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Automotive humour Abbreviations

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VANAGON — Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerves
COROLLA — Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again
DODGE — Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
PONTIAC — Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
RENAULT — Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
CHEVY — Cheapest Heap Ever envisioned Yet
AUDI — Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW — Bought My Wife
BMW — Bring Me Women
SAAB — Something An Asshole Buys
TOYOTA — The One You Ought To Avoid
BMW — Big Money Waste
VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
BMW — Break My Window
CHEVROLET — Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE — Drive Only During Great Emergencies
BUICK — Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
TOYOTA — Take Only Your Ordure To America
BMW — Black Man's Wheels
BMW — Big Money Wasted
DODGE — Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
MOPAR — Move Over People Are Racing
DODGE — Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
BMW — Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
PLYMOUTH — Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
FIAT — Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
MOPAR — Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR — My Old Pig Ain't Running
JEEP — Jumps Excitedly in Every Pothole
LOTUS — Lots of Trouble Usually Serious
SAAB — Stupid, Arrogant Asinine Bastards
BMW — Brutal Money Waster
CHEVROLET — Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
BMW — Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW — Break My Wallet
SYLVIA — Shows You Like Vain Insipid Autos
MOPAR — Most Often Passed At Races
VW — Virtually Worthless
JAGUAR — Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
BMW — Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW — Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW — Big Money Waster
BMW — Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW — Big Money Works
NISSAN — Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
CADILLAC — Crap Ass Deville Is Lacking Life And Clutch
AUDI — Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
TORANA — Ton Of Rust And No Acceleration
BMW — Broken Money Waster