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VANAGON
— Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerves
COROLLA
— Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again
DODGE
— Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
PONTIAC
— Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
FIAT
— Fix It Again Tony
RENAULT
— Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
CHEVY
— Cheapest Heap Ever envisioned Yet
BMW
— Bring Me Women
AUDI
— Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
SAAB
— Something An Asshole Buys
BMW
— Bought My Wife
TOYOTA
— The One You Ought To Avoid
BMW
— Big Money Waste
BMW
— Break My Window
CHEVROLET
— Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE
— Drive Only During Great Emergencies
VOLVO
— Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
BMW
— Big Money Wasted
DODGE
— Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
BMW
— Black Man's Wheels
BUICK
— Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
TOYOTA
— Take Only Your Ordure To America
BMW
— Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
DODGE
— Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
MOPAR
— Move Over People Are Racing
PLYMOUTH
— Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
MOPAR
— My Old Pig Ain't Running
SAAB
— Stupid, Arrogant Asinine Bastards
MOPAR
— Mostly Old Parts And Rust
FIAT
— Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
JEEP
— Jumps Excitedly in Every Pothole
BMW
— Brutal Money Waster
LOTUS
— Lots of Trouble Usually Serious
BMW
— Break My Wallet
CHEVROLET
— Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
BMW
— Born Moderately Wealthy
SYLVIA
— Shows You Like Vain Insipid Autos
MOPAR
— Most Often Passed At Races
BMW
— Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW
— Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
NISSAN
— Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
BMW
— Big Money Works
CADILLAC
— Crap Ass Deville Is Lacking Life And Clutch
BMW
— Big Money Waster
JAGUAR
— Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
VW
— Virtually Worthless
JEEP
— Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
TORANA
— Ton Of Rust And No Acceleration
BMW
— Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW
— Broken Money Waster
BMW
— Broken Monstrous Wonder
AUDI
— Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW
— Bad Mannered Wankers
MAZDA
— Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
FIAT
— Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
BMW
— Bastard Money Wielders
NISSAN
— Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
JEEP
— Just Eat Every Pickle
BMW
— Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW
— Break My Windshield
PONTIAC
— Poor Old Nutter Thinks Its A Cadillac
BMW
— Beastly Monstrous Wonder
CORTINA
— Crappy Old Recycled Trash In New Attire
SAAB
— Send Another Automobile Back
NISSAN
— Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
BMW
— Bayerisher Mist Wagen
AUDI
— Another Useless Device Installed
NAPA
— Need Another Part Asshole
STARLET
— Still Trash After Repair Like Every Toyota
FIAT
— Fix It Again Tomorrow
MOPAR
— Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
SKYLINE
— Speed Keeps You Liking Its Neat Engine
PORSCHE
— Piece Of Rusty Scrap, Cost Highly Expensive
AUDI
— Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
PORSCHE
— Please Overlook Really Shitty Cardboard Horrible Engine
PORSCHE
— Phased Out Racer, Still Can't Hold Engine
JEEP
— Just Everyone Elses Parts
PONTIAC
— Poor Old Nebraskan, Thinks It's A Cadillac
DODGE
— Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
LEXUS
— Large Executive X-rayed Unveiled Shit
PORSCHE
— Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
CITROEN
— Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
SUBARU
— Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath
CHEVROLET
— Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
FIAT
— Fuck in a Taxi
IROC
— Italian Retards Out Cruising
FIAT
— Fix It All the Time
FIAT
— Fart in a Tin
MINIBUS
— Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
PLYMOUTH
— Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PORSCHE
— Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
BUICK
— Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
BMW
— Bowel Movement Wagon
CHEVY
— Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY
— Charged Heavily
PONTIAC
— Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank
DODGE
— Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
SIERRA
— Seen In Every Recycled Rubbish Ad
CHEVY
— Cheapest Heap Ever Vended Yet
JEEP
— Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
DODGE
— Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
CHEVROLET
— Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
MAZDA
— Made At Zoo by Demented Apes
BMW
— Bavarian Manure Wagon
BUICK
— Big Ugly Import Car Killer
TOYOTA
— Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
MAZDA
— Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
JEEP
— Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
VOLVO
— Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only
AUDI
— Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
ACURA
— Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym
DATSUN
— Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
ACURA
— All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
DATSUN
— Driven At Top Speed Until Nackered
ACURA
— Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
FIAT
— Fucking Italians Ain't Trustworthy
ACURA
— Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
JEEP
— Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
SUBARU
— Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
NISSAN
— Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
ROLLS ROYCE
— Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt - Consuming Esthetes
BOWTIE
— Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
MERCURY
— Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable - Recalled Yet
CAMARO
— Can't America Make A Real One
EFI
— Extra Fucking Insurance
MERCEDES
— My Engine Raced Car Exploded Damn Engine Seized
BUICK
— Built Under Inspection of Crazy Korean
BMW
— Big Man Wannabe
CHEVROLET
— Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
JEEP
— Jumps Everything Ever Parked
BEETLE
— By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally
BMW
— Bimbette Motor Weapon
BMW
— But at least my Motor Works
BMW
— Busted My Wallet
BMW
— Break My Wind
CAPRI
— Can Any Person Repair It
MAZDA
— Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
BUICK
— Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
MG
— Mostly Garaged
ACURA
— Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
BMW
— Brought My Wrench
JAGUAR
— Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
ACURA
— Americans Can Understand Real Autos
SIMCA
— Stupid Idiots making Cars Again
CHEVROLET
— Heartbreak of America.
NAPA
— Never Any Parts Available
ACURA
— Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
CHRYSLER
— Could Have Remained Your Stupid Lazy Elderly Relatives
TOYOTA
— Taking Out Yankees Over Troublesome Acceleration
SAAB
— Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies
JEEP
— Just Enough Engine Power
LTD
— Leave The Doors
DODGE
— Dear Old Dads Geriatric Express
CHEVROLET
— Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
PINTO
— Powerful Incendiary, Neatly Toasts Occupants
FIAT
— Failure In Automotive Technology
MERCURY
— Mileage Eventually Ruins Car - Usually Ruins You
CHRYSLER
— Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
THING
— To Holland In Nine Gallons
BMW
— Break My Windows
VOLKSWAGEN
— Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine NOT
JEEP
— Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
SUZUKI
— Son U Zombie U Killed It
MOPAR
— Mostly Over Powered And Respected
THING
— To Hell in Nine Gallons
MOPAR
— Mostly Old Paint And Rust
AMC
— Ain't My Car
TRIUMPH
— Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod
IROC
— It's Really Only a Camaro
JAGUAR
— Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
FIAT
— Fucking Idiot Assembled This
FIAT
— Fucking Italian Attempt Transportation
LTD
— Lazy Temperamental Device
MERCURY
— Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
AMC
— Afro Motor Company
MOPAR
— More Old Parts and Rust
TOYOTA
— Taking Our Yen Out - Thanks All
OLDSMOBILE
— Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
BEETLE
— Battered Everywhere - Expect To Lose Engine
OLDSMOBILE
— Oh Look Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
ACURA
— Automobile Causes Universityrsal Road Accidents
VW
— Very Wucked
PLYMOUTH
— Plain Lousy Yellow Moldy Old Ugly Trash Hog
MOPAR
— Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
JEEP
— Junked Electrical & Emissions Parts
OLDSMOBILE
— Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
ACURA
— Automobile Causes Unusual Road Accidents
PORSCHE
— Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
MOPAR
— Mutilates Other Products At Races
PINTO
— Put In New Transmission Often
IROC
— I Run Over Children
TRIUMPH
— The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
MERCURY
— Motorists Easily Rate Car
OLDSMOBILE
— Old Ladies Driving Slow, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
SABLE
— Sleezy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime
SAAB
— Swedish Automobile, Always Broken
MERCEDES
— Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
MAZDA
— My Another Zany Detroit Assassin
VW
— Very Worthless
SAAB
— Such An Arrogant Bastard
PRIMERA
— Poor Ride Involves Making Everyone Reach Again
OLDSMOBILE
— Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular LeftoverEquipment
OLDSMOBILE
— Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil-Burning Idiot's Leaking Everywhere
FERRARI
— From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians
IROC
— I Race Other Cars
VW
— Very Worrying
MOPAR
— Mitsubishi's Over-Priced American Replicars
STP
— Stop Those Pistons
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