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NGMI
— Not Going To Make It
3H
— Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time.
4F
— Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease)
FHHS
— (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying)
CABG
— Coronary Artery Bypass Graft
CRI
— Cranial Rectal Inversion :-)
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
ES
— Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
TBC
— Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries
MAFAT
— Mandatory Anasthaesia Fuck Around Time, Precedes Any Incision
PPP
— Piss Poor Protoplasm
FINE
— Fucked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional
LOL
— Little Old Lady
TBD
— Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere
FUPA
— Fat Upper Pussy Area
WADHAO
— Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over
FFFF
— See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease)
GOA
— Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't)
YOYO
— You're On Your Own
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
HAIRY PSALMS
— Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum
ISQ
— In Status Quo
FOOBA
— Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
NKDA
— No Known Durg Allergies
GLF
— Ground Level Fall (tripped Over)
HIVI
— Husband Is Village Idiot
PIA
— Pain In The Ass
SAS
— Sick As Shit
TDS
— Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open)
VOMIT
— Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives.
BTH
— Bury the Hatchet
DFO
— (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
PORG
— Person of Restricted Growth
MTF
— Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave)
ECU
— Eternal Care Unit
DOTS
— Dead On The Spot
DILLIGAF
— Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
FMPS
— Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker)
SWAG
— Scientific Wild Ass Guess
LMC
— Low Marble Count (low IQ)
DQ
— Drama Queen
HBD
— Has Been Drinking
POPTA
— Passed Out Prior to Arrival
UBI
— Unexplained Beer Injury
FORD
— Found On Road Dead
PID
— Pus In Dere
TF BUNDY
— Totally Fucked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
FUBIL
— Fuck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend.
45C
— Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ)
B-52
— Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV 2mg Of Ativan IV
HI5
— HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5)
DRT
— Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
AMYOYO
— Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care)
BMW
— Bitch Moan & Whine
BBB
— Blood Brain Barrier
404
— 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
TMB
— Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age"
PHAT
— Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
KOKO
— Keep On Keeping On
LOLITS
— Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes
EMT
— Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians)
S2
— Sit The Fuck Down And Shut The Fuck Up
DPS
— (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription
CTF
— Cletus the Fetus
CRS
— Can't Remember Stuff
PITA
— Pain In The Association
IFOI
— "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
ATFO
— Asked To Fuck Off
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
SOB
— Short of breath
NFR
— Not for Resuscitation
ETOH
— Extremely Trashed Or Hammered
3PS
— Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease)
TTTR
— Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad.
10TH FT
— 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital).
CPM
— Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex
FOS
— Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
LOLFDGB
— Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom
EMS
— Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service)
BOHICA
— Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
CYA
— Cover Your Associates
5-H-1-T
— Polite Medical Term For Shit
PPPPP
— Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit)
DILF
— Doctor I'd Like To Fuck (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor
FLK W/GLM
— Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother
FLP
— Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK)
HSPL
— High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Shit
MICO
— Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation
OPD
— Obnoxious Personality Disorder
CHIBLOC
— Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness
EDDU
— Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else)
UDI
— Unidentified Drinking Injury
CTD
— Circling the Drain. Healthcare acronym. Technically and originally Close To Death. Transferable to a wide variety of lost causes. (Ack L Russell)
CRI
— Cranial Rectal Insertion :-)
PBAB
— Pine Box At Bedside
CRAFT
— Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
ATS
— Acute Thespian Syndrome
PRATFO
— Patient Reassured And Told To Fuck Off
FOOSH
— Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm)
DTS
— Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients)
DOD
— Donut Of Death
DIIK
— Darned if I know
HST
— High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed
TTFO
— Told To Fuck Off
DENTIST
— Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly
FDGM
— Fall Down, Go Boom (see LOLFDGB)
TUBE
— Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination. (ODSA). Allegedly seen occasionally on patients medical notes. Not recommended for use in any circumstances whatsoever. See the similarly disturbing BBSS. (Thanks P Gover)
GTMJACB
— Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead)
TAPS
— Thick As Pig Shit
TTR
— (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio)
MILF
— Mother I'd Like To Fuck
GOK
— God Only Knows
SEP
— Someone Else's Problem
DRTTTT
— Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident)
CROACC
— Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically
GUCCI
— Genito Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection
IHC
— Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim.
TFTB
— Too Fat to Breathe
NQR
— Not Quite Right
HTD
— Higher Than A Duck
HVLT
— High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound
PAFO
— Pissed and Fell Over
LDF
— Lying Down Fit
ADR
— Ain't Doing Right
GTG
— Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair
FITH
— Fucked in the Head
LGFD
— looks good from door (but not closely examined, possibly an obnoxious patient)
HTK
— Higher Than A Kite
JLD
— Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK)
BTSOOM
— Beats The Shit Out Of Me
PNR
— Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi
GPO
— Good For Parts Only (won't Survive)
FIT
— Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film)
NAD
— Nothing Abnormal Discovered/Detected. (NAD is alternatively often used when superiors ask for the results of tests that no-one thought to order, in which case it means Not Actually Done.....)
DBI
— Dirt Bag Index
APRS
— (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling)
SOG
— Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady))
TFO
— Too Fucking Old (person Dying Of Old Age).
DMFNFL
— Dumb Mother Fucker, Not Fit To Live
FIDO
— Fuck It, Drive On (a waste of time/hoax ambulance all)
TTJ
— Transfer To Jesus
NETMA
— Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart)
AST
— Assuming Seasonal Temperature
FES
— Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness
GOMER
— Get Out Of My Emergency Room (derogatory Reference To Hypochondriac Patients)
HOP
— House Of Pain (nursing Home)
ESBAM
— Eat shit and Bark At the Moon (or "not ruddy likely" in British English)
SWI
— Something Wrong Inside
BSS
— Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome
FLK
— Funny Looking Kid (sometimes suggests rural inbreeding)
PSS
— Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission
TCS
— Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body)
SBLEO
— (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer
BFF
— Big, Fat Faker
FTD
— Fixing To Die
WAFTAM
— ("woff-tam"): Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
IWB
— Intercourse With Biscuits (Fucking Crackers)
GOL
— Gone Off Legs (see FOL)
PFO
— Pissed And Fell Over
CBT
— Chronic Burger Toxicity
BUNDY
— But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
DFO
— Drunk And Fell Over
NWB
— Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds
RUTUS
— Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms
EDGATWTTTF
— Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (thick)
APTFRAN
— Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient)
TMI
— Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
IOTC
— Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim.
PBTB
— Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise
TRO
— Time Ran Out
GRAFOB
— Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed
GSP
— Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders
CLOMI
— Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation)
SOB
— Silly Old Bugger
KFO
— Knock The Fucker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain)
JDLR
— Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
WNL
— Will Not Listen
CAT6
— Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster
LOBNH
— Lights on But Nobody Home
BVA
— Breathing Valuable Air
MU PAIN
— Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims)
RTTBBB
— Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument).
FOALS NEIGH
— Fuck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here
AWTB
— Away With The Birds
FDOTS
— Fucking Dead On The Spot
HIBGIA
— Had It Before, Got It Again
JAFFA
— Just Another Fat, Fucking Asshole
D&D
— Death And Donuts (night Shift)
COSMONAUT
— Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour)
FPO
— For Practice Only (FTD)
SBI
— something bad inside (undiagnosed cancer etc discovered during surgery)
UFO
— Unidentified Frozen Object
MIDI
— Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex)
GOF
— Gone Off Legs
ELFS
— Evil Little Fuckers (irritating Children)
NARS
— Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ)
ALP185
— Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound
CCFCCP
— Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar)
GPH
— Goddamns Per Hour
DUB
— Damn Ugly Baby
SSDD
— Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
TYFTIC
— Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete Bullshit
GTTL
— Gone To The Light (died)
FURB
— Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people who use inappropriate objects as butt-plugs)
EC
— Eternal Care
HMF
— Hysterical Mother Figure
SBA
— Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs
AQP
— Assuming the Q Position
DKA
— Don't Know Anything
SPAK
— Status Post Ass Kicking
FCBP
— Fellow of the College of Bystander Physicians
PAAF
— Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart)
NFS
— Neuro faecal Syndrome
FDSTW
— Found Dead Stayed That Way
FAC
— Fucking Awkward Client
SHPOS
— Sub-Human Piece Of Shit
ATD
— (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold)
TWA
— Teeny Weeny Airlines
D&D
— Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention)
OTLP
— On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home)
TWSAM
— Trash Will Survive and Multiply
IP
— Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump
NQRITH
— Not Quite Right In The Head
DIDR
— Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure
RT
— Room Temperature (dead)
WWI
— Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over)
APD
— Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression)
FFDIG
— Found Face Down In Gutter
GTO
— Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall)
FABIANS
— Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome
IW
— Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump
GORK
— God Only Really Knows
DPS
— Dumb Parent Syndrome
MFC
— Measure for Coffin
BMT
— Bowel Movement Taco
FOB
— Found On Bench
VBT
— Very Bad Thing
GRAHOB
— Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed
DFO-SFJ
— Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus
NPS
— New Parent Syndrome
VD
— Veak and Dizzy
VAC
— Vultures Are Circling (impending death implication)
LOLINAD
— Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress
DPS
— Disappearing Penis Syndrome
FOL
— Fat Old Lady
MUH
— Messed Up Heart
ALS
— Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase)
EBU
— Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor
JPS
— Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense)
BBLS
— Belly button Lint Sign
LPT
— Low Pain Threshold
ART
— Approaching Room Temperature (dead)
JDFR
— Just Doesn't Feel Right
ALP
— Acute Lead Poisoning
THC
— Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless
OMGWTFBBQ
— Oh My God, What The Fuck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash
KSS
— Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E
JIC
— Jesus Is Calling
ALC
— A La Casa (send The Patient Home)
AWTF
— Away with the Fairies
RR
— Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven)
BBCS
— Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries)
ERNOBW
— Engine Running, No One Behind the Wheel (thick)
CLL
— Chronic Low Life
BIT
— Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film)
PLH
— Pray Long And Hard
YAVIS
— Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful.
BFH
— Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant)
HHS
— Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation
VIP
— Very Intoxicated Person
FTF
— Failed To Fly (botched Suicide)
TATT
— Tired All The Time (medical Diagnosis In-joke)
GACP
— Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning
CF
— Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society.
JNR
— Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
FLB
— Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps)
PWT
— Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle)
FLKBCOTP
— Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents
LRO
— Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time)
CSD
— Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun
AHF
— Acute Hissy Fit
RLI
— Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot
RPVU
— Relative Porsche Value Unit
MCBP
— Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see
PWFS
— Post Weekend Fatigue Syndrome
ITBNTL
— In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying)
FURB
— Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum)
KAGC
— Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence
TBP
— Total Body Pain
VTMK
— Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors)
PGT
— Pissed And Got Thumped
JPFROG
— Just Plain Fucking Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc)
B&T
— Bagged and Tagged
C/C
— Cancel Christmas (dead)
RBG
— Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer)
AGA
— Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over)
DSP
— Dumb Shit Profile
P4P
— Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge)
OFIG
— One Foot in the Grave
FOS
— Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person
DACB
— (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF)
SOCMOB
— Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured)
BFH
— Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell)
GROLIES
— (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt
UPF
— Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen)
EI
— Eating Inventory
SHA
— Ship His Ass
HOP
— House of Paincakes
ERCP
— Emergency Retrograde Clerking of Patient
4H
— (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict
SNUD
— Sick Nigh Unto Death
WFFAD
— Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again
TSL
— To Stupid to Live
OAP
— Over Anxious Patient
RBS
— Really Bad Shape
GLM
— Good Looking Mum
CHAOS
— Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.)
SFS
— Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless)
AFUBR
— All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair
TCLT
— Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head
FLUF
— Funny Little Ugly Fucker
SYB
— Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice)
LOFD
— Looks Okay from Door
TOI
— Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head
CFD
— Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying)
PBABLTO
— Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off
NAD
— Not Actually Done
QID
— Queen In Distress (hissy Fit)
MICOS
— Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids
LWS
— (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money)
TOBP
— Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian)
ATL
— Aff The Legs
CKS
— Cute Kid Syndrome
PBS
— Pretty Bad Shape
SODDI
— Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else)
SFSF
— Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency
OFIGATOOS
— One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping
LGFTC
— Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined)
OBE
— Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting)
PLTDP
— Practice Limited To Dead People
CIA
— Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed
TEETH
— Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
AE
— Aggressive Euthanasia
PBLS
— Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs)
JAR
— Just Ain't Right
PCUINIA
— Please Consult Us If New Issues Arise
ALPAC
— Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds
GDA
— Gonna Die Anyway
DIDC
— Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed
BWCO
— Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian)
PIAF
— PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart)
MFB
— Measure For Box (coffin)
HALS
— Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA)
AQR
— Ain't Quite Right
DF
— Dude Factor
FD
— Fucking Drunk
OBS
— Obvious Bullshit
OTD&DDR
— Out The Door And Down The Road.
PBOO
— Pine Box On Order
CATS
— Cut All To Shit
VBA
— Valuable Breathing Air
POMT
— Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First
PEP
— Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated
FIRT
— Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim)
TLGP
— Two Legged Guinea Pig
MFD
— Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying)
TLR
— Two Legged Rat
UNIVAC
— Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling
TTOAST
— Take Them Out And Shoot Them
SHS
— Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict)
NKDA
— Not Known, Didn't Ask
DTMA
— Don't Transfer To Me Again.
COPD
— Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause)
LFTWM
— Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse)
PHS
— Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave!
NSA
— Non Standard Appearance
ALP240
— Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound
OTDPDS
— Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon
HEA
— Heel Elevation Ataxia
DWPA
— Death With Paramedic Assistance
HLCS
— Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents
FFDID
— Found Face Down In Ditch
PDSD
— Pre Detention Stress Disorder
TOG
— Tears Of Gratitude
SRI
— Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem)
SVRI
— Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal)
AOB
— Alcohol on Board
MARPS
— Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals
LT
— Lantern Test
PEFYC
— Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen)
RHS
— Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth
FODE
— Falling on Deaf Ears
GWR
— God's Waiting Room
CFT
— Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity
DIFFC
— Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem)
CFU
— Complete Fuck Up
TATT
— Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time")
UGLI
— Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them
TSS
— Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless)
TVTP
— Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin is anti-MRSA drug – it's resistant to anything else)
AGMI
— Ain't Gonna Make It
SIG
— Stroppy Ignorant Girl
DSB
— Drug Seeking Behaviour
YMRASU
— Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up
GOLP
— Generalised Old Lady Pains
WITPOMS
— Why Is This Patient On My Service
ULPP
— Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer)
PFH
— Parent From Hell
TLC
— Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim)
CRT
— Can't Really Treat
SIO
— Sleeping It Off
TEC
— Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead
SHAD
— Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate
CTS
— Crazier Than Shit
NLPR
— No Longer Playing Records (dying)
SBOD
— Stupid Bitch On Drugs
PPA
— Practicing Professional Alcoholic
PP
— Plank Positive
SWW
— Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant)
CTS
— Cold-tea Sign
RTTL
— Running Towards The Light - Dying
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