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• ALR — A Little Respect
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• CFC — Chat First Com
• FYKA — For Your Kind Attention
• FYI&A — For Your Information and Action
• FYKI — For Your Kind Information
• EA — Each (as in a unit of measurement - one each)
• TMTC — Too Many To Count
• 18R — Text messaging shorthand for "later": 1 = l 8 = ate r = r
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• FT — Full text
• 8 — Oral Sex
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• BAE — Before Anyone Else
• 2XB — Too Big
• FRM — From
• DTN — Don't Tell Nobody
• GGWP — Good Game Well Played
• N/A — Not Applicable
• OTP — On the Phone
• GM — Good Morning
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• PPL — People
• 8X5 — 8 hours a week, 5 hours a day
• TBH — To Be Honest
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• PST — Please Send Tell
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• BF/GF — Boyfriend/Girlfriend
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• W/ — With
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• G8T — Great
• ARPANET — Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
• USA — United States of America
• OIC — Oh I See
• JK — Just kidding
• EMC — Even More Confused
• (Y) — thumbs up (MSN Messenger)
• WDYLL — What Do You Look Like
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• DYU — Do You Understand
• BTW — By The Way
• BCOZ — Because
• GTO — Get Turned On
• G.W.S — Get Well Soon
• G4Y — Good For You
• BBS — Bulletin Board Service
• FRFR — For Real For Real

• DOB — Date Of Birth
• IT — Information Technology
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• ATM — At The Moment
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• CPU — Central Processing Unit
• L8R — Later
• 53X — sex
• ABT — About
• BHAK — Big Hug And Kiss
• THX — Thanks
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• IP — Internet Protocol
• BBL — Be Back Later
• PLS — Please
• MSG — Message
• HB2U — Happy Birthday to You
• AC — Alternating Current
• CLAY GO — CLean As You Go
• RP — Role Play
• CFC — Chat First Crew
• BRB — Bathroom Break
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• 10Q — Thank You
• BET — Big Every Time
• GDK — Girl Don't Know
• CU — See You
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• CRT — Cathode Ray Tube (type of TV)
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• J4F — Just for Fun
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• PM — Private Message
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• POC — Point Of Contact
• R&D — Research & Development
• CYC — Crazy Young Cutie
• OBE — Overcome By Events
• BJ — Blow Job
• API — Application Programming Interface
• DAFUQ — what the HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CRANIUM?
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• NP — No Problem
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.

• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• GDGD — Good Good
• CCTV — Closed-circuit television
• POV — Point Of View
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• CC — Cute Couple
• IQ — Intelligence Quotient
• TQM — Total Quality Management
• TBA — To Be Advised
• BRGDS — Best Regards
• PS — PostScript
• DKM — Don't Kill Me
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• LMK — Let Me Know
• OOO — Out Of Office
• CR — Carriage Return
• GNITE — Good night
• BTU — British Thermal Unit
• NAVY — Never Again Volunteer Yourself
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• FYP — Fixed Your Post
• ALCON — All Concerned
• BT — Bad Talkin
• TC — Take Care
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• ISO — In Search Of
• TBD — To Be Determined
• GONNA — Going to
• EU — European Union (1994; formerly referred to as the EEC or EC)
• DM — Direct Message
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• BRB — Be right back
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• M$ — Microsoft
• COA — Course Of Action
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• DTW — Don't Think Wrong
• YABSA — Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
• DEA — Don't Even Answer
• NPV — Net Present Value {economics}
• YKWIM — You Know What I Mean
• 10X — Thanks
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• CEO — Chief Executive Officer
• AAA — American Automobile Association
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• PW — Password

• B4 — Before
• ETF — Easy To Find
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• FMW — Funnier My Way
• FFF — Facebook Friends Forever
• JIT — Just in time
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• BTB — By The By
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• AM — Amplitude Modulation
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• VFM — Value For Money
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• DOA — dead on arrival
• OJT — On the Job Training
• AWW — Any Which Way
• WTG — Way To Go
• CAD — Computer Aided Designer
• XLNT — Excellent
• AMD — Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (producer of computer chips)
• PGP — Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
• PDT — Pacific Daylight Time
• JFYI — Just for Your Information
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• OBEX — Object Exchange Protocol
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• ACCT — Account
• WB — Welcome Back
• BB — Bulletin Board
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• WX — Weather
• TYT — Take Your Time
• FYI — For Your Information
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• BRO — Brother
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• BBS — Be back soon
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• H8D — Hated
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• CMG — Call Me God
• ARPA — Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• EST — Eastern Standard Time
• BMF — Best Male Friend
• GN — Good Night
• M8 — Mate

• CMOS — Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor
• SOW — Statement Of Work
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• OT — Overtime
• DDS — Deep Dark Secrets
• CTRL — Control
• FISH — First In Still Here
• ATTN — Attention
• DARPA — Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (US)
• CD — Compact Disc
• IRL — In Real Life
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• EOF — End Of File
• WTH — What The Heck?
• BRRRR — A way to say "very cold" (not an acronym)
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• AGC — Automatic Gain Control
• YBTMFML — You Belong to Me Forever My Love
• BGO — Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious
• CTFU — Cracking The F*** Up
• HAYD — How Are You Doing?
• BIT — Binary Digit (either 0 Or 1)
• ASPD — Alt Service Provider Discussion
• ALU — Arithmetic Logic Unit
• VIP — Very Important Person
• ADSL — Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• CRM — Customer Relationship Management
• BC — Because
• TY — Thank You
• 303 — Mom
• YANETUT — You Are Not Expected to Understand This
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• DEPT — Department
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• ESA — European Space Agency
• DBA — Doing Business As
• LED — law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• GAWY — Go Away
• BO3 — Best Of 3
• COOL — Constipated Overweight Old Lady
• CU2MORO — See You Tomorrow
• BF — Boyfriend
• AC — annual closing
• NCO — Non-Commissioned Officer
• GTK — Good to Know
• SQ — Square
• AMP — Amplifier

• B/4 — Be For
• BB — Baby Boo
• CAPTCHA — Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
• PVT — Private
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• OP — Original Poster
• CC — Carbon Copy
• YGTBK — You got to be kidding
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• BTW — Between
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• FFT — Fast Fourier Transform
• AFC — Away from Computer
• NDA — Non-Disclosure Agreement
• BOT — Back on Topic
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• ADDY — Address
• TBC — To Be Continued
• TNX — Thanks
• DDOS — Distributed Denial of Service
• TBC — To Be Confirmed
• CTR — Center
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• RFC — Request For Comment
• BRT — Be Right There
• YAUN — Yet Another Unix Nerd
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• HEXI — Six (a six pack of anything)
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• AMP — Ampere
• EOM — End Of Message
• AM — Ante Meridian
• BFN — Bye for Now
• DRT — Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• PBCAK — Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
• CYA — See you later
• 07734 — "hELLO" upside down
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• CDT — Central Daylight Time

• EHM — Everyone Hates Me
• ATC — Air traffic control
• UFO — Unidentified Flying Object
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• AML — All My Love
• BC — Be Careful
• DD — Dear Daughter
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• CMTFU — Crack Me The F*** Up
• ACLU — American Civil Liberties Union
• BBW — Big Busted Woman
• DICK — Date. Insert. Cum. Kiss
• BLK — Black
• FNF — Friends and Family
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• IOW — In Other Words
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• DCOM — Distributed Component Object Model
• MIN — Minute
• GDIAF — Go Die in a Fire
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• CMS — Content Management System
• OMW — On My Way
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• CST — Central Standard Time (UTC-6 Hours)
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• MOB — Mobile
• EST — Established
• EOL — End Of Life
• CYH — Consider Yourself Hugged
• CO — Company
• BLM — Be Like Me
• APB — All Points Bulletin
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• WIP — Work in Process
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• RM — Room
• APP — Application
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• USU — Usually
• D8 — date
• KIA — Killed in Action
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• AMA — Ask Me Anything
• BF — Bloody Fool
• OT — Off Topic
• DS — Darling Son

• EOY — End-Of-Year
• H8TBU — Hate To Be You
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• CPC — Cost Per Click-through
• FTT — Free to Talk
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• BD — Big Deal
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• DL — Download
• ACME — A Company that Makes Everything :-)
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• BOS — Best of Opposite Sex
• DLL — Dynamic Link Library (computer file)
• LUN — Logical Unit Number
• BTR — Better
• J/K — Just Kidding
• BARAAHP — Between A Rock And A Hard Place
• AQQ — Aww, or is it awe, oder ah!,or OH! or mebbe "AW!" It really is Qute, Qute es Quter! Ye Ed fmf 09/06/13
• VHTF — Very Hard To Find
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• CUL — See You Later
• H'HAYT — Hello, How Are You Today?
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• ACU — Army Combat Uniform
• NG — No Good
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• TUFD — The User File Died
• TINSTAAFL — There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• ATA — Actual Time of Arrival
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• CUL8R — See You Later
• CC — Crowd Control (gaming)
• ALN — About Last Night
• BZ — Busy
• UOM — Unit Of Measure
• IP — Intellectual Property
• DORBS — Adorable
• E-LAUGHING — Electronic Laughing
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• EFT — Electronic Funds Transfer
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• DSL — Digital Subscriber Line

• AK — Alaska
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• DIL — Daughter-In-Law
• OTP — One Time Password
• AO — Anarchy Online
• NA — Not Applicable
• ADD — Address
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• 601 — Six of One and a Half dozen of an other
• CLI — Command line Interface (Cabletron)
• DJ — Disc Jockey
• PICNIC — Problem in Chair Not in Computer
• BI — Bisexual
• CIR — Committed Information Rate (Frame Relay)
• OO — Over and Out
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• NT — Nice Try
• CT — Can't Talk
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• BFHD — Big Fat Hairy Deal
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• FTP — First to Post
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• 9 — Parent Watching
• CAF — Cute As Fuck
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• CYA — See You
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• YCDBSOYA — You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
• BIO — Biological
• CFNM — Check For New Messages
• DS — Dear Son
• GTS — Go to Sleep
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• CP — Chat Post
• UAV — Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
• B/C — Because
• SYL — See You Later
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• VM — Voice Mail
• GT — Get Together
• PLZ — Please
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• DH — Dear Husband

• VC — Venture Capital
• SB — Somebody
• ESP — Extra Sensory Post
• PVC — Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• EDI — Everyones Doing It
• BAGFIO — Be A Genius, Figure It Out
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• MHS — Message Handling System (electronic)
• ESRB — Entertainment Software Rating Board
• L8 — Late
• NM — Never Mind
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• GFE — GirlFriend Experience
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• HAISTK — How Am I Supposed To Know?
• BHM — Big Handsome Man
• FB — Facebook
• AAIFTM — And All In For This Match (sports betting forums)
• CUS — See You Soon
• DEA — Drug Enforcement Administration (U.S. Department of Justice)
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• CNN — Cable News Network's
• ADR — Address
• 4EVER — Forever
• BS — Bull Shit
• DL — Down Low
• DTS — Don't Think So
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• EQ — Emotional Quotient
• CU46 — see you for sex
• AGP — Accelerated Graphics Port
• POTUS — President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS.
• NBD — No Big Deal
• SSID — Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
• NLT — No Later Than
• BOOTP — Bootstrap Protocol
• DWI — Driving While Intoxicated
• BET — Black Entertainment Television
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• DZ — Drop Zone
• MC — Master of Ceremonies
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• B4N — Bye for Now
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• GIO — Get It On

• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• BHAG — Big Hairy Audacious Goal
• AISI — As I See It
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• WU — What's Up?
• CID — Consider It Done
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• ASS — Always Stay Sweet
• GP — General Principle
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• BB — Big Brother
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• AOB — Any Other Business
• BTA — But Then Again
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• AIR — As I Remember
• GR8 — Great
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• BO — Back Off
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• UL — Upload
• 4NE — Funny
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• CMB — Call Me Back
• CIA — Central Intelligence Agency
• RW — Real World
• OB — Obligatory
• YACC — Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
• BBC — British Broadcasting Corporation
• CIA — Can't Imagine Another
• SFMJI — Sorry For My Jumping In
• BMT — Basic Military Training
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• KBD — Keyboard
• XFER — Transfer
• WILCO — Will Comply
• WFM — Works For Me

• ASNF — A son never forgets
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• ETD — Estimated Time of Departure
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• NIH — Not Invented Here
• WTF — what the fuck
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• DVD — Digital Versatile Disc
• DW — Don't Worry
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• DMC — Deep Meaningful Conversation
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• GL — Good Luck
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• HF — Have Fun
• OOAD — Object Oriented Analysis and Design
• TM — Trademark
• NA — Not Available
• ACPT — Accept
• EOE — Equal Opportunity Employer
• FE — For Example
• DW — Dear Wife
• D/L — Download
• BO — Body Odor
• FYSE — For Your Sublime Edification
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• A4U — All For You
• TTL — Time To Live
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• FTFY — Fixed That for You
• CC — Credit Card
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• AYT — Are You There
• AT&T — American Telephone & Telegraph
• ATK — Attack
• DBCS — Double-Byte Character Set
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• COA — Certificate Of Authenticity
• GV — Good Vibes
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• PPL — Pay Per Lead
• CHK — Check

• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• GW — Guess What?
• GOTCHA — I got you, I understand
• EOR — End of Rant
• TM — Trust Me
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• FBW — Fly By Wire
• B — Back
• IYKWIMAITYD — If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
• DKU — Drop Kick Ugly
• MIMO — Multiple Input, Multiple Output
• F9 — Fine
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• ETC — Et Cetera
• BRH — Be Right Here
• DC — Disconnected
• AWA — As Well As
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• CDR — Compact Disc Recordable
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• NIMH — Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• EGO — Everyones Got One
• BSF — Black Single Female
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• GTFO — Get The Fuck Off
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• BTDTGTTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
• TC — Telephone Call
• TOC — Table of Contents
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• DYOT — Do Your Own Thing
• BCP — Best Current Practice
• DTTM — Don't Talk to Me
• W/E — Whatever
• CMD — Command
• ALT — Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres
• BTFOL — Bust The F*** Out Laughing
• JC — Just Curious
• AV — Anti-Virus
• OTT — Over The Top
• ESP — Extra Sensory Perception
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• BAD — Broken as designed
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• BIOS — Basic Input Output System

• N/A — Not Available
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• BOA — Better Off Alone
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• NL — New Line
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• PTB — Powers That Be
• DMB — DoubleMessage Board
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• CE — Creative Editing
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• LD — Long Distance
• DNF — Do Not Forget
• SAYOR — Speak At Your Own Risk
• SYS — See You Soon
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• AGW — All Going Well
• CTM — Chuckling to Myself
• 12 — The police
• DCM — Don't Come Monday
• FRY — First Read Yesterday
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• MEG — Mega Evil Grin
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• BH — Better Half
• BOD — Body
• BB — Bye-Bye
• BBB — Busy Beyond Belief
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• OM — Old Man
• BT — British Telecommunications
• HH — Handsome Hunk
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• 2 BZ 4 U QT — Too Busy For You Cutie
• MOO — MUD Object Oriented
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• FWIK — From What I Know
• DAU — Dumb Ass User
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• STS — So To Speak
• JJ — Just Joking
• Z — Zero
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• FCS — First Customer Ship
• ACE — A Cool Experience
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks

• PMA — Physical Medium Attachment
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• EG — Evil Grin
• RMB — Right Mouse Button
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• BION — Believe It or Not
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• EOL — End Of Line
• JAS — Just A Second
• LBL — Label
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• FYB — F*** You Bit**
• CFCW — Cute Face, Chubby Waist
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• JBOD — Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• GAL — Get A Life
• CFL — Canadian Football League
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• GFY — Good For You
• HBU — How about you?
• VBR — Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• AK — Ass Kisser
• AK — Absolute Krunk
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• BTO — By The Outside
• NIMTO — Not In My Term of Office
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• FX — Fingers Crossed
• LYK — Let You Know
• FE — Fatal Error
• JFF — Just For Fun
• UGC — User Generated Content
• CM — Call Menu
• GOK — God Only Knows
• TEL — Telephone
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• SYSOP — System Operator
• BW — Best Wishes
• AOL — All Our Love
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• BTC — Better Type Carefully
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• CES — Consumer Electronics Show

• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• ASO — And So On
• G9 — Goodnight
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• TWYT — That's What You Think
• BMOC — big man on campus
• CGI — Can't Get It
• AV — Audio/Video
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• HHWW — Holding Hands While Walking
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• CM — Call Me
• AC — Anonymous Coward
• NMJ — Not My Job
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• G2G — Got To Go
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• DYK — Did You Know?
• AP — Associated Press
• MIA — Missing In Action
• RTS — Ready To Send
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• WG — Wicked Grin
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• FZ — Friend Zone
• CIAO — Check It All Out
• BLOG — Web Log
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• DRM — Digital Rights Management
• DFKM — Don't F***in Kill Me
• BG — Big Grin
• M — Male
• BG — Big Guy
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• BFITWWW — Best Friend in the Whole Wide World
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• EUC — Excellent Used Condition
• GGYS — Get Good You Scrub
• PD — Public Domain
• BTFO — Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• N1 — Nice One
• EOB — End Of Business

• OL — Old Lady
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• GD — Good Day
• 411 — Seeking Information
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• BER — Beyond Economical Repair
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• ETX — End of Text
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• BFL — Best Friend and Lover
• CPI — characters per inch
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• BFGFBFF — Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD)
• FP — First Post
• LKG — Last Known Good
• BOGOF — Buy One Get One Free
• ISS — International Space Station
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• TTS — Text To Speech
• ELO — Electric Light Orchestra
• OTD — out the door (discharged
• DF — Dear Friend
• SH — Shit Happens
• PC — Player Character
• TEOTWAWKI — The End Of The World As We Know It
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• DMCA — Digital Millennium Copyright Act
• AISB — As I Said Before
• DOS — Denial Of Service
• BKA — Better Known As
• BB — Be Back
• DST — Daylight Saving Time
• MGMT — Management
• GOMG — Get Off My Grandma
• PM — post meridian
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• NARU — Not A Registered User
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• EZ — Easy
• LTR — Letter
• KUTGSAWYAD — Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
• CIA — Cash In Advance
• THD — Total Harmonic Distortion
• 420 — Marijuana
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care

• MIL — Mother-In-Law
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• OTK — Over The Knee
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• BB — Baby Bloomers
• FBI — Fabulous Beautiful and Intelligent
• (L)MIRL — Let’s Meet In Real Life
• LJBF — Let's Just Be Friends
• WTH — What The Hell?
• F2T — Free to Talk
• MTH — Month
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• IS — I'm Sorry
• PG — Pretty Good
• PEBCAC — Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke)
• SLR — Single Lens Reflex
• DB — Douche Bag
• BANANA — Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
• DIGAF — Do I Give A F***?
• OFS — One Finger Salute
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• GMT — Grinding My Teeth
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• ASDF — A Super Dumb Film
• DYT — Don't You Think?
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• AZN — Asian
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• FWM — F*** With Me
• GMWAS — Gag Me with a Spoon
• BBC — Blonde By Choice
• BO — Back Office
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• YL — Young Lady
• BT — BitTorrent
• WB — Write Back
• ADN — Any Day Now
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• CCNA — Cisco Certified Network Associated
• DM — Dungeon Master
• DAW — Digital Audio Workstation
• AAF — As A Friend
• DDT — Don't Do That
• YT — YouTube
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)

• FBNRL — Funny But Not Really Laughing
• RTV — Return To Vendor
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• DPI — Dots per inch.
• DNA — Did Not Answer
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• LULU — Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
• GWS — Get Well Soon
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• FQ — Frequent Question
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• DH — Dear Hubby
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• SMO — Serious Mode On
• DA — District Attorney
• FN — Fine
• FDR — Franklin Delano Roosevelt
• DAWG — Dumb Ass White Guy
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• BMS — By My Self
• DUPE — Duplicate
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• EP — Extended Play
• NOP — No Operation
• COS — Change Of Subject
• FA — Fat Admirer
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• BFFLAB — Best Friends For Life And Beyond
• WORM — Write-Once, Read-Many
• CG — Computer Graphics
• DDF — Drug And Disease Free
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• SF — Science Fiction
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• LA — Los Angeles
• COP — Close of Play
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• 1NAM — One in a million
• SFF — Small-Form-Factor
• DBR — Damaged Beyond Repair
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• POV — Privately Owned Vehicle
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• PMPO — Peak Music Power Output
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• GMA — Give Me Attention
• BBB — Bored Beyond Belief
• DK — Don't known
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• SAF — Single Asian Female

• SOSO — Same Old, Same-Old
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• PBM — Play By Mail
• BC — Before Coffee
• ESOSL — Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• LY — Love You
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• AGP — Advanced Graphics Port
• NMI — No Middle Initial
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• AYOK — Are You OK
• ABU — All Buggered Up
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• OOI — Out of Interest
• YKYB — You Know You've Been
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• OPM — Other People's Money
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• FD — First Date
• CS — Counter-Strike (game)
• DVR — Digital Video Recorder
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone System
• BW — Beautiful Woman
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• BA — Bad Ass
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• EYT — Enjoy Yourself Tonight
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• LTO — Linear Tape-Open
• BST — But Seriously Though
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• ALI — Act Like Intelligent
• JIC — Just In Case
• BISS — Because I Say So
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• AA — Automobile Association (UK)
• EOS — End of Story
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• GWA — Girl With Attitude
• MRU — Most Recently Used

• ED — Erase Display
• DOE — Depends on Experience
• FYR — For Your Reference
• MFT — Master File Table
• UART — Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• DYS — Do You See?
• OOC — Out of Character
• OPP — Other People's Problems
• LSP — Less Sensitive Person
• EOC — End Of Conversion
• CUN — See You Never
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• ATST — At the Same Time
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• RC — Remote Control
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• FMB — Frontline Message Board
• CIL — critical items list
• YHM — You Have Mail
• WAB — Windows Address Book
• DB — Don't Bother
• FYA — For Your Action
• EMS — Emergency medical service
• AAA — Awesome Awesome Awesome
• GD1 — GooD One
• ATEOTLYWBAT — At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
• NR — Near Reality
• BMG — Be My Guest
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• EMR — Embarrassing
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• DMV — Department of Motor Vehicles
• GM — Group Message
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• RTS — Read the Screen
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• BBIW — Big Brother Is Watching
• GEM — Generic Electronic Mail
• EMS — E-Mail Shorthand
• CTF — Capture The Flag
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• MBM — Magnetic Bubble Memory
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• SJM — Single Jewish Male

• DOF — degree of freedom
• FUTAB — Feet Up, Take a Break
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• BOC — But of Course
• EDD — Estimated Delivery Date
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• STW — Search the Web
• BIC — Best in Class
• GDIAH — Go Die In A Hole
• B4U — Before You
• OW — Oh Well
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• GR82CU — Great To See You
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• CUNT — Caring Unattached Nice Type
• PCB — Please Call Back
• FON — Telephone
• WT — Without Thinking
• ASL? — Age? Sex? Location?
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• GTO — Going To Ohio
• AGM — Alt Good Morning
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• BICBW — But I Could Be Wrong
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• ATB — All The Best
• BOL — Bust Out Laughing
• DUI — driving under the influence of alcohol
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• DADS — Dumb As Dog Shit
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• AAG — Almost Anything Goes
• GG — Good Games
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• CID — Acid (the drug)
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• 1NS — One Night Stand
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• AMF — Adios, My Friend
• BITD — Back in the Day
• BFMI — Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
• LEP — Light Emitting Polymer
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• COTFL — Crawling on the Floor Laughing
• DNB — Do Not Bother
• MOSPF — Multicast Open Shortest Path First
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up

• DOT — Do One Thing
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• DYKWIM — Do You Know What I Mean?
• NRFB — Never Removed From Box
• ATBB — All Things Bright and Beautiful
• BMGWL — Busting My Gut with Laughter
• SBF — Single Black Female
• IWIK — I Wish I Knew
• CYL — See You Later
• BBW — Big Black Woman
• TBYB — Try Before You Buy
• OD — Oh Dear
• JAM — Just A Minute
• OTA — Over The Air
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• BOTE — Back-Of-The-Envelope
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• BIT — Because It's Time
• OOO — Out Of Order
• ABK — Any Body Killer
• BFOG — Blouse Full Of Goodies
• CBW — Crash Bang Wallop
• TGTF — Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
• JW — Just wondering
• CUNS — See You In School
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• AAF — Always And Forever
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• HH — Happy Happy
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• YT — You There?
• EMP — Excessive Multiple Posting
• TBE — To Be Expected
• WOA — Work of Art
• BANG — Be A Nice Guy
• GTG — Got To Go
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• H/O — Hold On
• BS — Big Smile
• GGM — Goodness Gracious Me
• FMTKFYTFO — For Me to Know, For You to Find Out
• DLG — Devilish Little Grin
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• CFN — Ciao for Now

• B2W — Back to Work
• DT — Don't Trust
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• CDC — Cult of the Dead Cow (hacker group)
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• CPH — Cutie Pie Husband
• DJ — Dull Jerk
• BUDS — Buddies
• OJ — Orange Juice
• PLBKAC — Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
• YR — Yeah Right
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• ELLO — Hello (not an acronym)
• BD — Baby Dance
• UBE — Unsolicited Bulk Email
• EAD — Encoded Archival Description
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• AWTTW — A Word to the Wise
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• NAND — Not And
• WYGAC — When You Get A Chance
• GT — General Talk
• NINO — Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
• DSR — Dream So Real
• FT — Faint
• ASF — Alerting Standard Forum
• NMH — Not Much Here
• TLG — The Living God
• YG — Young Gentleman
• CJ — Crazy Jackass
• DVI — Digital Visual Interface
• WCTYBTWHTKY — We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
• BKAM — Between Keyboard And Monitor
• YHL — You Have Lost
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• OJ — Only Joking
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• M2M — Machine to Machine, Mobile
• CCC — Casual Chinese Chick
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• SLP — Super Long Play
• DTA — Don't Trust Anyone
• PIBKAC — Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair
• DYHWIH — Do You Hear What I Hear
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• ASF — Alt Seduction Fast
• ASA — As Soon As
• ITYM — I Think You Mean

• NX — No Execute (Microsoft)
• PIC — Picture
• ADR — Ain't Doing Right
• TEOTD — The end of the day
• UTT — Under The Table
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• ?4U — Question For You
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• BOTEC — Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• DF — Dear Fiance
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• IYW — If You Wish
• MGB — May God Bless
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• BTAICBW — But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
• BAF — Bring A Friend
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• DFTBA — Don't Forget to Be Awesome
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• CTP — Computer to plate
• AFO — All For One
• ATM! — At The Moment
• BID — Back in the Days
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• YHTBT — You Had To Be There
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• AWP — Ain't What's Paid
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• (N) — thumbs down (MSN Messenger)
• BUMO — Buried Under Mountains Of....
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• B — Backlash
• BYO — Bring Your Own
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• CUS — Because
• RTT — Round Trip Timer
• GA — Go Ahead
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• WYP — What's Your Problem?

• CE — Common Era (substitute for AD)
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• GID — Get It Done
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• DRA — Don't Recognize Acronyms
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• GATT — General Agreement To Talk And Talk
• TIE — Take It Easy
• BFFNMW — Best Friend Forever No Matter What
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• GTF — Goes Too Far
• DMBD — Dumb Broad
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• BW — Be well
• 2GH — Together
• DAR — Delete After Reading
• ROFPML — Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
• FAM — Family
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• DCF — Department of Children and Families
• WTC — World Trade Center
• CB — Cute Boy
• GF — Good Friend
• VES — Very Evil Smile
• HFY — Happy For You
• SFT — Sorry For That
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• BWR — Badfinger Web Ring
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• DLB — Don't Look Back
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• BKS — Best Kept Secret
• LOA — List of acronyms
• GTL — Good To Last
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• ASC — Alt Startrek Creative
• SEP — Signalling End Point
• DTTAH — Don't Try This At Home
• CYL — Catch You Later
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• GD — General Discussion
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• YGLT — You're Gonna Love This
• BOU — Both Of You

• HAY — How Are You?
• CPF — Can Pigs Fly?
• NLI — Not Logged In
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• D/A — Dear All
• NBTD — Nothing Better to Do
• SBM — Single Black Male
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• LLAP — Live Long And Prosper
• BBEG — Big Bad Evil Guy
• 2K — $2000 (Applies to any other currency of the world)
• GK — General Knowledge
• GOOT — Get Out Of Town
• GL — Good Looking
• G2G — Good to Go
• GOS — For Good Order's Sake
• GSH — Good Sense of Humour
• FWIW — For Whoever Is Wondering
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• YAP — Yet Another Ploy
• APC — Armoured personnel carrier
• ASAIC — As Soon As I Can
• BTB — Bob the Builder
• WD — Well Done
• SH — Same Here
• TEI — Total Economic Impact
• GH — Going Home
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• EMP — Electro Magnetic Pulse
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• CP — Cutie Patootie
• 4Q — F*** You
• LOI — Lack of Interest
• MOS — Member of the Opposite Sex
• HAT — How About That?
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• AJ — Annoying Jerk
• MOC — Mint On Card
• BTFG — Buy the F***ing Game
• WNOHGB — Where No One Has Gone Before
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• PEST — Please Excuse Slow Typing
• BOTOH — But on the Other Hand
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• GGRR — Good Grief Really Retarded
• FTR — For The Record

• CYA — See Ya
• TFS — Three Finger Salute
• DWKOTA — Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
• AIA — All Interested Adults
• NTK — Nice to Know
• TBDML — To Be Discussed Much Later
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• EOTWAWKI — End of the World As We Know It
• SOTA — State Of The Art
• GWAF — Getting Weak As F****
• TYLE — Took You Long Enough
• CWYS — Chat With You Soon
• CC — Country Code
• TIMTOWTDI — There Is More Than One Way To Do It
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• AFL — Alt Fan Letterman
• GB — Good Bye
• LMCOA — Lost My Connection Once Again
• F — Female
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• CYS — see you soon
• GOML — Get on My Level
• MIB — Mint In Box
• GIG — Give It a Go
• JP — Just playing 
• DLF — Dear Little Friend
• LMC — Lost My Connection
• FML — F*** My Life
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• SBB — Stupid Beyond Belief
• NIMFYE — Not In My Front Yard Either
• GTH — Good To Hear
• FYS — Fine Young Specimen
• GIRL — Goddess In Real Life
• SJF — Single Jewish Female
• DTA — Don't Trust Anybody
• BILY — Because I Love You
• LIU — LAN Interface Unit
• CAM — Camera
• WYMOWS — Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
• BFFWE — Best Friends Forever Without Expections
• GQ — Gentlemen Quarterly
• BBC — Bloody Bad Content
• DG — Discussion Group
• RFT — Request For Thinking
• NTIM — Not That It Matters

• AAM — All About Me
• EMBO — Eat My Butt Out
• ITSM — IT Service Management
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• DBAA — Don't Be An A***
• DAO — Does Anyone Own
• FC — Fat Chance
• G2H — Go to Hell
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• DW — Don't Walk
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• & — Ampersand / 'and' sign
• BOB — Brains on Board
• VWS — Very Wicked Smile
• AC — Acceptable Content
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• WBMBF — Wanna Be My Boy Friend
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• DMY — Day Month Year
• WBMGF — Wanna Be My Girl Friend
• WUGAC — When yoU Get A Chance
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• SBD — Silent But Deadly
• 2G4E — ToGether ForEver
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• DIY — Destroy It Yourself
• BFBFF — Best Facebook Friend Forever
• TYVL — Thank You Very Little
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• NYM — New York Minute
• TTM — To the Moderator
• RBS — Really Big Screen
• 2EZ — Too easy
• GLWT — Good Luck with That
• SSIA — Subject Says It All
• NYP — Not Your Problem
• EAEC — East Asia Economic Caucus
• G2K — Good to Know
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• GC — Get Crazy
• CB — Ciao Baby
• DNC — Do Not Care
• ABP — Already Been Posted
• SMMWO — Shut My Mouth Wide Open
• LOLAROTG — Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
• ABM — A Big Mistake
• CTTS — Cute Things They Say

• WYBMADIITY — Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
• LWB — Long wheel base
• CSM — Cigarette Smoking Man
• FIT — Fashion Institute of Technology
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• FA — For Auction
• DEU — Dumb End User
• GBYF — Go Bother Your Father
• BKM — Butt Kicking Mode
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• DNA — Do Not Ask
• ASM — Alt Support Marriage
• 34U — Three words For You (I Love You)
• GM — Gutter Mouth
• ALOTBSOL — Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• FIFS — First In First Served
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• HB — Handsome Boy
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• VBEG — Very Big Evil Grin
• BYKTA — But You Knew That Already
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• FTSO — Figure That Stuff Out
• WYSBANRTWYG — What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
• KYHOOYA — Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• DWKOTL — Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
• DBM — Don't Bother Me
• AJ — Arrogant Jerk
• GT — Good Time
• AAM — After All Men
• DBL — Don't Be Late
• BFFLAD — Best Friend Forever Life And Death
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• B — Background
• WBASAP — Write Back As Soon As Possible
• PG — Parental Guidance
• TTFF — Time To First Fix
• BTK — Bit Too Kewl
• GAL — Generic Array Logic
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• Q — Queue
• CM — Call Memory
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• NYCTMI — Now You Come to Mention It
• MWMT — Mint with mint tags
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

• GA — Go Away
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• AY — Ask Yourself
• ALSA — Alt Lycra Story Archive
• FFF — Friends for Free
• CSF — Cool Sig Forums
• TIME — Tears In My Eyes
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• HHH — Hope This Helps
• NQA — No Questions Asked
• BOMBAY — Beware Of Many Boys AroundYou
• CHAOS — Cant Have Anyone Over Syndrome
• AFH — Away From Home
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• CIO — Check It Out
• NAGI — Not A Good Idea
• BFFAEAE — Best Friends Forever and Ever and Ever
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• TNPP — Telocator Network Paging Protocol
• LFS — Large File Support
• NR — No Reserve
• CRB — Come Right Back
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• ASD — A Silly Dementor
• GWE — Green With Envy
• RCI — Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass)
• BAU — business-as-usual
• NIT — Not in Therapy
• SWYP — So What's Your Problem
• CW — Current Wisdom
• BOG — Bunch Of Guys
• BHD — Bad Hair Day
• GDI — Gosh Darn Independent
• FTF — First to Find
• GFYS — Go F*** Yourself
• SWM — Single White Male
• TIWTGLGG — This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
• AGU — All Grown Up
• BIN — Buy It Now
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• ELT — Every Little Thing
• HAM — Handsome And Macho
• CCL — Couldn't Care Less
• ROTFLBTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
• BP! — B**ch Please!
• CBA — Cannot Be Angry
• MOTM — Member of the Month
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• LOHICA — Look Out, Here It Comes Again

• DGY — Doggy
• CD — cross-dresser
• DAMN — Don't Ask Me Nuthin
• ALTA — A Little Too Arrogant
• AG — Anything Goes
• WYSIWYD — What You See Is What You Deserve
• JPW — Just Plain Weird
• WTTM — Without Thinking Too Much
• NTTFLS — Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
• WTHDTM — What The Hell Does That Mean?
• DIIN — Damned If I Know
• AKM — Also Known Moron
• FTF — First Things First
• GOAL — Go Onto Another Level
• 14AAA41 — One For All, And All For One
• GT — Good Times Emporium
• TWYAS — That's What You All Say
• CTTD — Cute Things They Do
• GLLG — Giggling Like a Little Girl
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• RTI — Real Time Interruption
• BABE — Burn At Both Ends
• SMOP — Small Matter of Programming
• IROOC — I've Run Out of Cigarettes
• NIDWTC — No I Don't Want to Chat
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• OT — Other Topic
• DIM — Does It Matter
• GAC — Get A Clue
• DYHAGF — Do You Have A Girlfriend
• BA — Bad Attitude
• PITBY — Put It in Their Back Yard
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• BOAH — Back Off A** Hole
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• DYSWIS — Do You See What I See
• GZ — Grats! (Congratulations)
• ACCT — Accounting Records
• DAM — Don't Ask Me
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BING — But It's Not Google
• DTC — Down To Chill
• GAS — Got A Second
• BID — But I Digress
• PUNTS — People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
• CMIYC — Catch Me If You Can
• GLS — Greater Light Stone
• GBO — Great Bearded One
• G8 — Gate
• GFTD — Gone For The Day

• AT — All That
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humor
• G4G — Go For Good
• AEAE — And Ever And Ever
• GBCW — Good Bye Cruel World
• AFE — Alt Fan Eddings
• CICU — Can I Call You?
• ANC — African National Congress
• VWG — Very Wicked Grin
• GLM — Good Looking Mom
• DOD — Dear Old Dad
• DTMF — Dump The Mother Figure
• DRY — Don't Repeat Yourself
• BLM — Bad Little Mother
• GTFOMF — Get The F*** Out of My Face
• AMG — Ah My Goddess
• AFD — Alt Fan Dragons
• DAE — Does Anybody Else
• BOLTOP — Better On Lips Than On Paper
• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• BOL — Bug Out Location
• FD — Forum Discussion
• HDYK — How Do You Know?
• BCS — Big Crock of Stuff
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• ISAGN — I See A Great Need
• NTIMM — Not That It Matters Much
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• WFHIT — What Fresh Hell Is This?
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• WE — whatever
• CTG — Can Talk Guns
• AWE — Answered With Elegance
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• GC — Good Call
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• OSIM — Oh Shoot It's Monday
• DNF — Did Not Find
• FOF — Friend of Friend
• CRR — Chat Room Regular
• BIO — Biological Industry Organization
• BH — Big Handsome
• BAL — Brilliant And Lovely
• NAHW — Not A Happy Woman
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• TTBE — That's to Be Expected
• DSI — Do Something Interesting
• TPAE — The Possibilities Are Endless
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• FIGJAM — F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me

• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• TA — Thanks Again
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• BTOYA — Be There Or (it's) Your A**
• AFW — Alt Fan Wedge
• GIGO — Garbage In, Garbage Out
• GL HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• SIMMS — Single Inline Memory Modules
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• PMFJIH — Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
• ASAT — As Simple As That
• EIF — Exercise In Futility
• EPD — Excessive Posting Disorder
• ROFLAHMSL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
• GD&RVVF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
• DLOD — Doing Lots Of Drugs
• PCO — Please Carry On
• CQ — Come Quickly
• GOWI — Get On With It
• DITYID — Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
• NTIBOA — Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
• DEI! — Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
• AWAFE — AlWays And ForEver
• CWC — Compressed Worlds Chat
• GTGTB — Got To Go To Bed
• GCG — Grammatically Correct Girl
• BTWITIAILWU — by the way I think I am in love with you
• TMTLTBMG — There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• NIAA — No Idea At All
• KTCOOTN — Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
• MOM — Moment
• GIRL — Girls In Real Life
• SPKR — Speaker
• FON — Freak of Nature
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• DTC — Dans Ton Cul
• FUC — Funny / Useful / Cool
• YKIYEI — You Killed It, You Eat It
• FAO — For Attention Of
• DLN — Don't Leave Now
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• PYS — Pack Your Stuff
• DIRL — Die in Real Life
• 2CT — Second October
• BTW — But That's Wild
• EON — Everything or Nothing
• SWDYRTW — Since When do You Rule the Web?

• CPU — Cute People United
• BBM — Boyfriend Being Mean
• FYI — For Your Innerself
• EA — Extremely Amazing
• BFL — Back From Lunch
• BOTD — Benefit of the Doubt
• 99 — Parent has left
• BUMP — Bump Up My Post
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• DNTK — Don't Need To Know
• FAP — First Aid Post
• SUFID — Screwing Up Face in Disgust
• BLT — Be Like Them
• DV — Don't Vomit
• GABI — Grin and Bear It
• BB — Beanie Baby
• OT1H — On The One Hand
• YWEL — You'Re Welcome Even Less
• HAGS — Have A Great Summer
• ITAH — Is There Anybody Here
• ROFTTPOF — Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
• BHAP — Be HAPpy
• BOB — Best Online Buddy
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• FTFU — Fixed That For yoU
• GAF — Gaming Age Forum
• FUBU — For U By U
• AA — Ask About
• MCIBTY — My Computer Is Better Than Yours
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• FIGA — Forget It, Go Away
• AAF — As your friend
• ABT — Anything But The ....
• GTMA — Great Minds Think Alike
• GWK — Gawk
• MILG — Make it Look Good
• NICBDAT — Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
• LSHIPMP — Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
• BYE — Between Your Ears
• OTOOH — On the Other Other Hand
• CBL — Check Back Later
• DGAF — Don't Give A F***
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• BC — Before Christmas
• AMFYOYO — Adios, My Friend, You're On Your Own
• LSHIH — Laughing So Hard It Hurts
• CSI — Can't Stand It
• RLCO — Real Life Conference
• BYU — Boy, You're Ugly!
• CULTR — See You Later

• FAM — Family Assessment Measure
• BEF — Bug Eyed Freak
• AW — All Wet
• DYO — Do Your Own
• CHM — Charming
• DTI — Do Them In
• DZ — Dozen
• NAHM — Not A Happy Man
• HCU — Hawaii Chat Universe
• CS — Cool Stuff
• WYTTIWTK — What You Tell Them Is What They Know
• DSL — Do Shout Loudly
• WYSINEWYGBIC — What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
• LSFIAB — Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
• DEA — Don't Expect Anything
• CBC — Canadian Broadcasting Corporationration
• GTM — Good to Me
• JMOOC — Just My Opinion of Course
• DWI — Deal With It
• BIO — Biological Informatics Office
• AIC — An Irresistible Combination
• ROFLOLVH — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
• DTM — Don't Trust Me
• BBW — Beautiful Black Woman
• CDMA — Code Divisionsion Multiple Access
• ABH — Anonymous Blow Hard
• AGR — Alt Gathering Rainbow
• CR — Comfort Room
• GFK — Go Fly A Kite
• LTBF — Learn to Be Funny
• BIB — Baby In Belly
• DA — Don't Ask
• DMC — Devil May Care
• DMS — Don't Mean Shit
• CC — Cutie Cutie
• CSTM — Chuckling Silently to Myself
• R/T — Real Time
• FUN — Fairly Unique Name
• FFF — Fan Fiction Forum
• CFM — Cant Find Me
• B2K — Back to Keyboard
• BOOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• NPLU — Not People Like Us
• ELF — Ever Lasting Friends
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• BOB — Back of Bus
• LTHTT — Laughing Too Hard to Type
• ADF — Absolutely Daft Fool
• EBI — Even Better If
• ROFLASC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

• HAG — Hi And Goodbye
• WIGAC — When I Get A Chance
• H — Hmm
• AINT — If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• ALF — Amiga Loads Faster
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• IUTKATS — I Used to Know All That Stuff
• G2R — Got to Run
• GH — Go Home
• CIP — Chat In Private
• TXT — Text
• GTTV — Great Time To Visit
• ANI — Age Not Important
• BAR — Beyond All Recognition
• WAEF — When All Else Fails
• WTSDS — Where The Sun Don't Shine
• TTMNR — Take The Money aNd Run
• CAT — Can't Answer That
• NR — near Ripon
• ANFAWFOS — And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
• BB — Baby Boy
• AAK — Asleep At the Keyboard
• BFFA — Best Friends Forever After
• CMT — See My Thread
• AUT? — Are You There?
• BMG — Big Mean Girl
• BB — Baby Bird
• ATE — After the Event
• CC — Come Closer
• :@) — Im/Your are a little Piggey
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Dessert
• BBF — Best Buddies Forever
• ALVB — Asta La Vista, Baby
• BFFH — Best Friends From Hell
• GI — Great Idea
• BEH — Blue Eyed Hottie
• DHL — Didn't Have Lunch
• IRA — Irish Republican Army see PIRA
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• DWL — Dead With Laugh
• GDR — Grin Duck And Run
• ASAR — Alt Sexual Abuse Recovery
• AH — Available Happy
• HC — Holy Crap
• FV — From Val
• EYU — Eat You Up
• DCC — Direct Chat Connection
• GAY — Good As You
• POM — Phase Of The Moon
• G1 — Good One

• ES — Even Steven
• ACU — All Completely Useless
• O — Over
• CEG — Cool Evil Guy
• BIC — Back In Character
• BETCHA — Bet you
• BIO — Bring It On
• GOTH — Grumpy Old Toothless Hags
• TGFTCL — Thank God For The Chat Line
• GTFOH — Get The F*** Out of Here
• CG — Cool Guy
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• TMSHTF — Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
• EB — Emotional Baggage
• C-P — Sleepy
• G — Gorgeous
• ARGH — Expressing annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration (not an acronym)
• DNR — Do Nothing Right
• FQ — Fairly Quick
• CU2M — See You Tomorrow
• CMNR — con mẹ nó rồi
• CMFIC — Chief MothaF***a In Charge
• BDD — Blog Dysmorphic Disorder
• 2G2B4G — To Good To Be Forgotten
• BSV — Best Site Visited
• DAD — Dashing and Debonair
• MBUC — Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
• BTDTGTTSAWIO — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt And Wore It Out
• ATM — Across the Miles
• ALTA — A Long Time Ago
• CYR — Can You Remember
• GAS — Go Ahead Single
• GWLF — Gee Whizz Lemon Fizz
• NR — Nearest Relative
• GD — Gosh Darn
• DSG — Doing Something Good
• CTF — Calm The Fire
• DRY — Drunk Rock Youth
• ROTFLSTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
• BRBNC — Be Right Back Nature Calls
• DBTG — Dont Be That Guy
• AHA — Awesome Heavenly Angel
• BIO — By Invitation Only
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bong
• DMG — Daily Mail Group
• FOI — Full of It
• GFE — Get Finished Early
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• AHF — Always Having Fun
• BR — Bunny Rabbit

• FYL — F*** Your Life
• GTMI — Got To Make It
• BB — Baby Boomer
• AVE — Always Very Expensive
• BDI — Beginners Discussion Initiative
• FL — Freakin Loser
• BLA — Boring Lame Annoying
• GD&W — Grinning, Ducking and Weaving
• CPC — Clogged Poop Chute
• DFTS — Don't Forget to Smile
• BV — Brain Value
• G — Google
• AP — Ahh Phooey
• GSS — Go Suck Something
• CFR — Call For References
• DMA — Doesn't Mean Anything
• FEL — F*** Everybody's Life
• BNL — Buy n Large
• ESP — Extra Sex Please
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• ANYTM — Anytime
• WTMKF — Welcome To My Kill Filter
• AITYD — And I Think You Do
• FDROTFL — Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
• TTLFN — That's The Lot For Now
• ACCT — Account Codes
• DJ — Dumb Jerk
• FP — Funny Party
• GTGTS — Got To Go To Sleep
• BS — Biting Sarcasm
• FOB — Fine Oriental Boy
• AGI — A Grand Idea
• BL — Big And Lovable
• DURS — Damn You Are Sexy
• TOBG — This Oughta Be Good
• FQA — Frequently Questioned Answers
• AWMT — Are We Meeting Tomorrow?
• SWCOC — Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
• DIY — Do not Involve Yourself
• AJ — Another Joke
• BBR — Broken/Burned Beyond Repair
• SDK — Software Developer's Kit
• BOG — Better Online Graffiti
• CTY — Cant Tell You
• AFD — Always Falling Down
• COA — Center of Attention
• DC — Disconnected Computing
• DMV — Download Music Videos
• BC — Blind Crossing
• BTW — Between the Worlds

• DMBT — Do Me Bad Things
• DIL — Deep In Love
• AAN — Another Authors Note
• AV — Anonymous Visitor
• DI — Damned Impressive
• FOCUS — Forum of Children United to Succeed
• ANT — A New Thing
• DETAI — Don't Even Think About It
• GUFN — Grounded Until Further Notice
• CHAOS — Create Havoc Around Our System
• FOOL — Fragged Out Old Loser
• GIY — Get It Yourself
• AD — Awesome Dude
• FB — Friendship Book
• DSL — Doesn't Seem Likely
• GAF — Genuine Admirer Of Females
• GC — Go Cool
• DWYL — Don't Waste Your Life
• GIWIST — Gee, I Wish I Said That
• GLG — Good Looking Guy
• ASAE — Always Standing Always Eating
• H2H — Hard to Handle
• FOMCL — Fell Off My Chair Laughing
• FDL — Fat, Dumb, and Lazy
• BHH — Bless His Heart
• AFAIC — As Fast As I Can
• DKY — Don't Kill Yourself
• BFFL — Best Friends Forever Love
• CM — Chat Maniac
• BBP — Big Beautiful People
• CMIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• GMH — Give Me Hope
• DCS — Database Connection Services
• BIO — Bun in the Oven
• FAP — Find A Phone
• COW — Cheap Or What
• CTW — Call Them Whatever
• GRITS — Girl Raised In The South
• BYOP — Be Your Own Person
• GCF — Good Clean Fun
• FTA — First Time At ....
• BI — Beyond Incredible
• DLTM — Digital Line Termination Module
• BB — Before Baby
• C&V — Chapter & Verse
• FAIR — Forum Against Islamophobia Racism
• BOSS — Back Office Software System
• BTW — Between the Wars
• GJA — Good Job All
• DLOL — Dear Little Old Dady

• GGP — Gotta Go Potty
• DRM — Doesn't Really Matter
• BOOB — Best Oddball Online Buddy
• GFUS — Go F*** YourSelf
• DWT — Don't Waste Trees
• GDT — Grateful Dead Talk
• HELP — Hello Everyone, Lets Party!
• HB — How Boring
• EB — Emotional Buzz
• GMTA — Gosh, Me Too Also!
• HAL — Habitually Asinine Laughs
• DFL — Dumb, Fat, and Lazy
• ENSA — Every Night Something Atrocious
• AFU — Alt Folklore Urban
• DBF — Depressed Best Friend
• AM — Antagonistic Message
• CY — Crazy You
• COH — Change of Heart
• FSM — Foolishly Spent Money
• MOM — Momentary Contact
• CU — Coming Unglued
• BF — Bisexual Female
• DV — Drunken Vampire
• FPNI — First Post Nails It
• CILWY — Crazy In Love With You
• GRIT — Global Ranma Insanity Thread
• FTMO — Friends That Make Out
• CWAL — Can't Wait Any Longer
• GTBK — Got To Be Kidding
• FTD — Feeling Totally Disgusted
• BTTP — Back to the Point
• AATP — All About The Paper
• EDU — Excuse Divide Us
• AFH — Alt Fan Hanson
• GD — God Dammit
• BWOM — By Word of Mouth
• CJ — Crude Jerk
• 4EVAINLVWITU — For Ever In Love With You
• DACT — Dreams All Come True
• FWD — Flying While Drunk
• EMITAS — Excuse Me, I am Taking A Survey
• LYWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• FN — Forum Notice
• CTFO — Chill The F*** Out
• AQ — Attractive Quotient
• EOF — End Of Friday
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Him/Her
• BURMA — Be Undressed and Ready, My Angel
• ATC — Any to Come
• BVD — Big Victorious Daddy

• FLG — Fat Loudmouth Guy
• AFI — A Flame Ignited
• CTP — Congenial Talking Philosophers
• FW — Flame Wars
• GL — Good Lovin
• GOB — Girls On Boys
• ELE — Everyone Love Everyone
• GOE — Gym over Everything
• FIS — Fake Information System
• FSW — Find Someone Who
• FTL — Far Too Late
• CLJ — Cute Lil Jewels
• BYE — Between Your Eyes
• HHH — Hot Huge Hooters
• EOT — The End Of The ....
• ASAHP — As Soon As Humanly Possible
• FIMO — Forget It, Move On
• BY — Brace Yourself
• AYS — Announce Your Site
• ANC — Annoying New Character
• BMS — Be A Mess
• FOOSH — Fall on an Outstretched Hand
• AIS — Ain't It Sweet
• GB — Going Bananas
• ASD — Another Silly Disorder
• DOB — Did Our Best
• *BX — Starbox
• GOTCHA — Give Others The Chance To Have An
• FGR — Frequently Generates Responses
• BOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• BMW — Beautiful Mature Woman
• CIC — Chat In Character
• BAF — Biafra Actualization Forum
• DREAM — Drugs Rule Everything Around Me
• BFFTLTD — Best Friend Forever To Love Till Death
• FAM — The Family Channel
• CCL — Certified Chat Leader
• BARF — Bay Area Riders Forum
• ADN — Anno Dommino Now
• BTW — Be That Way (less common)
• BBL — Bailey Blanchard Lawrence
• DGL — Dog Gone Lovely
• DSS — Darling Step-Son
• CWB — Crazy White Boys
• GINU — Glad I'm Not You
• BFFLTDDUP — Best Friends For Life Until Death Do Us Part
• DTCBMC — Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control
• AMIIS — Ask Me If I'm Surprised
• AACT — Adults and Children Talking
• BMW — Belongs to My Wife

• HH — Happy Humper
• BB — Bebi / Baby
• FFFL — Fabulous Friends For Life
• DFS — Duty Free Shopping
• BGFN — Be Gone for Now
• DFLI — Don't Feel Like It
• DCME — Don't Call Me Easy
• FOG — Four Old Guys
• FBI — Friends Beyond Infinity
• DBS — Drunken Brainless Scum
• ADIDAU — All Day I Dream About You
• HG — Hey guys
• AIB — After I Buy
• HD — Horse Dung
• GLF — Good Luck Friends
• AE — Almost Enjoyable
• HC — Help Chat
• DIVA — Delightfully Interesting Vivacious Attitude
• AICN — Ain't It Cool News
• EG — Evil Girlfriend
• GOAT — Galoot Oldtools Archive of Threads
• BHAT — Banging Head Against Table
• BUDWEISER — Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulaly
• GTS — Google That S***
• BFD — Big Friggin Deal
• CB — Clueless Boy
• EB — European Boy
• CTFD — Calm the Freak Down
• GVL — Garden Variety Lamer
• 2DA — Today
• FAO — Fin Addicts Online
• AIRS — Automated Ip Request System
• @NER8 — At Any Rate
• GFE — Grounds for Enjoyment
• DTIP — Don't Take It Personally
• EBS — Excessive Boredom Syndrome
• FOCL — Falling Off Chair Laughing
• DGFL — Dirty Girl For Life
• BAB — Bad Ass Brother
• BFITWW — Best Friend In The Whole World
• DNC — Do Not Cry
• FOIL — Forum of Indian Leftists
• BCBTB — Breasts Can't Be Too Big
• AGR — Anime Gag Room
• FACT — Friends of Alachua County Talk
• AOK — Alt Om K
• FC — Face Contact
• B — Brother
• DDT — Dirty Dream Tonight
• FDI — Finally Did It

• ASCA — Alt Startrek Creative All
• 9 — Parent in room
• CX — Classic X-Men
• AO — All The Other
• FISH — For Immediate Sympathetic Help
• AFR — Alt Fairs Renaissance
• CBP — Consumed By Passion
• FGF — Forest Guardians Forums
• HAM — Haven't Any Money
• DTB — Don't Turn Back
• CW — Compared With
• CIO — Cry It Out
• 2DE — Today
• GLOST — Get Lost
• FWEB — Friends With Emotional Benefits
• GTFH — Go To F***ing Hell
• ATWF — Ask The Wife First
• EF — Evaluation of Friend
• BCIS — Bull Crap in Society
• BBB — Big Black Book
• DHL — Don't Hurry Love
• CRA — Can't Remember Anything
• ABX — Alt Binaries X
• AMF — About Motorcycles Forums
• BH&H — Be Healthy and Happy
• ER — Electronic Relationships
• BCNU — be seeing' you
• DSL — Doesnt Seem Logical
• BIMP — Bring In More People
• CWD — Comment When Done
• FTFT — For The Final Time
• FTFE — First Time for Everything
• FMA — Formal Martial Artist
• HDC — Hackers Dot Com
• BV — British Virgin
• CRZY — CRAZY WOMAN CREEK BANCORP INC.
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
• BMFL — Best Mate For Life
• FYAD — F*** You and Die
• BATB — Beating Around The Bush
• DF — Discussion Forum
• HA — Humor Attitude
• FBM — Fat Bald Man
• BAD — Big Awful Disaster
• BF — Big Fat
• EGB — Extremely Greedy Bore
• GIM — Great Instant Messenger
• ARF — A Ravishing Female
• CBBTSO — Can't Be Bothered To Stay On
• GO — Get One

• FRC — Flamingo Reseller Convention
• BFFOC — Best Friends Forever of Course
• ADD — Advanced Dumbass Disorder
• AC — Absolutely Charming
• ASTD — Always Something To Do
• CM — Chat Monitor
• AYS? — Are You Serious?
• GTF — Got To Fart
• CFN — Can't Find A Name
• DMBL — Dumbbell
• ANBAT — Ain't Nothing But A Thing
• GG — Gorgeous Granny
• FU — Formerly Undesirable
• DGI — Doesn't Get It
• BS — Bring Snickers
• CSBTIA — Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again
• AGE — Awesome Girls Exclusively
• HAT — Here And There
• BEV — Beautiful Evil Vixen
• AIDA — Another Insulting Deceptive Announcement
• BROKEN — Hungover from alcohol (not an acronym)
• FQA — Facts, Questions, and Answers
• DBI — Don't Buy It
• GTGMMLOMS — Got To Go, My Mums Looking Over My Shoulder
• BIFF — But I Fell Flat
• GTSY — Good To See You
• ECM — Email Campaign Management
• CHC — Couldn't Honestly Care
• GWT — Grin With Teeth
• GTTS — Got To Tell Somebody
• DMB — Dodo's Message Board
• AI — Awe Inspiring
• GIGO — Gee I Goofed Ok
• DYLIAC — Do You Live In A Cave?
• BEM — Bug Eyed Monster
• EGG — Enlightened Grammar Geek
• CUTS — Coming Up The Stairs
• FL — Friggin Loser
• GTA — Gosh, Tremendous Attributes!
• DL — Don't Look
• GB — Gorgeous Brute
• BBI5 — Be Back In 5 minutes
• FTD — Frequenting The Doghouse
• HFC — Hot French Chick
• GKW — God Knows Where
• DS — Dominance and Submission
• COOL — Cool Oozy Overweighted Loser
• CD9 — Parents around (Code 9)
• BUMP — Bring Us More Posts
• BFWL — Back Flip While Laughing

• ADR — Any Day Really
• GRACE — Goofy Recluses Are Creating Everything
• EQ — Enjoyment Quota
• EAD — Eat All Day
• FIGH — Forget it, Go Home
• BYOA — Be Your Own Awesome
• BB — Baby Bjorn
• BUN — Back Up Name
• CML — Cute Mercenaries Lair
• DOI — Doing Ok Intentionally
• HFB — Hugs From Behind
• BB — Baby Blanket
• AG — Awesome Guy
• FRC — Funky Radically Cool
• GS — Good save
• FOS — Freak Out Squad
• DT — Debate Thread
• CMB — Cute Married Blond
• FFA — Frequently Forgotten Answers
• FN — Fine Condition
• BOG — Boring Old Games
• CWS — Cool Web Stuff
• AEWD — Any Excuse Will Do
• AFS — Alt Fan Starwars
• DBL — Don't Bother Looking
• CMC — Cash More Cash
• FPOC — Friends Point Of Contact
• BB — Baby Bullet
• DMB — Dumb Mad Bloke
• FTFM — First Time For Me
• GOSH — Grown Adult Still Home
• GV — Great Vehicle
• CAR — Can Anyone Recommand
• FYI — Forget Your Idea
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Flash
• FOG — Full Of Garbage
• FROG — Furnaced Room Over Garage
• AP — Awesome person/people
• CASA — Computer Aided Social Activity
• DWA — Don't Wish To Answer
• D/L — Down Low
• HCIH — How Can I help
• EBN — Educational Bloggers Network
• FTFOI — For the Fun of It
• GGWAB — Good God What a Booty (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
• EDGE — Endtime Discussion Group Exchange
• GW — Gutless Wonder
• GBHANDK — Great Big Hug(s) and Kiss(es)
• CYAL8R — See You All Later
• CYBER — Changing Yesterdays Behavior For Enhanced Results

• BTL — Better Try Later
• CPCI — Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator
• CP — Created Posts
• BB — to be, baby
• BETH — Best Everyone Tell Her
• ABOFAL — Alright, But Only For A Little
• HHRU — Hello How Are You?
• HI — Hanging Indent
• FAM — Family Arabian Mare
• AK — Ass Kickers
• FATH — First and Truest Husband
• ASC — Alt Smokers Cigars
• DILLIGAF? — Does It Look Like I Give A F***?
• GSS — Grass Smoking Squad
• EMSC — EVERY MAN SENDS CIGNALS
• GPH — Great Performing Heli
• GAL — Getting All the Loot
• GIMP — Good Intentions, Malicious People
• BIW — Bitter Infertile Woman
• ASD — Alt Support Depression
• GWAR — God, What A Racket
• AJ — Aaaahh Juicy
• ARS — Alt Religion Scientology
• DUSL — Do You Scream Loud?
• CB — Chat Board
• AFY — Anywhere For You
• FYOS — Find Your Own Shine
• BB — Baby Bass
• GWTP — Get with the Program
• GLH — Goes Like Heck
• BB — Big and Beautiful
• GLP — Good looking person
• BA — Bloggers Anonymous
• AIA — Active Internet Addicts
• FPA — Frequent Post Archive
• CAY — Caring About Youth
• BTTP — Back To The Present
• H2G — Had to Go
• GWB — Girl With a Body
• BBSK — Best Buds Since Kindergarden
• GE — Gone Elsewhere
• DYLM? — Do You Like Me?
• FTL — For the Ladies
• GOOGLE — Girl's Only Online Liberal Engagement
• FMOG — Find Me On Google
• EU — Everything Unbelievably
• FYF — Fear Your Fate
• BR — Best Reply
• BLAH — Better Laugh And Hug
• FWP — Freedom Wealth And Privacy

• CIS — Can It Sam
• GTGI — Got To Get It
• BTL — Bigger Than Life
• GLI — Good Looking Individual
• AOB — Address Old Business
• CMOT — Cut My Own Throat
• E — Either
• BFFL — Best Friend For Laughing
• BASOTI — By Any Stretch Of The Imagination
• CPI — Cocktail Party Information
• FOCLMAO — Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
• GPS — Great Positioning Stuff
• DC — Devastating Charisma
• CJ — Consistent Jackass
• DYW — Do Your Work
• CMND — con mẹ nó đi
• DTM — Dark Tall Man
• GOP — Great Old Place
• BRBB — Be right back baby
• DBA — Dumb But Assertive
• BD — Big Dummy
• BB — Baby Back
• HAM — He asked me
• COU — Counting On You
• BA — Bloody Awful
• FO — Friends Of
• DYO — Design Your Own
• GF — Girl Friend
• FTS — F*ck That S*it
• HAK — Hugs And Kissess
• EIETMO — Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
• AT — Alt.Tasteless
• FOB — Fabulous Oriental Being
• CL — Crazed Lunatic
• DEM — Division of Engineering Mathematics
• C — Crabby
• AC — Always Crap
• GLH — Great Looking Hair
• CYA — Configure Your Autoexec
• EA — Easily Amused
• BLAH — Both Lovable And Hollistic
• FBI — Find Boys Immediately
• DAG — Delightfully Attractive Girl
• DC — Doesn't Count
• FSW — Forgotten Senshi Webring
• G — Gosh
• DNC — Do Not Come
• GTJ — Got To Jog
• E — Everything
• CGM — Clean Green Machine

• BBWC — Be Back When Commercial is on
• ETW — Easier Than Writing
• AWYWI — Any Way You Want It
• ECP — Electronic Costume Party
• AWCIGO — And Where Can I Get One?
• DLT — Display Launcher Thingamajigs
• FOB — Frequently Out of the Building
• GM — Goodness Me
• DHACM — Don't Have A Cow, Man
• FFF — Fightin Fundamentalist Forum
• DE — Do Easy
• DAYS — Donate As You Surf
• GD — Get Digital
• CYBER — Children's Yearly Best Ever Reads
• C — Cute
• GD — Great Day
• FAATC — Fell Asleep At The Computer
• BB — Baby Birth
• FLAPS — A Magnificent Play On Words! 'Favorite Local Auto Parts Store'
• GS — Good And Slow
• FBI — Fine, Beautiful, and Intelligent
• DEAR — Dumb Entries Aren't Read
• ANA — American Nerd Association
• DWTT — Down With Text Talk
• FOMAL — Fell On My Ass Laughing
• HI — Humorous Individual
• GO — Get Online
• GIRL — Girlfriend
• GIC — Gee, It's Crappy
• GOAP — Go Outside And Play
• BEIL — Bowhunter Education Instructor's Lounge
• EMO — EMOtional person
• DH — Dearest Husband
• ESP — Extra Sensual People
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Branch
• DZL — Dazzle
• GWAR — Grotesque, Weird, and Reprobate
• FOSIC — Friends Of Stars Internet Club
• ACT — Anxiety Chat Topics
• CIMB — Crying in my beer
• GPF — General Procreation Fault
• BKNI — Better KNow It
• ESP — Extra Sensitive Personality
• AOL — Always Off Line
• DBC — Don't Be Curious
• AGW — Alt Games Wolfenstein
• AC — Alt Cataclius
• DC — Daily Chump
• FF — Forum Feedback
• BTCM — But They Call Me

• BMW — Brains Must Wander
• GTBOSH — Glad To Be Of Some Help
• CMNL — con mẹ nó luôn
• FIQ — Frequently Ignored Questions
• HCYEAT — How Can You Eat All That?
• FT — Full of Trash
• BB — Baby Blue
• GRR — Give Ring And Run
• CPR — Coffee Provides Refreshment
• GGOH — Gotta Get Outta Here
• ABS — Albino BlackSheep
• DINK — Design Is Nifty Kids
• GD — Great Deal
• FFF — Five Favourite Forum
• HFC — Heading For Castration
• AML — Animorph Mailing List
• DILLIC? — Does It Look Like I Care?
• FOT — Fell Off A Truck
• DMC — Dust My Couch
• GTP — Gone To Pee
• GM — Good Message
• BB — Baby Brother
• FTE — Face The Evil
• GOTSDYC — Going Out To Smoke, Do You Care?
• DZD — Dozed
• DJ — Disinterested Jerk
• ASAP — Adult Singles at Peace
• GWWYK — Go With What You Know
• GLH — Good Luck Hug
• GT — Gallery Talk
• CROW — Cyanide Remy Overdose And Wired
• GLH — Genuine Looking Hair
• DYS — Do Your Stuff
• GL — Great looking
• GPA — Great Party at AOL
• BA — Big Attitude
• AC — Always Crappy
• EP — Everything's Possible
• FOO — First One of Our ....
• EMAFN — Emitting More Air From Nose
• CIM — Cooked In Marseille
• FOE — Friends Of Elite
• BOD — Blogs Of Dreamers
• FIGF — Forget It, Gone Fishing
• AFI — A Fretboard Inside
• DP — Digital Performer
• DMA — Don't Mention Age
• CST — Continuing Story Thread
• GLWO — Good Lord! We're Old!
• FIGP — Forget It, Get Pissed

• CSP — Chronically Serious People
• CPS — Certified Parent Sniper
• BB — Booby baby
• GO — Groups Online
• CT — Cool Topics
• GD — Group Deal
• CTR — Can't Think Right
• DIMWYT — Don't Interrupt Me, Wait Your Turn
• FP — Fun Person
• BBC — Barely Believable Content
• AIS — Ain't It Strange
• AM — Anytime Maybe
• GG — Great Gal
• DL — Don't Laugh
• BB — baby bits
• HD — Horrible and Detrimental
• GT — General Topic
• BB — Baby Bull
• CSI — Cookies Sound Interesting
• DWI — Drinking While Interacting
• DPM — Don't Punch Me
• BB — Baby Beehinds
• FAM — Family Awareness Method
• CCDF — Collector's Car Discussion Forum
• BB — Boom Baby
• EP — Electronic Posters
• GL — Get Lucky
• DS — Dream Street
• G — Galactic
• BB — Big Baby
• HF — Habba Forum
• BB — Baby Babble
• FRED — Funky Robotic Electronic Device
• GG — Grinning Gregariously
• BB — Baby Bett
• BF — Boswells Forum
• ECP — Easyrider's Chat Page
• BTW — Bye Till Wednesday
• CVRZ — Covers
• AFI — After Frozen Innocence
• AYS? — Are You Sure?
• CT — Completely Trippendicular
• GD — Geek Diatribe
• BF — Best Friends
• BB — Beyond Bored
• B — Bisexual
• GT — Great Times
• DT — Dead Twirps
• BS — Be Sweet
• FBI — Fully Blew It

• CTR — Close The Rectum
• GM — Get Mechanic
• BRBRB — Be Right Back ReBoot
• DEP — Don't Even Pray
• BB — Battered Baby
• DCM — Don't Cry Mama
• GS — Good Seeing
• BB — Baby Bonus
• AIS — Abyssmally Inferior Spellers
• GG — Gorgeous Guy
• AC — Absolutist Cutest
• DH — Debated Heatedly
• GT — Gettting Tired
• BTW — Between The Words
• ATC — Anime Topic Chat
• CCC — Coolnamedenied's Cybercave Cramsession
• FAM — Family of Frequencies
• BB — Baby Bundler
• GF — Globus Forum
• BWYH — Bring What You Have
• E — Enraged
• AT — Alternative Thread
• HD — Hopelessly Deaf
• H — Huggable
• GM — Get Medieval

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