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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• %-} — Intoxicated
• FRM — From
• N/A — Not Applicable
• OTP — On the Phone
• R — Are
• O :-) — An angel
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• PPL — People
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• TBH — To Be Honest
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• 0 — Zero
• BTWN — Between
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• W/ — With
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• 7 — Seven
• USA — United States of America
• OIC — Oh I See
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• JK — Just kidding
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• TB — Text Back
• BTW — By The Way
• BCOZ — Because
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• ATM — At The Moment
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• L8R — Later
• 7K — Sick
• ABT — About
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• GRMBL — Grumble
• DM — Do me
• TXS — Thanks
• THX — Thanks
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• BBL — Be Back Later
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)

• PLS — Please
• MSG — Message
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• RP — Role Play
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• HUD — How You Doing
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• 10Q — Thank You
• KEWL — Cool
• CU — See You
• ALWZ — Always
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• K — Okay
• LV — love
• J4F — Just for Fun
• HUGZ — Hugs
• L8ER — Later
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• PM — Private Message
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• SUP — What's Up?
• BJ — Blow Job
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• AKA — Also Know As
• NP — No Problem
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• TOM — Tomorrow
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• Y! — Typical Man
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• POV — Point Of View
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• IDC — I Don't Care
• TBA — To Be Advised
• LMK — Let Me Know
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• 1337 — Elite
• OOO — Out Of Office
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• TC — Take Care
• LOLWUT — What?
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• ISO — In Search Of

• TBD — To Be Determined
• W8N — Waiting
• 4 — Four
• X! — Typical Woman
• W@ — What
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• O4U — Only for You
• BRB — Be right back
• SK8 — Skate
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• M$ — Microsoft
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• IMO — In My Opinion
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• RN — Right Now
• X — Kiss
• PW — Password
• B4 — Before
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• JIT — Just in time
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• VFM — Value For Money
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• 121 — One-To-One
• WTG — Way To Go
• XLNT — Excellent
• FWD — Forward
• F? — Friends
• OOF — Out of Facility
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• U2 — You Too
• WB — Welcome Back
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• TYT — Take Your Time
• FYI — For Your Information
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• W8ING — WaitING
• BBS — Be back soon
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself

• T2GO — Time to Go
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• GRRRR — Growling
• STR8 — Straight
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• LIL — Little
• UR — Your
• BR — Best regards
• TX — Thanks
• M8 — Mate
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• OT — Overtime
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• FISH — First In Still Here
• IRL — In Real Life
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• WTH — What The Heck?
• 4U — For You
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• BC — Because
• BMW — Be My Wife
• TY — Thank You
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• BF — Boyfriend
• J/P — Just Playing
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• XI10 — Exciting
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• OP — Original Poster
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• CC — Carbon Copy
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• AFC — Away from Computer
• BOT — Back on Topic
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• W84M — Wait for me
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information

• AA — Adios Amigo
• ADDY — Address
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• C|B-) — Ali G
• TBC — To Be Continued
• TNX — Thanks
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• CTR — Center
• RFC — Request For Comment
• Y — Why?
• BRT — Be Right There
• 2D4 — To Die For
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• JT — Just Teasing
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• EOM — End Of Message
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• BFN — Bye for Now
• WKND — Weekend
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• AML — All My Love
• DD — Dear Daughter
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• COZ — Because
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• K — Kiss
• MC — Merry Christmas
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• 8 — Eight
• 4E — Forever
• IOW — In Other Words
• W8 — Wait
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• MIN — Minute
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• OMW — On My Way
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before

• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• MOB — Mobile
• NC — No Comment
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• KOK — Knock
• RM — Room
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• D8 — date
• AA — As above
• TMB — Text Me Back
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• FO — Fuck Off
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• 1457 — Last
• OT — Off Topic
• STATS — Your sex and age
• SRY — Sorry
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• DL — Download
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• BD — Big Deal
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• J/K — Just Kidding
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• CUL — See You Later
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• NG — No Good
• CB — Chat Brat
• NT — No Text
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• TTM — Talk To Me
• TQ — Thank You
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• CUL8R — See You Later
• OS — Operating System
• H8 — Hate
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• DWYM — Does What You Mean

• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• ETA — Edited To Add
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• 2 — To
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• NA — Not Applicable
• ADD — Address
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• NT — Nice Try
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• OO — Over and Out
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• COD — Call of Duty
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• CYA — See You
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• DS — Dear Son
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• NUFF — Enough Said
• SOZ — Sorry
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• UI! — You Idiot
• SYL — See You Later
• B/C — Because
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• VM — Voice Mail
• PLZ — Please
• DH — Dear Husband
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• IR8 — irate
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• UW — You're Welcome
• VC — Venture Capital
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• LOL — laughting out loud
• L8 — Late
• NM — Never Mind
• RX — Regards
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• BC — Be Cool
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• FWIW — For What It's Worth

• TAY — Thinking about you
• FB — Facebook
• ADR — Address
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• CUS — See You Soon
• BS — Bull Shit
• 4EVER — Forever
• @WRK — At Work
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• NBD — No Big Deal
• NLT — No Later Than
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• OZ — Australia
• 4 — For
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• B4N — Bye for Now
• C — See
• JC — Just Checking
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• TTLY — Totally
• BT — Byte This
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• MM — Merry Meet
• AP — Apple Pie
• AISI — As I See It
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• DA — The
• CID — Consider It Done
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• WU — What's Up?
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• 6 — Six
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• IC — I See
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• 2 — Too Add
• BTA — But Then Again
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• GR8 — Great
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• BO — Back Off

• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• UL — Upload
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• CMB — Call Me Back
• RW — Real World
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• KBD — Keyboard
• WC — Who Cares?
• WFM — Works For Me
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• IDK — I don’t know
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• KM — Kiss Me
• WTF — what the fuck
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• DW — Don't Worry
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• GL — Good Luck
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• BR — Bathroom
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• TM — Trademark
• DW — Dear Wife
• D/L — Download
• 4EVA — Forever
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• :)S — Smiles
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• AB — Ass Backwards
• TTL — Time To Live
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• BOT — Be on that
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• 4N — Foreign

• AMF — adios motherfucker
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• TM — Trust Me
• NRG — Energy
• HW — Homework
• EOR — End of Rant
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• OTW — Off To Work
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• BRH — Be Right Here
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• AWA — As Well As
• ILU — I Love You
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• YR — Your
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• QT — Cutie
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• 2NITE — Tonight
• SRSLY — Seriously
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• EM — Excuse Me
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• W/E — Whatever
• JC — Just Curious
• YGG — You Go Girl
• OTT — Over The Top
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• N/A — Not Available
• IDL — Ideal
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• PTB — Powers That Be
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• AB — Ah Bless!
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• LD — Long Distance
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• SPK — Speak
• 2U2 — To You Too
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• SYS — See You Soon

• OTW — On the Way
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• BH — Better Half
• OM — Old Man
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• BAU — Business As Usual
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• GTH — Go To Hell
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• JJ — Just Joking
• Z — Zero
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• 9 — Nine
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• GFN — Gone for Now
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• 5 — Five
• EG — Evil Grin
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• W — With
• BION — Believe It or Not
• EOL — End Of Line
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• JAS — Just A Second
• 2L8 — Too Late
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• GAL — Get A Life
• 2DAY — Today
• PS — Post Scriptum
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• AH — At home
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• MMB — Message Me Back
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• CUZ — Because
• MTF — More to Follow
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)

• 3 — Three
• FE — Fatal Error
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• LYK — Let You Know
• CM — Call Menu
• TEL — Telephone
• AYK — As You Know
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• LU — Love You
• BW — Best Wishes
• SYSOP — System Operator
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• MU — Miss You
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• JC — Just Chilling
• SMS — Short Message Service
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• 411 — Info
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• CM — Call Me
• G2G — Got To Go
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• DYK — Did You Know?
• BM — Bite Me
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• WG — Wicked Grin
• AOC — Available on cell
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• MMA — Meet me at
• M — Male
• BG — Big Grin
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• RLY — Really
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• PD — Public Domain
• N1 — Nice One
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• OL — Old Lady

• DIIK — Darned if I know
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• :^) — Broken nose
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• G — Grin
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• TTS — Text To Speech
• SH — Shit Happens
• DF — Dear Friend
• AISB — As I Said Before
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• BKA — Better Known As
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• HB — Hurry Back
• EZ — Easy
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• B — Be
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• LYL — Love You Lots
• LTR — Letter
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• NM — Not Much
• HD — Hold
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• BOL — Be On Later
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• F2T — Free to Talk
• WTH — What The Hell?
• MTH — Month
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• IS — I'm Sorry
• PG — Pretty Good
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• DP — Dear Partner
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• CFD — Call For Discussion

• WB — Write Back
• ADN — Any Day Now
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• AAF — As A Friend
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• DH — Dear Hubby
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• RUS — Russian Federation
• S2R — Send to Receive
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• G9 — Genius
• SF — Science Fiction
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• RE — Hello Again
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• DA — father
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• DK — Don't known
• NE — Any
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• LM — Letters mailed
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• LY — Love You
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• FH — Future Husband
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• PTM — Please Tell Me

• PVP — Player Versus Player
• CT — City
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• OOI — Out of Interest
• FF — Friends Forever
• OPM — Other People's Money
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• BK — Back
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• NE1 — Anyone
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• JIC — Just In Case
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• CTO — Check This Out
• : @ — Shouting
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• EM — E-Mail
• WO — Without
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• CP — Sleepy
• OOC — Out of Character
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• ATST — At the Same Time
• RU — Are You?
• SFW — Safe for Work
• AIH — As It Happens
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• YHM — You Have Mail
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• ME2 — Me Too
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• AAR — At Any Rate
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• RGDS — Regards
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• :( — Sad, without nose
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• RUOK — Are you okay?

• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• W2G — Way To Go
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• RE — regards
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• B/F — Boyfriend
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• B4U — Before You
• NAP — Not A Problem
• YCT — Your Comment To
• :-( ) — Shocked
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• NW — No Way
• WT — Without Thinking
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• :-X — Small Kiss
• U — You
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• IAC — In Any Case
• ATB — All The Best
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• BO — Buzz Off
• GG — Good Games
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• BCO — Big crush on
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• BITD — Back in the Day
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• OAO — Over and Out
• YKW — You Know What
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• CUL — Catch You Later
• AWOL — Absent while online
• CYL — See You Later
• JAM — Just A Minute
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• BAC — Back At Computer

• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• 86 — Out of
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• JW — Just wondering
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• CUNS — See You In School
• DA — there
• YT — You There?
• BME — Based on My Experience
• NWO — No Way Out
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• NFC — No fucking clue
• WOA — Work of Art
• FSCK — File System Check
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• BS — Big Smile
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• 1CE — Once
• JOO — you
• NMH — Not Much Here
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• AI — As If
• THNQ — Thank You
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• WUD — What You Doing
• WF — Way Fun
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• ACD — Alt Control Delete

• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• MGB — May God Bless
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• :-7 — Smirk
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• YNK — You Never Know
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• COC — Code of Conduct
• MM — Market Maker
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• GA — Go Ahead
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• :-9 — Salivating
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• PCM — Please Call Me
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• TBF — To Be Fair
• IYSS — If You Say So
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• OML — Oh My Lord
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• DU — Don't understand
• IYQ — I like you
• BW — Be well
• PLD — Played
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• PO — Piss Off
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• DLO — Down low
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass

• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• DD — Due Diligence
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• IAYL — In A While
• EL — Evil Laugh
• WP — Wrong Person
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• LNDN — London
• ITM — In the Money
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• UR — You Are
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• 10 — Ten
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• WD — Well Done
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• YGM — You Got Mail
• SH — Same Here
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• KFY — Kiss For You
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• DNR — Dinner
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• BN — Bad news
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• R8 — Rate
• UY — Up Yours
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• BB — Bathroom break
• LUM — Love You Man
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• IUSS — If You Say So

• R — Rare
• M02 — My two cents
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• NTK — Nice to Know
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• SU — Shut Up
• JP — Just playing 
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• BIF — Before I Forget
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• CY — Calm Yourself
• ATW — All the Web
• :-( — Sad
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• W4U — Waiting for You
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• 1 — One
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• CMON — Come-On
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• NMP — Not My Problem
• :-(0) — Shouting
• B-) — Sunglasses
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• :-~) — Having a cold
• L2M — Listening to Music
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• IAE — In Any Event
• NCG — New College Graduate
• NOOB — New person
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• ATT — All The Time
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place

• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• POOF — Good-bye
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• MO — Momentum on
• -:-) — Punk
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• TAH — Take A Hike
• PWNED — Owned
• OO — On Order
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• CM — Call Memory
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• THANQ — Thank You
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• DYFI — Did you find it
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• CUL — Call you later
• :-O — Appalled
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• SB — Should Be
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• IBT — In Between Technology
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• :-D — Grinning
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• L8RS — Laters
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• CRZ — Crazy
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• ITYS — I Told You So
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• /(00)/ — Spider
• :-D — Laugher
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero

• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• SUM1 — Someone
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• BD — Birthday
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• CP — Cross post
• BWO — Black White or Other
• NA — No Access
• OT — Other Topic
• :-X — Not saying a word
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• TPC — The Phone Company
• PL — Playlist
• TMA — Take My Advice
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• NO1 — No-One
• :-* — Bitter
• : - )… — Drooling
• URW — You Are Welcome
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• WWY — Where Were You?
• CIAO — Good-bye
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• WE — whatever
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• MP — Merry Part

• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• TA — Thanks Again
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• BEOS — Nudge
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• IMI — I Mean It
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• CUB — Call You Back
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• KIR — Keep It Real
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• :'-( — Crying
• KC — Keep Cool
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• IAT — I Am Tired
• :-V — Talking
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• SPKR — Speaker
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• WKD — Weekend
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• ABT2 — About To
• UL — You Will
• DUST — Did You See That?
• DYLM — do you like me
• HH — Hold Hands
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• JAD — Just Another Day
• SC — Stay Cool
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• MINS — Minutes
• N2M — Not Too Much

• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• RD — Research and Development
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• WW — Wrong Window
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• TOH — The other half
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• SK8R — Skater
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• :=) — Two noses
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• @}---,--- — A rose
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• BB — Bright blessings
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• ISS — I Said So
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• :-| — Determined
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• ATW — At The Weekend
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• L33T — Elite
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear

• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• :-< — Cheated
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• OU — I owe you
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• 86 — Over
• NAL — Nationality
• :-# — Razes
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• YW — You are welcome
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• IIR — If I Recall
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• :-{) — With a moustache
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• DUR — Do You Remember
• RDNK — Redneck
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• <|-) — Chinese
• PL8 — Plate
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• RLR — Earlier
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• FF — Freeze frame
• BH@ — Be home at
• NE — Anyway
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• WRK — Work
• NUTN — Nothing

• YS — You Suck
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• N2M — Not to Mention
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• NL — not likely
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• NN2R — No need to reply
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• MTG — Meeting
• PTB — Please Text Back
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• TC — That's Cool
• IMBL — It must be love
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• CME — Call Me
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• HOT4U — hot for you
• WW — Wrong Way
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• AFN — All For Now
• BHL8 — Be home late
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• WAI — What an Idiot
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• NF — Nucking Futs
• :-{} — Lip stick
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• SME1 — Some One
• TW — Team Work

• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• WT — What?
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• TM — Tickle Me
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• W/B — Welcome Back
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• TWT — Twat!
• YA — Yet Another
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• TP — Team Player
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• PRT — Party
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• T — Think Positive
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• >: -| — Cross
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• ISO — Is seeking other
• TG — Thank goodness
• HF — Hello Friend
• IUM — If You Must
• QL — Quit Laughing
• :-<> — Surprised
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• ><:> — A Turkey

• MNGR — manager
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• OLL — Online Love
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• YR — Your Room
• TUI — Turning You in
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• SLY — Still Love You
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• YR — Why Are
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• WE — WeekEnd
• YRG — You Are Good!
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• TITF — That is too funny
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• BB — Blessed Be
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• M/F — male or female
• KL — Cool
• STPD — stupid
• N00B — Noobie
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• REHI — Hello Again
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• WAN2 — Want To
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• RTK — Return To Keyboard

• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• BSTD — Busted
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• TUL — Tell You Later
• TNT — Till Next Time
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• B/F — Brain fart
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• U/L — Upload
• PU — That stinks!
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• TOS — The Other Service
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• SB — Smiling back
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• RESQ — Rescue
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• KOS — Kill on Site
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• URAS — You Are a Star
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• PZA — Pizza
• TFN — Till further notice
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• APP — Appreciate
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• [:] — A Robot
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• -6% — Not very clever
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• EVRY1 — Everyone

• O&O — Over & Out
• 2 — Two
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• F — Friends
• SME1 — Someone
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• PIR — Parent In Room
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• CYR — Call Your
• OK — All Correct
• YM — Your Mom
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• CU@ — See You At
• BL — Buddy List
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• TXT BAC — text back
• B — Beam
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• MD@U — Mad at you
• NETHNG — Anything
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• URT1 — Your are the one
• DON — Doing
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• |-O — Snoring
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• IIR — If I Remember
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• |-I — Sleeping
• -( — Frown
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off

• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• S4L — Spam For Life
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• S — Smiling
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• URWS — You Are Wise
• -) — Smile
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• NC — Nice Call
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• TWDS — Towards
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• WBP — Write Back Please
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• P911 — Parent Alert
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• ATW — Around The Web
• RU? — Are you?
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• PLZRD — Please read
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• NC — Not cool
• -O — Surprised
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• :-' — Sceptical

• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• T — Thanks
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• SP — Spelling
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• THN — Thanks
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• PCME — Please Call Me
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• PL& — Planned
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• REHI — Re-hi
• {:-) — Toupee
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• AMAZN — Amazing
• SHOPN — Shopping
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer

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