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CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
<33
— heart
LMFAO
— Laughing My Fat Ass Off
UUUU
— for you (four youse!)
-:)
— Punk with a mohawk
TM8
— tomato
NYT
— Night
H-BDAY
— Happy Birthday
MEHH
— sigh
LOL
— Lots Of Love
1432
— I Love You Too
831
— I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
IMHO
— In My Humble Opinion
8
— Oral Sex
<3X
— Love heart and Kiss
22
— Tuesday
XOXO
— Hugs and Kisses
LAN
— Local Area Network
143
— I Love You (letters in each word)
%-}
— Intoxicated
FRM
— From
0 :-)
— Angel
URL
— Universal Resource Locator
B8
— bait
N/A
— Not Applicable
S'OK
— it's okay
OTP
— On the Phone
88
— Hugs and kisses
BBC
— Big Bad Challenge
GH
— Getting Hard
R
— Are
GM
— Good Morning
2T2T
— Too tired to think
AMF
— Adios Mother Fucker
:]
— Expresses jovial happiness
O :-)
— An angel
LMAO
— Lick Me All Over
BKK
— Bot Killer Kill
TTYL8R
— Talk to You Later
A.K.A
— Also Known As
W8R
— waiter
PLU
— People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
KS
— Kill Steal
WASSUP
— what's up?
PPL
— People
4RM
— from
FCC
— Friends chat channel.
&&
— and
@*&$!%
— You know what that means...
SOS
— Someone Special
:Q
— Expresses confusion
FKS
— fucks
TBH
— To Be Honest
:-(0)
— Yelling
DYHB
— Do you have a boyfriend?
WDYT
— What Do You Think?
0
— Zero
5-0
— Police
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
PST
— Please Send Tell
ABBY
— Abyssal
.02
— My two cents worth
ETA
— Estimated Time of Arrival
3
— The letter E
GA
— Good Afternoon
MOFO
— Mother fucker
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
(Ü)
— Very happy, with big cheeks
DAMIFINO
— Damn, if I know
KDFU
— Cracking the *freak* up
W/
— With
BUBU
— Slang term for the most beautiful of women
7
— Seven
LM(F)AO
— Laughing my (frigging) ass off
D9
— denyin
OIC
— Oh I See
:P
— Sticking out tongue
PBKAC
— Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
FALLY
— Falador.
(__)(_|_)(_/_)
— dancing ass off
OEM
— Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
JK
— Just kidding
:">
— embarrassed
TB
— Text Back
KK
— Kiss Kiss
AIDS
— Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
CTC
— Care to Chat?
BTW
— By The Way
BCOZ
— Because
WANNA
— Want to
G4Y
— Good For You
D2
— Dedos
RIP
— Rest in Peace
FTP
— File Transfer Protocol
DOB
— Date Of Birth
SJW
— Social Justice Warrior
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
ATM
— At The Moment
DND
— Do Not Disturb
ZERKER
— Berserker
O:O
— A girl is mooning you
T4BU
— Thanks for being you
:) :-) :>
— Smiling, happy faces
YDKM
— You Don't Know Me
L8R
— Later
0;-)
— Angel Wink - Male
:I
— Expresses indifference
7K
— Sick
ABT
— About
WC
— Wrong Chat
BRD
— Bored
URAQT
— You Are A Cutie
GRMBL
— Grumble
TXS
— Thanks
DM
— Do me
THX
— Thanks
A/S/L
— Age/Sex/Location
YQ
— I Like You
BBL
— Be Back Later
IP
— Internet Protocol
MB
— Maybe
YA YAYA
— Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
PLS
— Please
N4CER, N4CR
— enforcer
MSG
— Message
FYEO
— For Your Eyes Only
WAT UP
— What's up?
SMT
— Something
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
IX XI
— 911, emergency
HUD
— How You Doing
TAM
— Tomorrow a.m.
:-()
— Yelling
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
FCFS
— First Come First Served
W/O
— Without
10Q
— Thank You
DIV LOC
— Divine location
KEWL
— Cool
10S
— tennis
GNA
— Good night all
HHJK
— ha ha, just kidding
CU
— See You
E.G
— For example
0:-)
— angel
IRC
— Internet Relay Chat
K
— Okay
LGH
— Lets Get High
6
— Sex
NB
— Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
FIFO
— First In, First Out
PDF
— Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
LV
— love
J4F
— Just for Fun
HUGZ
— Hugs
L8ER
— Later
STFU
— Shut The Fuck Up
H
— Hug
LH6
— Let’s Have Sex
PM
— Private Message
LOML
— Love Of My Life
O8-)
— Starry-eyed angel
FAQ
— Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
POC
— Point Of Contact
ASCII
— American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
X-BOW
— Crossbow
GNBLFY
— Got Nothing But Love For You
ADDY
— Adamant
THO
— Though
:-}
— Embarrassed Smile
GUI
— Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
SUP
— What's Up?
GFY
— Go Fuck Yourself
BJ
— Blow Job
QC
— Quality Control
ATM
— Automatic Teller Machine
459
— I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
LIFO
— Last In, First Out
C/O
— Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
NP
— No Problem
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
L
— Laugh
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
T BOW
— Training bow
D2H
— Dragon two-handed sword
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
TOM
— Tomorrow
WRT
— "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
Y!
— Typical Man
59
— fine
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
POV
— Point Of View
OTP
— One True Pairing
POS
— Piece Of Shit
IDC
— I Don't Care
IKR
— I Know Right
182
— I Hate You
TBA
— To Be Advised
LFG
— Looking For Group
LYK
— like
PS
— PostScript
X-1-10
— Exciting
YAFIYGI
— You Asked for It, You Got It
LMK
— Let Me Know
D HIDE
— Dragon hide
1337
— Elite
OOO
— Out Of Office
LYSM
— Love You So Much
GNITE
— Good night
TA2
— tatoo
ISP
— Internet Service Provider
OBTW
— Oh By the Way
T:)T
— Think happy thoughts
ALCON
— All Concerned
DEC
— Digital Equipment Corporation
LOLWUT
— What?
TC
— Take Care
;)
— Twinkle, without nose
L JACK
— Lumberjack clothing
R8D
— rated
LOL
— Little Old Lady
IWALY
— I Will Always Love You
ISO
— In Search Of
HAG1
— Have A Good One
TBD
— To Be Determined
X!
— Typical Woman
1E9
— a billion
4
— Four
GONNA
— Going to
W@
— What
WYD
— what are you doing
W/END
— weekend
KMK
— Kiss my keister
M CAMP
— Mountain Camp
0;-)-X-<
— The Saint
:[
— Expresses despondent unhappiness
WHOA
— Expression of surprise
PDA
— Public Display of Affection
B-DAY
— Birthday
O4U
— Only for You
BRB
— Be right back
SK8
— Skate
BSF
— Be serious folks
TYVM
— Thank you very much
M$
— Microsoft
B:-)
— Sunglasses on head
PYT
— Pretty Young Thing
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
%OD
— Laughing Like Crazy
GPS
— Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
:D :-D
— Wider happy face
OTC
— Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
CBA
— Can't Be Arsed
V SQ
— Varrock Square
H-FDAY
— Happy Father's Day
INV ME
— Invite Me
10X
— Thanks
O RLY
— oh really
IMO
— In My Opinion
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
:-$
— Message indicating person is ill...
K4U
— Kiss for you
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
MKAY
— Mmm, okay
ZBOOK
— Unholy book
RN
— Right Now
O==3
— Penis
N EMA
— enema
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
X
— Kiss
G LEGS
— Granite legs
PW
— Password
B4
— Before
SME
— Subject Matter Expert
EME
— Eat Me
ACK
— Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
WWW
— World Wide Web
PW
— Pow Wow
YY
— Too Wise :-)
SOS
— Same Old Shit
F2F
— Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
PFM
— Pure Fucking Magic
Y/-
— Why not?
511
— Too much information
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
L8TR
— (See You) Later
XI 10
— Exciting
VFM
— Value For Money
AWESO
— Awesome
ZAMMY
— Zamorak
B4YKI
— Before You Know It
4Q2
— fuck you, too!
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
E2EG
— Ear-to-Ear Grin
:/)
— Not funny
DOA
— dead on arrival
121
— One-To-One
WTG
— Way To Go
P-(
— Pirate
K/B
— Keyboard
XLNT
— Excellent
FWD
— Forward
HTTP
— Hypertext Transfer Protocol
U4IA, U4EA
— euphoria
PROLLY
— Probably
Z%
— Zoo
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
F?
— Friends
WAN
— Wide Area Network
IMFAO
— in my fucking arrogant opinion
G SPEAR
— Guthan's warspear
OOF
— Out of Facility
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
T2UL
— Talk to You Later
U2
— You Too
IBM
— International Business Machines Corporation
PEEPS
— People
WB
— Welcome Back
U4IC
— euphoric
I 1DR
— I Wonder
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
:-/
— Skeptical
/: - |
— Unamused, mildly cross
H-)
— Cross-Eyed
TYT
— Take Your Time
FYI
— For Your Information
BBIAB
— Be Back In A Bit
IANADB
— I am not a doctor, but ...
MAGE TANK
— Player with high Magic and Defence.
WUCIWUG
— What You See Is What You Get
D8N
— datin
SO
— Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
W8AM
— Wait A Minute
RZN
— raisin
(_|_)
— Bottom
BMW
— Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
3=====D
— Penis
BBS
— Be back soon
DIY
— Do-It-Yourself
T2GO
— Time to Go
H4X0R
— Hacker
D8R
— dater
X:-/
— Uncertain
GRRRR
— Growling
A41A14A
— All for One and One for All
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
STR8
— Straight
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
G4I
— Go for It
404
— I Don't Know
BR
— Best regards
UR
— Your
LOM
— Low on Mana
FDA
— Food Drug Administration
M8
— Mate
GN
— Good Night
B-(
— Beat Up
TX
— Thanks
IITYWIMWYBMAD
— If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
OT
— Overtime
B-}
— Have got eyes for you
G AXE
— Dharok's greataxe
B9
— Boss is watching
FISH
— First In Still Here
G4U
— Good for You
— Joking
FTTT
— From Time To Time
ATTN
— Attention
IRL
— In Real Life
CUIMD
— See You In My Dreams
SOS
— Sibling Over Shoulder
KIT
— Keep In Touch
EOF
— End Of File
WTH
— What The Heck?
MF
— motherfucker
4U
— For You
C):O)
— cowboy
OB X M
— Overload boxing x mil
2TH
— Tooth
AAMOF
— As A Matter Of Fact
JQ
— Jack and Queen
YHGASPL
— You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
ASF
— And So Forth
TNC
— Tongue in Cheek
LOLO
— Lots of love
H2CUS
— Hope To See You Soon
GTG
— Good To Go
DUNNO
— I Don't Know
:-9
— Delicious, Yummy
U-L
— You Will
HALLY
— Halberd
FAB
— Fabulous
VIP
— Very Important Person
R8RS
— Raiders
I-(
— Swollen-eyed smiley
YOYO
— You're On Your Own
:-|
— Ambivalent
TY
— Thank You
BMW
— Be My Wife
BC
— Because
HB
— Hug Back
NGL
— Not Gonna Lie
AWOL
— Absent Without Leave
B2P/BTP
— Bones to Peaches
PC
— Personal computer (host)
SYT
— See You Tomorrow
COD
— Cash On Delivery
GB4N
— Goodbye for now
DBA
— Doing Business As
TEOTWAWK
— The end of the world as we know it
81
— Hells Angels
FU
— Fuck You
BBS
— Bulletin Board System
KOS
— Kill on Sight
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
GASP
— Go Away Silly Person
C[C]
— cup of coffee
BF
— Boyfriend
VAT
— Value Added Tax
J00
— You
EOD
— End Of Day
J/P
— Just Playing
YMCA
— Young Men's Christian Association
POS
— Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
D00D
— Dude
:-P
— Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
D46?
— Down for sex?
SQ
— Square
DV8
— Deviate
W#
— World #
NFWS
— Not for work safe
LFC
— Looking for Clan
BF
— Best Friend
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
ACE
— Access Control Entry
§:-)
— Happy person with curly hair
ICYMI
— In Case You Missed It
XI10
— Exciting
ISDN
— Integrated Services Digital Network
2LY
— truly
C|:-)
— Smiling with top hat
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
TK
— To Come
M-)
— See no evil
OP
— Original Poster
DILLIGAF
— Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
I1DR
— I Wonder
CC
— Carbon Copy
BDAY
— Birthday
SWAG
— Scientific Wild Ass Guess
DOS
— Disk Operating System
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
DFO
— (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
PTO
— Please Turn Over
WBU
— What About You?
ER
— Emergency Room
AFC
— Away from Computer
!-)
— Proud of black eye
BOT
— Back on Topic
L8R G8R
— Later Gater
G2GICYAL8ER
— Got to go I'll see you later
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
OBTWIAVBP
— Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
:,(
— Crying
AA
— Adios Amigo
DHCP
— Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
ADDY
— Address
C|B-)
— Ali G
DUN
— Don't
C=:-)
— Chef
P-ZA
— Pizza
TBC
— To Be Continued
TNX
— Thanks
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
O-Z-<
— Person in a hurry
WAMBAM
— Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
Y
— Why?
BRT
— Be Right There
2D4
— To Die For
WATMHATTAH
— Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
H-MDAY
— Happy Mother's Day
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
FBI
— Federal Bureau of Investigation
TA2D
— tatood
O-&-<
— Person bored
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
JT
— Just Teasing
EOM
— End Of Message
FFS
— For Fuck's Sake
TALKING TRASH
— Disrespecting
§=-)
— Curly haired smile
X:^)
— Lisa Simpson
BFN
— Bye for Now
K8T
— Katie
LDY
— lady
HAGO
— Have A Good One
C[T]
— cup of tea
IETF
— Internet Engineering Task Force
HUB
— Head Up Butt
DYOR
— Do Your Own Research
O RLY?
— Oh, Really?
WKND
— Weekend
BCC
— Blind Carbon Copy
BIL
— Brother-In-Law
BARB
— Barbarian
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
AML
— All My Love
DD
— Dear Daughter
NFS
— Network File System
RMB
— Ring My Bell
Q4U
— question for you
COZ
— Because
SOP
— Standard Operational Procedure
FOMO
— Fear of Missing Out
LUMBY
— Lumbridge
G4N
— Good for Nothing
BS
— Bullshit
BLK
— Black
K
— Kiss
FOV
— Field Of View (satellite)
...---...
— S.O.S.
OMG
— Oh, my God!
MC
— Merry Christmas
YHBBYBD
— you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
4E
— Forever
8
— Eight
IOW
— In Other Words
W8
— Wait
:-
— Undecided
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
J2LUK
— Just to Let You Know
; P
— Wink with a raspberry
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
55555
— Crying Your Eyes Out
S-]
— Silly smiley
MIN
— Minute
O->- — Skater Dude
LP
— Life Points
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
ASL
— Age/Sex/Location
IAITS
— It's All In The Subject
POP
— Point Of Presence (Internet)
LBS
— Laughing but Serious
OMW
— On My Way
XME
— Excuse Me
MOMBOY
— Mamma's boy
G2GGS2D
— got to go get something to drink
SNAFU
— Situation Normal All Fouled Up
O-
— Yahoo Fighter - April
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
MVN
— movin
FORD
— Found On Road Dead
IB
— I'm Back
»
— Raquo
HM
— Home
GALGAL
— Give A Little Get A Little
C|:-)=
— Charlie Chaplin
LEMME
— Let me
¿;)
— Elvis
Q=)-<--<|:
— Skater Dude
MOB
— Mobile
JV
— Joint Venture
VAMBS
— Vambraces
GB
— Goodbye
L:-O
— FlatTop Loudmouth
EOL
— End Of Life
;-D
— Winking and laughing
RBI
— Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
O{-<]:
— Skater Dude
J00R
— your
JAGGY
— Aliased computer graphics
NAA!
— Not Another Acronym!
FORD
— Fix or Repair Daily
XNTRK
— eccentric
RSVP
— Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
:-|
— undecided
NC
— No Comment
BBN
— Bye Bye Now
UAPITA
— You're A Pain in the Ass
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
RYT
— write
NVM
— Never Mind
S:)
— Elvis Smiling
G2G4N
— Got to Go for Now
A55
— ass
IDTS
— I Don't Think So
DNS
— Domain Name System
KOK
— Knock
P^)
— pirate
WAN2TLK
— Want to talk
APP
— Application
G&BIT
— grin & bear it
HAXOR
— Hacker
MYOB
— Mind Your Own Business
D=)
— Oliver Hardy
6Y
— sexy
H8TTU
— Hate to be you
USU
— Usually
N64
— Nintendo 64
P@H
— parents at home
D8
— date
SLIP
— Serial Line Interface Protocol
AA
— As above
V-TERM
— Vehicle terminal
TMB
— Text Me Back
TTUL
— Talk To You Later
LQTM
— Laughing Quietly to Myself
CUMID
— See you in my dreams
FO
— Fuck Off
G2GTAC
— got to go take a crap
1457
— Last
24/7
— Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
P^{)
— pirate
O:-(
— model
STATS
— Your sex and age
OT
— Off Topic
GGU2
— Good game, you too
SRY
— Sorry
G2GTAP
— got to go take a pee
DS
— Darling Son
DNS
— Domain Name Service
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
DL
— Download
MIPS
— Millions of Instructions Per Second
BD
— Big Deal
V-THRUST
— Vertical thrust
AFAICT
— As Far As I Can Tell
AES
— Advanced Encryption Standard
FAFWOA
— For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
GMC
— Gotta Mechanic Coming
O:MFG
— Operation: Make Faster Game
J/K
— Just Kidding
CDC
— Center for Disease Control and Prevention
NIM
— No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
BV
— Behind view
MILF
— Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
CUL
— See You Later
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
EOT
— End Of Transmission
WTS
— Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
BPS
— bits per second
NG
— No Good
2NTE
— Tonight
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
ZILYS
— Commander Zilyana
<3
— Heart
NT
— No Text
ABD
— Already Been Done
CB
— Chat Brat
LDR
— Long Distance Relationship
NBA
— National Basketball Association
@TEOTD
— At The End Of The Day
DDG
— Drop Dead Gorgeous
IMAO
— In My Arrogant Opinion
ACB
— Armadyl Crossbow
ZIPN
— zippin
TUFD
— The User File Died
RNG
— Range
IML
— I love you
LOP
— Low on Power
PEBCAK
— Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
TMI
— Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
:-@
— Screaming (Original Smiley)
@-)
— Hypnotized
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
WRUF
— Where Are You From?
CUL8R
— See You Later
OS
— Operating System
MMORPG, MMO
— Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
AH
— asshole
BZ
— Busy
H8
— Hate
GD
— Good
FN
— Function
:-E
— I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
XOXOXO
— Hugs and Kisses
DWYM
— Does What You Mean
N2
— Into
ETA
— Edited To Add
HAND
— Have A Nice Day
FYE
— For Your Entertainment
XNTU8
— accentuate
2
— To
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
AFAIU
— As Far As I Understand
WYMM
— Will You Marry Me?
IANALB
— I Am Not A Lawyer But...
55555
— Laughing
DD
— Death Dot
AO
— Anarchy Online
NA
— Not Applicable
NO
— Number
GIGO
— Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
ADD
— Address
ARC
— Archive
NOYB
— None Of Your Business
GNSD
— Good Night Sweet Dreams
NT
— Nice Try
BOHICA
— Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
CT
— Can't Talk
OO
— Over and Out
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
FIL
— Father-In-Law
BOYF
— Boyfriend
2MORO
— Tomorrow
JLMK
— Just Let Me Know
IANAAB
— I am not a attorney, but ...
PSA
— Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
CYA
— See You
M
— Million
>:-(
— Annoyed
PITA
— Pain In The Association
FIGMO
— Fuck It, Got My Orders
NH
— Nice hand (poker slang)
K
— Kilo-
DS
— Dear Son
NUFF
— Enough Said
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
EOD
— End Of Discussion
BAM
— Below Average Mentality
TOY
— Thinking Of You
UI!
— You Idiot
SOZ
— Sorry
GRS
— Greater runic staff
M80S
— Mateys
88
— Bye-Bye
CP
— Chat Post
KS
— Kill-Steal
B/C
— Because
SYL
— See You Later
PTL
— Praise The Lord
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
LTNS
— Long Time No See
TTG
— Time-To-Go
OVA
— Over
VM
— Voice Mail
PLZ
— Please
HBTU
— Happy Birthday to You
JMN
— jammin
PHAT
— Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
DH
— Dear Husband
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
IR8
— irate
UW
— You're Welcome
SB
— Somebody
VC
— Venture Capital
BAK
— Back At Keyboard
OMFG
— Oh My Fucking God
6A
— sexy
B2B
— Business to Businesse
P2P
— Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
FRT
— For Real Though
GBU
— God Bless You
BAFO
— Best and Final Offer
LOL
— laughting out loud
MWAH
— kiss
HAGD
— Have A Good Day
NM
— Never Mind
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
L8
— Late
RX
— Regards
BC
— Be Cool
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
FWIW
— For What It's Worth
(_()
— Marshmallow
IGHT
— I got high tonight
@
— at
FB
— Facebook
:-V
— Shouting
}-)
— Wry smile
E1
— Everyone
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
CUS
— See You Soon
ADR
— Address
STFU
— Shut the Freak Up
4EVER
— Forever
BS
— Bull Shit
GF RS
— Good fight Runescape
CC
— Clan Chat
DTS
— Don't Think So
@WRK
— At Work
9T
— night
INFO
— Information
IBM
— Idiots Bought Me
AIUI
— As I Understand It
N4CMT
— enforcement
LMS
— Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
TLA
— Three Letter Abbreviation
#:-)
— Smiling with a fur hat
ADAM
— Adamant
PIZ
— parents in room
NBD
— No Big Deal
B2B
— Back to Back
NLT
— No Later Than
FTN
— Fuck That Noise
IMLTHO
— In My Less Than Humble Opinion
OZ
— Australia
SCSI
— Small Computer System Interface
2N8
— Two and Eight
4
— For
ABC
— Already Been Chewed
B4N
— Bye for Now
CUL8TR
— See You Later
C
— See
GND
— Ground
Z
— it means said
BBT
— Be Back Tomorrow
SS
— So Sorry
JC
— Just Checking
CYA
— Cover Your Associates
NSA
— No Strings Attached
PAW
— Parents Are Watching
TTLY
— Totally
FBC
— Facebook Chat
BT
— Byte This
BFF
— Best Friend Forever
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
IE
— Internet Explorer
AP
— Apple Pie
SOHO
— Small Office Home Office
OP
— Operator
(-_-)
— Secret smile
KT
— Katie
AISI
— As I See It
4AO
— For adults only
IMBO
— In My Biased Opinion
CNP
— Continued In Next Post (forums)
AMAP
— As Much As Possible
DA
— The
CLK
— click
WU
— What's Up?
BOL
— Best Of Luck
MFG
— Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
CID
— Consider It Done
NUNP
— No Users No Problems
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
HP
— Hit Point(s)
QH
— Quick hop
EMA
— E-Mail Address
O>-
— snowboarder
6
— Six
:-| :-|
— Deja vu
IWSN
— I Want Sex Now
IK
— I Know
FTW
— For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
LMFAO
— Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
IBK
— Idiot Behind Keyboard
CTHU
— Cracking the Heck Up
OOTB
— Out Of The Box
DD
— Darling Daughter
IC
— I See
DHYB
— Don't Hold Your Breath
DYNWUTB
— Do you know what you are talking about?
BB
— Big Brother
/MYB
— kick my boobs
2
— Too Add
IIWII
— It Is What It Is
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
4NR
— Foreigner
BTA
— But Then Again
JMO
— Just My Opinion
AIR
— As I Remember
FKA
— Formerly Known As
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
KMP
— Keep Me Posted
8
— Infinity
GR8
— Great
DDH
— Death dot heal
;S
— Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
CRS
— Can't Remember Stuff
CRYS
— crystal
:>)
— Nosy smiley
BUMP
— Bring Up My Post
LOC
— Locate
IIRC
— If I Recall Correctly
PPP
— Point-to-Point Protocol
UL
— Upload
:0
— Hungry
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
CMB
— Call Me Back
(-)
— Needs Haircut
OB
— Obligatory
RW
— Real World
WC
— Who Cares?
KBD
— Keyboard
AFT
— About Fucking Time
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
2MOR
— Tomorrow
WFM
— Works For Me
DM
— Doesn't Matter
VBG
— Very Big Grin
RTFM
— Read The Fucking Manual
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
2BCTND
— To Be Continued.
IDK
— I don’t know
DOC
— Drug of Choice
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
GE
— Good Evening
WTF
— what the fuck
LG
— Lovely Greetings
JK
— Joke
FYA
— For Your Amusement
SUX
— sucks
DW
— Don't Worry
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
GL
— Good Luck
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
BR
— Bathroom
SED
— Said Enough Darling
4ST
— forest
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
MAC
— Media Access Control
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
MVP
— Most Valuable Player
HF
— Have Fun
CX
— Correction(s)
ACPT
— Accept
GG
— Good Going
BTFT
— Been There, Fixed That
DW
— Dear Wife
D/L
— Download
:-O
— Oh, nooooooo!
SEO
— Search Engine Optimizer
4EVA
— Forever
HIH
— Hope It Helps
FTITM
— First Thing in the Morning
HB
— Happy Birthday
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
BR8
— berate
:)S
— Smiles
NRN
— No Reply Necessary
RTM
— Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
OMFG
— Oh My Freaking God
RPG
— Role Playing Game
TIA
— Thanks in advance
AB
— Ass Backwards
EXCAL
— Enhanced excalibur
WOW
— World of Warcraft
EOL
— End Of Lecture
CURLO
— See you around like a donut
AOE
— Area of Effect
BOT
— Be on that
BFFN
— Best friend for now
&&&&
— Pretzels
AYT
— Are You There
4GET
— Forget
KWIM
— Know What I Mean?
MYO
— Mind your own
CYT
— See You Tomorrow
PSP
— PlayStation Portable
(.V.)
— Breasts
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
AIM
— Aol Instant Messege
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
CHK
— Check
4N
— Foreign
SW
— Software (SFTWE Preferred)
TM
— Trust Me
AMF
— adios motherfucker
EOR
— End of Rant
NRG
— Energy
HW
— Homework
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
B
— Back
OTW
— Off To Work
AAM
— As A Matter Of Fact.
DC
— Disconnected
BRH
— Be Right Here
A4
— afford
ACS
— Armadyl chainskirt
ACC
— Anyone Can Come
AWA
— As Well As
ILU
— I Love You
RSN
— Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
CMA
— Cover My Ass
KQ
— Kalphite Queen
FOB
— fuck off bitch
AAR8
— At Any Rate
DDD
— Direct Distance Dial
SMH
— Shakes My Head
4Q
— Fuck You
LOLA
— Laugh Out Loud Again
YR
— Your
RFD
— Request For Discussion
QT
— Cutie
ATEOTD
— At the End of the Day
MMS
— Multimedia Messaging System
2NITE
— Tonight
DPS
— Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
POS
— Parent Over Shoulder
EM
— Excuse Me
IYO
— In Your Opinion
TC
— Telephone Call
SRSLY
— Seriously
*:*
— Fuzzy Face (Original Smiley)
IIIO
— Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
ISLY
— I Still Love You
HTML
— Hyper Text Markup Language
W/E
— Whatever
USB
— Universal Serial Bus
JC
— Just Curious
:-&
— Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
ROTFL
— Roll On The Floor Laughing
YGG
— You Go Girl
OTT
— Over The Top
FU
— Follow-Up
BAD
— Broken as designed
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
4RE
— Ferrari
N/A
— Not Available
IDL
— Ideal
MOTD
— Message of the Day
AYSOS
— Are You Stupid or Something?
MUD
— Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
FIAT
— Fix It Again Tony
CBB
— Can't Be Bothered
FYIV
— fuck you, I'm vested
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
IDGAS
— I Don't Give A Shit
PTB
— Powers That Be
AB
— Ah Bless!
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
FOS
— Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
AFAIC
— As Far As I'm Concerned
FTF
— Face To Face
CE
— Creative Editing
LD
— Long Distance
2U2
— To You Too
SPK
— Speak
ZIP
— Zone Improvement Plan
FOCUS
— Focus sight.
2GETHER
— together
HAGN
— Have A Good Night
SYS
— See You Soon
OTW
— On the Way
FWM
— Fine With Me
SEC
— Second
AWS
— As We Speak
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
VR
— Virtual Reality
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
DP
— Display Picture
FBM
— Fine By Me
FYO
— For Your Opinion
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
SAPH
— Sapphire
PTO
— Paid Time Off
OM
— Old Man
LYLAS
— Love You Like a Sister
ADN
— Advanced Digital Network
WUU2
— What are you up to?
BAU
— Business As Usual
IM
— Instant Message
OTL
— Out To Lunch
IDM
— It Does Not Matter
MOI
— Me (French)
DWL
— Dying with Laughter
BGWM
— Be Gentle With Me
GTH
— Go To Hell
BCNU
— Be Seein' You
TOU
— Thinking of You
Z
— Zero
HRU
— How Are You?
JJ
— Just Joking
MS
— The Company Microsoft
BASIC
— Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
KB
— Keyboard
9
— Nine
JFK
— Just For Kicks
DMY
— Don't Mess Yourself
GFN
— Gone for Now
STR
— Strength
C&G
— Chuckle and Grin
CB
— Coffee Break
FDA
— Fucking Dumb Ass
MEH
— just okay
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
5
— Five
UFN
— Until Further Notice
EG
— Evil Grin
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
COBOL
— Common Business-Oriented Language
HH
— Ha-ha
LI
— LinkedIn
=8-0
— Yikes!
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
BION
— Believe It or Not
TIL
— Today I Learned
404
— 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
W
— With
AA
— Anti-Aircraft
KTHXBYE
— Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
JAS
— Just A Second
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
2L8
— Too Late
DTP
— Desktop Publishing
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
TBA
— To Be Announcede
A/N
— Author's Note
GAL
— Get A Life
AAAAA
— American Association Against Acronym Abuse
2DAY
— Today
TNSTAAFL
— There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TTYTT
— To Tell You The Truth
GFY
— Good For You
AYPI
— And Your Point Is?
HBU
— How about you?
AH
— At home
OWTTE
— Or Words To That Effect
RUH
— Are You Horny?
QOTD
— Quote of the Day
PS
— Post Scriptum
BRS
— Big Red Switch
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
MMB
— Message Me Back
ID10T
— Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
4U2C
— for you to see
NEZZY
— Neitiznot
VOIP
— Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
LUV
— Love
CLD
— could
CUZ
— Because
KEYA
— I will key you later
IFF
— If and Only If
MTF
— More to Follow
THNX
— Thanks
:-B
— Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
KEYME
— Key me when you get in
IRMC
— I Rest My Case
LOL
— Lots Of Luck
FOAD
— Fuck Off And Die
UNA
— Use No Acronyms
FE
— Fatal Error
3
— Three
LYK
— Let You Know
CM
— Call Menu
NVR
— Never
GOK
— God Only Knows
JFF
— Just For Fun
YTTL
— You take too long
:-9
— Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
MODEM
— Modulator-Demodulator
AYK
— As You Know
BDN
— Big Damn Number
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
SYSOP
— System Operator
BW
— Best Wishes
6SR
— successor
AFAYK
— As Far As You Know
HIV
— Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
:-0
— Talkative
BTK
— Back to Keyboard
AG
— Armadyl glove
AOG
— Armies of Gielinor
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
FITB
— Fill In The Blank
411
— Info
ASO
— And So On
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
SMS
— Short Message Service
BB
— Bumble Bee
ST8
— state
UTM
— You Tell Me
JC
— Just Chilling
AFAIUI
— As Far As I Understand It
PWR
— Power
IMCO
— In My Considered Opinion
TLC
— Tender Love and Care
WYCM
— Will You Call Me?
FF
— Friendly Fire
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
(:-B
— baby with a and buck teeth
BFFL
— Best friends for life
!-(
— Black eye
CM
— Call Me
NFG
— No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
CSS
— Cascade Style Sheet
PDQ
— Pretty Damn Quick
GBG
— Great Big Grin
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
G2G
— Got To Go
BM
— Bite Me
BLNT
— Better Luck Next Time
1E6
— a million
GRATZ
— Congratulations
BUMP
— Increment
TTTT
— These Things Take Time
MIA
— Missing In Action
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
AGL
— Age, Gender and Location?
WG
— Wicked Grin
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
GDZ
— Greater demons
BLOG
— Web Log
AOL
— Army Of Lamers
FOC
— Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
Y2K
— Year 2000
AOC
— Available on cell
HIIK
— Hell If I Know
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
MMA
— Meet me at
BOE
— Bind on Equip
BG
— Big Grin
IWALU
— I Will Always Love You
M
— Male
RLY
— Really
SANTA
— Santa Claus
KMA
— Kiss My Ass
AIGHT
— Alright
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
BAC
— By Any Chance
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
BEG
— Big Evil Grin
AU
— Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
O
— [ō—letter o with overbar]
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
TWIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
LOTI
— Laughing on the Inside
N1
— Nice One
PD
— Public Domain
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
FUBB
— Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
LY
— Love Ya
OL
— Old Lady
DERP
— Reply to stupid comment or action
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
EOB
— End Of Business
DIIK
— Darned if I know
GD
— Good Day
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
CTN
— Can't Talk Now
GOMF
— Get Outta My Face
BH
— Bounty Hunter
:^)
— Broken nose
4VA
— forever
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
MB
— Message Board
CRAFT
— Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
4COL
— For Crying Out Loud
G
— Grin
2Q
— took you
TTS
— Text To Speech
SH
— Shit Happens
BYOD
— Bring Your Own Device
PC
— Player Character
DF
— Dear Friend
HTH
— Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
KMRIA
— Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
AISB
— As I Said Before
RS
— Runescape
BIC
— Butt in Chair
BUDWEISER
— Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
BB
— Be Back
JAC
— Just a second
:-X
— Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
SIS
— sister
BKA
— Better Known As
MGMT
— Management
BISFLATM
— Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
555
— Sobbing/Crying.
TANSTAAFL
— There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
5:-)
— Elvis Presley
AYBABTU
— All Your Base Are Belong to Us
EZ
— Easy
BUGLY
— Butt Ugly
HB
— Hurry Back
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
B
— Be
6E
— sexy
LYL
— Love You Lots
SIG
— Special Interest Group
NTHING
— Nothing
ICL
— In Christian Love
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
:-){
— Beard
420
— Marijuana
FYF
— from your friend
DKDC
— Don't Know Don't Care
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
NM
— Not Much
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
IHNI
— I Have No Idea
HD
— Hold
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
BOL
— Be On Later
GMTA
— Great Minds Think Alike
HILLIES
— Hill giants
COS
— Because
SOL
— shit outta luck
YTTT
— You Telling the Truth?
MP
— Mana Points
BT
— Bite This
F2T
— Free to Talk
*G*
— Grin
WTH
— What The Hell?
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
YMMD
— You Made My Day
TSR
— Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
IS
— I'm Sorry
LYT
— light
AAAAA
— Travel club for alcoholics
MU
— Miss U
IBC
— Inadequate But Cute
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
ABS
— Armadyl battlestaff
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
:-&
— Message indicating person is angry...
BK
— Bot kill
UT
— Unreal Tournament
BGS
— Bandos godsword
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BFD
— Big Fucking Deal
AZN
— Asian
FOG
— Fist of Guthix
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
BB4N
— Bye-Bye for Now
CFD
— Call For Discussion
GW
— Getting Wet
AFTP
— Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
WYT
— Whatever You Think
WB
— Write Back
GMAUL
— Granite maul
YL
— Young Lady
ADN
— Any Day Now
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
ACRONYM
— Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
TFR
— Thanks for Reading
26Y4U
— Too Sexy for You
FOAF
— Friend Of A Friend
GTFO
— Get the fuck out
LOB
— Lobster
AAF
— As A Friend
AFAICR
— As Far As I Can Recall
MMO
— Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
DM
— Dungeon Master
INV
— Inventory
CLM
— Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
TNT
— Until next time
WTB
— Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
STFG
— Search The Fucking Google
YT
— YouTube
(~~)
— Pumpkin
PTMM
— Please Tell Me More
SWALK
— Sealed With A Loving Kiss
AOM
— Age of Mythology
-(:)(0)=8
— Teletubby
SCUBA
— self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
(___:___)
— A large bottom
TL;DR
— Too Long; Didn't Read
TAB
— Tablet
ZZZ
— to be tired (internet slang)
L:)
— Loser
DH
— Dear Hubby
GLYASDI
— God Loves You and So Do I
2H
— Two-handed sword
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
DWF
— Divorced White Female
GRL
— Girl
OM
— Oh My
GNIGHT
— Good night
HAHA
— Having A Heart Attack
DRAG
— Dragon
CR8
— Create
MED
— Medium
NFW
— No Freaking Way
AMMY
— Amulet
EFFIN
— Fucking
~(8(L)
— Homer Simpson
:-C
— Astonished
GI
— Google It
S2R
— Send to Receive
ABN
— Arcane blast necklace
LTR
— Later
QR
— Cure
MORF
— Male Or Female ?
:-)8
— Smiling with bow tie
LTNT
— Long Time No Talk
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
DUPE
— Duplicate
BFG
— Big Fat Grin
LVS
— loves
YHBT
— You Have Been Trolled
.-)
— Smiley with one eye
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
COS
— Change Of Subject
HUA
— Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
FML
— Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
LEMENO
— Let Me Know
RENTS
— Parents
GIC
— Gift in Crib
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
ASSIST
— Assist System
CAV
— Cavalier hats
G9
— Genius
SF
— Science Fiction
WBS
— Write Back Soon
QQ
— Quick Question
WC
— Welcome
GBH
— Great Big Hug
CNP
— Continued on next post
LMBO
— Laughing my butt off
UBD
— User Brain Damage
TA
— Thanks a lot
KK
— Knock, knock
1NAM
— One in a million
BLK
— Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
TTT
— That's The Ticket
LERK
— leaving easy reach of keyboard
ADAD
— Another Day Another Dollar
VN
— Very Nice
MBS
— Mom Behind Shoulder
OCD
— tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
LFM
— Looking for More
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
CRA
— crazy
RE
— Hello Again
IRT
— In regards to
CO
— Conference
FFS
— For fucu's sake
TLS
— Transport Layer Security
PSA
— Public Show Of Affection
%*@:-)
— Freaking Out
DA
— father
NRG
— NRG Energy, Inc.
DK
— Don't known
(:&
— Angry
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
DEF
— Defence
LMAO
— Laughing my arse off
ADS
— Anti-Dragon shield
PBM
— Play By Mail
IHY
— I Hate You
NE
— Any
GIMME
— Give Me
OOP
— Out of Power
BNF
— Big Name Fan
WEALTH
— Ring of wealth
DERP
— silly
AFAIR
— As Far As I Remember
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
AEAP
— As Early As Possible
GLNG
— Good Luck Next Game
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
FNG
— Fucking New Guy
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
SIL
— Sister-In-Law
OOSOOM
— Out of Sight, Out of Mind
OBV
— Obviously
H&K
— Hugs and Kisses
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
AGS
— Armadyl Godsword
REQ
— Request
QED
— quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
WEG
— Wicked Evil Grin
BOFH
— Bastard Operator From Hell
OOI
— Out of Interest
PVP
— Player Versus Player
SITD
— Still In The Dark
CT
— City
APAC
— All Praise and Credit
OPM
— Other People's Money
8
— Ate
RT
— Real Time (R/T Preferred)
ACP
— Armadyl chestplate
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
FF
— Friends Forever
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
NECH
— Nechryael
2H2H
— too hot to handle
ADIH
— Another Day in Hell
BIBO
— Beer In, Beer Out
:-,
— Smirk
NE1
— Anyone
BST
— But Seriously Though
RT
— Roger That
;) ;-) ;>
— Winking happy faces
FBI
— Female Body Inspectors
SEP
— Someone Else's Problem
MOB
— Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
MHOTY
— My Hat's Off To You
BFG
— Big Friendly Giant
(:|
— tired
HW
— Hardware
QTPI
— Cutie pie
HISS
— Saradomin Hiss
XYZ
— eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
GH
— Good Hand
PTFO
— Pass the Freak Out
ESP
— Especially
HD
— Head
})I({
— butterfly
POTS
— Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
CTO
— Check This Out
C4N
— Ciao for Now
EOS
— End of Story
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
JIC
— Just In Case
ESS
— Elysian Spirit Shield
-0,06
— Not very clever
ED
— Erase Display
EM
— E-Mail
: @
— Shouting
FS
— Full Screen
AAS
— Alive and smiling
FTW
— Fuck The World
CMF
— Count My Fingers
WO
— Without
BCP
— Bandos Chestplate
LO
— Hello
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
CP
— Sleepy
N/A
— Not Acceptable
OOC
— Out of Character
BFFLNMW
— Best Friends for Life No Matter What
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
:-0 HBTU 0-:
— Happy Birthday To You
ATST
— At the Same Time
BFG
— Big Fucking Grin
RU
— Are You?
SHMILY
— See How Much I Love You
!
— Surprised
IONO
— I Don't Know
SFW
— Safe for Work
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
AA
— Always Afloat
AIH
— As It Happens
[{--CRAYON--]}>
— crayon (try in different colors)
MOO
— My Own Opinion
YHM
— You Have Mail
ADMIN
— ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
AFB
— Away from Brain
:-&
— Tongue Tied
FYM
— For Your Misinformation
FF
— Follow Friday
LD
— Later Dude
MNC
— Mother Nature Calls
RIMMY
— Rimmington
MOT
— Moment Of Truth
FUGLY
— Fucking ugly
911
— Emergency Services Phone Number
AYS
— Are You Serious?
FYA
— For Your Action
DWB
— Don't Write Back
CON
— Construction
<:)-
— Dunce
BLITZ
— Ice Blitz
AAK
— Alive and Kicking
RGDS
— Regards
;-)
— Wink (Original Smiley)
Y2K
— You're Too Kind
EL8
— elate
AFAP
— As Far As Possible
IUD
— Insert Usual Disclaimers
WDYMBT
— What Do You Mean By That?
BMG
— Be My Guest
LMTTA
— Leave Me the Fuck Alone
OTTOMH
— Off the top of my head
%-(
— Confused and unhappy
AAR
— At Any Rate
TCO
— Taken Care Of
:-X
— Biggy sloppy kiss
VENG
— Vengeance
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
:(
— Sad, without nose
ASLP
— Age Sex Location Picture
WOM
— Word of Mouth
MN8
— emanate
DNS
— Domain Name Server
DYK
— Do You Know
RTS
— Read the Screen
SWAK
— Sealed With A Kiss
FPS
— Frames per second.
RUOK
— Are you okay?
BFG
— Big Fucking Gun
MUSH
— Multi-User Shared Hallucination
TWSS
— That's What She Said
NES
— Nintendo Entertainment System
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
PVP
— Player Vs Player
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
SOB
— Son of a Bitch
*-)
— Shot to death
II
— I'm impressed
(:-)
— Smiling with helmet
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
4M
— from
AFFA
— Angels Forever Forever Angels
CIAO
— Goodbye (in Italian)
STW
— Search the Web
B/F
— Boyfriend
LTD
— Living the Dream
AOTA
— All of the Above
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
BOC
— But of Course
2G2BT
— Too Good To Be True
DING
— Gamer has reached a new level in the game
YOLO
— You Only Live Once
BIC
— Best in Class
B4U
— Before You
ENUF
— Enough
NAP
— Not A Problem
SOP
— Stay Off the Pipe
BII BII
— Bye-bye
BOP
— Bind on Pickup
YCT
— Your Comment To
CMB
— Combat Medical Badge
CL
— Clan Leader
FU
— Future Use
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
E
— Ecstasy
DN
— Down
:-( )
— Shocked
WT
— Without Thinking
:-X
— Small Kiss
2MRW
— tomorrow
NW
— No Way
BSALE
— Bank sale
HMS
— Hanging My Self
U
— You
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
AYEC
— At Your Earliest Convenience
LMNK
— Leave my name out
WTT
— Want To Trade
NERD
— National Establishment for Real Dorks
ATB
— All The Best
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
AB
— Armadyl boot
ASN
— Arcane stream necklace
IAC
— In Any Case
UGH
— Disgusted
MOF
— Matter of Fact
SOS
— Same Old Story
2G4
— Together
DMNO
— Dude Man No Offense
ATSL
— Along the Same Line
(_8^(!)
— Homer Simpson
BO
— Buzz Off
GG
— Good Games
B9
— benign
FORD
— Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FWB
— Friends with benefits
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
AFINIAFI
— A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
MMORPG
— Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
IFU
— I Fucked Up
:-) .
— I have an inny
CUL8ER
— See You Later
1DR
— I wonder
BCO
— Big crush on
MMF
— Make Money Fast
NOOB
— Newbie
ATYS
— Anything You Say
ICYDK
— In Case You Didn't Know
GBR
— Garbled Beyond Recovery
BITD
— Back in the Day
DIRTFT
— Do It Right The First Time
IMS
— I Am Sorry
2C4S
— Too cool for school
GOMB
— Get Off My Back
3:-O
— Cow
JASE
— Just Another System Error
OAO
— Over and Out
YKW
— You Know What
9
— nein
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
LAM
— Leave A Message
TYSO
— Thank you so much
SOH
— Sense Of Humor
GLLA
— Great Lovers Love Alike
CUL
— Catch You Later
FRED
— Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
OD
— Oh Dear
RBAY
— Right Back At You
CYL
— See You Later
GBY
— God Bless You
KOL
— Kiss on cheek
COH
— City of Heroes
JAM
— Just A Minute
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
BWTHDIK
— But What The Heck Do I Know...?
HACK
— To use something not in its intended manner.
86
— Out of
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
AATK
— Always At the Keyboard
BAC
— Back At Computer
FC
— Fingers Crossed
BYKT
— But You Knew That
JW
— Just wondering
MV
— Move
EULA
— End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
FDGB
— Fall Down Go Boom
FUD
— Fear, uncertainty and doubt
JO
— Jerking off
FSR
— For Some Reason
:-Q
— Smoker
CUNS
— See You In School
FTTB
— For The Time Being
8-O
— Shocked
BF
— Blast Furnace
KOL
— Kiss on Lips
KIS
— Keep It Simple
ETA
— Estimated time arrival
AYF
— All Your Fault
DA
— there
HAU
— How About You?
CSS
— can't stop smiling
YT
— You There?
BME
— Based on My Experience
AAYF
— As Always Your Friend
GP
— Grubani Peninsula
SD
— Sweet Dreams
KIX
— kicks
NWO
— No Way Out
AFA
— Away From Keyboard
1D10T
— Idiot
ALA
— As Long As
NFC
— No fucking clue
FSCK
— File System Check
4NIK8
— fornicate
SW
— So What?
WAG
— Wild Assed Guess
:-)
— Smile
PXT
— Please Explain That
TU
— Thank You
BS
— Big Smile
H/O
— Hold On
IDGI
— I Don't Get It
2MOZ
— Tomorrow
AIW
— As It Was
HMT
— Here's My Try
4YEO
— For Your Eyes Only
RX
— prescriptions
EQ
— EverQuest (game)
B2W
— Back to Work
KB
— Kick Butt
YSS
— You Suck Severely
DIAF
— Die in A Fire
4K
— fork
DINK
— Double Income No Kids
:-8(
— Condescending Stare
TDTM
— Talk Dirty to Me
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
JMOD
— Jagex moderator
NFI
— No Fucking Idea
MUD
— Multiple User Dungeon
OJ
— Orange Juice
:-!
— Foot In Mouth
NFW
— Not for Work
YR
— Yeah Right
GLHF
— Good luck have fun
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
QC
— Quick Chat
YTB
— You're The Best
JPYL
— Just Pulling Your Leg
COMP CAPE
— Completionist cape
AB2
— Abandoned floors set 2
LMC
— Let Me See
NEB
— Nebula)
CMU
— Crack Me Up
(( )):**
— Hugs and kisses
CATH, CATHY
— Catherby
1CE
— Once
YRS
— wires
2N
— tune
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
JOO
— you
(.)(.)
— Breasts
KJ
— Kill jacked
ABTA
— Good-bye
GAS
— Greetings and Salutations
C
— Cool Breeze
WILDY
— Wilderness
CUA
— Common User Access
1DRFL
— Wonderful
GGA
— Good Game All
BFI
— Bunch of Fucking Idiots
5N
— fine
ILY
— I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
ARC
— Arcane Spirit Shield
NMH
— Not Much Here
TLG
— The Living God
GTSY
— Glad To See You
BRBB
— Be right back *babe*
OJ
— Only Joking
WAD
— Without A Doubt
TFS
— Thanks for Sharing
YHL
— You Have Lost
YG
— Young Gentleman
BTHOOM
— Beats the Heck Out of Me
AAMOI
— As A Matter of Interest
AWYR
— Awaiting Your Reply
DBD
— Don't Be Dumb
KMT
— Kiss my tushie
CCB
— Chaotic crossbow
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
IPN
— I'm Posting Naked
TM
— Text Message
AFDA
— A Few Days Ago
CRZ
— Crazy
AMOF
— As a Matter of Fact
IDU
— I Don't Understand
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
OH
— Overheard
NFS
— Need For Speed
ITYM
— I Think You Mean
GLE
— Good Luck Everyone
BIH
— Burn in Hell
THNQ
— Thank You
:-)
— Happy
UTT
— Under The Table
BC
— Basket Case
PIC
— Picture
ORLY
— Oh Really?
?4U
— Question For You
NPS
— no problem sweetie
AH
— Armadyl-Helm
FYYSOS
— Fuck you, you sack of shit
DFL
— Dead freaking last
PERV
— pervert
TAFN
— That's All for Now
WUD
— What You Doing
WF
— Way Fun
ACD
— Alt Control Delete
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
KOC
— Kiss On Cheek
HAK
— Hugs And kisses
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
2BONO
— To Be or Not to Be
..._(:)-O
— Scuba diver blowing bubbles
DWM
— Divorced White Male
ABU
— All bugged up
WUWH
— Wish You Were Here
PMSL
— Pissing myself laughing
SWTDRMZ
— Sweet Dreams
LNK
— Love and Kisses
MOS
— Mother Over Shoulder
LRF
— Little Rubber Feet
AYTMTB
— And You're Telling Me This Because?
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
2CUTE
— too cute
ATT
— Attack
MGB
— May God Bless
AQUAS
— Aquanites
%-6
— Brain Dead
:-7
— Smirk
KTHX
— OK, Thanks
CD9
— Code 9: Parents Nearby
BT
— Between technologies
LWR
— Launch When Ready
:#)
— Drunk
YIU
— Yes I Understand
CBOW
— Crystal Bow
GYPO
— Get Your Pants Off
CFY
— Calling for You
RTFF
— Read The Fucking FAQ
YNK
— You Never Know
WH
— World Hopper
LUWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
6UL
— sexual
DKP
— Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
NS
— Nice Shot
MEM
— Member
FYA&E
— For Your Amusement and Edification
NTS
— Note to Self
YF
— Wife
YABA
— Yet Another Bloody Acronym
ROTFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
BMW
— Bought My Wife
BRBDGA
— Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
DAOC
— Dark Age of Camelot
19
— Zero Hand
CULA
— See You Later, Alligator
FXP
— File Exchange Protocol
BOOMS
— Bored Out of My Skull
LFG
— Looking for guard
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
GFC
— Going For Coffee :-)
BBIAW
— Be Back In A While
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
&:-)
— Smiling with curls
MM
— Market Maker
IMHO
— In My Honest Opinion
AFAYC
— As Far As You're Concerned
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
CRBT
— Crying Real Big Tears
VBS
— Very Big Smile
CUS
— Because
CNP
— Continuednext post
JM2C
— Just My 2 Cents
V
— Very
BTSOOM
— Beats The Shit Out Of Me
4F
— for fun
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
GA
— Go Ahead
HL
— Half Life
DIS
— Did I Say
WYP
— What's Your Problem?
GBTW
— Get Back to Work
YYSSW
— Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ARDY
— Ardougne
BBFBBM
— Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
AMBW
— All My Best Wishes
PCM
— Please Call Me
:-9
— Salivating
GJ
— Good Job
YWSYLS
— You Win Some, You Lose Some
HFAC
— Holy flipping animal crackers
AFAICR
— As Far As I Can Remember
GOI
— Get Over It
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
IYSS
— If You Say So
BLK
— BlackRock, Inc.
:-Þ
— Sticking out tongue
CW
— Castle Wars
GHP
— Good Hand Partner
IYQ
— I like you
<3
— I Love You(Original Smiley)
SLAP
— Sounds Like A Plan
BFD
— Big Freaking Deal
DU
— Don't understand
MMK
— okay?
Q&A
— Questions & Answers
GLG
— Goofy Little Grin
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
!-|
— Smiley with a black eye
BB
— Blue Base
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
PLD
— Played
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
BBNS
— Big bones
IMP
— I might be pregnant
INPO
— In No Particular Order
MUSM
— Miss You So Much (chat)
ASC
— Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
PO
— Piss Off
BBBG
— Bye Bye Be Good
H20
— water
SOHF
— Sense Of Humor Failure
AC
— Anti-Crash
COTFLGOHAHA
— Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
FXION8
— affectionate
WGAF
— Who Gives A Fuck?
HP
— Homepage
ATK
— At The Keyboard
(:-&
— Angry
AAP
— Always A Pleasure
4EVR
— Forever
F2F
— Flesh To Flesh
PASS
— Password
KO
— Knockout
ILBL8
— I'll be late
HUYA
— Head Up Your Ass
EOS
— End of Show
ITS
— Intense Text Sex
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
RYS
— Read Your Screen
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
CQC
— Close Quarters Combat
FTBOMH
— From the Bottom of My Heart
DH
— Dick Head
DHU
— Dinosaur hugs
SWAG
— Simple Wild Ass Guess
NIFOC
— Naked In Front Of Computer
LOA
— List of acronyms
IOH
— I'm Outta Here
BAXE
— Battleaxe
RTG
— Ready to Go
RBTL
— Read Between The Lines
DD
— Due Diligence
HOAS
— Hold On A Second
HIG
— How's It Going
DT
— Desert Treasure
2G4U
— To Good for You
GMTFT
— Great Minds Think for Themselves
DH
— Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
IAYL
— In A While
WP
— Wrong Person
JFGI
— Just Fucking Google It
BG
— Bad Game
SF
— Surfer Friendly
DS
— this
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
EL
— Evil Laugh
OD
— OverDose
BAMF
— Bad Assed Mother Fucker
ICQ
— I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
WK
— Week
LHSX
— Lets have sex
GGN
— Gotta Go Now
XLR8
— Accelerate
DXNRY
— Dictionary
AFU
— All Fucked Up
ITM
— In the Money
LNDN
— London
MEH
— Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
IMU
— I miss u
!O)
— Winking (Taking a peak)
WTF
— What The Freak
ISO
— In Support Of
ARMA
— Armadyl
VGC
— Very Good Condition
IME
— In My Experience
TTYL
— Type To You Later
CW
— Current Weight
LIC
— Like I Care
BL
— Belly Laugh
W
— Whatever
BFD
— Big fuck deal
FBOW
— For Better or Worse
WWJD
— What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
MT
— Empty
CU
— Cracking Up
8O
— Shocked
337
— From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
XS
— In excess of
GOP
— Great Orb Project
JAFO
— Just Another Fucking Observer
LMWIS
— Lick Me Where I Sweat
CFS
— Care for Secret
LSHTTARDML
— Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
PFM
— Pure Freaking Magic
BM&Y
— Between me and you
UR
— You Are
WYLASOMWTC
— Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
BROADS
— Broad-tipped bolts
4NK8
— Sex
EMMY
— Emerald
CRAP
— Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
BOK
— Bouquet
&-)
— Stoned
BG
— Bandos Gloves
AZ
— Armoured zombies
NMU
— Not Much, You?
NN
— Not Now
HHOJ
— Ha Ha Only Joking
:-I
— Indifferent
&&&/
— Pretzels
MM
— Sister
10
— Ten
:-O ZZ
— Bored
FM
— Fucking Magic
PSY
— Please Stop Yelling
NW
— next week
GLORY
— Amulet of glory
ARE
— Acronym-Rich Environment
MLM
— give the middle finger
SH
— Same Here
FMOD
— Forum moderator.
BSS
— Blessed Spirit Shield
LAQ
— Lame Ass Quote
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
BIOYN
— Blow It Out Your Nose
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
EVA
— Ever
NM
— No Message
LTS
— Laughing to self
KFY
— Kiss For You
ASAFP
— As Soon As Friggin Possible
DNR
— Dinner
GSOH
— Good Sense Of Humour
CBL
— Come Back Later
BN
— Bad news
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
BSAAW
— Big Smile And A Wink
BRAC
— Bracelet
FORD
— Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
R8
— Rate
FBI
— Full Blown Idiot
BB
— Bathroom break
RTFI
— Read The Fucking Instructions
HHOK
— Ha-ha, only kidding
WCA
— Who Cares Anyway
SMO; SMON
— Serious mode on
RT
— Retweet
4EAE
— ForEver And Ever
BTN
— Better Than Nothing
GS
— Good Shot
GGS
— Group gatestone
ESABATM
— Eat shit and bark at the moon
BMOTA
— Bite Me On The Ass
GTM
— Giggling to Myself
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
BOTD
— Birthright of the Dwarves
FAB
— Features-Attributes-Benefits
FTL
— Faster Than Light
AVS
— Aviansie
:P
— Stick your Tongue out
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
IUSS
— If You Say So
R
— Rare
CBALL
— Cannonball
SIS
— Snickering in silence
WUP
— What's Up
ASLMH
— Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
( :O (|)
— Homer Simpson
ROFLMAO
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
DUCWIC
— Do You See What I See?
WYLABOCTGWTR
— Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
DK
— Dagannoth Kings
XO
— Hugs and kisses
;-)
— Twinkle
KC
— Kill Count
D&C
— Duck and Cover
NVMD
— Nevermind
MITH
— Mithril
NTK
— Nice to Know
GOTCHA
— I get you
DEGT
— Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
TFN
— Thanks for Nothing
(:|
— Egghead
BYAM
— Between You And Me
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
ARG
— Argument
DOPE
— Drugs Oppress People Everyday
HLM
— he loves me
14AA41
— One for All and All for One
DGAF
— Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
FIF
— Fuck I'm Funny
DYHG
— Do you have a girlfriend?
DE
— Dead End
50
— Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
RTFC
— read the fucking code
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
BFAW
— Best friend at work
DK
— Dorgesh-Kaan
WAT
— What
(:-*
— Kiss
IIRC
— If I Remember Correctly
DBL8
— Don't be late
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
AITR
— Adult In The Room
F
— Female
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
BB
— Blue Baseball
DINK
— Dual Income No Kids
EVO
— Evolution
L2K
— Like to come
SFAIK
— So Far As I Know
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
FU2
— Fuck you too
BBSD
— Be Back Soon Darling
GSOAS
— Go Sit On A Snake
DCED
— disconnected
SOSDD
— Same Old Stuff Different Day
SRO
— Standing Room Only
JP
— Just playing
IBM
— Inadequate But Marketable
CUA
— Commonly Used Acronym
FAAK
— Falling Asleep At Keyboard
@==
— Atomic bomb
AA
— Alcoholics Anonymous
BBQ
— Barbeque
AMF
— Adios My Friends
BIF
— Before I Forget
FF
— Fish Flingers
F8
— Fate (as in "It's fate.")
DBAU
— Doing Business As Usual
SN
— Soon
ROTFLASTC
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
NS
— Nice
WL
— Whatta loser
BWL
— Bursting with laughter
DVS
— devious
FOGGING
— Playing Fist of Guthix.
AYW
— As you were
REX
— Dagannoth Rex
NECRO
— Necromancer
CY
— Calm Yourself
BASOR
— Breathing a sigh of relief
ATW
— All the Web
AFJ
— April Fool's Joke
CW
— Complete Wank
NFW
— No Fucking Way
SMH
— Scratching My Head
IHNO
— I Have No Opinion
:-(
— Sad
4
— Second Base
W4U
— Waiting for You
CAM
— Camera
MFD
— MultiFunction Device
SSDD
— Same Stuff Different Day
WYRN
— What's Your Real Name?
ITRW
— In The Real World
NC
— Nice Crib (Home)
AFAGAY
— A Friend As Good As You
RYO
— Roll Your Own
IMRU
— I Am, Are You?
BA
— Barbarian Assault
1
— One
DH AXE
— Dharok's Greataxe
AWGTHTGTTA
— Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
SUL
— See You Later
NSS
— No Shit, Sherlock
:OI
— Mouth Full
LLS
— Laughing like *silly*
IRSTBO
— It Really Sucks The Big One
WYS
— Whatever You Say
F2P
— Free-to-play
THR
— there
AC
— Acceptable Content
NE1 ER
— Anyone Here
CMON
— Come-On
TCOY
— Take Care Of Yourself
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
MOF
— Male or Female
AFAIR
— As Far As I Recall
IBM
— I Blame Microsoft
2WIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
NMP
— Not My Problem
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
DBEYR
— Don't Believe Everything You Read
GPF
— General Protection Fault
:-(0)
— Shouting
DM
— deathmatch
GR&D
— Grinning, Running and Ducking
B-)
— Sunglasses
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
KMA
— Kiss my *a*
ATS
— About to sprout
()
— Hugging
GI
— Good Idea
PDF
— Pretty Damn Funny
TTM
— To the Moderator
2LN
— toolin
AMD
— An Air Movement Device
HEX
— Hexcrest
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
NYM
— New York Minute
2EZ
— Too easy
:-~)
— Having a cold
CLAB
— Crying Like A Baby
GM
— Good Move
IAE
— In Any Event
ADIP
— Another Day in Paradise
NCG
— New College Graduate
BRASSY
— Verac's brassard
BCOY
— Big crush on you
NOOB
— New person
GTGB
— Got To Go, Bye
WRUD
— What Are You Doing
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
KIA
— Know It All
L2P
— Learn to play
DUM
— Do You Masturbate?
*W*
— wink
DUCT
— Did You See That
ANCIENTS
— Ancient Magicks
LRC
— Living Rock Caverns
SSDD
— Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
ZH
— Zamorak Halo
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
BMOTA
— Byte Me On The Ass
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
POOF
— Good-bye
:-J
— Tongue in cheek
411
— Local Telephone Information
FUBAR
— Fucked up beyond all recognition
AGN
— Again
MB
— Mamma's boy
TCB
— Take Care of Business
DNC
— Does Not Compute
MOTSS
— Member Of The Same Sex
OVA
— Overhead Value Analysis
MO
— Momentum on
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
CF
— Cluster Fuck
:-{}
— Blowing a Kiss
OI
— Operator Indisposed
IDGAF
— I don't give a *freak*
-:-)
— Punk
TNT
— dynamite
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
KOW
— Knock on Wood
POS
— Person Over Shoulder
FM
— Farming
BA6
— Basics
HAHA
— Laughing
FTASB
— Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
WTFWT
— what the fuck was that
:-?
— Tongue Sticking Out
WAM
— Wait A Minute
LOMLILY
— Light of My Life, I Love You
TAH
— Take A Hike
PWNED
— Owned
DAG
— Dagannoth
OOTD
— One of These Days
FUBAR
— Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
OOH
— Out of Here
THANQ
— Thank You
Q
— Queue
IMNSHO
— In My Not So Humble Opinion
CM
— Call Memory
KBD
— King Black Dragon
GFU
— Good for You
GWD
— God Wars Dungeon
BOL
— Battle of Lumbridge
8-P
— Yuck!
SOF
— Squeal of Fortune
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
LTM
— Laugh to Myself
*
— Kiss
AUTOER
— A bot user
EMFBI
— Excuse Me for Butting In
:{ }:
— Two people talking
6S
— success
DYFI
— Did you find it
BDC
— Big Dumb Company
MTFBWU
— May The Force Be With You
IANAL
— I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
BBSOL
— Be Back Sooner Or Later
AE
— area-effect
NQOCD
— Not Quite Our Class Dear
HILT
— Godsword hilt
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
NM
— Nothing Much
BIF
— Basis in Fact
DP
— Drop party
SB
— Should Be
SWALK
— Sent with A Loving Kiss
GM
— Good Match
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
:-O
— Appalled
GD
— Good duel
LHO
— Laughing Head Off
:-*
— Kissing Smiley
CHOP
— Clan Hopping
N00B
— Newbie
2HT2HNDL
— Too Hot To Handle.
CLS
— Chaotic longsword
DGN
— Dragon-Granite noob
AAK
— Asleep at Keyboard
KMB
— Kiss My Butt
INC
— INcoming Call
GMAB
— Give Me A Break
CID
— Crying in Disgrace
AYDY
— Are you done yet?
IBT
— In Between Technology
:-D
— Grinning
TIC
— Taken Into Consideration
%*}
— Inebriated
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
JML
— Join me later
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
BOB
— Back Off Bastard
GOL
— Giggle Out Loud
LOA
— List of Abbreviations
2MI
— Too Much Information
HV
— Have
DIC
— Drunk in Charge
BSK
— Berserker
4FRNFR
— Forever and Ever
MOOCH
— Freeload
BBIAS
— Be Back In A Second
CRB
— Come Right Back
GIRL
— Guy in Real Life
IYKWIMAI
— If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
AIW
— As It Were
GG
— Go Girl
L8RS
— Laters
(:-
— Unsmiley
PENG
— Penguin Hide and Seek
GG
— Brother
: (
— Sad
HEMMY
— Hemenster
FUA
— Frequently Used Acronym
TAS
— Taking A Shower
ABBR
— Abbreviation
:-K
— Puzzlement
GL/HF
— Good Luck, Have Fun
NFA
— No Flaming Allowed
RB
— Red Base
KNIM
— Know What I Mean
%-{
— Ironic
420
— Lets Get High
:-6
— Exhausted
HBO
— Home Box Office
CHICKEN
— Scared
NV
— envy
CYE
— Check your e-mail
STM
— Spank the Monkey
:-{>
— Smiley with mustache and beard
NTL
— NoneTheLess
NAT
— Nature rune
ILYFAE
— I Love You Forever and Ever
CHAT
— Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
/(00)/
— Spider
YD
— Yesterday
GFU
— General Fuck Up
CYM
— Check Your Mail
FB
— Fucking buddy
:-D
— Laugher
:~X
— Tongue tied
******@*
— Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
IMPOV
— In My Point of View
ZZZ
— Sleeping, Bored, Tired
2CB
— A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
SUM1
— Someone
AFAHMASP
— A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
CD-ROM
— Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
MOTO
— Master Of The Obvious
BWS
— Bandos warshield
RTFS
— Read the FucKing Source
VOLVO
— Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
JJA
— just joking around
SL
— Squad Leader
CRAWL
— To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
BAMF
— Bad *a* mother *f*
TMA
— Too Many Acronyms :-)
EMSG
— Email Message
DFS
— Dragonfire shield
WHIP
— Abyssal whip
:D/
— Dancing
GL2U
— Good Luck To You
AV8
— Aviate
MIHAP
— May I Have Your Attention Please
FRAG
— fragments
BWO
— Black White or Other
NADT
— Not A Darn Thing
ICBW
— I Could Be Wrong
G
— gee
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
PWN
— To own
MMFU
— My Mate Fancies You
CP
— Cross post
FTMFW
— For The Mother Fucking Win
FLMN
— Four letter mnemonic name
CSG
— Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
SMOP
— Small Matter of Programming
BOT
— Robot
DTR
— Define the Relationship
BNI
— Batteries Not Included
MURM
— Saradomin murmer
BPLM
— Big Person Little Mind
YTMND
— You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
OT
— Other Topic
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
NA
— No Access
P2P
— Pay to play
THT
— Think happy thoughts
8-)
— Smiling with Glasses
WOG
— Wise Old Guy
BMB
— bite my bum
IITYWTMWYKM
— If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
:-D
— Laughing
:-X
— Not saying a word
MKOP
— My Kind of Place
FPS
— For Pete's Sake
PHKR
— fucker
RTFM
— Read the Flippin Manual
2M2H
— Too much too handle
GAC
— Get A Clue
PZ
— peace
NO1
— No-One
TPC
— The Phone Company
KK
— Okey
TMA
— Take My Advice
:=
— Beaver
(%)
— Yin Yang
#:-O
— Shocked
BCOS
— Because
FICCL
— Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
:-*
— Bitter
BTDTGTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
LKIR
— Little kid in the room
CX
— Cancelled
KSC
— Kind of sort of chuckle
: - )…
— Drooling
GAS
— Got A Second
IF
— In (the) Front
CRPG
— Computer Role-Playing Game
DYFM
— Dude You Fascinate Me
TFTT
— Thanks for the Tip
ECTO
— Ectofuntus
TD2M
— talk dirty to me
URW
— You Are Welcome
KTHXBAI
— Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
G8
— Gate
YGTBKM
— You've Got to Be Kidding Me
KK
— Kalphite King
GFTD
— Gone For The Day
GUD
— Good
IMFL
— I'm Falling in Love
PESS
— Pure essence
P
— Partner
MBT
— Main Battle Tank
CIAO
— Good-bye
TCB
— Trouble Came Back
WWY
— Where Were You?
MAIN
— A player's main character
MTA
— Mage Training Arena
:-?
— Smoking a pipe
VIS, VISAGE
— Draconic Visage
%V
— Picasso
PFT
— Pretty *freaking* tight
GTFO
— Get the freak out
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
COF
— Cone of Fire
E123
— Easy As One, Two, Three
ND
— Nice double
VSF
— Very Sad Face
TLH
— Target Likelihood
WUF
— Where Are You From?
WE
— whatever
AFDB
— A Few Days Back
ALTG
— Act Locally, Think Globally
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
POSSLQ
— Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
8-)
— Bandit
2MORROW
— Tomorrow
GLA
— Good Luck All
FILF
— Father I'd like to fuck
NRN
— No response necessary
:-F
— Sticking out tongue
YSYD
— Yeah, Sure You Do
CDIWY
— couldn't do it without you
LLTA
— Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
ESAD
— Eat Shit And Die
BOB
— Back off buddy
IMS
— I Must Say
HHTYAY
— Happy Holidays To You And Yours
POP
— Post Office Protocol
DOS
— Defective Operating System
ROTM
— Right On The Money
RTFM
— Read the FucKing Message
TMK
— To My Knowledge
8:-)
— Glasses on head
NAK
— Not Acknowledged
GFI
— Go For It
DWISNWID
— Do What I Say Not What I Do
D:-)
— Smiling with cap
D:-)
— Wearing a baseball hat
%-)
— Dazed
IDGAD
— I Don't Give A Damn
BEOS
— Nudge
:-C
— Real Unhappy
TA
— Thanks Again
WAMKSAM
— Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
SOS
— Some over shoulder/same old situation
:-{)}
— Smile with moustache and beard
GPOY
— Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
SUYF
— Shut Up You Fool
BAS
— Big butt smile
BIB
— Boss is back
4PLA
— Foreplay
ASAYGT
— As Soon As You Get This
LUV
— Love Ur Voice
TBF
— Time Between Failures
ELE
— Elegant clothing
OOM
— Out Of Mana
LVM
— Left Voice Mail
%(|:-)
— Propeller-head
:-R
— Sticking tongue out
IMI
— I Mean It
:'-(
— Crying
LMTD
— Limited
RUT
— Are You There?
KIR
— Keep It Real
GD&RVVF
— Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
LTNC
— Long Time No See
YWHNB
— Yes, We Have No Bananas
SGS
— Saradomin Godsword
OTF
— On the Floor (laughing)
;-<>
— Drooling
KHUF
— Know How You Feel
ASB
— Attention Seeking Behaviour
@:)
— Elvis
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
PBOOK
— Phonebook
KC
— Keep Cool
HHB
— Hexhunter bow
@:-)
— Wearing A Turban
AOYP
— Angel on your pillow
GOWI
— Get On With It
FI
— Fall in
:-E
— Buck-toothed Vampire
DITYID
— Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
:-V
— Talking
MOMPL
— (One) Moment Please
WTFE
— What the Freak Ever
TT2T
— To Tired to Talk
BYOC
— Bring Your Own Computer (play On BYOB)
W
— Wink
TSWC
— Tell Someone Who Cares
WUW
— What U Want
:-Q~
— Smoking
GMBO
— Giggling My Butt Off
GWS
— Game was a success
IAT
— I Am Tired
SOL
— Shit Out Of Luck
PPP
— Petty Pet Peeve
SBCN
— Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
:-W
— Talking with two tongues
ADBB
— All Done Bye Bye
10C
— Tennesse
TT4N
— Ta Ta for Now
BITGOD
— Back in the Good Old Days
LYB
— Love You Babe
WKD
— Weekend
FAF
— Funny as *freak*
AFAIC
— As Far As I Am Concerned
GNOC
— Get naked on camera
:-)
— priest
IIUC
— If I Understand Correctly
GH
— Green Hills
2GETHA
— together
RSC
— Runescape Classic
:O)
— Clown
SOS
— Save Our Souls (Help!)
8-]
— Wow!
LESSER
— Lesser demon
CU2
— See You Too
ICFILWU
— I could fall in love with you
ABT2
— About To
M/F
— Male/Female
UL
— You Will
DUST
— Did You See That?
SPAM
— slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
ASAFP
— As Soon As Fucking Possible
FWB
— Friend With Benefits
FW
— Forward
IB
— In (the) Back
WDYK
— What Do You Know?
CYO
— See You Online
IKWUM
— I Know What You Mean
HPK
— Honour PKing
HH
— Hold Hands
DYLM
— do you like me
CMUTE
— commute
FBH
— Fucking Butter Heads
JP
— Jackpot
HT
— Home teleport
WDYWTTA
— What Do You Want To Talk About?
TLGO
— The List Goes On
:-M
— speak no evil
DR
— didn't read
IFYP
— I Feel Your Pain
ABRS
— Abbreviations
HAB
— Hot Asian Babe
LAW
— Law rune
:--------)
— Batman
CHINS
— Chinchompas
OAUS
— On An Unrelated Subject
AIMP
— Always In My Prayers
AOB
— Abuse of Bandwidth
IDI
— I Doubt It
B7
— Banned (B7=B&=Band)
ATSITS
— All the stars in the sky
IGN
— I Got Nothing
DDP
— Dragon dagger poisoned
:X
— Hear no evil
UV
— Unpleasant Visual
:-Ю~
— drooling
WRU
— Who Are You
BITMT
— But in the Meantime
GAP
— Got A Picture
FUBIO
— Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
BIOYIOP
— Blow It Out Your I/O Port
CMA
— Corrupted Morrigan's throwing axe
JAD
— Just Another Day
OYO
— On Your Own
SC
— Stay Cool
UDI
— Unidentified Drinking Injury
SQ
— Square shield
N2M
— Not Too Much
ES&D
— Eat Shit And Die
AA
— Ask About
COS
— Crown of Seasons
; )
— Wink
*S*
— smile
:-)=
— Smiling with a beard
ITSFWI
— If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
GD&R
— grinning, ducking and running
EOC
— Evolution of Combat
GRD
— Grinning, running and ducking
8-#
— Death
EDGE
— Edgeville
FWIR
— From what I remember
GTRM
— Going To Read Mail
BAY
— Back at ya
IJWTK
— I Just Want to Know
DUELY
— Duel Arena
NBIF
— No Basis in Fact
BRBB
— be right back bitch
DGT
— Don't go there
DD
— Dragon dagger
PW
— Persistent World
YD
— You'Re Dead
:{
— Having a hard time
TIC
— Tongue-In-Cheek
AWGTHTGT
— Are we going to have to go through this again?
COBOL
— Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
L2G
— Like to go
;(
— Crying
MZLTF
— mazel tov
ILICISCOMK
— I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
SETE
— Smiling Ear to Ear
BAO
— Be Aware Of
HMOFG
— Holy mother of fucking god
MRT
— Modified ReTweet
2H2F
— Too high to function
MU
— Miss Universe
POOF
— I have left the chat
BXPW
— Bonus XP Weekend
B10
— Beaten
PROGGY
— computer program
ROF
— Rolling On (the) Floor
RD
— Research and Development
ACDNT
— Accident
8-O
— Astonished
CD9
— Code 9, parents are around
;-Q
— Smoking smiley
JYYC
— Just Yanking Your Chain
WYSINWYG
— What You See Is Not What You Get
QS
— Quit Scrolling
CB
— Corporeal Beast
IDKY
— I Don`t Know You
GTE
— Teleport to the Group gatestone and end the dungeon
MFG
— More Friendly Garbage
CLUE
— Clue scroll
STFW
— Search The Fucking Web
:-X
— in love
GDW
— Grin Duck and Wave
JW
— Jumping worlds
GT
— Good Try
HTB
— Heavens To Betsy (for the older crowd)
EMFJI
— Excuse Me For Jumping In
:-}
— Mischievous smile
YTG
— You're the greatest
LMSO
— Laughing My Socks Off
NAZ
— Name, Address, Zip
MEH
— so-so
CUA
— See You Around
LISP
— Lost in Stupid Parenthesis
#:-)
— Messy Hair
ADCTD2UV
— Addicted To Love
IBTD
— I Beg To Differ
&:-)
— Curly Hair
GSB
— Gravite shortbow
EEK
— Eagle-eye kiteshield
ELE
— Chaos Elemental
GL&GH
— good luck and good hunting
WAB
— What A Bummer
GMV
— Got My Vote
"8*#
— drunk
:-J
— Smirk
JDI
— Just Do It
SBT
— Sorry 'Bout That
FFPN
— Fresh fields and pastures new
IGTP
— I Get The Point
FOAD
— Freak Off And Die
EOQ
— End Of Quote
AB, AB-ER
— Anti-ban, Anti-botter
DF
— Don't even go there
IOTTMCO
— Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
2BH
— to be honest
>U
— screw you!
SK8R
— Skater
:~-(
— Crying
7
— Seven Deadly Sins
NEWB
— Newbie
CSW
— can't see why
IMOW
— In My Own Words
HO
— Hold Over
IC
— In-Character
MB
— Maybe Baby
YM
— You're welcome
AIS
— As I Said
:-'
— Undecided
FTBSITTTD
— Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
IGGP
— I Gotta Go Pee
DUCWIM
— Do You See What I Mean?
GV
— Group Vengeance
GJIAGDVYCN
— Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
LS
— LootShare
IANALBIPOOTV
— I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
SAHM
— Stay At Home Mom
8-[
— Frayed nerves
8:-)
— Little Girl
FYIFV
— fuck you, I'm fully vested
:=)
— Two noses
ASIG
— And so it goes
FROST
— Frost Dragon
B/W
— Between
=(_8^(1)
— Homer Simpson
IHTFP
— I Have Truly Found Paradise
LOLERSKATES
— Laugh Out Loud Skates
DHTML
— Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
NET
— Internet
FTFTFWMF
— Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
BRBS
— Be Right Back Soon
:-R
— Raspberry
VGH
— Very Good Hand
NHL
— National Hockey League
WEED
— Marijuana
SNERT
— Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SSINF
— So stupid it's not funny
G2R
— Got to Run
TK
— Tcl-based Toolkit
GR
— Ghostly Robes
YKWYCD
— You Know What You Can Do
@}---,---
— A rose
DFTT
— Don't Feed the Trolls
RCB
— Royal Crossbow
=^D
— Big grin
ACE
— marijuana cigarette
<]:-O)
— Goofy witch
GD&W
— grin, duck and wave
CAM
— Camelot
BOF
— Boring Old Fart
ROFLOL
— Rolling on floor laughing out loud
FRAW
— Free raws
9
— Parent is watching
AIIC
— As If I Care
GR
— Good Race
TXT
— Text
NS
— Nice score
ZZZZ
— Sleeping
HLF
— High level forums
:X
— Kissing Smiley
WGS
— While Guthix Sleeps
CA
— Chaos altar temple
WLUMRYME
— Will you marry Me?
IHTFP
— I Hate This Fucking Place
DGA
— Digital Guardian Angel
IITYWIMIWHTKY
— If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
**POOF**
— bye
:-{)
— Smile with moustache
AQAP
— As Quick as Possible
DS
— Double Shot
IUTHALORFH
— I Used to Have A Lot of Respect for Her
6UAL
— Sexual
(_8(|)
— Homer Simpson
LDTTWA
— Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LBAY
— Laughing Back at You
ISS
— I Said So
MOSS
— Member of Same Sex
LSP
— LootShare potential
KITE
— Kiteshield
:-|
— Determined
GG
— Gotta Go
JMC
— Join my clan
AMF
— All My Fault
ABITHIWT
— A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
WUWT
— What's Up With That?
ATW
— At The Weekend
BOSMKL
— Bending over smacking my knee laughing
SIT
— Stay in Touch
NWOBHM
— New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
(((((NAME)))))
— hug
99
— Parent No Longer Watching
:-{
— Mustache
(:>])( )( )
— Snowman
MSMD
— Monkey See Monkey Do
BCBS
— Big Company Big School
*G*
— Giggle
OJ
— Obligatory Joke
:-||
— Angry (Original Smiley)
DIS
— Disrespect
LOPSOD
— Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
GFETE
— Grinning from Ear To Ear
MSB
— Magic shortbow
IHA
— I Hate Acronyms :-)
LONH
— Lights on Nobody Home
PS
— Photoshop
RAT
— Remotely Activated Trojan
L33T
— Elite
AIR
— As I recall
DW
— Darling wife
TSR
— Totally Stuck in RAM
ADMINR
— Administrator
OG
— Original Guild
ANFAWFOW
— And now for a word from our web sponsor
:-~|
— A cold
:-O
— Mouth Open
FROOB
— Free-to-play noob.
:P~~
— Drooling
HP
— Health Points
N/S
— no shit
:-||
— Very angry
GSOH
— Good Salary, Own Home
UNEEK
— unique
AGKWE
— And God Knows What Else
IHU
— I Hate You
GS
— Good split
MAGE
— Magic skill
TTB
— Trips to bank
FUM
— Fucked Up Mess
LONG
— Longsword
RFD
— Recipe for Disaster
:-<
— Cheated
JAM
— Just A Moment
DILLIGAS
— Do I look like I give a sugar
..|..
— Giving someone the middle finger
MMFL
— Meet me for lunch
ROFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
DILLIGAF
— Do I look like I give a *freak*?
$-)
— Money Eyes
TSR
— Totally Stupid Rules
MGT
— Move gatestone
=;
— talk to my hand
PTKFGS
— Punch the Keys for God's Sake
RQ
— RageQuit
SOT
— Short Of Time
(:-)
— Big Face
IMVHO
— In My Very Humble Opinion
ZOMG
— Zerg! Oh My God!
HHO1/2K
— Ha-ha, only half kidding
— Grin
KPC
— Keeping Parents Clueless
INAL
— I'm Not a Lawyer
GM
— General Maintenance
GM
— Got Milk?
:/I
— No smoking
86
— Over
ANFAWFOS
— And Now a Word From Our Sponsor
OU
— I owe you
FREM
— Fremennik
RPG
— Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
G/F
— girlfriend
O
— Over
G1
— Good One
LSHMBH
— Laugh so hard my belly hurts
:-@!
— Cursing
FOTFLOL
— Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
ITYK
— I thought you knew
BIC
— Back In Character
PCMCIA
— People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
:-.)
— Cindy Crawford
EZ
— Easy Zapping
NR
— Nice Roll
SHILO
— Shilo Village
ONL
— Online
LGR
— Little Girl's Room
(Y)
— liking
DBONES
— Dragon bones
CRBT
— Crying Really Big Tears
:-#
— Razes
FV
— Front View
NOYFB
— none of your fucking business
LAMER
— A know-nothing, one who is lame.
GTFOOMF
— Get the fuck out of my face
F/F
— face to face
:-(
— disappointed face
GDR
— Grinning, ducking, and running
IIT
— Is It Tight?
****
— Popcorn
2G4U
— Too good for you
FU
— *Freak* you
GM
— General Maintenance Aptitude Area
MOT
— Mug of Tea
RLF
— Real Life Friend
IIT
— I'm Impressed Too
GD&RF
— Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GMACE
— Granite Mace
/8^{~
— Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
STR8N
— straighten
OS/2
— Operating System 2
OVR
— OVeRlay
CIO
— Cut It Out
MIRL
— Meet in Real Life
=|:-)=
— Uncle Sam
YW
— You are welcome
BTTT
— Back To The Top
D
— Diathermy
&-|
— Crying
IEF
— It's Esther's Fault
C-P
— Sleepy
LIFE
— Ring of life
DOS
— Dozing Off Soon
CLD9?
— Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
:-]
— Blockhead
LMFAO
— Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
IIR
— If I Recall
YCMU
— You Crack Me Up
:8)
— Pig
=:-O
— Scared
PHD
— Push Here Dummy
10QS
— thanks
SCSI
— System Can't See It
MAXED
— reached level
ABFL
— A Big Fat Lady
IHTG
— I Have To Go
FTM
— Forget the Manual
IBTL
— In Before the Lock
DGAF
— Don't give a *freak*
LEGS
— Platelegs
JJWY
— Just Joking with You
IDGABTT
— It Don't Get Any Better Than This
MD
— Melee Distance
IBRB
— I Will Be Right Back
DUR
— Do You Remember
MUBAR
— Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
:-{)
— With a moustache
:**:
— Returning kiss
:-6
— Exhausted, Wiped Out
IIWM
— If It Were Me
AOAS
— All of A Sudden
%-)
— silly
IAWTP
— I Agree with This Post
QBD
— Queen black dragon
<|-)
— Chinese
KYPO
— Keep Your Pants On
RG
— Re-group
SWG
— Scientific Wild Guess
CMXI
— 911
IANAE
— I Am Not An Expert
PL8
— Plate
RLR
— Earlier
:-"
— Whistling
HH
— Hellhounds
:-)8:
— Woman
(_X_)
— Sore Bum
FIMH
— Forever in My Heart
>;->
— Lewd Remark
MOOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
CMMN
— Communication
URTM
— You Are the Man
DL
— Darklight
BHOF
— Bald Headed Old Fart
ILICISCOMK
— I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
PAL
— Parents Are Listening
FIIK
— Fuck If I Know
:-S
— Don't know what to say
TTYLMF
— Talk to You Later My Friend
NE
— Anyway
%-}
— Dizzy
(.)(.)
— Ms. Dos
COFS
— Church of Scientology
WRK
— Work
AFIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
NUTN
— Nothing
SAR
— Some Assembly Required
FM
— Fine Magic
GGMSOT
— Gotta get me some of that
TINC
— There Is No Cabal
<:-|
— Monk
C-T
— City
WITW
— What in the World?
AAK
— Always at keyboard
IJWTS
— I Just Want To Say
ZMG
— Oh My God
?
— I don't understand what you mean
SIHTH
— Stupidity is hard to take
:-) )-:
— Masking theatrical comments
RTFB
— Read The Fucking Book
BFG
— Big Freaking Grin
ISDN
— It Still Does Nothing
KMSMA
— Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
10SE
— Tennesse
HAGS
— Have A Good Summer
B
— Before
BOM
— bitch of mine
PRW
— Parents Are Watching
LARGE
— Full helm, Large dungeoneering floor
CAD
— ctrl-alt-delete
INMP
— It's Not My Problem
POT
— Potion
N2M
— Not to Mention
LBS
— Leaf-bladed sword, Leaf-bladed spear
IWIAM
— Idiot wrapped in a moron
MWBRL
— More Will Be Revealed Later
AFCPS
— Any Fool Can Plainly See
GD
— Green Dragon
TTTT
— To Tell The Truth
F2P
— Free to Play
PPU
— Pending pick-up
WIT
— Wordsmith In Training
FAY
— *Freak* all you
:-P
— Tongue sticking out
EWI
— Emailing While Intoxicated
N
— In
LSED
— loot shared
LOOL
— Laughing Outragously Out Loud
:(
— Frown
(8-{)}
— Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
TOTL, TTL
— total
>:D<
— hugging
:`-(
— Crying
BTFM
— Beats the Funk out of Me
AISB
— As It Should Be
PMSL
— Pee myself laughing
CSY
— Can't Stop Yawning
G2H
— Gravite 2h sword
FBUGLY
— Fucking Butt Ugly
UDR
— other
CR
— Chaotic rapier
HERB
— Herblore
POAHF
— Put on A Happy Face
BS
— Bow strings
DILLIGAS
— Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
GF
— Grandfather
######:O)
— Marge Simpson
OOTO
— Out of the office
WH5
— Who, what, when, where, why
AIMB
— As I Mentioned Before
% {
— Lost a Fight
FBI
— Fucking Brilliant Idea
JAFO
— Just Another Fucking Onlooker
20
— Location
MEZ
— Mesmerize
WOL
— Wake-On-LAN
CRE8
— Create
$-)
— Won the lottery
TSH
— Tripping So Hard
NL
— not likely
*<|:O)>
— Santa Claus
TFTF
— Thanks for the Follow
(((H)))
— Big Hug
#-O
— Doh!
D
— Dragon
HEAT
— High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
:*
— Kiss
YL
— you 'll live
KS
— Korasi's sword
CIM
— CompuServe Information Manager
NANA
— Not now, no need
(_)3
— beer mug
DWBH
— Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
FUD
— Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
:0
— Surprised
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
%- )
— Confused
STFU
— Shut The Fucked Up
MDIAC
— My Dad is a cop
KELDA
— Keldagrim
:-]
— Smile
OTB
— Off To Bed
C&B
— Crash and Burn
RS2
— Runescape 2
CI$
— Compu$erve Information Service
DD
— Dreaded Disease
FOS
— Freedom Of Speech
<:-)
— nun
FUBAB
— Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
DZRV
— deserve
CERT
— Certification Point
MOSSIE
— Mosquito
DDS
— Dragon Dagger (P )
HD
— Hold down
:-/
— Confused
(:-D
— Blabber Mouth
LOLOL
— Laughing Out Loud On-Line
PTB
— Please Text Back
TQ
— Te Quiero
WWW
— World Wide Waiting
ORT
— Anagogic ort
GGFN
— Gotta Go for Now
DMN
— demon
IIMAD
— If it Makes Any Difference
;;)
— flirt
( ):^)
— Marge Simpson
,-)
— Winking Smiley. You don't mean it, even if you are joking
WRU@
— Where are you at?
IMBL
— It must be love
8:]
— A Gorilla
ROFLCOPTER
— Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
IFVB
— I Feel Very Bad
DR
— Doctor
LFD
— Left for day
TDS
— Tormented demons
LL&P
— Live Long and Prosper
TAFT
— That's A Frightening Thought
LMHO
— laughing my head off
SNL
— Suicide no leech
SWAK
— Sent with A Kiss
8
— Guide for Development of State and Local Emergency Operations Plans
LHM
— Lord Help Me
(O.O)
— Owl
LBR
— Little Boy's Room
AFDN
— Any Fucking Day Now
GSP
— Game Service Provider
HP
— Hitpoints
PRON
— pornography
EWI
— E-mailing While Intoxicated
IMSB
— I Am So Bored
PITA
— Pain in the *butt*
IMHO
— In My Holy Opinion
W3
— World Wide Web
G
— Giggle
FRZ
— Freakin'Religious Zealot
ASOP
— assistant system operator
LPOT
— Lobster pot
HAGU
— Have A Good 'Un
2-9T
— tonight
IGP
— I Gotta Pee
AWC
— After Awhile Crocodile
:-&
— Sick
TFF
— Too Freaking Funny
DILLIGAD
— Does It Look Like I Give A Damn
:( )
— shouting
IBN
— I'm bucked naked
PMYMHMMFSWGAD
— Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
#-)
— Partied All Night (Original Smiley)
ICCL
— I Could Care Less
SHIT
— Sure Happy It's Thursday
FRAG
— To kill another player
JFGI
— Just Freaking Google It
NIMQ
— Not in My Queue
HOT4U
— hot for you
BL8D
— belated
CAD
— Control Alt Delete
:-[
— Vampire
BIO
— Bathroom break
CYAL8R
— See You Later
AIAMU
— And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
:-D~
— Heavy smoker
FLA
— four-letter acronym
(:-{~
— Beard - Long
FISHDO
— Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
WEP
— Weapon
GLGH
— Good luck and good hunting
MOSS
— Member Of The Same Sex
QS
— Quick Start
$-0
— Writer only talks money
BHL8
— Be home late
;^)
— Smirking
IHAIM
— I Have Another Instant Message
GNE1
— Good night everyone
LOML
— Light Of My Life
WYGIWYPF
— What You Get Is What You Pay For
#:-)
— From a person with matted hair
CTS
— CHANGING THE SUBJECT
4SALE
— For sale
WAI
— What an Idiot
MUNG
— Mash Until No Good
PHD
— Piled Higher and Deeper
VSC
— Very Soft Chuckle
NAK
— Nursing at keyboard
TIAD
— Tomorrow Is Another Day
LAGNAF
— Lets All Get Naked and Fool
GOS
— Gay Or Straight
IMTM
— I am the man
GIWIST
— Gee, I Wish I Said That
URH
— You are hot
SME1
— Some One
NF
— Nucking Futs
RTNTN
— Retention
WYSLPG
— What You See Looks Pretty Good
IMBO
— In My Bloody Opinion
:-{}
— Lip stick
IFAB
— I Found A Bug
TW
— Team Work
WT
— What?
HMWK
— Homework
TSDMC
— Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
:-@
— French Kiss
OMIK
— Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
FFS
— For *freak'*sakes
BASIC
— Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
OMDB
— Over My Dead Body
FIWDIM
— Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
&:-)
— Bad Hairday
THX, THN
— Thanks
10SION
— tension
WNDITWB
— We Never Did It This Way Before
FBFR
— FaceBook friend
PW
— Pathetic Wanker
IARTPFWTSIOWIM
— I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
SG
— Soulgazer
LAG
— slow Internet speeds
LURKER
— Someone who frequents a Usenet group without participating in discussions
TOJ
— Tears of Joy
OMW
— Oh my word
HHIS
— Hanging Head In Shame
&: )
— Curly haired smiling girl
*^_^*
— Huge Dazzling Grin
BFG
— Big fuck grin
KOS
— Kid Over Shoulder
VWD
— Very Well Done
GLE1
— Good Luck Everyone
GAB
— Getting A Beer
LOLH
— Laughing out loud hysterically
PDOMA
— Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
(:-)
— Bald smiley
DIAFYO
— Did I Ask for Your Opinion
AAF
— As a matter of fact
: [
— sad
(-:
— Left handed smile
ASLA
— Age/sex/location/availability
(-.-)
— Sleeping
FBTW
— Fine Be That Way
:-( )
— Smiling with mouth open
CDBF
— Chaos Dwarf Battlefield, the location of Chaos dwarf hand cannoneers.
(8-)
— Homer Simpson
PK
— Player Killer
AT
— At Your Terminal
?-(
— Black Eye
:Z
— Sick
TNL
— To Next Level
IAAL
— I Am A Lawyer
LMTO
— Laughing My Tampon Out
CITI
— Clan Citadels
HTH
— Happy to Help
HDYWTDT
— how do you work this dratted thing
2C4U
— to cool for you
FUBB
— Fouled Up Beyond Belief. Polite version. An old acronym that is just as useful today as when first devised. Probably originated in the 2nd World War.
MOOS
— Member of Opposite Sex
POW
— Prisoner of war
GTGP
— Got to Go Pee
GD/R
— Grinning, ducking, and running
:-)))
— Very Happy
ILBCNU
— I'll be seeing you
DRK
— Dark Red Kidney Bean
SICNR
— Sorry I Could Not Resist
STIII/ST-SFS
— Star Trek, Search for Spock
B/G
— Background
IE
— Id Est (that is)
X-(
— Just died
:^D
— Happy, approving
MUAH
— Multiple unsuccessful attemptshumor
MOM
— Mysterious Old Man
ADS
— Aim Down Scope
TWT
— Twat!
PTO
— U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
W/B
— Welcome Back
&:-)
— Ace Ventura
HYLMS
— hate you like my sister
GLG
— Good Looking Girl
HMS
— HOME MADE SMILEY
-(
— Shot Between The Eyes
BLING
— Overly flashy jewelry
FOS
— Full of crap
CN
— Seen
YIC
— Yours in Christ
HIOOC
— Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
YA
— Yet Another
(((((:-{=
— Rave Dude
HNL
— Hole nother level
GLBT
— Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
CAS
— Crack A Smile
LTR
— Learn to Read
:-(E
— Sloppy eater
:O
— or realization of an error
PCYLIHOONL
— Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
ISEN
— Internet Search Environment Number
ICUR
— I See You Are
FY&TSYRIO
— Fuck You and The Sysop You Rode In On
TMB
— Tweet Me Back
IMPE
— In My Personal Experience
LOA
— Love on Arrival
2M8O
— tomato
ST
— Starting Weight
(:::X:::)
— Plaster
I2
— I too
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Her
SYT
— See You Tonight
LHSO
— Let's Have Sex Online
:D
— big smile
MBO
— Laughing My Butt Off
*<|:-)
— Santa Claus
THNX 1.0
— Thanks a Million
8-)
— Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
NC
— New Conglomerate
NG
— New Game
LDO
— Like, duh obviously
TP
— Team Player
CIS
— CompuServe information system
HHOS
— Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
IANAC
— I Am Not A Crook
ROFLMAOWTIME
— ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
:-)8
— Dolly Parton
(U)
— Unstrung, unenchanted, uncharged, etc
STYS
— Speak to You Soon
BRBGTGP
— Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
%-|
— Been Up All Night
>: - (
— Angry, yet sad
:-)
— doctor
PICK
— Pickaxe
QQ
— crying eyes
IIMA
— If I May Ask
HOHA
— HOllywood HAcker
:C
— Very Sad Smiley
HLA
— Hola
DNT
— Don't
CAB
— Taxi
RME
— Rolling My Eyes
LOLWTF
— Laughing out loud "What the *freak*?"
>:-(
— Angry
PRT
— Party
2M2T
— Too much to type
IAO
— I am out
(:-(
— Very Unhappy
SMPF
— Shit My Pants Funny
O
— Over to You
:-O
— Surprised
>: -|
— Cross
YM
— You Mean ...
TERRY
— Spirit terrorbird
BF
— Brain fart
T
— Think Positive
SBTA
— Sorry, Being Thick Again
EIP
— Editing in progress
EZY
— Easy Jet
NFS
— Not For Sale
HWS(PEST)
— Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
GGU2
— good game you two
MOI
— Message of Intent
DYOFDW
— Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
:-((
— Really Sad
PB
— Pernix boots
((()))
— Lots of hugging
C
— Cool
FOTCL
— falling of the chair laughing
EIE
— Enough Is Enough (Great Falls, VA)
MIPS
— Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS
— Meaningless Information Per Second
MA
— Mobilising Armies
GGP
— Gotta Go Pee
1336
— Gamer that is new
IUM
— If You Must
:-)~
— Tongue sticking out
ALLWANSU
— All I want is You
FOAG
— Fuck Off And Google
SSH
— Shadow Silk Hood
HF
— Hello Friend
S
— Smile
FOT
— Full Of Tripe
HYT
— height
TG
— Thank goodness
IA8
— I already ate
GD&ARVVF
— grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY FAST!
:-<>
— Surprised
BMW
— Big Money Wasted
:-(=)
— Message from a person with big teeth.
QL
— Quit Laughing
:^O
— Liar Liar
LSV
— Language, Sex, Violence
C/P
— Cross Post
CRZ
— Cruise
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasurable
SELFIE
— A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
IDGW
— in a good way
8-)
— Zombie
DGA
— Don't go anywhere
CSA
— Cool Sweet Awesome
2MFM
— to much for me
MMFD
— Meet me for dinner.
GGOH
— Gotta Get Out of Here
CD-ROM
— Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CMB
— Combat Maneuver Bonus
RA
— Research Assistant
:-&
— Writer only want to hear himself
DOOD
— dude
LAMER
— Gamer that abuses game play with others
FIIOOH
— Forget It I'm Out of Here
AYV
— Are You Vertical
:@
— screaming
DTC
— Damn This Computer
WYGIWYG
— What You Get Is What You Get
MOI
— Method of Injury
EEE
— Enhanced excalibur
4AYN
— for all you know
:'
— Crying
GD&RAFAP
— grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
NUB
— New Person To A Site, Game Or Venture (Newbie)
SITCOMS
— Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
):-)
— Smiley With Hair
EZ
— Easy Listening
RFH
— Rune Full Helm
>:-)
— Mischievous devil
MOI
— Moments of Insanity
>>: -)
— A Klingon
~:O
— baby
LP
— Login/Password
ZOMG
— Zoh My God
Q
— Question
>:-@!
— Angry and swearing
I&I
— Intercourse & Inebriation
BYOP
— Bring Your Own Paint
SWORD
— Swordfish
GFR
— Grim File Reaper
MUD
— Multi User Domain
DLBBB
— Don't let the bed bugs bite
IUTHALORFH
— I Used to Have A Lot of Respect for Him
LHOS
— Lets Have Online Sex
HVH
— Heroic Violet Hold
BBBG
— Bye-bye, be good
FUBAR
— Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
IAAA
— I Am An Accountant
ICAM
— I Couldn't Agree More
EI
— Eat it
TWMA
— Till We Meet Again
:-S
— Makes No Sense
L33T
— Leet
=:-H
— Football player
JH
— Jackhammer
><:>
— A Turkey
GWHTLC
— Glad we had this little chat
L:)
— Wearing hat sideways
EOD
— End Of Debate
MUNG
— MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
LSV
— Language, sex and violence
FAB
— Features/attributes/benefits
OLL
— Online Love
8)
— Frog
8(:-)
— Mickey Mouse
QIK
— Quick
RFS
— Really fucking soon
:-)~~~~
— French Kiss
GW
— Goal Weight
LSHIPMP
— Laughing So Hard I Pissed My Pants
8-)
— Masked Man.
ILTNMMAMOTC. HYCFAPMSFTJ
— I'd like to nominate Mike Meyer as moderator of that conference. Honestly you couldn't find a person more suited for the job.
DITUIHIBMSL
— Did I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately
CSS
— Counter-Strike Source
HW
— Hardware Wars
(//_')
— emo
IGNORE
— Ignore list
ROFLOL
— Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
FFRD
— Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
*<<<<
— Christmas Tree
GMBA
— Giggling My Butt Off
BB
— Bebi / Baby
CM@TW
— catch me at the web
QSO
— Conversation
=P~
— Drooling
:-3
— Handlebar Mustache
TUI
— Turning You in
YVM
— you're very welcom
):-)
— Unibrow
KOK
— Knock Out Kings
FIAT
— Finds It Appalingly Tasteless
(:)-)
— scuba diver
:-)---
— Thin, skinny
:-#
— Lips are Sealed
:-|
— Board
4
— Afghan afghani
ROTM
— Ritual of the Mahjarrat
YR
— Your Room
DNC
— Do not compute
LMFAO
— Laughing my freaking *a* off
,,L,
— the finger
Y
— Yaw
QS10
— question
FYT
— Fight Your Ticket
SUTH
— So use to haters
WTM
— Who's the man
<)<)<)
— Slices of pizza
GTSY
— Great to See You
PML
— Piss Myself Laughing
RKBA
— Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
OFN
— Old Fucking News
<|:O)
— Clown
8<:-)
— Wizard
MMHA2U
— My Most Humble Apologies To You
GMC
— Garage Man's Companion
(:-
— Blank Expression
BIOYA
— Blow it out your *a*
AYW
— As you want
DFLA
— Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
B-)
— Wearing Glasses
N/M
— Never Mind
DU
— do you
TM
— Thread Mangler
GBH&K
— Great Big Hugs & Kisses
5:O
— Elvis
LIMH
— laughing in my head
YGBKM
— You've got to be kidding me
ITRO
— In the Reality of
:-<
— Very sad
ROFLOLWTIME
— Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
YR
— Why Are
)8-)
— Scuba Diver
(::()::)
— band aide
2GETHER4EVA
— together forever
PLSE
— Please Elaborate
FUD
— Face up deal
ETE
— ear to ear
8-}
— crazy
RWT
— Real World Trading
AGAN
— As Good As New
:O
— Singing
OUSU
— Oh, You Shut Up
X
— Exchange
FW
— Freeware
:-C
— Really Unhappy
SARA
— Saradomin
URYY4M
— You Are Too Wise For Me
IASTIHTTYT
— I am surprised that I have to tell you that
AFRO
— Natural bush-like hairstyle
MLB
— Major League Baseball
:-S
— That is really disgusting
SIIN
— Shit if I Know
VBL
— Visible Bra Line
(: )
— Bald smiley
;^)
— Winking
:O)
— Smiley with a big nose
J/O
— Jack Off
LLGB
— Love, later, God bless
IAG
— I Am Gay
TMTH
— Too Much to Handle
KIS(S)
— keep it simple (stupid)
YRG
— You Are Good!
AF
— April Fool's
2CUL
— to cool
G4C
— Going For Coffee
IAG
— It's All Good
3:]
— Pet Dog
HHOS
— ha ha, only seriously
WE
— WeekEnd
DWF
— Dark Warriors'Fortress
LF1M
— Looking for 1 more
IDGARA
— I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
FTL
— For the Loss
AOM
— Age of Majority
(|X0||)
— Big Mac
ILIWTPCT
— I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
LHU
— Lord Help Us
SLIRK
— Smart Little Rich Kid
AASHTA
— As Always Sheldon Has the Answer
TMOT
— Trust Me On This
:)
— Happy Smile
%*@:-(
— Hungover with headache
UCMU
— You Crack Me Up
TMFA
— Too many fucking acronyms
CYEP
— Close Your Eyes Partner
LNT
— lost in translation
SKIRT
— Plateskirt
%%-
— lucky
|-O
— Yawning
TOG
— Tears of Guthix
4
— Quad
:-) ,
— I have an outy
>:-<
— Angry
HSIK
— How Should I Know?
:(
— Expresses unhappiness
:)
— smiling face
HHO12K
— Ha ha, only half kidding)
IAMF
— It's All My Fault
TPS
— This Program Sucks
THTH
— To Hot to Handle
*H*
— hug
FIIN
— Fuck if I Know
IIWM
— If it Were Mine
N/M
— Nothing Much
FU
— fucked up
GD&RVF
— grinning, ducking and running very
GIAR
— Give It A Rest
IDST
— I Didn't Say That
OTW
— On the Whole
:-~)
— Got a flew
2C4SKOOL
— to cool for school
:-(*)
— Makes Me Sick
BYU
— Bayou
DUR?
— Do You Remember?
EL8D
— elated
FIF
— *Freak* I'm funny
FBF
— Fat boy food
FOMCL
— Falling off my chair laughing
LOLLERSKATES
— Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
AFPOE
— A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
EWG
— Evil Wicked Grin
7:^]
— Ronald Reagan
:*)
— Clowning
(_)
— Mug
..........
— speechless
GD&ARF
— grinning, ducking and running FAST!
BAD
— Bad As Designed
CRIT
— critical hit
FMCDH
— From My Cold Dead Hands
ASB
— Amazing Story Bro
: |
— Bored
TG
— That's Great
CS
— Change subject
COBOL
— Compiles Only By Odd Luck :-)
:<
— Very Sad Smiley.
(#)
— Waffle
==---
— knife
41844
— Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
8-)
— Wearing (sun) glasses
: [
— Bored
MHDC(A)
— My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
10SON
— tension
ACQSTN
— Acquisition
ILSHIBAMF
— I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
1336
— doesn't play well
TAW
— Teachers Are Watching
FOOMCL
— Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
:D
— Expresses jovial happiness
%/
— Alcohol drink
AS
— Ape Shit
EMFBI
— Excuse me for jumping in
AIAMU
— And I am a money's uncle
N00B
— Noobie
:)
— joke
;-(
— Black eye
FUMTU
— Fucked Up More Than Usual
GD&REF&F
— grinning, ducking and running even further and faster
DTTD
— Don't Touch That Dial
ES
— Erase screen
SOL
— Sooner Or Later
REHI
— Hello Again
L2G
— Love to go
@<):O)
— Clown
(@@@@):^)
— Marge Simpson
LBH
— Let's Be Honest
LIB
— Liberator
SPST
— Same Place Same Time
WAY
— What About You?
X-(
— You're Mad!
MAUL
— Granite maul
<@:0)
— Clown
(-:
— Happy Smile
:-W
— Forked Tongue
IOIT
— I'm on Irish Time
*-:)
— light bulb
BBLBNTSBO...
— be back later but not to soon because of...
ILICISCOMK
— I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
CATCH
— Come Again, That Can't Help
BTYCL
— Bootycall
ZUP
— What's up?
IAAD
— I Am A Doctor
WTMTOYH
— Way too much time on your hands
TVN
— Thank You Very Much
:-C
— Bummed Out
: |
— sad
POP
— Player-owned port
NIXON
— Equivalent of shit, ie. "Take a Nixon"
RUMORF
— Are You Male or Female?
FBH
— Federal Bureau of Hackers
8-O
— Surprised
:-'
— Has A Dimple
IGP
— I got to go pee
8(:-)
— Walt Disney
TTWIG
— That's The Way It Goes!
ICOCBW
— I Could of Course Be Wrong
8*)
— Clown
>-)
— Evil Grin
:-
— Sceptical
PDF
— Pretty Darn Funny
BSEG
— Big Shit Eating Grin
SPAM
— Squirrel Possum and Mouse
OB
— Oh Baby
FIIK
— Freaked If I Know
DEWK
— Dead end
:S
— loss of words
LULZ
— Slang for LOL
QP
— Quest Points
RUOK?
— Are you okay?
TSNF
— That's So Not Fair
PPP
— Pee Poor Protoplasm
VRY
— Very
EF4T
— Effort
LYLC
— Love You Like Crazy
CR8
— Crate
:( )
— Can't Stop Talking
GTH
— Guthix
WFS
— Waterfiends
OMGYG2BK
— oh my god you got to be kidding
@:-)
— Wavy Hair
LB
— Like bondage?
PAH
— parents at home
BARRAGE
— Ice Barrage
*T*
— tickle
IDBI
— I Don't Believe It
-O
— Bored
-O
— bored
TXT
— Text File (filename extension)
:-------)
— Viagra smile
NFL
— National Football Leaguen
:*)
— Drinking Every Night
TISNF
— That Is So Not Fair
FYAD
— Fuck You And Die
OP
— On phone
2H4T
— Too hot for text
MCBTY(SN)
— My Computer is Better than Yours (So Nyerrr)
/:-)
— raise eyebrow
:-#
— Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said...
LL
— to hell
ILUM
— I love you man
2
— The Administrator of The Village
DN
— Downtown Neighborhood
( ):^)
— Marge Simpson
LAB&TYD
— Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
COBOL
— Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic :-)
RSOF
— Runescape Official Forums
WINDOWS
— Will Install Needless Data On Whole System. Classic ironic 'backronym'. Perhaps a little unfair, but need we say more?...
>:)
— Devil
KNOW
— Knowledge Network of the West
URAQT!
— you are a cutie!
DGTG
— Don't Go There Girlfriend
SS
— Saradomin Sword
:-I
— Half smile
BUGS
— Bloody User Generated Symptoms
N/C
— Not Cool
RMLB
— Read My Lips Baby
PRFXN
— perfection
PRT
— Please Retweet
FOAFOAG
— Father of A Friend of A Girlfriend
-(:-)
— the pope
PUBS
— Public gaming rooms
I-)
— asleep
(::()::)
— Bandaid
NME
— Enemy
VINE
— Whip Vine
WIBNI
— Wouldn't It Be Nice If
BOM
— *b* of mine
HUA
— Heads Up Asshole
GPF
— Go Puke, Fast
FTTYYGTS
— Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
<:-)
— cone head
WDYS
— What Did You Say?
:( )
— Loudmouth, talks all the time
4ORD
— ford
L8RG8R
— Later Gator
BTB
— Bones to Bananas
WUT
— what
IOMH
— In over my head
LMABO
— laughing my ass back on
TYS
— Told You So
WAN2
— Want To
:]~~~~~~*
— Frog catching a fly
ETC
— Etceteria
:-|
— Unfazed
ASL
— Assistant Section Leader
:^)
— From a person with a large nose
BAF
— Brought a friend
HUA
— Head Up Ass
<¦-)
— Chinese person
TDTU
— Totally Devoted To You
HTHBE
— Hope This Has Been Enlightening
:-T
— Pouting
TM
— Time
V ARM
— Varrock armour
<:-)
— Dunce
TLK2UL8R
— Talk to You Later
:->
— vicious
FTMFWB
— For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
Q:-)
— College graduate
TAUMUALU
— Thinking about you miss you always love you
ILN
— It Looks Nice
>8-D
— Evil crazed laughter
WOOT
— We Own the Other Team
EAPG
— Early American Pressed Glass
KS
— Kill then steal
IAYM
— I Am Your Master
:/
— Can't keep his mouth shut
G2CU
— Good to see you
RECOIL, ROR
— Ring of Recoil
<======3
— Penis
ADIH
— Another day in heel
:-)B
— Dolly Parton
DL
— Download Link
BIOYIOB
— blow it out your I/O port
RTK
— Return To Keyboard
MCG
— Mini Chain-gun
QT
— Quiet
ADBB
— All done, bye-bye
AM
— Antemeridian
8-X
— Skull
:-B
— wearing regular glasses
:-A
— Tongue Touching Nose
DOS
— Dead Operating System
>@@@@8^)
— Marge Simpson
ONRY
— ornery
LIK
— liquor
(:::::[]:::::)
— Band Aid
-:-)
— priest
IHTG
— I Hate To Go
>;-)
— Devilish wink
KISS
— Keeping It Sweetly Simple
WOFTAM
— Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
FUDFUCT
— fear, uncertainty and doubt
8^
— Chicken (Original Smiley)
SUBJ
— Subjugation Equipment
CP
— Copy Protection
WOM
— Wise Old Man
=*
— Kiss
:-I
— Smoking
GMAO
— Giggling My Ass Off
FXION
— affection
G2B
— Going to bed
TNT
— Till Next Time
*<:O)
— Clown (Original Smiley)
TWITCH
— Video game streaming website
*K*
— kiss
TOH
— To Other Half
==):-)=
— Abraham Lincoln
QSL
— Reply
BYOH
— Bat You On A Head
:(:) )
— Happy pig
BAS
— Big A$$ Smile
BAG
— Busting A Gut
:P
— Disgusted
IITYWTMWYBMAD
— If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
=W=
— whatever
AIR
— Adult in room
VW
— Virtually Worthless
MEH
— shrugging shoulders
GREAT ITEM!
— Every customer handles it
:@
— angry and swearing
BISD
— Built-in shit detector
EYC
— excitable, yet calm
LIMT
— Laugh in my tummy
WAYF
— Where Are You From?
BG8S
— Bill Gates
TS
— Tough Shit
DNPM
— Darn Near Pissed Myself
DD
— to the
EDUC8
— educate
BMW
— Bikes Made Wonderful
PU
— That stinks!
NMJC
— Nothing Much, Just Chillin
3:*>
— Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
:-?
— Thinking
YM
— Young Manufacturing
TALLY
— Talisman
ST
— Such That
RCED
— reconnected
ROW
— Ring Of Wealth
:*)
— Drunk
~ :-(
— Steaming mad
WYTYSYDG
— What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
@:-)
— Hajji
NTK
— Need To Know
[-X
— No no no
PUKS
— Pick Up Kids
:-{0
— Basic Mustache
SOMY
— Sick of Me Yet
<¦Þ
— Chinese person sticking out his tongue
POIDH
— Pics or it Didn't Happen
TOS
— The Other Service
IDTT
— I'll Drink to That
DH
— Dumb Hubby
*<:-{{{
— Santa Claus
AWOL
— Away without leaving
YA
— Your
>8D
— crazed laughter
}{
— Face to face
TA
— Thank you
SED8
— sedate
>"-[ [ [ [ ~~~
— alligator
MR
— Morel Rodríguez
SB
— Smiling back
@:-)B
— What Madonna would look like with Elvis hair
GAL
— Galaxy Air
HUYA
— Head up your *butt*
O:-)
— the pope
DOE
— Daughter of Eve
BB
— to be, baby
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Him
DILLIGAFF
— Do I look Like I give a Flying Figment?
KISS
— Keep It Simple Sister
TMWFI
— Take My Word for It
>>:-<<
— Furious
@@@@ :-)
— Marge Simpson
IG2R
— I got to run
:]
— Talk to me
FIGMO
— Forget It, I've Got My Orders
PTO
— Parent-Teacher Organization
YM
— Young Manhattanite
TBL
— Text back later
AP
— Armour Piercing
<<{:}}
— Ice cream
DH
— Deaf Hubby
YATB
— You Are the Best
*:O)
— Clown
DUSL
— Do You Scream Loud?
:-#/
— Wears braces
GGP
— Gotta Go Piss
CRBT
— Crying really big tears
PEBCAK
— Problem exists between keyboard and chair
FOAG
— Father of A Girlfriend
CB
— Crazy baby
E
— Enemy
AFCAQTWCA
— Any Fool Can Ask Questions the Wise Can't Answer
VLS
— Vesta's longsword
3:@~
— Cow grazing
:-})
— Handlebar Mustache
*<):O)
— Clown
>=^ P
— Yuck
RRR
— Har, har, har
SMAIM
— Send Me an Instant Message
<:-)
— Dumb questions
LAB
— life's a bitch
RESQ
— Rescue
D:-)
— Baseball Cap
GAFIA
— Get away from it all
:-))
— Really Happy
SQP
— scoop
WEBO
— Webopedia
IMPE
— In my previous/personal experience
DEGT
— Darling daughter
B-)===>
— ZZ Top
RSHD
— RuneScape HD
GBH&K
— great big huh and kisses
///////8-)
— Marge Simpson
:©)
— pig
`:-)
— Raised eyebrow
SOE
— Sony Online Entertainment
TAV
— Taverley
:-6
— Eating Something Spicy
JOPP
— Yup
:~/
— Mixed Up
GD&H
— Grinning, Ducking, & Hiding
RFR
— Really fucking rich
NIP
— Dreadnip
SFETE
— Smiling from Ear to Ear
GREAT ITEM!
— no one buys
IVL
— In Virtual Live
WTH
— Who the Heck
WUD
— What's Up Dog
NTN
— No Thanks Needed
FTRF
— Fuck That's Really Funny
FREQ
— freak
LISP
— Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
UT2L
— You take too long
WIIWD
— What it is we do
XTC
— Ecstasy
:-Q
— Smoking
GGP
— Got to go pee
BRNC
— Be right back, nature calls
TFH
— Torva Full Helm
RTFF
— Read The Fine Faq
MAG
— Magrider
IAIM
— in an Irish minute
EOQ
— End of Question
URAS
— You Are a Star
IDUNNO
— I Don't Know
<:|
— Dunce
TRK
— Truck
TTT
— Thought That Too
P*
— French kiss
CRPG
— Character Role Playing Game
BAIC
— Boy Am I Confused
CUOL
— See You OnLine
BSEG
— Big Shit Eating A Grin
ESAD
— Eat *S* and die!
:-)^<
— Man
J4G
— Just for Grins
NFM
— Not for Me
[]
— Hug
<;;;;;;;;;;;|===0
— Sword
:-L
— mad
:(|)
— Monkey
:-(=)
— Bucktoothed
FOMC
— Falling Off My Chair
BOM
— Book of Morons
4
— Quartic
?
— Confused
D
— Diphtheria
CC
— Control Console
NPC
— Non-playing character
:-)8<
— Woman
TD
— Tower Defense
GOL
— Giggling Out Loud
ITAM
— It's The Accounting, Man
**==
— US-flag
NINJA
— No Income, No Job, or Assets
TMS
— To much showing
IMPE
— In My Previous Experience
>:-<
— Mad
YTM
— You the Man
:-#|
— Bushy Mustache
:O)
— pig
DUHWIH
— Do You Hear What I Hear?
FYDITM
— Fuck you directly in the mouth
PZA
— Pizza
WOE
— Way Of Eating
GFON
— Good For One Night
BUCK
— Dollar
LULT
— Love you long time
CLAN
— Organized team of players
NSISR
— Not Sure If Spelled Right
SH^
— Shut up
UTFSE
— use the fucking search engine
GD&AW
— grinning, ducking and weaving
PTO
— Personal Time Off
YA
— Your Ass
PBB
— Parent Behind Back
GN
— Going Nowhere
------{--@
— Rose
@@@@:-)
— Marge Simpson
=|:)>
— Abraham Lincoln
3---
— fork
FUCT
— failed under continuas testing
GAMER
— Video game player
AYPI?
— and your point is?
SW
— Says Who
GAFC
— Get a *freaking* clue
HIWTH
— hate it when that happens
EMSG
— E-mail Message
WTMI
— Way to much information
UNID
— Unidentified herb
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fouled Up
8-|
— looking around
CRAFT
— Can't Remember A Freaking Thing
:-I
— Semi-Smile
BDN
— Big darn number
(O--<
— A fishy message...
=|:-)=
— Abraham Lincoln
WAWA
— Where are we at
NMJC
— Nothing Much Just Chilling
ROX
— Rune mining site in high wildy.
U4E
— Yours For Ever
VER
— Verac the Defiled's equipment
AH
— The M30 Mustang Air Hammer.
TG
— Torva gloves
RUUP4IT
— Are You Up For It?
FUA
— Frequently Used Acronyms
44UM
— foresome
<):O)
— cowboy
(%>
— pizza
TFX
— Traffic
COBOL
— Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language :-)
ESAL
— Eat Shit And Live
=|:-)##
— Uncle Sam
BR
— Battle Rank
^URS
— Up Yours
R
— Restricted Audiences - under 17 years of age not permitted without parent/guardian
PERFECT
— It is for all I know
>:->
— Devilish
GRUIT
— Get Reay yoU Impudent Thing
RC PKER
— Runecrafter player killer
POQ
— Piss Off Quickly
PANS
— Pretty Awesome New Stuff
TOC
— Time on clock
FUA
— Fucked Up Again
SAT
— Sorry About That
DENK
— Dead end
HOIC
— Hold On, I'm Coming
MMOFPS
— Massive Multi-player Online First Person Shooter
:^)
— Regular smile
:-{#}
— From a person with braces
C
— Coolant
TO
— Take Over
TTYIAM
— talk to you in a minute
ESF
— Empire-Specific Fighter
DILLIGAD
— Does it look like I give a dick
PA
— Pay Attention
W3
— Word Wide Web
MS
— more of the same
DEGT
— Dear daughter
LOLPODS
— Rocket pods mounted on ESFs
[:]
— A Robot
:@)
— (happy) pig
AOL
— America On a Leash
---/--@
— rose
WYGIWYG
— What You Got Is What You Get
RMMM
— Read My Mail, Man
/:-)
— Frenchman With A Beret
<%-)
— Cross eyed
%'
— Hangover
=^..^=
— Cat
BS
— Bull Crap
HOMPR
— Hang on Mobile Phone's Ringing
HE
— human engineering
OTF
— On The Phone (Fone)
GGE1
— Good game, everyone
2ISHN
— tuition
TJM
— That's Just Me
FOOBAR
— Fucked up beyond all repair
MOTOS
— Member Of The Other Sex
BOT
— Any type of automated software in chatrooms and web-cataloging software
BN
— Being and Nothingness
VGG
— Very Good Game
VS
— Versus Star
^5
— High-Five
DGARA
— Don't Give A Rat's Ass
:-)~~(-:
— French Kiss
JSNM
— Just Stark Naked Magic
*~<]:O)@@
— Clown
ICBW
— It Could Be Worse
ERND
— earned
%^>
— Smiley by Picasso
TPM
— Tomorrow p.m.
GRWG
— Get right with God
TOTAL
— Total level
DMMGH
— don't make me get hostile
|-(
— Late night messages
FAQL
— Frequently Asked Questions List
YARLY
— Yeah Really
:->
— Follows a really sarcastic remark
ROBIN
— Robin Hood hat
?
— I Have A Question
CLWARS
— Clan Wars
PS
— Playstation
DON
— don't
WUZ
— was
NOM
— No Offense Meant
=D>
— Applause
S/U
— shut up
=:-)
— alien
2B|^2B
— Message about Shakespeare
FOCL
— falling of chair laughing
RR
— Rest and Relaxation
3:(:) )
— Cow
CB
— Combat Balance
BAIK
— Boy Am I Confused
DG
— Dungeoneering
YD
— Yesterday's Dream
RTRMT
— Retirement
MS
— MapleStory, an MMORPG
:)>-
— Peace
CTS
— Consider the source
ZGS
— Zamorak godsword
OK
— Okay
IWAWO
— I want a way out
N2M
— Nothing Too Much
M:-)
— Saluting
@@@@:)
— Marge Simpson
TLK2UL
— Talk to You Later
O
— Female
YMMV
— Your Methods May Vary
FOFL
— Falling On The Floor Laughing
PIMP
— Pee(ing) In My Pants
R2H
— Rune two-handed sword
U/C
— Under Construction
RTFM
— Read The Freaking Manual
OK
— All Correct
^
— Thumbs Up
(:/)
— PacMan
HABU
— Have A Better Understanding
B-|
— Pinocchio
NOOB
— someone who is bad at games
N4C
— enforce
PIR
— Parent In Room
Q:-)
— Catcher (baseball)
LTLWDLS
— Let's twist like we did last summer
MISS.
— child and her age
CMAP
— Cover my *a* partner
IANAA
— I Am Not An Accountant
KNOW
— Knowledgeable Network of Women
ST
— Star Trek
W00T
— We Own The Other Team. Often Used As An Expression Of Joy.
@};---
— Rose
FICCL
— Frankly I couldn't care a less
@}----
— A rose
ZBOW
— Zaryte Bow
?
— Huh?
:->
— Devilish
CRS
— Can't remember *stuff*
STD
— Seal The Deal
PB
— Potty Break
YAN
— Yanille
ZERG
— To gang up on someone
3<
— Mouse
:-|/:-I
— poker face
:3-]
— Dog
MR.
— child and his age
IMOBO
— In My Own Biased Opinion
SWH
— Statius's warhammer
*<]:-))##
— Santa Claus
|-|
— Asleep
:-)*(-:
— kiss
L
— hell
VG
— Virtus Gloves
SUP?
— What's up?
IMNSHO
— In my not so humbleopinion
UGTBK
— You've Got To Be Kidding
%')
— Very Tired
UOK
— Are You Okay
G2TU
— Got to tell u
SPEC
— Special attack
PWNAGE
— Ownage
:^{]
— father
AU
— ANGLOGOLD LTD.
FC
— Full card
YKYWTKM
— you know you want to kiss me
;-<>
— I-want-to-kiss-you smiley
FURTB
— Full Up Ready to Burst
GGOH
— Gotta Get Outa Here
KONX
— connects
YACC
— Yet Another Calendar Company
<)
— Pizza
MFI
— Mad For It
ROTFL(MAO)
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing (My Ass Off)
QPC
— Quest point cape
=====:}
— Snake
POUCHCRAFTING
— Slang term for the Summoning skill.
@(*0*)@
— Koala bear
N00B
— stupid new comer
}:-(
— Toupee blowing in the wind
BF2
— Battlefield 2 (video game)
WUBU2
— What You Been Up To
HILIACACLO
— help I lapsed into a coma and can't log off
AV
— Anti-Vehicle
SWAG
— style
@}--{--{--
— Rose
KICK
— Disconnect a player from a game
TXT BAC
— text back
NBFAB
— No bad for a beginner
WHOOPS
— Exclamation of a mistake
SBIA
— Stands Back in Amazement
:-|K-
— Formal message.
AI
— Anti-Infantry
MNSG
— Mensaje
DITUILIBMSL
— Did I Tell You I Love IBMs Lately
FC'INGO
— For crying out loud
RAGES
— Ragefire Boots
(^~^~^)
— Hot woman's behind
/;-)
— Heavy Eyebrows
@[_]~~
— Mug of HOT Coffee
NETHNG
— Anything
SK8NG
— Skating
<:>==
— Turkey
WTFRU
— Who The Fuck Are You
QFE
— Question for Everyone
ROTFLBTCUTS
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
OCC
— An Occult floor in Daemonheim.
MAC
— Most Applications Crash
TASSY
— Bandos tassets
=:-(
— Punk Not Smiling
WAB
— What Another Bill
REV
— Revenant
SHORT
— Shortsword
PONA
— Person Of No Account
DND
— Drag'N Drop
FERR
— Forum for Endurance Riders Ride
<< |:-)>>
— Saint-Nicolas
@-}--
— Rose
FML
— *Freak* My Life
TH
— Treasure Hunter
GF
— Great Fight
FHOF
— Freeware Hall of Fame
MUDE
— mudder
SNAFU
— Situation normal, all fuck up
<{:-)
— Party smiley
HA
— Heavy Assault
FASN8
— fascinate
@};-
— Rose
STEADS
— Steadfast Boots
DGYF
— Dick, girl, your fine
>:)
— Little devil
SW
— Says Whom
TNA
— Temporarily Not Available
(>O-<
— parachute jumping
:)>
— Smiley with beard
TOT
— Thought
WGAFF
— Who Gives A Flying Fuck
:-)<|
— Standing
ICEDI
— I can't even discuss it
DURS
— Dick, you are sexy
WITFITS
— What In The Fuck Is This Shit
}: [
— Angry, frustrated
RMH
— Rune helm
*-={:-)}}}>
— Santa Claus
LMMFAO
— Laughing my mother freaking a** off
URT1
— Your are the one
— Yawning
=%-O
— Stared at Computer Too Long
WUG
— What You Got?
=):-)
— Cowboy Bob
?€?€
— hiding, staring in the dark.
:---)
— Pinnochio
HHIS
— Head hanging in shame
=:~>
— Bunny
@|-)
— Meditating Smiley
PRAY POT
— Prayer Potion
CRAPPLET
— A poorly written computer application
PMOD
— Player Moderator
PM
— Postmeridian
ї~~
— wink
|-O
— Snoring
SHID
— Slapping head in disgust
SUITM
— See You In The Morning
XTLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
PUG
— Pick Up Group
CLA6
— classics
TANKING
— owning
~~~~8}
— Snake
4
— Antrak Air
MMIF
— My Mouth Is Full
WTFDIK
— what the fuck do i know
E
— Aiee!, Yikes!
SYY
— Shut your yapper
WWDWIIWD
— When We Do What it Is We Do
<----D
— bow and arrow
:(:)(
— Sad pig
EE
— to ease
CC
— seize
UNPC
— UnPolitically Correct
POETS
— Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
=:O{=
— d'Artagnan
<#
— Cyclops
MYT
— Mighty River Power Limited (Australian Securities Exchange [ASX])
|-I
— Sleeping
FEITCTAJ
— *Freak* em if they can't take a joke
RYS
— Are you single?
*
— Robin Hood
?:-%
— Elvis
UFB
— Un *freaking* believable
OTTOMHAROOB
— Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
ERS2
— Eres tz
POQADCB
— Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
(|0|)
— hamburger
THAT
— Christmas tree hat
YWIA
— You're Welcome in Advance
X
— Ecstasy
X-(
— Angry
:-()=0
— Fat smiley
NTYMI
— Now That You Mention It
ROFLOLTSDMC
— Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
ROFLOLUTS
— Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
WHISP
— Saradomin Whisper
ROFLMAO
— Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off
SHM
— Shit happens, mate
@>--->----
— A rose
RTFAQ
— Read The FAQ
NOTTOMH
— not of the top of my mind
>:*)
— Rudolph
<{{{};->~
— Wizard
POH
— Player-owned houses
S4L
— Spam For Life
NOWL
— knowledge
[:|]
— Robot
TFDS
— That Is For Darn Sure
OVLS
— Overloads
EVRE1
— Everyone
PDA
— Personal display affection
PDOA
— Public Display of Affection
TMIY
— Take Me I'm Yours
NUKE
— System update
OSU
— Oh, Shut Up!
SK8TR
— Skater
IWRBSOF
— I would rather be set on fire
<]:-)
— happy witch
RAF
— Refer a Friend Programme
WHAMMY
— Warhammer
WYGAM
— When you get a minute
SDMB
— Sweet dreams, my baby
YWTHM
— You Want To Hug Me
SPAM
— Stupid Person's Advertisement
|^O
— Yawning Or Snoring Variation
URWS
— You Are Wise
<:3)~~~~
— Mouse
TTYS
— Type To You Soon
DU2H
— Damn yoU to Hell
:-'|
— Sniffles
B-)===>
— Bart Simpson
TYAFY
— Thank you and *freak* you
SOT
— Scheduled Overtime
*<[:{)
— Santa
SORG
— Straight Or Gay
SLIP
— Single Line In Protocol
THX40
— Thanks for nothing!
<):)
— Cowboy
RR
— Rune rocks in high wilderness.
CB
— Chat break
(|0|0|)
— double hamburger
YTB
— Youth Talk Back
KNOW
— KNOWLEDGEWARE, INC
DEC
— Do Expect Cuts
L2G
— (would) Love to go
:->*<-:
— french kiss
RAGS
— fragments
IGGP
— I gotta go piss
SAL
— Such a laugh
|:-[|]
— Mick Jagger
WTTM
— Without Thinking to Much
WP
— Way-point, often Squad Way-point.
>-
— Female
MR
— more Reviews
LTOD
— Laptop of death
RO(T)FLMAO
— Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
DNIL
— denial
YT?
— You There?
RTMS
— Read The Manual Stupid
MS
— More Shit
=^..^=
— fox
WWYC
— Write When You Can
STFA
— Search The Fucking Altavista
;->
— Devilish Wink
:%)%
— Has Acne
SWALK
— Sweet, with all love, kisses
OK
— Oll Korrect
ES
— Empire Specific
*<]:-)#==>
— Santa Claus
ROL
— Ring of life
ROFLGO
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
O
— hugs
C
— Complexity
<*((((<
— Fish
:-<>
— Kissing Smiley
ST-TOS
— Star Trek, The Original Series
OMAA
— Oh, my aching *A*
~O)
— Cup of Coffee
@--->--->--
— Rose with stem and leaves
<( @.@ )>
— Owl
RTBS
— Reason To Be Single
ºOº
— Mickey Mouse
R
— Restricted area
PL
— Platoon Leader
?)
— Lazy Eyed smiley
SMEM
— Send Me E-Mail
RTFI
— Read the Friendly Instructions
BA
— Bad *a*
PMPF
— Piss My Pants Funny
:-><
— Puckered up to kiss
<(--)>
— Puppy dog
(|:)>
— Beatnik wearing a baret
:(#)
— Has Braces
@>--;--
— A rose
ZOMG
— Zoh My Gawd
CS
— Changing Seasons
WOFTAM
— Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
THRP
— therapy
GTGP
— Got to go piss
PDH
— Pretty darn happy
WYSIAWYG
— What You See Is Almost What You Get
>: [~
— Vampire
SNAIL MAIL
— Normal paper mail service
ROFPML
— Rolling on the Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
MSNUW
— Mini-skirt, no underwear
ROTGL
— Rolling on the ground laughing
MR
— More Recipes
RO(T)FLOL
— Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud
TROLL
— Offensive comments poster
|-D
— Big laugh
RM
— Rematch
ROTGLMAO
— Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
RCW
— Ranked Clan Wars
TIAIL
— Think I Am In Love
PLATE
— Platebody
RUTTM
— Are You Talking to Me
RTFM
— Read the Fine Manual
WAH
— Working at home
WAY
— Who Are You?
IMEZ
— I'm easy
RTM
— Read the Message
CB
— Crazy *b*
DL
— dead link
RA
— Resident Assistant
DUSTS
— Dust devils
____/___O/___
— Shark
S
— Sigh
WNOHGB
— Were No One Has Gone Before
VNH
— Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker)
SNERT
— Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager. Demographics acronym of sorts.
OPM
— Other Peoples'Money
XMS
— Christmas
:^):<
— Is Naked
ST-TNG
— Star Trek, The Next Generation
TYFYC
— Thank You For Your Comment
NPS
— no problem sweet)
NOZ
— nosy
NH
— No Honour
HORM1
— hormone
TAU
— Thinking about u
P911
— Parent Alert
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasureable
PAT
— patrol
|-{
— Good grief
UNBLEFBLE
— Unbelievable
O
— Oh
TILIS
— Tell it like it is
TWEET
— Twitter post
>^,,^<
— Kitty Cat
O
— Opponent
;-)}///>
— Corporate-type guy
@>--
— Rose
PIP
— Peeing in Pants
ROFLOLBAG
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut
TIIC
— The Idiots In Charge
NRN
— No response/reply necessary
TL
— Too long
PMP
— Peeing my pants
YWTKM
— you want to kiss me
RU?
— Are you?
WATZ
— What's up
SOP
— Standing Operational Procedures
RT
— Rocktail
------>-
— bungee jumping
SK
— Swiftkit
O-)
— Cyclops
@}->--
— Rose
URA*
— You are a star
RUMOF
— Are You Male Or Female
PR0N
— Intentional misspelling of porn
OGIM
— Oh God It's Monday
NJTH
— Not Just Thinking Here
RETD
— retired
SOS
— Some over shoulder
>(::O>
— An Alien
WOL
— Win or Lose
LWOS
— Laughing without smiling
WDHLM
— Why Doesn't he Love Me
RSMV
— RuneScape Music Video, RuneScape model viewer
PP
— Pyramid plunder
TSTB
— The Sooner The Better
SMEXI
— Combination of sexy and Mexican
]:-)
— Happy devil
WYHAM
— When you have a minute
RUT
— Are u there?
}|{
— Butterfly
>:-)~
— Devil
PISS
— Put in Some Sugar
WWOH
— Writing with one hand
NEWBIE
— a first timer
<>---
— spoon
PTIYPASI
— Put That in Your Pipe and Smoke It
— staring
STI/ST-TMP
— Star Trek, The Motion Picture
PWN
— defeat
;^?
— Wigged Out
'-)
— Winking
SOAB
— Son of a *B*
SITWB
— Sorry, in the Wrong Box
UR2YS4ME
— You are too wise for me
WIU
— Wrap It Up
SW
— Soul Wars
DSTR8
— Dick straight
YBIC
— Your brother in Christ
PPS
— Polypore staff
VB
— Virtus Boots
STVI/ST-TUC
— Star Trek, The Undiscovered Country
TILII
— Tell It Like It Is
NS
— Nice split
WYSITWIR
— What you see is totally worthless in real life
ROFLCOPTER
— Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
SH
— so hot
OS/2
— Obsolete Soon, Too
YSIC
— Your Sister In Christ
VOLVO
— Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
I
— eye, I
WYPIWYG
— What You Printed Is What You've Got
XME
— Excuuuuse Me
PH
— Partyhat
NOMS
— Not on MY System
— Smiling
PG
— Pernix gloves
TIATLG
— Truly, I Am the Living God
NQT
— Newly Qualified Teacher
NP
— Nosey parents
>:)
— Evill
ZZZ
— Your boring the hell out of me!
STV/ST-TFF
— Star Trek, The Final Frontier
WWP
— Wrong window post
WGACA
— What do you think?
ST&D
— Stop texting and drive
TNTLLAC
— Try Not To Look Like A Cock
QFI
— Quoted for irony
PLOSS
— Packet Loss
TFTI
— Thanks for the invitation
POETS
— Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday
PBM
— Parent Behind Me
>^-^<
— cat
PILLARED
— Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
UTFG
— Use The Fine Google
SIAANMHOOEI
— Stupidity Is Always Astounding No Matter How Often One Encounters It
— Laughing
RUSH
— PKing tactic
POLA
— Principle of Least Astonishment
NIROK
— Not in reach of keyboard
STII/ST-WOK
— Star Trek, Wrath of Khan
NIGI
— Now I get it
NVS
— envious
Q2C
— Quick To Cum
TBAG
— Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged
VRBS
— Virtual reality bullshit
~/
— Full Glass
NEWB
— person who is new to something
PT
— Party Time
ROFLOLAY
— rolling on floor laughing out loud at you
LEVN
— leavin
PS
— Pit Stop
SIMYC
— Sorry I missed your call
UDS
— Undead soul
RCING
— Runecrafting
OTFL
— On the Floor Laughing
RE
— Recent
PJ
— Pile jumping
WOL
— Way Of Life
SG4IT
— Search Google For It
WAFM
— What a fuck mess
WTFO
— What the *freak* ?, over.
RO(T)FL
— Rolling on (the) floor laughing
O[-<]:
— Skater dude
:'-D
— Crying with laughter
OB
— Oh brother
WAS
— Wild Ass Guess
OIB
— Oh, I'm back
SYCD
— psyched
PILING
— Multiple people attacking the same opponent
OOE
— Out Of Endurance
VFF
— Very freaking funny
OF
— on fire
{(:{)
— Smiley with a mustache and a toupee
}(:-(
— Smiley with a toupee when it is windy
USBCA
— Until something better comes along
W/B
— Write Back
RANGERS
— Ranger boots
SD
— Shield down
RTFS
— Read The Fucking Standard
SP
— Spelling
PMFI
— Pardon Me for Interrupting
SPTO
— Spoke to
PP
— Pee Pee
SSIF
— So stupid it's funny
WAREZ
— pirated software
_/7
— cup of tea
PLZTLME
— Please tell me
PMP
— Pissed My Pants
P2P
— Parent to parent
PMETC
— Pardon Me Etc
_@/
— ascii snail - meaning a slow connection
ROFLMBO
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
P911
— Parent Emergency
WITP
— What Is The Point
XIS
— tennis
QPSA?
— Que Pasa?
|-)
— someone with eyebrows growing through each other
WOE
— World of Entertainment
O
— Measurement of Cloud Cover
UNCRTN
— Uncertain
{(:-)
— Smiley with a toupee
OTFM
— Only The Facts, Mam
VWP
— Very Well Played
RFN
— Right *freaking* now
XD
— devilish smile
TTAS
— The Temple at Senntisten
O:-)
— nun
VARR
— Varrock
PRW
— People are watching
PSOS
— Parent standing over shoulder
RTDOX
— Read the documentations
NG
— New Guy
O->
— Male
TR
— Terran Republic
TYFC
— Thank you for charity
WMN
— Women's Mentor Network
TANKED
— owned
WWW
— World Wild Web
WYT
— Whitehorse Yukon Territory
TDLS(CNMSBNOWT)
— The dirty little secret (Conservatives need more sex but no one wants them)
URSKTM
— You are so kind to me
XYL
— Ex-Young Lady
WAJ
— What a Jerk
ROTFLMAO
— Rolling on the floor laughing my assoff
WYSINWNWYG
— What You See Is No Where Near What You Get
{}
— Hug
SPIDER
— The program behind a search engine
{O/}
— angel
TSR
— Terminate-and-Stay Resident (program)
POTB
— pats on the back
UN4TUN8
— Unfortunate
YWTLM
— you want to love me
S2S
— Sorry to say
SETE
— Smiling Ear-to-Ear
NETIQUETTE
— Net and Etiquette
QUANGO
— Quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation
XMN
— examine
_/
— Glass
OFIS
— on floor with stitches
TANJ
— There Aint No Justice
TSJD
— Texas size jelly donut - official food of Texas sysops
><>
— fish
POETS
— Piss of Early Tomorrows Saturday
RTFQ
— Read the *freaking* question
SNGR
— SINGER N.V.
{:-{)}
— Mustache And Beard
WWW
— World Wide Wasteland
^
— Referring to something above
RTFB
— Read the fucking binary
YGBK
— You Gotta Be Kidding
SK8RBOI
— Skater Boy
WWJD
— What Would Judd Do?
SHID
— Slaps Head In Disgust
UKTR
— You Know Thats Right
SWAS
— Scientific Wild A$$ Guess
Z
— Z's are calling
YN
— wine
TDMATBICPLY
— This Doesn't Mean A Thing But It Confuses People Like You
YY4U
— two wise for you
NG
— News Group
WAS
— Wait a second
~:O)
— baby
NTA
— non-technical acronym
PIX
— pictures -or- photos
{{{NAME}}}
— Hug
WDS
— World Domination Series
{{ }}:**
— Hugs and Kisses
SAMAGAL
— stop annoying me and get a live
SMIM
— Send me instant message
RT
— arty
RTF
— Read The FAQ
SOI
— Stink On Ice
VW
— Very Wasted
QFI
— Quoted for idiocy
SWAG
— Scientific Wild A Guess
:'-)
— Crying with Joy
~~:-(
— Getting Rained On
SWAT
— Scientific wild *butt* guess
O:-)
— Innocent, angelic
ZOT
— Zero Tolerance
RYB
— Read your Bible
ROTFLAHMS
— Rolling on the floor laughing and holding my side
WIMP
— Windows Icons Mouse Pointing
~(_8^(|)
— Homer Simpson
`:-)
— Sweating
{{{{{{NAME}}}}}}
— Hug
RTFB
— Read the fuckingbook
TTYRS
— Type To You Real Soon
POLA
— Principle of Least Authority
[:-)
— Wearing A Walkman
WYLEI
— When you least expect it
|-(
— Sleepy, struggling to stay awake
SOTMG
— time, must go
_:^)
— Indian
UNPC
— Un-not politically correct
^ ^ ^
— Giggles
RVD
— Really Very Dumb
SOTMG
— Short Of Time Must Go
OE2F
— Old enough to fuck
PIMP
— Pissed in my pants
SHICPMP
— So Happy I Could Piss My Pants
[:-)
— Wearing headphones
WAMKSAM
— Why are My Kitties Staring at Me
YSWUS
— Yea, sure whatever you say
POT
— Marijuana
}:-)
— Hair Parted In The Middle Sticking Up On Sides
STIV/ST-TVH
— Star Trek, The Voyage Home
YO
— Year-old
ROFLMAOAY
— ROFLMAO At You
TIC
— Teacher is coming
O->
— Yahoo Fighter- Hiro
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Message
SIG2R
— Sorry, I Got To Run
YRYOCC
— You're running your own cuckoo clock
SOS
— Son of Sam
XLR8
— faster
PNDR
— pounder
YARLY
— Ya, really
QRT
— court
SOE
— Silly/Stupid Operator Error
RTRCTV
— Retroactive
SPAM
— stupid persons'advertisement
SOWM
— Someone with me
SEERS
— Seers'Village
YCHT
— You can have them
UTFS
— Use The Fuckin Search
~:-(
— Really Bummed Out
~~#ZZZZZZ>
— A joint
ROFLAPMP
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants
RS3
— A mistitled way to refer to RuneScape HD, RuneScape 3
PNBL
— pinball
RTCUL8
— articulate
WWNC
— Will Wonders Never Cease
OA
— Online auctions
PM
— Private Mail
ROFLUTSROFL
— Unable to Speak
SW
— StarWars
Y?
— Why?
RTHX
— Thanks for the Retweet
WYITF
— Wrapping yourself in the flag
SOS
— Son of Samurai
RTFM
— Read the flippin'manual
NT
— Night Training
SBIA
— Standing back in amazement
NS
— Nice Set
YTM
— You The Manager
P911
— Parent In Room
TIR
— Teacher in room
ZOE
— A VS Max using the Zealot Overdrive ability
OAUS
— On a Related Subject
PERFECT
— I've never seen another
SWAG
— Skills
RTFMA
— Read the Manual, Sir!
@}-'-,-'-,---
— Long stemmed rose
PKMN
— Pokemon
~(_8^(|)
— Santa Claus
P911
— Parents coming into room alert
NM
— Nice meld
REDNECK
— Uneducated Southerner
Y
— Youngstown
SIM
— Shit, it's Monday
WAS
— Wild *a* guess
RUO18
— Are you over 18?
{:V
— Duck
OT
— On Topic
TTUL
— Type To You Later
TPS(S)
— This Program Sucks,(Severely)
~(:O
— baby crying
^^
— message above
TNOTVS
— There's Nothing on Television, So ....
}:^)
— Bart Simpson
SS
— Smiling Sweetly
RX
— drugs
ZH
— Sleeping Hour
SCIMMY
— Scimitar
~:()
— Fish lips
RYTN
— rightin
SDSEWBA
— Some Day Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms
RTWFQ
— Read the whole *freaking* question
|:-)
— Unibrow
]-|
— Wearing sunglasses
}:-X
— Cat
TANK
— really strong
SMILEY
— Another name for emoticons
X)
— Being mischievous
RPG
— Really Pathetic Gamer
[:-|I
— Frankenstein
]-|
— Hiding identity
POS
— Piece of love
XTC
— extacy
|P|
— Can of Pepsi
XD
— Laughing hilariously
TXT
— Teletext
^^
— read line
|C|
— Can of Coke
X
— Extreme Programming
[-O<
— Praying
YFS
— wife's
[:]-0
— scuba diver
TTYAFN
— Talk to you awhile from now
~:>
— Chicken
SS
— So Sleepy
_/_/
— Drinks For Two
POC
— Prisoner Of Chat
WG
— Warp-gate
SOI
— Stunk On Ice
|8-)
— Unibrow
:')
— Happy and crying
POC
— Peeping Other Chatters
— Autonomous Vehicles
O=>
— Yahoo Fighter- Billy
PTS
— Public Test Server
VAN
— USNS Vanguard (STDN)
SOKEN
— soakin
OF
— Operation Firestorm
~8-)
— Harry Potter
| | | |
— Canadian Flag
~ — Party (hat) smiley
|:^)>>>
— Santa Claus
VETLA
— Very Enhanced Tla
{:O)B->--<
— model
RTFNG
— Read the fucking newsgroup
WWW
— World Wide Waste
RME
— rolling my eyses
[-(
— crossed arms
XD
— really hard laugh
UP
— Under-powered
]:(:)(
— Sad cow
PW0NE
— Own
TM
— Text Memory
}:->
— Devil
~~#ZZZZZZ>
— Cigarette
[[[]]]
— Lots of hugging
]:->
— Devil
{{{}}}
— Lots of hugging
TM
— Tomorrow
TAM
— Tomorro a.m.
|----|
— Bed without Pillow
SIR
— Strike it rich
]:(:))
— Happy cow
};^)'
— Devil
|=---|
— Bed
STI
— Stick to it
SF
— Speculative Fantasy
~(=@>)
— Pig
OS
— Orbital Strike
SL
— SecondLife
|-<>
— Puckered up for a kiss
[{:-)
— happy businessman
~8-'
— Bad hair day
ST
— So There
[>O
— diamond ring
|O---|
— Another comfortable bed
~)))'>
— possum (medium)
~))'>
— possum (small)
~))))'>
— possum (large)
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