The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, Mark Twain was still alive.
how do i nominate this headline for the mark twain humor award
what a great quote... Compassion is language the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~Mark Twain~
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.- Mark Twain
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." -Mark Twain
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. --Mark Twain
Paul Beatty is 1st American to win the Man Booker prize. "The Sellout" lauded for "savage wit" about race, not seen "since Swift or Twain."
Bill Murray accepts Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
Watch Bill Murray accept the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
Always one to surprise, Bill Murray accepted the Mark Twain Prize last night with a speech about ... love:
"No es lo que no sabes lo que te mete en problemas. Es lo que aseguras saber y que simplemente no es cierto" - Mark Twain
Shania Twain, Dierks Bentley and Kenny Chesney will headline #Stagecoach 2017
Mark Twain had more adventures than the people in his books
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them - Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain 2/2
"Mark Twain said, Comparison is the death of Joy' don't compare yourself to others, spend more time enjoying." @maryedugan #txconfwomen
This isn't Mark Twain's Mississippi anymore. It's mighty basin scored a D+ #WorldWaterDay
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started." ~ Mark Twain #dent2016
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started." - Mark Twain #Quote
What does TWAIN stand for?
TWAIN stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name"
How to abbreviate "Technology Without An Interesting Name"?
"Technology Without An Interesting Name" can be abbreviated as TWAIN
What is the meaning of TWAIN abbreviation?
The meaning of TWAIN abbreviation is "Technology Without An Interesting Name"
What does TWAIN mean?
TWAIN as abbreviation means "Technology Without An Interesting Name"
