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XNXD
— Xylophones Never X-terminate Dads
YAHOO.CO.UK
— You'll Always Have Other Options, Covert Operation, the Ultimate Knowledge
PRIUS
— Pretty Rotten Incomprehensible Useless piece of Scrap
PRIME
— Pierre Renewable Integrated Meat And Energy
PRETTY
— Poor Rejected Exhausted Teardrops To You
AB$
— All aBout money
PRG
— Pashenka Of Rushen Girlz
PRF
— Punk Revolution Freedom
PREEFR
— People Really Enjoy Eating Fried Rice
BYE
— Be with You Everytime
POWER
— Positive Outreach for Women and Equal Rights for everyone
PR
— Puro Rascals
PPSD
— Post Practice Sleep Desperation
PQP
— Pretty Queer Privacy
PPPP
— Potato Picking Pond People
PQ
— Powiticawy Quewect
PORN
— People Of Retro Names
PPS
— Pray Patients Survive
POTS
— Poor Old Telephone System
PPL
— Power Puff Lemmings
POM
— Pooped Out Mom
POH
— Party On Heather
POR
— Peugeot Of Rust
POG
— Previously Owned Gift
POETS
— Push Off Early, Tomorrow is Saturday
POO
— Please Occupy Overthere
POF
— Phsyco Op Friday
POA
— Prizoner Of Axkaban
K9P
— Canine Pee
SULMF
— Shut Up and Let Me Fap
SK9
— Simply Kanine
DADDY
— Dads Against Daughters Dating You
50 CENT
— Always 50 Cents Short Of A Dollar
TEACHER
— Tolerant Energetic Awesome Caring Helper Excellent Responsible
PNTR
— Permanent Normal Tyranny Reward
DARLING
— Dear Always Remember Love Is Not Game
PLS
— Plant Lover Sam
PITS
— Persistently Intimidating Technology Syndrome
PMT
— Prattish Male Tendancies
PMW
— Prime Minister's Wisdom
PND
— Post Nuptual Depression
PN
— Pottsie Nation
FAMILY
— Father And Mother, I Love You
O2T
— Oxygen Thief
ALS
— All Ladies Shaved
PID
— Ports Is Deficient
PKP
— Prissy Kitty Problem
BA AUH2O
— Barium Goldwater
PINO
— Pinocchio Is The Name Of
PIO
— Pain In The Oopher
PLU
— Proud Libras United
PML
— Playonline Markup Language
PLB
— Petz Love Babyz
PLC
— Platinum Ladeez Clique
PMA
— Pack Of Monster Assassins
PME
— Pre-Menstrual Egghead
PLUR
— Plur Lurp Urpl Rplu
PING
— Photo Impact Newbies Graduates
PLP
— Past Lady President
PMO
— Packing Many Ovules
PINK
— Pink Is Not a Kolor
HPW
— High Ping Whiner
PGL
— Pompous Green Leprechaun
PIAP
— Poogy In A Pitah
PLAY
— People Love A Yoghurt
PHS
— Phone Home Swiftly
PMG
— Prime Minister's Genius
PIM
— Peace In Mossflower
PKU
— Precious Kids Undercover
PI
— Phantom Investigator
BANGI
— Best American Navy GI
PHIL
— Prosthetic Head In Lego
WAAK
— Wakko's Animaniacs ArKhive
PGT
— Practically a Golf Tournament
BUFFET
— Big Ugly Fat Freaks Eating Together
PHWN
— Pasco Hernando Women's Network
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
— All Asian, African, American, And Australian Association Against Acronym And Abbreviation Abuse Anonymous
PIT
— Peanut Income Tax
PICNIC
— Pesky Insects Constantly Nibbling Into our Cheeseburgers
YAHOO.COM
— You'll Always Have Other Options with Covert Operations Mentally
OICURMT
— Oh I See You Are Empty
WAYK
— Where Are Your Keys
×☐
— Times Square
GLR
— Good Looking Rooster
AAAAAAAAA
— All American Association Against Acronym And Abbreviation Abuse Anonymous
I-D-10-T ERROR
— IDIOT error
AAADKTDA
— An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away
LLLLLLLL
— Live Life Largely Lupriciously and Languidly without Languishing, Licking, or Looting
DASQ
— Don't Ask Stupid Questions
GADEROS
— GALILEO Demonstrator for Railway Operation System
TY
— Thank You
OBAMA
— Originally Born in Africa to Manage America
WAFLS
— We Are Forever Living Souls
H,HYSHD?
— Hey, Have You Seen Hilary Duff?
ANATOMY
— A Non Arithmetician Try Other Members Yes
JBMI9
— Just Be Mine
SANDEEP
— Smart Active Nice Delighted Encouraging Enthusiastic Person
AARON
— Ambitious Acronym Reading Outrageous Nut
IANABS
— I am not a brain surgeon
VARICOSE
— Near By
QCSHSPMBLRBC
— Quakertown Community Senior High School Panther Marching Band Lackawanna Ring Bologna Club
DABORIBO
— DAMAI BOLEH - RIBUT BOLEH
JARGON
— Junky Acronymic Recondite Grandiose Overblown Names
TINSTAAFL
— There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
IANANS
— I Am Not A Neuroscientist
JK
— Joke
HEGE
— Heidi Exhibits Great Energy
ITALY
— I Trust And Love You
MANOJ
— Many Americans Need Odd Jobs
SMILE
— Sweet Memories In Lip Expression
YIFY
— Your Input Feels Yucky
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
SMP
— Sex, Money, Power
DIFUS
— Don't Interject Foreign Unsavory Subjects
G
— Grin
VA
— Various Anime
BBH
— Bros Before Hoes
PDQ
— Pretty Damn Quick
8055
— Boss
WIFE
— Wonderful Instrument for Enjoyment
EBITDA
— Earnings Before I Tricked the Dumb Auditors
DMY
— Don't Mess Yourself
CLASS
— Come Late and Start Sleeping
JERK
— Junior Educated Rich Kid
FDGB
— Fall Down Go Boom
CYA
— Cover Your Associates
EEEEE
— Exciting, Engaging, Excellent, Entrance exam
WB
— Wow Bad
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
WOW
— Whip'em Out Wednesday
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
BSDM
— Bondage Sadism Discipline And Masochism
GGM
— Goodness Gracious Me
FOSLA
— Frustrated One Sided Lover's Association
WIFE
— Worries Invited For Ever
SPAO
— Some Place Around Ohio
CLM
— Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
WG
— Wicked Grin
AWP
— Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle
FIFO
— Fucking Idiots From Ohio
WEIRD
— Wonderful, Exciting, Interesting, Real, Different
DOUG
— Dumb Old Utility Guy
SOS
— Same Old Stuff
UBD
— User Brain Damage
SAM
— Smart-Ass Masochist
BOFH
— Bastard Operator From Hell
MUD
— Multiple User Dungeon
BYO
— Bring Your Own
OLOY
— Only Losers Obey Yolo
MOHIT
— Many Odd Humans In Tension
SHIT
— Sugar Honey Iced Tea
AOM
— Age of Mythology
TYLER
— Tough Yellow Lions Eat Rears
YAHOO
— You Are Hazy Over Oranges
CHANDU
— Cute Handsome Awesome Naughty Dear Unique
CLITORIS
— Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
TGIF
— That Ghandi Is Funny
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
YORO
— Your Only Rich Once
SOS
— Save Our Skins
SOSDD
— Same Old Shit, Different Day
AFC
— Average Frustrated Chump
FWB
— Friend With Benefits
WIFE
— Washing Ironing Feeding Etc
YOPO
— You only Pass Once
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
AFJ
— April Fool's Joke
ETOH
— Extremely Trashed Or Hammered
DTA
— Don't Trust Anybody
ISHYGDDT
— I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Do This
ROSHAN
— Responsibility Obedient Satisfied Helpful Available Natural
OGT
— Original Gangsta Tool
WYSINWYG
— What You See Is Not What You Get
WHORE
— Woman Holding Out Righteous Emus
FOMA
— Fear Of Missing Anything
QDOS
— Quick And Dirty Operating System (cue-doss)
CRI
— Cranial Rectal Insertion :-)
CANCO
— Canada and American Nations Carry On
YTMND
— You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
LBFB
— Little Brown Fuzzy Bunny
IHTFP
— I Hate This Fucking Place
YMRA SU
— Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up
STUPID
— Super Talented Unique Person In Demand
SOP
— Son of Perdition
SCHOOL
— Student, Culture, Honesty, Obedience, Order, Loyalty
BECAUSE
— Boys Eat Candy Apples Under Silly Elephants
UGLY
— Unbelievably Generous Lovable You
VOLVO
— Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
TDC
— The Demolition Crew
NRB
— No Reason Boner
OMGF
— Oh, My GodFather
IYE
— In Your Eye
PCO
— Professional Congress Organizer
PMD
— Purple Monkey Dishwasher
ISAIKI
— I'm Sexy and I Know It
EQAO
— Evil Questions Attacking Ontario
AAAAAAA
— All-American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous :-)
BASIC
— Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
NSF
— Not So Fast
GILU
— Galileo Invaded Light Universe
SCSI
— System Can't See It
USARMY
— Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
FLASCHENGEIST
— It means roughly translated "genie in a bottle" 'WHOA !, BOSS!, YOU AREN'T GONNA GET THE 'HEADLINE' AND THE 'BANNER' et al!
PEP
— Python Enhancement Proposal
DROF
— Driver Returns On Foot (FORD spelled backwards)
CD-ROM
— Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW
— World Wide Waiting
WTF
— Waste of Time Fighting
MCR
— My Chemical Romance
EDSEL
— Every Day Something Else Leaks
GIYF
— Google Is Your Friend
MMMMMMMM
— My Mother Mashed My Mattress Making Me Mad
IDTT
— I'll Drink to That
UUOC
— Useless Use of Cat
WIFE
— Without Information Fighting Everytime
NAU
— Naughty America University
JANET
— Just Another Non-Existant Terminal
GOMER
— Get Out Of My Emergency Room (derogatory Reference To Hypochondriac Patients)
LAPTOP
— Lightweight Analytical Platform with Total Optimized Power
TRIUMPH
— Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
ZOMG
— Zerg! Oh My God!
TWAIN
— Technology Without An Interesting Name
HOLLAND
— Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies
AGBDF
— All Good Boys Deserve Football
GOAP
— Go Outside And Play
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
MARTA
— Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta
USMC
— Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
RBS
— Random Boner Syndrome
DMF
— Dead Man Floating
DUFF
— Designated Ugly Fat Friend
SLEEP
— Sentient Lapse Endemic Entropy Polarization
SHIT
— So Happy It's Thursday
OP
— Obnoxious Preppie
HMD
— Hi Mom & Dad
PYOT
— Pick your Own Trash
TWA
— Third World Assassin
SONAR
— Stupid Old Native American Radio
ADDIDAS
— All Day I Dream About Sports
TNT
— Tago Ng Tago
DSB
— Dougs Sick Baloney
WTF
— Webloggish Thingamablobage Formatterizer
ALLAH
— Arm-Leg-Leg-Arm-Head
HHG
— Holy Hand Grenade
YOLO
— You Only Love OneDirection
848
— 848 is used to describe one who thinks out side of the box. A person with a dream big mentality.
BFFB
— Bandidos Forever Forever Bandidos
UCSB
— U Can't Shoot the Basketball
NOH
— No One Home
LINUX
— Lovable Intellect Not Using Xp
ABCDEFGHIJ
— A Bi-Cycling Dandy Excuse for Getting Hibernated in January
ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off And I Droped My Taco
TOYOTA
— Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
SST
— Sweet Smelling Toilet
ATLA
— Another Three-Letter Acronym
NUDE
— Natural Ultimate Digital Experience
WINDOWS
— Will Install Needless Data On Whole System. Classic ironic 'backronym'. Perhaps a little unfair, but need we say more?...
SMOG
— Signal, Mirror, Over the Shoulder, Go
IVL
— Insane Vice Lords
KIBO
— Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
WPC
— Woman Police Constable
CFCZ
— Colorado Friends of Cajun and Zydeco
A
— About
GNH
— Gross National Happiness
WAGNER
— Wild Assed Guess Not Easily Refutable
UGLY
— Unique, Gifted, Lovable You
THS
— Talking Hump Syndrome
WAR
— Women Against Race
NINA
— No Irish Need Apply
EXERT
— Expert Xylophonists Exude Real Talent
FBSM
— Full Booty Stuffing Massage
SIC
— Sarcasm Is Contagious
LAWLL
— Laugh All Wide Like a Lion
NO
— Next Opportunity
TEAMWORK
— Talented Employees Attaining Meaningful Well Organized Rewarding Knowledge
XYZ-PDQ
— eXamine Your Zipper, Purty Darn Quick
YANG
— Young and Nasty Girl
GWYN
— Go Wash Your Neck!
REDDIT
— Read Every Darn Diddly Internet Thing
MAGIC
— My Ass Got Infected Coach
TWAIN
— Technology Without An Important Name
RLAB
— Roll Like A Buffalo
SAAB
— Sad Attempt At Beauty
RIP
— Really Into Partying
YWIMC
— Your Wish Is My Command
DINKY
— Double Income No Kids Yet
RCR
— Run Chicken Run
DIHT
— Device In Hand Technology
WIFE
— Wonderful Instrument for Entertainment
HEEI
— He Energizes Everyone Intentionally
LOLINAD
— Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress
OTG
— Over The Gun
TWA
— Teeny Weeny Airlines
NEWT
— Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests
SENTOSA
— So Expensive and Nothing to See Actually
BMS
— Broke My Scale
PPG
— Power Puff Girls
SPM
— Super Paper Mario
ASB
— Anime Style Battling
RIP
— Rest In Pizza
WTF
— Worse Than Failure
AB
— air brick
EWF
— Ears with Feet
GOAT
— Goes Over All Terrain
MBBS
— Mouth Big Brain Small
WOMPF
— Weapons Of Massive Paradigm Failure
VW
— Virtually Worthless
UTSL
— Use The Source, Luke
WNTW
— What Not to Wear
RTFM
— Read The Friendly Manual
PRDT
— Power Rangers Dino Thunder
KCMG
— Kindly Call Me God :-)
DEI
— Dabney Eats It
MAPOTI
— Most Annoying People on the Internet
RJY
— Riddle Joke Yoke
PUMA
— Press Until Milk Arrives
WSD
— We're so disco
KRYSTAL
— Kutest Right Yodeling Sister, Tall, Attractive, Lovable
HOMEWORK
— Half Of My Evening Wasted On Ridiculous Knowledge
BRAT
— Beautiful, Rich, Attentive, Thoughtful
PLF
— Penguin Liberation Front
WEP
— Worthless Equivalency Protocol
EGA
— Elegant Gothic Aristocrat
ENGLAND
— Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
ROTC
— Rotten Old Tin Can
MICHAEL
— Macho, Intelligent, Cute, Honest, Awesome, Exciting, Lonely
TRIUMPH
— This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
GRAS
— Generally Recognized As Safe
SNMP
— Security Not My Problem
WELI
— Women in Engineering Leadership Institute
LMFAO
— Loving My Friends and Others
INFP
— I Never Find Perfection
MNO
— Mom's Night Out
DMFY
— Don't Move Fred's Yo-Yo!
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Oracle
SISTER
— Sassy, Intelligent, Smart, Talented, Elegant, Raunchy
DYA
— Define Your Acronyms
EYT
— Eat Yourself Tonight
HDJ
— Hard Disc Jockey
TLC
— Tough Luck Charlie
RTTI
— Run-Time Type Identification
WIE
— Women in Engineering
FTOFL
— For Tunafish Or For Life
UNA
— Use No Abbreviations
QUIZ
— Question Under Intelligent Zone
MIK
— Mik Isn't Kitt
TEETH
— Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
SPAM
— Specially Processed Army Meat
LART
— Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
TIME
— Things I Must Earn
SODA
— Sexual Orientation Diversity Association
WNBA
— Women Not Being Attractive
PIN
— Prostatic Intraepithelial Neoplasia
IPPC
— Internet Pilot Planning Centre
NSYNC
— Northern Studs You Never Cuddle
OGD
— Original Gangsta Dawg
GUNS
— Gangsters United Not Separated
MARINE
— Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected
6_S3_
— 6 Empty Seats 3rd row
OME
— Old Man Emu
WIFE
— With Idiot For Ever
DKH
— Dont Know Hockey
LOSER
— Legions Of Self-Deluded Elitist Retards
TCK
— Third Culture Kid
SAAB
— Sorry Auto, Always Broken
KHDUDCM
— King Henry Doesn't Usually Drink Cold Milk
SAAB
— Send Another Automobile Back
OLIVER
— On Line Interactive Vicarious Expediter And Responder
OS/2
— Obsolete Soon, Too
TCW
— Tasty Coma Wife
MIMO
— Miss It - Miss Out!
ABH
— Anywhere But Here
QANTAS
— Quick And Nasty Typical Australian Service
GUD
— Greatest Uncommon Denominator
STO
— Space Tornado Ogawa
EXCEL
— Electronic Xylophones Create Electronic Listening
OTM
— Other Than Miata
UBC
— University of Billion Chinese
HOL
— Human Occupied Landfill
TIS
— Twenty Inches Strong
UFIA
— Unsolicited Finger in the Anus
TOYOTA
— Totally Obnoxious Youth-Oriented Trashy Automobile
PDG
— Pretty Darn Gross
CORSAIR
— Can Origami Really Start Anarchy In Russia?
JOMO
— Joy Of Missing Out (a backlash against FOMO)
WIFE
— Worries Inherited For Ever
WT
— White Trash
SPAM
— Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages
WWW
— World Wide Wasteland
LSHMSFOAIDMT
— Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off And I Dropped My Taco
HHB
— Half Human Band
SP
— South Park
WWW
— World Wild Web
WYD
— Who's Your Daddy?
BUFF
— Big Ugly Fat Fellow
ZSO
— Zelda's Secret Ocarina (website)
BLO
— Barbie Liberation Organization
BAN
— Bust A Nut
TODD
— Tiny On The Ding Dong
RUB
— Rich Urban Biker
LOTTO
— Lose Often To Terrible Odds
SPAM
— Specially Processed American Meat
SAP
— Satan's Accounting Program
RAS
— Recursive Acronym Syndrome
BUG OFF
— Buy Unlimited, Get One For Free
MOVIE
— Meeting of Villains Isn't Entertaining
CARY
— Containment Area for Relocated Yankees
WOER
— Wolves Of Eternal Respect
RICE
— Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement
VW
— Vagina Wagon
HOE
— Haters Of English
SHIT
— Society to Highlight Ingrate Terms
FCFG
— First Come First Go
RLS
— Ricks Loyal Supporters
SAM
— Secret Agent Man
FDS
— Fluffy Duck Syndrome
TTT
— Third Tier Toilet
SAGA
— Send A Granny Away
AIR
— Annals of Improbable Research
RIAA
— Righteous Indignation Against Attitude
QWERTY
— Quadratic Welding of Etherogeneous Rasterization Trigonometry of Yoda
RAV
— Really A Vehicle
TOF
— Two Old Fools
DEATH
— Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn
SWK
— Star Wars Kid
PVC
— Plastic and Very Cheap
SDJ
— Starter Deck Joey
DDF
— Doom Definition File
LOLOTFLMHO
— Laughing Out Loud On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
SCUM
— Southampton Council Union Members
LOM
— Lover Of Melons
BADD
— Bikers Against Dumb Drivers
RAH
— Rich Arse-Hole
PEARL
— Praise Enrichment And Renewal For Ladies
IYDHANTSDSAAA
— If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all
WWW
— Wait Wait Wait
3HO
— Healthy, Happy, Holy
SAP
— Slow And Painful
PAPOOS
— People Against the Propagation Of Our Species
COMA
— Come Out Of My Ass
SE
— Slower Edition
ASAT
— After Strat After Tele
AMOG
— Alpha-Male Other Guy
PDBAZ
— Please Don't Be a Zombie
SOOB
— Social Order Of The Beauceant
MDYB
— Made You Blush
KNOB
— Knights of the Noble Order of Britannia
TOD
— Temple of Doom
CMAR
— Cry Me A River
HOLDEN
— Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
OJD
— Obsessive Jonas Disorder
PERL
— Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister :-)
OTTWD
— Onwards Towards Total World Domination
ADEMCO
— Another Device Engineered Mainly To Cause Overtime
NAMBLA
— North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes
DFQ
— Don't Frigging Quit
ZS
— Zombie Squad
RAP
— Respice, Aspice, and Prospice
BCG
— Birth Control Glasses
IAFU
— International Association of Fake Universities
BOBFOC
— Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. Nightclub and dating vernacular, and not gender specific. (Ack JHB)
ALN
— Asynchronous Learning Networks
YCDBWYCID
— You Cannot Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
TGIF
— Tits Go In Front
MAMBA
— Miles And Miles Of Bloody Africa
FINALS
— Forget it, I Never Actually Learned this Stuff
AWANA
— Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed
WWW
— Work Work Work
SPAM
— Short Pointless Annoying Messages
GNO
— Girl's Night Out
THONG
— Topless Humans Organized for Natural Genetics
WOTAD
— Worship of the Almighty Dollar
PSL
— Perverted Sexual Lust
NSTG
— No stranger to Greggs ---- fat
BUFFALO
— A Bit Users Fast Friendly Aid To Logical Operation
WYW
— Wash Ya Wash
ALICE
— Abbreviation LIfter using Corpus-based Extraction
WTWE
— When the World Ends
POINT
— Pursuing Our Italian Names Together
DMP
— Dirty Mo Posse
TMH
— Too Much Homework
WOF
— Who's on First?
FLIRG
— First Lady I'd Rather Gag
IWHBYD
— I Would Have Been Your Daddy
RAP
— Retards Attempting Poetry. Mischievous bacronym poking fun at the rapping art form.
BITE
— Beer in the Evening
UJM
— Unbelievable Jolly Machine
VGL
— Very Good Looking
MUM
— Mixed Up Mother
GFNW
— Gordon Freeman Never Wins
DRINKS
— Delicious after 1 peg, Romantic after 2 pegs, Interesting after 3 pegs, Naughty after 4 pegs, King after 5 pegs, Satyanash after 6 pegs.
JB HUNT
— Just Been Hired, Unfortunately Not Trained ( Arkansas trucking company)
ROTC
— Rediculous and Offensive Training Corps
YAGO
— Yet Another Great Organizer
STEWART
— Stop Talking Especially When Arrogance Rules Them
YOGO
— You Only Grow Once
JELSA
— Jack Frost and Elsa
GGG
— Gutsy Geoid Guard
SCHOOL
— Seven Crap Hours Of Our Life
YSC
— Yenko Super Car
SCAB
— Still Can Afford Beer
VFD
— Village of Fowl Devotees
DSW
— Dear Sweet Wife
UMM
— Unholy Men Of Mars
WUD
— What's Up Doc
AOSTH
— Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
YMCA
— Your Money Cheerfully Accepted
PLYMOUTH
— Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
SAP
— Shut up And Pay
DAM
— Mothers against Dyslexia
WIFE
— Wonderful Instructor for Everyone
ZBZ
— Zero Bug Zone
YMCA
— Your Mom's Caught Again
RID
— Robots in Disguise
URL
— Universal Republic of Love
AAFES
— Another Attempt to Fool Enlisted Soldiers
SUW
— Smart Utility Wagon
NADD
— Nerd Attention Deficit Disorder
DA
— Dumbledore's Army
WAR
— White Aryan Resistance
YALE
— Yuppie And Liquorless Emptiness
PCU
— Politically Correct University
RAP
— Really Angry People
BIEBER
— Believe in Everything Because Everything's Reachable
HSELS
— Hell Suffering Expressed as Lackluster School
HHMTPF
— Ha Ha Man, That's Pretty Funny
AFDB
— Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
TO-
— The Three-Letter Word, 'TOE' Minus The Last Letter 'E' or word 'TOP' Minus Letter 'P'.
WYSIWYG
— What You've Seen Is What You Got
SH
— Sonic Heroes
NICK
— Never Install Ceiling Kites
MATT SCHOOLEY
— Really Gay
TOYOTA
— Take Out Your Old Tools Again
BUIIGTBABR
— Buckle Up, It is Going To Be A Bumpy Ride
MU
— Marvel Universe
KRITISUNDER
— Kids Recognize Immaturity, Tangibility, Incomprehensability, Sensibility, Understanding, and Nurturing During Every Race
POT
— Puff on this
MXM
— Mrs Xelloss Metallium
DISXD
— Disney XD (channel 122)
RS
— Rogue Spear
GIP
— Giant Inflatable Penguin
PEER
— People Enjoy Eating Rice
SH
— She's Hot
YMCA
— Yesterday's Meal Cooked Again
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Object
DYB
— Destroy Your Business
ROTC
— Rotten Old Team Cowards
MADD
— Men Against Daiquiri Drinkers
DNK
— Destructively Nefarious Kids
SPAM
— Senseless Pointless Annoying Message
YPFM
— You're Perfect For Me
RAD
— Really Awesome Dude
SES
— Smile Empty Soul
PPN
— Pokemon Palace Network
RCA
— Really Crappy Appliance
TEAMWORK
— Tonight Ends A Month's Worth Of Rowing Kanoes
SMBFO
— Suck My Big Fat One
SCHOOL
— Six Crapy Hours Of Our Life
SRH
— Supporting Radical Habits
BUY
— Bring Um Young
FHW
— Fiona Has Wings
WWLH
— Why We Love Haruka
TLA
— Three Letter Acronym
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchical Organizational Oracle
APFM
— A Place for Mom
AIESEC
— Anyone Interested Experiencing Something Extra Cool
SCF
— Sammy Carla Forever
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hypertext Online Organizer
ZOMG
— Zombies Oh My God
SONY
— She's Obviously Not Yours
CADD
— Computer Assisted Day Dreaming
SCUBA
— Some Come Up Barely Alive
TN
— Trade NAFTA
KLPD
— Kharay Lund Pay Dhoka
SHIT
— Sorry Honey, It's Thursday
WIFE
— Who Irritates For Everything
SSS
— Super Secret Something
RPS
— Rotten Parts Shippers
SMS
— Slow Moving Software
POLICE
— People Often Lie In Confidence Everywhere
UCI
— University Of Chinese Immigrants
ASAD
— A Sher A Day
JKMF
— Just Kidding My Friend
TARDIS
— The Army 'Round Doncaster Is Stationary
YAM
— Youngsters Against McAfee
FDNY
— Funny Dude Now Yawning
STFU
— Stealing Turkeys from Uncle
IVLA
— Four Letter Acronym
FCJ
— From Commander John
QANTAS
— Quick And Nasty Tacky And Substandard
WEMO
— Wannabe Emo
TMZ
— Task Monkey Zero
EMERALD NUTS
— Even Marketing Executives Recognize A Little Druid Networking Under The Stairs
GROSS
— Get Rid Of Slimy Girls
HTD
— Happiness through Drinking
WIFE
— Washing, Ironing, Feeding, and Entertainment
ITTOOTP
— In The Toilet Out Of Toilet Paper
WASTE
— We Await Silent Tristero's Empire
LUCY
— Less Useful Chunks Yank
WIFE
— Washing, Ironing, Feeding, Enjoyment
BINGO
— Bollocks Im Not Going Out
SCL
— Senior Crossdressing League
CRAY
— Completely Redundant Array of Yuppies
WIB
— Women In Business
IF
— Incorrigible Flirt
AAMSU
— All Assam Missing Students Union
SISO
— Slow Input, Slow Output
THOMAS
— The Hero Of My Aunt Sally
PCH
— Please Close The Highway
WTPY
— Where's The Party, Yaar?
USA
— Under Skirt Area
AFLAC
— Association for Lighting a Candle
TZF
— The Zelda Fan
OHW
— Old Haggard Witch
MUSE
— Miserable Ugly Spastic Entities
LLW
— Leather-Levi Weekend
WTO
— World Toilet Organisation
ZF
— Zelda Forever
NFAW
— National Foundation for Australian Women
DTRS
— Don't Touch a Running System!
COWCA
— Canadian Organization Without A Cool Acronym
SUV
— Senseless Urban Vehicle
WIFE
— Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
GREEDY OLD PHLUCKERS
— Gop
SRV
— Stans Renewable Viagra
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hasty Organizer Of Opportunity
WYSIWYM
— What You See Is What You Mean
COTC
— Clan Of The Camper
SNAFU
— Slippy Network Administrators oFf-sick Utility
NYPA
— Not Your Personal Army
ADAM
— A Dame Attractive Man
ZINK
— Go to Za Bottom of Za Zea
IVD
— Innovative Veterinary Diet
GFB
— Go Fast Bits
PUNK
— Pissant Upchucking Narcissistic Knuckleheads
WGDD
— Women, Gender and Development Directorate
TMKT
— Teenage Mutant Kungfu Turtles
CGN
— Crazy Go Nuts
VTS
— Vash the Stampede
WILD
— Watches Id Like To Dispose
SHH
— Sonic Hedgehog
ETOPS
— Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim
MMZ
— Monkeys, Midgets and Zombies
A4U
— Acronyms for You
YES
— Yankees Eat Shit
PCTD
— Please Close The Door
TIRED
— THIRTYSOMETHING INDEPENDENT RADICAL EDUCATED Dropout
CYCF
— Cut Your Carrots Finely
SI
— Slow and Ignorant
WMD
— Weapons of Mass Distraction
SAT
— Stupid American Test
AFGE
— Another Freakin Growth Experience
Z
— Zany
CARB
— Cheney Ashcroft Rumsfeld Bush
MOTU
— Mark of the Unicorn
CGI
— Crappy Graphics Interface
CHEVORLET
— Cracked Head Every Valve Or Rod Leaks Every Time
SOB
— Silly Old Bear
ABGB
— Anyone But Gordon Brown
MDH
— Mahashian Di Hatti
VIP
— Very Important Princess
PAH
— Petz Against Hate
BDM
— Brain Dead Muppet
OLGA
— Old Lady Going Anywhere
ACOS
— Anti-Capitalist Operating System
HITLER
— How The Left Ear Is Ringing
PTO
— Pull Toyota Out
EOA
— Embassy of Aesthetics
WIBT
— Women in Business Today
SLUT
— Spitting Like U Too
ERP
— Everyday Rob People
BUD
— Busted Up Dog
BFPB
— Business in the Front Party in the Back
WHAT
— White Hatred All The Time
ROF
— Roll on Friday
HSME
— High School Musical is Evil
NOOP
— No One Owns People
CSB
— Coffee, Sex, and Biscuits
WIHP
— Women in High Places
RF
— Ripper Free
TS
— Total Stud
WINDOWS
— Work Is Never Done On a Windows System
HOLD
— Hypocrisy, Obfuscation, Lies, And Deception
SMAC
— Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
YFN
— Young Feminist Network
IOCD
— iPhone Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
IISTGTBTIPI
— If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is
SPOOF
— Society for the Protection of Old Fishes
L2B
— Love(s) To Brag
ANNA
— Anna Needs Neuroblastoma Answers
US ARMY
— Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
TAB
— The Angry Beavers
BECCA
— Be Extra Careful! Crazy Animal!
SMP
— Smoke More Pot
CMSU
— Call Me Stupid University
IMQ
— I Must Quit
WYSIWYG
— What You Say Is What You Get
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchically Office Oracle
FDK
— Four Dumb Kids
WIFE
— Washing Ironing Fun And Entertainment
WHA
— Weird Hungry And Annoying
YAHOO
— Yet Another Helpful Operation Origin :-)
FTRB
— Fétih Temmo w Rékhé Baydo
WNO
— World Nap Organization
FATZ
— From A To Z
WGN
— World's Greatest Network
NOAA
— No Organization at All
SPC
— Samurai Pizza Cats
SNMP
— Super Nana Mega Plaisante
USIA
— UnSanitary and Ignorant Aliens
PD
— Pesky Demons
JAT
— Joke About Time
SWAMP
— Sflis Wing Of Anime And Manga People
RFR
— Radio Free Roscoe
AJA
— Advanced Juggling Articles
IYSTMYNTJAAASG
— If You See This Message, You Need To Join An Acronym Addicted Support Group
TOYOTA
— Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum
WIFE
— Wholely Idiot and Funny Entertainer
DCI
— Demented Chicks Incorporated
REDDIT
— Really Exciting Daily Dose of Internet Trash
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchically Odiferous Oracle
YACC
— Yet Another Crazy Comic
INDY
— I'm Not Dead Yet
RTFM
— Read the Famous Manual
ID10T
— ID 10 T error - Generated by a Brain Damaged User (BDU)
CHIMPS
— Can't Help In Most Policing Situations
WOJS
— Watchers Of Jack's Six
MMX
— More Marketing Xcrement
SINGLE
— Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Loved Everyday
WOMBAT
— Word Of Mouth Buy And Tell
CASE
— Can't Afford Something Else
AAT
— The Alliance Against Trolls
GOS
— Girlfriend of Steel
MALF
— Must Attempt Less Foning
AAG
— Anime And Games
BLUNT
— Beautiful Language Unifies Numberless Teachers
SLUT
— Society for Liberation of Undone Trousers
SIMA
— She Is My Angel
AHEM
— Animaniacs Handy Episode Manual
ZM
— Zero Meister
RCMP
— Recomended Cocaine and Marijuana Pushers
RV
— Ruins Vacation
MIKE
— Mister "I Know Everything"
NFNT
— Not Free, No Talk
ZOMG
— Zeus Oh My God
SOS
— Save Our Saucepans
PUMA
— Please Use Me Again
ILMNP
— I Love My New Phone
ACCOUNT
— Always Consider Cheating On Unexpected Nasty Tests
TGINM
— Thank God It's Not Monday
MRY
— My Rectum Yearnsforlittleboysweiners
ZIE
— Zen Is Everything - and Everywhere
GCHEESE
— Google Copernicus Hosting Environment and Experiment in Search Engineering
IFBI
— I Feel Brave Instantly
BSSM
— Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon
SUV
— Senseless Urban Vulgarity
YOLNT
— You Only Live Nine Times
SAM
— Strategically Altered Mutant
CHRIS
— Chris Has Right To Instigate Shenanigans
UAE
— Unusable Amiga Emulator
SCTM
— Slight Chuckle To Myself
MEAN
— Marvelous Excellent Awesome Nice
PENIS
— People Entertained Never in Sports
RPI
— Retarded People's Institute
TF
— Terminal Flatulence
IUPAC
— International Union of Pedantic and Annoying Chemists
NBW
— Nut, Bolt and Washer
DDE
— Daylight Demon Eyes
BABE
— Balanced, Authentic, Bold, Erotic
SWIFT
— Sure Wish I'd Finished Training
XXX
— Xtremely Xcruciating Xperience
DILLIGAF
— does it look like i give a f**k
ABOUT
— All Beginning Of Us Talk
ANGEL
— Annoying Nerve Grinding and Extremely Loathsome
WFH
— Wages for Housework Campaign
GPL
— Gand Pay Laat
MIH
— Men in Hats
RJ
— Rectum Jammer
MILK
— My Ittybitty Little Kokopelli
COED
— City of Exacerbated Difference
BLOGGER
— Big Lost Ogres Grab Giggling Elephants Rapidly
WIFE
— Wash, Iron, Fold, and Entertain
GMP
— Give Me Paper
CFD
— Cow Fluid Dynamics
JOC
— Jack Off Club
LIAT
— Leave Island Any Time
ABAP
— Absolutely Bogus Applications and Products
ATAT
— All Taigs Are Targets
RAAF
— Roswell Army Air Force
SAND
— Steve's Amazing New Device
DPG
— Dog Pound Gangsta
WFX
— We Fight For Xev
GNUEMACS
— Generally Not Used, Except by Middle-Aged Computer Scientists
YAFTS
— Yet Another Free T-Shirt
TGS
— The Gargoyles Saga
ACAVE
— Always Craps Among Various Environments
FFS
— For Fun Sakes
SMELLY
— Society for Meaningless Evil, Larceny, Lying and Yelling
FUMTU
— Fouled Up More Than Usual
AATO
— Acronyms Are Taking Over
BIK
— Born into Kaos
YMCA
— Yahoo! Mail Connects Aliens
WHIO
— White House in Orbit
UMNO
— Useless; Make Noise Only
LMK
— Let's Make Kids
SUBARU
— Sometimes Useful But Always Really Underpowered
BME
— Blossom Mushiform Encephalopathy
ABATE
— Always Bring Alcohol To Events
NTID
— Nutty Team Investage For Deaf
INXS
— In Need of Xtra Singer
ICA
— Ivan Codd Approved
ERT
— Entirely Retiscent Torpor
SUFI
— Super Finger
OLJ
— Obnoxious Little Jerk
PTM
— Powdered Toast Man
AAS
— Arrogance, Apostasy, and Stupidity
ICDL
— Irritated Cats Damage Legs
SHIT
— Skanky Hoes In Tights
EGO
— Evil Genius Organization
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchical Offensive Oracle
BAF
— Blame America First
MIOLO
— Move It Or Lose It
ZPG
— Zapping Procreator Greediness
ACRG
— Animaniacs Cultural Reference Guide
LAME
— Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
CCTV
— Charles Clarke's Todger Visible
GSL
— Ggyy's Software Laboratory
DKNY
— Donkey Kong No Yelling
NSYS
— Never Sell Yourself Short
MMO
— Marvel Mystery Oil
RRR
— Rum Romanism And Rebellion
BOMBS
— Bollocks, Our Mate's Been Shagged!
VB
— Vile Brew
ABV
— Anyone But Vajpayee
BMOACAO
— Bend Me Over, Here Comes Another One
LSHMBB
— laughing so hard my belly's bouncing
DUMB
— Donuts Under My Bed
ABD
— Anything But a Doctor
FBL
— Fantasy Beyblade League
YIKES
— Yes, I Kan Edit Stuff
BOOB
— Bundles Of Outstanding Beauty
LIU
— Look It Up
LMH
— Little Man in a Hole
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Orifice
NND
— Not Now Darling
TWIMC
— Texting While In Mid Conversation
MECCA
— Middle East Cross Central Asia
VISTA
— Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, Adware
PPTP
— Pigeon Packet Transfer Protocol
NEPA
— Never Expect Power Again
BOYS
— Bring On Your Scissors
YALE
— Y'all A Looney Englishman
IPD
— Ikon Police Department
OBO
— Oh baby Oh
OCPD
— Obsessive Compulsive Potter Disorder
WUFF
— Weird, Unusual, Freaky, and Fun
EC
— Entertaining Comics
REPULICAN
— Real Everyday People Understanding Laws In Campaigning And Nationalism
AABC
— Absolute Anime of Broward County
YMMB
— Yet More Microsoft Bashing
YKWIS
— You Know What I'm Sayin?
UXM
— Uncanny X-Men
NITRO
— Nothing Interesting; Turn Raw On
BD
— Bondage and Discipline
MBN
— More Bad News
YAK
— Yet Another Kommodity
TSS
— The Spoiler Squad
RIAA
— Retarded Idiots Association of America
STUART
— Society To Undermine Annoy ad Ruthlessly Torment
TTV
— Totally Tasteless Video
AAO
— Assassin Alliance Organization
AFSCME
— Association of Fools Scheming to Cheat Massachusetts Employees
SUG
— Sugar
IDCB
— Inverted Dead-Cat Bounce
BITCHES
— Biting Into Twelve Crunchy, Hungry Elephants Slightly
YALE
— You Always Lose Everything
UCK
— Ultimate Clan Killers
ABBR
— Any Black Bean Ranch?
RQQ
— Rice Queen Quotient
WWF
— Win Win Forever
AC-130
— AirCraft with 130 Caliber bullets
DITM
— deep-in-the-money
ADL
— A Dumb Level
AAE
— Animal Alter Ego
HAHA
— Hideous Artwork Has Award
FMJ
— Fat Mean Jailer
SPAM
— Stuff Posing as Meat
TOTO
— Tak Ori Tapi Ok
QANTAS
— Quite A Nice Trip, All Survived
SUV
— Shameful Unregulated Vehicle
SMYT
— Show Me Your Tights
RTFG
— Read The F***ing Google
HND
— Have No Dough
MYOB
— Mind Your Own Beeswax
AUZ
— Another Uneducated Zitface
SCAM
— The Social Creative Association of Marketing
NBGH
— No Body Goes Home
AGA
— Anti-Gackt Association
REDDIT
— Read Every Damn Dumb Internet Thing
WDYLSM
— Why Do You Laugh So Much?
HYIP
— Hype Yourself Into Poverty
GF
— Goofy Female
KPCOFGS
— Kings Play Chess On Fuzzy Green Stools
TC
— Tickle Club
SWALCAKWS
— Sealed With A Lick 'Cause A Kiss Wouldn't Stick
JDE
— Just a Development Environment
OY
— Oh Yeah
DARC
— Directorate for Anarchy, Revenge, and Chaos
TEC
— The Elite Clan
AT
— Awkward Turtle
NEFF
— Never Expect Flying Fish
ACE
— A Crappy Effort
TFJ
— Truly Fond Of Jonasay
ROTFLMAOYSST
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off Yet Somehow Still Typing
JBO
— Junior Boys Own
CBM
— Cam Brain Machine
TYW
— Tell You What
FUBAHOR
— Fouled Up Beyond All Hope Of Recovery
YG
— Yellow Gremlin
ROTFL
— Roll Over The Floor Laughing
RSA
— Rock Solid Algorithm
NBSP
— No Body Spanks Porcupines
JULIA
— Julia's United Loyal Internet Alliance
VPL
— Visible Panty Liner
ROTFLDM
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Like Draco Malfoy
TDAH
— Tall Dark And Handsome
YAK
— The Year of Anti-Kids
NH
— Nut House
WAIG
— Wide Area Information Garbage
ZI
— Zombie Island
FCG
— Flying Crank Ghost
FOCA
— Formula One Cartoon Archive
OTH
— Oh The Horror
CAFR
— Clearly A Fraud within the Republic
GLP
— Get Low Playas
AMAT
— Association of Men Against Tights
NIOSH
— Needlestick Initiative For Occupational Standards and Health
DEEG
— Don't Exagerate Excessive Gorgeousness
ROTC
— Retards On The Campus
BUS
— Bodies Under Seige
YJN
— Young Jedi Niagara
PFG
— Pink Flying Goa
YACHT
— You Are Costing Him Thousands
TGAP
— The Great and Powerful
GINGER
— Guess I Never Get Everything Right
CEGEP
— Can't Education Get Easier Please
JEW
— Jimmy Eat World
FTRA
— Fast Toys Ram Air
ZKC
— Zettai Karen Children
MUTE
— Mercy Unto The Ears
FPFC
— Full Page Full Color
ACRA
— Automated Club Romance Analyzer
TCJ
— The Comics Journal
DAMM
— Drunks Against MADD Mothers
IBB
— I Be Bangin
MAR
— Messing Around Racing
BOTW
— Boner Of The Week
COLLEGE
— Commonly Optimistic Legends Learning to Enlighten their Graduation of Education
ILYT
— EYELUVEWETRULEE
ACFA
— A Crazy Freaky Animal
OMEN
— Old Mean Evil Nasty
MHA
— Melissa Haters Of America
NASDC
— Networked Array of Slow Discarded Computers
YFC
— Yaoi Fangirls Congregation
TMDL
— Too Many Damn Lawyers
TOM
— Thoroughly Obedient Moron
LMNO
— Laugh My Nuts Off
UYB
— Up Your Bum
NATHAN
— Non Articulate Theoretical Humans Are Nice
GMA
— GOLDEN MOUSE AWARDS
AACF
— Atrium Acceptance Celebratory Facelift
KFL
— Knee Football League
FFG
— Fit French Guy
LWO
— Latino World Order (wrestling)
HOD
— House Of Dorks
SWIFT
— So What? I'm a Fruity Truckdriver
SQC
— Sonia Quarters Crips
DIZ
— Danny Isa Zombie
AEBS
— Anarchist Emergency Broadcasting System
WWW
— Wet, Wild, & Willing
ROTFLMFAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
RBC
— Red Banana Cult
SMUG
— Seldom Met Users Group
DNRC
— Dogbert's New Ruling Class
YLG
— Your Local Goddess
ZMU
— Zelda Member Update
WJHH
— What Just Happened Here
GRIP
— General Roustabout In Production
TTFN
— Talk To Farkin Nerds
LPU
— Lovely Professional University
KIL
— Kelly Is Limpotent
XNG
— X- Nice Guy
SPCU
— Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Unicorns
ADU
— Arnie Demolition Unit
HBK
— Has-Been Kid
FTE
— Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
GOMW
— Get Out of My Way
DOH
— Dropped on Head
IRV
— In room vending
CHAD
— Chapel Hill Alternative Dude
MFJ
— Makes Faulty Junk
ALPO
— Animal Liberation Press Office
ACO
— A Crappy Observer
NANO
— Need A Night Out
ZMP
— Zombie Monkey Projects
PYP
— Play Your Part
TWAIN
— Thing Without An Interesting Name
CHAMP
— Calendars Help Absent Minded People
SOS
— Save Our Smallville
WJ
— Wicked Jeep
DUNE
— Developed Under Narcotic Euphoria
AGAPE
— Athletes Going After Perfection Everyday
QPQ
— Quench Pollish Quench
YMCA
— Yay! My Cat is Alive!
GOG
— Good Old Gare
HEY
— Hardly Earned Yen
GITS
— Geeks In The Streets
VICTOR
— Vector for Imaginary Cartoons Thwarting Our Reading
YALE
— Yet Another Lame Education
I.E.
— that is
BRE
— Brock Racing Enterprises
CPK
— Crazy Poway Kids
RPU
— Royal Prune University
FLF
— Funny-Looking Face
SWMBO
— She Who Makes Brewing Obligatory
HFS
— Hamel Flying Saucer
IW
— Immortal Warriors
PTSD
— Pre Traumatic Sex Disorder
CUWTA
— Catch Up With The Acronyms
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchical Optimal Organizer
LOLA
— Legion Of Lame Asses
IEN
— Imperial Elven Navy
BMQ
— Blowin' Money Quicker
UCLA
— University of Central Los Angeles
SQ
— Slum Queen
AOH
— Ancient Order of Homophobes
HSO
— Help Sunil Out
WBPW
— Wakefield Business & Professional Women's Organization
JSW
— Jet Set Willy
NAFTL
— National Association for Fucking with The Law
WCB
— Water Closet Bob
KDE
— Kool Desktop Environment
MFL
— Money For Life
LEXUS
— Lousy EXtra Unreliable Stinker
HMS
— Hunting Melin Sons
MSP
— MUD Sound Protocol
XRIM
— X number of Retarded Ignorant Motorists
YAHOO
— Yet Another Hierarchical Organizational Order
KATA
— Kittens Answer To All
ABL
— Another Boeing Layoff
LFAP
— Live Free And Pee
DOVE
— Digital Orbiting Voice Encoder
MAYA
— Martians Are Your Attackers
BUSS
— Bunnies Under Sneezing Snails
IAFI
— I am from India
UMD
— Unbelievable Magic Disc
AAAG
— Against Annoying Animated Gifs
BRIG
— Bunny Rump In Ginger
ABSA
— All Butts Smell Association
IGA
— Ignorant Grocers Association
WMVD
— Weapons of Mass Vampire Destruction
ALIGARH
— All Lovely Indian Girls Always Reside here
DOOW
— Database of Our Owlish Wisdom
CNC
— Cool Not Complicated
OPA
— Other Peoples' Attraction
WOB
— Way Off Broadway
RN
— Real Nurse
WWW
— World Without Women
SLS
— Superb Level of Service
BOTE
— Boring Oblivious Truculent Evil
SMIT
— Smelly Monkeys In Tents
MIC
— Mutilation Infantry Clik
RIP
— Rest In Pieces
STAG
— Some Transgenders Are Guys
UBW
— Ultra Big Willy
SABENA
— Sod All Baggage Every Night Away
KFK
— Kicks for Kids
WALT
— Wild And Lethal Trash
BOG
— Big Orange Gonad
BRC
— Big Remote Control
SANDWICH
— Special Association for Narcotics Deception, Witchcraft Infanticide, Coercion, and Hatred
RIAA
— Remember Indo American Arrogance
OOSH
— Organization Of Super Heroes
AEH
— Ants Eat Hats
IMACB
— I Am A Cool Boy
SE
— Splinter Edition
HPSF
— Horrible Property Set Format
VHDL
— Very Hard Difficult Language
WB
— Wizz Banger
UAL
— United Anime Lovers
ISB
— Irish Stud Book
AFU
— All Frigged Up
DSF
— Digital Solidarity Fund
ADIO
— Awesome Dogs In Outfit
HICJ
— Hand In Cookie Jar
WFGA
— Washington Fish Growers Association
YOLO
— You Obviously Love Oreos
DODAJ
— Dad of Damn Adult Jokes
DEP
— Department of Environmental Pollution
TOTS
— Trick Or Treat Safely
BCOE
— Best Curriculum On Earth
SCANS
— Stupendous Creative Acronym Nicely Stated
TDC
— The Dragon Clan
MICE
— Monstrous Ingenious Catastrophic Exam
ABK
— Almighty Bad Killa
CDS
— Cell Death Server
SPEW
— Society for Protection of Elvish Welfare
COTE
— Clan Of The Eyrie
OLG
— Obnoxious Little Goofball
LSMMTUAFIMC
— Laughing So Much, My Turban Unravels and Falls In My Curry
CTN
— Convenience, Tobacco, and News
WTF
— Whys That Funny
EMOKIDS
— Ever-Meandering Offspring Kicking Innocent Daddy's Shins
HTM
— Home Theater Man
YAHOO
— Y Are Hobos On Ones
REDDIT
— Reading Endlessly During Day Into Twilight
UPS
— Unbelievably Poor Service
GUTS
— Girls Using Technology Skillfully
ANON
— Anarchy Now Or Never
VHDL
— Very Hard Description Language
CRAFT
— Cannot Remember A Fxxxx Thing
MUPPET
— Most Un-Professional Person Ever Trained
DDOS
— Distributed Denial of Sleep
FLAAAP
— Funny Limits Acquiesce Additional Attributes Piously
GEX
— Geckos
EHS
— Exploding Head Syndrome
FNN
— Fantasy News Network
GC
— Girl's Cat
WISH
— Women In The Senate And House
WACK
— We All Celebrate Koinonia
WAGS
— Watch, Ask, And Greet Safely
UD
— Utility Dog
DYLTD
— Do You Like To Dance
JOSHUA
— Justice Organization Sharing Hope and United for Action
NDC
— Nasty Dually Creator
OCDE
— OCDE is me. O - head, C - arms, D - Belly, E - legs
WWW
— What's Wrong, Wilma?
FLEGNARD
— Floating Little Evil Gremlins Now Are Ridin' Dirty
HARM
— Huge Angular Red Marshmallow
BLU
— Bye, Love You!
RLDD
— Rama Lama Ding Dong
LASAR
— Liverpool Asylum Seeker and Refugee
YMCA
— Your Mom's Cooking Agency
CPT
— Closet Prude Triplets
MIS
— Mindless Information Saturation
WWE
— Willy Wonkas' Egg
VOLKSWAGEN
— Very Old Lowered Kustom Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
ATARI
— And They Are Real Idiots
AHA
— Activism Hacking Artivism
TJ
— Trendy Jeep
EAPF
— Early Adopter Punishment Fee
CLINTON
— Call Lewinsky; I Need That Orgasm Now
DEFRA
— Department Of Eradicating Farming And Real Agriculture
BONK
— Bart's Original Nut Kracker
JGP
— Joking Garrulous Paul
SAPFU
— Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
REDDIT
— Ridiculously Egocentric Dumbs Deciding Internet Trends
WA
— Why ask
WTS
— Wishful Thinking Syndrome
QKT
— Quietly Killing Time
YARC
— Year A Round Corporation
TWAT
— Tactical Women's Alert Team
TGIF
— Thank God It's Flippant
RESULTS
— Responsibility for Ending Starvation Using Legislation Trimtabbing and Support
UDP
— Unreliable Damn Protocol
IMC
— It's My Company
SOY
— Straight Outta York
RCT
— Roller Coaster Tycoon
GARUDA
— Go And Relax Untill Delay's Announcement
PIA
— Pain In Ass
ANAL
— Annoying, Noxious, Allways Lingering
WOFW
— Watch Out For Will
OLE
— Object Linking And Embezzling
RECYCLE
— Reuse Energy Cautiously Even Though Kids Litter Excessively
NKOTB
— Nauseating Kitsch Of Teeny Boppers
HTN
— Hairy Top Nose
ABA
— Anything But Agriculture
FATASS
— Federal Air Transportation Association
RAAF
— Royal Australian Acronym Factory
CSAP
— Comprehensive School Alienation Program
PITA
— People Ingesting Tasty Animals
REN
— Responding to Executive's Needs
PUNK
— Person Under No King
CC4CP
— Coo Coo for Coco Puffs
CLAH
— Cackle Like A Hen
ROUS
— Rodent Of Unusual Size
WJ
— Wife's Jeep
LMAO
— Leave My A** Olone
FIC
— Fanfiction In The Context
TJ
— Terrible Joke
EEUU
— Even Ebonics Understand Uraguan
DELCO
— Does Engine Leak Coolant Often
BES
— Besonders Especially So
ROFL
— Real Orrible Funny Laugh
TPE
— Toilet Paper Engineering
NORAD
— New Oranges Right After Death
JCD
— Just Call Dave
ASN
— Alliance of Soup Nazis
SPIKE
— Spike's Personality Is Kinda Evil
FNG
— Friggin New Guy
YO
— Yo-yo that only goes down
OECD
— Organization For Economic Coercion and Direction
AAR
— Anime Academy Radio
QOD
— Quality Of Dis-service
SCRAM
— Sektor's Crazy Ruffian Away Machine
TAD
— Touch And Die
AFL
— Australian Faggots League
DPRK
— Dirty Pigheaded Rotten Kommunists
BFD
— Big Friggin Day
SCSI
— Super Computer System Integration
MCTV
— Mindless, Cruel, Tactless, Vindictive
LPFM
— Lottsa Poor Fools Money
ACL
— Another Classless Laker
DRA
— Die Retire Or Adapt
SERE
— Sugar Extended Regular Expression
TFS
— Team Four Star
SWAT
— Super Wedgie And Thong
AARGH
— All Accidents R Gonna Hurt
BDSM
— Big Dogs Smell Men
RACHEL
— Rocking Around Chistmas Holidays Elves Laugh
WWW
— World Wide Worries
SETI
— Search For Extra Transistors Inside
RWO
— Ryoga's World Order
WINDOWS
— What It Never Does OK: Work Stably
ILEC
— Incumbents Letting Equity Crash
HBC
— Here Before The Company
UFW
— U Fail to Win
SMILE
— Sweet Mile In Life to Enjoy
BQ
— Bum Quads
ISDP
— I See Dead People
SAS
— Special Aircraft for Saints
MALE
— Men Are Lacking Everything
ABEC
— Attention Brings Extra Crap
FONT
— Friends Of Neal Tringham
SKL
— Saturday Knight Live
MVA
— Mitch's Voice Announcer
KITA
— Kick In The Anatomy
USB
— Ultra-Stupid Butthead
DODI
— Died on Dashboard Impact
TBK
— Tranga Boy Koen
WIPM
— Women in Project Management
EGG
— Evil Garys Goatee
LOCA
— Loss of Coffee Accident
FWBN
— Friend With Big Nose
FOC
— Freak Out Crazy
CMIG
— Chocolate Milk Is Good
ADP
— Always Disappointing Payroll
GSOH
— God Save Our Hamsters
SWAT
— Sweeping Waste And Trash
TGIF
— Thank God Its Fun
GOSG
— Good Luck Online Support Group
VOLVO
— Very Old Large Vehicle Owner
RAF
— Ranma and Akane Fanfiction
WMD
— Win More Democrats
TRIO
— Three Really Inspired Obsessors
SPACE
— Sisters Playful Anarchy Causes Emergency
GURU
— Great Understanding, Really Useless
AEK
— Alternate Elvis King
YFC
— You Farting Currently
UNLV
— U Never Leave Vegas
SONET
— Send Only Near Electrical Transmission
RURAL
— Remuneration Usually Ridiculous And Laughable
THEE
— Tall Hats Eat Elephants
CAIR
— Crooks And Islamic Rascals
JA
— Jack of Aces
NFH
— Neighbors From Hell
WKBW
— Wimpy Kiddie Baby Whiners
NIAID
— Never Inhale An Infectious Disease
OHR
— Official Hamster Republic
ASW
— Awfully Slow Warfare
VB
— Vomit Beer
EV
— Evil Vampire
TCS
— Trash Can Sinatras
MARINES
— Mostly Army Rejects In Naval Entertainment Service
GBP
— Good, Bad, and Pretty
ALIT
— At Least Its Thursday
GOM
— Grouchy Old Man
PST
— Pagan Standard Time
DCOC
— Deutschen Chill Out Charts
FAB
— Friends Against Bullying
ANUS
— Another Nonsensical Usage of Spinach
GMH
— General Mechanical Heap
FTML
— French Toast My Life
BEASTIE
— Boys Entering Anarchist State Toward Internal Execellence
TBC
— Teddy Bear Club
RD
— Retarded Donkey
ANX
— Anime Nation X
EMILIE
— Emilie Marie Is Lying In Everglades
WIZB
— Wizard Bears
OLDS
— Old Ladies Drive Slow
SOB
— Silly Old Boy
BEV
— Bug Eyed Varment
IUPUI
— It's a University Perpetually Under Investigation
DOHC
— Don't Open His Crack
YMB
— Yet More Beer
ACS
— Act Cool School
SOS
— Save Our Socks
SHIT
— Super Hero In Training
UYA
— Up Your Arsenal
WASP
— Wankers Are Sexually Procastinated
FINA
— Famous International Net Artist
WTF
— Whack The Face
PARE
— Preparation Action Reflection And Evaluation
ALB
— Anti Lock Brain
TTYW
— Talk To Your Wife
PSK
— Pasta, Spinach, and Kianti
ASHES
— Another Sad Horrific English Series
ELAL
— Every Landing Always Late
VAU
— Vampires Among Us
AMANDA
— Always Mindless And Never Does Anything
MDIYD
— My Dime Is Your Dime
LEADER
— Lizzie Enthusiastically Assumes Daring Executive Role
FCS
— Fury Coding Shorts
ZIP
— Zero Intelligence Plus
SUV
— Sport Utility Volvo
REDDIT
— Ridiculously Empty Discussions Dissolving Into Tits
FCB
— Frozen Carbonated Beverage
TBS
— Think Before Speaking
WIKM
— Women In Knowledge Management
STFU
— Super Toga Football Umbrella
WWF
— We Will Fight
FRIEND
— For Rooting If Ever Not Dating
FRANCE
— Frogs, Rats, and Nazi Criminal Embracers
EB
— Elongated Boner
LTK
— Long Tailed Kitty
TJ
— Trendy John
NZT
— New Zork Times
XML
— Xtra Microsoft Loopholes
MOSFET
— Massively Obese Sodomised Feild Effect Transistor
JOK
— Joke
CLOSED
— Chickens Loose On Scale Extremely Dangerous!
ACPI
— All Chips Permanently Incinerated
WAJ
— World According to Jess
TDA
— Technological Display of Affection
DIESEL
— Dumb Interpretively Evaluated String Expression Language
DDO
— Digital Dental Office
HCE
— Halo Combat Evolved
TEST
— Too Expert So don't Take
YMCA
— You Might Catch AIDS
OPML
— Other Peoples' Markup Language
DCIM
— Dancing Chicken In Mars
OLQ
— Obnoxious Little Queer
NIC
— Nothing Is Complicated
WOW
— Way Out Wednesday
USC
— United States of Consciousness
SUBARU
— Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Along Roads Unpaved
ROC
— Republic Of Crime
FSN
— Few See Nascar
NAMM
— Not Another Male Meeting
BGA
— The Best Girls Around
MTTR
— More Terminals To Rotate
AKP
— A Kicker Party
TTYL
— Through The Yawning Lounge
SUV
— SUSTAINABLE USE VEHICLES
EUSSR
— European Union of Socialist Soviet Republics
FIM
— Forget it, It's Monday
GCSE
— General Certificate Of Sporadic Ejaculation
DDN
— Don't Do Nothing
ECG
— Example Commands and Gifts
GRFTBEBB
— Get Ready for the Best Explosion By Barrington
GAS
— Grammaboodawg Appreciation Society
WOOT
— Wanking On Other Team
TOTO
— Terry Out Terry Out
TOEFL
— Test Of Eggs, Flour, and Lard
SOA
— Sons Of Aiur
DU
— Dummies United
CWH
— Carnivores With Hats
ITSM
— I Take Some Money
DOOM
— Distributed Object-Oriented Mud
WADD
— Wacky Anime Definitions Dictionary
SMB
— Super Monkey Ball
SAS
— Sasami Appreciation Society
GSP
— Goofy Skater Possie
USC
— University of Second Choice
PTSD
— Progressive Tang Soo Do
UCSD
— You See San Diego
UN
— Useless Nations
WMT
— Weapons of Mass Tickoff
FDCPA
— Finally Did get Caught Pinching the Assets
MNM
— My New Mate
GID
— Gender in Development
TOMMY
— Totally Obnoxious Moronic Meddling Youngster
EPI
— Exploding Plastic Inevitable
RTFM
— Read That Fine Manual
HBAB
— Hit By A Bus
HAACP
— Hackers Against The Advancement And Capitolizing Of Pokemon
GHL
— Grimace Haters List
ESSB
— Ebay Sellers Selective Blindness
PUJ
— Psyched Up Janis
BCR
— Bowers cult Regular
SYBD
— So You've Been Dumped
SSS
— Sassy Silly And Sweet
TBBWIATD
— The Big Bad Wolf Is At The Door
DIST
— Do I Smell Today
CAAB
— Clement Adder's Aviation Band
HRD
— Hard Rocker Dude
YOLO
— Your Old Lady Owns
MCAS
— Mitt Cares About Schools
IARW
— InAccurate Reconstruction Warning
ZPG
— Zebras Playing Golf
WTF
— Want The Fish?
DARE
— Disabled Anarchist Revolutionary Enclave
MOX
— Masters Of Xbox
VOD
— Vampires Of Diablo
BEC
— Big Evil Company
GCC
— Great Computer Corporation
SINA
— Society for Indecency to Naked Animals
RFID
— Really Freaking Immense Datasets
CVA
— Clair Voyance Audience
SPAM
— Stupid Person Advertising Method
WAWP
— Wisconsin Association of Women Police
AVPU
— Alert, Vomiting, Puking, Upchucking
ISL
— In Sim Life
VA
— Vindictive Amazons
TMS
— Thats My Sonic
TGK
— Ten Groovy Kats
SMS
— So Much Shorter
DARK
— Dragoon Attack Rage Kin
EROS
— Extremely Reliable Operating System
REDDIT
— Read Everything Don't Do Important Things
TJ
— Tough Jeep
BREW
— Beer Representatives For Everyone Worldwide
NNTD
— National No Talk Day
ALFA
— Always Looking For Another
RSI
— Repetitive Stupidity Injury
WWW
— Weally Weally Wacky
VOLVO
— Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization
TNT
— Tried N Tested
CAWI
— City for All Women Initiative
EIOTFL
— Eating Icecream On The Floor Laughing
HISS
— Home For Insanely Sinister Slytherins
ARPC
— Another Roadside Performance Company
AIOS
— Amazingly Intelligent Operative Soul
TESCO
— Terrible Educational Surveys and Corporate Operations
IDT
— Idiots Don't Think
KYB
— Krap, Yuk, Barf
LMSO
— Laugh My Sombrero Off
GBW
— Great Big Wussies
VVV
— Very Virtual Voodoo
IAP
— Intensive Anime Period
RDK
— Radio Disease Killer
RTR
— Rob Transport Rob
QOA
— Queen Of Antarctica
LTE
— Looney Tuned Exhaust
LSS
— Less Smoke Smell
SKF
— Spindly Killa Fish
DIETS
— Dead In Exactly Two Seconds
LMG
— Lick My Grooves
BYOM
— Bring Your Own Mug
HIV
— Here In Venezuela
WFUS
— Worms Forts Under Siege
MOO
— Master of Orion
SPQR
— Sense Prevents the Queen's Removal
UE
— Unified And Errogant
OOB
— Ohayo, Ohayo, Bonjour
NIST
— Nerds In Straight Ties
OCD
— Obviously Corporate Dummies
AFIP
— Air Force Infectious Parasites
CPO
— Cool People Organization
JADE
— Jamaican American Destinee Empress
GREP
— Get Regular Expression Pronto
SOS
— Supporter Of Sora
RFK
— Rolf For King
TSP
— Try Some Phosphorus
HOV
— Heavily Occupied Vehicle
JMB
— Java Music Brain
ELITE
— Elliot's Legion of Idiots of Terodactyl Enterprises
CBE
— Crabby But Efficient
MIQAT
— Mom Insisted Quiet At the Table
GIF
— Goodie, It's Free
FPPE
— Four Pet Parrots Escaped
RA
— Ricks Academy
UMM
— Undefined Mad Men
SPUD
— Soccer Players of Unknown Descent
AIC
— Alice In Chains
WOWJAA
— WithOut Weapons, Just Another Airline
JPF
— John's Personal Favorite
EOP
— Empire Of Pokemon
QFN
— Quarashi Fan Network
UN
— Usually Nothing
QOF
— Queen Of Fakie
TINA
— This Is Not Art
NACF
— Niles And Cc Forever
FTAD
— Facebook /Twitter Addiction Disorder
HUB
— Huge Unintelligent Buffoon
YRSS
— You Are So Silly
MITS
— Mis-managed Information Transfer System
FOIL
— First Official Intramural Logorrhea
VHS
— Very Hard to See
PSK
— Pure Skate Krew
SEEN
— Seeing Eye And Elephant Network
KK
— Knight Kid
TWAIN
— Thing Without An Intelligent Name
VTEC
— Very Tall Engine Compartment
HAZWOPER
— Hands Across Zimbabwe Which Often Produces Evil Rabbits
ROUS
— Rats Of Unusual Size
UGC
— Urine Good Company
FTP
— Free Toilet Paper
DAB
— Dreadful Audio Broadcasting
JOG
— Jay's Other Gift
TTFN
— Take That For Now
RAGBRAI
— Riding Another Great Beer Route Across Iowa
SIA
— Superman's Insurance Agency
PO
— Pig Out
SPH
— Slimy Pits Of Hell
GETT
— Girls Exploring Trades and Technology
SWAG
— Something We Americans Got
IPHONE
— I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence
DIE
— Did I Eat?
WWO
— World War for Oil
MOC
— My Own Committee
UCLA
— University of California for Lower Achievers
RNC
— Rationality Never Considered
CNF
— Crunchy Normal Form
NIRA
— No Idiots Read Avidly
BANJI
— Bad Australians Never Jump Indoors
CEV
— Countless Enhanced Viewgraphs
RKR
— Reb Kean Rules
VCR
— Videos Can Record
SCOUT
— Such a Continuably Outgoing Unified Terror
SFFS
— Satfire's Furcadia Fighting System
DN
— Double Nose
FLEET
— Fun Loving Extraterrestrials Eating Tacos
CDROM
— Cup Drink Retainer On Machine
FPO
— Fat People Only
PVQ
— Party Very Quick
SBVGRT
— Sexy Brazilian Virgins Get Real Tight
MSC
— Mother of Six Children
WCW
— We Can't Win
SMURF
— Small Men Under Red Father
CICS
— Caterpillar Information Control System
E-MAIL
— Every MAil In Long
FORK
— Filibuster Over Reactionary Knowledge
BUM
— Best Unicorn Member
NHBC
— No Homes Built Correctly
SOB
— Some Other Bar
TCO
— Taking Care of Ourselves
TIC
— This Is China
TYG
— Terrys Young Geezer
UEFA
— Unbelievably Easy For Arsenal
S
— Silly
MONKEY
— Many Obvious Names Kan Eventually be Yodeled
FTA
— Funkier Than All
IKE
— Ike Knows Everything
VTL
— Very Tired Lotus
WLUC-TV
— We are Lucky yoU See TeleVision
CAFE
— Cowboys Are Fatter than Ever
ST
— Silly Twit
WSM
— We Shield Millions
DG
— Dog-Gone
UWM
— University of Wanton Mediocrity
TSU
— Trek Smut University
WIHH
— Women In Hard Hats
CAPP
— Creepy Awesome Predacious Prelacy
HIPPO
— Hasty International Perversion Provision Organisation
WINDOW-ME
— Will Install Needless Data On Whole System - Moron Edition
MELT
— Musical Energy Loud Truth
UNL
— University of No Losing
QANTAS
— Queers And Nuts Travel Australian Style
UGLY
— Useless Generation Love Yourself
CVN
— Calvin Video Network
SMS
— Short of Mental Stamina
UDP
— Unreliable Datagram Packet
WASP
— White Anglo Saxon Poorwhitetrash
WNQ
— Wot! No Quarters?
BBM
— Beer And Bbq Militia
GAF
— Giant Amphibious Fly
QOK
— Queen- of- kinpun
IPH
— Insane Paranah Hunters
CHECK
— Cross Help Email a Cheesey King
GLWN
— Global Women's Leadership Network
BBWC
— Big-Boobed White Chick
EDACS
— Every Day Another Customer Screams
SONY
— Sucking One Nut Yesterday
RNC
— Really Not Conservative
SOSA
— Smoking On Something Amazing
FIN
— Fabulous Is Needed
GTB
— Great Thumb Burner
FIDS
— Freeway Interchange Deficiency Study Also in reference to certain plant life known only to florists:
MHH
— Mega Hot Hunk
ANS
— Always Needs Service
GAMER
— Great American Men Earn Recognition
FPC
— Flaming Puppet Channel
WOTC
— Wotten Old Tin Can
UFX
— Ultimate Fire Xclamation
LM
— Living Marxism
MARIO
— Mario Absorbs Rubbish Into Offscourings
BILL
— Brilliantly Intelligent, Likeable Loser
DWP
— Down With Pampases
CCCP
— Communist Countries Can't Produce
RD
— Rest and Daydreaming
SHIT
— Smart and Handsome Indian Teenager
WOMI
— Weapons of Mass Instruction
UCLA
— Under Construction in Los Angeles
FBA
— Franchise Basketball Association
UVA
— United Vasectomy Applesauce
NCR
— No Crappy Redirect
FIG
— Freaky Italian Guy
LADIES
— Latest At Detecting Infernal Elation Scenes
ELA
— Elf Life Adventurers
LNS
— Low and Slow
HTCPCP
— Hypertext Coffee Pot Control Protocol
HKJ
— Helen Keller Jokes
VIVO
— Video Input Villaineously Obliterated
DEMS
— Don't Eat My Shorts
NVG
— No Vision Goggles
DFV
— Dave's Flic Viewer
VBB
— Very Big Boo
PYSU
— PRETTYYOUNGSWEETUNIT
WOB
— World of Britney
SSS
— Society of Sober Sailors
SPIT
— Sock Power! It's Time!
TLC
— Tuda Libby Crews
FNC
— Fascist News Channel
USMZ
— United in Support of Michael Zaslow
CHIC
— Cute Hugable Intelligent Creature
HKS
— Helpless Kerryman Syndrome
RAND
— Research And No Development
SWAT
— So Wet And Tight
SS
— Sneaky Snakes
ROH
— Realms Of Hell
BFE
— Bewitched For Ever
OOK
— Object-Oriented Khaos
MA
— Mangled Audio
OINK
— Online Information Network Knowledgebase
SHIT
— Skunk Hollow Indecent Tactics
MACH
— Microkernel Architectures Considered Harmful
ADC
— Acronym Development Company
YMCA
— You Must Cease Abbreviating
OSCARS
— Orange Shiny Cucurbitas Are Really Spectacular
CITOH
— Celebrities In Their Own Head
GRIM
— Grim Reapers In Mass
FOT
— Fans Of Tenchi
SUV
— Son Of Ugh Vitch
SOS
— Secret Of Santa
SWAB
— Still Without A Boyfriend
SNIT
— Super Nerdy Intelligent Teenager
FACE
— Forty Assets Change Everything
CP
— Can't Procreate
YOLO
— Your Once in a Lifetime Opportunity
OSP
— Overly Sloppy Person
CHOGM
— Chaps Holidaying On Government Money
MDK
— Mighty Damn Kool
DFG
— Dictionary Fat Guy
HOLT
— Heavy Overweight Lively Treebenders
AS
— after Sperry
SACRED
— Suvisesha Ashram Christian Rural Education And Development
UAW
— Unemployed Auto Workers
SQ
— Stupidity Quotient
NADIA
— Nerdy Adventurous Dorky Intelligent Awesome
NON
— Never Order Napkins
FBCI
— Feline Bureau of Claw Investigations
LEL
— Laughing Extremey Loud
LSU
— Love Shaq University
PUM
— Pervert Union Mob
BTB
— Behind The Back
AV
— Aggravating Version
HRB
— His Royal Bandness
MERCEDES
— Mercilessly Expensive Rotten Car with Every Dent Exposed to See
WWWWW
— What Would Wonder Woman Wear
SAA
— Sims Addicts Anonymous
TK
— Tarantula Karbine
SITB
— Sippin In The Basement
SOS
— Send One Suit
TZG
— Tazzergate
BFS
— Burp, Fart, Sneeze
IHORPWAS
— International House Of Reasonable Priced Water and Stuff
BTO
— Bigger Than Obnoxious
CRC
— Cynical Redundancy Check
BCL
— Being a Cryingass Loudmouth
RDS
— Red Deck Squad
TRIUMPH
— The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
ROC
— Republic of Confusion
CGS
— Come Get Some
BETH
— Bright Efficient Thorough Hardworking
BRA
— Battle Ready Anime
IHUAAF
— I Have You As A Friend
FOOBAR
— Foundation Of Organized Breaks And Recreation
SWAT
— Smiling With All Teeth Showing
TKE
— Tau Kappa Everybody
FBC
— Fake Broadcasting Company
SFL
— Stunt For Life
PEOPLE
— People Eat Orthodox Plants Like Endive
BAA
— Bleedin Amazin Arithmetic
DBE
— Doe Bro Empire
INC
— Innovative New Cowboy
TDC
— The Dark Circle
SUV
— Stupendously Useless Vehicle
WTA
— Way Too Ambitious
PTS
— Pre Teen Sensastion
RB
— The Raging Bears
GJ
— Genius Jenny
GWS
— Girls With Sticks
BIOS
— Before Initiation Of Operating System
MS-DOS
— My Son's Dead Old Son
WINDOWS NT
— Windows Not Tested
JOS
— Joy of Satan
PSP
— Pretty Steep Price
USMC
— Uncle Sam's Murder Club
AIA
— Anime In Action
SEAT
— Society for Enlightenment and Transformation
IDC
— Internet Domination Consortium
EMAC
— EMAC Majors Are Cool
DKR
— The Dark Knight Returns
ARAB
— A Really Agile Brain
HNI
— Hicksian National Income
XAPS
— Xitron Automated Page Stitcher
FACTS
— Fantasy Anime Comics Toys Space
TFP
— Tiddles Fashion Plate
SCA
— Society For Creative Anarchy
HFT
— Happy Fun Time
NASC
— Nottingham Arabidopsis Stock Centre
SUCK
— Silly Uncool Crazy Kenny
S
— Spensive
WAMP
— Where Are My Pants?
MORE
— Music Of Ron And Eric
OOTD
— Only Offer The Donut
JROTC
— Janitors Rock Other Toilets Cool
FAV
— Family Assault Vehicle
FOUL
— Fully Odorous Unwanted Lady
ACLS
— Advanced Cow Life Support
LGM
— Let's Get Married
RTM
— Raving Toy Maniacs
USMNT
— United States Mutant Ninja Turtles
BUF
— Big Up Front
PW
— Passing Wind
UYD
— Usagi Yojimbo Dojo
MSH
— Marvel Super Heroes
OBK
— Old But Krazy
JUG
— Jalopy Undisputedly Geriatric
BAND
— Bearing Another Name Daily
ODD
— Obsessive Derek Disorder
EPP
— Emma Petal Picker
GBI
— Guided By Idiocy
CEFA
— Cookie Eating Fat Ass
TRAINING
— Tiny Recruits Ambushed In Nefarious Invasion Need Guts
WASP
— We Are Sex Perverts
TBS
— Terrible Broadcast Service
JIJ
— Jacqui In Jersey
NYL
— No Young Lady
GMB
— Green Man Book
FAIR
— Facts Are Irrelevant Really
CCCCC
— Corporal Christopher Condor Cargo Chief
GREAT
— Girls Recognizing Engineering And Technology
DPK
— Dark Psychopathic Klowns
ATV
— Automatic Trespass Vehicle
RSVP
— Really Strange Verified DogPeople
USAIR
— Unfortunately, Still Allegheny In Reality
TMP
— Tickle My Pickle
DON
— Dreaming Of Neverland
SUV
— Sausage Under Veils
UDP
— Unreliable Datagram Protocol
UFO
— Unidentified Flashing Object
SCUBA
— Something Creepy Under the Boat, Andy
GTBN
— Get to Bed Now!
FUSS
— Fifty Until Social Security
WTO
— World Tyrannical Order
GSC
— Gainax Supporters Club
LIGO
— Light In, Garbage Out
PEW
— Pink Eyed White
SQC
— Subaru Queens Crew
QOD
— Queen Of the Dead
RIP
— Rest In Piece
TZG
— The Zen Gangsta
RCA
— Record Cemetery of America
NBU
— No Brain University
BILLS
— Boy I Love To Lose Superbowls
JUMP
— Java Users Must Pay
APS
— Asian Parent Syndrome
OM
— Obnoxious Moron
WICCA
— White Insecure Chubby Chicks Association
LWF
— Lame Wrestling Federation
LINT
— Life In Newsie Town
SOL
— Simply Outta Luck
SUV
— Supremely Useless Vehicle
THA
— The Hat Association
SCUBA
— Super Crazy Utterly Biased Acrobat
NAB
— Not About Broadcasting
WMMH
— What Makes Me Happy
HINDU
— Hitler In New Donkey Uniform
ALABABTT
— Aron Laid A Brick And Blocked The Toilet
SNN
— Simpsons News Network
FPH
— Flying Purple Hippos
UNG
— Ung Names Goodness
TKN
— The Kristina Network
HAL
— Hardware Artificial Life
HB
— Honey Bunny
EVA
— Emotionally Viable Aardvarks
ELL
— Everybody Loves Linux
PAFTA
— Puddleby Alchemist's Folly Tactical Assault
WJ
— Wussy Jeep
GASP
— Gillian Anderson Supporters of Pennsylvania
FOS
— Fantastically Oaky Stuff
CFHA
— Citizens For A Hansony America
NVT
— Nikz Voting Thingee
FS
— Funny Stuff
EBT
— Extradimensional Blue Thing
TWAIN
— Team Without An Interesting Name
RWK
— Robots Will Kill
EZT
— Extra Zestie Toejam
ALBC
— And Losing Bladder Control
BOM
— Boogles Of Moogles
KMA
— Kickimus Maximus Assimus
TIA
— The Infamous Airport
TEN
— Total Essential Nutrition
SUV
— Supercilious Universal Vanity
USMC
— Urine Samples Make Civilians
RSVP
— Rare Songs Very Personal
AZF
— Associated Zombies Of France
NOMADS
— Nice Old Methodists Avoiding Deep Snow
NET
— Nuts! Everything's Taken
IAFTL
— International Association for F***ing with The Law
GBE
— Grieb Becomes Eclectic
UBB
— Ultra Boring Board
SEGA
— Semi-Educational Game Association
RAT
— Rambunctious, Adventurous, Terrific
ASP
— Awful Stock Pick
SWAG
— Sweet Willing And Generous
RSI
— Repetitive Solitaire Injury
UZA
— United Zark Assassins
EEPROM
— Erratic Extensible Program Random Object Memory
WWF
— What A Waste Of Funds
DUIC
— Driven Under The Influence of Cannabis
WOMBAT
— Web OS Machine Base Architecture Tester
BDU
— Brain Damaged User
WHAT
— We Hate All Teachers
PHT
— Putting Hubby Through
FAR
— Fat Ass Ride
SUV
— Shiny Unused Vehicle
SUV
— Smelly Utility Vehicle
RTFM
— Read the Friggin Manual
RMK
— Rocky Mountain King
TMP
— Transport Morphing Protocol
AMG
— Anime Mania Group
VRML
— Very Reduced Markup Language
CORN
— Crap On Round Noses
BTI
— Big Taco Inhaler
BMR
— Bring Me Rutabagas
CMH
— Completely Meticulous Housekeeping
NIBS
— Not Invented in Britain Syndrome
IC
— Insane Clown
AXE
— An X Editor
REDDIT
— Really Entertaining During Dull Internet Time
TNT
— The Next Timothy
AMM
— All Mighty Me
VW
— Vagina Wavers
GARP
— Guys Are Required to Pay
CDO
— Chief Dreaming Officer
IMY
— Indy Media Yesman
HOPA
— Helpful Office Personal Assistant
SAAB
— Something Almost Always Broke
REDDIT
— Reckonings, Explanations, Debates, Discussions, Idiots & Trolls
TLC
— Turtle Loving Care
HEAL
— Help Educate Anal Liberals
TGWAFTO
— Thank God We All Fear The Onion
SITH
— Smeg In The Head
OQD
— Other Quack Doctor
HALT
— Hey Albert Let's Tarry
BU
— Badass Undertaker
ENTRY
— Enter New Trees Right Yam
WCRCMF
— White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake Memorial Fund
LSI
— Large Scale Ingrate
ROTFLMAO
— Risking One Today For Lots More After October
TPS
— Toilet Paper Surprise
SCC
— Southern Comfort Conference
AX
— after Xena
SKYPE
— Someone Kalls, You Pay Everything
DIG
— Debt for Instant Gratification
ANZ
— Awesome New Zealanders
FTPD
— Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust
BTA
— Bear Toad Alliance
CRISIS
— Candy Raving Intensely Stepping Illumination Squad
OIC
— Organization of Impotent Countries
GCG
— Great Caesars Ghost
SONAR
— Source of Noise and Reason (rock band)
WOW
— Way Out Women
REHAB
— Remember, Estelle Has A Bar
SUBARU
— Sorry Unreal Bonzai Attempt at a Russian U
HART
— Horrible Artistic Ridiculous Teen
NOVA
— Nerds Of Various Ages
NEMO
— Naughty Enabling Miffed Orcas
BURP
— British Union of Radish Producers
RSS
— Real Slim Shady
WTF
— When They Fart
IIC
— Idiots In Charge
SRLA
— Students Run Los Angeles
SLAK
— Subgenius Liberation Army Korps
LLLI
— Living Large and Loving It
JPG
— Jolly Pink Giant
MIDI
— Maybe I Dryed It
BIR
— Bum Information Retriver
HATE
— He Ate The Elves
GAB
— Godly And Beautiful
CE
— Crappier Edition
WCW
— We Collect Washouts
UAF
— United Alien Faculty
GNVQ
— Generally Not Very Qualified
SL
— Spirit Lady
LSA
— Lost Souls Alliance
TEA
— Tired of our Elected A**holes
BOH
— Best of Highlands
NGO
— No Good Organization
CFM
— Could have Fooled Me
XCLU
— Xeno Civil Liberties Union
FIP
— Fiendish Illinois People
AFTER
— Anime Fanfiction That Everyone Reads
MULTICS
— Many Unnecessarily Large Tables In Core Simultaneously
EPNS
— Expensive Probably Not Silver
ASHA
— A Subterranean Homesick Alien
RDC
— Radness Dot Com
SMIC
— Smartest Man In California
TAKE
— The Angry Kangaroo Executioner
SUV
— Supremely Unwieldly Vehicle
NIPC
— Ninkompoops In Plain Clothes
CORE
— Calendar Of Ridley Events
YMMV
— Yikes! My Moneys Vags
MARCH
— Mobile Ann Rescues Cowards Halfway
LAST
— Lazy Ass Sports Team
CPC
— Charged Pudding Cannon
VV
— Very Viggly
YWCA
— You Women Children All
GRA
— Gerno Red Army
GAGA
— Genuine Admirer Of Gillian Anderson
TJP
— Truth, Justice, and the Penguin
TWAIN
— Technology Without An Intelligent Name
IGU
— International Gangsta Union
WNBA
— Wonderful Nice Back Association
CHRR
— Creative Head of Richard Robillard
MJM
— Meet Joe Mac
ASMI
— A Sick Mind Incorporated
MIM
— Mario Is Missing
TCS
— Trillion Credit Squadron
SZ
— Sean Zombie
SUBARU
— Sorta Ugly But Altogether Really Unique
URPG
— Unoriginal Role Play Game
BETA
— Baby Evil Tryout Application
CAV
— Crusade Against Voldemort
NDS
— New Direction - Sideways
LCS
— Lost Cup Syndrome
NFU
— National Frighter`s Union
CAAC
— China Airways Always Crashes
STL
— Schneider Trained Liar
UCOS
— United Colours Of Spice
TEC
— The Evil Clan
SB
— Skipped Birthday
GEN
— Girls Empowerment Network
CNW
— Chardonnay No Way
BSK
— Big Spoild Kid
WGC
— Woods Gets The Cash
WACO
— We All Cremated Ourselves
BEN
— Bright Entertainment Network
RMF
— The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny
SUBARU
— Super Uper Beats A Rally Unit
DBZ
— Dragon Ball Zet
UWF
— U Won't Finish
HSA
— Harrisons Spy Agency
LOTR
— Loonies On The Rhubarb
BUC
— Boy, U Crazy
ASDL
— Anime Schoolgirls Defense League
KLM
— Koon Laghe Mosafer
OMC
— Official Millionaires Club
JDK
— Java Drinking Klub
ASTC
— All Sailors Toss Constantly
USC
— University of Service and Compassion
WIDP
— Women in Development Project
BAM
— Best Anime and Manga
RWF
— Retarding Wrestling Federation
LIP
— Luck, Information, and Power
WMPD
— Weapons of Massive Poot Destruction
CBH
— Catastrophe By Hohner
FOG
— Feminist Occupation Government
WIFC
— Walton's International Fan Club
WDDP
— Worldwide Dog and Dinosaur Party
FQ
— Flipping Quick
RSS
— Rumor Spreading Shop
SRB
— Scared Rabbit Boy
SCA
— Sore Craniums Afterwards
WIAB
— Women Into Architecture and Building
ZTT
— Zang Tuum Tumb
RSE
— Really Slutty Ethiopian
DGM
— Dilbert's Garbage Man
ANC
— Another Naughty Coon
GD
— General Demons
DED
— Dead Exploding Dog
LSR
— Liquid Snakes Remakes
LGF
— Lame Goofy Fools
YMCA
— You're My Caring Auntie
TTC
— The Timberliners Clan
TBC
— The Black Cross
SARS
— Sick Asians Running the Streets
UCLA
— University of California Liberals and Atheists
EOM
— Eyes On Me
VIB
— Very Important Bear
KVM
— Kentucky Value Meal
NASS
— Naughty Aardvarks Shear Sheep
FOJ
— Friends Of Jill
HBU
— HillBilly University
SA
— Super Amazoid
TCC
— The Cheating Clan
YVD
— Yugioh Virtual Desktop
TQM
— Te Qiero Matar
CNG
— Chubby Nice Guy
SCO
— Shell of a Computer Organization
TEAC
— The Elf Angrifyng Company
IIT
— Institute of Infinite Torture
MFT
— Middle Finger Technology
DRK
— Dark Railing Knights
WDP
— Wrong Damn Party
AFA
— Association of Fat Asses
YOLO
— You Obliviously Love Olaf
OTL
— Orange Tree Licker
CCC
— Crappy Computer Course
WGR
— We Got Raws
IMP
— International Magic Police
DFI
— Damned Frigging Idiot
TUG
— To Us Greesers
USDF
— United States Dung Federation
TNP
— Top Notch Playaz
SDFT
— Super Duper Fun Time
NADS
— Noisy Armpit Doot Sounds
EKG
— Extremely Kneedy Group
AZN
— Absolute Zealous Ninjas
CHEV
— Cheap Hippy Escape Vehicle
LCM
— Lotsa Calories Munchies
EBI
— Electronic Barnacle Island
DNRA
— Dogberts New Real Audio
HCFA
— Here Comes Further Aggravation
STFU
— Steal The Funky Unicorn
TTGS
— Time To Go Shopping
SSJ
— Squishy Squashy Jumps
SPCA
— Shoveling Pigeon Carcass All
STP
— Stomp The Petroleum
SCOUT
— Stupid Comics Of Unnecessary Trivia
USA
— United States of Aggression
UUU
— Unofficial Ultimate Ultros
QPA
— Queer Parrot Association
SCUM
— Society for Cutting Up Men
SQA
— Simple, Quick, and Affordable
MOCA
— Museum Of Crappy Art
GIRLS
— Gorgeous Individual Rocking LadieS
CALC
— Can Anyone Like Calculus?
AFH
— Angelz From Heavan
OLB
— Obnoxious Little Brother
TMCL
— Titan Militia Central Laundry
STFU
— Smell The French's Underwear
TCK
— Tables, Chairs, and Kaos
SE
— Sloth Edition
SHITE
— Scottish Hedgehog International Terror Executive
TDM
— Time Delay Mumbojumbo
UFO
— Unidentified Foul Odor
RAW
— Really Annoying Wrestling
AMP
— Another MPEG Page
CB
— Celestial Baby
GSD
— Genital Sniffing Dog
SQS
— Scalawag Quidnunc Scribble
RSVP
— Reserved for Special Valuable Person
TG
— Trucknology Generation
SPAM
— Some Parts Aren't Meat
WISE
— Women in Search of Excellence
TUTS
— The Unsinkable Titanic Sinks
WPA
— Whiskey Painters Of America
TSA
— Thousands Standing Around
ROF
— Republic Of Fear
SNW
— Say No to Wogan
TZP
— Twilight Zone Posse
KRA
— Kill the Reidys of America
WEDP
— Women Enterprise Development Project
BRAC
— Bureaucracy Realignment And Closure
YODO
— You Only Drown Once
DER
— Department of Exploitable Resources
MESS
— Mike's Electronic Support System
TTYL
— Take Time Ya Lover
GRIT
— Girls Reeling It Together
TDD
— The Digimon Digivolution
TDMA
— Too Darn Many Acronyms
KT
— Kitchen Table
THA
— Too High Alliance
SJR
— Sam And John Relationship
AED
— Angels Eating Dumplings
MPD
— Metahuman Police Division
WGFA
— Worlds Greatest Fart Arse
CMB
— Crazy Monkey Baby
ASFC
— American Society of Fried Chicken
ZZ
— Zwitterionic Zwitterionic
MET
— My Ego Trouble
SARS
— Sick Ass Redneck Syndrome
TKP
— The Kiko Puddle
WBON
— Women's Business Owners Network
TRUE
— Teenage Roswellians United Eternally
TBS
— The Best Shows
SOAP
— Stamp Out Acronyms, PLEASE!
HPSG
— Hoggledy Piggo Squealy Gruntems
CBJ
— Constantly Being Judged
HLA
— Hard Luck Acres
NPAA
— New Polish Accounting Act
DNB
— Don't Neglect Bilby's
BMB
— Bust My Butt
INTEL
— Immature Nerds Telling Employers Lies
AIL
— Avian Insect Liquidator
WBDC
— Women's Business Development Center
VAL
— Very Angry Llama
RAC
— Resident Anime Character
QOH
— Queenie of Halloweeny
SCUBA
— Special Camp for Underwater Ballet Academy
SWAT
— South West Anarchy Team
WDP
— We Do Party
BPM
— Big Pants Man
OBG
— Old Buff Guy
BAK
— Bust A Kap
EMP
— Eat Magic Protoss
CDM
— Comical Defense Mechanism
MLY
— Martin Luther Ying
MEO
— Morons Eating Oreos
VFA
— Veteran Feminists of America
RCR
— Recessed Carnage Roasters
SCA
— Society of Creative Acronyms
WTO
— We're Taking Over
SPG
— Sarong Party Girls
TIM
— Turned Into a Monkey
PIIDB
— Put it in da butt
TWAIN
— Technology Without An Impressive Name
FL
— Fine Lookin
TT
— Telecom Tom
FISH
— Finger In Sinus Hole
ITV
— Its Terry Venables
FUBR
— Fukked Up Beyond Recognition
DLM
— Dollars, Ladies, Mischief
GBT
— Gullible Brother Teddy
LCD
— Liquefied Cat Droppings
WIPO
— Were Imposing Property Ownership
CDMA
— Can't Divide or Multiply Anything
GROW
— Girls Receiving Other's Wisdom
ICC
— I Can't Control
CBO
— Country Backstop Officer
LISA
— Liquid Information Speaking Assistant
TMF
— Tom Morgan Favorite
RCAD
— Raining Cats and Dogs
WWW
— World Wide Worry
TWAIN
— Technology Without An Independent Name
QP
— Quite Pathetic
WSPM
— Womens' Self Promotion Movement
JUICE
— Join Us In Creating Evil
FUR
— Flexible Ultranifty Rfu
DMBD
— Dude Might be Duende
BUI
— Bass Understand Instincts
WOMBAT
— Women Over Mates, Beer, And Television
GHP
— Georgia's Horniest People
GAA
— Gahan Aholics Anonymous
TIC
— Transpulse Invisibility And Chaos
VB
— Vegetable Basic
IMAO
— International Monkey Assassination Organization
SIC
— Society of Indigent Cattle
OO
— ohh ohh
NAG
— No Attitude Guys
SOL
— Sounds Of Love
SNO
— Squire Nuki Op
VHD
— Vampire Hunter D
LAB
— Long And Boring
ONY
— Original Noodle For You
WH5
— Winged Horse 5
FOMC
— Federal Open Mouth Committee
WAGS
— We Arent Going to Sell
GDL
— Grey Death Legion
TNT
— Total Not Televised
SMUT
— Second Myers Ultimate Team
SARS
— Servere Absence of Romance and Sex
VPN
— Very Productive Network
DAWN
— Deeply Annoying Whinny Nuisance
INBA
— I Never Bowl Again
TDCJ
— Texas Don't Care Jack
SPDGMB
— Some People Don't Get many 'Bravos'
TDM
— Tha Dyer Man
PP
— Precious Piggy
SPRINT
— Stupid People Running Idiot Network for Telephones
IRAQ
— Incredibly Rarely Asked Questions
FAST
— Finally A Stupid Tool
MUAH
— Multiple Unsuccessful Attempts to Humor
REDDIT
— Regurgitated Eclectic Documentation Displayed In Text
JSA
— Junior State of America
WOMEN
— Women's Organizational Movement For Equality Now
RCF
— Roller Coaster Freak
DBMS
— Data Being Manipulated Sequentially
DMW
— Dante's Mighty Wiener
JAMS
— Japanese Anime Manga Society
WHA
— We Hate Acronyms
MEGA
— Make Everyone Get Angry
SGT
— Sixth Gear Tapped
TG
— Tax Geek
SOS
— Swapping Operating System
SERF
— Snobbery Effacement And Reduction Factor
STARS
— Secret Transformers Autobot Rescue Squad
TEMP
— Temporary Employee Man Pathetic
NFF
— No Family Farms
JMM
— Jisim Mouthed Moron
IAEA
— I Am Extraordinarily Amazing
VLT
— Vertical Line Thingy
EPM
— Evil Pecker Mark
WHAM
— We Have Aids, Mom
GGE
— Guessing Game Entries
IBS
— Idiot Boy Syndrome
RSS
— Roach Support System
ROTC
— Run Off That Cliff
BMC
— Big Mikes Choppers
RAF
— Robke And Friends
PTG
— Party Time Guys
CA
— Constant Acquisitions
RUR
— Rosmans Universal Robots
URK
— Urk Requires Knowledge
SOB
— Silly 'Ol Bear
HGS
— His Goofiness Ship
DVT
— Deep Veins Tingling
LEAF
— Lovely Exquisite Angelic Four
KIDS
— Kidneys In Dramatic Supply
HDBV
— High Definition BiVi
PWK
— Princess Wonder Kitty
SWAT
— Someone With an Abnormal Tinkle
SSS
— Super Stupid System
PBUH
— Pork Be Upon Him
TTP
— To The Party
BFK
— Brown For Kippers
BHR
— Beer Head Retention
APB
— All Parishioners Beware
BKN
— Big Knob Network
PBI
— The Phederal Bureau Of Interference
TIE
— To Impress Everyone
QBC
— Quick Bargain Channel
STP
— Stupid Tubby Principal
VTEC
— Very Tall Engine Coolant
RUSH
— Runners Under Satan's Hand
SCUBA
— Self Confessed Underwater Breathing Addict
CGA
— Crayon Graphics Adapter
LMF
— Life Music Fun
ISBC
— International Society for the Banning of Chairs
BIF
— Because It's Friday
HAC
— Hackers Always Conqueror
OLN
— Obnoxious Little Nut
LIB
— Libbery
SE
— Shoddy Equipment
SHIT
— Some Heroes Instinctively Trip
TNB
— Titties and Beer
SPAM
— Some Parts Are Meat
APEC
— Anti People Economic Control
WBE
— Worms Banner Exchange
BLA
— Buffy Loves Angel
CV
— Chicken Vehicle
TURD
— Tokyo Ugly Rich Designers
TRE
— Thugs, Revolutionists, and Entrepreneurs
WNMR
— War No More Radio
SCUBA
— Super Cold Underwater Boat Adventure
USC
— University of Spoiled Children
WCFO
— Women Chief Fire Officers
HRT
— Holden Ratchasing Team
CCL
— Cloud Capiche Land
DDB
— Dropkick Da Baby
ECE
— Emergency Coffee Event
BULL
— Barbarians Utterly Loathing Life
IPAK
— Interactive Psychedelic Art Kaleidoscope
FGD
— Five-God Dragon
BOTF
— Barf On The Farm
WOW
— Wisdom Of Whittier
STFU
— Smells like The French Union
RTF
— Random Text Format
WSP
— Women Strike for Peace
SHITE
— Some Help In Training Expected
DCR
— Dogs Can Run
TAC
— This Ain't Controls
WFBR
— Women Forging Business Relationships
RV
— Ride The Viagra
QQ
— Quenie Quah
PW
— Paley Wiener
MGU
— My Great University
JON
— Jonathick
GWAR
— God's White Arian Race
HTH
— Holier Than Henry
WGDS
— Wine-Glass-Damaged Student
LDV
— Leyland Death Vehicle
TTC
— Team Thit Cho
UAW
— United Automaton Workers
STFU
— Socks Television Fascist Underwear
RDBMS
— Random Data Base Management Selection
RSVP
— Really Stupid Viral Protection
GTW
— Giant Train Wrecks
CAPER
— Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality
LOJ
— Legion Of Jim
BTBG
— Born to be Geek
WNBA
— Willy Nelson's Burning Algeria
ARA
— Aipac Run Amok
VLMA
— Very Large Mouse Array
GIGO
— Green Igloos Got Owned
TGIF
— Thank God I'm Filipino
SDM
— Sonic Death Monkey
RSVP
— Remember to Send Valuable Presents
EVIL
— Every Villan Is Lemons
SCM
— Senshi Card Mania
VTEC
— Very Tiny Engine Component
CHIP
— Crazy Happy Intelligent People
AOG
— Arkansas Oil and Greed
NCFCU
— Not Competent Federal Credit Union
OGSF
— Online Global Shopping Festival
CMS
— Clay Metamorphic Servant
EEC
— Either European Community
SHIT
— South Herman Institute of Technology
SPAT
— Single Parents Are Terrific
TIM
— Tall Intelligent Man
SAT
— Super Anime Time
TNA
— The New Agency
IPFS
— Intense Puke Feeling Syndrome
MACO
— The Make A Change Organization
BFI
— Brothers Friends and In-laws
JOE
— Jellyfish Oscillating Easily
FTB
— Fabulous Tractor Babe
HSH
— Her Silly Highness
WINDOW-NT
— Will Install Needless Data On Whole System - Never Try
ILE
— It's a Linkage Editor
FLIA
— Florida Indian Accent
HLL
— Honorary Loony Lady
CMFC
— Cyclopean Mummy Fan Club
DPA
— Depraved Peon Association
BEE
— Beer Every End
SHARP
— Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice
SHIT
— Scooters Hide In Terror
USDA
— Useless Students Demanding Attention
STP
— Stop Teasing Pollocks
QID
— Quake Imperial Dog
PUSH
— Parson Usually Serving Himself
SBC
— Spurs Become Champions
AMERICA
— Aha! My Expedition has Reached India. Columbus has Arrived!
BTH
— Bio Techno Hero
WTF
— Well That's Funny
HV
— Hairy Varmint
NRT
— National Retard Test
CMG
— Confused and Muddled Group
DPH
— Damage Per Ham
FP
— Furious Poet
BYOD
— Bring Your Own Dancer
TPC
— Toilet Paper Control
WET
— Water Entertainment Technology
UFO
— Underground Freak Out
QWEST
— Qualified Worst Ever Service Teams
MGD
— Martin Gould's Drink
GVS
— Garish Vicuna Suit
OBP
— One Big Punch
BSB
— Back Seat Bonking
IUD
— Intensely Ugly Dude
DWD
— Do whats done, or alternative 'ack-row-nim' 'DWD' -Due -Whutz-Dun! "vELLY-gOOD!"
HVD
— Heavens of Vast Disruption
WISE
— Women Inspired To Succeed And Excel
AJC
— Anti Jen Club
SBR
— Sam And Bailey Relationship
SHAVE
— Southern Hair Attacks Virtually Everyone
TGI
— Two Girls Impoverished
WBSN
— Women's Business Support Network
SEAD
— Sanders Eating A Donut
WK
— Way Kewl
TOMMY
— Totally Oval Mean Moppy Yougnster
WROL
— World Removed Of Law
HTB
— Hot Tomato Brains
WNBA
— Who Needs Basketball Anyway
HJA
— High-Jacked Acronym
VI
— Vim Imitation
WINDOWS
— We Interpret New Data Only When Stuck
FBM
— Fire, Beer, and Mayhem
HM
— Horrible Males
ENT
— Evil Neopets Team
CLP
— Compulsive Lying Party
JACOB
— Jacob Always Carries Other Baggage
KIS
— Killers In Server
GAL
— Great Appellate Lawyer
WWW
— Why We Wait
SPAM
— Self Promotional Advertising Messages
UT
— Under Tipping
TAB
— Touching A Booger
SB
— Super Badass
RA
— Retarded Arsehole
CVS
— Certainly Very Snide
CGP
— Crappy Guitar Player
EXP
— Emerging X Phile
CHF
— Crazed Hiei Fangirl
ISEE
— Institute of Seriously Expensive Education
SLR
— Silly Little Ranger
TCN
— The Texas Classified Network
TRG
— Those Renaissance Guys
USSR
— United Soviet Suicide Republican
SJN
— Single Jewish Nutcase
TFI
— Techno Freak Ike
EYE
— Enhance Your Extraction
WNBA
— Willy Nelson's Bank Account
WWW
— Wonderful, Weird, and Wild
DMT
— Degenerate Mutated Trash
WWE
— Weak Wrestlers Expose
MMP
— Mystery Machine Possee
TC
— Tough Cat
TED
— The Evil Doctor
UPS
— Unreliable Postal Service
TAC
— Totally Abominable Creatures
TNJ
— Tom and Jerry cartoons
SEPTA
— Slowly Eliminating Public Transportation Altogether
GCA
— Gender Changer Academy
SCUD
— Saddam Cowering Underneath Debris
SLAP
— Smells Like A Party
PUN
— Pokemon United Nations
SLAG
— Short Little Angry Guy
EGGS
— Everybody Gets Groceries Sometime
OCG
— Old Chinese Guy
GMS
— Gully Man Screaming
HL
— Habs Lampoon
AID
— American Idol Divas
LEA
— Large Expensive Anachronism
BDA
— Brain Damaged Adult
CDT
— Continuous Dull Time
OFA
— Onafhankelijke Fanclub Ajax
MDG
— Mouton de Gruyter
SEED
— Sith Elite Enforcer Division
MFN
— Moronic Filename Normalizer
UFE
— Unhappy Face Empire
SUV
— Satanic Urban Vehicle
TIA
— Totally Idiotic American
WWF
— Wacko Wildlife Fanatics
HFR
— Huge Freaking Router
IS
— Idiots for Socialism
WWFI
— We Work For Idiots
ILD
— I Love Doyle
VTS
— Viper The Sniper
CQ
— Conservitive Quties
CDC
— Capital Disease Control
HBOJ
— History of the Beard O' Jobs
NI
— Nerdy Individual
ERS
— Earbitten Radio Shows
NW
— No Windows
SLAM
— Surviving Life After Maryland
RV
— Repair Vehicle
QA
— Quite Annoying
SET
— Set Evaluates Things
TLC
— Trash, Litter, and Crap
UXN
— Uncanny Xmen. Net
FRL
— Fruitcake Resistance League
HIPPY
— Happy Ingenious People Parading Youthfully
MAYBE
— My Animals Yell Because they're Excited
BTG
— Brings The Goods
CRACK
— Crazy Racoons Ascertaining Corrupted Kernels
PATB
— Pineapples Are The Best
SRO
— Stand Right Outside
PHM
— Pretty Hate Machine
ECW
— Extremely Crappy Wrestling
SOS
— Shave Our Shins
TWP
— The Warrior Princess
SOS
— Some One Smart
UTB
— Under The Bra
WAC
— Wild And Crazy
SUGAR
— Super Ultimate Goodies And Refreshments
TEP
— The Exciting Peoples
DCF
— Dumb Compressed File
MSL
— Mew's Secret Land
BEF
— Big Eared Freak
UART
— U Ain't Registered Telix
USAF
— United States Army Faggots
SOS
— Sum Of Stupidity
UKK
— University of King Kong
RAP
— Ridiculous And Pathetic
TDJY
— The Devils Junk Yard
URL
— Usually Rad Libbys
RBOC
— Relaxed Business Operations Company
SME
— Sloppy Meat Eaters
TOMCAT
— Totally Obedient Moron Can't Actually Think
PV
— Princess Vegeta
ONDCP
— Official National Department of Cultural Purity
BFL
— Benny's Front Lawn
BL
— Boy's Love
GRR
— Game Room Rebels
KOH
— Knight Of Hyrule
UPS
— Use Purolator Service
RNC
— Respect No Countries
UPS
— Unbelievably Ponderously Slow
SPQR
— Steve Perrins Quest Rules
TD
— Tiny Di
NSH
— Nice Single Histologists
DELL
— Does Everything Lovely Long-term
WWE
— Won't Wrestle Ever
PNB
— Perfectly Normal Beast
SCRAM
— Start Cutting Right Away Man
UBC
— University for Beautiful Chicks
RSA
— Red Sprites Army
TOD
— Toddy Or a Drink
RGS
— River Of Golden Sliptingers
CAMS
— Cartography Aint My Specialty
DUNG
— Dare to Unleash the Neverending Gasses
MASS
— Mad About Species And Siberians
LBD
— Loud But Deadly
CSUF
— 'Cause Some of Us got F's
ALM
— Another Loose Microchip
RAE
— Rapid Automatic Excuse
SCCA
— Secret Car Club of America
SOP
— Sack Of Potatoes
VFW
— Very Few Wildhairs
TMA
— TWISTED METAL Aircraft
RSPCA
— Royalty have Shows of People who Can't Act
WAIH
— Warty After-Install Helper
VPN
— Very Problematic Nightmare
MOJO
— Michel's Other Job Opportunities
XP
— Xtreme Piece
DTB
— Deathboy Talking Bollocks
DAN
— Denver Altitude Nuggets
MPA
— Murder People Alot
CPS
— Canon Poor Service
MLAN
— Musical Local Area Network
SPAM
— Sometimes Parker Amazes Me
RAF
— Retired And Free
SE
— Substandard Edition
SARS
— Severe Acute Revenue Syndrome
STT
— Straight To Tape Tom
URAF
— You aRe A Fagot
TNT
— Tony Not Todd
FHL
— Funny Hilarious Laughter
HFC
— Hydrogen Fried Chicken
DTP
— Does This Play?
HSB
— Hot Surprise Beauty
NCB
— Noobs Clan Brotherhood
VILE
— Villians International League of Evil
SPAM
— Stuff Posed As Meat
RAM
— Rampant Angry Men
AWOL
— Autonomous Web Of Liberation
PTA
— Pretty Tired Already
UPN
— Ubiquitous Public Network
QT
— Quacked Totally
S
— Sucksteevee
BFF
— Ben's First Fans
COMB
— Control Over Maurice's Boys
NKT
— Never Known Tom
BTD
— Brave Tequila Drinking
WJAP
— Whiny Jewish American Princess
HCV
— Happy Clan of Vegetarians
IPE
— International Pigs Of Espionage
RDC
— Really Dang Crazy
TUA
— The Ugly Americans
QP
— Quack Pack
SCUM
— Sisters Cutting Up Men
SPAM
— Sending Persistently Annoying Mail
EWC
— Elites Without Cheats
YUM
— Your Useful Mouth
GEDCOM
— Giganticus Enigmaus Decevius Complexium Odiferous Maliciousicum
CEB
— Civil Engineering Boy
ALC
— Anime Lovers Community
SUV
— Soccermom's Ugly Van
RAG
— Rodents Are Great
RN
— Rich Nurse
PTG
— Poke The Gugu
UDC
— U Dumb Cluck!
ROLF
— Really Obese And Lard Filled
RDF
— Really Difficult and Funky
XIF
— X Infested Falcon
VRML
— Vociferious Raging Mob Languishes
MOSAIC
— Manawatu One Stop Arts Information Centre
WILD
— Women Inspiring Learning Doing
NMR
— No More Radiologists
WBA
— Woking Beat Albion
WNV
— West Nine-mile Virus
WUSS
— Weird Uncle Sam Society
FDE
— Future Death Eater
CNA
— Clueless Network Administrator
WIPP
— Women Impacting Public Policy
TCD
— Taking Care of Debbie
PWS
— Pink Whiny Sparkles
RMC
— Random Mandatory Candidacy
SAP
— Somewhat Academic Privacy
ROA
— Raiders Of Athena
SKB
— Smoochy Kitty Baby
FDI
— Frogs Did It
PBK
— Philly Beta Kappa
RAK
— Real As Kickin
ULF
— Ultra Large Female
RGP
— Really Great Prozac
SWAG
— Select Worst Avid Golfers
STOP
— So Tired Of Paying
STCMDJM
— Sydney Talks Constantly Minding Dogs Jumping Madly
IE
— Internet Exploder
MOW
— Muskrats On Wednesday
JOKE
— Joy Of Kids Entertainment
EMG
— Eat My Grip
KFW
— Kentucky Fried Women
YB
— Yak Box
WW
— Whimsical Weirdie
YIP
— Yummy Is Phun
DPO
— Death Pit Offering
LUNAR
— Let Us Not Ask Rhetorics
DFT
— Damn Fast Transit
UAW
— Useless Auto Workers
TMP
— Turbo Mucho Power
RALF
— Redundant Array Of Little Flashguns
USIGS
— Universal Subtle Informational Gesture System
SOS
— Ship Or Shoot
STRESS
— Still Trying to Run the Entire Solar System
PTP
— Pokemon Trainer Power
TBI
— Tinkerers Bureau of Investigation
WWW
— What Women Wear
STD
— Snails Taste Delicious
WWF
— We Weird Freaks
ASC
— A Sneezing Cow
WWD
— World Wide Dinomanation
FDL
— Funny Dancing Lemons
GIA
— Gaian Intelligence Agency
SPAM
— Some Poop Ass Mail
OHO
— One Horse Outfit (clothing; Orange, CA)
UFO
— Uncontrollable Fergie Obsession
UPS
— Unbelievably Pulverized Shipments
TWAIN
— Tournament Without An Interesting Name
RCA
— Ricinus Communist Agnet
FSS
— Force Sensitive Salami
IIPP
— Irksome and Irritating Preventive Policies
MCSA
— Musta Cost Someone Alot
EOD
— Every One Drinks
WAD
— Wacky Anime Definitions
DFW
— Duncan Flag Waver
PW
— Papa Whoot
SCA
— Skinned Character Animation
VCR
— Very Cute Rodent
USMC
— Unconstitutional Slavery Made Constitutional
TRG
— Tongue Ring Guy
MMC
— Maiden Mother Crone
SPOOF
— Strange Parodies Of Outrageous Fics
DGC
— Don't Go Cheap!
JMI
— Jo And Mal Invasions
AFP
— Always False Postive
WBI
— Wet Bandits, Inc.
DEAD
— Dearly Entering Afterlife Dramatically
DEW
— Don't Endorse Willa
MMS
— Most Men Syndrome
HSR
— Hot Shot Rod
SDP
— Self Destruct Party
TDD
— Trick Daddy Dollars
RPM
— Radical Psycho Machine
TMB
— To Much Beats
LML
— Let Me Laugh
BHIT
— Blithering Helmet Idiocy Trust
BAG
— Bees Are Gambling
WFEV
— Wiener Frauen Erwerb Verein
FTZ
— Five Ton Zergling
BAT
— Big Achievement Treatment
KI
— Killers Incorporated
GBD
— Great Britain Dammit
MWP
— Mirror Wraith Prophesy
WM
— Wrap Music
UFO
— Underground Funk Operatives
SHTF
— Shit Hits The Fan
SCO
— Slimy Crude Operations
RASH
— Robotic Action Suds And Hygiene
TB
— Tube Bodiz
NACL
— No Added Calcium Layers
GNU
— Great New Unix
WWW
— We Want Winter
MIU
— Mission Impossible University
WGNT
— Wrinkly Guy Number Two
ATL
— All Terrain Lady
RSU
— Re Spawners United
SKS
— Storm King School
SDY
— Start Deck Yugi
TOM
— The Other Marianne
RICE
— Rest In Cow Extortion
AZI
— Angry Zerging Igrainers
BRO
— Beers R Open
DNR
— Don't No Right
GER
— Great Expensive Rubbish
HOB
— Harem Of Bill
MM
— Master Misfit
WOSO
— We Obliterate Some Oranges
SUV
— Safe Utility Vehicle
TBS
— The Braves Stink
RPC
— The Rabid Psycho Chikins
JAN
— Just A Nurse
MOST
— Ministry Of Silly Talks
SWAG
— Some Women Are Great
FOL
— Friends Of Lulu
NRL
— National Rap League
WINDOWS
— We Indeed Never Developed One Working System
WWW
— World Whenever Wanted
ILK
— Illiterate Liberal Kommunists
WBB
— Warehouse Boxes and Boogies
LOMBARD
— Lots Of Money But A Real Dumbell
PAN
— Pagans Acting Nicely
VISA
— Visualization of Inter-Spike Association
EMTA
— Evil Math Teachers Association
IOD
— Image Of Death
PEI
— Peace Entered Island
TFT
— Toffee Fudge Transistor
TGIF
— Thank Goodness It's Fun
SMURF
— Summer Meeting Of Unity Relaxation And Footbag
TWAIN
— Technofirm Without An Impressive Name
FIB
— Friendly Illinois Buddy
AVI
— Always Very Intelligent
IPN
— Insane Props Nation
WFAF
— Whose Fault? Asphalt
FAITH
— Firmly And Intimately Tricking Him
IUP
— I'm Usually Partying
NSB
— No Silly Boys
SUV
— Spectacularly Ugly Vehicle
TK
— Tv Kryachko
SICK
— Serious Idiots Clown Killing
TSA
— Take Scissors Away
TRM
— This Runs Murkily
FCPA
— Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
UPN
— Under Paid Negroes
UZT
— Ultimate Zoid Team
USA
— Under Skirt Adventures
PENTIUM
— Processor Errors Numbering Thousands In Users Machines
GWA
— Girls With Attitude
CLQ
— Can't Leave Quake
MES
— Mav's Elite Squad
SDM
— Single Digit Midgit
UCLA
— Uptown Cookie and Loaf Academy
TNT
— Together N Texas
TJ
— The Jeep
RSC
— Rather Sweet Cables
WMD
— Wildly Misled Democrats
BGP
— Before Gore Protocol
HBL
— Happy Blinking Lights
WLU
— Wesley Lovers' United
IPAQ
— I Pay And Queue
TQ
— Totally Queer
UPN
— Un-Popular Network
SPAM
— Spoiled Poultry And Meat
HPC
— High Performance Cow
BGS
— Billy Gilmans System
HIPC
— Hopelessly Inadequate Personal Computer
GFS
— Got Food Stamps
IBF
— Incompetent Boxing Federation
EE
— Everything Everywhere
WZE
— Wot Za Ell?
STF
— Sunny Tang Family
SE
— Soldered Edition
SSS
— Seasonal Secret Sisters
TLC
— Talking Listening Cleaning
SPA
— Sonic Pocket Adventure
WWW
— Wild Weird Witches
WTF
— Work That Female
PDD
— Pretty Damn Dumb
CFI
— Canadian Football for Idiots
SPAM
— Spooky People Above Me
PWA
— Pigs With Attitude
SWAT
— Souljaz, Warriorz, And Thugstaz
SOS
— Soroptomists Own Stock
TWA
— The Wrong Airport
WWW
— Wonderful World of Work
DUC
— Designed Ugliness Cartoon
BHP
— British Horsepower Please
IMO
— Ice Man's Obituary
WCW
— We Can't Wrestle
USAF
— U Sorry Airborne Females
SSG
— Super Stud Guy
REDDIT
— Rather Extreme Daily Dose of Internet Trolling
RFS
— Ring Finger Syndrome
IDF
— Internet Death Forces
KWO
— Knights World Order
DASH
— Dairy Actually Stops Hypertension
FADE
— Friday Afternoons Do not Exist
WWW
— Weird, Warped, and Wacky
YMCA
— Youth Molesting Car Association
RDM
— Robo Death Monkey
WAG
— Women Against Guys
TFS
— Traveling Freak Show
SNAP
— Special Needs Aussie Placement
SAGA
— Send All Geriatrics Abroad
TD
— Too Dumb
IDD
— Insanely Destructive Devices
REDDIT
— Recycled Egos Delivering Drivel Interpreted as Thoughtful
WMP
— Women Money and Power
RNC
— Random Nonsense Club
SUV
— Stylish Urban Vehicle
ERG
— Evil Rowing Gadget
TL
— Turd Launcher
TW
— Tinky Winky
EN
— Equality Now
UZC
— Urban Zen Cowgirl
PVC
— PIPE VERY CROWDED
WDW
— Waldo Died Wednesday
NIPPLE
— Nolife Involved People Practicing Loserly Extravaganzas
CSC
— Can't Stand Coloreds
MMA
— Marble Man's Army
HDL
— Huge Deluxe Lingo
TC
— Treacherous Computing
WIE
— What Is Enlightenment
SOTS
— Snow On The Steps
USD
— University of Spoiled Daughters
GDM
— Great Dark Man
WAN
— Weirdos Are Nice
EKS
— Evil Kontractor Skum
WGBH
— Wicked Great Benefits Here
WWW
— Word Wasting Web
AJD
— Always Justify Donuts
EQ
— Elf Qualities
HCI
— Hide The Contents Indefinitely
IP
— Internal Possumizer
WOW
— Wondrous, Outrageous, and Wacky
TG
— Tough Girl
SRV
— Subspacecadet Remote Viewing
RAD
— Rapid Agony Distributor
SCAM
— Still Can't Access Mine!
TJ
— Triple Jonathan
RTD
— Really Tight Derriere
RME
— Red Moon Evil
RR
— Rowdy Rochelle
NAM
— Need A Medic
VTH
— Very Tall Heero
ERB
— Evil Ratings Bunny
HCL
— Happy Clown Laughter
WFA
— Williams Feminist Alliance
SAM
— Sidewalk Alpha Male
TAP
— Terrible And Pathetic
STRT
— Secret Team Rocket Two
IPU
— Invisible Pink Unicorn
RRNRD
— Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
RZA
— Ruler Zig-zag Allah
SMS
— Send Messages Silently
CWB
— Completely Wacked Boarders
DJIA
— Dow Jumps Into Abyss
LSM
— Lana's Sailor Moon
ALPHA
— Another Life Phase Happily Achieved
USA
— U'll Save Alot
SUV
— Sheep United For Victory
SWM
— Speedy Working Machine
TKO
— The Knock On
SMPP
— Sailors Moon Prismatic Princesses
TWA
— Try Walking Across
SSS
— Sergeant Schutz Staffel
ROFL
— Really Orange Funny Lions
NIM
— National Idiot Movement
DVM
— Devoted Veterinary Mouser
CCW
— Certified Compost Wacko
HBOC
— Hummin Birds On Crack
WWW
— Web Worry and Woes
HCR
— Horse City Related
DPT
— Divinely Professional Therapist
WTF
— Where's The Fruit
RTFM
— Reinstall The Friggin Machine
SSS
— Super Silly Slow
TRIBE
— The Ruthless Infiltration of Birds EveryWhere
UPS
— Unsatisfactory Poor Service
SAT
— Scream Aptitude Test
FHM
— Flakey House Mate
PES
— PEZ Enjoyment Sensor
DCA
— Disney's Confusing Adventure
WBKB
— We're Boot Kamp Broadcasting
NEPAL
— No Electricity, Petrol, And LPG
STFU
— Society To Find Unconformities
SSS
— Shoe States Of Saturn
QFT
— Quit F*** Typing
EMI
— Every Mistake Imaginable
TL
— Tinklefoot Lackey
RTI
— Red Tape Industry
TEN
— Testosterone Engorged Nothingness
TMBG
— They Might Blow Goats
DGP
— Discover Girl Power
DIMM
— Difficult To Install Memory Module
AOS
— America Out of Space
NDF
— Nearly Dead Fund
DCE
— Doesn't Compute Entirely
MSK
— Majora Skull Kid
WIOF
— Whistler Is Our Future
WBLN
— Women Business Leaders Network
LRP
— Little Rascals Pinoy
WUG
— What Users Get
BML
— Bovine Markup Language
ED
— Education Droid
LST
— Lady Scooter Trash
FEI
— Fatuous Egotistic Individuals
MWS
— Marks Web Site
OMR
— Oh My Ra
SUV
— Sluggish Unbearable Vendor
STG
— Sulky The Great
WWW
— Wild Weird Web
TLC
— Total Lack of Care
RAP
— Rude Arrogent Poets
RLP
— Russian Leadership Program
DTR
— Direct To Rust
STC
— Start To Corpse
TBS
— Television's Best Station
UNC
— University of National Champions
TMBS
— Too Many Beers Syndrome
MACS
— Morning Alcohol Confusion Syndrome
GIM
— Gogeta Is Mine
WSOP
— World Series Of Posers
DW
— Disk Wars
MBR
— Master Boot Revaz
YAP
— You A Poo
MDL
— Marxist Deranged Lunatic
FEM
— Front End Mini
RAD
— Ratboy Ardent Devotees
SPAM
— Specially Prepared Advertising Material
RSVP
— Really Stupid Vocal Performance
TGD
— Three Grimmy Dogs
CD
— Cannot decide
SSSF
— Sarahs Spicy Science Friends
UUS
— Un- United States
TNT
— Tom's New Toy
SPAM
— Someone's Poor Advertising Method
THG
— Tree Huggin Gargoyle
SGA
— Students Gargling Antifreeze
TT
— Tongue Twister
FSE
— French Snobbery Everywhere
VTEC
— Very Terrifying Economy Car
MRC
— Malicious Rucus Crew
FMC
— Freaks Management Crew
HBG
— Hot British Guys
HOC
— Hogwarts On Crack
EDF
— Electric Dude Flys
SWAT
— Some Weird Action Team
WET
— Week End Thing
TJ
— Thirsty Jeep
RAP
— Righteous Anointed People
SAFE
— Smurf Amplifier Finding Executive
WWW
— While We Wait
EFD
— Empty First Daughter
B
— The Baddest
ISE
— Internal Sneezing Error
WWP
— Walters Window Popper
HBI
— Hot Burrito Induction
LETS
— Lord of E-Town Streets
PBT
— Pizza Box and Toys
MERP
— Middle Earth Role Playing
WCW
— We Can't Write
MZR
— Marvel Zombie Society
SPAM
— Silly Pointless Annoying Message
SLP
— Simulated Livermore Phantom
AM
— Annie's Man
DSG
— Destitute Streetdwelling Guttersnipe
WMK
— Web Master Kinder
MRP
— Mostal's Repair Plan
FVD
— Fallen Vampiric Devil
DOGS
— Decrepid Old Geezer Shooters
GFA
— Gargoyles Fanfic Archive
AST
— Alien Standard Time
NAAF
— Nutty As A Fruitcake
TTC
— Torontonians Tough And Cool
GFO
— Great Furless One
TMDL
— Too Many Darn Lawyers
GSA
— Get Stuck Anywhere
TJ
— Todd's Jeep
RPI
— Rick Pitino Inflated
REF
— Ruin Everybodys' Fun
WIP
— Women In Power
SWAG
— Still without a Girlfriend
UEA
— University Of Erotic Activities
FHA
— Foolish Home Acquisition
WSM
— We Shave Minutes
MASTER
— Militaricon Attack Strategic Transforming Elimination Robots
OED
— Oneism Exercised Daily
AHS
— All Hail Super
HOG
— Hippies On Grunge
NVS
— Non Volatile Sleeping
ICU
— Incredible Cats Unit
STN
— Simon The Nullifidian
SSM
— Sonic Super Mop
RFL
— Really Friggin Loud
PTA
— Papyrus Trans Am
SIJ
— Shake It, Jacob
RIP
— Rest In Pain
PDF
— Pigs Do Fly
SAT
— Southerners Aren't Trying
TBL
— The Bottom Liars
TMA
— Tomorrow Morning Airline
SUS
— Special Undead Services
MH
— Mediocre Hunter
NAS
— Never Any Service
GORP
— Grand Old Rusty Pickup
CRP
— Can Raise Pheasants
MLL
— Money Losing Lacrosse
TFO
— The Fowl One
PWA
— Purple Wind Alternate
WGE
— Weaving Gender Equity
WIPP
— Women in Public Policy
SPF
— Sizzle People Fast
REM
— Rest Easy Mama
RUN
— Rufas Universal Network
TGM
— The Ghetto Mob
SCUBA
— So, Can U Breathe Air with it?
SWAT
— Shoot Without Any Thinking
FDC
— Future Disney Cabinet
THC
— Total Human Completion
WAM
— We Are Marians
EGM
— Eeew, Girlie Men!
IFOL
— In Fits Of Laughter
LC
— Lemonade Conspiracy
WNFC
— Willie Nelson Fan Club
MUH
— My Unhandy Hubby
ASH
— Anti Sub Human
BED
— Big Elephant Dangly
SMART
— Send the Mexicans Across the River Today
UBA
— Unbelievably Big Ass
TCU
— Texas Criminal University
RPR
— Russian Power Rangers
RIAA
— Ruthless Ignorant and Avaricious
SUV
— Simply Useless Vehicle
RNI
— Roswell Neglected, Incorporated
URL
— User Really Lost
SGA
— So Good Academy
WB
— We Boogie
EHF
— Edinburgh Hibees Fan
CAR
— Crashes And Rusts
OHIO
— Old Hicks in Outhouse
GSR
— Gigantic Super Racer
TIAC
— Turd In A Can
TISM
— This Is Speed Metal
TAW
— Transgender at Work
TUB
— Throw Up Boy
TN
— Toilet Nation
TGS
— The Ghost Synchronicity
WAR
— Waste And Regret
PUG
— Pirates Under the Government
GT
— Get Tiffany
PT
— Piece of Trash
USA
— Utterly Savage Anarchy
NDG
— No Damn Groups
EMT
— Evidence Mangling Technician
HCD
— Hangnail Cream Division
KOA
— Kamping On Asphalt
RSVP
— Remember Sza Vedding Presents
SHH
— Superhero Hype
TNA
— The Nitro Assassin
SQ
— Snow Queen
SEGA
— Special Entertainment Games Association
SCOP
— Society of Crummy Orchestra Players
STCMDJM
— Sydney Talbott Charlotte Mom Dad Jordan Midnight
CAIT
— Carefully Adjusted Imbecilic Thinker
FTI
— Funny Troops International
HLS
— Hot Looks School
FON
— Freaks Of Nature
BEA
— Booger Eaters Of America
NUPE
— National Union of Pizza Eaters
TMC
— Throating Mr Cowher
SPAM
— Sending People Annoying Mail
UNV
— The United Nations Of Vexillium
RFP
— Request For People
STI
— Sick Turbocharged Insanity
PST
— Price Swindling Tax
SAPF
— Society Advocating Pillbug Freedom
TSB
— The Skipped Breath
UZI
— Universal Zorkmid Index
ROM
— Retarded Orange Monkeys
USA
— United States Of Adultery
SDI
— Silicone Defense Implant
MGM
— Metzker Goes Mad
O
— Oddity
GW
— Gore Won
LNNR
— Loyalty Needs Not Royalty
MTR
— Matt's Traceroute Rar
WLAF
— What a Laugh! Football
EDM
— Easy Damn Money
NSE
— Nissan Stanza Enthusiasts
USB
— Unusually Slow Bus
QED
— Queen Elizabeth Dearie
TNC
— Turtle Neck Clan
TGIF
— To Guys I'm Fabulous
EUS
— Expanded Universe Senate
AVP
— Another Vuckedup Picture
MGR
— Miss Gulch Returns
WWPT
— Women With Power Tools
FAN
— Followers After Nothing
CHUD
— Cannibalistic Heathen Urban Dwarf
CRF
— Capital Rhyming Force
ML
— Mikon's Legacy
BMX
— Be Most Xcellent
WWE
— We Wrestle Eventually
REDDIT
— Rapid Ecliptic Dialog Detailing Internet Themes
CPI
— Christmas Price Index
RTSC
— Real Time Strategic Carnages
RPD
— Racoon Police Department
OS
— Old Shinola
BAR
— Buy A Rum
GFL
— Goats For Life
ZWO
— ZeRos World Order
PCLP
— Peace Corps Little Patti
VOH
— Voice Of Hoohaw
WXN
— Women's Executive Network
KIT
— Katherine I think
PYT
— Planet Yumthing
TGIF
— That Gopher Is Freaky
USSR
— Underground Society Of Secret Rhythm
TRR
— Tanner Ricky Rocket
RSC
— Russian Soul Club
SFN
— Star Fangled Nut
SBC
— Silly Buggers Club
VBS
— Very Busy Summer
AOA
— Absolutely Outrageous Acronym
W
— Wascal
INFORM
— Incredibly Nasty Formless Outer Regions Monsters
WOP
— We Own Portugal
RDBMS
— Reality Data Before Many Systems
VBS
— Voices, Bodies, Snacks
SUM
— Self Updating Memory
SILLY
— Slightly Intelligent Largely Laconic Yeti
SPY
— Self Portrait Yaddo
SCUM
— Starfire Crunchers United Many
MOR
— Maudlin Old Rubbish
WSOL
— Whiter Shade Of Loud
MPV
— Money Pit Vehicle
ITT
— I'm Totally Terrific
WB
— Weally Brainless
WIO
— Walks In Ocean
IWO
— It's Welbe's Organization
EAD
— Eventually Always Down
CRR
— City Of Reptilian Residents
CMF
— Crazy Monkey Federation
DFAS
— Defense Finances Are Slow
FE
— Ford Eliminator
PAWS
— Personal Automated Wagging System
TJ
— Tortured Jeanious
WWE
— Worst Wrestler Ever
FGP
— Funky Ghetto Phonics
NQ
— Nerd Quotient
CAH
— Conspiracy Against Hogwarts
IG
— Information Goddess
DART
— Dakota Ain't Ready For This
UFO
— Unofficial Frolijah Obsession
DIVA
— Drag Industry Variety Awards
QB
— Quite Bummy
IAS
— Institute of Annoying Sillybillies
UIS
— Usless Information Superhighway
UCLA
— University of Confused Liberal Asians
SPP
— Shaq Phool Posse
CFS
— Communist Fascist Shmucks
EWR
— Extremely Wacky Ritters
DIS
— Donkeys In Strategy
MRA
— Milan Rules All
KDFC
— Kathy Dause Fan Club
CRV
— Cute Recreational Vehicle
WWWF
— We Wallop Wired Frogs
SOC
— Start Of Colt
SA
— Shuli's Anime
TIC
— The Infernal Catfish
RCR
— Really Can't Race
STD
— Stop The Disease
TAN
— Total Anime Network
SMU
— Still Most Underrated
RID
— Roger In Disguise
SWAT
— Stinks With A Thud
WAN
— Wide Apart Network
WEPA
— Women Encouraging Progressing And Advancing
EMF
— End My Fun
WGA
— Wise Guy Association
WHIT
— We Hate Ichidai Takahashi
SMACK
— San Mateans Are Caring Kinks
PKO
— Pyocola Keeping Operations
SCAM
— Societies Citizens Against Mutants
SAAB
— Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
ROC
— Raps On Contact
MKR
— Magic Knight Rayearth
SAHM
— Still A Hot Momma
WOP
— Women Of Power
SSS
— Sun, Sand, Surfers
SAT
— Superhuman America Team
RSP
— Rival Schools Phantasy
EFO
— Error Freak And Oddity
VS
— Velvia Slayer
HIH
— Holy Instituition of Hair
COS
— Cult Of Spike
BAP
— Badgers Aren't Prejudiced
DPP
— Definitely Pregnant Piggie
WCW
— We Can't Work
ICG
— I Can't Grade
WB
— We Brood
SWL
— Shooters Without Law
PTA
— Parents Talking Alot
UPS
— Unbelievably Pathetically Slow
RAW
— Ruthless Aggression Wrestling
RHC
— Red Hair Crue
UN
— Un Nutted
DUS
— Damn, U Smell
NOU
— Nonsense Organizational Units
WIZC
— Wizard Country
WCTU
— Wild and Crazy Tattooable Underwear
SOME
— Sons Of Main Eventers
RF
— Reality Factory
RAM
— Real Awesome Memory
SEC
— Securing Entitlements For Crooks
UM
— University Of Morons
RSPCA
— Rarely Sees Parrot Care Abandoned
CH
— Captain Hypnosis
WIN
— Way Into Nirvana
NNP
— No Nit Policy
EMMA
— Eventually Men Make Animals
EAC
— Essential Anime Collection
GAAP
— Grossly Altered Accounting Principles
GCT
— Great Chinese Takeout
WOH
— Warriors Of Hate
YMB
— Young Modern Barbarians
UNH
— The University Of No Holidays
STFU
— Stop This Foolish Ululating
SOP
— Standard Offensive Procedure
SUV
— Supercharged Unstopable Vehicle
STOL
— Short Turbulence On Landing
RNG
— Random Number Gyrator
UCSC
— U Can See Cow
FOW
— Friends of the Whitlams
WT
— We Toss
GII
— Global Information Invasion
FQA
— Fallacious Questions Answered
AZ
— Ask Zagi
WASP
— We Are Sexually Perverted
FLG
— Four Lucky Guys
KBP
— Kill Bill Possie
USA
— Unable to Solve Addition
USMG
— United States Marine Grunts
SPF
— Serious Pennsy Fan
TAK
— The Anarchy Kid
SPOT
— Sim Pon Obsessed Teens
MOG
— Murder on the Government
TNT
— Television Nobody Trusts
STB
— Stop Teasing Bill
HPV
— Having Purple Vomit
CYF
— Can You Fart?
CONF
— Comatose On Nihilists Floor
NMC
— Nurses Must Complain
WSOP
— We're Stuck On Poker
LASS
— Legion of Anti-Singaporean Scum
ODC
— Other Dumb Cluck
HO
— Hellaciously Ornery
JFA
— Jodi Foster's Army
TFQ
— Tony's Footy Quiz
RJ
— Ranger Janet
SUV
— Seriously Useful Vehicle
TJM
— The JoshMeister
OOM
— Order Of Merlin
UMF
— Utterly Mad Freak
SARS
— Swindon Always Running Scared
RRR
— Raging Roid Retard
URL
— Unwrap Red Licorice
SAT
— Somebody Ain't Teaching
HR
— Homebot Replication
WBOU
— Water Balloons full of Urine
MEP
— Michael Eats Poo
LHA
— Life Haters Anonymous
CUM
— Creative Urges Of Men
WMD
— Weapons of Media Distortion
ONC
— Only Non-Canadians
SUV
— Some Useful Virtues
SHIT
— Severely High Intestinal Tumor
PTO
— Please Talk Out
SETI
— Search For Easy Terrestrial Items
SMS
— Stop Making Sense
RFZ
— Rapid Fanfic Zombie
USD
— Uncle Sugar Daddy
SPAM
— Sparkly Ponies Are Marching
CDN
— Canadian Destroying Nation
WUYC
— What's Under Your Cap?
UCLA
— University of Caucasians Living Among
VP
— Virtual President
ROTC
— running off to Canada
SWAT
— Spun, Warped, And Twisted
RR
— Retarded Republicans
TRM
— Tommy's Rambunctious Mind
SPH
— Super Po Head
SB
— Shady Bizzness
R
— Ralphable
JIM
— Jon's Intelligent Mates
FSL
— Fix Silvia Later
CPL
— Cute Player's League
CMHC
— Canadian Moose Huggers Coalition
RSVP
— Roaming Super Villain Party
TPD
— Toontown Police Department
RAP
— Really Annointed People
SUR
— Southern United Raza
HOS
— Huge Old Shroom
IPR
— Intellectual Piracy Rights
GIT
— Gripes Ingested Tarantula
DMR
— Dumb Move Rich
WTO
— Washington Trade Opposition
NEF
— Nothing Ever Fits
CMI
— Cruel Memory Institution
EDT
— Everybody Drinks Tonight
RECTUM
— Regional Extraordinary Critical Tactical Untied Mercenaries
TIM
— Timid Irrelevant Mouse
RDA
— Rich Demanding Albatross
RIP
— Randomly Insulting People
TRP
— Twisted Resource Pickle
SUR
— Skraps Usually Run
LMI
— Lame, Mundane, and Insignificant
NNO
— A Nerd's Night Out
APT
— Another Pathetic Tagger
WBH
— Weeks Brick House
CLU
— Chris Lovers Unite
WWW
— Widely Worse Web
IBC
— It's Bad Cola
LFA
— Loincloths For America
CTF
— Cut The Fork
EDU
— Everybody Digs Ukeleles
SGS
— Super Genius Soeharto
SR
— Squish A Rooney
SAGA
— Send All Grannies Away
RG
— Random Guy
RUM
— Random Uncle Musings
STA
— Super Tall Aliens
UWF
— University For White Folks
OEM
— Outside the Empire of Microsoft
MWO
— Moo World Order
UAE
— Useless Amiga Emulator
SMU
— Sailor Moon Universe
USC
— University of Steroids and Creatine
UPN
— Unrelenting Punishment Network
TJ
— Thrax Junior
SMELLY
— System Maintenance Entry Level Local Yaks
TGIF
— This Grandpa Is Fantastic
SWA
— Single Width Airlines
ROG
— Relentless Outerworld Garrison
SPAM
— Sentient Paranormal Ameboid Mass
SBC
— Southern Bigot Convention
VPS
— Vigorous Panic Surrogate
GNP
— Gross National Promises
ECPI
— Evil Chubby Pickle Institute
DOR
— Deadly Orgone Rays
TIS
— The Incredible Slaughters
RM
— Render Monster
SWR
— Stimpy's Wicked Rectum
UCC
— Uncles Congregational Continent
RTI
— Random Technical Implement
VDS
— Valentines Day Syndrome
RAND
— Raunchy And Nauseating Dining
TGR
— Tiny Grim Reaper
TSA
— Transportation Superstition Administration
TSZ
— Tortured Souls Zac
NWO
— Nick Walks Out
MR
— Minnesota Rules
DLL
— Dinosaur Lizard Library
HUD
— Hiding Under Desks
NPL
— National Phone Losers
VMR
— Vampire Master Race
GHB
— Gotta Have Boner
SLAM
— Something Like Another Monday
TLB
— Tattooed Love Boys
RNN
— Ruin Night Now
SIN
— Success Ignoring Nature
SWAT
— Style With Artistic Technique
FTC
— Fatten The Consumer
OHS
— One Hip Sista
HOME
— House Of Many Emotions
UNP
— Universal Nations Preventers
RM
— Rescue Me
ODQ
— Other Dumb Questions
APD
— Always Payin Dues
MSR
— Monte's Secret Revenge
BCE
— Before Cat Epoch
WGT
— Windows-Gates-Transfer syndrome
LES
— Lobotomies for Every Student
ETN
— Egg The Nest
UFO
— Unidentified Fur Object
SLOT
— Secret Lives Of Toys
SONY
— Soon, Only Not Yet
WIC
— Welfare Is Cool
RMD
— Robed Masked Dude
TAP
— Take another Pictcher!
HIF
— Huge Inuyasha Fan
OWC
— Out With Clinton
LOPS
— Love Old Popeye Spinnach
GBS
— Great Big Steve
RIP
— Rectuum Invited Party
VBA
— Vacation Bacchanal Association
NJ
— No Jive
MBD
— Male Bovine Defecation
SSK
— Stuffed Satisfied Kind
TWA
— Travelling With Arabs
SEMA
— Send Extra Money Away
TAR
— Translated Anime Ring
SOURCE
— Sovereign Omnilord Of Unanimous Regency And Caliber Excaliper
UN
— Useless Nuts
TLM
— The Lan Meister
RX
— Red X
TTB
— Tacky Tiara Brigade
GTC
— Global Trance Community
IEEE
— International Enclave For Electronics Efficiency
WSL
— White Suburban Losers
GML
— Great Made Language
ILO
— International Losers Organization
GCP
— God's Cousin Phil
OAS
— One Angry Swede
SAB
— Small Animal Boy
WD
— Wolf's Dragoons
VCR
— Very Cantankerous Recorder
RAM
— Really Angry Machine
QED
— Quit, End, Done
TNG
— Third North Girls
SARS
— Singaporeans Are Really Scared
SMP
— Symmetric Multiple Penguins
RD
— Republican Domination
SCC
— Street Car Chaos
UMA
— Universal Multipurpose Agency
TED
— Terrance's Eye For Detail
GTG
— Get Trapped Girls
PAA
— Punx Are Alive
YES
— You're Extremely Stupid
JAI
— Jaimie And I
ERD
— Evil Rubber Duckie
HCP
— Hurwitz Controls The Process
UCLA
— United Caucasians Living Among
QOF
— Queen Of Frogs
WWF
— Walks With Finesse
VSN
— Vita Scooby Nut
WB
— Whining Babies
WWW
— Why We're Weird
IMA
— Interplanetary Magic Association
JE
— Jasper Eyes
TC
— Tooooo Coooool
RIP
— Real Intense People
SUV
— Stupendously Ugly Vehicle
TMS
— The Moron School
WTO
— Watch This Organization
UST
— Untouchable Sick Tekneekz
SPOOF
— Silly Pictures Of Outrageous Fics
TED
— The Evil Dwarf
SK
— Swat Kats
BPD
— Bitter Phony Doctor
LAR
— Lizard Attitude Railroad
WMPW
— Witchy Mermaid's Pagan World
MLW
— Martin Luther Wing
WWW
— Wild Whining Works
CTR
— Catholics Totally Rock
USA
— The United States Of Asia
FRA
— Federal Reliant Airline
MHC
— Macrophage Humor Circulation
EMD
— Every Model Drips
WTF
— When Trains Float
KCM
— Kansas City's Murray
AIG
— All Investments Gone
CRTC
— Canadian Room Temperature Control
BWM
— Borough Wide Macks
WORM
— Wisely Organized Replacing Machine
TCU
— Texas Chainsaw University
SCH
— Sakura Clow Heaven
TL
— Tough and Long
DHS
— Dead Head Squad
ASK
— Aiding Socialist Kauses
TMC
— The Ministry Of Carnage
UFO
— Ultra Freak Out
VAX
— Virtical Access Xerox
SRS
— Stark Raving Shapiro
UPS
— Useless Poor Service
PSM
— Phantom Space Monkeys
UCLA
— U See Los Angeles
RES
— Red Eared Slider
SAS
— Sissies And Solo
TGV
— Three Giggly Varmints
RRS
— Ruin Robin's Saturday
WMD
— Words Of Manipulation And Deception
NMS
— Not Matt's Scripts
WACK
— We Adore Chris Kattan
MZ
— More Zimmerman
CUPS
— Can't Usually Print Stuff
PV
— Princess Vyssa
TCI
— Try Calling In
SWD
— Scorching Welsh Dragon
TUM
— The Uncle's Monkey
TGIS
— Thank God It's Summer
RWZ
— Rogue Warriorz
BR
— Babe Ratio
WILD
— Big Lost Ogres Grab Giggling Elephants Rapidly
DAVE
— Daft And Very Expensive
MRD
— Machine Robo Devils
MINT
— Math is not Terrible
WOEG
— Worshipper Of Espresso Gods
VISTA
— Very Intense Strategic Tickle Attack
WWW
— Whiskey, Women, and Wealth
WOMEN
— Women Opposing Men's Egotistical Nature
GI
— Ghetto Imposter
ICE
— Iowa Cornfield Enforcers
TIF
— Totally Infinite Formats
TGIF
— Time Goes Increasingly Fast
SNU
— Stark Naked University
SUMER
— See Us Merrily Eat Radish
KPP
— Karma Payment Plan
WB
— Wreck Batman
OWL
— Outstanding Wizard Luck
NOS
— Never Offer Service
WHA
— When Hull Arrived
WLL
— Wood's Laughing Ladies
CACS
— Citizens Against Common Sense
RA
— Ripped Analhole
PNS
— PIN Number Syndrome
UPC
— Unorganized Pathetic Committee
SST
— Super Stupid Teacher
USA
— Ubanity Sagacity And Ardency
STD
— Super Toddler Drool
SGS
— Science Geek Syndrome
CGU
— Centre of Gratuitous Ugliness
WB
— Welfare Broadcasting
EMM
— Elephant Memory Management
SPAN
— Southern Purist Against Nonsense
SHK
— Slaughter House Kids
RPI
— Rowdy Puz Institution
SOS
— Save Our Snoopys
RRP
— Recomended Ripoff Price
TARP
— The Anti Rocketship People
TOM
— The Other Matthew
USA
— Undefeated Southern Army
UN
— Unwanted Nobodies
CG
— Chalk Guy
NACA
— Normal Auto Contingency Allegiance
WMD
— Woman Of Mass Destruction
AVS
— All Very Snobby
OSA
— Orangutans Seem Alert
BAS
— Bloody Anime Station
KHR
— Kevin Hearn Rules
GRI
— Girl Registered Individually
ALPS
— Arcane Links Progress Section
UCLA
— University of Caucasians Lost Among
TQI
— Total Quality Idiot
SHN
— Shinola
TDR
— The Demonic Radicals
SPA
— Spam Protection Agency
SNAG
— Sesshomaru Not A Girl
SWAT
— Someone Will Actually Think
MSG
— Monster Sky Girl
PARIS
— Population Are Running! I Surrender!
NTEG
— Nobody Tries, Even God
TCC
— Triple Chin Curse
SAC
— Students Against Classes
TGB
— The Great Brandino
SLC
— Salt Lick City
TQM
— Total Quality McDonaldization
UPS
— Unusually Poor Satanosphere
STP
— Stop Teasing Polocks
SK
— Stop Knudsen
FI
— Fairy Intelligence
PEZ
— Please Enter Ziam
VV
— Valiant Vincent
NIA
— Nintendo Intelligence Agency
SPAM
— Sudden Privacy Abandonment Method
DOM
— Deluded Old Man
UPS
— Uncommonly Poor Service
WMA
— White Man America
VDU
— Very Dear Utility
UPS
— Ultra Poor Service
TZ
— Tough Zhitt
SGA
— Smoking Goat Association
GTA
— Giant Tobogganing Ants
WAN
— Webmasters Against Netscape
BPS
— Boobie Preservation Society
CAS
— Computers Are Swine
LMS
— Let Me Sleep
MIW
— Monster In the Waterhole
LRU
— Lets Run Unix
MO
— Master of Obsolescence
STFU
— Snap The Farmers Underwear
SE
— Slow Edition
SE
— Sheep Everywhere
RTM
— Released This Millenium
SUV
— Stuck Up Vehicle
UCLA
— Unbelievable Cheaters Lure Australians
SUI
— Singer Under The Influence
ROM
— Roaches On Magnets
UNC
— University Of No Confidence
YMMV
— Your Monkey May Vote
CPF
— Cool Paint File
NS
— Nasty Sh*t
KIP
— Kyosuke The Indecisive Pyromaniac
RCS
— Really Crappy Support
PYG
— Percy York Goodnight
VCR
— Virtual Contentment Remover
TDK
— Trinitys Dark Killers
WSTR
— We Survived The Renovations
CHS
— Cute, Happy, Sappy
ZE
— Zainy Extrusions
TOS
— Thirty Obscure Schmucks
SWAT
— Stupid Wet Atrocious Trojans
SOD
— Sordicalifragilistic Omniexpial Dyslexia
SUV
— Stupid Unsafe Vehicle
TTT
— Trashy Twit Terrorist
SUV
— Shut Up Vehicle
SEAL
— Some Escapees And Lunatics
VFQ
— Very Flipping Quick
SVB
— Syco Vamp Bytch
SST
— Steve's Screaming Tsiu
TSP
— The Smelly People
SMS
— Sell More Stock
WAP
— What About Protocols?
WTC
— Wolfpack Thug Clan
FMU
— Fbi's Most Unwanted
TK
— Totally Kool
SE
— Super Extendo
SEC
— Surely Everybody's Cheating
ULM
— Undarius Like Meanness
SIG
— Sure Isn't Glock
RNC
— Relentlessly Negative Convention
SVC
— Some Vince Content
VA
— Vartinchu To Act
OAP
— Oldtimers Against Progress
WIMP
— Where Is My Purse
VW
— Von't Work
VLM
— Very Lazy Management
MWA
— Masta With Attitude
VBR
— Virgin Branson Richard
SRX
— Shinra Resurrected X
TWAIN
— Tiddle With Ash In Newark
RAP
— Ragging Ass Pirate
RNC
— Rich Neo Cons
TEG
— Terd Eatin Greetins
HOW
— House Of Whack
RIAA
— Really Ignorant Artificial Agents
SWAT
— Stud With A 'Tude
WWF
— We Wound Females
WSO
— Weed Smoken Owners
CIM
— Criminally Insane Marine
IAC
— I Am Canadian
NHI
— No Humans Involved
CMPA
— Class Mom Party Animal
SAC
— Seriously Amusing Cat
WK
— Weird Kid
REDDIT
— Reddit Educates Daily Despite Ignorant Trolls
TWA
— The Worst Airline
UCLA
— Unimproved Carolina Loses Again
TNT
— Turner Network Tripe
NIMA
— Nunivak Is Mekoryuk Alaska
WGHH
— Women And Girl Heads Of Households
USC
— University of Snobbish Children
THE
— Turds Hear Evil
PT
— Poogy Tales
SBC
— Slash and Burn Corporation
SUV
— Snobs' Upperclass Van
WWF
— We Want The Franchise
YMMV
— Yo Momma Moves Vixens
PAK
— People Against Kasper
VIP
— Very Important Petunia
ARCA
— Amateur Racers Crash Always
CU
— Cigar Unemployment
VC
— Violet Carrier
RSVP
— Rice & Stew Very Plenty
TDF
— Two Dogs Fabricating
WE
— Women Empowerment
SCUBA
— Saw Clintons Underwear By Ankles
HIB
— Hair I Bought
MHE
— Maddest Hex Ever
HLP
— Hey Lookie, Panic
PALS
— Parents Acting Like Students
WCW
— We Copy WWF
WAG
— Womyns Action Group
TMO
— Tomorrows Matronly Ostriches
UPS
— Useless Power Supply
SU
— Sorceress University
RSM
— Rabid Space Monkie
USA
— Unlimited Supply of Arrogance
LAV
— Lacks Army Value
GOA
— Greenry Ocean Alcohol
NDR
— New Drunken Republicans
WO
— Wicked One
JAC
— Junior Ale Can
VNN
— Very Neurotic Neanderthal
EPS
— Energetic Possums Sterile
WKR
— Wrestleking's Rap
RIM
— Rookies of Internet Marketing
RAD
— Recycling Alien Dude
SUV
— Square Underpowered Vehicle
SAGE
— South Aiken Girls Excel
RPG
— Random Program Generator
VF
— Voogru Friends
SSS
— Serious Sorry Sapp
TGV
— Train Goes Veryfast
TLE
— Tired Little Engine
RBS
— Really Bad Service
MHO
— Mimi Haters Online
ODS
— One Damn Sheep
PAO
— Propoganda And Arrogance Office
TSA
— Taxpayer Soaking Agency
PT
— Public Toliet
RNC
— Really Not Compassionate
WOW
— World of WearableArt
THOR
— the hammer's overrated
TFC
— Total Fury Clan
ROP
— Relational Operator Piglet
MCC
— More Cash Coming
MEC
— Many Enemas Coming
CF
— Cshtuffing Fenvelopes
UNF
— Uncle Ned's Female
TMR
— Tom Marvolo's Riddle
SP
— Super Pud
UCS
— Unidentified Carlos Sightings
THR
— Tony Hawk Rocks
NARF
— Nutcase Alliances Raping Fanfiction
BNN
— Barely Newsorthy Network
WZA
— Worth Zilch Always
NIL
— Netball Is Lame
SMD
— Store My Ducks
RMH
— Resident Metal Head
THT
— The Hive Tyrants
PER
— Pretty Erroneous Ringtone
VPS
— Visually Picture Smart
RCMP
— Revenue Collecting Motorized Police
SAM
— Slow As Molasses
RMS
— Rageing Mammoth Society
RAP
— Retarded African Poetry
USA
— United for Size Advocacy
VG
— The Vanilla Girls
DVR
— Doesn't Video Record?
WORK
— World Of Running Knowledge
WAN
— What A Nightmare
SDS
— Super Dupe Snooper
RRR
— Readin Riten Rithmatic
RFO
— Roxette Fan Organization
LCC
— Let's Clean Constantly
DNP
— Do Not Puke
JB
— Jeremy's Bird
MFS
— Mighty Fine Shaft
TA
— Teacher Assassin
SMART
— Stupidly Made Automobile that Runs Terribly
SWS
— Star Wars Sisters
SPAD
— Simple Plastic Aeroplane Design
NWP
— North Of Waldo Patent
WAW
— Wise And Wireless
VISA
— Virtual Important Stamp for Authorisation
YAM
— Yoga As Muse
UBC
— University of Beautiful Chicks
TWA
— They Won't Arrive
SOC
— Sleep Over Club
VHS
— Visious Hatefull Sony
MBS
— Master Bull Scooper
WWE
— We Want Eggs
UNC
— United Nations Of Carolina
SOD
— Sell Out Diddy
SUV
— Social Urban Vanity
SFB
— Suffers From Belady's
NN
— Nightmare Ninjas
CSO
— Chief Stress Officer
NV
— November's Version
UFO
— Undrinkable Fleischmanns Obscenity
USSR
— Under Sorrowful Supervision Relationship
RV
— Reckin Vehicle
TWF
— Twitchy White Ferr
SPAM
— Solidified And Processed Anti Meat
SGG
— Squingynauts Game Guide
WEA
— The Warner Elektra Asylum
LDP
— Lend Dollars, Please
KGP
— Khmer Gurlz Pride
USA
— Universal Surveillance for All
UAW
— U Agree Weakly
STM
— Scanning Talking Microscope
UN
— United Nothing
SAT
— Stupid Aggravating Timewaster
TC
— Total Clown
PUN
— Puniest Underdog Nonsense
SBA
— Slowly Backs Away
OOC
— Out Of Carpet
WINDOWS
— Wished I'd Never Deployed On Work Station
WIF
— Wife Is Forgotten
LWG
— Little Working Groups
TME
— The Master Echidna
TIR
— Tir Is Roguelike
WFP
— Wittenberger Flatland Posse
SCCS
— Students Craving Computer Sex
UGI
— Ultimo Grudly Incarnation
SUV
— Spinal Utility Vehicle
UC
— Ultimate Charizard
TLC
— They Love Chino
QR
— Quintessentially Rockette
WFE
— Weird For Enya
SON
— Superior Oriental Nova
SS
— Sad Suburban
RAF
— Retaliated Air Force
SCE
— Seriously Crap Employers
RWH
— Regular Watering Hole
EW
— Emaciated Willy
OBD
— Older Brother Device
MAPC
— Madison Area Pissing Contest
WAF
— Weird Al Fans
STF
— Sid The Fly
RSVP
— Return Soon Via Phone
RMS
— Really Massive Ship
TNN
— Teddy News Network
RWH
— Rushwater Holt
WPC
— Woman Pirate Counselor
WMD
— Words May Deceive
GLT
— Gorilla, Lion, and Tiger
UFR
— Urgent Facial Repair
VC
— Vulture Capitalist
SPB
— Sarong Party Boys
RM
— Remove Monte
RBF
— Rail Baron Fanatic
SSG
— Spuffyitis Support Group
TGIF
— Tortellini's Good, Italian Favorite
TSA
— Ten Supervisors Apiece
SQ
— Super Queer
WTO
— World's Troubles Originator
WWW
— Wacky Woopy Wops
WMD
— Weapons of Many Dumbells
SRT
— Seventh Ragged Tigers
TRB
— Tubby Red Balls
UCLA
— Unable to Contain Lubick's Attack
RV
— Ruined Vacation
SST
— Stones Spaces Territory
ROC
— Real Outrageous Character
TT
— Terry's Toy
OCC
— Over-the-Counter Choppers (generic false teeth)
WPA
— We Poke Along
ULM
— University Of Lower Mentality
VIAG
— Vegeta Is A Gigolo
WBE
— Worshippers Of Bobs Eyebrows
PAP
— Poppits Are Plentiful
WWW
— Why Won't it Work?
MMN
— MegaMan Network
PTR
— Psychic Transmission Rifle
VSM
— Very Scary Monitor
VTK
— Vegeta Trunks Klan
SDP
— San Diego Posse
WB
— We brothers
UFO
— Underestimated Flying Osmond
TG
— Tie Guy
TC
— Timothy Club
SOP
— Sudden Operational Panic
TVG
— Tall Volvo Gods
TK
— Totally Kool
LBL
— Latino Biscuit Lovers
WTW
— Wicked Toothless Wombats
MUC
— Mighty Unity Cartel
ECK
— European Computer King
WCW
— World Cat Wrestling
TMF
— Totally Marks Fault
VCS
— Video Computer Sham
UMA
— United Military Assassins
TBR
— The Big Ragoo
RISC
— Real Internet Search Computer
SMH
— Shoot My Horse
RBC
— Red Barney Collective
UFO
— Undeniably Fanciful Observation
WWJD
— What Would Jedi Do
SMT
— Sick Minded Taggers
WWE
— We Write Excrement
VON
— Very Obvious Name
SLC
— Stupid Little Compiler
UML
— Useless Modeling Language
TLC
— The Lingat Clan
LSB
— Little Stinkin Buddha
WCW
— Worlds Crappiest Wrestling
UBC
— Ultimate Babe City
RSN
— Rogue Squadron Net
SGG
— Special Girls Group
WMD
— Whingers Of Mass Dissent
VTEC
— Very Tight European Coochie
SDK
— Sillies Don't Know
SAR
— Sailor Animamates Reviews
RTS
— Right Thieving Smegger
WFD
— Waiting For Don
UGA
— University God Adores
SMC
— Silent Mack Club
SSM
— Same Slow Motor
WFE
— Worms Friends Everywhere
WD
— Wicked Doofus
TJ
— Trishs Jeep
RPI
— Rutgers Pitiful Injustice
WDM
— Women, Death, and Money
WWW
— Working Without Women
SSS
— Stupid Security Service
MARC
— Metropolitan Area Retard Commuters
WM
— Word Munchers
TNN
— They Need Nirav
TBA
— The Brutallyevil Awesomelymaskedbroadcaster
UN
— Unanimously Neglectful
SOB
— Same Old Bengals
VTEC
— Virtually Torqueless Engine Crutch
VCD
— Very Crappy Disc
USP
— Ultimate Spider Paradise
UN
— Useless Nutless
RWP
— Regular Wetail Price
VOT
— Valaravko Of Thangorodim
SMB
— Summer Means Beer
RSVP
— Retarded Student Voluntary Program
USS
— The United States Of Saturn
WTC
— What Trade Center
TBG
— The Big Goobers
WWF
— Well Worn Forehead
VRO
— Virtual Rebellious Outcasts
WB
— Wonderful Beverley
VOC
— Various Obstinate Companies
VGA
— Very Good Adaptor
UPS
— Unusual Pulling System
UPS
— Unmitigated Package Smashers
WMD
— Whimpy Moronic Democrats
TC
— Terror Cat
WWF
— We Want Funds
UT
— University of Thugs
RFM
— Retired Forked Merged
SVGA
— Sunny Venice Goes Arabic
TTC
— Tido Tekilla Cuizinier
UB
— Uncle Bin
TNN
— The Nothing Network
SMS
— Stop Marriage Swiftly
UN
— Unmistakably Nutless
WWE
— Wrestling With Excrement
SRF
— Still Really Fullofit
VC
— Virtual Crokinole
TGIF
— Thank God It's February
TDF
— Tim's Dad's Friend
UPS
— Unequaled Package Smashers
UN
— United Nuzum
ROH
— Realm Of Hyrule
W
— Warmonger
TWA
— They Went Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
TRK
— Try Remedial Komputing
STV
— Sexually Transmitted Voting
SNM
— Sisters N Machines
USB
— Ultimate Security Breakdown
WPS
— Woefully Pathetic Service
WEP
— Wireless Ethereal Picketfence
SBL
— Shane Battier Lovers
SWB
— Socialable Wheel Bent
STI
— Smoky Turbo Inevitable
SPB
— Scandinavian Plow Boy
VDU
— Virtural Displeasing Unit
UDO
— Unendingly Deliberated Over
UML
— Underappreciated Modeling Language
UN
— Uneducated Nations
UND
— Unidentified North Dakotans
UGA
— UnderGround Airways
RFD
— Request For Deprecation
UML
— University Of Manchester Language
WILD
— WIisdom In Living Different
WWW
— Women Won't Work
TC
— Tiny Chris
USL
— University of Slow Learners
WWE
— We Waste Everybody
RIP
— Reality Isn't Perfect
SPA
— Self Propelled Adrenaline
USA
— Under Saudi Arabia
UFO
— Unidentified Flying Odd-ball
URD
— Ultra Rush Demons
TAT
— The Almighty Teen
SFR
— Shadow Falcon Rangers
WMD
— WHAT? ME DISINFORMATE?
TMG
— Tony Musical Genius
TW
— Totally Weird
TLC
— There's Lisa's Casket
SPAM
— Severely Punctured Artery Material
TRL
— To Rape Lizerds
RAT
— Rotary Acronym Time
SPP
— Save Potong Pasir
WRF
— World Rustling Federation
RDP
— Relena Darlian Peacecraft
TWA
— Two Wins Atlanta
SUV
— Squashes Uther Vehicles
TBS
— True Bud Smokers
SBS
— Steve Barton Society
UPC
— Unknown Protracker Clone
SUV
— Slightly Upgraded Van
UAB
— University Of Awful Ballplayers
UCB
— University Of California Baloney
TVR
— Terry's Very Randy
W
— Wedneck
SH
— Shaio's Hitmen
SSC
— Sige Sige Commandoes
VPT
— Vampire Probability Test
WWE
— Wicked Wrestling Entertainment
TGC
— The Gizzard Clan
VMS
— Virtually Missing Security
SMB
— Same Microsoft Bull
ZH
— Zelda Hype
SCI
— Strategic Comic Initiative
TCU
— Technical Charitable University
TAC
— The Auzzie Club
RFO
— Raven Fox Organization
UMS
— Ultra Much Space
UT
— Undisciplined Trash
TSA
— Those Silly Asses
WMD
— Whoppers Of Massive Dimensions
WWW
— Willie Won't Work
UAT
— University of Adultary Ticket
TPC
— Toliet Paper Club
WP
— Wolf Princess
VIP
— Very Important Palestinian
UNA
— Uchronic Nerd Alliance
SELF
— Sentinent Engine Liberation Front
WMD
— Women Mostly Don't
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