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• XNXD — Xylophones Never X-terminate Dads
• YAHOO.CO.UK — You'll Always Have Other Options, Covert Operation, the Ultimate Knowledge
• PRIUS — Pretty Rotten Incomprehensible Useless piece of Scrap
• PRIME — Pierre Renewable Integrated Meat And Energy
• PRETTY — Poor Rejected Exhausted Teardrops To You
• AB$ — All aBout money
• PRG — Pashenka Of Rushen Girlz
• PRF — Punk Revolution Freedom
• PREEFR — People Really Enjoy Eating Fried Rice
• BYE — Be with You Everytime
• POWER — Positive Outreach for Women and Equal Rights for everyone
• PR — Puro Rascals
• PPSD — Post Practice Sleep Desperation
• PQP — Pretty Queer Privacy
• PPPP — Potato Picking Pond People
• PQ — Powiticawy Quewect
• PORN — People Of Retro Names
• PPS — Pray Patients Survive
• POTS — Poor Old Telephone System
• PPL — Power Puff Lemmings
• POM — Pooped Out Mom
• POH — Party On Heather
• POR — Peugeot Of Rust
• POG — Previously Owned Gift
• POETS — Push Off Early, Tomorrow is Saturday
• POF — Phsyco Op Friday
• POO — Please Occupy Overthere
• POA — Prizoner Of Axkaban
• K9P — Canine Pee
• SULMF — Shut Up and Let Me Fap
• SK9 — Simply Kanine
• DADDY — Dads Against Daughters Dating You
• 50 CENT — Always 50 Cents Short Of A Dollar
• TEACHER — Tolerant Energetic Awesome Caring Helper Excellent Responsible
• PNTR — Permanent Normal Tyranny Reward
• PLS — Plant Lover Sam
• DARLING — Dear Always Remember Love Is Not Game
• PITS — Persistently Intimidating Technology Syndrome
• PMT — Prattish Male Tendancies
• PMW — Prime Minister's Wisdom
• PND — Post Nuptual Depression
• PN — Pottsie Nation
• ALS — All Ladies Shaved
• FAMILY — Father And Mother, I Love You
• O2T — Oxygen Thief
• PKP — Prissy Kitty Problem
• PID — Ports Is Deficient
• PINO — Pinocchio Is The Name Of
• PIO — Pain In The Oopher
• BA AUH2O — Barium Goldwater

• PMA — Pack Of Monster Assassins
• PLC — Platinum Ladeez Clique
• PLU — Proud Libras United
• PML — Playonline Markup Language
• PME — Pre-Menstrual Egghead
• PLUR — Plur Lurp Urpl Rplu
• PLB — Petz Love Babyz
• PING — Photo Impact Newbies Graduates
• PMO — Packing Many Ovules
• PLP — Past Lady President
• PGL — Pompous Green Leprechaun
• PINK — Pink Is Not a Kolor
• PIAP — Poogy In A Pitah
• PHS — Phone Home Swiftly
• PLAY — People Love A Yoghurt
• PIM — Peace In Mossflower
• PMG — Prime Minister's Genius
• PKU — Precious Kids Undercover
• HPW — High Ping Whiner
• PI — Phantom Investigator
• PHIL — Prosthetic Head In Lego
• PGT — Practically a Golf Tournament
• BANGI — Best American Navy GI
• PHWN — Pasco Hernando Women's Network
• PICNIC — Pesky Insects Constantly Nibbling Into our Cheeseburgers
• PIT — Peanut Income Tax
• WAAK — Wakko's Animaniacs ArKhive
• BUFFET — Big Ugly Fat Freaks Eating Together
• AAAAAAAAAAAAA — All Asian, African, American, And Australian Association Against Acronym And Abbreviation Abuse Anonymous
• YAHOO.COM — You'll Always Have Other Options with Covert Operations Mentally
• ×☐€ — Times Square
• OICURMT — Oh I See You Are Empty
• WAYK — Where Are Your Keys
• GLR — Good Looking Rooster
• AAAAAAAAA — All American Association Against Acronym And Abbreviation Abuse Anonymous
• TY — Thank You
• I-D-10-T ERROR — IDIOT error
• LLLLLLLL — Live Life Largely Lupriciously and Languidly without Languishing, Licking, or Looting
• AAADKTDA — An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away
• DASQ — Don't Ask Stupid Questions
• H,HYSHD? — Hey, Have You Seen Hilary Duff?
• GADEROS — GALILEO Demonstrator for Railway Operation System
• OBAMA — Originally Born in Africa to Manage America
• WAFLS — We Are Forever Living Souls
• ANATOMY — A Non Arithmetician Try Other Members Yes
• JBMI9 — Just Be Mine
• SANDEEP — Smart Active Nice Delighted Encouraging Enthusiastic Person
• TINSTAAFL — There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• AARON — Ambitious Acronym Reading Outrageous Nut
• IANABS — I am not a brain surgeon

• QCSHSPMBLRBC — Quakertown Community Senior High School Panther Marching Band Lackawanna Ring Bologna Club
• VARICOSE — Near By
• DABORIBO — DAMAI BOLEH - RIBUT BOLEH
• JARGON — Junky Acronymic Recondite Grandiose Overblown Names
• JK — Joke
• HEGE — Heidi Exhibits Great Energy
• IANANS — I Am Not A Neuroscientist
• ITALY — I Trust And Love You
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• MANOJ — Many Americans Need Odd Jobs
• YIFY — Your Input Feels Yucky
• SMILE — Sweet Memories In Lip Expression
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• SMP — Sex, Money, Power
• VA — Various Anime
• G — Grin
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• DIFUS — Don't Interject Foreign Unsavory Subjects
• BBH — Bros Before Hoes
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• CLASS — Come Late and Start Sleeping
• 8055 — Boss
• WIFE — Wonderful Instrument for Enjoyment
• EBITDA — Earnings Before I Tricked the Dumb Auditors
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• WG — Wicked Grin
• JERK — Junior Educated Rich Kid
• WB — Wow Bad
• EEEEE — Exciting, Engaging, Excellent, Entrance exam
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• WOW — Whip'em Out Wednesday
• WIFE — Worries Invited For Ever
• GGM — Goodness Gracious Me
• BSDM — Bondage Sadism Discipline And Masochism
• FOSLA — Frustrated One Sided Lover's Association
• AWP — Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• SPAO — Some Place Around Ohio
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• FIFO — Fucking Idiots From Ohio
• DOUG — Dumb Old Utility Guy
• WEIRD — Wonderful, Exciting, Interesting, Real, Different
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• SAM — Smart-Ass Masochist
• BYO — Bring Your Own
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• YAHOO — You Are Hazy Over Oranges

• SHIT — Sugar Honey Iced Tea
• OLOY — Only Losers Obey Yolo
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• MOHIT — Many Odd Humans In Tension
• CHANDU — Cute Handsome Awesome Naughty Dear Unique
• TYLER — Tough Yellow Lions Eat Rears
• CLITORIS — Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
• TGIF — That Ghandi Is Funny
• SOS — Save Our Skins
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• DTA — Don't Trust Anybody
• YORO — Your Only Rich Once
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• AFC — Average Frustrated Chump
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• SOSDD — Same Old Shit, Different Day
• WIFE — Washing Ironing Feeding Etc
• ETOH — Extremely Trashed Or Hammered
• YOPO — You only Pass Once
• ISHYGDDT — I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Do This
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get
• FOMA — Fear Of Missing Anything
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• OGT — Original Gangsta Tool
• ROSHAN — Responsibility Obedient Satisfied Helpful Available Natural
• QDOS — Quick And Dirty Operating System (cue-doss)
• CRI — Cranial Rectal Insertion :-)
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• WHORE — Woman Holding Out Righteous Emus
• YMRA SU — Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up
• UGLY — Unbelievably Generous Lovable You
• SCHOOL — Student, Culture, Honesty, Obedience, Order, Loyalty
• LBFB — Little Brown Fuzzy Bunny
• CANCO — Canada and American Nations Carry On
• BECAUSE — Boys Eat Candy Apples Under Silly Elephants
• IYE — In Your Eye
• STUPID — Super Talented Unique Person In Demand
• SOP — Son of Perdition
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• TDC — The Demolition Crew
• EQAO — Evil Questions Attacking Ontario
• NRB — No Reason Boner
• PCO — Professional Congress Organizer
• USARMY — Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
• OMGF — Oh, My GodFather
• PMD — Purple Monkey Dishwasher
• FLASCHENGEIST — It means roughly translated "genie in a bottle" 'WHOA !, BOSS!, YOU AREN'T GONNA GET THE 'HEADLINE' AND THE 'BANNER' et al!
• ISAIKI — I'm Sexy and I Know It
• BASIC — Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

• CD-ROM — Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
• TWAIN — Technology Without An Interesting Name
• PEP — Python Enhancement Proposal
• AAAAAAA — All-American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous :-)
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• MCR — My Chemical Romance
• NSF — Not So Fast
• DROF — Driver Returns On Foot (FORD spelled backwards)
• WIFE — Without Information Fighting Everytime
• WTF — Waste of Time Fighting
• UUOC — Useless Use of Cat
• GIYF — Google Is Your Friend
• GOMER — Get Out Of My Emergency Room (derogatory Reference To Hypochondriac Patients)
• IDTT — I'll Drink to That
• EDSEL — Every Day Something Else Leaks
• USMC — Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
• GILU — Galileo Invaded Light Universe
• TRIUMPH — Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
• NAU — Naughty America University
• HOLLAND — Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies
• MMMMMMMM — My Mother Mashed My Mattress Making Me Mad
• LAPTOP — Lightweight Analytical Platform with Total Optimized Power
• JANET — Just Another Non-Existant Terminal
• MARTA — Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta
• GOAP — Go Outside And Play
• DMF — Dead Man Floating
• AGBDF — All Good Boys Deserve Football
• DUFF — Designated Ugly Fat Friend
• KIBO — Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
• RBS — Random Boner Syndrome
• SHIT — So Happy It's Thursday
• TWA — Third World Assassin
• WPC — Woman Police Constable
• HMD — Hi Mom & Dad
• SLEEP — Sentient Lapse Endemic Entropy Polarization
• WINDOWS — Will Install Needless Data On Whole System. Classic ironic 'backronym'. Perhaps a little unfair, but need we say more?...
• SONAR — Stupid Old Native American Radio
• PYOT — Pick your Own Trash
• BFFB — Bandidos Forever Forever Bandidos
• ATLA — Another Three-Letter Acronym
• DSB — Dougs Sick Baloney
• ADDIDAS — All Day I Dream About Sports
• OP — Obnoxious Preppie
• ALLAH — Arm-Leg-Leg-Arm-Head
• TOYOTA — Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
• LINUX — Lovable Intellect Not Using Xp
• A — About
• ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT — Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off And I Droped My Taco

• HHG — Holy Hand Grenade
• WAGNER — Wild Assed Guess Not Easily Refutable
• ABCDEFGHIJ — A Bi-Cycling Dandy Excuse for Getting Hibernated in January
• UCSB — U Can't Shoot the Basketball
• YOLO — You Only Love OneDirection
• TNT — Tago Ng Tago
• WTF — Webloggish Thingamablobage Formatterizer
• CFCZ — Colorado Friends of Cajun and Zydeco
• NOH — No One Home
• SMOG — Signal, Mirror, Over the Shoulder, Go
• 848 — 848 is used to describe one who thinks out side of the box. A person with a dream big mentality.
• GNH — Gross National Happiness
• NUDE — Natural Ultimate Digital Experience
• SST — Sweet Smelling Toilet
• IVL — Insane Vice Lords
• NINA — No Irish Need Apply
• UGLY — Unique, Gifted, Lovable You
• THS — Talking Hump Syndrome
• WAR — Women Against Race
• TEAMWORK — Talented Employees Attaining Meaningful Well Organized Rewarding Knowledge
• FBSM — Full Booty Stuffing Massage
• SIC — Sarcasm Is Contagious
• TWAIN — Technology Without An Important Name
• EXERT — Expert Xylophonists Exude Real Talent
• LAWLL — Laugh All Wide Like a Lion
• NO — Next Opportunity
• YANG — Young and Nasty Girl
• GWYN — Go Wash Your Neck!
• REDDIT — Read Every Darn Diddly Internet Thing
• XYZ-PDQ — eXamine Your Zipper, Purty Darn Quick
• TWA — Teeny Weeny Airlines
• MAGIC — My Ass Got Infected Coach
• SAAB — Sad Attempt At Beauty
• VW — Virtually Worthless
• RLAB — Roll Like A Buffalo
• YWIMC — Your Wish Is My Command
• UTSL — Use The Source, Luke
• AB — air brick
• OTG — Over The Gun
• RCR — Run Chicken Run
• LOLINAD — Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress
• RIP — Really Into Partying
• DINKY — Double Income No Kids Yet
• WTF — Worse Than Failure
• WIFE — Wonderful Instrument for Entertainment
• SENTOSA — So Expensive and Nothing to See Actually
• NEWT — Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests
• WSD — We're so disco
• DIHT — Device In Hand Technology
• ENGLAND — Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days

• RIP — Rest In Pizza
• WNTW — What Not to Wear
• PPG — Power Puff Girls
• HEEI — He Energizes Everyone Intentionally
• BMS — Broke My Scale
• SPM — Super Paper Mario
• MBBS — Mouth Big Brain Small
• ASB — Anime Style Battling
• EWF — Ears with Feet
• DEI — Dabney Eats It
• RTFM — Read The Friendly Manual
• GOAT — Goes Over All Terrain
• KCMG — Kindly Call Me God :-)
• WIE — Women in Engineering
• PUMA — Press Until Milk Arrives
• MAPOTI — Most Annoying People on the Internet
• TRIUMPH — This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
• PRDT — Power Rangers Dino Thunder
• WOMPF — Weapons Of Massive Paradigm Failure
• GRAS — Generally Recognized As Safe
• SNMP — Security Not My Problem
• MICHAEL — Macho, Intelligent, Cute, Honest, Awesome, Exciting, Lonely
• HOMEWORK — Half Of My Evening Wasted On Ridiculous Knowledge
• ROTC — Rotten Old Tin Can
• KRYSTAL — Kutest Right Yodeling Sister, Tall, Attractive, Lovable
• DMFY — Don't Move Fred's Yo-Yo!
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Oracle
• EGA — Elegant Gothic Aristocrat
• BRAT — Beautiful, Rich, Attentive, Thoughtful
• RJY — Riddle Joke Yoke
• RTTI — Run-Time Type Identification
• WELI — Women in Engineering Leadership Institute
• PLF — Penguin Liberation Front
• WEP — Worthless Equivalency Protocol
• GUNS — Gangsters United Not Separated
• INFP — I Never Find Perfection
• TEETH — Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
• MIK — Mik Isn't Kitt
• LMFAO — Loving My Friends and Others
• DYA — Define Your Acronyms
• SPAM — Specially Processed Army Meat
• FTOFL — For Tunafish Or For Life
• MNO — Mom's Night Out
• NSYNC — Northern Studs You Never Cuddle
• IPPC — Internet Pilot Planning Centre
• SAAB — Sorry Auto, Always Broken
• SISTER — Sassy, Intelligent, Smart, Talented, Elegant, Raunchy
• LART — Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
• OS/2 — Obsolete Soon, Too
• TLC — Tough Luck Charlie

• HDJ — Hard Disc Jockey
• EYT — Eat Yourself Tonight
• SODA — Sexual Orientation Diversity Association
• TIME — Things I Must Earn
• SAAB — Send Another Automobile Back
• QUIZ — Question Under Intelligent Zone
• KHDUDCM — King Henry Doesn't Usually Drink Cold Milk
• PIN — Prostatic Intraepithelial Neoplasia
• UNA — Use No Abbreviations
• OGD — Original Gangsta Dawg
• WNBA — Women Not Being Attractive
• MARINE — Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected
• 6_S3_ — 6 Empty Seats 3rd row
• DKH — Dont Know Hockey
• WIFE — With Idiot For Ever
• OME — Old Man Emu
• OLIVER — On Line Interactive Vicarious Expediter And Responder
• JOMO — Joy Of Missing Out (a backlash against FOMO)
• TCW — Tasty Coma Wife
• LOSER — Legions Of Self-Deluded Elitist Retards
• QANTAS — Quick And Nasty Typical Australian Service
• WWW — World Wide Wasteland
• ABH — Anywhere But Here
• GUD — Greatest Uncommon Denominator
• BUG OFF — Buy Unlimited, Get One For Free
• WT — White Trash
• EXCEL — Electronic Xylophones Create Electronic Listening
• HOL — Human Occupied Landfill
• TCK — Third Culture Kid
• MIMO — Miss It - Miss Out!
• WYD — Who's Your Daddy?
• STO — Space Tornado Ogawa
• PDG — Pretty Darn Gross
• OTM — Other Than Miata
• UFIA — Unsolicited Finger in the Anus
• TOYOTA — Totally Obnoxious Youth-Oriented Trashy Automobile
• UBC — University of Billion Chinese
• SPAM — Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages
• WWW — World Wild Web
• TIS — Twenty Inches Strong
• RICE — Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement
• LOTTO — Lose Often To Terrible Odds
• WIFE — Worries Inherited For Ever
• BLO — Barbie Liberation Organization
• TODD — Tiny On The Ding Dong
• RUB — Rich Urban Biker
• CORSAIR — Can Origami Really Start Anarchy In Russia?
• WOER — Wolves Of Eternal Respect
• BUFF — Big Ugly Fat Fellow
• LSHMSFOAIDMT — Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off And I Dropped My Taco

• ZSO — Zelda's Secret Ocarina (website)
• SPAM — Specially Processed American Meat
• CARY — Containment Area for Relocated Yankees
• HHB — Half Human Band
• SP — South Park
• VW — Vagina Wagon
• QWERTY — Quadratic Welding of Etherogeneous Rasterization Trigonometry of Yoda
• BAN — Bust A Nut
• NAMBLA — North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes
• RLS — Ricks Loyal Supporters
• DDF — Doom Definition File
• SAGA — Send A Granny Away
• MOVIE — Meeting of Villains Isn't Entertaining
• FCFG — First Come First Go
• FINALS — Forget it, I Never Actually Learned this Stuff
• HOE — Haters Of English
• RAS — Recursive Acronym Syndrome
• LOLOTFLMHO — Laughing Out Loud On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
• AIR — Annals of Improbable Research
• SAP — Satan's Accounting Program
• TTT — Third Tier Toilet
• DEATH — Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn
• IWHBYD — I Would Have Been Your Daddy
• TOF — Two Old Fools
• SAP — Slow And Painful
• RIAA — Righteous Indignation Against Attitude
• RAV — Really A Vehicle
• BADD — Bikers Against Dumb Drivers
• SDJ — Starter Deck Joey
• SCUM — Southampton Council Union Members
• FDS — Fluffy Duck Syndrome
• SHIT — Society to Highlight Ingrate Terms
• IYDHANTSDSAAA — If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all
• SE — Slower Edition
• SAM — Secret Agent Man
• 3HO — Healthy, Happy, Holy
• PEARL — Praise Enrichment And Renewal For Ladies
• ASAT — After Strat After Tele
• WWW — Wait Wait Wait
• LOM — Lover Of Melons
• SWK — Star Wars Kid
• BUFFALO — A Bit Users Fast Friendly Aid To Logical Operation
• PVC — Plastic and Very Cheap
• KNOB — Knights of the Noble Order of Britannia
• DMP — Dirty Mo Posse
• HOLDEN — Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
• CMAR — Cry Me A River
• RAH — Rich Arse-Hole
• MDYB — Made You Blush
• ALICE — Abbreviation LIfter using Corpus-based Extraction

• PDBAZ — Please Don't Be a Zombie
• WWW — Work Work Work
• ADEMCO — Another Device Engineered Mainly To Cause Overtime
• AMOG — Alpha-Male Other Guy
• WTWE — When the World Ends
• PAPOOS — People Against the Propagation Of Our Species
• AWANA — Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed
• BOBFOC — Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. Nightclub and dating vernacular, and not gender specific. (Ack JHB)
• SOOB — Social Order Of The Beauceant
• SPAM — Short Pointless Annoying Messages
• OJD — Obsessive Jonas Disorder
• COMA — Come Out Of My Ass
• NICK — Never Install Ceiling Kites
• ZS — Zombie Squad
• STEWART — Stop Talking Especially When Arrogance Rules Them
• TGIF — Tits Go In Front
• ALN — Asynchronous Learning Networks
• TO- — The Three-Letter Word, 'TOE' Minus The Last Letter 'E' or word 'TOP' Minus Letter 'P'.
• FLIRG — First Lady I'd Rather Gag
• IAFU — International Association of Fake Universities
• BCG — Birth Control Glasses
• JB HUNT — Just Been Hired, Unfortunately Not Trained ( Arkansas trucking company)
• PERL — Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister :-)
• MAMBA — Miles And Miles Of Bloody Africa
• GNO — Girl's Night Out
• YCDBWYCID — You Cannot Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• WOTAD — Worship of the Almighty Dollar
• SCHOOL — Seven Crap Hours Of Our Life
• YOGO — You Only Grow Once
• SONY — She's Obviously Not Yours
• TOD — Temple of Doom
• DFQ — Don't Frigging Quit
• AOSTH — Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
• TMH — Too Much Homework
• OTTWD — Onwards Towards Total World Domination
• PLYMOUTH — Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
• MUM — Mixed Up Mother
• NSTG — No stranger to Greggs ---- fat
• RAP — Retards Attempting Poetry. Mischievous bacronym poking fun at the rapping art form.
• BITE — Beer in the Evening
• WYW — Wash Ya Wash
• GFNW — Gordon Freeman Never Wins
• MATT SCHOOLEY — Really Gay
• HSELS — Hell Suffering Expressed as Lackluster School
• THONG — Topless Humans Organized for Natural Genetics
• YSC — Yenko Super Car
• DSW — Dear Sweet Wife
• PSL — Perverted Sexual Lust
• YMCA — Your Money Cheerfully Accepted
• DRINKS — Delicious after 1 peg, Romantic after 2 pegs, Interesting after 3 pegs, Naughty after 4 pegs, King after 5 pegs, Satyanash after 6 pegs.

• SCAB — Still Can Afford Beer
• POINT — Pursuing Our Italian Names Together
• RAP — Respice, Aspice, and Prospice
• JELSA — Jack Frost and Elsa
• VGL — Very Good Looking
• WOF — Who's on First?
• DA — Dumbledore's Army
• YAGO — Yet Another Great Organizer
• GGG — Gutsy Geoid Guard
• ROTC — Rediculous and Offensive Training Corps
• ZBZ — Zero Bug Zone
• EMERALD NUTS — Even Marketing Executives Recognize A Little Druid Networking Under The Stairs
• UJM — Unbelievable Jolly Machine
• RID — Robots in Disguise
• PCU — Politically Correct University
• VFD — Village of Fowl Devotees
• UMM — Unholy Men Of Mars
• ZOMG — Zombies Oh My God
• YMCA — Your Mom's Caught Again
• SUW — Smart Utility Wagon
• DYB — Destroy Your Business
• AAFES — Another Attempt to Fool Enlisted Soldiers
• BIEBER — Believe in Everything Because Everything's Reachable
• NADD — Nerd Attention Deficit Disorder
• DAM — Mothers against Dyslexia
• WIFE — Wonderful Instructor for Everyone
• DNK — Destructively Nefarious Kids
• KRITISUNDER — Kids Recognize Immaturity, Tangibility, Incomprehensability, Sensibility, Understanding, and Nurturing During Every Race
• GIP — Giant Inflatable Penguin
• SAP — Shut up And Pay
• BUY — Bring Um Young
• YALE — Yuppie And Liquorless Emptiness
• WUD — What's Up Doc
• HHMTPF — Ha Ha Man, That's Pretty Funny
• BUIIGTBABR — Buckle Up, It is Going To Be A Bumpy Ride
• WYSIWYG — What You've Seen Is What You Got
• TOYOTA — Take Out Your Old Tools Again
• WAR — White Aryan Resistance
• AFDB — Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
• URL — Universal Republic of Love
• KLPD — Kharay Lund Pay Dhoka
• RAD — Really Awesome Dude
• POT — Puff on this
• RAP — Really Angry People
• SCHOOL — Six Crapy Hours Of Our Life
• WIFE — Who Irritates For Everything
• MU — Marvel Universe
• YMCA — Yesterday's Meal Cooked Again
• ROTC — Rotten Old Team Cowards
• DISXD — Disney XD (channel 122)

• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Object
• YPFM — You're Perfect For Me
• IF — Incorrigible Flirt
• APFM — A Place for Mom
• MXM — Mrs Xelloss Metallium
• JKMF — Just Kidding My Friend
• STFU — Stealing Turkeys from Uncle
• CADD — Computer Assisted Day Dreaming
• PEER — People Enjoy Eating Rice
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hypertext Online Organizer
• TEAMWORK — Tonight Ends A Month's Worth Of Rowing Kanoes
• WASTE — We Await Silent Tristero's Empire
• RCA — Really Crappy Appliance
• SPAM — Senseless Pointless Annoying Message
• TLA — Three Letter Acronym
• WEMO — Wannabe Emo
• POLICE — People Often Lie In Confidence Everywhere
• WWLH — Why We Love Haruka
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchical Organizational Oracle
• IVLA — Four Letter Acronym
• RS — Rogue Spear
• SRH — Supporting Radical Habits
• FHW — Fiona Has Wings
• SES — Smile Empty Soul
• THOMAS — The Hero Of My Aunt Sally
• WIFE — Washing, Ironing, Feeding, and Entertainment
• SMBFO — Suck My Big Fat One
• TMZ — Task Monkey Zero
• SCUBA — Some Come Up Barely Alive
• RPS — Rotten Parts Shippers
• HTD — Happiness through Drinking
• QANTAS — Quick And Nasty Tacky And Substandard
• WTPY — Where's The Party, Yaar?
• PPN — Pokemon Palace Network
• AIESEC — Anyone Interested Experiencing Something Extra Cool
• SH — She's Hot
• GROSS — Get Rid Of Slimy Girls
• SH — Sonic Heroes
• CRAY — Completely Redundant Array of Yuppies
• SCF — Sammy Carla Forever
• SHIT — Sorry Honey, It's Thursday
• MUSE — Miserable Ugly Spastic Entities
• SMS — Slow Moving Software
• GREEDY OLD PHLUCKERS — Gop
• YAM — Youngsters Against McAfee
• MDH — Mahashian Di Hatti
• TN — Trade NAFTA
• FDNY — Funny Dude Now Yawning
• SAT — Stupid American Test
• FCJ — From Commander John

• MADD — Men Against Daiquiri Drinkers
• US ARMY — Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
• TARDIS — The Army 'Round Doncaster Is Stationary
• SNAFU — Slippy Network Administrators oFf-sick Utility
• ASAD — A Sher A Day
• ITTOOTP — In The Toilet Out Of Toilet Paper
• TZF — The Zelda Fan
• AAMSU — All Assam Missing Students Union
• LUCY — Less Useful Chunks Yank
• COWCA — Canadian Organization Without A Cool Acronym
• WIFE — Washing, Ironing, Feeding, Enjoyment
• GFB — Go Fast Bits
• BINGO — Bollocks Im Not Going Out
• DTRS — Don't Touch a Running System!
• SHH — Sonic Hedgehog
• SCL — Senior Crossdressing League
• WILD — Watches Id Like To Dispose
• WYSIWYM — What You See Is What You Mean
• NFAW — National Foundation for Australian Women
• WINDOWS — Work Is Never Done On a Windows System
• SSS — Super Secret Something
• AHEM — Animaniacs Handy Episode Manual
• SISO — Slow Input, Slow Output
• NOOP — No One Owns People
• CHIMPS — Can't Help In Most Policing Situations
• FATZ — From A To Z
• AFLAC — Association for Lighting a Candle
• UCI — University Of Chinese Immigrants
• WIB — Women In Business
• PCTD — Please Close The Door
• ETOPS — Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim
• CHEVORLET — Cracked Head Every Valve Or Rod Leaks Every Time
• A4U — Acronyms for You
• WHAT — White Hatred All The Time
• SRV — Stans Renewable Viagra
• WTO — World Toilet Organisation
• ZF — Zelda Forever
• MMZ — Monkeys, Midgets and Zombies
• IOCD — iPhone Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
• WGDD — Women, Gender and Development Directorate
• HITLER — How The Left Ear Is Ringing
• BDM — Brain Dead Muppet
• PCH — Please Close The Highway
• LLW — Leather-Levi Weekend
• ANNA — Anna Needs Neuroblastoma Answers
• AFGE — Another Freakin Growth Experience
• WIBT — Women in Business Today
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hasty Organizer Of Opportunity
• TMKT — Teenage Mutant Kungfu Turtles
• SUV — Senseless Urban Vehicle

• PUNK — Pissant Upchucking Narcissistic Knuckleheads
• YFN — Young Feminist Network
• USA — Under Skirt Area
• ZINK — Go to Za Bottom of Za Zea
• YES — Yankees Eat Shit
• OHW — Old Haggard Witch
• IISTGTBTIPI — If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is
• WOMBAT — Word Of Mouth Buy And Tell
• CARB — Cheney Ashcroft Rumsfeld Bush
• SWAMP — Sflis Wing Of Anime And Manga People
• SLUT — Spitting Like U Too
• NYPA — Not Your Personal Army
• IVD — Innovative Veterinary Diet
• COTC — Clan Of The Camper
• ADAM — A Dame Attractive Man
• L2B — Love(s) To Brag
• CYCF — Cut Your Carrots Finely
• MOTU — Mark of the Unicorn
• CSB — Coffee, Sex, and Biscuits
• WIFE — Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
• GSL — Ggyy's Software Laboratory
• WIHP — Women in High Places
• EOA — Embassy of Aesthetics
• Z — Zany
• ID10T — ID 10 T error - Generated by a Brain Damaged User (BDU)
• HOLD — Hypocrisy, Obfuscation, Lies, And Deception
• OLGA — Old Lady Going Anywhere
• ERP — Everyday Rob People
• SI — Slow and Ignorant
• BFPB — Business in the Front Party in the Back
• BUD — Busted Up Dog
• ACOS — Anti-Capitalist Operating System
• VTS — Vash the Stampede
• ROF — Roll on Friday
• TS — Total Stud
• SOB — Silly Old Bear
• RF — Ripper Free
• IFBI — I Feel Brave Instantly
• TIRED — THIRTYSOMETHING INDEPENDENT RADICAL EDUCATED Dropout
• PAH — Petz Against Hate
• INDY — I'm Not Dead Yet
• GCHEESE — Google Copernicus Hosting Environment and Experiment in Search Engineering
• IYSTMYNTJAAASG — If You See This Message, You Need To Join An Acronym Addicted Support Group
• WHA — Weird Hungry And Annoying
• SMAC — Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
• FTRB — Fétih Temmo w Rékhé Baydo
• CGN — Crazy Go Nuts
• ILMNP — I Love My New Phone
• CHRIS — Chris Has Right To Instigate Shenanigans
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchically Odiferous Oracle

• FDK — Four Dumb Kids
• RTFM — Read the Famous Manual
• TAB — The Angry Beavers
• ABGB — Anyone But Gordon Brown
• NOAA — No Organization at All
• ABOUT — All Beginning Of Us Talk
• SPOOF — Society for the Protection of Old Fishes
• REDDIT — Really Exciting Daily Dose of Internet Trash
• WMD — Weapons of Mass Distraction
• SPC — Samurai Pizza Cats
• CMSU — Call Me Stupid University
• ANGEL — Annoying Nerve Grinding and Extremely Loathsome
• WYSIWYG — What You Say Is What You Get
• MRY — My Rectum Yearnsforlittleboysweiners
• SUBARU — Sometimes Useful But Always Really Underpowered
• RFR — Radio Free Roscoe
• ACCOUNT — Always Consider Cheating On Unexpected Nasty Tests
• WIFE — Washing Ironing Fun And Entertainment
• RCMP — Recomended Cocaine and Marijuana Pushers
• WGN — World's Greatest Network
• BECCA — Be Extra Careful! Crazy Animal!
• MALF — Must Attempt Less Foning
• PTO — Pull Toyota Out
• SUV — Senseless Urban Vulgarity
• JAT — Joke About Time
• OCPD — Obsessive Compulsive Potter Disorder
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchically Office Oracle
• SINGLE — Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Loved Everyday
• TOYOTA — Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum
• SWIFT — Sure Wish I'd Finished Training
• WNO — World Nap Organization
• HSME — High School Musical is Evil
• BLUNT — Beautiful Language Unifies Numberless Teachers
• IMQ — I Must Quit
• USIA — UnSanitary and Ignorant Aliens
• MEAN — Marvelous Excellent Awesome Nice
• GOS — Girlfriend of Steel
• COED — City of Exacerbated Difference
• LFAP — Live Free And Pee
• SLUT — Society for Liberation of Undone Trousers
• CGI — Crappy Graphics Interface
• AAT — The Alliance Against Trolls
• AJA — Advanced Juggling Articles
• SNMP — Super Nana Mega Plaisante
• NFNT — Not Free, No Talk
• DILLIGAF — does it look like i give a f**k
• YOLNT — You Only Live Nine Times
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchical Offensive Oracle
• TWIMC — Texting While In Mid Conversation
• CASE — Can't Afford Something Else

• YACC — Yet Another Crazy Comic
• VPL — Visible Panty Liner
• MMX — More Marketing Xcrement
• YAHOO — Yet Another Helpful Operation Origin :-)
• SIMA — She Is My Angel
• MIKE — Mister "I Know Everything"
• YALE — Y'all A Looney Englishman
• PENIS — People Entertained Never in Sports
• WUFF — Weird, Unusual, Freaky, and Fun
• WOJS — Watchers Of Jack's Six
• ATAT — All Taigs Are Targets
• TGINM — Thank God It's Not Monday
• NBW — Nut, Bolt and Washer
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• VIP — Very Important Princess
• BSSM — Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon
• SMP — Smoke More Pot
• AAG — Anime And Games
• SAND — Steve's Amazing New Device
• MILK — My Ittybitty Little Kokopelli
• DPG — Dog Pound Gangsta
• ABAP — Absolutely Bogus Applications and Products
• UAE — Unusable Amiga Emulator
• LMH — Little Man in a Hole
• AMAT — Association of Men Against Tights
• BITCHES — Biting Into Twelve Crunchy, Hungry Elephants Slightly
• SCTM — Slight Chuckle To Myself
• WFX — We Fight For Xev
• RTFG — Read The F***ing Google
• DCI — Demented Chicks Incorporated
• PD — Pesky Demons
• BIK — Born into Kaos
• DDE — Daylight Demon Eyes
• INXS — In Need of Xtra Singer
• COLLEGE — Commonly Optimistic Legends Learning to Enlighten their Graduation of Education
• YMCA — Yahoo! Mail Connects Aliens
• WIFE — Wash, Iron, Fold, and Entertain
• EC — Entertaining Comics
• VB — Vile Brew
• YFC — Yaoi Fangirls Congregation
• AFSCME — Association of Fools Scheming to Cheat Massachusetts Employees
• WFH — Wages for Housework Campaign
• ABATE — Always Bring Alcohol To Events
• NITRO — Nothing Interesting; Turn Raw On
• ROTFLMAOYSST — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off Yet Somehow Still Typing
• FUMTU — Fouled Up More Than Usual
• LIU — Look It Up
• ZOMG — Zeus Oh My God
• YAK — Yet Another Kommodity
• WHIO — White House in Orbit

• AATO — Acronyms Are Taking Over
• MMO — Marvel Mystery Oil
• ZIE — Zen Is Everything - and Everywhere
• RAAF — Roswell Army Air Force
• MIH — Men in Hats
• HYIP — Hype Yourself Into Poverty
• TDAH — Tall Dark And Handsome
• LSHMBB — laughing so hard my belly's bouncing
• MIOLO — Move It Or Lose It
• LMK — Let's Make Kids
• YAFTS — Yet Another Free T-Shirt
• FPFC — Full Page Full Color
• FFS — For Fun Sakes
• FMJ — Fat Mean Jailer
• NEPA — Never Expect Power Again
• TYW — Tell You What
• RIAA — Retarded Idiots Association of America
• OLJ — Obnoxious Little Jerk
• CCTV — Charles Clarke's Todger Visible
• RJ — Rectum Jammer
• BABE — Balanced, Authentic, Bold, Erotic
• RV — Ruins Vacation
• ZM — Zero Meister
• XXX — Xtremely Xcruciating Xperience
• IUPAC — International Union of Pedantic and Annoying Chemists
• PUMA — Please Use Me Again
• SMYT — Show Me Your Tights
• JEW — Jimmy Eat World
• TOTO — Tak Ori Tapi Ok
• BMOACAO — Bend Me Over, Here Comes Another One
• LAME — Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
• GOMW — Get Out of My Way
• ABBR — Any Black Bean Ranch?
• TF — Terminal Flatulence
• BOOB — Bundles Of Outstanding Beauty
• UXM — Uncanny X-Men
• JOC — Jack Off Club
• BLOGGER — Big Lost Ogres Grab Giggling Elephants Rapidly
• DAMM — Drunks Against MADD Mothers
• GPL — Gand Pay Laat
• LIAT — Leave Island Any Time
• REPULICAN — Real Everyday People Understanding Laws In Campaigning And Nationalism
• JBO — Junior Boys Own
• DNRC — Dogbert's New Ruling Class
• LPU — Lovely Professional University
• SAM — Strategically Altered Mutant
• SUFI — Super Finger
• YALE — You Always Lose Everything
• NND — Not Now Darling
• FUBAHOR — Fouled Up Beyond All Hope Of Recovery

• TGS — The Gargoyles Saga
• DITM — deep-in-the-money
• EGO — Evil Genius Organization
• AUZ — Another Uneducated Zitface
• AABC — Absolute Anime of Broward County
• NEFF — Never Expect Flying Fish
• I.E. — that is
• UMNO — Useless; Make Noise Only
• SMELLY — Society for Meaningless Evil, Larceny, Lying and Yelling
• YIKES — Yes, I Kan Edit Stuff
• WIFE — Wholely Idiot and Funny Entertainer
• NSYS — Never Sell Yourself Short
• FOCA — Formula One Cartoon Archive
• YKWIS — You Know What I'm Sayin?
• ACRG — Animaniacs Cultural Reference Guide
• NTID — Nutty Team Investage For Deaf
• OBO — Oh baby Oh
• GNUEMACS — Generally Not Used, Except by Middle-Aged Computer Scientists
• BME — Blossom Mushiform Encephalopathy
• BOYS — Bring On Your Scissors
• ICDL — Irritated Cats Damage Legs
• REDDIT — Read Every Damn Dumb Internet Thing
• AAO — Assassin Alliance Organization
• ROTFLDM — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Like Draco Malfoy
• SWIFT — So What? I'm a Fruity Truckdriver
• BOMBS — Bollocks, Our Mate's Been Shagged!
• ERT — Entirely Retiscent Torpor
• YMMB — Yet More Microsoft Bashing
• AC-130 — AirCraft with 130 Caliber bullets
• DUMB — Donuts Under My Bed
• AAS — Arrogance, Apostasy, and Stupidity
• FBL — Fantasy Beyblade League
• RRR — Rum Romanism And Rebellion
• ACAVE — Always Craps Among Various Environments
• AAE — Animal Alter Ego
• FCG — Flying Crank Ghost
• VISTA — Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, Adware
• MBN — More Bad News
• PPTP — Pigeon Packet Transfer Protocol
• TTV — Totally Tasteless Video
• BD — Bondage and Discipline
• IEN — Imperial Elven Navy
• SHIT — Skanky Hoes In Tights
• NBSP — No Body Spanks Porcupines
• CAFR — Clearly A Fraud within the Republic
• HAHA — Hideous Artwork Has Award
• RPI — Retarded People's Institute
• FTRA — Fast Toys Ram Air
• SOS — Save Our Saucepans
• WOB — Way Off Broadway

• ABV — Anyone But Vajpayee
• ILYT — EYELUVEWETRULEE
• MECCA — Middle East Cross Central Asia
• TCJ — The Comics Journal
• IPD — Ikon Police Department
• HND — Have No Dough
• STUART — Society To Undermine Annoy ad Ruthlessly Torment
• DARC — Directorate for Anarchy, Revenge, and Chaos
• IDCB — Inverted Dead-Cat Bounce
• ZPG — Zapping Procreator Greediness
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Orifice
• OTH — Oh The Horror
• ACE — A Crappy Effort
• SMUG — Seldom Met Users Group
• ACFA — A Crazy Freaky Animal
• DKNY — Donkey Kong No Yelling
• WINDOWS NT — Windows Not Tested
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchical Optimal Organizer
• SWALCAKWS — Sealed With A Lick 'Cause A Kiss Wouldn't Stick
• BAF — Blame America First
• KDE — Kool Desktop Environment
• AACF — Atrium Acceptance Celebratory Facelift
• QANTAS — Quite A Nice Trip, All Survived
• OY — Oh Yeah
• AGAPE — Athletes Going After Perfection Everyday
• WAIG — Wide Area Information Garbage
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Beeswax
• UCK — Ultimate Clan Killers
• SCAM — The Social Creative Association of Marketing
• SUG — Sugar
• GINGER — Guess I Never Get Everything Right
• GF — Goofy Female
• TGAP — The Great and Powerful
• PTM — Powdered Toast Man
• DEEG — Don't Exagerate Excessive Gorgeousness
• AAAG — Against Annoying Animated Gifs
• NH — Nut House
• JDE — Just a Development Environment
• SUV — Shameful Unregulated Vehicle
• ZKC — Zettai Karen Children
• TWAIN — Thing Without An Interesting Name
• HEY — Hardly Earned Yen
• TFJ — Truly Fond Of Jonasay
• WWF — Win Win Forever
• AT — Awkward Turtle
• WAGS — Watch, Ask, And Greet Safely
• WDYLSM — Why Do You Laugh So Much?
• GRIP — General Roustabout In Production
• ICA — Ivan Codd Approved
• YAK — The Year of Anti-Kids

• PFG — Pink Flying Goa
• BOTW — Boner Of The Week
• RQQ — Rice Queen Quotient
• TMDL — Too Many Damn Lawyers
• NBGH — No Body Goes Home
• CPT — Closet Prude Triplets
• ROTFL — Roll Over The Floor Laughing
• YJN — Young Jedi Niagara
• UDP — Unreliable Damn Protocol
• KPCOFGS — Kings Play Chess On Fuzzy Green Stools
• JULIA — Julia's United Loyal Internet Alliance
• SQC — Sonia Quarters Crips
• HBK — Has-Been Kid
• BRIG — Bunny Rump In Ginger
• VHDL — Very Hard Difficult Language
• TSS — The Spoiler Squad
• AGA — Anti-Gackt Association
• ABD — Anything But a Doctor
• ZI — Zombie Island
• NIOSH — Needlestick Initiative For Occupational Standards and Health
• LMNO — Laugh My Nuts Off
• ROUS — Rodent Of Unusual Size
• ROTC — Retards On The Campus
• NATHAN — Non Articulate Theoretical Humans Are Nice
• GLP — Get Low Playas
• IAFI — I am from India
• FATASS — Federal Air Transportation Association
• MUTE — Mercy Unto The Ears
• YG — Yellow Gremlin
• SMIT — Smelly Monkeys In Tents
• CLAH — Cackle Like A Hen
• ABSA — All Butts Smell Association
• LWO — Latino World Order (wrestling)
• CHAMP — Calendars Help Absent Minded People
• ACO — A Crappy Observer
• BONK — Bart's Original Nut Kracker
• GMP — Give Me Paper
• CEGEP — Can't Education Get Easier Please
• SANDWICH — Special Association for Narcotics Deception, Witchcraft Infanticide, Coercion, and Hatred
• IMACB — I Am A Cool Boy
• ANUS — Another Nonsensical Usage of Spinach
• DOH — Dropped on Head
• TOM — Thoroughly Obedient Moron
• DIZ — Danny Isa Zombie
• CBM — Cam Brain Machine
• TTFN — Talk To Farkin Nerds
• CFD — Cow Fluid Dynamics
• KIL — Kelly Is Limpotent
• UYB — Up Your Bum
• CHAD — Chapel Hill Alternative Dude

• SPCU — Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Unicorns
• TC — Tickle Club
• WJHH — What Just Happened Here
• GOG — Good Old Gare
• IBB — I Be Bangin
• FNN — Fantasy News Network
• YACHT — You Are Costing Him Thousands
• CRAFT — Cannot Remember A Fxxxx Thing
• TOTS — Trick Or Treat Safely
• SPAM — Stuff Posing as Meat
• FFG — Fit French Guy
• KATA — Kittens Answer To All
• TEC — The Elite Clan
• MFJ — Makes Faulty Junk
• MHA — Melissa Haters Of America
• NASDC — Networked Array of Slow Discarded Computers
• XNG — X- Nice Guy
• ADL — A Dumb Level
• RPU — Royal Prune University
• UMD — Unbelievable Magic Disc
• YMCA — Yay! My Cat is Alive!
• ASHES — Another Sad Horrific English Series
• AEBS — Anarchist Emergency Broadcasting System
• YALE — Yet Another Lame Education
• YLG — Your Local Goddess
• VOLKSWAGEN — Very Old Lowered Kustom Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
• WALT — Wild And Lethal Trash
• KFL — Knee Football League
• GEX — Geckos
• BUSS — Bunnies Under Sneezing Snails
• ZMU — Zelda Member Update
• JSW — Jet Set Willy
• MICE — Monstrous Ingenious Catastrophic Exam
• ACRA — Automated Club Romance Analyzer
• MAYA — Martians Are Your Attackers
• DUNE — Developed Under Narcotic Euphoria
• CPK — Crazy Poway Kids
• LASAR — Liverpool Asylum Seeker and Refugee
• GURU — Great Understanding, Really Useless
• MNM — My New Mate
• CUWTA — Catch Up With The Acronyms
• UAL — United Anime Lovers
• HAACP — Hackers Against The Advancement And Capitolizing Of Pokemon
• NIAID — Never Inhale An Infectious Disease
• MOSFET — Massively Obese Sodomised Feild Effect Transistor
• JOK — Joke
• HSO — Help Sunil Out
• YAHOO — Yet Another Hierarchical Organizational Order
• ALPO — Animal Liberation Press Office
• AOH — Ancient Order of Homophobes

• NANO — Need A Night Out
• WB — Wizz Banger
• SCANS — Stupendous Creative Acronym Nicely Stated
• WWW — World Without Women
• WJ — Wicked Jeep
• WMVD — Weapons of Mass Vampire Destruction
• SABENA — Sod All Baggage Every Night Away
• QPQ — Quench Pollish Quench
• SCSI — Super Computer System Integration
• RECYCLE — Reuse Energy Cautiously Even Though Kids Litter Excessively
• YARC — Year A Round Corporation
• IRV — In room vending
• ADIO — Awesome Dogs In Outfit
• OMEN — Old Mean Evil Nasty
• MAR — Messing Around Racing
• SWMBO — She Who Makes Brewing Obligatory
• WISH — Women In The Senate And House
• WACK — We All Celebrate Koinonia
• WTA — Way Too Ambitious
• BRE — Brock Racing Enterprises
• OSP — Overly Sloppy Person
• REDDIT — Reading Endlessly During Day Into Twilight
• IW — Immortal Warriors
• JGP — Joking Garrulous Paul
• MUPPET — Most Un-Professional Person Ever Trained
• HTM — Home Theater Man
• WWE — Willy Wonkas' Egg
• COTE — Clan Of The Eyrie
• RSA — Rock Solid Algorithm
• BUS — Bodies Under Seige
• AEH — Ants Eat Hats
• LEXUS — Lousy EXtra Unreliable Stinker
• SCRAM — Sektor's Crazy Ruffian Away Machine
• PYP — Play Your Part
• RIP — Rest In Pieces
• GITS — Geeks In The Streets
• VHDL — Very Hard Description Language
• AFU — All Frigged Up
• RLDD — Rama Lama Ding Dong
• MFL — Money For Life
• PARE — Preparation Action Reflection And Evaluation
• LSMMTUAFIMC — Laughing So Much, My Turban Unravels and Falls In My Curry
• FTE — Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
• WIPM — Women in Project Management
• RIAA — Remember Indo American Arrogance
• JOSHUA — Justice Organization Sharing Hope and United for Action
• WCB — Water Closet Bob
• OOSH — Organization Of Super Heroes
• KFK — Kicks for Kids
• ADU — Arnie Demolition Unit

• PTSD — Pre Traumatic Sex Disorder
• RBC — Red Banana Cult
• IGA — Ignorant Grocers Association
• VICTOR — Vector for Imaginary Cartoons Thwarting Our Reading
• HPSF — Horrible Property Set Format
• UCLA — University of Central Los Angeles
• BMQ — Blowin' Money Quicker
• BOG — Big Orange Gonad
• XRIM — X number of Retarded Ignorant Motorists
• FLF — Funny-Looking Face
• NAFTL — National Association for Fucking with The Law
• HOD — House Of Dorks
• ZMP — Zombie Monkey Projects
• DOOW — Database of Our Owlish Wisdom
• EAPF — Early Adopter Punishment Fee
• UBW — Ultra Big Willy
• ALIGARH — All Lovely Indian Girls Always Reside here
• OCDE — OCDE is me. O - head, C - arms, D - Belly, E - legs
• WINDOWS — What It Never Does OK: Work Stably
• SPEW — Society for Protection of Elvish Welfare
• NKOTB — Nauseating Kitsch Of Teeny Boppers
• MCTV — Mindless, Cruel, Tactless, Vindictive
• OLG — Obnoxious Little Goofball
• BOTE — Boring Oblivious Truculent Evil
• LOLA — Legion Of Lame Asses
• MSP — MUD Sound Protocol
• REN — Responding to Executive's Needs
• SQ — Slum Queen
• RURAL — Remuneration Usually Ridiculous And Laughable
• DOVE — Digital Orbiting Voice Encoder
• DDN — Don't Do Nothing
• WOFW — Watch Out For Will
• REDDIT — Ridiculously Egocentric Dumbs Deciding Internet Trends
• HICJ — Hand In Cookie Jar
• CTN — Convenience, Tobacco, and News
• YMCA — Your Mom's Cooking Agency
• MALE — Men Are Lacking Everything
• AMANDA — Always Mindless And Never Does Anything
• NORAD — New Oranges Right After Death
• GMA — GOLDEN MOUSE AWARDS
• WA — Why ask
• VOLVO — Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization
• YAHOO — Y Are Hobos On Ones
• WFGA — Washington Fish Growers Association
• YOLO — You Obviously Love Oreos
• EHS — Exploding Head Syndrome
• CLINTON — Call Lewinsky; I Need That Orgasm Now
• SOY — Straight Outta York
• CLOSED — Chickens Loose On Scale Extremely Dangerous!
• WBPW — Wakefield Business & Professional Women's Organization

• CNC — Cool Not Complicated
• STAG — Some Transgenders Are Guys
• FONT — Friends Of Neal Tringham
• YMCA — You Might Catch AIDS
• TRIO — Three Really Inspired Obsessors
• SWAT — Super Wedgie And Thong
• YO — Yo-yo that only goes down
• DYLTD — Do You Like To Dance
• SETI — Search For Extra Transistors Inside
• HFS — Hamel Flying Saucer
• ANAL — Annoying, Noxious, Allways Lingering
• SERE — Sugar Extended Regular Expression
• NYL — No Young Lady
• OPA — Other Peoples' Attraction
• WLUC-TV — We are Lucky yoU See TeleVision
• ATARI — And They Are Real Idiots
• CAWI — City for All Women Initiative
• BDSM — Big Dogs Smell Men
• TWAT — Tactical Women's Alert Team
• DEFRA — Department Of Eradicating Farming And Real Agriculture
• ESSB — Ebay Sellers Selective Blindness
• HARM — Huge Angular Red Marshmallow
• ANON — Anarchy Now Or Never
• GRFTBEBB — Get Ready for the Best Explosion By Barrington
• ALIT — At Least Its Thursday
• HTN — Hairy Top Nose
• QOD — Quality Of Dis-service
• SE — Splinter Edition
• BCOE — Best Curriculum On Earth
• WTF — Whys That Funny
• RAAF — Royal Australian Acronym Factory
• CSAP — Comprehensive School Alienation Program
• ABK — Almighty Bad Killa
• BLU — Bye, Love You!
• EUSSR — European Union of Socialist Soviet Republics
• JA — Jack of Aces
• NFH — Neighbors From Hell
• ALB — Anti Lock Brain
• WADD — Wacky Anime Definitions Dictionary
• WWW — Wet, Wild, & Willing
• RESULTS — Responsibility for Ending Starvation Using Legislation Trimtabbing and Support
• UPS — Unbelievably Poor Service
• FRIEND — For Rooting If Ever Not Dating
• FOIL — First Official Intramural Logorrhea
• OPML — Other Peoples' Markup Language
• VOLVO — Very Old Large Vehicle Owner
• QKT — Quietly Killing Time
• OHR — Official Hamster Republic
• DDOS — Distributed Denial of Sleep
• MIC — Mutilation Infantry Clik

• OECD — Organization For Economic Coercion and Direction
• AEK — Alternate Elvis King
• AARGH — All Accidents R Gonna Hurt
• RN — Real Nurse
• SLS — Superb Level of Service
• WAJ — World According to Jess
• TBK — Tranga Boy Koen
• DCOC — Deutschen Chill Out Charts
• GCSE — General Certificate Of Sporadic Ejaculation
• FNG — Friggin New Guy
• DEP — Department of Environmental Pollution
• MIS — Mindless Information Saturation
• REDDIT — Read Everything Don't Do Important Things
• DODI — Died on Dashboard Impact
• SUV — SUSTAINABLE USE VEHICLES
• RFID — Really Freaking Immense Datasets
• BEASTIE — Boys Entering Anarchist State Toward Internal Execellence
• NNTD — National No Talk Day
• HUB — Huge Unintelligent Buffoon
• BANJI — Bad Australians Never Jump Indoors
• TWAIN — Thing Without An Intelligent Name
• GARUDA — Go And Relax Untill Delay's Announcement
• AFIP — Air Force Infectious Parasites
• PITA — People Ingesting Tasty Animals
• AHA — Activism Hacking Artivism
• LMAO — Leave My A** Olone
• DOHC — Don't Open His Crack
• ISB — Irish Stud Book
• DPRK — Dirty Pigheaded Rotten Kommunists
• YODO — You Only Drown Once
• TJ — Trendy Jeep
• UDP — Unreliable Datagram Packet
• DARK — Dragoon Attack Rage Kin
• BUF — Big Up Front
• UGC — Urine Good Company
• ARAB — A Really Agile Brain
• GC — Girl's Cat
• JCD — Just Call Dave
• EMOKIDS — Ever-Meandering Offspring Kicking Innocent Daddy's Shins
• SPIKE — Spike's Personality Is Kinda Evil
• DSF — Digital Solidarity Fund
• OCD — Obviously Corporate Dummies
• OLDS — Old Ladies Drive Slow
• CC4CP — Coo Coo for Coco Puffs
• ISDP — I See Dead People
• FRANCE — Frogs, Rats, and Nazi Criminal Embracers
• IUPUI — It's a University Perpetually Under Investigation
• BYOM — Bring Your Own Mug
• DELCO — Does Engine Leak Coolant Often
• TGIF — Thank God Its Fun

• TSU — Trek Smut University
• DODAJ — Dad of Damn Adult Jokes
• GOSG — Good Luck Online Support Group
• LPFM — Lottsa Poor Fools Money
• FTML — French Toast My Life
• SHIT — Super Hero In Training
• UMM — Undefined Mad Men
• UYA — Up Your Arsenal
• EMILIE — Emilie Marie Is Lying In Everglades
• ELAL — Every Landing Always Late
• JOS — Joy of Satan
• GUTS — Girls Using Technology Skillfully
• GLWN — Global Women's Leadership Network
• YMB — Yet More Beer
• EGG — Evil Garys Goatee
• FLEGNARD — Floating Little Evil Gremlins Now Are Ridin' Dirty
• PUNK — Person Under No King
• ALFA — Always Looking For Another
• DOOM — Distributed Object-Oriented Mud
• WJ — Wife's Jeep
• RACHEL — Rocking Around Chistmas Holidays Elves Laugh
• IHORPWAS — International House Of Reasonable Priced Water and Stuff
• FTAD — Facebook /Twitter Addiction Disorder
• BREW — Beer Representatives For Everyone Worldwide
• OLQ — Obnoxious Little Queer
• SPQR — Sense Prevents the Queen's Removal
• YFC — You Farting Currently
• NAMM — Not Another Male Meeting
• MOX — Masters Of Xbox
• USB — Ultra-Stupid Butthead
• DIESEL — Dumb Interpretively Evaluated String Expression Language
• ROFL — Real Orrible Funny Laugh
• LOCA — Loss of Coffee Accident
• OLE — Object Linking And Embezzling
• IMC — It's My Company
• TOEFL — Test Of Eggs, Flour, and Lard
• TOTO — Terry Out Terry Out
• BES — Besonders Especially So
• DIST — Do I Smell Today
• SOB — Silly Old Boy
• YOLO — Your Old Lady Owns
• REDDIT — Ridiculously Empty Discussions Dissolving Into Tits
• UCSD — You See San Diego
• UNLV — U Never Leave Vegas
• QOF — Queen Of Fakie
• THEE — Tall Hats Eat Elephants
• PSK — Pasta, Spinach, and Kianti
• CDS — Cell Death Server
• ILEC — Incumbents Letting Equity Crash
• WWW — What's Wrong, Wilma?

• E-MAIL — Every MAil In Long
• FWBN — Friend With Big Nose
• SMILE — Sweet Mile In Life to Enjoy
• ABL — Another Boeing Layoff
• SOS — Save Our Smallville
• HBAB — Hit By A Bus
• WWF — We Will Fight
• TOMMY — Totally Obnoxious Moronic Meddling Youngster
• WINDOW-ME — Will Install Needless Data On Whole System - Moron Edition
• IARW — InAccurate Reconstruction Warning
• RKR — Reb Kean Rules
• EV — Evil Vampire
• SCOUT — Such a Continuably Outgoing Unified Terror
• PUJ — Psyched Up Janis
• SFFS — Satfire's Furcadia Fighting System
• VB — Vomit Beer
• FDCPA — Finally Did get Caught Pinching the Assets
• KITA — Kick In The Anatomy
• LTE — Looney Tuned Exhaust
• RMF — The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny
• RFK — Rolf For King
• ARPC — Another Roadside Performance Company
• CAIR — Crooks And Islamic Rascals
• MIQAT — Mom Insisted Quiet At the Table
• HMS — Hunting Melin Sons
• RCT — Roller Coaster Tycoon
• TGK — Ten Groovy Kats
• TRIUMPH — The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
• UD — Utility Dog
• GBP — Good, Bad, and Pretty
• EEUU — Even Ebonics Understand Uraguan
• GSOH — God Save Our Hamsters
• NDC — Nasty Dually Creator
• PIA — Pain In Ass
• SINA — Society for Indecency to Naked Animals
• TDC — The Dragon Clan
• ABEC — Attention Brings Extra Crap
• ASN — Alliance of Soup Nazis
• WTO — World Tyrannical Order
• DCIM — Dancing Chicken In Mars
• SMS — So Much Shorter
• BFD — Big Friggin Day
• ENTRY — Enter New Trees Right Yam
• AKP — A Kicker Party
• OOTD — Only Offer The Donut
• BILLS — Boy I Love To Lose Superbowls
• DG — Dog-Gone
• VAU — Vampires Among Us
• RWO — Ryoga's World Order
• UZA — United Zark Assassins

• BRC — Big Remote Control
• STFU — Super Toga Football Umbrella
• ECG — Example Commands and Gifts
• CMIG — Chocolate Milk Is Good
• ACS — Act Cool School
• CHIC — Cute Hugable Intelligent Creature
• LTK — Long Tailed Kitty
• TESCO — Terrible Educational Surveys and Corporate Operations
• QANTAS — Queers And Nuts Travel Australian Style
• KYB — Krap, Yuk, Barf
• MARINES — Mostly Army Rejects In Naval Entertainment Service
• FCS — Fury Coding Shorts
• GMH — General Mechanical Heap
• CITOH — Celebrities In Their Own Head
• GETT — Girls Exploring Trades and Technology
• NZT — New Zork Times
• SUBARU — Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Along Roads Unpaved
• UVA — United Vasectomy Applesauce
• ASW — Awfully Slow Warfare
• BCR — Bowers cult Regular
• SAPFU — Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
• WIKM — Women In Knowledge Management
• MTTR — More Terminals To Rotate
• VTEC — Very Tall Engine Compartment
• TTYL — Through The Yawning Lounge
• SOL — Simply Outta Luck
• AIOS — Amazingly Intelligent Operative Soul
• EIOTFL — Eating Icecream On The Floor Laughing
• RD — Retarded Donkey
• UEFA — Unbelievably Easy For Arsenal
• TBC — Teddy Bear Club
• ITSM — I Take Some Money
• BQ — Bum Quads
• FLAAAP — Funny Limits Acquiesce Additional Attributes Piously
• TAD — Touch And Die
• AAR — Anime Academy Radio
• HIPPO — Hasty International Perversion Provision Organisation
• DIETS — Dead In Exactly Two Seconds
• MDIYD — My Dime Is Your Dime
• LEADER — Lizzie Enthusiastically Assumes Daring Executive Role
• BILL — Brilliantly Intelligent, Likeable Loser
• SMS — Short of Mental Stamina
• CDROM — Cup Drink Retainer On Machine
• SONET — Send Only Near Electrical Transmission
• SRLA — Students Run Los Angeles
• OINK — Online Information Network Knowledgebase
• AIA — Anime In Action
• ALABABTT — Aron Laid A Brick And Blocked The Toilet
• WOOT — Wanking On Other Team
• HISS — Home For Insanely Sinister Slytherins

• AVPU — Alert, Vomiting, Puking, Upchucking
• AFL — Australian Faggots League
• UFW — U Fail to Win
• PTSD — Progressive Tang Soo Do
• TBBWIATD — The Big Bad Wolf Is At The Door
• SUV — Sport Utility Volvo
• RAF — Ranma and Akane Fanfiction
• IPHONE — I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence
• FINA — Famous International Net Artist
• EPI — Exploding Plastic Inevitable
• QOK — Queen- of- kinpun
• TGIF — Thank God It's Flippant
• ROUS — Rats Of Unusual Size
• MCAS — Mitt Cares About Schools
• SKL — Saturday Knight Live
• WTS — Wishful Thinking Syndrome
• OOB — Ohayo, Ohayo, Bonjour
• NIST — Nerds In Straight Ties
• LADIES — Latest At Detecting Infernal Elation Scenes
• HTCPCP — Hypertext Coffee Pot Control Protocol
• GREP — Get Regular Expression Pronto
• FAB — Friends Against Bullying
• GOM — Grouchy Old Man
• RDK — Radio Disease Killer
• EB — Elongated Boner
• WOMBAT — Web OS Machine Base Architecture Tester
• FIC — Fanfiction In The Context
• MOO — Master of Orion
• HIV — Here In Venezuela
• ASMI — A Sick Mind Incorporated
• XML — Xtra Microsoft Loopholes
• MEGA — Make Everyone Get Angry
• CCCCC — Corporal Christopher Condor Cargo Chief
• TTYW — Talk To Your Wife
• SMURF — Small Men Under Red Father
• NACF — Niles And Cc Forever
• ROH — Realms Of Hell
• SLAP — Smells Like A Party
• ADP — Always Disappointing Payroll
• DU — Dummies United
• RAND — Research And No Development
• TBS — Think Before Speaking
• TIA — The Infamous Airport
• BGA — The Best Girls Around
• ANX — Anime Nation X
• FLEET — Fun Loving Extraterrestrials Eating Tacos
• TINA — This Is Not Art
• SMIC — Smartest Man In California
• SAS — Sasami Appreciation Society
• TNT — Tried N Tested

• FOC — Freak Out Crazy
• FORK — Filibuster Over Reactionary Knowledge
• FPPE — Four Pet Parrots Escaped
• HBC — Here Before The Company
• ELITE — Elliot's Legion of Idiots of Terodactyl Enterprises
• GHL — Grimace Haters List
• TJ — Trendy John
• SYBD — So You've Been Dumped
• NASC — Nottingham Arabidopsis Stock Centre
• SSS — Sassy Silly And Sweet
• WMD — Win More Democrats
• WHA — We Hate Acronyms
• EROS — Extremely Reliable Operating System
• CWH — Carnivores With Hats
• ABA — Anything But Agriculture
• VTL — Very Tired Lotus
• SUV — Sausage Under Veils
• SAS — Special Aircraft for Saints
• GID — Gender in Development
• GIRLS — Gorgeous Individual Rocking LadieS
• YMCA — You Must Cease Abbreviating
• TCS — Trash Can Sinatras
• TJ — Terrible Joke
• IHUAAF — I Have You As A Friend
• LNS — Low and Slow
• MVA — Mitch's Voice Announcer
• NVG — No Vision Goggles
• TPE — Toilet Paper Engineering
• HCE — Halo Combat Evolved
• DON — Dreaming Of Neverland
• PST — Pagan Standard Time
• HINDU — Hitler In New Donkey Uniform
• DAB — Dreadful Audio Broadcasting
• PEW — Pink Eyed White
• SPUD — Soccer Players of Unknown Descent
• WOW — Way Out Wednesday
• OOK — Object-Oriented Khaos
• CAAB — Clement Adder's Aviation Band
• JPF — John's Personal Favorite
• GWS — Girls With Sticks
• IKE — Ike Knows Everything
• AV — Aggravating Version
• MS-DOS — My Son's Dead Old Son
• WCW — We Can't Win
• WAWP — Wisconsin Association of Women Police
• GCC — Great Computer Corporation
• SWAT — Sweeping Waste And Trash
• ZPG — Zebras Playing Golf
• OSCARS — Orange Shiny Cucurbitas Are Really Spectacular
• MITS — Mis-managed Information Transfer System

• UGLY — Useless Generation Love Yourself
• RB — The Raging Bears
• SS — Sneaky Snakes
• JROTC — Janitors Rock Other Toilets Cool
• NOMADS — Nice Old Methodists Avoiding Deep Snow
• HOLT — Heavy Overweight Lively Treebenders
• RWK — Robots Will Kill
• TBS — The Best Shows
• TAKE — The Angry Kangaroo Executioner
• SMB — Super Monkey Ball
• GAS — Grammaboodawg Appreciation Society
• MARCH — Mobile Ann Rescues Cowards Halfway
• SONY — Sucking One Nut Yesterday
• FCB — Frozen Carbonated Beverage
• GNVQ — Generally Not Very Qualified
• TTFN — Take That For Now
• IAP — Intensive Anime Period
• WTF — Whack The Face
• TMP — Tickle My Pickle
• UFX — Ultimate Fire Xclamation
• UYD — Usagi Yojimbo Dojo
• UAW — Unemployed Auto Workers
• LIGO — Light In, Garbage Out
• GTBN — Get to Bed Now!
• XAPS — Xitron Automated Page Stitcher
• PO — Pig Out
• UCLA — Under Construction in Los Angeles
• RAGBRAI — Riding Another Great Beer Route Across Iowa
• FOUL — Fully Odorous Unwanted Lady
• ACLS — Advanced Cow Life Support
• WAMP — Where Are My Pants?
• AZF — Associated Zombies Of France
• WMT — Weapons of Mass Tickoff
• YOLO — Your Once in a Lifetime Opportunity
• VBB — Very Big Boo
• QOA — Queen Of Antarctica
• SPAM — Stupid Person Advertising Method
• MIM — Mario Is Missing
• GIF — Goodie, It's Free
• HOV — Heavily Occupied Vehicle
• PEOPLE — People Eat Orthodox Plants Like Endive
• WKBW — Wimpy Kiddie Baby Whiners
• EDACS — Every Day Another Customer Screams
• DUIC — Driven Under The Influence of Cannabis
• WTF — Want The Fish?
• NCR — No Crappy Redirect
• REHAB — Remember, Estelle Has A Bar
• S — Silly
• WFUS — Worms Forts Under Siege
• GAMER — Great American Men Earn Recognition

• ACPI — All Chips Permanently Incinerated
• WOTC — Wotten Old Tin Can
• FIDS — Freeway Interchange Deficiency Study Also in reference to certain plant life known only to florists:
• WWO — World War for Oil
• WOB — World of Britney
• CVA — Clair Voyance Audience
• USMZ — United in Support of Michael Zaslow
• CNF — Crunchy Normal Form
• BFS — Burp, Fart, Sneeze
• KMA — Kickimus Maximus Assimus
• SEEN — Seeing Eye And Elephant Network
• AIC — Alice In Chains
• WIZB — Wizard Bears
• FOOBAR — Foundation Of Organized Breaks And Recreation
• VOD — Vampires Of Diablo
• BEC — Big Evil Company
• DFV — Dave's Flic Viewer
• BETH — Bright Efficient Thorough Hardworking
• FSN — Few See Nascar
• SEAT — Society for Enlightenment and Transformation
• QFN — Quarashi Fan Network
• CRISIS — Candy Raving Intensely Stepping Illumination Squad
• NADIA — Nerdy Adventurous Dorky Intelligent Awesome
• ODD — Obsessive Derek Disorder
• BEV — Bug Eyed Varment
• DJIA — Dow Jumps Into Abyss
• TRAINING — Tiny Recruits Ambushed In Nefarious Invasion Need Guts
• ZIP — Zero Intelligence Plus
• TFS — Team Four Star
• HRB — His Royal Bandness
• MHH — Mega Hot Hunk
• GBW — Great Big Wussies
• WASP — Wankers Are Sexually Procastinated
• BIOS — Before Initiation Of Operating System
• REDDIT — Really Entertaining During Dull Internet Time
• RTR — Rob Transport Rob
• FTP — Free Toilet Paper
• TZG — Tazzergate
• GAB — Godly And Beautiful
• HOPA — Helpful Office Personal Assistant
• NIRA — No Idiots Read Avidly
• LMG — Lick My Grooves
• HRD — Hard Rocker Dude
• ALBC — And Losing Bladder Control
• FOT — Fans Of Tenchi
• ACL — Another Classless Laker
• DRA — Die Retire Or Adapt
• WIHH — Women In Hard Hats
• YRSS — You Are So Silly
• VCR — Videos Can Record

• PUM — Pervert Union Mob
• ROC — Republic Of Crime
• SAAB — Something Almost Always Broke
• WWW — Weally Weally Wacky
• XCLU — Xeno Civil Liberties Union
• CHOGM — Chaps Holidaying On Government Money
• THA — The Hat Association
• IC — Insane Clown
• HKS — Helpless Kerryman Syndrome
• LOTR — Loonies On The Rhubarb
• FBCI — Feline Bureau of Claw Investigations
• CGS — Come Get Some
• QOD — Queen Of the Dead
• RD — Rest and Daydreaming
• VA — Vindictive Amazons
• USC — United States of Consciousness
• NVT — Nikz Voting Thingee
• MONKEY — Many Obvious Names Kan Eventually be Yodeled
• BMR — Bring Me Rutabagas
• WWWWW — What Would Wonder Woman Wear
• PAFTA — Puddleby Alchemist's Folly Tactical Assault
• IBF — Incompetent Boxing Federation
• PYSU — PRETTYYOUNGSWEETUNIT
• GSP — Goofy Skater Possie
• IDC — Internet Domination Consortium
• LLLI — Living Large and Loving It
• JPG — Jolly Pink Giant
• AMM — All Mighty Me
• CALC — Can Anyone Like Calculus?
• NPAA — New Polish Accounting Act
• GRIM — Grim Reapers In Mass
• DWP — Down With Pampases
• FUSS — Fifty Until Social Security
• CCCP — Communist Countries Can't Produce
• SOS — Save Our Socks
• SOS — Secret Of Santa
• RA — Ricks Academy
• SWAB — Still Without A Boyfriend
• SONAR — Source of Noise and Reason (rock band)
• SNIT — Super Nerdy Intelligent Teenager
• SUCK — Silly Uncool Crazy Kenny
• RSI — Repetitive Stupidity Injury
• DEMS — Don't Eat My Shorts
• CNW — Chardonnay No Way
• FIG — Freaky Italian Guy
• HAZWOPER — Hands Across Zimbabwe Which Often Produces Evil Rabbits
• IAFTL — International Association for F***ing with The Law
• SACRED — Suvisesha Ashram Christian Rural Education And Development
• UN — Usually Nothing
• USMNT — United States Mutant Ninja Turtles

• WSM — We Shield Millions
• PSP — Pretty Steep Price
• JOG — Jay's Other Gift
• OBK — Old But Krazy
• NON — Never Order Napkins
• WMMH — What Makes Me Happy
• CBE — Crabby But Efficient
• CICS — Caterpillar Information Control System
• UN — Useless Nations
• SKB — Smoochy Kitty Baby
• IDT — Idiots Don't Think
• LMSO — Laugh My Sombrero Off
• CAFE — Cowboys Are Fatter than Ever
• WWW — World Wide Worries
• TDA — Technological Display of Affection
• UCLA — University of California for Lower Achievers
• URPG — Unoriginal Role Play Game
• MARIO — Mario Absorbs Rubbish Into Offscourings
• EMAC — EMAC Majors Are Cool
• DKR — The Dark Knight Returns
• NIC — Nothing Is Complicated
• RCAD — Raining Cats and Dogs
• RMK — Rocky Mountain King
• TWAIN — Technology Without An Intelligent Name
• TGWAFTO — Thank God We All Fear The Onion
• DFG — Dictionary Fat Guy
• JADE — Jamaican American Destinee Empress
• AFTER — Anime Fanfiction That Everyone Reads
• FAV — Family Assault Vehicle
• WNQ — Wot! No Quarters?
• LWF — Lame Wrestling Federation
• UFO — Unidentified Flashing Object
• DDO — Digital Dental Office
• SOS — Supporter Of Sora
• TKE — Tau Kappa Everybody
• SPIT — Sock Power! It's Time!
• SBVGRT — Sexy Brazilian Virgins Get Real Tight
• BBWC — Big-Boobed White Chick
• JMB — Java Music Brain
• DFI — Damned Frigging Idiot
• ISL — In Sim Life
• CHECK — Cross Help Email a Cheesey King
• MUAH — Multiple Unsuccessful Attempts to Humor
• BAND — Bearing Another Name Daily
• NHBC — No Homes Built Correctly
• MESS — Mike's Electronic Support System
• YWCA — You Women Children All
• TCO — Taking Care of Ourselves
• TMS — Thats My Sonic
• DARE — Disabled Anarchist Revolutionary Enclave

• FOMC — Federal Open Mouth Committee
• SJR — Sam And John Relationship
• TYG — Terrys Young Geezer
• SQC — Subaru Queens Crew
• SOA — Sons Of Aiur
• UNG — Ung Names Goodness
• DPK — Dark Psychopathic Klowns
• VVV — Very Virtual Voodoo
• USMC — Uncle Sam's Murder Club
• TWAIN — Team Without An Interesting Name
• PVQ — Party Very Quick
• UWM — University of Wanton Mediocrity
• IS — Idiots for Socialism
• HATE — He Ate The Elves
• URK — Urk Requires Knowledge
• SOB — Some Other Bar
• WIDP — Women in Development Project
• UNL — University of No Losing
• VIVO — Video Input Villaineously Obliterated
• MORE — Music Of Ron And Eric
• HSH — Her Silly Highness
• MULTICS — Many Unnecessarily Large Tables In Core Simultaneously
• TWAIN — Technology Without An Impressive Name
• TJ — Tough Jeep
• JUG — Jalopy Undisputedly Geriatric
• LEL — Laughing Extremey Loud
• QOH — Queenie of Halloweeny
• SPH — Slimy Pits Of Hell
• VHS — Very Hard to See
• TWAIN — Technology Without An Independent Name
• HFT — Happy Fun Time
• USC — University of Second Choice
• USMC — Urine Samples Make Civilians
• MOC — My Own Committee
• WMPD — Weapons of Massive Poot Destruction
• BTBG — Born to be Geek
• MERCEDES — Mercilessly Expensive Rotten Car with Every Dent Exposed to See
• TIM — Turned Into a Monkey
• RTFM — Read That Fine Manual
• ASP — Awful Stock Pick
• RNC — Rationality Never Considered
• SCOUT — Stupid Comics Of Unnecessary Trivia
• SITB — Sippin In The Basement
• UUU — Unofficial Ultimate Ultros
• AS — after Sperry
• SKF — Spindly Killa Fish
• EZT — Extra Zestie Toejam
• SHIT — Smart and Handsome Indian Teenager
• REDDIT — Reckonings, Explanations, Debates, Discussions, Idiots & Trolls
• BTB — Behind The Back

• PHT — Putting Hubby Through
• LINT — Life In Newsie Town
• WDP — We Do Party
• WASP — White Anglo Saxon Poorwhitetrash
• FACE — Forty Assets Change Everything
• WINDOW-NT — Will Install Needless Data On Whole System - Never Try
• CRACK — Crazy Racoons Ascertaining Corrupted Kernels
• BBM — Beer And Bbq Militia
• RSVP — Reserved for Special Valuable Person
• LM — Living Marxism
• TUTS — The Unsinkable Titanic Sinks
• LSS — Less Smoke Smell
• ATV — Automatic Trespass Vehicle
• UWF — U Won't Finish
• SCUBA — Super Crazy Utterly Biased Acrobat
• SNW — Say No to Wogan
• WIPO — Were Imposing Property Ownership
• WHAT — We Hate All Teachers
• CCC — Crappy Computer Course
• WOMI — Weapons of Mass Instruction
• TTYL — Take Time Ya Lover
• RCA — Record Cemetery of America
• SUBARU — Sorry Unreal Bonzai Attempt at a Russian U
• RWF — Retarding Wrestling Federation
• VRML — Very Reduced Markup Language
• CORN — Crap On Round Noses
• AZN — Absolute Zealous Ninjas
• MSC — Mother of Six Children
• FNC — Fascist News Channel
• VW — Vagina Wavers
• WROL — World Removed Of Law
• BTO — Bigger Than Obnoxious
• SCA — Society For Creative Anarchy
• OIC — Organization of Impotent Countries
• SPACE — Sisters Playful Anarchy Causes Emergency
• GCG — Great Caesars Ghost
• WCRCMF — White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake Memorial Fund
• FPO — Fat People Only
• MDK — Mighty Damn Kool
• SEGA — Semi-Educational Game Association
• SSS — Super Stupid System
• IPH — Insane Paranah Hunters
• LAST — Lazy Ass Sports Team
• FIM — Forget it, It's Monday
• ANZ — Awesome New Zealanders
• DBE — Doe Bro Empire
• SOSA — Smoking On Something Amazing
• PSK — Pure Skate Krew
• JIJ — Jacqui In Jersey
• WJ — Wussy Jeep

• NADS — Noisy Armpit Doot Sounds
• WIFC — Walton's International Fan Club
• CFHA — Citizens For A Hansony America
• FQ — Flipping Quick
• BFE — Bewitched For Ever
• OLN — Obnoxious Little Nut
• NIBS — Not Invented in Britain Syndrome
• SUBARU — Sorta Ugly But Altogether Really Unique
• SCUBA — Something Creepy Under the Boat, Andy
• TEST — Too Expert So don't Take
• WJAP — Whiny Jewish American Princess
• WCW — We Collect Washouts
• YMCA — You're My Caring Auntie
• CAPP — Creepy Awesome Predacious Prelacy
• IMY — Indy Media Yesman
• NFU — National Frighter`s Union
• LSU — Love Shaq University
• TURD — Tokyo Ugly Rich Designers
• SMUT — Second Myers Ultimate Team
• UE — Unified And Errogant
• TZG — The Zen Gangsta
• WET — Water Entertainment Technology
• OQD — Other Quack Doctor
• NBU — No Brain University
• HKJ — Helen Keller Jokes
• JUMP — Java Users Must Pay
• FLIA — Florida Indian Accent
• OM — Obnoxious Moron
• USSR — United Soviet Suicide Republican
• SUBARU — Super Uper Beats A Rally Unit
• TCS — Trillion Credit Squadron
• SWAT — Smiling With All Teeth Showing
• GAGA — Genuine Admirer Of Gillian Anderson
• BDU — Brain Damaged User
• AMERICA — Aha! My Expedition has Reached India. Columbus has Arrived!
• WDP — Wrong Damn Party
• FUBR — Fukked Up Beyond Recognition
• JDK — Java Drinking Klub
• SUV — Stupendously Useless Vehicle
• SWAT — So Wet And Tight
• MA — Mangled Audio
• GIGO — Green Igloos Got Owned
• DNRA — Dogberts New Real Audio
• WOMBAT — Women Over Mates, Beer, And Television
• DIE — Did I Eat?
• ANS — Always Needs Service
• FAIR — Facts Are Irrelevant Really
• SHIT — Skunk Hollow Indecent Tactics
• TRUE — Teenage Roswellians United Eternally
• BCL — Being a Cryingass Loudmouth

• MIDI — Maybe I Dryed It
• OGSF — Online Global Shopping Festival
• MELT — Musical Energy Loud Truth
• WNBA — Who Needs Basketball Anyway
• HB — Honey Bunny
• SNN — Simpsons News Network
• RDBMS — Random Data Base Management Selection
• WOMEN — Women's Organizational Movement For Equality Now
• BU — Badass Undertaker
• MACO — The Make A Change Organization
• HIPPY — Happy Ingenious People Parading Youthfully
• LGM — Let's Get Married
• WBON — Women's Business Owners Network
• SOS — Some One Smart
• ST — Silly Twit
• SQ — Stupidity Quotient
• NIPC — Ninkompoops In Plain Clothes
• BUM — Best Unicorn Member
• KK — Knight Kid
• UKK — University of King Kong
• SIA — Superman's Insurance Agency
• SCUBA — Self Confessed Underwater Breathing Addict
• FOS — Fantastically Oaky Stuff
• BURP — British Union of Radish Producers
• ISBC — International Society for the Banning of Chairs
• WOWJAA — WithOut Weapons, Just Another Airline
• EGGS — Everybody Gets Groceries Sometime
• MJM — Meet Joe Mac
• WGFA — Worlds Greatest Fart Arse
• TTGS — Time To Go Shopping
• USAIR — Unfortunately, Still Allegheny In Reality
• STFU — Steal The Funky Unicorn
• DED — Dead Exploding Dog
• DGM — Dilbert's Garbage Man
• BIR — Bum Information Retriver
• SWAG — Something We Americans Got
• FIN — Fabulous Is Needed
• SITH — Smeg In The Head
• TMCL — Titan Militia Central Laundry
• EPNS — Expensive Probably Not Silver
• INBA — I Never Bowl Again
• GSD — Genital Sniffing Dog
• UDP — Unreliable Datagram Protocol
• QPA — Queer Parrot Association
• SCUM — Society for Cutting Up Men
• SFL — Stunt For Life
• AXE — An X Editor
• SKYPE — Someone Kalls, You Pay Everything
• WGR — We Got Raws
• CEFA — Cookie Eating Fat Ass

• EEPROM — Erratic Extensible Program Random Object Memory
• DRK — Dark Railing Knights
• WWF — What A Waste Of Funds
• INC — Innovative New Cowboy
• KLM — Koon Laghe Mosafer
• HEAL — Help Educate Anal Liberals
• TKN — The Kristina Network
• TDMA — Too Darn Many Acronyms
• WAGS — We Arent Going to Sell
• SLAG — Short Little Angry Guy
• NOVA — Nerds Of Various Ages
• EKG — Extremely Kneedy Group
• NEMO — Naughty Enabling Miffed Orcas
• WNBA — Wonderful Nice Back Association
• DMBD — Dude Might be Duende
• DBZ — Dragon Ball Zet
• BEN — Bright Entertainment Network
• YIP — Yummy Is Phun
• NCFCU — Not Competent Federal Credit Union
• HNI — Hicksian National Income
• WGBH — Wicked Great Benefits Here
• SUV — Son Of Ugh Vitch
• HAL — Hardware Artificial Life
• UCLA — University of California Liberals and Atheists
• TEA — Tired of our Elected A**holes
• FPH — Flying Purple Hippos
• TDC — The Dark Circle
• GRIT — Girls Reeling It Together
• BAM — Best Anime and Manga
• TIC — This Is China
• WOW — Way Out Women
• IPFS — Intense Puke Feeling Syndrome
• CSUF — 'Cause Some of Us got F's
• WICCA — White Insecure Chubby Chicks Association
• MLY — Martin Luther Ying
• HBU — HillBilly University
• CPO — Cool People Organization
• WGC — Woods Gets The Cash
• HDBV — High Definition BiVi
• WTF — When They Fart
• UBB — Ultra Boring Board
• REDDIT — Rather Extreme Daily Dose of Internet Trolling
• SCO — Shell of a Computer Organization
• WIAB — Women Into Architecture and Building
• FS — Funny Stuff
• ZTT — Zang Tuum Tumb
• ROLF — Really Obese And Lard Filled
• EVIL — Every Villan Is Lemons
• WAIH — Warty After-Install Helper
• FTPD — Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust

• BTA — Bear Toad Alliance
• WGDS — Wine-Glass-Damaged Student
• RSVP — Rare Songs Very Personal
• USDF — United States Dung Federation
• SUV — Smelly Utility Vehicle
• RUSH — Runners Under Satan's Hand
• WBDC — Women's Business Development Center
• TBS — Terrible Broadcast Service
• SDFT — Super Duper Fun Time
• DEAD — Dearly Entering Afterlife Dramatically
• CMB — Crazy Monkey Baby
• ZZ — Zwitterionic Zwitterionic
• WDDP — Worldwide Dog and Dinosaur Party
• JUICE — Join Us In Creating Evil
• FTA — Funkier Than All
• GREAT — Girls Recognizing Engineering And Technology
• ELL — Everybody Loves Linux
• HCFA — Here Comes Further Aggravation
• RAT — Rambunctious, Adventurous, Terrific
• YVD — Yugioh Virtual Desktop
• SAA — Sims Addicts Anonymous
• WHAM — We Have Aids, Mom
• COMB — Control Over Maurice's Boys
• NDS — New Direction - Sideways
• CBJ — Constantly Being Judged
• RNC — Really Not Conservative
• TCK — Tables, Chairs, and Kaos
• SHITE — Scottish Hedgehog International Terror Executive
• RTFM — Read the Friggin Manual
• WASP — We Are Sex Perverts
• UCOS — United Colours Of Spice
• WIPP — Women Impacting Public Policy
• TEC — The Evil Clan
• QBC — Quick Bargain Channel
• CDM — Comical Defense Mechanism
• CMFC — Cyclopean Mummy Fan Club
• CFM — Could have Fooled Me
• HALT — Hey Albert Let's Tarry
• BAK — Bust A Kap
• ROTFLMAO — Risking One Today For Lots More After October
• OO — ohh ohh
• SSS — Society of Sober Sailors
• RV — Ride The Viagra
• TZP — Twilight Zone Posse
• RSPCA — Royalty have Shows of People who Can't Act
• WBSN — Women's Business Support Network
• SQS — Scalawag Quidnunc Scribble
• GBI — Guided By Idiocy
• HSA — Harrisons Spy Agency
• JON — Jonathick

• GWAR — God's White Arian Race
• YMMV — Yikes! My Moneys Vags
• WNV — West Nine-mile Virus
• IPAQ — I Pay And Queue
• ROC — Republic of Confusion
• FBA — Franchise Basketball Association
• SARS — Servere Absence of Romance and Sex
• DN — Double Nose
• RIP — Rest In Piece
• SEPTA — Slowly Eliminating Public Transportation Altogether
• GEN — Girls Empowerment Network
• GMS — Gully Man Screaming
• HART — Horrible Artistic Ridiculous Teen
• WSPM — Womens' Self Promotion Movement
• JAMS — Japanese Anime Manga Society
• CHRR — Creative Head of Richard Robillard
• SARS — Sick Ass Redneck Syndrome
• SLAK — Subgenius Liberation Army Korps
• WPA — Whiskey Painters Of America
• WFBR — Women Forging Business Relationships
• CRC — Cynical Redundancy Check
• MACH — Microkernel Architectures Considered Harmful
• GARP — Guys Are Required to Pay
• HPSG — Hoggledy Piggo Squealy Gruntems
• CAV — Crusade Against Voldemort
• INTEL — Immature Nerds Telling Employers Lies
• SUV — Supercilious Universal Vanity
• WACO — We All Cremated Ourselves
• OBG — Old Buff Guy
• BRA — Battle Ready Anime
• NET — Nuts! Everything's Taken
• PATB — Pineapples Are The Best
• DAWN — Deeply Annoying Whinny Nuisance
• APS — Asian Parent Syndrome
• IIC — Idiots In Charge
• TEAC — The Elf Angrifyng Company
• SUGAR — Super Ultimate Goodies And Refreshments
• ASDL — Anime Schoolgirls Defense League
• DIG — Debt for Instant Gratification
• GRA — Gerno Red Army
• EOM — Eyes On Me
• TJP — Truth, Justice, and the Penguin
• NGO — No Good Organization
• TEN — Total Essential Nutrition
• GTB — Great Thumb Burner
• VLMA — Very Large Mouse Array
• EOP — Empire Of Pokemon
• ASFC — American Society of Fried Chicken
• GMB — Green Man Book
• IGU — International Gangsta Union

• CBH — Catastrophe By Hohner
• PIIDB — Put it in da butt
• TGI — Two Girls Impoverished
• STP — Stomp The Petroleum
• SBR — Sam And Bailey Relationship
• WTO — We're Taking Over
• ONY — Original Noodle For You
• JOKE — Joy Of Kids Entertainment
• ANC — Another Naughty Coon
• WWFI — We Work For Idiots
• AOG — Arkansas Oil and Greed
• VTEC — Very Tall Engine Coolant
• FAR — Fat Ass Ride
• SB — Skipped Birthday
• RDS — Red Deck Squad
• STFU — Smell The French's Underwear
• GAF — Giant Amphibious Fly
• ASHA — A Subterranean Homesick Alien
• BEE — Beer Every End
• STFU — Smells like The French Union
• TPS — Toilet Paper Surprise
• SHITE — Some Help In Training Expected
• SOS — Send One Suit
• STOP — So Tired Of Paying
• TLC — Tuda Libby Crews
• TSP — Try Some Phosphorus
• SPRINT — Stupid People Running Idiot Network for Telephones
• NAB — Not About Broadcasting
• CDMA — Can't Divide or Multiply Anything
• KRA — Kill the Reidys of America
• IRAQ — Incredibly Rarely Asked Questions
• BEF — Big Eared Freak
• IIPP — Irksome and Irritating Preventive Policies
• CORE — Calendar Of Ridley Events
• YOLO — You Obliviously Love Olaf
• OMC — Official Millionaires Club
• BKN — Big Knob Network
• TNJ — Tom and Jerry cartoons
• WCFO — Women Chief Fire Officers
• LOJ — Legion Of Jim
• CHEV — Cheap Hippy Escape Vehicle
• FBC — Fake Broadcasting Company
• RCA — Ricinus Communist Agnet
• OHO — One Horse Outfit (clothing; Orange, CA)
• RSS — Rumor Spreading Shop
• SCA — Sore Craniums Afterwards
• WH5 — Winged Horse 5
• WLAF — What a Laugh! Football
• CEV — Countless Enhanced Viewgraphs
• CAAC — China Airways Always Crashes

• BETA — Baby Evil Tryout Application
• WINDOWS — We Interpret New Data Only When Stuck
• IBS — Idiot Boy Syndrome
• LGF — Lame Goofy Fools
• WBE — Worms Banner Exchange
• KT — Kitchen Table
• RUR — Rosmans Universal Robots
• SCUBA — Special Camp for Underwater Ballet Academy
• KVM — Kentucky Value Meal
• JOE — Jellyfish Oscillating Easily
• NASS — Naughty Aardvarks Shear Sheep
• VPN — Very Productive Network
• ILE — It's a Linkage Editor
• MEO — Morons Eating Oreos
• SWAT — Someone With an Abnormal Tinkle
• TQM — Te Qiero Matar
• MFN — Moronic Filename Normalizer
• STP — Stop Teasing Pollocks
• RTM — Raving Toy Maniacs
• SPG — Sarong Party Girls
• NFF — No Family Farms
• SWAG — Sweet Willing And Generous
• RSI — Repetitive Solitaire Injury
• RSS — Real Slim Shady
• WLU — Wesley Lovers' United
• IMP — International Magic Police
• SUV — Shiny Unused Vehicle
• TUG — To Us Greesers
• FACTS — Fantasy Anime Comics Toys Space
• CVN — Calvin Video Network
• DMW — Dante's Mighty Wiener
• ONDCP — Official National Department of Cultural Purity
• GASP — Gillian Anderson Supporters of Pennsylvania
• LCM — Lotsa Calories Munchies
• MSH — Marvel Super Heroes
• TK — Tarantula Karbine
• PBUH — Pork Be Upon Him
• PUSH — Parson Usually Serving Himself
• RCR — Recessed Carnage Roasters
• TIC — Transpulse Invisibility And Chaos
• BMB — Bust My Butt
• HJA — High-Jacked Acronym
• ADC — Acronym Development Company
• JACOB — Jacob Always Carries Other Baggage
• VTEC — Very Tiny Engine Component
• TMF — Tom Morgan Favorite
• SE — Sloth Edition
• WWW — World Wide Worry
• STL — Schneider Trained Liar
• USIGS — Universal Subtle Informational Gesture System

• QP — Quite Pathetic
• EN — Equality Now
• QWEST — Qualified Worst Ever Service Teams
• LISA — Liquid Information Speaking Assistant
• NAAF — Nutty As A Fruitcake
• FOJ — Friends Of Jill
• IPAK — Interactive Psychedelic Art Kaleidoscope
• EMP — Eat Magic Protoss
• SUV — Supremely Useless Vehicle
• TDM — Tha Dyer Man
• SHAVE — Southern Hair Attacks Virtually Everyone
• WUSS — Weird Uncle Sam Society
• CMG — Confused and Muddled Group
• DPH — Damage Per Ham
• BFK — Brown For Kippers
• MLAN — Musical Local Area Network
• FISH — Finger In Sinus Hole
• STFU — Socks Television Fascist Underwear
• REDDIT — Regurgitated Eclectic Documentation Displayed In Text
• UPS — Unreliable Postal Service
• SPOOF — Strange Parodies Of Outrageous Fics
• URAF — You aRe A Fagot
• RALF — Redundant Array Of Little Flashguns
• GDL — Grey Death Legion
• WISE — Women Inspired To Succeed And Excel
• GTW — Giant Train Wrecks
• GJ — Genius Jenny
• AMG — Anime Mania Group
• LEA — Large Expensive Anachronism
• WINDOWS — We Indeed Never Developed One Working System
• DWD — Do whats done, or alternative 'ack-row-nim' 'DWD' -Due -Whutz-Dun! "vELLY-gOOD!"
• AX — after Xena
• SOS — Swapping Operating System
• SERF — Snobbery Effacement And Reduction Factor
• TEMP — Temporary Employee Man Pathetic
• TMB — To Much Beats
• WISE — Women in Search of Excellence
• FBM — Fire, Beer, and Mayhem
• HLA — Hard Luck Acres
• AFH — Angelz From Heavan
• SPAT — Single Parents Are Terrific
• PTS — Pre Teen Sensastion
• JSA — Junior State of America
• AMP — Another MPEG Page
• MIU — Mission Impossible University
• DUNG — Dare to Unleash the Neverending Gasses
• KIDS — Kidneys In Dramatic Supply
• BSK — Big Spoild Kid
• EBT — Extradimensional Blue Thing
• SUV — Supremely Unwieldly Vehicle

• OFA — Onafhankelijke Fanclub Ajax
• RDBMS — Reality Data Before Many Systems
• TCC — The Cheating Clan
• MFT — Middle Finger Technology
• BRAC — Bureaucracy Realignment And Closure
• BAA — Bleedin Amazin Arithmetic
• LSA — Lost Souls Alliance
• VIB — Very Important Bear
• AIL — Avian Insect Liquidator
• BMC — Big Mikes Choppers
• SL — Spirit Lady
• KOH — Knight Of Hyrule
• LMF — Life Music Fun
• IUD — Intensely Ugly Dude
• LOMBARD — Lots Of Money But A Real Dumbell
• CAPER — Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality
• WNBA — Willy Nelson's Burning Algeria
• VILE — Villians International League of Evil
• GHP — Georgia's Horniest People
• QID — Quake Imperial Dog
• PW — Passing Wind
• TTP — To The Party
• TWAIN — Technofirm Without An Impressive Name
• ECW — Extremely Crappy Wrestling
• TWP — The Warrior Princess
• CNG — Chubby Nice Guy
• DNB — Don't Neglect Bilby's
• CE — Crappier Edition
• KFW — Kentucky Fried Women
• OLB — Obnoxious Little Brother
• GSC — Gainax Supporters Club
• TRE — Thugs, Revolutionists, and Entrepreneurs
• SOS — Ship Or Shoot
• SME — Sloppy Meat Eaters
• TLC — Turtle Loving Care
• TIE — To Impress Everyone
• PENTIUM — Processor Errors Numbering Thousands In Users Machines
• GBE — Grieb Becomes Eclectic
• WCW — We Can't Wrestle
• GWA — Girls With Attitude
• BPM — Big Pants Man
• BFI — Brothers Friends and In-laws
• CP — Can't Procreate
• YUM — Your Useful Mouth
• SPAM — Some Parts Aren't Meat
• USA — United States of Aggression
• RTF — Random Text Format
• TDCJ — Texas Don't Care Jack
• SPDGMB — Some People Don't Get many 'Bravos'
• NAG — No Attitude Guys

• SOL — Sounds Of Love
• LAB — Long And Boring
• SJN — Single Jewish Nutcase
• IMAO — International Monkey Assassination Organization
• SLR — Silly Little Ranger
• EPP — Emma Petal Picker
• YMCA — Youth Molesting Car Association
• LDV — Leyland Death Vehicle
• WTF — Well That's Funny
• RSVP — Really Stupid Viral Protection
• NAM — Need A Medic
• RA — Retarded Arsehole
• BUI — Bass Understand Instincts
• CGA — Crayon Graphics Adapter
• BSB — Back Seat Bonking
• INFORM — Incredibly Nasty Formless Outer Regions Monsters
• PP — Precious Piggy
• SCC — Southern Comfort Conference
• QQ — Quenie Quah
• SCCA — Secret Car Club of America
• DCR — Dogs Can Run
• LML — Let Me Laugh
• HBOJ — History of the Beard O' Jobs
• GGE — Guessing Game Entries
• SHIT — South Herman Institute of Technology
• SHTF — Shit Hits The Fan
• PUN — Pokemon United Nations
• UXN — Uncanny Xmen. Net
• UAF — United Alien Faculty
• RSS — Roach Support System
• VAL — Very Angry Llama
• ROTC — Run Off That Cliff
• BOTF — Barf On The Farm
• HLL — Honorary Loony Lady
• ELA — Elf Life Adventurers
• GEDCOM — Giganticus Enigmaus Decevius Complexium Odiferous Maliciousicum
• LEAF — Lovely Exquisite Angelic Four
• UPN — Ubiquitous Public Network
• RICE — Rest In Cow Extortion
• SBC — Spurs Become Champions
• SRO — Stand Right Outside
• BUC — Boy, U Crazy
• OTL — Orange Tree Licker
• WEDP — Women Enterprise Development Project
• EYE — Enhance Your Extraction
• NRT — National Retard Test
• HOB — Harem Of Bill
• GROW — Girls Receiving Other's Wisdom
• PTG — Party Time Guys
• SWAT — South West Anarchy Team

• TNP — Top Notch Playaz
• QA — Quite Annoying
• TBC — The Black Cross
• TOMCAT — Totally Obedient Moron Can't Actually Think
• AID — American Idol Divas
• FOG — Feminist Occupation Government
• CDT — Continuous Dull Time
• PBK — Philly Beta Kappa
• SZ — Sean Zombie
• PWK — Princess Wonder Kitty
• RDC — Radness Dot Com
• RSVP — Really Strange Verified DogPeople
• VB — Vegetable Basic
• VLT — Vertical Line Thingy
• BOM — Boogles Of Moogles
• HM — Horrible Males
• BHIT — Blithering Helmet Idiocy Trust
• KIS — Killers In Server
• WNFC — Willie Nelson Fan Club
• MOST — Ministry Of Silly Talks
• TMP — Transport Morphing Protocol
• PV — Princess Vegeta
• SCUBA — Super Cold Underwater Boat Adventure
• UZT — Ultimate Zoid Team
• WBLN — Women Business Leaders Network
• HRT — Holden Ratchasing Team
• MASS — Mad About Species And Siberians
• FIP — Fiendish Illinois People
• DVT — Deep Veins Tingling
• AOS — America Out of Space
• BTG — Brings The Goods
• TRG — Those Renaissance Guys
• VHD — Vampire Hunter D
• GAA — Gahan Aholics Anonymous
• ROF — Republic Of Fear
• RZA — Ruler Zig-zag Allah
• UFO — Uncontrollable Fergie Obsession
• MGU — My Great University
• XIF — X Infested Falcon
• VRML — Vociferious Raging Mob Languishes
• WILD — Women Inspiring Learning Doing
• FADE — Friday Afternoons Do not Exist
• CPC — Charged Pudding Cannon
• UAW — United Automaton Workers
• TSA — Take Scissors Away
• RAW — Really Annoying Wrestling
• TDD — The Digimon Digivolution
• SB — Super Badass
• SCUD — Saddam Cowering Underneath Debris
• WNMR — War No More Radio

• LIP — Luck, Information, and Power
• MPD — Metahuman Police Division
• FPC — Flaming Puppet Channel
• BIF — Because It's Friday
• MET — My Ego Trouble
• TRIBE — The Ruthless Infiltration of Birds EveryWhere
• SRB — Scared Rabbit Boy
• BLA — Buffy Loves Angel
• JMM — Jisim Mouthed Moron
• DELL — Does Everything Lovely Long-term
• NKT — Never Known Tom
• MMC — Maiden Mother Crone
• TFP — Tiddles Fashion Plate
• BULL — Barbarians Utterly Loathing Life
• MAYBE — My Animals Yell Because they're Excited
• SCA — Society of Creative Acronyms
• SOS — Shave Our Shins
• SDM — Sonic Death Monkey
• SUM — Self Updating Memory
• SHARP — Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice
• WWE — Weak Wrestlers Expose
• DER — Department of Exploitable Resources
• FAST — Finally A Stupid Tool
• WNBA — Willy Nelson's Bank Account
• QFT — Quit F*** Typing
• BOH — Best of Highlands
• RAC — Resident Anime Character
• URL — Usually Rad Libbys
• RAF — Robke And Friends
• WZE — Wot Za Ell?
• EVA — Emotionally Viable Aardvarks
• HVD — Heavens of Vast Disruption
• DBMS — Data Being Manipulated Sequentially
• SSJ — Squishy Squashy Jumps
• WAC — Wild And Crazy
• SPCA — Shoveling Pigeon Carcass All
• TNB — Titties and Beer
• FL — Fine Lookin
• IIT — Institute of Infinite Torture
• SNO — Squire Nuki Op
• UZI — Universal Zorkmid Index
• SQA — Simple, Quick, and Affordable
• EEC — Either European Community
• WWF — Wacko Wildlife Fanatics
• BAG — Bees Are Gambling
• WFEV — Wiener Frauen Erwerb Verein
• BTD — Brave Tequila Drinking
• WIO — Walks In Ocean
• SQ — Snow Queen
• TMP — Turbo Mucho Power

• TW — Tinky Winky
• TAB — Touching A Booger
• SICK — Serious Idiots Clown Killing
• UAW — Useless Auto Workers
• DPA — Depraved Peon Association
• ISEE — Institute of Seriously Expensive Education
• EWC — Elites Without Cheats
• UPS — Unbelievably Pulverized Shipments
• STRT — Secret Team Rocket Two
• VFW — Very Few Wildhairs
• TWAIN — Tournament Without An Interesting Name
• RRNRD — Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
• AFA — Association of Fat Asses
• BHR — Beer Head Retention
• LSM — Lana's Sailor Moon
• USC — University of Service and Compassion
• GAL — Great Appellate Lawyer
• THA — Too High Alliance
• UT — Under Tipping
• AJC — Anti Jen Club
• FDI — Frogs Did It
• CAIT — Carefully Adjusted Imbecilic Thinker
• BL — Boy's Love
• SEED — Sith Elite Enforcer Division
• SCM — Senshi Card Mania
• TKP — The Kiko Puddle
• STARS — Secret Transformers Autobot Rescue Squad
• RSE — Really Slutty Ethiopian
• CDO — Chief Dreaming Officer
• WFAF — Whose Fault? Asphalt
• APEC — Anti People Economic Control
• SARS — Sick Asians Running the Streets
• RCF — Roller Coaster Freak
• SCUM — Sisters Cutting Up Men
• SOB — Silly 'Ol Bear
• S — Spensive
• CLQ — Can't Leave Quake
• NACL — No Added Calcium Layers
• HGS — His Goofiness Ship
• FGD — Five-God Dragon
• WOW — Wisdom Of Whittier
• GNU — Great New Unix
• CB — Celestial Baby
• CCL — Cloud Capiche Land
• USDA — Useless Students Demanding Attention
• SPA — Sonic Pocket Adventure
• MDG — Mouton de Gruyter
• WGE — Weaving Gender Equity
• SA — Super Amazoid
• WIPP — Women in Public Policy

• RAM — Rampant Angry Men
• DMT — Degenerate Mutated Trash
• WMD — Wildly Misled Democrats
• WWW — Wonderful, Weird, and Wild
• QP — Quack Pack
• REDDIT — Recycled Egos Delivering Drivel Interpreted as Thoughtful
• UUS — Un- United States
• PWA — Pigs With Attitude
• TWA — The Wrong Airport
• MGD — Martin Gould's Drink
• DTP — Does This Play?
• AED — Angels Eating Dumplings
• LIB — Libbery
• SMURF — Summer Meeting Of Unity Relaxation And Footbag
• VFA — Veteran Feminists of America
• RGP — Really Great Prozac
• STCMDJM — Sydney Talks Constantly Minding Dogs Jumping Madly
• MZR — Marvel Zombie Society
• WBKB — We're Boot Kamp Broadcasting
• IUP — I'm Usually Partying
• MTR — Matt's Traceroute Rar
• CHIP — Crazy Happy Intelligent People
• LUNAR — Let Us Not Ask Rhetorics
• STRESS — Still Trying to Run the Entire Solar System
• CBO — Country Backstop Officer
• STD — Snails Taste Delicious
• WUG — What Users Get
• ALC — Anime Lovers Community
• DIMM — Difficult To Install Memory Module
• SOP — Sack Of Potatoes
• RAK — Real As Kickin
• MOJO — Michel's Other Job Opportunities
• WWWF — We Wallop Wired Frogs
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Dancer
• WOSO — We Obliterate Some Oranges
• HTH — Holier Than Henry
• WWW — Weird, Warped, and Wacky
• PCLP — Peace Corps Little Patti
• USMC — Unconstitutional Slavery Made Constitutional
• SARS — Severe Acute Revenue Syndrome
• STT — Straight To Tape Tom
• WWW — What Women Wear
• WWW — Why We Wait
• SCRAM — Start Cutting Right Away Man
• SPAM — Sometimes Parker Amazes Me
• EMTA — Evil Math Teachers Association
• EBI — Electronic Barnacle Island
• JMI — Jo And Mal Invasions
• CMH — Completely Meticulous Housekeeping
• OCG — Old Chinese Guy

• WDW — Waldo Died Wednesday
• HBOC — Hummin Birds On Crack
• BTI — Big Taco Inhaler
• TSA — Thousands Standing Around
• RUN — Rufas Universal Network
• TAP — Terrible And Pathetic
• ENT — Evil Neopets Team
• IFOL — In Fits Of Laughter
• WWE — Won't Wrestle Ever
• NEPAL — No Electricity, Petrol, And LPG
• VI — Vim Imitation
• NI — Nerdy Individual
• TUA — The Ugly Americans
• SAT — Super Anime Time
• RAF — Retired And Free
• TSZ — Tortured Souls Zac
• TED — The Evil Doctor
• DDB — Dropkick Da Baby
• CVS — Certainly Very Snide
• OHIO — Old Hicks in Outhouse
• WWPT — Women With Power Tools
• VTH — Very Tall Heero
• SHIT — Scooters Hide In Terror
• TUB — Throw Up Boy
• UTB — Under The Bra
• TBS — Television's Best Station
• AWOL — Autonomous Web Of Liberation
• ASTC — All Sailors Toss Constantly
• ALPHA — Another Life Phase Happily Achieved
• ITV — Its Terry Venables
• GBT — Gullible Brother Teddy
• DAN — Denver Altitude Nuggets
• PBI — The Phederal Bureau Of Interference
• KOA — Kamping On Asphalt
• TCD — Taking Care of Debbie
• TPC — Toilet Paper Control
• RASH — Robotic Action Suds And Hygiene
• TDJY — The Devils Junk Yard
• SETI — Search For Easy Terrestrial Items
• RDC — Really Dang Crazy
• UART — U Ain't Registered Telix
• BDA — Brain Damaged Adult
• OBP — One Big Punch
• FHL — Funny Hilarious Laughter
• ILK — Illiterate Liberal Kommunists
• NUPE — National Union of Pizza Eaters
• SE — Shoddy Equipment
• UPS — Unbelievably Ponderously Slow
• TNT — The Next Timothy
• SPQR — Steve Perrins Quest Rules

• SPAM — Some Parts Are Meat
• TOMMY — Totally Oval Mean Moppy Yougnster
• RAP — Rude Arrogent Poets
• MOW — Muskrats On Wednesday
• LCS — Lost Cup Syndrome
• FTZ — Five Ton Zergling
• SPAM — Self Promotional Advertising Messages
• UFO — Underground Freak Out
• RBOC — Relaxed Business Operations Company
• FOL — Friends Of Lulu
• RSA — Red Sprites Army
• RGS — River Of Golden Sliptingers
• WGNT — Wrinkly Guy Number Two
• WSOP — We're Stuck On Poker
• LSI — Large Scale Ingrate
• WIOF — Whistler Is Our Future
• TGIF — Thank Goodness It's Fun
• TCN — The Texas Classified Network
• REDDIT — Rapid Ecliptic Dialog Detailing Internet Themes
• WIE — What Is Enlightenment
• TFI — Techno Freak Ike
• FP — Furious Poet
• MCSA — Musta Cost Someone Alot
• VV — Very Viggly
• FCPA — Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
• UFO — Unidentified Foul Odor
• SMPP — Sailors Moon Prismatic Princesses
• USC — University of Spoiled Children
• USSR — Underground Society Of Secret Rhythm
• ROFL — Really Orange Funny Lions
• WHIT — We Hate Ichidai Takahashi
• HIPC — Hopelessly Inadequate Personal Computer
• HL — Habs Lampoon
• GFS — Got Food Stamps
• FUR — Flexible Ultranifty Rfu
• SE — Soldered Edition
• PW — Paley Wiener
• SOAP — Stamp Out Acronyms, PLEASE!
• TIA — Totally Idiotic American
• WSP — Women Strike for Peace
• SGT — Sixth Gear Tapped
• SDP — Self Destruct Party
• SPAM — Stuff Posed As Meat
• IPE — International Pigs Of Espionage
• YB — Yak Box
• HFR — Huge Freaking Router
• DFT — Damn Fast Transit
• GD — General Demons
• IAEA — I Am Extraordinarily Amazing
• LSR — Liquid Snakes Remakes

• EMG — Eat My Grip
• HCV — Happy Clan of Vegetarians
• PTA — Papyrus Trans Am
• SPAM — Sending Persistently Annoying Mail
• SPAM — Spooky People Above Me
• GSR — Gigantic Super Racer
• ASC — A Sneezing Cow
• DOGS — Decrepid Old Geezer Shooters
• EUS — Expanded Universe Senate
• CGP — Crappy Guitar Player
• EXP — Emerging X Phile
• CHF — Crazed Hiei Fangirl
• CHUD — Cannibalistic Heathen Urban Dwarf
• TISM — This Is Speed Metal
• SSG — Super Stud Guy
• RPM — Radical Psycho Machine
• VDU — Very Dear Utility
• STC — Start To Corpse
• TEP — The Exciting Peoples
• TT — Telecom Tom
• EOD — Every One Drinks
• MOSAIC — Manawatu One Stop Arts Information Centre
• VPN — Very Problematic Nightmare
• LCD — Liquefied Cat Droppings
• DTB — Deathboy Talking Bollocks
• USAF — United States Army Faggots
• SAGA — Send All Geriatrics Abroad
• NQ — Nerd Quotient
• TNA — The New Agency
• RV — Repair Vehicle
• ROA — Raiders Of Athena
• TIM — Tall Intelligent Man
• SHH — Superhero Hype
• YMB — Young Modern Barbarians
• GRR — Game Room Rebels
• SIC — Society of Indigent Cattle
• RAG — Rodents Are Great
• MOCA — Museum Of Crappy Art
• IE — Internet Exploder
• ERS — Earbitten Radio Shows
• CQ — Conservitive Quties
• SRV — Subspacecadet Remote Viewing
• RR — Rowdy Rochelle
• TDM — Time Delay Mumbojumbo
• SOURCE — Sovereign Omnilord Of Unanimous Regency And Caliber Excaliper
• TBS — The Braves Stink
• JAN — Just A Nurse
• ED — Education Droid
• DART — Dakota Ain't Ready For This
• SAFE — Smurf Amplifier Finding Executive

• GDM — Great Dark Man
• NSH — Nice Single Histologists
• TMA — TWISTED METAL Aircraft
• WK — Way Kewl
• AZI — Angry Zerging Igrainers
• HBL — Happy Blinking Lights
• WSOP — World Series Of Posers
• VCR — Very Cute Rodent
• UPN — Under Paid Negroes
• UWF — University For White Folks
• PNB — Perfectly Normal Beast
• SPAM — Spoiled Poultry And Meat
• RSPCA — Rarely Sees Parrot Care Abandoned
• SCA — Skinned Character Animation
• SUV — Sheep United For Victory
• VISA — Visualization of Inter-Spike Association
• HFC — Hydrogen Fried Chicken
• WACK — We Adore Chris Kattan
• NCB — Noobs Clan Brotherhood
• VTEC — Very Terrifying Economy Car
• TDD — Trick Daddy Dollars
• SILLY — Slightly Intelligent Largely Laconic Yeti
• SMS — Send Messages Silently
• SCUBA — So, Can U Breathe Air with it?
• RAE — Rapid Automatic Excuse
• SUV — Satanic Urban Vehicle
• CLP — Compulsive Lying Party
• WOMEN — Women Opposing Men's Egotistical Nature
• WILD — Big Lost Ogres Grab Giggling Elephants Rapidly
• KI — Killers Incorporated
• UBA — Unbelievably Big Ass
• WXN — Women's Executive Network
• TLC — Trash, Litter, and Crap
• SGA — So Good Academy
• TMBG — They Might Blow Goats
• TTC — The Timberliners Clan
• WWE — We Wrestle Eventually
• CAMS — Cartography Aint My Specialty
• WMK — Web Master Kinder
• PTA — Pretty Tired Already
• TJM — The JoshMeister
• TGIF — Thank God I'm Filipino
• RDF — Really Difficult and Funky
• SUV — Soccermom's Ugly Van
• SDY — Start Deck Yugi
• KWO — Knights World Order
• ZWO — ZeRos World Order
• FHA — Foolish Home Acquisition
• MSL — Mew's Secret Land
• CPS — Canon Poor Service

• ICC — I Can't Control
• RSVP — Really Stupid Vocal Performance
• TNA — The Nitro Assassin
• SAP — Somewhat Academic Privacy
• SEGA — Special Entertainment Games Association
• FRL — Fruitcake Resistance League
• STCMDJM — Sydney Talbott Charlotte Mom Dad Jordan Midnight
• UZC — Urban Zen Cowgirl
• WOH — Warriors Of Hate
• NIPPLE — Nolife Involved People Practicing Loserly Extravaganzas
• WWF — Walks With Finesse
• HBG — Hot British Guys
• AFP — Always False Postive
• ARA — Aipac Run Amok
• UNV — The United Nations Of Vexillium
• PTG — Poke The Gugu
• SEAD — Sanders Eating A Donut
• UPS — Use Purolator Service
• SOTS — Snow On The Steps
• PHM — Pretty Hate Machine
• EPM — Evil Pecker Mark
• ASH — Anti Sub Human
• FQA — Fallacious Questions Answered
• WSOL — Whiter Shade Of Loud
• VTS — Viper The Sniper
• MERP — Middle Earth Role Playing
• RAP — Ridiculous And Pathetic
• PWS — Pink Whiny Sparkles
• TOD — Toddy Or a Drink
• WMP — Women Money and Power
• LBD — Loud But Deadly
• FTB — Fabulous Tractor Babe
• WWW — We Want Winter
• MES — Mav's Elite Squad
• TG — Trucknology Generation
• RAP — Righteous Anointed People
• ROC — Raps On Contact
• RNC — Respect No Countries
• SAM — Sidewalk Alpha Male
• RSC — Rather Sweet Cables
• SPAM — Some Poop Ass Mail
• TMDL — Too Many Darn Lawyers
• CNA — Clueless Network Administrator
• OED — Oneism Exercised Daily
• GFL — Goats For Life
• DLM — Dollars, Ladies, Mischief
• MMP — Mystery Machine Possee
• BTH — Bio Techno Hero
• SIJ — Shake It, Jacob
• SSS — Sergeant Schutz Staffel

• TBL — The Bottom Liars
• TMA — Tomorrow Morning Airline
• FON — Freaks Of Nature
• BEA — Booger Eaters Of America
• BFL — Benny's Front Lawn
• KHR — Kevin Hearn Rules
• FMC — Freaks Management Crew
• RSVP — Remember to Send Valuable Presents
• STOL — Short Turbulence On Landing
• RA — Ripped Analhole
• RNG — Random Number Gyrator
• SPY — Self Portrait Yaddo
• SCUM — Starfire Crunchers United Many
• UFE — Unhappy Face Empire
• NW — No Windows
• AJD — Always Justify Donuts
• CV — Chicken Vehicle
• ILD — I Love Doyle
• IWO — It's Welbe's Organization
• EKS — Evil Kontractor Skum
• WSTR — We Survived The Renovations
• WWW — Word Wasting Web
• PDD — Pretty Damn Dumb
• QOF — Queen Of Frogs
• PDF — Pigs Do Fly
• SSS — Shoe States Of Saturn
• GCA — Gender Changer Academy
• VBS — Very Busy Summer
• SLAM — Surviving Life After Maryland
• IMO — Ice Man's Obituary
• LRP — Little Rascals Pinoy
• QT — Quacked Totally
• HSR — Hot Shot Rod
• TOM — The Other Marianne
• TMBS — Too Many Beers Syndrome
• TIAC — Turd In A Can
• AHS — All Hail Super
• WCTU — Wild and Crazy Tattooable Underwear
• WAD — Wacky Anime Definitions
• SPAM — Specially Prepared Advertising Material
• CA — Constant Acquisitions
• STP — Stupid Tubby Principal
• TL — Turd Launcher
• PAWS — Personal Automated Wagging System
• RIAA — Ruthless Ignorant and Avaricious
• EE — Everything Everywhere
• ODQ — Other Dumb Questions
• EMMA — Eventually Men Make Animals
• SHIT — Some Heroes Instinctively Trip
• WWW — Wild Weird Web

• CDC — Capital Disease Control
• ISE — Internal Sneezing Error
• WM — Wrap Music
• CMS — Clay Metamorphic Servant
• HTB — Hot Tomato Brains
• FHM — Flakey House Mate
• AZ — Ask Zagi
• PBT — Pizza Box and Toys
• ERG — Evil Rowing Gadget
• RME — Red Moon Evil
• TGIF — To Guys I'm Fabulous
• NRL — National Rap League
• TNT — Total Not Televised
• SUV — Safe Utility Vehicle
• CYF — Can You Fart?
• NOS — Never Offer Service
• CAR — Crashes And Rusts
• GFA — Gargoyles Fanfic Archive
• REF — Ruin Everybodys' Fun
• UCLA — Uptown Cookie and Loaf Academy
• USD — University of Spoiled Daughters
• TD — Tiny Di
• SDM — Single Digit Midgit
• DNR — Don't No Right
• FDE — Future Death Eater
• BRO — Beers R Open
• JAI — Jaimie And I
• APB — All Parishioners Beware
• HOG — Hippies On Grunge
• WBA — Woking Beat Albion
• TWAIN — Tiddle With Ash In Newark
• MBD — Male Bovine Defecation
• TTC — Team Thit Cho
• SR — Squish A Rooney
• WGT — Windows-Gates-Transfer syndrome
• WUYC — What's Under Your Cap?
• HSB — Hot Surprise Beauty
• GORP — Grand Old Rusty Pickup
• TG — Tax Geek
• REDDIT — Reddit Educates Daily Despite Ignorant Trolls
• SSS — Super Silly Slow
• TGM — The Ghetto Mob
• SSS — Seasonal Secret Sisters
• GFO — Great Furless One
• OAS — One Angry Swede
• SAT — Scream Aptitude Test
• TLC — Talking Listening Cleaning
• UCSC — U Can See Cow
• WFA — Williams Feminist Alliance
• SK — Swat Kats

• UNH — The University Of No Holidays
• PES — PEZ Enjoyment Sensor
• WW — Whimsical Weirdie
• WAN — Weirdos Are Nice
• B — The Baddest
• MUH — My Unhandy Hubby
• RSVP — Return Soon Via Phone
• TCU — Texas Criminal University
• RIP — Rest In Pain
• SCO — Slimy Crude Operations
• TL — Tinklefoot Lackey
• PYT — Planet Yumthing
• TKO — The Knock On
• SAGA — Send All Grannies Away