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TMTC
— Too Many To Count
CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
LAN
— Local Area Network
JSYK
— Just So You Know
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
WDYM
— What Do You Mean?
FCFS
— First Come First Served
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
BB
— Bulletin Board
OIC
— Oh I See
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
ISO
— In Search Of
ATM
— At The Moment
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
L8R
— Later
PPL
— People
BTW
— By The Way
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
PLS
— Please
TC
— Take Care
DND
— Do Not Disturb
UFO
— Unidentified Flying Object
WTG
— Way To Go
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
YCDBSOYA
— You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
OTP
— On the Phone
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
BBW
— Big Busted Woman
RP
— Role Play
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
TYVM
— Thank you very much
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
EOF
— End Of File
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
BRT
— Be Right There
SFMJI
— Sorry For My Jumping In
BBL
— Be Back Later
UBI
— Unexplained Beer Injury
BTU
— British Thermal Unit
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
SMH
— Shakes My Head
SB
— Somebody
BOT
— Back on Topic
DS
— Darling Son
DIL
— Daughter-In-Law
PDT
— Pacific Daylight Time
MC
— Master of Ceremonies
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
THX
— Thanks
BRB
— Be right back
JFYI
— Just for Your Information
YABSA
— Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
PTO
— Please Turn Over
DBA
— Doing Business As
BF
— Boyfriend
TY
— Thank You
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
AML
— All My Love
PTL
— Praise The Lord
TTG
— Time-To-Go
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
TX
— Thanks
N/A
— Not Applicable
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
KIT
— Keep In Touch
EOD
— End Of Discussion
UL
— Upload
ITA
— I Totally Agree
ESOSL
— Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
WU
— What's Up?
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
VBG
— Very Big Grin
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
NPV
— Net Present Value {economics}
EMA
— E-Mail Address
NIH
— Not Invented Here
TOC
— Table of Contents
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
AWS
— As We Speak
BOGOF
— Buy One Get One Free
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
LTNS
— Long Time No See
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
TC
— Telephone Call
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
BO
— Body Odor
COD
— Cash On Delivery
OMW
— On My Way
EOD
— End Of Day
PDS
— Please Don't Shout
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
LYMI
— Love You Mean It
IUD
— Insert Usual Disclaimers
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
WB
— Welcome Back
RW
— Real World
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
MB
— Message Board
LA
— Los Angeles
TBD
— To Be Determined
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
BTDTGTTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
IWALU
— I Will Always Love You
TBC
— To Be Continued
NLT
— No Later Than
SMO
— Serious Mode On
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
FFT
— Fast Fourier Transform
NARU
— Not A Registered User
SYL
— See You Later
JK
— Just kidding
CC
— Carbon Copy
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
TOY
— Thinking Of You
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
B/C
— Because
BBS
— Be back soon
CE
— Creative Editing
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
YACC
— Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
AFC
— Away from Computer
AYPI
— And Your Point Is?
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
DYODD
— Do Your Own Due Diligence
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
PGP
— Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
BTA
— But Then Again
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
TBC
— To Be Confirmed
TINSTAAFL
— There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
SAF
— Single Asian Female
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
SYITM
— See You in the Morning
YHBM
— You Have Bin Mail
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
FE
— Fatal Error
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
YANETUT
— You Are Not Expected to Understand This
LUN
— Logical Unit Number
NIMTO
— Not In My Term of Office
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
RMB
— Right Mouse Button
THD
— Total Harmonic Distortion
MHS
— Message Handling System (electronic)
TEOTWAWKI
— The End Of The World As We Know It
OTP
— One Time Password
TYT
— Take Your Time
SYS
— See You Soon
NRFB
— Never Removed From Box
ASO
— And So On
MIMO
— Multiple Input, Multiple Output
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
YKWIM
— You Know What I Mean
JAT
— Just A Thought
SAYOR
— Speak At Your Own Risk
WYLABOCTGWTR
— Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
JAUA
— Just Another Useless Answer
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
CO
— Conference
JIT
— Just in time
OBEX
— Object Exchange Protocol
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
CIA
— Cash In Advance
WOTAM
— Waste of Time and Money
YBTMFML
— You Belong to Me Forever My Love
RTS
— Ready To Send
WG
— Wicked Grin
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
PMA
— Physical Medium Attachment
MU
— Miss You
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
BRH
— Be Right Here
WAB
— Windows Address Book
OTK
— Over The Knee
UBD
— User Brain Damage
CO
— Company
NA
— Not Applicable
BANANA
— Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BBB
— Busy Beyond Belief
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
NMJ
— Not My Job
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
WADR
— With All Due Respect
PICNIC
— Problem in Chair Not in Computer
PMA
— Positive Mental Attitude
NL
— New Line
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
JC
— Just Curious
LED
— law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
KCBIWIYWI
— Keep Coming Back, it Works If You Work it
SFP
— Small Form-factor Pluggable
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
OOO
— Out Of Office
SLR
— Single Lens Reflex
DRT
— Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
BKA
— Better Known As
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
TUFD
— The User File Died
WYLASOMWTC
— Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
N/A
— Not Available
JAS
— Just A Second
YMMD
— You Made My Day
QQ
— Quick Question
DW
— Don't Worry
OOAD
— Object Oriented Analysis and Design
PITA
— Pain In The Association
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
PBM
— Play By Mail
NIMH
— Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
CDT
— Central Daylight Time
UL
— Urban Legend
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
VHTF
— Very Hard To Find
LTO
— Linear Tape-Open
NDA
— Non-Disclosure Agreement
YGLT
— You're Gonna Love This
LSP
— Less Sensitive Person
YHGASPL
— You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
YDAGWYW
— You Don't Always Get What You Want
VES
— Very Evil Smile
JMO
— Just My Opinion
AYK
— As You Know
LUWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
NOP
— No Operation
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
MNC
— Mother Nature Calls
DST
— Daylight Saving Time
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
LD
— Long Distance
BFFAE
— Best Friends Forever And Ever" or "Best Friends For All Eternity
OMG
— Oh, my God!
PBCAK
— Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
EOT
— End Of Transmission
LJBF
— Let's Just Be Friends
JFF
— Just For Fun
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
LEP
— Light Emitting Polymer
WYMM
— Will You Marry Me?
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
CTRN
— Can't Talk Right Now
DCOM
— Distributed Component Object Model
NA
— Not Available
BRS
— Big Red Switch
KUTGSAWYAD
— Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
YHGMTPO
— You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ...
CFN
— Ciao for Now
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
OOT
— Out Of Town
IYKWIMAITYD
— If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
OJT
— On the Job Training
IYO
— In Your Opinion
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
AIR
— As I Remember
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
PCB
— Please Call Back
BICBW
— But I Could Be Wrong
NBTD
— Nothing Better to Do
RFD
— Request For Discussion
NLI
— Not Logged In
IYD
— In Your Dreams
BLNT
— Better Luck Next Time
TTTH
— Talk to the Hand
DNA
— Did Not Answer
RYS
— Read Your Screen
TAY
— Thinking about you
SJM
— Single Jewish Male
MMA
— Meet me at
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
RFT
— Request For Thinking
JAO
— Just Another Observer
DYHWIH
— Do You Hear What I Hear
WDYLL
— What Do You Look Like
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
WBS
— Write Back Soon
LOLAK
— Lots of Love and Kisses
DRA
— Don't Recognize Acronyms
PTB
— Powers That Be
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
TBNT
— Thanks But No Thanks
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
PVC
— Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
YHTBT
— You Had To Be There
SLP
— Super Long Play
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
FCS
— First Customer Ship
YSS
— You Suck Severely
OFS
— One Finger Salute
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
MMF
— Make Money Fast
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
TBDL
— To Be Discussed Later
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
TBDML
— To Be Discussed Much Later
MEG
— Mega Evil Grin
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
B2W
— Back to Work
TT
— Take That
PLMKO
— Please Let Me Know Ok
TBE
— To Be Expected
WDTM
— What Does That Mean
LULU
— Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
MIB
— Management Information Base (ATM)
KIS
— Keep It Simple
EOY
— End-Of-Year
NX
— No Execute (Microsoft)
YVMW
— You're Very Much Welcome
DWB
— Don't Write Back
TIE
— Take It Easy
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
WTTC
— Welcome To The Club
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
BH
— Better Half
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
RYO
— Roll Your Own
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
DYT
— Don't You Think?
IWIK
— I Wish I Knew
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
WNOHGB
— Where No One Has Gone Before
BOOTP
— Bootstrap Protocol
SEP
— September
ITYS
— I Told You So
JFG
— Just for Grins
MOC
— Mint On Card
LD
— Later Dude
JBOD
— Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
AYT
— Are You There
YKYB
— You Know You've Been
DW
— Dear Wife
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
PEST
— Please Excuse Slow Typing
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
OW
— Oh Well
AIH
— As It Happens
TFTT
— Thanks for the Tip
DKU
— Drop Kick Ugly
MUSM
— Miss You So Much (chat)
YHL
— You Have Lost
NAND
— Not And
SBF
— Single Black Female
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BFOG
— Blouse Full Of Goodies
DEU
— Dumb End User
SSID
— Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
MHM
— Members Helping Members
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
DLG
— Devilish Little Grin
DMML
— Don't Make Me Laugh
IWBIWISI
— I Will Believe It When I See It
DNFTT
— Do Not Feed the Trolls
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
STW
— Search the Web
DYE
— Damn Your Eyes
BCP
— Best Current Practice
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
BMOC
— big man on campus
LLAP
— Live Long And Prosper
PVP
— Player Versus Player
IWBS
— I Was Being Stupid
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
NTDWI
— Nothing To Do With It
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
BMHATW
— Banging My Head Against the Wall
YMBJ
— You Must Be Joking
UOM
— Unit Of Measure
CFD
— Call For Discussion
EMS
— E-Mail Shorthand
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
LSHTTARDML
— Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
SJF
— Single Jewish Female
J/K
— Just Kidding
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
PLBKAC
— Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
SOW
— Speaking of Which
RTS
— Read the Screen
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
DUI
— driving under the influence of alcohol
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
BFFL
— Best friends for life
DBCS
— Double-Byte Character Set
PTM
— Please Tell Me
CIL
— critical items list
UART
— Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
AGP
— Advanced Graphics Port
ITMOHE
— If the Monitor Only Had Eyes
RP
— romantic partner
BIC
— Best in Class
CTP
— Computer to plate
DWOL
— Drunk while on line
OTL
— Out To Lunch
OOO
— Out Of Order
PMPO
— Peak Music Power Output
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
ROFPML
— Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
ROTFLAS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Snorting
LBL
— Label
CTTS
— Cute Things They Say
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
LOLBAY
— Laughing Out Loud Back At You
OAO
— Over and Out
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
DWKOTL
— Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
RTV
— Return To Vendor
OPM
— Other People's Money
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
AYF
— All Your Fault
EOB
— End Of Business
TAF
— That's All Folks
UBE
— Unsolicited Bulk Email
BMGWL
— Busting My Gut with Laughter
OOI
— Out of Interest
MOF
— Matter of Fact
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
EAEC
— East Asia Economic Caucus
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
DPKOL
— Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
COTFLGOHAHA
— Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
VBR
— Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
OTD
— out the door (discharged
SFF
— Small-Form-Factor
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
SCSI
— System Can't See It
EMP
— Excessive Multiple Posting
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
TEOTD
— The end of the day
BWKOL
— Big Wet Kiss On The Lips
WOM
— Word of Mouth
TBYB
— Try Before You Buy
ETX
— End of Text
DWKOTA
— Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
AMF
— Adios, My Friend
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
WAM
— Wait A Minute
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
YOYOW
— You Own Your Own Words
FIOFY
— Figure It Out for Yourself
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
CPI
— characters per inch
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
BMTA
— Brilliant Minds Think Alike
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
LMS
— Let Me See
DWIMNWIS
— Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
SOSO
— Same Old, Same-Old
BOTE
— Back-Of-The-Envelope
TCB
— Trouble Came Back
EAD
— Encoded Archival Description
AOBTD
— Another One Bites the Dust
WAB
— What A Bummer
YD
— Yesterday
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
TLG
— The Living God
DOF
— degree of freedom
MBM
— Magnetic Bubble Memory
DLN
— Don't Leave Now
TVM
— Thanks Very Much
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
YAP
— Yet Another Ploy
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
MHO
— My Humble Opinion
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
BKAM
— Between Keyboard And Monitor
LIU
— LAN Interface Unit
CTTD
— Cute Things They Do
DMCA
— Digital Millennium Copyright Act
POS
— Person Over Shoulder
COI
— Come On In
LKG
— Last Known Good
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
KYHOOYA
— Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
TTYLMF
— Talk to You Later My Friend
PMFJIH
— Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
SFSG
— So Far So Good
DTA
— Don't Trust Anybody
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
NOOTO
— Nothing Out of the Ordinary
LMC
— Lost My Connection
TGTF
— Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
WCTYBTWHTKY
— We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
BUNDY
— But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
NTIM
— Not That It Matters
LBL
— Labour Behind the Label
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
EMP
— Electro Magnetic Pulse
AWGTHTGTATA
— Are We Going to Have to Go Through All This Again?
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
BOTEC
— Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
RBS
— Really Big Screen
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
LOI
— Lack of Interest
TWYT
— That's What You Think
MFT
— Master File Table
BGUTI
— Better Get Used to It
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
BMHATK
— Banging My Head Against the Keyboard
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
D/L
— Download
RTT
— Round Trip Timer
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
RTI
— Real Time Interruption
MIB
— Mint In Box
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
CBL
— Come Back Later
DNF
— Did Not Finish (Race)
TSDMC
— Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
ATEOTLYWBAT
— At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
WTTRW
— Welcome to the Real World
AWYR
— Awaiting Your Reply
BB
— Bye-Bye
SHCOON
— Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose
ROGLOL
— Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
WUGAC
— When yoU Get A Chance
NIITB
— Nip it in the Bud
BISS
— Because I Say So
WYMOWS
— Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
MSCEA
— My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
BFMI
— Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
TTFF
— Time To First Fix
YKYARW
— You Know You'Re A Redneck when
TOH
— The other half
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO
— Rolling on the Floor Scaring the Cat Laughing My Ass and Other Body Parts Off
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
WYGAC
— When You Get A Chance
ISBAB
— I Should have Bought A Book
NS
— Nice Shot
WDYC
— Who Do I Call
WOA
— Work of Art
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
TPSS
— This Program Sucks Severely
OPP
— Other People's Problems
EOS
— End of Show
IYDMMA
— If You Don't Mind Me Asking
DEGT
— Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
WORM
— Write-Once, Read-Many
EIF
— Exercise In Futility
TNPP
— Telocator Network Paging Protocol
TMTLTBMG
— There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
BOHOF
— Back Of Hand On Forehead
OJ
— Only Joking
YD
— You'Re Dead
NAGI
— Not A Good Idea
LSHIH
— Laughing So Hard It Hurts
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
BAD
— Broken as designed
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
VBEG
— Very Big Evil Grin
DWPKOL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
TYVL
— Thank You Very Little
WYSIAYG
— What You See Is All You Get
WBASAP
— Write Back As Soon As Possible
DTTAH
— Don't Try This At Home
LOLAROTG
— Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
PYS
— Pack Your Stuff
DUCWIC
— Do You See What I See?
TWTST
— That Will Take Some Thought
UTT
— Under The Table
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
LMCOA
— Lost My Connection Once Again
MBCS
— Multi-Byte Character Set
LALL
— Live and Let Live
ITSFWI
— If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
MOS
— Member of the Opposite Sex
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
BTAICBW
— But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
MOF
— Male or Female
WBMBF
— Wanna Be My Boy Friend
IYW
— If You Wish
EMSG
— Email Message
ITRW
— In The Real World
DWPKOTL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kissed On The Lips
ITWSBT
— I Think We Should Be Told
NR
— No Reserve
NINO
— Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
COTFL
— Crawling on the Floor Laughing
SFT
— Sorry For That
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
CPF
— Can Pigs Fly?
ROFLAHMSL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
SUFID
— Screwing Up Face in Disgust
CE
— Common Era (substitute for AD)
KIBO
— Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
TTSP
— This Too Shall Pass
TIME
— Tears In My Eyes
NIAA
— No Idea At All
SMMWO
— Shut My Mouth Wide Open
LDTO
— Lets Ditch This One
WYSBANRTWYG
— What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
ROFLOL
— Rolling on floor laughing out loud
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
YYBBHH
— Yeh Yeh Beep Beep Honk Honk
KGB
— Known Good Board
VWS
— Very Wicked Smile
NR
— Near Reality
JTYMLTK
— Just Thought You Might Like to Know
SWYP
— So What's Your Problem
DUCT
— Did You See That
OD
— Oh Dear
OTTOMHAROO
— Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
TFTHAOT
— Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TYCLO
— Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
WYGIWYPF
— What You Get Is What You Pay For
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
NYP
— Not Your Problem
WYSLPG
— What You See Looks Pretty Good
SOTA
— State Of The Art
TIMTOWTDI
— There Is More Than One Way To Do It
KYFC
— Keep Your Fingers Crossed
TAFT
— That's A Frightening Thought
CSS
— can't stop smiling
FETLA
— Further Extended Three-Letter Acronym
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
SBM
— Single Black Male
LOBNH
— Lights on But Nobody Home
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
WYBMADIITY
— Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
NN
— Night Night" or "No Need" or "Not Nice
BWK
— Big Wet Kiss
IROOC
— I've Run Out of Cigarettes
WYSIWYD
— What You See Is What You Deserve
LBL
— Large Box Label
M2M
— Machine to Machine, Mobile
ROFTTPOF
— Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
LOIS
— Laughing on the Inside
TEI
— Total Economic Impact
ITAH
— Is There Anybody Here
NTTAWWT
— Not That There's Anything Wrong with That
RMW
— Read-Modify-Write
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
OSIM
— Oh Shoot It's Monday
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
DTHT
— Delighted to Hear That
NYCTMI
— Now You Come to Mention It
TLTBT
— Too Ludicrous to Be True
DLMBM
— Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
DYSWIS
— Do You See What I See
LTHTT
— Laughing Too Hard to Type
WYGIWYG
— What You Get Is What You Get
WNDITWB
— We Never Did It This Way Before
KTCOOTN
— Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
LSFIAB
— Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
LTBF
— Learn to Be Funny
CDIWY
— couldn't do it without you
DIIN
— Damned If I Know
TYLE
— Took You Long Enough
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
ISAGN
— I See A Great Need
WBMGF
— Wanna Be My Girl Friend
NMH
— Not Much Here
OTA
— Over The Air
WTTM
— Without Thinking Too Much
ITT
— In This Thread
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
NAHW
— Not A Happy Woman
TIWTGLGG
— This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
SAHM
— Stay at Home Mum
ROFLMHO
— Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off
LOHICA
— Look Out, Here It Comes Again
NIME
— Not in My Experience
MOSPF
— Multicast Open Shortest Path First
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
SWM
— Single White Male
NTIBOA
— Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
BYKTA
— But You Knew That Already
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
CUAOP
— Cracking Up All Over the Place
NTOOT
— Nine Times Out of Ten
ROFLASC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
YMMVG
— Your Mileage May Vary Greatly
NTTFLS
— Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
TFN
— Thanks for Nothing
NOYL
— Not On Your Life
MCIBTY
— My Computer Is Better Than Yours
JASE
— Just Another System Error
POAHF
— Put on A Happy Face
PMFI
— Problem Magically Fixed Itself
PUNTS
— People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
VWG
— Very Wicked Grin
ITRO
— In the Region Of
MPTY
— More Power to You
WAEF
— When All Else Fails
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
SBD
— Silent But Deadly
NTIMM
— Not That It Matters Much
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
TSWC
— Tell Someone Who Cares
LOFLOL
— Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud
OT1H
— On The One Hand
LSHMSB
— Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst
WTMPI
— Way Too Much Personal Information
PG
— Pretty Good
DMY
— Day Month Year
WYGIWYAF
— What You Get Is What You Asked for
WYSINEWYGBIC
— What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
BNSCD
— But Now Something Completely Different
NIDWTC
— No I Don't Want to Chat
OJ
— Orange Juice
SYUTH
— Smack You Upside the Head
LSHIPMP
— Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
MBUC
— Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
LSHMSH
— Laughing So Hard My Sides Hurt
TNLNSL
— Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook
WUASTC
— Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
YWEL
— You'Re Welcome Even Less
SBB
— Stupid Beyond Belief
JMOOC
— Just My Opinion of Course
MILG
— Make it Look Good
WIGAC
— When I Get A Chance
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
NIMFYE
— Not In My Front Yard Either
YABR
— You Are Being Replaced
KIQ
— Keep It Quiet
TPAE
— The Possibilities Are Endless
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
KYHOOTW
— Keep Your Head Out of the Water
POSSLQ
— Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
NIT
— Not in Therapy
SUNOILTY
— Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
NICBDAT
— Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
NYM
— New York Minute
SWCOC
— Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
JPW
— Just Plain Weird
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
KITB
— Kick in the Butt
SEP
— Signalling End Point
PCO
— Please Carry On
JTYWWTK
— Just Thought You Would Want to Know
PITBY
— Put It in Their Back Yard
WRATGAS
— Who Really and Truly Gives A Shit
LWR
— Launch When Ready
WTHDTM
— What The Hell Does That Mean?
ROFLOLVH
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
SWDYRTW
— Since When do You Rule the Web?
MCIBTYC
— My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer
PTMYA
— Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
YKIYEI
— You Killed It, You Eat It
OTOOH
— On the Other Other Hand
TTBE
— That's to Be Expected
LSKOL
— Long Slow Kiss on the Lips
IUTKATS
— I Used to Know All That Stuff
NAHM
— Not A Happy Man
TABYAS
— Thinking All But You Are Stupid
VWD
— Very Well Done
PG
— Parental Guidance
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasurable
TOBAL
— There Oughta Be A Law
ROFLWPIMP
— Rolling on Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing in My Pants
MIASGB
— Make it A Short Goodbye
PEKUSH
— Press Every Key Until Something Happens
TWYAS
— That's What You All Say
ROT
— Rule of Thumb
TTMNR
— Take The Money aNd Run
DK
— Don't known
TGFTCL
— Thank God For The Chat Line
WSLS
— Win Some, Lose Some
ROTFLBTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Her
NTL
— NoneTheLess
WWYL
— When Will You Learn
IOWTBT
— I Only Want To Be Told
PCYLIHOONL
— Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
MWMT
— Mint with mint tags
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
PEBMAC
— Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair
TTM
— To the Moderator
RAEBNC
— Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
LFS
— Large File Support
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
SC
— Stay Cool
TMSHTF
— Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
DYHAGF
— Do You Have A Girlfriend
OMKC
— On My Knees Crying
ROTFLMAAOBPO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
WYTTIWTK
— What You Tell Them Is What They Know
ITSM
— IT Service Management
YWAM
— Youth With A Mission
IYL
— If You Like
WAMKSAM
— Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
NCB
— Never Change Baby
RLCO
— Real Life Conference
ROFUTS
— Rolling on Floor Unable to Speak
FDROTFL
— Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
SYT
— See You Tonight
WDOI
— Wouldn't Dream Of It
LDWPKOL
— Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
SBID
— Shitty But It'll Do
NR
— Nearest Relative
LSHMBA
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
SIMMS
— Single Inline Memory Modules
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
TTKSF
— Trying To Keep a Straight Face
WPKOL
— Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
NPNG
— No Pain No Gain
IWBN
— It Would Be Nice
WFHIT
— What Fresh Hell Is This?
TPS
— This Program Sucks
WTSDS
— Where The Sun Don't Shine
TADT
— They All do That
WTMKF
— Welcome To My Kill Filter
WYTYSYDG
— What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
NPLU
— Not People Like Us
DYHABF
— Do You Have A Boyfriend
WGACA
— What Goes Around Comes Around
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
DBAI
— Designed By An Idiot
ROFLKAS
— Rolling On Floor Laughing, Kicking And Screaming
NR
— near Ripon
ROTFLSTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
OUSU
— Oh, You Shut Up
TTLFN
— That's The Lot For Now
POM
— Phase Of The Moon
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLMTO
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Tail Off
WYSOH
— Where's Your Sense Of Humour
UIAM
— Unless I Am Mistaken
TFDS
— That's For Damn Sure
MOTM
— Member of the Month
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Him
TJATAW
— Truth Justice and the American Way
NTDBWY
— Nice To Do Business With You
SAHM
— Stay at home mummies
SBCN
— Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
WP
— Well Put
NQWI
— Not Quite With It
WTY
— Waving To You
YD
— Yesterday's Dream
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