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CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
TMTC
— Too Many To Count
LAN
— Local Area Network
N/A
— Not Applicable
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
JSYK
— Just So You Know
OTP
— On the Phone
WDYM
— What Do You Mean?
PPL
— People
OIC
— Oh I See
L8R
— Later
RP
— Role Play
ATM
— At The Moment
DND
— Do Not Disturb
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
JK
— Just kidding
PLS
— Please
FCFS
— First Come First Served
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YABSA
— Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
YHBM
— You Have Bin Mail
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
BTW
— By The Way
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
THX
— Thanks
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
OBEX
— Object Exchange Protocol
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
YHGMTPO
— You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ...
TC
— Take Care
ISO
— In Search Of
YBTMFML
— You Belong to Me Forever My Love
YHGASPL
— You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
YANETUT
— You Are Not Expected to Understand This
BB
— Bulletin Board
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
DYODD
— Do Your Own Due Diligence
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
JAUA
— Just Another Useless Answer
YDAGWYW
— You Don't Always Get What You Want
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
KCBIWIYWI
— Keep Coming Back, it Works If You Work it
WTG
— Way To Go
PDT
— Pacific Daylight Time
BBL
— Be Back Later
WDYLL
— What Do You Look Like
JFYI
— Just for Your Information
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
YCDBSOYA
— You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
BTU
— British Thermal Unit
TYVM
— Thank you very much
BBW
— Big Busted Woman
BOT
— Back on Topic
UFO
— Unidentified Flying Object
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
BRB
— Be right back
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
TX
— Thanks
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
TYT
— Take Your Time
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
WB
— Welcome Back
COD
— Cash On Delivery
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
DS
— Darling Son
DBA
— Doing Business As
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
EOF
— End Of File
NPV
— Net Present Value {economics}
DIL
— Daughter-In-Law
SB
— Somebody
EOD
— End Of Day
BF
— Boyfriend
OOO
— Out Of Office
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
KIT
— Keep In Touch
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
BRT
— Be Right There
SFMJI
— Sorry For My Jumping In
TY
— Thank You
AML
— All My Love
PTO
— Please Turn Over
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
TBD
— To Be Determined
SMH
— Shakes My Head
OMW
— On My Way
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
BBS
— Be back soon
PBCAK
— Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
NDA
— Non-Disclosure Agreement
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
TAY
— Thinking about you
JIT
— Just in time
PGP
— Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
DKU
— Drop Kick Ugly
MC
— Master of Ceremonies
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
OJT
— On the Job Training
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
PTL
— Praise The Lord
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
OTP
— One Time Password
UBI
— Unexplained Beer Injury
EMA
— E-Mail Address
NIH
— Not Invented Here
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
TOY
— Thinking Of You
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
TUFD
— The User File Died
VHTF
— Very Hard To Find
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
OMG
— Oh, my God!
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
TTG
— Time-To-Go
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
PICNIC
— Problem in Chair Not in Computer
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
CC
— Carbon Copy
VBG
— Very Big Grin
WU
— What's Up?
CDT
— Central Daylight Time
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
FFT
— Fast Fourier Transform
BTDTGTTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
EOD
— End Of Discussion
UL
— Upload
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
TBC
— To Be Confirmed
WYMM
— Will You Marry Me?
BO
— Body Odor
AWS
— As We Speak
MEG
— Mega Evil Grin
LTNS
— Long Time No See
NLT
— No Later Than
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
SMO
— Serious Mode On
TINSTAAFL
— There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
LUN
— Logical Unit Number
IWALU
— I Will Always Love You
RW
— Real World
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
YKWIM
— You Know What I Mean
TOC
— Table of Contents
ESOSL
— Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
NMJ
— Not My Job
CO
— Company
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
CE
— Creative Editing
AFC
— Away from Computer
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
TC
— Telephone Call
LED
— law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
TBC
— To Be Continued
NARU
— Not A Registered User
SYL
— See You Later
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
PMA
— Physical Medium Attachment
MU
— Miss You
NIMTO
— Not In My Term of Office
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
DRT
— Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
B/C
— Because
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
AYPI
— And Your Point Is?
BOGOF
— Buy One Get One Free
ITA
— I Totally Agree
BFFAE
— Best Friends Forever And Ever" or "Best Friends For All Eternity
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
UOM
— Unit Of Measure
MB
— Message Board
LYMI
— Love You Mean It
IUD
— Insert Usual Disclaimers
LA
— Los Angeles
BTA
— But Then Again
EOY
— End-Of-Year
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
YACC
— Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
MHS
— Message Handling System (electronic)
EOT
— End Of Transmission
KUTGSAWYAD
— Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
JMO
— Just My Opinion
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
PDS
— Please Don't Shout
OFS
— One Finger Salute
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
SYS
— See You Soon
RMB
— Right Mouse Button
SAF
— Single Asian Female
BBB
— Busy Beyond Belief
NA
— Not Applicable
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
MIMO
— Multiple Input, Multiple Output
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
OOAD
— Object Oriented Analysis and Design
YVMW
— You're Very Much Welcome
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
SAYOR
— Speak At Your Own Risk
DCOM
— Distributed Component Object Model
SSID
— Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
TEOTWAWKI
— The End Of The World As We Know It
THD
— Total Harmonic Distortion
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
OTK
— Over The Knee
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
FE
— Fatal Error
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
RFD
— Request For Discussion
NL
— New Line
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
PITA
— Pain In The Association
ASO
— And So On
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
CIA
— Cash In Advance
WG
— Wicked Grin
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
LULU
— Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
IYKWIMAITYD
— If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
JC
— Just Curious
SJM
— Single Jewish Male
RTS
— Ready To Send
FCS
— First Customer Ship
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
NIMH
— Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
YMMD
— You Made My Day
QQ
— Quick Question
TT
— Take That
NRFB
— Never Removed From Box
NA
— Not Available
AIR
— As I Remember
CO
— Conference
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
WADR
— With All Due Respect
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
SYITM
— See You in the Morning
RTV
— Return To Vendor
BRH
— Be Right Here
WAB
— Windows Address Book
BANANA
— Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
PTB
— Powers That Be
JAS
— Just A Second
DW
— Don't Worry
WYLASOMWTC
— Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
N/A
— Not Available
WOTAM
— Waste of Time and Money
LTO
— Linear Tape-Open
LJBF
— Let's Just Be Friends
TWYT
— That's What You Think
PCB
— Please Call Back
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
PBM
— Play By Mail
WYLABOCTGWTR
— Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
PVC
— Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
DNA
— Did Not Answer
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
AYK
— As You Know
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
BKA
— Better Known As
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
JBOD
— Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
MIB
— Management Information Base (ATM)
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
NOP
— No Operation
DST
— Daylight Saving Time
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
LSP
— Less Sensitive Person
LD
— Long Distance
SLR
— Single Lens Reflex
BMOC
— big man on campus
UBD
— User Brain Damage
LKG
— Last Known Good
PMA
— Positive Mental Attitude
BH
— Better Half
MMA
— Meet me at
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
JFF
— Just For Fun
SFP
— Small Form-factor Pluggable
BRS
— Big Red Switch
JAT
— Just A Thought
LUWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
IYO
— In Your Opinion
AYT
— Are You There
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
BOOTP
— Bootstrap Protocol
CFN
— Ciao for Now
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
BCP
— Best Current Practice
DW
— Dear Wife
OW
— Oh Well
DLG
— Devilish Little Grin
LEP
— Light Emitting Polymer
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
SBF
— Single Black Female
YGLT
— You're Gonna Love This
EOB
— End Of Business
MNC
— Mother Nature Calls
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
OOT
— Out Of Town
WBS
— Write Back Soon
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
RYS
— Read Your Screen
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
DWB
— Don't Write Back
LD
— Later Dude
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
OTD
— out the door (discharged
VES
— Very Evil Smile
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
RFT
— Request For Thinking
BLNT
— Better Luck Next Time
LBL
— Label
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
UL
— Urban Legend
DBCS
— Double-Byte Character Set
TBE
— To Be Expected
YSS
— You Suck Severely
NLI
— Not Logged In
SLP
— Super Long Play
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
SOSO
— Same Old, Same-Old
CFD
— Call For Discussion
JAO
— Just Another Observer
MOC
— Mint On Card
BICBW
— But I Could Be Wrong
TEOTD
— The end of the day
DRA
— Don't Recognize Acronyms
MUSM
— Miss You So Much (chat)
YHTBT
— You Had To Be There
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
PMPO
— Peak Music Power Output
DNFTT
— Do Not Feed the Trolls
NX
— No Execute (Microsoft)
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
IWIK
— I Wish I Knew
SOW
— Speaking of Which
NBTD
— Nothing Better to Do
TBDML
— To Be Discussed Much Later
VBR
— Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
RP
— romantic partner
TFTT
— Thanks for the Tip
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
DYHWIH
— Do You Hear What I Hear
TBNT
— Thanks But No Thanks
LOLAK
— Lots of Love and Kisses
YKYB
— You Know You've Been
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
IYD
— In Your Dreams
SEP
— September
WDTM
— What Does That Mean
TTTH
— Talk to the Hand
CTRN
— Can't Talk Right Now
AYF
— All Your Fault
AOBTD
— Another One Bites the Dust
RTS
— Read the Screen
PEST
— Please Excuse Slow Typing
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
DYE
— Damn Your Eyes
OAO
— Over and Out
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
KIS
— Keep It Simple
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
RYO
— Roll Your Own
PLBKAC
— Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
TBDL
— To Be Discussed Later
B2W
— Back to Work
PLMKO
— Please Let Me Know Ok
MHM
— Members Helping Members
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
TIE
— Take It Easy
J/K
— Just Kidding
TBYB
— Try Before You Buy
PTM
— Please Tell Me
DYT
— Don't You Think?
UART
— Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
BFOG
— Blouse Full Of Goodies
TLG
— The Living God
MMF
— Make Money Fast
YHL
— You Have Lost
TTSP
— This Too Shall Pass
TAF
— That's All Folks
OTL
— Out To Lunch
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
CIL
— critical items list
NAND
— Not And
AIH
— As It Happens
WNOHGB
— Where No One Has Gone Before
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
NS
— Nice Shot
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
DEU
— Dumb End User
STW
— Search the Web
WORM
— Write-Once, Read-Many
DOF
— degree of freedom
PVP
— Player Versus Player
LLAP
— Live Long And Prosper
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
WTTC
— Welcome To The Club
BOTE
— Back-Of-The-Envelope
WAB
— What A Bummer
WOA
— Work of Art
EMS
— E-Mail Shorthand
WOM
— Word of Mouth
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
ETX
— End of Text
COTFL
— Crawling on the Floor Laughing
OOI
— Out of Interest
CPI
— characters per inch
DUI
— driving under the influence of alcohol
WYGAC
— When You Get A Chance
LMCOA
— Lost My Connection Once Again
EAEC
— East Asia Economic Caucus
DWOL
— Drunk while on line
ROFPML
— Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
OPM
— Other People's Money
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
ITYS
— I Told You So
NR
— Near Reality
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
MFT
— Master File Table
AGP
— Advanced Graphics Port
UBE
— Unsolicited Bulk Email
MOF
— Matter of Fact
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
CTP
— Computer to plate
LSHTTARDML
— Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
NINO
— Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
DWKOTA
— Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
BFFL
— Best friends for life
BISS
— Because I Say So
NTDWI
— Nothing To Do With It
OOO
— Out Of Order
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
DMCA
— Digital Millennium Copyright Act
BMHATW
— Banging My Head Against the Wall
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
ROTFLAS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Snorting
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
SFF
— Small-Form-Factor
BIC
— Best in Class
JFG
— Just for Grins
TGTF
— Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
DTTAH
— Don't Try This At Home
UTT
— Under The Table
LOI
— Lack of Interest
DWKOTL
— Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
SJF
— Single Jewish Female
WCTYBTWHTKY
— We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
D/L
— Download
IWBIWISI
— I Will Believe It When I See It
RTT
— Round Trip Timer
BAD
— Broken as designed
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
BMGWL
— Busting My Gut with Laughter
ITMOHE
— If the Monitor Only Had Eyes
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
SMMWO
— Shut My Mouth Wide Open
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
EAD
— Encoded Archival Description
COTFLGOHAHA
— Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
BFMI
— Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
DMML
— Don't Make Me Laugh
ITRW
— In The Real World
YD
— You'Re Dead
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
EMP
— Excessive Multiple Posting
OPP
— Other People's Problems
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
COI
— Come On In
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
IWBS
— I Was Being Stupid
YD
— Yesterday
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
BOTEC
— Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
YMBJ
— You Must Be Joking
KYHOOYA
— Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
LIU
— LAN Interface Unit
TFN
— Thanks for Nothing
TTYLMF
— Talk to You Later My Friend
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
AWYR
— Awaiting Your Reply
CTTS
— Cute Things They Say
DWIMNWIS
— Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
LMC
— Lost My Connection
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
WAM
— Wait A Minute
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
LOLBAY
— Laughing Out Loud Back At You
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
NOOTO
— Nothing Out of the Ordinary
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
LOLAROTG
— Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
TYLE
— Took You Long Enough
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
TIMTOWTDI
— There Is More Than One Way To Do It
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
TCB
— Trouble Came Back
DPKOL
— Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
M2M
— Machine to Machine, Mobile
MBM
— Magnetic Bubble Memory
DLN
— Don't Leave Now
RTI
— Real Time Interruption
TNPP
— Telocator Network Paging Protocol
WYMOWS
— Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
PYS
— Pack Your Stuff
YAP
— Yet Another Ploy
DTA
— Don't Trust Anybody
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
WUGAC
— When yoU Get A Chance
AMF
— Adios, My Friend
NIMFYE
— Not In My Front Yard Either
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
DEGT
— Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
BKAM
— Between Keyboard And Monitor
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
LSKOL
— Long Slow Kiss on the Lips
WTTRW
— Welcome to the Real World
BB
— Bye-Bye
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
SCSI
— System Can't See It
SFT
— Sorry For That
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
FIOFY
— Figure It Out for Yourself
TTFF
— Time To First Fix
YOYOW
— You Own Your Own Words
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
WBMBF
— Wanna Be My Boy Friend
CBL
— Come Back Later
NTIM
— Not That It Matters
EOS
— End of Show
EMP
— Electro Magnetic Pulse
SHCOON
— Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose
NN
— Night Night" or "No Need" or "Not Nice
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
EMSG
— Email Message
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
MHO
— My Humble Opinion
DUCT
— Did You See That
IYW
— If You Wish
OTA
— Over The Air
OJ
— Only Joking
CPF
— Can Pigs Fly?
POS
— Person Over Shoulder
BWKOL
— Big Wet Kiss On The Lips
RBS
— Really Big Screen
OD
— Oh Dear
NR
— No Reserve
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
ROFLAHMSL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
CSS
— can't stop smiling
TMTLTBMG
— There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
MIB
— Mint In Box
CTTD
— Cute Things They Do
NAGI
— Not A Good Idea
BGUTI
— Better Get Used to It
VWS
— Very Wicked Smile
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
MOF
— Male or Female
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
MOS
— Member of the Opposite Sex
TSDMC
— Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
ATEOTLYWBAT
— At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
TOH
— The other half
WBMGF
— Wanna Be My Girl Friend
EIF
— Exercise In Futility
SBD
— Silent But Deadly
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
SWYP
— So What's Your Problem
WYBMADIITY
— Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
WBASAP
— Write Back As Soon As Possible
KYFC
— Keep Your Fingers Crossed
CE
— Common Era (substitute for AD)
TIME
— Tears In My Eyes
JTYMLTK
— Just Thought You Might Like to Know
BMTA
— Brilliant Minds Think Alike
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
VBEG
— Very Big Evil Grin
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
WDYC
— Who Do I Call
NYP
— Not Your Problem
TIWTGLGG
— This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TYVL
— Thank You Very Little
DNF
— Did Not Finish (Race)
TVM
— Thanks Very Much
DUCWIC
— Do You See What I See?
SBM
— Single Black Male
ISBAB
— I Should have Bought A Book
OJ
— Orange Juice
NIITB
— Nip it in the Bud
SOTA
— State Of The Art
YYBBHH
— Yeh Yeh Beep Beep Honk Honk
AWGTHTGTATA
— Are We Going to Have to Go Through All This Again?
TSWC
— Tell Someone Who Cares
PMFJIH
— Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
TEI
— Total Economic Impact
NYCTMI
— Now You Come to Mention It
LMS
— Let Me See
ITSFWI
— If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
WYSIWYD
— What You See Is What You Deserve
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
JASE
— Just Another System Error
YKYARW
— You Know You'Re A Redneck when
BTAICBW
— But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
ITSM
— IT Service Management
WYSBANRTWYG
— What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
MBCS
— Multi-Byte Character Set
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
SFSG
— So Far So Good
DYSWIS
— Do You See What I See
WAEF
— When All Else Fails
DMY
— Day Month Year
NMH
— Not Much Here
PITBY
— Put It in Their Back Yard
BUNDY
— But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
LSHIH
— Laughing So Hard It Hurts
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
IYDMMA
— If You Don't Mind Me Asking
MOSPF
— Multicast Open Shortest Path First
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
SC
— Stay Cool
LBL
— Labour Behind the Label
ROFTTPOF
— Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
NTTFLS
— Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
NTL
— NoneTheLess
NIAA
— No Idea At All
IROOC
— I've Run Out of Cigarettes
JMOOC
— Just My Opinion of Course
DK
— Don't known
ROFLOL
— Rolling on floor laughing out loud
NTTAWWT
— Not That There's Anything Wrong with That
TFTHAOT
— Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
SUFID
— Screwing Up Face in Disgust
DYHAGF
— Do You Have A Girlfriend
MOTM
— Member of the Month
LOBNH
— Lights on But Nobody Home
PTMYA
— Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
ISAGN
— I See A Great Need
PG
— Pretty Good
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
SBB
— Stupid Beyond Belief
WYGIWYPF
— What You Get Is What You Pay For
MWMT
— Mint with mint tags
ROGLOL
— Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud
BOHOF
— Back Of Hand On Forehead
OTOOH
— On the Other Other Hand
KTCOOTN
— Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
NTIMM
— Not That It Matters Much
LWR
— Launch When Ready
NIT
— Not in Therapy
TWYAS
— That's What You All Say
WTTM
— Without Thinking Too Much
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
ITWSBT
— I Think We Should Be Told
NIDWTC
— No I Don't Want to Chat
TAFT
— That's A Frightening Thought
LOHICA
— Look Out, Here It Comes Again
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO
— Rolling on the Floor Scaring the Cat Laughing My Ass and Other Body Parts Off
TYCLO
— Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
WNDITWB
— We Never Did It This Way Before
PCO
— Please Carry On
MSCEA
— My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
KGB
— Known Good Board
LTBF
— Learn to Be Funny
MCIBTY
— My Computer Is Better Than Yours
RMW
— Read-Modify-Write
WFHIT
— What Fresh Hell Is This?
NICBDAT
— Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
NYM
— New York Minute
LALL
— Live and Let Live
WYSLPG
— What You See Looks Pretty Good
LFS
— Large File Support
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
MCIBTYC
— My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer
DIIN
— Damned If I Know
SUNOILTY
— Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
LTHTT
— Laughing Too Hard to Type
JPW
— Just Plain Weird
TTM
— To the Moderator
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
OSIM
— Oh Shoot It's Monday
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
SWM
— Single White Male
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
TTBE
— That's to Be Expected
ITT
— In This Thread
TPSS
— This Program Sucks Severely
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
IUTKATS
— I Used to Know All That Stuff
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
BYKTA
— But You Knew That Already
BMHATK
— Banging My Head Against the Keyboard
TWTST
— That Will Take Some Thought
CDIWY
— couldn't do it without you
PMFI
— Problem Magically Fixed Itself
YWEL
— You'Re Welcome Even Less
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
LDTO
— Lets Ditch This One
LSFIAB
— Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
ROFLASC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
KIQ
— Keep It Quiet
TPAE
— The Possibilities Are Endless
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
SYUTH
— Smack You Upside the Head
NTIBOA
— Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
NR
— near Ripon
VWG
— Very Wicked Grin
DWPKOTL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kissed On The Lips
BWK
— Big Wet Kiss
NAHW
— Not A Happy Woman
SAHM
— Stay at Home Mum
ROFLOLVH
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
FETLA
— Further Extended Three-Letter Acronym
PG
— Parental Guidance
OT1H
— On The One Hand
WYSINEWYGBIC
— What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
DWPKOL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
WTHDTM
— What The Hell Does That Mean?
LSHIPMP
— Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
MBUC
— Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
KIBO
— Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
ITAH
— Is There Anybody Here
PUNTS
— People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
SWCOC
— Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
MPTY
— More Power to You
YKIYEI
— You Killed It, You Eat It
PEBMAC
— Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair
MILG
— Make it Look Good
ROT
— Rule of Thumb
WYSIAYG
— What You See Is All You Get
NTOOT
— Nine Times Out of Ten
LOIS
— Laughing on the Inside
YMMVG
— Your Mileage May Vary Greatly
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Her
OMKC
— On My Knees Crying
WAMKSAM
— Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
SEP
— Signalling End Point
WYGIWYG
— What You Get Is What You Get
KITB
— Kick in the Butt
NPLU
— Not People Like Us
CUAOP
— Cracking Up All Over the Place
WYTTIWTK
— What You Tell Them Is What They Know
DLMBM
— Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
RLCO
— Real Life Conference
WIGAC
— When I Get A Chance
TMSHTF
— Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
POAHF
— Put on A Happy Face
ROTFLSTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
POSSLQ
— Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
OTTOMHAROO
— Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
BNSCD
— But Now Something Completely Different
SWDYRTW
— Since When do You Rule the Web?
LSHMSH
— Laughing So Hard My Sides Hurt
WUASTC
— Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
KYHOOTW
— Keep Your Head Out of the Water
WTSDS
— Where The Sun Don't Shine
TTMNR
— Take The Money aNd Run
SBCN
— Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
WRATGAS
— Who Really and Truly Gives A Shit
TGFTCL
— Thank God For The Chat Line
NAHM
— Not A Happy Man
VWD
— Very Well Done
TLTBT
— Too Ludicrous to Be True
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasurable
SIMMS
— Single Inline Memory Modules
WTMPI
— Way Too Much Personal Information
ROTFLBTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
ITRO
— In the Region Of
PCYLIHOONL
— Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
WYTYSYDG
— What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
LBL
— Large Box Label
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
NIME
— Not in My Experience
NR
— Nearest Relative
TPS
— This Program Sucks
YWAM
— Youth With A Mission
RAEBNC
— Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
ROFLMHO
— Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off
YABR
— You Are Being Replaced
NOYL
— Not On Your Life
DTHT
— Delighted to Hear That
TNLNSL
— Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook
WGACA
— What Goes Around Comes Around
PEKUSH
— Press Every Key Until Something Happens
LOFLOL
— Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud
FDROTFL
— Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
TOBAL
— There Oughta Be A Law
JTYWWTK
— Just Thought You Would Want to Know
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
LSHMSB
— Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst
IYL
— If You Like
SYT
— See You Tonight
TABYAS
— Thinking All But You Are Stupid
WWYL
— When Will You Learn
WTMKF
— Welcome To My Kill Filter
WYGIWYAF
— What You Get Is What You Asked for
MIASGB
— Make it A Short Goodbye
WSLS
— Win Some, Lose Some
DYHABF
— Do You Have A Boyfriend
POM
— Phase Of The Moon
OUSU
— Oh, You Shut Up
TTLFN
— That's The Lot For Now
IWBN
— It Would Be Nice
ROTFLMAAOBPO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
LSHMBA
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
NCB
— Never Change Baby
IOWTBT
— I Only Want To Be Told
UIAM
— Unless I Am Mistaken
TTKSF
— Trying To Keep a Straight Face
ROFLWPIMP
— Rolling on Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing in My Pants
WPKOL
— Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
TFDS
— That's For Damn Sure
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Him
WDOI
— Wouldn't Dream Of It
DBAI
— Designed By An Idiot
SBID
— Shitty But It'll Do
ROFUTS
— Rolling on Floor Unable to Speak
NPNG
— No Pain No Gain
TADT
— They All do That
LDWPKOL
— Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
TJATAW
— Truth Justice and the American Way
WP
— Well Put
NTDBWY
— Nice To Do Business With You
WYSOH
— Where's Your Sense Of Humour
WTY
— Waving To You
ROFLKAS
— Rolling On Floor Laughing, Kicking And Screaming
ROTFLMTO
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Tail Off
SAHM
— Stay at home mummies
NQWI
— Not Quite With It
YD
— Yesterday's Dream
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