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CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
TMTC
— Too Many To Count
LAN
— Local Area Network
N/A
— Not Applicable
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
JSYK
— Just So You Know
WDYM
— What Do You Mean?
L8R
— Later
OIC
— Oh I See
PPL
— People
RP
— Role Play
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
OTP
— On the Phone
ATM
— At The Moment
FCFS
— First Come First Served
YABSA
— Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
PLS
— Please
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
YHBM
— You Have Bin Mail
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
JK
— Just kidding
DND
— Do Not Disturb
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
OBEX
— Object Exchange Protocol
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
BTW
— By The Way
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
YHGMTPO
— You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ...
ISO
— In Search Of
BB
— Bulletin Board
YHGASPL
— You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
YBTMFML
— You Belong to Me Forever My Love
YANETUT
— You Are Not Expected to Understand This
YDAGWYW
— You Don't Always Get What You Want
JAUA
— Just Another Useless Answer
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
THX
— Thanks
TC
— Take Care
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
KCBIWIYWI
— Keep Coming Back, it Works If You Work it
WTG
— Way To Go
YCDBSOYA
— You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
BBL
— Be Back Later
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
PDT
— Pacific Daylight Time
BTU
— British Thermal Unit
JFYI
— Just for Your Information
TYVM
— Thank you very much
UFO
— Unidentified Flying Object
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
BBW
— Big Busted Woman
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
WDYLL
— What Do You Look Like
BRB
— Be right back
BOT
— Back on Topic
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
DIL
— Daughter-In-Law
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
EOF
— End Of File
DBA
— Doing Business As
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
DYODD
— Do Your Own Due Diligence
COD
— Cash On Delivery
DS
— Darling Son
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
SB
— Somebody
SFMJI
— Sorry For My Jumping In
EOD
— End Of Day
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
BRT
— Be Right There
NPV
— Net Present Value {economics}
SMH
— Shakes My Head
AML
— All My Love
TYT
— Take Your Time
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
TY
— Thank You
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
WB
— Welcome Back
TX
— Thanks
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
PTO
— Please Turn Over
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
KIT
— Keep In Touch
TBD
— To Be Determined
BF
— Boyfriend
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
MC
— Master of Ceremonies
UBI
— Unexplained Beer Injury
PGP
— Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
PTL
— Praise The Lord
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
OMW
— On My Way
JIT
— Just in time
OOO
— Out Of Office
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
NIH
— Not Invented Here
NDA
— Non-Disclosure Agreement
OJT
— On the Job Training
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
TTG
— Time-To-Go
EMA
— E-Mail Address
PBCAK
— Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
BBS
— Be back soon
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
WU
— What's Up?
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
UL
— Upload
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
OTP
— One Time Password
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
CC
— Carbon Copy
VBG
— Very Big Grin
EOD
— End Of Discussion
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
PICNIC
— Problem in Chair Not in Computer
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
BTDTGTTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
FFT
— Fast Fourier Transform
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
AWS
— As We Speak
IWALU
— I Will Always Love You
BO
— Body Odor
SMO
— Serious Mode On
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
ESOSL
— Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
LTNS
— Long Time No See
NLT
— No Later Than
TOC
— Table of Contents
TBC
— To Be Confirmed
TINSTAAFL
— There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
CDT
— Central Daylight Time
RW
— Real World
TUFD
— The User File Died
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
ITA
— I Totally Agree
LUN
— Logical Unit Number
TC
— Telephone Call
NMJ
— Not My Job
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
TAY
— Thinking about you
BOGOF
— Buy One Get One Free
SYL
— See You Later
TOY
— Thinking Of You
VHTF
— Very Hard To Find
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
DKU
— Drop Kick Ugly
CO
— Company
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
AFC
— Away from Computer
YKWIM
— You Know What I Mean
MEG
— Mega Evil Grin
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
B/C
— Because
LYMI
— Love You Mean It
OMG
— Oh, my God!
LA
— Los Angeles
TBC
— To Be Continued
AYPI
— And Your Point Is?
MB
— Message Board
NIMTO
— Not In My Term of Office
DRT
— Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
LED
— law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
PMA
— Physical Medium Attachment
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
IUD
— Insert Usual Disclaimers
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
MHS
— Message Handling System (electronic)
MU
— Miss You
WYMM
— Will You Marry Me?
YACC
— Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
NARU
— Not A Registered User
PDS
— Please Don't Shout
EOT
— End Of Transmission
BTA
— But Then Again
NA
— Not Applicable
BFFAE
— Best Friends Forever And Ever" or "Best Friends For All Eternity
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
CE
— Creative Editing
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
MIMO
— Multiple Input, Multiple Output
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
SYS
— See You Soon
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
SAF
— Single Asian Female
EOY
— End-Of-Year
JMO
— Just My Opinion
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
RMB
— Right Mouse Button
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
THD
— Total Harmonic Distortion
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
SAYOR
— Speak At Your Own Risk
KUTGSAWYAD
— Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
OTK
— Over The Knee
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
FE
— Fatal Error
ASO
— And So On
PITA
— Pain In The Association
LULU
— Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
TEOTWAWKI
— The End Of The World As We Know It
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
BBB
— Busy Beyond Belief
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
CIA
— Cash In Advance
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
RTS
— Ready To Send
SYITM
— See You in the Morning
NRFB
— Never Removed From Box
YVMW
— You're Very Much Welcome
OFS
— One Finger Salute
SSID
— Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
YMMD
— You Made My Day
DCOM
— Distributed Component Object Model
UOM
— Unit Of Measure
CO
— Conference
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
WAB
— Windows Address Book
BANANA
— Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BRH
— Be Right Here
NA
— Not Available
OOAD
— Object Oriented Analysis and Design
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
IYKWIMAITYD
— If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
LTO
— Linear Tape-Open
NIMH
— Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
WYLABOCTGWTR
— Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
WOTAM
— Waste of Time and Money
WADR
— With All Due Respect
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
N/A
— Not Available
JAS
— Just A Second
WG
— Wicked Grin
AIR
— As I Remember
DW
— Don't Worry
SJM
— Single Jewish Male
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
NL
— New Line
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
RFD
— Request For Discussion
FCS
— First Customer Ship
JC
— Just Curious
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
PTB
— Powers That Be
AYK
— As You Know
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
WYLASOMWTC
— Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
LD
— Long Distance
RTV
— Return To Vendor
SLR
— Single Lens Reflex
UBD
— User Brain Damage
PMA
— Positive Mental Attitude
PBM
— Play By Mail
JAT
— Just A Thought
BKA
— Better Known As
NOP
— No Operation
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
LSP
— Less Sensitive Person
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
PVC
— Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
PCB
— Please Call Back
DNA
— Did Not Answer
BMOC
— big man on campus
QQ
— Quick Question
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
LJBF
— Let's Just Be Friends
DST
— Daylight Saving Time
MIB
— Management Information Base (ATM)
LUWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
JBOD
— Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
JFF
— Just For Fun
TT
— Take That
BRS
— Big Red Switch
YGLT
— You're Gonna Love This
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
SFP
— Small Form-factor Pluggable
AYT
— Are You There
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
CFN
— Ciao for Now
TWYT
— That's What You Think
BOOTP
— Bootstrap Protocol
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
BH
— Better Half
LEP
— Light Emitting Polymer
RYS
— Read Your Screen
MNC
— Mother Nature Calls
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
IYO
— In Your Opinion
OW
— Oh Well
DW
— Dear Wife
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
VES
— Very Evil Smile
SBF
— Single Black Female
OOT
— Out Of Town
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
UL
— Urban Legend
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
WBS
— Write Back Soon
MMA
— Meet me at
NLI
— Not Logged In
DLG
— Devilish Little Grin
RFT
— Request For Thinking
JAO
— Just Another Observer
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
BCP
— Best Current Practice
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
SLP
— Super Long Play
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
EOB
— End Of Business
DRA
— Don't Recognize Acronyms
YHTBT
— You Had To Be There
BICBW
— But I Could Be Wrong
TBDML
— To Be Discussed Much Later
BLNT
— Better Luck Next Time
NBTD
— Nothing Better to Do
DYHWIH
— Do You Hear What I Hear
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
YSS
— You Suck Severely
YKYB
— You Know You've Been
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
CTRN
— Can't Talk Right Now
DWB
— Don't Write Back
TBE
— To Be Expected
SOSO
— Same Old, Same-Old
CFD
— Call For Discussion
MOC
— Mint On Card
TBNT
— Thanks But No Thanks
LOLAK
— Lots of Love and Kisses
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
LKG
— Last Known Good
TTTH
— Talk to the Hand
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
KIS
— Keep It Simple
LD
— Later Dude
MUSM
— Miss You So Much (chat)
DNFTT
— Do Not Feed the Trolls
TFTT
— Thanks for the Tip
IWIK
— I Wish I Knew
WDTM
— What Does That Mean
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
B2W
— Back to Work
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
DBCS
— Double-Byte Character Set
RYO
— Roll Your Own
IYD
— In Your Dreams
TEOTD
— The end of the day
PLMKO
— Please Let Me Know Ok
LBL
— Label
PLBKAC
— Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
PEST
— Please Excuse Slow Typing
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
YHL
— You Have Lost
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
PTM
— Please Tell Me
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
OTD
— out the door (discharged
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
PMPO
— Peak Music Power Output
MHM
— Members Helping Members
BFOG
— Blouse Full Of Goodies
TIE
— Take It Easy
SEP
— September
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
TBDL
— To Be Discussed Later
J/K
— Just Kidding
NAND
— Not And
DYE
— Damn Your Eyes
NX
— No Execute (Microsoft)
WNOHGB
— Where No One Has Gone Before
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
MMF
— Make Money Fast
RP
— romantic partner
AYF
— All Your Fault
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
DYT
— Don't You Think?
VBR
— Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
AIH
— As It Happens
AOBTD
— Another One Bites the Dust
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
LLAP
— Live Long And Prosper
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
UART
— Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
CIL
— critical items list
DEU
— Dumb End User
STW
— Search the Web
WTTC
— Welcome To The Club
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
DUI
— driving under the influence of alcohol
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
TLG
— The Living God
ITYS
— I Told You So
RTS
— Read the Screen
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
DWKOTA
— Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
TBYB
— Try Before You Buy
ROFPML
— Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
OTL
— Out To Lunch
DOF
— degree of freedom
LSHTTARDML
— Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
OPM
— Other People's Money
EMS
— E-Mail Shorthand
BMHATW
— Banging My Head Against the Wall
BOTE
— Back-Of-The-Envelope
JFG
— Just for Grins
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
EAEC
— East Asia Economic Caucus
WYGAC
— When You Get A Chance
ETX
— End of Text
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
AGP
— Advanced Graphics Port
NTDWI
— Nothing To Do With It
COTFL
— Crawling on the Floor Laughing
MOF
— Matter of Fact
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
DMCA
— Digital Millennium Copyright Act
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
CTP
— Computer to plate
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
ROTFLAS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Snorting
PVP
— Player Versus Player
BFFL
— Best friends for life
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
IWBIWISI
— I Will Believe It When I See It
NR
— Near Reality
OAO
— Over and Out
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
MFT
— Master File Table
OOI
— Out of Interest
CPI
— characters per inch
SJF
— Single Jewish Female
OOO
— Out Of Order
SMMWO
— Shut My Mouth Wide Open
BIC
— Best in Class
SOW
— Speaking of Which
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
DWOL
— Drunk while on line
TAF
— That's All Folks
DWKOTL
— Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
UBE
— Unsolicited Bulk Email
SFF
— Small-Form-Factor
IWBS
— I Was Being Stupid
DMML
— Don't Make Me Laugh
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
NS
— Nice Shot
EMP
— Excessive Multiple Posting
ITMOHE
— If the Monitor Only Had Eyes
BAD
— Broken as designed
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
BMGWL
— Busting My Gut with Laughter
BFMI
— Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
WOM
— Word of Mouth
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
YMBJ
— You Must Be Joking
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
WOA
— Work of Art
BISS
— Because I Say So
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
RTT
— Round Trip Timer
BOTEC
— Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
WORM
— Write-Once, Read-Many
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
EAD
— Encoded Archival Description
CTTS
— Cute Things They Say
LIU
— LAN Interface Unit
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
TGTF
— Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
LOLBAY
— Laughing Out Loud Back At You
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
COTFLGOHAHA
— Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
COI
— Come On In
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
D/L
— Download
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
YD
— Yesterday
DPKOL
— Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
DWIMNWIS
— Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
NINO
— Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
TTYLMF
— Talk to You Later My Friend
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
DLN
— Don't Leave Now
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
LMCOA
— Lost My Connection Once Again
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
WCTYBTWHTKY
— We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
TIMTOWTDI
— There Is More Than One Way To Do It
WAM
— Wait A Minute
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
UTT
— Under The Table
TCB
— Trouble Came Back
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
AMF
— Adios, My Friend
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
BKAM
— Between Keyboard And Monitor
RTI
— Real Time Interruption
ITRW
— In The Real World
WYMOWS
— Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
YAP
— Yet Another Ploy
WTTRW
— Welcome to the Real World
MBM
— Magnetic Bubble Memory
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
AWYR
— Awaiting Your Reply
KYHOOYA
— Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
LOI
— Lack of Interest
SCSI
— System Can't See It
LMC
— Lost My Connection
OPP
— Other People's Problems
EMP
— Electro Magnetic Pulse
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
MHO
— My Humble Opinion
WAB
— What A Bummer
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
TTFF
— Time To First Fix
FIOFY
— Figure It Out for Yourself
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
NOOTO
— Nothing Out of the Ordinary
WUGAC
— When yoU Get A Chance
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
BWKOL
— Big Wet Kiss On The Lips
YOYOW
— You Own Your Own Words
DTA
— Don't Trust Anybody
DEGT
— Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
WBMBF
— Wanna Be My Boy Friend
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
ROFLAHMSL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
POS
— Person Over Shoulder
SFT
— Sorry For That
NTIM
— Not That It Matters
BB
— Bye-Bye
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
BGUTI
— Better Get Used to It
NIMFYE
— Not In My Front Yard Either
TFN
— Thanks for Nothing
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
RBS
— Really Big Screen
TMTLTBMG
— There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
OJ
— Only Joking
CTTD
— Cute Things They Do
MIB
— Mint In Box
YD
— You'Re Dead
M2M
— Machine to Machine, Mobile
ATEOTLYWBAT
— At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
TYLE
— Took You Long Enough
OD
— Oh Dear
CBL
— Come Back Later
DTTAH
— Don't Try This At Home
TSDMC
— Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
LSKOL
— Long Slow Kiss on the Lips
CPF
— Can Pigs Fly?
EIF
— Exercise In Futility
TVM
— Thanks Very Much
VWS
— Very Wicked Smile
BMTA
— Brilliant Minds Think Alike
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
WDYC
— Who Do I Call
TIWTGLGG
— This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
MOS
— Member of the Opposite Sex
CSS
— can't stop smiling
PMFJIH
— Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
TOH
— The other half
IYW
— If You Wish
NAGI
— Not A Good Idea
NIITB
— Nip it in the Bud
TYVL
— Thank You Very Little
WBASAP
— Write Back As Soon As Possible
PYS
— Pack Your Stuff
CE
— Common Era (substitute for AD)
JTYMLTK
— Just Thought You Might Like to Know
NYCTMI
— Now You Come to Mention It
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WYBMADIITY
— Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
OTA
— Over The Air
WBMGF
— Wanna Be My Girl Friend
NYP
— Not Your Problem
TNPP
— Telocator Network Paging Protocol
DNF
— Did Not Finish (Race)
LBL
— Labour Behind the Label
LOLAROTG
— Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
AWGTHTGTATA
— Are We Going to Have to Go Through All This Again?
TIME
— Tears In My Eyes
BTAICBW
— But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
SHCOON
— Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose
VBEG
— Very Big Evil Grin
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
WYSBANRTWYG
— What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
LMS
— Let Me See
NR
— No Reserve
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
LSHIH
— Laughing So Hard It Hurts
TTSP
— This Too Shall Pass
DUCWIC
— Do You See What I See?
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SBM
— Single Black Male
DUCT
— Did You See That
MOF
— Male or Female
EMSG
— Email Message
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
ITSFWI
— If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
BUNDY
— But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
SOTA
— State Of The Art
YYBBHH
— Yeh Yeh Beep Beep Honk Honk
EOS
— End of Show
YKYARW
— You Know You'Re A Redneck when
SWYP
— So What's Your Problem
NTTAWWT
— Not That There's Anything Wrong with That
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
NN
— Night Night" or "No Need" or "Not Nice
JMOOC
— Just My Opinion of Course
WYSIWYD
— What You See Is What You Deserve
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
TEI
— Total Economic Impact
NIAA
— No Idea At All
MBCS
— Multi-Byte Character Set
ISBAB
— I Should have Bought A Book
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
OJ
— Orange Juice
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
ROFTTPOF
— Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
TSWC
— Tell Someone Who Cares
SFSG
— So Far So Good
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
DMY
— Day Month Year
NMH
— Not Much Here
WAEF
— When All Else Fails
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
MOSPF
— Multicast Open Shortest Path First
ROGLOL
— Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
TYCLO
— Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
NTIMM
— Not That It Matters Much
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO
— Rolling on the Floor Scaring the Cat Laughing My Ass and Other Body Parts Off
BOHOF
— Back Of Hand On Forehead
NIDWTC
— No I Don't Want to Chat
SUFID
— Screwing Up Face in Disgust
SC
— Stay Cool
TAFT
— That's A Frightening Thought
LOHICA
— Look Out, Here It Comes Again
IYDMMA
— If You Don't Mind Me Asking
ITSM
— IT Service Management
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
PTMYA
— Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance
DYSWIS
— Do You See What I See
PG
— Pretty Good
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
MWMT
— Mint with mint tags
OTOOH
— On the Other Other Hand
SBB
— Stupid Beyond Belief
WTTM
— Without Thinking Too Much
IROOC
— I've Run Out of Cigarettes
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
DK
— Don't known
PITBY
— Put It in Their Back Yard
MSCEA
— My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
KTCOOTN
— Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
JASE
— Just Another System Error
LOBNH
— Lights on But Nobody Home
ISAGN
— I See A Great Need
WYGIWYPF
— What You Get Is What You Pay For
LALL
— Live and Let Live
LTHTT
— Laughing Too Hard to Type
BMHATK
— Banging My Head Against the Keyboard
LTBF
— Learn to Be Funny
KGB
— Known Good Board
NTL
— NoneTheLess
NICBDAT
— Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
WYSLPG
— What You See Looks Pretty Good
PCO
— Please Carry On
ROFLOL
— Rolling on floor laughing out loud
TPSS
— This Program Sucks Severely
KYFC
— Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KIQ
— Keep It Quiet
MCIBTY
— My Computer Is Better Than Yours
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
DIIN
— Damned If I Know
PMFI
— Problem Magically Fixed Itself
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
TWYAS
— That's What You All Say
WNDITWB
— We Never Did It This Way Before
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
NTTFLS
— Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
TPAE
— The Possibilities Are Endless
SUNOILTY
— Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
YWEL
— You'Re Welcome Even Less
LDTO
— Lets Ditch This One
TTBE
— That's to Be Expected
ITWSBT
— I Think We Should Be Told
SWM
— Single White Male
NTIBOA
— Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
BYKTA
— But You Knew That Already
LSFIAB
— Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
DYHAGF
— Do You Have A Girlfriend
MCIBTYC
— My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer
TWTST
— That Will Take Some Thought
RMW
— Read-Modify-Write
NIT
— Not in Therapy
TFTHAOT
— Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
OSIM
— Oh Shoot It's Monday
DWPKOL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
LFS
— Large File Support
SBD
— Silent But Deadly
ROFLOLVH
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
FETLA
— Further Extended Three-Letter Acronym
CDIWY
— couldn't do it without you
OT1H
— On The One Hand
NYM
— New York Minute
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
ITT
— In This Thread
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
ROFLASC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
KIBO
— Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
PG
— Parental Guidance
VWG
— Very Wicked Grin
SWCOC
— Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
MPTY
— More Power to You
WYSINEWYGBIC
— What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
DWPKOTL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kissed On The Lips
NAHW
— Not A Happy Woman
MILG
— Make it Look Good
SYUTH
— Smack You Upside the Head
SAHM
— Stay at Home Mum
IUTKATS
— I Used to Know All That Stuff
NTOOT
— Nine Times Out of Ten
YMMVG
— Your Mileage May Vary Greatly
LWR
— Launch When Ready
ITAH
— Is There Anybody Here
WFHIT
— What Fresh Hell Is This?
BWK
— Big Wet Kiss
KITB
— Kick in the Butt
TTM
— To the Moderator
WYSIAYG
— What You See Is All You Get
LSHIPMP
— Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
MBUC
— Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
PUNTS
— People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
OTTOMHAROO
— Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
JPW
— Just Plain Weird
YKIYEI
— You Killed It, You Eat It
WYGIWYG
— What You Get Is What You Get
CUAOP
— Cracking Up All Over the Place
LOIS
— Laughing on the Inside
WIGAC
— When I Get A Chance
WTHDTM
— What The Hell Does That Mean?
TMSHTF
— Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
LSHMSH
— Laughing So Hard My Sides Hurt
MOTM
— Member of the Month
KYHOOTW
— Keep Your Head Out of the Water
NR
— near Ripon
DLMBM
— Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
WAMKSAM
— Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
SEP
— Signalling End Point
OMKC
— On My Knees Crying
SIMMS
— Single Inline Memory Modules
ROTFLSTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
POSSLQ
— Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
WTMPI
— Way Too Much Personal Information
WTSDS
— Where The Sun Don't Shine
TTMNR
— Take The Money aNd Run
WRATGAS
— Who Really and Truly Gives A Shit
TGFTCL
— Thank God For The Chat Line
LBL
— Large Box Label
ROTFLBTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasurable
RLCO
— Real Life Conference
NAHM
— Not A Happy Man
NPLU
— Not People Like Us
SWDYRTW
— Since When do You Rule the Web?
WUASTC
— Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Her
POAHF
— Put on A Happy Face
WYTTIWTK
— What You Tell Them Is What They Know
TLTBT
— Too Ludicrous to Be True
ITRO
— In the Region Of
BNSCD
— But Now Something Completely Different
ROFLMHO
— Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off
YABR
— You Are Being Replaced
DTHT
— Delighted to Hear That
TNLNSL
— Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook
ROT
— Rule of Thumb
RAEBNC
— Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
NIME
— Not in My Experience
NR
— Nearest Relative
LOFLOL
— Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud
TOBAL
— There Oughta Be A Law
PCYLIHOONL
— Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
NOYL
— Not On Your Life
VWD
— Very Well Done
FDROTFL
— Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
LSHMSB
— Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst
IYL
— If You Like
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
PEBMAC
— Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair
WYTYSYDG
— What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
WWYL
— When Will You Learn
SYT
— See You Tonight
JTYWWTK
— Just Thought You Would Want to Know
WTMKF
— Welcome To My Kill Filter
PEKUSH
— Press Every Key Until Something Happens
MIASGB
— Make it A Short Goodbye
TTLFN
— That's The Lot For Now
YWAM
— Youth With A Mission
WGACA
— What Goes Around Comes Around
WYGIWYAF
— What You Get Is What You Asked for
ROTFLMAAOBPO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
TPS
— This Program Sucks
WPKOL
— Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
POM
— Phase Of The Moon
WSLS
— Win Some, Lose Some
LSHMBA
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
ROFLWPIMP
— Rolling on Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing in My Pants
TTKSF
— Trying To Keep a Straight Face
IOWTBT
— I Only Want To Be Told
NCB
— Never Change Baby
OUSU
— Oh, You Shut Up
SBCN
— Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
SBID
— Shitty But It'll Do
TABYAS
— Thinking All But You Are Stupid
DYHABF
— Do You Have A Boyfriend
ROFUTS
— Rolling on Floor Unable to Speak
IWBN
— It Would Be Nice
LDWPKOL
— Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
TJATAW
— Truth Justice and the American Way
DBAI
— Designed By An Idiot
WP
— Well Put
WDOI
— Wouldn't Dream Of It
TFDS
— That's For Damn Sure
NPNG
— No Pain No Gain
UIAM
— Unless I Am Mistaken
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Him
TADT
— They All do That
WYSOH
— Where's Your Sense Of Humour
WTY
— Waving To You
ROFLKAS
— Rolling On Floor Laughing, Kicking And Screaming
NTDBWY
— Nice To Do Business With You
ROTFLMTO
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Tail Off
SAHM
— Stay at home mummies
NQWI
— Not Quite With It
YD
— Yesterday's Dream
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