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CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
TMTC
— Too Many To Count
OTP
— On the Phone
LAN
— Local Area Network
N/A
— Not Applicable
PPL
— People
WDYM
— What Do You Mean?
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
JSYK
— Just So You Know
WDYLL
— What Do You Look Like
OIC
— Oh I See
JK
— Just kidding
RP
— Role Play
DND
— Do Not Disturb
L8R
— Later
PLS
— Please
ATM
— At The Moment
THX
— Thanks
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
DYODD
— Do Your Own Due Diligence
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
FCFS
— First Come First Served
BBL
— Be Back Later
BTW
— By The Way
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
OOO
— Out Of Office
TC
— Take Care
YABSA
— Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
ISO
— In Search Of
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
YHBM
— You Have Bin Mail
YKWIM
— You Know What I Mean
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
PDT
— Pacific Daylight Time
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
JFYI
— Just for Your Information
OBEX
— Object Exchange Protocol
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
TYVM
— Thank you very much
YBTMFML
— You Belong to Me Forever My Love
YANETUT
— You Are Not Expected to Understand This
YHGASPL
— You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
YHGMTPO
— You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ...
BB
— Bulletin Board
JAUA
— Just Another Useless Answer
PBCAK
— Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
TYT
— Take Your Time
YDAGWYW
— You Don't Always Get What You Want
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
BRB
— Be right back
KIT
— Keep In Touch
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
TX
— Thanks
BTU
— British Thermal Unit
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
WTG
— Way To Go
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
WB
— Welcome Back
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
KCBIWIYWI
— Keep Coming Back, it Works If You Work it
BBW
— Big Busted Woman
OJT
— On the Job Training
BOT
— Back on Topic
BF
— Boyfriend
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
EOD
— End Of Day
NPV
— Net Present Value {economics}
COD
— Cash On Delivery
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
VHTF
— Very Hard To Find
PTO
— Please Turn Over
TY
— Thank You
TBC
— To Be Confirmed
BBS
— Be back soon
UFO
— Unidentified Flying Object
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
TBD
— To Be Determined
TUFD
— The User File Died
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
NDA
— Non-Disclosure Agreement
YCDBSOYA
— You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
DBA
— Doing Business As
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
TAY
— Thinking about you
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
AML
— All My Love
TBC
— To Be Continued
DS
— Darling Son
OMW
— On My Way
EOF
— End Of File
JIT
— Just in time
DIL
— Daughter-In-Law
OTP
— One Time Password
UOM
— Unit Of Measure
TINSTAAFL
— There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
SB
— Somebody
PICNIC
— Problem in Chair Not in Computer
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
BRT
— Be Right There
CC
— Carbon Copy
OMG
— Oh, my God!
PGP
— Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
EOY
— End-Of-Year
DRT
— Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
CO
— Company
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
WYMM
— Will You Marry Me?
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
CDT
— Central Daylight Time
SFMJI
— Sorry For My Jumping In
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
TOY
— Thinking Of You
J/K
— Just Kidding
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
OOAD
— Object Oriented Analysis and Design
EMA
— E-Mail Address
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
MC
— Master of Ceremonies
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
LUN
— Logical Unit Number
SAYOR
— Speak At Your Own Risk
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
YVMW
— You're Very Much Welcome
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
DKU
— Drop Kick Ugly
EOD
— End Of Discussion
DCOM
— Distributed Component Object Model
NIH
— Not Invented Here
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
MEG
— Mega Evil Grin
LED
— law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
LTNS
— Long Time No See
PTL
— Praise The Lord
FFT
— Fast Fourier Transform
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
BTDTGTTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
WU
— What's Up?
AFC
— Away from Computer
SSID
— Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
IYKWIMAITYD
— If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
VBG
— Very Big Grin
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
EOT
— End Of Transmission
SYL
— See You Later
PMA
— Physical Medium Attachment
JMO
— Just My Opinion
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
TTG
— Time-To-Go
AWS
— As We Speak
BO
— Body Odor
NA
— Not Applicable
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
RW
— Real World
B/C
— Because
PITA
— Pain In The Association
NIMTO
— Not In My Term of Office
NMJ
— Not My Job
RMB
— Right Mouse Button
TWYT
— That's What You Think
SMH
— Shakes My Head
NLT
— No Later Than
TC
— Telephone Call
AYPI
— And Your Point Is?
BBB
— Busy Beyond Belief
KUTGSAWYAD
— Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
UL
— Upload
IWALU
— I Will Always Love You
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
DW
— Dear Wife
NARU
— Not A Registered User
FCS
— First Customer Ship
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
CE
— Creative Editing
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
TOC
— Table of Contents
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
OFS
— One Finger Salute
DW
— Don't Worry
RFD
— Request For Discussion
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
BTA
— But Then Again
ASO
— And So On
NA
— Not Available
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
LULU
— Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
MIMO
— Multiple Input, Multiple Output
MHS
— Message Handling System (electronic)
SYS
— See You Soon
SMO
— Serious Mode On
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
MB
— Message Board
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
DBCS
— Double-Byte Character Set
JC
— Just Curious
TEOTWAWKI
— The End Of The World As We Know It
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
LKG
— Last Known Good
NL
— New Line
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
YACC
— Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
EOB
— End Of Business
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
BH
— Better Half
ESOSL
— Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
AIR
— As I Remember
THD
— Total Harmonic Distortion
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
FE
— Fatal Error
BOOTP
— Bootstrap Protocol
BOGOF
— Buy One Get One Free
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
RTV
— Return To Vendor
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
NIMH
— Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
LA
— Los Angeles
RTS
— Ready To Send
CIA
— Cash In Advance
PTB
— Powers That Be
IUD
— Insert Usual Disclaimers
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
LD
— Long Distance
SAF
— Single Asian Female
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
N/A
— Not Available
BMOC
— big man on campus
OTK
— Over The Knee
AYK
— As You Know
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
BANANA
— Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
JAS
— Just A Second
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
PVC
— Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
AYT
— Are You There
BCP
— Best Current Practice
CO
— Conference
LJBF
— Let's Just Be Friends
WG
— Wicked Grin
YMMD
— You Made My Day
DNA
— Did Not Answer
UBI
— Unexplained Beer Injury
OPP
— Other People's Problems
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
YKYB
— You Know You've Been
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
BRH
— Be Right Here
BRS
— Big Red Switch
SOSO
— Same Old, Same-Old
LYMI
— Love You Mean It
QQ
— Quick Question
JBOD
— Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
PBM
— Play By Mail
MU
— Miss You
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
JFF
— Just For Fun
WADR
— With All Due Respect
IYO
— In Your Opinion
DST
— Daylight Saving Time
OW
— Oh Well
BFFAE
— Best Friends Forever And Ever" or "Best Friends For All Eternity
LD
— Later Dude
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BKA
— Better Known As
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
UBD
— User Brain Damage
MMA
— Meet me at
OTD
— out the door (discharged
LTO
— Linear Tape-Open
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
TBYB
— Try Before You Buy
WORM
— Write-Once, Read-Many
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
SJM
— Single Jewish Male
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
LSP
— Less Sensitive Person
IWIK
— I Wish I Knew
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
VBR
— Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
NRFB
— Never Removed From Box
DWB
— Don't Write Back
NOP
— No Operation
BLNT
— Better Luck Next Time
LBL
— Label
CFD
— Call For Discussion
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
OTL
— Out To Lunch
PCB
— Please Call Back
SLR
— Single Lens Reflex
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
WAB
— Windows Address Book
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
COTFL
— Crawling on the Floor Laughing
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
WBS
— Write Back Soon
SBF
— Single Black Female
WOTAM
— Waste of Time and Money
LUWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
TT
— Take That
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
RTS
— Read the Screen
UART
— Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
WCTYBTWHTKY
— We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
TEOTD
— The end of the day
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
MIB
— Management Information Base (ATM)
WYGAC
— When You Get A Chance
NR
— Near Reality
OOO
— Out Of Order
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
CFN
— Ciao for Now
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
BICBW
— But I Could Be Wrong
BFFL
— Best friends for life
PLBKAC
— Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
DLG
— Devilish Little Grin
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
WOM
— Word of Mouth
MNC
— Mother Nature Calls
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
PMPO
— Peak Music Power Output
ETX
— End of Text
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
B2W
— Back to Work
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
DYT
— Don't You Think?
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
LEP
— Light Emitting Polymer
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
DUI
— driving under the influence of alcohol
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
MFT
— Master File Table
OOI
— Out of Interest
MUSM
— Miss You So Much (chat)
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
AYF
— All Your Fault
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
DYHWIH
— Do You Hear What I Hear
YGLT
— You're Gonna Love This
DOF
— degree of freedom
EMS
— E-Mail Shorthand
NLI
— Not Logged In
NAND
— Not And
MMF
— Make Money Fast
YHTBT
— You Had To Be There
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
AIH
— As It Happens
DTTAH
— Don't Try This At Home
VES
— Very Evil Smile
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
KIS
— Keep It Simple
ITA
— I Totally Agree
PEST
— Please Excuse Slow Typing
NINO
— Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
SLP
— Super Long Play
NX
— No Execute (Microsoft)
D/L
— Download
PTM
— Please Tell Me
TLG
— The Living God
WYLASOMWTC
— Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
MOF
— Matter of Fact
OPM
— Other People's Money
YSS
— You Suck Severely
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
OD
— Oh Dear
WOA
— Work of Art
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
LOI
— Lack of Interest
BFMI
— Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
AWYR
— Awaiting Your Reply
MOSPF
— Multicast Open Shortest Path First
MOC
— Mint On Card
TBDML
— To Be Discussed Much Later
BFOG
— Blouse Full Of Goodies
TBE
— To Be Expected
EMP
— Excessive Multiple Posting
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
RFT
— Request For Thinking
TGTF
— Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
BISS
— Because I Say So
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
NBTD
— Nothing Better to Do
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
BMGWL
— Busting My Gut with Laughter
RP
— romantic partner
PDS
— Please Don't Shout
DRA
— Don't Recognize Acronyms
BIC
— Best in Class
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
DMCA
— Digital Millennium Copyright Act
UBE
— Unsolicited Bulk Email
NIMFYE
— Not In My Front Yard Either
AGP
— Advanced Graphics Port
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
BOTE
— Back-Of-The-Envelope
UTT
— Under The Table
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
MOS
— Member of the Opposite Sex
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
TIE
— Take It Easy
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
SFF
— Small-Form-Factor
BAD
— Broken as designed
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
LMCOA
— Lost My Connection Once Again
WYLABOCTGWTR
— Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
BB
— Bye-Bye
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
STW
— Search the Web
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
CIL
— critical items list
TIMTOWTDI
— There Is More Than One Way To Do It
CPI
— characters per inch
ITRW
— In The Real World
WUGAC
— When yoU Get A Chance
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
YHL
— You Have Lost
LLAP
— Live Long And Prosper
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
TYLE
— Took You Long Enough
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
EAEC
— East Asia Economic Caucus
AOBTD
— Another One Bites the Dust
WBMGF
— Wanna Be My Girl Friend
SMMWO
— Shut My Mouth Wide Open
OJ
— Only Joking
ATEOTLYWBAT
— At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
OTA
— Over The Air
MBM
— Magnetic Bubble Memory
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
EAD
— Encoded Archival Description
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
LSHTTARDML
— Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
ROFPML
— Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
WNOHGB
— Where No One Has Gone Before
SFT
— Sorry For That
DEU
— Dumb End User
DWKOTA
— Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
IYW
— If You Wish
COTFLGOHAHA
— Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
SJF
— Single Jewish Female
OAO
— Over and Out
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
CBL
— Come Back Later
CTP
— Computer to plate
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
OJ
— Orange Juice
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
BOTEC
— Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
NYP
— Not Your Problem
AMF
— Adios, My Friend
RYS
— Read Your Screen
NTIM
— Not That It Matters
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
CSS
— can't stop smiling
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
DWKOTL
— Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
KYHOOYA
— Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
RTT
— Round Trip Timer
BKAM
— Between Keyboard And Monitor
WYMOWS
— Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
JASE
— Just Another System Error
PG
— Pretty Good
WBMBF
— Wanna Be My Boy Friend
ITSM
— IT Service Management
WBASAP
— Write Back As Soon As Possible
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
LOHICA
— Look Out, Here It Comes Again
NMH
— Not Much Here
LMC
— Lost My Connection
NTTFLS
— Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
TTSP
— This Too Shall Pass
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
NR
— No Reserve
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
M2M
— Machine to Machine, Mobile
LWR
— Launch When Ready
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
POS
— Person Over Shoulder
TIME
— Tears In My Eyes
DTA
— Don't Trust Anybody
YAP
— Yet Another Ploy
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
SBM
— Single Black Male
MOF
— Male or Female
LIU
— LAN Interface Unit
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
LOLAROTG
— Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
DEGT
— Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
DUCT
— Did You See That
SBB
— Stupid Beyond Belief
EOS
— End of Show
TEI
— Total Economic Impact
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
NS
— Nice Shot
DNFTT
— Do Not Feed the Trolls
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
RBS
— Really Big Screen
DYSWIS
— Do You See What I See
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
PLMKO
— Please Let Me Know Ok
DK
— Don't known
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
EMP
— Electro Magnetic Pulse
TTFF
— Time To First Fix
DUCWIC
— Do You See What I See?
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
SYITM
— See You in the Morning
WFHIT
— What Fresh Hell Is This?
CTTS
— Cute Things They Say
NAGI
— Not A Good Idea
SOTA
— State Of The Art
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
PMFJIH
— Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
WYBMADIITY
— Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
TNPP
— Telocator Network Paging Protocol
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
EMSG
— Email Message
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
WYSIWYD
— What You See Is What You Deserve
TYVL
— Thank You Very Little
TWYAS
— That's What You All Say
NIDWTC
— No I Don't Want to Chat
CE
— Common Era (substitute for AD)
VWS
— Very Wicked Smile
MOTM
— Member of the Month
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
BTAICBW
— But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
VBEG
— Very Big Evil Grin
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
RTI
— Real Time Interruption
PCO
— Please Carry On
PYS
— Pack Your Stuff
MWMT
— Mint with mint tags
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
TMTLTBMG
— There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
NN
— Night Night" or "No Need" or "Not Nice
CPF
— Can Pigs Fly?
DMY
— Day Month Year
CTTD
— Cute Things They Do
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
TIWTGLGG
— This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
PITBY
— Put It in Their Back Yard
SBD
— Silent But Deadly
NIT
— Not in Therapy
TFTT
— Thanks for the Tip
NAHW
— Not A Happy Woman
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
ROFLAHMSL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
PG
— Parental Guidance
SWYP
— So What's Your Problem
PUNTS
— People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
DLN
— Don't Leave Now
NYCTMI
— Now You Come to Mention It
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WYSBANRTWYG
— What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
NTL
— NoneTheLess
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
TTM
— To the Moderator
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
KTCOOTN
— Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
DYHAGF
— Do You Have A Girlfriend
ISAGN
— I See A Great Need
PMA
— Positive Mental Attitude
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
PVP
— Player Versus Player
SWM
— Single White Male
OOT
— Out Of Town
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
MIB
— Mint In Box
IYD
— In Your Dreams
EIF
— Exercise In Futility
DIIN
— Damned If I Know
IROOC
— I've Run Out of Cigarettes
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
SUFID
— Screwing Up Face in Disgust
LFS
— Large File Support
ROFTTPOF
— Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
JPW
— Just Plain Weird
WAEF
— When All Else Fails
SEP
— Signalling End Point
NTIMM
— Not That It Matters Much
SEP
— September
YWEL
— You'Re Welcome Even Less
WDTM
— What Does That Mean
SWDYRTW
— Since When do You Rule the Web?
WTTM
— Without Thinking Too Much
IYDMMA
— If You Don't Mind Me Asking
JMOOC
— Just My Opinion of Course
RYO
— Roll Your Own
ITSFWI
— If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
NYM
— New York Minute
WYSINEWYGBIC
— What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
BYKTA
— But You Knew That Already
YD
— Yesterday
YKIYEI
— You Killed It, You Eat It
OTOOH
— On the Other Other Hand
NTIBOA
— Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
LSFIAB
— Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
WAB
— What A Bummer
TTBE
— That's to Be Expected
TPAE
— The Possibilities Are Endless
OT1H
— On The One Hand
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
LSHIH
— Laughing So Hard It Hurts
MCIBTY
— My Computer Is Better Than Yours
VWG
— Very Wicked Grin
RMW
— Read-Modify-Write
NIAA
— No Idea At All
OSIM
— Oh Shoot It's Monday
TBDL
— To Be Discussed Later
JAT
— Just A Thought
WTSDS
— Where The Sun Don't Shine
SFP
— Small Form-factor Pluggable
IUTKATS
— I Used to Know All That Stuff
ROFLASC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
LSHIPMP
— Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
CDIWY
— couldn't do it without you
NR
— near Ripon
WAMKSAM
— Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
LTBF
— Learn to Be Funny
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
ITAH
— Is There Anybody Here
NICBDAT
— Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
TAF
— That's All Folks
MILG
— Make it Look Good
ROTFLBTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
LTHTT
— Laughing Too Hard to Type
WTHDTM
— What The Hell Does That Mean?
CTRN
— Can't Talk Right Now
ROFLOLVH
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
TTMNR
— Take The Money aNd Run
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
WYTTIWTK
— What You Tell Them Is What They Know
LOLAK
— Lots of Love and Kisses
MBUC
— Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
NPLU
— Not People Like Us
YD
— You'Re Dead
SOW
— Speaking of Which
TTTH
— Talk to the Hand
TBNT
— Thanks But No Thanks
TMSHTF
— Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
UL
— Urban Legend
POSSLQ
— Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
WTTRW
— Welcome to the Real World
SBCN
— Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
NAHM
— Not A Happy Man
DYE
— Damn Your Eyes
NR
— Nearest Relative
SIMMS
— Single Inline Memory Modules
SWCOC
— Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
RLCO
— Real Life Conference
WIGAC
— When I Get A Chance
TGFTCL
— Thank God For The Chat Line
JAO
— Just Another Observer
ROTFLSTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
TFN
— Thanks for Nothing
TSWC
— Tell Someone Who Cares
NOOTO
— Nothing Out of the Ordinary
WTMKF
— Welcome To My Kill Filter
WTTC
— Welcome To The Club
ITYS
— I Told You So
AWGTHTGTATA
— Are We Going to Have to Go Through All This Again?
FDROTFL
— Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
MHM
— Members Helping Members
BMHATW
— Banging My Head Against the Wall
SCSI
— System Can't See It
NTTAWWT
— Not That There's Anything Wrong with That
DWOL
— Drunk while on line
TTLFN
— That's The Lot For Now
TTYLMF
— Talk to You Later My Friend
POM
— Phase Of The Moon
LSKOL
— Long Slow Kiss on the Lips
NTDWI
— Nothing To Do With It
LOLBAY
— Laughing Out Loud Back At You
IWBIWISI
— I Will Believe It When I See It
MHO
— My Humble Opinion
COI
— Come On In
WAM
— Wait A Minute
TCB
— Trouble Came Back
SHCOON
— Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose
YKYARW
— You Know You'Re A Redneck when
FIOFY
— Figure It Out for Yourself
BUNDY
— But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
SC
— Stay Cool
YMBJ
— You Must Be Joking
JFG
— Just for Grins
ROTFLAS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Snorting
DPKOL
— Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
BMTA
— Brilliant Minds Think Alike
TOH
— The other half
KYFC
— Keep Your Fingers Crossed
YYBBHH
— Yeh Yeh Beep Beep Honk Honk
ITMOHE
— If the Monitor Only Had Eyes
DNF
— Did Not Finish (Race)
DWIMNWIS
— Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
BGUTI
— Better Get Used to It
TSDMC
— Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
JTYMLTK
— Just Thought You Might Like to Know
DMML
— Don't Make Me Laugh
PEBMAC
— Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair
TFTHAOT
— Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SFSG
— So Far So Good
LMS
— Let Me See
BWKOL
— Big Wet Kiss On The Lips
IWBS
— I Was Being Stupid
ITWSBT
— I Think We Should Be Told
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Her
YOYOW
— You Own Your Own Words
ROFLOL
— Rolling on floor laughing out loud
TAFT
— That's A Frightening Thought
BOHOF
— Back Of Hand On Forehead
ITT
— In This Thread
WYGIWYPF
— What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYGIWYG
— What You Get Is What You Get
LOBNH
— Lights on But Nobody Home
TWTST
— That Will Take Some Thought
PMFI
— Problem Magically Fixed Itself
ISBAB
— I Should have Bought A Book
WYSLPG
— What You See Looks Pretty Good
NIITB
— Nip it in the Bud
BMHATK
— Banging My Head Against the Keyboard
TYCLO
— Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
LDTO
— Lets Ditch This One
WNDITWB
— We Never Did It This Way Before
TVM
— Thanks Very Much
LBL
— Labour Behind the Label
KIBO
— Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO
— Rolling on the Floor Scaring the Cat Laughing My Ass and Other Body Parts Off
MBCS
— Multi-Byte Character Set
SUNOILTY
— Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
KGB
— Known Good Board
BWK
— Big Wet Kiss
VWD
— Very Well Done
WDYC
— Who Do I Call
WYSIAYG
— What You See Is All You Get
FETLA
— Further Extended Three-Letter Acronym
POAHF
— Put on A Happy Face
MCIBTYC
— My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer
CUAOP
— Cracking Up All Over the Place
LALL
— Live and Let Live
WYTYSYDG
— What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
WGACA
— What Goes Around Comes Around
PCYLIHOONL
— Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
TPSS
— This Program Sucks Severely
OMKC
— On My Knees Crying
ROGLOL
— Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud
DWPKOTL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kissed On The Lips
BNSCD
— But Now Something Completely Different
DWPKOL
— Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
LSHMSH
— Laughing So Hard My Sides Hurt
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasurable
PTMYA
— Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance
ROT
— Rule of Thumb
NTOOT
— Nine Times Out of Ten
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
JTYWWTK
— Just Thought You Would Want to Know
KIQ
— Keep It Quiet
ITRO
— In the Region Of
DLMBM
— Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
SAHM
— Stay at Home Mum
TABYAS
— Thinking All But You Are Stupid
OTTOMHAROO
— Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OUSU
— Oh, You Shut Up
YMMVG
— Your Mileage May Vary Greatly
NOYL
— Not On Your Life
KYHOOTW
— Keep Your Head Out of the Water
RAEBNC
— Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
LBL
— Large Box Label
WUASTC
— Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
SYUTH
— Smack You Upside the Head
DYHABF
— Do You Have A Boyfriend
WYGIWYAF
— What You Get Is What You Asked for
ROFLMHO
— Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off
MSCEA
— My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
WTY
— Waving To You
TPS
— This Program Sucks
TLTBT
— Too Ludicrous to Be True
IWBN
— It Would Be Nice
TTKSF
— Trying To Keep a Straight Face
WPKOL
— Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
KITB
— Kick in the Butt
WRATGAS
— Who Really and Truly Gives A Shit
IYL
— If You Like
PEKUSH
— Press Every Key Until Something Happens
LOIS
— Laughing on the Inside
YWAM
— Youth With A Mission
TOBAL
— There Oughta Be A Law
DTHT
— Delighted to Hear That
TNLNSL
— Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook
ROTFLMAAOBPO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
LSHMSB
— Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst
WTMPI
— Way Too Much Personal Information
SYT
— See You Tonight
NIME
— Not in My Experience
YD
— Yesterday's Dream
TJATAW
— Truth Justice and the American Way
IOWTBT
— I Only Want To Be Told
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Him
TFDS
— That's For Damn Sure
UIAM
— Unless I Am Mistaken
ROFLWPIMP
— Rolling on Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing in My Pants
MPTY
— More Power to You
LOFLOL
— Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud
LSHMBA
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
WSLS
— Win Some, Lose Some
WWYL
— When Will You Learn
ROFUTS
— Rolling on Floor Unable to Speak
LDWPKOL
— Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips
MIASGB
— Make it A Short Goodbye
YABR
— You Are Being Replaced
DBAI
— Designed By An Idiot
NPNG
— No Pain No Gain
NCB
— Never Change Baby
NTDBWY
— Nice To Do Business With You
WP
— Well Put
TADT
— They All do That
SBID
— Shitty But It'll Do
WDOI
— Wouldn't Dream Of It
SAHM
— Stay at home mummies
ROTFLMTO
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Tail Off
WYSOH
— Where's Your Sense Of Humour
NQWI
— Not Quite With It
ROFLKAS
— Rolling On Floor Laughing, Kicking And Screaming
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