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ABCDEFG
— A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, A Boy Continues Disappointing Every Faithful Girl
FAMILY
— Father And Mother, I Love You
HOLLAND
— Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. Acronym from the envelopes of wartime home-bound love letters (see also CHIP, ITALY, SWALK, EGYPT and NORWICH). Text messaging ain't got nothing on it...
SCHOOL
— Seven Crappy Hours of Our Lifes
BTW
— By The Way
MATHS
— Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
SINGLE
— Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier
BITCH
— Beautiful Intelligent Talented Creative Honest
DODGE
— Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FATHER
— Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibilities
A,S.A.P
— As Slow As Possible
DODGE
— Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
B.R.B
— Be. Ready. Bitch
FORD
— Fix or Repair Daily
I PAD
— Information Platform Apple's Devise
M.T.W.T.F
— Made To Wait Til Friday
LOVE
— Loss of Valuable Energy
PAM
— Piss And Moan
BOSS
— Built on Self Success
ITALY
— I Trust And Love You
UGLY
— U Gotta Love Yourself
BITCH
— Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes
DHL
— Delivery Halfway Lost
WAFFLES
— Water And Flour Forms Lovely Exemplary Snacks
DILDO
— Daringly Inserting Large Disgusting Objects
E-BAY
— Excellent Bargains All Year
WIFE
— Washing Ironing Feeding Etc
NEPAL
— Never Ever Part As Lovers
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
THERESA
— Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Existing Splendid Asset
DIARY
— Darling I Always Remember You
BITCH
— Babe In Total Control of Herself
GAY
— Gorgeous and Young
ADIDAS
— All Day I Dream About Soccer
CFI
— Complete Fucking Idiot
BMW
— Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
PIG
— Pretty Intelligent Girl
CHEVROLET
— Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
VIRGIN
— Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal
BITCH
— Boastful Individual That Creates Haters
BMW
— Break My Window
GM
— Gluteus Maximus
GMC
— Gotta Mechanic Coming
AAI
— Allah Already Informed
INDIA
— I'll Never do It Again
FML
— Feed Me Lollipop
PMS
— Pre-Marital Sex
OSAMA
— Oh Shit, Another Monday Again
TOYOTA
— The One You Ought To Avoid
DODGE
— Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
GULP
— Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed
GREAT
— Get Really Excited About Today
FORD
— Driver Returns On Foot
BMW
— Broke My Wallet
BMW
— Born Moderately Wealthy
BITCH
— Boys I'm Taking Charge Here
HUSBAND
— Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting
PIG
— Pretty Insensitive Girl
BRA
— Bosom Regulating Accessory
MONEY
— Mounds Of Never Ending Yen
YBGID
— Yes By God I Did
BMW
— Babbling Mechanical Wench
HOMEWORK
— Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge
MBBS
— Married But Beautiful Sight
ABC
— Always Be Careful
TEAM
— Together Everyone Achieves More
LADY GAGA
— Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention
POOR
— Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly
GMC
— Got More Crap
SHIT
— So Happy Its Tuesday
CRST
— Caution Really Stupid Trucker
DIGBY
— Did I Go Broke Yet
BMW
— Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
ROSE
— Really Outstanding & Sweet Everyday
FIAT
— Fix It Again Tony
OK
— One Kiss
WIFE
— Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment
BMW
— Big Money Works
WIFE
— Worries Invited For Ever
BITCH
— Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
SUBARU
— Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
MOPAR
— My Old Pig Ain't Running
FINALS
— Fuck, I never actually learned Shit
SCARLETT
— Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time
MCDONALD
— Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks
NYLON
— New York & London
FORD
— Found On Road Dead
DRS
— Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
MYE
— May You Endure
GOOGLE
— Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations
FLOOD
— Filling Lots Of Overflowing Drains
AUDI
— Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
GTO
— Gas Tires Oil
FYI
— Fuck you, idiot
RUMORS
— Rumors are Usually Made Up Of Ridiculous Shit
DODGE
— Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
FIAT
— Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
EDSEL
— Every Day Something Else Leaks
ROEHL
— Rolls Over Every Hill Last
CHEF
— Creating Heavenly Extraordinary Food
AUDI
— Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
PLYMOUTH
— Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
SCHOOL
— Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life
SHAG
— So How? AGain?
AMC
— All Makes Combined
JB HUNT
— Just Been Hired UN-Trained
HONDA
— Had One Never Did Again
ATTARD
— Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic
DODGE
— Drive Only During Great Emergencies
AUDI
— Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
BOYS
— Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls
PIG
— Pretty Interesting Girl
BEER
— Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
CROCS
— Crocs Really Offend Current Shoes
SAAB
— Sad Attempt At Beauty
TRIUMPH
— Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
GOZO
— God's Own Zone Obviously
PIG
— Pretty Insensitive Guy
BIHAR
— Brilliant Intelligent Honest All Reverse
ACRONYM
— A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory
BITCH
— Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully
CHEVROLET
— Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
PORSCHE
— Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
GIANT
— Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan
FORD
— Flipping Over Results in Death
BMW
— Bought My Wife
MILLIS
— Maybe I Like Lying It Sideways
HOPE
— Have Only Positive Expectations
MCT
— Mexican Chicken Trucks
CHEVROLET
— Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
MOPAR
— Mostly Old Parts And Rust
GM
— Generally Miserable
ACURA
— Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
BLINGS
— Bloody Loose Idiot Nonsense Goose Stupid
CHINA
— Come Home I Need Affection
AI
— Allah Informed
DRAMA
— Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
MICROSOFT
— Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
BMW
— Big Money Waste
LIFE
— Living Isn't Freaking Easy, Living It Fully Everyday
GM
— Garbage Motors
TOTAL
— Tot Overall Through A List
MGF
— Might Go Forward
HENRY
— Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly
DONNA
— Dame Of Note Never Alienated
PIA
— Please Inform Allah
FACEBOOK
— Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how
MOAN
— Making Others Annoyed at Night
HIM
— He Is Mine
BELLE
— Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity
FORD
— Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FLU
— Fluids Leaking Unstoppably
GMC
— Gets Mechanics Crazy
BIEBER
— Believe In Everything, Because Everything is Reachable
SAAB
— Something An Asshole Buys
JAGUAR
— Just Another Great, Unbelievable Amazing Ride
MAZDA
— Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
TWITTER
— Tweets Will Inform The Target Environment Rapidly
MOBILE
— Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically
ASS
— Animal Strictly Speaking
PST
— Pretty Stupid Trucker
PLAYBOY
— Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You
WINE
— Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract
ENGLAND
— Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
SLIM
— Successfully Lost Immense Mass
IPHONE
— Individuals Payed Hundreds On Nothing Exciting
FORD
— Funny Old Rattling Dump
FAIL
— Forget About It, Loser, First Attempt In Learning
MORNING
— Making Others Randomly Not Interested, Nothing's Good
GUITAR
— Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm
VOLVO
— Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
SKYPE
— Skype Keeps Your Phone Economical
ACURA
— Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
DEMON
— Dead; Everyday Making Others Nauseous
BOOK
— Brainy Object Of Knowledge
FAMILY
— Friends And Money I Love You
MOPAR
— Most Often Passed At Races
BIMBO
— Best In Managing Bitches Only
CCB
— Cute Crying Baby
ADIDAS
— All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy
SCULPTURE
— Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression
DODGE
— Dead Old Dog Going East
PST
— Pot Smoking Trucker
GM
— General Maintenance
LIFE
— Learning Is Fun & Exciting, Lol, It Fucks Everything
TUMBLR
— Things Understood by Many, But Less Remembered
GM
— Grossly Misconceived
MR. BEAN
— Mr. Rowan, Being Entertaining And Noiseless
FORD
— Fault Of R&D
AMC
— A Major Cost
COP
— Catching Offenders Primarily
FORD
— Fireball On Rear Denting
NASA
— No Aliens Seen Anywhere
MGB
— Might Go Backwards
AMC
— Another Major Catastrophe
MUSIC
— Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus
APPLE
— Apple Prevents People from Leaving Earth
JEEP
— Just Eats Every Part
MARRIAGE
— Men Are Rarely Right In A Girl's Eyes
CHEVROLET
— Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
MADRAS
— Men After Drinks Run After Sex
LIBYA
— Love Is Beautiful You Also
TGIF
— Today, God Is Free
NIKE
— No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment
OLDSMOBILE
— Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
NERD
— Never Ever Right Dude
WERNER
— We Employ Retards No Experience Required
GMC
— Great Mountain Climber
UGLY
— Unperfect Guys Loving You
CRIME
— Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera
MOTOR
— Most Of Them Only for Racing
GIRL
— Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form
BEE
— Buzzing Energetic Extractor
GEO
— Good Engineering Overlooked
GLEE
— God Loves Everyone Equally
FORD
— First On Race Day
LIFE
— Love Is for Everyone
CROOK
— Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind
FORD
— Fast Only Rolling Downhill
PRIME
— Park Right In the Middle of Everything
JAGUAR
— Just A Guess U Are Rich
MAID
— Mother Actually In Disguise
HATE
— Having Anger Towards Everything
MOPAR
— My Only Problems Are Repairs
SWIFT
— Sure Wish I Finished Training
CRST
— Can't Remember Shit
HATERS
— Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
HALO
— Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head
DOG
— Dutifully On Guard
ANDROID
— Actually Nothing Distinct, Really Only Iphone Duplication
HONDA
— Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
ART
— Appealing Resultant Talent
BMW
— Brutal Money Waster
BMW
— Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
UMBRELLA
— Umbrella Must Bring, Raining Everyday Like Lake Already
AVATAR
— A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation
NAKED
— .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted
PRIEST
— Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions
THOR
— The Hammer's Over Rated
LOVE
— Loyalty On Virginity Ends
PRIZE
— Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise
RAMBO
— Running Around Mindlessly Blasting Others
FORD
— Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
PIANO
— Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally
KFC
— Keeps Fattening Children
CLEVER
— Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really
AMC
— A Mutated Car
PIG
— Pretty Intelligent Guy
FORD
— Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
DODGE
— Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
FORD
— Forced On Reluctant Drivers
HONDA
— Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
FIAT
— Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FAMILY
— Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long
WERNER
— We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required
INSOMNIA
— I Never Sleep On Most Nights, I'm Awake
MALTA
— Most Attractive Locality To Access
BMW
— Breaks Most Wrenches
AUDI
— Automobile Under Demonic Influence
SPAM
— Seriously, Poor Advertising Method
BITCHES
— Beautiful Individuals That Can Handle Every Situation
RAPE
— Retire Aged People Early
MG
— Money Guzzler
WERNER
— We Enlist Rookies No Experience Required
PUMA
— Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel
DIE
— Depart Into Eternity
FORD
— Foot On Road Decelerates
BMW
— Bring My Wheelchair
ALARM
— A Loud And Ringing Machine
CNY
— Cash Notes Yearly
ROADWAY
— Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year
MDR
— Mississippi Drug Run
WOMAN
— Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions
JEEP
— Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
CRST
— Cedar Rapids Super Truckers
FORD
— First On Recall Day
TRIUMPH
— This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
WORK
— Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer
GM
— Great Mistake
MOPAR
— Move Over People Are Racing
AIDS
— Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse
GMC
— Garage Man's Companion
BMW
— Break My Windshield
JAPAN
— Japanese Are Pretty Angry Now
MIATA
— My Intention Always To Accelerate
YAHOO
— Yields Answers Hot On Order
FORD
— Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
SWIFT
— Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic
BEER
— Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
MUSTANG
— Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
BREAST
— Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though
DIET
— Do I Eat Today
RUG
— Rough Underfoot Groundsheet
MOPAR
— Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
DODGE
— Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
BMW
— Brings Me Women
CSI
— Cannot Stop Investigating
PTL
— Part Time Layover
HONDA
— Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
FORD
— Free Or Reduced Drastically
NURSE
— Noted Under Registered Services Employees
BMW
— Broken Monstrous Wonder
DREAM
— Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable
BMW
— Bring More Wrenches
MAN
— Muscle-Activated Nonentity)
SMILE
— Showing Miracle In Little Effort
SHIT
— Special High Intensity Training
RSVP
— Reply and Send Valuable Presents
CRST
— Cedar Rapids Slow Truck
CHESS
— Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game
AMC
— A Morons Car
GMC
— Great Motor Car
SWIFT
— Stop Whining I'm Fucking Trying
GM
— General Maintenance Aptitude Area
TSA
— Touching Sensitive Areas
PRIME
— Please Remember, I'm Missouri Educated
TEMPLE
— Telling Everyone Must Pray, Like Everyday
HTML
— Hard To Make Love
CRST
— Caution Really Slow Truck
GMC
— Generally Mediocre Cars
FAP
— Frequently applied pressure
CLASS
— Come Late and Start Sleeping
FORD
— First On Rust and Deterioration
JEEP
— Jumps Excitedly in Every Pothole
CRST
— Can't Read Simple Text
VODKA
— Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony
PINTO
— Put In Nickel To Operate
FORD
— Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration
IPOD
— Intuitive Playlist Organizing Device
FERRY
— Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet
PINTO
— Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
BMW
— Barely Moving Wreck
GMC
— God's Mechanical Curse
SINGLE
— So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever.
BLOG
— Broadcasted Learning Open-to-all Globally
CAT
— Crawl Attack Tactician
ISLAM
— I Sincerely Love All Muslims
FORD
— Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
DIET
— Did I Eat That?
JOY
— Jesus Overshadows You
WOMEN
— Want One Man Every Night
BMW
— Big Money. Why?
PIG
— Pretty Interesting Guy
POLICE
— Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion
BMW
— Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
PROMISES
— People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple
FORD
— Fails On Rainy Days
BEAVER
— Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers
WTF
— Worse Than Failure
AUDI
— Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
FORD
— Forward Only; Reverse Defective
BMW
— Brings More Women
GPS
— Go Perfectly Straight
BMW
— Broken Money Waster
CATS
— Cuddle And Touching Softly
BOY
— Budding-Out Youth
OLDSMOBILE
— old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday
MOPAR
— Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
PTL
— Pathetic Truck Lines
SAAB
— Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
NOSE
— Noble Outwardly Significant Extention
WATER
— Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment
RIP
— Rest In Planking, Really Inspiring Person
SIGN
— .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed
FORD
— Formed Of Rejected DNA
DIET
— Doubt I'll Ever Try
PRIME INC.
— Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I Need Cash
MARIE
— Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected
SAAB
— Sorry Auto, Always Broken
TIME
— Thing I Must Learn
FORD
— Frigin'Old Rebuilt Dodge
LAME
— Loony And Mildly Entertaining
FORD
— Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin
OASIS
— Only Available Source In Sahara
FORD
— Fork Over Repair Dough
AUDI
— Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
FORD
— Fabricated Of Refried Dung
HOTEL
— Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers
DODGE
— Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FORD
— Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
STOP
— Stall, Turn Off Propulsion
FORD
— Finally Obsolete Racing Device
DIET
— Don't Indulge Every Time
BUSINESS
— Bonding : Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy
SAAB
— Send Another Automobile Back
TEST
— Torturing Every Student Tremendously
TOYOTA
— Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
SHAFT
— Special Help After Forced Termination
FORD
— Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
TORRENT
— The Official Reason Regarding Everybody Not Taping
MOPAR
— Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
FORD
— First On Road to Dump
TOYOTA
— Take Only Your Ordure To America
GMC
— Get More Chicks
JB HUNT
— Just Beginning to Hold Up Nation's Traffic
SQUARE
— Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events
FORD
— Forwarded Once Return Denied
MAC
— Most Awesome Computer
VW
— Virtually Worthless
LIFE
— Let It Flow Easily
BMW
— Beastly Monstrous Wonder
FORD
— Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
SCREW
— Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers
STAIRS
— Steps to Access Inevitably Raised Structures
SUCCESS
— Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability
SWIFT
— Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck
PLANKING
— People Lying Around Not Knowing It's Not Good
SWIFT
— Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks
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