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• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• %-} — Intoxicated
• FRM — From
• OTP — On the Phone
• N/A — Not Applicable
• R — Are
• O :-) — An angel
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• PPL — People
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• TBH — To Be Honest
• BTWN — Between
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• 0 — Zero
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• 7 — Seven
• W/ — With
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• USA — United States of America
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• OIC — Oh I See
• JK — Just kidding
• TB — Text Back
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• BCOZ — Because
• GRMBL — Grumble
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• DM — Do me
• 7K — Sick
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• TXS — Thanks
• L8R — Later
• ALWZ — Always
• ABT — About
• ATM — At The Moment
• RP — Role Play
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• KEWL — Cool

• THX — Thanks
• PLS — Please
• HUD — How You Doing
• BTW — By The Way
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• HUGZ — Hugs
• 10Q — Thank You
• BJ — Blow Job
• K — Okay
• MSG — Message
• LV — love
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• TOM — Tomorrow
• L8ER — Later
• J4F — Just for Fun
• SUP — What's Up?
• PM — Private Message
• BBL — Be Back Later
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• Y! — Typical Man
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• IDC — I Don't Care
• CU — See You
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• LMK — Let Me Know
• LOLWUT — What?
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• NP — No Problem
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• W8N — Waiting
• POV — Point Of View
• TBA — To Be Advised
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• O4U — Only for You
• OOO — Out Of Office
• X! — Typical Woman
• W@ — What
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• TC — Take Care
• ISO — In Search Of
• SK8 — Skate
• M$ — Microsoft
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)

• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• X — Kiss
• RN — Right Now
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• 4 — Four
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• AKA — Also Know As
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• 1337 — Elite
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• IMO — In My Opinion
• F? — Friends
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• OOF — Out of Facility
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• W8ING — WaitING
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• 121 — One-To-One
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• XLNT — Excellent
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• GRRRR — Growling
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• BRB — Be right back
• VFM — Value For Money
• T2GO — Time to Go
• PW — Password
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• FWD — Forward
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• U2 — You Too
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• LIL — Little
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• TBD — To Be Determined
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• STR8 — Straight
• FISH — First In Still Here
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• BR — Best regards
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• UR — Your
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• SME — Subject Matter Expert

• WTH — What The Heck?
• TYT — Take Your Time
• WTG — Way To Go
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• BMW — Be My Wife
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• WB — Welcome Back
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• BC — Because
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• W84M — Wait for me
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• B4 — Before
• BBS — Be back soon
• M8 — Mate
• TX — Thanks
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• JIT — Just in time
• J/P — Just Playing
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• OP — Original Poster
• FYI — For Your Information
• XI10 — Exciting
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• C|B-) — Ali G
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• 2D4 — To Die For
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• BF — Boyfriend
• OT — Overtime
• COZ — Because
• BOT — Back on Topic
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• TY — Thank You
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• IRL — In Real Life
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• AA — Adios Amigo

• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• WKND — Weekend
• ADDY — Address
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• 4E — Forever
• K — Kiss
• TBC — To Be Continued
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• EOM — End Of Message
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• Y — Why?
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• MC — Merry Christmas
• CC — Carbon Copy
• TMB — Text Me Back
• BFN — Bye for Now
• KOK — Knock
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• 1457 — Last
• STATS — Your sex and age
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• MOB — Mobile
• AML — All My Love
• TNX — Thanks
• NC — No Comment
• OMW — On My Way
• 8 — Eight
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• NT — No Text
• DD — Dear Daughter
• CTR — Center
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• RFC — Request For Comment
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• BRT — Be Right There
• TTUL — Talk To You Later

• W8 — Wait
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• TTM — Talk To Me
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• AA — As above
• D8 — date
• SRY — Sorry
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• BD — Big Deal
• IOW — In Other Words
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• UI! — You Idiot
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• 4U — For You
• RM — Room
• IR8 — irate
• ETA — Edited To Add
• NUFF — Enough Said
• OT — Off Topic
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• J/K — Just Kidding
• TAY — Thinking about you
• COD — Call of Duty
• FO — Fuck Off
• CB — Chat Brat
• UW — You're Welcome
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• NG — No Good
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• NT — Nice Try
• RX — Regards
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• TQ — Thank You
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")

• TOY — Thinking Of You
• SOZ — Sorry
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• VC — Venture Capital
• OO — Over and Out
• AFC — Away from Computer
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• DS — Dear Son
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• BC — Be Cool
• L8 — Late
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• AP — Apple Pie
• ADD — Address
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• TTLY — Totally
• DH — Dear Husband
• VM — Voice Mail
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• NA — Not Applicable
• MIN — Minute
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• PLZ — Please
• B/C — Because
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• OZ — Australia
• MM — Merry Meet
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• CUL8R — See You Later
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• LOL — laughting out loud
• 4EVER — Forever
• H8 — Hate
• FB — Facebook
• JC — Just Checking
• DL — Download
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• 6 — Six

• DA — The
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• CYA — See You
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• ADR — Address
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• NBD — No Big Deal
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• JT — Just Teasing
• B4N — Bye for Now
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• CID — Consider It Done
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• NLT — No Later Than
• @WRK — At Work
• WU — What's Up?
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• AISI — As I See It
• SYL — See You Later
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• CUL — See You Later
• :)S — Smiles
• NRG — Energy
• KM — Kiss Me
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• CUS — See You Soon
• BS — Bull Shit
• GR8 — Great
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• IDK — I don’t know
• OS — Operating System
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• BT — Byte This

• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• RW — Real World
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• HW — Homework
• NM — Never Mind
• BOT — Be on that
• IC — I See
• UL — Upload
• C — See
• WFM — Works For Me
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• BO — Back Off
• WTF — what the fuck
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• QT — Cutie
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• DW — Dear Wife
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• TM — Trademark
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• AB — Ass Backwards
• KBD — Keyboard
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• SRSLY — Seriously
• DW — Don't Worry
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• 2NITE — Tonight
• 4N — Foreign
• YGG — You Go Girl
• EOR — End of Rant
• 4EVA — Forever
• BTA — But Then Again
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• CMB — Call Me Back
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• GL — Good Luck
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• ILU — I Love You
• OTT — Over The Top
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone

• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• IDL — Ideal
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• SPK — Speak
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• PS — Post Scriptum
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• N/A — Not Available
• WC — Who Cares?
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• SYS — See You Soon
• 2U2 — To You Too
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• OM — Old Man
• TTL — Time To Live
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• 9 — Nine
• GTH — Go To Hell
• JC — Just Curious
• LYK — Let You Know
• W/E — Whatever
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• 2 — To
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• LD — Long Distance
• W — With
• EM — Excuse Me
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• Z — Zero
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• CUZ — Because
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?

• 2DAY — Today
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• BH — Better Half
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• JJ — Just Joking
• MTF — More to Follow
• EG — Evil Grin
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• JAS — Just A Second
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• :^) — Broken nose
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• PTB — Powers That Be
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• 2L8 — Too Late
• G — Grin
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• 411 — Info
• RLY — Really
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• BRH — Be Right Here
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• CM — Call Me
• OTW — Off To Work
• GAL — Get A Life
• M — Male
• AH — At home
• BION — Believe It or Not
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• YR — Your
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• TM — Trust Me
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• FE — Fatal Error
• MMB — Message Me Back
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• BAU — Business As Usual
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• D/L — Download
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• AWA — As Well As
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer

• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• OTW — On the Way
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• JC — Just Chilling
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• BW — Best Wishes
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• AYK — As You Know
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• BG — Big Grin
• 4 — For
• 5 — Five
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• SH — Shit Happens
• EOL — End Of Line
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• BR — Bathroom
• OL — Old Lady
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• SYSOP — System Operator
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• WG — Wicked Grin
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• MTH — Month
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• B — Be
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• MMA — Meet me at
• AISB — As I Said Before
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• BKA — Better Known As
• CM — Call Menu
• SMS — Short Message Service
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses

• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• PD — Public Domain
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• LYL — Love You Lots
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• TTS — Text To Speech
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• AB — Ah Bless!
• MU — Miss You
• BM — Bite Me
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• EZ — Easy
• DP — Dear Partner
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• LU — Love You
• FH — Future Husband
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• NM — Not Much
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• GFN — Gone for Now
• IS — I'm Sorry
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• NE1 — Anyone
• G9 — Genius
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• WTH — What The Hell?
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• G2G — Got To Go
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• TEL — Telephone
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• F2T — Free to Talk
• NE — Any
• BOL — Be On Later
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• HD — Hold
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• CP — Sleepy
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud

• 2 — Too Add
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• CT — City
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• LM — Letters mailed
• SF — Science Fiction
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• RUS — Russian Federation
• FF — Friends Forever
• WB — Write Back
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• LTR — Letter
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• DYK — Did You Know?
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• RU — Are You?
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• DA — father
• ME2 — Me Too
• :-X — Small Kiss
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• EM — E-Mail
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• AOC — Available on cell
• WO — Without
• RE — Hello Again
• DF — Dear Friend
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• LY — Love You
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• W2G — Way To Go
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• FYM — For Your Misinformation

• OOI — Out of Interest
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• YHM — You Have Mail
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• YCT — Your Comment To
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• N1 — Nice One
• :-( ) — Shocked
• AAF — As A Friend
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• HB — Hurry Back
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• JIC — Just In Case
• : @ — Shouting
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• B4U — Before You
• OPM — Other People's Money
• 86 — Out of
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• CTO — Check This Out
• AIH — As It Happens
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• ATST — At the Same Time
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• S2R — Send to Receive
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• :( — Sad, without nose
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• SFW — Safe for Work
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• ADN — Any Day Now
• AWOL — Absent while online
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• AAR — At Any Rate
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware

• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• DH — Dear Hubby
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• BS — Big Smile
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• BO — Buzz Off
• CUNS — See You In School
• RGDS — Regards
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• JOO — you
• BK — Back
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• BCO — Big crush on
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• DK — Don't known
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• OOC — Out of Character
• DA — there
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• WT — Without Thinking
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• THNQ — Thank You
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• RE — regards
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• :-7 — Smirk
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• NFC — No fucking clue
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.

• JASE — Just Another System Error
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• OML — Oh My Lord
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• MM — Market Maker
• JW — Just wondering
• TBF — To Be Fair
• NW — No Way
• NAP — Not A Problem
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• OAO — Over and Out
• BITD — Back in the Day
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• GG — Good Games
• YT — You There?
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• CYL — See You Later
• PG — Pretty Good
• CUL — Catch You Later
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• BAC — Back At Computer
• WOA — Work of Art
• IAC — In Any Case
• NWO — No Way Out
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• :-9 — Salivating
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• IYQ — I like you
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• U — You
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• 1CE — Once
• WUD — What You Doing
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• FSCK — File System Check
• SU — Shut Up
• BME — Based on My Experience
• JAM — Just A Minute
• IYSS — If You Say So
• FTTB — For The Time Being

• WD — Well Done
• NMH — Not Much Here
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• AI — As If
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• PO — Piss Off
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• IAYL — In A While
• DLO — Down low
• LNDN — London
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• GA — Go Ahead
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• ATB — All The Best
• DNR — Dinner
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• WP — Wrong Person
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• DU — Don't understand
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• MGB — May God Bless
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure

• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• M02 — My two cents
• YKW — You Know What
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• COC — Code of Conduct
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• BN — Bad news
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• IUSS — If You Say So
• R — Rare
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• UR — You Are
• 3 — Three
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• B-) — Sunglasses
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• ITM — In the Money
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• UY — Up Yours
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• B/F — Boyfriend
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• -:-) — Punk
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• YNK — You Never Know
• WF — Way Fun
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• 10 — Ten
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• NOOB — New person
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• POOF — Good-bye
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• R8 — Rate
• FBOW — For Better or Worse

• BW — Be well
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• W4U — Waiting for You
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• : - )… — Drooling
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• NA — No Access
• BIF — Before I Forget
• NTK — Nice to Know
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• BB — Bathroom break
• MO — Momentum on
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• PCM — Please Call Me
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• LUM — Love You Man
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• EL — Evil Laugh
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• KFY — Kiss For You
• DYFI — Did you find it
• PWNED — Owned
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• NMP — Not My Problem
• SH — Same Here
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• :-(0) — Shouting
• :-~) — Having a cold
• OO — On Order
• 1 — One
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• CY — Calm Yourself
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• NCG — New College Graduate
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• ATW — All the Web
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• L2M — Listening to Music
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• /(00)/ — Spider
• PLD — Played
• :-O — Appalled

• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• :-( — Sad
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• IBT — In Between Technology
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• L8RS — Laters
• THANQ — Thank You
• CIAO — Good-bye
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• YGM — You Got Mail
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• SUM1 — Someone
• CRZ — Crazy
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• :-D — Laugher
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• CUL — Call you later
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• :-* — Bitter
• JP — Just playing 
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• IAE — In Any Event
• BWO — Black White or Other
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• BEOS — Nudge
• :-D — Grinning
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information

• GTSY — Glad To See You
• TAH — Take A Hike
• BD — Birthday
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• CM — Call Memory
• KIR — Keep It Real
• ATT — All The Time
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• CP — Cross post
• :-X — Not saying a word
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• TMA — Take My Advice
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• WE — whatever
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• URW — You Are Welcome
• CMON — Come-On
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• WWY — Where Were You?
• @}---,--- — A rose
• ITYS — I Told You So
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• TA — Thanks Again
• PL — Playlist
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• :-C — Real Unhappy

• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• DD — Due Diligence
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• ABT2 — About To
• IMI — I Mean It
• WW — Wrong Window
• <|-) — Chinese
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• MP — Merry Part
• :'-( — Crying
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• N2M — Not Too Much
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• :=) — Two noses
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• KC — Keep Cool
• TPC — The Phone Company
• SPKR — Speaker
• :-V — Talking
• OT — Other Topic
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• SC — Stay Cool
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• JAD — Just Another Day
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• SB — Should Be
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?

• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• NO1 — No-One
• :-< — Cheated
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• SK8R — Skater
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• :-| — Determined
• CUB — Call You Back
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• HH — Hold Hands
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• DUR — Do You Remember
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• DYLM — do you like me
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• RDNK — Redneck
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• IIR — If I Recall
• :-{) — With a moustache
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day

• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• ISS — I Said So
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• RLR — Earlier
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• RD — Research and Development
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• N2M — Not to Mention
• IAT — I Am Tired
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• WKD — Weekend
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• ATW — At The Weekend
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• BB — Bright blessings
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• MINS — Minutes
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• NUTN — Nothing
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• 86 — Over
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• NE — Anyway
• FF — Freeze frame
• L33T — Elite
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• HOT4U — hot for you
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• OU — I owe you
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• TM — Tickle Me
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• :-{} — Lip stick
• NAL — Nationality
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• PL8 — Plate
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running

• >: -| — Cross
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• IMBL — It must be love
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• WRK — Work
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• NN2R — No need to reply
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• BH@ — Be home at
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• CME — Call Me
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• DUST — Did You See That?
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• TOH — The other half
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• BHL8 — Be home late
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• SME1 — Some One
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• TP — Team Player
• MTG — Meeting
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• PTB — Please Text Back
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• :-# — Razes
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• WW — Wrong Way
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• TC — That's Cool

• W/B — Welcome Back
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• HF — Hello Friend
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• YA — Yet Another
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• TITF — That is too funny
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• NF — Nucking Futs
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• :-<> — Surprised
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• T — Think Positive
• UL — You Will
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• MNGR — manager
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• SLY — Still Love You
• YW — You are welcome
• YS — You Suck
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• IUM — If You Must
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• TWT — Twat!
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• N00B — Noobie
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• ISO — Is seeking other
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• WAI — What an Idiot
• QL — Quit Laughing
• STPD — stupid
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• OLL — Online Love

• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• YRG — You Are Good!
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• AFN — All For Now
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• PRT — Party
• KL — Cool
• TUI — Turning You in
• TW — Team Work
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• WE — WeekEnd
• REHI — Hello Again
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• YR — Your Room
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• WT — What?
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• WAN2 — Want To
• ><:> — A Turkey
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• YR — Why Are
• TG — Thank goodness
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)

• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• TUL — Tell You Later
• SME1 — Someone
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• NL — not likely
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• BB — Blessed Be
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• M/F — male or female
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• -6% — Not very clever
• OK — All Correct
• BSTD — Busted
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• URAS — You Are a Star
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• BL — Buddy List
• SB — Smiling back
• RESQ — Rescue
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• U/L — Upload
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• KOS — Kill on Site
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• TOS — The Other Service
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• PZA — Pizza
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• TNT — Till Next Time
• [:] — A Robot
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• B/F — Brain fart
• 2 — Two
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• POS — Power of Suggestion

• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• B — Beam
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• YM — Your Mom
• F — Friends
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• O&O — Over & Out
• NC — Nice Call
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• PU — That stinks!
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• TXT BAC — text back
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• NETHNG — Anything
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• S — Smiling
• TWDS — Towards
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• CU@ — See You At
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• WBP — Write Back Please
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• |-O — Snoring
• DON — Doing
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• S4L — Spam For Life
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• PIR — Parent In Room
• URWS — You Are Wise
• MD@U — Mad at you

• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• -) — Smile
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• -( — Frown
• TFN — Till further notice
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• RU? — Are you?
• |-I — Sleeping
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• CYR — Call Your
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• IIR — If I Remember
• URT1 — Your are the one
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• APP — Appreciate
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• PLZRD — Please read
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• :-' — Sceptical
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• NC — Not cool
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• ATW — Around The Web
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• -O — Surprised
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?

• T — Thanks
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• P911 — Parent Alert
• SP — Spelling
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• PCME — Please Call Me
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• PL& — Planned
• {:-) — Toupee
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• THN — Thanks
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• SHOPN — Shopping
• REHI — Re-hi
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• AMAZN — Amazing
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer

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