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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• %-} — Intoxicated
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• R — Are
• OTP — On the Phone
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• O :-) — An angel
• N/A — Not Applicable
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• TBH — To Be Honest
• BTWN — Between
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• 0 — Zero
• PPL — People
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• W/ — With
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• TB — Text Back
• USA — United States of America
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• OIC — Oh I See
• 7 — Seven
• JK — Just kidding
• GRMBL — Grumble
• 7K — Sick
• DM — Do me
• HUD — How You Doing
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• ALWZ — Always
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• KEWL — Cool
• RP — Role Play
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• TXS — Thanks
• BCOZ — Because
• ABT — About
• L8R — Later
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• ATM — At The Moment

• HUGZ — Hugs
• 10Q — Thank You
• TOM — Tomorrow
• PLS — Please
• BJ — Blow Job
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• LV — love
• K — Okay
• L8ER — Later
• J4F — Just for Fun
• LOLWUT — What?
• THX — Thanks
• IDC — I Don't Care
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• O4U — Only for You
• W8N — Waiting
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• PM — Private Message
• MSG — Message
• X! — Typical Woman
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• Y! — Typical Man
• X — Kiss
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• SK8 — Skate
• SUP — What's Up?
• 4 — Four
• LMK — Let Me Know
• NP — No Problem
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• W@ — What
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• BTW — By The Way
• TC — Take Care
• RN — Right Now
• W8ING — WaitING
• TBA — To Be Advised
• OOO — Out Of Office
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• ISO — In Search Of
• CU — See You
• M$ — Microsoft
• LIL — Little

• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• GRRRR — Growling
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• OOF — Out of Facility
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• IMO — In My Opinion
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• T2GO — Time to Go
• F? — Friends
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• XLNT — Excellent
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• BBL — Be Back Later
• VFM — Value For Money
• 121 — One-To-One
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• FISH — First In Still Here
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• FWD — Forward
• U2 — You Too
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• 1337 — Elite
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• POV — Point Of View
• BMW — Be My Wife
• W84M — Wait for me
• STR8 — Straight
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• UR — Your
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• XI10 — Exciting
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• BR — Best regards

• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• WTH — What The Heck?
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• 2D4 — To Die For
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• BC — Because
• C|B-) — Ali G
• PW — Password
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• COZ — Because
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• J/P — Just Playing
• TMB — Text Me Back
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• TX — Thanks
• OP — Original Poster
• TYT — Take Your Time
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• AKA — Also Know As
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• 4E — Forever
• M8 — Mate
• BRB — Be right back
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• AA — Adios Amigo
• KOK — Knock
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• WKND — Weekend
• WB — Welcome Back
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• WTG — Way To Go
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• BOT — Back on Topic
• TTM — Talk To Me
• K — Kiss
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• MC — Merry Christmas
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio

• BF — Boyfriend
• ADDY — Address
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• 8 — Eight
• B4 — Before
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• FYI — For Your Information
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• IR8 — irate
• IRL — In Real Life
• BFN — Bye for Now
• UI! — You Idiot
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• RX — Regards
• NUFF — Enough Said
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• MOB — Mobile
• EOM — End Of Message
• 1457 — Last
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• TY — Thank You
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• OT — Overtime
• NT — No Text
• BBS — Be back soon
• NC — No Comment
• TAY — Thinking about you
• W8 — Wait
• Y — Why?
• COD — Call of Duty
• CB — Chat Brat
• DD — Dear Daughter
• AML — All My Love
• AA — As above
• STATS — Your sex and age
• TBD — To Be Determined
• AP — Apple Pie

• UW — You're Welcome
• TQ — Thank You
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• SRY — Sorry
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• MM — Merry Meet
• BD — Big Deal
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• KM — Kiss Me
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• SOZ — Sorry
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• TNX — Thanks
• OT — Off Topic
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• OMW — On My Way
• RFC — Request For Comment
• 6 — Six
• BRT — Be Right There
• ETA — Edited To Add
• NT — Nice Try
• OZ — Australia
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• JIT — Just in time
• JT — Just Teasing
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• ADD — Address
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• 4U — For You
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• TTLY — Totally
• D8 — date
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• CTR — Center
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• L8 — Late
• JC — Just Checking
• VC — Venture Capital

• NG — No Good
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• CC — Carbon Copy
• NRG — Energy
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• VM — Voice Mail
• H8 — Hate
• DS — Dear Son
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• BC — Be Cool
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• DH — Dear Husband
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• CID — Consider It Done
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• HW — Homework
• IDL — Ideal
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• PLZ — Please
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• 4EVER — Forever
• ADR — Address
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• RM — Room
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• CYA — See You
• NBD — No Big Deal
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• WFM — Works For Me
• IOW — In Other Words
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• B4N — Bye for Now
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• BOT — Be on that
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square

• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• @WRK — At Work
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• BT — Byte This
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• FB — Facebook
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• LOL — laughting out loud
• QT — Cutie
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• SRSLY — Seriously
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• TBC — To Be Continued
• AB — Ass Backwards
• C — See
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• DA — The
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• 2NITE — Tonight
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• 4N — Foreign
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• ILU — I Love You
• YGG — You Go Girl
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• WU — What's Up?
• OO — Over and Out
• PS — Post Scriptum
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• FO — Fuck Off
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• IDK — I don’t know
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• EM — Excuse Me
• AFC — Away from Computer
• IC — I See

• LTNS — Long Time No See
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• 9 — Nine
• GL — Good Luck
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• WTF — what the fuck
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• RLY — Really
• RW — Real World
• AISI — As I See It
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• TM — Trademark
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• CUL8R — See You Later
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• SPK — Speak
• CUS — See You Soon
• SYL — See You Later
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• BS — Bull Shit
• FH — Future Husband
• BO — Back Off
• NLT — No Later Than
• GR8 — Great
• :^) — Broken nose
• 4EVA — Forever
• W — With
• G — Grin
• 411 — Info
• UL — Upload
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• GTH — Go To Hell
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• B/C — Because
• J/K — Just Kidding
• CMB — Call Me Back
• NA — Not Applicable
• OTT — Over The Top
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• EOR — End of Rant
• NM — Never Mind

• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• MTF — More to Follow
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• WC — Who Cares?
• 2DAY — Today
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• DL — Download
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• OTW — On the Way
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• MMB — Message Me Back
• 2L8 — Too Late
• 2U2 — To You Too
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• KBD — Keyboard
• Z — Zero
• CUL — See You Later
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• TM — Trust Me
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• LYK — Let You Know
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• 2 — To
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• JJ — Just Joking
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• GAL — Get A Life
• EG — Evil Grin
• BAU — Business As Usual
• SYS — See You Soon
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• BTA — But Then Again
• W2G — Way To Go
• OM — Old Man
• LU — Love You
• NE1 — Anyone

• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• TTL — Time To Live
• BW — Best Wishes
• G9 — Genius
• B — Be
• YR — Your
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• CUZ — Because
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• JC — Just Curious
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• SH — Shit Happens
• EOL — End Of Line
• CP — Sleepy
• BION — Believe It or Not
• DW — Don't Worry
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• AWA — As Well As
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• YCT — Your Comment To
• M — Male
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• :)S — Smiles
• MTH — Month
• 5 — Five
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• CM — Call Me
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• AB — Ah Bless!
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• LYL — Love You Lots
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• LM — Letters mailed
• 4 — For
• OTW — Off To Work
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• NE — Any

• FE — Fatal Error
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• W/E — Whatever
• GFN — Gone for Now
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• DW — Dear Wife
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• MIN — Minute
• BH — Better Half
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• DP — Dear Partner
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• AYK — As You Know
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• BG — Big Grin
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• MU — Miss You
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• RU — Are You?
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• BM — Bite Me
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• JAS — Just A Second
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• AWOL — Absent while online
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• SYSOP — System Operator
• AISB — As I Said Before
• EZ — Easy
• OL — Old Lady
• DA — father

• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• BRH — Be Right Here
• WB — Write Back
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• HD — Hold
• PTB — Powers That Be
• N/A — Not Available
• WG — Wicked Grin
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• IS — I'm Sorry
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• AH — At home
• BKA — Better Known As
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• LD — Long Distance
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• FF — Friends Forever
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• TBF — To Be Fair
• TTS — Text To Speech
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• LTR — Letter
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• SMS — Short Message Service
• G2G — Got To Go
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• SF — Science Fiction
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• PD — Public Domain
• 86 — Out of
• S2R — Send to Receive
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• :-X — Small Kiss
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• LY — Love You

• MMA — Meet me at
• YHM — You Have Mail
• AAR — At Any Rate
• BR — Bathroom
• F2T — Free to Talk
• RE — Hello Again
• DYK — Did You Know?
• NFC — No fucking clue
• RUS — Russian Federation
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• BOL — Be On Later
• MM — Market Maker
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• JC — Just Chilling
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• OS — Operating System
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• CUNS — See You In School
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• ME2 — Me Too
• 2 — Too Add
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• :-( ) — Shocked
• CM — Call Menu
• : @ — Shouting
• CTO — Check This Out
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• OML — Oh My Lord
• DF — Dear Friend
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• RGDS — Regards
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• BK — Back
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• AAF — As A Friend
• WTH — What The Hell?

• CFD — Call For Discussion
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• PO — Piss Off
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• UY — Up Yours
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• THNQ — Thank You
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• DLO — Down low
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• NM — Not Much
• M02 — My two cents
• WO — Without
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• WUD — What You Doing
• HB — Hurry Back
• EM — E-Mail
• RE — regards
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• B4U — Before You
• SFW — Safe for Work
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• SU — Shut Up
• :( — Sad, without nose
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• NAP — Not A Problem
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• IAYL — In A While
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• IOH — I'm Outta Here

• IYQ — I like you
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• WD — Well Done
• BITD — Back in the Day
• BCO — Big crush on
• :-7 — Smirk
• DA — there
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• JIC — Just In Case
• CT — City
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• DH — Dear Hubby
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• BS — Big Smile
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• BAC — Back At Computer
• LNDN — London
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• OOI — Out of Interest
• TEL — Telephone
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• AOC — Available on cell
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• AIH — As It Happens
• IYSS — If You Say So
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• NOOB — New person
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• NWO — No Way Out
• :-9 — Salivating
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite

• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• BME — Based on My Experience
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• ADN — Any Day Now
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• WOA — Work of Art
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• BO — Buzz Off
• WT — Without Thinking
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• YT — You There?
• OPM — Other People's Money
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• R8 — Rate
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• DNR — Dinner
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• JOO — you
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• 1CE — Once
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• ATST — At the Same Time
• NMP — Not My Problem
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• W4U — Waiting for You
• COC — Code of Conduct
• OAO — Over and Out

• N1 — Nice One
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• 10 — Ten
• IUSS — If You Say So
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• JW — Just wondering
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• D/L — Download
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• WP — Wrong Person
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• CRZ — Crazy
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• R — Rare
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• BB — Bathroom break
• GG — Good Games
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• EL — Evil Laugh
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• NA — No Access
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• DU — Don't understand
• CYL — See You Later
• LUM — Love You Man
• UR — You Are
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• BIF — Before I Forget
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• GA — Go Ahead
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• AAS — Alive and smiling

• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• IAC — In Any Case
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• CUL — Call you later
• BN — Bad news
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• OOC — Out of Character
• TMA — Take My Advice
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• L2M — Listening to Music
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• CY — Calm Yourself
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• WW — Wrong Window
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• CUL — Catch You Later
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• B-) — Sunglasses
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• FSCK — File System Check
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• TAH — Take A Hike
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• YKW — You Know What
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• WF — Way Fun
• BWO — Black White or Other
• PCM — Please Call Me
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You

• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• 1 — One
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• NW — No Way
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• ATB — All The Best
• PWNED — Owned
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• ITM — In the Money
• 3 — Three
• PG — Pretty Good
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• ATW — All the Web
• IBT — In Between Technology
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• :-O — Appalled
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• BEOS — Nudge
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• POOF — Good-bye
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• :'-( — Crying
• L8RS — Laters
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• NMH — Not Much Here
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• PLD — Played
• KIR — Keep It Real

• WWY — Where Were You?
• SUM1 — Someone
• DYFI — Did you find it
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• YNK — You Never Know
• MGB — May God Bless
• ABT2 — About To
• NCG — New College Graduate
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• U — You
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• DK — Don't known
• :-(0) — Shouting
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• ATT — All The Time
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• CIAO — Good-bye
• JAM — Just A Minute
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• /(00)/ — Spider
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• B/F — Boyfriend
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• MP — Merry Part
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• CMON — Come-On
• AI — As If
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• RDNK — Redneck
• BW — Be well

• -:-) — Punk
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• THANQ — Thank You
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• MO — Momentum on
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• CP — Cross post
• SH — Same Here
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• NTK — Nice to Know
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• :-* — Bitter
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• TM — Tickle Me
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• JAD — Just Another Day
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• KFY — Kiss For You
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• IAE — In Any Event
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• YGM — You Got Mail
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• : - )… — Drooling

• CME — Call Me
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• TA — Thanks Again
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• URW — You Are Welcome
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• TPC — The Phone Company
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• PL — Playlist
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• :-( — Sad
• :-D — Grinning
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• SK8R — Skater
• KC — Keep Cool
• SPKR — Speaker
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• IMI — I Mean It
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• WE — whatever
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• RD — Research and Development
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• BD — Birthday
• DD — Due Diligence
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• NUTN — Nothing

• :-D — Laugher
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• IIR — If I Recall
• WW — Wrong Way
• IMBL — It must be love
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• HH — Hold Hands
• N2M — Not to Mention
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• RLR — Earlier
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• BB — Bright blessings
• DUR — Do You Remember
• :=) — Two noses
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• NAL — Nationality
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• WKD — Weekend
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• N2M — Not Too Much
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• ITYS — I Told You So
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• NO1 — No-One
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• <|-) — Chinese
• YS — You Suck
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• IAT — I Am Tired
• DYLM — do you like me

• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• BHL8 — Be home late
• JP — Just playing 
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• :-~) — Having a cold
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• 86 — Over
• ATW — At The Weekend
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• ISS — I Said So
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• L33T — Elite
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• FF — Freeze frame
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• CUB — Call You Back
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• SB — Should Be
• OU — I owe you
• :-X — Not saying a word
• PL8 — Plate
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• CM — Call Memory
• :-V — Talking
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• TC — That's Cool
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• SME1 — Some One
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• OT — Other Topic
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!

• HOT4U — hot for you
• MINS — Minutes
• OO — On Order
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• @}---,--- — A rose
• TITF — That is too funny
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• T — Think Positive
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• PTB — Please Text Back
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• :-< — Cheated
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• NE — Anyway
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• HF — Hello Friend
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• TOH — The other half
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• WAI — What an Idiot
• IUM — If You Must
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• SC — Stay Cool
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• :-| — Determined
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam

• DUST — Did You See That?
• YRG — You Are Good!
• NF — Nucking Futs
• UL — You Will
• MNGR — manager
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• NN2R — No need to reply
• KL — Cool
• YA — Yet Another
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• TP — Team Player
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• :-# — Razes
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• :-{) — With a moustache
• :-{} — Lip stick
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• TWT — Twat!
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• BH@ — Be home at
• OLL — Online Love
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• N00B — Noobie
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• BL — Buddy List
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• SME1 — Someone
• SLY — Still Love You
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• RFS — Really fucking soon

• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• WRK — Work
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• B — Beam
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• YW — You are welcome
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• STPD — stupid
• TW — Team Work
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• TUL — Tell You Later
• >: -| — Cross
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• QL — Quit Laughing
• REHI — Hello Again
• -6% — Not very clever
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• PRT — Party
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• WE — WeekEnd
• TUI — Turning You in
• 2 — Two
• MTG — Meeting
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• :-<> — Surprised
• W/B — Welcome Back
• WAN2 — Want To
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• BB — Blessed Be
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• AFN — All For Now
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby

• >>: -) — A Klingon
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• BSTD — Busted
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• F — Friends
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ISO — Is seeking other
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• NL — not likely
• NC — Nice Call
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• PZA — Pizza
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• OK — All Correct
• YR — Why Are
• TG — Thank goodness
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• YR — Your Room
• ><:> — A Turkey
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• YM — Your Mom
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• U/L — Upload
• :-' — Sceptical
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• TWDS — Towards
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• TNT — Till Next Time
• |-O — Snoring
• M/F — male or female

• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• CU@ — See You At
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• TFN — Till further notice
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• TOS — The Other Service
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• URAS — You Are a Star
• S4L — Spam For Life
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• URWS — You Are Wise
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• WT — What?
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• RESQ — Rescue
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• S — Smiling
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• SB — Smiling back
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• WBP — Write Back Please
• KOS — Kill on Site
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• IIR — If I Remember
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• DON — Doing
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• RU? — Are you?
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• PLZRD — Please read

• PIR — Parent In Room
• B/F — Brain fart
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• CYR — Call Your
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• TXT BAC — text back
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• NETHNG — Anything
• PU — That stinks!
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• |-I — Sleeping
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• O&O — Over & Out
• APP — Appreciate
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• URT1 — Your are the one
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• -O — Surprised
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• [:] — A Robot
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• -( — Frown
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• ATW — Around The Web
• MD@U — Mad at you
• -) — Smile
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail

• SP — Spelling
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• NC — Not cool
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• T — Thanks
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• SHOPN — Shopping
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• PCME — Please Call Me
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• THN — Thanks
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• P911 — Parent Alert
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• AMAZN — Amazing
• REHI — Re-hi
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• PL& — Planned
• {:-) — Toupee
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer

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