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LMFAO
— Laughing My Fat Ass Off
CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
%-}
— Intoxicated
IMHO
— In My Humble Opinion
TTYL8R
— Talk to You Later
TBH
— To Be Honest
LOL
— Lots Of Love
XOXO
— Hugs and Kisses
MOFO
— Mother fucker
143
— I Love You (letters in each word)
FRM
— From
SYT
— See You Tomorrow
USA
— United States of America
TQVM
— Thank-You Very Much
JSYK
— Just So You Know
VFM
— Value For Money
SK8
— Skate
CUIMD
— See You In My Dreams
WDYM
— What Do You Mean?
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
PYT
— Pretty Young Thing
DAMIFINO
— Damn, if I know
2D4
— To Die For
ABT
— About
BJ
— Blow Job
UI!
— You Idiot
IMO
— In My Opinion
OOF
— Out of Facility
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
OIC
— Oh I See
LIL
— Little
HAGO
— Have A Good One
ISO
— In Search Of
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
HUD
— How You Doing
ATM
— At The Moment
TNC
— Tongue in Cheek
KEWL
— Cool
X
— Kiss
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
F2F
— Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
PDA
— Public Display of Affection
LMK
— Let Me Know
L8R
— Later
URAQT
— You Are A Cutie
10Q
— Thank You
IRC
— Internet Relay Chat
TC
— Take Care
STFU
— Shut The Fuck Up
KOK
— Knock
/: - |
— Unamused, mildly cross
HBTU
— Happy Birthday to You
L8ER
— Later
PLS
— Please
DND
— Do Not Disturb
PPL
— People
LIFO
— Last In, First Out
BTW
— By The Way
OEM
— Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
KK
— Kiss Kiss
BFN
— Bye for Now
W/
— With
E2EG
— Ear-to-Ear Grin
WTG
— Way To Go
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
MSG
— Message
OTP
— On the Phone
BMW
— Be My Wife
O4U
— Only for You
CBA
— Can't Be Arsed
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
B4
— Before
FISH
— First In Still Here
IRL
— In Real Life
WYCM
— Will You Call Me?
RP
— Role Play
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
HAND
— Have A Nice Day
AA
— Adios Amigo
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
ITR
— Internet Talk Radio
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
FYEO
— For Your Eyes Only
HUGZ
— Hugs
WAYD
— What Are You Doing?
BRT
— Be Right There
NGL
— Not Gonna Lie
FYI
— For Your Information
ACE
— Access Control Entry
GNBLFY
— Got Nothing But Love For You
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
AKA
— Also Know As
O :-)
— An angel
BCOZ
— Because
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
COZ
— Because
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
BBL
— Be Back Later
ISP
— Internet Service Provider
PM
— Private Message
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
BLUF
— Bottom Line Up Front
IDC
— I Don't Care
VM
— Voice Mail
SMH
— Shakes My Head
7K
— Sick
NP
— No Problem
Y
— Why?
LOLWUT
— What?
J4F
— Just for Fun
DDD
— Direct Distance Dial
IR8
— irate
SUP
— What's Up?
TYVM
— Thank you very much
TXS
— Thanks
EOM
— End Of Message
W8
— Wait
A/S/L
— Age/Sex/Location
KM
— Kiss Me
W2G
— Way To Go
RX
— Regards
FOMO
— Fear of Missing Out
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
BTWN
— Between
BOT
— Back on Topic
RBTL
— Read Between The Lines
BCNU
— Be Seein' You
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
DIY
— Do-It-Yourself
YAFIYGI
— You Asked for It, You Got It
SRY
— Sorry
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
M8
— Mate
WDYT
— What Do You Think?
LOL
— Little Old Lady
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
W2F
— Way Too Funny
B4N
— Bye for Now
J4K
— Just For Kicks
K
— Kiss
TBA
— To Be Advised
BF
— Boyfriend
TTG
— Time-To-Go
THX
— Thanks
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
ADDY
— Address
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
POS
— Piece Of Shit
BRB
— Be right back
LDR
— Long Distance Relationship
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
TY
— Thank You
R
— Are
AAMOF
— As A Matter Of Fact
W8AM
— Wait A Minute
CYA
— See You
TX
— Thanks
WOS
— Wife Over Shoulder
ADR
— Address
AAR8
— At Any Rate
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
LTNT
— Long Time No Talk
UL
— Upload
TMB
— Text Me Back
AML
— All My Love
EOD
— End Of Discussion
I 1DR
— I Wonder
ADD
— Address
TB
— Text Back
2BCTND
— To Be Continued.
YA YAYA
— Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
ILU
— I Love You
L8
— Late
WU
— What's Up?
RFC
— Request For Comment
YOLO
— You Only Live Once
KIT
— Keep In Touch
BAK
— Back At Keyboard
ASL
— Age/Sex/Location
JLMK
— Just Let Me Know
POV
— Point Of View
WKND
— Weekend
T2UL
— Talk to You Later
PTL
— Praise The Lord
DD
— Dear Daughter
YCT
— Your Comment To
WAEFRD
— When All Else Fails, Read Directions
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
ALWZ
— Always
4U
— For You
X!
— Typical Woman
SRSLY
— Seriously
#:-)
— Smiling with a fur hat
W@
— What
IOW
— In Other Words
LOLA
— Laugh Out Loud Again
2N8
— Two and Eight
4E
— Forever
VBG
— Very Big Grin
SU
— Shut Up
BBIAB
— Be Back In A Bit
B:-)
— Sunglasses on head
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
W8N
— Waiting
GTH
— Go To Hell
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
NOMB
— None Of My Business
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
AA
— As above
OT
— Overtime
W8ING
— WaitING
DTF
— Down to Fuck
CTR
— Center
LTNS
— Long Time No See
RMB
— Ring My Bell
UW
— You're Welcome
YGG
— You Go Girl
SO
— Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
CTN
— Can't Talk Now
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
G
— Grin
FYA
— For Your Amusement
QT
— Cutie
NFC
— No fucking clue
B4YKI
— Before You Know It
PS
— Post Scriptum
1337
— Elite
H2CUS
— Hope To See You Soon
SWAG
— Scientific Wild Ass Guess
BFFN
— Best friend for now
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
DH
— Dear Husband
RU
— Are You?
SOZ
— Sorry
WTH
— What The Heck?
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
OP
— Original Poster
BUGLY
— Butt Ugly
SME
— Subject Matter Expert
DS
— Dear Son
Y!
— Typical Man
IMCO
— In My Considered Opinion
BD
— Big Deal
OMW
— On My Way
WB
— Welcome Back
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
CNP
— Continued In Next Post (forums)
AWOL
— Absent Without Leave
N/A
— Not Applicable
C
— See
TBC
— To Be Continued
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
AISI
— As I See It
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
RUOK
— Are you okay?
BOL
— Best Of Luck
LOL
— laughting out loud
GL
— Good Luck
XLNT
— Excellent
HW
— Homework
1457
— Last
MOB
— Mobile
GMTA
— Great Minds Think Alike
LYMI
— Love You Mean It
GFN
— Gone for Now
NRN
— No Reply Necessary
RW
— Real World
NLT
— No Later Than
TTYN
— Talk to You Never
F?
— Friends
TOY
— Thinking Of You
CMB
— Call Me Back
RE
— Hello Again
AFAICT
— As Far As I Can Tell
CC
— Carbon Copy
NE1
— Anyone
TTLY
— Totally
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
121
— One-To-One
BBT
— Be Back Tomorrow
TQ
— Thank You
H8
— Hate
2NITE
— Tonight
T2GO
— Time to Go
TBF
— To Be Fair
NT
— Nice Try
TBD
— To Be Determined
AP
— Apple Pie
TTUL
— Talk To You Later
BTA
— But Then Again
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
OBTW
— Oh By the Way
SYL
— See You Later
TOM
— Tomorrow
W84M
— Wait for me
PEBCAK
— Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
TTM
— Talk To Me
NRG
— Energy
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
SMS
— Short Message Service
JK
— Just kidding
BBS
— Be back soon
JT
— Just Teasing
LQTM
— Laughing Quietly to Myself
U2
— You Too
CUL8R
— See You Later
WC
— Who Cares?
W/E
— Whatever
AAM
— As A Matter Of Fact.
AFC
— Away from Computer
SNAFU
— Situation Normal All Fouled Up
WTFWT
— what the fuck was that
M02
— My two cents
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
BCC
— Blind Carbon Copy
W2MI
— Way Too Much Information
WUWH
— Wish You Were Here
B/C
— Because
RLY
— Really
IIIO
— Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
NE
— Any
RM
— Room
NM
— Never Mind
JJ
— Just Joking
DHYB
— Don't Hold Your Breath
EG
— Evil Grin
FE
— Fatal Error
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
JC
— Just Checking
A41A14A
— All for One and One for All
H&K
— Hugs and Kisses
FO
— Fuck Off
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
LU
— Love You
KBD
— Keyboard
4EVER
— Forever
MC
— Merry Christmas
ADAD
— Another Day Another Dollar
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
NC
— No Comment
FYIV
— fuck you, I'm vested
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
RGDS
— Regards
W
— With
AISB
— As I Said Before
PFA
— Please Find Attached
SRO
— Standing Room Only
NUFF
— Enough Said
AFAIAC
— As Far As I Am Concerned
S2R
— Send to Receive
L8TR
— (See You) Later
DMI
— Don't Mention It
BFR
— Big Fucking Rock
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
Z
— Zero
POS
— Parent Over Shoulder
C|B-)
— Ali G
NBD
— No Big Deal
RN
— Right Now
RTM
— Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
NOYB
— None Of Your Business
RDNK
— Redneck
SF
— Science Fiction
411
— Info
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
BTK
— Back to Keyboard
MYOB
— Mind Your Own Business
D8
— date
CID
— Consider It Done
GLLA
— Great Lovers Love Alike
WWY
— Where Were You?
PW
— Password
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
C|:-)
— Smiling with top hat
DWL
— Dying with Laughter
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
: @
— Shouting
EOL
— End Of Lecture
D/S
— Dominant/submissive
CUL
— See You Later
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
GR8
— Great
NT
— No Text
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
HIH
— Hope It Helps
SYS
— See You Soon
FAQ
— Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
CM
— Call Me
M
— Male
FWIW
— For What It's Worth
GRMBL
— Grumble
OZ
— Australia
IC
— I See
PLZ
— Please
WG
— Wicked Grin
CU
— See You
EZ
— Easy
@WRK
— At Work
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
UR
— Your
FB
— Facebook
BAU
— Business As Usual
BRH
— Be Right Here
CUS
— See You Soon
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
GALGAL
— Give A Little Get A Little
ROF
— Rolling on floor
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
BITD
— Back in the Day
OM
— Old Man
F2T
— Free to Talk
TPT
— Trailer Park Trash
STR8
— Straight
NA
— Not Applicable
CMF
— Count My Fingers
UCE
— Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
TCO
— Taken Care Of
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
NG
— No Good
TFTI
— Thanks For The Information
DM
— Do me
ASLP
— Age Sex Location Picture
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
TYT
— Take Your Time
DL
— Download
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
AAR
— At Any Rate
2L8
— Too Late
LYL
— Love You Lots
2
— To
MU
— Miss You
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
OTW
— On the Way
VBS
— Very Big Smile
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
PSP
— PlayStation Portable
WADITWB
— We Always Did it That Way Before
CB
— Chat Brat
JC
— Just Curious
M$
— Microsoft
N/A
— Not Available
BKA
— Better Known As
WADR
— With All Due Respect
@TEOTD
— At The End Of The Day
BION
— Believe It or Not
IAITS
— It's All In The Subject
BBFBBM
— Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
TM
— Trademark
COC
— Code of Conduct
KWIM
— Know What I Mean?
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
SWAK
— Sealed With A Kiss
HD
— Hold
AFAIC
— As Far As I'm Concerned
JAS
— Just A Second
LTR
— Letter
LV
— love
DW
— Don't Worry
FH
— Future Husband
WEML
— Whatever Major Loser
CBF
— Can't Be Fucked
FITB
— Fill In The Blank
YMMD
— You Made My Day
LYK
— Let You Know
PAW
— Parents Are Watching
AAAAA
— American Association Against Acronym Abuse
J/P
— Just Playing
TTT
— That's The Ticket
AEAP
— As Early As Possible
<3X
— Love heart and Kiss
R8
— Rate
Y2K
— You're Too Kind
WB
— Write Back
DKDC
— Don't Know Don't Care
4EVA
— Forever
AYK
— As You Know
PO
— Piss Off
HAGN
— Have A Good Night
ILY
— I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
WRT
— "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
4
— For
CTHU
— Cracking the Heck Up
OOO
— Out Of Office
PLD
— Played
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
TLC
— Tender Love and Care
B
— Be
NMP
— Not My Problem
PITA
— Pain In The Association
OMFG
— Oh My Fucking God
XI10
— Exciting
TTS
— Text To Speech
T2YL
— Talk To You Later
AYSOS
— Are You Stupid or Something?
NM
— Not Much
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
BO
— Back Off
BNF
— Big Name Fan
CUZ
— Because
JIT
— Just in time
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
AMF
— adios motherfucker
2DAY
— Today
YHM
— You Have Mail
SPK
— Speak
BFF
— Best Friend Forever
OMG
— Oh, my God!
TMA
— Take My Advice
TWIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
AWA
— As Well As
WEG
— Wicked Evil Grin
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
LD
— Long Distance
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
ATT
— All The Time
OTT
— Over The Top
SOB
— Son of a Bitch
WTF
— what the fuck
:-9
— Salivating
2U2
— To You Too
W4U
— Waiting for You
SWALK
— Sent with A Loving Kiss
PNP
— Plug aNd Play
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
FWD
— Forward
MM
— Merry Meet
DLO
— Down low
LAQ
— Lame Ass Quote
OT
— Off Topic
WAYDT
— What are you doing tonight
NAP
— Not A Problem
LUM
— Love You Man
DINK
— Double Income No Kids
RPG
— Role Playing Game
IYO
— In Your Opinion
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
RATM
— Rage Against The Machine
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
COD
— Call of Duty
WUF
— Where Are You From?
EOT
— End Of Transmission
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
IMS
— I Am Sorry
N/M/H
— Nothing much here
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
R
— Rare
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
TLA
— Three Letter Abbreviation
G2G
— Got To Go
BIC
— Butt in Chair
FOAF
— Friend Of A Friend
GBH
— Great Big Hug
WO
— Without
PD
— Public Domain
OS
— Operating System
TM
— Trust Me
JFK
— Just For Kicks
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
C2C
— Cam to Cam
MMS
— Multimedia Messaging System
CRS
— Can't Remember Stuff
CUL8TR
— See You Later
SYSOP
— System Operator
TNX
— Thanks
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
RFD
— Request For Discussion
BW
— Best Wishes
JC
— Just Chilling
WW
— Wrong Window
MMA
— Meet me at
FTTB
— For The Time Being
AYS
— Are You Serious?
WYRN
— What's Your Real Name?
CTO
— Check This Out
4YEO
— For Your Eyes Only
AIM
— AOL Institutent Messenger
AAF
— As A Friend
ASLMH
— Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
AIUI
— As I Understand It
FUBB
— Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
B4U
— Before You
QPSA
— Que Pasa
WBS
— Write Back Soon
WAYDRN
— What Are You Doing Right Now?
YYSSW
— Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
DYK
— Did You Know?
PTB
— Powers That Be
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
WAMBAM
— Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
CRAP
— Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
JMO
— Just My Opinion
FYM
— For Your Misinformation
HOAS
— Hold On A Second
AIP
— Agreement in Principle
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
DP
— Dear Partner
IYD
— In Your Dreams
NA
— No Access
TMI
— Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
BT
— Byte This
PCM
— Please Call Me
ATYS
— Anything You Say
PVE
— Player Versus Environment
CYT
— See You Tomorrow
HAK
— Hugs And kisses
GRRRR
— Growling
IFU
— I Fucked Up
SOH
— Sense Of Humor
SWALK
— Sealed With A Loving Kiss
BK
— Back
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
TEOTWAWK
— The end of the world as we know it
SED
— Said Enough Darling
TTYM
— Talk to You Mañana
SFW
— Safe for Work
BAMF
— Bad Ass Mother Fucker
UR
— You Are
MIPS
— Millions of Instructions Per Second
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
IIRC
— If I Recall Correctly
GAL
— Get A Life
9
— Nine
STM
— Spank the Monkey
BBIAW
— Be Back In A While
EM
— Excuse Me
OOTB
— Out Of The Box
BWG
— Big Wide Grin
IOH
— I'm Outta Here
URW
— You Are Welcome
IYSS
— If You Say So
WW
— Wrong Way
GSOAS
— Go Sit On A Snake
TLGO
— The List Goes On
MMOB
— Mind My Own Business
SB
— Should Be
MHOTY
— My Hat's Off To You
TAY
— Thinking about you
VC
— Venture Capital
RYO
— Roll Your Own
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
TMK
— To My Knowledge
IDL
— Ideal
86
— Out of
BH
— Better Half
EOL
— End Of Line
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
NH
— Nice hand (poker slang)
SOSO
— Same Old Same Old
IDM
— It Does Not Matter
AIH
— As It Happens
ITYS
— I Told You So
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
YNK
— You Never Know
NOOB
— New person
BFN/B4N
— Bye For Now
AYFR
— Are You For Real?
JIC
— Just In Case
:^)
— Broken nose
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
WUD
— What You Doing
SY
— Sincerely Yours
OL
— Old Lady
LMBO
— Laughing my butt off
EOR
— End of Rant
MINS
— Minutes
NO1
— No-One
L2M
— Listening to Music
GSOH
— Good Sense Of Humour
SH
— Shit Happens
TSTL
— Too Stupid To Live
BIOYA
— Blow It Out Your Ass
UY
— Up Yours
:(
— Sad, without nose
SAHM
— Stay At Home Mom
RD
— Research and Development
BTHOOM
— Beats the Heck Out of Me
RSN
— Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
(:-)
— Smiling with helmet
INPO
— In No Particular Order
CULA
— See You Later, Alligator
LYLAS
— Love You Like a Sister
YKW
— You Know What
MTH
— Month
BM
— Bite Me
PVP
— Player Versus Player
BOHICA
— Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
ROTFL
— Roll On The Floor Laughing
4N
— Foreign
DWYM
— Does What You Mean
MOTD
— Message of the Day
IS
— I'm Sorry
MTF
— More to Follow
YMBJ
— You Must Be Joking
IMNSHO
— In My Not So Humble Opinion
RUS
— Are You Serious?
GBTW
— Get Back to Work
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
IDK
— I don’t know
KMA
— Kiss My Ass
2
— Too Add
KMRIA
— Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
RBAY
— Right Back At You
GGN
— Gotta Go Now
MS
— The Company Microsoft
ETA
— Edited To Add
2MOR
— Tomorrow
ITYM
— I Think You Mean
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
A3
— Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
NIM
— No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
AWOL
— Absent while online
DW
— Dear Wife
SME1
— Some One
BOL
— Be On Later
OML
— Oh My Lord
MIN
— Minute
SUM1
— Someone
BO
— Buzz Off
WYT
— Whatever You Think
BBN
— Bye Bye Now
AI
— As If
TAFN
— That's All for Now
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
CFD
— Call For Discussion
MMFU
— My Mate Fancies You
SK8R
— Skater
ABT2
— About To
CYOA
— Cover Your Own Ass
BL
— Buddy List
FYYSOS
— Fuck you, you sack of shit
TIA
— Thanks in advance
MM
— Market Maker
WTS
— Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
WUWT
— What's Up With That?
AOL
— Army Of Lamers
LRU
— Least Recently Used
BR
— Best regards
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
PRW
— Parents Are Watching
YRG
— You Are Good!
TTL
— Time To Live
PTM
— Please Tell Me
WP
— Wrong Person
TIC
— Taken Into Consideration
HB
— Hurry Back
SOW
— Speaking of Which
IUSS
— If You Say So
TUL
— Tell You Later
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
DIIK
— Darned if I know
LRF
— Little Rubber Feet
DMY
— Don't Mess Yourself
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
DILLIGAF
— Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
ATST
— At the Same Time
:-(0)
— Shouting
CRAFT
— Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
MP
— Merry Part
BBSD
— Be Back Soon Darling
SOS
— Same Old Stuff
SW
— Software (SFTWE Preferred)
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
GYPO
— Get Your Pants Off
GTGB
— Got To Go, Bye
MIHAP
— May I Have Your Attention Please
WTH
— What The Hell?
WD
— Well Done
OTTOMH
— Off the top of my head
NBIF
— No Basis in Fact
B
— Beam
ATW
— All the Web
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
:-0 HBTU 0-:
— Happy Birthday To You
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
C4N
— Ciao for Now
OTL
— Out To Lunch
QS
— Quit Scrolling
BBB
— Boring Beyond Belief
RTFM
— Read The Fucking Manual
J/K
— Just Kidding
2BONO
— To Be or Not to Be
PSA
— Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
AB
— Ass Backwards
NWO
— No Way Out
TAS
— Taking A Shower
KHUF
— Know How You Feel
IAYL
— In A While
RLF
— Real Life Friend
ASAFP
— As Soon As Friggin Possible
PTB
— Please Text Back
THANQ
— Thank You
WAI
— What an Idiot
LMHO
— Laughing my hiney off
BME
— Based on My Experience
OAO
— Over and Out
RUS
— Russian Federation
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
CLD9?
— Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
BS
— Big Smile
MTFBWU
— May The Force Be With You
SYLA
— See You Later Alligator
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
WYP
— What's Your Problem?
NAL
— Nationality
ID10T
— Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
:-7
— Smirk
ADIH
— Another Day in Hell
BBBG
— Bye Bye Be Good
WWJD
— What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
K
— Okay
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
OOI
— Out of Interest
PWNED
— Owned
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
MOH
— Maid of Honor
:-O
— Appalled
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
KYSOTI
— Keep Your Stick On The Ice
OTW
— Off To Work
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
TWIT
— That's What I Thought
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
BBW
— Big Beautiful women's
DH
— Dear Hubby
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
TAH
— Take A Hike
AAYF
— As Always Your Friend
AFINIAFI
— A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
GMTFT
— Great Minds Think for Themselves
LTSGT2GTHR
— Lets Get Together
WT
— Without Thinking
CRTLA
— Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
:-X
— Biggy sloppy kiss
OPM
— Other People's Money
GG
— Good Games
TW
— Team Work
ADN
— Any Day Now
CUL
— Catch You Later
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
ADIP
— Another Day in Paradise
MMORPG
— Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
GA
— Go Ahead
JPYL
— Just Pulling Your Leg
C&G
— Chuckle and Grin
WCA
— Who Cares Anyway
A3
— Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
TDTM
— Talk Dirty to Me
BAC
— Back At Computer
TCB
— Trouble Came Back
BGWM
— Be Gentle With Me
U
— You
ACD
— Alt Control Delete
AFAIUI
— As Far As I Understand It
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
BEOS
— Nudge
BOT
— Be on that
TC
— That's Cool
WAM
— Wait A Minute
SITD
— Still In The Dark
HHTYAY
— Happy Holidays To You And Yours
RTFI
— Read The Fucking Instructions
YT
— You There?
HTH
— Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
AMBW
— All My Best Wishes
BFZ4EVR
— Best Friends Forever
4
— Four
PHAT
— Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
WAG
— Wild Assed Guess
OO
— Over and Out
SLAP
— Sounds Like A Plan
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
SOHF
— Sense Of Humor Failure
G9
— Genius
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
TDM
— Too Darn Many
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
TMB
— Tag Me Back
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
FAB
— Features-Attributes-Benefits
EA
— Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
JOO
— you
BIF
— Basis in Fact
TSR
— Totally Stuck in RAM
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
CY
— Calm Yourself
AH
— At home
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
SIT
— Stay in Touch
AOMM
— Always On My Mind
SMPF
— Shit My Pants Funny
SOS
— Save Our Souls (Help!)
FUD
— Fear, uncertainty and doubt
BMOTA
— Byte Me On The Ass
URYY4M
— You Are Too Wise For Me
WTB
— Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
EL
— Evil Laugh
TEL
— Telephone
HUYA
— Head Up Your Ass
GHP
— Good Hand Partner
CME
— Call Me
CUL8ER
— See You Later
26Y4U
— Too Sexy for You
CUB L8R
— Call You Back Later
BTSOOM
— Beats The Shit Out Of Me
NN2R
— No need to reply
BCO
— Big crush on
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
SWTDRMZ
— Sweet Dreams
DA
— The
TMA
— Too Many Acronyms :-)
UL
— You Will
DBAU
— Doing Business As Usual
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
BB
— Bright blessings
2G4U
— To Good for You
AFAIU
— As Far As I Understand
SERP
— Search Engine Results Positioning
FTMFW
— For The Mother Fucking Win
THNQ
— Thank You
BFD
— Big Fucking Deal
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
CUNS
— See You In School
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
JM2C
— Just My 2 Cents
OU
— I owe you
YIC
— Yours in Christ
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
MMOG
— Massively Multiplayer Online Game
YABA
— Yet Another Bloody Acronym
SEXTING
— Sex Texting
POOF
— Good-bye
0
— Zero
FYIFV
— fuck you, I'm fully vested
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
BDN
— Big Damn Number
LM
— Letters mailed
AWTY
— Are We There Yet
OWTTE
— Or Words To That Effect
NFW
— No Fucking Way
SLY
— Still Love You
AFAP
— As Far As Possible
IBT
— In Between Technology
YA
— Yet Another
YS
— You Suck
HAB
— Hot Asian Babe
AAK
— Asleep at Keyboard
-6%
— Not very clever
BN
— Bad news
D/L
— Download
RAT
— Remotely Activated Trojan
GFC
— Going For Coffee :-)
IAC
— In Any Case
SUYF
— Shut Up You Fool
AAS
— Alive and smiling
BC
— Because
CTR
— Center for Telecommunications Research
:-?
— Smoking a pipe
LMFBO
— Laughing my fat butt off
COFS
— Church of Scientology
AAMOI
— As A Matter of Interest
TFR
— Thanks for Reading
OO
— On Order
RFS
— Really fucking soon
10
— Ten
RLR
— Earlier
FOAD
— Fuck Off And Die
DF
— Dear Friend
RTFS
— Read the FucKing Source
OMJ
— Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
AOB
— Abuse of Bandwidth
ROFLCOPTER
— Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
QL
— Quit Laughing
LOPSOD
— Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
NOBMR
— None of my business, right
YR
— Your
TOH
— The other half
AOC
— Available on cell
JFGI
— Just Fucking Google It
ROFLMAO
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
FTW
— For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
SSDD
— Same Stuff Different Day
MRU
— Most Recently Used
MNGR
— manager
3
— Three
PL8
— Plate
JOOC
— Just Out of Curiosity
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
BASOR
— Breathing a sigh of relief
OMOHOD
— One Minute, One Hour, One Day
NQOCD
— Not Quite Our Class Dear
LY
— Love You
LOLOL
— Lots of laugh out louds
YBYSA
— You Bet Your Sweet Ass
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
MORF
— Male Or Female ?
NW
— No Way
BDC
— Big Dumb Company
TMFA
— Too many fucking acronyms
OLL
— Online Love
SBTA
— Sorry, Being Thick Again
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
DYFI
— Did you find it
CP
— Sleepy
SMAIM
— Send Me an Instant Message
IRSTBO
— It Really Sucks The Big One
BCBS
— Big Company Big School
YGM
— You Got Mail
OLPC
— One Laptop Per Child
BBW
— Big Black Women's
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
ROFLOL
— Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
|-O
— Snoring
BYKT
— But You Knew That
1
— One
LHO
— Laughing Head Off
ATSL
— Along the Same Line
MUBAR
— Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
WOA
— Work of Art
RHIP
— Rank Hath Its Privileges
FSCK
— File System Check
JW
— Just wondering
WOG
— Wise Old Guy
6
— Six
RINGL8
— Running Late
TUT
— Totally Unique Thought
LNDN
— London
WKD
— Weekend
:-'
— Sceptical
EMFJI
— Excuse Me For Jumping In
WYS
— Whatever You Say
:-*
— Bitter
BR
— Bathroom
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
MOO
— My Own Opinion
LEMENO
— Let Me Know
STHU
— Shut the Heck Up
PL
— Playlist
VSF
— Very Sad Face
FF
— Friends Forever
AATK
— Always At the Keyboard
MGB
— May God Bless
MMB
— Message Me Back
WYSLPG
— What You See Looks Pretty Good
NIMQ
— Not in My Queue
JYYC
— Just Yanking Your Chain
WNDITWB
— We Never Did It This Way Before
IHTFP
— I Have Truly Found Paradise
YSW
— Yeah Sure Whatever
TITF
— That is too funny
&:-)
— Smiling with curls
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
ATK
— At The Keyboard
CUL
— Call you later
FUBIO
— Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
YW
— You are welcome
BC
— Be Cool
PML
— Piss Myself Laughing
BS
— Bull Shit
:-D
— Laugher
ADBB
— All Done Bye Bye
L8RS
— Laters
ICQ
— I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
B/F
— Boyfriend
YOMANK
— You Owe Me A New Keyboard
:-O ZZ
— Bored
AB
— Ah Bless!
T
— Think Positive
SWDYWTTA
— So What do You Want to Talk About?
FF
— Freeze frame
OMIK
— Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
CIAO
— Good-bye
N1
— Nice One
EULA
— End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
BDC
— Big Dot Com
GMBO
— Giggling My Butt Off
ROTFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
EM
— E-Mail
AFAGAY
— A Friend As Good As You
DU
— Don't understand
FTITM
— First Thing in the Morning
BIL
— Boss Is Listening
BHOF
— Bald Headed Old Fart
IIRC
— If I Remember Correctly
HUA
— Heads Up, Ace
BB4N
— Bye-Bye for Now
NNITO
— Not Necessarily In That Order
TBA
— To Be Announcede
:-D
— Grinning
BSTD
— Busted
WIT
— Wordsmith In Training
TFN
— Thanks for Nothing
STFW
— Search The Fucking Web
BRBRB
— Bathroom, be right back
DNC
— Does Not Compute
NTK
— Nice to Know
ATB
— All The Best
NL
— not likely
WAD
— Without A Doubt
MKOP
— My Kind of Place
STYS
— Speak to You Soon
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
IIR
— If I Remember
IANAL
— I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
DAQ
— Dumb Asked Question
ZOMG
— Zoh My God
MUD
— Multi-User Dimension
YTTT
— You Telling the Truth?
SF
— Surfer Friendly
CYL
— See You Later
FOC
— Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
TSWC
— Tell Someone Who Cares
GFETE
— Grinning from Ear To Ear
BTDTGTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
IAE
— In Any Event
2
— Two
JASE
— Just Another System Error
DA
— father
******@*
— Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
LLTA
— Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
TM
— Tickle Me
2HT2HNDL
— Too Hot To Handle.
FOTFLOL
— Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
F2F
— Flesh To Flesh
TFB
— Too Fucking Bad
PWNAGE
— Ownage
(:::X:::)
— Plaster / Elastoplast
BTA
— Before the Attacks
-:-)
— Punk
ESAD
— Eat Shit And Die
KL
— Cool
TUI
— Turning You in
BB
— Blessed Be
NMH
— Not Much Here
IYQ
— I like you
AYKM
— Are You Kidding Me?
CHINGO
— Chat lingo
IPN
— I'm Posting Naked
FRED
— Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
TNG
— The Next Generation (Star Trek)
BD
— Birthday
JAM
— Just A Minute
TVN
— Thank You Very Much
EWI
— E-mailing While Intoxicated
PG
— Pretty Good
PDOMA
— Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
GLYASDI
— God Loves You and So Do I
BHL8
— Be home late
LWR
— Launch When Ready
FTL
— Faster Than Light
FBOW
— For Better or Worse
ZOMG
— Zerg! Oh My God!
ME2
— Me Too
IEF
— It's Esther's Fault
BG
— Big Grin
2WIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
WRK
— Work
SOL
— Sooner Or Later
RFR
— Really fucking rich
BWO
— Black White or Other
NWO
— New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
DA
— there
RTK
— Return To Keyboard
ABBREV
— abbreviation
:-)8
— Smiling with bow tie
LTNC
— Long Time No See
DYLM
— do you like me
ANFAWFOW
— And now for a word from our web sponsor
BWL
— Bursting with laughter
BIF
— Before I Forget
4FRNFR
— Forever and Ever
BIOYN
— Blow It Out Your Nose
KMB
— Kiss My Butt
AFDN
— Any Fucking Day Now
SFB
— Shit for Brains
SMEM
— Send Me E-Mail
POS
— Power of Suggestion
N2M
— Not to Mention
JAFO
— Just Another Fucking Onlooker
1CE
— Once
AFAP
— As Fast As Possible
NCG
— New College Graduate
NFI
— No Fucking Idea
DK
— Don't known
YOOW
— You'Re Out of Work
BBIAS
— Be Back In A Second
:-( )
— Shocked
MFD
— MultiFunction Device
5
— Five
AGKWE
— And God Knows What Else
HHOS
— Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
:-E
— Buck-toothed Vampire
FGS
— For Goodness Sake
WFM
— Works For Me
8
— Eight
AFAHMASP
— A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
DNR
— Dinner
JAD
— Just Another Day
WBP
— Write Back Please
OOC
— Out of Character
WHYBATT
— Where have you been all this time
GSOH
— Good Salary, Own Home
ONYD
— Oh No You Didn't
CYE
— Check your e-mail
HACK
— To use something not in its intended manner.
E123
— Easy As One, Two, Three
BB
— Bathroom break
RAK
— Random Act Of Kindness
IMVHO
— In My Very Humble Opinion
BW
— Be well
MIB
— Men In Black (movie)
OMD
— Oh My Darn
BWBR
— Brunette with blonde roots
YSYD
— Yeah, Sure You Do
IFAB
— I Found A Bug
SC
— Stay Cool
TDTU
— Totally Devoted To You
MTG
— Meeting
NF
— Nucking Futs
STPD
— stupid
IGGP
— I Gotta Go Pee
IIR
— If I Recall
IAT
— I Am Tired
OOM
— Out Of Mana
OMDB
— Over My Dead Body
IANAE
— I Am Not An Expert
ADCTD2UV
— Addicted To Love
:'-(
— Crying
WDUMBT
— What Do You Mean By That
AFN
— All For Now
U/L
— Upload
IMI
— I Mean It
: - )…
— Drooling
DFL
— Dead Fucking Last
RTFA
— read the fucking article
N2M
— Not Too Much
:-)=
— Smiling with a beard
B-)
— Sunglasses
AIMP
— Always In My Prayers
RUMORF
— Are You Male or Female?
MMAMP
— Meet Me At My Place
IMFL
— I'm Falling in Love
:=)
— Two noses
SFETE
— Smiling from Ear to Ear
ITM
— In the Money
WDUW
— What Do You Want
PANS
— Pretty Awesome New Stuff
LAGNAF
— Lets All Get Naked and Fool
OUSU
— Oh, You Shut Up
TPC
— The Phone Company
FUBAB
— Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
SSDD
— Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
DQOTD
— Dumb Question of the Day
SPKR
— Speaker
MOOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
YACC
— Yet Another Calendar Company
TLK2UL
— Talk to You Later
FFPN
— Fresh fields and pastures new
DYOFDW
— Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
KIR
— Keep It Real
DBEYR
— Don't Believe Everything You Read
AFU
— All Fucked Up
IHTFP
— I Hate This Fucking Place
TISNF
— That Is So Not Fair
:-~)
— Having a cold
GDR
— Grinning, ducking, and running
WAN2
— Want To
RMLB
— Read My Lips Baby
SOL
— Shit Out Of Luck
AIMB
— As I Mentioned Before
ROTFLMFAO
— Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
REHI
— Hello Again
TTYM
— Talk to You Monday
IOTTMCO
— Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
TTYVS
— Talk To You Very Soon
URAS
— You Are a Star
WLUMRYME
— Will you marry Me?
:-X
— Small Kiss
OICN
— Oh, I See Now
ALTG
— Act Locally, Think Globally
NUTN
— Nothing
IHNO
— I Have No Opinion
SETE
— Smiling Ear to Ear
NE
— Anyway
WE
— whatever
SITCOMS
— Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
IWTY
— I would tickle you
CT
— City
:-(
— Sad
TTTT
— To Tell The Truth
LMFAO
— Laugh my f*****g ass off
FC
— Fingers Crossed
CUB
— Call You Back
ALAP
— As Long As Possible
TXT
— Text File (filename extension)
/(00)/
— Spider
ICBW
— I Could Be Wrong
%-(
— Confused and unhappy
WF
— Way Fun
LOLERSKATES
— Laugh Out Loud Skates
QPSA?
— Que Pasa?
BH@
— Be home at
WIIWD
— What it is we do
IMPE
— In My Personal Experience
NMHJC
— Not Much Here, Just Chilling
5:-)
— Elvis Presley
TG
— Thank goodness
RMMM
— Read My Mail, Man
KFY
— Kiss For You
UNPC
— UnPolitically Correct
RR
— Rest and Relaxation
SWG
— Scientific Wild Guess
ATW
— At The Weekend
DD
— Due Diligence
B/F
— Brain fart
TFN
— Till further notice
7
— Seven
ROTM
— Right On The Money
F
— Friends
:-C
— Real Unhappy
MOSS
— Member Of The Same Sex
SB
— Smiling back
CU@
— See You At
CMON
— Come-On
LDTTWA
— Let's Do The Time Warp Again
NAK
— Nursing at keyboard
@:-)
— Wearing A Turban
KYPO
— Keep Your Pants On
WDYS
— What Did You Say?
MOB
— Mobile Off-shore Base
GTGP
— Got to Go Pee
SME1
— Someone
XO
— Kiss and a Hug
DUR
— Do You Remember
AWGTHTGT
— Are we going to have to go through this again?
URWS
— You Are Wise
BITMT
— But in the Meantime
HOHA
— HOllywood HAcker
DXNRY
— Dictionary
IYKWIMAI
— If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
BFFM
— Best friends forevermore
MOO
— Mud, Object-Oriented
W/B
— Welcome Back
MFG
— Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
MWBRL
— More Will Be Revealed Later
SBIA
— Stands Back in Amazement
NMJC
— Nothing Much Just Chilling
PRT
— Party
PWOF
— Putting Wood on the Fire
PONA
— Person Of No Account
IIWM
— If It Were Me
AFIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
ABRS
— Abbreviations
:-X
— Not saying a word
VSC
— Very Soft Chuckle
-P
— Sticking Out Tongue
YR
— Why Are
IMBL
— It must be love
NINJA
— No Income, No Job, or Assets
SMEM
— Send Me an E-Mail
IANAC
— I Am Not A Crook
IBRB
— I Will Be Right Back
NC
— Nice Call
IMOW
— In My Own Words
STATS
— Your sex and age
CM
— Call Menu
AIAMU
— And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
FTBSITTTD
— Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
OAUS
— On An Unrelated Subject
TOS
— The Other Service
YWIA
— You're Welcome in Advance
FFWE
— Finds fault with everything
S4L
— Spam For Life
ISS
— I Said So
MOMPL
— (One) Moment Please
INMP
— It's Not My Problem
FBUGLY
— Fucking Butt Ugly
POTC
— Peck On The Cheek
XME
— Excuuuuse Me
SORG
— Straight Or Gay
ROTFLMBO
— Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
8-)
— Smiling with Glasses
WWDWIIWD
— When We Do What it Is We Do
DON
— Doing
THX40
— Thanks for nothing!
FTFTFWMF
— Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
SWAK
— Sent with A Kiss
ITS F8
— It's Fate
ALLWANSU
— All I want is You
ILICISCOMK
— I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
PZA
— Pizza
GJIAGDVYCN
— Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
LOOL
— Laughing Outragously Out Loud
ZZZ
— Sleeping, Bored, Tired
HF
— Hello Friend
POETS
— Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
CIS
— Consumer Information Service
:-<
— Cheated
LOTFLOL
— Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
DH
— Dear Hubby or Husband
NE1 ER
— Anyone Here
ABITHIWT
— A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
YR
— Your Room
DUST
— Did You See That?
GRD
— Grinning, running and ducking
@}---,---
— A rose
CRZ
— Crazy
:)S
— Smiles
GTSY
— Glad To See You
RE
— regards
WGAFF
— Who Gives A Flying Fuck
AYTMTB
— And You're Telling Me This Because?
86
— Over
TWT
— Twat!
THNX 1.0
— Thanks a Million
O&O
— Over & Out
ATW
— Around The Web
TARFU
— Things are really foobarred up
YM
— Young Manhattanite
CYR
— Call Your
}:-(
— Toupee blowing in the wind
:-||
— Angry (Original Smiley)
TTWIG
— That's The Way It Goes!
TP
— Team Player
YM
— Your Mom
NTYMI
— Now That You Mention It
NAZ
— Name, Address, Zip
PMPF
— Piss My Pants Funny
TNT
— Till Next Time
:'-D
— Crying with laughter
AFWIW
— Anyway, for what it's worth
E-OK
— Electronically OK
WITFITS
— What In The Fuck Is This Shit
L33T
— Elite
IHAIM
— I Have Another Instant Message
SLIRK
— Smart Little Rich Kid
RESQ
— Rescue
FIWDIM
— Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
-)
— Smile
RUUP4IT
— Are You Up For It?
AOAS
— All of A Sudden
IUM
— If You Must
STTH
— Speak to the hand
HHO12K
— Ha ha, only half kidding)
:-V
— Talking
=|:-)=
— Uncle Sam
RTBS
— Reason To Be Single
8:-)
— Glasses on head
MO
— Momentum on
KOS
— Kill on Site
:-W
— Talking with two tongues
CM
— Call Memory
APP
— Appreciate
WTFRU
— Who The Fuck Are You
-O
— Surprised
PIR
— Parent In Room
URT1
— Your are the one
HIOOC
— Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
PIMP
— Pee(ing) In My Pants
NSISR
— Not Sure If Spelled Right
SOOI
— Stay out of it
=(_8^(1)
— Homer Simpson
SE2E
— Smiling Ear To Ear
TNA
— Temporarily Not Available
PUKS
— Pick Up Kids
NFIAH
— Never fear, I am here
IGTP
— I Get The Point
RTDOX
— Read the documentations
>: -|
— Cross
CP
— Cross post
TOT
— Tons Of Time
LOLLERSKATES
— Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
ISO
— Is seeking other
WOOT
— We Own the Other Team
VRBS
— Virtual reality bullshit
S
— Smiling
KC
— Keep Cool
FTTYYGTS
— Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
HOT4U
— hot for you
D:-)
— Smiling with cap
TWDS
— Towards
BLVMOT
— Believe me on that
OK
— All Correct
SH
— Same Here
%- )
— Confused or merry
:-{)
— With a moustache
M/F
— male or female
FTASB
— Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
SHOPN
— Shopping
IBTD
— I Beg To Differ
OOTB
— Out of the Blue
WE
— WeekEnd
:-|
— Determined
TOS
— Star Trek "The Original Series"
KPTONDL
— Keep it on the down low
TXT BAC
— text back
JP
— Just playing
DUR?
— Do You Remember?
8:]
— A Gorilla
-(
— Frown
TOH
— Typing one-handed
:-{}
— Lip stick
REHI
— Re-hi
PCID
— Putting Clothes in Dryer
TIAIL
— Think I Am In Love
[:]
— A Robot
FTMFWB
— For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
POTC
— Pirates of the Caribbean
PLZRD
— Please read
HHIS
— Hanging Head In Shame
IIMAD
— If it Makes Any Difference
MMHA2U
— My Most Humble Apologies To You
SG4IT
— Search Google For It
NETHNG
— Anything
SPK2UL8R
— Speak to you later
SP
— Spelling
TA
— Thanks Again
WYSITWIR
— What you see is totally worthless in real life
RKBA
— Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
:-#
— Razes
EVRY1
— Everyone
PCME
— Please Call Me
HH
— Hold Hands
MD@UFN
— Mad at you for now
TWIS
— That's What I Said
<|-)
— Chinese
TMIY
— Take Me I'm Yours
PMWOF
— Putting more wood on the fire
TCWB
— Take care, write back
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasureable
PMP
— Peeing my pants
OT
— Other Topic
WDMB
— Will Do My Best
P911
— Parent Alert
MD@U
— Mad at you
WNOHGB
— Were No One Has Gone Before
U4E
— Yours For Ever
:-<>
— Surprised
AMAZN
— Amazing
>:-@!
— Angry and swearing
N00B
— Noobie
>>: -)
— A Klingon
T
— Thanks
LOVL
— Laugh Out Very Loud
>8-D
— Evil crazed laughter
WTTM
— Without Thinking to Much
TNTLLAC
— Try Not To Look Like A Cock
TFDS
— That Is For Darn Sure
WWOH
— Writing with one hand
WT
— What?
WTHDTM
— What the Heck Does That Mean
JSTCLLME
— Just Call Me
WBWYC
— Write back when you can
|-I
— Sleeping
FAQL
— Frequently Asked Questions List
PU
— That stinks!
RTFFAQ
— Read The Fucking FAQ
:' )
— Happy and crying
THN
— Thanks
{:-)
— Toupee
NC
— Not cool
TCOOD
— Taking clothes out of dryer
>: - (
— Angry, yet sad
YM
— Young Manufacturing
>@@@@8^)
— Marge Simpson
><:>
— A Turkey
RU?
— Are you?
WHYBAD
— Where have you been all day
|:-[|]
— Mick Jagger
*<|:O)>
— Santa Claus
PL&
— Planned
{:-)
— Smiling with hair
SWALK
— Sweet, with all love, kisses
MOB
— Mobile Operating Base
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