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CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
LMFAO
— Laughing My Fat Ass Off
IMHO
— In My Humble Opinion
LOL
— Lots Of Love
%-}
— Intoxicated
XOXO
— Hugs and Kisses
FRM
— From
143
— I Love You (letters in each word)
TTYL8R
— Talk to You Later
R
— Are
TBH
— To Be Honest
<3X
— Love heart and Kiss
OTP
— On the Phone
DAMIFINO
— Damn, if I know
N/A
— Not Applicable
O :-)
— An angel
MOFO
— Mother fucker
BTWN
— Between
PPL
— People
WDYM
— What Do You Mean?
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
USA
— United States of America
JSYK
— Just So You Know
TB
— Text Back
W/
— With
TQVM
— Thank-You Very Much
HUD
— How You Doing
OIC
— Oh I See
KK
— Kiss Kiss
7K
— Sick
RP
— Role Play
GNBLFY
— Got Nothing But Love For You
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
FYEO
— For Your Eyes Only
ABT
— About
YA YAYA
— Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
L8R
— Later
DND
— Do Not Disturb
URAQT
— You Are A Cutie
ATM
— At The Moment
KEWL
— Cool
JK
— Just kidding
L8ER
— Later
DM
— Do me
SK8
— Skate
BJ
— Blow Job
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
TOM
— Tomorrow
O4U
— Only for You
A/S/L
— Age/Sex/Location
PLS
— Please
WAYD
— What Are You Doing?
MSG
— Message
J4F
— Just for Fun
SYT
— See You Tomorrow
YAFIYGI
— You Asked for It, You Got It
ALWZ
— Always
X
— Kiss
E2EG
— Ear-to-Ear Grin
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
K
— Okay
OOF
— Out of Facility
PM
— Private Message
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
LOLWUT
— What?
IDC
— I Don't Care
THX
— Thanks
W8ING
— WaitING
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
PYT
— Pretty Young Thing
W2F
— Way Too Funny
W8N
— Waiting
W@
— What
X!
— Typical Woman
10Q
— Thank You
OEM
— Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
LIL
— Little
LV
— love
BTW
— By The Way
STFU
— Shut The Fuck Up
VFM
— Value For Money
SUP
— What's Up?
NP
— No Problem
T2UL
— Talk to You Later
BFR
— Big Fucking Rock
IMO
— In My Opinion
LMK
— Let Me Know
J4K
— Just For Kicks
TBA
— To Be Advised
PDA
— Public Display of Affection
TC
— Take Care
BCOZ
— Because
W8AM
— Wait A Minute
TXS
— Thanks
RN
— Right Now
WAEFRD
— When All Else Fails, Read Directions
OBTW
— Oh By the Way
LIFO
— Last In, First Out
CBA
— Can't Be Arsed
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
TNC
— Tongue in Cheek
CUIMD
— See You In My Dreams
B4YKI
— Before You Know It
POS
— Piece Of Shit
ISO
— In Search Of
GRMBL
— Grumble
Y!
— Typical Man
GRRRR
— Growling
I 1DR
— I Wonder
LOL
— Little Old Lady
B:-)
— Sunglasses on head
XLNT
— Excellent
T2GO
— Time to Go
FISH
— First In Still Here
HUGZ
— Hugs
RMB
— Ring My Bell
IRC
— Internet Relay Chat
L8TR
— (See You) Later
POV
— Point Of View
M$
— Microsoft
H2CUS
— Hope To See You Soon
F?
— Friends
TMB
— Text Me Back
DTF
— Down to Fuck
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
C|:-)
— Smiling with top hat
2D4
— To Die For
W84M
— Wait for me
WOS
— Wife Over Shoulder
7
— Seven
WAYDT
— What are you doing tonight
A41A14A
— All for One and One for All
W2MI
— Way Too Much Information
XI10
— Exciting
C|B-)
— Ali G
WAMBAM
— Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
WAYDRN
— What Are You Doing Right Now?
BBL
— Be Back Later
T2YL
— Talk To You Later
WADITWB
— We Always Did it That Way Before
BMW
— Be My Wife
UR
— Your
0
— Zero
TTYN
— Talk to You Never
CU
— See You
F2F
— Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
WTH
— What The Heck?
UI!
— You Idiot
KOK
— Knock
/: - |
— Unamused, mildly cross
N/M/H
— Nothing much here
TTM
— Talk To Me
J/P
— Just Playing
STR8
— Straight
NGL
— Not Gonna Lie
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
TEOTWAWK
— The end of the world as we know it
WTG
— Way To Go
SO
— Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
FWD
— Forward
AKA
— Also Know As
U2
— You Too
GALGAL
— Give A Little Get A Little
IAITS
— It's All In The Subject
C2C
— Cam to Cam
FOMO
— Fear of Missing Out
HAGO
— Have A Good One
COZ
— Because
ISP
— Internet Service Provider
4E
— Forever
AA
— Adios Amigo
RX
— Regards
TX
— Thanks
TYVM
— Thank you very much
WKND
— Weekend
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
BR
— Best regards
OP
— Original Poster
121
— One-To-One
BOT
— Back on Topic
BRB
— Be right back
4
— Four
ITR
— Internet Talk Radio
HBTU
— Happy Birthday to You
K
— Kiss
TYT
— Take Your Time
M8
— Mate
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
WB
— Welcome Back
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
BFN
— Bye for Now
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
NUFF
— Enough Said
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
OOO
— Out Of Office
BLUF
— Bottom Line Up Front
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
B4
— Before
KM
— Kiss Me
IRL
— In Real Life
WDYT
— What Do You Think?
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
IR8
— irate
D/S
— Dominant/submissive
DIY
— Do-It-Yourself
SME
— Subject Matter Expert
FYI
— For Your Information
MC
— Merry Christmas
Y
— Why?
BC
— Because
W8
— Wait
1337
— Elite
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
PW
— Password
MOB
— Mobile
BF
— Boyfriend
SRY
— Sorry
TTUL
— Talk To You Later
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
ADDY
— Address
CBF
— Can't Be Fucked
BBN
— Bye Bye Now
FAQ
— Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
AWOL
— Absent Without Leave
TTLY
— Totally
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
NT
— No Text
EOM
— End Of Message
ACE
— Access Control Entry
SED
— Said Enough Darling
COD
— Call of Duty
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
TY
— Thank You
NH
— Nice hand (poker slang)
OT
— Overtime
AML
— All My Love
HAND
— Have A Nice Day
KIT
— Keep In Touch
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
AP
— Apple Pie
2N8
— Two and Eight
TQ
— Thank You
MM
— Merry Meet
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
LQTM
— Laughing Quietly to Myself
OZ
— Australia
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
AA
— As above
ASL
— Age/Sex/Location
AAMOF
— As A Matter Of Fact
TAY
— Thinking about you
DD
— Dear Daughter
NT
— Nice Try
BRT
— Be Right There
RFC
— Request For Comment
BBS
— Be back soon
MYOB
— Mind Your Own Business
TBD
— To Be Determined
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
TOY
— Thinking Of You
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
1457
— Last
JT
— Just Teasing
CB
— Chat Brat
OMW
— On My Way
SMH
— Shakes My Head
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
NC
— No Comment
DHYB
— Don't Hold Your Breath
BD
— Big Deal
WRT
— "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
WYCM
— Will You Call Me?
QT
— Cutie
VM
— Voice Mail
DILLIGAF
— Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
PEBCAK
— Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
JIT
— Just in time
2BCTND
— To Be Continued.
SWAG
— Scientific Wild Ass Guess
BBIAB
— Be Back In A Bit
JLMK
— Just Let Me Know
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
4U
— For You
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
VC
— Venture Capital
RLY
— Really
H8
— Hate
SOZ
— Sorry
SRSLY
— Seriously
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
DMI
— Don't Mention It
YGG
— You Go Girl
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
CTR
— Center
LOLA
— Laugh Out Loud Again
JC
— Just Checking
UW
— You're Welcome
OMG
— Oh, my God!
DDD
— Direct Distance Dial
PTL
— Praise The Lord
OT
— Off Topic
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
LDR
— Long Distance Relationship
ADR
— Address
IIIO
— Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
#:-)
— Smiling with a fur hat
D8
— date
SPK
— Speak
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
L8
— Late
NG
— No Good
ADD
— Address
CNP
— Continued In Next Post (forums)
IOW
— In Other Words
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
@TEOTD
— At The End Of The Day
DH
— Dear Husband
PS
— Post Scriptum
TNX
— Thanks
BDN
— Big Damn Number
NOMB
— None Of My Business
AAR8
— At Any Rate
BCC
— Blind Carbon Copy
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
VBG
— Very Big Grin
SY
— Sincerely Yours
CC
— Carbon Copy
FYIV
— fuck you, I'm vested
W2G
— Way To Go
CID
— Consider It Done
WU
— What's Up?
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
BOT
— Be on that
CYA
— See You
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
DS
— Dear Son
NBD
— No Big Deal
BAK
— Back At Keyboard
CTHU
— Cracking the Heck Up
HW
— Homework
PNP
— Plug aNd Play
TTG
— Time-To-Go
B4N
— Bye for Now
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
YCT
— Your Comment To
OTW
— On the Way
JFK
— Just For Kicks
BFFN
— Best friend for now
AFAICT
— As Far As I Can Tell
NRG
— Energy
PLZ
— Please
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
LOL
— laughting out loud
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
BCNU
— Be Seein' You
FH
— Future Husband
OMFG
— Oh My Fucking God
C
— See
EM
— Excuse Me
W
— With
BOL
— Best Of Luck
YOLO
— You Only Live Once
EOD
— End Of Discussion
BC
— Be Cool
ILU
— I Love You
WFM
— Works For Me
BBT
— Be Back Tomorrow
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
RM
— Room
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
UL
— Upload
LTNS
— Long Time No See
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
NLT
— No Later Than
TFR
— Thanks for Reading
4EVER
— Forever
TBC
— To Be Continued
PAW
— Parents Are Watching
FYA
— For Your Amusement
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
HIH
— Hope It Helps
2NITE
— Tonight
IDL
— Ideal
GTH
— Go To Hell
SNAFU
— Situation Normal All Fouled Up
CUL8R
— See You Later
NRN
— No Reply Necessary
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
RW
— Real World
LU
— Love You
TM
— Trademark
DWYM
— Does What You Mean
LTNT
— Long Time No Talk
CMB
— Call Me Back
RBTL
— Read Between The Lines
WC
— Who Cares?
AFC
— Away from Computer
NOYB
— None Of Your Business
FWIW
— For What It's Worth
IC
— I See
WEG
— Wicked Evil Grin
WYT
— Whatever You Think
AISI
— As I See It
RU
— Are You?
CYT
— See You Tomorrow
BT
— Byte This
GL
— Good Luck
IDM
— It Does Not Matter
RTM
— Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
SYL
— See You Later
POS
— Parent Over Shoulder
WTS
— Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
MU
— Miss You
:^)
— Broken nose
PFA
— Please Find Attached
TLA
— Three Letter Abbreviation
GR8
— Great
NM
— Never Mind
FTW
— For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
IMCO
— In My Considered Opinion
CUS
— See You Soon
SMS
— Short Message Service
B/C
— Because
26Y4U
— Too Sexy for You
OTT
— Over The Top
ETA
— Edited To Add
BO
— Back Off
FB
— Facebook
8
— Eight
TTT
— That's The Ticket
FO
— Fuck Off
G
— Grin
AAM
— As A Matter Of Fact.
4N
— Foreign
AMF
— adios motherfucker
TLC
— Tender Love and Care
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
KBD
— Keyboard
JMO
— Just My Opinion
BUGLY
— Butt Ugly
BGWM
— Be Gentle With Me
LYMI
— Love You Mean It
WTF
— what the fuck
SU
— Shut Up
OO
— Over and Out
@WRK
— At Work
PSA
— Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
EOT
— End Of Transmission
PHAT
— Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
2MOR
— Tomorrow
KMRIA
— Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
NE1
— Anyone
BTK
— Back to Keyboard
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
TMI
— Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
BTA
— But Then Again
AB
— Ass Backwards
NA
— Not Applicable
PSP
— PlayStation Portable
SYS
— See You Soon
KWIM
— Know What I Mean?
NFC
— No fucking clue
FITB
— Fill In The Blank
CTN
— Can't Talk Now
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
GFN
— Gone for Now
JJ
— Just Joking
TWIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
GMTA
— Great Minds Think Alike
CUL
— See You Later
SOSO
— Same Old Same Old
BFF
— Best Friend Forever
TBF
— To Be Fair
EOL
— End Of Lecture
EG
— Evil Grin
DP
— Dear Partner
CUL8TR
— See You Later
CRS
— Can't Remember Stuff
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
OS
— Operating System
Z
— Zero
RUOK
— Are you okay?
PITA
— Pain In The Association
MTF
— More to Follow
YOOW
— You'Re Out of Work
YR
— Your
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
IDK
— I don’t know
LYK
— Let You Know
UY
— Up Yours
LYLAS
— Love You Like a Sister
WUD
— What You Doing
BW
— Best Wishes
PO
— Piss Off
BAU
— Business As Usual
W/E
— Whatever
M02
— My two cents
WEML
— Whatever Major Loser
H&K
— Hugs and Kisses
M
— Male
FE
— Fatal Error
4EVA
— Forever
LYL
— Love You Lots
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
AOL
— Army Of Lamers
NIM
— No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
DL
— Download
RFD
— Request For Discussion
RE
— Hello Again
GLLA
— Great Lovers Love Alike
DLO
— Down low
BION
— Believe It or Not
Y2K
— You're Too Kind
TTL
— Time To Live
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
FOAD
— Fuck Off And Die
EOL
— End Of Line
2L8
— Too Late
WG
— Wicked Grin
AFAIAC
— As Far As I Am Concerned
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
2
— To
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
AAAAA
— American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AWOL
— Absent while online
ILY
— I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
411
— Info
JC
— Just Curious
NE
— Any
TM
— Trust Me
S2R
— Send to Receive
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
YMMD
— You Made My Day
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
2U2
— To You Too
DWL
— Dying with Laughter
HAGN
— Have A Good Night
OML
— Oh My Lord
SYSOP
— System Operator
OTW
— Off To Work
RGDS
— Regards
WUWH
— Wish You Were Here
AWA
— As Well As
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
ADAD
— Another Day Another Dollar
WADR
— With All Due Respect
OM
— Old Man
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
EZ
— Easy
9
— Nine
IMS
— I Am Sorry
WTFWT
— what the fuck was that
GBH
— Great Big Hug
DW
— Don't Worry
SH
— Shit Happens
RTFM
— Read The Fucking Manual
R8
— Rate
CM
— Call Me
BRH
— Be Right Here
JAS
— Just A Second
6
— Six
EOR
— End of Rant
AISB
— As I Said Before
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
4
— For
TPT
— Trailer Park Trash
CMF
— Count My Fingers
PTB
— Powers That Be
MIPS
— Millions of Instructions Per Second
B
— Be
YHM
— You Have Mail
WB
— Write Back
MTH
— Month
SF
— Science Fiction
EA
— Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
W4U
— Waiting for You
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
BIC
— Butt in Chair
2DAY
— Today
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
IIRC
— If I Recall Correctly
TFTI
— Thanks For The Information
SFW
— Safe for Work
N/A
— Not Available
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
LTR
— Letter
MIN
— Minute
F2T
— Free to Talk
FYYSOS
— Fuck you, you sack of shit
BS
— Bull Shit
OL
— Old Lady
TCO
— Taken Care Of
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
A3
— Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
:-)8
— Smiling with bow tie
AIM
— AOL Institutent Messenger
ROTFL
— Roll On The Floor Laughing
UCE
— Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
DMY
— Don't Mess Yourself
MMB
— Message Me Back
TTS
— Text To Speech
LM
— Letters mailed
AYK
— As You Know
BKA
— Better Known As
WW
— Wrong Window
:-X
— Biggy sloppy kiss
AYSOS
— Are You Stupid or Something?
NWO
— No Way Out
NM
— Not Much
SOB
— Son of a Bitch
ID10T
— Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
IFU
— I Fucked Up
RUS
— Russian Federation
RSN
— Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
FYM
— For Your Misinformation
G9
— Genius
BBFBBM
— Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BOHICA
— Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BH
— Better Half
HD
— Hold
LD
— Long Distance
MM
— Market Maker
TIA
— Thanks in advance
FTITM
— First Thing in the Morning
BNF
— Big Name Fan
CP
— Sleepy
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
FUBB
— Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
BWG
— Big Wide Grin
AB
— Ah Bless!
WYRN
— What's Your Real Name?
PD
— Public Domain
LUM
— Love You Man
OOTB
— Out Of The Box
C&G
— Chuckle and Grin
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
SRO
— Standing Room Only
BK
— Back
AEAP
— As Early As Possible
SOS
— Same Old Stuff
G2G
— Got To Go
GAL
— Get A Life
AWTY
— Are We There Yet
MMA
— Meet me at
ASLP
— Age Sex Location Picture
AFAIC
— As Far As I'm Concerned
DKDC
— Don't Know Don't Care
COC
— Code of Conduct
JPYL
— Just Pulling Your Leg
VBS
— Very Big Smile
PVE
— Player Versus Environment
SWTDRMZ
— Sweet Dreams
IYO
— In Your Opinion
DW
— Dear Wife
WO
— Without
SWAK
— Sealed With A Kiss
LMHO
— Laughing my hiney off
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
NOOB
— New person
CUZ
— Because
RATM
— Rage Against The Machine
DA
— The
GHP
— Good Hand Partner
QPSA
— Que Pasa
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
FOAF
— Friend Of A Friend
FTTB
— For The Time Being
IS
— I'm Sorry
TTYM
— Talk to You Mañana
BAMF
— Bad Ass Mother Fucker
: @
— Shouting
86
— Out of
TMA
— Take My Advice
AAR
— At Any Rate
CUNS
— See You In School
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
NMP
— Not My Problem
ADIH
— Another Day in Hell
MMS
— Multimedia Messaging System
LMBO
— Laughing my butt off
OWTTE
— Or Words To That Effect
PCM
— Please Call Me
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
WBS
— Write Back Soon
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
CTO
— Check This Out
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
BM
— Bite Me
AIUI
— As I Understand It
GMTFT
— Great Minds Think for Themselves
WWY
— Where Were You?
CRTLA
— Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
AYKM
— Are You Kidding Me?
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
RE
— regards
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
TUT
— Totally Unique Thought
BITD
— Back in the Day
2
— Too Add
CUL
— Call you later
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
TAH
— Take A Hike
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
BFN/B4N
— Bye For Now
XO
— Kiss and a Hug
DA
— father
JC
— Just Chilling
PLD
— Played
THNQ
— Thank You
RPG
— Role Playing Game
DYK
— Did You Know?
AFAIU
— As Far As I Understand
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
BG
— Big Grin
L2M
— Listening to Music
SOH
— Sense Of Humor
CRAP
— Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
LAQ
— Lame Ass Quote
CFD
— Call For Discussion
ROF
— Rolling on floor
J/K
— Just Kidding
LEMENO
— Let Me Know
WTH
— What The Hell?
:-7
— Smirk
SWALK
— Sent with A Loving Kiss
WCA
— Who Cares Anyway
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
SLAP
— Sounds Like A Plan
FOC
— Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
C4N
— Ciao for Now
SEXTING
— Sex Texting
WP
— Wrong Person
B4U
— Before You
TOT
— Tons Of Time
OAO
— Over and Out
AH
— At home
MMORPG
— Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
RDNK
— Redneck
MHOTY
— My Hat's Off To You
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
MOTD
— Message of the Day
AAF
— As A Friend
IOH
— I'm Outta Here
BB4N
— Bye-Bye for Now
STM
— Spank the Monkey
WD
— Well Done
BIOYA
— Blow It Out Your Ass
DINK
— Double Income No Kids
MS
— The Company Microsoft
FF
— Friends Forever
BBB
— Boring Beyond Belief
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
ASLMH
— Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
MMOB
— Mind My Own Business
R
— Rare
TEL
— Telephone
CRAFT
— Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
PTM
— Please Tell Me
STATS
— Your sex and age
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
:(
— Sad, without nose
IWTY
— I would tickle you
RBAY
— Right Back At You
IYD
— In Your Dreams
IYSS
— If You Say So
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
ATT
— All The Time
:-X
— Small Kiss
GSOAS
— Go Sit On A Snake
YT
— You There?
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
CRZ
— Crazy
MFG
— Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
ASAFP
— As Soon As Friggin Possible
LRU
— Least Recently Used
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
SWALK
— Sealed With A Loving Kiss
DF
— Dear Friend
AYS
— Are You Serious?
UR
— You Are
HOAS
— Hold On A Second
GFC
— Going For Coffee :-)
YYSSW
— Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
NAP
— Not A Problem
:-9
— Salivating
TDTM
— Talk Dirty to Me
RTFI
— Read The Fucking Instructions
HTH
— Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
WUF
— Where Are You From?
FUD
— Fear, uncertainty and doubt
HB
— Hurry Back
JIC
— Just In Case
LY
— Love You
JM2C
— Just My 2 Cents
BME
— Based on My Experience
OTL
— Out To Lunch
SOW
— Speaking of Which
KMA
— Kiss My Ass
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
ATYS
— Anything You Say
BS
— Big Smile
BTHOOM
— Beats the Heck Out of Me
:-0 HBTU 0-:
— Happy Birthday To You
RYO
— Roll Your Own
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
BOL
— Be On Later
MP
— Merry Part
IYQ
— I like you
WOA
— Work of Art
POOF
— Good-bye
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
AIH
— As It Happens
BBIAW
— Be Back In A While
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
TM
— Tickle Me
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
WTB
— Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
AIP
— Agreement in Principle
GLYASDI
— God Loves You and So Do I
DH
— Dear Hubby
DIIK
— Darned if I know
YNK
— You Never Know
THANQ
— Thank You
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
OPM
— Other People's Money
BCO
— Big crush on
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
SOS
— Save Our Souls (Help!)
4YEO
— For Your Eyes Only
SITD
— Still In The Dark
ME2
— Me Too
WAG
— Wild Assed Guess
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
NW
— No Way
HAK
— Hugs And kisses
CM
— Call Menu
GYPO
— Get Your Pants Off
OOI
— Out of Interest
HUYA
— Head Up Your Ass
BO
— Buzz Off
INPO
— In No Particular Order
ICQ
— I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
PVP
— Player Versus Player
TIC
— Taken Into Consideration
SW
— Software (SFTWE Preferred)
CUL8ER
— See You Later
LRF
— Little Rubber Feet
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
IMNSHO
— In My Not So Humble Opinion
AFINIAFI
— A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
TAS
— Taking A Shower
AI
— As If
WW
— Wrong Way
OTTOMH
— Off the top of my head
NA
— No Access
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
GSOH
— Good Sense Of Humour
SUM1
— Someone
BBSD
— Be Back Soon Darling
(:-)
— Smiling with helmet
YKW
— You Know What
GBTW
— Get Back to Work
GA
— Go Ahead
URW
— You Are Welcome
QS
— Quit Scrolling
BR
— Bathroom
EL
— Evil Laugh
BFD
— Big Fucking Deal
MMFU
— My Mate Fancies You
ADN
— Any Day Now
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
YSW
— Yeah Sure Whatever
D/L
— Download
MORF
— Male Or Female ?
BAC
— Back At Computer
ACD
— Alt Control Delete
ITYM
— I Think You Mean
ATK
— At The Keyboard
SOHF
— Sense Of Humor Failure
IAC
— In Any Case
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
ITYS
— I Told You So
MRU
— Most Recently Used
NFW
— No Fucking Way
SERP
— Search Engine Results Positioning
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
SK8R
— Skater
DA
— there
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
AYFR
— Are You For Real?
SAHM
— Stay At Home Mom
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
ATST
— At the Same Time
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
YGM
— You Got Mail
JFGI
— Just Fucking Google It
AOC
— Available on cell
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
TAFN
— That's All for Now
GGN
— Gotta Go Now
TLGO
— The List Goes On
PL8
— Plate
FC
— Fingers Crossed
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
BBW
— Big Beautiful women's
TFN
— Thanks for Nothing
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
BBBG
— Bye Bye Be Good
RAT
— Remotely Activated Trojan
AOMM
— Always On My Mind
HHTYAY
— Happy Holidays To You And Yours
JW
— Just wondering
CYOA
— Cover Your Own Ass
DU
— Don't understand
PWNED
— Owned
KYSOTI
— Keep Your Stick On The Ice
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
2BONO
— To Be or Not to Be
U
— You
WAD
— Without A Doubt
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
AAMOI
— As A Matter of Interest
CULA
— See You Later, Alligator
N1
— Nice One
DXNRY
— Dictionary
DFL
— Dead Fucking Last
IPN
— I'm Posting Naked
GG
— Good Games
IAYL
— In A While
YABA
— Yet Another Bloody Acronym
JOO
— you
TDM
— Too Darn Many
WT
— Without Thinking
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
LTSGT2GTHR
— Lets Get Together
:'-(
— Crying
BIF
— Before I Forget
NO1
— No-One
TMA
— Too Many Acronyms :-)
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
EULA
— End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
RD
— Research and Development
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOO
— My Own Opinion
RTFS
— Read the FucKing Source
WWJD
— What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
MTFBWU
— May The Force Be With You
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
WYP
— What's Your Problem?
AMBW
— All My Best Wishes
AFAIUI
— As Far As I Understand It
RLR
— Earlier
CUL
— Catch You Later
FAB
— Features-Attributes-Benefits
DNR
— Dinner
NFI
— No Fucking Idea
SBTA
— Sorry, Being Thick Again
IUSS
— If You Say So
NUTN
— Nothing
WAI
— What an Idiot
SB
— Should Be
BASOR
— Breathing a sigh of relief
2G4U
— To Good for You
IIRC
— If I Remember Correctly
MIHAP
— May I Have Your Attention Please
MINS
— Minutes
TMB
— Tag Me Back
BTSOOM
— Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BEOS
— Nudge
TMK
— To My Knowledge
MGB
— May God Bless
WAM
— Wait A Minute
ROFLMAO
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
NQOCD
— Not Quite Our Class Dear
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
BIF
— Basis in Fact
NAL
— Nationality
RUS
— Are You Serious?
FRED
— Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
TITF
— That is too funny
AAYF
— As Always Your Friend
OMD
— Oh My Darn
CHINGO
— Chat lingo
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
DBAU
— Doing Business As Usual
GTGB
— Got To Go, Bye
10
— Ten
YBYSA
— You Bet Your Sweet Ass
MOH
— Maid of Honor
SIT
— Stay in Touch
BDC
— Big Dumb Company
YMBJ
— You Must Be Joking
DYFI
— Did you find it
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
WF
— Way Fun
KHUF
— Know How You Feel
TCB
— Trouble Came Back
ONYD
— Oh No You Didn't
WOG
— Wise Old Guy
CY
— Calm Yourself
BN
— Bad news
:-O
— Appalled
BWO
— Black White or Other
WYS
— Whatever You Say
IMFL
— I'm Falling in Love
FTL
— Faster Than Light
TSTL
— Too Stupid To Live
CLD9?
— Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
IBT
— In Between Technology
EM
— E-Mail
BB
— Bright blessings
TFB
— Too Fucking Bad
ATW
— All the Web
ABT2
— About To
5:-)
— Elvis Presley
YS
— You Suck
TSR
— Totally Stuck in RAM
FTMFW
— For The Mother Fucking Win
YRG
— You Are Good!
ADIP
— Another Day in Paradise
OMIK
— Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
PL
— Playlist
AAS
— Alive and smiling
TWIT
— That's What I Thought
FSCK
— File System Check
MKOP
— My Kind of Place
HAB
— Hot Asian Babe
L8RS
— Laters
VSF
— Very Sad Face
IRSTBO
— It Really Sucks The Big One
ATB
— All The Best
BL
— Buddy List
TOH
— The other half
LHO
— Laughing Head Off
TBA
— To Be Announcede
NBIF
— No Basis in Fact
PTB
— Please Text Back
UL
— You Will
PRW
— Parents Are Watching
SSEWBA
— Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SF
— Surfer Friendly
LOLOL
— Lots of laugh out louds
:-(0)
— Shouting
LNDN
— London
BYKT
— But You Knew That
AATK
— Always At the Keyboard
SUYF
— Shut Up You Fool
WIT
— Wordsmith In Training
TMFA
— Too many fucking acronyms
RHIP
— Rank Hath Its Privileges
AAK
— Asleep at Keyboard
ITM
— In the Money
:-O ZZ
— Bored
A3
— Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
TPC
— The Phone Company
MUD
— Multi-User Dimension
JASE
— Just Another System Error
CME
— Call Me
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
CUB
— Call You Back
CYL
— See You Later
BMOTA
— Byte Me On The Ass
KIR
— Keep It Real
WKD
— Weekend
NN2R
— No need to reply
SME1
— Some One
ROTFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
JAM
— Just A Minute
MMOG
— Massively Multiplayer Online Game
NCG
— New College Graduate
OOC
— Out of Character
OU
— I owe you
MNGR
— manager
JYYC
— Just Yanking Your Chain
TNG
— The Next Generation (Star Trek)
NWO
— New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
IGGP
— I Gotta Go Pee
NMH
— Not Much Here
FYIFV
— fuck you, I'm fully vested
AFAP
— As Far As Possible
FUBIO
— Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
DK
— Don't known
LWR
— Launch When Ready
AFAGAY
— A Friend As Good As You
LOPSOD
— Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
TC
— That's Cool
TWT
— Twat!
ZOMG
— Zoh My God
SC
— Stay Cool
1
— One
RTFA
— read the fucking article
ATSL
— Along the Same Line
BBW
— Big Black Women's
WUWT
— What's Up With That?
HACK
— To use something not in its intended manner.
2HT2HNDL
— Too Hot To Handle.
3
— Three
TUL
— Tell You Later
TSWC
— Tell Someone Who Cares
RINGL8
— Running Late
B/F
— Boyfriend
FF
— Freeze frame
STYS
— Speak to You Soon
BDC
— Big Dot Com
&:-)
— Smiling with curls
GMBO
— Giggling My Butt Off
OLL
— Online Love
4FRNFR
— Forever and Ever
SFB
— Shit for Brains
E123
— Easy As One, Two, Three
YIC
— Yours in Christ
YA
— Yet Another
ZOMG
— Zerg! Oh My God!
CIAO
— Good-bye
SSDD
— Same Stuff Different Day
AOB
— Abuse of Bandwidth
PG
— Pretty Good
STFW
— Search The Fucking Web
ADCTD2UV
— Addicted To Love
F2F
— Flesh To Flesh
COFS
— Church of Scientology
KL
— Cool
BIOYN
— Blow It Out Your Nose
GFETE
— Grinning from Ear To Ear
ZZZ
— Sleeping, Bored, Tired
RLF
— Real Life Friend
SYLA
— See You Later Alligator
BTDTGTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
URYY4M
— You Are Too Wise For Me
-:-)
— Punk
SWG
— Scientific Wild Guess
IAE
— In Any Event
SMPF
— Shit My Pants Funny
NTK
— Nice to Know
OMJ
— Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
TDTU
— Totally Devoted To You
BFZ4EVR
— Best Friends Forever
RFS
— Really fucking soon
DBEYR
— Don't Believe Everything You Read
1CE
— Once
EMFJI
— Excuse Me For Jumping In
SME1
— Someone
MMAMP
— Meet Me At My Place
WLUMRYME
— Will you marry Me?
THNX 1.0
— Thanks a Million
BW
— Be well
FTBSITTTD
— Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
:-( )
— Shocked
RAK
— Random Act Of Kindness
BCBS
— Big Company Big School
BRBRB
— Bathroom, be right back
T
— Think Positive
OLPC
— One Laptop Per Child
BWL
— Bursting with laughter
NOBMR
— None of my business, right
QL
— Quit Laughing
WYSLPG
— What You See Looks Pretty Good
CUB L8R
— Call You Back Later
ITS F8
— It's Fate
PML
— Piss Myself Laughing
BBIAS
— Be Back In A Second
OO
— On Order
IBTD
— I Beg To Differ
WNDITWB
— We Never Did It This Way Before
CT
— City
SH
— Same Here
5
— Five
LLTA
— Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
REHI
— Hello Again
CYE
— Check your e-mail
ESAD
— Eat Shit And Die
KMB
— Kiss My Butt
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
LMFAO
— Laugh my f*****g ass off
AFAP
— As Fast As Possible
KFY
— Kiss For You
CP
— Cross post
B
— Beam
NNITO
— Not Necessarily In That Order
MO
— Momentum on
-6%
— Not very clever
%-(
— Confused and unhappy
TW
— Team Work
SMAIM
— Send Me an Instant Message
OMOHOD
— One Minute, One Hour, One Day
:-?
— Smoking a pipe
LTNC
— Long Time No See
FBOW
— For Better or Worse
SPKR
— Speaker
NIMQ
— Not in My Queue
2WIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
IANAL
— I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
ADBB
— All Done Bye Bye
SLY
— Still Love You
:-*
— Bitter
JAD
— Just Another Day
MFD
— MultiFunction Device
IHNO
— I Have No Opinion
MUBAR
— Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
ROFLCOPTER
— Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
AIMP
— Always In My Prayers
AFAHMASP
— A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
YTTT
— You Telling the Truth?
: - )…
— Drooling
:-D
— Grinning
STTH
— Speak to the hand
CMON
— Come-On
DNC
— Does Not Compute
FBUGLY
— Fucking Butt Ugly
MOMPL
— (One) Moment Please
JOOC
— Just Out of Curiosity
******@*
— Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
ROFLOL
— Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
KYPO
— Keep Your Pants On
:-D
— Laugher
NF
— Nucking Futs
BB
— Bathroom break
STHU
— Shut the Heck Up
BD
— Birthday
IHTFP
— I Have Truly Found Paradise
IEF
— It's Esther's Fault
TP
— Team Player
ROTM
— Right On The Money
IOTTMCO
— Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
BH@
— Be home at
SITCOMS
— Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SSDD
— Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
TA
— Thanks Again
OOM
— Out Of Mana
IMOW
— In My Own Words
PDOMA
— Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
YSYD
— Yeah, Sure You Do
IHTFP
— I Hate This Fucking Place
ANFAWFOW
— And now for a word from our web sponsor
YW
— You are welcome
BHOF
— Bald Headed Old Fart
ALTG
— Act Locally, Think Globally
EWI
— E-mailing While Intoxicated
DQOTD
— Dumb Question of the Day
LDTTWA
— Let's Do The Time Warp Again
ABRS
— Abbreviations
N2M
— Not to Mention
BSTD
— Busted
SWDYWTTA
— So What do You Want to Talk About?
GSOH
— Good Salary, Own Home
LAGNAF
— Lets All Get Naked and Fool
B-)
— Sunglasses
TVN
— Thank You Very Much
W/B
— Welcome Back
RMLB
— Read My Lips Baby
:=)
— Two noses
CTR
— Center for Telecommunications Research
RMMM
— Read My Mail, Man
FOTFLOL
— Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
GRD
— Grinning, running and ducking
YOMANK
— You Owe Me A New Keyboard
RTK
— Return To Keyboard
NMHJC
— Not Much Here, Just Chilling
LMFBO
— Laughing my fat butt off
IANAE
— I Am Not An Expert
WRK
— Work
AGKWE
— And God Knows What Else
AFU
— All Fucked Up
SOL
— Shit Out Of Luck
MOOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
FFPN
— Fresh fields and pastures new
IFAB
— I Found A Bug
BITMT
— But in the Meantime
GDR
— Grinning, ducking, and running
IMBL
— It must be love
WAN2
— Want To
BB
— Blessed Be
/(00)/
— Spider
ICBW
— I Could Be Wrong
JAFO
— Just Another Fucking Onlooker
BFFM
— Best friends forevermore
ABBREV
— abbreviation
IIR
— If I Recall
IBRB
— I Will Be Right Back
:-(
— Sad
FTFTFWMF
— Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
DUR
— Do You Remember
IMI
— I Mean It
SFETE
— Smiling from Ear to Ear
<|-)
— Chinese
TUI
— Turning You in
TISNF
— That Is So Not Fair
N2M
— Not Too Much
FUBAB
— Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
AIMB
— As I Mentioned Before
AWGTHTGT
— Are we going to have to go through this again?
DD
— Due Diligence
RFR
— Really fucking rich
STPD
— stupid
VSC
— Very Soft Chuckle
WE
— whatever
IAT
— I Am Tired
OMDB
— Over My Dead Body
AYTMTB
— And You're Telling Me This Because?
MTG
— Meeting
FIWDIM
— Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
SLIRK
— Smart Little Rich Kid
BIL
— Boss Is Listening
AFDN
— Any Fucking Day Now
SETE
— Smiling Ear to Ear
TTWIG
— That's The Way It Goes!
OUSU
— Oh, You Shut Up
RUMORF
— Are You Male or Female?
DYLM
— do you like me
IHAIM
— I Have Another Instant Message
:-E
— Buck-toothed Vampire
FGS
— For Goodness Sake
NL
— not likely
MWBRL
— More Will Be Revealed Later
:-C
— Real Unhappy
BHL8
— Be home late
GTSY
— Glad To See You
HH
— Hold Hands
NE1 ER
— Anyone Here
OAUS
— On An Unrelated Subject
ISO
— Is seeking other
:-~)
— Having a cold
NINJA
— No Income, No Job, or Assets
2
— Two
NAK
— Nursing at keyboard
JP
— Just playing
THX40
— Thanks for nothing!
CM
— Call Memory
GJIAGDVYCN
— Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
IYKWIMAI
— If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
IMVHO
— In My Very Humble Opinion
WIIWD
— What it is we do
OK
— All Correct
BWBR
— Brunette with blonde roots
DAQ
— Dumb Asked Question
@:-)
— Wearing A Turban
|-O
— Snoring
PWNAGE
— Ownage
WOOT
— We Own the Other Team
HHOS
— Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
DYOFDW
— Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
HIOOC
— Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
:-)=
— Smiling with a beard
IMPE
— In My Personal Experience
TG
— Thank goodness
KC
— Keep Cool
NMJC
— Nothing Much Just Chilling
:-X
— Not saying a word
AFN
— All For Now
LOOL
— Laughing Outragously Out Loud
HOHA
— HOllywood HAcker
:-'
— Sceptical
NE
— Anyway
INMP
— It's Not My Problem
D:-)
— Smiling with cap
IIWM
— If It Were Me
WDUW
— What Do You Want
LOLERSKATES
— Laugh Out Loud Skates
ATW
— At The Weekend
ISS
— I Said So
HF
— Hello Friend
:-V
— Talking
DH
— Dear Hubby or Husband
IIMAD
— If it Makes Any Difference
-P
— Sticking Out Tongue
8-)
— Smiling with Glasses
TTTT
— To Tell The Truth
L33T
— Elite
U/L
— Upload
OICN
— Oh, I See Now
WE
— WeekEnd
PRT
— Party
86
— Over
OT
— Other Topic
AIAMU
— And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
IGTP
— I Get The Point
TOS
— The Other Service
RR
— Rest and Relaxation
HUA
— Heads Up, Ace
MOSS
— Member Of The Same Sex
IUM
— If You Must
HOT4U
— hot for you
IANAC
— I Am Not A Crook
S4L
— Spam For Life
AOAS
— All of A Sudden
POTC
— Peck On The Cheek
WDUMBT
— What Do You Mean By That
UNPC
— UnPolitically Correct
AFIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
DUST
— Did You See That?
POS
— Power of Suggestion
F
— Friends
MIB
— Men In Black (movie)
TXT
— Text File (filename extension)
SWAK
— Sent with A Kiss
URWS
— You Are Wise
FTASB
— Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
SOL
— Sooner Or Later
PZA
— Pizza
PIMP
— Pee(ing) In My Pants
WBP
— Write Back Please
FTMFWB
— For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
GTGP
— Got to Go Pee
ABITHIWT
— A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ALLWANSU
— All I want is You
NAZ
— Name, Address, Zip
=(_8^(1)
— Homer Simpson
:-<
— Cheated
CU@
— See You At
:-W
— Talking with two tongues
8:-)
— Glasses on head
DUR?
— Do You Remember?
YR
— Your Room
@}---,---
— A rose
PANS
— Pretty Awesome New Stuff
MOO
— Mud, Object-Oriented
BTA
— Before the Attacks
:)S
— Smiles
RKBA
— Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
WHYBATT
— Where have you been all this time
URAS
— You Are a Star
M/F
— male or female
IIR
— If I Remember
SMEM
— Send Me E-Mail
NTYMI
— Now That You Mention It
POTC
— Pirates of the Caribbean
HHO12K
— Ha ha, only half kidding)
TFN
— Till further notice
YR
— Why Are
TNT
— Till Next Time
SBIA
— Stands Back in Amazement
ROTFLMFAO
— Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
HHIS
— Hanging Head In Shame
N00B
— Noobie
WITFITS
— What In The Fuck Is This Shit
TLK2UL
— Talk to You Later
:-||
— Angry (Original Smiley)
YM
— Young Manhattanite
TTYM
— Talk to You Monday
MMHA2U
— My Most Humble Apologies To You
POETS
— Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
FTTYYGTS
— Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
WDYS
— What Did You Say?
:-|
— Determined
BLVMOT
— Believe me on that
YM
— Your Mom
=|:-)=
— Uncle Sam
DON
— Doing
(:::X:::)
— Plaster / Elastoplast
:-{}
— Lip stick
NSISR
— Not Sure If Spelled Right
8:]
— A Gorilla
YACC
— Yet Another Calendar Company
LOLLERSKATES
— Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
TWIS
— That's What I Said
S
— Smiling
PMPF
— Piss My Pants Funny
TNA
— Temporarily Not Available
TTYVS
— Talk To You Very Soon
:-{)
— With a moustache
RESQ
— Rescue
O&O
— Over & Out
SB
— Smiling back
SOOI
— Stay out of it
SORG
— Straight Or Gay
ALAP
— As Long As Possible
NETHNG
— Anything
CYR
— Call Your
TWDS
— Towards
WWDWIIWD
— When We Do What it Is We Do
ROTFLMBO
— Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
WTFRU
— Who The Fuck Are You
YM
— Young Manufacturing
B/F
— Brain fart
URT1
— Your are the one
FFWE
— Finds fault with everything
YWIA
— You're Welcome in Advance
:-#
— Razes
|-I
— Sleeping
LOTFLOL
— Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
QPSA?
— Que Pasa?
TOS
— Star Trek "The Original Series"
KPTONDL
— Keep it on the down low
NC
— Nice Call
CIS
— Consumer Information Service
TMIY
— Take Me I'm Yours
PWOF
— Putting Wood on the Fire
TARFU
— Things are really foobarred up
}:-(
— Toupee blowing in the wind
NFIAH
— Never fear, I am here
E-OK
— Electronically OK
>: -|
— Cross
PIR
— Parent In Room
VRBS
— Virtual reality bullshit
PONA
— Person Of No Account
KOS
— Kill on Site
PUKS
— Pick Up Kids
PU
— That stinks!
WT
— What?
U4E
— Yours For Ever
APP
— Appreciate
-(
— Frown
ILICISCOMK
— I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
-O
— Surprised
RUUP4IT
— Are You Up For It?
AFWIW
— Anyway, for what it's worth
TXT BAC
— text back
EVRY1
— Everyone
MOB
— Mobile Off-shore Base
WGAFF
— Who Gives A Flying Fuck
SMEM
— Send Me an E-Mail
XME
— Excuuuuse Me
:'-D
— Crying with laughter
SG4IT
— Search Google For It
TFDS
— That Is For Darn Sure
>:-@!
— Angry and swearing
[:]
— A Robot
SP
— Spelling
FAQL
— Frequently Asked Questions List
SHOPN
— Shopping
TIAIL
— Think I Am In Love
RU?
— Are you?
PLZRD
— Please read
PMP
— Peeing my pants
RTDOX
— Read the documentations
MD@UFN
— Mad at you for now
OOTB
— Out of the Blue
RTBS
— Reason To Be Single
TOH
— Typing one-handed
MD@U
— Mad at you
WYSITWIR
— What you see is totally worthless in real life
:-<>
— Surprised
ATW
— Around The Web
PCID
— Putting Clothes in Dryer
SE2E
— Smiling Ear To Ear
WNOHGB
— Were No One Has Gone Before
>8-D
— Evil crazed laughter
AMAZN
— Amazing
WDMB
— Will Do My Best
RTFFAQ
— Read The Fucking FAQ
WISP
— Winning Is So Pleasureable
MOB
— Mobile Operating Base
%- )
— Confused or merry
WWOH
— Writing with one hand
-)
— Smile
>>: -)
— A Klingon
*<|:O)>
— Santa Claus
JSTCLLME
— Just Call Me
WTTM
— Without Thinking to Much
PMWOF
— Putting more wood on the fire
WTHDTM
— What the Heck Does That Mean
TNTLLAC
— Try Not To Look Like A Cock
P911
— Parent Alert
PCME
— Please Call Me
SPK2UL8R
— Speak to you later
REHI
— Re-hi
T
— Thanks
LOVL
— Laugh Out Very Loud
THN
— Thanks
TCWB
— Take care, write back
|:-[|]
— Mick Jagger
SWALK
— Sweet, with all love, kisses
{:-)
— Smiling with hair
WHYBAD
— Where have you been all day
NC
— Not cool
>: - (
— Angry, yet sad
:' )
— Happy and crying
WBWYC
— Write back when you can
>@@@@8^)
— Marge Simpson
{:-)
— Toupee
><:>
— A Turkey
PL&
— Planned
TCOOD
— Taking clothes out of dryer
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