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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• %-} — Intoxicated
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• R — Are
• TBH — To Be Honest
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• OTP — On the Phone
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• N/A — Not Applicable
• O :-) — An angel
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• BTWN — Between
• PPL — People
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• USA — United States of America
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• TB — Text Back
• W/ — With
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• HUD — How You Doing
• OIC — Oh I See
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• 7K — Sick
• RP — Role Play
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• ABT — About
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• L8R — Later
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• ATM — At The Moment
• KEWL — Cool
• JK — Just kidding
• L8ER — Later
• DM — Do me
• SK8 — Skate
• BJ — Blow Job
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• TOM — Tomorrow
• O4U — Only for You
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location

• PLS — Please
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• MSG — Message
• J4F — Just for Fun
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• ALWZ — Always
• X — Kiss
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• K — Okay
• OOF — Out of Facility
• PM — Private Message
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• LOLWUT — What?
• IDC — I Don't Care
• THX — Thanks
• W8ING — WaitING
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• W8N — Waiting
• W@ — What
• X! — Typical Woman
• 10Q — Thank You
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• LIL — Little
• LV — love
• BTW — By The Way
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• VFM — Value For Money
• SUP — What's Up?
• NP — No Problem
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• IMO — In My Opinion
• LMK — Let Me Know
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• TBA — To Be Advised
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• TC — Take Care
• BCOZ — Because
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• TXS — Thanks
• RN — Right Now
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean

• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• ISO — In Search Of
• GRMBL — Grumble
• Y! — Typical Man
• GRRRR — Growling
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• XLNT — Excellent
• T2GO — Time to Go
• FISH — First In Still Here
• HUGZ — Hugs
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• POV — Point Of View
• M$ — Microsoft
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• F? — Friends
• TMB — Text Me Back
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• 2D4 — To Die For
• W84M — Wait for me
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• 7 — Seven
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• XI10 — Exciting
• C|B-) — Ali G
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• BBL — Be Back Later
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• BMW — Be My Wife
• UR — Your
• 0 — Zero
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• CU — See You
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• WTH — What The Heck?
• UI! — You Idiot
• KOK — Knock
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross

• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• TTM — Talk To Me
• J/P — Just Playing
• STR8 — Straight
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• WTG — Way To Go
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• FWD — Forward
• AKA — Also Know As
• U2 — You Too
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• COZ — Because
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• 4E — Forever
• AA — Adios Amigo
• RX — Regards
• TX — Thanks
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• WKND — Weekend
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• BR — Best regards
• OP — Original Poster
• 121 — One-To-One
• BOT — Back on Topic
• BRB — Be right back
• 4 — Four
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• K — Kiss
• TYT — Take Your Time
• M8 — Mate
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• WB — Welcome Back
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• BFN — Bye for Now
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• NUFF — Enough Said
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• OOO — Out Of Office
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• B4 — Before
• KM — Kiss Me
• IRL — In Real Life

• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• IR8 — irate
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• FYI — For Your Information
• MC — Merry Christmas
• Y — Why?
• BC — Because
• W8 — Wait
• 1337 — Elite
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• PW — Password
• MOB — Mobile
• BF — Boyfriend
• SRY — Sorry
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• ADDY — Address
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• TTLY — Totally
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• NT — No Text
• EOM — End Of Message
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• COD — Call of Duty
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• TY — Thank You
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• OT — Overtime
• AML — All My Love
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• AP — Apple Pie
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• TQ — Thank You
• MM — Merry Meet
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• OZ — Australia
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• AA — As above
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location

• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• TAY — Thinking about you
• DD — Dear Daughter
• NT — Nice Try
• BRT — Be Right There
• RFC — Request For Comment
• BBS — Be back soon
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• TBD — To Be Determined
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• 1457 — Last
• JT — Just Teasing
• CB — Chat Brat
• OMW — On My Way
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• NC — No Comment
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• BD — Big Deal
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• QT — Cutie
• VM — Voice Mail
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• JIT — Just in time
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• 4U — For You
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• VC — Venture Capital
• RLY — Really
• H8 — Hate
• SOZ — Sorry
• SRSLY — Seriously
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• YGG — You Go Girl
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• CTR — Center
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• JC — Just Checking
• UW — You're Welcome

• OMG — Oh, my God!
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• OT — Off Topic
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• ADR — Address
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• D8 — date
• SPK — Speak
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• L8 — Late
• NG — No Good
• ADD — Address
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• IOW — In Other Words
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• DH — Dear Husband
• PS — Post Scriptum
• TNX — Thanks
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• CC — Carbon Copy
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• W2G — Way To Go
• CID — Consider It Done
• WU — What's Up?
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• BOT — Be on that
• CYA — See You
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• DS — Dear Son
• NBD — No Big Deal
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• HW — Homework
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• B4N — Bye for Now
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• YCT — Your Comment To
• OTW — On the Way
• JFK — Just For Kicks

• BFFN — Best friend for now
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• NRG — Energy
• PLZ — Please
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• LOL — laughting out loud
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• FH — Future Husband
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• C — See
• EM — Excuse Me
• W — With
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• BC — Be Cool
• ILU — I Love You
• WFM — Works For Me
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• RM — Room
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• UL — Upload
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• NLT — No Later Than
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• 4EVER — Forever
• TBC — To Be Continued
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• 2NITE — Tonight
• IDL — Ideal
• GTH — Go To Hell
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• CUL8R — See You Later
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• RW — Real World
• LU — Love You
• TM — Trademark
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• CMB — Call Me Back
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• WC — Who Cares?

• AFC — Away from Computer
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• IC — I See
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• AISI — As I See It
• RU — Are You?
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• BT — Byte This
• GL — Good Luck
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• SYL — See You Later
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• MU — Miss You
• :^) — Broken nose
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• GR8 — Great
• NM — Never Mind
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• CUS — See You Soon
• SMS — Short Message Service
• B/C — Because
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• OTT — Over The Top
• ETA — Edited To Add
• BO — Back Off
• FB — Facebook
• 8 — Eight
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• FO — Fuck Off
• G — Grin
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• 4N — Foreign
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• KBD — Keyboard
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• WTF — what the fuck
• SU — Shut Up
• OO — Over and Out
• @WRK — At Work

• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• NE1 — Anyone
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• BTA — But Then Again
• AB — Ass Backwards
• NA — Not Applicable
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• SYS — See You Soon
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• NFC — No fucking clue
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• GFN — Gone for Now
• JJ — Just Joking
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• CUL — See You Later
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• TBF — To Be Fair
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• EG — Evil Grin
• DP — Dear Partner
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• OS — Operating System
• Z — Zero
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• MTF — More to Follow
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• YR — Your
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• IDK — I don’t know
• LYK — Let You Know
• UY — Up Yours
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• WUD — What You Doing
• BW — Best Wishes
• PO — Piss Off
• BAU — Business As Usual

• W/E — Whatever
• M02 — My two cents
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• M — Male
• FE — Fatal Error
• 4EVA — Forever
• LYL — Love You Lots
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• DL — Download
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• RE — Hello Again
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• DLO — Down low
• BION — Believe It or Not
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• TTL — Time To Live
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• EOL — End Of Line
• 2L8 — Too Late
• WG — Wicked Grin
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• 2 — To
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• AWOL — Absent while online
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• 411 — Info
• JC — Just Curious
• NE — Any
• TM — Trust Me
• S2R — Send to Receive
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• 2U2 — To You Too
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• OML — Oh My Lord
• SYSOP — System Operator
• OTW — Off To Work
• RGDS — Regards
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• AWA — As Well As
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar

• WADR — With All Due Respect
• OM — Old Man
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• EZ — Easy
• 9 — Nine
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• DW — Don't Worry
• SH — Shit Happens
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• R8 — Rate
• CM — Call Me
• BRH — Be Right Here
• JAS — Just A Second
• 6 — Six
• EOR — End of Rant
• AISB — As I Said Before
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• 4 — For
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• PTB — Powers That Be
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• B — Be
• YHM — You Have Mail
• WB — Write Back
• MTH — Month
• SF — Science Fiction
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• W4U — Waiting for You
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• 2DAY — Today
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• SFW — Safe for Work
• N/A — Not Available
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• LTR — Letter
• MIN — Minute
• F2T — Free to Talk
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• BS — Bull Shit
• OL — Old Lady
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion

• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• MMB — Message Me Back
• TTS — Text To Speech
• LM — Letters mailed
• AYK — As You Know
• BKA — Better Known As
• WW — Wrong Window
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• NWO — No Way Out
• NM — Not Much
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• RUS — Russian Federation
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• G9 — Genius
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• BH — Better Half
• HD — Hold
• LD — Long Distance
• MM — Market Maker
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• CP — Sleepy
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• AB — Ah Bless!
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• PD — Public Domain
• LUM — Love You Man
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• BK — Back
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• G2G — Got To Go

• GAL — Get A Life
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• MMA — Meet me at
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• COC — Code of Conduct
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• DW — Dear Wife
• WO — Without
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• NOOB — New person
• CUZ — Because
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• DA — The
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• IS — I'm Sorry
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• : @ — Shouting
• 86 — Out of
• TMA — Take My Advice
• AAR — At Any Rate
• CUNS — See You In School
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• NMP — Not My Problem
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• PCM — Please Call Me
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• CTO — Check This Out
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• BM — Bite Me
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves

• WWY — Where Were You?
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• RE — regards
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• BITD — Back in the Day
• 2 — Too Add
• CUL — Call you later
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• TAH — Take A Hike
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• DA — father
• JC — Just Chilling
• PLD — Played
• THNQ — Thank You
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• DYK — Did You Know?
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• BG — Big Grin
• L2M — Listening to Music
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• J/K — Just Kidding
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• WTH — What The Hell?
• :-7 — Smirk
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• WP — Wrong Person
• B4U — Before You
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• OAO — Over and Out
• AH — At home
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• RDNK — Redneck
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• CTC — Choking The Chicken

• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• AAF — As A Friend
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• WD — Well Done
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• FF — Friends Forever
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• R — Rare
• TEL — Telephone
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• STATS — Your sex and age
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• :( — Sad, without nose
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• IYSS — If You Say So
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• ATT — All The Time
• :-X — Small Kiss
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• YT — You There?
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• CRZ — Crazy
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• DF — Dear Friend
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• UR — You Are
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• NAP — Not A Problem
• :-9 — Salivating
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• WUF — Where Are You From?

• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• HB — Hurry Back
• JIC — Just In Case
• LY — Love You
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• BME — Based on My Experience
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• BS — Big Smile
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• BOL — Be On Later
• MP — Merry Part
• IYQ — I like you
• WOA — Work of Art
• POOF — Good-bye
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• AIH — As It Happens
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• TM — Tickle Me
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• DH — Dear Hubby
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• YNK — You Never Know
• THANQ — Thank You
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• OPM — Other People's Money
• BCO — Big crush on
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• ME2 — Me Too
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• NW — No Way
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• CM — Call Menu
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• OOI — Out of Interest
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass

• BO — Buzz Off
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• AI — As If
• WW — Wrong Way
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• NA — No Access
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• SUM1 — Someone
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• YKW — You Know What
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• GA — Go Ahead
• URW — You Are Welcome
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• BR — Bathroom
• EL — Evil Laugh
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ADN — Any Day Now
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• D/L — Download
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• BAC — Back At Computer
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• IAC — In Any Case
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• ITYS — I Told You So
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• SK8R — Skater
• DA — there

• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• ATST — At the Same Time
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• YGM — You Got Mail
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• AOC — Available on cell
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• PL8 — Plate
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• JW — Just wondering
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• DU — Don't understand
• PWNED — Owned
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• U — You
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• N1 — Nice One
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• GG — Good Games
• IAYL — In A While
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• JOO — you
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• WT — Without Thinking
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• :'-( — Crying

• BIF — Before I Forget
• NO1 — No-One
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• RD — Research and Development
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• RLR — Earlier
• CUL — Catch You Later
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• DNR — Dinner
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• IUSS — If You Say So
• NUTN — Nothing
• WAI — What an Idiot
• SB — Should Be
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• MINS — Minutes
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• BEOS — Nudge
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• MGB — May God Bless
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• NAL — Nationality
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• TITF — That is too funny
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye

• 10 — Ten
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• DYFI — Did you find it
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• WF — Way Fun
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• CY — Calm Yourself
• BN — Bad news
• :-O — Appalled
• BWO — Black White or Other
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• IBT — In Between Technology
• EM — E-Mail
• BB — Bright blessings
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• ATW — All the Web
• ABT2 — About To
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• YS — You Suck
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• YRG — You Are Good!
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• PL — Playlist
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• FSCK — File System Check
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• L8RS — Laters
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• ATB — All The Best
• BL — Buddy List
• TOH — The other half
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact

• PTB — Please Text Back
• UL — You Will
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• :-(0) — Shouting
• LNDN — London
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• ITM — In the Money
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• TPC — The Phone Company
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• CME — Call Me
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• CUB — Call You Back
• CYL — See You Later
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• KIR — Keep It Real
• WKD — Weekend
• NN2R — No need to reply
• SME1 — Some One
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• JAM — Just A Minute
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• NCG — New College Graduate
• OOC — Out of Character
• OU — I owe you
• MNGR — manager
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• NMH — Not Much Here
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• DK — Don't known
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• TC — That's Cool

• TWT — Twat!
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• SC — Stay Cool
• 1 — One
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• 3 — Three
• TUL — Tell You Later
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• B/F — Boyfriend
• FF — Freeze frame
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• OLL — Online Love
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• YA — Yet Another
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• CIAO — Good-bye
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• PG — Pretty Good
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• KL — Cool
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• -:-) — Punk
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• IAE — In Any Event
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• NTK — Nice to Know
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You

• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• 1CE — Once
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• SME1 — Someone
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• BW — Be well
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• :-( ) — Shocked
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• T — Think Positive
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• QL — Quit Laughing
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• OO — On Order
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• CT — City
• SH — Same Here
• 5 — Five
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• REHI — Hello Again
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• KFY — Kiss For You
• CP — Cross post
• B — Beam
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• MO — Momentum on
• -6% — Not very clever
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• TW — Team Work
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• :-? — Smoking a pipe

• LTNC — Long Time No See
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• SPKR — Speaker
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• SLY — Still Love You
• :-* — Bitter
• JAD — Just Another Day
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• : - )… — Drooling
• :-D — Grinning
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• CMON — Come-On
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• :-D — Laugher
• NF — Nucking Futs
• BB — Bathroom break
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• BD — Birthday
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• TP — Team Player
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• BH@ — Be home at
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• TA — Thanks Again
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• YW — You are welcome
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart

• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• N2M — Not to Mention
• BSTD — Busted
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• B-) — Sunglasses
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• W/B — Welcome Back
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• :=) — Two noses
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• WRK — Work
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• IMBL — It must be love
• WAN2 — Want To
• BB — Blessed Be
• /(00)/ — Spider
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• IIR — If I Recall
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• :-( — Sad
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• DUR — Do You Remember
• IMI — I Mean It
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• <|-) — Chinese
• TUI — Turning You in

• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• N2M — Not Too Much
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• DD — Due Diligence
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• STPD — stupid
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• WE — whatever
• IAT — I Am Tired
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• MTG — Meeting
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• DYLM — do you like me
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• NL — not likely
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• BHL8 — Be home late
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• HH — Hold Hands
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• ISO — Is seeking other
• :-~) — Having a cold
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• 2 — Two
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• JP — Just playing 
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• CM — Call Memory
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• OK — All Correct
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban

• |-O — Snoring
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• TG — Thank goodness
• KC — Keep Cool
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• :-X — Not saying a word
• AFN — All For Now
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• :-' — Sceptical
• NE — Anyway
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• ATW — At The Weekend
• ISS — I Said So
• HF — Hello Friend
• :-V — Talking
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• L33T — Elite
• U/L — Upload
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• WE — WeekEnd
• PRT — Party
• 86 — Over
• OT — Other Topic
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• TOS — The Other Service
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• IUM — If You Must
• HOT4U — hot for you
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• S4L — Spam For Life
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek

• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• DUST — Did You See That?
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• F — Friends
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• URWS — You Are Wise
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• PZA — Pizza
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• WBP — Write Back Please
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• :-< — Cheated
• CU@ — See You At
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• YR — Your Room
• @}---,--- — A rose
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• :)S — Smiles
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• URAS — You Are a Star
• M/F — male or female
• IIR — If I Remember
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• TFN — Till further notice
• YR — Why Are
• TNT — Till Next Time
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• N00B — Noobie
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later

• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• :-| — Determined
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• YM — Your Mom
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• DON — Doing
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• :-{} — Lip stick
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• S — Smiling
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• :-{) — With a moustache
• RESQ — Rescue
• O&O — Over & Out
• SB — Smiling back
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• NETHNG — Anything
• CYR — Call Your
• TWDS — Towards
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• B/F — Brain fart
• URT1 — Your are the one
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• :-# — Razes
• |-I — Sleeping
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• NC — Nice Call
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours

• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• >: -| — Cross
• PIR — Parent In Room
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• KOS — Kill on Site
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• PU — That stinks!
• WT — What?
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• APP — Appreciate
• -( — Frown
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• -O — Surprised
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• TXT BAC — text back
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• [:] — A Robot
• SP — Spelling
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• SHOPN — Shopping
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• RU? — Are you?
• PLZRD — Please read
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• MD@U — Mad at you
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• :-<> — Surprised
• ATW — Around The Web
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before

• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• AMAZN — Amazing
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• -) — Smile
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• P911 — Parent Alert
• PCME — Please Call Me
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• REHI — Re-hi
• T — Thanks
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• THN — Thanks
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• NC — Not cool
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• {:-) — Toupee
• ><:> — A Turkey
• PL& — Planned
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer

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