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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• 2D4 — To Die For
• USA — United States of America
• BJ — Blow Job
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• ABT — About
• IMO — In My Opinion
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• LIL — Little
• UI! — You Idiot
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• ISO — In Search Of
• ATM — At The Moment
• OIC — Oh I See
• KEWL — Cool
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• OOF — Out of Facility
• X — Kiss
• KOK — Knock
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• 10Q — Thank You
• TC — Take Care
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• WTG — Way To Go
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• L8R — Later

• BFN — Bye for Now
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• L8ER — Later
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• OTP — On the Phone
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• PLS — Please
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• MSG — Message
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• LMK — Let Me Know
• AA — Adios Amigo
• B4 — Before
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• RP — Role Play
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• O4U — Only for You
• HUD — How You Doing
• BTW — By The Way
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• IRL — In Real Life
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• W/ — With
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• VM — Voice Mail
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• BMW — Be My Wife
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• TXS — Thanks
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• PPL — People
• HUGZ — Hugs
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• FYI — For Your Information
• NP — No Problem
• 7K — Sick
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• Y — Why?
• FISH — First In Still Here
• IR8 — irate
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• BBL — Be Back Later
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• W8 — Wait

• COZ — Because
• B4N — Bye for Now
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• IDC — I Don't Care
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• PM — Private Message
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• SRY — Sorry
• LOLWUT — What?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• RX — Regards
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• CYA — See You
• O :-) — An angel
• EOM — End Of Message
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• R — Are
• TX — Thanks
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• TY — Thank You
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• AKA — Also Know As
• BOT — Back on Topic
• M8 — Mate
• YCT — Your Comment To
• WU — What's Up?
• BCOZ — Because
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• UL — Upload
• ADR — Address
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• DD — Dear Daughter
• SU — Shut Up
• BF — Boyfriend
• ADD — Address
• UW — You're Welcome
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• AML — All My Love

• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• L8 — Late
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• SRSLY — Seriously
• ADDY — Address
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• WKND — Weekend
• ILU — I Love You
• RU — Are You?
• GTH — Go To Hell
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• K — Kiss
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• NFC — No fucking clue
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• IOW — In Other Words
• RFC — Request For Comment
• POV — Point Of View
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• TMB — Text Me Back
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• THX — Thanks
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• TBC — To Be Continued
• OP — Original Poster
• AA — As above
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• GFN — Gone for Now
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• BD — Big Deal
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• 1457 — Last
• 4U — For You
• 4E — Forever
• CTR — Center
• NE1 — Anyone
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• G — Grin

• GL — Good Luck
• AISI — As I See It
• DH — Dear Husband
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• BTWN — Between
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• DS — Dear Son
• WB — Welcome Back
• TOM — Tomorrow
• RW — Real World
• YGG — You Go Girl
• QT — Cutie
• RE — Hello Again
• JT — Just Teasing
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• CMB — Call Me Back
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• SOZ — Sorry
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• TB — Text Back
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• 2NITE — Tonight
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• OT — Overtime
• SYL — See You Later
• NE — Any
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• W/E — Whatever
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• BTA — But Then Again
• W8ING — WaitING
• AP — Apple Pie
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• NRG — Energy
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• RLY — Really
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• CC — Carbon Copy
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• SUP — What's Up?

• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• AFC — Away from Computer
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• W8N — Waiting
• TQ — Thank You
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• HW — Homework
• NM — Never Mind
• TBF — To Be Fair
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• MOB — Mobile
• 121 — One-To-One
• FE — Fatal Error
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• SMS — Short Message Service
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• EG — Evil Grin
• M02 — My two cents
• XLNT — Excellent
• PS — Post Scriptum
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• RDNK — Redneck
• NC — No Comment
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• BRB — Be right back
• S2R — Send to Receive
• LU — Love You
• W — With
• WTH — What The Heck?
• : @ — Shouting
• 1337 — Elite
• LOL — laughting out loud
• JJ — Just Joking
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• RM — Room
• TTM — Talk To Me
• WWY — Where Were You?
• MC — Merry Christmas
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• AISB — As I Said Before
• C — See
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• Z — Zero
• SF — Science Fiction
• B4YKI — Before You Know It

• 4EVER — Forever
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• BBS — Be back soon
• NLT — No Later Than
• GR8 — Great
• U2 — You Too
• ALWZ — Always
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• EZ — Easy
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• PW — Password
• CM — Call Me
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• CUL8R — See You Later
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• B/C — Because
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• @WRK — At Work
• T2GO — Time to Go
• D8 — date
• M — Male
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• Y! — Typical Man
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• BITD — Back in the Day
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• 411 — Info
• CID — Consider It Done
• OMW — On My Way
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• N/A — Not Applicable
• JC — Just Checking
• FB — Facebook
• KBD — Keyboard
• NBD — No Big Deal
• UR — Your
• WC — Who Cares?
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• IC — I See
• CB — Chat Brat
• NT — Nice Try

• AAR — At Any Rate
• TBA — To Be Advised
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• BAU — Business As Usual
• BRH — Be Right Here
• 2L8 — Too Late
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• WG — Wicked Grin
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• NG — No Good
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• CUL — See You Later
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• GRMBL — Grumble
• OM — Old Man
• F2T — Free to Talk
• NT — No Text
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• OZ — Australia
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• W@ — What
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• COC — Code of Conduct
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• TTLY — Totally
• CUS — See You Soon
• LYK — Let You Know
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• F? — Friends
• JC — Just Curious
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• JAS — Just A Second
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• FO — Fuck Off
• DW — Don't Worry
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• 2 — To
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• H8 — Hate
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• TBD — To Be Determined
• D/S — Dominant/submissive

• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• HD — Hold
• WB — Write Back
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• BION — Believe It or Not
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• ATT — All The Time
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• RN — Right Now
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• SYS — See You Soon
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• PLZ — Please
• PLD — Played
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• DL — Download
• AYK — As You Know
• CU — See You
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• B — Be
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• BKA — Better Known As
• TMA — Take My Advice
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• LYL — Love You Lots
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• :-9 — Salivating
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• X! — Typical Woman
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• STR8 — Straight
• OTW — On the Way
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• NMP — Not My Problem
• 4EVA — Forever
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• N/A — Not Available
• 4 — For
• W84M — Wait for me
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• YHM — You Have Mail
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• PO — Piss Off
• RPG — Role Playing Game

• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• W4U — Waiting for You
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• NA — Not Applicable
• C|B-) — Ali G
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• TM — Trust Me
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• WTF — what the fuck
• DLO — Down low
• 2DAY — Today
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• BW — Best Wishes
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• NM — Not Much
• MU — Miss You
• RGDS — Regards
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• NAP — Not A Problem
• LD — Long Distance
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• TTS — Text To Speech
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• OOO — Out Of Office
• OTT — Over The Top
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• JK — Just kidding
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• AWA — As Well As
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• COD — Call of Duty
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• R — Rare
• MM — Merry Meet

• LTR — Letter
• R8 — Rate
• DM — Do me
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• TYT — Take Your Time
• WO — Without
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• WW — Wrong Window
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• BO — Back Off
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• MMA — Meet me at
• TM — Trademark
• DYK — Did You Know?
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• CUZ — Because
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• CTO — Check This Out
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• AAF — As A Friend
• PD — Public Domain
• FWD — Forward
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• OT — Off Topic
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• FH — Future Husband
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• JC — Just Chilling
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• SYSOP — System Operator
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• B4U — Before You
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• 2U2 — To You Too
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service

• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• 9 — Nine
• IYSS — If You Say So
• NUFF — Enough Said
• UR — You Are
• PTB — Powers That Be
• M$ — Microsoft
• OS — Operating System
• BK — Back
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• LV — love
• BRT — Be Right There
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• LUM — Love You Man
• NA — No Access
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• W2G — Way To Go
• XI10 — Exciting
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• ITYS — I Told You So
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• J/P — Just Playing
• URW — You Are Welcome
• YNK — You Never Know
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• G2G — Got To Go

• BH — Better Half
• SB — Should Be
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• NO1 — No-One
• BT — Byte This
• PCM — Please Call Me
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• TNX — Thanks
• UY — Up Yours
• WW — Wrong Way
• YKW — You Know What
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• JIC — Just In Case
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• RD — Research and Development
• :( — Sad, without nose
• L2M — Listening to Music
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• EM — Excuse Me
• SH — Shit Happens
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• OL — Old Lady
• AIH — As It Happens
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• MINS — Minutes
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• IS — I'm Sorry
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• SFW — Safe for Work
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• SPK — Speak
• JIT — Just in time
• BO — Buzz Off
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• 86 — Out of
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• :^) — Broken nose

• RBAY — Right Back At You
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• SME1 — Some One
• GRRRR — Growling
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• IDL — Ideal
• KM — Kiss Me
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• BL — Buddy List
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• ABT2 — About To
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• MTF — More to Follow
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• IUSS — If You Say So
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• MTH — Month
• BOL — Be On Later
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• EOR — End of Rant
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• ATST — At the Same Time
• BM — Bite Me
• YRG — You Are Good!
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• AI — As If
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• SUM1 — Someone
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• :-(0) — Shouting
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• MS — The Company Microsoft

• SK8R — Skater
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• GAL — Get A Life
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• NWO — No Way Out
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• MM — Market Maker
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• TAY — Thinking about you
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• DP — Dear Partner
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• THANQ — Thank You
• WD — Well Done
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• :-7 — Smirk
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• 2 — Too Add
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• AB — Ass Backwards
• B — Beam
• MP — Merry Part
• PTB — Please Text Back
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• ATW — All the Web
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• WT — Without Thinking
• BME — Based on My Experience
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• NOOB — New person
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• WTH — What The Hell?
• DH — Dear Hubby
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• OAO — Over and Out
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• GG — Good Games
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean

• TAS — Taking A Shower
• BS — Big Smile
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• TC — That's Cool
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• ETA — Edited To Add
• HB — Hurry Back
• MIN — Minute
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• IAYL — In A While
• BAC — Back At Computer
• TUL — Tell You Later
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• TTL — Time To Live
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• CUL — Catch You Later
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• NAL — Nationality
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• JOO — you
• BR — Best regards
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• CY — Calm Yourself
• GA — Go Ahead
• 4N — Foreign
• TW — Team Work
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• VC — Venture Capital
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother

• BB — Bright blessings
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• OO — Over and Out
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• IDK — I don’t know
• 4 — Four
• BEOS — Nudge
• UL — You Will
• YT — You There?
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• EL — Evil Laugh
• WP — Wrong Person
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• AWOL — Absent while online
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• G9 — Genius
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• J/K — Just Kidding
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• OTW — Off To Work
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• CUNS — See You In School
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• BN — Bad news
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• BCO — Big crush on
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• :-O — Appalled
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• YA — Yet Another
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess

• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• TAH — Take A Hike
• AH — At home
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• RLR — Earlier
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• U — You
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• IBT — In Between Technology
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• AOC — Available on cell
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• ADN — Any Day Now
• BC — Because
• QL — Quit Laughing
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• LM — Letters mailed
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• DA — The
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• PWNED — Owned
• OPM — Other People's Money
• OOI — Out of Interest

• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• D/L — Download
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• IAC — In Any Case
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• 10 — Ten
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• EOL — End Of Line
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• DF — Dear Friend
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• BOT — Be on that
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• PL8 — Plate
• OLL — Online Love
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• YGM — You Got Mail
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• DW — Dear Wife
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• |-O — Snoring
• WKD — Weekend
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• THNQ — Thank You
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• K — Okay
• YR — Your
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• WUD — What You Doing
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• OO — On Order
• YIC — Yours in Christ

• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• -6% — Not very clever
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• TOH — The other half
• 3 — Three
• OML — Oh My Lord
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• BC — Be Cool
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• TEL — Telephone
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• CP — Sleepy
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• LY — Love You
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• YS — You Suck
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• CME — Call Me
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• POOF — Good-bye
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• BS — Bull Shit
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• 1 — One
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• B/F — Boyfriend
• MNGR — manager
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• RUS — Russian Federation
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• CUL — Call you later
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• DYFI — Did you find it
• N1 — Nice One
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• LEMENO — Let Me Know

• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• OU — I owe you
• NN2R — No need to reply
• T — Think Positive
• LNDN — London
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• 0 — Zero
• :-* — Bitter
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• ATB — All The Best
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• BB — Blessed Be
• TUI — Turning You in
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• DU — Don't understand
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• EM — E-Mail
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• YW — You are welcome
• WOA — Work of Art
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• BSTD — Busted
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• NL — not likely

• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• IIR — If I Remember
• CIAO — Good-bye
• BD — Birthday
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• AB — Ah Bless!
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• :-' — Sceptical
• DA — father
• BIF — Before I Forget
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• BWO — Black White or Other
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• FSCK — File System Check
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• BR — Bathroom
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• JAM — Just A Minute
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• :-D — Laugher
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• NW — No Way
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• WAI — What an Idiot
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• JW — Just wondering
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• IAE — In Any Event
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard

• 6 — Six
• PL — Playlist
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• NCG — New College Graduate
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• BHL8 — Be home late
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• :'-( — Crying
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• :-( ) — Shocked
• NMH — Not Much Here
• IAT — I Am Tired
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• B-) — Sunglasses
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• MMB — Message Me Back
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• WRK — Work
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• N2M — Not to Mention
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• MGB — May God Bless
• WFM — Works For Me
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• BW — Be well
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• 8 — Eight
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• ME2 — Me Too
• WBP — Write Back Please
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern

• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• BB — Bathroom break
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• L8RS — Laters
• DK — Don't known
• 5 — Five
• SLY — Still Love You
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• NTK — Nice to Know
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• :-D — Grinning
• 2 — Two
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• DYLM — do you like me
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• DNR — Dinner
• STPD — stupid
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• OOC — Out of Character
• DA — there
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• 1CE — Once
• PG — Pretty Good
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• BG — Big Grin
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• :=) — Two noses
• FF — Freeze frame
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• MTG — Meeting
• CYL — See You Later
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back

• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• AFN — All For Now
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• TM — Tickle Me
• KIR — Keep It Real
• NUTN — Nothing
• NF — Nucking Futs
• : - )… — Drooling
• CT — City
• JAD — Just Another Day
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• SC — Stay Cool
• REHI — Hello Again
• CUB — Call You Back
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• WF — Way Fun
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• W/B — Welcome Back
• TPC — The Phone Company
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• 7 — Seven
• KL — Cool
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• FF — Friends Forever
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• NC — Nice Call
• ATW — At The Weekend
• URAS — You Are a Star
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• B/F — Brain fart
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• IMI — I Mean It
• WAN2 — Want To

• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• IYQ — I like you
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• PRT — Party
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• N2M — Not Too Much
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• IIR — If I Recall
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• :-( — Sad
• :-~) — Having a cold
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• IMBL — It must be love
• TITF — That is too funny
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• F — Friends
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• TG — Thank goodness
• SME1 — Someone
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• :-X — Not saying a word
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• YR — Why Are
• CU@ — See You At
• DON — Doing
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• SPKR — Speaker
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail

• TOS — The Other Service
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• DD — Due Diligence
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• KFY — Kiss For You
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• O&O — Over & Out
• ATW — Around The Web
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• S4L — Spam For Life
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• TFN — Till further notice
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• BH@ — Be home at
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• CM — Call Menu
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• STATS — Your sex and age
• ITM — In the Money
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• PZA — Pizza
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• ISS — I Said So
• >: -| — Cross
• DUR — Do You Remember

• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• -:-) — Punk
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• WE — whatever
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• DUST — Did You See That?
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• TP — Team Player
• :-X — Small Kiss
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• YM — Your Mom
• /(00)/ — Spider
• URT1 — Your are the one
• YR — Your Room
• CMON — Come-On
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• SB — Smiling back
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• :-< — Cheated
• RESQ — Rescue
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• RE — regards
• 86 — Over
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• APP — Appreciate
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• HF — Hello Friend

• IUM — If You Must
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• CRZ — Crazy
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• @}---,--- — A rose
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• :)S — Smiles
• CM — Call Memory
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• :-V — Talking
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• CYR — Call Your
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• NE — Anyway
• L33T — Elite
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• TWDS — Towards
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• TNT — Till Next Time
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid

• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• :-<> — Surprised
• KOS — Kill on Site
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• -O — Surprised
• REHI — Re-hi
• PIR — Parent In Room
• ISO — Is seeking other
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• SHOPN — Shopping
• :-| — Determined
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• S — Smiling
• SP — Spelling
• HOT4U — hot for you
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• URWS — You Are Wise
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• JP — Just playing 
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• MO — Momentum on
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• M/F — male or female
• :-{) — With a moustache
• U/L — Upload
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• [:] — A Robot
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• PCME — Please Call Me
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• :-# — Razes
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• OK — All Correct
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition

• -) — Smile
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• :-{} — Lip stick
• KC — Keep Cool
• NETHNG — Anything
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• <|-) — Chinese
• WE — WeekEnd
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• TXT BAC — text back
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• CP — Cross post
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• OT — Other Topic
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• TA — Thanks Again
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• ><:> — A Turkey
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• PLZRD — Please read
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• HH — Hold Hands
• SH — Same Here
• -( — Frown
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• WT — What?
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• T — Thanks
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• THN — Thanks
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• TWT — Twat!
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You

• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• N00B — Noobie
• MD@U — Mad at you
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• {:-) — Toupee
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• NC — Not cool
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• |-I — Sleeping
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• P911 — Parent Alert
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• AMAZN — Amazing
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• PU — That stinks!
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• RU? — Are you?
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• PL& — Planned
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base

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