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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• %-} — Intoxicated
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• USA — United States of America
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• W/ — With
• L8R — Later
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• ABT — About
• L8ER — Later
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• O4U — Only for You
• VFM — Value For Money
• O :-) — An angel
• SK8 — Skate
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• HUD — How You Doing
• OOF — Out of Facility
• N/A — Not Applicable
• KEWL — Cool
• IMO — In My Opinion
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• X! — Typical Woman
• OIC — Oh I See
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• BJ — Blow Job
• J4F — Just for Fun
• PPL — People
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• 2D4 — To Die For
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions

• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• W@ — What
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• ATM — At The Moment
• RP — Role Play
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• X — Kiss
• UI! — You Idiot
• W8N — Waiting
• XLNT — Excellent
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• LIL — Little
• W8ING — WaitING
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• Y! — Typical Man
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• ISO — In Search Of
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• F? — Friends
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• W84M — Wait for me
• T2GO — Time to Go
• PLS — Please
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• BTW — By The Way
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• XI10 — Exciting
• LMK — Let Me Know
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• 10Q — Thank You
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• BMW — Be My Wife
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• JK — Just kidding

• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• M$ — Microsoft
• J/P — Just Playing
• ALWZ — Always
• C|B-) — Ali G
• SUP — What's Up?
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• 7K — Sick
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• TC — Take Care
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• FISH — First In Still Here
• MSG — Message
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• OTP — On the Phone
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• WTG — Way To Go
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• TBA — To Be Advised
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• AA — Adios Amigo
• KOK — Knock
• BFN — Bye for Now
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• IRL — In Real Life
• TMB — Text Me Back
• IDC — I Don't Care
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• B4 — Before
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• BBL — Be Back Later
• NP — No Problem
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• FYI — For Your Information
• AKA — Also Know As
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• PM — Private Message
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• RX — Regards
• HUGZ — Hugs
• W2F — Way Too Funny

• BCOZ — Because
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• THX — Thanks
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• TXS — Thanks
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• COZ — Because
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• BRB — Be right back
• M8 — Mate
• BRT — Be Right There
• VM — Voice Mail
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• BTWN — Between
• IR8 — irate
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• KM — Kiss Me
• LOLWUT — What?
• W8 — Wait
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• Y — Why?
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• EOM — End Of Message
• 1337 — Elite
• RFC — Request For Comment
• BOT — Back on Topic
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• K — Kiss
• TB — Text Back
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• W2G — Way To Go
• WTH — What The Heck?
• 121 — One-To-One
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• OT — Overtime
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• ADDY — Address

• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• SRY — Sorry
• TY — Thank You
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• QT — Cutie
• LV — love
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• POV — Point Of View
• AML — All My Love
• MC — Merry Christmas
• TTLY — Totally
• BF — Boyfriend
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• TTM — Talk To Me
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• DM — Do me
• 4E — Forever
• STR8 — Straight
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• NUFF — Enough Said
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• YGG — You Go Girl
• ADR — Address
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• WKND — Weekend
• SOZ — Sorry
• ILU — I Love You
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• MOB — Mobile
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• DD — Dear Daughter
• B4N — Bye for Now
• H8 — Hate
• TBD — To Be Determined
• CTR — Center
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• TX — Thanks
• L8 — Late
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• ADD — Address

• UL — Upload
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• CYA — See You
• IOW — In Other Words
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• NT — Nice Try
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• WU — What's Up?
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• OMW — On My Way
• YCT — Your Comment To
• PS — Post Scriptum
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• 4U — For You
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• SRSLY — Seriously
• AA — As above
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• R — Are
• JIT — Just in time
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• OZ — Australia
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• RU — Are You?
• WB — Welcome Back
• TYT — Take Your Time
• DS — Dear Son
• SU — Shut Up
• CC — Carbon Copy
• SMS — Short Message Service
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• RM — Room
• BD — Big Deal
• OP — Original Poster
• GTH — Go To Hell
• LTNS — Long Time No See

• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• 1457 — Last
• JC — Just Checking
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• CUL8R — See You Later
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• DH — Dear Husband
• CU — See You
• CMB — Call Me Back
• SYL — See You Later
• AP — Apple Pie
• NLT — No Later Than
• AISI — As I See It
• TQ — Thank You
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• RW — Real World
• G — Grin
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• AFC — Away from Computer
• UW — You're Welcome
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• C — See
• PLZ — Please
• TOM — Tomorrow
• NFC — No fucking clue
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• RN — Right Now
• BBS — Be back soon
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• U2 — You Too
• B/C — Because
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• TBC — To Be Continued
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• GL — Good Luck
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• HW — Homework
• FO — Fuck Off
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• WC — Who Cares?
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• JJ — Just Joking

• SPK — Speak
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• JT — Just Teasing
• TM — Trademark
• LOL — laughting out loud
• OTW — On the Way
• NM — Never Mind
• GFN — Gone for Now
• LU — Love You
• NE1 — Anyone
• RLY — Really
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• OOO — Out Of Office
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• SYS — See You Soon
• BTA — But Then Again
• KBD — Keyboard
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• NRG — Energy
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• 2NITE — Tonight
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• Z — Zero
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• NBD — No Big Deal
• RE — Hello Again
• CUS — See You Soon
• D8 — date
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• GRRRR — Growling
• NC — No Comment
• NA — Not Applicable
• TBF — To Be Fair
• 4EVER — Forever
• GR8 — Great
• NT — No Text
• FH — Future Husband
• RGDS — Regards
• OS — Operating System
• PW — Password
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• CID — Consider It Done
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• FE — Fatal Error

• W/E — Whatever
• M02 — My two cents
• UR — Your
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• GRMBL — Grumble
• MU — Miss You
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• CUL — See You Later
• FB — Facebook
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• BAU — Business As Usual
• 411 — Info
• BOT — Be on that
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• EG — Evil Grin
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• NE — Any
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• VC — Venture Capital
• IC — I See
• S2R — Send to Receive
• BO — Back Off
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• AISB — As I Said Before
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• 2L8 — Too Late
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• CB — Chat Brat
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• W — With
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• LYL — Love You Lots
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• OM — Old Man
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information

• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• SF — Science Fiction
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• FWD — Forward
• TNX — Thanks
• BION — Believe It or Not
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• WTF — what the fuck
• CM — Call Me
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• R8 — Rate
• DL — Download
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• BR — Best regards
• NG — No Good
• BRH — Be Right Here
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• WWY — Where Were You?
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• 2 — To
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• WG — Wicked Grin
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• N/A — Not Available
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• DP — Dear Partner
• RDNK — Redneck
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• DW — Don't Worry
• JC — Just Curious
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• : @ — Shouting
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin

• LD — Long Distance
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• WB — Write Back
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• BKA — Better Known As
• M — Male
• 4EVA — Forever
• F2T — Free to Talk
• TTS — Text To Speech
• EZ — Easy
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• 2U2 — To You Too
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• DLO — Down low
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• OTT — Over The Top
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• 4 — For
• LTR — Letter
• @WRK — At Work
• OT — Off Topic
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• BITD — Back in the Day
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• JAS — Just A Second
• PO — Piss Off
• HD — Hold
• NM — Not Much
• LYK — Let You Know
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• TAY — Thinking about you
• LUM — Love You Man
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• AYK — As You Know
• AWA — As Well As
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• WUD — What You Doing
• MM — Merry Meet
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• IDL — Ideal
• AAR — At Any Rate
• SFW — Safe for Work

• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• PD — Public Domain
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• SYSOP — System Operator
• CUZ — Because
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• PTB — Powers That Be
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• TMA — Take My Advice
• COC — Code of Conduct
• BT — Byte This
• 2DAY — Today
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• PCM — Please Call Me
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• EOL — End Of Line
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• BW — Best Wishes
• G2G — Got To Go
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• K — Okay
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• MIN — Minute
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• W4U — Waiting for You
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• YHM — You Have Mail
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• OML — Oh My Lord
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• B — Be
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• DW — Dear Wife
• TTL — Time To Live

• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• RUS — Russian Federation
• MMA — Meet me at
• NOOB — New person
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• PLD — Played
• BH — Better Half
• TM — Trust Me
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• EM — Excuse Me
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• GAL — Get A Life
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• COD — Call of Duty
• NMP — Not My Problem
• L2M — Listening to Music
• CTO — Check This Out
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• R — Rare
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• WO — Without
• 86 — Out of
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• NAP — Not A Problem
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• UR — You Are
• DYK — Did You Know?
• EOR — End of Rant
• ATT — All The Time
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• UY — Up Yours
• SH — Shit Happens
• B4U — Before You
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• IDK — I don’t know

• OL — Old Lady
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• :-9 — Salivating
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• MTH — Month
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• OO — Over and Out
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• JC — Just Chilling
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• WW — Wrong Window
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• 4N — Foreign
• 9 — Nine
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• AAF — As A Friend
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• MTF — More to Follow
• 2 — Too Add
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• :^) — Broken nose
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• BK — Back
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• J/K — Just Kidding
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• PVE — Player Versus Environment

• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• NA — No Access
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• JIC — Just In Case
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• ITYS — I Told You So
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• WW — Wrong Way
• :( — Sad, without nose
• WP — Wrong Person
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• IS — I'm Sorry
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• AIH — As It Happens
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• IYSS — If You Say So
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• OTW — Off To Work
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• URW — You Are Welcome
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• WTH — What The Hell?
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• ETA — Edited To Add
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• YNK — You Never Know
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• AWOL — Absent while online

• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• MM — Market Maker
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• BM — Bite Me
• TEL — Telephone
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• BME — Based on My Experience
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• RD — Research and Development
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• OPM — Other People's Money
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• LY — Love You
• SB — Should Be
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• MP — Merry Part
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• AI — As If
• YKW — You Know What
• TAH — Take A Hike
• ATST — At the Same Time
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• SK8R — Skater
• BOL — Be On Later
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• YT — You There?
• NO1 — No-One
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet

• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• HB — Hurry Back
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• WAI — What an Idiot
• G9 — Genius
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• AB — Ass Backwards
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• IAYL — In A While
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• MINS — Minutes
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• BO — Buzz Off
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• NAL — Nationality
• BC — Because
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• DH — Dear Hubby
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• OOI — Out of Interest
• SME1 — Some One
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• ABT2 — About To
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• WFM — Works For Me
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• ADN — Any Day Now
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• OAO — Over and Out
• WD — Well Done
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• :-7 — Smirk
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...

• AB — Ah Bless!
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• DA — The
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• BS — Big Smile
• PTB — Please Text Back
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• IUSS — If You Say So
• SUM1 — Someone
• BCO — Big crush on
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• :-O — Appalled
• CP — Sleepy
• ATW — All the Web
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• NWO — No Way Out
• PWNED — Owned
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• GG — Good Games
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• IAC — In Any Case
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• :-(0) — Shouting
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)

• 4 — Four
• BAC — Back At Computer
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• WT — Without Thinking
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• CUNS — See You In School
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• TUL — Tell You Later
• GA — Go Ahead
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• THANQ — Thank You
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• U — You
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• THNQ — Thank You
• FF — Friends Forever
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• YRG — You Are Good!
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• AH — At home
• D/L — Download
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BL — Buddy List
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• CUL — Catch You Later
• IBT — In Between Technology
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• YR — Your
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• BEOS — Nudge
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• CY — Calm Yourself
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• EL — Evil Laugh
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• JOO — you

• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• WOA — Work of Art
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• OU — I owe you
• 6 — Six
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• BC — Be Cool
• BB — Bright blessings
• B — Beam
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• NW — No Way
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• JW — Just wondering
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• TOH — The other half
• CME — Call Me
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• DYFI — Did you find it
• MNGR — manager
• POOF — Good-bye
• DA — father
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• BS — Bull Shit
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• 0 — Zero
• TM — Tickle Me
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• DU — Don't understand
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• DF — Dear Friend
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later

• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• RLR — Earlier
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• BR — Bathroom
• LM — Letters mailed
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• FF — Freeze frame
• NN2R — No need to reply
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• TW — Team Work
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• AOC — Available on cell
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• UL — You Will
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• TITF — That is too funny
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• 10 — Ten
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• YA — Yet Another
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• TC — That's Cool
• 1 — One
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• FSCK — File System Check
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• MGB — May God Bless
• SLY — Still Love You
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• OLL — Online Love
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• YS — You Suck
• PL8 — Plate
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• WKD — Weekend
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off

• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• KL — Cool
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• OO — On Order
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• DK — Don't known
• NMH — Not Much Here
• -6% — Not very clever
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• 3 — Three
• PL — Playlist
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• QL — Quit Laughing
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• CIAO — Good-bye
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• -:-) — Punk
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• YGM — You Got Mail
• BN — Bad news
• MMB — Message Me Back
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• KIR — Keep It Real
• L8RS — Laters
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• LNDN — London
• DA — there
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• JAM — Just A Minute
• IAE — In Any Event
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In

• RFS — Really fucking soon
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• IYQ — I like you
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• OOC — Out of Character
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• PG — Pretty Good
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• BWO — Black White or Other
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• NTK — Nice to Know
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• 1CE — Once
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• N1 — Nice One
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• ATB — All The Best
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• :-X — Small Kiss
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• :-D — Laugher
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• CYL — See You Later
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• BIF — Before I Forget
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• DNR — Dinner
• CUL — Call you later
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• B/F — Boyfriend
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• BG — Big Grin
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing

• :-* — Bitter
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• T — Think Positive
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• TPC — The Phone Company
• NCG — New College Graduate
• JAD — Just Another Day
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• EM — E-Mail
• TWT — Twat!
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• 5 — Five
• |-O — Snoring
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• :-' — Sceptical
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• YW — You are welcome
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• WRK — Work
• N2M — Not to Mention
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• NUTN — Nothing
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• SPKR — Speaker
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• SC — Stay Cool

• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• : - )… — Drooling
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• BW — Be well
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• ME2 — Me Too
• :-D — Grinning
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• NL — not likely
• BSTD — Busted
• CM — Call Menu
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• 2 — Two
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• :=) — Two noses
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• BB — Blessed Be
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• BHL8 — Be home late
• DYLM — do you like me
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• TUI — Turning You in
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)

• 8 — Eight
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• CRZ — Crazy
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• BD — Birthday
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• IIR — If I Remember
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• ITM — In the Money
• RE — regards
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• :-( ) — Shocked
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• IMI — I Mean It
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• :'-( — Crying
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• WAN2 — Want To
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• MTG — Meeting
• REHI — Hello Again
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• BB — Bathroom break
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• IAT — I Am Tired
• :-C — Real Unhappy

• CMON — Come-On
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• WE — whatever
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• OK — All Correct
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• N2M — Not Too Much
• URAS — You Are a Star
• IIR — If I Recall
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• U/L — Upload
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• NE — Anyway
• IMBL — It must be love
• B-) — Sunglasses
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• WBP — Write Back Please
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• SH — Same Here
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• /(00)/ — Spider
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• :-( — Sad
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• TOS — The Other Service
• :-~) — Having a cold
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• CP — Cross post
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• :-X — Not saying a word
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• KFY — Kiss For You
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• AFN — All For Now

• ATW — At The Weekend
• PRT — Party
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• CT — City
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• STPD — stupid
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• F — Friends
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• TG — Thank goodness
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• CUB — Call You Back
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• CU@ — See You At
• NF — Nucking Futs
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• BH@ — Be home at
• URWS — You Are Wise
• PZA — Pizza
• WF — Way Fun
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• JP — Just playing 
• SME1 — Someone
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• IUM — If You Must
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• DD — Due Diligence
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• 7 — Seven
• CM — Call Memory
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• 86 — Over

• HF — Hello Friend
• DUR — Do You Remember
• -( — Frown
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• TFN — Till further notice
• L33T — Elite
• TNT — Till Next Time
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• DUST — Did You See That?
• S4L — Spam For Life
• W/B — Welcome Back
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• YR — Your Room
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• @}---,--- — A rose
• HOT4U — hot for you
• :)S — Smiles
• STATS — Your sex and age
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• MO — Momentum on
• TA — Thanks Again
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• O&O — Over & Out
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• :-< — Cheated
• :-V — Talking
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• ISS — I Said So
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available

• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• DON — Doing
• YR — Why Are
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• S — Smiling
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• N00B — Noobie
• B/F — Brain fart
• URT1 — Your are the one
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• SB — Smiling back
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• KOS — Kill on Site
• APP — Appreciate
• OT — Other Topic
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• NETHNG — Anything
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• CYR — Call Your
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• TP — Team Player
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• :-{} — Lip stick
• :-| — Determined
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• RESQ — Rescue
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• TWDS — Towards
• NC — Nice Call
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• YM — Your Mom

• AMAZN — Amazing
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• KC — Keep Cool
• :-{) — With a moustache
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• M/F — male or female
• -O — Surprised
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• ATW — Around The Web
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• PIR — Parent In Room
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• -) — Smile
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• SHOPN — Shopping
• ISO — Is seeking other
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• WE — WeekEnd
• PLZRD — Please read
• HH — Hold Hands
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• MD@U — Mad at you
• PU — That stinks!
• [:] — A Robot
• RU? — Are you?
• TXT BAC — text back
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• |-I — Sleeping
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• :-# — Razes
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• <|-) — Chinese
• SP — Spelling
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• REHI — Re-hi
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• >: -| — Cross

• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• P911 — Parent Alert
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• WT — What?
• PCME — Please Call Me
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• :-<> — Surprised
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• T — Thanks
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• {:-) — Toupee
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• THN — Thanks
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• NC — Not cool
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• ><:> — A Turkey
• PL& — Planned
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad

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