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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• %-} — Intoxicated
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• OTP — On the Phone
• R — Are
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• O :-) — An angel
• N/A — Not Applicable
• PPL — People
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• TBH — To Be Honest
• BTWN — Between
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• 0 — Zero
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 7 — Seven
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• W/ — With
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• TB — Text Back
• GRMBL — Grumble
• USA — United States of America
• OIC — Oh I See
• BCOZ — Because
• JK — Just kidding
• ALWZ — Always
• 7K — Sick
• DM — Do me
• TXS — Thanks
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• HUD — How You Doing
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• KEWL — Cool
• RP — Role Play
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• HUGZ — Hugs
• ABT — About
• L8R — Later
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location

• PLS — Please
• 10Q — Thank You
• ATM — At The Moment
• LV — love
• BJ — Blow Job
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• TOM — Tomorrow
• K — Okay
• THX — Thanks
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• SUP — What's Up?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• L8ER — Later
• IDC — I Don't Care
• Y! — Typical Man
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• LOLWUT — What?
• W8N — Waiting
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• O4U — Only for You
• PM — Private Message
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• MSG — Message
• LMK — Let Me Know
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• X! — Typical Woman
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• SK8 — Skate
• BBL — Be Back Later
• X — Kiss
• NP — No Problem
• 4 — Four
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• BTW — By The Way
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• TBA — To Be Advised
• POV — Point Of View
• CU — See You
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• W@ — What
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• OOO — Out Of Office
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• TC — Take Care
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• ISO — In Search Of
• RN — Right Now

• M$ — Microsoft
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• W8ING — WaitING
• GRRRR — Growling
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• F? — Friends
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• LIL — Little
• XLNT — Excellent
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• 1337 — Elite
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• 121 — One-To-One
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• OOF — Out of Facility
• T2GO — Time to Go
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• IMO — In My Opinion
• AKA — Also Know As
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• U2 — You Too
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• BR — Best regards
• VFM — Value For Money
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• FWD — Forward
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• FISH — First In Still Here
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• STR8 — Straight
• UR — Your
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• W84M — Wait for me
• BMW — Be My Wife
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• PW — Password
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)

• WTH — What The Heck?
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• XI10 — Exciting
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• BC — Because
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• 2D4 — To Die For
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• C|B-) — Ali G
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• COZ — Because
• OP — Original Poster
• TYT — Take Your Time
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• WKND — Weekend
• J/P — Just Playing
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• M8 — Mate
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• TX — Thanks
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• AA — Adios Amigo
• 4E — Forever
• BRB — Be right back
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• WTG — Way To Go
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• WB — Welcome Back
• TMB — Text Me Back
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• MC — Merry Christmas
• K — Kiss
• KOK — Knock
• BOT — Back on Topic
• ADDY — Address
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• BF — Boyfriend

• B4 — Before
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• Y — Why?
• 1457 — Last
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• 8 — Eight
• TTM — Talk To Me
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• FYI — For Your Information
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• STATS — Your sex and age
• IRL — In Real Life
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• NT — No Text
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• MOB — Mobile
• TY — Thank You
• BBS — Be back soon
• EOM — End Of Message
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• BFN — Bye for Now
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• OT — Overtime
• IR8 — irate
• NC — No Comment
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• DD — Dear Daughter
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• TBD — To Be Determined
• NUFF — Enough Said
• UW — You're Welcome
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• UI! — You Idiot
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• RX — Regards
• SRY — Sorry
• AA — As above
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• W8 — Wait
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• CB — Chat Brat

• COD — Call of Duty
• TAY — Thinking about you
• AML — All My Love
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• TNX — Thanks
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• TQ — Thank You
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• BD — Big Deal
• AP — Apple Pie
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• D8 — date
• OMW — On My Way
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• OT — Off Topic
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• ETA — Edited To Add
• JIT — Just in time
• MM — Merry Meet
• FO — Fuck Off
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• SOZ — Sorry
• NT — Nice Try
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• TTLY — Totally
• 4U — For You
• 6 — Six
• BC — Be Cool
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• OZ — Australia
• BRT — Be Right There
• RFC — Request For Comment
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• KM — Kiss Me
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• L8 — Late
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• CC — Carbon Copy

• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• LOL — laughting out loud
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• DH — Dear Husband
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• CTR — Center
• JT — Just Teasing
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• ADD — Address
• DS — Dear Son
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• VC — Venture Capital
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• NRG — Energy
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• NG — No Good
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• H8 — Hate
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• JC — Just Checking
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• RM — Room
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• VM — Voice Mail
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• 4EVER — Forever
• FB — Facebook
• J/K — Just Kidding
• IOW — In Other Words
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• PLZ — Please
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• CID — Consider It Done
• HW — Homework
• B4N — Bye for Now
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• OO — Over and Out
• ADR — Address
• BT — Byte This
• @WRK — At Work
• PNP — Plug aNd Play

• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• NBD — No Big Deal
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• CYA — See You
• WFM — Works For Me
• AISI — As I See It
• :)S — Smiles
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• IDL — Ideal
• 4N — Foreign
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• CUL8R — See You Later
• SRSLY — Seriously
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• BOT — Be on that
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• DA — The
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• TBC — To Be Continued
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• 2NITE — Tonight
• BS — Bull Shit
• AB — Ass Backwards
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• 9 — Nine
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• QT — Cutie
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• CUS — See You Soon
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• GR8 — Great
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• AFC — Away from Computer
• C — See
• WU — What's Up?
• IDK — I don’t know
• IC — I See

• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• YGG — You Go Girl
• PS — Post Scriptum
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• WTF — what the fuck
• 4EVA — Forever
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• ILU — I Love You
• EOR — End of Rant
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• EM — Excuse Me
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• SYL — See You Later
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• GL — Good Luck
• RW — Real World
• G — Grin
• TM — Trademark
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• 2U2 — To You Too
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• NA — Not Applicable
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• NM — Never Mind
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• 2DAY — Today
• MTF — More to Follow
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• B/C — Because
• :^) — Broken nose
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• DL — Download
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• 411 — Info
• BO — Back Off
• NLT — No Later Than
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• OTT — Over The Top

• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• KBD — Keyboard
• UL — Upload
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• RLY — Really
• 2L8 — Too Late
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• W — With
• CMB — Call Me Back
• SPK — Speak
• GTH — Go To Hell
• GAL — Get A Life
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• LYK — Let You Know
• JJ — Just Joking
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• TM — Trust Me
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• CUL — See You Later
• DW — Dear Wife
• FH — Future Husband
• WC — Who Cares?
• OM — Old Man
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• Z — Zero
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• MMB — Message Me Back
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• 2 — To
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• CUZ — Because
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• OTW — On the Way
• 5 — Five
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• YR — Your
• PSP — PlayStation Portable

• DW — Don't Worry
• EG — Evil Grin
• W/E — Whatever
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• SH — Shit Happens
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• SYS — See You Soon
• BTA — But Then Again
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• BW — Best Wishes
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• B — Be
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• TTL — Time To Live
• G9 — Genius
• OTW — Off To Work
• NE1 — Anyone
• JC — Just Chilling
• BAU — Business As Usual
• BION — Believe It or Not
• CM — Call Me
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• JC — Just Curious
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• AB — Ah Bless!
• M — Male
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• 4 — For
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• CP — Sleepy
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• EOL — End Of Line
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• AWA — As Well As
• W2G — Way To Go
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion

• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• FE — Fatal Error
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• GFN — Gone for Now
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• MIN — Minute
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• MTH — Month
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• NE — Any
• BH — Better Half
• LM — Letters mailed
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• LYL — Love You Lots
• BR — Bathroom
• BG — Big Grin
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• LU — Love You
• OL — Old Lady
• LD — Long Distance
• BM — Bite Me
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• N/A — Not Available
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• AH — At home
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• AYK — As You Know
• IS — I'm Sorry
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• PTB — Powers That Be
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• JAS — Just A Second
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• WB — Write Back
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• BOL — Be On Later
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• TFR — Thanks for Reading

• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• WG — Wicked Grin
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• EZ — Easy
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• SF — Science Fiction
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• RU — Are You?
• DP — Dear Partner
• SYSOP — System Operator
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• BRH — Be Right Here
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• FF — Friends Forever
• G2G — Got To Go
• YCT — Your Comment To
• HD — Hold
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• CT — City
• CM — Call Menu
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• MU — Miss You
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• AISB — As I Said Before
• ME2 — Me Too
• DA — father
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• TTS — Text To Speech
• BKA — Better Known As
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• LY — Love You
• F2T — Free to Talk
• PD — Public Domain
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• AWOL — Absent while online
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• WADR — With All Due Respect

• BNF — Big Name Fan
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• DYK — Did You Know?
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• :-X — Small Kiss
• AAR — At Any Rate
• 86 — Out of
• RUS — Russian Federation
• MMA — Meet me at
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• YHM — You Have Mail
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• DF — Dear Friend
• EM — E-Mail
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• LTR — Letter
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• OS — Operating System
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• TBF — To Be Fair
• SMS — Short Message Service
• BO — Buzz Off
• S2R — Send to Receive
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• :-( ) — Shocked
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• RE — Hello Again
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• WO — Without
• NM — Not Much
• WTH — What The Hell?

• NFC — No fucking clue
• AAF — As A Friend
• MM — Market Maker
• RGDS — Regards
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• 2 — Too Add
• CTO — Check This Out
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• OML — Oh My Lord
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• : @ — Shouting
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• CUNS — See You In School
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• HB — Hurry Back
• NAP — Not A Problem
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• ATST — At the Same Time
• :( — Sad, without nose
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• THNQ — Thank You
• IYQ — I like you
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• B4U — Before You
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• SFW — Safe for Work
• SU — Shut Up
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• BK — Back
• SOH — Sense Of Humor

• FTTB — For The Time Being
• JIC — Just In Case
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• DH — Dear Hubby
• BCO — Big crush on
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• BS — Big Smile
• IAYL — In A While
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• OOI — Out of Interest
• :-7 — Smirk
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• LNDN — London
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• PO — Piss Off
• RE — regards
• BITD — Back in the Day
• TEL — Telephone
• DNR — Dinner
• DA — there
• 1CE — Once
• DLO — Down low
• JOO — you
• WD — Well Done
• IYSS — If You Say So
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• N1 — Nice One
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• UY — Up Yours
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• AIH — As It Happens
• WUD — What You Doing
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• ADN — Any Day Now
• BAC — Back At Computer
• WT — Without Thinking
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• MOO — My Own Opinion

• AOC — Available on cell
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• BME — Based on My Experience
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• M02 — My two cents
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• D/L — Download
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• YT — You There?
• OPM — Other People's Money
• JW — Just wondering
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• :-9 — Salivating
• WOA — Work of Art
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• CYL — See You Later
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• NWO — No Way Out
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• OOC — Out of Character
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion

• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• GG — Good Games
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• CUL — Catch You Later
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• DU — Don't understand
• COC — Code of Conduct
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• IAC — In Any Case
• IUSS — If You Say So
• BB — Bathroom break
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• 10 — Ten
• NOOB — New person
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• NA — No Access
• GA — Go Ahead
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• AI — As If
• BIF — Before I Forget
• R8 — Rate
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• BN — Bad news
• WP — Wrong Person
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• UR — You Are
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• EL — Evil Laugh
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker

• OAO — Over and Out
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• NMP — Not My Problem
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• 3 — Three
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• B-) — Sunglasses
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• CY — Calm Yourself
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• YKW — You Know What
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• NW — No Way
• POOF — Good-bye
• FSCK — File System Check
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• R — Rare
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• PWNED — Owned
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• WF — Way Fun
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• NCG — New College Graduate
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• ATW — All the Web
• W4U — Waiting for You
• PG — Pretty Good
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• WYP — What's Your Problem?

• ATB — All The Best
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• 1 — One
• JAM — Just A Minute
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• IBT — In Between Technology
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• BWO — Black White or Other
• L8RS — Laters
• PCM — Please Call Me
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• ITM — In the Money
• CIAO — Good-bye
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• NMH — Not Much Here
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• CRZ — Crazy
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• MO — Momentum on
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• LUM — Love You Man
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• DK — Don't known
• KIR — Keep It Real
• L2M — Listening to Music
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• MGB — May God Bless
• YNK — You Never Know
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• :-O — Appalled

• CUL — Call you later
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• /(00)/ — Spider
• TMA — Take My Advice
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• BW — Be well
• BEOS — Nudge
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• WW — Wrong Window
• THANQ — Thank You
• :'-( — Crying
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• U — You
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• TAH — Take A Hike
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• DYFI — Did you find it
• CMON — Come-On
• NTK — Nice to Know
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• ABT2 — About To
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• :-(0) — Shouting
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• SUM1 — Someone
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• ATT — All The Time
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• -:-) — Punk
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• SH — Same Here

• CP — Cross post
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• B/F — Boyfriend
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• KFY — Kiss For You
• :-* — Bitter
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• IAE — In Any Event
• PLD — Played
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• JAD — Just Another Day
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• WWY — Where Were You?
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• BD — Birthday
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• IMI — I Mean It
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• KC — Keep Cool
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• : - )… — Drooling
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• TA — Thanks Again
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• :-D — Grinning
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• YGM — You Got Mail

• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• :-( — Sad
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• WE — whatever
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• MP — Merry Part
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• SK8R — Skater
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• URW — You Are Welcome
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• DD — Due Diligence
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• SPKR — Speaker
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• N2M — Not Too Much
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• TM — Tickle Me
• TPC — The Phone Company
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• JP — Just playing 
• RDNK — Redneck
• PL — Playlist
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition

• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• DYLM — do you like me
• HH — Hold Hands
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• CME — Call Me
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• :-D — Laugher
• IIR — If I Recall
• RLR — Earlier
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• :=) — Two noses
• RD — Research and Development
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• IMBL — It must be love
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• DUR — Do You Remember
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• ISS — I Said So
• N2M — Not to Mention
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• WKD — Weekend
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• IAT — I Am Tired
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• L33T — Elite
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• OO — On Order
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• WUWT — What's Up With That?

• :-~) — Having a cold
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• <|-) — Chinese
• CM — Call Memory
• ATW — At The Weekend
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• 86 — Over
• OT — Other Topic
• :-X — Not saying a word
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• NUTN — Nothing
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• BHL8 — Be home late
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• @}---,--- — A rose
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• HOT4U — hot for you
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• WW — Wrong Way
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• TITF — That is too funny
• CUB — Call You Back
• BB — Bright blessings
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• NAL — Nationality
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• :-V — Talking
• SB — Should Be
• NO1 — No-One
• FF — Freeze frame
• 8:] — A Gorilla

• IUM — If You Must
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• PL8 — Plate
• NE — Anyway
• YS — You Suck
• :-< — Cheated
• ITYS — I Told You So
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• :-| — Determined
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• OU — I owe you
• T — Think Positive
• SME1 — Some One
• HF — Hello Friend
• PTB — Please Text Back
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• TC — That's Cool
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• DUST — Did You See That?
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• WRK — Work
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• :-{} — Lip stick
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• MINS — Minutes
• TP — Team Player
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• SC — Stay Cool
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• :-{) — With a moustache
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• :-# — Razes
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• SLY — Still Love You
• SIT — Stay in Touch

• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• N00B — Noobie
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• TOH — The other half
• YA — Yet Another
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• NF — Nucking Futs
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• NN2R — No need to reply
• KL — Cool
• WAI — What an Idiot
• MNGR — manager
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• YRG — You Are Good!
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• TWT — Twat!
• >: -| — Cross
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• BH@ — Be home at
• UL — You Will
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• SME1 — Someone
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• OLL — Online Love
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny

• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• :-<> — Surprised
• TW — Team Work
• STPD — stupid
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• YW — You are welcome
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• PRT — Party
• BL — Buddy List
• ISO — Is seeking other
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• WE — WeekEnd
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• W/B — Welcome Back
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• -6% — Not very clever
• QL — Quit Laughing
• REHI — Hello Again
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• TUL — Tell You Later
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• TUI — Turning You in
• MTG — Meeting
• B — Beam
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• WAN2 — Want To
• AFN — All For Now
• YR — Your Room
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• 2 — Two
• OK — All Correct

• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• YR — Why Are
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ><:> — A Turkey
• BB — Blessed Be
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• NC — Nice Call
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• NL — not likely
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• PZA — Pizza
• F — Friends
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• BSTD — Busted
• WT — What?
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• YM — Your Mom
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• TG — Thank goodness
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• M/F — male or female
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• TNT — Till Next Time
• TOS — The Other Service
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• TWDS — Towards
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean

• URAS — You Are a Star
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• |-O — Snoring
• URWS — You Are Wise
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• U/L — Upload
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• TFN — Till further notice
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• CU@ — See You At
• :-' — Sceptical
• S — Smiling
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• RESQ — Rescue
• S4L — Spam For Life
• TXT BAC — text back
• KOS — Kill on Site
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• WBP — Write Back Please
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• NETHNG — Anything
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• SB — Smiling back
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek

• PONA — Person Of No Account
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• PIR — Parent In Room
• PU — That stinks!
• RU? — Are you?
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• IIR — If I Remember
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• B/F — Brain fart
• DON — Doing
• O&O — Over & Out
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• [:] — A Robot
• CYR — Call Your
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• PLZRD — Please read
• |-I — Sleeping
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• APP — Appreciate
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• -O — Surprised
• URT1 — Your are the one
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• -( — Frown
• -) — Smile
• T — Thanks
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• ATW — Around The Web
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable

• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• SP — Spelling
• MD@U — Mad at you
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• PCME — Please Call Me
• NC — Not cool
• P911 — Parent Alert
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• SHOPN — Shopping
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• THN — Thanks
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• AMAZN — Amazing
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• REHI — Re-hi
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• PL& — Planned
• {:-) — Toupee
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer

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