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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• USA — United States of America
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• ABT — About
• OOF — Out of Facility
• 2D4 — To Die For
• BJ — Blow Job
• UI! — You Idiot
• IMO — In My Opinion
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• OIC — Oh I See
• LIL — Little
• ISO — In Search Of
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• HUD — How You Doing
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• ATM — At The Moment
• X — Kiss
• KEWL — Cool
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• L8R — Later
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• LMK — Let Me Know
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• 10Q — Thank You
• PPL — People
• KOK — Knock

• TC — Take Care
• L8ER — Later
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• BTW — By The Way
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• PLS — Please
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• BMW — Be My Wife
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• W/ — With
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• BFN — Bye for Now
• WTG — Way To Go
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• MSG — Message
• OTP — On the Phone
• O4U — Only for You
• FISH — First In Still Here
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• B4 — Before
• IRL — In Real Life
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• RP — Role Play
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• AA — Adios Amigo
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• HUGZ — Hugs
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• AKA — Also Know As
• BRT — Be Right There
• FYI — For Your Information
• COZ — Because
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• O :-) — An angel
• KM — Kiss Me
• SUP — What's Up?
• PM — Private Message

• BCOZ — Because
• W2G — Way To Go
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• BBL — Be Back Later
• 7K — Sick
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• VM — Voice Mail
• IDC — I Don't Care
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• LOLWUT — What?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• Y — Why?
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• NP — No Problem
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• W8 — Wait
• EOM — End Of Message
• TBA — To Be Advised
• TXS — Thanks
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• IR8 — irate
• M8 — Mate
• BTWN — Between
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• RX — Regards
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• BOT — Back on Topic
• SRY — Sorry
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• K — Kiss
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• B4N — Bye for Now
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• BRB — Be right back
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• BF — Boyfriend
• TTG — Time-To-Go

• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• THX — Thanks
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• TMB — Text Me Back
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• ADDY — Address
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• CYA — See You
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• TB — Text Back
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• TY — Thank You
• R — Are
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• ADR — Address
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• AML — All My Love
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• TX — Thanks
• UL — Upload
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• RFC — Request For Comment
• ILU — I Love You
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• POV — Point Of View
• L8 — Late
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• ADD — Address
• W@ — What
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• X! — Typical Woman
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• ALWZ — Always
• WU — What's Up?
• WKND — Weekend
• W8N — Waiting
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• DD — Dear Daughter
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• YCT — Your Comment To
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• 4U — For You

• IOW — In Other Words
• W8ING — WaitING
• 1337 — Elite
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• SRSLY — Seriously
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• QT — Cutie
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• 4E — Forever
• OT — Overtime
• SU — Shut Up
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• GTH — Go To Hell
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• AA — As above
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• CTR — Center
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• YGG — You Go Girl
• SOZ — Sorry
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• NFC — No fucking clue
• XLNT — Excellent
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• UW — You're Welcome
• PS — Post Scriptum
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• Y! — Typical Man
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• G — Grin
• 1457 — Last
• WTH — What The Heck?
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• RU — Are You?
• MOB — Mobile
• C — See
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• DH — Dear Husband
• OP — Original Poster

• N/A — Not Applicable
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• DS — Dear Son
• AISI — As I See It
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• WB — Welcome Back
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• 121 — One-To-One
• BD — Big Deal
• OMW — On My Way
• F? — Friends
• GL — Good Luck
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• TBC — To Be Continued
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• LOL — laughting out loud
• HW — Homework
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• RE — Hello Again
• NT — Nice Try
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• W84M — Wait for me
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• T2GO — Time to Go
• CC — Carbon Copy
• NUFF — Enough Said
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• TTLY — Totally
• RW — Real World
• CUL8R — See You Later
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• CMB — Call Me Back
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• NLT — No Later Than
• GFN — Gone for Now
• SYL — See You Later
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• TQ — Thank You
• SMS — Short Message Service
• TOM — Tomorrow
• NE1 — Anyone
• TTM — Talk To Me
• H8 — Hate
• TBD — To Be Determined

• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• JK — Just kidding
• WC — Who Cares?
• JC — Just Checking
• BBS — Be back soon
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• AFC — Away from Computer
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• AP — Apple Pie
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• 2NITE — Tonight
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• TBF — To Be Fair
• JJ — Just Joking
• JT — Just Teasing
• U2 — You Too
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• NRG — Energy
• BTA — But Then Again
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• W/E — Whatever
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• RLY — Really
• B/C — Because
• M02 — My two cents
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• RM — Room
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• MC — Merry Christmas
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• DM — Do me
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• LU — Love You
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• C|B-) — Ali G
• NE — Any
• RN — Right Now
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• FE — Fatal Error
• NM — Never Mind
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• KBD — Keyboard
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• EG — Evil Grin
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed

• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• FO — Fuck Off
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• 4EVER — Forever
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• RGDS — Regards
• AISB — As I Said Before
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• NC — No Comment
• W — With
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• CU — See You
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• NBD — No Big Deal
• CID — Consider It Done
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• S2R — Send to Receive
• Z — Zero
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• SF — Science Fiction
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• GR8 — Great
• 411 — Info
• NT — No Text
• D8 — date
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• RDNK — Redneck
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• PLZ — Please
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• CUL — See You Later
• WWY — Where Were You?
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• STR8 — Straight
• OTW — On the Way
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• OZ — Australia
• PW — Password
• IC — I See
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• TYT — Take Your Time

• : @ — Shouting
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• SYS — See You Soon
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• CM — Call Me
• GRMBL — Grumble
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• BAU — Business As Usual
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• M — Male
• FB — Facebook
• @WRK — At Work
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• WG — Wicked Grin
• EZ — Easy
• UR — Your
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BRH — Be Right Here
• M$ — Microsoft
• NG — No Good
• OM — Old Man
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• LV — love
• 2L8 — Too Late
• CUS — See You Soon
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• NA — Not Applicable
• CB — Chat Brat
• BITD — Back in the Day
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• F2T — Free to Talk
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• FH — Future Husband
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• DL — Download
• AAR — At Any Rate
• MU — Miss You
• LYK — Let You Know
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• JC — Just Curious
• 2 — To

• LYL — Love You Lots
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• N/A — Not Available
• J/P — Just Playing
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• BION — Believe It or Not
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• BKA — Better Known As
• TM — Trademark
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• DW — Don't Worry
• COC — Code of Conduct
• JAS — Just A Second
• LTR — Letter
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• XI10 — Exciting
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• OOO — Out Of Office
• HD — Hold
• JIT — Just in time
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• PO — Piss Off
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• R8 — Rate
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• WB — Write Back
• BO — Back Off
• AYK — As You Know
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• 4EVA — Forever
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• PLD — Played
• 4 — For
• WTF — what the fuck
• TTS — Text To Speech

• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• B — Be
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• AWA — As Well As
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• NMP — Not My Problem
• DLO — Down low
• SPK — Speak
• TMA — Take My Advice
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• LD — Long Distance
• NM — Not Much
• CUZ — Because
• YHM — You Have Mail
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• 2DAY — Today
• W4U — Waiting for You
• OTT — Over The Top
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• COD — Call of Duty
• MM — Merry Meet
• OS — Operating System
• ATT — All The Time
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• PD — Public Domain
• LUM — Love You Man
• FWD — Forward
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• 2U2 — To You Too
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• :-9 — Salivating
• OT — Off Topic
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• NAP — Not A Problem
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar

• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• G2G — Got To Go
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• SYSOP — System Operator
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BW — Best Wishes
• DP — Dear Partner
• WO — Without
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• R — Rare
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• WW — Wrong Window
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• TM — Trust Me
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• TNX — Thanks
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• MMA — Meet me at
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• JC — Just Chilling
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• AAF — As A Friend
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• GRRRR — Growling
• CTO — Check This Out
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• TAY — Thinking about you
• B4U — Before You
• PTB — Powers That Be

• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• EM — Excuse Me
• PCM — Please Call Me
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• DYK — Did You Know?
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• SFW — Safe for Work
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• BT — Byte This
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• NA — No Access
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• WUD — What You Doing
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• BK — Back
• GAL — Get A Life
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• 9 — Nine
• VC — Venture Capital
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• UR — You Are
• IDL — Ideal
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• BR — Best regards
• 86 — Out of
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• WW — Wrong Way
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• EOL — End Of Line

• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• BH — Better Half
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• NOOB — New person
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• URW — You Are Welcome
• IYSS — If You Say So
• AIH — As It Happens
• ITYS — I Told You So
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• SB — Should Be
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• UY — Up Yours
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• JIC — Just In Case
• MTH — Month
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• :^) — Broken nose
• YNK — You Never Know
• OML — Oh My Lord
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• OL — Old Lady
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• BM — Bite Me
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• YKW — You Know What
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• MINS — Minutes
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• L2M — Listening to Music
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• EOR — End of Rant
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• SH — Shit Happens
• NO1 — No-One
• RD — Research and Development
• :( — Sad, without nose
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work

• IDK — I don’t know
• MTF — More to Follow
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• 4N — Foreign
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• IS — I'm Sorry
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• DW — Dear Wife
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• MIN — Minute
• 2 — Too Add
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• AWOL — Absent while online
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• WP — Wrong Person
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• BO — Buzz Off
• SUM1 — Someone
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• ETA — Edited To Add
• AI — As If
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• SME1 — Some One
• BOL — Be On Later
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• BOT — Be on that
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• SK8R — Skater
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• TTL — Time To Live
• ABT2 — About To
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• BL — Buddy List
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You

• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• MM — Market Maker
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• HB — Hurry Back
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• IUSS — If You Say So
• WTH — What The Hell?
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• YRG — You Are Good!
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• TUL — Tell You Later
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• J/K — Just Kidding
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• ATST — At the Same Time
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• MP — Merry Part
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• :-(0) — Shouting
• IAYL — In A While
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• OAO — Over and Out
• WD — Well Done
• B — Beam
• QS — Quit Scrolling

• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• ATW — All the Web
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• PTB — Please Text Back
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• BME — Based on My Experience
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• NAL — Nationality
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• RUS — Russian Federation
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• WAI — What an Idiot
• THANQ — Thank You
• AB — Ass Backwards
• NWO — No Way Out
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• BS — Big Smile
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• OPM — Other People's Money
• TAH — Take A Hike
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• :-7 — Smirk
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• K — Okay
• PWNED — Owned
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• ADN — Any Day Now
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• :-O — Appalled
• OTW — Off To Work
• DH — Dear Hubby
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• OOI — Out of Interest
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• G9 — Genius
• WT — Without Thinking

• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• GG — Good Games
• TW — Team Work
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• CUL — Catch You Later
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• BEOS — Nudge
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• BAC — Back At Computer
• JOO — you
• GA — Go Ahead
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• TC — That's Cool
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• YT — You There?
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• OO — Over and Out
• U — You
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• 4 — Four
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• SIT — Stay in Touch

• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• CY — Calm Yourself
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• TEL — Telephone
• EL — Evil Laugh
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• CME — Call Me
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• AH — At home
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BB — Bright blessings
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• LM — Letters mailed
• BR — Bathroom
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• UL — You Will
• THNQ — Thank You
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• BC — Because
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• DA — The
• CUNS — See You In School
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BCO — Big crush on
• NN2R — No need to reply
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• POOF — Good-bye
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• 2G4U — To Good for You

• OU — I owe you
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• YA — Yet Another
• 0 — Zero
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• SLY — Still Love You
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• YS — You Suck
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• D/L — Download
• -6% — Not very clever
• IBT — In Between Technology
• IAC — In Any Case
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• OLL — Online Love
• RLR — Earlier
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• DF — Dear Friend
• BN — Bad news
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• WOA — Work of Art
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• 10 — Ten
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• QL — Quit Laughing
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• OO — On Order
• TOH — The other half
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• YR — Your
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth

• AOC — Available on cell
• AB — Ah Bless!
• PL8 — Plate
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• FSCK — File System Check
• MNGR — manager
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• LY — Love You
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• 3 — Three
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• WKD — Weekend
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• NW — No Way
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• DYFI — Did you find it
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• JW — Just wondering
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• YGM — You Got Mail
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• CP — Sleepy
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• :-' — Sceptical
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• L8RS — Laters
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• |-O — Snoring
• MGB — May God Bless
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• 1 — One

• LNDN — London
• FF — Friends Forever
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• :-* — Bitter
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• TM — Tickle Me
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• 6 — Six
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• MMB — Message Me Back
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• PL — Playlist
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• TITF — That is too funny
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• CUL — Call you later
• BC — Be Cool
• YW — You are welcome
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• T — Think Positive
• NTK — Nice to Know
• B/F — Boyfriend
• DU — Don't understand
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• FF — Freeze frame
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• BS — Bull Shit
• :-D — Laugher
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass

• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• DA — father
• EM — E-Mail
• N1 — Nice One
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• CIAO — Good-bye
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• :-D — Grinning
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• ATB — All The Best
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• NL — not likely
• BSTD — Busted
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• CYL — See You Later
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• IIR — If I Remember
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• NMH — Not Much Here
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• 2 — Two
• 1CE — Once
• BIF — Before I Forget
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• 5 — Five
• IAE — In Any Event

• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• KL — Cool
• -:-) — Punk
• TUI — Turning You in
• OOC — Out of Character
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• IYQ — I like you
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• N2M — Not to Mention
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• BD — Birthday
• BB — Blessed Be
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• PG — Pretty Good
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• ME2 — Me Too
• BHL8 — Be home late
• BG — Big Grin
• WRK — Work
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• JAM — Just A Minute
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• JAD — Just Another Day
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• DA — there
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• DYLM — do you like me
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• BWO — Black White or Other
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• NCG — New College Graduate
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• SC — Stay Cool

• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• DK — Don't known
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• WFM — Works For Me
• DNR — Dinner
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• MTG — Meeting
• 8 — Eight
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• WBP — Write Back Please
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• :-( ) — Shocked
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• STPD — stupid
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• BW — Be well
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• BB — Bathroom break
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• IMI — I Mean It
• TPC — The Phone Company
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• :'-( — Crying
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• NF — Nucking Futs
• IIR — If I Recall
• IAT — I Am Tired

• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• B-) — Sunglasses
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ITM — In the Money
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• AFN — All For Now
• :=) — Two noses
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• N2M — Not Too Much
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• U/L — Upload
• : - )… — Drooling
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• SPKR — Speaker
• REHI — Hello Again
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• WAN2 — Want To
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• NE — Anyway
• :-~) — Having a cold
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• WE — whatever
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• URAS — You Are a Star
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• :-X — Small Kiss

• KIR — Keep It Real
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• :-( — Sad
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• CM — Call Menu
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• CUB — Call You Back
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• NUTN — Nothing
• CT — City
• CMON — Come-On
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• BH@ — Be home at
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• KFY — Kiss For You
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• URWS — You Are Wise
• TG — Thank goodness
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• ATW — At The Weekend
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• WF — Way Fun
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• /(00)/ — Spider
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• TFN — Till further notice
• 7 — Seven
• CU@ — See You At
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• F — Friends
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• SB — Smiling back

• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• PRT — Party
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• SME1 — Someone
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• DUR — Do You Remember
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• B/F — Brain fart
• DD — Due Diligence
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• TOS — The Other Service
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• TWT — Twat!
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• W/B — Welcome Back
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• YR — Why Are
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• IMBL — It must be love
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• NC — Nice Call
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• STATS — Your sex and age
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• :-X — Not saying a word
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• DON — Doing
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• S4L — Spam For Life
• AOAS — All of A Sudden

• ISS — I Said So
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• RE — regards
• :-< — Cheated
• PZA — Pizza
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• HF — Hello Friend
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• @}---,--- — A rose
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• :)S — Smiles
• O&O — Over & Out
• ATW — Around The Web
• 86 — Over
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• DUST — Did You See That?
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• YM — Your Mom
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• CRZ — Crazy
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• YR — Your Room
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• TNT — Till Next Time
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• HOT4U — hot for you
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• L33T — Elite
• RESQ — Rescue
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid

• KOS — Kill on Site
• CYR — Call Your
• TP — Team Player
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• CM — Call Memory
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• :-V — Talking
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• MO — Momentum on
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• OK — All Correct
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• APP — Appreciate
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• -) — Smile
• IUM — If You Must
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• TWDS — Towards
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• -O — Surprised
• PIR — Parent In Room
• URT1 — Your are the one
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• S — Smiling
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• CP — Cross post
• SH — Same Here
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• >: -| — Cross
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• :-{} — Lip stick
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• KC — Keep Cool

• ISO — Is seeking other
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• WE — WeekEnd
• :-| — Determined
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• TXT BAC — text back
• JP — Just playing 
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• -( — Frown
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• :-{) — With a moustache
• M/F — male or female
• SHOPN — Shopping
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• [:] — A Robot
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• PLZRD — Please read
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• REHI — Re-hi
• SP — Spelling
• PCME — Please Call Me
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• :-# — Razes
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• HH — Hold Hands
• OT — Other Topic
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• NETHNG — Anything
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• TA — Thanks Again
• <|-) — Chinese
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• AMAZN — Amazing
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• P911 — Parent Alert

• MD@U — Mad at you
• T — Thanks
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• NC — Not cool
• :-<> — Surprised
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• N00B — Noobie
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• WT — What?
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• |-I — Sleeping
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• PU — That stinks!
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• THN — Thanks
• {:-) — Toupee
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• RU? — Are you?
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• ><:> — A Turkey
• PL& — Planned
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base

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