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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• %-} — Intoxicated
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• R — Are
• OTP — On the Phone
• TBH — To Be Honest
• O :-) — An angel
• N/A — Not Applicable
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• BTWN — Between
• PPL — People
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 0 — Zero
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• TB — Text Back
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• USA — United States of America
• W/ — With
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• HUD — How You Doing
• OIC — Oh I See
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• RP — Role Play
• 7K — Sick
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• ABT — About
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• JK — Just kidding
• L8R — Later
• KEWL — Cool
• ATM — At The Moment
• DM — Do me
• L8ER — Later
• SK8 — Skate
• BJ — Blow Job
• TOM — Tomorrow
• PLS — Please
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For

• O4U — Only for You
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• J4F — Just for Fun
• MSG — Message
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• K — Okay
• THX — Thanks
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• LOLWUT — What?
• ALWZ — Always
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• X — Kiss
• 7 — Seven
• LV — love
• IDC — I Don't Care
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• PM — Private Message
• 10Q — Thank You
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• W8N — Waiting
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• OOF — Out of Facility
• W8ING — WaitING
• GRMBL — Grumble
• SUP — What's Up?
• X! — Typical Woman
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• W@ — What
• TXS — Thanks
• BTW — By The Way
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• LMK — Let Me Know
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• BCOZ — Because
• TC — Take Care
• LIL — Little
• NP — No Problem
• TBA — To Be Advised
• HUGZ — Hugs
• RN — Right Now
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• IMO — In My Opinion
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• VFM — Value For Money
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock

• GRRRR — Growling
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• Y! — Typical Man
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• ISO — In Search Of
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• XLNT — Excellent
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• M$ — Microsoft
• POV — Point Of View
• T2GO — Time to Go
• F? — Friends
• FISH — First In Still Here
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• TMB — Text Me Back
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• W84M — Wait for me
• 2D4 — To Die For
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• UR — Your
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• XI10 — Exciting
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• C|B-) — Ali G
• BBL — Be Back Later
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• 4 — Four
• CU — See You
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• U2 — You Too
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• BMW — Be My Wife
• FWD — Forward
• WTH — What The Heck?
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross

• STR8 — Straight
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• TTM — Talk To Me
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• J/P — Just Playing
• KOK — Knock
• AKA — Also Know As
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• UI! — You Idiot
• WTG — Way To Go
• OP — Original Poster
• 121 — One-To-One
• OOO — Out Of Office
• COZ — Because
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• AA — Adios Amigo
• TX — Thanks
• 4E — Forever
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• WKND — Weekend
• BR — Best regards
• TYT — Take Your Time
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• BRB — Be right back
• WB — Welcome Back
• K — Kiss
• RX — Regards
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• M8 — Mate
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• BC — Because
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• BOT — Back on Topic
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• NUFF — Enough Said
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• BFN — Bye for Now
• B4 — Before

• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• 1337 — Elite
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• IR8 — irate
• IRL — In Real Life
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• PW — Password
• MOB — Mobile
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• COD — Call of Duty
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• KM — Kiss Me
• FYI — For Your Information
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• BF — Boyfriend
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• Y — Why?
• MC — Merry Christmas
• MM — Merry Meet
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• TY — Thank You
• EOM — End Of Message
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• NT — No Text
• ADDY — Address
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• W8 — Wait
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• SRY — Sorry
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• OT — Overtime
• AML — All My Love
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• TQ — Thank You
• TAY — Thinking about you
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• AP — Apple Pie
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• TTLY — Totally
• AA — As above
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• OZ — Australia

• CB — Chat Brat
• 1457 — Last
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• DD — Dear Daughter
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• TBD — To Be Determined
• RFC — Request For Comment
• JT — Just Teasing
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• BBS — Be back soon
• NT — Nice Try
• BRT — Be Right There
• NC — No Comment
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• OMW — On My Way
• JIT — Just in time
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• BD — Big Deal
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• VM — Voice Mail
• SOZ — Sorry
• QT — Cutie
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• 4U — For You
• VC — Venture Capital
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• CTR — Center
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• 8 — Eight
• D8 — date
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• NG — No Good
• OT — Off Topic
• JC — Just Checking
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• H8 — Hate

• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• SRSLY — Seriously
• UW — You're Welcome
• L8 — Late
• YGG — You Go Girl
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• TNX — Thanks
• RLY — Really
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• DH — Dear Husband
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• ADR — Address
• ADD — Address
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• HW — Homework
• IOW — In Other Words
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• CC — Carbon Copy
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• IDL — Ideal
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• DS — Dear Son
• NBD — No Big Deal
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• BOT — Be on that
• NRG — Energy
• SPK — Speak
• PLZ — Please
• PS — Post Scriptum
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• CID — Consider It Done
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• B4N — Bye for Now
• WU — What's Up?
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• WFM — Works For Me
• C — See

• BC — Be Cool
• TBC — To Be Continued
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• LOL — laughting out loud
• CYA — See You
• EM — Excuse Me
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• OTW — On the Way
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• RM — Room
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• ETA — Edited To Add
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• 4EVER — Forever
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• ILU — I Love You
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• RW — Real World
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• W2G — Way To Go
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• 2NITE — Tonight
• AISI — As I See It
• YCT — Your Comment To
• FH — Future Husband
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• NLT — No Later Than
• GTH — Go To Hell
• UL — Upload
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• W — With
• TM — Trademark
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk

• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• CMB — Call Me Back
• BT — Byte This
• IC — I See
• CUL8R — See You Later
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• AFC — Away from Computer
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• LU — Love You
• :^) — Broken nose
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• OTT — Over The Top
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• SYL — See You Later
• 4N — Foreign
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• WC — Who Cares?
• CUS — See You Soon
• @WRK — At Work
• GL — Good Luck
• GR8 — Great
• FB — Facebook
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• BO — Back Off
• RU — Are You?
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• NM — Never Mind
• G — Grin
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• AB — Ass Backwards
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• B/C — Because
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• FO — Fuck Off
• WTF — what the fuck
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• MU — Miss You
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• OO — Over and Out
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)

• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• KBD — Keyboard
• NE1 — Anyone
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• 9 — Nine
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• SMS — Short Message Service
• 6 — Six
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• SYS — See You Soon
• NA — Not Applicable
• MTF — More to Follow
• BTA — But Then Again
• EG — Evil Grin
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• JJ — Just Joking
• IDK — I don’t know
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• LYK — Let You Know
• TBF — To Be Fair
• Z — Zero
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• GFN — Gone for Now
• CUL — See You Later
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• 4EVA — Forever
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• SU — Shut Up
• 2 — To
• DL — Download
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• TTL — Time To Live

• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• BW — Best Wishes
• LYL — Love You Lots
• DP — Dear Partner
• BAU — Business As Usual
• M — Male
• YR — Your
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• W/E — Whatever
• EOL — End Of Line
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• UY — Up Yours
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• NFC — No fucking clue
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• S2R — Send to Receive
• FE — Fatal Error
• 411 — Info
• MMB — Message Me Back
• AWA — As Well As
• 2L8 — Too Late
• SH — Shit Happens
• BION — Believe It or Not
• RE — Hello Again
• TM — Trust Me
• JC — Just Curious
• OS — Operating System
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• WUD — What You Doing
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• AWOL — Absent while online
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• WG — Wicked Grin
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• OTW — Off To Work
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• 2U2 — To You Too
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• DLO — Down low
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• DW — Don't Worry
• CM — Call Me
• NE — Any

• PO — Piss Off
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• RGDS — Regards
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• M02 — My two cents
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• SYSOP — System Operator
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• G9 — Genius
• OM — Old Man
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• OML — Oh My Lord
• EOR — End of Rant
• JAS — Just A Second
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• EZ — Easy
• BS — Bull Shit
• MTH — Month
• 2DAY — Today
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• BRH — Be Right Here
• PTB — Powers That Be
• 4 — For
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• WB — Write Back
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• B — Be
• MM — Market Maker
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• AISB — As I Said Before
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• CP — Sleepy
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• MIN — Minute
• LM — Letters mailed
• YHM — You Have Mail
• BH — Better Half
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• SF — Science Fiction

• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• DA — The
• F2T — Free to Talk
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• IS — I'm Sorry
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• NWO — No Way Out
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• LTR — Letter
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• OL — Old Lady
• N/A — Not Available
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• TTS — Text To Speech
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• RUS — Russian Federation
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• SFW — Safe for Work
• AYK — As You Know
• BKA — Better Known As
• LD — Long Distance
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• R8 — Rate
• W4U — Waiting for You
• HD — Hold
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• STATS — Your sex and age
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• AB — Ah Bless!
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• PD — Public Domain

• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• DA — father
• GAL — Get A Life
• CUNS — See You In School
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• NOOB — New person
• CUZ — Because
• MMA — Meet me at
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• NM — Not Much
• DW — Dear Wife
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• G2G — Got To Go
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• BM — Bite Me
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• LUM — Love You Man
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• : @ — Shouting
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• BG — Big Grin
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• BK — Back
• WW — Wrong Window
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• AAR — At Any Rate
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• RE — regards
• 86 — Out of
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• CTO — Check This Out
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• COC — Code of Conduct
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• TMA — Take My Advice
• WO — Without

• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• JC — Just Chilling
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• DYK — Did You Know?
• WTH — What The Hell?
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• BITD — Back in the Day
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• NMP — Not My Problem
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• PCM — Please Call Me
• 2 — Too Add
• THNQ — Thank You
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• AH — At home
• J/K — Just Kidding
• :-X — Small Kiss
• ME2 — Me Too
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• :-7 — Smirk
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• WWY — Where Were You?
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• FF — Friends Forever
• CUL — Call you later
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• B4U — Before You
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• OAO — Over and Out
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• WP — Wrong Person
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You

• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• TAH — Take A Hike
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• WD — Well Done
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• CRZ — Crazy
• AAF — As A Friend
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• UR — You Are
• TEL — Telephone
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• PLD — Played
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• L2M — Listening to Music
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• IYSS — If You Say So
• R — Rare
• BOL — Be On Later
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• HB — Hurry Back
• :( — Sad, without nose
• DF — Dear Friend
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• NAP — Not A Problem
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• IYQ — I like you
• :-9 — Salivating
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• JIC — Just In Case
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• BS — Big Smile
• LRU — Least Recently Used

• AYS — Are You Serious?
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• YT — You There?
• BME — Based on My Experience
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• CM — Call Menu
• LY — Love You
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• BCO — Big crush on
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• RDNK — Redneck
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• WOA — Work of Art
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• POOF — Good-bye
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• BR — Bathroom
• AIH — As It Happens
• OPM — Other People's Money
• DA — there
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• DH — Dear Hubby
• MP — Merry Part
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• ATT — All The Time
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• OOI — Out of Interest
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• NW — No Way
• BO — Buzz Off
• ATST — At the Same Time
• YNK — You Never Know
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex

• BAC — Back At Computer
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• NA — No Access
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• TM — Tickle Me
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• IAYL — In A While
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• EL — Evil Laugh
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• JOO — you
• GA — Go Ahead
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• THANQ — Thank You
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• ADN — Any Day Now
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• D/L — Download
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• SUM1 — Someone
• YKW — You Know What
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• MORF — Male Or Female ?

• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• AOC — Available on cell
• IAC — In Any Case
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• N1 — Nice One
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• AI — As If
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• DU — Don't understand
• BIF — Before I Forget
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• URW — You Are Welcome
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• YGM — You Got Mail
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• WT — Without Thinking
• PWNED — Owned
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• JW — Just wondering
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• DNR — Dinner
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• WW — Wrong Way
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• :'-( — Crying
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• GG — Good Games
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• IUSS — If You Say So
• 10 — Ten
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• SK8R — Skater

• CUL — Catch You Later
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• BEOS — Nudge
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• 5 — Five
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• PL8 — Plate
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• BN — Bad news
• RD — Research and Development
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• ITYS — I Told You So
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• :-O — Appalled
• BWO — Black White or Other
• MGB — May God Bless
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• U — You
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• IBT — In Between Technology
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• CY — Calm Yourself
• NO1 — No-One
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• EM — E-Mail

• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• DYFI — Did you find it
• WF — Way Fun
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• TPC — The Phone Company
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• OOC — Out of Character
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• SB — Should Be
• RLR — Earlier
• ATW — All the Web
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• ATB — All The Best
• OU — I owe you
• LNDN — London
• ABT2 — About To
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• CYL — See You Later
• FSCK — File System Check
• NUTN — Nothing
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• WAI — What an Idiot
• ITM — In the Money
• L8RS — Laters
• 1CE — Once
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• :-(0) — Shouting
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• DK — Don't known
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking

• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• MINS — Minutes
• PL — Playlist
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• KIR — Keep It Real
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• TITF — That is too funny
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• NCG — New College Graduate
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• B/F — Boyfriend
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• WKD — Weekend
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• YS — You Suck
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• :-( ) — Shocked
• BB — Bright blessings
• NAL — Nationality
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• JAM — Just A Minute
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• NMH — Not Much Here
• 3 — Three
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• B-) — Sunglasses
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• YRG — You Are Good!
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• 1 — One
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• SME1 — Some One
• BW — Be well

• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• CIAO — Good-bye
• CT — City
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• -:-) — Punk
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• PG — Pretty Good
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• TC — That's Cool
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• MO — Momentum on
• CME — Call Me
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• BL — Buddy List
• CUB — Call You Back
• CMON — Come-On
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• UL — You Will
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• TOH — The other half
• YA — Yet Another
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• PTB — Please Text Back
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• IAE — In Any Event
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• NTK — Nice to Know
• SH — Same Here
• SC — Stay Cool
• MNGR — manager
• NN2R — No need to reply
• CP — Cross post
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• KFY — Kiss For You
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)

• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• JAD — Just Another Day
• TWT — Twat!
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• :-* — Bitter
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• T — Think Positive
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• FF — Freeze frame
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• : - )… — Drooling
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• :-D — Grinning
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• SPKR — Speaker
• TUL — Tell You Later
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• OLL — Online Love
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• OO — On Order
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• :-D — Laugher
• KL — Cool
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do

• /(00)/ — Spider
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• TP — Team Player
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• TA — Thanks Again
• SME1 — Someone
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• BB — Bathroom break
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• N2M — Not to Mention
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• REHI — Hello Again
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• B — Beam
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• QL — Quit Laughing
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• IMBL — It must be love
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert

• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• TW — Team Work
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• :=) — Two noses
• BD — Birthday
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• YW — You are welcome
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• DUR — Do You Remember
• -6% — Not very clever
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• DD — Due Diligence
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• <|-) — Chinese
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• SLY — Still Love You
• IIR — If I Recall
• IAT — I Am Tired
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• :-( — Sad
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• WE — whatever
• N2M — Not Too Much
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• IMI — I Mean It
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• JP — Just playing 
• NF — Nucking Futs
• ATW — At The Weekend
• KC — Keep Cool
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• DYLM — do you like me
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban

• HH — Hold Hands
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• :-~) — Having a cold
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• BH@ — Be home at
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• TUI — Turning You in
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• BSTD — Busted
• BHL8 — Be home late
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• W/B — Welcome Back
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• :-X — Not saying a word
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• WRK — Work
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• :-V — Talking
• CM — Call Memory
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• ISS — I Said So
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• WAN2 — Want To
• BB — Blessed Be
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• NE — Anyway
• HF — Hello Friend
• INMP — It's Not My Problem

• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• STPD — stupid
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• L33T — Elite
• 2 — Two
• HOT4U — hot for you
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• MTG — Meeting
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• :)S — Smiles
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• 86 — Over
• IUM — If You Must
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• PRT — Party
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• OK — All Correct
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• OT — Other Topic
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• @}---,--- — A rose
• DUST — Did You See That?
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• :-< — Cheated
• NL — not likely
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• ISO — Is seeking other
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• PZA — Pizza

• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• WE — WeekEnd
• :-| — Determined
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• |-O — Snoring
• TG — Thank goodness
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• N00B — Noobie
• U/L — Upload
• AFN — All For Now
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• :-' — Sceptical
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• :-{} — Lip stick
• TOS — The Other Service
• S4L — Spam For Life
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• :-{) — With a moustache
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• F — Friends
• CU@ — See You At
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• M/F — male or female
• URWS — You Are Wise
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• :-# — Razes
• >: -| — Cross
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• URAS — You Are a Star
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• TFN — Till further notice
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail

• TNT — Till Next Time
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• YR — Your Room
• S — Smiling
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• WBP — Write Back Please
• YR — Why Are
• IIR — If I Remember
• YM — Your Mom
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• NC — Nice Call
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• TWDS — Towards
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• |-I — Sleeping
• RESQ — Rescue
• NETHNG — Anything
• SB — Smiling back
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• PLZRD — Please read
• :-<> — Surprised
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• PIR — Parent In Room
• URT1 — Your are the one
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• DON — Doing
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon

• O&O — Over & Out
• B/F — Brain fart
• CYR — Call Your
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• PU — That stinks!
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• [:] — A Robot
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• WT — What?
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• TXT BAC — text back
• KOS — Kill on Site
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• -( — Frown
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• APP — Appreciate
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• RU? — Are you?
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• -O — Surprised
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• SP — Spelling
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• MD@U — Mad at you
• ><:> — A Turkey
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer

• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• SHOPN — Shopping
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• ATW — Around The Web
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• THN — Thanks
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• AMAZN — Amazing
• PCME — Please Call Me
• -) — Smile
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• P911 — Parent Alert
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• T — Thanks
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• REHI — Re-hi
• NC — Not cool
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• {:-) — Toupee
• PL& — Planned
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer

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