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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• FRM — From
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• USA — United States of America
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• L8R — Later
• L8ER — Later
• W/ — With
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• O4U — Only for You
• ABT — About
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• O :-) — An angel
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• OOF — Out of Facility
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• IMO — In My Opinion
• X! — Typical Woman
• BJ — Blow Job
• 2D4 — To Die For
• OIC — Oh I See
• J4F — Just for Fun
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• UI! — You Idiot
• KEWL — Cool
• HUD — How You Doing
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• W@ — What

• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• XLNT — Excellent
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• W8ING — WaitING
• LIL — Little
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• Y! — Typical Man
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• W8N — Waiting
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• X — Kiss
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• ISO — In Search Of
• W84M — Wait for me
• ATM — At The Moment
• F? — Friends
• PPL — People
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• T2GO — Time to Go
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• XI10 — Exciting
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• LMK — Let Me Know
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• RP — Role Play
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• PLS — Please
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• BTW — By The Way
• 10Q — Thank You
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• M$ — Microsoft
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• C|B-) — Ali G
• DND — Do Not Disturb

• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• J/P — Just Playing
• TC — Take Care
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• BMW — Be My Wife
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• FISH — First In Still Here
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• KOK — Knock
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• AA — Adios Amigo
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• WTG — Way To Go
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• MSG — Message
• BFN — Bye for Now
• SUP — What's Up?
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• OTP — On the Phone
• JK — Just kidding
• ALWZ — Always
• IRL — In Real Life
• FYI — For Your Information
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• B4 — Before
• 7K — Sick
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• AKA — Also Know As
• HUGZ — Hugs
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• BBL — Be Back Later
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• COZ — Because
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• PM — Private Message
• IDC — I Don't Care
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• TBA — To Be Advised

• BRT — Be Right There
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• NP — No Problem
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• VM — Voice Mail
• M8 — Mate
• BCOZ — Because
• W8 — Wait
• KM — Kiss Me
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• THX — Thanks
• RX — Regards
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BOT — Back on Topic
• LOLWUT — What?
• BTWN — Between
• IR8 — irate
• W2G — Way To Go
• Y — Why?
• EOM — End Of Message
• TB — Text Back
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• N/A — Not Applicable
• BRB — Be right back
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• K — Kiss
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• TXS — Thanks
• TMB — Text Me Back
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• 1337 — Elite
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• SRY — Sorry
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• ADDY — Address
• RFC — Request For Comment
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• BF — Boyfriend
• AML — All My Love

• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• TY — Thank You
• POV — Point Of View
• OT — Overtime
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• B4N — Bye for Now
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• WTH — What The Heck?
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• NUFF — Enough Said
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• QT — Cutie
• ILU — I Love You
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• H8 — Hate
• ADR — Address
• DD — Dear Daughter
• ADD — Address
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• UL — Upload
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• CYA — See You
• DM — Do me
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• YGG — You Go Girl
• L8 — Late
• IOW — In Other Words
• TX — Thanks
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• 4E — Forever
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• CTR — Center
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• WKND — Weekend
• MOB — Mobile
• R — Are
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• 121 — One-To-One
• SOZ — Sorry
• 4U — For You
• WU — What's Up?

• YCT — Your Comment To
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• SRSLY — Seriously
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• AA — As above
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• TBD — To Be Determined
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• PS — Post Scriptum
• OP — Original Poster
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• RU — Are You?
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• GTH — Go To Hell
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• SU — Shut Up
• DS — Dear Son
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• OMW — On My Way
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• NT — Nice Try
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• BD — Big Deal
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• DH — Dear Husband
• WB — Welcome Back
• CUL8R — See You Later
• 1457 — Last
• TTM — Talk To Me
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• LV — love
• G — Grin
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• RW — Real World
• NLT — No Later Than
• AISI — As I See It
• TTYN — Talk to You Never

• UW — You're Welcome
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• NFC — No fucking clue
• C — See
• CC — Carbon Copy
• STR8 — Straight
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• TTLY — Totally
• CU — See You
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• TBC — To Be Continued
• BBS — Be back soon
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• JC — Just Checking
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• GL — Good Luck
• U2 — You Too
• LOL — laughting out loud
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• SYL — See You Later
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• RM — Room
• B/C — Because
• CMB — Call Me Back
• AFC — Away from Computer
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• SMS — Short Message Service
• JJ — Just Joking
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• JIT — Just in time
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• FO — Fuck Off
• NE1 — Anyone
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• HW — Homework
• GFN — Gone for Now
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• WC — Who Cares?
• AP — Apple Pie
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• BTA — But Then Again
• OZ — Australia
• RE — Hello Again
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• RN — Right Now
• NM — Never Mind

• PLZ — Please
• TQ — Thank You
• RLY — Really
• TBF — To Be Fair
• LU — Love You
• JT — Just Teasing
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• NRG — Energy
• MC — Merry Christmas
• TYT — Take Your Time
• TOM — Tomorrow
• OTW — On the Way
• W/E — Whatever
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• SYS — See You Soon
• D8 — date
• RGDS — Regards
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• 2NITE — Tonight
• FE — Fatal Error
• M02 — My two cents
• 4EVER — Forever
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• KBD — Keyboard
• NBD — No Big Deal
• GR8 — Great
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• Z — Zero
• EG — Evil Grin
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• CID — Consider It Done
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• PW — Password
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• CUL — See You Later
• SPK — Speak
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• 411 — Info
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• NC — No Comment
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• NE — Any

• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• FB — Facebook
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• NT — No Text
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• AISB — As I Said Before
• NA — Not Applicable
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• IC — I See
• OOO — Out Of Office
• BAU — Business As Usual
• W — With
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• TM — Trademark
• FH — Future Husband
• MU — Miss You
• UR — Your
• SF — Science Fiction
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• 2L8 — Too Late
• CUS — See You Soon
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• S2R — Send to Receive
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• CM — Call Me
• GRMBL — Grumble
• OM — Old Man
• RDNK — Redneck
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• WG — Wicked Grin
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• BO — Back Off
• NG — No Good
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• WWY — Where Were You?
• DL — Download
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel

• JC — Just Curious
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• BION — Believe It or Not
• OS — Operating System
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• BRH — Be Right Here
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• DP — Dear Partner
• LYL — Love You Lots
• 2 — To
• : @ — Shouting
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• WTF — what the fuck
• DW — Don't Worry
• EZ — Easy
• BKA — Better Known As
• GRRRR — Growling
• M — Male
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• F2T — Free to Talk
• CB — Chat Brat
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• N/A — Not Available
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• BITD — Back in the Day
• R8 — Rate
• @WRK — At Work
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• JAS — Just A Second
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• LYK — Let You Know
• LTR — Letter
• BOT — Be on that
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• TTS — Text To Speech

• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• DLO — Down low
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• NM — Not Much
• TNX — Thanks
• AYK — As You Know
• PO — Piss Off
• AAR — At Any Rate
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• HD — Hold
• WB — Write Back
• LD — Long Distance
• MM — Merry Meet
• 2DAY — Today
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• 4EVA — Forever
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• COC — Code of Conduct
• 4 — For
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• VC — Venture Capital
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• FWD — Forward
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• CUZ — Because
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• AWA — As Well As
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• 2U2 — To You Too
• WUD — What You Doing
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• OTT — Over The Top
• G2G — Got To Go
• TAY — Thinking about you
• PD — Public Domain
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• B — Be
• SYSOP — System Operator
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger

• YHM — You Have Mail
• PLD — Played
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• BR — Best regards
• IDL — Ideal
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• PTB — Powers That Be
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BW — Best Wishes
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• TMA — Take My Advice
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• LUM — Love You Man
• MMA — Meet me at
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• NMP — Not My Problem
• W4U — Waiting for You
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• OT — Off Topic
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• DW — Dear Wife
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• SFW — Safe for Work
• COD — Call of Duty
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• BH — Better Half
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• ATT — All The Time
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• IMS — I Am Sorry

• OML — Oh My Lord
• EOL — End Of Line
• TM — Trust Me
• R — Rare
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• CTO — Check This Out
• :-9 — Salivating
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• GAL — Get A Life
• NAP — Not A Problem
• B4U — Before You
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• DYK — Did You Know?
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• L2M — Listening to Music
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• WW — Wrong Window
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• PCM — Please Call Me
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• BT — Byte This
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• JC — Just Chilling
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• UR — You Are
• 86 — Out of
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• WO — Without
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• EM — Excuse Me
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• AAF — As A Friend
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing

• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• MIN — Minute
• MTH — Month
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• OL — Old Lady
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• 9 — Nine
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• NA — No Access
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• ITYS — I Told You So
• NOOB — New person
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• EOR — End of Rant
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• BK — Back
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• UY — Up Yours
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• SH — Shit Happens
• :^) — Broken nose
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• 2 — Too Add
• TTL — Time To Live
• 4N — Foreign
• IDK — I don’t know
• YNK — You Never Know
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• AIH — As It Happens
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• JIC — Just In Case
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana

• IYSS — If You Say So
• MTF — More to Follow
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• URW — You Are Welcome
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• RUS — Russian Federation
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• IS — I'm Sorry
• J/K — Just Kidding
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• AWOL — Absent while online
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• :( — Sad, without nose
• WP — Wrong Person
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• WW — Wrong Way
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• OTW — Off To Work
• BM — Bite Me
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• ETA — Edited To Add
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• WTH — What The Hell?
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• SB — Should Be
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• MM — Market Maker
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• RD — Research and Development
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• LY — Love You
• YKW — You Know What
• OTL — Out To Lunch

• NO1 — No-One
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• OPM — Other People's Money
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• MINS — Minutes
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ATST — At the Same Time
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• AI — As If
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• BO — Buzz Off
• K — Okay
• IAYL — In A While
• BOL — Be On Later
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• WAI — What an Idiot
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• AB — Ass Backwards
• SK8R — Skater
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• OO — Over and Out
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• ABT2 — About To
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• SME1 — Some One

• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• YT — You There?
• G9 — Genius
• OOI — Out of Interest
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• HB — Hurry Back
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• DH — Dear Hubby
• WD — Well Done
• OAO — Over and Out
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• NAL — Nationality
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• ADN — Any Day Now
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• BME — Based on My Experience
• SUM1 — Someone
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• TEL — Telephone
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• ATW — All the Web
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• BS — Big Smile
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• PTB — Please Text Back
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• IUSS — If You Say So
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• TAH — Take A Hike
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• GHP — Good Hand Partner

• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• YRG — You Are Good!
• THANQ — Thank You
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• :-(0) — Shouting
• BC — Because
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• :-7 — Smirk
• BL — Buddy List
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• DA — The
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• TUL — Tell You Later
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• BAC — Back At Computer
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• MP — Merry Part
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• GG — Good Games
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• AH — At home
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• IBT — In Between Technology
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• :-O — Appalled
• NWO — No Way Out
• PWNED — Owned
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• B — Beam
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• 4 — Four
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect

• GA — Go Ahead
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• JOO — you
• D/L — Download
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• U — You
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• CUNS — See You In School
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• CUL — Catch You Later
• IAC — In Any Case
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• BEOS — Nudge
• WT — Without Thinking
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• BB — Bright blessings
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• AB — Ah Bless!
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• CY — Calm Yourself
• WOA — Work of Art
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• OU — I owe you
• THNQ — Thank You
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• DYFI — Did you find it
• POOF — Good-bye
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• BCO — Big crush on
• TOH — The other half

• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• 0 — Zero
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• EL — Evil Laugh
• CME — Call Me
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• BC — Be Cool
• TW — Team Work
• LM — Letters mailed
• FF — Freeze frame
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• RLR — Earlier
• MNGR — manager
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• AOC — Available on cell
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• NN2R — No need to reply
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• DA — father
• CP — Sleepy
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• BR — Bathroom
• TC — That's Cool
• JW — Just wondering
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• DF — Dear Friend
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• TM — Tickle Me
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• WFM — Works For Me
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• YS — You Suck

• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• 10 — Ten
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• WKD — Weekend
• BS — Bull Shit
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• NW — No Way
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• FSCK — File System Check
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• MGB — May God Bless
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• PL — Playlist
• UL — You Will
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• QL — Quit Laughing
• YA — Yet Another
• YR — Your
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• OO — On Order
• SLY — Still Love You
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• -6% — Not very clever
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• 6 — Six
• OLL — Online Love
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• FF — Friends Forever
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• 3 — Three
• 1 — One
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• DU — Don't understand
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• TITF — That is too funny
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• BN — Bad news
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear

• PL8 — Plate
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• CIAO — Good-bye
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• KL — Cool
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• YGM — You Got Mail
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• MMB — Message Me Back
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• NMH — Not Much Here
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• 1CE — Once
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• LNDN — London
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• DK — Don't known
• -:-) — Punk
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• L8RS — Laters
• ATB — All The Best
• IAE — In Any Event
• OOC — Out of Character
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• PG — Pretty Good

• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• :-D — Laugher
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• B/F — Boyfriend
• DA — there
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• N1 — Nice One
• :-* — Bitter
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• JAM — Just A Minute
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• CUL — Call you later
• NTK — Nice to Know
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• :-' — Sceptical
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• BWO — Black White or Other
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• CYL — See You Later
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• YW — You are welcome
• |-O — Snoring
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• BG — Big Grin
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• EM — E-Mail
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• KIR — Keep It Real
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• :-X — Small Kiss

• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• DNR — Dinner
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• NL — not likely
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• BB — Blessed Be
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• T — Think Positive
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• BIF — Before I Forget
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• IYQ — I like you
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• JAD — Just Another Day
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• SC — Stay Cool
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• WRK — Work
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• N2M — Not to Mention
• BSTD — Busted
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• 5 — Five
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home

• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• :-D — Grinning
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• IIR — If I Remember
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• : - )… — Drooling
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• ME2 — Me Too
• TUI — Turning You in
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• 2 — Two
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• BHL8 — Be home late
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• DYLM — do you like me
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• SPKR — Speaker
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• :=) — Two noses
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• NUTN — Nothing
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• BD — Birthday
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• IMI — I Mean It
• CM — Call Menu
• BW — Be well
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire

• 8 — Eight
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• :'-( — Crying
• TPC — The Phone Company
• :-( ) — Shocked
• NCG — New College Graduate
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• BB — Bathroom break
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• N2M — Not Too Much
• IAT — I Am Tired
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ITM — In the Money
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• IIR — If I Recall
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• REHI — Hello Again
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• MTG — Meeting
• B-) — Sunglasses
• WE — whatever
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• AFN — All For Now
• WBP — Write Back Please
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• URAS — You Are a Star

• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• U/L — Upload
• STPD — stupid
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• :-~) — Having a cold
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• CRZ — Crazy
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• /(00)/ — Spider
• :-( — Sad
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• IMBL — It must be love
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• CMON — Come-On
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• NE — Anyway
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• ATW — At The Weekend
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• WAN2 — Want To
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• BH@ — Be home at
• URWS — You Are Wise
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth

• GTSY — Glad To See You
• :-X — Not saying a word
• NF — Nucking Futs
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• KFY — Kiss For You
• CUB — Call You Back
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• RE — regards
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• OK — All Correct
• 86 — Over
• SME1 — Someone
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• IUM — If You Must
• -( — Frown
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• CT — City
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• DD — Due Diligence
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• TFN — Till further notice
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• 7 — Seven
• TOS — The Other Service
• F — Friends
• TG — Thank goodness
• WF — Way Fun
• TWT — Twat!
• DUR — Do You Remember
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• HF — Hello Friend
• W/B — Welcome Back
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• CU@ — See You At
• WDYS — What Did You Say?

• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• TNT — Till Next Time
• O&O — Over & Out
• PRT — Party
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• JP — Just playing 
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• @}---,--- — A rose
• CM — Call Memory
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• PZA — Pizza
• CP — Cross post
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• DUST — Did You See That?
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• SH — Same Here
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• B/F — Brain fart
• DON — Doing
• YR — Why Are
• L33T — Elite
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• HOT4U — hot for you
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• :-< — Cheated
• STATS — Your sex and age
• ISS — I Said So
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• :)S — Smiles
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• SB — Smiling back
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• MO — Momentum on
• KOS — Kill on Site
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip

• TA — Thanks Again
• N00B — Noobie
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• NETHNG — Anything
• YR — Your Room
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• S — Smiling
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• NC — Nice Call
• :-V — Talking
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• YM — Your Mom
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• APP — Appreciate
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• CYR — Call Your
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• M/F — male or female
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• -O — Surprised
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• RESQ — Rescue
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• S4L — Spam For Life
• OT — Other Topic
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• AMAZN — Amazing
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• KC — Keep Cool
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• URT1 — Your are the one
• :-| — Determined

• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• ATW — Around The Web
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• TWDS — Towards
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• TP — Team Player
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• :-{) — With a moustache
• MD@U — Mad at you
• SHOPN — Shopping
• :-{} — Lip stick
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• WE — WeekEnd
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• -) — Smile
• PIR — Parent In Room
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• ISO — Is seeking other
• [:] — A Robot
• PLZRD — Please read
• TXT BAC — text back
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• |-I — Sleeping
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• RU? — Are you?
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• HH — Hold Hands
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• :-# — Razes
• >: -| — Cross
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• REHI — Re-hi
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• <|-) — Chinese
• SP — Spelling
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• PU — That stinks!
• {:-) — Smiling with hair

• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• :-<> — Surprised
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• P911 — Parent Alert
• PCME — Please Call Me
• T — Thanks
• {:-) — Toupee
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• WT — What?
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• THN — Thanks
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• NC — Not cool
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• ><:> — A Turkey
• PL& — Planned

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