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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• USA — United States of America
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• 2D4 — To Die For
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• UI! — You Idiot
• BJ — Blow Job
• IMO — In My Opinion
• ABT — About
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• LIL — Little
• OOF — Out of Facility
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• ISO — In Search Of
• OIC — Oh I See
• ATM — At The Moment
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• X — Kiss
• KEWL — Cool
• KOK — Knock
• TC — Take Care
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• LMK — Let Me Know
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• 10Q — Thank You
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• L8R — Later
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• DND — Do Not Disturb

• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• BFN — Bye for Now
• PLS — Please
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• WTG — Way To Go
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• L8ER — Later
• OTP — On the Phone
• BTW — By The Way
• MSG — Message
• HUD — How You Doing
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• W/ — With
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• AA — Adios Amigo
• PPL — People
• B4 — Before
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• RP — Role Play
• O4U — Only for You
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• FISH — First In Still Here
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• IRL — In Real Life
• BMW — Be My Wife
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• HUGZ — Hugs
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• 7K — Sick
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• FYI — For Your Information
• LOLWUT — What?
• BBL — Be Back Later
• O :-) — An angel
• PM — Private Message
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• VM — Voice Mail
• TXS — Thanks
• COZ — Because
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• SMH — Shakes My Head

• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• W8 — Wait
• BCOZ — Because
• NP — No Problem
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• RX — Regards
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• IDC — I Don't Care
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• Y — Why?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• IR8 — irate
• EOM — End Of Message
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• AKA — Also Know As
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• B4N — Bye for Now
• SRY — Sorry
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• BOT — Back on Topic
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• CYA — See You
• TX — Thanks
• M8 — Mate
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• TY — Thank You
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• ADR — Address
• R — Are
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• UL — Upload
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• YCT — Your Comment To
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• WU — What's Up?
• K — Kiss
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• DD — Dear Daughter
• AML — All My Love

• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• BTWN — Between
• SU — Shut Up
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• BF — Boyfriend
• ADD — Address
• ADDY — Address
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• L8 — Late
• POV — Point Of View
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• ILU — I Love You
• SRSLY — Seriously
• RFC — Request For Comment
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• THX — Thanks
• WKND — Weekend
• TB — Text Back
• UW — You're Welcome
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• AA — As above
• TMB — Text Me Back
• RU — Are You?
• IOW — In Other Words
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• NFC — No fucking clue
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• YGG — You Go Girl
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• GTH — Go To Hell
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• 4E — Forever
• SUP — What's Up?
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BFFN — Best friend for now

• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• DH — Dear Husband
• 4U — For You
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• CTR — Center
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• OP — Original Poster
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• W@ — What
• G — Grin
• 1457 — Last
• TBC — To Be Continued
• GFN — Gone for Now
• WB — Welcome Back
• SOZ — Sorry
• BRB — Be right back
• BD — Big Deal
• DS — Dear Son
• AISI — As I See It
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• ALWZ — Always
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• GL — Good Luck
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• QT — Cutie
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• W8ING — WaitING
• OT — Overtime
• NE1 — Anyone
• HW — Homework
• CMB — Call Me Back
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• W8N — Waiting
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• RW — Real World
• RE — Hello Again
• TOM — Tomorrow
• WTH — What The Heck?
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• BTA — But Then Again
• NRG — Energy

• 2NITE — Tonight
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• TBF — To Be Fair
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• JT — Just Teasing
• TTLY — Totally
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• M02 — My two cents
• PS — Post Scriptum
• 1337 — Elite
• TQ — Thank You
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• W/E — Whatever
• CC — Carbon Copy
• MOB — Mobile
• 121 — One-To-One
• TTM — Talk To Me
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• Y! — Typical Man
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• SYL — See You Later
• NE — Any
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• XLNT — Excellent
• EG — Evil Grin
• AP — Apple Pie
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• NM — Never Mind
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• AFC — Away from Computer
• U2 — You Too
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• LOL — laughting out loud
• BBS — Be back soon
• RLY — Really
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• NLT — No Later Than
• CUL8R — See You Later
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• SMS — Short Message Service
• W — With
• TBA — To Be Advised
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion

• NC — No Comment
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• WC — Who Cares?
• RDNK — Redneck
• LU — Love You
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• RM — Room
• FE — Fatal Error
• JJ — Just Joking
• C — See
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• 4EVER — Forever
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• B/C — Because
• T2GO — Time to Go
• OMW — On My Way
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• NT — Nice Try
• JC — Just Checking
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• Z — Zero
• W84M — Wait for me
• AISB — As I Said Before
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• MC — Merry Christmas
• S2R — Send to Receive
• WWY — Where Were You?
• F? — Friends
• N/A — Not Applicable
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• : @ — Shouting
• SF — Science Fiction
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• M — Male
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• D8 — date
• NBD — No Big Deal
• CID — Consider It Done
• 411 — Info
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• FO — Fuck Off
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• ISTM — It Seems To Me

• H8 — Hate
• PW — Password
• EZ — Easy
• @WRK — At Work
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• GR8 — Great
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• CM — Call Me
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• TBD — To Be Determined
• RGDS — Regards
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• OZ — Australia
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• NT — No Text
• BITD — Back in the Day
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• FB — Facebook
• UR — Your
• X! — Typical Woman
• CUL — See You Later
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• GRMBL — Grumble
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• F2T — Free to Talk
• KBD — Keyboard
• IC — I See
• BRH — Be Right Here
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• BAU — Business As Usual
• AAR — At Any Rate
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• CB — Chat Brat
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• NG — No Good
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• NUFF — Enough Said
• RN — Right Now
• 2L8 — Too Late
• SYS — See You Soon

• WG — Wicked Grin
• OM — Old Man
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• CUS — See You Soon
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• C|B-) — Ali G
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• LYK — Let You Know
• JAS — Just A Second
• PLZ — Please
• JC — Just Curious
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• COC — Code of Conduct
• STR8 — Straight
• OTW — On the Way
• BION — Believe It or Not
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• DW — Don't Worry
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• 2 — To
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• JK — Just kidding
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• NA — Not Applicable
• DL — Download
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• BKA — Better Known As
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• HD — Hold
• WB — Write Back
• CU — See You
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• ATT — All The Time
• PLD — Played
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• WADR — With All Due Respect

• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• AYK — As You Know
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• MU — Miss You
• B — Be
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• TMA — Take My Advice
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• TYT — Take Your Time
• N/A — Not Available
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• NMP — Not My Problem
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• R8 — Rate
• :-9 — Salivating
• LV — love
• DLO — Down low
• 4EVA — Forever
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• OOO — Out Of Office
• YHM — You Have Mail
• LYL — Love You Lots
• WTF — what the fuck
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• 4 — For
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• W4U — Waiting for You
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• OTT — Over The Top
• PO — Piss Off
• LD — Long Distance
• CUZ — Because
• 2DAY — Today
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• TM — Trademark
• AWA — As Well As
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• BO — Back Off
• LTR — Letter

• TTS — Text To Speech
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• TM — Trust Me
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• NM — Not Much
• M$ — Microsoft
• DM — Do me
• BW — Best Wishes
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• MM — Merry Meet
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• COD — Call of Duty
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• W2G — Way To Go
• OT — Off Topic
• FH — Future Husband
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• NAP — Not A Problem
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• FWD — Forward
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• PD — Public Domain
• MMA — Meet me at
• R — Rare
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• CTO — Check This Out
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• OS — Operating System
• WO — Without
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• AAF — As A Friend
• WW — Wrong Window
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• DYK — Did You Know?
• J/P — Just Playing

• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• XI10 — Exciting
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• 2U2 — To You Too
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• BK — Back
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• SPK — Speak
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• SYSOP — System Operator
• BRT — Be Right There
• KM — Kiss Me
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• JC — Just Chilling
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• NA — No Access
• 9 — Nine
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• G2G — Got To Go
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• B4U — Before You
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• TNX — Thanks
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• PTB — Powers That Be
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• UR — You Are
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• IYSS — If You Say So
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• LUM — Love You Man
• TLGO — The List Goes On

• STM — Spank the Monkey
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• BH — Better Half
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• URW — You Are Welcome
• EM — Excuse Me
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• :^) — Broken nose
• ITYS — I Told You So
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• JIT — Just in time
• YNK — You Never Know
• BT — Byte This
• PCM — Please Call Me
• UY — Up Yours
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• WW — Wrong Way
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• SFW — Safe for Work
• SB — Should Be
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• GRRRR — Growling
• JIC — Just In Case
• MINS — Minutes
• EOR — End of Rant
• :( — Sad, without nose
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• AIH — As It Happens
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• NO1 — No-One
• RD — Research and Development
• YKW — You Know What
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• SH — Shit Happens
• DP — Dear Partner
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator

• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• L2M — Listening to Music
• 86 — Out of
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• OL — Old Lady
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• GAL — Get A Life
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• IS — I'm Sorry
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• IDL — Ideal
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• BO — Buzz Off
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• BL — Buddy List
• NOOB — New person
• SME1 — Some One
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• TAY — Thinking about you
• MTH — Month
• SK8R — Skater
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• BOL — Be On Later
• BM — Bite Me
• AI — As If
• MTF — More to Follow
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.

• SUM1 — Someone
• MM — Market Maker
• YRG — You Are Good!
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• ABT2 — About To
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• IUSS — If You Say So
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• 2 — Too Add
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• B — Beam
• AWOL — Absent while online
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• TUL — Tell You Later
• ATST — At the Same Time
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• WD — Well Done
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• THANQ — Thank You
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• :-(0) — Shouting
• ETA — Edited To Add
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• MP — Merry Part
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• NWO — No Way Out
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• VC — Venture Capital
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit

• MOTD — Message of the Day
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• :-7 — Smirk
• WTH — What The Hell?
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• HB — Hurry Back
• MIN — Minute
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• PTB — Please Text Back
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• IDK — I don’t know
• :-O — Appalled
• BME — Based on My Experience
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• ATW — All the Web
• EOL — End Of Line
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• WT — Without Thinking
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• OAO — Over and Out
• AB — Ass Backwards
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• BR — Best regards
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• BS — Big Smile
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• DW — Dear Wife
• TW — Team Work
• GG — Good Games
• TTL — Time To Live
• 4N — Foreign
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• DH — Dear Hubby
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• WP — Wrong Person
• CUL — Catch You Later
• TC — That's Cool
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise

• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• BAC — Back At Computer
• OTW — Off To Work
• IAYL — In A While
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• NAL — Nationality
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• WUD — What You Doing
• GA — Go Ahead
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• JOO — you
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• OO — Over and Out
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• 4 — Four
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• YT — You There?
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• G9 — Genius
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• OML — Oh My Lord
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM

• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• CY — Calm Yourself
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• EL — Evil Laugh
• LM — Letters mailed
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• BB — Bright blessings
• TAH — Take A Hike
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• AH — At home
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• UL — You Will
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BEOS — Nudge
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• J/K — Just Kidding
• CME — Call Me
• ADN — Any Day Now
• BCO — Big crush on
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• U — You
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• WAI — What an Idiot
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• CUNS — See You In School
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• BN — Bad news

• OOI — Out of Interest
• OPM — Other People's Money
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• IBT — In Between Technology
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• YA — Yet Another
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• THNQ — Thank You
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• DA — The
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• BOT — Be on that
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• NN2R — No need to reply
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• RLR — Earlier
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• AOC — Available on cell
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• RUS — Russian Federation
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• TEL — Telephone
• OO — On Order
• D/L — Download
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• IAC — In Any Case
• -6% — Not very clever
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal

• BC — Because
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• PL8 — Plate
• QL — Quit Laughing
• K — Okay
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• PWNED — Owned
• DF — Dear Friend
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• |-O — Snoring
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• 10 — Ten
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• :-' — Sceptical
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• YR — Your
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• MNGR — manager
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• DYFI — Did you find it
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• CP — Sleepy
• WKD — Weekend
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• YS — You Suck
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• OLL — Online Love
• YGM — You Got Mail
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• 0 — Zero
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• BR — Bathroom
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• TOH — The other half
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• NW — No Way
• OU — I owe you

• LY — Love You
• 3 — Three
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• CUL — Call you later
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• BC — Be Cool
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• BS — Bull Shit
• 6 — Six
• 1 — One
• PL — Playlist
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• POOF — Good-bye
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• L8RS — Laters
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• LNDN — London
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• B/F — Boyfriend
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• EM — E-Mail
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• WOA — Work of Art
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• DU — Don't understand
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• N1 — Nice One
• :-* — Bitter
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• CIAO — Good-bye
• T — Think Positive
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• :-D — Laugher

• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• FSCK — File System Check
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• DA — father
• ATB — All The Best
• YW — You are welcome
• JW — Just wondering
• BB — Blessed Be
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• TUI — Turning You in
• TITF — That is too funny
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• MMB — Message Me Back
• NL — not likely
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• BD — Birthday
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• MGB — May God Bless
• SLY — Still Love You
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• CYL — See You Later
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• IIR — If I Remember
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• BSTD — Busted
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• AB — Ah Bless!

• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• JAM — Just A Minute
• BWO — Black White or Other
• TM — Tickle Me
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• IAE — In Any Event
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• NCG — New College Graduate
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• BIF — Before I Forget
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• IYQ — I like you
• BHL8 — Be home late
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• N2M — Not to Mention
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• WFM — Works For Me
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• KL — Cool
• FF — Friends Forever
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• 2 — Two
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero

• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• FF — Freeze frame
• :'-( — Crying
• NMH — Not Much Here
• :-( ) — Shocked
• DNR — Dinner
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• BB — Bathroom break
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• DYLM — do you like me
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• DK — Don't known
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• IAT — I Am Tired
• 5 — Five
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• ME2 — Me Too
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• :-D — Grinning
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• BG — Big Grin
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• WRK — Work
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• WBP — Write Back Please
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• NTK — Nice to Know
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• BW — Be well
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• B-) — Sunglasses
• 1CE — Once
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension

• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• OOC — Out of Character
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• STPD — stupid
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• MTG — Meeting
• DA — there
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• 8 — Eight
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• PG — Pretty Good
• AFN — All For Now
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• :=) — Two noses
• JAD — Just Another Day
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• NF — Nucking Futs
• : - )… — Drooling
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• REHI — Hello Again
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• WF — Way Fun
• KIR — Keep It Real
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• N2M — Not Too Much
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• WAN2 — Want To
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• NUTN — Nothing
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• IMI — I Mean It
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• SC — Stay Cool

• IWTY — I would tickle you
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• CT — City
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• CUB — Call You Back
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• :-~) — Having a cold
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• URAS — You Are a Star
• W/B — Welcome Back
• TPC — The Phone Company
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• B/F — Brain fart
• DD — Due Diligence
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• SPKR — Speaker
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• 7 — Seven
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• ATW — At The Weekend
• NC — Nice Call
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• SME1 — Someone
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• :-( — Sad
• CU@ — See You At
• CMON — Come-On
• IIWM — If It Were Me

• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• -:-) — Punk
• BH@ — Be home at
• F — Friends
• URWS — You Are Wise
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• TG — Thank goodness
• PRT — Party
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• IIR — If I Recall
• /(00)/ — Spider
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• :-X — Not saying a word
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• TFN — Till further notice
• YR — Why Are
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• IMBL — It must be love
• WE — whatever
• ITM — In the Money
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• S4L — Spam For Life
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• DUR — Do You Remember
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• DON — Doing
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• TOS — The Other Service
• KFY — Kiss For You
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware

• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• :-< — Cheated
• STATS — Your sex and age
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• O&O — Over & Out
• ATW — Around The Web
• PZA — Pizza
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• ISS — I Said So
• YM — Your Mom
• :-X — Small Kiss
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• CM — Call Menu
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• CYR — Call Your
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• RE — regards
• TP — Team Player
• DUST — Did You See That?
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• 86 — Over
• HF — Hello Friend
• >: -| — Cross
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• YM — Young Manhattanite

• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• YR — Your Room
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• NE — Anyway
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• IUM — If You Must
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• CRZ — Crazy
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• APP — Appreciate
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• URT1 — Your are the one
• U/L — Upload
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• RESQ — Rescue
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• SB — Smiling back
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• :-V — Talking
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• ISO — Is seeking other
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• @}---,--- — A rose
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• CM — Call Memory
• L33T — Elite
• TNT — Till Next Time
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• :)S — Smiles

• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• MO — Momentum on
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• KC — Keep Cool
• M/F — male or female
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• WE — WeekEnd
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• TWDS — Towards
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• KOS — Kill on Site
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• -) — Smile
• PIR — Parent In Room
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• SHOPN — Shopping
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• S — Smiling
• HOT4U — hot for you
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• JP — Just playing 
• TWT — Twat!
• OK — All Correct
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• REHI — Re-hi
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• -O — Surprised
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• :-| — Determined
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• STTH — Speak to the hand

• PLZRD — Please read
• TXT BAC — text back
• :-# — Razes
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• :-<> — Surprised
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• -( — Frown
• TA — Thanks Again
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• :-{) — With a moustache
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• NETHNG — Anything
• :-{} — Lip stick
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• PCME — Please Call Me
• [:] — A Robot
• SP — Spelling
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• OT — Other Topic
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• SH — Same Here
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• <|-) — Chinese
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• CP — Cross post
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• HH — Hold Hands
• P911 — Parent Alert
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• AMAZN — Amazing
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• N00B — Noobie
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing

• MD@U — Mad at you
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• WT — What?
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• T — Thanks
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• NC — Not cool
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• |-I — Sleeping
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• ><:> — A Turkey
• THN — Thanks
• {:-) — Toupee
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• PU — That stinks!
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• RU? — Are you?
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• PL& — Planned
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger

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