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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• USA — United States of America
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• 2D4 — To Die For
• UI! — You Idiot
• ABT — About
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• BJ — Blow Job
• IMO — In My Opinion
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• OOF — Out of Facility
• OIC — Oh I See
• LIL — Little
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• ISO — In Search Of
• ATM — At The Moment
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• KEWL — Cool
• X — Kiss
• LMK — Let Me Know
• HUD — How You Doing
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• TC — Take Care
• 10Q — Thank You
• KOK — Knock
• L8R — Later
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• PDA — Public Display of Affection

• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• BFN — Bye for Now
• PLS — Please
• BTW — By The Way
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• L8ER — Later
• WTG — Way To Go
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• OTP — On the Phone
• MSG — Message
• W/ — With
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• B4 — Before
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• PPL — People
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• O4U — Only for You
• AA — Adios Amigo
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• BMW — Be My Wife
• RP — Role Play
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• FISH — First In Still Here
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• IRL — In Real Life
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• FYI — For Your Information
• HUGZ — Hugs
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• BBL — Be Back Later
• O :-) — An angel
• VM — Voice Mail
• 7K — Sick
• AKA — Also Know As
• PM — Private Message
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• COZ — Because

• IDC — I Don't Care
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• LOLWUT — What?
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• Y — Why?
• NP — No Problem
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• W8 — Wait
• TXS — Thanks
• IR8 — irate
• J4F — Just for Fun
• BCOZ — Because
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• EOM — End Of Message
• RX — Regards
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• SRY — Sorry
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• B4N — Bye for Now
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• BOT — Back on Topic
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• BTWN — Between
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• BF — Boyfriend
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• M8 — Mate
• R — Are
• CYA — See You
• TX — Thanks
• ADR — Address
• TY — Thank You
• BRB — Be right back
• UL — Upload
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• K — Kiss
• L8 — Late

• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• WU — What's Up?
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• ADDY — Address
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• YCT — Your Comment To
• DD — Dear Daughter
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• AML — All My Love
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• THX — Thanks
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• ILU — I Love You
• ADD — Address
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• SU — Shut Up
• TB — Text Back
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• RFC — Request For Comment
• WKND — Weekend
• SRSLY — Seriously
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• POV — Point Of View
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• SUP — What's Up?
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• TMB — Text Me Back
• IOW — In Other Words
• UW — You're Welcome
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• 4U — For You
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• GTH — Go To Hell
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• AA — As above
• W@ — What
• CTR — Center
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)

• 4E — Forever
• YGG — You Go Girl
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• NFC — No fucking clue
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• RU — Are You?
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• G — Grin
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• DH — Dear Husband
• SOZ — Sorry
• ALWZ — Always
• TBC — To Be Continued
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• W8ING — WaitING
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• WB — Welcome Back
• X! — Typical Woman
• OP — Original Poster
• WTH — What The Heck?
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• AISI — As I See It
• 1457 — Last
• W8N — Waiting
• GL — Good Luck
• HW — Homework
• GFN — Gone for Now
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• BD — Big Deal
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• DS — Dear Son
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• PS — Post Scriptum
• OT — Overtime
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• OMW — On My Way
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• CMB — Call Me Back
• RUOK — Are you okay?

• QT — Cutie
• Y! — Typical Man
• 1337 — Elite
• NE1 — Anyone
• TBA — To Be Advised
• RW — Real World
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• RE — Hello Again
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• TTLY — Totally
• MOB — Mobile
• XLNT — Excellent
• W/E — Whatever
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• TOM — Tomorrow
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• TTM — Talk To Me
• BTA — But Then Again
• CC — Carbon Copy
• 121 — One-To-One
• NRG — Energy
• AP — Apple Pie
• 2NITE — Tonight
• TBF — To Be Fair
• JT — Just Teasing
• U2 — You Too
• N/A — Not Applicable
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• BBS — Be back soon
• SYL — See You Later
• C — See
• CUL8R — See You Later
• TQ — Thank You
• M02 — My two cents
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• T2GO — Time to Go
• NE — Any
• B/C — Because
• NLT — No Later Than
• W2G — Way To Go
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• LOL — laughting out loud
• AFC — Away from Computer
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• RLY — Really
• WC — Who Cares?

• FE — Fatal Error
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• EG — Evil Grin
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• NM — Never Mind
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• SMS — Short Message Service
• H8 — Hate
• KM — Kiss Me
• JC — Just Checking
• W — With
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• NT — Nice Try
• RM — Room
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• F? — Friends
• JJ — Just Joking
• W84M — Wait for me
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• AISB — As I Said Before
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• S2R — Send to Receive
• NC — No Comment
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• RDNK — Redneck
• LU — Love You
• 4EVER — Forever
• Z — Zero
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• WWY — Where Were You?
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• CID — Consider It Done
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• TBD — To Be Determined
• FO — Fuck Off
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• SF — Science Fiction
• RGDS — Regards
• CWYL — Chat With You Later

• : @ — Shouting
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• MC — Merry Christmas
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• NBD — No Big Deal
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• 411 — Info
• PW — Password
• M — Male
• UR — Your
• KBD — Keyboard
• D8 — date
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• OZ — Australia
• @WRK — At Work
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• CUL — See You Later
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• EZ — Easy
• JK — Just kidding
• NT — No Text
• SYS — See You Soon
• GRMBL — Grumble
• GR8 — Great
• RN — Right Now
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• FB — Facebook
• CM — Call Me
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• BAU — Business As Usual
• BRH — Be Right Here
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• BRT — Be Right There
• BITD — Back in the Day
• F2T — Free to Talk
• IC — I See
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• WG — Wicked Grin
• CUS — See You Soon
• PLZ — Please
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks

• AAR — At Any Rate
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• OM — Old Man
• NUFF — Enough Said
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• C|B-) — Ali G
• CB — Chat Brat
• NA — Not Applicable
• JC — Just Curious
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• STR8 — Straight
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• BKA — Better Known As
• 2L8 — Too Late
• 2 — To
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• OTW — On the Way
• LYK — Let You Know
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• NG — No Good
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• DL — Download
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• N/A — Not Available
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• JAS — Just A Second
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• MU — Miss You
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• BION — Believe It or Not
• CU — See You
• DW — Don't Worry
• HAGN — Have A Good Night

• COC — Code of Conduct
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• LYL — Love You Lots
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• PLD — Played
• HD — Hold
• WB — Write Back
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• B — Be
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• TYT — Take Your Time
• AYK — As You Know
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• LV — love
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• R8 — Rate
• M$ — Microsoft
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• ATT — All The Time
• TMA — Take My Advice
• OOO — Out Of Office
• YHM — You Have Mail
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• 4 — For
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• NMP — Not My Problem
• CUZ — Because
• 4EVA — Forever
• W4U — Waiting for You
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• TTS — Text To Speech
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• :-9 — Salivating
• NM — Not Much
• 2DAY — Today
• DLO — Down low
• TM — Trademark
• AWA — As Well As
• LD — Long Distance
• PITA — Pain In The Association

• OTT — Over The Top
• FH — Future Husband
• PO — Piss Off
• WTF — what the fuck
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• FWD — Forward
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• J/P — Just Playing
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• BO — Back Off
• LTR — Letter
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• TM — Trust Me
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• DM — Do me
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• R — Rare
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• COD — Call of Duty
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• XI10 — Exciting
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• OT — Off Topic
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• OS — Operating System
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• MM — Merry Meet
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• BW — Best Wishes
• NAP — Not A Problem
• PD — Public Domain
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• MMA — Meet me at
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• WO — Without
• AAF — As A Friend
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death

• SYSOP — System Operator
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• TNX — Thanks
• CTO — Check This Out
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• WW — Wrong Window
• DYK — Did You Know?
• SPK — Speak
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• G2G — Got To Go
• LUM — Love You Man
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• 2U2 — To You Too
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• JC — Just Chilling
• UR — You Are
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• JIT — Just in time
• BK — Back
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• PTB — Powers That Be
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• NA — No Access
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker

• 9 — Nine
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• URW — You Are Welcome
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• B4U — Before You
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• BT — Byte This
• IYSS — If You Say So
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• BH — Better Half
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• YNK — You Never Know
• DP — Dear Partner
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• ITYS — I Told You So
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• PCM — Please Call Me
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• SFW — Safe for Work
• GRRRR — Growling
• :^) — Broken nose
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• EM — Excuse Me
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• WW — Wrong Way
• UY — Up Yours
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• EOL — End Of Line
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• SB — Should Be
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• JIC — Just In Case
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake

• AIH — As It Happens
• MINS — Minutes
• NO1 — No-One
• YKW — You Know What
• GAL — Get A Life
• OL — Old Lady
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• RD — Research and Development
• L2M — Listening to Music
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• 86 — Out of
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• EOR — End of Rant
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• :( — Sad, without nose
• IDL — Ideal
• SH — Shit Happens
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• TAY — Thinking about you
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• IS — I'm Sorry
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• SME1 — Some One
• AI — As If
• MTF — More to Follow
• 2 — Too Add
• BO — Buzz Off
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• MTH — Month
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• ITYM — I Think You Mean

• NOOB — New person
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• BL — Buddy List
• 4N — Foreign
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• SK8R — Skater
• BOL — Be On Later
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• MM — Market Maker
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BM — Bite Me
• YRG — You Are Good!
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• AWOL — Absent while online
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• IDK — I don’t know
• VC — Venture Capital
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• IUSS — If You Say So
• TUL — Tell You Later
• ETA — Edited To Add
• ABT2 — About To
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• SUM1 — Someone
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• WD — Well Done
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• ATST — At the Same Time
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• DW — Dear Wife
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• WUD — What You Doing
• B — Beam
• HB — Hurry Back
• BR — Best regards
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• WTH — What The Hell?
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• MP — Merry Part

• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• AB — Ass Backwards
• NWO — No Way Out
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• :-(0) — Shouting
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• THANQ — Thank You
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• OAO — Over and Out
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• TTL — Time To Live
• MIN — Minute
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• BME — Based on My Experience
• :-7 — Smirk
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• WP — Wrong Person
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• ATW — All the Web
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• :-O — Appalled
• PTB — Please Text Back
• WT — Without Thinking
• DH — Dear Hubby
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• MOH — Maid of Honor

• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• BS — Big Smile
• WAI — What an Idiot
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• NAL — Nationality
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• TW — Team Work
• OML — Oh My Lord
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• IAYL — In A While
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• YT — You There?
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• GA — Go Ahead
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• GG — Good Games
• CUL — Catch You Later
• TC — That's Cool
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• OTW — Off To Work
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• G9 — Genius
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• J/K — Just Kidding
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• BAC — Back At Computer
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• K — Okay
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• ADN — Any Day Now

• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• OOI — Out of Interest
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• CME — Call Me
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• EL — Evil Laugh
• 4 — Four
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• OO — Over and Out
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• JOO — you
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• U — You
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• TAH — Take A Hike
• CY — Calm Yourself
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• BEOS — Nudge
• AH — At home
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• CUNS — See You In School
• BB — Bright blessings
• OPM — Other People's Money
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• DA — The
• THNQ — Thank You
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You

• LM — Letters mailed
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• BOT — Be on that
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• UL — You Will
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• RUS — Russian Federation
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BCO — Big crush on
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• IBT — In Between Technology
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• BN — Bad news
• PWNED — Owned
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• NN2R — No need to reply
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• YS — You Suck
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• YR — Your
• OO — On Order
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• RLR — Earlier
• IAC — In Any Case
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• YA — Yet Another
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source

• -6% — Not very clever
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• TEL — Telephone
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• BC — Because
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• D/L — Download
• AOC — Available on cell
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• MNGR — manager
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• OU — I owe you
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• 10 — Ten
• PL8 — Plate
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• QL — Quit Laughing
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• 0 — Zero
• DF — Dear Friend
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• DYFI — Did you find it
• |-O — Snoring
• TOH — The other half
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• WKD — Weekend
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• YGM — You Got Mail
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• CP — Sleepy

• WOA — Work of Art
• :-' — Sceptical
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• OLL — Online Love
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• 3 — Three
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• 1 — One
• LY — Love You
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• NW — No Way
• BR — Bathroom
• FSCK — File System Check
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• BC — Be Cool
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• MMB — Message Me Back
• CUL — Call you later
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• JW — Just wondering
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• BS — Bull Shit
• PL — Playlist
• 6 — Six
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• L8RS — Laters
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• MGB — May God Bless
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• POOF — Good-bye
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• YW — You are welcome
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass

• LNDN — London
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• B/F — Boyfriend
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• EM — E-Mail
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• DU — Don't understand
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• CIAO — Good-bye
• N1 — Nice One
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• :-D — Laugher
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• SLY — Still Love You
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• T — Think Positive
• :-* — Bitter
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• IIR — If I Remember
• :-D — Grinning
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• ATB — All The Best
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• FF — Friends Forever

• TITF — That is too funny
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• TUI — Turning You in
• BB — Blessed Be
• AB — Ah Bless!
• DA — father
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• CYL — See You Later
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BD — Birthday
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• BSTD — Busted
• 2 — Two
• NL — not likely
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• FF — Freeze frame
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• IAE — In Any Event
• BWO — Black White or Other
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• ME2 — Me Too
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• BIF — Before I Forget
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• JAM — Just A Minute
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• IYQ — I like you

• NTK — Nice to Know
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• TM — Tickle Me
• WRK — Work
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• KL — Cool
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• NMH — Not Much Here
• WFM — Works For Me
• NCG — New College Graduate
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• DK — Don't known
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• 5 — Five
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• N2M — Not to Mention
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• DA — there
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• BHL8 — Be home late
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• :-( ) — Shocked
• BB — Bathroom break
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• PG — Pretty Good
• DNR — Dinner
• JAD — Just Another Day
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• BG — Big Grin
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• AFN — All For Now
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else

• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• BW — Be well
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• IAT — I Am Tired
• 1CE — Once
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• DYLM — do you like me
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• MTG — Meeting
• :'-( — Crying
• IMI — I Mean It
• : - )… — Drooling
• STPD — stupid
• -:-) — Punk
• B-) — Sunglasses
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• WBP — Write Back Please
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• OOC — Out of Character
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• SC — Stay Cool
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• ITM — In the Money
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• 8 — Eight
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• :=) — Two noses
• NF — Nucking Futs
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• N2M — Not Too Much

• WAN2 — Want To
• IIR — If I Recall
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• SPKR — Speaker
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• REHI — Hello Again
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• NUTN — Nothing
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• WF — Way Fun
• KIR — Keep It Real
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• :-~) — Having a cold
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• CT — City
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• TPC — The Phone Company
• W/B — Welcome Back
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• CUB — Call You Back
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• ATW — At The Weekend
• B/F — Brain fart
• DD — Due Diligence

• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• 7 — Seven
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• BH@ — Be home at
• WE — whatever
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• F — Friends
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• :-( — Sad
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• URAS — You Are a Star
• URWS — You Are Wise
• /(00)/ — Spider
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• YR — Why Are
• TFN — Till further notice
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• CU@ — See You At
• CMON — Come-On
• NC — Nice Call
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• SME1 — Someone
• TOS — The Other Service
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• :-X — Small Kiss
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• :-X — Not saying a word
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• U/L — Upload
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• S4L — Spam For Life
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• IMBL — It must be love
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• TG — Thank goodness

• PRT — Party
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• DON — Doing
• KFY — Kiss For You
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• PZA — Pizza
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• DUR — Do You Remember
• O&O — Over & Out
• ATW — Around The Web
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• YM — Your Mom
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• STATS — Your sex and age
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• :-< — Cheated
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• CYR — Call Your
• YR — Your Room
• DUST — Did You See That?
• ISS — I Said So
• @}---,--- — A rose
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• HF — Hello Friend

• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• RE — regards
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• CM — Call Menu
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• 86 — Over
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• TP — Team Player
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• NE — Anyway
• :)S — Smiles
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• RESQ — Rescue
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• URT1 — Your are the one
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• CRZ — Crazy
• IUM — If You Must
• TNT — Till Next Time
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• SB — Smiling back
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• TWT — Twat!
• MO — Momentum on
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• CM — Call Memory
• L33T — Elite
• >: -| — Cross

• APP — Appreciate
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• ISO — Is seeking other
• -O — Surprised
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• TWDS — Towards
• :-V — Talking
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• M/F — male or female
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• -) — Smile
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• WE — WeekEnd
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• KC — Keep Cool
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• KOS — Kill on Site
• OK — All Correct
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• SHOPN — Shopping
• PIR — Parent In Room
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• :-| — Determined
• S — Smiling
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• HOT4U — hot for you
• TXT BAC — text back
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• 8:-) — Glasses on head

• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• :-{} — Lip stick
• REHI — Re-hi
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• TA — Thanks Again
• JP — Just playing 
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• -( — Frown
• :-{) — With a moustache
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• NETHNG — Anything
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• [:] — A Robot
• SP — Spelling
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• PLZRD — Please read
• :-# — Razes
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• PCME — Please Call Me
• SH — Same Here
• HH — Hold Hands
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• CP — Cross post
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• <|-) — Chinese
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• :-<> — Surprised
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• OT — Other Topic
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• P911 — Parent Alert
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• T — Thanks
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• U4E — Yours For Ever

• AMAZN — Amazing
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• N00B — Noobie
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• MD@U — Mad at you
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• WT — What?
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• |-I — Sleeping
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• {:-) — Toupee
• THN — Thanks
• NC — Not cool
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• PU — That stinks!
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• ><:> — A Turkey
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• RU? — Are you?
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• PL& — Planned
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger

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