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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• %-} — Intoxicated
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• TBH — To Be Honest
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• N/A — Not Applicable
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• BTWN — Between
• USA — United States of America
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• W/ — With
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• OTP — On the Phone
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• PPL — People
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• L8R — Later
• OIC — Oh I See
• ABT — About
• HUD — How You Doing
• RP — Role Play
• TB — Text Back
• O :-) — An angel
• L8ER — Later
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• KEWL — Cool
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• 7K — Sick
• SK8 — Skate
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• ATM — At The Moment
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• O4U — Only for You
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• JK — Just kidding

• PLS — Please
• J4F — Just for Fun
• BJ — Blow Job
• DM — Do me
• VFM — Value For Money
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• OOF — Out of Facility
• X! — Typical Woman
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• MSG — Message
• W@ — What
• IMO — In My Opinion
• X — Kiss
• W8N — Waiting
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• W8ING — WaitING
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• TBA — To Be Advised
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• NP — No Problem
• 10Q — Thank You
• LIL — Little
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• LMK — Let Me Know
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• BTW — By The Way
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• ALWZ — Always
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• Y! — Typical Man
• THX — Thanks
• K — Okay
• XLNT — Excellent
• TOM — Tomorrow
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• PM — Private Message
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• IDC — I Don't Care
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• FISH — First In Still Here
• ISO — In Search Of
• T2GO — Time to Go
• 2D4 — To Die For

• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• SUP — What's Up?
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• BCOZ — Because
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• TC — Take Care
• W84M — Wait for me
• LV — love
• M$ — Microsoft
• F? — Friends
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• XI10 — Exciting
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• UI! — You Idiot
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• LOLWUT — What?
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• RN — Right Now
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• BMW — Be My Wife
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• GRRRR — Growling
• C|B-) — Ali G
• KOK — Knock
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• TMB — Text Me Back
• J/P — Just Playing
• WTG — Way To Go
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• HUGZ — Hugs
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• R — Are
• POV — Point Of View
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• WTH — What The Heck?
• ISP — Internet Service Provider

• BBL — Be Back Later
• TXS — Thanks
• STR8 — Straight
• TTM — Talk To Me
• 4E — Forever
• AA — Adios Amigo
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• CU — See You
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• RX — Regards
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• COZ — Because
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• AKA — Also Know As
• BFN — Bye for Now
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• BOT — Back on Topic
• 121 — One-To-One
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• M8 — Mate
• FWD — Forward
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• NUFF — Enough Said
• B4 — Before
• FYI — For Your Information
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• BR — Best regards
• IRL — In Real Life
• BRB — Be right back
• K — Kiss
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• WKND — Weekend
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• U2 — You Too
• W8 — Wait
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• IR8 — irate
• TX — Thanks
• TYT — Take Your Time
• KM — Kiss Me
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• SRY — Sorry
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow

• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• EOM — End Of Message
• GRMBL — Grumble
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• 1337 — Elite
• OP — Original Poster
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• Y — Why?
• WB — Welcome Back
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• MOB — Mobile
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• TTLY — Totally
• AP — Apple Pie
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• ADDY — Address
• RFC — Request For Comment
• UR — Your
• BRT — Be Right There
• OT — Overtime
• AML — All My Love
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• BF — Boyfriend
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• QT — Cutie
• NT — No Text
• NT — Nice Try
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• TY — Thank You
• OZ — Australia
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• VM — Voice Mail
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• OMW — On My Way
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• TBD — To Be Determined
• TQ — Thank You
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• MC — Merry Christmas
• DD — Dear Daughter
• COD — Call of Duty
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess

• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• OOO — Out Of Office
• AA — As above
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• PW — Password
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• BC — Because
• CB — Chat Brat
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• SOZ — Sorry
• BBS — Be back soon
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• VC — Venture Capital
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• MM — Merry Meet
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• YGG — You Go Girl
• JIT — Just in time
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• H8 — Hate
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• TAY — Thinking about you
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• JT — Just Teasing
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• 4U — For You
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• ADR — Address
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• RLY — Really
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• CTR — Center
• W2G — Way To Go
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• L8 — Late
• 1457 — Last
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• SRSLY — Seriously
• NC — No Comment
• SPK — Speak
• BD — Big Deal

• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• PS — Post Scriptum
• ADD — Address
• UW — You're Welcome
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• JC — Just Checking
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• IOW — In Other Words
• B4N — Bye for Now
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• YCT — Your Comment To
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• WU — What's Up?
• DS — Dear Son
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• CC — Carbon Copy
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• UL — Upload
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• DH — Dear Husband
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• CYA — See You
• BOT — Be on that
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• NBD — No Big Deal
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• OT — Off Topic
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• ILU — I Love You
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• TNX — Thanks
• LOL — laughting out loud
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• PLZ — Please
• NG — No Good

• BFFN — Best friend for now
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• RM — Room
• FH — Future Husband
• GTH — Go To Hell
• C — See
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• CID — Consider It Done
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• D8 — date
• NLT — No Later Than
• CUL8R — See You Later
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• OTW — On the Way
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• NRG — Energy
• W — With
• HW — Homework
• RW — Real World
• CMB — Call Me Back
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• SMS — Short Message Service
• TM — Trademark
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• LU — Love You
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• RU — Are You?
• AFC — Away from Computer
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• EM — Excuse Me
• SYL — See You Later
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• 2NITE — Tonight
• SU — Shut Up
• AISI — As I See It
• 4EVER — Forever
• TBC — To Be Continued
• NM — Never Mind
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• GL — Good Luck
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• MU — Miss You

• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• B/C — Because
• FO — Fuck Off
• WC — Who Cares?
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• GR8 — Great
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• G — Grin
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• CUS — See You Soon
• BTA — But Then Again
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• NFC — No fucking clue
• FB — Facebook
• KBD — Keyboard
• BC — Be Cool
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BO — Back Off
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• NE1 — Anyone
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• DP — Dear Partner
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• GFN — Gone for Now
• IDL — Ideal
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• SYS — See You Soon
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• NA — Not Applicable
• OTT — Over The Top
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• Z — Zero
• JJ — Just Joking
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• TBF — To Be Fair

• M02 — My two cents
• OS — Operating System
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• BT — Byte This
• RE — Hello Again
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• CUL — See You Later
• WTF — what the fuck
• IC — I See
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• EG — Evil Grin
• BAU — Business As Usual
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• 4 — Four
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• LYL — Love You Lots
• FE — Fatal Error
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• :^) — Broken nose
• OO — Over and Out
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• DL — Download
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• W/E — Whatever
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• 411 — Info
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• RGDS — Regards
• EOL — End Of Line
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here

• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• 2L8 — Too Late
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• BION — Believe It or Not
• WFM — Works For Me
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• S2R — Send to Receive
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• TTL — Time To Live
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• LYK — Let You Know
• R8 — Rate
• UY — Up Yours
• PO — Piss Off
• 2 — To
• SYSOP — System Operator
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• 4EVA — Forever
• OM — Old Man
• BW — Best Wishes
• AISB — As I Said Before
• 4N — Foreign
• NE — Any
• ETA — Edited To Add
• MTF — More to Follow
• JC — Just Curious
• M — Male
• 2U2 — To You Too
• SF — Science Fiction
• WG — Wicked Grin
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• EZ — Easy
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• BRH — Be Right Here
• WUD — What You Doing
• MTH — Month
• CM — Call Me
• PTB — Powers That Be
• @WRK — At Work
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• N/A — Not Available
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• DW — Don't Worry

• CMF — Count My Fingers
• IDK — I don’t know
• DLO — Down low
• JAS — Just A Second
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• 0 — Zero
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• OML — Oh My Lord
• 4 — For
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• TTS — Text To Speech
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• SFW — Safe for Work
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• AWOL — Absent while online
• LUM — Love You Man
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• SH — Shit Happens
• AYK — As You Know
• OL — Old Lady
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• MIN — Minute
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• WW — Wrong Window
• HD — Hold
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• LD — Long Distance
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• AWA — As Well As
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• B — Be
• BKA — Better Known As
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• WB — Write Back
• AB — Ass Backwards
• NM — Not Much
• W4U — Waiting for You

• BK — Back
• LM — Letters mailed
• PD — Public Domain
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• EOR — End of Rant
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• RUS — Russian Federation
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• YHM — You Have Mail
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• COC — Code of Conduct
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• F2T — Free to Talk
• PCM — Please Call Me
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• BH — Better Half
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• MMA — Meet me at
• 2DAY — Today
• LTR — Letter
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• CUZ — Because
• : @ — Shouting
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• AAR — At Any Rate
• BS — Bull Shit
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• TM — Trust Me
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• G2G — Got To Go
• WO — Without
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System

• OTW — Off To Work
• WWY — Where Were You?
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• YR — Your
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• CUNS — See You In School
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• DW — Dear Wife
• NMP — Not My Problem
• RDNK — Redneck
• BITD — Back in the Day
• NOOB — New person
• 6 — Six
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• CTO — Check This Out
• G9 — Genius
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• TMA — Take My Advice
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• CP — Sleepy
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• PLD — Played
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• 86 — Out of
• TAH — Take A Hike
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• MM — Market Maker
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• L2M — Listening to Music
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• DYK — Did You Know?
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• GAL — Get A Life
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• SOS — Same Old Stuff

• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• R — Rare
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• 2 — Too Add
• :-7 — Smirk
• DA — The
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• AB — Ah Bless!
• JC — Just Chilling
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• WTH — What The Hell?
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• B4U — Before You
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• BM — Bite Me
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• ATT — All The Time
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• IS — I'm Sorry
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• TEL — Telephone
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• NAP — Not A Problem
• :-9 — Salivating
• AAF — As A Friend

• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• :( — Sad, without nose
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• YT — You There?
• NWO — No Way Out
• BME — Based on My Experience
• RE — regards
• DA — father
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• J/K — Just Kidding
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• CUL — Call you later
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• THNQ — Thank You
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• UR — You Are
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• 9 — Nine
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• FF — Friends Forever
• WD — Well Done
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• BS — Big Smile
• JIC — Just In Case
• AIH — As It Happens
• YNK — You Never Know
• IYSS — If You Say So
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• MP — Merry Part
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• WP — Wrong Person
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• LY — Love You
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• AH — At home
• HB — Hurry Back

• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• MMB — Message Me Back
• WW — Wrong Way
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• OAO — Over and Out
• BOL — Be On Later
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• TM — Tickle Me
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• CRZ — Crazy
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• ITYS — I Told You So
• OPM — Other People's Money
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• DH — Dear Hubby
• NA — No Access
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• BG — Big Grin
• OOI — Out of Interest
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• WOA — Work of Art
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• 7 — Seven
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• NW — No Way
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• URW — You Are Welcome
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• BCO — Big crush on
• POOF — Good-bye
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever

• SK8R — Skater
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BO — Buzz Off
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• THANQ — Thank You
• AI — As If
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• EL — Evil Laugh
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• YKW — You Know What
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• PL8 — Plate
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• D/L — Download
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• DF — Dear Friend
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• GA — Go Ahead
• PWNED — Owned
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• NO1 — No-One
• RD — Research and Development
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• IYQ — I like you
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• BAC — Back At Computer
• ATST — At the Same Time
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• GGN — Gotta Go Now

• DU — Don't understand
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• IAC — In Any Case
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• CM — Call Menu
• ADN — Any Day Now
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• U — You
• WT — Without Thinking
• WAI — What an Idiot
• SB — Should Be
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• IAYL — In A While
• AOC — Available on cell
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• BR — Bathroom
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• NUTN — Nothing
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• CUL — Catch You Later
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• MINS — Minutes
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• RLR — Earlier
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad

• BEOS — Nudge
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• GG — Good Games
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• JOO — you
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• TITF — That is too funny
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• JW — Just wondering
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• N1 — Nice One
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• SUM1 — Someone
• DNR — Dinner
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• IUSS — If You Say So
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• DYFI — Did you find it
• NAL — Nationality
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• DA — there
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• BIF — Before I Forget
• MGB — May God Bless
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• IBT — In Between Technology
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• WOG — Wise Old Guy

• SME1 — Some One
• CY — Calm Yourself
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• :-O — Appalled
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• BWO — Black White or Other
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• ABT2 — About To
• PTB — Please Text Back
• BB — Bright blessings
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• YRG — You Are Good!
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• ATW — All the Web
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• BN — Bad news
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• 8 — Eight
• ATB — All The Best
• TOH — The other half
• MNGR — manager
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• :-X — Small Kiss
• BL — Buddy List
• OU — I owe you
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• L8RS — Laters
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• YS — You Suck
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• FSCK — File System Check
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• :-(0) — Shouting
• KIR — Keep It Real
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• NN2R — No need to reply
• BYKT — But You Knew That

• 10 — Ten
• TUL — Tell You Later
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• TPC — The Phone Company
• UL — You Will
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• JAM — Just A Minute
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• 1 — One
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• YA — Yet Another
• NMH — Not Much Here
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• OLL — Online Love
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• NCG — New College Graduate
• FF — Freeze frame
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• DK — Don't known
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• PL — Playlist
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• :'-( — Crying
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• CME — Call Me
• SC — Stay Cool
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• ME2 — Me Too

• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• KL — Cool
• PG — Pretty Good
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• TC — That's Cool
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• QL — Quit Laughing
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• ITM — In the Money
• 3 — Three
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• EM — E-Mail
• TWT — Twat!
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• OOC — Out of Character
• CIAO — Good-bye
• WF — Way Fun
• YGM — You Got Mail
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• LNDN — London
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• WKD — Weekend
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• IAE — In Any Event
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• REHI — Hello Again
• BW — Be well
• -:-) — Punk
• B — Beam
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• TW — Team Work
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• STATS — Your sex and age

• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• OO — On Order
• SLY — Still Love You
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• NTK — Nice to Know
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• B/F — Boyfriend
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• CYL — See You Later
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• SPKR — Speaker
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• SME1 — Someone
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• :-( ) — Shocked
• CUB — Call You Back
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• BD — Birthday
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man

• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• CT — City
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• T — Think Positive
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• SH — Same Here
• -6% — Not very clever
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• BH@ — Be home at
• 1CE — Once
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• BSTD — Busted
• JAD — Just Another Day
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• :-D — Grinning
• BB — Blessed Be
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• :-D — Laugher
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• MTG — Meeting
• CP — Cross post
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• :-* — Bitter
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• YW — You are welcome
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• KFY — Kiss For You
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• 5 — Five
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again

• ABRS — Abbreviations
• WRK — Work
• N2M — Not to Mention
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• WAN2 — Want To
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• : - )… — Drooling
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• B-) — Sunglasses
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• MO — Momentum on
• NL — not likely
• :=) — Two noses
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• TUI — Turning You in
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• CMON — Come-On
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• DUR — Do You Remember
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• NF — Nucking Futs
• IMI — I Mean It
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• N2M — Not Too Much
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex

• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• |-O — Snoring
• /(00)/ — Spider
• STPD — stupid
• BB — Bathroom break
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• :-( — Sad
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• DD — Due Diligence
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• IAT — I Am Tired
• IIR — If I Recall
• DYLM — do you like me
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• 2 — Two
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• <|-) — Chinese
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• BHL8 — Be home late
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• :-' — Sceptical
• :-~) — Having a cold
• IMBL — It must be love
• WE — whatever
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• U/L — Upload
• AFN — All For Now
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• PRT — Party
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious

• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• JP — Just playing 
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• TOS — The Other Service
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• NE — Anyway
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• TA — Thanks Again
• TG — Thank goodness
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• TP — Team Player
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• HF — Hello Friend
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• WBP — Write Back Please
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• CM — Call Memory
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• IIR — If I Remember
• OK — All Correct
• TFN — Till further notice
• ATW — At The Weekend
• F — Friends
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• S4L — Spam For Life
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• OT — Other Topic
• L33T — Elite
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• PZA — Pizza
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• ISS — I Said So
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• IUM — If You Must
• 86 — Over

• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• URAS — You Are a Star
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• YR — Your Room
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• ISO — Is seeking other
• URWS — You Are Wise
• :-X — Not saying a word
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• CU@ — See You At
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• YR — Why Are
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• DUST — Did You See That?
• HOT4U — hot for you
• W/B — Welcome Back
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• TNT — Till Next Time
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• S — Smiling
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• TWDS — Towards
• YM — Your Mom
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• HH — Hold Hands
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• O&O — Over & Out
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud

• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• M/F — male or female
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• @}---,--- — A rose
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• :)S — Smiles
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• :-V — Talking
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• DON — Doing
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• N00B — Noobie
• RESQ — Rescue
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• WE — WeekEnd
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• SB — Smiling back
• :-< — Cheated
• KC — Keep Cool
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• URT1 — Your are the one
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• B/F — Brain fart
• CYR — Call Your
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• KOS — Kill on Site
• -( — Frown
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• NC — Nice Call
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• PIR — Parent In Room
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• NETHNG — Anything
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• :-| — Determined

• TWIS — That's What I Said
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• APP — Appreciate
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• :-{} — Lip stick
• -O — Surprised
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• |-I — Sleeping
• :-{) — With a moustache
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• PU — That stinks!
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• [:] — A Robot
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• MD@U — Mad at you
• SP — Spelling
• PLZRD — Please read
• TXT BAC — text back
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• SHOPN — Shopping
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• :-# — Razes
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• ATW — Around The Web
• WT — What?
• RU? — Are you?
• AMAZN — Amazing
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• -) — Smile
• PCME — Please Call Me
• REHI — Re-hi

• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• THN — Thanks
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• >: -| — Cross
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• P911 — Parent Alert
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• :-<> — Surprised
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• T — Thanks
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• NC — Not cool
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• {:-) — Toupee
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• PL& — Planned
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• ><:> — A Turkey

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