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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• %-} — Intoxicated
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• OTP — On the Phone
• R — Are
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• O :-) — An angel
• N/A — Not Applicable
• PPL — People
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• TBH — To Be Honest
• BTWN — Between
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• 0 — Zero
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 7 — Seven
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• W/ — With
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• TB — Text Back
• GRMBL — Grumble
• USA — United States of America
• BCOZ — Because
• OIC — Oh I See
• JK — Just kidding
• ALWZ — Always
• 7K — Sick
• DM — Do me
• TXS — Thanks
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• HUD — How You Doing
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• KEWL — Cool
• RP — Role Play
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• HUGZ — Hugs
• ABT — About
• 10Q — Thank You
• L8R — Later

• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• PLS — Please
• LV — love
• ATM — At The Moment
• BJ — Blow Job
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• TOM — Tomorrow
• THX — Thanks
• K — Okay
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• SUP — What's Up?
• Y! — Typical Man
• J4F — Just for Fun
• IDC — I Don't Care
• L8ER — Later
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• LOLWUT — What?
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• PM — Private Message
• W8N — Waiting
• O4U — Only for You
• MSG — Message
• LMK — Let Me Know
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• X! — Typical Woman
• TBA — To Be Advised
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• BBL — Be Back Later
• NP — No Problem
• BTW — By The Way
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• X — Kiss
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• SK8 — Skate
• W@ — What
• CU — See You
• 4 — Four
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• OOO — Out Of Office
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• POV — Point Of View
• TC — Take Care
• M$ — Microsoft
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• RN — Right Now

• ISO — In Search Of
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• W8ING — WaitING
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• F? — Friends
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• GRRRR — Growling
• 1337 — Elite
• OOF — Out of Facility
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• 121 — One-To-One
• LIL — Little
• XLNT — Excellent
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• T2GO — Time to Go
• IMO — In My Opinion
• AKA — Also Know As
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• U2 — You Too
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• BR — Best regards
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• VFM — Value For Money
• FWD — Forward
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• FISH — First In Still Here
• STR8 — Straight
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• PW — Password
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• UR — Your
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• BMW — Be My Wife
• W84M — Wait for me
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in

• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• WTH — What The Heck?
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• BC — Because
• XI10 — Exciting
• C|B-) — Ali G
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• 2D4 — To Die For
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• COZ — Because
• TYT — Take Your Time
• J/P — Just Playing
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• M8 — Mate
• WKND — Weekend
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• OP — Original Poster
• BRB — Be right back
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• TX — Thanks
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• AA — Adios Amigo
• 4E — Forever
• WTG — Way To Go
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• WB — Welcome Back
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• TMB — Text Me Back
• K — Kiss
• MC — Merry Christmas
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• BOT — Back on Topic
• B4 — Before
• ADDY — Address
• KOK — Knock

• 1457 — Last
• BF — Boyfriend
• Y — Why?
• STATS — Your sex and age
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• FYI — For Your Information
• 8 — Eight
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• TTM — Talk To Me
• IRL — In Real Life
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• TY — Thank You
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• NT — No Text
• MOB — Mobile
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• BBS — Be back soon
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• EOM — End Of Message
• TBD — To Be Determined
• OT — Overtime
• BFN — Bye for Now
• NC — No Comment
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• UW — You're Welcome
• DD — Dear Daughter
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• NUFF — Enough Said
• SRY — Sorry
• IR8 — irate
• W8 — Wait
• UI! — You Idiot
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• AA — As above
• TNX — Thanks

• RX — Regards
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• TAY — Thinking about you
• CB — Chat Brat
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• AML — All My Love
• TBC — To Be Continued
• COD — Call of Duty
• OMW — On My Way
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• TQ — Thank You
• D8 — date
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• BD — Big Deal
• ETA — Edited To Add
• AP — Apple Pie
• JIT — Just in time
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• OT — Off Topic
• SOZ — Sorry
• FO — Fuck Off
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• NT — Nice Try
• 4U — For You
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• RFC — Request For Comment
• MM — Merry Meet
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• TTLY — Totally
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• BRT — Be Right There
• CC — Carbon Copy
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BC — Be Cool
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• OZ — Australia
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• 6 — Six
• CTR — Center
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.

• ADD — Address
• L8 — Late
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• RM — Room
• DS — Dear Son
• KM — Kiss Me
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• NG — No Good
• LOL — laughting out loud
• VC — Venture Capital
• DH — Dear Husband
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• JC — Just Checking
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• JT — Just Teasing
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• J/K — Just Kidding
• 4EVER — Forever
• NRG — Energy
• H8 — Hate
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• @WRK — At Work
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• FB — Facebook
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• IOW — In Other Words
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• :)S — Smiles
• PLZ — Please
• VM — Voice Mail
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• CYA — See You
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• ADR — Address
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• CID — Consider It Done

• B4N — Bye for Now
• BT — Byte This
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• HW — Homework
• OO — Over and Out
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• NBD — No Big Deal
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• CUL8R — See You Later
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• WFM — Works For Me
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• DA — The
• AISI — As I See It
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• SRSLY — Seriously
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• 2NITE — Tonight
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• BOT — Be on that
• IDL — Ideal
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• 4N — Foreign
• BS — Bull Shit
• CUS — See You Soon
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• IDK — I don’t know
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• AB — Ass Backwards
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• WU — What's Up?
• AFC — Away from Computer
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• GR8 — Great
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• 4EVA — Forever
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• C — See
• QT — Cutie
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• YGG — You Go Girl

• 9 — Nine
• IC — I See
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• WTF — what the fuck
• PS — Post Scriptum
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• SYL — See You Later
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• ILU — I Love You
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• GL — Good Luck
• EM — Excuse Me
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• NA — Not Applicable
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• EOR — End of Rant
• RW — Real World
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• B/C — Because
• NM — Never Mind
• G — Grin
• DL — Download
• TM — Trademark
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• 2U2 — To You Too
• BO — Back Off
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• 2DAY — Today
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• :^) — Broken nose
• NLT — No Later Than
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• KBD — Keyboard
• MTF — More to Follow
• OTT — Over The Top
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?

• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• 411 — Info
• W — With
• SPK — Speak
• CMB — Call Me Back
• UL — Upload
• WC — Who Cares?
• RLY — Really
• GTH — Go To Hell
• LYK — Let You Know
• 2L8 — Too Late
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• DW — Dear Wife
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• CUL — See You Later
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• GAL — Get A Life
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• CUZ — Because
• JJ — Just Joking
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• TM — Trust Me
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• OM — Old Man
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• W/E — Whatever
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• 2 — To
• Z — Zero
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• EG — Evil Grin
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• YR — Your
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• FH — Future Husband
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• MMB — Message Me Back

• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• OTW — On the Way
• DW — Don't Worry
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• BW — Best Wishes
• SH — Shit Happens
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• BTA — But Then Again
• 5 — Five
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• OTW — Off To Work
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• SYS — See You Soon
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• TTL — Time To Live
• JC — Just Curious
• BAU — Business As Usual
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• JC — Just Chilling
• CM — Call Me
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• AB — Ah Bless!
• AWA — As Well As
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• BION — Believe It or Not
• B — Be
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• MIN — Minute
• M — Male
• 4 — For
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• NE1 — Anyone
• G9 — Genius
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• AH — At home
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• BH — Better Half
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion

• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• CP — Sleepy
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• DP — Dear Partner
• GFN — Gone for Now
• EOL — End Of Line
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• FE — Fatal Error
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• W2G — Way To Go
• BG — Big Grin
• MTH — Month
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• LU — Love You
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• NE — Any
• LYL — Love You Lots
• BM — Bite Me
• BR — Bathroom
• PTB — Powers That Be
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• IS — I'm Sorry
• LD — Long Distance
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• N/A — Not Available
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• AYK — As You Know
• OL — Old Lady
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• CT — City
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• LM — Letters mailed
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• BOL — Be On Later
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• JAS — Just A Second
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few

• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• WG — Wicked Grin
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• EZ — Easy
• RU — Are You?
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• WB — Write Back
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BRH — Be Right Here
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• SYSOP — System Operator
• SF — Science Fiction
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• F2T — Free to Talk
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• ME2 — Me Too
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• YCT — Your Comment To
• FF — Friends Forever
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• CM — Call Menu
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• MU — Miss You
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• TTS — Text To Speech
• LY — Love You
• G2G — Got To Go
• HD — Hold
• :-X — Small Kiss
• AISB — As I Said Before
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• :-( ) — Shocked
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit

• BNF — Big Name Fan
• OS — Operating System
• DA — father
• BKA — Better Known As
• PD — Public Domain
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• RUS — Russian Federation
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• AWOL — Absent while online
• MMA — Meet me at
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• EM — E-Mail
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• DYK — Did You Know?
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• DF — Dear Friend
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• SMS — Short Message Service
• AAR — At Any Rate
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• : @ — Shouting
• BO — Buzz Off
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• 86 — Out of
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• YHM — You Have Mail
• S2R — Send to Receive
• NM — Not Much
• LTR — Letter
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• WO — Without
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• RE — Hello Again
• WTH — What The Hell?
• 2 — Too Add

• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• NFC — No fucking clue
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• AAF — As A Friend
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• TBF — To Be Fair
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• CUNS — See You In School
• :( — Sad, without nose
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• CTO — Check This Out
• THNQ — Thank You
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• MM — Market Maker
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• RGDS — Regards
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• OML — Oh My Lord
• B4U — Before You
• HB — Hurry Back
• NAP — Not A Problem
• IYQ — I like you
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• ATST — At the Same Time
• JOO — you
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• SFW — Safe for Work
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• BK — Back
• BS — Big Smile
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• SU — Shut Up
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• :-7 — Smirk
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• IYSS — If You Say So
• KHYF — Know How You Feel

• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• JIC — Just In Case
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• 1CE — Once
• WUD — What You Doing
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• TEL — Telephone
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• PO — Piss Off
• RE — regards
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• :-9 — Salivating
• DH — Dear Hubby
• BCO — Big crush on
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• OOI — Out of Interest
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• BAC — Back At Computer
• IAYL — In A While
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• ADN — Any Day Now
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• AOC — Available on cell
• DNR — Dinner
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• AIH — As It Happens
• CYL — See You Later
• WT — Without Thinking
• DA — there
• N1 — Nice One
• BITD — Back in the Day
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• DLO — Down low
• MORF — Male Or Female ?

• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• WD — Well Done
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• D/L — Download
• LNDN — London
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• JW — Just wondering
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• YT — You There?
• OPM — Other People's Money
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• WOA — Work of Art
• UY — Up Yours
• BME — Based on My Experience
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• M02 — My two cents
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• NWO — No Way Out
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• CUL — Catch You Later
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• OOC — Out of Character
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet

• AI — As If
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• GG — Good Games
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• IAC — In Any Case
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• DU — Don't understand
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• COC — Code of Conduct
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• B-) — Sunglasses
• UR — You Are
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• BN — Bad news
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• BIF — Before I Forget
• WP — Wrong Person
• IUSS — If You Say So
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• EL — Evil Laugh
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• R8 — Rate
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• 10 — Ten
• NOOB — New person
• BB — Bathroom break

• GA — Go Ahead
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• YKW — You Know What
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• NA — No Access
• OAO — Over and Out
• NMP — Not My Problem
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• POOF — Good-bye
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• WF — Way Fun
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• NW — No Way
• 3 — Three
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• W4U — Waiting for You
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• FSCK — File System Check
• CY — Calm Yourself
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• PG — Pretty Good
• R — Rare
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• PWNED — Owned
• ATB — All The Best
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• 1 — One

• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• JAM — Just A Minute
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• NMH — Not Much Here
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• MO — Momentum on
• U — You
• NCG — New College Graduate
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• YNK — You Never Know
• CIAO — Good-bye
• ITM — In the Money
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• ATW — All the Web
• IBT — In Between Technology
• /(00)/ — Spider
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• L8RS — Laters
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• LUM — Love You Man
• DYFI — Did you find it
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• THANQ — Thank You
• BWO — Black White or Other
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• :-O — Appalled
• CRZ — Crazy
• PCM — Please Call Me
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• DK — Don't known
• :-(0) — Shouting
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• BW — Be well
• -:-) — Punk
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.

• L2M — Listening to Music
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• : - )… — Drooling
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• CUL — Call you later
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• MGB — May God Bless
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• :'-( — Crying
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• TMA — Take My Advice
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• :-* — Bitter
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• :-( — Sad
• CMON — Come-On
• WW — Wrong Window
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• B/F — Boyfriend
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• BEOS — Nudge
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• TAH — Take A Hike
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• PLD — Played
• NTK — Nice to Know
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• KIR — Keep It Real
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• KFY — Kiss For You
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• SUM1 — Someone
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• ATT — All The Time
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• ABT2 — About To

• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• :-D — Grinning
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• IAE — In Any Event
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• SH — Same Here
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• IMI — I Mean It
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• CP — Cross post
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• WWY — Where Were You?
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• YGM — You Got Mail
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• BD — Birthday
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• JAD — Just Another Day
• PL — Playlist
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• @}---,--- — A rose
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause

• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• TA — Thanks Again
• :-D — Laugher
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• :-~) — Having a cold
• WE — whatever
• URW — You Are Welcome
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• KC — Keep Cool
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• :=) — Two noses
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• SK8R — Skater
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• SPKR — Speaker
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• CM — Call Memory
• JP — Just playing 
• :-X — Not saying a word
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• DYLM — do you like me
• N2M — Not Too Much

• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• TPC — The Phone Company
• DD — Due Diligence
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• <|-) — Chinese
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• N2M — Not to Mention
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• MP — Merry Part
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• HH — Hold Hands
• RLR — Earlier
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• ISS — I Said So
• IIR — If I Recall
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• WKD — Weekend
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• IMBL — It must be love
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• OO — On Order
• TM — Tickle Me
• RDNK — Redneck
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• CME — Call Me
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart

• ATW — At The Weekend
• RD — Research and Development
• :-< — Cheated
• DUR — Do You Remember
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• IAT — I Am Tired
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• OT — Other Topic
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• HOT4U — hot for you
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• NUTN — Nothing
• :-| — Determined
• CUB — Call You Back
• :-V — Talking
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• L33T — Elite
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• 86 — Over
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• ITYS — I Told You So
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• NO1 — No-One
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• NAL — Nationality
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• BHL8 — Be home late
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• WW — Wrong Way
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• BB — Bright blessings
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• TITF — That is too funny
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• SB — Should Be
• AIP — Agreement in Principle

• FF — Freeze frame
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• WRK — Work
• DUST — Did You See That?
• YS — You Suck
• :-{} — Lip stick
• NE — Anyway
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• :-{) — With a moustache
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• OU — I owe you
• SME1 — Some One
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• PL8 — Plate
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• T — Think Positive
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• MINS — Minutes
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• HF — Hello Friend
• IUM — If You Must
• >: -| — Cross
• PTB — Please Text Back
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• SLY — Still Love You
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• TP — Team Player
• TC — That's Cool
• :-# — Razes

• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• YA — Yet Another
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• SC — Stay Cool
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• BH@ — Be home at
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• NN2R — No need to reply
• TOH — The other half
• KL — Cool
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• NF — Nucking Futs
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• MNGR — manager
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• N00B — Noobie
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• WAI — What an Idiot
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• TWT — Twat!
• :-<> — Surprised
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• YRG — You Are Good!
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• STPD — stupid
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• UL — You Will
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• ZOMG — Zoh My God

• SME1 — Someone
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• OLL — Online Love
• TW — Team Work
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• ><:> — A Turkey
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• PRT — Party
• W/B — Welcome Back
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• ISO — Is seeking other
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• REHI — Hello Again
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• YW — You are welcome
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• BL — Buddy List
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• TUL — Tell You Later
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• WE — WeekEnd
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• QL — Quit Laughing
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• TUI — Turning You in
• AFN — All For Now
• WAN2 — Want To
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• YR — Why Are
• -6% — Not very clever
• YR — Your Room
• MTG — Meeting

• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• OK — All Correct
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• WT — What?
• BB — Blessed Be
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• 2 — Two
• B — Beam
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• NC — Nice Call
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• F — Friends
• PZA — Pizza
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• YM — Your Mom
• NL — not likely
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• BSTD — Busted
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• M/F — male or female
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• CU@ — See You At
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• URAS — You Are a Star
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• TG — Thank goodness
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• TOS — The Other Service
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• TNT — Till Next Time
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question

• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• TWDS — Towards
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• U/L — Upload
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• S — Smiling
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• RESQ — Rescue
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• |-O — Snoring
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• S4L — Spam For Life
• KOS — Kill on Site
• [:] — A Robot
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• URWS — You Are Wise
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• TXT BAC — text back
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• TFN — Till further notice
• O&O — Over & Out
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• NETHNG — Anything
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• SB — Smiling back
• WBP — Write Back Please
• :-' — Sceptical
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• %- ) — Confused or merry

• B/F — Brain fart
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• RU? — Are you?
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• -( — Frown
• PIR — Parent In Room
• PU — That stinks!
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• -) — Smile
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• IIR — If I Remember
• URT1 — Your are the one
• DON — Doing
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• T — Thanks
• |-I — Sleeping
• MD@U — Mad at you
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• CYR — Call Your
• PLZRD — Please read
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• -O — Surprised
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• APP — Appreciate
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• ATW — Around The Web
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit

• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• NC — Not cool
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• PCME — Please Call Me
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• P911 — Parent Alert
• SP — Spelling
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• PL& — Planned
• THN — Thanks
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• REHI — Re-hi
• SHOPN — Shopping
• {:-) — Toupee
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• AMAZN — Amazing
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer

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