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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• 2D4 — To Die For
• USA — United States of America
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• BJ — Blow Job
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• ABT — About
• UI! — You Idiot
• IMO — In My Opinion
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• LIL — Little
• ISO — In Search Of
• OIC — Oh I See
• OOF — Out of Facility
• ATM — At The Moment
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• KEWL — Cool
• X — Kiss
• KOK — Knock
• TC — Take Care
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• 10Q — Thank You
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• L8R — Later
• WTG — Way To Go
• LIFO — Last In, First Out

• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• LMK — Let Me Know
• BFN — Bye for Now
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• L8ER — Later
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• OTP — On the Phone
• PLS — Please
• MSG — Message
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• B4 — Before
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• BTW — By The Way
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• AA — Adios Amigo
• HUD — How You Doing
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• RP — Role Play
• O4U — Only for You
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• IRL — In Real Life
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• W/ — With
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• PPL — People
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• FISH — First In Still Here
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• BMW — Be My Wife
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• HUGZ — Hugs
• 7K — Sick
• VM — Voice Mail
• TXS — Thanks
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• FYI — For Your Information
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• NP — No Problem
• O :-) — An angel
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• PM — Private Message
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• BBL — Be Back Later
• W8 — Wait

• LOLWUT — What?
• IDC — I Don't Care
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• Y — Why?
• COZ — Because
• IR8 — irate
• J4F — Just for Fun
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• RX — Regards
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• B4N — Bye for Now
• SRY — Sorry
• BCOZ — Because
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• AKA — Also Know As
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• EOM — End Of Message
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• BOT — Back on Topic
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• CYA — See You
• TY — Thank You
• R — Are
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• TX — Thanks
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• M8 — Mate
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• UL — Upload
• ADR — Address
• YCT — Your Comment To
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• WU — What's Up?
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• SU — Shut Up
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• DD — Dear Daughter
• ADD — Address
• BF — Boyfriend

• W2F — Way Too Funny
• L8 — Late
• AML — All My Love
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• ADDY — Address
• K — Kiss
• UW — You're Welcome
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• SRSLY — Seriously
• WKND — Weekend
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• ILU — I Love You
• BTWN — Between
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• POV — Point Of View
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• RU — Are You?
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• RFC — Request For Comment
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• THX — Thanks
• TB — Text Back
• GTH — Go To Hell
• IOW — In Other Words
• NFC — No fucking clue
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• TMB — Text Me Back
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• OP — Original Poster
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• 4U — For You
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• AA — As above
• 1457 — Last
• TBC — To Be Continued
• 4E — Forever
• G — Grin

• CTR — Center
• YGG — You Go Girl
• BD — Big Deal
• GFN — Gone for Now
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• AISI — As I See It
• DH — Dear Husband
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• WB — Welcome Back
• SOZ — Sorry
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• NE1 — Anyone
• GL — Good Luck
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• QT — Cutie
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• DS — Dear Son
• RW — Real World
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• HW — Homework
• RE — Hello Again
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• TOM — Tomorrow
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• SUP — What's Up?
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• W8ING — WaitING
• CMB — Call Me Back
• JT — Just Teasing
• OT — Overtime
• ALWZ — Always
• 121 — One-To-One
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• W8N — Waiting
• NRG — Energy
• 2NITE — Tonight
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• W/E — Whatever
• TBF — To Be Fair
• SYL — See You Later
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• NE — Any

• RUOK — Are you okay?
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• TTM — Talk To Me
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• BRB — Be right back
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• BTA — But Then Again
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• PS — Post Scriptum
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• XLNT — Excellent
• CC — Carbon Copy
• TQ — Thank You
• AP — Apple Pie
• MOB — Mobile
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• RLY — Really
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• NM — Never Mind
• NC — No Comment
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• AFC — Away from Computer
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• LOL — laughting out loud
• SMS — Short Message Service
• WTH — What The Heck?
• FE — Fatal Error
• M02 — My two cents
• JJ — Just Joking
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• EG — Evil Grin
• U2 — You Too
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• BBS — Be back soon
• RDNK — Redneck
• W — With
• Y! — Typical Man
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• LU — Love You
• CUL8R — See You Later
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• WC — Who Cares?
• 4EVER — Forever

• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• 1337 — Elite
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• RM — Room
• TTLY — Totally
• S2R — Send to Receive
• NLT — No Later Than
• : @ — Shouting
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• WWY — Where Were You?
• AISB — As I Said Before
• MC — Merry Christmas
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• T2GO — Time to Go
• C — See
• Z — Zero
• SF — Science Fiction
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• NT — Nice Try
• B/C — Because
• M — Male
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• PW — Password
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• GR8 — Great
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• JC — Just Checking
• EZ — Easy
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• @WRK — At Work
• CM — Call Me
• NBD — No Big Deal
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• N/A — Not Applicable
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• OMW — On My Way
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• CID — Consider It Done
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• D8 — date
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• FB — Facebook

• TBA — To Be Advised
• BITD — Back in the Day
• W@ — What
• CUL — See You Later
• GRMBL — Grumble
• 411 — Info
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• OZ — Australia
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• IC — I See
• F? — Friends
• UR — Your
• F2T — Free to Talk
• FO — Fuck Off
• KBD — Keyboard
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• BAU — Business As Usual
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• X! — Typical Woman
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• CB — Chat Brat
• AAR — At Any Rate
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• BRH — Be Right Here
• 2L8 — Too Late
• WG — Wicked Grin
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• NG — No Good
• NT — No Text
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• H8 — Hate
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• OM — Old Man
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• TBD — To Be Determined
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• RN — Right Now
• COC — Code of Conduct
• CUS — See You Soon
• SYS — See You Soon
• JAS — Just A Second

• DW — Don't Worry
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• BION — Believe It or Not
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• JC — Just Curious
• 2 — To
• LYK — Let You Know
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• W84M — Wait for me
• PLZ — Please
• STR8 — Straight
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• RGDS — Regards
• HD — Hold
• C|B-) — Ali G
• WB — Write Back
• CU — See You
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• ATT — All The Time
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• DL — Download
• PLD — Played
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• AYK — As You Know
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• B — Be
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• OTW — On the Way
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• BKA — Better Known As
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• JK — Just kidding
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• 4EVA — Forever
• :-9 — Salivating
• YVW — You're Very Welcome

• TMA — Take My Advice
• YHM — You Have Mail
• N/A — Not Available
• LYL — Love You Lots
• NA — Not Applicable
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• 4 — For
• NMP — Not My Problem
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• OOO — Out Of Office
• PO — Piss Off
• DLO — Down low
• 2DAY — Today
• W4U — Waiting for You
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• TYT — Take Your Time
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• MU — Miss You
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• WTF — what the fuck
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• OTT — Over The Top
• AWA — As Well As
• TM — Trust Me
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• TTS — Text To Speech
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• LD — Long Distance
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• NM — Not Much
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• DM — Do me
• BW — Best Wishes
• COD — Call of Duty
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• SOB — Son of a Bitch

• NAP — Not A Problem
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• LV — love
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• CUZ — Because
• BO — Back Off
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• LTR — Letter
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• TM — Trademark
• FH — Future Husband
• R — Rare
• MM — Merry Meet
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• R8 — Rate
• NUFF — Enough Said
• OT — Off Topic
• WO — Without
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• WW — Wrong Window
• MMA — Meet me at
• FWD — Forward
• CTO — Check This Out
• M$ — Microsoft
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• PD — Public Domain
• DYK — Did You Know?
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• AAF — As A Friend
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• SYSOP — System Operator
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• OS — Operating System

• XI10 — Exciting
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• JC — Just Chilling
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• BRT — Be Right There
• J/P — Just Playing
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• BK — Back
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• 2U2 — To You Too
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• 9 — Nine
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• B4U — Before You
• NA — No Access
• UR — You Are
• PTB — Powers That Be
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• IYSS — If You Say So
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• LUM — Love You Man
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• TNX — Thanks
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• SPK — Speak
• G2G — Got To Go
• ITYS — I Told You So
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• W2G — Way To Go
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• BH — Better Half
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• TLGO — The List Goes On

• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• :^) — Broken nose
• PCM — Please Call Me
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• SB — Should Be
• URW — You Are Welcome
• YNK — You Never Know
• WW — Wrong Way
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• BT — Byte This
• UY — Up Yours
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• JIC — Just In Case
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• NO1 — No-One
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• AIH — As It Happens
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• RD — Research and Development
• :( — Sad, without nose
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• YKW — You Know What
• SFW — Safe for Work
• MINS — Minutes
• 86 — Out of
• EM — Excuse Me
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• SH — Shit Happens
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• JIT — Just in time
• L2M — Listening to Music
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• IS — I'm Sorry
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• OL — Old Lady
• RUS — Are You Serious?

• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• KM — Kiss Me
• IDL — Ideal
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• SME1 — Some One
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• BL — Buddy List
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• BO — Buzz Off
• NOOB — New person
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• EOR — End of Rant
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• GRRRR — Growling
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• ABT2 — About To
• MTF — More to Follow
• MTH — Month
• SUM1 — Someone
• BM — Bite Me
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• AI — As If
• GAL — Get A Life
• IUSS — If You Say So
• DP — Dear Partner
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• BOL — Be On Later
• YRG — You Are Good!
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• SY — Sincerely Yours

• TAY — Thinking about you
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• ATST — At the Same Time
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• WD — Well Done
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• SK8R — Skater
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• :-(0) — Shouting
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• 2 — Too Add
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• THANQ — Thank You
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• NWO — No Way Out
• MM — Market Maker
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• ETA — Edited To Add
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• WTH — What The Hell?
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• PTB — Please Text Back
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• :-7 — Smirk
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• B — Beam
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• MP — Merry Part
• ATW — All the Web
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)

• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• WT — Without Thinking
• OAO — Over and Out
• AB — Ass Backwards
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• HB — Hurry Back
• BME — Based on My Experience
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• TTL — Time To Live
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• BS — Big Smile
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• AWOL — Absent while online
• DH — Dear Hubby
• GG — Good Games
• TC — That's Cool
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• MIN — Minute
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• :-O — Appalled
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• BR — Best regards
• VC — Venture Capital
• 4N — Foreign
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• BAC — Back At Computer
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• IAYL — In A While
• TUL — Tell You Later
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• WP — Wrong Person
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• CUL — Catch You Later
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• NAL — Nationality
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• IDK — I don’t know
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)

• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• JOO — you
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• 4 — Four
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• YT — You There?
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• OO — Over and Out
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• CY — Calm Yourself
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• GA — Go Ahead
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• TW — Team Work
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BB — Bright blessings
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• UL — You Will
• BEOS — Nudge
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• G9 — Genius
• OTW — Off To Work
• TAH — Take A Hike
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• EL — Evil Laugh
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• AH — At home
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• J/K — Just Kidding
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• CUL8ER — See You Later

• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• U — You
• EOL — End Of Line
• CUNS — See You In School
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• BN — Bad news
• WUD — What You Doing
• BCO — Big crush on
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• IBT — In Between Technology
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• YA — Yet Another
• OOI — Out of Interest
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• LM — Letters mailed
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• ADN — Any Day Now
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• BOT — Be on that
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• OML — Oh My Lord
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• OPM — Other People's Money

• DW — Dear Wife
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• RLR — Earlier
• DA — The
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• D/L — Download
• AOC — Available on cell
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• IAC — In Any Case
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• BC — Because
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• QL — Quit Laughing
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• DF — Dear Friend
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• |-O — Snoring
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• 10 — Ten
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• YR — Your
• PWNED — Owned
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• -6% — Not very clever
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• OO — On Order
• WKD — Weekend
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment

• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• YS — You Suck
• OLL — Online Love
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• THNQ — Thank You
• CME — Call Me
• PL8 — Plate
• K — Okay
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• YGM — You Got Mail
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• TEL — Telephone
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• TOH — The other half
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• CP — Sleepy
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• 3 — Three
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• DYFI — Did you find it
• MNGR — manager
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• BC — Be Cool
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• BS — Bull Shit
• LY — Love You
• RUS — Russian Federation
• 1 — One
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• WAI — What an Idiot
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• POOF — Good-bye
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• LEMENO — Let Me Know

• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• OU — I owe you
• LNDN — London
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• B/F — Boyfriend
• BR — Bathroom
• WOA — Work of Art
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• NN2R — No need to reply
• CUL — Call you later
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• N1 — Nice One
• EM — E-Mail
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• CIAO — Good-bye
• T — Think Positive
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• :-D — Laugher
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• :-' — Sceptical
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• :-* — Bitter
• 0 — Zero
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• YW — You are welcome
• ATB — All The Best
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• NW — No Way
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass

• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• BB — Blessed Be
• DU — Don't understand
• TUI — Turning You in
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• NL — not likely
• BD — Birthday
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• BSTD — Busted
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• DA — father
• IIR — If I Remember
• BWO — Black White or Other
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• JW — Just wondering
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• AB — Ah Bless!
• 6 — Six
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• FSCK — File System Check
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• MMB — Message Me Back
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• JAM — Just A Minute
• IAE — In Any Event
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• MGB — May God Bless
• RTK — Return To Keyboard

• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• BIF — Before I Forget
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• NCG — New College Graduate
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• BHL8 — Be home late
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• N2M — Not to Mention
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• TM — Tickle Me
• :'-( — Crying
• NMH — Not Much Here
• :-( ) — Shocked
• DNR — Dinner
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• PL — Playlist
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• L8RS — Laters
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• DK — Don't known
• WFM — Works For Me
• IAT — I Am Tired
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• 5 — Five
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• KL — Cool
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You

• ME2 — Me Too
• IYQ — I like you
• WRK — Work
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• SLY — Still Love You
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• NTK — Nice to Know
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• FF — Friends Forever
• BW — Be well
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• TITF — That is too funny
• B-) — Sunglasses
• :-D — Grinning
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• 1CE — Once
• BB — Bathroom break
• WBP — Write Back Please
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• DYLM — do you like me
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• OOC — Out of Character
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• STPD — stupid
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• CYL — See You Later
• DA — there
• PG — Pretty Good
• 8 — Eight
• 2 — Two
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• AFN — All For Now
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 

• :=) — Two noses
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• FF — Freeze frame
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• : - )… — Drooling
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• MTG — Meeting
• REHI — Hello Again
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• BG — Big Grin
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• NUTN — Nothing
• JAD — Just Another Day
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• NF — Nucking Futs
• IMI — I Mean It
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• SC — Stay Cool
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• WF — Way Fun
• KIR — Keep It Real
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• CT — City
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• CUB — Call You Back
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• AFU — All Fucked Up

• N2M — Not Too Much
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• URAS — You Are a Star
• W/B — Welcome Back
• WAN2 — Want To
• TPC — The Phone Company
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• 7 — Seven
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• ATW — At The Weekend
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• SME1 — Someone
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• B/F — Brain fart
• SPKR — Speaker
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• :-~) — Having a cold
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• F — Friends
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• NC — Nice Call
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• IIR — If I Recall
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• :-( — Sad
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• :-X — Not saying a word
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• YR — Why Are
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• IMBL — It must be love
• BH@ — Be home at

• WIIWD — What it is we do
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• ITM — In the Money
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• TG — Thank goodness
• PRT — Party
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• CU@ — See You At
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• DD — Due Diligence
• DON — Doing
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• TOS — The Other Service
• KFY — Kiss For You
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• S4L — Spam For Life
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• DUR — Do You Remember
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• CMON — Come-On
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• -:-) — Punk
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• WE — whatever
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• O&O — Over & Out
• ATW — Around The Web
• URWS — You Are Wise
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• YM — Your Mom
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired

• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• >: -| — Cross
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• /(00)/ — Spider
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• CM — Call Menu
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• TFN — Till further notice
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• PZA — Pizza
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• STATS — Your sex and age
• ISS — I Said So
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• :-X — Small Kiss
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• YR — Your Room
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• CYR — Call Your
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• TP — Team Player
• DUST — Did You See That?
• 86 — Over
• HF — Hello Friend
• IUM — If You Must

• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• CRZ — Crazy
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• APP — Appreciate
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• URT1 — Your are the one
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• NE — Anyway
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• RESQ — Rescue
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• SB — Smiling back
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• RE — regards
• :-< — Cheated
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• @}---,--- — A rose
• CM — Call Memory
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• :)S — Smiles
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• :-V — Talking
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• L33T — Elite
• TNT — Till Next Time
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• TWDS — Towards
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson

• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• :-<> — Surprised
• KOS — Kill on Site
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• SHOPN — Shopping
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• HOT4U — hot for you
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• MO — Momentum on
• JP — Just playing 
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• -) — Smile
• M/F — male or female
• -O — Surprised
• U/L — Upload
• REHI — Re-hi
• PIR — Parent In Room
• ISO — Is seeking other
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• :-| — Determined
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• S — Smiling
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• TWT — Twat!
• OK — All Correct
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• :-{) — With a moustache
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)

• :-{} — Lip stick
• NETHNG — Anything
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• PCME — Please Call Me
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• [:] — A Robot
• SP — Spelling
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• TXT BAC — text back
• :-# — Razes
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• -( — Frown
• OT — Other Topic
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• KC — Keep Cool
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• WE — WeekEnd
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• <|-) — Chinese
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• CP — Cross post
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• PLZRD — Please read
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• HH — Hold Hands
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• SH — Same Here
• TA — Thanks Again
• P911 — Parent Alert
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• ><:> — A Turkey
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• N00B — Noobie
• MD@U — Mad at you
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much

• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• WT — What?
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• T — Thanks
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• AMAZN — Amazing
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• |-I — Sleeping
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• THN — Thanks
• {:-) — Toupee
• NC — Not cool
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• PU — That stinks!
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• RU? — Are you?
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• PL& — Planned
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger

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