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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• USA — United States of America
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• ABT — About
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• OOF — Out of Facility
• BJ — Blow Job
• 2D4 — To Die For
• IMO — In My Opinion
• UI! — You Idiot
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• OIC — Oh I See
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• LIL — Little
• HUD — How You Doing
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• ISO — In Search Of
• KEWL — Cool
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• ATM — At The Moment
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• X — Kiss
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• L8R — Later
• LMK — Let Me Know
• PPL — People
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• 10Q — Thank You
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You

• BTW — By The Way
• L8ER — Later
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• PLS — Please
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• KOK — Knock
• TC — Take Care
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• BMW — Be My Wife
• W/ — With
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• WTG — Way To Go
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• MSG — Message
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• BFN — Bye for Now
• FISH — First In Still Here
• OTP — On the Phone
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• O4U — Only for You
• AA — Adios Amigo
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• B4 — Before
• IRL — In Real Life
• SUP — What's Up?
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• RP — Role Play
• FYI — For Your Information
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• HUGZ — Hugs
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• AKA — Also Know As
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• COZ — Because
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• O :-) — An angel

• BRT — Be Right There
• 7K — Sick
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• BBL — Be Back Later
• IDC — I Don't Care
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• VM — Voice Mail
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• PM — Private Message
• KM — Kiss Me
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• BCOZ — Because
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• W8 — Wait
• NP — No Problem
• W2G — Way To Go
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• M8 — Mate
• LOLWUT — What?
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• TBA — To Be Advised
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• Y — Why?
• IR8 — irate
• J4F — Just for Fun
• EOM — End Of Message
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• RX — Regards
• BOT — Back on Topic
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• TXS — Thanks
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• BTWN — Between
• K — Kiss
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• TB — Text Back
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• THX — Thanks
• BRB — Be right back
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• SRY — Sorry
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job

• BF — Boyfriend
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• TY — Thank You
• B4N — Bye for Now
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• ADDY — Address
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• TMB — Text Me Back
• AML — All My Love
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• N/A — Not Applicable
• 1337 — Elite
• ADR — Address
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• TX — Thanks
• CYA — See You
• RFC — Request For Comment
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• R — Are
• ILU — I Love You
• X! — Typical Woman
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• ALWZ — Always
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• L8 — Late
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• UL — Upload
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• QT — Cutie
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• ADD — Address
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• POV — Point Of View
• 4U — For You
• W@ — What
• W8N — Waiting
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• DD — Dear Daughter
• 4E — Forever

• WU — What's Up?
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• YCT — Your Comment To
• WTH — What The Heck?
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• WKND — Weekend
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• OT — Overtime
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• SRSLY — Seriously
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• GTH — Go To Hell
• IOW — In Other Words
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• YGG — You Go Girl
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• W8ING — WaitING
• CTR — Center
• PS — Post Scriptum
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• SU — Shut Up
• SOZ — Sorry
• AA — As above
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• NUFF — Enough Said
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• 121 — One-To-One
• DM — Do me
• RU — Are You?
• MOB — Mobile
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• XLNT — Excellent
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• Y! — Typical Man
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• NFC — No fucking clue
• BD — Big Deal
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• 1457 — Last
• OMW — On My Way

• UW — You're Welcome
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• TTM — Talk To Me
• H8 — Hate
• G — Grin
• AISI — As I See It
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• DH — Dear Husband
• OP — Original Poster
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• C — See
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• DS — Dear Son
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• F? — Friends
• NT — Nice Try
• RW — Real World
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• WB — Welcome Back
• TBD — To Be Determined
• W84M — Wait for me
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• LOL — laughting out loud
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• TBC — To Be Continued
• NLT — No Later Than
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• GL — Good Luck
• TTLY — Totally
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• CUL8R — See You Later
• HW — Homework
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• T2GO — Time to Go
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• CC — Carbon Copy
• JK — Just kidding
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• SYL — See You Later
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• RE — Hello Again
• U2 — You Too
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)

• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• JC — Just Checking
• SMS — Short Message Service
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• B/C — Because
• CMB — Call Me Back
• JJ — Just Joking
• BBS — Be back soon
• TQ — Thank You
• NE1 — Anyone
• RLY — Really
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• GFN — Gone for Now
• NRG — Energy
• TBF — To Be Fair
• AFC — Away from Computer
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• TOM — Tomorrow
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• WC — Who Cares?
• W/E — Whatever
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• FO — Fuck Off
• AP — Apple Pie
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• BTA — But Then Again
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• RM — Room
• NM — Never Mind
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• 2NITE — Tonight
• C|B-) — Ali G
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• JT — Just Teasing
• RN — Right Now
• M02 — My two cents
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• MC — Merry Christmas
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• CU — See You
• 4EVER — Forever

• FE — Fatal Error
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• LU — Love You
• EG — Evil Grin
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• NE — Any
• NT — No Text
• RGDS — Regards
• OZ — Australia
• KBD — Keyboard
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• D8 — date
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• STR8 — Straight
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• CID — Consider It Done
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• PLZ — Please
• AISB — As I Said Before
• NBD — No Big Deal
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• Z — Zero
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• OTW — On the Way
• NC — No Comment
• W — With
• S2R — Send to Receive
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• PW — Password
• GR8 — Great
• SYS — See You Soon
• TYT — Take Your Time
• LV — love
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• CUL — See You Later
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• SF — Science Fiction
• RDNK — Redneck
• SPK — Speak
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little

• 411 — Info
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• WWY — Where Were You?
• JIT — Just in time
• IC — I See
• BAU — Business As Usual
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• FB — Facebook
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• UR — Your
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• GRMBL — Grumble
• WG — Wicked Grin
• CM — Call Me
• FH — Future Husband
• M$ — Microsoft
• : @ — Shouting
• 2L8 — Too Late
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• MU — Miss You
• OM — Old Man
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• M — Male
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• EZ — Easy
• TM — Trademark
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• BRH — Be Right Here
• CUS — See You Soon
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• NG — No Good
• NA — Not Applicable
• @WRK — At Work
• LYL — Love You Lots
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• DL — Download
• 2 — To
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• F2T — Free to Talk
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• BITD — Back in the Day

• LYK — Let You Know
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• AAR — At Any Rate
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• WTF — what the fuck
• BION — Believe It or Not
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• CB — Chat Brat
• JC — Just Curious
• J/P — Just Playing
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• OOO — Out Of Office
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• BKA — Better Known As
• N/A — Not Available
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• BO — Back Off
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• JAS — Just A Second
• XI10 — Exciting
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• DW — Don't Worry
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• HD — Hold
• PO — Piss Off
• COC — Code of Conduct
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• LTR — Letter
• R8 — Rate
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• WB — Write Back
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• DLO — Down low
• TTS — Text To Speech
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• AYK — As You Know

• PLD — Played
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• 4 — For
• 4EVA — Forever
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• OS — Operating System
• LD — Long Distance
• MM — Merry Meet
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• DP — Dear Partner
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• NM — Not Much
• CUZ — Because
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• 2DAY — Today
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• AWA — As Well As
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• B — Be
• NMP — Not My Problem
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• W4U — Waiting for You
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• TNX — Thanks
• TMA — Take My Advice
• OTT — Over The Top
• PD — Public Domain
• LUM — Love You Man
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• 2U2 — To You Too
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• FWD — Forward
• COD — Call of Duty
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• YHM — You Have Mail
• IDM — It Does Not Matter

• RPG — Role Playing Game
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• ATT — All The Time
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• :-9 — Salivating
• SYSOP — System Operator
• R — Rare
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• BW — Best Wishes
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• OT — Off Topic
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• NAP — Not A Problem
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• WW — Wrong Window
• G2G — Got To Go
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• GRRRR — Growling
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• WO — Without
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• SFW — Safe for Work
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• BR — Best regards
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• TM — Trust Me
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• TAY — Thinking about you
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• MMA — Meet me at
• B4U — Before You
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• JC — Just Chilling

• DYK — Did You Know?
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• WUD — What You Doing
• VC — Venture Capital
• CTO — Check This Out
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• PTB — Powers That Be
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• EM — Excuse Me
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• AAF — As A Friend
• IDL — Ideal
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• OML — Oh My Lord
• PCM — Please Call Me
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• GAL — Get A Life
• UR — You Are
• L2M — Listening to Music
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• EOL — End Of Line
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• BT — Byte This
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• NA — No Access
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• AIP — Agreement in Principle
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• BH — Better Half
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• 9 — Nine

• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• EOR — End of Rant
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• BK — Back
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• ITYS — I Told You So
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• MTH — Month
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• DW — Dear Wife
• 86 — Out of
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• NOOB — New person
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• AIH — As It Happens
• URW — You Are Welcome
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• WW — Wrong Way
• OL — Old Lady
• SB — Should Be
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• BOT — Be on that
• SH — Shit Happens
• IYSS — If You Say So
• UY — Up Yours
• JIC — Just In Case
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• :^) — Broken nose
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• YNK — You Never Know
• IS — I'm Sorry
• 4N — Foreign
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• BM — Bite Me
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work

• 2 — Too Add
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• :( — Sad, without nose
• MINS — Minutes
• RD — Research and Development
• IDK — I don’t know
• MTF — More to Follow
• YKW — You Know What
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• NO1 — No-One
• WP — Wrong Person
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• MIN — Minute
• AWOL — Absent while online
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• ETA — Edited To Add
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• SK8R — Skater
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• WTH — What The Hell?
• LY — Love You
• TTL — Time To Live
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• J/K — Just Kidding
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• BO — Buzz Off

• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• BOL — Be On Later
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• AI — As If
• SUM1 — Someone
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• SME1 — Some One
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• ABT2 — About To
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• BL — Buddy List
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• RUS — Russian Federation
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• BME — Based on My Experience
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• MM — Market Maker
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• IUSS — If You Say So
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• DH — Dear Hubby
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• TAH — Take A Hike
• YRG — You Are Good!
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• HB — Hurry Back
• OAO — Over and Out
• TUL — Tell You Later
• ATST — At the Same Time

• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• MP — Merry Part
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• WD — Well Done
• NAL — Nationality
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• ATW — All the Web
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• OTW — Off To Work
• WAI — What an Idiot
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• OPM — Other People's Money
• :-(0) — Shouting
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• PTB — Please Text Back
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• OOI — Out of Interest
• B — Beam
• TEL — Telephone
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• ADN — Any Day Now
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• IAYL — In A While
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• THANQ — Thank You
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• K — Okay
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• AB — Ass Backwards
• NWO — No Way Out
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• G9 — Genius
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• BS — Big Smile
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• OO — Over and Out
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• PWNED — Owned
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• :-7 — Smirk
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• WT — Without Thinking
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• BEOS — Nudge
• :-O — Appalled
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• JOO — you
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• GA — Go Ahead
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• U — You
• GG — Good Games
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• CUL — Catch You Later
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• TW — Team Work
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure

• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• BAC — Back At Computer
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• YT — You There?
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• CY — Calm Yourself
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• 4 — Four
• TC — That's Cool
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• LM — Letters mailed
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• CUNS — See You In School
• BB — Bright blessings
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• BCO — Big crush on
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• THNQ — Thank You
• BC — Because
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• EL — Evil Laugh
• AH — At home
• DA — The
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• IBT — In Between Technology
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• IAC — In Any Case
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• POOF — Good-bye
• CME — Call Me
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BR — Bathroom
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard

• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• NN2R — No need to reply
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• D/L — Download
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• 0 — Zero
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• SLY — Still Love You
• AOC — Available on cell
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• RLR — Earlier
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• -6% — Not very clever
• OU — I owe you
• TOH — The other half
• YA — Yet Another
• AB — Ah Bless!
• UL — You Will
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• DF — Dear Friend
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• JW — Just wondering
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• WOA — Work of Art
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• QL — Quit Laughing
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• DYFI — Did you find it
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• YR — Your
• CP — Sleepy
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• YS — You Suck
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• BN — Bad news
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• PL8 — Plate

• OLL — Online Love
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• FSCK — File System Check
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• OO — On Order
• 3 — Three
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• 10 — Ten
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• NW — No Way
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• MNGR — manager
• TM — Tickle Me
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• 6 — Six
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• MGB — May God Bless
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• WKD — Weekend
• YGM — You Got Mail
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• MMB — Message Me Back
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In

• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• LNDN — London
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• BC — Be Cool
• 1 — One
• FF — Friends Forever
• TITF — That is too funny
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• BS — Bull Shit
• |-O — Snoring
• L8RS — Laters
• PL — Playlist
• KL — Cool
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• :-' — Sceptical
• 1CE — Once
• :-* — Bitter
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• CUL — Call you later
• DA — father
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• DU — Don't understand
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• YW — You are welcome
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• FF — Freeze frame
• N1 — Nice One
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• NMH — Not Much Here
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• B/F — Boyfriend
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• CIAO — Good-bye
• :-D — Laugher
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• T — Think Positive
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• NTK — Nice to Know
• ATB — All The Best
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• NL — not likely
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• IAE — In Any Event
• BSTD — Busted
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• EM — E-Mail
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• CHINGO — Chat lingo
• CYL — See You Later
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• PG — Pretty Good
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• OOC — Out of Character
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!

• ME2 — Me Too
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• IIR — If I Remember
• JAM — Just A Minute
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• WFM — Works For Me
• :-D — Grinning
• 2 — Two
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• BIF — Before I Forget
• BG — Big Grin
• 5 — Five
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• N2M — Not to Mention
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• TUI — Turning You in
• BB — Blessed Be
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• WRK — Work
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• BWO — Black White or Other
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• BD — Birthday
• -:-) — Punk
• DA — there
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• IYQ — I like you
• JAD — Just Another Day
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• DK — Don't known
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• BHL8 — Be home late
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off

• SC — Stay Cool
• DYLM — do you like me
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• REHI — Hello Again
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• BW — Be well
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• DNR — Dinner
• NCG — New College Graduate
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• MTG — Meeting
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• :-X — Small Kiss
• :-( ) — Shocked
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• IMI — I Mean It
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• TPC — The Phone Company
• 8 — Eight
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• WBP — Write Back Please
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• ITM — In the Money
• :'-( — Crying
• AFN — All For Now
• BB — Bathroom break
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious

• STPD — stupid
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• NUTN — Nothing
• U/L — Upload
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• : - )… — Drooling
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• N2M — Not Too Much
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• IAT — I Am Tired
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• :=) — Two noses
• NF — Nucking Futs
• KIR — Keep It Real
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• B-) — Sunglasses
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• IIR — If I Recall
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• SPKR — Speaker
• CM — Call Menu
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up

• CRZ — Crazy
• :-~) — Having a cold
• WE — whatever
• WAN2 — Want To
• CUB — Call You Back
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• URAS — You Are a Star
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• IWTY — I would tickle you
• NE — Anyway
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• SME1 — Someone
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• KFY — Kiss For You
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• BH@ — Be home at
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• :-( — Sad
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• URWS — You Are Wise
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• ATW — At The Weekend
• /(00)/ — Spider
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• IMBL — It must be love
• W/B — Welcome Back
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• CT — City
• CU@ — See You At
• CMON — Come-On
• TG — Thank goodness

• TWT — Twat!
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• TOS — The Other Service
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• DUR — Do You Remember
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• :-X — Not saying a word
• WF — Way Fun
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• TFN — Till further notice
• 7 — Seven
• F — Friends
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• PRT — Party
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• B/F — Brain fart
• DD — Due Diligence
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• SB — Smiling back
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• DON — Doing
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• YR — Why Are
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• STATS — Your sex and age
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• ISS — I Said So
• IUM — If You Must
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please

• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• S — Smiling
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• NC — Nice Call
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• PZA — Pizza
• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• DUST — Did You See That?
• S4L — Spam For Life
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• YR — Your Room
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• RE — regards
• :-< — Cheated
• 86 — Over
• L33T — Elite
• KOS — Kill on Site
• O&O — Over & Out
• ATW — Around The Web
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• TP — Team Player
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• HF — Hello Friend
• YM — Your Mom
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• CM — Call Memory
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• RESQ — Rescue
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• APP — Appreciate

• CYR — Call Your
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• @}---,--- — A rose
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• TNT — Till Next Time
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• HOT4U — hot for you
• TWDS — Towards
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• :)S — Smiles
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• JP — Just playing 
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• SH — Same Here
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• -) — Smile
• -O — Surprised
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• OK — All Correct
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• MO — Momentum on
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• URT1 — Your are the one
• KC — Keep Cool
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• :-V — Talking
• -( — Frown
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• CP — Cross post
• PIR — Parent In Room
• ISO — Is seeking other
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit

• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• OT — Other Topic
• M/F — male or female
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• :-{} — Lip stick
• SHOPN — Shopping
• WE — WeekEnd
• :-| — Determined
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• TA — Thanks Again
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• TXT BAC — text back
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• >: -| — Cross
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• :-{) — With a moustache
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• [:] — A Robot
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• PLZRD — Please read
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• PCME — Please Call Me
• HH — Hold Hands
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• REHI — Re-hi
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• NETHNG — Anything
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• SP — Spelling
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• :-# — Razes
• AMAZN — Amazing
• P911 — Parent Alert
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• <|-) — Chinese
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day

• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• N00B — Noobie
• MD@U — Mad at you
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• |-I — Sleeping
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• T — Thanks
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• NC — Not cool
• :-<> — Surprised
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• PU — That stinks!
• WT — What?
• RU? — Are you?
• {:-) — Toupee
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• THN — Thanks
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• PL& — Planned
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• ><:> — A Turkey

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