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Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:

• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• USA — United States of America
• TQVM — Thank-You Very Much
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• WDYM — What Do You Mean?
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• 2D4 — To Die For
• ABT — About
• BJ — Blow Job
• UI! — You Idiot
• IMO — In My Opinion
• OOF — Out of Facility
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• OIC — Oh I See
• LIL — Little
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• ISO — In Search Of
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• HUD — How You Doing
• ATM — At The Moment
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• KEWL — Cool
• X — Kiss
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• LMK — Let Me Know
• L8R — Later
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• 10Q — Thank You
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• TC — Take Care
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• KOK — Knock

• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• L8ER — Later
• PLS — Please
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• PPL — People
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• BTW — By The Way
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• BFN — Bye for Now
• W/ — With
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• WTG — Way To Go
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• MSG — Message
• OTP — On the Phone
• BMW — Be My Wife
• O4U — Only for You
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• B4 — Before
• FISH — First In Still Here
• IRL — In Real Life
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• RP — Role Play
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• AA — Adios Amigo
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• HUGZ — Hugs
• WAYD — What Are You Doing?
• BRT — Be Right There
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• FYI — For Your Information
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• AKA — Also Know As
• O :-) — An angel
• BCOZ — Because
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• COZ — Because
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BBL — Be Back Later
• ISP — Internet Service Provider

• PM — Private Message
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• BLUF — Bottom Line Up Front
• IDC — I Don't Care
• VM — Voice Mail
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• 7K — Sick
• NP — No Problem
• Y — Why?
• LOLWUT — What?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• IR8 — irate
• SUP — What's Up?
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• TXS — Thanks
• EOM — End Of Message
• W8 — Wait
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• KM — Kiss Me
• W2G — Way To Go
• RX — Regards
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• BTWN — Between
• BOT — Back on Topic
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• SRY — Sorry
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• M8 — Mate
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• W2F — Way Too Funny
• B4N — Bye for Now
• J4K — Just For Kicks
• K — Kiss
• TBA — To Be Advised
• BF — Boyfriend
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• THX — Thanks
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• ADDY — Address
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• BRB — Be right back

• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• TY — Thank You
• R — Are
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• CYA — See You
• TX — Thanks
• WOS — Wife Over Shoulder
• ADR — Address
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• UL — Upload
• TMB — Text Me Back
• AML — All My Love
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• ADD — Address
• TB — Text Back
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• ILU — I Love You
• L8 — Late
• WU — What's Up?
• RFC — Request For Comment
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• POV — Point Of View
• WKND — Weekend
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• DD — Dear Daughter
• YCT — Your Comment To
• WAEFRD — When All Else Fails, Read Directions
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• ALWZ — Always
• 4U — For You
• X! — Typical Woman
• SRSLY — Seriously
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• W@ — What
• IOW — In Other Words
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• 4E — Forever
• VBG — Very Big Grin

• SU — Shut Up
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• W8N — Waiting
• GTH — Go To Hell
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• NOMB — None Of My Business
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• AA — As above
• OT — Overtime
• W8ING — WaitING
• DTF — Down to Fuck
• CTR — Center
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• UW — You're Welcome
• YGG — You Go Girl
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• G — Grin
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• QT — Cutie
• NFC — No fucking clue
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• PS — Post Scriptum
• 1337 — Elite
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• DH — Dear Husband
• RU — Are You?
• SOZ — Sorry
• WTH — What The Heck?
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• OP — Original Poster
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• DS — Dear Son
• Y! — Typical Man
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• BD — Big Deal
• OMW — On My Way
• WB — Welcome Back
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave

• N/A — Not Applicable
• C — See
• TBC — To Be Continued
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• AISI — As I See It
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• LOL — laughting out loud
• GL — Good Luck
• XLNT — Excellent
• HW — Homework
• 1457 — Last
• MOB — Mobile
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• LYMI — Love You Mean It
• GFN — Gone for Now
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• RW — Real World
• NLT — No Later Than
• TTYN — Talk to You Never
• F? — Friends
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• CMB — Call Me Back
• RE — Hello Again
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• CC — Carbon Copy
• NE1 — Anyone
• TTLY — Totally
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• 121 — One-To-One
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• TQ — Thank You
• H8 — Hate
• 2NITE — Tonight
• T2GO — Time to Go
• TBF — To Be Fair
• NT — Nice Try
• TBD — To Be Determined
• AP — Apple Pie
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• BTA — But Then Again
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• SYL — See You Later
• TOM — Tomorrow
• W84M — Wait for me
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• TTM — Talk To Me
• NRG — Energy

• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• SMS — Short Message Service
• JK — Just kidding
• BBS — Be back soon
• JT — Just Teasing
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• U2 — You Too
• CUL8R — See You Later
• WC — Who Cares?
• W/E — Whatever
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• AFC — Away from Computer
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• M02 — My two cents
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• W2MI — Way Too Much Information
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• B/C — Because
• RLY — Really
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• NE — Any
• RM — Room
• NM — Never Mind
• JJ — Just Joking
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• EG — Evil Grin
• FE — Fatal Error
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• JC — Just Checking
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• FO — Fuck Off
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• LU — Love You
• KBD — Keyboard
• 4EVER — Forever
• MC — Merry Christmas
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• NC — No Comment
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• RGDS — Regards
• W — With
• AISB — As I Said Before
• PFA — Please Find Attached
• SRO — Standing Room Only

• NUFF — Enough Said
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• S2R — Send to Receive
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• DMI — Don't Mention It
• BFR — Big Fucking Rock
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• Z — Zero
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• C|B-) — Ali G
• NBD — No Big Deal
• RN — Right Now
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• RDNK — Redneck
• SF — Science Fiction
• 411 — Info
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• D8 — date
• CID — Consider It Done
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• WWY — Where Were You?
• PW — Password
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• : @ — Shouting
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• D/S — Dominant/submissive
• CUL — See You Later
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• GR8 — Great
• NT — No Text
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• SYS — See You Soon
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• CM — Call Me
• M — Male
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• GRMBL — Grumble
• OZ — Australia
• IC — I See
• PLZ — Please
• WG — Wicked Grin
• CU — See You

• EZ — Easy
• @WRK — At Work
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• UR — Your
• FB — Facebook
• BAU — Business As Usual
• BRH — Be Right Here
• CUS — See You Soon
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• ROF — Rolling on floor
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• BITD — Back in the Day
• OM — Old Man
• F2T — Free to Talk
• TPT — Trailer Park Trash
• STR8 — Straight
• NA — Not Applicable
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• NG — No Good
• TFTI — Thanks For The Information
• DM — Do me
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• TYT — Take Your Time
• DL — Download
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• AAR — At Any Rate
• 2L8 — Too Late
• LYL — Love You Lots
• 2 — To
• MU — Miss You
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• OTW — On the Way
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• WADITWB — We Always Did it That Way Before
• CB — Chat Brat
• JC — Just Curious
• M$ — Microsoft
• N/A — Not Available
• BKA — Better Known As
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• BION — Believe It or Not
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject

• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• TM — Trademark
• COC — Code of Conduct
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• HD — Hold
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• JAS — Just A Second
• LTR — Letter
• LV — love
• DW — Don't Worry
• FH — Future Husband
• WEML — Whatever Major Loser
• CBF — Can't Be Fucked
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• LYK — Let You Know
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• J/P — Just Playing
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• R8 — Rate
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• WB — Write Back
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• 4EVA — Forever
• AYK — As You Know
• PO — Piss Off
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• 4 — For
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• OOO — Out Of Office
• PLD — Played
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• B — Be
• NMP — Not My Problem
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• XI10 — Exciting
• TTS — Text To Speech
• T2YL — Talk To You Later
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• NM — Not Much
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion

• BO — Back Off
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• CUZ — Because
• JIT — Just in time
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• 2DAY — Today
• YHM — You Have Mail
• SPK — Speak
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• TMA — Take My Advice
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• AWA — As Well As
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• LD — Long Distance
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• ATT — All The Time
• OTT — Over The Top
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• WTF — what the fuck
• :-9 — Salivating
• 2U2 — To You Too
• W4U — Waiting for You
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• FWD — Forward
• MM — Merry Meet
• DLO — Down low
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• OT — Off Topic
• WAYDT — What are you doing tonight
• NAP — Not A Problem
• LUM — Love You Man
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• RATM — Rage Against The Machine
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• COD — Call of Duty
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• N/M/H — Nothing much here
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• R — Rare

• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• G2G — Got To Go
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• WO — Without
• PD — Public Domain
• OS — Operating System
• TM — Trust Me
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• C2C — Cam to Cam
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• SYSOP — System Operator
• TNX — Thanks
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BW — Best Wishes
• JC — Just Chilling
• WW — Wrong Window
• MMA — Meet me at
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• CTO — Check This Out
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• AAF — As A Friend
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• B4U — Before You
• QPSA — Que Pasa
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• WAYDRN — What Are You Doing Right Now?
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• DYK — Did You Know?
• PTB — Powers That Be
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• AIP — Agreement in Principle

• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• DP — Dear Partner
• IYD — In Your Dreams
• NA — No Access
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• BT — Byte This
• PCM — Please Call Me
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• PVE — Player Versus Environment
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• GRRRR — Growling
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• BK — Back
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• TTYM — Talk to You Mañana
• SFW — Safe for Work
• BAMF — Bad Ass Mother Fucker
• UR — You Are
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• GAL — Get A Life
• 9 — Nine
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• EM — Excuse Me
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• BWG — Big Wide Grin
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• URW — You Are Welcome
• IYSS — If You Say So
• WW — Wrong Way
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• MMOB — Mind My Own Business
• SB — Should Be
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• TAY — Thinking about you
• VC — Venture Capital
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• IDL — Ideal
• 86 — Out of
• BH — Better Half

• EOL — End Of Line
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• SOSO — Same Old Same Old
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• AIH — As It Happens
• ITYS — I Told You So
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• YNK — You Never Know
• NOOB — New person
• BFN/B4N — Bye For Now
• AYFR — Are You For Real?
• JIC — Just In Case
• :^) — Broken nose
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• WUD — What You Doing
• SY — Sincerely Yours
• OL — Old Lady
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• EOR — End of Rant
• MINS — Minutes
• NO1 — No-One
• L2M — Listening to Music
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• SH — Shit Happens
• TSTL — Too Stupid To Live
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• UY — Up Yours
• :( — Sad, without nose
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• RD — Research and Development
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• YKW — You Know What
• MTH — Month
• BM — Bite Me
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• 4N — Foreign
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• IS — I'm Sorry
• MTF — More to Follow
• YMBJ — You Must Be Joking

• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• RUS — Are You Serious?
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• IDK — I don’t know
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• 2 — Too Add
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• ETA — Edited To Add
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• AWOL — Absent while online
• DW — Dear Wife
• SME1 — Some One
• BOL — Be On Later
• OML — Oh My Lord
• MIN — Minute
• SUM1 — Someone
• BO — Buzz Off
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• AI — As If
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• SK8R — Skater
• ABT2 — About To
• CYOA — Cover Your Own Ass
• BL — Buddy List
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• MM — Market Maker
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• BR — Best regards
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• YRG — You Are Good!
• TTL — Time To Live
• PTM — Please Tell Me

• WP — Wrong Person
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• HB — Hurry Back
• SOW — Speaking of Which
• IUSS — If You Say So
• TUL — Tell You Later
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• ATST — At the Same Time
• :-(0) — Shouting
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• MP — Merry Part
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• SOS — Same Old Stuff
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• WTH — What The Hell?
• WD — Well Done
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• B — Beam
• ATW — All the Web
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• J/K — Just Kidding
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• AB — Ass Backwards
• NWO — No Way Out
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• IAYL — In A While
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• PTB — Please Text Back
• THANQ — Thank You

• WAI — What an Idiot
• LMHO — Laughing my hiney off
• BME — Based on My Experience
• OAO — Over and Out
• RUS — Russian Federation
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• BS — Big Smile
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• SYLA — See You Later Alligator
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• NAL — Nationality
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• :-7 — Smirk
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• K — Okay
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• OOI — Out of Interest
• PWNED — Owned
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• MOH — Maid of Honor
• :-O — Appalled
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• KYSOTI — Keep Your Stick On The Ice
• OTW — Off To Work
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• TWIT — That's What I Thought
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• BBW — Big Beautiful women's
• DH — Dear Hubby
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• TAH — Take A Hike
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• LTSGT2GTHR — Lets Get Together
• WT — Without Thinking
• CRTLA — Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• OPM — Other People's Money
• GG — Good Games
• TW — Team Work
• ADN — Any Day Now
• CUL — Catch You Later
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game

• GA — Go Ahead
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• A3 — Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• BAC — Back At Computer
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• U — You
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• BEOS — Nudge
• BOT — Be on that
• TC — That's Cool
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• YT — You There?
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• BFZ4EVR — Best Friends Forever
• 4 — Four
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• OO — Over and Out
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• G9 — Genius
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• TDM — Too Darn Many
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• TMB — Tag Me Back
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• EA — Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ])
• JOO — you
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• CY — Calm Yourself
• AH — At home
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• AOMM — Always On My Mind
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny

• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• EL — Evil Laugh
• TEL — Telephone
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• CME — Call Me
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• CUB L8R — Call You Back Later
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• NN2R — No need to reply
• BCO — Big crush on
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• DA — The
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• UL — You Will
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BB — Bright blessings
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• THNQ — Thank You
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• CUNS — See You In School
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• OU — I owe you
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• MMOG — Massively Multiplayer Online Game
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• SEXTING — Sex Texting
• POOF — Good-bye
• 0 — Zero
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• LM — Letters mailed
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• NFW — No Fucking Way

• SLY — Still Love You
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• IBT — In Between Technology
• YA — Yet Another
• YS — You Suck
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• -6% — Not very clever
• BN — Bad news
• D/L — Download
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• IAC — In Any Case
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• BC — Because
• CTR — Center for Telecommunications Research
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• LMFBO — Laughing my fat butt off
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• OO — On Order
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• 10 — Ten
• RLR — Earlier
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• DF — Dear Friend
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• OMJ — Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite)
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• QL — Quit Laughing
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• NOBMR — None of my business, right
• YR — Your
• TOH — The other half
• AOC — Available on cell
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• MNGR — manager
• 3 — Three
• PL8 — Plate
• JOOC — Just Out of Curiosity
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment

• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• OMOHOD — One Minute, One Hour, One Day
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• LY — Love You
• LOLOL — Lots of laugh out louds
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• NW — No Way
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• OLL — Online Love
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• DYFI — Did you find it
• CP — Sleepy
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• YGM — You Got Mail
• OLPC — One Laptop Per Child
• BBW — Big Black Women's
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• |-O — Snoring
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• 1 — One
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• WOA — Work of Art
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• FSCK — File System Check
• JW — Just wondering
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• 6 — Six
• RINGL8 — Running Late
• TUT — Totally Unique Thought
• LNDN — London
• WKD — Weekend
• :-' — Sceptical
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• :-* — Bitter
• BR — Bathroom
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• STHU — Shut the Heck Up

• PL — Playlist
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• FF — Friends Forever
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• MGB — May God Bless
• MMB — Message Me Back
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• YSW — Yeah Sure Whatever
• TITF — That is too funny
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• CUL — Call you later
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• YW — You are welcome
• BC — Be Cool
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• BS — Bull Shit
• :-D — Laugher
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• L8RS — Laters
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• B/F — Boyfriend
• YOMANK — You Owe Me A New Keyboard
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• AB — Ah Bless!
• T — Think Positive
• SWDYWTTA — So What do You Want to Talk About?
• FF — Freeze frame
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• CIAO — Good-bye
• N1 — Nice One
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• BDC — Big Dot Com
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• EM — E-Mail
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• DU — Don't understand
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• BIL — Boss Is Listening
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• HUA — Heads Up, Ace
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order

• TBA — To Be Announcede
• :-D — Grinning
• BSTD — Busted
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• BRBRB — Bathroom, be right back
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• NTK — Nice to Know
• ATB — All The Best
• NL — not likely
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• IIR — If I Remember
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• DAQ — Dumb Asked Question
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• CYL — See You Later
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• IAE — In Any Event
• 2 — Two
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• DA — father
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• TM — Tickle Me
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• TFB — Too Fucking Bad
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• (:::X:::) — Plaster / Elastoplast
• BTA — Before the Attacks
• -:-) — Punk
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• KL — Cool
• TUI — Turning You in
• BB — Blessed Be
• NMH — Not Much Here
• IYQ — I like you
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• CHINGO — Chat lingo

• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• BD — Birthday
• JAM — Just A Minute
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• PG — Pretty Good
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• BHL8 — Be home late
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• ME2 — Me Too
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• BG — Big Grin
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• WRK — Work
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• BWO — Black White or Other
• NWO — New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization)
• DA — there
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• ABBREV — abbreviation
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• DYLM — do you like me
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• BIF — Before I Forget
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• SFB — Shit for Brains
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• POS — Power of Suggestion
• N2M — Not to Mention
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• 1CE — Once
• AFAP — As Fast As Possible
• NCG — New College Graduate
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• DK — Don't known
• YOOW — You'Re Out of Work
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• :-( ) — Shocked

• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• 5 — Five
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• FGS — For Goodness Sake
• WFM — Works For Me
• 8 — Eight
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• DNR — Dinner
• JAD — Just Another Day
• WBP — Write Back Please
• OOC — Out of Character
• WHYBATT — Where have you been all this time
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• ONYD — Oh No You Didn't
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• BB — Bathroom break
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• BW — Be well
• MIB — Men In Black (movie)
• OMD — Oh My Darn
• BWBR — Brunette with blonde roots
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• SC — Stay Cool
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• MTG — Meeting
• NF — Nucking Futs
• STPD — stupid
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• IIR — If I Recall
• IAT — I Am Tired
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• :'-( — Crying
• WDUMBT — What Do You Mean By That
• AFN — All For Now
• U/L — Upload
• IMI — I Mean It
• : - )… — Drooling
• DFL — Dead Fucking Last
• RTFA — read the fucking article
• N2M — Not Too Much
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard

• B-) — Sunglasses
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• :=) — Two noses
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ITM — In the Money
• WDUW — What Do You Want
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• TPC — The Phone Company
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• SPKR — Speaker
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• KIR — Keep It Real
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• :-~) — Having a cold
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• WAN2 — Want To
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• ROTFLMFAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off
• REHI — Hello Again
• TTYM — Talk to You Monday
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• TTYVS — Talk To You Very Soon
• URAS — You Are a Star
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• :-X — Small Kiss
• OICN — Oh, I See Now
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• NUTN — Nothing
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• NE — Anyway
• WE — whatever
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• IWTY — I would tickle you

• CT — City
• :-( — Sad
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• LMFAO — Laugh my f*****g ass off
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• CUB — Call You Back
• ALAP — As Long As Possible
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• /(00)/ — Spider
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• WF — Way Fun
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• BH@ — Be home at
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• NMHJC — Not Much Here, Just Chilling
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• TG — Thank goodness
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• KFY — Kiss For You
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• ATW — At The Weekend
• DD — Due Diligence
• B/F — Brain fart
• TFN — Till further notice
• 7 — Seven
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• F — Friends
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• SB — Smiling back
• CU@ — See You At
• CMON — Come-On
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• MOB — Mobile Off-shore Base
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• SME1 — Someone
• XO — Kiss and a Hug
• DUR — Do You Remember
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• URWS — You Are Wise
• BITMT — But in the Meantime

• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• BFFM — Best friends forevermore
• MOO — Mud, Object-Oriented
• W/B — Welcome Back
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• PRT — Party
• PWOF — Putting Wood on the Fire
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• :-X — Not saying a word
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• -P — Sticking Out Tongue
• YR — Why Are
• IMBL — It must be love
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• SMEM — Send Me an E-Mail
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• NC — Nice Call
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• STATS — Your sex and age
• CM — Call Menu
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• TOS — The Other Service
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• FFWE — Finds fault with everything
• S4L — Spam For Life
• ISS — I Said So
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• POTC — Peck On The Cheek
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• ROTFLMBO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• DON — Doing
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss

• ITS F8 — It's Fate
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard
• PZA — Pizza
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• HF — Hello Friend
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• CIS — Consumer Information Service
• :-< — Cheated
• LOTFLOL — Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• YR — Your Room
• DUST — Did You See That?
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• @}---,--- — A rose
• CRZ — Crazy
• :)S — Smiles
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• RE — regards
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• 86 — Over
• TWT — Twat!
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• O&O — Over & Out
• ATW — Around The Web
• TARFU — Things are really foobarred up
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• CYR — Call Your
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• TP — Team Player
• YM — Your Mom
• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• TNT — Till Next Time
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• AFWIW — Anyway, for what it's worth
• E-OK — Electronically OK
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• L33T — Elite
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• RESQ — Rescue

• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• -) — Smile
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• IUM — If You Must
• STTH — Speak to the hand
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• :-V — Talking
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• 8:-) — Glasses on head
• MO — Momentum on
• KOS — Kill on Site
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• CM — Call Memory
• APP — Appreciate
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• -O — Surprised
• PIR — Parent In Room
• URT1 — Your are the one
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• SOOI — Stay out of it
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• SE2E — Smiling Ear To Ear
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• NFIAH — Never fear, I am here
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• >: -| — Cross
• CP — Cross post
• TOT — Tons Of Time
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• ISO — Is seeking other
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• S — Smiling
• KC — Keep Cool
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• HOT4U — hot for you
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• TWDS — Towards
• BLVMOT — Believe me on that
• OK — All Correct
• SH — Same Here
• %- ) — Confused or merry
• :-{) — With a moustache
• M/F — male or female

• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• SHOPN — Shopping
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• OOTB — Out of the Blue
• WE — WeekEnd
• :-| — Determined
• TOS — Star Trek "The Original Series"
• KPTONDL — Keep it on the down low
• TXT BAC — text back
• JP — Just playing 
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• -( — Frown
• TOH — Typing one-handed
• :-{} — Lip stick
• REHI — Re-hi
• PCID — Putting Clothes in Dryer
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• [:] — A Robot
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• POTC — Pirates of the Caribbean
• PLZRD — Please read
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• NETHNG — Anything
• SPK2UL8R — Speak to you later
• SP — Spelling
• TA — Thanks Again
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• :-# — Razes
• EVRY1 — Everyone
• PCME — Please Call Me
• HH — Hold Hands
• MD@UFN — Mad at you for now
• TWIS — That's What I Said
• <|-) — Chinese
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• PMWOF — Putting more wood on the fire
• TCWB — Take care, write back
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• OT — Other Topic
• WDMB — Will Do My Best
• P911 — Parent Alert
• MD@U — Mad at you
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• U4E — Yours For Ever

• :-<> — Surprised
• AMAZN — Amazing
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• N00B — Noobie
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• T — Thanks
• LOVL — Laugh Out Very Loud
• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• WT — What?
• WTHDTM — What the Heck Does That Mean
• JSTCLLME — Just Call Me
• WBWYC — Write back when you can
• |-I — Sleeping
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• PU — That stinks!
• RTFFAQ — Read The Fucking FAQ
• :' ) — Happy and crying
• THN — Thanks
• {:-) — Toupee
• NC — Not cool
• TCOOD — Taking clothes out of dryer
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• ><:> — A Turkey
• RU? — Are you?
• WHYBAD — Where have you been all day
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• PL& — Planned
• {:-) — Smiling with hair
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• MOB — Mobile Operating Base

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