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• ALR — A Little Respect
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• CFC — Chat First Com
• FYKA — For Your Kind Attention
• FYI&A — For Your Information and Action
• FYKI — For Your Kind Information
• EA — Each (as in a unit of measurement - one each)
• TMTC — Too Many To Count
• 18R — Text messaging shorthand for "later": 1 = l 8 = ate r = r
• FT — Full text
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• 8 — Oral Sex
• BAE — Before Anyone Else
• 2XB — Too Big
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• DTN — Don't Tell Nobody
• LAN — Local Area Network
• GGWP — Good Game Well Played
• OTP — On the Phone
• GM — Good Morning
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• N/A — Not Applicable
• 8X5 — 8 hours a week, 5 hours a day
• PPL — People
• TBH — To Be Honest
• BF/GF — Boyfriend/Girlfriend
• PST — Please Send Tell
• G8T — Great
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• W/ — With
• EMC — Even More Confused
• (Y) — thumbs up (MSN Messenger)
• DYU — Do You Understand
• GTO — Get Turned On
• FRFR — For Real For Real
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• USA — United States of America
• OIC — Oh I See
• WDYLL — What Do You Look Like
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• JK — Just kidding
• 53X — sex
• ARPANET — Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
• G4Y — Good For You
• G.W.S — Get Well Soon
• BCOZ — Because
• BBS — Bulletin Board Service
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.

• CFC — Chat First Crew
• CLAY GO — CLean As You Go
• HB2U — Happy Birthday to You
• BHAK — Big Hug And Kiss
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• GDK — Girl Don't Know
• BRB — Bathroom Break
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• RP — Role Play
• L8R — Later
• ABT — About
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• ATM — At The Moment
• PLS — Please
• THX — Thanks
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• OBE — Overcome By Events
• 10Q — Thank You
• DAFUQ — what the HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CRANIUM?
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• BJ — Blow Job
• BTW — By The Way
• CYC — Crazy Young Cutie
• CC — Cute Couple
• GDGD — Good Good
• MSG — Message
• IT — Information Technology
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• J4F — Just for Fun
• FYP — Fixed Your Post
• PM — Private Message
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• BT — Bad Talkin
• GNITE — Good night
• BBL — Be Back Later
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• CU — See You
• BRGDS — Best Regards
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• POC — Point Of Contact
• LMK — Let Me Know
• NAVY — Never Again Volunteer Yourself
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• IQ — Intelligence Quotient
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• NP — No Problem
• CCTV — Closed-circuit television
• CPU — Central Processing Unit

• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• GONNA — Going to
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• TBA — To Be Advised
• DKM — Don't Kill Me
• POV — Point Of View
• DM — Direct Message
• DTW — Don't Think Wrong
• IP — Internet Protocol
• OOO — Out Of Office
• DEA — Don't Even Answer
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• ALCON — All Concerned
• FFF — Facebook Friends Forever
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• COA — Course Of Action
• TC — Take Care
• ISO — In Search Of
• PS — PostScript
• CR — Carriage Return
• M$ — Microsoft
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• YABSA — Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• AWW — Any Which Way
• AC — Alternating Current
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• FMW — Funnier My Way
• BTB — By The By
• BRO — Brother
• YKWIM — You Know What I Mean
• API — Application Programming Interface
• R&D — Research & Development
• ETF — Easy To Find
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• XLNT — Excellent
• PDT — Pacific Daylight Time
• ASPD — Alt Service Provider Discussion
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• H8D — Hated
• CRT — Cathode Ray Tube (type of TV)
• JFYI — Just for Your Information
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• OBEX — Object Exchange Protocol
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure

• CMG — Call Me God
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• TQM — Total Quality Management
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• VFM — Value For Money
• GN — Good Night
• WX — Weather
• CU2MORO — See You Tomorrow
• GAWY — Go Away
• DDS — Deep Dark Secrets
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• BRRRR — A way to say "very cold" (not an acronym)
• COOL — Constipated Overweight Old Lady
• PW — Password
• BTU — British Thermal Unit
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• BGO — Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• AAA — American Automobile Association
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• BRB — Be right back
• FISH — First In Still Here
• YBTMFML — You Belong to Me Forever My Love
• 303 — Mom
• BMF — Best Male Friend
• YANETUT — You Are Not Expected to Understand This
• ACCT — Account
• HAYD — How Are You Doing?
• WTH — What The Heck?
• BB — Bulletin Board
• CEO — Chief Executive Officer
• AMD — Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (producer of computer chips)
• ATTN — Attention
• BTW — Between
• B/4 — Be For
• BC — Because
• BB — Baby Boo
• EST — Eastern Standard Time
• OJT — On the Job Training
• CTFU — Cracking The F*** Up
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• WTG — Way To Go
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• NPV — Net Present Value {economics}
• TYT — Take Your Time
• YGTBK — You got to be kidding
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• SME — Subject Matter Expert

• YAUN — Yet Another Unix Nerd
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• VIP — Very Important Person
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• TBD — To Be Determined
• WB — Welcome Back
• DOA — dead on arrival
• 10X — Thanks
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• M8 — Mate
• BC — Be Careful
• EU — European Union (1994; formerly referred to as the EEC or EC)
• OP — Original Poster
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• PBCAK — Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
• B4 — Before
• HEXI — Six (a six pack of anything)
• AMP — Amplifier
• CMOS — Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor
• GDIAF — Go Die in a Fire
• DICK — Date. Insert. Cum. Kiss
• ALU — Arithmetic Logic Unit
• 07734 — "hELLO" upside down
• CTRL — Control
• ARPA — Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
• CAPTCHA — Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
• EHM — Everyone Hates Me
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• ADSL — Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
• BBW — Big Busted Woman
• FYI — For Your Information
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• BLM — Be Like Me
• BF — Boyfriend
• SOW — Statement Of Work
• CYH — Consider Yourself Hugged
• BOT — Back on Topic
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• BBS — Be back soon
• NCO — Non-Commissioned Officer
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• ADDY — Address
• FNF — Friends and Family
• CMTFU — Crack Me The F*** Up
• BET — Big Every Time
• PVT — Private
• EOF — End Of File
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent

• OT — Overtime
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• IRL — In Real Life
• JIT — Just in time
• BF — Bloody Fool
• DARPA — Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (US)
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• TY — Thank You
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• CYA — See you later
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• BARAAHP — Between A Rock And A Hard Place
• TBC — To Be Continued
• H8TBU — Hate To Be You
• AM — Amplitude Modulation
• EST — Established
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• AMA — Ask Me Anything
• DORBS — Adorable
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• BO3 — Best Of 3
• CD — Compact Disc
• TBC — To Be Confirmed
• CRM — Customer Relationship Management
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• ESA — European Space Agency
• CAD — Computer Aided Designer
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• EOM — End Of Message
• UFO — Unidentified Flying Object
• E-LAUGHING — Electronic Laughing
• AM — Ante Meridian
• BIT — Binary Digit (either 0 Or 1)
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BOS — Best of Opposite Sex
• PGP — Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• VHTF — Very Hard To Find
• DDOS — Distributed Denial of Service
• AMP — Ampere
• H'HAYT — Hello, How Are You Today?
• BFN — Bye for Now
• FTT — Free to Talk
• MOB — Mobile
• NDA — Non-Disclosure Agreement
• DEPT — Department

• AGC — Automatic Gain Control
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• DBA — Doing Business As
• GTK — Good to Know
• USU — Usually
• CC — Carbon Copy
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• TUFD — The User File Died
• BFHD — Big Fat Hairy Deal
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• TNX — Thanks
• SQ — Square
• FTP — First to Post
• DD — Dear Daughter
• ACME — A Company that Makes Everything :-)
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• ALN — About Last Night
• 9 — Parent Watching
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• 601 — Six of One and a Half dozen of an other
• AML — All My Love
• BZ — Busy
• OMW — On My Way
• ACLU — American Civil Liberties Union
• CFNM — Check For New Messages
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• BLK — Black
• KIA — Killed in Action
• GTS — Go to Sleep
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• EOL — End Of Life
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• CDT — Central Daylight Time
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• AQQ — Aww, or is it awe, oder ah!,or OH! or mebbe "AW!" It really is Qute, Qute es Quter! Ye Ed fmf 09/06/13
• YCDBSOYA — You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
• APB — All Points Bulletin
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• DJ — Disc Jockey
• BTR — Better
• D8 — date
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• RFC — Request For Comment
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• CTR — Center
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• LED — law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• BRT — Be Right There
• 2MORO — Tomorrow

• CAF — Cute As Fuck
• BAGFIO — Be A Genius, Figure It Out
• CU46 — see you for sex
• EDI — Everyones Doing It
• BI — Bisexual
• AAIFTM — And All In For This Match (sports betting forums)
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• DS — Darling Son
• ESRB — Entertainment Software Rating Board
• OTP — One Time Password
• GFE — GirlFriend Experience
• AC — annual closing
• UOM — Unit Of Measure
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• BD — Big Deal
• OT — Off Topic
• ESP — Extra Sensory Post
• CO — Company
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• ATC — Air traffic control
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• DL — Down Low
• PICNIC — Problem in Chair Not in Computer
• TINSTAAFL — There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• HAISTK — How Am I Supposed To Know?
• CST — Central Standard Time (UTC-6 Hours)
• CMS — Content Management System
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• CP — Chat Post
• IOW — In Other Words
• CC — Crowd Control (gaming)
• CIR — Committed Information Rate (Frame Relay)
• FFT — Fast Fourier Transform
• CPC — Cost Per Click-through
• NT — Nice Try
• DIL — Daughter-In-Law
• SB — Somebody
• RM — Room
• EOY — End-Of-Year
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• ATA — Actual Time of Arrival
• AK — Alaska
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• WIP — Work in Process
• BIO — Biological

• NG — No Good
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• 4NE — Funny
• DRT — Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
• OO — Over and Out
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• J/K — Just Kidding
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• L8 — Late
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• DWI — Driving While Intoxicated
• DS — Dear Son
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• VC — Venture Capital
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• ADD — Address
• GT — Get Together
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• GIO — Get It On
• OB — Obligatory
• ASS — Always Stay Sweet
• ACU — Army Combat Uniform
• FYSE — For Your Sublime Edification
• LUN — Logical Unit Number
• DCOM — Distributed Component Object Model
• GP — General Principle
• DZ — Drop Zone
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• DH — Dear Husband
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• ASNF — A son never forgets
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• POTUS — President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS.
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• FE — For Example
• CIA — Can't Imagine Another
• APP — Application
• VM — Voice Mail
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• PLZ — Please
• DSL — Digital Subscriber Line
• DLL — Dynamic Link Library (computer file)

• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• FB — Facebook
• 4EVER — Forever
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• EQ — Emotional Quotient
• AOB — Any Other Business
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• EFT — Electronic Funds Transfer
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• AFC — Away from Computer
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• GOTCHA — I got you, I understand
• SFMJI — Sorry For My Jumping In
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• BHM — Big Handsome Man
• CYA — See You
• CUL8R — See You Later
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• BHAG — Big Hairy Audacious Goal
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• DMC — Deep Meaningful Conversation
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• B4N — Bye for Now
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• WILCO — Will Comply
• A4U — All For You
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• ADR — Address
• FRY — First Read Yesterday
• CLI — Command line Interface (Cabletron)
• OOAD — Object Oriented Analysis and Design
• B/C — Because
• MC — Master of Ceremonies
• SSID — Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• DMB — DoubleMessage Board
• IP — Intellectual Property
• NBD — No Big Deal
• XFER — Transfer
• CID — Consider It Done
• UAV — Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
• EGO — Everyones Got One
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)

• NA — Not Applicable
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• DNF — Do Not Forget
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• AISI — As I See It
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• DTS — Don't Think So
• CTM — Chuckling to Myself
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• BB — Big Brother
• NIH — Not Invented Here
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• F9 — Fine
• CFCW — Cute Face, Chubby Waist
• 2 BZ 4 U QT — Too Busy For You Cutie
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• BTDTGTTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
• DL — Download
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• SAYOR — Speak At Your Own Risk
• DYOT — Do Your Own Thing
• WU — What's Up?
• HH — Handsome Hunk
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• FTFY — Fixed That for You
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• MIN — Minute
• GR8 — Great
• BS — Bull Shit
• AGP — Accelerated Graphics Port
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• NLT — No Later Than
• DAU — Dumb Ass User
• CUS — See You Soon
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• STS — So To Speak
• SYL — See You Later
• WFM — Works For Me
• DKU — Drop Kick Ugly
• MEG — Mega Evil Grin
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• BOD — Body
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• 12 — The police
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• AK — Absolute Krunk
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• IYKWIMAITYD — If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do

• COA — Certificate Of Authenticity
• FWIK — From What I Know
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• CIAO — Check It All Out
• AK — Ass Kisser
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• BBC — British Broadcasting Corporation
• DCM — Don't Come Monday
• WTF — what the fuck
• BO — Back Off
• BOA — Better Off Alone
• CNN — Cable News Network's
• ACE — A Cool Experience
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• CC — Credit Card
• GTFO — Get The Fuck Off
• RW — Real World
• NM — Never Mind
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• AGW — All Going Well
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• GGYS — Get Good You Scrub
• CUL — See You Later
• MHS — Message Handling System (electronic)
• EOE — Equal Opportunity Employer
• BO — Body Odor
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• GOMG — Get Off My Grandma
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• TM — Trademark
• BFGFBFF — Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD)
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• BOOTP — Bootstrap Protocol
• FBW — Fly By Wire
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• DW — Dear Wife
• AO — Anarchy Online
• BFITWWW — Best Friend in the Whole Wide World
• EOR — End of Rant
• KBD — Keyboard
• UL — Upload
• GL — Good Luck
• CIA — Central Intelligence Agency
• HF — Have Fun
• CMB — Call Me Back
• FX — Fingers Crossed

• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• AT&T — American Telephone & Telegraph
• PMA — Physical Medium Attachment
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• CDR — Compact Disc Recordable
• CHK — Check
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• RMB — Right Mouse Button
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• CGI — Can't Get It
• BTA — But Then Again
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• MIMO — Multiple Input, Multiple Output
• CFL — Canadian Football League
• OTT — Over The Top
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• DW — Don't Worry
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• BSF — Black Single Female
• BMT — Basic Military Training
• BTFOL — Bust The F*** Out Laughing
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• FZ — Friend Zone
• PVC — Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
• DEA — Drug Enforcement Administration (U.S. Department of Justice)
• TC — Telephone Call
• PPL — Pay Per Lead
• FBI — Fabulous Beautiful and Intelligent
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• BBB — Busy Beyond Belief
• CE — Creative Editing
• GMWAS — Gag Me with a Spoon
• TWYT — That's What You Think
• NMJ — Not My Job
• ACPT — Accept
• YACC — Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
• AIR — As I Remember
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• 411 — Seeking Information
• AC — Anonymous Coward
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• HBU — How about you?
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• TOC — Table of Contents
• G9 — Goodnight
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• NA — Not Available

• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• LYK — Let You Know
• GFY — Good For You
• NIMTO — Not In My Term of Office
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• HHWW — Holding Hands While Walking
• DBCS — Double-Byte Character Set
• AV — Anti-Virus
• GD — Good Day
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• FCS — First Customer Ship
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• (L)MIRL — Let’s Meet In Real Life
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BG — Big Guy
• SYS — See You Soon
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• OM — Old Man
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• DTTM — Don't Talk to Me
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• Z — Zero
• BTC — Better Type Carefully
• W/E — Whatever
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• NL — New Line
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• DB — Douche Bag
• BT — British Telecommunications
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• N/A — Not Available
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• ASDF — A Super Dumb Film
• KUTGSAWYAD — Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
• UGC — User Generated Content
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• PEBCAC — Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke)
• ETD — Estimated Time of Departure
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• PM — post meridian
• EG — Evil Grin
• FN — Fine
• BFFLAB — Best Friends For Life And Beyond
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• TTL — Time To Live
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool

• GAL — Get A Life
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• JJ — Just Joking
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• ESP — Extra Sensory Perception
• TM — Trust Me
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• JC — Just Curious
• NIMH — Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• NARU — Not A Registered User
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• LD — Long Distance
• ELO — Electric Light Orchestra
• DIGAF — Do I Give A F***?
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• BOGOF — Buy One Get One Free
• BION — Believe It or Not
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• BET — Black Entertainment Television
• 420 — Marijuana
• ASO — And So On
• BMS — By My Self
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• CT — Can't Talk
• BIOS — Basic Input Output System
• OFS — One Finger Salute
• CM — Call Me
• PTB — Powers That Be
• BH — Better Half
• GV — Good Vibes
• AWA — As Well As
• GMT — Grinding My Teeth
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• BW — Best Wishes
• BMOC — big man on campus
• JAS — Just A Second
• FQ — Frequent Question
• MOO — MUD Object Oriented
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• DDT — Don't Do That
• TEOTWAWKI — The End Of The World As We Know It
• BCP — Best Current Practice
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• SH — Shit Happens
• FBNRL — Funny But Not Really Laughing
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?

• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• MGMT — Management
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• BB — Baby Bloomers
• GWS — Get Well Soon
• M — Male
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• EOB — End Of Business
• GMA — Give Me Attention
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• DAWG — Dumb Ass White Guy
• CMD — Command
• FE — Fatal Error
• GD1 — GooD One
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• BA — Bad Ass
• AOL — All Our Love
• ISS — International Space Station
• BRH — Be Right Here
• THD — Total Harmonic Distortion
• BLOG — Web Log
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BBC — Blonde By Choice
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• LKG — Last Known Good
• DC — Disconnected
• AYT — Are You There
• MIL — Mother-In-Law
• ATK — Attack
• BER — Beyond Economical Repair
• OL — Old Lady
• EOL — End Of Line
• FWM — F*** With Me
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• MTH — Month
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• RTS — Ready To Send
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• BG — Big Grin
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• ALI — Act Like Intelligent
• DVD — Digital Versatile Disc
• LULU — Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
• FP — First Post

• SMO — Serious Mode On
• ALT — Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres
• BC — Before Coffee
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• 1NAM — One in a million
• CIA — Cash In Advance
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• BTO — By The Outside
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• DA — District Attorney
• SYSOP — System Operator
• BANANA — Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• CUN — See You Never
• WG — Wicked Grin
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• JBOD — Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
• AYOK — Are You OK
• YT — YouTube
• DUPE — Duplicate
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• FUTAB — Feet Up, Take a Break
• GDIAH — Go Die In A Hole
• JFF — Just For Fun
• CUNT — Caring Unattached Nice Type
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• PC — Player Character
• OTK — Over The Knee
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• LA — Los Angeles
• YL — Young Lady
• GR82CU — Great To See You
• D/L — Download
• CM — Call Menu
• RTV — Return To Vendor
• ESOSL — Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
• BBB — Bored Beyond Belief
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• CCNA — Cisco Certified Network Associated
• B — Back
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• BBIW — Big Brother Is Watching
• ASL? — Age? Sex? Location?

• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• BFL — Best Friend and Lover
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• DRM — Digital Rights Management
• VBR — Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• FDR — Franklin Delano Roosevelt
• DNA — Did Not Answer
• AZN — Asian
• EZ — Easy
• BKA — Better Known As
• CBW — Crash Bang Wallop
• IS — I'm Sorry
• DAW — Digital Audio Workstation
• AISB — As I Said Before
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• PD — Public Domain
• AAA — Awesome Awesome Awesome
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• DADS — Dumb As Dog Shit
• DOS — Denial Of Service
• BUDS — Buddies
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• MIA — Missing In Action
• TTS — Text To Speech
• AV — Audio/Video
• GTO — Going To Ohio
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• GEM — Generic Electronic Mail
• BST — But Seriously Though
• EMR — Embarrassing
• CES — Consumer Electronics Show
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• LJBF — Let's Just Be Friends
• GW — Guess What?
• COP — Close of Play
• F2T — Free to Talk
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• DDF — Drug And Disease Free
• PBM — Play By Mail
• ABU — All Buggered Up
• OPP — Other People's Problems
• G2G — Got To Go
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• SOSO — Same Old, Same-Old

• YKYB — You Know You've Been
• SAF — Single Asian Female
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• LBL — Label
• WB — Write Back
• SF — Science Fiction
• BB — Be Back
• DST — Daylight Saving Time
• DBR — Damaged Beyond Repair
• NMI — No Middle Initial
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• FMB — Frontline Message Board
• FA — Fat Admirer
• EOS — End of Story
• POV — Privately Owned Vehicle
• DYS — Do You See?
• AGM — Alt Good Morning
• GWA — Girl With Attitude
• BO — Back Office
• DOE — Depends on Experience
• WTH — What The Hell?
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• ETC — Et Cetera
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• EP — Extended Play
• NOP — No Operation
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• COTFL — Crawling on the Floor Laughing
• DYK — Did You Know?
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• BTFO — Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• GM — Group Message
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• OTD — out the door (discharged
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• ATBB — All Things Bright and Beautiful
• WORM — Write-Once, Read-Many
• LY — Love You
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• DF — Dear Friend
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• CID — Acid (the drug)
• BAD — Broken as designed
• UBD — User Brain Damage

• WBS — Write Back Soon
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• LTR — Letter
• FYR — For Your Reference
• GGM — Goodness Gracious Me
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• SLR — Single Lens Reflex
• FYA — For Your Action
• 1NS — One Night Stand
• EUC — Excellent Used Condition
• CCC — Casual Chinese Chick
• AAG — Almost Anything Goes
• TEL — Telephone
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• LTO — Linear Tape-Open
• BMG — Be My Guest
• RC — Remote Control
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• FYB — F*** You Bit**
• OW — Oh Well
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• UART — Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
• GTG — Got To Go
• DM — Dungeon Master
• PIBKAC — Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair
• ELLO — Hello (not an acronym)
• CPI — characters per inch
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• DMBD — Dumb Broad
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone System
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• COS — Change Of Subject
• BIT — Because It's Time
• DMV — Department of Motor Vehicles
• TBYB — Try Before You Buy
• ETX — End of Text
• BW — Beautiful Woman
• EOC — End Of Conversion
• DYKWIM — Do You Know What I Mean?
• YHM — You Have Mail
• AWTTW — A Word to the Wise
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• BUMO — Buried Under Mountains Of....
• BT — BitTorrent
• DPI — Dots per inch.
• CPH — Cutie Pie Husband

• LSP — Less Sensitive Person
• PMPO — Peak Music Power Output
• WAB — Windows Address Book
• NRFB — Never Removed From Box
• DJ — Dull Jerk
• DVR — Digital Video Recorder
• FD — First Date
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• AGP — Advanced Graphics Port
• BOC — But of Course
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• BD — Baby Dance
• DMCA — Digital Millennium Copyright Act
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• BANG — Be A Nice Guy
• DFTBA — Don't Forget to Be Awesome
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• DB — Don't Bother
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• SJM — Single Jewish Male
• BICBW — But I Could Be Wrong
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• BBW — Big Black Woman
• ASF — Alerting Standard Forum
• DLB — Don't Look Back
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• B4U — Before You
• AAF — As A Friend
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• AA — Automobile Association (UK)
• AWP — Ain't What's Paid
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• IWIK — I Wish I Knew
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• H/O — Hold On
• MFT — Master File Table
• ATST — At the Same Time
• GOK — God Only Knows
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• SBF — Single Black Female
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• N1 — Nice One
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• FON — Telephone
• CG — Computer Graphics
• BISS — Because I Say So
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• BWR — Badfinger Web Ring

• MRU — Most Recently Used
• DT — Don't Trust
• TBE — To Be Expected
• BFFNMW — Best Friend Forever No Matter What
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• (N) — thumbs down (MSN Messenger)
• DOF — degree of freedom
• PCB — Please Call Back
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• OOI — Out of Interest
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• EDD — Estimated Delivery Date
• CDC — Cult of the Dead Cow (hacker group)
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• CUNS — See You In School
• RTS — Read the Screen
• NR — Near Reality
• DSR — Dream So Real
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• DOT — Do One Thing
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• AP — Associated Press
• JIC — Just In Case
• OPM — Other People's Money
• BID — Back in the Days
• BS — Big Smile
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• GT — General Talk
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• DH — Dear Hubby
• 2GH — Together
• PLBKAC — Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
• GGRR — Good Grief Really Retarded
• CIL — critical items list
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• OOO — Out Of Order
• ASC — Alt Startrek Creative
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• CFN — Ciao for Now
• CJ — Crazy Jackass
• ADN — Any Day Now
• BYO — Bring Your Own
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• HH — Happy Happy
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• SFF — Small-Form-Factor
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• DLG — Devilish Little Grin
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow

• LEP — Light Emitting Polymer
• BFOG — Blouse Full Of Goodies
• ATM! — At The Moment
• GID — Get It Done
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• WCTYBTWHTKY — We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
• TEOTD — The end of the day
• FTR — For The Record
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• B2W — Back to Work
• BMGWL — Busting My Gut with Laughter
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• WYGAC — When You Get A Chance
• EMS — E-Mail Shorthand
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• YG — Young Gentleman
• BFMI — Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• BAF — Bring A Friend
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• NAND — Not And
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• GK — General Knowledge
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• ED — Erase Display
• FWIW — For Whoever Is Wondering
• FMTKFYTFO — For Me to Know, For You to Find Out
• PIC — Picture
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• GSH — Good Sense of Humour
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• FAM — Family
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• MOSPF — Multicast Open Shortest Path First
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• DUI — driving under the influence of alcohol
• DYHWIH — Do You Hear What I Hear
• D/A — Dear All
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• DNB — Do Not Bother
• TLG — The Living God
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head

• GTF — Goes Too Far
• STW — Search the Web
• GATT — General Agreement To Talk And Talk
• OOC — Out of Character
• GH — Going Home
• SLP — Super Long Play
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• BOTE — Back-Of-The-Envelope
• BIC — Best in Class
• WT — Without Thinking
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• BB — Bye-Bye
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• CP — Cutie Patootie
• CUS — Because
• DAR — Delete After Reading
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• 2K — $2000 (Applies to any other currency of the world)
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• ATEOTLYWBAT — At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
• GBYF — Go Bother Your Father
• AJ — Annoying Jerk
• GF — Good Friend
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• YHTBT — You Had To Be There
• YT — You There?
• AAF — Always And Forever
• BITD — Back in the Day
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• DYT — Don't You Think?
• OD — Oh Dear
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• NX — No Execute (Microsoft)
• DF — Dear Fiance
• DTA — Don't Trust Anyone
• JW — Just wondering
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• CYL — See You Later
• DVI — Digital Visual Interface
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• ASAIC — As Soon As I Can
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• BTFG — Buy the F***ing Game
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• BKM — Butt Kicking Mode
• CWYS — Chat With You Soon

• FTTB — For The Time Being
• BOU — Both Of You
• NINO — Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
• WD — Well Done
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• UBE — Unsolicited Bulk Email
• HAT — How About That?
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• WOA — Work of Art
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• OJ — Only Joking
• YGLT — You're Gonna Love This
• CTP — Computer to plate
• GLWT — Good Luck with That
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• NLI — Not Logged In
• YHL — You Have Lost
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• AMF — Adios, My Friend
• HAY — How Are You?
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• OTA — Over The Air
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• DTTAH — Don't Try This At Home
• GIG — Give It a Go
• VES — Very Evil Smile
• PEST — Please Excuse Slow Typing
• AFL — Alt Fan Letterman
• GG — Good Games
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• EOTWAWKI — End of the World As We Know It
• BOB — Brains on Board
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• MBM — Magnetic Bubble Memory
• DIY — Destroy It Yourself
• ?4U — Question For You
• ASF — Alt Seduction Fast
• G2G — Good to Go
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• FT — Faint
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• BKS — Best Kept Secret
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• GOS — For Good Order's Sake
• EMP — Excessive Multiple Posting
• DCF — Department of Children and Families
• CB — Cute Boy

• DK — Don't known
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• 2EZ — Too easy
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• ASA — As Soon As
• UTT — Under The Table
• BILY — Because I Love You
• ABP — Already Been Posted
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• PG — Pretty Good
• BFFWE — Best Friends Forever Without Expections
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• CYA — See Ya
• ASM — Alt Support Marriage
• TBDML — To Be Discussed Much Later
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• GL — Good Looking
• DLF — Dear Little Friend
• BKAM — Between Keyboard And Monitor
• LOI — Lack of Interest
• TGTF — Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
• MOS — Member of the Opposite Sex
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• 2G4E — ToGether ForEver
• HFY — Happy For You
• NIMFYE — Not In My Front Yard Either
• CYL — Catch You Later
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• BOTEC — Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
• WTC — World Trade Center
• YR — Yeah Right
• BTB — Bob the Builder
• DRA — Don't Recognize Acronyms
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• GIRL — Goddess In Real Life
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• EAD — Encoded Archival Description
• OJ — Orange Juice
• NBTD — Nothing Better to Do
• EMS — Emergency medical service
• MOC — Mint On Card
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• BBEG — Big Bad Evil Guy
• NMH — Not Much Here
• FML — F*** My Life
• GD — General Discussion
• DG — Discussion Group

• SF — Surfer Friendly
• GA — Go Ahead
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• RFT — Request For Thinking
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• & — Ampersand / 'and' sign
• RTT — Round Trip Timer
• JAM — Just A Minute
• DFKM — Don't F***in Kill Me
• TIE — Take It Easy
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• BOMBAY — Beware Of Many Boys AroundYou
• DAO — Does Anyone Own
• EMBO — Eat My Butt Out
• ALOTBSOL — Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• CTF — Capture The Flag
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• BBC — Bloody Bad Content
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• GM — Gutter Mouth
• BOTOH — But on the Other Hand
• GQ — Gentlemen Quarterly
• CD — cross-dresser
• CS — Counter-Strike (game)
• SFT — Sorry For That
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• M2M — Machine to Machine, Mobile
• WUGAC — When yoU Get A Chance
• GOOT — Get Out Of Town
• TIMTOWTDI — There Is More Than One Way To Do It
• BTAICBW — But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
• DW — Don't Walk
• BFBFF — Best Facebook Friend Forever
• GWAF — Getting Weak As F****
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• GOML — Get on My Level
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• BFFLAD — Best Friend Forever Life And Death
• AIA — All Interested Adults
• IYW — If You Wish
• TYLE — Took You Long Enough
• TFS — Three Finger Salute
• LLAP — Live Long And Prosper
• ATB — All The Best

• G2H — Go to Hell
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• WNOHGB — Where No One Has Gone Before
• FA — For Auction
• APC — Armoured personnel carrier
• LMCOA — Lost My Connection Once Again
• ADR — Ain't Doing Right
• WBMGF — Wanna Be My Girl Friend
• ABK — Any Body Killer
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• GLLG — Giggling Like a Little Girl
• GBO — Great Bearded One
• CW — Current Wisdom
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• LOA — List of acronyms
• DWKOTA — Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• EYT — Enjoy Yourself Tonight
• AC — Acceptable Content
• ROFPML — Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
• EAEC — East Asia Economic Caucus
• HAM — Handsome And Macho
• SMMWO — Shut My Mouth Wide Open
• DEU — Dumb End User
• AY — Ask Yourself
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• BFFAEAE — Best Friends Forever and Ever and Ever
• CC — Country Code
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• DEI! — Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• GDI — Gosh Darn Independent
• RCI — Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass)
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• DAMN — Don't Ask Me Nuthin
• BOG — Bunch Of Guys
• GOAL — Go Onto Another Level
• SOTA — State Of The Art
• AFO — All For One
• DGY — Doggy
• ITSM — IT Service Management
• CB — Ciao Baby
• G2K — Good to Know
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• MGB — May God Bless

• GWE — Green With Envy
• TEI — Total Economic Impact
• DTA — Don't Trust Anybody
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• CE — Common Era (substitute for AD)
• BABE — Burn At Both Ends
• CIO — Check It Out
• SSIA — Subject Says It All
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• DOD — Dear Old Dad
• FC — Fat Chance
• FIT — Fashion Institute of Technology
• WBMBF — Wanna Be My Boy Friend
• FOF — Friend of Friend
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• SBM — Single Black Male
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• 34U — Three words For You (I Love You)
• SJF — Single Jewish Female
• AWAFE — AlWays And ForEver
• NYP — Not Your Problem
• KYHOOYA — Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
• NTIM — Not That It Matters
• CPU — Cute People United
• DWKOTL — Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
• WYMOWS — Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
• NQA — No Questions Asked
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• GAL — Generic Array Logic
• FIFS — First In First Served
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• LIU — LAN Interface Unit
• AKM — Also Known Moron
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• EMP — Electro Magnetic Pulse
• CAM — Camera
• ABM — A Big Mistake
• NTTFLS — Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
• HB — Handsome Boy
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• CMIYC — Catch Me If You Can
• DNC — Do Not Care
• AAM — After All Men
• WBASAP — Write Back As Soon As Possible
• YAP — Yet Another Ploy
• BID — But I Digress

• ALSA — Alt Lycra Story Archive
• DSI — Do Something Interesting
• BW — Be well
• RBS — Really Big Screen
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• FTF — First to Find
• DNA — Do Not Ask
• AFD — Alt Fan Dragons
• AGU — All Grown Up
• FYS — Fine Young Specimen
• LMC — Lost My Connection
• 2CT — Second October
• ELT — Every Little Thing
• DBM — Don't Bother Me
• CCL — Couldn't Care Less
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• SBB — Stupid Beyond Belief
• LOHICA — Look Out, Here It Comes Again
• TNPP — Telocator Network Paging Protocol
• NR — No Reserve
• BYKTA — But You Knew That Already
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• DMY — Day Month Year
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• BA — Bad Attitude
• G4G — Go For Good
• NYCTMI — Now You Come to Mention It
• TIME — Tears In My Eyes
• LOLAROTG — Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• BB — Beanie Baby
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• CHAOS — Cant Have Anyone Over Syndrome
• AEAE — And Ever And Ever
• BIN — Buy It Now
• GT — Good Time
• GLS — Greater Light Stone
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• FIGJAM — F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
• VWS — Very Wicked Smile
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• DNTK — Don't Need To Know
• TYVL — Thank You Very Little
• GZ — Grats! (Congratulations)
• SH — Same Here
• CICU — Can I Call You?

• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• BYU — Boy, You're Ugly!
• 14AAA41 — One For All, And All For One
• AFH — Away From Home
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• MOM — Moment
• CYS — see you soon
• WYBMADIITY — Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
• BOB — Best Online Buddy
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• BAU — business-as-usual
• G8 — Gate
• DRY — Don't Repeat Yourself
• TWYAS — That's What You All Say
• AWE — Answered With Elegance
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• CTTS — Cute Things They Say
• 4Q — F*** You
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• BHD — Bad Hair Day
• GTGTB — Got To Go To Bed
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• NTK — Nice to Know
• WFHIT — What Fresh Hell Is This?
• 99 — Parent has left
• ALTA — A Little Too Arrogant
• DYSWIS — Do You See What I See
• HAGS — Have A Great Summer
• TTFF — Time To First Fix
• GB — Good Bye
• SEP — Signalling End Point
• FTFU — Fixed That For yoU
• GTL — Good To Last
• BYE — Between Your Ears
• DBAA — Don't Be An A***
• WYSIWYD — What You See Is What You Deserve
• GWK — Gawk
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• CSM — Cigarette Smoking Man
• DWI — Deal With It
• GC — Get Crazy
• TTM — To the Moderator
• DLOD — Doing Lots Of Drugs
• PG — Parental Guidance
• CC — Cutie Cutie
• HCU — Hawaii Chat Universe
• RTI — Real Time Interruption
• CC — Come Closer
• CSF — Cool Sig Forums
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis

• H — Hmm
• NAGI — Not A Good Idea
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• SBD — Silent But Deadly
• BLM — Bad Little Mother
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• EBI — Even Better If
• CPF — Can Pigs Fly?
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• FYI — For Your Innerself
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• TIWTGLGG — This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• BUMP — Bump Up My Post
• VBEG — Very Big Evil Grin
• PMFJIH — Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
• BOOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• DNF — Did Not Find
• NIDWTC — No I Don't Want to Chat
• FUBU — For U By U
• AT — All That
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humor
• CTTD — Cute Things They Do
• SWYP — So What's Your Problem
• BOL — Bug Out Location
• TMTLTBMG — There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• F — Female
• FD — Forum Discussion
• GTMA — Great Minds Think Alike
• DBL — Don't Be Late
• MOTM — Member of the Month
• WYSBANRTWYG — What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• AFE — Alt Fan Eddings
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• GFK — Go Fly A Kite
• CRB — Come Right Back
• NIT — Not in Therapy
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• PUNTS — People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• LWB — Long wheel base
• MWMT — Mint with mint tags
• Q — Queue
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• AFW — Alt Fan Wedge
• PITBY — Put It in Their Back Yard

• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• FFF — Friends for Free
• FAM — Family Assessment Measure
• GIGO — Garbage In, Garbage Out
• AUT? — Are You There?
• LFS — Large File Support
• DTC — Down To Chill
• NAHW — Not A Happy Woman
• BLT — Be Like Them
• GFYS — Go F*** Yourself
• JP — Just playing 
• WTTM — Without Thinking Too Much
• BTWITIAILWU — by the way I think I am in love with you
• PCO — Please Carry On
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• BHAP — Be HAPpy
• ROFLAHMSL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
• BOB — Back of Bus
• AG — Anything Goes
• GLM — Good Looking Mom
• CQ — Come Quickly
• BOLTOP — Better On Lips Than On Paper
• FFF — Fan Fiction Forum
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• CTG — Can Talk Guns
• ALVB — Asta La Vista, Baby
• BOTD — Benefit of the Doubt
• FUC — Funny / Useful / Cool
• PYS — Pack Your Stuff
• DTMF — Dump The Mother Figure
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• G2R — Got to Run
• BING — But It's Not Google
• DMC — Devil May Care
• GBCW — Good Bye Cruel World
• DYHAGF — Do You Have A Girlfriend
• KTCOOTN — Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• CAT — Can't Answer That
• BEF — Bug Eyed Freak
• SWM — Single White Male
• NYM — New York Minute
• CSI — Can't Stand It
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• MIB — Mint In Box
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• GL HF — Good Luck, Have Fun

• CBA — Cannot Be Angry
• JPW — Just Plain Weird
• R/T — Real Time
• DV — Don't Vomit
• OSIM — Oh Shoot It's Monday
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• BTK — Bit Too Kewl
• EIF — Exercise In Futility
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• FTF — First Things First
• DLN — Don't Leave Now
• DAE — Does Anybody Else
• GTFOH — Get The F*** Out of Here
• FTSO — Figure That Stuff Out
• GAC — Get A Clue
• FAP — First Aid Post
• CULTR — See You Later
• B — Backlash
• ISAGN — I See A Great Need
• DIIN — Damned If I Know
• AH — Available Happy
• SUFID — Screwing Up Face in Disgust
• AAM — All About Me
• CS — Cool Stuff
• AJ — Arrogant Jerk
• NTIMM — Not That It Matters Much
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• GAS — Got A Second
• DTC — Dans Ton Cul
• CHM — Charming
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• IROOC — I've Run Out of Cigarettes
• AA — Ask About
• CM — Call Memory
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BETCHA — Bet you
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• YKIYEI — You Killed It, You Eat It
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• GCG — Grammatically Correct Girl
• :@) — Im/Your are a little Piggey
• AMFYOYO — Adios, My Friend, You're On Your Own
• EON — Everything or Nothing
• FON — Freak of Nature
• BFFH — Best Friends From Hell
• DIM — Does It Matter
• JMOOC — Just My Opinion of Course
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• ROTFLBTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
• TTBE — That's to Be Expected

• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• DMS — Don't Mean Shit
• LSHIH — Laughing So Hard It Hurts
• G — Gorgeous
• ROFTTPOF — Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
• G — Google
• HAG — Hi And Goodbye
• CIP — Chat In Private
• WE — whatever
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• CEG — Cool Evil Guy
• BIO — Biological Industry Organization
• GC — Good Call
• SWDYRTW — Since When do You Rule the Web?
• GIRL — Girls In Real Life
• DGAF — Don't Give A F***
• DZ — Dozen
• WAEF — When All Else Fails
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Dessert
• BH — Big Handsome
• DFTS — Don't Forget to Smile
• TPAE — The Possibilities Are Endless
• AINT — If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• NTIBOA — Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• BFL — Back From Lunch
• BB — Baby Bird
• TA — Thanks Again
• GOWI — Get On With It
• WYTTIWTK — What You Tell Them Is What They Know
• GOTH — Grumpy Old Toothless Hags
• OTOOH — On the Other Other Hand
• MCIBTY — My Computer Is Better Than Yours
• LTBF — Learn to Be Funny
• FOB — Fine Oriental Boy
• HHH — Hope This Helps
• ATM — Across the Miles
• LSFIAB — Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
• OT1H — On The One Hand
• YWEL — You'Re Welcome Even Less
• LSHIPMP — Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
• EPD — Excessive Posting Disorder
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• DEA — Don't Expect Anything
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• ATE — After the Event
• NIAA — No Idea At All
• BAL — Brilliant And Lovely
• ACCT — Accounting Records
• BSV — Best Site Visited

• GI — Great Idea
• IUTKATS — I Used to Know All That Stuff
• ROFLOLVH — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
• FUN — Fairly Unique Name
• WTSDS — Where The Sun Don't Shine
• GTTV — Great Time To Visit
• ASAT — As Simple As That
• FOMCL — Fell Off My Chair Laughing
• TTMNR — Take The Money aNd Run
• SIMMS — Single Inline Memory Modules
• HDYK — How Do You Know?
• WTHDTM — What The Hell Does That Mean?
• GDR — Grin Duck And Run
• GD&RVVF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
• MILG — Make it Look Good
• LTHTT — Laughing Too Hard to Type
• WYSINEWYGBIC — What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
• CU2M — See You Tomorrow
• CSTM — Chuckling Silently to Myself
• ROFLASC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
• ITAH — Is There Anybody Here
• B2K — Back to Keyboard
• BIB — Baby In Belly
• DAD — Dashing and Debonair
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• NR — near Ripon
• BEH — Blue Eyed Hottie
• SMOP — Small Matter of Programming
• BTOYA — Be There Or (it's) Your A**
• VWG — Very Wicked Grin
• GD — Gosh Darn
• ES — Even Steven
• GABI — Grin and Bear It
• GH — Go Home
• FYL — F*** Your Life
• BB — Baby Boomer
• ASD — A Silly Dementor
• DETAI — Don't Even Think About It
• DYO — Do Your Own
• CRR — Chat Room Regular
• BBF — Best Buddies Forever
• IRA — Irish Republican Army see PIRA
• CYR — Can You Remember
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• DMA — Doesn't Mean Anything
• DA — Don't Ask
• BTDTGTTSAWIO — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt And Wore It Out
• FDL — Fat, Dumb, and Lazy
• FEL — F*** Everybody's Life
• ANC — African National Congress

• BS — Biting Sarcasm
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• CMT — See My Thread
• DIRL — Die in Real Life
• GWLF — Gee Whizz Lemon Fizz
• CPC — Clogged Poop Chute
• DURS — Damn You Are Sexy
• BOOB — Best Oddball Online Buddy
• SPKR — Speaker
• AP — Ahh Phooey
• BOAH — Back Off A** Hole
• GTMI — Got To Make It
• BRBNC — Be Right Back Nature Calls
• DSL — Do Shout Loudly
• AWMT — Are We Meeting Tomorrow?
• CFM — Cant Find Me
• EYU — Eat You Up
• GUFN — Grounded Until Further Notice
• GA — Go Away
• ARGH — Expressing annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration (not an acronym)
• ANI — Age Not Important
• TOBG — This Oughta Be Good
• NPLU — Not People Like Us
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• FAO — For Attention Of
• CR — Comfort Room
• DRY — Drunk Rock Youth
• BBW — Beautiful Black Woman
• FQA — Frequently Questioned Answers
• CWC — Compressed Worlds Chat
• NICBDAT — Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
• DMV — Download Music Videos
• BIO — Biological Informatics Office
• BOL — Bust Out Laughing
• OT — Other Topic
• DJ — Dumb Jerk
• AAF — As your friend
• DITYID — Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
• DNR — Do Nothing Right
• CMNR — con mẹ nó rồi
• CG — Cool Guy
• CBC — Canadian Broadcasting Corporationration
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• AGR — Alt Gathering Rainbow
• CMIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• ASAR — Alt Sexual Abuse Recovery
• AM — Antagonistic Message
• ELF — Ever Lasting Friends
• WIGAC — When I Get A Chance
• RLCO — Real Life Conference

• GD&W — Grinning, Ducking and Weaving
• MBUC — Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
• BDI — Beginners Discussion Initiative
• TXT — Text
• TMSHTF — Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
• GAF — Gaming Age Forum
• GAY — Good As You
• BR — Bunny Rabbit
• DI — Damned Impressive
• FIGA — Forget It, Go Away
• AMG — Ah My Goddess
• FOI — Full of It
• GFE — Get Finished Early
• B — Background
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• BBR — Broken/Burned Beyond Repair
• NR — Nearest Relative
• BB — Before Baby
• GRITS — Girl Raised In The South
• ACU — All Completely Useless
• GSS — Go Suck Something
• ADF — Absolutely Daft Fool
• DTI — Do Them In
• FV — From Val
• 2G2B4G — To Good To Be Forgotten
• TGFTCL — Thank God For The Chat Line
• DWYL — Don't Waste Your Life
• BCS — Big Crock of Stuff
• FL — Freakin Loser
• BLA — Boring Lame Annoying
• BAR — Beyond All Recognition
• NAHM — Not A Happy Man
• DHL — Didn't Have Lunch
• BB — Baby Boy
• SWCOC — Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
• BDD — Blog Dysmorphic Disorder
• GTH — Good To Hear
• ROTFLSTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
• BC — Before Christmas
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• *BX — Starbox
• BTW — But That's Wild
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• AW — All Wet
• DMG — Daily Mail Group
• ANFAWFOS — And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
• DC — Disconnected Computing
• BIO — Bun in the Oven
• BBM — Boyfriend Being Mean
• CILWY — Crazy In Love With You

• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bong
• O — Over
• BIO — Bring It On
• BIO — By Invitation Only
• FOOL — Fragged Out Old Loser
• GTGTS — Got To Go To Sleep
• BNL — Buy n Large
• FPNI — First Post Nails It
• EMITAS — Excuse Me, I am Taking A Survey
• ALF — Amiga Loads Faster
• AIS — Ain't It Sweet
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• FB — Friendship Book
• CM — Chat Maniac
• BF — Bisexual Female
• HELP — Hello Everyone, Lets Party!
• ABT — Anything But The ....
• DCS — Database Connection Services
• AFAIC — As Fast As I Can
• ABH — Anonymous Blow Hard
• BMG — Big Mean Girl
• BOG — Better Online Graffiti
• C-P — Sleepy
• DBTG — Dont Be That Guy
• FOOSH — Fall on an Outstretched Hand
• WTMKF — Welcome To My Kill Filter
• GOTCHA — Give Others The Chance To Have An
• DIY — Do not Involve Yourself
• FDROTFL — Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
• C&V — Chapter & Verse
• DFLI — Don't Feel Like It
• BVD — Big Victorious Daddy
• CFR — Call For References
• GDT — Grateful Dead Talk
• GAS — Go Ahead Single
• GCF — Good Clean Fun
• BARF — Bay Area Riders Forum
• DTIP — Don't Take It Personally
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Him/Her
• DAM — Don't Ask Me
• MOM — Momentary Contact
• AFD — Always Falling Down
• DTM — Don't Trust Me
• ESP — Extra Sex Please
• GRIT — Global Ranma Insanity Thread
• ANYTM — Anytime
• DCC — Direct Chat Connection
• GB — Going Bananas
• G1 — Good One
• FGF — Forest Guardians Forums

• BTW — Between the Worlds
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• CU — Coming Unglued
• FBI — Friends Beyond Infinity
• CBL — Check Back Later
• FN — Forum Notice
• H2H — Hard to Handle
• FAP — Find A Phone
• HC — Holy Crap
• FIMO — Forget It, Move On
• BFFA — Best Friends Forever After
• CLJ — Cute Lil Jewels
• HD — Horse Dung
• AHF — Always Having Fun
• BOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• GT — Good Times Emporium
• BP! — B**ch Please!
• ATC — Any to Come
• AITYD — And I Think You Do
• DCME — Don't Call Me Easy
• BFFTLTD — Best Friend Forever To Love Till Death
• BOSS — Back Office Software System
• BBP — Big Beautiful People
• TTLFN — That's The Lot For Now
• GGP — Gotta Go Potty
• GLG — Good Looking Guy
• DREAM — Drugs Rule Everything Around Me
• EB — Emotional Baggage
• HB — How Boring
• ASAHP — As Soon As Humanly Possible
• DFL — Dumb, Fat, and Lazy
• BMW — Beautiful Mature Woman
• AHA — Awesome Heavenly Angel
• DLTM — Digital Line Termination Module
• AAK — Asleep At the Keyboard
• FFFL — Fabulous Friends For Life
• DSL — Doesn't Seem Likely
• FWEB — Friends With Emotional Benefits
• CDMA — Code Divisionsion Multiple Access
• EOF — End Of Friday
• BHH — Bless His Heart
• DWL — Dead With Laugh
• FOG — Four Old Guys
• DMBT — Do Me Bad Things
• ANT — A New Thing
• FTMO — Friends That Make Out
• GINU — Glad I'm Not You
• POM — Phase Of The Moon
• FTD — Feeling Totally Disgusted
• CJ — Crude Jerk

• BI — Beyond Incredible
• BURMA — Be Undressed and Ready, My Angel
• DIL — Deep In Love
• BBL — Bailey Blanchard Lawrence
• FOCUS — Forum of Children United to Succeed
• EB — Emotional Buzz
• LYWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• AD — Awesome Dude
• SDK — Software Developer's Kit
• CIO — Cry It Out
• DLOL — Dear Little Old Dady
• FOIL — Forum of Indian Leftists
• ACCT — Account Codes
• GFE — Grounds for Enjoyment
• GTBK — Got To Be Kidding
• ALTA — A Long Time Ago
• BFFL — Best Friends Forever Love
• GMH — Give Me Hope
• BYE — Between Your Eyes
• AVE — Always Very Expensive
• ADIDAU — All Day I Dream About You
• BMS — Be A Mess
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• AMIIS — Ask Me If I'm Surprised
• FOCL — Falling Off Chair Laughing
• FTFE — First Time for Everything
• GG — Gorgeous Granny
• HHH — Hot Huge Hooters
• BWOM — By Word of Mouth
• ASD — Another Silly Disorder
• B — Brother
• GJA — Good Job All
• DGL — Dog Gone Lovely
• AQ — Attractive Quotient
• AFI — A Flame Ignited
• CTP — Congenial Talking Philosophers
• AIC — An Irresistible Combination
• GVL — Garden Variety Lamer
• AATP — All About The Paper
• FSW — Find Someone Who
• ER — Electronic Relationships
• CY — Crazy You
• BIC — Back In Character
• AE — Almost Enjoyable
• ENSA — Every Night Something Atrocious
• DTCBMC — Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control
• AJ — Another Joke
• HAM — Haven't Any Money
• FW — Flame Wars
• FSM — Foolishly Spent Money

• BHAT — Banging Head Against Table
• COA — Center of Attention
• CIC — Chat In Character
• BFWL — Back Flip While Laughing
• DGFL — Dirty Girl For Life
• BTTP — Back to the Point
• GL — Good Lovin
• FLG — Fat Loudmouth Guy
• DMBL — Dumbbell
• DBF — Depressed Best Friend
• ADD — Advanced Dumbass Disorder
• DSG — Doing Something Good
• CB — Clueless Boy
• BV — British Virgin
• BYOP — Be Your Own Person
• BY — Brace Yourself
• AC — Absolutely Charming
• BB — Bebi / Baby
• CTY — Cant Tell You
• AMF — About Motorcycles Forums
• DACT — Dreams All Come True
• ATWF — Ask The Wife First
• CRZY — CRAZY WOMAN CREEK BANCORP INC.
• BFFLTDDUP — Best Friends For Life Until Death Do Us Part
• GOE — Gym over Everything
• FP — Funny Party
• AICN — Ain't It Cool News
• CHAOS — Create Havoc Around Our System
• BCNU — be seeing' you
• CSBTIA — Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again
• BUDWEISER — Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulaly
• GB — Gorgeous Brute
• DIVA — Delightfully Interesting Vivacious Attitude
• ANBAT — Ain't Nothing But A Thing
• AV — Anonymous Visitor
• FQ — Fairly Quick
• DOB — Did Our Best
• DFS — Duty Free Shopping
• ANC — Annoying New Character
• AFU — Alt Folklore Urban
• ASAE — Always Standing Always Eating
• GTFH — Go To F***ing Hell
• DRM — Doesn't Really Matter
• CWB — Crazy White Boys
• CRA — Can't Remember Anything
• BF — Big Fat
• GIY — Get It Yourself
• DDT — Dirty Dream Tonight
• GOB — Girls On Boys
• HH — Happy Humper

• BCBTB — Breasts Can't Be Too Big
• BB — Baby Bullet
• CW — Compared With
• GC — Go Cool
• BMFL — Best Mate For Life
• ELE — Everyone Love Everyone
• COW — Cheap Or What
• DF — Discussion Forum
• GTM — Good to Me
• CTF — Calm The Fire
• FBM — Fat Bald Man
• BFITWW — Best Friend In The Whole World
• BFD — Big Friggin Deal
• EOT — The End Of The ....
• BAF — Biafra Actualization Forum
• FACT — Friends of Alachua County Talk
• FC — Face Contact
• EDU — Excuse Divide Us
• AACT — Adults and Children Talking
• FAM — The Family Channel
• GTFOMF — Get The F*** Out of My Face
• 9 — Parent in room
• AGI — A Grand Idea
• FTA — First Time At ....
• ADR — Any Day Really
• EG — Evil Girlfriend
• 2DE — Today
• DTB — Don't Turn Back
• FTL — Far Too Late
• CFN — Can't Find A Name
• DWT — Don't Waste Trees
• BBB — Big Black Book
• EGB — Extremely Greedy Bore
• HDC — Hackers Dot Com
• CWAL — Can't Wait Any Longer
• ABX — Alt Binaries X
• EB — European Boy
• GTSY — Good To See You
• FDI — Finally Did It
• GTS — Google That S***
• BIMP — Bring In More People
• EGG — Enlightened Grammar Geek
• GMTA — Gosh, Me Too Also!
• BH&H — Be Healthy and Happy
• AI — Awe Inspiring
• FBI — Find Boys Immediately
• DKY — Don't Kill Yourself
• DYLIAC — Do You Live In A Cave?
• CCL — Certified Chat Leader
• CHC — Couldn't Honestly Care

• BEV — Beautiful Evil Vixen
• HC — Help Chat
• CBP — Consumed By Passion
• AOK — Alt Om K
• FGR — Frequently Generates Responses
• EA — Extremely Amazing
• FOG — Full Of Garbage
• AFH — Alt Fan Hanson
• HAT — Here And There
• GFUS — Go F*** YourSelf
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Flash
• ECM — Email Campaign Management
• CWD — Comment When Done
• HG — Hey guys
• GLOST — Get Lost
• BCIS — Bull Crap in Society
• FFA — Frequently Forgotten Answers
• CMC — Cash More Cash
• FL — Friggin Loser
• BROKEN — Hungover from alcohol (not an acronym)
• @NER8 — At Any Rate
• 4EVAINLVWITU — For Ever In Love With You
• CP — Created Posts
• AEWD — Any Excuse Will Do
• BMW — Belongs to My Wife
• GD — God Dammit
• CYAL8R — See You All Later
• AAN — Another Authors Note
• DNC — Do Not Cry
• CYBER — Changing Yesterdays Behavior For Enhanced Results
• CD9 — Parents around (Code 9)
• CM — Chat Monitor
• GBHANDK — Great Big Hug(s) and Kiss(es)
• FATH — First and Truest Husband
• FROG — Furnaced Room Over Garage
• EMSC — EVERY MAN SENDS CIGNALS
• CUTS — Coming Up The Stairs
• FOCLMAO — Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
• FQA — Facts, Questions, and Answers
• GTTS — Got To Tell Somebody
• COH — Change of Heart
• BUN — Back Up Name
• CTFD — Calm the Freak Down
• EBS — Excessive Boredom Syndrome
• BR — Best Reply
• GTF — Got To Fart
• EAD — Eat All Day
• FTFT — For The Final Time
• GOAT — Galoot Oldtools Archive of Threads
• GAF — Genuine Admirer Of Females

• GIM — Great Instant Messenger
• BC — Blind Crossing
• DV — Drunken Vampire
• BUMP — Bring Us More Posts
• HCIH — How Can I help
• ASCA — Alt Startrek Creative All
• DSL — Doesnt Seem Logical
• GIMP — Good Intentions, Malicious People
• CTW — Call Them Whatever
• FAO — Fin Addicts Online
• AIB — After I Buy
• AIA — Active Internet Addicts
• HFC — Hot French Chick
• CTFO — Chill The F*** Out
• BIFF — But I Fell Flat
• FMA — Formal Martial Artist
• FPOC — Friends Point Of Contact
• AIDA — Another Insulting Deceptive Announcement
• DL — Don't Look
• AYS — Announce Your Site
• EQ — Enjoyment Quota
• FTFOI — For the Fun of It
• AP — Awesome person/people
• HI — Hanging Indent
• ARF — A Ravishing Female
• GIWIST — Gee, I Wish I Said That
• BTW — Be That Way (less common)
• FOS — Freak Out Squad
• CIS — Can It Sam
• GWT — Grin With Teeth
• DMB — Dodo's Message Board
• GKW — God Knows Where
• FYOS — Find Your Own Shine
• BEM — Bug Eyed Monster
• GWTP — Get with the Program
• GOP — Great Old Place
• CX — Classic X-Men
• DSS — Darling Step-Son
• GOSH — Grown Adult Still Home
• BL — Big And Lovable
• AFR — Alt Fairs Renaissance
• BFFOC — Best Friends Forever of Course
• FIS — Fake Information System
• AK — Ass Kickers
• BTW — Between the Wars
• BATB — Beating Around The Bush
• CAR — Can Anyone Recommand
• ASC — Alt Smokers Cigars
• BB — Baby Bjorn
• ADN — Anno Dommino Now

• BS — Bring Snickers
• 2DA — Today
• CPCI — Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator
• DT — Debate Thread
• CB — Chat Board
• FWP — Freedom Wealth And Privacy
• GAL — Getting All the Loot
• FIGH — Forget it, Go Home
• GGWAB — Good God What a Booty (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
• DGI — Doesn't Get It
• AO — All The Other
• EDGE — Endtime Discussion Group Exchange
• BTTP — Back To The Present
• FAIR — Forum Against Islamophobia Racism
• GWB — Girl With a Body
• BB — Baby Back
• DS — Dominance and Submission
• HA — Humor Attitude
• GSS — Grass Smoking Squad
• DE — Do Easy
• D/L — Down Low
• HFB — Hugs From Behind
• ARS — Alt Religion Scientology
• BLAH — Better Laugh And Hug
• FYI — Forget Your Idea
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
• BB — Baby Blanket
• ASTD — Always Something To Do
• CMFIC — Chief MothaF***a In Charge
• BYOA — Be Your Own Awesome
• GTA — Gosh, Tremendous Attributes!
• BOG — Boring Old Games
• AYS? — Are You Serious?
• GRACE — Goofy Recluses Are Creating Everything
• BD — Big Dummy
• FTFM — First Time For Me
• EMO — EMOtional person
• ABOFAL — Alright, But Only For A Little
• GOOGLE — Girl's Only Online Liberal Engagement
• HAM — He asked me
• AGE — Awesome Girls Exclusively
• AG — Awesome Guy
• BBI5 — Be Back In 5 minutes
• FAM — Family Arabian Mare
• GM — Goodness Me
• BLAH — Both Lovable And Hollistic
• DHACM — Don't Have A Cow, Man
• GPH — Great Performing Heli
• FISH — For Immediate Sympathetic Help
• FWD — Flying While Drunk

• DUSL — Do You Scream Loud?
• DWTT — Down With Text Talk
• CAY — Caring About Youth
• DBS — Drunken Brainless Scum
• FOB — Fabulous Oriental Being
• DWA — Don't Wish To Answer
• CL — Crazed Lunatic
• GLH — Great Looking Hair
• GIGO — Gee I Goofed Ok
• DYLM? — Do You Like Me?
• GLH — Goes Like Heck
• GV — Great Vehicle
• EBN — Educational Bloggers Network
• ECP — Electronic Costume Party
• GTJ — Got To Jog
• GLP — Good looking person
• AIRS — Automated Ip Request System
• ETW — Easier Than Writing
• BAD — Big Awful Disaster
• FFF — Fightin Fundamentalist Forum
• FU — Formerly Undesirable
• HHRU — Hello How Are You?
• DC — Daily Chump
• GOAP — Go Outside And Play
• DYO — Design Your Own
• AC — Always Crap
• AFY — Anywhere For You
• EF — Evaluation of Friend
• BB — to be, baby
• BA — Bloggers Anonymous
• COOL — Cool Oozy Overweighted Loser
• AGR — Anime Gag Room
• CWS — Cool Web Stuff
• FTD — Frequenting The Doghouse
• DBA — Dumb But Assertive
• FF — Forum Feedback
• EA — Easily Amused
• CPR — Coffee Provides Refreshment
• DEAR — Dumb Entries Aren't Read
• AC — Alt Cataclius
• EU — Everything Unbelievably
• DHL — Don't Hurry Love
• FYF — Fear Your Fate
• FLAPS — A Magnificent Play On Words! 'Favorite Local Auto Parts Store'
• BFFL — Best Friend For Laughing
• FPA — Frequent Post Archive
• DILLIGAF? — Does It Look Like I Give A F***?
• FTL — For the Ladies
• BETH — Best Everyone Tell Her
• DBL — Don't Bother Looking

• FOMAL — Fell On My Ass Laughing
• CJ — Consistent Jackass
• GM — Good Message
• CMND — con mẹ nó đi
• GW — Gutless Wonder
• CIMB — Crying in my beer
• DH — Dearest Husband
• BBSK — Best Buds Since Kindergarden
• GT — Gallery Talk
• CASA — Computer Aided Social Activity
• FN — Fine Condition
• ASD — Alt Support Depression
• GTGMMLOMS — Got To Go, My Mums Looking Over My Shoulder
• BTL — Bigger Than Life
• GTP — Gone To Pee
• FO — Friends Of
• GWAR — God, What A Racket
• AJ — Aaaahh Juicy
• AML — Animorph Mailing List
• FBI — Fine, Beautiful, and Intelligent
• GTGI — Got To Get It
• DYW — Do Your Work
• CBBTSO — Can't Be Bothered To Stay On
• FRC — Funky Radically Cool
• GS — Good save
• CMOT — Cut My Own Throat
• CPI — Cocktail Party Information
• BB — Baby Bass
• BAB — Bad Ass Brother
• DAG — Delightfully Attractive Girl
• FIGF — Forget It, Gone Fishing
• FMOG — Find Me On Google
• GL — Get Lucky
• EIETMO — Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
• CT — Cool Topics
• GO — Get One
• DZD — Dozed
• CMNL — con mẹ nó luôn
• BTCM — But They Call Me
• ANA — American Nerd Association
• FSW — Forgotten Senshi Webring
• BBC — Barely Believable Content
• EP — Everything's Possible
• DINK — Design Is Nifty Kids
• HAK — Hugs And Kissess
• FYAD — F*** You and Die
• FFF — Five Favourite Forum
• BASOTI — By Any Stretch Of The Imagination
• C — Crabby
• H2G — Had to Go

• GPA — Great Party at AOL
• GLF — Good Luck Friends
• AWCIGO — And Where Can I Get One?
• BIW — Bitter Infertile Woman
• BTL — Better Try Later
• COU — Counting On You
• DBI — Don't Buy It
• GIRL — Girlfriend
• BV — Brain Value
• GRR — Give Ring And Run
• ESP — Extra Sensual People
• CMB — Cute Married Blond
• GPF — General Procreation Fault
• ABS — Albino BlackSheep
• GF — Girl Friend
• BB — Baby Blue
• AWYWI — Any Way You Want It
• FAATC — Fell Asleep At The Computer
• DNC — Do Not Come
• GOTSDYC — Going Out To Smoke, Do You Care?
• AFS — Alt Fan Starwars
• FAM — Family Awareness Method
• BRBB — Be right back baby
• GPS — Great Positioning Stuff
• DLT — Display Launcher Thingamajigs
• GO — Get Online
• CML — Cute Mercenaries Lair
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Branch
• FOO — First One of Our ....
• GLI — Good Looking Individual
• BGFN — Be Gone for Now
• GD — Group Deal
• GTBOSH — Glad To Be Of Some Help
• G — Gosh
• DTM — Dark Tall Man
• CYBER — Children's Yearly Best Ever Reads
• AGW — Alt Games Wolfenstein
• CGM — Clean Green Machine
• BBWC — Be Back When Commercial is on
• GG — Great Gal
• BKNI — Better KNow It
• HCYEAT — How Can You Eat All That?
• BB — Big and Beautiful
• BA — Big Attitude
• GLH — Genuine Looking Hair
• BA — Bloody Awful
• BB — Booby baby
• GWAR — Grotesque, Weird, and Reprobate
• DMB — Dumb Mad Bloke
• AOL — Always Off Line

• CST — Continuing Story Thread
• FOT — Fell Off A Truck
• HI — Humorous Individual
• GLH — Good Luck Hug
• DMA — Don't Mention Age
• DP — Digital Performer
• BMW — Brains Must Wander
• FIQ — Frequently Ignored Questions
• ACT — Anxiety Chat Topics
• GD — Great Day
• DYS — Do Your Stuff
• DEM — Division of Engineering Mathematics
• DZL — Dazzle
• GS — Good And Slow
• DBC — Don't Be Curious
• ASAP — Adult Singles at Peace
• DMC — Dust My Couch
• CPS — Certified Parent Sniper
• GWWYK — Go With What You Know
• FRC — Flamingo Reseller Convention
• DOI — Doing Ok Intentionally
• BB — Baby Brother
• FOB — Frequently Out of the Building
• CSP — Chronically Serious People
• EP — Electronic Posters
• BEIL — Bowhunter Education Instructor's Lounge
• GE — Gone Elsewhere
• GD — Get Digital
• BB — Boom Baby
• DC — Doesn't Count
• AC — Always Crappy
• CROW — Cyanide Remy Overdose And Wired
• GO — Groups Online
• DAYS — Donate As You Surf
• FP — Fun Person
• DS — Dream Street
• BB — Baby Birth
• GL — Great looking
• DILLIC? — Does It Look Like I Care?
• FOE — Friends Of Elite
• GT — General Topic
• BOD — Blogs Of Dreamers
• AT — Alt.Tasteless
• DL — Don't Laugh
• EMAFN — Emitting More Air From Nose
• CTR — Can't Think Right
• HFC — Heading For Castration
• CYA — Configure Your Autoexec
• CCDF — Collector's Car Discussion Forum
• BB — Baby Bett

• AM — Anytime Maybe
• AOB — Address Old Business
• ESP — Extra Sensitive Personality
• E — Either
• FBI — Fully Blew It
• E — Everything
• DEP — Don't Even Pray
• BB — Baby Bull
• DC — Devastating Charisma
• AFI — After Frozen Innocence
• GG — Gorgeous Guy
• CSI — Cookies Sound Interesting
• GM — Get Mechanic
• GD — Great Deal
• B — Bisexual
• C — Cute
• BB — Beyond Bored
• CVRZ — Covers
• GT — Great Times
• GLWO — Good Lord! We're Old!
• FT — Full of Trash
• FTS — F*ck That S*it
• BF — Best Friends
• FTE — Face The Evil
• DWI — Drinking While Interacting
• GIC — Gee, It's Crappy
• GGOH — Gotta Get Outta Here
• DIMWYT — Don't Interrupt Me, Wait Your Turn
• G — Galactic
• HF — Habba Forum
• FRED — Funky Robotic Electronic Device
• DJ — Disinterested Jerk
• ECP — Easyrider's Chat Page
• CIM — Cooked In Marseille
• CTR — Close The Rectum
• AIS — Abyssmally Inferior Spellers
• BB — Big Baby
• BF — Boswells Forum
• BB — Baby Beehinds
• GT — Gettting Tired
• BRBRB — Be Right Back ReBoot
• BB — Baby Babble
• AC — Absolutist Cutest
• DCM — Don't Cry Mama
• FOSIC — Friends Of Stars Internet Club
• BTW — Bye Till Wednesday
• DH — Debated Heatedly
• BWYH — Bring What You Have
• BB — Battered Baby
• FIGP — Forget It, Get Pissed

• HAL — Habitually Asinine Laughs
• AYS? — Are You Sure?
• BB — Baby Bonus
• HD — Horrible and Detrimental
• ATC — Anime Topic Chat
• DPM — Don't Punch Me
• BS — Be Sweet
• AFI — A Fretboard Inside
• AIS — Ain't It Strange
• BB — baby bits
• HD — Hopelessly Deaf
• GF — Globus Forum
• GG — Grinning Gregariously
• BB — Baby Bundler
• AT — Alternative Thread
• DT — Dead Twirps
• E — Enraged
• GS — Good Seeing
• CCC — Coolnamedenied's Cybercave Cramsession
• GD — Geek Diatribe
• GM — Get Medieval
• BTW — Between The Words
• CT — Completely Trippendicular
• FAM — Family of Frequencies
• H — Huggable

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