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Look through 2575 acronyms and abbreviations related to Chat:
ALR
— A Little Respect
CFC
— Chat First Com
CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
FYKA
— For Your Kind Attention
FYI&A
— For Your Information and Action
FYKI
— For Your Kind Information
TMTC
— Too Many To Count
EA
— Each (as in a unit of measurement - one each)
18R
— Text messaging shorthand for "later": 1 = l 8 = ate r = r
FT
— Full text
1432
— I Love You Too
8
— Oral Sex
BAE
— Before Anyone Else
2XB
— Too Big
143
— I Love You (letters in each word)
FRM
— From
DTN
— Don't Tell Nobody
GGWP
— Good Game Well Played
OTP
— On the Phone
GM
— Good Morning
AMF
— Adios Mother Fucker
LAN
— Local Area Network
N/A
— Not Applicable
8X5
— 8 hours a week, 5 hours a day
PPL
— People
TBH
— To Be Honest
BF/GF
— Boyfriend/Girlfriend
PST
— Please Send Tell
G8T
— Great
EMC
— Even More Confused
(Y)
— thumbs up (MSN Messenger)
DYU
— Do You Understand
GTO
— Get Turned On
FRFR
— For Real For Real
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
W/
— With
ETA
— Estimated Time of Arrival
JSYK
— Just So You Know
CTC
— Care to Chat?
53X
— sex
WDYLL
— What Do You Look Like
G.W.S
— Get Well Soon
G4Y
— Good For You
USA
— United States of America
BCOZ
— Because
OIC
— Oh I See
JK
— Just kidding
CFC
— Chat First Crew
ARPANET
— Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
CLAY GO
— CLean As You Go
BHAK
— Big Hug And Kiss
GDK
— Girl Don't Know
HB2U
— Happy Birthday to You
BBS
— Bulletin Board Service
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
BRB
— Bathroom Break
RP
— Role Play
OBE
— Overcome By Events
DND
— Do Not Disturb
DAFUQ
— what the HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CRANIUM?
ABT
— About
CYC
— Crazy Young Cutie
L8R
— Later
10Q
— Thank You
A/S/L
— Age/Sex/Location
PLS
— Please
ATM
— At The Moment
BJ
— Blow Job
THX
— Thanks
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
CC
— Cute Couple
DOB
— Date Of Birth
GDGD
— Good Good
FYP
— Fixed Your Post
J4F
— Just for Fun
BT
— Bad Talkin
GNITE
— Good night
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
BRGDS
— Best Regards
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
POS
— Piece Of Shit
PM
— Private Message
MSG
— Message
LMK
— Let Me Know
DTW
— Don't Think Wrong
YAFIYGI
— You Asked for It, You Got It
FCFS
— First Come First Served
NAVY
— Never Again Volunteer Yourself
STFU
— Shut The Fuck Up
FFF
— Facebook Friends Forever
DKM
— Don't Kill Me
GONNA
— Going to
IQ
— Intelligence Quotient
DM
— Direct Message
POC
— Point Of Contact
TBA
— To Be Advised
OBTW
— Oh By the Way
BBL
— Be Back Later
NP
— No Problem
BTW
— By The Way
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
CCTV
— Closed-circuit television
DEA
— Don't Even Answer
CU
— See You
FMW
— Funnier My Way
AWW
— Any Which Way
COA
— Course Of Action
ALCON
— All Concerned
SOS
— Same Old Shit
OOO
— Out Of Office
WRT
— "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
POV
— Point Of View
TC
— Take Care
M$
— Microsoft
IT
— Information Technology
PDA
— Public Display of Affection
BTB
— By The By
YABSA
— Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
BRO
— Brother
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
CR
— Carriage Return
ETF
— Easy To Find
ISO
— In Search Of
LIFO
— Last In, First Out
ASPD
— Alt Service Provider Discussion
PS
— PostScript
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
LOL
— Little Old Lady
IRC
— Internet Relay Chat
YKWIM
— You Know What I Mean
H8D
— Hated
CMG
— Call Me God
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
CU2MORO
— See You Tomorrow
PDT
— Pacific Daylight Time
FIFO
— First In, First Out
GAWY
— Go Away
XLNT
— Excellent
B4YKI
— Before You Know It
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
COOL
— Constipated Overweight Old Lady
CPU
— Central Processing Unit
JFYI
— Just for Your Information
OBEX
— Object Exchange Protocol
DDS
— Deep Dark Secrets
GN
— Good Night
BGO
— Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
BRRRR
— A way to say "very cold" (not an acronym)
303
— Mom
WX
— Weather
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
TYVM
— Thank you very much
YBTMFML
— You Belong to Me Forever My Love
BMF
— Best Male Friend
VFM
— Value For Money
FISH
— First In Still Here
YANETUT
— You Are Not Expected to Understand This
IP
— Internet Protocol
HAYD
— How Are You Doing?
B/4
— Be For
PW
— Password
BTW
— Between
BB
— Baby Boo
SO
— Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
YAUN
— Yet Another Unix Nerd
YGTBK
— You got to be kidding
AC
— Alternating Current
F2F
— Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
WTH
— What The Heck?
ISP
— Internet Service Provider
HEXI
— Six (a six pack of anything)
BC
— Be Careful
ATTN
— Attention
DICK
— Date. Insert. Cum. Kiss
BB
— Bulletin Board
BC
— Because
AAA
— American Automobile Association
EHM
— Everyone Hates Me
07734
— "hELLO" upside down
ACCT
— Account
GDIAF
— Go Die in a Fire
10X
— Thanks
API
— Application Programming Interface
CYH
— Consider Yourself Hugged
BLM
— Be Like Me
VIP
— Very Important Person
EST
— Eastern Standard Time
PBCAK
— Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
TYT
— Take Your Time
M8
— Mate
R&D
— Research & Development
BET
— Big Every Time
YOYO
— You're On Your Own
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
OP
— Original Poster
BRB
— Be right back
FAQ
— Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
KIT
— Keep In Touch
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
CMTFU
— Crack Me The F*** Up
CTFU
— Cracking The F*** Up
BF
— Bloody Fool
BMW
— Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
CEO
— Chief Executive Officer
BTU
— British Thermal Unit
DIY
— Do-It-Yourself
AMP
— Amplifier
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
WTG
— Way To Go
FNF
— Friends and Family
TQM
— Total Quality Management
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
WB
— Welcome Back
AMD
— Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (producer of computer chips)
PVT
— Private
CAPTCHA
— Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CYA
— See you later
BARAAHP
— Between A Rock And A Hard Place
H8TBU
— Hate To Be You
DORBS
— Adorable
AMA
— Ask Me Anything
EST
— Established
BBW
— Big Busted Woman
NCO
— Non-Commissioned Officer
ALU
— Arithmetic Logic Unit
BO3
— Best Of 3
OJT
— On the Job Training
CRT
— Cathode Ray Tube (type of TV)
DOA
— dead on arrival
ADSL
— Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
SME
— Subject Matter Expert
BOT
— Back on Topic
B4
— Before
CMOS
— Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor
ADDY
— Address
CTRL
— Control
BF
— Boyfriend
E-LAUGHING
— Electronic Laughing
FTT
— Free to Talk
HAGO
— Have A Good One
BBIAB
— Be Back In A Bit
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
NPV
— Net Present Value {economics}
COD
— Cash On Delivery
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
ARPA
— Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
H'HAYT
— Hello, How Are You Today?
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
BFHD
— Big Fat Hairy Deal
ITR
— Internet Talk Radio
FYI
— For Your Information
GTK
— Good to Know
FTP
— First to Post
9
— Parent Watching
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
VHTF
— Very Hard To Find
ALN
— About Last Night
SOW
— Statement Of Work
AAMOF
— As A Matter Of Fact
IRL
— In Real Life
PTO
— Please Turn Over
601
— Six of One and a Half dozen of an other
TY
— Thank You
CFNM
— Check For New Messages
ACE
— Access Control Entry
MOB
— Mobile
TBC
— To Be Confirmed
GTS
— Go to Sleep
AWOL
— Absent Without Leave
BBS
— Be back soon
UFO
— Unidentified Flying Object
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
AM
— Ante Meridian
EOM
— End Of Message
BZ
— Busy
TBD
— To Be Determined
OT
— Overtime
DDOS
— Distributed Denial of Service
BFN
— Bye for Now
TUFD
— The User File Died
EU
— European Union (1994; formerly referred to as the EEC or EC)
AMP
— Ampere
USU
— Usually
EDI
— Everyones Doing It
AQQ
— Aww, or is it awe, oder ah!,or OH! or mebbe "AW!" It really is Qute, Qute es Quter! Ye Ed fmf 09/06/13
BBN
— Bye Bye Now
AAIFTM
— And All In For This Match (sports betting forums)
CAF
— Cute As Fuck
2MORO
— Tomorrow
DARPA
— Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (US)
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
BAGFIO
— Be A Genius, Figure It Out
BI
— Bisexual
FYE
— For Your Entertainment
@TEOTD
— At The End Of The Day
DD
— Dear Daughter
ACME
— A Company that Makes Everything :-)
TTUL
— Talk To You Later
NDA
— Non-Disclosure Agreement
CU46
— see you for sex
YCDBSOYA
— You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
DJ
— Disc Jockey
FBI
— Federal Bureau of Investigation
ACK
— Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
ESP
— Extra Sensory Post
ACLU
— American Civil Liberties Union
CD
— Compact Disc
BTR
— Better
GFE
— GirlFriend Experience
BIL
— Brother-In-Law
SWAG
— Scientific Wild Ass Guess
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
BLK
— Black
DBA
— Doing Business As
TNX
— Thanks
ESA
— European Space Agency
BIT
— Binary Digit (either 0 Or 1)
DL
— Down Low
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
HAISTK
— How Am I Supposed To Know?
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
KIA
— Killed in Action
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
AML
— All My Love
APB
— All Points Bulletin
TBC
— To Be Continued
DS
— Darling Son
OMW
— On My Way
MYOB
— Mind Your Own Business
ESRB
— Entertainment Software Rating Board
ASL
— Age/Sex/Location
BBS
— Bulletin Board System
D8
— date
HAND
— Have A Nice Day
PEBCAK
— Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
EOL
— End Of Life
CP
— Chat Post
BD
— Big Deal
ISDN
— Integrated Services Digital Network
CRM
— Customer Relationship Management
EOF
— End Of File
JIT
— Just in time
FYSE
— For Your Sublime Edification
GIO
— Get It On
ASS
— Always Stay Sweet
4NE
— Funny
DIL
— Daughter-In-Law
OTP
— One Time Password
BUMP
— Bring Up My Post
BIO
— Biological
CC
— Crowd Control (gaming)
OT
— Off Topic
AGC
— Automatic Gain Control
UOM
— Unit Of Measure
AM
— Amplitude Modulation
CIA
— Can't Imagine Another
FIL
— Father-In-Law
LDR
— Long Distance Relationship
TINSTAAFL
— There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
GT
— Get Together
SB
— Somebody
ASNF
— A son never forgets
NT
— Nice Try
PICNIC
— Problem in Chair Not in Computer
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
RFC
— Request For Comment
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
OB
— Obligatory
CAD
— Computer Aided Designer
NIM
— No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
BRT
— Be Right There
CC
— Carbon Copy
DDG
— Drop Dead Gorgeous
FE
— For Example
IWSN
— I Want Sex Now
DZ
— Drop Zone
OMG
— Oh, my God!
CUL8TR
— See You Later
SQ
— Square
PGP
— Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
CIR
— Committed Information Rate (Frame Relay)
AFAICT
— As Far As I Can Tell
CTR
— Center
AFAIU
— As Far As I Understand
AOB
— Any Other Business
BCC
— Blind Carbon Copy
DWI
— Driving While Intoxicated
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
DRT
— Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
EOY
— End-Of-Year
GOTCHA
— I got you, I understand
DMB
— DoubleMessage Board
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
DMC
— Deep Meaningful Conversation
DEPT
— Department
WIP
— Work in Process
FRY
— First Read Yesterday
AK
— Alaska
ADD
— Address
L8
— Late
EQ
— Emotional Quotient
CO
— Company
CPC
— Cost Per Click-through
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
CST
— Central Standard Time (UTC-6 Hours)
EGO
— Everyones Got One
BHM
— Big Handsome Man
AWTY
— Are We There Yet
RM
— Room
POTUS
— President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS.
DS
— Dear Son
NG
— No Good
DH
— Dear Husband
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
VC
— Venture Capital
CDT
— Central Daylight Time
NOYB
— None Of Your Business
SFMJI
— Sorry For My Jumping In
ACU
— Army Combat Uniform
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
A4U
— All For You
BHAG
— Big Hairy Audacious Goal
AC
— annual closing
MFG
— Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
DHYB
— Don't Hold Your Breath
CFCW
— Cute Face, Chubby Waist
ATC
— Air traffic control
CTM
— Chuckling to Myself
J/K
— Just Kidding
DYOT
— Do Your Own Thing
4EVER
— Forever
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
TMI
— Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
ABC
— Already Been Chewed
DHCP
— Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
PAW
— Parents Are Watching
FB
— Facebook
HH
— Handsome Hunk
FTFY
— Fixed That for You
DNF
— Do Not Forget
IOW
— In Other Words
STS
— So To Speak
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
XFER
— Transfer
VM
— Voice Mail
PLZ
— Please
DNS
— Domain Name Service
2 BZ 4 U QT
— Too Busy For You Cutie
CYA
— See You
GP
— General Principle
F9
— Fine
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
OOAD
— Object Oriented Analysis and Design
EMA
— E-Mail Address
EFT
— Electronic Funds Transfer
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
MC
— Master of Ceremonies
SAYOR
— Speak At Your Own Risk
PNP
— Plug aNd Play
LUN
— Logical Unit Number
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
ADR
— Address
DAU
— Dumb Ass User
12
— The police
HAGD
— Have A Good Day
BOD
— Body
CID
— Consider It Done
CMS
— Content Management System
AK
— Absolute Krunk
DSL
— Digital Subscriber Line
GGYS
— Get Good You Scrub
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
B4N
— Bye for Now
DTS
— Don't Think So
OO
— Over and Out
BB
— Big Brother
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
CIAO
— Check It All Out
SNAFU
— Situation Normal All Fouled Up
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
PHAT
— Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
AK
— Ass Kisser
NBD
— No Big Deal
FWIK
— From What I Know
BOA
— Better Off Alone
BFGFBFF
— Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD)
DCM
— Don't Come Monday
CUL8R
— See You Later
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
WFM
— Works For Me
ACE
— A Cool Experience
GOMG
— Get Off My Grandma
DKU
— Drop Kick Ugly
DM
— Doesn't Matter
EOD
— End Of Discussion
WILCO
— Will Comply
DCOM
— Distributed Component Object Model
AISI
— As I See It
BFITWWW
— Best Friend in the Whole Wide World
NIH
— Not Invented Here
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
UAV
— Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
GTFO
— Get The Fuck Off
BFF
— Best Friend Forever
MEG
— Mega Evil Grin
LED
— law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
APP
— Application
LTNS
— Long Time No See
FYA
— For Your Amusement
CC
— Credit Card
PTL
— Praise The Lord
FFT
— Fast Fourier Transform
BS
— Bull Shit
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
FX
— Fingers Crossed
CUS
— See You Soon
CTHU
— Cracking the Heck Up
ATA
— Actual Time of Arrival
BTDTGTTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
COA
— Certificate Of Authenticity
AGW
— All Going Well
CGI
— Can't Get It
EOE
— Equal Opportunity Employer
P2P
— Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
DLL
— Dynamic Link Library (computer file)
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
WU
— What's Up?
GMWAS
— Gag Me with a Spoon
AFC
— Away from Computer
CNP
— Continued In Next Post (forums)
GR8
— Great
IYKWIMAITYD
— If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
SSID
— Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
FTW
— For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
FBI
— Fabulous Beautiful and Intelligent
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
IP
— Intellectual Property
FZ
— Friend Zone
BSF
— Black Single Female
VBG
— Very Big Grin
BAK
— Back At Keyboard
DOS
— Disk Operating System
BTFOL
— Bust The F*** Out Laughing
WTF
— what the fuck
FWIW
— For What It's Worth
BOL
— Best Of Luck
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
EOT
— End Of Transmission
ATEOTD
— At the End of the Day
JMO
— Just My Opinion
PMA
— Physical Medium Attachment
SYL
— See You Later
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
AC
— Anonymous Coward
BFFLAB
— Best Friends For Life And Beyond
BTC
— Better Type Carefully
DDD
— Direct Distance Dial
TTG
— Time-To-Go
BO
— Body Odor
GL
— Good Luck
B2B
— Business to Businesse
FBW
— Fly By Wire
CFL
— Canadian Football League
NA
— Not Applicable
DB
— Douche Bag
(L)MIRL
— Let’s Meet In Real Life
POS
— Parent Over Shoulder
CDR
— Compact Disc Recordable
EOR
— End of Rant
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
CLI
— Command line Interface (Cabletron)
411
— Seeking Information
GFY
— Good For You
CHK
— Check
RW
— Real World
AFAIAC
— As Far As I Am Concerned
AO
— Anarchy Online
NM
— Never Mind
HF
— Have Fun
B/C
— Because
BG
— Big Guy
DL
— Download
G9
— Goodnight
PITA
— Pain In The Association
HHWW
— Holding Hands While Walking
DTTM
— Don't Talk to Me
AIUI
— As I Understand It
TM
— Trademark
NIMTO
— Not In My Term of Office
PEBCAC
— Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke)
PPL
— Pay Per Lead
BO
— Back Off
RTFM
— Read The Fucking Manual
AMAP
— As Much As Possible
RMB
— Right Mouse Button
NMJ
— Not My Job
NRN
— No Reply Necessary
ASDF
— A Super Dumb Film
AGP
— Accelerated Graphics Port
TWYT
— That's What You Think
CBB
— Can't Be Bothered
TC
— Telephone Call
BBC
— British Broadcasting Corporation
ACC
— Anyone Can Come
NLT
— No Later Than
BBT
— Be Back Tomorrow
HBU
— How about you?
PM
— post meridian
FBNRL
— Funny But Not Really Laughing
KBD
— Keyboard
GOMF
— Get Outta My Face
DIGAF
— Do I Give A F***?
AT&T
— American Telephone & Telegraph
GD1
— GooD One
OTT
— Over The Top
FQ
— Frequent Question
TWIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
KUTGSAWYAD
— Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
BBB
— Busy Beyond Belief
CMB
— Call Me Back
FN
— Fine
GD
— Good Day
UL
— Upload
BMT
— Basic Military Training
GMT
— Grinding My Teeth
CIA
— Central Intelligence Agency
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
BMS
— By My Self
GV
— Good Vibes
LYK
— Let You Know
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
BCNU
— Be Seein' You
420
— Marijuana
HAGN
— Have A Good Night
DW
— Dear Wife
MIPS
— Millions of Instructions Per Second
KMRIA
— Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
NARU
— Not A Registered User
CNN
— Cable News Network's
CUL
— See You Later
PSA
— Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
FCS
— First Customer Ship
DDT
— Don't Do That
UNA
— Use No Acronyms
BB
— Baby Bloomers
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
ESP
— Extra Sensory Perception
BA
— Bad Ass
CE
— Creative Editing
CRS
— Can't Remember Stuff
GAL
— Get A Life
DAWG
— Dumb Ass White Guy
TM
— Trust Me
GWS
— Get Well Soon
JJ
— Just Joking
BBC
— Blonde By Choice
UFN
— Until Further Notice
OM
— Old Man
ELO
— Electric Light Orchestra
OWTTE
— Or Words To That Effect
GMA
— Give Me Attention
UGC
— User Generated Content
AOL
— All Our Love
CUNT
— Caring Unattached Nice Type
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
TOC
— Table of Contents
W/E
— Whatever
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
ALI
— Act Like Intelligent
FWM
— F*** With Me
BC
— Before Coffee
Z
— Zero
AV
— Anti-Virus
PSP
— PlayStation Portable
EG
— Evil Grin
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
EOL
— End Of Lecture
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
OFS
— One Finger Salute
AAAAA
— American Association Against Acronym Abuse
BT
— British Telecommunications
GR82CU
— Great To See You
ACPT
— Accept
BET
— Black Entertainment Television
AYSOS
— Are You Stupid or Something?
CUN
— See You Never
DMY
— Don't Mess Yourself
AYOK
— Are You OK
UT
— Unreal Tournament
SH
— Shit Happens
DW
— Don't Worry
BW
— Best Wishes
GDIAH
— Go Die In A Hole
RFD
— Request For Discussion
ADN
— Advanced Digital Network
BTA
— But Then Again
CT
— Can't Talk
BUDS
— Buddies
NA
— Not Available
FP
— First Post
ASO
— And So On
DWF
— Divorced White Female
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
LULU
— Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
MIMO
— Multiple Input, Multiple Output
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
MIL
— Mother-In-Law
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
EMR
— Embarrassing
CBW
— Crash Bang Wallop
1NAM
— One in a million
FUTAB
— Feet Up, Take a Break
MHS
— Message Handling System (electronic)
SYS
— See You Soon
BBIW
— Big Brother Is Watching
ISS
— International Space Station
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
GTO
— Going To Ohio
SMO
— Serious Mode On
ASL?
— Age? Sex? Location?
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
MGMT
— Management
ATK
— Attack
DBCS
— Double-Byte Character Set
RPG
— Role Playing Game
BTO
— By The Outside
TTL
— Time To Live
CYA
— Cover Your Associates
TEOTWAWKI
— The End Of The World As We Know It
DC
— Disconnected
ETD
— Estimated Time of Departure
JC
— Just Curious
OOTB
— Out Of The Box
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
LKG
— Last Known Good
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
BFL
— Best Friend and Lover
NL
— New Line
DA
— District Attorney
CM
— Call Me
GRATZ
— Congratulations
BION
— Believe It or Not
AWA
— As Well As
WOW
— World of Warcraft
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
BEG
— Big Evil Grin
BER
— Beyond Economical Repair
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
M
— Male
MIN
— Minute
GEM
— Generic Electronic Mail
YACC
— Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
EOB
— End Of Business
BST
— But Seriously Though
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
AAA
— Awesome Awesome Awesome
PTMM
— Please Tell Me More
FDR
— Franklin Delano Roosevelt
BOS
— Best of Opposite Sex
GWA
— Girl With Attitude
AFAIC
— As Far As I'm Concerned
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
QOTD
— Quote of the Day
BLOG
— Web Log
BH
— Better Half
BBB
— Bored Beyond Belief
AIR
— As I Remember
AYKM
— Are You Kidding Me?
ROTFL
— Roll On The Floor Laughing
GMTA
— Great Minds Think Alike
ESOSL
— Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
THD
— Total Harmonic Distortion
AGM
— Alt Good Morning
PC
— Player Character
DOE
— Depends on Experience
COP
— Close of Play
A3
— Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
EOL
— End Of Line
TIA
— Thanks in advance
4COL
— For Crying Out Loud
GW
— Guess What?
FE
— Fatal Error
BOOTP
— Bootstrap Protocol
C&G
— Chuckle and Grin
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
MOO
— MUD Object Oriented
BOGOF
— Buy One Get One Free
RTV
— Return To Vendor
AIM
— Aol Instant Messege
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
YL
— Young Lady
MTH
— Month
BG
— Big Grin
ABU
— All Buggered Up
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
NIMH
— Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
RSN
— Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
FMB
— Frontline Message Board
LA
— Los Angeles
DYS
— Do You See?
CMD
— Command
DDF
— Drug And Disease Free
GGM
— Goodness Gracious Me
FA
— Fat Admirer
YT
— YouTube
RTS
— Ready To Send
DAW
— Digital Audio Workstation
CIA
— Cash In Advance
PTB
— Powers That Be
CTN
— Can't Talk Now
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
GM
— Group Message
EOS
— End of Story
IS
— I'm Sorry
LD
— Long Distance
SAF
— Single Asian Female
DUPE
— Duplicate
DWL
— Dying with Laughter
NMI
— No Middle Initial
N/A
— Not Available
BMOC
— big man on campus
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
OTK
— Over The Knee
OL
— Old Lady
AZN
— Asian
CLM
— Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
CCNA
— Cisco Certified Network Associated
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
1NS
— One Night Stand
BANANA
— Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
GBH
— Great Big Hug
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
ALT
— Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
JAS
— Just A Second
PIBKAC
— Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair
PVC
— Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
ELLO
— Hello (not an acronym)
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
BCP
— Best Current Practice
AV
— Audio/Video
DBR
— Damaged Beyond Repair
LJBF
— Let's Just Be Friends
AYT
— Are You There
FITB
— Fill In The Blank
YMMD
— You Made My Day
BANG
— Be A Nice Guy
DNA
— Did Not Answer
CID
— Acid (the drug)
WG
— Wicked Grin
EZ
— Easy
DLB
— Don't Look Back
ATBB
— All Things Bright and Beautiful
BUMO
— Buried Under Mountains Of....
OPP
— Other People's Problems
BIOS
— Basic Input Output System
WB
— Write Back
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
BIT
— Because It's Time
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
YKYB
— You Know You've Been
CPH
— Cutie Pie Husband
CCC
— Casual Chinese Chick
BRH
— Be Right Here
EUC
— Excellent Used Condition
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
DVD
— Digital Versatile Disc
EOC
— End Of Conversion
AWTTW
— A Word to the Wise
GTG
— Got To Go
SF
— Science Fiction
F2T
— Free to Talk
DYKWIM
— Do You Know What I Mean?
DEA
— Drug Enforcement Administration (U.S. Department of Justice)
SYSOP
— System Operator
BRS
— Big Red Switch
SOSO
— Same Old, Same-Old
JBOD
— Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
FYR
— For Your Reference
POV
— Privately Owned Vehicle
AFAIUI
— As Far As I Understand It
BB4N
— Bye-Bye for Now
B
— Back
FYA
— For Your Action
DMBD
— Dumb Broad
CM
— Call Menu
RC
— Remote Control
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
AAG
— Almost Anything Goes
BD
— Baby Dance
YHBT
— You Have Been Trolled
PBM
— Play By Mail
BFFNMW
— Best Friend Forever No Matter What
G2G
— Got To Go
CES
— Consumer Electronics Show
TTS
— Text To Speech
LY
— Love You
BWR
— Badfinger Web Ring
BMG
— Be My Guest
MOTD
— Message of the Day
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
BIBO
— Beer In, Beer Out
JFF
— Just For Fun
AISB
— As I Said Before
BBW
— Big Black Woman
AWP
— Ain't What's Paid
FD
— First Date
BWTHDIK
— But What The Heck Do I Know...?
ADAD
— Another Day Another Dollar
SIL
— Sister-In-Law
WADR
— With All Due Respect
DFTBA
— Don't Forget to Be Awesome
BW
— Beautiful Woman
BB
— Be Back
BTFO
— Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
WDYMBT
— What Do You Mean By That?
DST
— Daylight Saving Time
FON
— Telephone
OW
— Oh Well
ASF
— Alerting Standard Forum
BNF
— Big Name Fan
DT
— Don't Trust
DOS
— Denial Of Service
EP
— Extended Play
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
AYEC
— At Your Earliest Convenience
TANSTAAFL
— There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
BKA
— Better Known As
PD
— Public Domain
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
DKDC
— Don't Know Don't Care
AFAIR
— As Far As I Remember
AIM
— AOL Institutent Messenger
ETC
— Et Cetera
UBD
— User Brain Damage
OTD
— out the door (discharged
BID
— Back in the Days
BYOD
— Bring Your Own Device
LTO
— Linear Tape-Open
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
DB
— Don't Bother
GGRR
— Good Grief Really Retarded
DYK
— Did You Know?
GID
— Get It Done
COS
— Change Of Subject
BO
— Back Office
DADS
— Dumb As Dog Shit
DVR
— Digital Video Recorder
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
DRM
— Digital Rights Management
EDD
— Estimated Delivery Date
DSR
— Dream So Real
WORM
— Write-Once, Read-Many
TBYB
— Try Before You Buy
DF
— Dear Friend
DOT
— Do One Thing
SJM
— Single Jewish Male
(N)
— thumbs down (MSN Messenger)
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
UCE
— Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
IWIK
— I Wish I Knew
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
LSP
— Less Sensitive Person
VBR
— Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
2GH
— Together
FOAF
— Friend Of A Friend
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
DJ
— Dull Jerk
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
KMA
— Kiss My Ass
NRFB
— Never Removed From Box
YHM
— You Have Mail
NOP
— No Operation
LTR
— Letter
BFD
— Big Fucking Deal
CFD
— Call For Discussion
LBL
— Label
GT
— General Talk
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
ASC
— Alt Startrek Creative
DMV
— Department of Motor Vehicles
POTS
— Plain Old Telephone System
BT
— BitTorrent
FTR
— For The Record
GBYF
— Go Bother Your Father
BAF
— Bring A Friend
GSH
— Good Sense of Humour
PCB
— Please Call Back
FMTKFYTFO
— For Me to Know, For You to Find Out
OTL
— Out To Lunch
SLR
— Single Lens Reflex
DM
— Dungeon Master
GH
— Going Home
MIA
— Missing In Action
BOFH
— Bastard Operator From Hell
CDC
— Cult of the Dead Cow (hacker group)
WTH
— What The Hell?
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
DNB
— Do Not Bother
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
AAF
— As A Friend
H/O
— Hold On
APAC
— All Praise and Credit
WAB
— Windows Address Book
CUL8ER
— See You Later
HH
— Happy Happy
CUNS
— See You In School
CJ
— Crazy Jackass
CRBT
— Crying Real Big Tears
BKM
— Butt Kicking Mode
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
2G2BT
— Too Good To Be True
FWIW
— For Whoever Is Wondering
COTFL
— Crawling on the Floor Laughing
GATT
— General Agreement To Talk And Talk
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
WBS
— Write Back Soon
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
KOL
— Kiss on Lips
AA
— Automobile Association (UK)
TCO
— Taken Care Of
BTFG
— Buy the F***ing Game
DWM
— Divorced White Male
2K
— $2000 (Applies to any other currency of the world)
BYO
— Bring Your Own
GF
— Good Friend
AJ
— Annoying Jerk
DAR
— Delete After Reading
B4U
— Before You
ATM!
— At The Moment
CP
— Cutie Patootie
2MOZ
— Tomorrow
SBF
— Single Black Female
GK
— General Knowledge
D/A
— Dear All
CWYS
— Chat With You Soon
DF
— Dear Fiance
C4N
— Ciao for Now
FYB
— F*** You Bit**
YG
— Young Gentleman
GTF
— Goes Too Far
GLHF
— Good luck have fun
ATST
— At the Same Time
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
HAT
— How About That?
RTS
— Read the Screen
PIC
— Picture
AAF
— Always And Forever
UART
— Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
SW
— Software (SFTWE Preferred)
HHOJ
— Ha Ha Only Joking
BIOYA
— Blow It Out Your Ass
WYGAC
— When You Get A Chance
TEOTD
— The end of the day
GIG
— Give It a Go
WCTYBTWHTKY
— We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
NR
— Near Reality
BS
— Big Smile
AOM
— Age of Mythology
MRU
— Most Recently Used
OOO
— Out Of Order
DPI
— Dots per inch.
CFN
— Ciao for Now
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
BICBW
— But I Could Be Wrong
MS
— The Company Microsoft
AFL
— Alt Fan Letterman
PLBKAC
— Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
DLG
— Devilish Little Grin
GLWT
— Good Luck with That
ASM
— Alt Support Marriage
SOH
— Sense Of Humor
JIC
— Just In Case
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
CSS
— Cascade Style Sheet
BFFL
— Best friends for life
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
WOM
— Word of Mouth
FT
— Faint
ASAIC
— As Soon As I Can
BILY
— Because I Love You
PMPO
— Peak Music Power Output
DLF
— Dear Little Friend
DVI
— Digital Visual Interface
EOTWAWKI
— End of the World As We Know It
SWAK
— Sealed With A Kiss
FTBOMH
— From the Bottom of My Heart
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
ETX
— End of Text
DTA
— Don't Trust Anyone
B2W
— Back to Work
BYAM
— Between You And Me
GD
— General Discussion
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
BFG
— Big Fucking Grin
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
FAM
— Family
TEL
— Telephone
2G4E
— ToGether ForEver
GOS
— For Good Order's Sake
2EZ
— Too easy
HFY
— Happy For You
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
DIY
— Destroy It Yourself
BTHOOM
— Beats the Heck Out of Me
ASF
— Alt Seduction Fast
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
DYT
— Don't You Think?
BFFWE
— Best Friends Forever Without Expections
LEP
— Light Emitting Polymer
BBIAW
— Be Back In A While
DH
— Dear Hubby
ABP
— Already Been Posted
BTB
— Bob the Builder
DH
— Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
DUI
— driving under the influence of alcohol
FTTB
— For The Time Being
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
OOI
— Out of Interest
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
HAY
— How Are You?
CUS
— Because
MFT
— Master File Table
EMS
— E-Mail Shorthand
CB
— Cute Boy
MMORPG
— Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
YGLT
— You're Gonna Love This
DYHWIH
— Do You Hear What I Hear
NAND
— Not And
NLI
— Not Logged In
BFFLAD
— Best Friend Forever Life And Death
DOF
— degree of freedom
CYA
— See Ya
YHTBT
— You Had To Be There
MMF
— Make Money Fast
CD
— cross-dresser
EMBO
— Eat My Butt Out
ALOTBSOL
— Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
ADN
— Any Day Now
WT
— Without Thinking
G2G
— Good to Go
BKS
— Best Kept Secret
?4U
— Question For You
BITD
— Back in the Day
CYL
— See You Later
WAG
— Wild Assed Guess
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
MORF
— Male Or Female ?
N1
— Nice One
ASA
— As Soon As
VES
— Very Evil Smile
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
GWAF
— Getting Weak As F****
ED
— Erase Display
DTTAH
— Don't Try This At Home
KIS
— Keep It Simple
GOK
— God Only Knows
WAD
— Without A Doubt
CYL
— Catch You Later
MHOTY
— My Hat's Off To You
BOMBAY
— Beware Of Many Boys AroundYou
AITR
— Adult In The Room
BFBFF
— Best Facebook Friend Forever
WD
— Well Done
YYSSW
— Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
SLP
— Super Long Play
AIA
— All Interested Adults
BOTOH
— But on the Other Hand
NINO
— Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
FML
— F*** My Life
PEST
— Please Excuse Slow Typing
NX
— No Execute (Microsoft)
D/L
— Download
BOU
— Both Of You
GIRL
— Goddess In Real Life
GM
— Gutter Mouth
PTM
— Please Tell Me
TLG
— The Living God
MOF
— Matter of Fact
JW
— Just wondering
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
LRU
— Least Recently Used
YSS
— You Suck Severely
NFI
— No Fucking Idea
OD
— Oh Dear
YT
— You There?
OPM
— Other People's Money
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
GOOT
— Get Out Of Town
RCI
— Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass)
G2H
— Go to Hell
WOA
— Work of Art
SERP
— Search Engine Results Positioning
OTTOMH
— Off the top of my head
DEI!
— Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
RTFF
— Read The Fucking FAQ
DG
— Discussion Group
DCF
— Department of Children and Families
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
GOML
— Get on My Level
GL
— Good Looking
MOSPF
— Multicast Open Shortest Path First
AY
— Ask Yourself
CW
— Current Wisdom
AP
— Associated Press
BFMI
— Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
LOI
— Lack of Interest
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
GBO
— Great Bearded One
BFOG
— Blouse Full Of Goodies
TBDML
— To Be Discussed Much Later
TBE
— To Be Expected
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
RFT
— Request For Thinking
EMP
— Excessive Multiple Posting
HAM
— Handsome And Macho
BOG
— Bunch Of Guys
MOC
— Mint On Card
BFFAEAE
— Best Friends Forever and Ever and Ever
SEP
— Someone Else's Problem
DAO
— Does Anyone Own
GQ
— Gentlemen Quarterly
GOAL
— Go Onto Another Level
ARE
— Acronym-Rich Environment
DGY
— Doggy
DW
— Don't Walk
TGTF
— Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
EYT
— Enjoy Yourself Tonight
GR&D
— Grinning, Running and Ducking
DFKM
— Don't F***in Kill Me
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
SITD
— Still In The Dark
BISS
— Because I Say So
GBTW
— Get Back to Work
GYPO
— Get Your Pants Off
NBTD
— Nothing Better to Do
YWSYLS
— You Win Some, You Lose Some
BMGWL
— Busting My Gut with Laughter
FA
— For Auction
DOD
— Dear Old Dad
NIFOC
— Naked In Front Of Computer
&
— Ampersand / 'and' sign
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
SWALK
— Sealed With A Loving Kiss
DRA
— Don't Recognize Acronyms
BIC
— Best in Class
CIO
— Check It Out
BABE
— Burn At Both Ends
DMCA
— Digital Millennium Copyright Act
BOTE
— Back-Of-The-Envelope
UTT
— Under The Table
ATYS
— Anything You Say
UBE
— Unsolicited Bulk Email
NIMFYE
— Not In My Front Yard Either
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
AGP
— Advanced Graphics Port
OOC
— Out of Character
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
MOS
— Member of the Opposite Sex
TIE
— Take It Easy
AWAFE
— AlWays And ForEver
ADR
— Ain't Doing Right
GWE
— Green With Envy
LRF
— Little Rubber Feet
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
AFAYC
— As Far As You're Concerned
SFF
— Small-Form-Factor
BAD
— Broken as designed
GG
— Good Games
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
BBEG
— Big Bad Evil Guy
LMCOA
— Lost My Connection Once Again
FC
— Fat Chance
BOC
— But of Course
TFS
— Three Finger Salute
BBC
— Bloody Bad Content
GLLG
— Giggling Like a Little Girl
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
ABK
— Any Body Killer
AFO
— All For One
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
BB
— Bye-Bye
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
CB
— Ciao Baby
CTF
— Capture The Flag
STW
— Search the Web
WTC
— World Trade Center
DSI
— Do Something Interesting
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
FIFS
— First In First Served
CPI
— characters per inch
RT
— Real Time (R/T Preferred)
TIMTOWTDI
— There Is More Than One Way To Do It
FOF
— Friend of Friend
SSIA
— Subject Says It All
AC
— Acceptable Content
CIL
— critical items list
34U
— Three words For You (I Love You)
CPU
— Cute People United
ITYM
— I Think You Mean
YHL
— You Have Lost
FIT
— Fashion Institute of Technology
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
HB
— Handsome Boy
FC
— Fingers Crossed
WUGAC
— When yoU Get A Chance
GDI
— Gosh Darn Independent
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
SF
— Surfer Friendly
LLAP
— Live Long And Prosper
CMIYC
— Catch Me If You Can
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
TYLE
— Took You Long Enough
G2K
— Good to Know
2CT
— Second October
ACD
— Alt Control Delete
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
YABA
— Yet Another Bloody Acronym
DAMN
— Don't Ask Me Nuthin
ELT
— Every Little Thing
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
EAEC
— East Asia Economic Caucus
OJ
— Only Joking
WBMGF
— Wanna Be My Girl Friend
DBM
— Don't Bother Me
SMMWO
— Shut My Mouth Wide Open
ATEOTLYWBAT
— At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
DNA
— Do Not Ask
MBM
— Magnetic Bubble Memory
OTA
— Over The Air
EAD
— Encoded Archival Description
GGN
— Gotta Go Now
CC
— Country Code
GLS
— Greater Light Stone
BIN
— Buy It Now
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
GMAB
— Give Me A Break
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
TBA
— To Be Announcede
BID
— But I Digress
ABM
— A Big Mistake
WNOHGB
— Where No One Has Gone Before
GA
— Go Ahead
MOM
— Moment
SFT
— Sorry For That
ROFPML
— Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
YR
— Yeah Right
FTF
— First to Find
LOA
— List of acronyms
DEU
— Dumb End User
DWKOTA
— Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
EMS
— Emergency medical service
IYW
— If You Wish
CHAOS
— Cant Have Anyone Over Syndrome
H
— Hmm
SOHF
— Sense Of Humor Failure
CC
— Cutie Cutie
HCU
— Hawaii Chat Universe
SJF
— Single Jewish Female
TAFN
— That's All for Now
CYS
— see you soon
BB
— Beanie Baby
AAM
— After All Men
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
CC
— Come Closer
GTGTB
— Got To Go To Bed
CTP
— Computer to plate
CCL
— Couldn't Care Less
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
OJ
— Orange Juice
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
AFH
— Away From Home
DNTK
— Don't Need To Know
BOTEC
— Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
GTL
— Good To Last
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
DRY
— Don't Repeat Yourself
AFD
— Alt Fan Dragons
DWI
— Deal With It
NYP
— Not Your Problem
CICU
— Can I Call You?
GAL
— Generic Array Logic
AMF
— Adios, My Friend
FTFU
— Fixed That For yoU
14AAA41
— One For All, And All For One
CSF
— Cool Sig Forums
FIGJAM
— F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
NTIM
— Not That It Matters
FYS
— Fine Young Specimen
APC
— Armoured personnel carrier
BHD
— Bad Hair Day
PPP
— Petty Pet Peeve
BYU
— Boy, You're Ugly!
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
GB
— Good Bye
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
CSM
— Cigarette Smoking Man
CSS
— can't stop smiling
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
EBI
— Even Better If
CAM
— Camera
AEAE
— And Ever And Ever
FUBU
— For U By U
HAGS
— Have A Great Summer
NQA
— No Questions Asked
GFK
— Go Fly A Kite
BKAM
— Between Keyboard And Monitor
GT
— Good Time
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
WYP
— What's Your Problem?
GTMA
— Great Minds Think Alike
KYHOOYA
— Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
RTT
— Round Trip Timer
BYE
— Between Your Ears
G4G
— Go For Good
4Q
— F*** You
DWKOTL
— Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
WYMOWS
— Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
PG
— Pretty Good
JASE
— Just Another System Error
WBMBF
— Wanna Be My Boy Friend
ALTA
— A Little Too Arrogant
FAM
— Family Assessment Measure
BOOMM
— Bored Out of My Mind
ITSM
— IT Service Management
ATB
— All The Best
BA
— Bad Attitude
JAM
— Just A Minute
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
WBASAP
— Write Back As Soon As Possible
AGU
— All Grown Up
AFW
— Alt Fan Wedge
LOHICA
— Look Out, Here It Comes Again
DNF
— Did Not Find
99
— Parent has left
BUMP
— Bump Up My Post
AT
— All That
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
FD
— Forum Discussion
EMFBI
— Excuse Me for Butting In
AFE
— Alt Fan Eddings
NMH
— Not Much Here
BLM
— Bad Little Mother
GZ
— Grats! (Congratulations)
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
LMC
— Lost My Connection
NTTFLS
— Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
GSOH
— Good Sense Of Humor
FYI
— For Your Innerself
LWR
— Launch When Ready
DLOD
— Doing Lots Of Drugs
BOL
— Bug Out Location
NR
— No Reserve
AKM
— Also Known Moron
GC
— Get Crazy
M2M
— Machine to Machine, Mobile
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
GWK
— Gawk
BTSOOM
— Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BHAP
— Be HAPpy
MOTSS
— Member Of The Same Sex
CTG
— Can Talk Guns
FUC
— Funny / Useful / Cool
AWE
— Answered With Elegance
YBYSA
— You Bet Your Sweet Ass
CAT
— Can't Answer That
TIME
— Tears In My Eyes
DTA
— Don't Trust Anybody
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
YAP
— Yet Another Ploy
AUT?
— Are You There?
LIU
— LAN Interface Unit
G
— Gorgeous
SBM
— Single Black Male
FAB
— Features-Attributes-Benefits
DBAA
— Don't Be An A***
AG
— Anything Goes
CG
— Computer Graphics
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
DNC
— Do Not Care
DTC
— Down To Chill
LOLAROTG
— Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
ATSL
— Along the Same Line
CYM
— Check Your Mail
AWGTHTGTTA
— Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
SBB
— Stupid Beyond Belief
TEI
— Total Economic Impact
BOTD
— Benefit of the Doubt
BYKT
— But You Knew That
BAU
— business-as-usual
RBS
— Really Big Screen
DYSWIS
— Do You See What I See
GBCW
— Good Bye Cruel World
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
EMP
— Electro Magnetic Pulse
CQ
— Come Quickly
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
CS
— Counter-Strike (game)
TTFF
— Time To First Fix
GIGO
— Garbage In, Garbage Out
DK
— Don't known
G8
— Gate
FPS
— For Pete's Sake
WFHIT
— What Fresh Hell Is This?
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
G
— Google
BW
— Be well
CTTS
— Cute Things They Say
ALSA
— Alt Lycra Story Archive
DMC
— Devil May Care
AAM
— All About Me
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
GCG
— Grammatically Correct Girl
BLT
— Be Like Them
DV
— Don't Vomit
FTSO
— Figure That Stuff Out
DBL
— Don't Be Late
FAP
— First Aid Post
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
NAGI
— Not A Good Idea
SOTA
— State Of The Art
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
ALVB
— Asta La Vista, Baby
CSI
— Can't Stand It
WYBMADIITY
— Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
MGB
— May God Bless
BOLTOP
— Better On Lips Than On Paper
PMFJIH
— Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
BFFH
— Best Friends From Hell
BTWITIAILWU
— by the way I think I am in love with you
IRSTBO
— It Really Sucks The Big One
ROTFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
TNPP
— Telocator Network Paging Protocol
CHM
— Charming
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
GTFOH
— Get The F*** Out of Here
DAE
— Does Anybody Else
G2R
— Got to Run
AJ
— Arrogant Jerk
WYSIWYD
— What You See Is What You Deserve
AMFYOYO
— Adios, My Friend, You're On Your Own
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
AFAIR
— As Far As I Recall
FFF
— Fan Fiction Forum
BB
— Baby Bird
TYVL
— Thank You Very Little
BIOYN
— Blow It Out Your Nose
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
BYOD
— Bring Your Own Dessert
ASAFP
— As Soon As Fucking Possible
BTAICBW
— But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
MOTM
— Member of the Month
VWS
— Very Wicked Smile
CE
— Common Era (substitute for AD)
NIDWTC
— No I Don't Want to Chat
TWYAS
— That's What You All Say
CULTR
— See You Later
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
F
— Female
FFF
— Friends for Free
GLM
— Good Looking Mom
BEF
— Bug Eyed Freak
GAS
— Got A Second
DFTS
— Don't Forget to Smile
ATM
— Across the Miles
FTASB
— Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
GFYS
— Go F*** Yourself
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
DTMF
— Dump The Mother Figure
DMS
— Don't Mean Shit
411
— Local Telephone Information
VBEG
— Very Big Evil Grin
FOB
— Fine Oriental Boy
BFL
— Back From Lunch
FON
— Freak of Nature
RTI
— Real Time Interruption
BOB
— Brains on Board
BMOTA
— Byte Me On The Ass
MUD
— Multi-User Dimension
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
PCO
— Please Carry On
R/T
— Real Time
AINT
— If it ain't broke, don't fix it
FOMCL
— Fell Off My Chair Laughing
PYS
— Pack Your Stuff
GAC
— Get A Clue
GTTV
— Great Time To Visit
B2K
— Back to Keyboard
NTK
— Nice to Know
DBEYR
— Don't Believe Everything You Read
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
CBA
— Cannot Be Angry
CU2M
— See You Tomorrow
MWMT
— Mint with mint tags
TMTLTBMG
— There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
DIM
— Does It Matter
BBIAS
— Be Back In A Second
DZ
— Dozen
:@)
— Im/Your are a little Piggey
LWB
— Long wheel base
RAK
— Random Act Of Kindness
CPF
— Can Pigs Fly?
TIWTGLGG
— This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
AA
— Ask About
B
— Backlash
DTC
— Dans Ton Cul
DWISNWID
— Do What I Say Not What I Do
SBD
— Silent But Deadly
DGAF
— Don't Give A F***
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
DMY
— Day Month Year
AH
— Available Happy
CTTD
— Cute Things They Do
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
CFM
— Cant Find Me
CRB
— Come Right Back
TNG
— The Next Generation (Star Trek)
PITBY
— Put It in Their Back Yard
NIT
— Not in Therapy
SWYP
— So What's Your Problem
CIP
— Chat In Private
GWLF
— Gee Whizz Lemon Fizz
ASAT
— As Simple As That
BETCHA
— Bet you
ATE
— After the Event
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
EPD
— Excessive Posting Disorder
BTK
— Bit Too Kewl
PG
— Parental Guidance
GC
— Good Call
GOWI
— Get On With It
NAHW
— Not A Happy Woman
GNOC
— Get naked on camera
PUNTS
— People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
ROFLAHMSL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
NYCTMI
— Now You Come to Mention It
DLN
— Don't Leave Now
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
FTF
— First Things First
FUN
— Fairly Unique Name
WYSBANRTWYG
— What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
ASAYGT
— As Soon As You Get This
NTL
— NoneTheLess
BBF
— Best Buddies Forever
BSV
— Best Site Visited
DURS
— Damn You Are Sexy
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
FYL
— F*** Your Life
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
BING
— But It's Not Google
TTM
— To the Moderator
DYO
— Do Your Own
DETAI
— Don't Even Think About It
GH
— Go Home
KTCOOTN
— Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
GOTH
— Grumpy Old Toothless Hags
AWMT
— Are We Meeting Tomorrow?
ISAGN
— I See A Great Need
GD
— Gosh Darn
DYHAGF
— Do You Have A Girlfriend
GL HF
— Good Luck, Have Fun
GABI
— Grin and Bear It
GIRL
— Girls In Real Life
GFTD
— Gone For The Day
CRR
— Chat Room Regular
CEG
— Cool Evil Guy
BRBNC
— Be Right Back Nature Calls
DMV
— Download Music Videos
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
BH
— Big Handsome
HAG
— Hi And Goodbye
SWM
— Single White Male
BB
— Baby Boomer
BEH
— Blue Eyed Hottie
RHIP
— Rank Hath Its Privileges
CR
— Comfort Room
BAL
— Brilliant And Lovely
BS
— Biting Sarcasm
DSL
— Do Shout Loudly
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
FDL
— Fat, Dumb, and Lazy
FQA
— Frequently Questioned Answers
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
NNITO
— Not Necessarily In That Order
DRY
— Drunk Rock Youth
SH
— Same Here
Q
— Queue
AP
— Ahh Phooey
EIF
— Exercise In Futility
GDR
— Grin Duck And Run
DIIN
— Damned If I Know
MIB
— Mint In Box
BOAH
— Back Off A** Hole
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
ANI
— Age Not Important
AM
— Antagonistic Message
IROOC
— I've Run Out of Cigarettes
MMAMP
— Meet Me At My Place
BOOB
— Best Oddball Online Buddy
SUFID
— Screwing Up Face in Disgust
HDYK
— How Do You Know?
TOBG
— This Oughta Be Good
BTDTGTTSAWIO
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt And Wore It Out
LFS
— Large File Support
FOI
— Full of It
BBW
— Beautiful Black Woman
CPC
— Clogged Poop Chute
EYU
— Eat You Up
ROFTTPOF
— Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
FAO
— For Attention Of
GD&RVVF
— Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
BTDTGTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BIB
— Baby In Belly
SEP
— Signalling End Point
BDI
— Beginners Discussion Initiative
WAEF
— When All Else Fails
DI
— Damned Impressive
CSTM
— Chuckling Silently to Myself
YWEL
— You'Re Welcome Even Less
NTIMM
— Not That It Matters Much
JPW
— Just Plain Weird
BIOYIOP
— Blow It Out Your I/O Port
FIGA
— Forget It, Go Away
DIRL
— Die in Real Life
GUFN
— Grounded Until Further Notice
DJ
— Dumb Jerk
SWDYRTW
— Since When do You Rule the Web?
EON
— Everything or Nothing
CMT
— See My Thread
BWL
— Bursting with laughter
FV
— From Val
FEL
— F*** Everybody's Life
WTTM
— Without Thinking Too Much
GA
— Go Away
DWYL
— Don't Waste Your Life
CMNR
— con mẹ nó rồi
NYM
— New York Minute
JMOOC
— Just My Opinion of Course
ASAR
— Alt Sexual Abuse Recovery
LLTA
— Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
IRA
— Irish Republican Army see PIRA
ACCT
— Accounting Records
BYKTA
— But You Knew That Already
TA
— Thanks Again
ELF
— Ever Lasting Friends
GAY
— Good As You
WYSINEWYGBIC
— What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
AAF
— As your friend
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bong
DMA
— Doesn't Mean Anything
CYR
— Can You Remember
ES
— Even Steven
LSFIAB
— Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
BR
— Bunny Rabbit
DAD
— Dashing and Debonair
ASD
— A Silly Dementor
YKIYEI
— You Killed It, You Eat It
NTIBOA
— Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
OTOOH
— On the Other Other Hand
BAR
— Beyond All Recognition
TTBE
— That's to Be Expected
BBR
— Broken/Burned Beyond Repair
GD&R
— grinning, ducking and running
WE
— whatever
FOOL
— Fragged Out Old Loser
BTOYA
— Be There Or (it's) Your A**
TPAE
— The Possibilities Are Endless
OT1H
— On The One Hand
FPNI
— First Post Nails It
CLAB
— Crying Like A Baby
GSS
— Go Suck Something
VWG
— Very Wicked Grin
GD&W
— Grinning, Ducking and Weaving
DHL
— Didn't Have Lunch
LSHIH
— Laughing So Hard It Hurts
DA
— Don't Ask
NIAA
— No Idea At All
MCIBTY
— My Computer Is Better Than Yours
ARGH
— Expressing annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration (not an acronym)
ESAD
— Eat Shit And Die
OSIM
— Oh Shoot It's Monday
CWC
— Compressed Worlds Chat
AGR
— Alt Gathering Rainbow
GFE
— Get Finished Early
CMIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
BIO
— Biological Industry Organization
BB
— Before Baby
*BX
— Starbox
ROFLASC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
WTSDS
— Where The Sun Don't Shine
BMG
— Big Mean Girl
NR
— near Ripon
LSHIPMP
— Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
WAMKSAM
— Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
DFLI
— Don't Feel Like It
IUTKATS
— I Used to Know All That Stuff
NICBDAT
— Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
ANFAWFOS
— And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
GTGTS
— Got To Go To Sleep
ITAH
— Is There Anybody Here
BVD
— Big Victorious Daddy
TXT
— Text
LTBF
— Learn to Be Funny
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
GDT
— Grateful Dead Talk
ANC
— African National Congress
GTMI
— Got To Make It
ROTFLBTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
ACU
— All Completely Useless
GAS
— Go Ahead Single
MILG
— Make it Look Good
BIO
— By Invitation Only
GB
— Going Bananas
DNR
— Do Nothing Right
ESP
— Extra Sex Please
LTHTT
— Laughing Too Hard to Type
ROFLOLVH
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
2G2B4G
— To Good To Be Forgotten
BOL
— Bust Out Laughing
AYTMTB
— And You're Telling Me This Because?
BF
— Bisexual Female
DCS
— Database Connection Services
WTHDTM
— What The Hell Does That Mean?
CFR
— Call For References
BDD
— Blog Dysmorphic Disorder
FL
— Freakin Loser
CM
— Call Memory
HELP
— Hello Everyone, Lets Party!
BARF
— Bay Area Riders Forum
JP
— Just playing
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
RTFM
— Read the Flippin Manual
TTMNR
— Take The Money aNd Run
SPKR
— Speaker
WYTTIWTK
— What You Tell Them Is What They Know
BIO
— Bun in the Oven
FBI
— Friends Beyond Infinity
MBUC
— Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
DMG
— Daily Mail Group
FN
— Forum Notice
DC
— Disconnected Computing
FOOSH
— Fall on an Outstretched Hand
CILWY
— Crazy In Love With You
NPLU
— Not People Like Us
GINU
— Glad I'm Not You
BIO
— Bring It On
DTIP
— Don't Take It Personally
ADF
— Absolutely Daft Fool
AITYD
— And I Think You Do
ROTM
— Right On The Money
HD
— Horse Dung
ABH
— Anonymous Blow Hard
CBC
— Canadian Broadcasting Corporationration
SMOP
— Small Matter of Programming
FFFL
— Fabulous Friends For Life
EMITAS
— Excuse Me, I am Taking A Survey
FGF
— Forest Guardians Forums
BI
— Beyond Incredible
DH
— Dear Hubby or Husband
CM
— Chat Maniac
MOM
— Momentary Contact
BFFTLTD
— Best Friend Forever To Love Till Death
GAF
— Gaming Age Forum
OAUS
— On An Unrelated Subject
GCF
— Good Clean Fun
EB
— Emotional Baggage
FIMO
— Forget It, Move On
ANYTM
— Anytime
BNL
— Buy n Large
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Him/Her
BLA
— Boring Lame Annoying
BOG
— Better Online Graffiti
POSSLQ
— Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
TMSHTF
— Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
BMW
— Beautiful Mature Woman
DWBH
— Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
CS
— Cool Stuff
GT
— Good Times Emporium
ALF
— Amiga Loads Faster
FTMO
— Friends That Make Out
H2H
— Hard to Handle
DCC
— Direct Chat Connection
GRIT
— Global Ranma Insanity Thread
CLJ
— Cute Lil Jewels
FWEB
— Friends With Emotional Benefits
DREAM
— Drugs Rule Everything Around Me
FB
— Friendship Book
SETE
— Smiling Ear to Ear
BBM
— Boyfriend Being Mean
SBCN
— Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
NAHM
— Not A Happy Man
AHF
— Always Having Fun
GOTCHA
— Give Others The Chance To Have An
FAP
— Find A Phone
NR
— Nearest Relative
AFAIC
— As Fast As I Can
SIMMS
— Single Inline Memory Modules
B
— Background
AMIIS
— Ask Me If I'm Surprised
AW
— All Wet
EB
— Emotional Buzz
SWCOC
— Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
BTW
— But That's Wild
BTW
— Between the Worlds
BOB
— Best Online Buddy
AD
— Awesome Dude
BBP
— Big Beautiful People
DTM
— Don't Trust Me
TGFTCL
— Thank God For The Chat Line
ASAHP
— As Soon As Humanly Possible
FTD
— Feeling Totally Disgusted
BC
— Before Christmas
WIGAC
— When I Get A Chance
RLCO
— Real Life Conference
FOCUS
— Forum of Children United to Succeed
BURMA
— Be Undressed and Ready, My Angel
DITYID
— Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
DCME
— Don't Call Me Easy
FOIL
— Forum of Indian Leftists
DBTG
— Dont Be That Guy
GRITS
— Girl Raised In The South
AAK
— Asleep At the Keyboard
CBL
— Check Back Later
BFFA
— Best Friends Forever After
GGP
— Gotta Go Potty
FOG
— Four Old Guys
DIL
— Deep In Love
AIS
— Ain't It Sweet
BHH
— Bless His Heart
DEA
— Don't Expect Anything
AFD
— Always Falling Down
GTBK
— Got To Be Kidding
CJ
— Crude Jerk
C&V
— Chapter & Verse
BOSS
— Back Office Software System
ATC
— Any to Come
FTFE
— First Time for Everything
DLOL
— Dear Little Old Dady
BOMM
— Bored Out of My Mind
BMS
— Be A Mess
BWOM
— By Word of Mouth
HC
— Holy Crap
OT
— Other Topic
DIY
— Do not Involve Yourself
GTH
— Good To Hear
CIO
— Cry It Out
G1
— Good One
LYWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
BCS
— Big Crock of Stuff
BIO
— Biological Informatics Office
DQOTD
— Dumb Question of the Day
BUDWEISER
— Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulaly
ER
— Electronic Relationships
ROTFLSTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
BBL
— Bailey Blanchard Lawrence
O
— Over
DTCBMC
— Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control
GVL
— Garden Variety Lamer
ADIDAU
— All Day I Dream About You
ABT
— Anything But The ....
ENSA
— Every Night Something Atrocious
CTP
— Congenial Talking Philosophers
BB
— Baby Boy
DMBT
— Do Me Bad Things
AMG
— Ah My Goddess
BFWL
— Back Flip While Laughing
ALTA
— A Long Time Ago
B
— Brother
BHAT
— Banging Head Against Table
DFL
— Dumb, Fat, and Lazy
GB
— Gorgeous Brute
BB
— Baby Bullet
AC
— Absolutely Charming
AE
— Almost Enjoyable
AHA
— Awesome Heavenly Angel
BV
— British Virgin
GD&RF
— Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
DBF
— Depressed Best Friend
DAM
— Don't Ask Me
GJA
— Good Job All
BP!
— B**ch Please!
FSW
— Find Someone Who
DSL
— Doesn't Seem Likely
CIC
— Chat In Character
FOCL
— Falling Off Chair Laughing
MWBRL
— More Will Be Revealed Later
FQ
— Fairly Quick
GFE
— Grounds for Enjoyment
GLG
— Good Looking Guy
AATP
— All About The Paper
ANBAT
— Ain't Nothing But A Thing
DWL
— Dead With Laugh
C-P
— Sleepy
ATWF
— Ask The Wife First
AQ
— Attractive Quotient
GG
— Gorgeous Granny
CHAOS
— Create Havoc Around Our System
BTTP
— Back to the Point
ASD
— Another Silly Disorder
WTMKF
— Welcome To My Kill Filter
BF
— Big Fat
FDROTFL
— Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
DGL
— Dog Gone Lovely
DLTM
— Digital Line Termination Module
AFI
— A Flame Ignited
TSR
— Totally Stupid Rules
SDK
— Software Developer's Kit
HHH
— Hot Huge Hooters
FSM
— Foolishly Spent Money
COA
— Center of Attention
CRZY
— CRAZY WOMAN CREEK BANCORP INC.
CRA
— Can't Remember Anything
BFFL
— Best Friends Forever Love
GOE
— Gym over Everything
ANT
— A New Thing
DGFL
— Dirty Girl For Life
CTY
— Cant Tell You
DOB
— Did Our Best
AJ
— Another Joke
DMBL
— Dumbbell
BY
— Brace Yourself
GL
— Good Lovin
CWB
— Crazy White Boys
BYE
— Between Your Eyes
FBI
— Find Boys Immediately
CB
— Clueless Boy
CY
— Crazy You
BYOP
— Be Your Own Person
BCBTB
— Breasts Can't Be Too Big
GTFH
— Go To F***ing Hell
BOB
— Back of Bus
GMH
— Give Me Hope
TTLFN
— That's The Lot For Now
ADD
— Advanced Dumbass Disorder
DIVA
— Delightfully Interesting Vivacious Attitude
CDMA
— Code Divisionsion Multiple Access
9
— Parent in room
AIC
— An Irresistible Combination
DDT
— Dirty Dream Tonight
DRM
— Doesn't Really Matter
AVE
— Always Very Expensive
HB
— How Boring
BFITWW
— Best Friend In The Whole World
ANC
— Annoying New Character
CSBTIA
— Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again
HAM
— Haven't Any Money
FW
— Flame Wars
EOT
— The End Of The ....
DSG
— Doing Something Good
AV
— Anonymous Visitor
FP
— Funny Party
FLG
— Fat Loudmouth Guy
CP
— Created Posts
FBM
— Fat Bald Man
DWT
— Don't Waste Trees
BFFLTDDUP
— Best Friends For Life Until Death Do Us Part
HHH
— Hope This Helps
FTL
— Far Too Late
EGB
— Extremely Greedy Bore
FFA
— Frequently Forgotten Answers
CTF
— Calm The Fire
GFUS
— Go F*** YourSelf
DACT
— Dreams All Come True
FGR
— Frequently Generates Responses
AFU
— Alt Folklore Urban
GTM
— Good to Me
DF
— Discussion Forum
BFD
— Big Friggin Deal
AICN
— Ain't It Cool News
BB
— Bebi / Baby
POM
— Phase Of The Moon
ASAE
— Always Standing Always Eating
AI
— Awe Inspiring
CWAL
— Can't Wait Any Longer
BCNU
— be seeing' you
GC
— Go Cool
ACCT
— Account Codes
HC
— Help Chat
HH
— Happy Humper
BAF
— Biafra Actualization Forum
DYLIAC
— Do You Live In A Cave?
HDC
— Hackers Dot Com
AACT
— Adults and Children Talking
EA
— Extremely Amazing
FATH
— First and Truest Husband
CFN
— Can't Find A Name
EDU
— Excuse Divide Us
BH&H
— Be Healthy and Happy
CHC
— Couldn't Honestly Care
BROKEN
— Hungover from alcohol (not an acronym)
ECM
— Email Campaign Management
BMFL
— Best Mate For Life
BBB
— Big Black Book
FAM
— The Family Channel
CTFD
— Calm the Freak Down
FOCLMAO
— Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
AEWD
— Any Excuse Will Do
CMC
— Cash More Cash
GMTA
— Gosh, Me Too Also!
BMW
— Belongs to My Wife
EB
— European Boy
CBP
— Consumed By Passion
GIY
— Get It Yourself
GOB
— Girls On Boys
ABX
— Alt Binaries X
ADR
— Any Day Really
DKY
— Don't Kill Yourself
GD
— God Dammit
FC
— Face Contact
DTB
— Don't Turn Back
BR
— Best Reply
CTW
— Call Them Whatever
FQA
— Facts, Questions, and Answers
GTTS
— Got To Tell Somebody
GTSY
— Good To See You
GOAT
— Galoot Oldtools Archive of Threads
FDI
— Finally Did It
AFH
— Alt Fan Hanson
CWD
— Comment When Done
BCIS
— Bull Crap in Society
AGI
— A Grand Idea
COH
— Change of Heart
FL
— Friggin Loser
EG
— Evil Girlfriend
EMSC
— EVERY MAN SENDS CIGNALS
AOK
— Alt Om K
CD9
— Parents around (Code 9)
GTS
— Google That S***
EGG
— Enlightened Grammar Geek
EAD
— Eat All Day
DFS
— Duty Free Shopping
GBHANDK
— Great Big Hug(s) and Kiss(es)
BC
— Blind Crossing
BIC
— Back In Character
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Flash
FACT
— Friends of Alachua County Talk
CW
— Compared With
CYBER
— Changing Yesterdays Behavior For Enhanced Results
FTA
— First Time At ....
DMB
— Dodo's Message Board
CM
— Chat Monitor
FROG
— Furnaced Room Over Garage
AMF
— About Motorcycles Forums
GIMP
— Good Intentions, Malicious People
CB
— Chat Board
BUN
— Back Up Name
ELE
— Everyone Love Everyone
AYS
— Announce Your Site
GIM
— Great Instant Messenger
CYAL8R
— See You All Later
GI
— Great Idea
DV
— Drunken Vampire
EBS
— Excessive Boredom Syndrome
COW
— Cheap Or What
FTFOI
— For the Fun of It
EDGE
— Endtime Discussion Group Exchange
AIA
— Active Internet Addicts
CIS
— Can It Sam
CU
— Coming Unglued
DNC
— Do Not Cry
HAT
— Here And There
FAO
— Fin Addicts Online
BEV
— Beautiful Evil Vixen
AIDA
— Another Insulting Deceptive Announcement
HCIH
— How Can I help
@NER8
— At Any Rate
FTFT
— For The Final Time
CCL
— Certified Chat Leader
AP
— Awesome person/people
HFB
— Hugs From Behind
BS
— Bring Snickers
DL
— Don't Look
GLOST
— Get Lost
FIS
— Fake Information System
AK
— Ass Kickers
DT
— Debate Thread
BFFOC
— Best Friends Forever of Course
FPOC
— Friends Point Of Contact
GWT
— Grin With Teeth
FWP
— Freedom Wealth And Privacy
ASC
— Alt Smokers Cigars
GTF
— Got To Fart
GTFOMF
— Get The F*** Out of My Face
2DE
— Today
DSS
— Darling Step-Son
GPH
— Great Performing Heli
BTW
— Between the Wars
FIGH
— Forget it, Go Home
GOSH
— Grown Adult Still Home
FAM
— Family Arabian Mare
BATB
— Beating Around The Bush
DGI
— Doesn't Get It
AAN
— Another Authors Note
DTI
— Do Them In
BB
— Baby Bjorn
BD
— Big Dummy
HI
— Hanging Indent
DE
— Do Easy
ASCA
— Alt Startrek Creative All
EQ
— Enjoyment Quota
GAL
— Getting All the Loot
CPCI
— Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator
BTTP
— Back To The Present
FOB
— Fabulous Oriental Being
FYI
— Forget Your Idea
HFC
— Hot French Chick
HG
— Hey guys
FOG
— Full Of Garbage
4EVAINLVWITU
— For Ever In Love With You
CAR
— Can Anyone Recommand
GWTP
— Get with the Program
BA
— Bloggers Anonymous
HA
— Humor Attitude
BB
— Baby Blanket
FFF
— Fightin Fundamentalist Forum
BL
— Big And Lovable
CTFO
— Chill The F*** Out
GSS
— Grass Smoking Squad
ETW
— Easier Than Writing
GTA
— Gosh, Tremendous Attributes!
BOG
— Boring Old Games
CG
— Cool Guy
GGWAB
— Good God What a Booty (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
FYOS
— Find Your Own Shine
BIFF
— But I Fell Flat
BIMP
— Bring In More People
FISH
— For Immediate Sympathetic Help
AFR
— Alt Fairs Renaissance
AYS?
— Are You Serious?
GAF
— Genuine Admirer Of Females
EBN
— Educational Bloggers Network
BTW
— Be That Way (less common)
GM
— Goodness Me
GOP
— Great Old Place
CMFIC
— Chief MothaF***a In Charge
BB
— Baby Back
DSL
— Doesnt Seem Logical
FO
— Friends Of
CUTS
— Coming Up The Stairs
GKW
— God Knows Where
DS
— Dominance and Submission
DWTT
— Down With Text Talk
ARS
— Alt Religion Scientology
FF
— Forum Feedback
GOOGLE
— Girl's Only Online Liberal Engagement
GLH
— Great Looking Hair
CAY
— Caring About Youth
BEM
— Bug Eyed Monster
EMO
— EMOtional person
2DA
— Today
GIGO
— Gee I Goofed Ok
AC
— Always Crap
COOL
— Cool Oozy Overweighted Loser
AML
— Animorph Mailing List
BUMP
— Bring Us More Posts
CX
— Classic X-Men
ADN
— Anno Dommino Now
FPA
— Frequent Post Archive
EA
— Easily Amused
BAD
— Big Awful Disaster
GL
— Get Lucky
ASTD
— Always Something To Do
DBA
— Dumb But Assertive
GOAP
— Go Outside And Play
GM
— Good Message
ARF
— A Ravishing Female
GWB
— Girl With a Body
FTFM
— First Time For Me
DEAR
— Dumb Entries Aren't Read
GLP
— Good looking person
DC
— Daily Chump
BLAH
— Better Laugh And Hug
DYLM?
— Do You Like Me?
FIGF
— Forget It, Gone Fishing
FU
— Formerly Undesirable
BYOA
— Be Your Own Awesome
CL
— Crazed Lunatic
EP
— Everything's Possible
CPR
— Coffee Provides Refreshment
GV
— Great Vehicle
AIB
— After I Buy
FAIR
— Forum Against Islamophobia Racism
DBS
— Drunken Brainless Scum
HHRU
— Hello How Are You?
GLH
— Goes Like Heck
BBSK
— Best Buds Since Kindergarden
BFFL
— Best Friend For Laughing
BBC
— Barely Believable Content
GTGMMLOMS
— Got To Go, My Mums Looking Over My Shoulder
HAM
— He asked me
AGE
— Awesome Girls Exclusively
BETH
— Best Everyone Tell Her
D/L
— Down Low
GRACE
— Goofy Recluses Are Creating Everything
FWD
— Flying While Drunk
CPI
— Cocktail Party Information
ESP
— Extra Sensual People
DHACM
— Don't Have A Cow, Man
CMOT
— Cut My Own Throat
AFY
— Anywhere For You
GT
— Gallery Talk
DHL
— Don't Hurry Love
CJ
— Consistent Jackass
DZD
— Dozed
CMND
— con mẹ nó đi
FYF
— Fear Your Fate
BTL
— Bigger Than Life
GTP
— Gone To Pee
BBI5
— Be Back In 5 minutes
BLAH
— Both Lovable And Hollistic
DUSL
— Do You Scream Loud?
GPF
— General Procreation Fault
FMA
— Formal Martial Artist
BB
— Baby Bass
GTGI
— Got To Get It
BA
— Big Attitude
FFF
— Five Favourite Forum
ABOFAL
— Alright, But Only For A Little
AC
— Alt Cataclius
FRC
— Funky Radically Cool
FN
— Fine Condition
ASD
— Alt Support Depression
GRR
— Give Ring And Run
AG
— Awesome Guy
GD
— Group Deal
GIWIST
— Gee, I Wish I Said That
EF
— Evaluation of Friend
FOMAL
— Fell On My Ass Laughing
FTL
— For the Ladies
H2G
— Had to Go
BB
— to be, baby
EIETMO
— Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
DYW
— Do Your Work
AGR
— Anime Gag Room
BV
— Brain Value
CMNL
— con mẹ nó luôn
BA
— Bloody Awful
C
— Crabby
GWAR
— God, What A Racket
CIMB
— Crying in my beer
DILLIGAF
— Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
BB
— Baby Brother
DNC
— Do Not Come
GS
— Good save
ECP
— Electronic Costume Party
DH
— Dearest Husband
EU
— Everything Unbelievably
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Branch
CWS
— Cool Web Stuff
BB
— Baby Blue
GG
— Great Gal
BKNI
— Better KNow It
FBI
— Fine, Beautiful, and Intelligent
DMA
— Don't Mention Age
DYO
— Design Your Own
ANA
— American Nerd Association
FYAD
— F*** You and Die
AIRS
— Automated Ip Request System
FOS
— Freak Out Squad
GOTSDYC
— Going Out To Smoke, Do You Care?
CT
— Cool Topics
GTJ
— Got To Jog
BASOTI
— By Any Stretch Of The Imagination
DILLIGAF?
— Does It Look Like I Give A F***?
CMB
— Cute Married Blond
CASA
— Computer Aided Social Activity
AFS
— Alt Fan Starwars
GF
— Girl Friend
HAK
— Hugs And Kissess
FAATC
— Fell Asleep At The Computer
DP
— Digital Performer
G
— Gosh
BIW
— Bitter Infertile Woman
AWYWI
— Any Way You Want It
GW
— Gutless Wonder
DBL
— Don't Bother Looking
DAG
— Delightfully Attractive Girl
FMOG
— Find Me On Google
GTBOSH
— Glad To Be Of Some Help
BRBB
— Be right back baby
GLI
— Good Looking Individual
BTL
— Better Try Later
GWAR
— Grotesque, Weird, and Reprobate
HI
— Humorous Individual
BB
— Booby baby
FAM
— Family Awareness Method
DINK
— Design Is Nifty Kids
CBBTSO
— Can't Be Bothered To Stay On
GO
— Get Online
GIRL
— Girlfriend
BBWC
— Be Back When Commercial is on
BGFN
— Be Gone for Now
GPA
— Great Party at AOL
FSW
— Forgotten Senshi Webring
BB
— Baby Birth
CYBER
— Children's Yearly Best Ever Reads
AWCIGO
— And Where Can I Get One?
AGW
— Alt Games Wolfenstein
COU
— Counting On You
DZL
— Dazzle
DBI
— Don't Buy It
AJ
— Aaaahh Juicy
GD
— Get Digital
DS
— Dream Street
CGM
— Clean Green Machine
DMC
— Dust My Couch
EOF
— End Of Friday
GLH
— Genuine Looking Hair
GD
— Great Day
DC
— Devastating Charisma
DLT
— Display Launcher Thingamajigs
DOI
— Doing Ok Intentionally
CML
— Cute Mercenaries Lair
BB
— Baby Bull
BMW
— Brains Must Wander
FP
— Fun Person
GO
— Get One
FLAPS
— A Magnificent Play On Words! 'Favorite Local Auto Parts Store'
AM
— Anytime Maybe
GL
— Great looking
GWWYK
— Go With What You Know
FOO
— First One of Our ....
FTD
— Frequenting The Doghouse
ABS
— Albino BlackSheep
AT
— Alt.Tasteless
CST
— Continuing Story Thread
GS
— Good And Slow
ASAP
— Adult Singles at Peace
EP
— Electronic Posters
DYS
— Do Your Stuff
ESP
— Extra Sensitive Personality
DTM
— Dark Tall Man
GLF
— Good Luck Friends
GE
— Gone Elsewhere
BB
— Beyond Bored
GLH
— Good Luck Hug
FRC
— Flamingo Reseller Convention
DWA
— Don't Wish To Answer
BAB
— Bad Ass Brother
AO
— All The Other
HCYEAT
— How Can You Eat All That?
BB
— Boom Baby
BTCM
— But They Call Me
DEM
— Division of Engineering Mathematics
CTR
— Can't Think Right
DC
— Doesn't Count
G
— Galactic
FIQ
— Frequently Ignored Questions
CYA
— Configure Your Autoexec
FOT
— Fell Off A Truck
CPS
— Certified Parent Sniper
FT
— Full of Trash
GT
— Great Times
BB
— Big and Beautiful
BB
— Baby Bett
EMAFN
— Emitting More Air From Nose
AC
— Always Crappy
GD
— Great Deal
BF
— Best Friends
DMB
— Dumb Mad Bloke
FOE
— Friends Of Elite
C
— Cute
DBC
— Don't Be Curious
GG
— Gorgeous Guy
FBI
— Fully Blew It
E
— Everything
BOD
— Blogs Of Dreamers
B
— Bisexual
GM
— Get Mechanic
DILLIC?
— Does It Look Like I Care?
BF
— Boswells Forum
E
— Either
GO
— Groups Online
GGOH
— Gotta Get Outta Here
ACT
— Anxiety Chat Topics
AOL
— Always Off Line
GPS
— Great Positioning Stuff
FOB
— Frequently Out of the Building
CSI
— Cookies Sound Interesting
HFC
— Heading For Castration
BEIL
— Bowhunter Education Instructor's Lounge
BS
— Be Sweet
HF
— Habba Forum
DPM
— Don't Punch Me
BB
— Big Baby
GIC
— Gee, It's Crappy
DL
— Don't Laugh
CCDF
— Collector's Car Discussion Forum
AOB
— Address Old Business
CIM
— Cooked In Marseille
CROW
— Cyanide Remy Overdose And Wired
DEP
— Don't Even Pray
BB
— Baby Bonus
GT
— General Topic
DAYS
— Donate As You Surf
BB
— Baby Bundler
BTW
— Bye Till Wednesday
BB
— Baby Beehinds
GLWO
— Good Lord! We're Old!
FTS
— F*ck That S*it
CSP
— Chronically Serious People
DJ
— Disinterested Jerk
ECP
— Easyrider's Chat Page
BB
— Baby Babble
DH
— Debated Heatedly
CVRZ
— Covers
AC
— Absolutist Cutest
DIMWYT
— Don't Interrupt Me, Wait Your Turn
GF
— Globus Forum
FIGP
— Forget It, Get Pissed
AIS
— Abyssmally Inferior Spellers
FTE
— Face The Evil
AFI
— After Frozen Innocence
BB
— Battered Baby
FRED
— Funky Robotic Electronic Device
BWYH
— Bring What You Have
BTW
— Between The Words
HD
— Horrible and Detrimental
CTR
— Close The Rectum
HAL
— Habitually Asinine Laughs
DWI
— Drinking While Interacting
AT
— Alternative Thread
HD
— Hopelessly Deaf
BRBRB
— Be Right Back ReBoot
DT
— Dead Twirps
FOSIC
— Friends Of Stars Internet Club
GG
— Grinning Gregariously
BB
— baby bits
AIS
— Ain't It Strange
ATC
— Anime Topic Chat
GD
— Geek Diatribe
E
— Enraged
GS
— Good Seeing
FAM
— Family of Frequencies
DCM
— Don't Cry Mama
CCC
— Coolnamedenied's Cybercave Cramsession
CT
— Completely Trippendicular
AYS?
— Are You Sure?
GT
— Gettting Tired
AFI
— A Fretboard Inside
H
— Huggable
GM
— Get Medieval
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