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• ALR — A Little Respect
• CFC — Chat First Com
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• FYKA — For Your Kind Attention
• FYI&A — For Your Information and Action
• FYKI — For Your Kind Information
• TMTC — Too Many To Count
• EA — Each (as in a unit of measurement - one each)
• 18R — Text messaging shorthand for "later": 1 = l 8 = ate r = r
• FT — Full text
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• 8 — Oral Sex
• BAE — Before Anyone Else
• 2XB — Too Big
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• DTN — Don't Tell Nobody
• GGWP — Good Game Well Played
• OTP — On the Phone
• GM — Good Morning
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• LAN — Local Area Network
• N/A — Not Applicable
• 8X5 — 8 hours a week, 5 hours a day
• PPL — People
• TBH — To Be Honest
• BF/GF — Boyfriend/Girlfriend
• PST — Please Send Tell
• G8T — Great
• EMC — Even More Confused
• DYU — Do You Understand
• (Y) — thumbs up (MSN Messenger)
• GTO — Get Turned On
• FRFR — For Real For Real
• W/ — With
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• 53X — sex
• G.W.S — Get Well Soon
• USA — United States of America
• G4Y — Good For You
• BCOZ — Because
• OIC — Oh I See
• JK — Just kidding
• WDYLL — What Do You Look Like
• CFC — Chat First Crew
• ARPANET — Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
• CLAY GO — CLean As You Go

• GDK — Girl Don't Know
• BHAK — Big Hug And Kiss
• HB2U — Happy Birthday to You
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• BBS — Bulletin Board Service
• OBE — Overcome By Events
• RP — Role Play
• BRB — Bathroom Break
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• DAFUQ — what the HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CRANIUM?
• ABT — About
• CYC — Crazy Young Cutie
• L8R — Later
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• 10Q — Thank You
• PLS — Please
• BJ — Blow Job
• ATM — At The Moment
• THX — Thanks
• GDGD — Good Good
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• CC — Cute Couple
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• FYP — Fixed Your Post
• J4F — Just for Fun
• BT — Bad Talkin
• GNITE — Good night
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• BRGDS — Best Regards
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• PM — Private Message
• DTW — Don't Think Wrong
• MSG — Message
• LMK — Let Me Know
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• FFF — Facebook Friends Forever
• NAVY — Never Again Volunteer Yourself
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• DKM — Don't Kill Me
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• GONNA — Going to
• DM — Direct Message
• IQ — Intelligence Quotient
• POC — Point Of Contact
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• TBA — To Be Advised
• DEA — Don't Even Answer
• BBL — Be Back Later
• NP — No Problem

• BTW — By The Way
• CCTV — Closed-circuit television
• FMW — Funnier My Way
• AWW — Any Which Way
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• ALCON — All Concerned
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• CU — See You
• COA — Course Of Action
• POV — Point Of View
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• OOO — Out Of Office
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• ETF — Easy To Find
• M$ — Microsoft
• YABSA — Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
• TC — Take Care
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• IT — Information Technology
• BTB — By The By
• BRO — Brother
• ASPD — Alt Service Provider Discussion
• ISO — In Search Of
• CR — Carriage Return
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• PS — PostScript
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• H8D — Hated
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• CMG — Call Me God
• GAWY — Go Away
• XLNT — Excellent
• YKWIM — You Know What I Mean
• CU2MORO — See You Tomorrow
• COOL — Constipated Overweight Old Lady
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• PDT — Pacific Daylight Time
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• OBEX — Object Exchange Protocol
• DDS — Deep Dark Secrets
• JFYI — Just for Your Information
• BGO — Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious
• GN — Good Night
• CPU — Central Processing Unit
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• BRRRR — A way to say "very cold" (not an acronym)

• 303 — Mom
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• YBTMFML — You Belong to Me Forever My Love
• VFM — Value For Money
• FISH — First In Still Here
• BMF — Best Male Friend
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• B/4 — Be For
• HAYD — How Are You Doing?
• YANETUT — You Are Not Expected to Understand This
• WX — Weather
• YAUN — Yet Another Unix Nerd
• BTW — Between
• YGTBK — You got to be kidding
• PW — Password
• IP — Internet Protocol
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• BB — Baby Boo
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• HEXI — Six (a six pack of anything)
• DICK — Date. Insert. Cum. Kiss
• WTH — What The Heck?
• BC — Be Careful
• AC — Alternating Current
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• BC — Because
• ATTN — Attention
• EHM — Everyone Hates Me
• BB — Bulletin Board
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• AAA — American Automobile Association
• 07734 — "hELLO" upside down
• GDIAF — Go Die in a Fire
• CYH — Consider Yourself Hugged
• BLM — Be Like Me
• VIP — Very Important Person
• 10X — Thanks
• ACCT — Account
• PBCAK — Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
• BET — Big Every Time
• EST — Eastern Standard Time
• OP — Original Poster
• API — Application Programming Interface
• M8 — Mate
• CMTFU — Crack Me The F*** Up
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• TYT — Take Your Time
• BF — Bloody Fool
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• YOYO — You're On Your Own

• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• FNF — Friends and Family
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• AMP — Amplifier
• BRB — Be right back
• CEO — Chief Executive Officer
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• BTU — British Thermal Unit
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• WTG — Way To Go
• BARAAHP — Between A Rock And A Hard Place
• H8TBU — Hate To Be You
• WB — Welcome Back
• CAPTCHA — Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
• PVT — Private
• DORBS — Adorable
• R&D — Research & Development
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• CYA — See you later
• AMD — Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (producer of computer chips)
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• TQM — Total Quality Management
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• AMA — Ask Me Anything
• CTFU — Cracking The F*** Up
• BO3 — Best Of 3
• BBW — Big Busted Woman
• ADSL — Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
• ALU — Arithmetic Logic Unit
• EST — Established
• NCO — Non-Commissioned Officer
• E-LAUGHING — Electronic Laughing
• DOA — dead on arrival
• OJT — On the Job Training
• FTT — Free to Talk
• BOT — Back on Topic
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• ADDY — Address
• B4 — Before
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• CMOS — Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor
• BF — Boyfriend
• CRT — Cathode Ray Tube (type of TV)
• H'HAYT — Hello, How Are You Today?
• CTRL — Control
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• 9 — Parent Watching

• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• FTP — First to Post
• BFHD — Big Fat Hairy Deal
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• ALN — About Last Night
• ARPA — Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• FYI — For Your Information
• GTK — Good to Know
• NPV — Net Present Value {economics}
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• VHTF — Very Hard To Find
• 601 — Six of One and a Half dozen of an other
• SOW — Statement Of Work
• CFNM — Check For New Messages
• GTS — Go to Sleep
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• IRL — In Real Life
• UFO — Unidentified Flying Object
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• EOM — End Of Message
• BZ — Busy
• MOB — Mobile
• TY — Thank You
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• BBS — Be back soon
• AM — Ante Meridian
• TUFD — The User File Died
• AAIFTM — And All In For This Match (sports betting forums)
• EDI — Everyones Doing It
• TBC — To Be Confirmed
• DDOS — Distributed Denial of Service
• BFN — Bye for Now
• USU — Usually
• BAGFIO — Be A Genius, Figure It Out
• OT — Overtime
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• AMP — Ampere
• CAF — Cute As Fuck
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• CU46 — see you for sex
• DJ — Disc Jockey
• TBD — To Be Determined
• BI — Bisexual
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• ESP — Extra Sensory Post

• EU — European Union (1994; formerly referred to as the EEC or EC)
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• DARPA — Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (US)
• ACLU — American Civil Liberties Union
• ACME — A Company that Makes Everything :-)
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• YCDBSOYA — You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
• DD — Dear Daughter
• GFE — GirlFriend Experience
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• AQQ — Aww, or is it awe, oder ah!,or OH! or mebbe "AW!" It really is Qute, Qute es Quter! Ye Ed fmf 09/06/13
• BTR — Better
• DBA — Doing Business As
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• NDA — Non-Disclosure Agreement
• DL — Down Low
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• CD — Compact Disc
• BLK — Black
• ESA — European Space Agency
• HAISTK — How Am I Supposed To Know?
• BIT — Binary Digit (either 0 Or 1)
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• TNX — Thanks
• KIA — Killed in Action
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• ESRB — Entertainment Software Rating Board
• APB — All Points Bulletin
• AML — All My Love
• DS — Darling Son
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• EOL — End Of Life
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• BD — Big Deal
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• D8 — date
• OMW — On My Way
• CP — Chat Post
• ASS — Always Stay Sweet
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• GIO — Get It On
• TBC — To Be Continued
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• DIL — Daughter-In-Law

• EOF — End Of File
• OTP — One Time Password
• CIA — Can't Imagine Another
• BIO — Biological
• UOM — Unit Of Measure
• ASNF — A son never forgets
• 4NE — Funny
• GT — Get Together
• CC — Crowd Control (gaming)
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• OT — Off Topic
• PICNIC — Problem in Chair Not in Computer
• AGC — Automatic Gain Control
• JIT — Just in time
• FYSE — For Your Sublime Edification
• SB — Somebody
• NT — Nice Try
• OB — Obligatory
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• AM — Amplitude Modulation
• DZ — Drop Zone
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• FE — For Example
• TINSTAAFL — There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• RFC — Request For Comment
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• BRT — Be Right There
• DMB — DoubleMessage Board
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• CAD — Computer Aided Designer
• CIR — Committed Information Rate (Frame Relay)
• FRY — First Read Yesterday
• AOB — Any Other Business
• CC — Carbon Copy
• DMC — Deep Meaningful Conversation
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• DWI — Driving While Intoxicated
• GOTCHA — I got you, I understand
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• EGO — Everyones Got One
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• EQ — Emotional Quotient
• PGP — Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• EOY — End-Of-Year
• L8 — Late
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• SQ — Square

• BHM — Big Handsome Man
• ADD — Address
• AK — Alaska
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• DRT — Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
• WIP — Work in Process
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• DEPT — Department
• CTR — Center
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• POTUS — President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS.
• CPC — Cost Per Click-through
• CRM — Customer Relationship Management
• CFCW — Cute Face, Chubby Waist
• DS — Dear Son
• BHAG — Big Hairy Audacious Goal
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• DH — Dear Husband
• CST — Central Standard Time (UTC-6 Hours)
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• A4U — All For You
• NG — No Good
• VC — Venture Capital
• DYOT — Do Your Own Thing
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• ACU — Army Combat Uniform
• CDT — Central Daylight Time
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• RM — Room
• CO — Company
• CTM — Chuckling to Myself
• SFMJI — Sorry For My Jumping In
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• ATC — Air traffic control
• GP — General Principle
• DNF — Do Not Forget
• FTFY — Fixed That for You
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• XFER — Transfer
• AC — annual closing
• HH — Handsome Hunk
• 4EVER — Forever
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• VM — Voice Mail
• STS — So To Speak
• J/K — Just Kidding

• IOW — In Other Words
• PLZ — Please
• FB — Facebook
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• BOD — Body
• GGYS — Get Good You Scrub
• 2 BZ 4 U QT — Too Busy For You Cutie
• EFT — Electronic Funds Transfer
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• 12 — The police
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• SAYOR — Speak At Your Own Risk
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• AK — Absolute Krunk
• DTS — Don't Think So
• MC — Master of Ceremonies
• CID — Consider It Done
• DAU — Dumb Ass User
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• BOA — Better Off Alone
• LUN — Logical Unit Number
• AK — Ass Kisser
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• B4N — Bye for Now
• F9 — Fine
• ADR — Address
• CIAO — Check It All Out
• CYA — See You
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• BB — Big Brother
• GOMG — Get Off My Grandma
• DCM — Don't Come Monday
• OO — Over and Out
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• OOAD — Object Oriented Analysis and Design
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• BFGFBFF — Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD)
• FWIK — From What I Know
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• NBD — No Big Deal
• WILCO — Will Comply
• DKU — Drop Kick Ugly
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• DSL — Digital Subscriber Line
• WFM — Works For Me
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• BFITWWW — Best Friend in the Whole Wide World
• GTFO — Get The Fuck Off

• ACE — A Cool Experience
• NIH — Not Invented Here
• AISI — As I See It
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• CMS — Content Management System
• CUL8R — See You Later
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• MEG — Mega Evil Grin
• UAV — Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• FX — Fingers Crossed
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• CGI — Can't Get It
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• AGW — All Going Well
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• APP — Application
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• GMWAS — Gag Me with a Spoon
• LED — law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
• CC — Credit Card
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• BS — Bull Shit
• BSF — Black Single Female
• BTDTGTTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
• DCOM — Distributed Component Object Model
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• DLL — Dynamic Link Library (computer file)
• BTFOL — Bust The F*** Out Laughing
• CUS — See You Soon
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• FBI — Fabulous Beautiful and Intelligent
• EOE — Equal Opportunity Employer
• FFT — Fast Fourier Transform
• ATA — Actual Time of Arrival
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• SSID — Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• WU — What's Up?
• COA — Certificate Of Authenticity
• FZ — Friend Zone
• AFC — Away from Computer
• GR8 — Great
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• IYKWIMAITYD — If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• BAK — Back At Keyboard

• WTF — what the fuck
• BTC — Better Type Carefully
• IP — Intellectual Property
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• FBW — Fly By Wire
• 411 — Seeking Information
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• BFFLAB — Best Friends For Life And Beyond
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• PMA — Physical Medium Attachment
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• CFL — Canadian Football League
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• GFY — Good For You
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• DB — Douche Bag
• EOR — End of Rant
• HHWW — Holding Hands While Walking
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• AC — Anonymous Coward
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• (L)MIRL — Let’s Meet In Real Life
• DTTM — Don't Talk to Me
• SYL — See You Later
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• GL — Good Luck
• PPL — Pay Per Lead
• BO — Body Odor
• CHK — Check
• BG — Big Guy
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• G9 — Goodnight
• TM — Trademark
• PM — post meridian
• CLI — Command line Interface (Cabletron)
• RW — Real World
• HF — Have Fun
• CDR — Compact Disc Recordable
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• NIMTO — Not In My Term of Office
• AO — Anarchy Online
• NA — Not Applicable
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• GD1 — GooD One
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• NM — Never Mind
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned

• ASDF — A Super Dumb Film
• RMB — Right Mouse Button
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• PEBCAC — Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke)
• FQ — Frequent Question
• AGP — Accelerated Graphics Port
• NMJ — Not My Job
• B/C — Because
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• TWYT — That's What You Think
• FBNRL — Funny But Not Really Laughing
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• DIGAF — Do I Give A F***?
• BBC — British Broadcasting Corporation
• DL — Download
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• TC — Telephone Call
• OTT — Over The Top
• FN — Fine
• NLT — No Later Than
• KBD — Keyboard
• BBB — Busy Beyond Belief
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• GMT — Grinding My Teeth
• GV — Good Vibes
• BO — Back Off
• GD — Good Day
• KUTGSAWYAD — Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
• CMB — Call Me Back
• HBU — How about you?
• UL — Upload
• CIA — Central Intelligence Agency
• BMT — Basic Military Training
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• NARU — Not A Registered User
• BMS — By My Self
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• DDT — Don't Do That
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• 420 — Marijuana
• ESP — Extra Sensory Perception
• LYK — Let You Know
• CUNT — Caring Unattached Nice Type
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• GAL — Get A Life
• AOL — All Our Love
• CNN — Cable News Network's
• FCS — First Customer Ship

• AT&T — American Telephone & Telegraph
• JJ — Just Joking
• BB — Baby Bloomers
• ELO — Electric Light Orchestra
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• BBC — Blonde By Choice
• CE — Creative Editing
• FWM — F*** With Me
• DW — Dear Wife
• BA — Bad Ass
• CUL — See You Later
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• TM — Trust Me
• GMA — Give Me Attention
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• DAWG — Dumb Ass White Guy
• GDIAH — Go Die In A Hole
• UGC — User Generated Content
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• TOC — Table of Contents
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• ALI — Act Like Intelligent
• GWS — Get Well Soon
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• OM — Old Man
• AV — Anti-Virus
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• Z — Zero
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• AYOK — Are You OK
• CUN — See You Never
• BET — Black Entertainment Television
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• BUDS — Buddies
• OFS — One Finger Salute
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• BT — British Telecommunications
• W/E — Whatever
• FUTAB — Feet Up, Take a Break
• LULU — Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• BC — Before Coffee
• GR82CU — Great To See You
• EG — Evil Grin
• PSP — PlayStation Portable

• MIL — Mother-In-Law
• DW — Don't Worry
• CBW — Crash Bang Wallop
• SH — Shit Happens
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• SMO — Serious Mode On
• FP — First Post
• CT — Can't Talk
• BTO — By The Outside
• ACPT — Accept
• ASL? — Age? Sex? Location?
• 1NAM — One in a million
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• GTO — Going To Ohio
• EMR — Embarrassing
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BW — Best Wishes
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• BBIW — Big Brother Is Watching
• BTA — But Then Again
• DA — District Attorney
• ASO — And So On
• NA — Not Available
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• SYS — See You Soon
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• MIMO — Multiple Input, Multiple Output
• LKG — Last Known Good
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• ISS — International Space Station
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• TTL — Time To Live
• MGMT — Management
• MHS — Message Handling System (electronic)
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• BFL — Best Friend and Lover
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• DBCS — Double-Byte Character Set
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• CM — Call Me
• EOB — End Of Business
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• FDR — Franklin Delano Roosevelt
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• NL — New Line
• OOTB — Out Of The Box

• JC — Just Curious
• BLOG — Web Log
• DC — Disconnected
• TEOTWAWKI — The End Of The World As We Know It
• AAA — Awesome Awesome Awesome
• ATK — Attack
• GWA — Girl With Attitude
• GEM — Generic Electronic Mail
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• M — Male
• BST — But Seriously Though
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• BION — Believe It or Not
• BOS — Best of Opposite Sex
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• YACC — Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
• DOE — Depends on Experience
• AWA — As Well As
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• AGM — Alt Good Morning
• BER — Beyond Economical Repair
• ESOSL — Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
• BBB — Bored Beyond Belief
• COP — Close of Play
• AIR — As I Remember
• GGM — Goodness Gracious Me
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• FMB — Frontline Message Board
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• EOL — End Of Line
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• PC — Player Character
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• ETD — Estimated Time of Departure
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• GW — Guess What?
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• ABU — All Buggered Up
• BOGOF — Buy One Get One Free
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• RTV — Return To Vendor
• THD — Total Harmonic Distortion
• LA — Los Angeles
• DAW — Digital Audio Workstation
• MOO — MUD Object Oriented
• MIN — Minute
• DYS — Do You See?
• FE — Fatal Error

• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BOOTP — Bootstrap Protocol
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• MTH — Month
• FA — Fat Admirer
• RTS — Ready To Send
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• NMI — No Middle Initial
• YT — YouTube
• YL — Young Lady
• DDF — Drug And Disease Free
• CIA — Cash In Advance
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• AZN — Asian
• BH — Better Half
• OTK — Over The Knee
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• NIMH — Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• DUPE — Duplicate
• ELLO — Hello (not an acronym)
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• 1NS — One Night Stand
• DLB — Don't Look Back
• SAF — Single Asian Female
• BG — Big Grin
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• CMD — Command
• PIBKAC — Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair
• BMOC — big man on campus
• BANG — Be A Nice Guy
• PTB — Powers That Be
• LJBF — Let's Just Be Friends
• CID — Acid (the drug)
• BANANA — Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
• EOS — End of Story
• LD — Long Distance
• IS — I'm Sorry
• N/A — Not Available
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• OL — Old Lady
• CPH — Cutie Pie Husband
• DBR — Damaged Beyond Repair
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• BUMO — Buried Under Mountains Of....
• FITB — Fill In The Blank

• EUC — Excellent Used Condition
• JAS — Just A Second
• CCNA — Cisco Certified Network Associated
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• ALT — Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• GM — Group Message
• BIT — Because It's Time
• BCP — Best Current Practice
• AYT — Are You There
• DMBD — Dumb Broad
• OPP — Other People's Problems
• AV — Audio/Video
• WB — Write Back
• DVD — Digital Versatile Disc
• EZ — Easy
• WG — Wicked Grin
• SOSO — Same Old, Same-Old
• GTG — Got To Go
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• PVC — Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• AAG — Almost Anything Goes
• BIOS — Basic Input Output System
• ATBB — All Things Bright and Beautiful
• POV — Privately Owned Vehicle
• DNA — Did Not Answer
• CCC — Casual Chinese Chick
• DEA — Drug Enforcement Administration (U.S. Department of Justice)
• EOC — End Of Conversion
• BWR — Badfinger Web Ring
• SF — Science Fiction
• RC — Remote Control
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• AWTTW — A Word to the Wise
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• BMG — Be My Guest
• AWP — Ain't What's Paid
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BRH — Be Right Here
• YKYB — You Know You've Been
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• BD — Baby Dance
• PBM — Play By Mail
• SYSOP — System Operator
• OW — Oh Well
• BRS — Big Red Switch

• BFFNMW — Best Friend Forever No Matter What
• FYR — For Your Reference
• DYKWIM — Do You Know What I Mean?
• DFTBA — Don't Forget to Be Awesome
• G2G — Got To Go
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• FD — First Date
• DT — Don't Trust
• CES — Consumer Electronics Show
• JBOD — Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
• LY — Love You
• B — Back
• BBW — Big Black Woman
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• AISB — As I Said Before
• F2T — Free to Talk
• CM — Call Menu
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• FYA — For Your Action
• TTS — Text To Speech
• FON — Telephone
• JFF — Just For Fun
• GGRR — Good Grief Really Retarded
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• BTFO — Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• DOT — Do One Thing
• PD — Public Domain
• BKA — Better Known As
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• DSR — Dream So Real
• DST — Daylight Saving Time
• ASF — Alerting Standard Forum
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• DB — Don't Bother
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• ETC — Et Cetera
• BW — Beautiful Woman
• DF — Dear Friend
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• LTO — Linear Tape-Open
• GID — Get It Done
• TBYB — Try Before You Buy
• WORM — Write-Once, Read-Many
• EP — Extended Play

• DVR — Digital Video Recorder
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• BID — Back in the Days
• SJM — Single Jewish Male
• COS — Change Of Subject
• 2GH — Together
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• DADS — Dumb As Dog Shit
• DOS — Denial Of Service
• NRFB — Never Removed From Box
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• DYK — Did You Know?
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• BB — Be Back
• IWIK — I Wish I Knew
• GBYF — Go Bother Your Father
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• YHM — You Have Mail
• DMV — Department of Motor Vehicles
• LSP — Less Sensitive Person
• DJ — Dull Jerk
• OTD — out the door (discharged
• ASC — Alt Startrek Creative
• FTR — For The Record
• GH — Going Home
• GT — General Talk
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• DRM — Digital Rights Management
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• LTR — Letter
• BO — Back Office
• DNB — Do Not Bother
• GSH — Good Sense of Humour
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• PCB — Please Call Back
• BKM — Butt Kicking Mode
• DM — Dungeon Master
• BT — BitTorrent
• VBR — Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
• CJ — Crazy Jackass
• CDC — Cult of the Dead Cow (hacker group)
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• NOP — No Operation
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)

• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• (N) — thumbs down (MSN Messenger)
• H/O — Hold On
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone System
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• EDD — Estimated Delivery Date
• BAF — Bring A Friend
• WAB — Windows Address Book
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• GATT — General Agreement To Talk And Talk
• BYO — Bring Your Own
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• LBL — Label
• SLR — Single Lens Reflex
• DAR — Delete After Reading
• HH — Happy Happy
• AAF — As A Friend
• 2K — $2000 (Applies to any other currency of the world)
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• FMTKFYTFO — For Me to Know, For You to Find Out
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• FWIW — For Whoever Is Wondering
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• AJ — Annoying Jerk
• D/A — Dear All
• GF — Good Friend
• COTFL — Crawling on the Floor Laughing
• WTH — What The Hell?
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• CWYS — Chat With You Soon
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• BTFG — Buy the F***ing Game
• AA — Automobile Association (UK)
• CP — Cutie Patootie
• MIA — Missing In Action
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• CUNS — See You In School
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• GK — General Knowledge
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• GTF — Goes Too Far

• SBF — Single Black Female
• DF — Dear Fiance
• ATM! — At The Moment
• FYB — F*** You Bit**
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• YG — Young Gentleman
• ATST — At the Same Time
• AAF — Always And Forever
• RTS — Read the Screen
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• GIG — Give It a Go
• ASM — Alt Support Marriage
• HAT — How About That?
• B4U — Before You
• WYGAC — When You Get A Chance
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• DPI — Dots per inch.
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• DLG — Devilish Little Grin
• TEOTD — The end of the day
• NR — Near Reality
• DTA — Don't Trust Anyone
• DLF — Dear Little Friend
• JIC — Just In Case
• DVI — Digital Visual Interface
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• ASAIC — As Soon As I Can
• PIC — Picture
• FAM — Family
• 2G4E — ToGether ForEver
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• GD — General Discussion
• CFN — Ciao for Now
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• WCTYBTWHTKY — We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• BILY — Because I Love You
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• DIY — Destroy It Yourself
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• PMPO — Peak Music Power Output
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• BICBW — But I Could Be Wrong
• UART — Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help

• PLBKAC — Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
• FT — Faint
• HFY — Happy For You
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• BS — Big Smile
• AFL — Alt Fan Letterman
• GLWT — Good Luck with That
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• ABP — Already Been Posted
• B2W — Back to Work
• GOS — For Good Order's Sake
• ASF — Alt Seduction Fast
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• BOMBAY — Beware Of Many Boys AroundYou
• BFFWE — Best Friends Forever Without Expections
• LEP — Light Emitting Polymer
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• BKS — Best Kept Secret
• ?4U — Question For You
• OOO — Out Of Order
• EOTWAWKI — End of the World As We Know It
• CD — cross-dresser
• DUI — driving under the influence of alcohol
• ETX — End of Text
• GIRL — Goddess In Real Life
• TEL — Telephone
• BTB — Bob the Builder
• DH — Dear Hubby
• EMBO — Eat My Butt Out
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• 2EZ — Too easy
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• NLI — Not Logged In
• DYT — Don't You Think?
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• DOF — degree of freedom
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• HAY — How Are You?
• CUS — Because
• FML — F*** My Life
• ALOTBSOL — Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• BFFLAD — Best Friend Forever Life And Death
• BOU — Both Of You
• OOI — Out of Interest

• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• BITD — Back in the Day
• DYHWIH — Do You Hear What I Hear
• YGLT — You're Gonna Love This
• ED — Erase Display
• CYA — See Ya
• G2G — Good to Go
• CYL — Catch You Later
• GM — Gutter Mouth
• CB — Cute Boy
• BFBFF — Best Facebook Friend Forever
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• MFT — Master File Table
• SLP — Super Long Play
• ASA — As Soon As
• GOK — God Only Knows
• WT — Without Thinking
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• GWAF — Getting Weak As F****
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• PEST — Please Excuse Slow Typing
• NAND — Not And
• N1 — Nice One
• DTTAH — Don't Try This At Home
• YHTBT — You Had To Be There
• TLG — The Living God
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• DGY — Doggy
• NX — No Execute (Microsoft)
• EMS — E-Mail Shorthand
• RCI — Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass)
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• WD — Well Done
• ADN — Any Day Now
• AIA — All Interested Adults
• VES — Very Evil Smile
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• GBO — Great Bearded One
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• AY — Ask Yourself
• CW — Current Wisdom
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• GOML — Get on My Level
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• BOTOH — But on the Other Hand

• G2H — Go to Hell
• BFOG — Blouse Full Of Goodies
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• RFT — Request For Thinking
• DCF — Department of Children and Families
• GQ — Gentlemen Quarterly
• YT — You There?
• OD — Oh Dear
• DG — Discussion Group
• DFKM — Don't F***in Kill Me
• TBE — To Be Expected
• GOAL — Go Onto Another Level
• MOC — Mint On Card
• JW — Just wondering
• NINO — Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
• D/L — Download
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• TBDML — To Be Discussed Much Later
• EYT — Enjoy Yourself Tonight
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• CYL — See You Later
• EMP — Excessive Multiple Posting
• HAM — Handsome And Macho
• BFMI — Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
• LOI — Lack of Interest
• BOG — Bunch Of Guys
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• DAO — Does Anyone Own
• GOOT — Get Out Of Town
• OPM — Other People's Money
• BFFAEAE — Best Friends Forever and Ever and Ever
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• WOA — Work of Art
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• BABE — Burn At Both Ends
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• DW — Don't Walk
• DEI! — Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• GL — Good Looking
• MOSPF — Multicast Open Shortest Path First
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• FA — For Auction
• TGTF — Thank God Tomorrow's Friday

• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• NBTD — Nothing Better to Do
• CIO — Check It Out
• UTT — Under The Table
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• DRA — Don't Recognize Acronyms
• GLLG — Giggling Like a Little Girl
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• BOTE — Back-Of-The-Envelope
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• UBE — Unsolicited Bulk Email
• AP — Associated Press
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• & — Ampersand / 'and' sign
• BIC — Best in Class
• LMCOA — Lost My Connection Once Again
• BISS — Because I Say So
• ABK — Any Body Killer
• CTF — Capture The Flag
• DAMN — Don't Ask Me Nuthin
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• OOC — Out of Character
• AWAFE — AlWays And ForEver
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• GWE — Green With Envy
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• DOD — Dear Old Dad
• FIFS — First In First Served
• CPU — Cute People United
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• TIE — Take It Easy
• GG — Good Games
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• ADR — Ain't Doing Right
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• NIMFYE — Not In My Front Yard Either
• AGP — Advanced Graphics Port
• DSI — Do Something Interesting
• 2CT — Second October
• SFF — Small-Form-Factor
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• AFO — All For One
• BMGWL — Busting My Gut with Laughter
• DMCA — Digital Millennium Copyright Act
• BOC — But of Course
• VEG — Very Evil Grin

• ELT — Every Little Thing
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• CMIYC — Catch Me If You Can
• FC — Fat Chance
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• 34U — Three words For You (I Love You)
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• WUGAC — When yoU Get A Chance
• SSIA — Subject Says It All
• AC — Acceptable Content
• FIT — Fashion Institute of Technology
• TFS — Three Finger Salute
• DBM — Don't Bother Me
• STW — Search the Web
• CB — Ciao Baby
• WTC — World Trade Center
• GDI — Gosh Darn Independent
• MOS — Member of the Opposite Sex
• LLAP — Live Long And Prosper
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• BBC — Bloody Bad Content
• BBEG — Big Bad Evil Guy
• CPI — characters per inch
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• TYLE — Took You Long Enough
• CIL — critical items list
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• YHL — You Have Lost
• MOM — Moment
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• OJ — Only Joking
• BIN — Buy It Now
• BAD — Broken as designed
• GLS — Greater Light Stone
• GA — Go Ahead
• BID — But I Digress
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• DEU — Dumb End User
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• HB — Handsome Boy
• FOF — Friend of Friend
• FTF — First to Find
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• TIMTOWTDI — There Is More Than One Way To Do It
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• G2K — Good to Know
• CC — Cutie Cutie
• DNA — Do Not Ask

• EAEC — East Asia Economic Caucus
• DWI — Deal With It
• CHAOS — Cant Have Anyone Over Syndrome
• HCU — Hawaii Chat Universe
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• BB — Beanie Baby
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• CC — Come Closer
• EAD — Encoded Archival Description
• IYW — If You Wish
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• WNOHGB — Where No One Has Gone Before
• CC — Country Code
• BB — Bye-Bye
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• SJF — Single Jewish Female
• LOA — List of acronyms
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• CSF — Cool Sig Forums
• ABM — A Big Mistake
• CCL — Couldn't Care Less
• CYS — see you soon
• SMMWO — Shut My Mouth Wide Open
• ATEOTLYWBAT — At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
• AFH — Away From Home
• GFK — Go Fly A Kite
• EMS — Emergency medical service
• OTA — Over The Air
• WBMGF — Wanna Be My Girl Friend
• BHD — Bad Hair Day
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• H — Hmm
• GTGTB — Got To Go To Bed
• CICU — Can I Call You?
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• DWKOTA — Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
• ROFPML — Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
• DRY — Don't Repeat Yourself
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• BOTEC — Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
• BYU — Boy, You're Ugly!
• SFT — Sorry For That
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• CTP — Computer to plate
• FTFU — Fixed That For yoU
• CSM — Cigarette Smoking Man
• FIGJAM — F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
• AAM — After All Men
• G4G — Go For Good

• MBM — Magnetic Bubble Memory
• 14AAA41 — One For All, And All For One
• GAL — Generic Array Logic
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• NQA — No Questions Asked
• EBI — Even Better If
• OJ — Orange Juice
• FYS — Fine Young Specimen
• FUBU — For U By U
• NTIM — Not That It Matters
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• GB — Good Bye
• 4Q — F*** You
• NYP — Not Your Problem
• YR — Yeah Right
• BYE — Between Your Ears
• AMF — Adios, My Friend
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• GT — Good Time
• WYMOWS — Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
• AFD — Alt Fan Dragons
• HAGS — Have A Great Summer
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• GTL — Good To Last
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• DNTK — Don't Need To Know
• APC — Armoured personnel carrier
• AGU — All Grown Up
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• DWKOTL — Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
• AEAE — And Ever And Ever
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• RTT — Round Trip Timer
• CAM — Camera
• BA — Bad Attitude
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• GTMA — Great Minds Think Alike
• 99 — Parent has left
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• AFE — Alt Fan Eddings
• FAM — Family Assessment Measure
• G — Gorgeous
• FUC — Funny / Useful / Cool
• BUMP — Bump Up My Post
• AWE — Answered With Elegance
• FD — Forum Discussion
• DNF — Did Not Find

• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• PG — Pretty Good
• KYHOOYA — Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humor
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• AG — Anything Goes
• ALTA — A Little Too Arrogant
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• GWK — Gawk
• GC — Get Crazy
• DLOD — Doing Lots Of Drugs
• BKAM — Between Keyboard And Monitor
• WBMBF — Wanna Be My Boy Friend
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• AFW — Alt Fan Wedge
• LMC — Lost My Connection
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• ATB — All The Best
• AKM — Also Known Moron
• BOOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• DNC — Do Not Care
• GZ — Grats! (Congratulations)
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• CAT — Can't Answer That
• NTTFLS — Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
• CTG — Can Talk Guns
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• BLM — Bad Little Mother
• JAM — Just A Minute
• AT — All That
• AUT? — Are You There?
• DTA — Don't Trust Anybody
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• BHAP — Be HAPpy
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• TIME — Tears In My Eyes
• FYI — For Your Innerself
• CQ — Come Quickly
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• LOHICA — Look Out, Here It Comes Again
• SBM — Single Black Male
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• NR — No Reserve
• YAP — Yet Another Ploy
• DTC — Down To Chill
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• CS — Counter-Strike (game)

• GIGO — Garbage In, Garbage Out
• GCG — Grammatically Correct Girl
• CG — Computer Graphics
• BAU — business-as-usual
• LIU — LAN Interface Unit
• BFFH — Best Friends From Hell
• ITSM — IT Service Management
• TEI — Total Economic Impact
• BOTD — Benefit of the Doubt
• ALSA — Alt Lycra Story Archive
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• BOL — Bug Out Location
• G — Google
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• DBAA — Don't Be An A***
• BB — Baby Bird
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• NMH — Not Much Here
• CSI — Can't Stand It
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Dessert
• BLT — Be Like Them
• DBL — Don't Be Late
• CTTS — Cute Things They Say
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• LOLAROTG — Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
• DMC — Devil May Care
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• G8 — Gate
• M2M — Machine to Machine, Mobile
• RBS — Really Big Screen
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• FTSO — Figure That Stuff Out
• FAP — First Aid Post
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• DV — Don't Vomit
• BOLTOP — Better On Lips Than On Paper
• DYSWIS — Do You See What I See
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• NAGI — Not A Good Idea
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• DK — Don't known
• GBCW — Good Bye Cruel World
• SBB — Stupid Beyond Belief
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• BTWITIAILWU — by the way I think I am in love with you
• F — Female
• ALVB — Asta La Vista, Baby
• BYKT — But You Knew That

• G2R — Got to Run
• MGB — May God Bless
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• EMP — Electro Magnetic Pulse
• MOTM — Member of the Month
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• GTTV — Great Time To Visit
• FON — Freak of Nature
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• BOB — Brains on Board
• FFF — Friends for Free
• TTFF — Time To First Fix
• PMFJIH — Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• CHM — Charming
• NIDWTC — No I Don't Want to Chat
• AAM — All About Me
• R/T — Real Time
• WBASAP — Write Back As Soon As Possible
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• WFHIT — What Fresh Hell Is This?
• DAE — Does Anybody Else
• GTFOH — Get The F*** Out of Here
• AMFYOYO — Adios, My Friend, You're On Your Own
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• FFF — Fan Fiction Forum
• ATM — Across the Miles
• TNPP — Telocator Network Paging Protocol
• AJ — Arrogant Jerk
• DFTS — Don't Forget to Smile
• GAS — Got A Second
• PYS — Pack Your Stuff
• CULTR — See You Later
• PCO — Please Carry On
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• GFYS — Go F*** Yourself
• AINT — If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• DMS — Don't Mean Shit
• BEF — Bug Eyed Freak
• B — Backlash
• BETCHA — Bet you
• GLM — Good Looking Mom
• RTI — Real Time Interruption
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• FOMCL — Fell Off My Chair Laughing
• WYBMADIITY — Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
• BTAICBW — But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
• BTK — Bit Too Kewl

• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• BW — Be well
• SOTA — State Of The Art
• VBEG — Very Big Evil Grin
• VWS — Very Wicked Smile
• MWMT — Mint with mint tags
• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• DZ — Dozen
• WYSIWYD — What You See Is What You Deserve
• GAC — Get A Clue
• CBA — Cannot Be Angry
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• FOB — Fine Oriental Boy
• B2K — Back to Keyboard
• DTMF — Dump The Mother Figure
• TYVL — Thank You Very Little
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• GOWI — Get On With It
• EPD — Excessive Posting Disorder
• CPF — Can Pigs Fly?
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• FUN — Fairly Unique Name
• TMTLTBMG — There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
• CE — Common Era (substitute for AD)
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• GD — Gosh Darn
• CIP — Chat In Private
• GWLF — Gee Whizz Lemon Fizz
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• BB — Baby Boomer
• DYO — Do Your Own
• GC — Good Call
• DGAF — Don't Give A F***
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• LWB — Long wheel base
• BFL — Back From Lunch
• BSV — Best Site Visited
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• DTC — Dans Ton Cul
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• AA — Ask About
• CRR — Chat Room Regular
• DLN — Don't Leave Now
• CU2M — See You Tomorrow
• NTK — Nice to Know
• AH — Available Happy
• DIM — Does It Matter

• NIT — Not in Therapy
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• AWMT — Are We Meeting Tomorrow?
• BS — Biting Sarcasm
• ATE — After the Event
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• SBD — Silent But Deadly
• CTTD — Cute Things They Do
• GH — Go Home
• TWYAS — That's What You All Say
• DRY — Drunk Rock Youth
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• CFM — Cant Find Me
• TIWTGLGG — This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
• ASAT — As Simple As That
• CEG — Cool Evil Guy
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• FTF — First Things First
• BEH — Blue Eyed Hottie
• CRB — Come Right Back
• DMV — Download Music Videos
• FYL — F*** Your Life
• DSL — Do Shout Loudly
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• DMY — Day Month Year
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• CR — Comfort Room
• AM — Antagonistic Message
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• PUNTS — People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
• HAG — Hi And Goodbye
• SWYP — So What's Your Problem
• NYCTMI — Now You Come to Mention It
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• FQA — Frequently Questioned Answers
• ANI — Age Not Important
• DETAI — Don't Even Think About It
• BOOB — Best Oddball Online Buddy
• GOTH — Grumpy Old Toothless Hags
• PITBY — Put It in Their Back Yard
• BOAH — Back Off A** Hole
• DYHAGF — Do You Have A Girlfriend
• MIB — Mint In Box
• TTM — To the Moderator
• SUFID — Screwing Up Face in Disgust
• PG — Parental Guidance
• ISAGN — I See A Great Need
• GABI — Grin and Bear It

• BAL — Brilliant And Lovely
• SH — Same Here
• EIF — Exercise In Futility
• GIRL — Girls In Real Life
• IROOC — I've Run Out of Cigarettes
• BING — But It's Not Google
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• BRBNC — Be Right Back Nature Calls
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• EYU — Eat You Up
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• BBF — Best Buddies Forever
• FIGA — Forget It, Go Away
• DURS — Damn You Are Sexy
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• WYSBANRTWYG — What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
• KTCOOTN — Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
• AP — Ahh Phooey
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• ROFLAHMSL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
• NAHW — Not A Happy Woman
• GL HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• BH — Big Handsome
• DWYL — Don't Waste Your Life
• Q — Queue
• BDI — Beginners Discussion Initiative
• SWM — Single White Male
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• GUFN — Grounded Until Further Notice
• DI — Damned Impressive
• ROFTTPOF — Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
• TOBG — This Oughta Be Good
• CMNR — con mẹ nó rồi
• DJ — Dumb Jerk
• CMT — See My Thread
• LFS — Large File Support
• FAO — For Attention Of
• FDL — Fat, Dumb, and Lazy
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• WTTM — Without Thinking Too Much
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• EON — Everything or Nothing
• JPW — Just Plain Weird
• YWEL — You'Re Welcome Even Less
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• FV — From Val
• FEL — F*** Everybody's Life
• FOI — Full of It
• BIB — Baby In Belly

• CSTM — Chuckling Silently to Myself
• ELF — Ever Lasting Friends
• GDR — Grin Duck And Run
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• BTDTGTTSAWIO — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt And Wore It Out
• :@) — Im/Your are a little Piggey
• BR — Bunny Rabbit
• SEP — Signalling End Point
• ASAR — Alt Sexual Abuse Recovery
• WAEF — When All Else Fails
• FPNI — First Post Nails It
• NTIMM — Not That It Matters Much
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bong
• IRA — Irish Republican Army see PIRA
• ARGH — Expressing annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration (not an acronym)
• DHL — Didn't Have Lunch
• BBR — Broken/Burned Beyond Repair
• CYR — Can You Remember
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• CWC — Compressed Worlds Chat
• GA — Go Away
• BBW — Beautiful Black Woman
• DA — Don't Ask
• SWDYRTW — Since When do You Rule the Web?
• ASD — A Silly Dementor
• BAR — Beyond All Recognition
• HDYK — How Do You Know?
• DIRL — Die in Real Life
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• TA — Thanks Again
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• GAY — Good As You
• NYM — New York Minute
• TTBE — That's to Be Expected
• ACCT — Accounting Records
• OSIM — Oh Shoot It's Monday
• LSFIAB — Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
• DAD — Dashing and Debonair
• DMA — Doesn't Mean Anything
• GTMI — Got To Make It
• BMG — Big Mean Girl
• CPC — Clogged Poop Chute
• BTOYA — Be There Or (it's) Your A**
• FOOL — Fragged Out Old Loser
• AGR — Alt Gathering Rainbow
• NTIBOA — Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
• MCIBTY — My Computer Is Better Than Yours
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• GDT — Grateful Dead Talk
• GB — Going Bananas

• VWG — Very Wicked Grin
• LSHIH — Laughing So Hard It Hurts
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• ES — Even Steven
• TPAE — The Possibilities Are Endless
• GAS — Go Ahead Single
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• GSS — Go Suck Something
• JMOOC — Just My Opinion of Course
• BYKTA — But You Knew That Already
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• NR — near Ripon
• ITAH — Is There Anybody Here
• OTOOH — On the Other Other Hand
• DFLI — Don't Feel Like It
• BF — Bisexual Female
• OT1H — On The One Hand
• BIO — Biological Industry Organization
• AAF — As your friend
• BB — Before Baby
• BDD — Blog Dysmorphic Disorder
• ANC — African National Congress
• NICBDAT — Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
• FN — Forum Notice
• WE — whatever
• MILG — Make it Look Good
• YKIYEI — You Killed It, You Eat It
• CMIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• WYSINEWYGBIC — What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
• DIIN — Damned If I Know
• FBI — Friends Beyond Infinity
• ESP — Extra Sex Please
• DNR — Do Nothing Right
• GINU — Glad I'm Not You
• DC — Disconnected Computing
• LTHTT — Laughing Too Hard to Type
• GD&W — Grinning, Ducking and Weaving
• *BX — Starbox
• ROFLASC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
• BIO — By Invitation Only
• DMG — Daily Mail Group
• GTGTS — Got To Go To Sleep
• BVD — Big Victorious Daddy
• LTBF — Learn to Be Funny
• NIAA — No Idea At All
• HELP — Hello Everyone, Lets Party!
• GCF — Good Clean Fun
• BIO — Bring It On
• GFE — Get Finished Early
• DTIP — Don't Take It Personally

• ACU — All Completely Useless
• BOL — Bust Out Laughing
• IUTKATS — I Used to Know All That Stuff
• ANYTM — Anytime
• TTMNR — Take The Money aNd Run
• DCS — Database Connection Services
• CFR — Call For References
• TXT — Text
• FL — Freakin Loser
• NPLU — Not People Like Us
• CM — Call Memory
• MOM — Momentary Contact
• FFFL — Fabulous Friends For Life
• FIMO — Forget It, Move On
• WTHDTM — What The Hell Does That Mean?
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• CM — Chat Maniac
• GD&RVVF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
• FOOSH — Fall on an Outstretched Hand
• MBUC — Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
• WTSDS — Where The Sun Don't Shine
• BIO — Bun in the Oven
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• BARF — Bay Area Riders Forum
• ROFLOLVH — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
• FGF — Forest Guardians Forums
• SPKR — Speaker
• AITYD — And I Think You Do
• BNL — Buy n Large
• ANFAWFOS — And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
• ADF — Absolutely Daft Fool
• EB — Emotional Baggage
• FWEB — Friends With Emotional Benefits
• BI — Beyond Incredible
• CS — Cool Stuff
• HD — Horse Dung
• ALF — Amiga Loads Faster
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• CILWY — Crazy In Love With You
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• GAF — Gaming Age Forum
• 2G2B4G — To Good To Be Forgotten
• ABH — Anonymous Blow Hard
• LSHIPMP — Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
• AHF — Always Having Fun
• CBC — Canadian Broadcasting Corporationration
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• DREAM — Drugs Rule Everything Around Me
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)

• BLA — Boring Lame Annoying
• BOB — Best Online Buddy
• AD — Awesome Dude
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• BURMA — Be Undressed and Ready, My Angel
• JP — Just playing 
• EMITAS — Excuse Me, I am Taking A Survey
• CLJ — Cute Lil Jewels
• FOIL — Forum of Indian Leftists
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Him/Her
• GT — Good Times Emporium
• GRITS — Girl Raised In The South
• FTMO — Friends That Make Out
• BOG — Better Online Graffiti
• EB — Emotional Buzz
• TMSHTF — Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• DCME — Don't Call Me Easy
• FOCUS — Forum of Children United to Succeed
• NR — Nearest Relative
• WYTTIWTK — What You Tell Them Is What They Know
• BHH — Bless His Heart
• H2H — Hard to Handle
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• BMW — Beautiful Mature Woman
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• SWCOC — Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
• NAHM — Not A Happy Man
• BBM — Boyfriend Being Mean
• ASAHP — As Soon As Humanly Possible
• FTD — Feeling Totally Disgusted
• SMOP — Small Matter of Programming
• DCC — Direct Chat Connection
• AW — All Wet
• DTM — Don't Trust Me
• FAP — Find A Phone
• B — Background
• AMIIS — Ask Me If I'm Surprised
• DEA — Don't Expect Anything
• BFFTLTD — Best Friend Forever To Love Till Death
• CJ — Crude Jerk
• AFAIC — As Fast As I Can
• DLOL — Dear Little Old Dady
• ROTFLBTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
• BFFA — Best Friends Forever After
• BMS — Be A Mess
• RLCO — Real Life Conference
• GOTCHA — Give Others The Chance To Have An
• DIY — Do not Involve Yourself
• DTCBMC — Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control

• DIL — Deep In Love
• C&V — Chapter & Verse
• DMBT — Do Me Bad Things
• AE — Almost Enjoyable
• FTFE — First Time for Everything
• SIMMS — Single Inline Memory Modules
• AAK — Asleep At the Keyboard
• WIGAC — When I Get A Chance
• G1 — Good One
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• BC — Before Christmas
• FB — Friendship Book
• AIS — Ain't It Sweet
• BB — Baby Bullet
• CIC — Chat In Character
• BBP — Big Beautiful People
• AFD — Always Falling Down
• TGFTCL — Thank God For The Chat Line
• O — Over
• AC — Absolutely Charming
• GFE — Grounds for Enjoyment
• BTW — Between the Worlds
• FSW — Find Someone Who
• CTP — Congenial Talking Philosophers
• BWOM — By Word of Mouth
• ER — Electronic Relationships
• GTBK — Got To Be Kidding
• GB — Gorgeous Brute
• GVL — Garden Variety Lamer
• CIO — Cry It Out
• ABT — Anything But The ....
• CBL — Check Back Later
• GJA — Good Job All
• ENSA — Every Night Something Atrocious
• DBTG — Dont Be That Guy
• BCS — Big Crock of Stuff
• BTW — But That's Wild
• GGP — Gotta Go Potty
• ATWF — Ask The Wife First
• HC — Holy Crap
• BHAT — Banging Head Against Table
• BOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• DITYID — Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
• DWL — Dead With Laugh
• FOCL — Falling Off Chair Laughing
• BOSS — Back Office Software System
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• ADIDAU — All Day I Dream About You
• DBF — Depressed Best Friend
• BFWL — Back Flip While Laughing

• BV — British Virgin
• BUDWEISER — Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulaly
• ATC — Any to Come
• BF — Big Fat
• ALTA — A Long Time Ago
• AMG — Ah My Goddess
• BIO — Biological Informatics Office
• DAM — Don't Ask Me
• DSL — Doesn't Seem Likely
• DFL — Dumb, Fat, and Lazy
• DGL — Dog Gone Lovely
• CHAOS — Create Havoc Around Our System
• ANBAT — Ain't Nothing But A Thing
• FQ — Fairly Quick
• AHA — Awesome Heavenly Angel
• BB — Baby Boy
• FBI — Find Boys Immediately
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• DGFL — Dirty Girl For Life
• GG — Gorgeous Granny
• ASD — Another Silly Disorder
• BP! — B**ch Please!
• CWB — Crazy White Boys
• FDROTFL — Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
• GL — Good Lovin
• B — Brother
• DIVA — Delightfully Interesting Vivacious Attitude
• FOG — Four Old Guys
• BBL — Bailey Blanchard Lawrence
• BYOP — Be Your Own Person
• OT — Other Topic
• GTH — Good To Hear
• BOB — Back of Bus
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• GLG — Good Looking Guy
• DLTM — Digital Line Termination Module
• ADD — Advanced Dumbass Disorder
• BCBTB — Breasts Can't Be Too Big
• C-P — Sleepy
• DOB — Did Our Best
• BY — Brace Yourself
• AJ — Another Joke
• AATP — All About The Paper
• CRZY — CRAZY WOMAN CREEK BANCORP INC.
• LYWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• AQ — Attractive Quotient
• AVE — Always Very Expensive
• BFITWW — Best Friend In The Whole World
• DRM — Doesn't Really Matter
• HHH — Hot Huge Hooters

• ROTFLSTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
• TTLFN — That's The Lot For Now
• DSG — Doing Something Good
• BTTP — Back to the Point
• AFI — A Flame Ignited
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• CTY — Cant Tell You
• CSBTIA — Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again
• DMBL — Dumbbell
• WTMKF — Welcome To My Kill Filter
• SDK — Software Developer's Kit
• ANC — Annoying New Character
• GMH — Give Me Hope
• CP — Created Posts
• CRA — Can't Remember Anything
• FSM — Foolishly Spent Money
• BFFL — Best Friends Forever Love
• CB — Clueless Boy
• 9 — Parent in room
• HB — How Boring
• FW — Flame Wars
• DDT — Dirty Dream Tonight
• GOE — Gym over Everything
• CDMA — Code Divisionsion Multiple Access
• ANT — A New Thing
• EGB — Extremely Greedy Bore
• COA — Center of Attention
• BYE — Between Your Eyes
• CWAL — Can't Wait Any Longer
• AFU — Alt Folklore Urban
• EOT — The End Of The ....
• CY — Crazy You
• FBM — Fat Bald Man
• DWT — Don't Waste Trees
• FGR — Frequently Generates Responses
• FLG — Fat Loudmouth Guy
• HHH — Hope This Helps
• FTL — Far Too Late
• AIC — An Irresistible Combination
• FFA — Frequently Forgotten Answers
• AV — Anonymous Visitor
• CTF — Calm The Fire
• GRIT — Global Ranma Insanity Thread
• BB — Bebi / Baby
• HAM — Haven't Any Money
• EA — Extremely Amazing
• GTFH — Go To F***ing Hell
• BROKEN — Hungover from alcohol (not an acronym)
• AICN — Ain't It Cool News
• BBB — Big Black Book

• FAM — The Family Channel
• GFUS — Go F*** YourSelf
• HH — Happy Humper
• FP — Funny Party
• CHC — Couldn't Honestly Care
• ASAE — Always Standing Always Eating
• ECM — Email Campaign Management
• FATH — First and Truest Husband
• DACT — Dreams All Come True
• GOB — Girls On Boys
• EDU — Excuse Divide Us
• POM — Phase Of The Moon
• CD9 — Parents around (Code 9)
• AEWD — Any Excuse Will Do
• AI — Awe Inspiring
• AACT — Adults and Children Talking
• DF — Discussion Forum
• GBHANDK — Great Big Hug(s) and Kiss(es)
• GIY — Get It Yourself
• BFD — Big Friggin Deal
• FOCLMAO — Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
• COH — Change of Heart
• HC — Help Chat
• DKY — Don't Kill Yourself
• FC — Face Contact
• BR — Best Reply
• CWD — Comment When Done
• BMW — Belongs to My Wife
• ACCT — Account Codes
• BC — Blind Crossing
• BFFLTDDUP — Best Friends For Life Until Death Do Us Part
• GD — God Dammit
• DYLIAC — Do You Live In A Cave?
• GIMP — Good Intentions, Malicious People
• HDC — Hackers Dot Com
• CTW — Call Them Whatever
• FQA — Facts, Questions, and Answers
• EB — European Boy
• BCNU — be seeing' you
• EAD — Eat All Day
• CBP — Consumed By Passion
• AFH — Alt Fan Hanson
• FL — Friggin Loser
• ELE — Everyone Love Everyone
• ABX — Alt Binaries X
• CW — Compared With
• ADR — Any Day Really
• BAF — Biafra Actualization Forum
• AOK — Alt Om K
• FDI — Finally Did It

• GC — Go Cool
• CM — Chat Monitor
• CIS — Can It Sam
• CYBER — Changing Yesterdays Behavior For Enhanced Results
• CMC — Cash More Cash
• DTB — Don't Turn Back
• DMB — Dodo's Message Board
• DL — Don't Look
• GTS — Google That S***
• BUN — Back Up Name
• BCIS — Bull Crap in Society
• HCIH — How Can I help
• AGI — A Grand Idea
• BEV — Beautiful Evil Vixen
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Flash
• COW — Cheap Or What
• CYAL8R — See You All Later
• GTM — Good to Me
• GIM — Great Instant Messenger
• AIA — Active Internet Addicts
• AMF — About Motorcycles Forums
• EGG — Enlightened Grammar Geek
• BH&H — Be Healthy and Happy
• GMTA — Gosh, Me Too Also!
• BMFL — Best Mate For Life
• CB — Chat Board
• BS — Bring Snickers
• DFS — Duty Free Shopping
• FTFOI — For the Fun of It
• CFN — Can't Find A Name
• GLOST — Get Lost
• EMSC — EVERY MAN SENDS CIGNALS
• EG — Evil Girlfriend
• FWP — Freedom Wealth And Privacy
• GTTS — Got To Tell Somebody
• GI — Great Idea
• DNC — Do Not Cry
• BIC — Back In Character
• BB — Baby Bjorn
• FROG — Furnaced Room Over Garage
• EDGE — Endtime Discussion Group Exchange
• 2DE — Today
• DT — Debate Thread
• FTA — First Time At ....
• GOAT — Galoot Oldtools Archive of Threads
• AP — Awesome person/people
• FTFT — For The Final Time
• AYS — Announce Your Site
• DGI — Doesn't Get It
• GOSH — Grown Adult Still Home

• CTFD — Calm the Freak Down
• CU — Coming Unglued
• ASC — Alt Smokers Cigars
• GTSY — Good To See You
• FAM — Family Arabian Mare
• EBS — Excessive Boredom Syndrome
• FAO — Fin Addicts Online
• BD — Big Dummy
• GTF — Got To Fart
• GWT — Grin With Teeth
• FPOC — Friends Point Of Contact
• FIS — Fake Information System
• AK — Ass Kickers
• HFB — Hugs From Behind
• HAT — Here And There
• BB — Baby Blanket
• DE — Do Easy
• FACT — Friends of Alachua County Talk
• GPH — Great Performing Heli
• FIGH — Forget it, Go Home
• BIFF — But I Fell Flat
• AAN — Another Authors Note
• FF — Forum Feedback
• DV — Drunken Vampire
• BATB — Beating Around The Bush
• BTW — Between the Wars
• FO — Friends Of
• EQ — Enjoyment Quota
• AIDA — Another Insulting Deceptive Announcement
• FFF — Fightin Fundamentalist Forum
• HI — Hanging Indent
• CCL — Certified Chat Leader
• BL — Big And Lovable
• DSS — Darling Step-Son
• BFFOC — Best Friends Forever of Course
• CAR — Can Anyone Recommand
• CG — Cool Guy
• ASCA — Alt Startrek Creative All
• BTTP — Back To The Present
• BIMP — Bring In More People
• FOB — Fabulous Oriental Being
• FOG — Full Of Garbage
• @NER8 — At Any Rate
• FISH — For Immediate Sympathetic Help
• BOG — Boring Old Games
• EA — Easily Amused
• CPCI — Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator
• BA — Bloggers Anonymous
• DSL — Doesnt Seem Logical
• GAL — Getting All the Loot

• HFC — Hot French Chick
• GKW — God Knows Where
• HG — Hey guys
• CTFO — Chill The F*** Out
• 2DA — Today
• GWTP — Get with the Program
• ETW — Easier Than Writing
• ARS — Alt Religion Scientology
• AC — Always Crap
• EBN — Educational Bloggers Network
• CMFIC — Chief MothaF***a In Charge
• GM — Goodness Me
• FYOS — Find Your Own Shine
• CUTS — Coming Up The Stairs
• DS — Dominance and Submission
• GOOGLE — Girl's Only Online Liberal Engagement
• AFR — Alt Fairs Renaissance
• AYS? — Are You Serious?
• DC — Daily Chump
• CAY — Caring About Youth
• GLH — Great Looking Hair
• GGWAB — Good God What a Booty (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
• AML — Animorph Mailing List
• BB — Baby Back
• D/L — Down Low
• GL — Get Lucky
• FTFM — First Time For Me
• FYI — Forget Your Idea
• DWTT — Down With Text Talk
• GIGO — Gee I Goofed Ok
• GSS — Grass Smoking Squad
• GTFOMF — Get The F*** Out of My Face
• 4EVAINLVWITU — For Ever In Love With You
• FIGF — Forget It, Gone Fishing
• BUMP — Bring Us More Posts
• BYOA — Be Your Own Awesome
• BLAH — Better Laugh And Hug
• BEM — Bug Eyed Monster
• HA — Humor Attitude
• BETH — Best Everyone Tell Her
• EMO — EMOtional person
• EP — Everything's Possible
• ESP — Extra Sensual People
• GM — Good Message
• FPA — Frequent Post Archive
• COOL — Cool Oozy Overweighted Loser
• BTW — Be That Way (less common)
• GTA — Gosh, Tremendous Attributes!
• DZD — Dozed
• GRACE — Goofy Recluses Are Creating Everything

• DBA — Dumb But Assertive
• BBC — Barely Believable Content
• ABOFAL — Alright, But Only For A Little
• GOAP — Go Outside And Play
• ASTD — Always Something To Do
• GWB — Girl With a Body
• CPI — Cocktail Party Information
• BLAH — Both Lovable And Hollistic
• CPR — Coffee Provides Refreshment
• ADN — Anno Dommino Now
• GV — Great Vehicle
• GOP — Great Old Place
• BB — Baby Bass
• GT — Gallery Talk
• CL — Crazed Lunatic
• BA — Big Attitude
• BV — Brain Value
• CX — Classic X-Men
• GLP — Good looking person
• GAF — Genuine Admirer Of Females
• DHACM — Don't Have A Cow, Man
• DYLM? — Do You Like Me?
• FAIR — Forum Against Islamophobia Racism
• CMOT — Cut My Own Throat
• EIETMO — Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
• FFF — Five Favourite Forum
• CMND — con mẹ nó đi
• FRC — Funky Radically Cool
• AGE — Awesome Girls Exclusively
• AC — Alt Cataclius
• CMNL — con mẹ nó luôn
• FBI — Fine, Beautiful, and Intelligent
• BA — Bloody Awful
• CIMB — Crying in my beer
• DEAR — Dumb Entries Aren't Read
• ARF — A Ravishing Female
• GWAR — God, What A Racket
• GD — Group Deal
• AIB — After I Buy
• DBS — Drunken Brainless Scum
• DHL — Don't Hurry Love
• FU — Formerly Undesirable
• GTGI — Got To Get It
• GLH — Goes Like Heck
• DH — Dearest Husband
• HAM — He asked me
• FWD — Flying While Drunk
• AGR — Anime Gag Room
• EF — Evaluation of Friend
• BKNI — Better KNow It

• BTL — Bigger Than Life
• AG — Awesome Guy
• CJ — Consistent Jackass
• AFY — Anywhere For You
• BB — to be, baby
• FYF — Fear Your Fate
• BAD — Big Awful Disaster
• BB — Baby Blue
• GTP — Gone To Pee
• DMA — Don't Mention Age
• FMA — Formal Martial Artist
• BBI5 — Be Back In 5 minutes
• GIWIST — Gee, I Wish I Said That
• BB — Baby Brother
• DNC — Do Not Come
• DYO — Design Your Own
• HHRU — Hello How Are You?
• EU — Everything Unbelievably
• DYW — Do Your Work
• ANA — American Nerd Association
• BFFL — Best Friend For Laughing
• C — Crabby
• AWYWI — Any Way You Want It
• GPF — General Procreation Fault
• FOMAL — Fell On My Ass Laughing
• GW — Gutless Wonder
• GTGMMLOMS — Got To Go, My Mums Looking Over My Shoulder
• FAATC — Fell Asleep At The Computer
• CWS — Cool Web Stuff
• GLI — Good Looking Individual
• FOS — Freak Out Squad
• BRBB — Be right back baby
• FN — Fine Condition
• GTJ — Got To Jog
• GG — Great Gal
• CT — Cool Topics
• BASOTI — By Any Stretch Of The Imagination
• GS — Good save
• DUSL — Do You Scream Loud?
• ECP — Electronic Costume Party
• GTBOSH — Glad To Be Of Some Help
• GRR — Give Ring And Run
• DTI — Do Them In
• ASD — Alt Support Depression
• FMOG — Find Me On Google
• BB — Baby Birth
• CYBER — Children's Yearly Best Ever Reads
• AFS — Alt Fan Starwars
• H2G — Had to Go
• BBSK — Best Buds Since Kindergarden

• FAM — Family Awareness Method
• G — Gosh
• AIRS — Automated Ip Request System
• BIW — Bitter Infertile Woman
• BB — Booby baby
• FSW — Forgotten Senshi Webring
• DAG — Delightfully Attractive Girl
• DS — Dream Street
• AWCIGO — And Where Can I Get One?
• DINK — Design Is Nifty Kids
• CBBTSO — Can't Be Bothered To Stay On
• AGW — Alt Games Wolfenstein
• BMW — Brains Must Wander
• GWAR — Grotesque, Weird, and Reprobate
• DZL — Dazzle
• BBWC — Be Back When Commercial is on
• HI — Humorous Individual
• CMB — Cute Married Blond
• FTL — For the Ladies
• DBL — Don't Bother Looking
• GD — Great Day
• GF — Girl Friend
• EOF — End Of Friday
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Branch
• DP — Digital Performer
• FTD — Frequenting The Doghouse
• GIRL — Girlfriend
• BB — Baby Bull
• FLAPS — A Magnificent Play On Words! 'Favorite Local Auto Parts Store'
• CST — Continuing Story Thread
• FP — Fun Person
• DMC — Dust My Couch
• BGFN — Be Gone for Now
• GL — Great looking
• FYAD — F*** You and Die
• ASAP — Adult Singles at Peace
• EP — Electronic Posters
• DOI — Doing Ok Intentionally
• ABS — Albino BlackSheep
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
• DBI — Don't Buy It
• DILLIGAF? — Does It Look Like I Give A F***?
• BB — Boom Baby
• AJ — Aaaahh Juicy
• GD — Get Digital
• DLT — Display Launcher Thingamajigs
• BB — Beyond Bored
• DWA — Don't Wish To Answer
• GS — Good And Slow
• GPA — Great Party at AOL

• BTCM — But They Call Me
• AM — Anytime Maybe
• GWWYK — Go With What You Know
• DYS — Do Your Stuff
• COU — Counting On You
• GO — Get Online
• FOO — First One of Our ....
• BB — Baby Bett
• BTL — Better Try Later
• AT — Alt.Tasteless
• GO — Get One
• CASA — Computer Aided Social Activity
• GLH — Genuine Looking Hair
• CTR — Can't Think Right
• DC — Devastating Charisma
• GLH — Good Luck Hug
• EMAFN — Emitting More Air From Nose
• FIQ — Frequently Ignored Questions
• AC — Always Crappy
• GOTSDYC — Going Out To Smoke, Do You Care?
• G — Galactic
• BF — Best Friends
• AO — All The Other
• CPS — Certified Parent Sniper
• GLF — Good Luck Friends
• CGM — Clean Green Machine
• GG — Gorgeous Guy
• DEM — Division of Engineering Mathematics
• FT — Full of Trash
• CML — Cute Mercenaries Lair
• BB — Big and Beautiful
• DC — Doesn't Count
• GD — Great Deal
• BF — Boswells Forum
• GO — Groups Online
• GE — Gone Elsewhere
• HAK — Hugs And Kissess
• B — Bisexual
• GT — Great Times
• CSI — Cookies Sound Interesting
• GM — Get Mechanic
• BAB — Bad Ass Brother
• DMB — Dumb Mad Bloke
• ESP — Extra Sensitive Personality
• HCYEAT — How Can You Eat All That?
• DBC — Don't Be Curious
• FOE — Friends Of Elite
• DTM — Dark Tall Man
• BB — Big Baby
• FBI — Fully Blew It

• AOL — Always Off Line
• BB — Baby Bonus
• FOB — Frequently Out of the Building
• BS — Be Sweet
• DPM — Don't Punch Me
• E — Either
• C — Cute
• CROW — Cyanide Remy Overdose And Wired
• CIM — Cooked In Marseille
• ACT — Anxiety Chat Topics
• FRC — Flamingo Reseller Convention
• HFC — Heading For Castration
• CCDF — Collector's Car Discussion Forum
• DL — Don't Laugh
• E — Everything
• BOD — Blogs Of Dreamers
• FTS — F*ck That S*it
• BB — Baby Beehinds
• BEIL — Bowhunter Education Instructor's Lounge
• FIGP — Forget It, Get Pissed
• HF — Habba Forum
• DJ — Disinterested Jerk
• ECP — Easyrider's Chat Page
• CSP — Chronically Serious People
• BB — Baby Bundler
• BTW — Bye Till Wednesday
• CYA — Configure Your Autoexec
• FOT — Fell Off A Truck
• BB — Baby Babble
• GGOH — Gotta Get Outta Here
• AC — Absolutist Cutest
• DIMWYT — Don't Interrupt Me, Wait Your Turn
• DEP — Don't Even Pray
• GT — General Topic
• BWYH — Bring What You Have
• DH — Debated Heatedly
• GLWO — Good Lord! We're Old!
• AOB — Address Old Business
• DWI — Drinking While Interacting
• FTE — Face The Evil
• AIS — Abyssmally Inferior Spellers
• BB — Battered Baby
• GF — Globus Forum
• GPS — Great Positioning Stuff
• GIC — Gee, It's Crappy
• DILLIC? — Does It Look Like I Care?
• CVRZ — Covers
• AFI — After Frozen Innocence
• HD — Horrible and Detrimental
• BB — baby bits

• BTW — Between The Words
• CTR — Close The Rectum
• FRED — Funky Robotic Electronic Device
• GG — Grinning Gregariously
• BRBRB — Be Right Back ReBoot
• DT — Dead Twirps
• E — Enraged
• DAYS — Donate As You Surf
• FOSIC — Friends Of Stars Internet Club
• AIS — Ain't It Strange
• HD — Hopelessly Deaf
• GD — Geek Diatribe
• ATC — Anime Topic Chat
• AT — Alternative Thread
• FAM — Family of Frequencies
• HAL — Habitually Asinine Laughs
• CT — Completely Trippendicular
• GS — Good Seeing
• CCC — Coolnamedenied's Cybercave Cramsession
• AFI — A Fretboard Inside
• GT — Gettting Tired
• DCM — Don't Cry Mama
• GM — Get Medieval
• AYS? — Are You Sure?
• H — Huggable

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