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Look through 2575 acronyms and abbreviations related to Chat:
ALR
— A Little Respect
CFC
— Chat First Com
CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
FYKA
— For Your Kind Attention
FYI&A
— For Your Information and Action
FYKI
— For Your Kind Information
TMTC
— Too Many To Count
EA
— Each (as in a unit of measurement - one each)
18R
— Text messaging shorthand for "later": 1 = l 8 = ate r = r
FT
— Full text
1432
— I Love You Too
8
— Oral Sex
BAE
— Before Anyone Else
2XB
— Too Big
143
— I Love You (letters in each word)
FRM
— From
DTN
— Don't Tell Nobody
GGWP
— Good Game Well Played
OTP
— On the Phone
GM
— Good Morning
AMF
— Adios Mother Fucker
LAN
— Local Area Network
N/A
— Not Applicable
8X5
— 8 hours a week, 5 hours a day
PPL
— People
TBH
— To Be Honest
BF/GF
— Boyfriend/Girlfriend
PST
— Please Send Tell
G8T
— Great
EMC
— Even More Confused
DYU
— Do You Understand
(Y)
— thumbs up (MSN Messenger)
GTO
— Get Turned On
FRFR
— For Real For Real
W/
— With
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
ETA
— Estimated Time of Arrival
JSYK
— Just So You Know
CTC
— Care to Chat?
53X
— sex
G.W.S
— Get Well Soon
WDYLL
— What Do You Look Like
G4Y
— Good For You
USA
— United States of America
BCOZ
— Because
OIC
— Oh I See
JK
— Just kidding
CFC
— Chat First Crew
ARPANET
— Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
CLAY GO
— CLean As You Go
BHAK
— Big Hug And Kiss
GDK
— Girl Don't Know
HB2U
— Happy Birthday to You
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
BBS
— Bulletin Board Service
BRB
— Bathroom Break
RP
— Role Play
OBE
— Overcome By Events
DND
— Do Not Disturb
DAFUQ
— what the HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CRANIUM?
ABT
— About
CYC
— Crazy Young Cutie
10Q
— Thank You
A/S/L
— Age/Sex/Location
L8R
— Later
PLS
— Please
BJ
— Blow Job
ATM
— At The Moment
THX
— Thanks
CC
— Cute Couple
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
GDGD
— Good Good
DOB
— Date Of Birth
FYP
— Fixed Your Post
J4F
— Just for Fun
BT
— Bad Talkin
GNITE
— Good night
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
BRGDS
— Best Regards
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
POS
— Piece Of Shit
PM
— Private Message
DTW
— Don't Think Wrong
YAFIYGI
— You Asked for It, You Got It
LMK
— Let Me Know
MSG
— Message
NAVY
— Never Again Volunteer Yourself
STFU
— Shut The Fuck Up
FCFS
— First Come First Served
FFF
— Facebook Friends Forever
DKM
— Don't Kill Me
GONNA
— Going to
DM
— Direct Message
TBA
— To Be Advised
IQ
— Intelligence Quotient
OBTW
— Oh By the Way
POC
— Point Of Contact
BBL
— Be Back Later
NP
— No Problem
DEA
— Don't Even Answer
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
CCTV
— Closed-circuit television
BTW
— By The Way
FMW
— Funnier My Way
AWW
— Any Which Way
CU
— See You
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
COA
— Course Of Action
SOS
— Same Old Shit
OOO
— Out Of Office
ALCON
— All Concerned
WRT
— "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
POV
— Point Of View
PDA
— Public Display of Affection
M$
— Microsoft
TC
— Take Care
BTB
— By The By
YABSA
— Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
BRO
— Brother
IT
— Information Technology
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
ETF
— Easy To Find
CR
— Carriage Return
ISO
— In Search Of
ASPD
— Alt Service Provider Discussion
LIFO
— Last In, First Out
PS
— PostScript
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
LOL
— Little Old Lady
H8D
— Hated
IRC
— Internet Relay Chat
YKWIM
— You Know What I Mean
CMG
— Call Me God
CU2MORO
— See You Tomorrow
GAWY
— Go Away
COOL
— Constipated Overweight Old Lady
B4YKI
— Before You Know It
PDT
— Pacific Daylight Time
XLNT
— Excellent
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
JFYI
— Just for Your Information
FIFO
— First In, First Out
DDS
— Deep Dark Secrets
OBEX
— Object Exchange Protocol
CPU
— Central Processing Unit
BGO
— Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious
GN
— Good Night
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
BRRRR
— A way to say "very cold" (not an acronym)
303
— Mom
WX
— Weather
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
BMF
— Best Male Friend
YBTMFML
— You Belong to Me Forever My Love
VFM
— Value For Money
TYVM
— Thank you very much
YANETUT
— You Are Not Expected to Understand This
HAYD
— How Are You Doing?
FISH
— First In Still Here
B/4
— Be For
BTW
— Between
YAUN
— Yet Another Unix Nerd
BB
— Baby Boo
PW
— Password
SO
— Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
YGTBK
— You got to be kidding
IP
— Internet Protocol
F2F
— Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
WTH
— What The Heck?
HEXI
— Six (a six pack of anything)
BC
— Be Careful
AC
— Alternating Current
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
DICK
— Date. Insert. Cum. Kiss
ATTN
— Attention
ISP
— Internet Service Provider
BC
— Because
AAA
— American Automobile Association
BB
— Bulletin Board
EHM
— Everyone Hates Me
07734
— "hELLO" upside down
GDIAF
— Go Die in a Fire
ACCT
— Account
CYH
— Consider Yourself Hugged
BLM
— Be Like Me
10X
— Thanks
VIP
— Very Important Person
PBCAK
— Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
EST
— Eastern Standard Time
BET
— Big Every Time
API
— Application Programming Interface
OP
— Original Poster
TYT
— Take Your Time
YOYO
— You're On Your Own
M8
— Mate
KIT
— Keep In Touch
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
CMTFU
— Crack Me The F*** Up
BF
— Bloody Fool
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
BMW
— Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
BRB
— Be right back
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
AMP
— Amplifier
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
FNF
— Friends and Family
FAQ
— Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
CTFU
— Cracking The F*** Up
R&D
— Research & Development
DIY
— Do-It-Yourself
CEO
— Chief Executive Officer
WTG
— Way To Go
BTU
— British Thermal Unit
PVT
— Private
BARAAHP
— Between A Rock And A Hard Place
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
WB
— Welcome Back
CAPTCHA
— Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
CYA
— See you later
DORBS
— Adorable
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
H8TBU
— Hate To Be You
TQM
— Total Quality Management
AMD
— Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (producer of computer chips)
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
AMA
— Ask Me Anything
EST
— Established
BBW
— Big Busted Woman
BO3
— Best Of 3
NCO
— Non-Commissioned Officer
ALU
— Arithmetic Logic Unit
ADSL
— Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
BOT
— Back on Topic
DOA
— dead on arrival
OJT
— On the Job Training
SME
— Subject Matter Expert
E-LAUGHING
— Electronic Laughing
B4
— Before
FTT
— Free to Talk
ADDY
— Address
CMOS
— Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor
CRT
— Cathode Ray Tube (type of TV)
CTRL
— Control
BF
— Boyfriend
HAGO
— Have A Good One
BBIAB
— Be Back In A Bit
H'HAYT
— Hello, How Are You Today?
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
BFHD
— Big Fat Hairy Deal
COD
— Cash On Delivery
ITR
— Internet Talk Radio
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
9
— Parent Watching
GTK
— Good to Know
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
ARPA
— Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
FTP
— First to Post
FYI
— For Your Information
NPV
— Net Present Value {economics}
VHTF
— Very Hard To Find
ALN
— About Last Night
PTO
— Please Turn Over
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
601
— Six of One and a Half dozen of an other
SOW
— Statement Of Work
CFNM
— Check For New Messages
IRL
— In Real Life
AAMOF
— As A Matter Of Fact
GTS
— Go to Sleep
ACE
— Access Control Entry
TY
— Thank You
AWOL
— Absent Without Leave
MOB
— Mobile
UFO
— Unidentified Flying Object
TBC
— To Be Confirmed
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
AM
— Ante Meridian
BZ
— Busy
EOM
— End Of Message
BBS
— Be back soon
DDOS
— Distributed Denial of Service
TUFD
— The User File Died
BFN
— Bye for Now
OT
— Overtime
EDI
— Everyones Doing It
CAF
— Cute As Fuck
AAIFTM
— And All In For This Match (sports betting forums)
USU
— Usually
AMP
— Ampere
BBN
— Bye Bye Now
BAGFIO
— Be A Genius, Figure It Out
2MORO
— Tomorrow
TBD
— To Be Determined
FYE
— For Your Entertainment
BI
— Bisexual
CU46
— see you for sex
DJ
— Disc Jockey
DD
— Dear Daughter
ACME
— A Company that Makes Everything :-)
AQQ
— Aww, or is it awe, oder ah!,or OH! or mebbe "AW!" It really is Qute, Qute es Quter! Ye Ed fmf 09/06/13
YCDBSOYA
— You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
TTUL
— Talk To You Later
EU
— European Union (1994; formerly referred to as the EEC or EC)
@TEOTD
— At The End Of The Day
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
ESP
— Extra Sensory Post
DARPA
— Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (US)
GFE
— GirlFriend Experience
NDA
— Non-Disclosure Agreement
FBI
— Federal Bureau of Investigation
ACLU
— American Civil Liberties Union
BIL
— Brother-In-Law
BTR
— Better
DBA
— Doing Business As
BLK
— Black
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
ACK
— Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
CD
— Compact Disc
SWAG
— Scientific Wild Ass Guess
DL
— Down Low
TNX
— Thanks
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
HAISTK
— How Am I Supposed To Know?
ESA
— European Space Agency
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
BIT
— Binary Digit (either 0 Or 1)
APB
— All Points Bulletin
KIA
— Killed in Action
AML
— All My Love
ESRB
— Entertainment Software Rating Board
DS
— Darling Son
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
MYOB
— Mind Your Own Business
OMW
— On My Way
ASL
— Age/Sex/Location
D8
— date
CP
— Chat Post
PEBCAK
— Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
EOL
— End Of Life
BD
— Big Deal
HAND
— Have A Nice Day
BBS
— Bulletin Board System
FYSE
— For Your Sublime Edification
4NE
— Funny
TBC
— To Be Continued
BUMP
— Bring Up My Post
ISDN
— Integrated Services Digital Network
ASS
— Always Stay Sweet
GIO
— Get It On
DIL
— Daughter-In-Law
OTP
— One Time Password
CRM
— Customer Relationship Management
CC
— Crowd Control (gaming)
OT
— Off Topic
EOF
— End Of File
BIO
— Biological
CIA
— Can't Imagine Another
UOM
— Unit Of Measure
GT
— Get Together
ASNF
— A son never forgets
FIL
— Father-In-Law
AGC
— Automatic Gain Control
SB
— Somebody
JIT
— Just in time
PICNIC
— Problem in Chair Not in Computer
TINSTAAFL
— There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
AM
— Amplitude Modulation
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
OB
— Obligatory
LDR
— Long Distance Relationship
NT
— Nice Try
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
FE
— For Example
NIM
— No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
RFC
— Request For Comment
DDG
— Drop Dead Gorgeous
BRT
— Be Right There
DZ
— Drop Zone
IWSN
— I Want Sex Now
CUL8TR
— See You Later
CC
— Carbon Copy
CAD
— Computer Aided Designer
CIR
— Committed Information Rate (Frame Relay)
AOB
— Any Other Business
OMG
— Oh, my God!
AFAIU
— As Far As I Understand
AFAICT
— As Far As I Can Tell
DMB
— DoubleMessage Board
GOTCHA
— I got you, I understand
FRY
— First Read Yesterday
DMC
— Deep Meaningful Conversation
EQ
— Emotional Quotient
DRT
— Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
DWI
— Driving While Intoxicated
AK
— Alaska
PGP
— Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
EOY
— End-Of-Year
WIP
— Work in Process
SQ
— Square
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
BCC
— Blind Carbon Copy
L8
— Late
ADD
— Address
EGO
— Everyones Got One
CTR
— Center
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
CPC
— Cost Per Click-through
POTUS
— President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS.
AWTY
— Are We There Yet
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
BHM
— Big Handsome Man
CO
— Company
DS
— Dear Son
DEPT
— Department
DH
— Dear Husband
CST
— Central Standard Time (UTC-6 Hours)
NOYB
— None Of Your Business
A4U
— All For You
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
RM
— Room
BHAG
— Big Hairy Audacious Goal
NG
— No Good
CFCW
— Cute Face, Chubby Waist
SFMJI
— Sorry For My Jumping In
MFG
— Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
DHYB
— Don't Hold Your Breath
VC
— Venture Capital
ACU
— Army Combat Uniform
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
CDT
— Central Daylight Time
DYOT
— Do Your Own Thing
CTM
— Chuckling to Myself
J/K
— Just Kidding
AC
— annual closing
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
TMI
— Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
ABC
— Already Been Chewed
ATC
— Air traffic control
4EVER
— Forever
FTFY
— Fixed That for You
PAW
— Parents Are Watching
STS
— So To Speak
DNF
— Do Not Forget
HH
— Handsome Hunk
FB
— Facebook
2 BZ 4 U QT
— Too Busy For You Cutie
GP
— General Principle
DHCP
— Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
XFER
— Transfer
IOW
— In Other Words
PLZ
— Please
VM
— Voice Mail
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
F9
— Fine
DOM
— Dirty Old Man
DNS
— Domain Name Service
CYA
— See You
SAYOR
— Speak At Your Own Risk
12
— The police
EFT
— Electronic Funds Transfer
AK
— Absolute Krunk
EMA
— E-Mail Address
DQYDJ
— Don't Quit Your Day Job
DAU
— Dumb Ass User
OOAD
— Object Oriented Analysis and Design
BOD
— Body
GGYS
— Get Good You Scrub
MC
— Master of Ceremonies
LUN
— Logical Unit Number
B4N
— Bye for Now
FWIK
— From What I Know
DTS
— Don't Think So
HAGD
— Have A Good Day
PNP
— Plug aNd Play
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
CID
— Consider It Done
CIAO
— Check It All Out
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
BOA
— Better Off Alone
BB
— Big Brother
AK
— Ass Kisser
ADR
— Address
DCM
— Don't Come Monday
OO
— Over and Out
DSL
— Digital Subscriber Line
BFGFBFF
— Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD)
GOMG
— Get Off My Grandma
NBD
— No Big Deal
PHAT
— Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
ACE
— A Cool Experience
WFM
— Works For Me
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
CUL8R
— See You Later
DKU
— Drop Kick Ugly
WILCO
— Will Comply
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
CMS
— Content Management System
AISI
— As I See It
BFITWWW
— Best Friend in the Whole Wide World
DM
— Doesn't Matter
GTFO
— Get The Fuck Off
SNAFU
— Situation Normal All Fouled Up
EOD
— End Of Discussion
NIH
— Not Invented Here
BFF
— Best Friend Forever
MEG
— Mega Evil Grin
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
UAV
— Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
FX
— Fingers Crossed
CC
— Credit Card
DCOM
— Distributed Component Object Model
FYA
— For Your Amusement
CUS
— See You Soon
CTHU
— Cracking the Heck Up
LTNS
— Long Time No See
APP
— Application
BS
— Bull Shit
BTDTGTTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
PTL
— Praise The Lord
LED
— law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
CGI
— Can't Get It
GMWAS
— Gag Me with a Spoon
AGW
— All Going Well
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
EOE
— Equal Opportunity Employer
GR8
— Great
ATA
— Actual Time of Arrival
DLL
— Dynamic Link Library (computer file)
P2P
— Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
WU
— What's Up?
FZ
— Friend Zone
IYKWIMAITYD
— If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
FFT
— Fast Fourier Transform
FBI
— Fabulous Beautiful and Intelligent
BSF
— Black Single Female
CNP
— Continued In Next Post (forums)
AFC
— Away from Computer
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
FTW
— For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
SSID
— Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
BTFOL
— Bust The F*** Out Laughing
VBG
— Very Big Grin
COA
— Certificate Of Authenticity
BAK
— Back At Keyboard
FWIW
— For What It's Worth
WTF
— what the fuck
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
BOL
— Best Of Luck
BTC
— Better Type Carefully
PMA
— Physical Medium Attachment
IP
— Intellectual Property
AC
— Anonymous Coward
BFFLAB
— Best Friends For Life And Beyond
JMO
— Just My Opinion
DOS
— Disk Operating System
DDD
— Direct Distance Dial
ATEOTD
— At the End of the Day
FBW
— Fly By Wire
EOT
— End Of Transmission
(L)MIRL
— Let’s Meet In Real Life
GFY
— Good For You
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
SYL
— See You Later
411
— Seeking Information
DB
— Douche Bag
CFL
— Canadian Football League
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
EOR
— End of Rant
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
POS
— Parent Over Shoulder
GL
— Good Luck
CDR
— Compact Disc Recordable
CHK
— Check
BO
— Body Odor
G9
— Goodnight
B2B
— Business to Businesse
BG
— Big Guy
HF
— Have Fun
TTG
— Time-To-Go
PEBCAC
— Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke)
DTTM
— Don't Talk to Me
HHWW
— Holding Hands While Walking
CLI
— Command line Interface (Cabletron)
PPL
— Pay Per Lead
AO
— Anarchy Online
NA
— Not Applicable
TM
— Trademark
RW
— Real World
NIMTO
— Not In My Term of Office
B/C
— Because
AIUI
— As I Understand It
AFAIAC
— As Far As I Am Concerned
AMAP
— As Much As Possible
NM
— Never Mind
RTFM
— Read The Fucking Manual
DL
— Download
PM
— post meridian
CBB
— Can't Be Bothered
TWYT
— That's What You Think
TC
— Telephone Call
NMJ
— Not My Job
PITA
— Pain In The Association
ACC
— Anyone Can Come
RMB
— Right Mouse Button
NRN
— No Reply Necessary
HBU
— How about you?
DIGAF
— Do I Give A F***?
FBNRL
— Funny But Not Really Laughing
BBC
— British Broadcasting Corporation
ASDF
— A Super Dumb Film
GD1
— GooD One
BO
— Back Off
FQ
— Frequent Question
AGP
— Accelerated Graphics Port
GOMF
— Get Outta My Face
BBT
— Be Back Tomorrow
NLT
— No Later Than
TWIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
KBD
— Keyboard
BBB
— Busy Beyond Belief
OTT
— Over The Top
FN
— Fine
KUTGSAWYAD
— Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
GD
— Good Day
AT&T
— American Telephone & Telegraph
GMT
— Grinding My Teeth
BMT
— Basic Military Training
CMB
— Call Me Back
BMS
— By My Self
GV
— Good Vibes
UL
— Upload
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
CIA
— Central Intelligence Agency
KMRIA
— Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
420
— Marijuana
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
HAGN
— Have A Good Night
LYK
— Let You Know
DDT
— Don't Do That
NARU
— Not A Registered User
FCS
— First Customer Ship
ESP
— Extra Sensory Perception
CE
— Creative Editing
PSA
— Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
GAL
— Get A Life
BCNU
— Be Seein' You
BB
— Baby Bloomers
CNN
— Cable News Network's
DW
— Dear Wife
CUL
— See You Later
AOL
— All Our Love
GWS
— Get Well Soon
JJ
— Just Joking
OWTTE
— Or Words To That Effect
BA
— Bad Ass
BBC
— Blonde By Choice
CUNT
— Caring Unattached Nice Type
ELO
— Electric Light Orchestra
TM
— Trust Me
DAWG
— Dumb Ass White Guy
GMA
— Give Me Attention
UFN
— Until Further Notice
CRS
— Can't Remember Stuff
UGC
— User Generated Content
OM
— Old Man
UNA
— Use No Acronyms
FWM
— F*** With Me
W/E
— Whatever
TOC
— Table of Contents
ALI
— Act Like Intelligent
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
OFS
— One Finger Salute
MIPS
— Millions of Instructions Per Second
AV
— Anti-Virus
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
AAAAA
— American Association Against Acronym Abuse
BC
— Before Coffee
GR82CU
— Great To See You
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
AYOK
— Are You OK
EG
— Evil Grin
BET
— Black Entertainment Television
Z
— Zero
AYSOS
— Are You Stupid or Something?
GDIAH
— Go Die In A Hole
EOL
— End Of Lecture
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
UT
— Unreal Tournament
BT
— British Telecommunications
ACPT
— Accept
PSP
— PlayStation Portable
DMY
— Don't Mess Yourself
BUDS
— Buddies
MIL
— Mother-In-Law
CUN
— See You Never
FUTAB
— Feet Up, Take a Break
DWF
— Divorced White Female
LULU
— Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
DW
— Don't Worry
ASO
— And So On
BTA
— But Then Again
FP
— First Post
CT
— Can't Talk
BW
— Best Wishes
EMR
— Embarrassing
CBW
— Crash Bang Wallop
GTO
— Going To Ohio
SH
— Shit Happens
ASL?
— Age? Sex? Location?
ADN
— Advanced Digital Network
1NAM
— One in a million
BBIW
— Big Brother Is Watching
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
SMO
— Serious Mode On
SYS
— See You Soon
YVW
— You're Very Welcome
NA
— Not Available
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
RFD
— Request For Discussion
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
BTO
— By The Outside
MIMO
— Multiple Input, Multiple Output
MGMT
— Management
RPG
— Role Playing Game
ISS
— International Space Station
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
DBCS
— Double-Byte Character Set
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
MHS
— Message Handling System (electronic)
BFL
— Best Friend and Lover
DA
— District Attorney
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
GRATZ
— Congratulations
TTL
— Time To Live
OOTB
— Out Of The Box
TEOTWAWKI
— The End Of The World As We Know It
GEM
— Generic Electronic Mail
ATK
— Attack
CM
— Call Me
BEG
— Big Evil Grin
DC
— Disconnected
LKG
— Last Known Good
FDR
— Franklin Delano Roosevelt
JC
— Just Curious
CYA
— Cover Your Associates
BION
— Believe It or Not
NL
— New Line
AAA
— Awesome Awesome Awesome
BER
— Beyond Economical Repair
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
BOS
— Best of Opposite Sex
BST
— But Seriously Though
ETD
— Estimated Time of Departure
WOW
— World of Warcraft
EOB
— End Of Business
M
— Male
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
AWA
— As Well As
AFAIC
— As Far As I'm Concerned
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
PTMM
— Please Tell Me More
YACC
— Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
BBB
— Bored Beyond Belief
BLOG
— Web Log
DOE
— Depends on Experience
GWA
— Girl With Attitude
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
QOTD
— Quote of the Day
ESOSL
— Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
GMTA
— Great Minds Think Alike
COP
— Close of Play
AIR
— As I Remember
AGM
— Alt Good Morning
AYKM
— Are You Kidding Me?
GW
— Guess What?
BH
— Better Half
GGM
— Goodness Gracious Me
EOL
— End Of Line
FMB
— Frontline Message Board
A3
— Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
PC
— Player Character
THD
— Total Harmonic Distortion
4COL
— For Crying Out Loud
YL
— Young Lady
DDF
— Drug And Disease Free
TIA
— Thanks in advance
MOO
— MUD Object Oriented
BOGOF
— Buy One Get One Free
ROTFL
— Roll On The Floor Laughing
FE
— Fatal Error
MIN
— Minute
RTV
— Return To Vendor
ABU
— All Buggered Up
DYS
— Do You See?
CMD
— Command
DAW
— Digital Audio Workstation
BIAB
— Back In A Bit
AIM
— Aol Instant Messege
NIMH
— Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
CIA
— Cash In Advance
LA
— Los Angeles
YT
— YouTube
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
BG
— Big Grin
FA
— Fat Admirer
C&G
— Chuckle and Grin
BOOTP
— Bootstrap Protocol
MTH
— Month
RTS
— Ready To Send
SAF
— Single Asian Female
RSN
— Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
EOS
— End of Story
CTN
— Can't Talk Now
NMI
— No Middle Initial
IS
— I'm Sorry
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
DWL
— Dying with Laughter
OTK
— Over The Knee
1NS
— One Night Stand
PIBKAC
— Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair
DUPE
— Duplicate
CLM
— Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
AZN
— Asian
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
LD
— Long Distance
OL
— Old Lady
GBH
— Great Big Hug
PTB
— Powers That Be
N/A
— Not Available
ALT
— Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres
GM
— Group Message
CCNA
— Cisco Certified Network Associated
BANANA
— Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BMOC
— big man on campus
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
CID
— Acid (the drug)
BANG
— Be A Nice Guy
DBR
— Damaged Beyond Repair
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
AV
— Audio/Video
LJBF
— Let's Just Be Friends
ELLO
— Hello (not an acronym)
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
DLB
— Don't Look Back
JAS
— Just A Second
BUMO
— Buried Under Mountains Of....
WG
— Wicked Grin
AYT
— Are You There
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
CPH
— Cutie Pie Husband
ATBB
— All Things Bright and Beautiful
YMMD
— You Made My Day
BIT
— Because It's Time
NIB
— New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
BCP
— Best Current Practice
DNA
— Did Not Answer
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
WB
— Write Back
YKYB
— You Know You've Been
FITB
— Fill In The Blank
EUC
— Excellent Used Condition
SOSO
— Same Old, Same-Old
OPP
— Other People's Problems
EZ
— Easy
GTG
— Got To Go
PVC
— Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
DVD
— Digital Versatile Disc
FYR
— For Your Reference
DYKWIM
— Do You Know What I Mean?
CCC
— Casual Chinese Chick
AWTTW
— A Word to the Wise
BIOS
— Basic Input Output System
EOC
— End Of Conversion
DMBD
— Dumb Broad
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
LY
— Love You
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
POV
— Privately Owned Vehicle
BB4N
— Bye-Bye for Now
SF
— Science Fiction
BD
— Baby Dance
F2T
— Free to Talk
DEA
— Drug Enforcement Administration (U.S. Department of Justice)
BMG
— Be My Guest
AFAIUI
— As Far As I Understand It
BFFNMW
— Best Friend Forever No Matter What
YHBT
— You Have Been Trolled
PBM
— Play By Mail
SYSOP
— System Operator
RC
— Remote Control
AAG
— Almost Anything Goes
BRH
— Be Right Here
B
— Back
FYA
— For Your Action
BWR
— Badfinger Web Ring
JBOD
— Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
SIL
— Sister-In-Law
BRS
— Big Red Switch
G2G
— Got To Go
BBW
— Big Black Woman
AWP
— Ain't What's Paid
CM
— Call Menu
TTS
— Text To Speech
CES
— Consumer Electronics Show
BIBO
— Beer In, Beer Out
ADAD
— Another Day Another Dollar
FD
— First Date
DFTBA
— Don't Forget to Be Awesome
FON
— Telephone
AISB
— As I Said Before
OW
— Oh Well
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
DT
— Don't Trust
BTFO
— Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
WADR
— With All Due Respect
JFF
— Just For Fun
BB
— Be Back
MOTD
— Message of the Day
BWTHDIK
— But What The Heck Do I Know...?
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
BNF
— Big Name Fan
ASF
— Alerting Standard Forum
DST
— Daylight Saving Time
AYEC
— At Your Earliest Convenience
WDYMBT
— What Do You Mean By That?
BW
— Beautiful Woman
BID
— Back in the Days
DOS
— Denial Of Service
EP
— Extended Play
AFAIR
— As Far As I Remember
PD
— Public Domain
BKA
— Better Known As
DB
— Don't Bother
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
OTD
— out the door (discharged
GGRR
— Good Grief Really Retarded
ETC
— Et Cetera
AIM
— AOL Institutent Messenger
COS
— Change Of Subject
EDD
— Estimated Delivery Date
DOT
— Do One Thing
UBD
— User Brain Damage
GID
— Get It Done
DSR
— Dream So Real
DYK
— Did You Know?
TANSTAAFL
— There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
DVR
— Digital Video Recorder
DADS
— Dumb As Dog Shit
DKDC
— Don't Know Don't Care
BYOD
— Bring Your Own Device
DF
— Dear Friend
LTO
— Linear Tape-Open
BO
— Back Office
WORM
— Write-Once, Read-Many
SJM
— Single Jewish Male
TBYB
— Try Before You Buy
2GH
— Together
(N)
— thumbs down (MSN Messenger)
IWIK
— I Wish I Knew
UCE
— Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
DJ
— Dull Jerk
DRM
— Digital Rights Management
NRFB
— Never Removed From Box
LSP
— Less Sensitive Person
FTR
— For The Record
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
KMA
— Kiss My Ass
FOAF
— Friend Of A Friend
LTR
— Letter
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
BFD
— Big Fucking Deal
YHM
— You Have Mail
GT
— General Talk
GBYF
— Go Bother Your Father
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
DMV
— Department of Motor Vehicles
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
ASC
— Alt Startrek Creative
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
NOP
— No Operation
BT
— BitTorrent
CDC
— Cult of the Dead Cow (hacker group)
GSH
— Good Sense of Humour
GH
— Going Home
FMTKFYTFO
— For Me to Know, For You to Find Out
BAF
— Bring A Friend
PCB
— Please Call Back
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
DM
— Dungeon Master
VBR
— Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
DNB
— Do Not Bother
CFD
— Call For Discussion
LBL
— Label
POTS
— Plain Old Telephone System
CJ
— Crazy Jackass
HH
— Happy Happy
WTH
— What The Hell?
FWIW
— For Whoever Is Wondering
APAC
— All Praise and Credit
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
BKM
— Butt Kicking Mode
AAF
— As A Friend
H/O
— Hold On
BOFH
— Bastard Operator From Hell
CRBT
— Crying Real Big Tears
OTL
— Out To Lunch
SLR
— Single Lens Reflex
WAB
— Windows Address Book
KOL
— Kiss on Lips
COTFL
— Crawling on the Floor Laughing
BTFG
— Buy the F***ing Game
GATT
— General Agreement To Talk And Talk
2G2BT
— Too Good To Be True
2K
— $2000 (Applies to any other currency of the world)
CUL8ER
— See You Later
DWM
— Divorced White Male
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
DAR
— Delete After Reading
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
GF
— Good Friend
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
2MOZ
— Tomorrow
BYO
— Bring Your Own
TCO
— Taken Care Of
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
CUNS
— See You In School
AA
— Automobile Association (UK)
ATM!
— At The Moment
AJ
— Annoying Jerk
CWYS
— Chat With You Soon
MIA
— Missing In Action
DF
— Dear Fiance
D/A
— Dear All
WBS
— Write Back Soon
CP
— Cutie Patootie
GK
— General Knowledge
HAT
— How About That?
GTF
— Goes Too Far
FYB
— F*** You Bit**
SBF
— Single Black Female
C4N
— Ciao for Now
YG
— Young Gentleman
B4U
— Before You
BIOYA
— Blow It Out Your Ass
AAF
— Always And Forever
GLHF
— Good luck have fun
HHOJ
— Ha Ha Only Joking
ATST
— At the Same Time
RTS
— Read the Screen
GIG
— Give It a Go
WYGAC
— When You Get A Chance
TEOTD
— The end of the day
GLWT
— Good Luck with That
BS
— Big Smile
NR
— Near Reality
WCTYBTWHTKY
— We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
CFN
— Ciao for Now
AOM
— Age of Mythology
PIC
— Picture
DLG
— Devilish Little Grin
BICBW
— But I Could Be Wrong
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ASAIC
— As Soon As I Can
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
DPI
— Dots per inch.
MRU
— Most Recently Used
JIC
— Just In Case
ASM
— Alt Support Marriage
SW
— Software (SFTWE Preferred)
OOO
— Out Of Order
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
DTA
— Don't Trust Anyone
UART
— Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
BILY
— Because I Love You
PLBKAC
— Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
DLF
— Dear Little Friend
BFFL
— Best friends for life
DVI
— Digital Visual Interface
AFL
— Alt Fan Letterman
FTBOMH
— From the Bottom of My Heart
WOM
— Word of Mouth
GD
— General Discussion
SWAK
— Sealed With A Kiss
FAM
— Family
2G4E
— ToGether ForEver
2EZ
— Too easy
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
BFG
— Big Fucking Grin
B2W
— Back to Work
MS
— The Company Microsoft
FT
— Faint
EOTWAWKI
— End of the World As We Know It
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
ASF
— Alt Seduction Fast
CSS
— Cascade Style Sheet
DIY
— Destroy It Yourself
BYAM
— Between You And Me
SOH
— Sense Of Humor
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
PMPO
— Peak Music Power Output
BFFWE
— Best Friends Forever Without Expections
HFY
— Happy For You
ABP
— Already Been Posted
BTB
— Bob the Builder
FTTB
— For The Time Being
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
TEL
— Telephone
DH
— Dear Hubby
GOS
— For Good Order's Sake
ALOTBSOL
— Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
DYT
— Don't You Think?
YGLT
— You're Gonna Love This
G2G
— Good to Go
CUS
— Because
DH
— Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
BFFLAD
— Best Friend Forever Life And Death
CYA
— See Ya
HAY
— How Are You?
DYHWIH
— Do You Hear What I Hear
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
LEP
— Light Emitting Polymer
CD
— cross-dresser
DOF
— degree of freedom
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
?4U
— Question For You
MFT
— Master File Table
BBIAW
— Be Back In A While
ASA
— As Soon As
EMS
— E-Mail Shorthand
OOI
— Out of Interest
BKS
— Best Kept Secret
DUI
— driving under the influence of alcohol
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
BITD
— Back in the Day
NLI
— Not Logged In
EMBO
— Eat My Butt Out
NAND
— Not And
CB
— Cute Boy
BOMBAY
— Beware Of Many Boys AroundYou
ETX
— End of Text
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
MMF
— Make Money Fast
BFBFF
— Best Facebook Friend Forever
GIRL
— Goddess In Real Life
WT
— Without Thinking
N1
— Nice One
YHTBT
— You Had To Be There
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
FML
— F*** My Life
WAG
— Wild Assed Guess
CYL
— Catch You Later
BOU
— Both Of You
ADN
— Any Day Now
YYSSW
— Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
DTTAH
— Don't Try This At Home
MMORPG
— Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
AITR
— Adult In The Room
BOTOH
— But on the Other Hand
MHOTY
— My Hat's Off To You
VES
— Very Evil Smile
WD
— Well Done
CYL
— See You Later
ED
— Erase Display
GM
— Gutter Mouth
PEST
— Please Excuse Slow Typing
KIS
— Keep It Simple
MORF
— Male Or Female ?
GWAF
— Getting Weak As F****
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
BTHOOM
— Beats the Heck Out of Me
AIA
— All Interested Adults
WAD
— Without A Doubt
SLP
— Super Long Play
G2H
— Go to Hell
GOK
— God Only Knows
NX
— No Execute (Microsoft)
TLG
— The Living God
DG
— Discussion Group
NFI
— No Fucking Idea
GOOT
— Get Out Of Town
YSS
— You Suck Severely
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
MOF
— Matter of Fact
JW
— Just wondering
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
DEI!
— Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
DCF
— Department of Children and Families
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
D/L
— Download
NINO
— Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
YT
— You There?
OD
— Oh Dear
PTM
— Please Tell Me
WOA
— Work of Art
BFFAEAE
— Best Friends Forever and Ever and Ever
RTFF
— Read The Fucking FAQ
LOI
— Lack of Interest
AY
— Ask Yourself
HAM
— Handsome And Macho
CW
— Current Wisdom
LRU
— Least Recently Used
SERP
— Search Engine Results Positioning
DGY
— Doggy
OTTOMH
— Off the top of my head
RFT
— Request For Thinking
TBE
— To Be Expected
MOC
— Mint On Card
BFMI
— Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
GBO
— Great Bearded One
GOML
— Get on My Level
BOG
— Bunch Of Guys
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
EMP
— Excessive Multiple Posting
BFOG
— Blouse Full Of Goodies
RCI
— Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass)
DFKM
— Don't F***in Kill Me
GOAL
— Go Onto Another Level
GQ
— Gentlemen Quarterly
GL
— Good Looking
EYT
— Enjoy Yourself Tonight
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
DAO
— Does Anyone Own
TBDML
— To Be Discussed Much Later
DW
— Don't Walk
OPM
— Other People's Money
NBTD
— Nothing Better to Do
ARE
— Acronym-Rich Environment
TGTF
— Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
MOSPF
— Multicast Open Shortest Path First
BISS
— Because I Say So
NIFOC
— Naked In Front Of Computer
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
DOD
— Dear Old Dad
SEP
— Someone Else's Problem
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
AP
— Associated Press
GR&D
— Grinning, Running and Ducking
GYPO
— Get Your Pants Off
&
— Ampersand / 'and' sign
FA
— For Auction
SITD
— Still In The Dark
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
BABE
— Burn At Both Ends
GBTW
— Get Back to Work
BMGWL
— Busting My Gut with Laughter
TIE
— Take It Easy
CIO
— Check It Out
YWSYLS
— You Win Some, You Lose Some
SWALK
— Sealed With A Loving Kiss
BOTE
— Back-Of-The-Envelope
BIC
— Best in Class
OOC
— Out of Character
AFAYC
— As Far As You're Concerned
ATYS
— Anything You Say
NIMFYE
— Not In My Front Yard Either
FC
— Fat Chance
DRA
— Don't Recognize Acronyms
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
MOS
— Member of the Opposite Sex
UTT
— Under The Table
AWAFE
— AlWays And ForEver
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
GWE
— Green With Envy
GG
— Good Games
BOC
— But of Course
SSIA
— Subject Says It All
ADR
— Ain't Doing Right
CB
— Ciao Baby
AFO
— All For One
LRF
— Little Rubber Feet
UBE
— Unsolicited Bulk Email
LMCOA
— Lost My Connection Once Again
BBEG
— Big Bad Evil Guy
GLLG
— Giggling Like a Little Girl
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
AGP
— Advanced Graphics Port
FIFS
— First In First Served
ABK
— Any Body Killer
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
SDIHTT
— SomeDay I'll Have The Time
CTF
— Capture The Flag
BBC
— Bloody Bad Content
FOF
— Friend of Friend
34U
— Three words For You (I Love You)
CPU
— Cute People United
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
WTC
— World Trade Center
DSI
— Do Something Interesting
SFF
— Small-Form-Factor
AC
— Acceptable Content
WUGAC
— When yoU Get A Chance
DMCA
— Digital Millennium Copyright Act
CMIYC
— Catch Me If You Can
TIMTOWTDI
— There Is More Than One Way To Do It
2CT
— Second October
FIT
— Fashion Institute of Technology
TFS
— Three Finger Salute
G2K
— Good to Know
BB
— Bye-Bye
STW
— Search the Web
ITYM
— I Think You Mean
DAMN
— Don't Ask Me Nuthin
ELT
— Every Little Thing
LLAP
— Live Long And Prosper
NBL
— Not Bloody Likely
GDI
— Gosh Darn Independent
FC
— Fingers Crossed
CPI
— characters per inch
YHL
— You Have Lost
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
CIL
— critical items list
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
BAD
— Broken as designed
DBM
— Don't Bother Me
SF
— Surfer Friendly
HB
— Handsome Boy
ACD
— Alt Control Delete
ATEOTLYWBAT
— At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
YABA
— Yet Another Bloody Acronym
MOM
— Moment
GMAB
— Give Me A Break
BID
— But I Digress
DNA
— Do Not Ask
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
TYLE
— Took You Long Enough
WBMGF
— Wanna Be My Girl Friend
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
CC
— Country Code
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
RT
— Real Time (R/T Preferred)
OJ
— Only Joking
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
EAEC
— East Asia Economic Caucus
SMMWO
— Shut My Mouth Wide Open
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
ABM
— A Big Mistake
GGN
— Gotta Go Now
BIN
— Buy It Now
CYS
— see you soon
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
DEU
— Dumb End User
SJF
— Single Jewish Female
GLS
— Greater Light Stone
CCL
— Couldn't Care Less
CHAOS
— Cant Have Anyone Over Syndrome
GTGTB
— Got To Go To Bed
CC
— Cutie Cutie
EAD
— Encoded Archival Description
SFT
— Sorry For That
LOA
— List of acronyms
WNOHGB
— Where No One Has Gone Before
DWKOTA
— Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
GA
— Go Ahead
FTF
— First to Find
MBM
— Magnetic Bubble Memory
IYW
— If You Wish
SOHF
— Sense Of Humor Failure
HCU
— Hawaii Chat Universe
EMS
— Emergency medical service
YR
— Yeah Right
BB
— Beanie Baby
AAM
— After All Men
DRY
— Don't Repeat Yourself
ROFPML
— Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
TBA
— To Be Announcede
OTA
— Over The Air
TAFN
— That's All for Now
CICU
— Can I Call You?
GTL
— Good To Last
DWI
— Deal With It
CC
— Come Closer
FTFU
— Fixed That For yoU
CSF
— Cool Sig Forums
FIGJAM
— F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
AFH
— Away From Home
BOTEC
— Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
DNTK
— Don't Need To Know
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
14AAA41
— One For All, And All For One
PPP
— Petty Pet Peeve
CTP
— Computer to plate
AMF
— Adios, My Friend
NTIM
— Not That It Matters
BHD
— Bad Hair Day
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
H
— Hmm
NOTTOMH
— Not Off the Top of My Head
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
EBI
— Even Better If
NYP
— Not Your Problem
FYS
— Fine Young Specimen
GFK
— Go Fly A Kite
GAL
— Generic Array Logic
GB
— Good Bye
BYU
— Boy, You're Ugly!
OJ
— Orange Juice
CSM
— Cigarette Smoking Man
4Q
— F*** You
AFD
— Alt Fan Dragons
BYE
— Between Your Ears
G4G
— Go For Good
KYHOOYA
— Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
HAGS
— Have A Great Summer
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
GT
— Good Time
FUBU
— For U By U
CAM
— Camera
NQA
— No Questions Asked
AEAE
— And Ever And Ever
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
DWKOTL
— Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
BKAM
— Between Keyboard And Monitor
CSS
— can't stop smiling
GTMA
— Great Minds Think Alike
FAM
— Family Assessment Measure
APC
— Armoured personnel carrier
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
WYMOWS
— Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
BA
— Bad Attitude
BOOMM
— Bored Out of My Mind
AT
— All That
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
WYP
— What's Your Problem?
99
— Parent has left
RTT
— Round Trip Timer
AGU
— All Grown Up
DNF
— Did Not Find
JASE
— Just Another System Error
WBMBF
— Wanna Be My Boy Friend
WBASAP
— Write Back As Soon As Possible
ATB
— All The Best
BUMP
— Bump Up My Post
FYI
— For Your Innerself
ALTA
— A Little Too Arrogant
FD
— Forum Discussion
BLM
— Bad Little Mother
GSOH
— Good Sense Of Humor
GZ
— Grats! (Congratulations)
GC
— Get Crazy
DLOD
— Doing Lots Of Drugs
AFE
— Alt Fan Eddings
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
CAT
— Can't Answer That
AWE
— Answered With Elegance
GWK
— Gawk
BTSOOM
— Beats The Shit Out Of Me
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
LMC
— Lost My Connection
YBYSA
— You Bet Your Sweet Ass
BHAP
— Be HAPpy
PG
— Pretty Good
AFW
— Alt Fan Wedge
EMFBI
— Excuse Me for Butting In
LOHICA
— Look Out, Here It Comes Again
G
— Gorgeous
DTC
— Down To Chill
ITSM
— IT Service Management
NTTFLS
— Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
JAM
— Just A Minute
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
AUT?
— Are You There?
FUC
— Funny / Useful / Cool
MOTSS
— Member Of The Same Sex
AKM
— Also Known Moron
FAB
— Features-Attributes-Benefits
CYM
— Check Your Mail
AG
— Anything Goes
DNC
— Do Not Care
TIME
— Tears In My Eyes
DTA
— Don't Trust Anybody
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
NMH
— Not Much Here
DBAA
— Don't Be An A***
BOL
— Bug Out Location
CTG
— Can Talk Guns
SBM
— Single Black Male
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
NR
— No Reserve
M2M
— Machine to Machine, Mobile
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
LWR
— Launch When Ready
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
GIGO
— Garbage In, Garbage Out
GBCW
— Good Bye Cruel World
BAU
— business-as-usual
LOLAROTG
— Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
YAP
— Yet Another Ploy
CQ
— Come Quickly
AWGTHTGTTA
— Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
CG
— Computer Graphics
BOTD
— Benefit of the Doubt
G
— Google
SBB
— Stupid Beyond Belief
DV
— Don't Vomit
GCG
— Grammatically Correct Girl
CTTS
— Cute Things They Say
CSI
— Can't Stand It
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
FAP
— First Aid Post
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
FPS
— For Pete's Sake
WFHIT
— What Fresh Hell Is This?
G8
— Gate
CS
— Counter-Strike (game)
DMC
— Devil May Care
RBS
— Really Big Screen
BYKT
— But You Knew That
DYSWIS
— Do You See What I See
LIU
— LAN Interface Unit
TEI
— Total Economic Impact
NAGI
— Not A Good Idea
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
ALSA
— Alt Lycra Story Archive
DBL
— Don't Be Late
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
AAM
— All About Me
BLT
— Be Like Them
CHM
— Charming
BFFH
— Best Friends From Hell
BTWITIAILWU
— by the way I think I am in love with you
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
BOLTOP
— Better On Lips Than On Paper
BB
— Baby Bird
TTFF
— Time To First Fix
ATSL
— Along the Same Line
DK
— Don't known
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
EMP
— Electro Magnetic Pulse
PMFJIH
— Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
ALVB
— Asta La Vista, Baby
GTFOH
— Get The F*** Out of Here
FFF
— Friends for Free
FTSO
— Figure That Stuff Out
AFAIR
— As Far As I Recall
IRSTBO
— It Really Sucks The Big One
SOTA
— State Of The Art
ASAFP
— As Soon As Fucking Possible
BW
— Be well
G2R
— Got to Run
DAE
— Does Anybody Else
MGB
— May God Bless
BYOD
— Bring Your Own Dessert
AMFYOYO
— Adios, My Friend, You're On Your Own
DTMF
— Dump The Mother Figure
TYVL
— Thank You Very Little
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
BTAICBW
— But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
CULTR
— See You Later
WYBMADIITY
— Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
WYSIWYD
— What You See Is What You Deserve
GLM
— Good Looking Mom
FON
— Freak of Nature
FFF
— Fan Fiction Forum
F
— Female
MOTM
— Member of the Month
ROTFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
DMS
— Don't Mean Shit
AJ
— Arrogant Jerk
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
VWS
— Very Wicked Smile
TNPP
— Telocator Network Paging Protocol
DFTS
— Don't Forget to Smile
NIDWTC
— No I Don't Want to Chat
VBEG
— Very Big Evil Grin
FOB
— Fine Oriental Boy
TWYAS
— That's What You All Say
GFYS
— Go F*** Yourself
411
— Local Telephone Information
AINT
— If it ain't broke, don't fix it
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
BIOYN
— Blow It Out Your Nose
GTTV
— Great Time To Visit
R/T
— Real Time
GAS
— Got A Second
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
BOB
— Brains on Board
ATM
— Across the Miles
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
BEF
— Bug Eyed Freak
CBA
— Cannot Be Angry
BMOTA
— Byte Me On The Ass
B2K
— Back to Keyboard
CE
— Common Era (substitute for AD)
RTI
— Real Time Interruption
PCO
— Please Carry On
BFL
— Back From Lunch
FOMCL
— Fell Off My Chair Laughing
NTK
— Nice to Know
PYS
— Pack Your Stuff
TMTLTBMG
— There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
DTC
— Dans Ton Cul
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
GAC
— Get A Clue
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
CPF
— Can Pigs Fly?
B
— Backlash
DBEYR
— Don't Believe Everything You Read
DZ
— Dozen
DIM
— Does It Matter
CFM
— Cant Find Me
BETCHA
— Bet you
BTK
— Bit Too Kewl
DGAF
— Don't Give A F***
:@)
— Im/Your are a little Piggey
SBD
— Silent But Deadly
MUD
— Multi-User Dimension
MWMT
— Mint with mint tags
RAK
— Random Act Of Kindness
ASAT
— As Simple As That
AH
— Available Happy
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
TNG
— The Next Generation (Star Trek)
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
CIP
— Chat In Private
FTF
— First Things First
GOWI
— Get On With It
FTASB
— Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
BBIAS
— Be Back In A Second
EPD
— Excessive Posting Disorder
NIT
— Not in Therapy
GWLF
— Gee Whizz Lemon Fizz
GC
— Good Call
AA
— Ask About
PITBY
— Put It in Their Back Yard
GH
— Go Home
TIWTGLGG
— This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
ASAYGT
— As Soon As You Get This
ATE
— After the Event
DWISNWID
— Do What I Say Not What I Do
PUNTS
— People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
BBF
— Best Buddies Forever
FYL
— F*** Your Life
ROFLAHMSL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
DMY
— Day Month Year
CTTD
— Cute Things They Do
GD
— Gosh Darn
CRB
— Come Right Back
FUN
— Fairly Unique Name
LWB
— Long wheel base
SWYP
— So What's Your Problem
PG
— Parental Guidance
BSV
— Best Site Visited
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
NTL
— NoneTheLess
GNOC
— Get naked on camera
GL HF
— Good Luck, Have Fun
DYO
— Do Your Own
DETAI
— Don't Even Think About It
DURS
— Damn You Are Sexy
NAHW
— Not A Happy Woman
GIRL
— Girls In Real Life
CRR
— Chat Room Regular
DLN
— Don't Leave Now
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
BRBNC
— Be Right Back Nature Calls
GABI
— Grin and Bear It
GOTH
— Grumpy Old Toothless Hags
AWMT
— Are We Meeting Tomorrow?
BB
— Baby Boomer
DYHAGF
— Do You Have A Girlfriend
BS
— Biting Sarcasm
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
KTCOOTN
— Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
CEG
— Cool Evil Guy
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
CU2M
— See You Tomorrow
BING
— But It's Not Google
NYCTMI
— Now You Come to Mention It
GFTD
— Gone For The Day
DMV
— Download Music Videos
BAL
— Brilliant And Lovely
DSL
— Do Shout Loudly
RHIP
— Rank Hath Its Privileges
WYSBANRTWYG
— What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
ISAGN
— I See A Great Need
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
BEH
— Blue Eyed Hottie
DRY
— Drunk Rock Youth
FQA
— Frequently Questioned Answers
BH
— Big Handsome
CR
— Comfort Room
TTM
— To the Moderator
TOBG
— This Oughta Be Good
HAG
— Hi And Goodbye
HDYK
— How Do You Know?
MIB
— Mint In Box
FDL
— Fat, Dumb, and Lazy
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
ANI
— Age Not Important
AP
— Ahh Phooey
AM
— Antagonistic Message
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
BOAH
— Back Off A** Hole
EIF
— Exercise In Futility
SUFID
— Screwing Up Face in Disgust
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
NNITO
— Not Necessarily In That Order
SWM
— Single White Male
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
DIIN
— Damned If I Know
BOOB
— Best Oddball Online Buddy
GDR
— Grin Duck And Run
FOI
— Full of It
SH
— Same Here
FAO
— For Attention Of
IROOC
— I've Run Out of Cigarettes
CPC
— Clogged Poop Chute
BDI
— Beginners Discussion Initiative
BTDTGTTSAWIO
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt And Wore It Out
FIGA
— Forget It, Go Away
CSTM
— Chuckling Silently to Myself
Q
— Queue
BTDTGTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
EON
— Everything or Nothing
BIOYIOP
— Blow It Out Your I/O Port
EYU
— Eat You Up
DJ
— Dumb Jerk
CMT
— See My Thread
DWYL
— Don't Waste Your Life
YWEL
— You'Re Welcome Even Less
GUFN
— Grounded Until Further Notice
FV
— From Val
BIB
— Baby In Belly
ROFTTPOF
— Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
JPW
— Just Plain Weird
NTIMM
— Not That It Matters Much
DI
— Damned Impressive
LFS
— Large File Support
IRA
— Irish Republican Army see PIRA
MMAMP
— Meet Me At My Place
SWDYRTW
— Since When do You Rule the Web?
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bong
SEP
— Signalling End Point
GD&RVVF
— Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
BBW
— Beautiful Black Woman
WAEF
— When All Else Fails
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
DIRL
— Die in Real Life
CMNR
— con mẹ nó rồi
ACCT
— Accounting Records
WTTM
— Without Thinking Too Much
ELF
— Ever Lasting Friends
FEL
— F*** Everybody's Life
CYR
— Can You Remember
BR
— Bunny Rabbit
BAR
— Beyond All Recognition
ASD
— A Silly Dementor
BWL
— Bursting with laughter
GAY
— Good As You
GA
— Go Away
FPNI
— First Post Nails It
YKIYEI
— You Killed It, You Eat It
NTIBOA
— Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
ASAR
— Alt Sexual Abuse Recovery
DAD
— Dashing and Debonair
BTOYA
— Be There Or (it's) Your A**
DMA
— Doesn't Mean Anything
JMOOC
— Just My Opinion of Course
TA
— Thanks Again
LLTA
— Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
*BX
— Starbox
ARGH
— Expressing annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration (not an acronym)
DHL
— Didn't Have Lunch
CWC
— Compressed Worlds Chat
BBR
— Broken/Burned Beyond Repair
FOOL
— Fragged Out Old Loser
WYSINEWYGBIC
— What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
AAF
— As your friend
LSFIAB
— Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
OT1H
— On The One Hand
ES
— Even Steven
OTOOH
— On the Other Other Hand
MCIBTY
— My Computer Is Better Than Yours
TTBE
— That's to Be Expected
NYM
— New York Minute
GSS
— Go Suck Something
LSHIH
— Laughing So Hard It Hurts
BB
— Before Baby
CLAB
— Crying Like A Baby
BMG
— Big Mean Girl
VWG
— Very Wicked Grin
DFLI
— Don't Feel Like It
AGR
— Alt Gathering Rainbow
GTGTS
— Got To Go To Sleep
CMIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
NIAA
— No Idea At All
BYKTA
— But You Knew That Already
BIO
— Biological Industry Organization
OSIM
— Oh Shoot It's Monday
BIO
— By Invitation Only
ESAD
— Eat Shit And Die
GD&R
— grinning, ducking and running
DA
— Don't Ask
WE
— whatever
GD&W
— Grinning, Ducking and Weaving
GDT
— Grateful Dead Talk
GTMI
— Got To Make It
TPAE
— The Possibilities Are Endless
ROFLASC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ANFAWFOS
— And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
TXT
— Text
NICBDAT
— Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
GB
— Going Bananas
ANC
— African National Congress
BIO
— Bun in the Oven
GFE
— Get Finished Early
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
IUTKATS
— I Used to Know All That Stuff
NR
— near Ripon
MILG
— Make it Look Good
BF
— Bisexual Female
WTSDS
— Where The Sun Don't Shine
BVD
— Big Victorious Daddy
WAMKSAM
— Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
CFR
— Call For References
BARF
— Bay Area Riders Forum
ESP
— Extra Sex Please
LSHIPMP
— Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
BDD
— Blog Dysmorphic Disorder
WTHDTM
— What The Hell Does That Mean?
ITAH
— Is There Anybody Here
LTBF
— Learn to Be Funny
ACU
— All Completely Useless
BOL
— Bust Out Laughing
GAS
— Go Ahead Single
FBI
— Friends Beyond Infinity
BIO
— Bring It On
FL
— Freakin Loser
DNR
— Do Nothing Right
SPKR
— Speaker
ROFLOLVH
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
2G2B4G
— To Good To Be Forgotten
DMG
— Daily Mail Group
FN
— Forum Notice
LTHTT
— Laughing Too Hard to Type
DCS
— Database Connection Services
AYTMTB
— And You're Telling Me This Because?
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
CILWY
— Crazy In Love With You
FOOSH
— Fall on an Outstretched Hand
WYTTIWTK
— What You Tell Them Is What They Know
HELP
— Hello Everyone, Lets Party!
CM
— Call Memory
GINU
— Glad I'm Not You
CBC
— Canadian Broadcasting Corporationration
FFFL
— Fabulous Friends For Life
RTFM
— Read the Flippin Manual
BNL
— Buy n Large
ADF
— Absolutely Daft Fool
DC
— Disconnected Computing
TTMNR
— Take The Money aNd Run
CM
— Chat Maniac
DTIP
— Don't Take It Personally
DH
— Dear Hubby or Husband
ABH
— Anonymous Blow Hard
HD
— Horse Dung
MOM
— Momentary Contact
ROTM
— Right On The Money
FIMO
— Forget It, Move On
JP
— Just playing
FGF
— Forest Guardians Forums
EMITAS
— Excuse Me, I am Taking A Survey
NPLU
— Not People Like Us
BI
— Beyond Incredible
GCF
— Good Clean Fun
NHOH
— Never Heard Of Him/Her
BLA
— Boring Lame Annoying
ROTFLBTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
BFFTLTD
— Best Friend Forever To Love Till Death
MBUC
— Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
ANYTM
— Anytime
CS
— Cool Stuff
SMOP
— Small Matter of Programming
AITYD
— And I Think You Do
DREAM
— Drugs Rule Everything Around Me
EB
— Emotional Baggage
GAF
— Gaming Age Forum
OAUS
— On An Unrelated Subject
BOG
— Better Online Graffiti
BMW
— Beautiful Mature Woman
AHF
— Always Having Fun
TMSHTF
— Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
GRIT
— Global Ranma Insanity Thread
GT
— Good Times Emporium
FWEB
— Friends With Emotional Benefits
FTMO
— Friends That Make Out
H2H
— Hard to Handle
B
— Background
BBM
— Boyfriend Being Mean
ALF
— Amiga Loads Faster
AFAIC
— As Fast As I Can
FB
— Friendship Book
CLJ
— Cute Lil Jewels
DWBH
— Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
ASAHP
— As Soon As Humanly Possible
AIS
— Ain't It Sweet
GRITS
— Girl Raised In The South
AMIIS
— Ask Me If I'm Surprised
BTW
— Between the Worlds
EB
— Emotional Buzz
BOB
— Best Online Buddy
SBCN
— Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
DCC
— Direct Chat Connection
AW
— All Wet
SETE
— Smiling Ear to Ear
DCME
— Don't Call Me Easy
FAP
— Find A Phone
GGP
— Gotta Go Potty
NR
— Nearest Relative
SWCOC
— Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
SIMMS
— Single Inline Memory Modules
BHH
— Bless His Heart
WIGAC
— When I Get A Chance
RLCO
— Real Life Conference
BFFA
— Best Friends Forever After
AD
— Awesome Dude
FTD
— Feeling Totally Disgusted
BBP
— Big Beautiful People
DTM
— Don't Trust Me
BURMA
— Be Undressed and Ready, My Angel
GOTCHA
— Give Others The Chance To Have An
NAHM
— Not A Happy Man
FOIL
— Forum of Indian Leftists
HC
— Holy Crap
C&V
— Chapter & Verse
DEA
— Don't Expect Anything
GTBK
— Got To Be Kidding
FOG
— Four Old Guys
POSSLQ
— Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
DIL
— Deep In Love
FOCUS
— Forum of Children United to Succeed
DBTG
— Dont Be That Guy
AAK
— Asleep At the Keyboard
BTW
— But That's Wild
DLOL
— Dear Little Old Dady
BMS
— Be A Mess
CJ
— Crude Jerk
FTFE
— First Time for Everything
BOSS
— Back Office Software System
BCS
— Big Crock of Stuff
ATC
— Any to Come
DITYID
— Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
BOMM
— Bored Out of My Mind
AFD
— Always Falling Down
TGFTCL
— Thank God For The Chat Line
DIY
— Do not Involve Yourself
CBL
— Check Back Later
CIO
— Cry It Out
GTH
— Good To Hear
DTCBMC
— Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control
BC
— Before Christmas
ADIDAU
— All Day I Dream About You
BWOM
— By Word of Mouth
BUDWEISER
— Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulaly
BB
— Baby Bullet
G1
— Good One
GVL
— Garden Variety Lamer
ALTA
— A Long Time Ago
DMBT
— Do Me Bad Things
AMG
— Ah My Goddess
ABT
— Anything But The ....
AE
— Almost Enjoyable
BIO
— Biological Informatics Office
CTP
— Congenial Talking Philosophers
B
— Brother
ROTFLSTC
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
DQOTD
— Dumb Question of the Day
O
— Over
DBF
— Depressed Best Friend
BFWL
— Back Flip While Laughing
BV
— British Virgin
GFE
— Grounds for Enjoyment
DAM
— Don't Ask Me
DSL
— Doesn't Seem Likely
LYWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
ER
— Electronic Relationships
DFL
— Dumb, Fat, and Lazy
GB
— Gorgeous Brute
CIC
— Chat In Character
BBL
— Bailey Blanchard Lawrence
GD&RF
— Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GJA
— Good Job All
FOCL
— Falling Off Chair Laughing
AC
— Absolutely Charming
OT
— Other Topic
ENSA
— Every Night Something Atrocious
AHA
— Awesome Heavenly Angel
BB
— Baby Boy
BP!
— B**ch Please!
FSW
— Find Someone Who
MWBRL
— More Will Be Revealed Later
ATWF
— Ask The Wife First
BHAT
— Banging Head Against Table
DWL
— Dead With Laugh
FQ
— Fairly Quick
ASD
— Another Silly Disorder
WTMKF
— Welcome To My Kill Filter
TSR
— Totally Stupid Rules
GLG
— Good Looking Guy
AATP
— All About The Paper
CHAOS
— Create Havoc Around Our System
BF
— Big Fat
DGL
— Dog Gone Lovely
GG
— Gorgeous Granny
C-P
— Sleepy
AJ
— Another Joke
HHH
— Hot Huge Hooters
BTTP
— Back to the Point
BFFL
— Best Friends Forever Love
CTY
— Cant Tell You
DLTM
— Digital Line Termination Module
GOE
— Gym over Everything
BYOP
— Be Your Own Person
FDROTFL
— Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
GL
— Good Lovin
FBI
— Find Boys Immediately
ANBAT
— Ain't Nothing But A Thing
DGFL
— Dirty Girl For Life
CY
— Crazy You
AQ
— Attractive Quotient
COA
— Center of Attention
DOB
— Did Our Best
BY
— Brace Yourself
BOB
— Back of Bus
CWB
— Crazy White Boys
DIVA
— Delightfully Interesting Vivacious Attitude
CDMA
— Code Divisionsion Multiple Access
ADD
— Advanced Dumbass Disorder
ANT
— A New Thing
SDK
— Software Developer's Kit
AFI
— A Flame Ignited
9
— Parent in room
GTFH
— Go To F***ing Hell
BCBTB
— Breasts Can't Be Too Big
BYE
— Between Your Eyes
CRZY
— CRAZY WOMAN CREEK BANCORP INC.
TTLFN
— That's The Lot For Now
DMBL
— Dumbbell
FP
— Funny Party
CRA
— Can't Remember Anything
ANC
— Annoying New Character
CP
— Created Posts
DDT
— Dirty Dream Tonight
FW
— Flame Wars
FSM
— Foolishly Spent Money
DSG
— Doing Something Good
BFITWW
— Best Friend In The Whole World
CB
— Clueless Boy
AVE
— Always Very Expensive
HB
— How Boring
DRM
— Doesn't Really Matter
GMH
— Give Me Hope
EOT
— The End Of The ....
AIC
— An Irresistible Combination
CSBTIA
— Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again
FLG
— Fat Loudmouth Guy
HHH
— Hope This Helps
HAM
— Haven't Any Money
FFA
— Frequently Forgotten Answers
FBM
— Fat Bald Man
DWT
— Don't Waste Trees
BFFLTDDUP
— Best Friends For Life Until Death Do Us Part
EGB
— Extremely Greedy Bore
AFU
— Alt Folklore Urban
FTL
— Far Too Late
AV
— Anonymous Visitor
GTM
— Good to Me
AI
— Awe Inspiring
CTF
— Calm The Fire
GFUS
— Go F*** YourSelf
GC
— Go Cool
FGR
— Frequently Generates Responses
BB
— Bebi / Baby
CWAL
— Can't Wait Any Longer
HH
— Happy Humper
POM
— Phase Of The Moon
ASAE
— Always Standing Always Eating
EA
— Extremely Amazing
FAM
— The Family Channel
FATH
— First and Truest Husband
DACT
— Dreams All Come True
BFD
— Big Friggin Deal
HC
— Help Chat
BMFL
— Best Mate For Life
BAF
— Biafra Actualization Forum
CHC
— Couldn't Honestly Care
AICN
— Ain't It Cool News
BROKEN
— Hungover from alcohol (not an acronym)
AACT
— Adults and Children Talking
FOCLMAO
— Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
EDU
— Excuse Divide Us
HDC
— Hackers Dot Com
DKY
— Don't Kill Yourself
FC
— Face Contact
EB
— European Boy
ECM
— Email Campaign Management
DF
— Discussion Forum
CBP
— Consumed By Passion
BBB
— Big Black Book
GOB
— Girls On Boys
ACCT
— Account Codes
GD
— God Dammit
DYLIAC
— Do You Live In A Cave?
EMSC
— EVERY MAN SENDS CIGNALS
CTFD
— Calm the Freak Down
BR
— Best Reply
BH&H
— Be Healthy and Happy
AEWD
— Any Excuse Will Do
CWD
— Comment When Done
BCNU
— be seeing' you
BMW
— Belongs to My Wife
GIY
— Get It Yourself
CFN
— Can't Find A Name
FL
— Friggin Loser
EG
— Evil Girlfriend
GTS
— Google That S***
CMC
— Cash More Cash
CD9
— Parents around (Code 9)
FQA
— Facts, Questions, and Answers
GTTS
— Got To Tell Somebody
GMTA
— Gosh, Me Too Also!
EAD
— Eat All Day
GBHANDK
— Great Big Hug(s) and Kiss(es)
BCIS
— Bull Crap in Society
FDI
— Finally Did It
AFH
— Alt Fan Hanson
BC
— Blind Crossing
COH
— Change of Heart
FROG
— Furnaced Room Over Garage
CM
— Chat Monitor
CW
— Compared With
DTB
— Don't Turn Back
DMB
— Dodo's Message Board
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Flash
GTSY
— Good To See You
ABX
— Alt Binaries X
ADR
— Any Day Really
GIMP
— Good Intentions, Malicious People
AOK
— Alt Om K
DFS
— Duty Free Shopping
AGI
— A Grand Idea
ELE
— Everyone Love Everyone
AYS
— Announce Your Site
CYAL8R
— See You All Later
AMF
— About Motorcycles Forums
CYBER
— Changing Yesterdays Behavior For Enhanced Results
EGG
— Enlightened Grammar Geek
CTW
— Call Them Whatever
BUN
— Back Up Name
BIC
— Back In Character
COW
— Cheap Or What
GIM
— Great Instant Messenger
FACT
— Friends of Alachua County Talk
EDGE
— Endtime Discussion Group Exchange
AIA
— Active Internet Addicts
CIS
— Can It Sam
FTA
— First Time At ....
GI
— Great Idea
FTFOI
— For the Fun of It
EBS
— Excessive Boredom Syndrome
HCIH
— How Can I help
HAT
— Here And There
DL
— Don't Look
FTFT
— For The Final Time
CCL
— Certified Chat Leader
DT
— Debate Thread
CB
— Chat Board
BS
— Bring Snickers
AP
— Awesome person/people
DNC
— Do Not Cry
GLOST
— Get Lost
FWP
— Freedom Wealth And Privacy
AK
— Ass Kickers
FIS
— Fake Information System
DV
— Drunken Vampire
CU
— Coming Unglued
ASC
— Alt Smokers Cigars
FAO
— Fin Addicts Online
HFB
— Hugs From Behind
GTF
— Got To Fart
BEV
— Beautiful Evil Vixen
@NER8
— At Any Rate
GTFOMF
— Get The F*** Out of My Face
FPOC
— Friends Point Of Contact
2DE
— Today
FAM
— Family Arabian Mare
FIGH
— Forget it, Go Home
BTW
— Between the Wars
GOSH
— Grown Adult Still Home
GOAT
— Galoot Oldtools Archive of Threads
BB
— Baby Bjorn
HI
— Hanging Indent
DE
— Do Easy
GPH
— Great Performing Heli
BFFOC
— Best Friends Forever of Course
BATB
— Beating Around The Bush
BD
— Big Dummy
AIDA
— Another Insulting Deceptive Announcement
FOB
— Fabulous Oriental Being
FOG
— Full Of Garbage
DGI
— Doesn't Get It
GWT
— Grin With Teeth
DSS
— Darling Step-Son
CPCI
— Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator
AAN
— Another Authors Note
ASCA
— Alt Startrek Creative All
HG
— Hey guys
BL
— Big And Lovable
BB
— Baby Blanket
HFC
— Hot French Chick
FFF
— Fightin Fundamentalist Forum
AYS?
— Are You Serious?
FISH
— For Immediate Sympathetic Help
AFR
— Alt Fairs Renaissance
4EVAINLVWITU
— For Ever In Love With You
CMFIC
— Chief MothaF***a In Charge
CAR
— Can Anyone Recommand
CG
— Cool Guy
EQ
— Enjoyment Quota
BIFF
— But I Fell Flat
HA
— Humor Attitude
BTTP
— Back To The Present
FYI
— Forget Your Idea
CTFO
— Chill The F*** Out
2DA
— Today
ETW
— Easier Than Writing
BTW
— Be That Way (less common)
FF
— Forum Feedback
BOG
— Boring Old Games
GM
— Goodness Me
FO
— Friends Of
BIMP
— Bring In More People
GAL
— Getting All the Loot
GWTP
— Get with the Program
GIGO
— Gee I Goofed Ok
GOOGLE
— Girl's Only Online Liberal Engagement
EBN
— Educational Bloggers Network
AC
— Always Crap
GTA
— Gosh, Tremendous Attributes!
FYOS
— Find Your Own Shine
DSL
— Doesnt Seem Logical
BA
— Bloggers Anonymous
GKW
— God Knows Where
DWTT
— Down With Text Talk
DS
— Dominance and Submission
GSS
— Grass Smoking Squad
GAF
— Genuine Admirer Of Females
ARS
— Alt Religion Scientology
GLH
— Great Looking Hair
EA
— Easily Amused
BB
— Baby Back
BEM
— Bug Eyed Monster
CUTS
— Coming Up The Stairs
EMO
— EMOtional person
ADN
— Anno Dommino Now
FPA
— Frequent Post Archive
DC
— Daily Chump
GV
— Great Vehicle
GOP
— Great Old Place
CAY
— Caring About Youth
BYOA
— Be Your Own Awesome
GGWAB
— Good God What a Booty (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
GOAP
— Go Outside And Play
CX
— Classic X-Men
ASTD
— Always Something To Do
FTFM
— First Time For Me
AIB
— After I Buy
FIGF
— Forget It, Gone Fishing
COOL
— Cool Oozy Overweighted Loser
BUMP
— Bring Us More Posts
FU
— Formerly Undesirable
AML
— Animorph Mailing List
BLAH
— Better Laugh And Hug
D/L
— Down Low
AGE
— Awesome Girls Exclusively
GL
— Get Lucky
ESP
— Extra Sensual People
CPR
— Coffee Provides Refreshment
GM
— Good Message
ARF
— A Ravishing Female
DYLM?
— Do You Like Me?
DBS
— Drunken Brainless Scum
FAIR
— Forum Against Islamophobia Racism
BFFL
— Best Friend For Laughing
CL
— Crazed Lunatic
GRACE
— Goofy Recluses Are Creating Everything
DBA
— Dumb But Assertive
BETH
— Best Everyone Tell Her
DTI
— Do Them In
FWD
— Flying While Drunk
BAD
— Big Awful Disaster
GWB
— Girl With a Body
EP
— Everything's Possible
BLAH
— Both Lovable And Hollistic
EF
— Evaluation of Friend
DEAR
— Dumb Entries Aren't Read
BTL
— Bigger Than Life
DHACM
— Don't Have A Cow, Man
CMOT
— Cut My Own Throat
GTGMMLOMS
— Got To Go, My Mums Looking Over My Shoulder
BB
— Baby Bass
GT
— Gallery Talk
DZD
— Dozed
CMND
— con mẹ nó đi
ABOFAL
— Alright, But Only For A Little
BBC
— Barely Believable Content
HAM
— He asked me
CPI
— Cocktail Party Information
GLP
— Good looking person
FMA
— Formal Martial Artist
BBI5
— Be Back In 5 minutes
CJ
— Consistent Jackass
HHRU
— Hello How Are You?
GTGI
— Got To Get It
GLH
— Goes Like Heck
AFY
— Anywhere For You
FRC
— Funky Radically Cool
FYF
— Fear Your Fate
BA
— Big Attitude
BV
— Brain Value
FN
— Fine Condition
AGR
— Anime Gag Room
CIMB
— Crying in my beer
GTP
— Gone To Pee
FOMAL
— Fell On My Ass Laughing
BB
— Baby Brother
GWAR
— God, What A Racket
GD
— Group Deal
GIWIST
— Gee, I Wish I Said That
DHL
— Don't Hurry Love
EIETMO
— Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
FFF
— Five Favourite Forum
AC
— Alt Cataclius
CMNL
— con mẹ nó luôn
GRR
— Give Ring And Run
FBI
— Fine, Beautiful, and Intelligent
BA
— Bloody Awful
GG
— Great Gal
BKNI
— Better KNow It
DNC
— Do Not Come
AG
— Awesome Guy
H2G
— Had to Go
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Branch
DH
— Dearest Husband
C
— Crabby
FTL
— For the Ladies
BB
— Baby Blue
ASD
— Alt Support Depression
AWYWI
— Any Way You Want It
DMA
— Don't Mention Age
GPF
— General Procreation Fault
DYO
— Design Your Own
BB
— to be, baby
ANA
— American Nerd Association
BBSK
— Best Buds Since Kindergarden
CWS
— Cool Web Stuff
AIRS
— Automated Ip Request System
FOS
— Freak Out Squad
GOTSDYC
— Going Out To Smoke, Do You Care?
GTJ
— Got To Jog
CT
— Cool Topics
DILLIGAF?
— Does It Look Like I Give A F***?
DP
— Digital Performer
BASOTI
— By Any Stretch Of The Imagination
DUSL
— Do You Scream Loud?
EU
— Everything Unbelievably
HAK
— Hugs And Kissess
ECP
— Electronic Costume Party
AFS
— Alt Fan Starwars
FAATC
— Fell Asleep At The Computer
DYW
— Do Your Work
DILLIGAF
— Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
CMB
— Cute Married Blond
DAG
— Delightfully Attractive Girl
CASA
— Computer Aided Social Activity
GW
— Gutless Wonder
FYAD
— F*** You and Die
GLI
— Good Looking Individual
GTBOSH
— Glad To Be Of Some Help
BRBB
— Be right back baby
BIW
— Bitter Infertile Woman
HI
— Humorous Individual
BB
— Booby baby
BGFN
— Be Gone for Now
GF
— Girl Friend
FMOG
— Find Me On Google
GS
— Good save
DINK
— Design Is Nifty Kids
GIRL
— Girlfriend
G
— Gosh
GWAR
— Grotesque, Weird, and Reprobate
GPA
— Great Party at AOL
DBI
— Don't Buy It
DBL
— Don't Bother Looking
DS
— Dream Street
BB
— Baby Birth
CYBER
— Children's Yearly Best Ever Reads
GO
— Get Online
FAM
— Family Awareness Method
DZL
— Dazzle
BBWC
— Be Back When Commercial is on
FP
— Fun Person
GO
— Get One
FSW
— Forgotten Senshi Webring
DMC
— Dust My Couch
GD
— Get Digital
EOF
— End Of Friday
CBBTSO
— Can't Be Bothered To Stay On
FTD
— Frequenting The Doghouse
FLAPS
— A Magnificent Play On Words! 'Favorite Local Auto Parts Store'
GS
— Good And Slow
AWCIGO
— And Where Can I Get One?
BTL
— Better Try Later
AT
— Alt.Tasteless
AM
— Anytime Maybe
CGM
— Clean Green Machine
AJ
— Aaaahh Juicy
CML
— Cute Mercenaries Lair
DOI
— Doing Ok Intentionally
FOO
— First One of Our ....
AGW
— Alt Games Wolfenstein
BMW
— Brains Must Wander
ABS
— Albino BlackSheep
BB
— Baby Bull
CST
— Continuing Story Thread
BB
— Boom Baby
GD
— Great Day
GLH
— Genuine Looking Hair
GL
— Great looking
GWWYK
— Go With What You Know
DLT
— Display Launcher Thingamajigs
COU
— Counting On You
DC
— Devastating Charisma
ASAP
— Adult Singles at Peace
EP
— Electronic Posters
BTCM
— But They Call Me
DEM
— Division of Engineering Mathematics
DYS
— Do Your Stuff
BB
— Beyond Bored
FRC
— Flamingo Reseller Convention
DWA
— Don't Wish To Answer
DC
— Doesn't Count
ESP
— Extra Sensitive Personality
DTM
— Dark Tall Man
HCYEAT
— How Can You Eat All That?
FOT
— Fell Off A Truck
AO
— All The Other
GE
— Gone Elsewhere
BAB
— Bad Ass Brother
BB
— Baby Bett
FIQ
— Frequently Ignored Questions
FOE
— Friends Of Elite
G
— Galactic
BF
— Best Friends
GLF
— Good Luck Friends
GG
— Gorgeous Guy
FT
— Full of Trash
CTR
— Can't Think Right
GLH
— Good Luck Hug
GT
— Great Times
BB
— Big and Beautiful
EMAFN
— Emitting More Air From Nose
AC
— Always Crappy
CYA
— Configure Your Autoexec
GO
— Groups Online
BF
— Boswells Forum
FBI
— Fully Blew It
BOD
— Blogs Of Dreamers
CPS
— Certified Parent Sniper
GM
— Get Mechanic
DMB
— Dumb Mad Bloke
E
— Either
DBC
— Don't Be Curious
GD
— Great Deal
E
— Everything
GGOH
— Gotta Get Outta Here
B
— Bisexual
CSI
— Cookies Sound Interesting
HFC
— Heading For Castration
DPM
— Don't Punch Me
DILLIC?
— Does It Look Like I Care?
C
— Cute
BB
— Big Baby
GPS
— Great Positioning Stuff
BB
— Baby Bonus
ACT
— Anxiety Chat Topics
AOL
— Always Off Line
HF
— Habba Forum
FOB
— Frequently Out of the Building
BS
— Be Sweet
CCDF
— Collector's Car Discussion Forum
DL
— Don't Laugh
AC
— Absolutist Cutest
CROW
— Cyanide Remy Overdose And Wired
CIM
— Cooked In Marseille
BB
— Baby Beehinds
BEIL
— Bowhunter Education Instructor's Lounge
GT
— General Topic
CSP
— Chronically Serious People
DH
— Debated Heatedly
CVRZ
— Covers
BB
— Baby Babble
FTS
— F*ck That S*it
FIGP
— Forget It, Get Pissed
DAYS
— Donate As You Surf
DJ
— Disinterested Jerk
ECP
— Easyrider's Chat Page
GIC
— Gee, It's Crappy
BB
— Baby Bundler
BTW
— Bye Till Wednesday
BWYH
— Bring What You Have
AFI
— After Frozen Innocence
DIMWYT
— Don't Interrupt Me, Wait Your Turn
DEP
— Don't Even Pray
GF
— Globus Forum
FTE
— Face The Evil
AIS
— Abyssmally Inferior Spellers
BB
— Battered Baby
GLWO
— Good Lord! We're Old!
AOB
— Address Old Business
FRED
— Funky Robotic Electronic Device
HD
— Horrible and Detrimental
BTW
— Between The Words
CTR
— Close The Rectum
DT
— Dead Twirps
DWI
— Drinking While Interacting
GG
— Grinning Gregariously
BB
— baby bits
AT
— Alternative Thread
BRBRB
— Be Right Back ReBoot
HAL
— Habitually Asinine Laughs
GD
— Geek Diatribe
E
— Enraged
FOSIC
— Friends Of Stars Internet Club
HD
— Hopelessly Deaf
CT
— Completely Trippendicular
ATC
— Anime Topic Chat
FAM
— Family of Frequencies
AIS
— Ain't It Strange
DCM
— Don't Cry Mama
CCC
— Coolnamedenied's Cybercave Cramsession
GT
— Gettting Tired
GS
— Good Seeing
AFI
— A Fretboard Inside
AYS?
— Are You Sure?
GM
— Get Medieval
H
— Huggable
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