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• ALR — A Little Respect
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• CFC — Chat First Com
• FYKA — For Your Kind Attention
• FYI&A — For Your Information and Action
• FYKI — For Your Kind Information
• EA — Each (as in a unit of measurement - one each)
• TMTC — Too Many To Count
• 18R — Text messaging shorthand for "later": 1 = l 8 = ate r = r
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• FT — Full text
• 8 — Oral Sex
• BAE — Before Anyone Else
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• 2XB — Too Big
• FRM — From
• DTN — Don't Tell Nobody
• LAN — Local Area Network
• GGWP — Good Game Well Played
• OTP — On the Phone
• N/A — Not Applicable
• GM — Good Morning
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• PPL — People
• 8X5 — 8 hours a week, 5 hours a day
• TBH — To Be Honest
• BF/GF — Boyfriend/Girlfriend
• PST — Please Send Tell
• G8T — Great
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• W/ — With
• EMC — Even More Confused
• (Y) — thumbs up (MSN Messenger)
• USA — United States of America
• DYU — Do You Understand
• JSYK — Just So You Know
• OIC — Oh I See
• GTO — Get Turned On
• FRFR — For Real For Real
• ARPANET — Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
• JK — Just kidding
• WDYLL — What Do You Look Like
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• 53X — sex
• G4Y — Good For You
• G.W.S — Get Well Soon
• BCOZ — Because
• BBS — Bulletin Board Service
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)

• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• CLAY GO — CLean As You Go
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• HB2U — Happy Birthday to You
• CFC — Chat First Crew
• L8R — Later
• BRB — Bathroom Break
• BHAK — Big Hug And Kiss
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• ABT — About
• GDK — Girl Don't Know
• RP — Role Play
• ATM — At The Moment
• PLS — Please
• THX — Thanks
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• BTW — By The Way
• OBE — Overcome By Events
• 10Q — Thank You
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• IT — Information Technology
• DAFUQ — what the HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CRANIUM?
• BJ — Blow Job
• MSG — Message
• CYC — Crazy Young Cutie
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• CC — Cute Couple
• J4F — Just for Fun
• GDGD — Good Good
• PM — Private Message
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• FYP — Fixed Your Post
• BBL — Be Back Later
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• CPU — Central Processing Unit
• CU — See You
• POC — Point Of Contact
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• BT — Bad Talkin
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• IQ — Intelligence Quotient
• GNITE — Good night
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• LMK — Let Me Know
• IP — Internet Protocol
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• BRGDS — Best Regards
• NAVY — Never Again Volunteer Yourself
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• NP — No Problem

• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• CCTV — Closed-circuit television
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• TBA — To Be Advised
• POV — Point Of View
• GONNA — Going to
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• OOO — Out Of Office
• DKM — Don't Kill Me
• DM — Direct Message
• ALCON — All Concerned
• AC — Alternating Current
• DTW — Don't Think Wrong
• PS — PostScript
• ISO — In Search Of
• TC — Take Care
• DEA — Don't Even Answer
• CR — Carriage Return
• COA — Course Of Action
• FFF — Facebook Friends Forever
• R&D — Research & Development
• M$ — Microsoft
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• YABSA — Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• API — Application Programming Interface
• CRT — Cathode Ray Tube (type of TV)
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• AWW — Any Which Way
• FMW — Funnier My Way
• BTB — By The By
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• YKWIM — You Know What I Mean
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• TQM — Total Quality Management
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• BRO — Brother
• PDT — Pacific Daylight Time
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• BTU — British Thermal Unit
• XLNT — Excellent
• ETF — Easy To Find
• OBEX — Object Exchange Protocol
• H8D — Hated

• JFYI — Just for Your Information
• ASPD — Alt Service Provider Discussion
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• VFM — Value For Money
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• PW — Password
• GN — Good Night
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• CMG — Call Me God
• WX — Weather
• BRB — Be right back
• AAA — American Automobile Association
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• COOL — Constipated Overweight Old Lady
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• CU2MORO — See You Tomorrow
• CEO — Chief Executive Officer
• BRRRR — A way to say "very cold" (not an acronym)
• NPV — Net Present Value {economics}
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• GAWY — Go Away
• DDS — Deep Dark Secrets
• YBTMFML — You Belong to Me Forever My Love
• FISH — First In Still Here
• BB — Bulletin Board
• YANETUT — You Are Not Expected to Understand This
• OJT — On the Job Training
• BGO — Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious
• AMD — Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (producer of computer chips)
• EU — European Union (1994; formerly referred to as the EEC or EC)
• ACCT — Account
• WTH — What The Heck?
• HAYD — How Are You Doing?
• TBD — To Be Determined
• 303 — Mom
• DOA — dead on arrival
• BMF — Best Male Friend
• TYT — Take Your Time
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• WTG — Way To Go
• ATTN — Attention
• CTFU — Cracking The F*** Up
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• EST — Eastern Standard Time
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• B/4 — Be For
• BC — Because
• WB — Welcome Back

• BTW — Between
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• VIP — Very Important Person
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• BB — Baby Boo
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• CMOS — Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor
• BBS — Be back soon
• YGTBK — You got to be kidding
• M8 — Mate
• B4 — Before
• YAUN — Yet Another Unix Nerd
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• CTRL — Control
• 10X — Thanks
• OP — Original Poster
• ALU — Arithmetic Logic Unit
• ARPA — Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• PBCAK — Problem Between Chair And Keyboard
• BC — Be Careful
• CAPTCHA — Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
• AMP — Amplifier
• FYI — For Your Information
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• JIT — Just in time
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• ADSL — Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
• SOW — Statement Of Work
• HEXI — Six (a six pack of anything)
• EOF — End Of File
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• 07734 — "hELLO" upside down
• GDIAF — Go Die in a Fire
• DICK — Date. Insert. Cum. Kiss
• AM — Amplitude Modulation
• BF — Boyfriend
• NCO — Non-Commissioned Officer
• EHM — Everyone Hates Me
• OT — Overtime
• BBW — Big Busted Woman
• PVT — Private
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• BOT — Back on Topic
• DARPA — Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (US)
• CAD — Computer Aided Designer
• ADDY — Address

• TY — Thank You
• BLM — Be Like Me
• IRL — In Real Life
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• PGP — Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
• CYH — Consider Yourself Hugged
• CD — Compact Disc
• CRM — Customer Relationship Management
• BET — Big Every Time
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• FNF — Friends and Family
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• TBC — To Be Continued
• ESA — European Space Agency
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• CMTFU — Crack Me The F*** Up
• CYA — See you later
• BF — Bloody Fool
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• TBC — To Be Confirmed
• DEPT — Department
• H8TBU — Hate To Be You
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• BARAAHP — Between A Rock And A Hard Place
• BIT — Binary Digit (either 0 Or 1)
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• EOM — End Of Message
• ITR — Internet Talk Radio
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• EST — Established
• AMP — Ampere
• AM — Ante Meridian
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• UFO — Unidentified Flying Object
• AMA — Ask Me Anything
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• NDA — Non-Disclosure Agreement
• CC — Carbon Copy
• BO3 — Best Of 3
• VHTF — Very Hard To Find
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• DORBS — Adorable
• SQ — Square
• DDOS — Distributed Denial of Service
• BFN — Bye for Now
• DBA — Doing Business As
• BOS — Best of Opposite Sex

• AGC — Automatic Gain Control
• E-LAUGHING — Electronic Laughing
• MOB — Mobile
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• H'HAYT — Hello, How Are You Today?
• LED — law enforcement desk; light emitting diode
• TNX — Thanks
• USU — Usually
• AML — All My Love
• FTT — Free to Talk
• OMW — On My Way
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• DD — Dear Daughter
• ALN — About Last Night
• ACME — A Company that Makes Everything :-)
• TUFD — The User File Died
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• RFC — Request For Comment
• CTR — Center
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• CDT — Central Daylight Time
• ACLU — American Civil Liberties Union
• EOL — End Of Life
• 9 — Parent Watching
• BFHD — Big Fat Hairy Deal
• BLK — Black
• AC — annual closing
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• GTK — Good to Know
• BRT — Be Right There
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• KIA — Killed in Action
• APB — All Points Bulletin
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• 601 — Six of One and a Half dozen of an other
• FTP — First to Post
• FFT — Fast Fourier Transform
• BTR — Better
• D8 — date
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• BZ — Busy
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• YCDBSOYA — You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass
• CMS — Content Management System
• CFNM — Check For New Messages
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

• ATC — Air traffic control
• AQQ — Aww, or is it awe, oder ah!,or OH! or mebbe "AW!" It really is Qute, Qute es Quter! Ye Ed fmf 09/06/13
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• CO — Company
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• DJ — Disc Jockey
• GTS — Go to Sleep
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• OTP — One Time Password
• BD — Big Deal
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• UOM — Unit Of Measure
• DS — Darling Son
• CST — Central Standard Time (UTC-6 Hours)
• IOW — In Other Words
• CU46 — see you for sex
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• ESRB — Entertainment Software Rating Board
• BAGFIO — Be A Genius, Figure It Out
• RM — Room
• BI — Bisexual
• CAF — Cute As Fuck
• OT — Off Topic
• PICNIC — Problem in Chair Not in Computer
• EDI — Everyones Doing It
• AAIFTM — And All In For This Match (sports betting forums)
• ESP — Extra Sensory Post
• CPC — Cost Per Click-through
• WIP — Work in Process
• TINSTAAFL — There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• GFE — GirlFriend Experience
• PNP — Plug aNd Play
• CIR — Committed Information Rate (Frame Relay)
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• ATA — Actual Time of Arrival
• HAISTK — How Am I Supposed To Know?
• DRT — Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
• EOY — End-Of-Year
• SB — Somebody
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• DCOM — Distributed Component Object Model
• CC — Crowd Control (gaming)
• NG — No Good
• CP — Chat Post
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.

• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• J/K — Just Kidding
• AK — Alaska
• LUN — Logical Unit Number
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• DL — Down Low
• NT — Nice Try
• DIL — Daughter-In-Law
• BIO — Biological
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• OO — Over and Out
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• DLL — Dynamic Link Library (computer file)
• VC — Venture Capital
• 4NE — Funny
• ACU — Army Combat Uniform
• DS — Dear Son
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• L8 — Late
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• DWI — Driving While Intoxicated
• APP — Application
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• ADD — Address
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• EFT — Electronic Funds Transfer
• DSL — Digital Subscriber Line
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• DH — Dear Husband
• AFC — Away from Computer
• VM — Voice Mail
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• OB — Obligatory
• ASS — Always Stay Sweet
• DZ — Drop Zone
• GIO — Get It On
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• DOM — Dirty Old Man
• POTUS — President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS.
• GT — Get Together

• GP — General Principle
• FYSE — For Your Sublime Edification
• PLZ — Please
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• FB — Facebook
• 4EVER — Forever
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• IP — Intellectual Property
• NA — Not Applicable
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• CUL8R — See You Later
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• MIN — Minute
• CIA — Can't Imagine Another
• EQ — Emotional Quotient
• ASNF — A son never forgets
• AWTY — Are We There Yet
• FE — For Example
• CLI — Command line Interface (Cabletron)
• B/C — Because
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• SFMJI — Sorry For My Jumping In
• SSID — Service set identifier (Wi-Fi)
• AOB — Any Other Business
• DL — Download
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• CYA — See You
• ADR — Address
• MC — Master of Ceremonies
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• UAV — Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
• WILCO — Will Comply
• NIH — Not Invented Here
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• B4N — Bye for Now
• BHAG — Big Hairy Audacious Goal
• A4U — All For You
• NBD — No Big Deal
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• DQYDJ — Don't Quit Your Day Job
• GOTCHA — I got you, I understand
• OOAD — Object Oriented Analysis and Design

• BHM — Big Handsome Man
• XFER — Transfer
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• CID — Consider It Done
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• DMC — Deep Meaningful Conversation
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• DTS — Don't Think So
• BB — Big Brother
• FRY — First Read Yesterday
• WU — What's Up?
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• AISI — As I See It
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• F9 — Fine
• NLT — No Later Than
• EGO — Everyones Got One
• 2 BZ 4 U QT — Too Busy For You Cutie
• DMB — DoubleMessage Board
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• SYL — See You Later
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• AGP — Accelerated Graphics Port
• BTDTGTTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• DNF — Do Not Forget
• MHS — Message Handling System (electronic)
• CNN — Cable News Network's
• BS — Bull Shit
• SAYOR — Speak At Your Own Risk
• CUL — See You Later
• GR8 — Great
• CTM — Chuckling to Myself
• CUS — See You Soon
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• HH — Handsome Hunk
• CFCW — Cute Face, Chubby Waist
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• FTFY — Fixed That for You
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• DKU — Drop Kick Ugly
• DYOT — Do Your Own Thing
• BOOTP — Bootstrap Protocol
• STS — So To Speak
• DAU — Dumb Ass User
• WFM — Works For Me
• RW — Real World

• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• BOD — Body
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• BBC — British Broadcasting Corporation
• NM — Never Mind
• MEG — Mega Evil Grin
• 12 — The police
• COA — Certificate Of Authenticity
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• UL — Upload
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• AK — Absolute Krunk
• IYKWIMAITYD — If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• WTF — what the fuck
• PVC — Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM)
• BO — Body Odor
• BO — Back Off
• CC — Credit Card
• DW — Dear Wife
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• TM — Trademark
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• AO — Anarchy Online
• GTFO — Get The Fuck Off
• AGW — All Going Well
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• FBW — Fly By Wire
• KBD — Keyboard
• AK — Ass Kisser
• ACE — A Cool Experience
• AFAIAC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• MIMO — Multiple Input, Multiple Output
• CIA — Central Intelligence Agency
• FWIK — From What I Know
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• DCM — Don't Come Monday
• CIAO — Check It All Out
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• EOE — Equal Opportunity Employer
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• BOA — Better Off Alone
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• YACC — Yet Another Compiler-Compiler
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• AT&T — American Telephone & Telegraph

• CMB — Call Me Back
• EOR — End of Rant
• BTA — But Then Again
• NA — Not Available
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• GGYS — Get Good You Scrub
• BFGFBFF — Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD)
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• DEA — Drug Enforcement Administration (U.S. Department of Justice)
• GOMG — Get Off My Grandma
• DW — Don't Worry
• CDR — Compact Disc Recordable
• BMT — Basic Military Training
• GL — Good Luck
• BBB — Busy Beyond Belief
• DBCS — Double-Byte Character Set
• CE — Creative Editing
• OTT — Over The Top
• AIR — As I Remember
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• PMA — Physical Medium Attachment
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• HF — Have Fun
• RMB — Right Mouse Button
• PPL — Pay Per Lead
• BFITWWW — Best Friend in the Whole Wide World
• ETD — Estimated Time of Departure
• ACPT — Accept
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• CHK — Check
• FX — Fingers Crossed
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• CFL — Canadian Football League
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• TOC — Table of Contents
• NL — New Line
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• AV — Anti-Virus
• TC — Telephone Call
• BSF — Black Single Female
• N/A — Not Available
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• NMJ — Not My Job
• TWYT — That's What You Think
• BTFOL — Bust The F*** Out Laughing

• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• SYS — See You Soon
• CGI — Can't Get It
• FZ — Friend Zone
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• LYK — Let You Know
• OM — Old Man
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• W/E — Whatever
• FBI — Fabulous Beautiful and Intelligent
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• FCS — First Customer Ship
• BT — British Telecommunications
• AC — Anonymous Coward
• BIAB — Back In A Bit
• HBU — How about you?
• 411 — Seeking Information
• TTL — Time To Live
• NIMH — Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel)
• NIMTO — Not In My Term of Office
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• G9 — Goodnight
• GMWAS — Gag Me with a Spoon
• (L)MIRL — Let’s Meet In Real Life
• Z — Zero
• UGC — User Generated Content
• JC — Just Curious
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• GD — Good Day
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• BIOS — Basic Input Output System
• LD — Long Distance
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• KUTGSAWYAD — Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing
• JJ — Just Joking
• HHWW — Holding Hands While Walking
• GFY — Good For You
• BCP — Best Current Practice
• EG — Evil Grin
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• BG — Big Guy
• BH — Better Half
• DTTM — Don't Talk to Me
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse

• PM — post meridian
• YVW — You're Very Welcome
• BTC — Better Type Carefully
• ASO — And So On
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• ASDF — A Super Dumb Film
• JAS — Just A Second
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• ELO — Electric Light Orchestra
• GAL — Get A Life
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• DB — Douche Bag
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• MOO — MUD Object Oriented
• BOGOF — Buy One Get One Free
• PTB — Powers That Be
• ESP — Extra Sensory Perception
• BMOC — big man on campus
• TM — Trust Me
• CM — Call Me
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• BET — Black Entertainment Television
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• PEBCAC — Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke)
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• BION — Believe It or Not
• CT — Can't Talk
• FN — Fine
• BFFLAB — Best Friends For Life And Beyond
• CMD — Command
• NARU — Not A Registered User
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• BRH — Be Right Here
• M — Male
• AWA — As Well As
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• THD — Total Harmonic Distortion
• 420 — Marijuana
• AYT — Are You There

• ISS — International Space Station
• BLOG — Web Log
• FE — Fatal Error
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• OFS — One Finger Salute
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• BW — Best Wishes
• EOB — End Of Business
• MGMT — Management
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• RTS — Ready To Send
• DVD — Digital Versatile Disc
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• DIGAF — Do I Give A F***?
• SH — Shit Happens
• LKG — Last Known Good
• TEOTWAWKI — The End Of The World As We Know It
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• DAWG — Dumb Ass White Guy
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• BER — Beyond Economical Repair
• NIB — New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings)
• EOL — End Of Line
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• D/L — Download
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• OL — Old Lady
• ATK — Attack
• BB — Baby Bloomers
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• JBOD — Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• BMS — By My Self
• BG — Big Grin
• GMA — Give Me Attention
• ALT — Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres
• AOL — All Our Love
• GMT — Grinding My Teeth
• FBNRL — Funny But Not Really Laughing
• DDT — Don't Do That
• GV — Good Vibes
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• VBR — Variable Bit Rate (ATM)
• GWS — Get Well Soon
• DC — Disconnected
• FQ — Frequent Question
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• SYSOP — System Operator
• LULU — Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism)
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge

• YMMD — You Made My Day
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• DA — District Attorney
• BA — Bad Ass
• CIA — Cash In Advance
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• SMO — Serious Mode On
• WG — Wicked Grin
• MTH — Month
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BBC — Blonde By Choice
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• AIM — AOL Institutent Messenger
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• MIL — Mother-In-Law
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• BANANA — Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
• CES — Consumer Electronics Show
• GD1 — GooD One
• JFF — Just For Fun
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• PC — Player Character
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• BC — Before Coffee
• DRM — Digital Rights Management
• 1NAM — One in a million
• YT — YouTube
• OTK — Over The Knee
• FWM — F*** With Me
• RTV — Return To Vendor
• LA — Los Angeles
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• DOS — Denial Of Service
• ALI — Act Like Intelligent
• FP — First Post
• DUPE — Duplicate
• WADR — With All Due Respect
• BKA — Better Known As
• CM — Call Menu
• DAW — Digital Audio Workstation
• PD — Public Domain
• AYKM — Are You Kidding Me?
• TTS — Text To Speech
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• CCNA — Cisco Certified Network Associated
• B — Back

• YL — Young Lady
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• MIA — Missing In Action
• LBL — Label
• AYOK — Are You OK
• AISB — As I Said Before
• ESOSL — Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
• EZ — Easy
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• DNA — Did Not Answer
• BTO — By The Outside
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• AV — Audio/Video
• CUN — See You Never
• GR82CU — Great To See You
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• AZN — Asian
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• CUNT — Caring Unattached Nice Type
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• BAD — Broken as designed
• A3 — Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• FDR — Franklin Delano Roosevelt
• IS — I'm Sorry
• ASL? — Age? Sex? Location?
• FUTAB — Feet Up, Take a Break
• AAA — Awesome Awesome Awesome
• PBM — Play By Mail
• BBIW — Big Brother Is Watching
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• GDIAH — Go Die In A Hole
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• BBB — Bored Beyond Belief
• ETC — Et Cetera
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• OTD — out the door (discharged
• LJBF — Let's Just Be Friends
• BST — But Seriously Though
• YKYB — You Know You've Been
• G2G — Got To Go
• BFL — Best Friend and Lover
• WTH — What The Hell?
• F2T — Free to Talk
• CBW — Crash Bang Wallop
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

• DST — Daylight Saving Time
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• SOSO — Same Old, Same-Old
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• GEM — Generic Electronic Mail
• POV — Privately Owned Vehicle
• SF — Science Fiction
• TEL — Telephone
• DBR — Damaged Beyond Repair
• ABU — All Buggered Up
• DDF — Drug And Disease Free
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• GTO — Going To Ohio
• OPP — Other People's Problems
• CPI — characters per inch
• BO — Back Office
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• BB — Be Back
• NOP — No Operation
• SAF — Single Asian Female
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• EP — Extended Play
• EMR — Embarrassing
• BUDS — Buddies
• WB — Write Back
• NMI — No Middle Initial
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• DADS — Dumb As Dog Shit
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• ETX — End of Text
• EOS — End of Story
• GW — Guess What?
• DYK — Did You Know?
• SLR — Single Lens Reflex
• COP — Close of Play
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• LTR — Letter
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• WORM — Write-Once, Read-Many
• COTFL — Crawling on the Floor Laughing
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• DMCA — Digital Millennium Copyright Act
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• LTO — Linear Tape-Open
• SIL — Sister-In-Law

• FA — Fat Admirer
• FMB — Frontline Message Board
• DF — Dear Friend
• DYS — Do You See?
• GM — Group Message
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• UART — Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• DPI — Dots per inch.
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• GWA — Girl With Attitude
• AGM — Alt Good Morning
• LY — Love You
• BTFO — Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• DOE — Depends on Experience
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone System
• DM — Dungeon Master
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• WAB — Windows Address Book
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• MRU — Most Recently Used
• BT — BitTorrent
• DMV — Department of Motor Vehicles
• PMPO — Peak Music Power Output
• MFT — Master File Table
• RC — Remote Control
• ATBB — All Things Bright and Beautiful
• AP — Associated Press
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• FYR — For Your Reference
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• 1NS — One Night Stand
• CG — Computer Graphics
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• FYA — For Your Action
• GGM — Goodness Gracious Me
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• CID — Acid (the drug)
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• GOK — God Only Knows
• EUC — Excellent Used Condition
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• TBYB — Try Before You Buy
• OW — Oh Well
• DVR — Digital Video Recorder
• SERP — Search Engine Results Positioning
• APAC — All Praise and Credit

• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• CCC — Casual Chinese Chick
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• AAG — Almost Anything Goes
• BMG — Be My Guest
• YHM — You Have Mail
• EOC — End Of Conversion
• AGP — Advanced Graphics Port
• NRFB — Never Removed From Box
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• BOC — But of Course
• FYB — F*** You Bit**
• BISS — Because I Say So
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• AA — Automobile Association (UK)
• AAF — As A Friend
• DYKWIM — Do You Know What I Mean?
• LSP — Less Sensitive Person
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• COS — Change Of Subject
• BICBW — But I Could Be Wrong
• N1 — Nice One
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• BIT — Because It's Time
• DFTBA — Don't Forget to Be Awesome
• LRU — Least Recently Used
• SFF — Small-Form-Factor
• CPH — Cutie Pie Husband
• UCE — Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail
• B4U — Before You
• NR — Near Reality
• PTM — Please Tell Me
• OOI — Out of Interest
• AWTTW — A Word to the Wise
• BW — Beautiful Woman
• SBF — Single Black Female
• BUMO — Buried Under Mountains Of....
• SJM — Single Jewish Male
• ELLO — Hello (not an acronym)
• GTG — Got To Go
• BBW — Big Black Woman
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• ASF — Alerting Standard Forum
• DJ — Dull Jerk
• FD — First Date
• CIL — critical items list
• PIBKAC — Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair
• IWIK — I Wish I Knew
• DOF — degree of freedom

• OPM — Other People's Money
• BANG — Be A Nice Guy
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• LEP — Light Emitting Polymer
• BD — Baby Dance
• H/O — Hold On
• ATST — At the Same Time
• DMBD — Dumb Broad
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• TBE — To Be Expected
• DB — Don't Bother
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• EDD — Estimated Delivery Date
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• PLBKAC — Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• NBL — Not Bloody Likely
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• BWR — Badfinger Web Ring
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• OOO — Out Of Order
• JIC — Just In Case
• RTS — Read the Screen
• BFOG — Blouse Full Of Goodies
• AWP — Ain't What's Paid
• CDC — Cult of the Dead Cow (hacker group)
• ADN — Any Day Now
• BS — Big Smile
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• DH — Dear Hubby
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• DLB — Don't Look Back
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• PCB — Please Call Back
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• BB — Bye-Bye
• (N) — thumbs down (MSN Messenger)
• DT — Don't Trust
• CUNS — See You In School
• ED — Erase Display
• WCTYBTWHTKY — We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You
• CFN — Ciao for Now
• GT — General Talk
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• FON — Telephone

• DLG — Devilish Little Grin
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• CJ — Crazy Jackass
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• MOSPF — Multicast Open Shortest Path First
• BIC — Best in Class
• BFFNMW — Best Friend Forever No Matter What
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• TLG — The Living God
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• NAND — Not And
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• BYO — Bring Your Own
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• EMS — E-Mail Shorthand
• BMGWL — Busting My Gut with Laughter
• B2W — Back to Work
• OOC — Out of Character
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• ASC — Alt Startrek Creative
• HH — Happy Happy
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• BID — Back in the Days
• TEOTD — The end of the day
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• SLP — Super Long Play
• STW — Search the Web
• BIOYA — Blow It Out Your Ass
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• DOT — Do One Thing
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• DUI — driving under the influence of alcohol
• DK — Don't known
• BFMI — Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• WYGAC — When You Get A Chance
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• GGRR — Good Grief Really Retarded
• PIC — Picture
• ATM! — At The Moment
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• OTA — Over The Air
• 2GH — Together
• DSR — Dream So Real
• DYHWIH — Do You Hear What I Hear
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• WT — Without Thinking

• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• YG — Young Gentleman
• BAF — Bring A Friend
• DYT — Don't You Think?
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• YHTBT — You Had To Be There
• BOTE — Back-Of-The-Envelope
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• GSH — Good Sense of Humour
• GID — Get It Done
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• UBE — Unsolicited Bulk Email
• NX — No Execute (Microsoft)
• ATEOTLYWBAT — At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To
• FWIW — For Whoever Is Wondering
• FAM — Family
• OD — Oh Dear
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• BITD — Back in the Day
• YHL — You Have Lost
• JW — Just wondering
• FTR — For The Record
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• GG — Good Games
• D/A — Dear All
• MBM — Magnetic Bubble Memory
• GK — General Knowledge
• FMTKFYTFO — For Me to Know, For You to Find Out
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• DNB — Do Not Bother
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• AMF — Adios, My Friend
• DVI — Digital Visual Interface
• DTTAH — Don't Try This At Home
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• YT — You There?
• DAR — Delete After Reading
• CTP — Computer to plate
• GTF — Goes Too Far
• OJ — Only Joking
• GATT — General Agreement To Talk And Talk
• CYL — See You Later
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• PG — Pretty Good

• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• WOA — Work of Art
• YGLT — You're Gonna Love This
• CUS — Because
• 2K — $2000 (Applies to any other currency of the world)
• NINO — Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• NLI — Not Logged In
• EMS — Emergency medical service
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• AJ — Annoying Jerk
• DTA — Don't Trust Anyone
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• ASAIC — As Soon As I Can
• HAT — How About That?
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• DF — Dear Fiance
• CWYS — Chat With You Soon
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• CP — Cutie Patootie
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• GH — Going Home
• GBYF — Go Bother Your Father
• ?4U — Question For You
• BOU — Both Of You
• WD — Well Done
• PEST — Please Excuse Slow Typing
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• GF — Good Friend
• VES — Very Evil Smile
• JAM — Just A Minute
• BTFG — Buy the F***ing Game
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• AAF — Always And Forever
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• BKAM — Between Keyboard And Monitor
• OJ — Orange Juice
• HAY — How Are You?
• BKM — Butt Kicking Mode
• EAD — Encoded Archival Description
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym

• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• ASF — Alt Seduction Fast
• MOS — Member of the Opposite Sex
• NIMFYE — Not In My Front Yard Either
• RTT — Round Trip Timer
• GOS — For Good Order's Sake
• GLWT — Good Luck with That
• NBTD — Nothing Better to Do
• EMP — Excessive Multiple Posting
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• M2M — Machine to Machine, Mobile
• DCF — Department of Children and Families
• AFL — Alt Fan Letterman
• LOI — Lack of Interest
• NOTTOMH — Not Off the Top of My Head
• NMH — Not Much Here
• BKS — Best Kept Secret
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• TGTF — Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
• WTC — World Trade Center
• 2EZ — Too easy
• GA — Go Ahead
• BOTEC — Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation
• MUD — Multi-User Dimension
• SDIHTT — SomeDay I'll Have The Time
• BOB — Brains on Board
• G2G — Good to Go
• DLF — Dear Little Friend
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• MOC — Mint On Card
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• UTT — Under The Table
• YR — Yeah Right
• TIE — Take It Easy
• FT — Faint
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• GIG — Give It a Go
• DRA — Don't Recognize Acronyms
• EOTWAWKI — End of the World As We Know It
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• CB — Cute Boy
• CYA — See Ya
• BBEG — Big Bad Evil Guy
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ASA — As Soon As
• BFFWE — Best Friends Forever Without Expections
• RFT — Request For Thinking

• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• ATB — All The Best
• CTF — Capture The Flag
• ASM — Alt Support Marriage
• TBDML — To Be Discussed Much Later
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• GL — Good Looking
• CS — Counter-Strike (game)
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• DWKOTA — Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• CYL — Catch You Later
• SFT — Sorry For That
• BTAICBW — But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong
• WUGAC — When yoU Get A Chance
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• 2G4E — ToGether ForEver
• HFY — Happy For You
• GD — General Discussion
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• BILY — Because I Love You
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• WNOHGB — Where No One Has Gone Before
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• DIY — Destroy It Yourself
• TEI — Total Economic Impact
• GIRL — Goddess In Real Life
• & — Ampersand / 'and' sign
• MGB — May God Bless
• ABP — Already Been Posted
• BTB — Bob the Builder
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• GWAF — Getting Weak As F****
• GM — Gutter Mouth
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• FML — F*** My Life
• LLAP — Live Long And Prosper
• TIMTOWTDI — There Is More Than One Way To Do It
• ROFPML — Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
• ADR — Ain't Doing Right
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• BOTOH — But on the Other Hand
• IYW — If You Wish
• TYLE — Took You Long Enough
• DFKM — Don't F***in Kill Me

• LOA — List of acronyms
• TFS — Three Finger Salute
• WBMGF — Wanna Be My Girl Friend
• EMBO — Eat My Butt Out
• EAEC — East Asia Economic Caucus
• AIA — All Interested Adults
• APC — Armoured personnel carrier
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• CE — Common Era (substitute for AD)
• BOMBAY — Beware Of Many Boys AroundYou
• SOTA — State Of The Art
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• GLLG — Giggling Like a Little Girl
• DAO — Does Anyone Own
• CC — Country Code
• ITSM — IT Service Management
• LMCOA — Lost My Connection Once Again
• GQ — Gentlemen Quarterly
• BFBFF — Best Facebook Friend Forever
• DEU — Dumb End User
• BBC — Bloody Bad Content
• DG — Discussion Group
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• ABK — Any Body Killer
• GOOT — Get Out Of Town
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• DW — Don't Walk
• GOML — Get on My Level
• CD — cross-dresser
• AC — Acceptable Content
• LIU — LAN Interface Unit
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• SMMWO — Shut My Mouth Wide Open
• ALOTBSOL — Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• AY — Ask Yourself
• WBMBF — Wanna Be My Boy Friend
• SSIA — Subject Says It All
• AFO — All For One
• SJF — Single Jewish Female
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• WYMOWS — Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap
• DEI! — Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
• G2H — Go to Hell
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• CB — Ciao Baby
• HAM — Handsome And Macho
• EMP — Electro Magnetic Pulse

• YAP — Yet Another Ploy
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• BFFLAD — Best Friend Forever Life And Death
• DWKOTL — Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips
• FA — For Auction
• DTA — Don't Trust Anybody
• FC — Fat Chance
• CW — Current Wisdom
• GOAL — Go Onto Another Level
• EYT — Enjoy Yourself Tonight
• KYHOOYA — Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass
• 34U — Three words For You (I Love You)
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• GBO — Great Bearded One
• NTTFLS — Not Till the Fat Lady Sings
• BABE — Burn At Both Ends
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• BFFAEAE — Best Friends Forever and Ever and Ever
• NYCTMI — Now You Come to Mention It
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• NTIM — Not That It Matters
• CIO — Check It Out
• SBM — Single Black Male
• NYP — Not Your Problem
• GAL — Generic Array Logic
• RCI — Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass)
• TNPP — Telocator Network Paging Protocol
• DAMN — Don't Ask Me Nuthin
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• BOG — Bunch Of Guys
• DMY — Day Month Year
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• DGY — Doggy
• FIT — Fashion Institute of Technology
• G2K — Good to Know
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• SEP — Signalling End Point
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• GDI — Gosh Darn Independent
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• CAM — Camera
• WBASAP — Write Back As Soon As Possible
• BW — Be well
• RBS — Really Big Screen
• GWE — Green With Envy
• AKM — Also Known Moron
• TIME — Tears In My Eyes

• TTM — To the Moderator
• AWAFE — AlWays And ForEver
• LMC — Lost My Connection
• CPU — Cute People United
• LOLAROTG — Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• NR — No Reserve
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• HB — Handsome Boy
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• FIFS — First In First Served
• VWS — Very Wicked Smile
• NQA — No Questions Asked
• NTK — Nice to Know
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• ALSA — Alt Lycra Story Archive
• TYVL — Thank You Very Little
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• CMIYC — Catch Me If You Can
• WYBMADIITY — Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You
• DOD — Dear Old Dad
• LOHICA — Look Out, Here It Comes Again
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• BID — But I Digress
• FOF — Friend of Friend
• TTFF — Time To First Fix
• TNG — The Next Generation (Star Trek)
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• AFD — Alt Fan Dragons
• SBB — Stupid Beyond Belief
• DNC — Do Not Care
• ABM — A Big Mistake
• BYKTA — But You Knew That Already
• CICU — Can I Call You?
• CCL — Couldn't Care Less
• AAM — After All Men
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• SH — Same Here
• FTF — First to Find
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• PG — Parental Guidance
• TWYAS — That's What You All Say
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• AGU — All Grown Up
• DYSWIS — Do You See What I See
• DSI — Do Something Interesting
• AFH — Away From Home
• CTTS — Cute Things They Say
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation

• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• DNA — Do Not Ask
• WFHIT — What Fresh Hell Is This?
• FYS — Fine Young Specimen
• GZ — Grats! (Congratulations)
• CPF — Can Pigs Fly?
• BYU — Boy, You're Ugly!
• BAU — business-as-usual
• G4G — Go For Good
• AEAE — And Ever And Ever
• 2CT — Second October
• WYSIWYD — What You See Is What You Deserve
• Q — Queue
• BIN — Buy It Now
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• CTTD — Cute Things They Do
• CRB — Come Right Back
• DBM — Don't Bother Me
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• SBD — Silent But Deadly
• 14AAA41 — One For All, And All For One
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• WYSBANRTWYG — What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get
• ELT — Every Little Thing
• NAGI — Not A Good Idea
• CYS — see you soon
• BA — Bad Attitude
• GT — Good Time
• WTTM — Without Thinking Too Much
• MWMT — Mint with mint tags
• LFS — Large File Support
• VBEG — Very Big Evil Grin
• CSM — Cigarette Smoking Man
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• F — Female
• HAGS — Have A Great Summer
• BHD — Bad Hair Day
• GLS — Greater Light Stone
• G8 — Gate
• RTI — Real Time Interruption
• TMTLTBMG — There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl
• FIGJAM — F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
• ALTA — A Little Too Arrogant
• PUNTS — People of Utterly No Tactical Significance
• MOTM — Member of the Month
• 4Q — F*** You
• YBYSA — You Bet Your Sweet Ass

• BB — Beanie Baby
• MOM — Moment
• GB — Good Bye
• BOB — Best Online Buddy
• CHAOS — Cant Have Anyone Over Syndrome
• GWK — Gawk
• SWYP — So What's Your Problem
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• DNTK — Don't Need To Know
• NIDWTC — No I Don't Want to Chat
• BYE — Between Your Ears
• PITBY — Put It in Their Back Yard
• NIT — Not in Therapy
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• PCO — Please Carry On
• PMFJIH — Pardon Me for Jumping in Here
• 99 — Parent has left
• CC — Come Closer
• MMAMP — Meet Me At My Place
• GC — Get Crazy
• GTGTB — Got To Go To Bed
• TIWTGLGG — This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
• LWB — Long wheel base
• HCU — Hawaii Chat Universe
• AFE — Alt Fan Eddings
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• DBAA — Don't Be An A***
• FYI — For Your Innerself
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• NYM — New York Minute
• AWE — Answered With Elegance
• DWI — Deal With It
• AT — All That
• GTL — Good To Last
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• SWM — Single White Male
• PYS — Pack Your Stuff
• FTFU — Fixed That For yoU
• CSF — Cool Sig Forums
• H — Hmm
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humor
• NNITO — Not Necessarily In That Order
• JPW — Just Plain Weird
• DRY — Don't Repeat Yourself
• JP — Just playing 
• CC — Cutie Cutie
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• NAHW — Not A Happy Woman
• DLOD — Doing Lots Of Drugs

• RAK — Random Act Of Kindness
• BOL — Bug Out Location
• FD — Forum Discussion
• FFF — Friends for Free
• MIB — Mint In Box
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• BUMP — Bump Up My Post
• DBL — Don't Be Late
• GTMA — Great Minds Think Alike
• FUBU — For U By U
• KTCOOTN — Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup
• AG — Anything Goes
• ROTFLBTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet
• GFYS — Go F*** Yourself
• BLM — Bad Little Mother
• DYHAGF — Do You Have A Girlfriend
• EBI — Even Better If
• ISAGN — I See A Great Need
• DLN — Don't Leave Now
• BING — But It's Not Google
• BOOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• B — Backlash
• GFK — Go Fly A Kite
• AFW — Alt Fan Wedge
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• CAT — Can't Answer That
• BLT — Be Like Them
• BTWITIAILWU — by the way I think I am in love with you
• FAM — Family Assessment Measure
• GLM — Good Looking Mom
• CQ — Come Quickly
• EIF — Exercise In Futility
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BHAP — Be HAPpy
• AUT? — Are You There?
• OSIM — Oh Shoot It's Monday
• DNF — Did Not Find
• ALVB — Asta La Vista, Baby
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• BTK — Bit Too Kewl
• ROFLAHMSL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• ROFTTPOF — Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
• NTIMM — Not That It Matters Much
• GIGO — Garbage In, Garbage Out
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap

• DIIN — Damned If I Know
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• CTG — Can Talk Guns
• GAC — Get A Clue
• DTC — Down To Chill
• SUFID — Screwing Up Face in Disgust
• CM — Call Memory
• DMC — Devil May Care
• GBCW — Good Bye Cruel World
• FUC — Funny / Useful / Cool
• BEF — Bug Eyed Freak
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• YKIYEI — You Killed It, You Eat It
• SWDYRTW — Since When do You Rule the Web?
• GL HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• DTMF — Dump The Mother Figure
• BOLTOP — Better On Lips Than On Paper
• IROOC — I've Run Out of Cigarettes
• BOTD — Benefit of the Doubt
• TPAE — The Possibilities Are Endless
• CS — Cool Stuff
• AA — Ask About
• TTBE — That's to Be Expected
• MILG — Make it Look Good
• JMOOC — Just My Opinion of Course
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• CSI — Can't Stand It
• RHIP — Rank Hath Its Privileges
• AAM — All About Me
• CULTR — See You Later
• BOB — Back of Bus
• R/T — Real Time
• AH — Available Happy
• FFF — Fan Fiction Forum
• CBA — Cannot Be Angry
• DTC — Dans Ton Cul
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• OT1H — On The One Hand
• WYTTIWTK — What You Tell Them Is What They Know
• AJ — Arrogant Jerk
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• G2R — Got to Run
• :@) — Im/Your are a little Piggey
• WE — whatever
• FTF — First Things First
• ACCT — Accounting Records
• NTIBOA — Not That I'm Bitter or Anything
• WTHDTM — What The Hell Does That Mean?

• DV — Don't Vomit
• LSFIAB — Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel
• LSHIH — Laughing So Hard It Hurts
• TA — Thanks Again
• LSHIPMP — Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
• OTOOH — On the Other Other Hand
• DAE — Does Anybody Else
• WAEF — When All Else Fails
• BB — Baby Bird
• BIO — Biological Industry Organization
• FTSO — Figure That Stuff Out
• YWEL — You'Re Welcome Even Less
• HDYK — How Do You Know?
• EON — Everything or Nothing
• GAS — Got A Second
• GTFOH — Get The F*** Out of Here
• NR — near Ripon
• DIM — Does It Matter
• NIAA — No Idea At All
• SIMMS — Single Inline Memory Modules
• SMOP — Small Matter of Programming
• G — Gorgeous
• GIRL — Girls In Real Life
• ITAH — Is There Anybody Here
• VWG — Very Wicked Grin
• ROFLASC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
• FON — Freak of Nature
• BETCHA — Bet you
• MCIBTY — My Computer Is Better Than Yours
• IUTKATS — I Used to Know All That Stuff
• GD&RVVF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
• DGAF — Don't Give A F***
• AMFYOYO — Adios, My Friend, You're On Your Own
• CHM — Charming
• FAP — First Aid Post
• BFFH — Best Friends From Hell
• G — Google
• ROFLOLVH — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• ATE — After the Event
• BAL — Brilliant And Lovely
• BTOYA — Be There Or (it's) Your A**
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• GCG — Grammatically Correct Girl
• LTHTT — Laughing Too Hard to Type
• GOWI — Get On With It
• EPD — Excessive Posting Disorder
• GOTH — Grumpy Old Toothless Hags
• LTBF — Learn to Be Funny
• BSV — Best Site Visited

• WYSINEWYGBIC — What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close
• ATM — Across the Miles
• TTMNR — Take The Money aNd Run
• GC — Good Call
• BH — Big Handsome
• AINT — If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• DZ — Dozen
• HHH — Hope This Helps
• WTSDS — Where The Sun Don't Shine
• CIP — Chat In Private
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Dessert
• IRA — Irish Republican Army see PIRA
• ANC — African National Congress
• ASD — A Silly Dementor
• DMS — Don't Mean Shit
• CEG — Cool Evil Guy
• BIO — Biological Informatics Office
• GI — Great Idea
• HAG — Hi And Goodbye
• TMSHTF — Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
• BFL — Back From Lunch
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• SPKR — Speaker
• GABI — Grin and Bear It
• DFTS — Don't Forget to Smile
• GD — Gosh Darn
• CYR — Can You Remember
• ASAT — As Simple As That
• GTMI — Got To Make It
• OT — Other Topic
• CRR — Chat Room Regular
• BIB — Baby In Belly
• AP — Ahh Phooey
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• AGR — Alt Gathering Rainbow
• DA — Don't Ask
• GH — Go Home
• NICBDAT — Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes
• ANI — Age Not Important
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• DIRL — Die in Real Life
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• FAO — For Attention Of
• B2K — Back to Keyboard
• ES — Even Steven
• FUN — Fairly Unique Name
• FOB — Fine Oriental Boy
• MBUC — Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
• BEH — Blue Eyed Hottie
• BTDTGTTSAWIO — Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt And Wore It Out

• NR — Nearest Relative
• GTTV — Great Time To Visit
• DEA — Don't Expect Anything
• BOAH — Back Off A** Hole
• GD&W — Grinning, Ducking and Weaving
• BB — Baby Boomer
• FOMCL — Fell Off My Chair Laughing
• CSTM — Chuckling Silently to Myself
• RLCO — Real Life Conference
• CMT — See My Thread
• DAD — Dashing and Debonair
• BBF — Best Buddies Forever
• CU2M — See You Tomorrow
• DITYID — Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
• BS — Biting Sarcasm
• DRY — Drunk Rock Youth
• CBC — Canadian Broadcasting Corporationration
• BRBNC — Be Right Back Nature Calls
• NPLU — Not People Like Us
• FDL — Fat, Dumb, and Lazy
• AAF — As your friend
• WIGAC — When I Get A Chance
• ARGH — Expressing annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration (not an acronym)
• BOOB — Best Oddball Online Buddy
• DNR — Do Nothing Right
• DETAI — Don't Even Think About It
• FEL — F*** Everybody's Life
• CR — Comfort Room
• GDR — Grin Duck And Run
• FYL — F*** Your Life
• GWLF — Gee Whizz Lemon Fizz
• NAHM — Not A Happy Man
• DYO — Do Your Own
• AWMT — Are We Meeting Tomorrow?
• CPC — Clogged Poop Chute
• AM — Antagonistic Message
• ELF — Ever Lasting Friends
• GA — Go Away
• DURS — Damn You Are Sexy
• B — Background
• TOBG — This Oughta Be Good
• ASAR — Alt Sexual Abuse Recovery
• DSL — Do Shout Loudly
• BC — Before Christmas
• CFM — Cant Find Me
• CWC — Compressed Worlds Chat
• GFE — Get Finished Early
• SWCOC — Special Wishes Comments or Corrections
• TGFTCL — Thank God For The Chat Line
• GSS — Go Suck Something

• BBW — Beautiful Black Woman
• DMA — Doesn't Mean Anything
• EYU — Eat You Up
• BDI — Beginners Discussion Initiative
• AMG — Ah My Goddess
• DH — Dear Hubby or Husband
• CMNR — con mẹ nó rồi
• CG — Cool Guy
• BOL — Bust Out Laughing
• DMV — Download Music Videos
• TXT — Text
• DI — Damned Impressive
• DJ — Dumb Jerk
• BCS — Big Crock of Stuff
• GUFN — Grounded Until Further Notice
• BLA — Boring Lame Annoying
• BAR — Beyond All Recognition
• O — Over
• FV — From Val
• FIGA — Forget It, Go Away
• CMIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• FQA — Frequently Questioned Answers
• ADF — Absolutely Daft Fool
• C-P — Sleepy
• FDROTFL — Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
• 2G2B4G — To Good To Be Forgotten
• ROTFLSTC — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
• BR — Bunny Rabbit
• BB — Before Baby
• ACU — All Completely Useless
• BOG — Better Online Graffiti
• DC — Disconnected Computing
• BIO — Bring It On
• BTW — But That's Wild
• GRITS — Girl Raised In The South
• BDD — Blog Dysmorphic Disorder
• FL — Freakin Loser
• GTGTS — Got To Go To Sleep
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• CILWY — Crazy In Love With You
• TTLFN — That's The Lot For Now
• GAF — Gaming Age Forum
• GAY — Good As You
• *BX — Starbox
• BB — Baby Boy
• DBTG — Dont Be That Guy
• DTI — Do Them In
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bong
• DQOTD — Dumb Question of the Day
• ANFAWFOS — And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

• FOI — Full of It
• ABT — Anything But The ....
• BIO — By Invitation Only
• DWYL — Don't Waste Your Life
• BBM — Boyfriend Being Mean
• BBR — Broken/Burned Beyond Repair
• AW — All Wet
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• WTMKF — Welcome To My Kill Filter
• AIS — Ain't It Sweet
• BIO — Bun in the Oven
• AFAIC — As Fast As I Can
• GTH — Good To Hear
• GRIT — Global Ranma Insanity Thread
• C&V — Chapter & Verse
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• CDMA — Code Divisionsion Multiple Access
• DHL — Didn't Have Lunch
• GOTCHA — Give Others The Chance To Have An
• BTW — Between the Worlds
• FB — Friendship Book
• CM — Chat Maniac
• HELP — Hello Everyone, Lets Party!
• GCF — Good Clean Fun
• DLTM — Digital Line Termination Module
• FPNI — First Post Nails It
• CLJ — Cute Lil Jewels
• ALF — Amiga Loads Faster
• ABH — Anonymous Blow Hard
• CU — Coming Unglued
• BMG — Big Mean Girl
• DCS — Database Connection Services
• BNL — Buy n Large
• GDT — Grateful Dead Talk
• DMG — Daily Mail Group
• GAS — Go Ahead Single
• BF — Bisexual Female
• ANYTM — Anytime
• DIY — Do not Involve Yourself
• FOOL — Fragged Out Old Loser
• EMITAS — Excuse Me, I am Taking A Survey
• AFD — Always Falling Down
• CFR — Call For References
• HC — Holy Crap
• GB — Going Bananas
• MOM — Momentary Contact
• BP! — B**ch Please!
• GT — Good Times Emporium
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Him/Her
• DCC — Direct Chat Connection

• DTIP — Don't Take It Personally
• FIMO — Forget It, Move On
• DAM — Don't Ask Me
• ATC — Any to Come
• G1 — Good One
• BHH — Bless His Heart
• DFLI — Don't Feel Like It
• BVD — Big Victorious Daddy
• ALTA — A Long Time Ago
• CBL — Check Back Later
• H2H — Hard to Handle
• BI — Beyond Incredible
• FOOSH — Fall on an Outstretched Hand
• POM — Phase Of The Moon
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• AITYD — And I Think You Do
• HB — How Boring
• AHA — Awesome Heavenly Angel
• DCME — Don't Call Me Easy
• DTM — Don't Trust Me
• BOMM — Bored Out of My Mind
• FN — Forum Notice
• ESP — Extra Sex Please
• DMBT — Do Me Bad Things
• BIC — Back In Character
• ASAHP — As Soon As Humanly Possible
• CJ — Crude Jerk
• GLG — Good Looking Guy
• FGF — Forest Guardians Forums
• BFFA — Best Friends Forever After
• DWL — Dead With Laugh
• DREAM — Drugs Rule Everything Around Me
• BBP — Big Beautiful People
• FBI — Friends Beyond Infinity
• EB — Emotional Baggage
• GINU — Glad I'm Not You
• BARF — Bay Area Riders Forum
• DFL — Dumb, Fat, and Lazy
• AAK — Asleep At the Keyboard
• AMIIS — Ask Me If I'm Surprised
• DIL — Deep In Love
• AD — Awesome Dude
• BOSS — Back Office Software System
• BFFTLTD — Best Friend Forever To Love Till Death
• AHF — Always Having Fun
• SDK — Software Developer's Kit
• FAP — Find A Phone
• ASD — Another Silly Disorder
• LYWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• HD — Horse Dung

• AVE — Always Very Expensive
• GTBK — Got To Be Kidding
• FFFL — Fabulous Friends For Life
• FWEB — Friends With Emotional Benefits
• AIC — An Irresistible Combination
• AQ — Attractive Quotient
• AFI — A Flame Ignited
• BYE — Between Your Eyes
• ANT — A New Thing
• ADIDAU — All Day I Dream About You
• AATP — All About The Paper
• FOG — Four Old Guys
• BBL — Bailey Blanchard Lawrence
• GJA — Good Job All
• DLOL — Dear Little Old Dady
• GG — Gorgeous Granny
• FTMO — Friends That Make Out
• HHH — Hot Huge Hooters
• GMH — Give Me Hope
• EB — Emotional Buzz
• AE — Almost Enjoyable
• BWOM — By Word of Mouth
• BFFL — Best Friends Forever Love
• FOCUS — Forum of Children United to Succeed
• GGP — Gotta Go Potty
• EOF — End Of Friday
• ACCT — Account Codes
• BMW — Beautiful Mature Woman
• BURMA — Be Undressed and Ready, My Angel
• AJ — Another Joke
• BTTP — Back to the Point
• DSL — Doesn't Seem Likely
• BMS — Be A Mess
• ELE — Everyone Love Everyone
• GFE — Grounds for Enjoyment
• AFU — Alt Folklore Urban
• FSW — Find Someone Who
• HAM — Haven't Any Money
• B — Brother
• CY — Crazy You
• CIO — Cry It Out
• CTP — Congenial Talking Philosophers
• FOCL — Falling Off Chair Laughing
• ER — Electronic Relationships
• FTFE — First Time for Everything
• CB — Clueless Boy
• BFFLTDDUP — Best Friends For Life Until Death Do Us Part
• FTD — Feeling Totally Disgusted
• AV — Anonymous Visitor
• ADD — Advanced Dumbass Disorder

• BYOP — Be Your Own Person
• AMF — About Motorcycles Forums
• DGL — Dog Gone Lovely
• BHAT — Banging Head Against Table
• FOIL — Forum of Indian Leftists
• GOE — Gym over Everything
• CIC — Chat In Character
• GVL — Garden Variety Lamer
• FSM — Foolishly Spent Money
• DBF — Depressed Best Friend
• DSG — Doing Something Good
• BY — Brace Yourself
• ANBAT — Ain't Nothing But A Thing
• COA — Center of Attention
• AC — Absolutely Charming
• ANC — Annoying New Character
• DTCBMC — Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control
• BF — Big Fat
• DGFL — Dirty Girl For Life
• FW — Flame Wars
• ATWF — Ask The Wife First
• BCNU — be seeing' you
• BUDWEISER — Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulaly
• CTY — Cant Tell You
• DIVA — Delightfully Interesting Vivacious Attitude
• ENSA — Every Night Something Atrocious
• FP — Funny Party
• CHAOS — Create Havoc Around Our System
• GL — Good Lovin
• FLG — Fat Loudmouth Guy
• BBB — Big Black Book
• BB — Bebi / Baby
• AICN — Ain't It Cool News
• BCBTB — Breasts Can't Be Too Big
• BV — British Virgin
• BFWL — Back Flip While Laughing
• FQ — Fairly Quick
• DACT — Dreams All Come True
• GTFH — Go To F***ing Hell
• CRZY — CRAZY WOMAN CREEK BANCORP INC.
• CSBTIA — Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again
• HH — Happy Humper
• GC — Go Cool
• DRM — Doesn't Really Matter
• HC — Help Chat
• BB — Baby Bullet
• HG — Hey guys
• DOB — Did Our Best
• GB — Gorgeous Brute
• 2DE — Today

• FC — Face Contact
• GIY — Get It Yourself
• AI — Awe Inspiring
• DF — Discussion Forum
• DMBL — Dumbbell
• 9 — Parent in room
• AGI — A Grand Idea
• ASAE — Always Standing Always Eating
• CTF — Calm The Fire
• GTFOMF — Get The F*** Out of My Face
• CWB — Crazy White Boys
• GMTA — Gosh, Me Too Also!
• FTA — First Time At ....
• EG — Evil Girlfriend
• DDT — Dirty Dream Tonight
• GOB — Girls On Boys
• GTSY — Good To See You
• EA — Extremely Amazing
• GTM — Good to Me
• EGB — Extremely Greedy Bore
• COW — Cheap Or What
• CRA — Can't Remember Anything
• DFS — Duty Free Shopping
• GLOST — Get Lost
• AACT — Adults and Children Talking
• CW — Compared With
• BFITWW — Best Friend In The Whole World
• EOT — The End Of The ....
• GFUS — Go F*** YourSelf
• AFH — Alt Fan Hanson
• BFD — Big Friggin Deal
• BMFL — Best Mate For Life
• EB — European Boy
• FDI — Finally Did It
• BIMP — Bring In More People
• HAT — Here And There
• CWD — Comment When Done
• CBP — Consumed By Passion
• BAF — Biafra Actualization Forum
• GTF — Got To Fart
• FTL — Far Too Late
• FAM — The Family Channel
• CCL — Certified Chat Leader
• DYLIAC — Do You Live In A Cave?
• FBM — Fat Bald Man
• HDC — Hackers Dot Com
• CWAL — Can't Wait Any Longer
• CHC — Couldn't Honestly Care
• ADR — Any Day Really
• BH&H — Be Healthy and Happy

• FGR — Frequently Generates Responses
• CFN — Can't Find A Name
• DWT — Don't Waste Trees
• CYAL8R — See You All Later
• CUTS — Coming Up The Stairs
• GTS — Google That S***
• ABX — Alt Binaries X
• AOK — Alt Om K
• DTB — Don't Turn Back
• EDU — Excuse Divide Us
• HFC — Hot French Chick
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Flash
• BEV — Beautiful Evil Vixen
• CM — Chat Monitor
• EBS — Excessive Boredom Syndrome
• GBHANDK — Great Big Hug(s) and Kiss(es)
• AIB — After I Buy
• FACT — Friends of Alachua County Talk
• BR — Best Reply
• CMC — Cash More Cash
• CMFIC — Chief MothaF***a In Charge
• @NER8 — At Any Rate
• AO — All The Other
• 4EVAINLVWITU — For Ever In Love With You
• DKY — Don't Kill Yourself
• DSS — Darling Step-Son
• AYS — Announce Your Site
• AEWD — Any Excuse Will Do
• FOG — Full Of Garbage
• FBI — Find Boys Immediately
• AP — Awesome person/people
• ASCA — Alt Startrek Creative All
• GAF — Genuine Admirer Of Females
• CYBER — Changing Yesterdays Behavior For Enhanced Results
• EGG — Enlightened Grammar Geek
• CD9 — Parents around (Code 9)
• DV — Drunken Vampire
• DL — Don't Look
• CTFD — Calm the Freak Down
• AIA — Active Internet Addicts
• CP — Created Posts
• FATH — First and Truest Husband
• BMW — Belongs to My Wife
• ECM — Email Campaign Management
• DNC — Do Not Cry
• FL — Friggin Loser
• CTW — Call Them Whatever
• FQA — Facts, Questions, and Answers
• BUMP — Bring Us More Posts
• BUN — Back Up Name

• AFR — Alt Fairs Renaissance
• FAO — Fin Addicts Online
• HCIH — How Can I help
• BTW — Between the Wars
• BEM — Bug Eyed Monster
• DS — Dominance and Submission
• EMSC — EVERY MAN SENDS CIGNALS
• FOCLMAO — Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
• BROKEN — Hungover from alcohol (not an acronym)
• BC — Blind Crossing
• GTTS — Got To Tell Somebody
• GIWIST — Gee, I Wish I Said That
• EQ — Enjoyment Quota
• AAN — Another Authors Note
• GIM — Great Instant Messenger
• BCIS — Bull Crap in Society
• GD — God Dammit
• CX — Classic X-Men
• BYOA — Be Your Own Awesome
• COH — Change of Heart
• 2DA — Today
• BS — Bring Snickers
• AK — Ass Kickers
• BTW — Be That Way (less common)
• CB — Chat Board
• FTFT — For The Final Time
• CTFO — Chill The F*** Out
• FFA — Frequently Forgotten Answers
• AIDA — Another Insulting Deceptive Announcement
• CIS — Can It Sam
• HI — Hanging Indent
• DT — Debate Thread
• FAIR — Forum Against Islamophobia Racism
• GOAT — Galoot Oldtools Archive of Threads
• GSS — Grass Smoking Squad
• FTFOI — For the Fun of It
• GOP — Great Old Place
• GIMP — Good Intentions, Malicious People
• GOSH — Grown Adult Still Home
• EDGE — Endtime Discussion Group Exchange
• BD — Big Dummy
• FIS — Fake Information System
• EAD — Eat All Day
• FYOS — Find Your Own Shine
• FROG — Furnaced Room Over Garage
• HA — Humor Attitude
• FMA — Formal Martial Artist
• DSL — Doesnt Seem Logical
• BIFF — But I Fell Flat
• ASTD — Always Something To Do

• GWTP — Get with the Program
• FPOC — Friends Point Of Contact
• GTA — Gosh, Tremendous Attributes!
• BB — Baby Bjorn
• AG — Awesome Guy
• BL — Big And Lovable
• CL — Crazed Lunatic
• CAR — Can Anyone Recommand
• ASC — Alt Smokers Cigars
• ABOFAL — Alright, But Only For A Little
• GGWAB — Good God What a Booty (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
• ARF — A Ravishing Female
• FOS — Freak Out Squad
• BFFOC — Best Friends Forever of Course
• BTTP — Back To The Present
• GWT — Grin With Teeth
• DE — Do Easy
• DMB — Dodo's Message Board
• ADN — Anno Dommino Now
• GRACE — Goofy Recluses Are Creating Everything
• AYS? — Are You Serious?
• DUSL — Do You Scream Loud?
• BB — Baby Back
• BB — Baby Blanket
• BOG — Boring Old Games
• DGI — Doesn't Get It
• D/L — Down Low
• HFB — Hugs From Behind
• ARS — Alt Religion Scientology
• FTFM — First Time For Me
• BLAH — Better Laugh And Hug
• GWB — Girl With a Body
• DHACM — Don't Have A Cow, Man
• BAD — Big Awful Disaster
• FIGH — Forget it, Go Home
• CPCI — Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator
• FWD — Flying While Drunk
• GKW — God Knows Where
• BB — to be, baby
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
• AGE — Awesome Girls Exclusively
• GOOGLE — Girl's Only Online Liberal Engagement
• GPH — Great Performing Heli
• FOB — Fabulous Oriental Being
• FYI — Forget Your Idea
• BLAH — Both Lovable And Hollistic
• CPR — Coffee Provides Refreshment
• GLP — Good looking person
• FWP — Freedom Wealth And Privacy
• GAL — Getting All the Loot

• GW — Gutless Wonder
• DC — Daily Chump
• C — Crabby
• EBN — Educational Bloggers Network
• HAM — He asked me
• DBL — Don't Bother Looking
• DBS — Drunken Brainless Scum
• BBI5 — Be Back In 5 minutes
• FAM — Family Arabian Mare
• GV — Great Vehicle
• DYO — Design Your Own
• AC — Always Crap
• GM — Goodness Me
• EMO — EMOtional person
• BATB — Beating Around The Bush
• GTJ — Got To Jog
• AIRS — Automated Ip Request System
• DYLM? — Do You Like Me?
• GLH — Goes Like Heck
• DWA — Don't Wish To Answer
• FYF — Fear Your Fate
• CWS — Cool Web Stuff
• EF — Evaluation of Friend
• BB — Baby Bass
• BAB — Bad Ass Brother
• CAY — Caring About Youth
• GM — Good Message
• FISH — For Immediate Sympathetic Help
• FLAPS — A Magnificent Play On Words! 'Favorite Local Auto Parts Store'
• AML — Animorph Mailing List
• BBSK — Best Buds Since Kindergarden
• BA — Bloggers Anonymous
• COOL — Cool Oozy Overweighted Loser
• FU — Formerly Undesirable
• AGR — Anime Gag Room
• CJ — Consistent Jackass
• GTGMMLOMS — Got To Go, My Mums Looking Over My Shoulder
• EA — Easily Amused
• ECP — Electronic Costume Party
• GIGO — Gee I Goofed Ok
• ANA — American Nerd Association
• GO — Get One
• CMND — con mẹ nó đi
• GWAR — God, What A Racket
• DBA — Dumb But Assertive
• AJ — Aaaahh Juicy
• GOAP — Go Outside And Play
• GT — Gallery Talk
• CASA — Computer Aided Social Activity
• FTL — For the Ladies

• AC — Alt Cataclius
• FN — Fine Condition
• FMOG — Find Me On Google
• GPS — Great Positioning Stuff
• ASD — Alt Support Depression
• HHRU — Hello How Are You?
• DYW — Do Your Work
• BTL — Bigger Than Life
• GTP — Gone To Pee
• DZD — Dozed
• CMNL — con mẹ nó luôn
• GLH — Great Looking Hair
• CIMB — Crying in my beer
• ETW — Easier Than Writing
• FFF — Fightin Fundamentalist Forum
• BIW — Bitter Infertile Woman
• DINK — Design Is Nifty Kids
• GTGI — Got To Get It
• EP — Everything's Possible
• FTD — Frequenting The Doghouse
• FF — Forum Feedback
• BFFL — Best Friend For Laughing
• DWTT — Down With Text Talk
• DAG — Delightfully Attractive Girl
• CBBTSO — Can't Be Bothered To Stay On
• GWAR — Grotesque, Weird, and Reprobate
• FBI — Fine, Beautiful, and Intelligent
• DH — Dearest Husband
• GPF — General Procreation Fault
• BETH — Best Everyone Tell Her
• FOMAL — Fell On My Ass Laughing
• GLF — Good Luck Friends
• BRBB — Be right back baby
• GL — Get Lucky
• DHL — Don't Hurry Love
• BB — Booby baby
• FO — Friends Of
• DBI — Don't Buy It
• GS — Good save
• AFY — Anywhere For You
• DEAR — Dumb Entries Aren't Read
• DILLIGAF? — Does It Look Like I Give A F***?
• BA — Big Attitude
• FYAD — F*** You and Die
• EU — Everything Unbelievably
• FRC — Funky Radically Cool
• GRR — Give Ring And Run
• AFS — Alt Fan Starwars
• CPI — Cocktail Party Information
• GPA — Great Party at AOL

• BTCM — But They Call Me
• CMB — Cute Married Blond
• FPA — Frequent Post Archive
• BTL — Better Try Later
• CT — Cool Topics
• GO — Get Online
• DNC — Do Not Come
• BGFN — Be Gone for Now
• BB — Big and Beautiful
• FSW — Forgotten Senshi Webring
• BBWC — Be Back When Commercial is on
• AWCIGO — And Where Can I Get One?
• EIETMO — Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
• FFF — Five Favourite Forum
• GD — Get Digital
• BV — Brain Value
• DMB — Dumb Mad Bloke
• CMOT — Cut My Own Throat
• DTM — Dark Tall Man
• AGW — Alt Games Wolfenstein
• BBC — Barely Believable Content
• GF — Girl Friend
• HAK — Hugs And Kissess
• DLT — Display Launcher Thingamajigs
• AT — Alt.Tasteless
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Branch
• DP — Digital Performer
• GG — Great Gal
• GIRL — Girlfriend
• BASOTI — By Any Stretch Of The Imagination
• CYBER — Children's Yearly Best Ever Reads
• H2G — Had to Go
• GE — Gone Elsewhere
• GLH — Genuine Looking Hair
• ABS — Albino BlackSheep
• COU — Counting On You
• BKNI — Better KNow It
• CML — Cute Mercenaries Lair
• AWYWI — Any Way You Want It
• DMA — Don't Mention Age
• FAATC — Fell Asleep At The Computer
• GTBOSH — Glad To Be Of Some Help
• G — Gosh
• GOTSDYC — Going Out To Smoke, Do You Care?
• FAM — Family Awareness Method
• CGM — Clean Green Machine
• FIGF — Forget It, Gone Fishing
• DC — Devastating Charisma
• BB — Baby Blue
• GD — Group Deal

• FOB — Frequently Out of the Building
• GLI — Good Looking Individual
• FIQ — Frequently Ignored Questions
• BB — Baby Birth
• AOL — Always Off Line
• ESP — Extra Sensual People
• DC — Doesn't Count
• DOI — Doing Ok Intentionally
• BB — Baby Brother
• DS — Dream Street
• CTR — Can't Think Right
• HCYEAT — How Can You Eat All That?
• FOT — Fell Off A Truck
• BOD — Blogs Of Dreamers
• DMC — Dust My Couch
• CPS — Certified Parent Sniper
• BEIL — Bowhunter Education Instructor's Lounge
• DBC — Don't Be Curious
• ACT — Anxiety Chat Topics
• AC — Always Crappy
• GD — Great Day
• BB — Baby Bull
• HI — Humorous Individual
• BA — Bloody Awful
• GWWYK — Go With What You Know
• DL — Don't Laugh
• BMW — Brains Must Wander
• DEM — Division of Engineering Mathematics
• AOB — Address Old Business
• HFC — Heading For Castration
• CIM — Cooked In Marseille
• ESP — Extra Sensitive Personality
• GL — Great looking
• CYA — Configure Your Autoexec
• GS — Good And Slow
• BB — Beyond Bored
• ASAP — Adult Singles at Peace
• EP — Electronic Posters
• FP — Fun Person
• FRC — Flamingo Reseller Convention
• AM — Anytime Maybe
• EMAFN — Emitting More Air From Nose
• BB — Boom Baby
• CST — Continuing Story Thread
• E — Everything
• CROW — Cyanide Remy Overdose And Wired
• DAYS — Donate As You Surf
• FOO — First One of Our ....
• GO — Groups Online
• GLH — Good Luck Hug

• CSP — Chronically Serious People
• FTE — Face The Evil
• GT — General Topic
• DYS — Do Your Stuff
• HF — Habba Forum
• GT — Great Times
• BB — Baby Bett
• DZL — Dazzle
• E — Either
• C — Cute
• FOE — Friends Of Elite
• DILLIC? — Does It Look Like I Care?
• GM — Get Mechanic
• GD — Great Deal
• AIS — Ain't It Strange
• AFI — After Frozen Innocence
• GG — Gorgeous Guy
• CSI — Cookies Sound Interesting
• DWI — Drinking While Interacting
• CCDF — Collector's Car Discussion Forum
• G — Galactic
• BF — Best Friends
• BB — Baby Beehinds
• B — Bisexual
• FTS — F*ck That S*it
• BB — Battered Baby
• BB — baby bits
• DEP — Don't Even Pray
• BF — Boswells Forum
• DCM — Don't Cry Mama
• DJ — Disinterested Jerk
• ECP — Easyrider's Chat Page
• GLWO — Good Lord! We're Old!
• BB — Big Baby
• FRED — Funky Robotic Electronic Device
• CVRZ — Covers
• DIMWYT — Don't Interrupt Me, Wait Your Turn
• BB — Baby Babble
• FOSIC — Friends Of Stars Internet Club
• FBI — Fully Blew It
• GT — Gettting Tired
• AIS — Abyssmally Inferior Spellers
• DT — Dead Twirps
• GIC — Gee, It's Crappy
• AYS? — Are You Sure?
• DH — Debated Heatedly
• BRBRB — Be Right Back ReBoot
• FIGP — Forget It, Get Pissed
• GS — Good Seeing
• BTW — Bye Till Wednesday

• GGOH — Gotta Get Outta Here
• HD — Horrible and Detrimental
• BS — Be Sweet
• CTR — Close The Rectum
• FT — Full of Trash
• HAL — Habitually Asinine Laughs
• ATC — Anime Topic Chat
• DPM — Don't Punch Me
• BB — Baby Bonus
• BWYH — Bring What You Have
• AC — Absolutist Cutest
• GD — Geek Diatribe
• GF — Globus Forum
• AFI — A Fretboard Inside
• GG — Grinning Gregariously
• HD — Hopelessly Deaf
• AT — Alternative Thread
• CCC — Coolnamedenied's Cybercave Cramsession
• BB — Baby Bundler
• E — Enraged
• GM — Get Medieval
• BTW — Between The Words
• FAM — Family of Frequencies
• CT — Completely Trippendicular
• H — Huggable

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