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• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• MEHH — sigh
• NYT — Night
• %-} — Intoxicated
• TM8 — tomato
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• GH — Getting Hard
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• W8R — waiter
• 22 — Tuesday
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• FRM — From
• TBH — To Be Honest
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• KS — Kill Steal
• :"> — embarrassed
• B8 — bait
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• WASSUP — what's up?
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• FKS — fucks
• SOS — Someone Special
• :I — Expresses indifference
• D9 — denyin
• ABBY — Abyssal
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• GM — Good Morning
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• :-() — Yelling
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• S'OK — it's okay
• N/A — Not Applicable
• GA — Good Afternoon
• && — and
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss

• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• 4RM — from
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• YQ — I Like You
• 5-0 — Police
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• GNA — Good night all
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• PST — Please Send Tell
• FALLY — Falador.
• W/ — With
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• 8 — Oral Sex
• ZERKER — Berserker
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• OTP — On the Phone
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• PPL — People
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• .02 — My two cents worth
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• L8R — Later
• ABT — About
• OIC — Oh I See
• IKR — I Know Right
• HUD — How You Doing
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• TB — Text Back
• — Joking
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• O :-) — An angel
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• :-/ — Skeptical
• BSF — Be serious folks
• L8ER — Later
• R8D — rated
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• KEWL — Cool
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• SMT — Something
• LGH — Lets Get High

• H — Hug
• 7K — Sick
• 0:-) — angel
• 6 — Sex
• :-| — Ambivalent
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• SK8 — Skate
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• ATM — At The Moment
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• E.G — For example
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• O4U — Only for You
• WANNA — Want to
• TA2 — tatoo
• 0 :-) — Angel
• WC — Wrong Chat
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• U4IC — euphoric
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• <33 — heart
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• BRD — Bored
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• JK — Just kidding
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• K4U — Kiss for you
• B-DAY — Birthday
• G4I — Go for It
• J4F — Just for Fun
• PLS — Please
• 511 — Too much information
• BJ — Blow Job
• Z% — Zoo
• DM — Do me
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• RZN — raisin
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• WAT UP — What's up?

• N EMA — enema
• 59 — fine
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• VFM — Value For Money
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• OOF — Out of Facility
• X! — Typical Woman
• T BOW — Training bow
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• MSG — Message
• PS — PostScript
• W@ — What
• O RLY — oh really
• PEEPS — People
• IMO — In My Opinion
• X — Kiss
• D8N — datin
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• G4U — Good for You
• :- — Undecided
• G4Y — Good For You
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• D8R — dater
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• EME — Eat Me
• Y/- — Why not?
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• TBA — To Be Advised
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• 10S — tennis
• R8RS — Raiders
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• NP — No Problem
• PW — Pow Wow
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• 10Q — Thank You
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• THO — Though
• LMK — Let Me Know

• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• GNITE — Good night
• BTW — By The Way
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• U-L — You Will
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• MB — Maybe
• B9 — Boss is watching
• 3 — The letter E
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• H4X0R — Hacker
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• Y! — Typical Man
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• THX — Thanks
• :-| — undecided
• K — Okay
• D46? — Down for sex?
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• TOM — Tomorrow
• XLNT — Excellent
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• PM — Private Message
• L — Laugh
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• W/END — weekend
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• W/O — Without
• IDC — I Don't Care
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• B-( — Beat Up
• XI 10 — Exciting
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• FAB — Fabulous
• FISH — First In Still Here
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• D00D — Dude
• GN — Good Night
• ISO — In Search Of

• LYK — like
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• T2GO — Time to Go
• 2D4 — To Die For
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• J00 — You
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• P-( — Pirate
• SUP — What's Up?
• TA2D — tatood
• I1DR — I Wonder
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• BCOZ — Because
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• D2 — Dedos
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• TC — Take Care
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• LV — love
• XME — Excuse Me
• XNTRK — eccentric
• M$ — Microsoft
• ALCON — All Concerned
• F? — Friends
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• POC — Point Of Contact
• Q4U — question for you
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• C=:-) — Chef
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• » — Raquo
• K8T — Katie
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• 2TH — Tooth
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• XI10 — Exciting
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• W# — World #

• POS — Piece Of Shit
• UI! — You Idiot
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• C):O) — cowboy
• HALLY — Halberd
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• WBU — What About You?
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• K/B — Keyboard
• ¿;) — Elvis
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• VIP — Very Important Person
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• M-) — See no evil
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• LOLWUT — What?
• 182 — I Hate You
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• RN — Right Now
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• AWESO — Awesome
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• BMW — Be My Wife
• 81 — Hells Angels
• GRRRR — Growling
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• DV8 — Deviate
• C[T] — cup of tea
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• O-&-< — Person bored
• IP — Internet Protocol
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• P-ZA — Pizza
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• ZIPN — zippin
• QC — Quality Control
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana

• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• C|B-) — Ali G
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• J00R — your
• KOK — Knock
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• ASF — And So Forth
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• >:-( — Annoyed
• KS — Kill-Steal
• TMB — Text Me Back
• 404 — I Don't Know
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• J/P — Just Playing
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• WTG — Way To Go
• P^{) — pirate
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• HUGZ — Hugs
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• JMN — jammin
• 1E9 — a billion
• O==3 — Penis
• M80S — Mateys
• }-) — Wry smile
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• P@H — parents at home
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• HB — Hug Back
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• BDAY — Birthday
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• MVN — movin
• P^) — pirate
• R — Are
• POV — Point Of View

• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• WTH — What The Heck?
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• BBL — Be Back Later
• STR8 — Straight
• TXS — Thanks
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• (_() — Marshmallow
• 4E — Forever
• 2LY — truly
• AA — Adios Amigo
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• LDY — lady
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• O:-( — model
• CU — See You
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• NVM — Never Mind
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• N4CMT — enforcement
• WWW — World Wide Web
• ADDY — Adamant
• RX — Regards
• LOM — Low on Mana
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• ATTN — Attention
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• INV ME — Invite Me
• COZ — Because
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• HAXOR — Hacker
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• BFN — Bye for Now
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• LP — Life Points
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion

• BOT — Back on Topic
• GONNA — Going to
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 121 — One-To-One
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• MWAH — kiss
• M8 — Mate
• FWD — Forward
• MYO — Mind your own
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• LOP — Low on Power
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• NUFF — Enough Said
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• BZ — Busy
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• RNG — Range
• B4 — Before
• FYI — For Your Information
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• DOA — dead on arrival
• IRL — In Real Life
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• BR — Best regards
• BRB — Be right back
• K — Kiss
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• 10X — Thanks
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• WKND — Weekend
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• AH — asshole
• PROLLY — Probably
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• U2 — You Too
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• O>- — snowboarder
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• W8 — Wait
• GTG — Good To Go
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• DUN — Don't
• IR8 — irate

• LOLO — Lots of love
• TX — Thanks
• TYT — Take Your Time
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• SRY — Sorry
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• MF — motherfucker
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• 6SR — successor
• CLK — click
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• EOM — End Of Message
• DBA — Doing Business As
• GRMBL — Grumble
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• 1337 — Elite
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• OP — Original Poster
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• JV — Joint Venture
• DS — Darling Son
• 6A — sexy
• RYT — write
• Y — Why?
• WYD — what are you doing
• LFG — Looking For Group
• WB — Welcome Back
• EOF — End Of File
• DD — Darling Daughter
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• GBU — God Bless You
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• BV — Behind view
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• IK — I Know
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• MOB — Mobile
• NVR — Never
• SB — Somebody
• <3 — Heart
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?

• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• PIZ — parents in room
• TTLY — Totally
• USU — Usually
• EOD — End Of Day
• NFS — Network File System
• AP — Apple Pie
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• ADDY — Address
• A55 — ass
• 55555 — Laughing
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• BRT — Be Right There
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• UR — Your
• AML — All My Love
• OT — Overtime
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• KT — Katie
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• BF — Boyfriend
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• BR8 — berate
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• QT — Cutie
• NT — No Text
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• NT — Nice Try
• TY — Thank You
• OZ — Australia
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• OTP — One True Pairing

• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• VM — Voice Mail
• OMW — On My Way
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• BLK — Black
• TBD — To Be Determined
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• :-0 — Talkative
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• MC — Merry Christmas
• DD — Dear Daughter
• NTHING — Nothing
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• 4RE — Ferrari
• EOL — End Of Life
• AA — As above
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• OOO — Out Of Office
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• GB — Goodbye
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• PW — Password
• A4 — afford
• ER — Emergency Room
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• Z — it means said
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• KEYA — I will key you later
• BC — Because
• 2NTE — Tonight
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• BBS — Be back soon
• SOZ — Sorry
• CB — Chat Brat
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• VC — Venture Capital
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• IML — I love you
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• QH — Quick hop

• SED — Said Enough Darling
• SUX — sucks
• YGG — You Go Girl
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• H8 — Hate
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• JT — Just Teasing
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• 4U — For You
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• FTF — Face To Face
• RLY — Really
• ADR — Address
• V — Very
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• Y2K — Year 2000
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• :-){ — Beard
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• BF — Best Friend
• SS — So Sorry
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• FU — Fuck You
• HH — Ha-ha
• L8 — Late
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• 1457 — Last
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• SRSLY — Seriously
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• GD — Good
• NC — No Comment
• DNS — Domain Name System

• IB — I'm Back
• BD — Big Deal
• SPK — Speak
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• TK — To Come
• @-) — Hypnotized
• UW — You're Welcome
• ADD — Address
• IE — Internet Explorer
• PS — Post Scriptum
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• SIS — sister
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• JC — Just Checking
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• SQ — Square
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• IOW — In Other Words
• B4N — Bye for Now
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• YCT — Your Comment To
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• WU — What's Up?
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• DS — Dear Son
• MOI — Me (French)
• PXT — Please Explain That
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)

• CC — Carbon Copy
• OVA — Over
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• GFY — Good For You
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• TUFD — The User File Died
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• DH — Dear Husband
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• UL — Upload
• 9T — night
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• OB — Obligatory
• CYA — See You
• :/) — Not funny
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• BOT — Be on that
• NO — Number
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• NBD — No Big Deal
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• INFO — Information
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• E1 — Everyone
• ILU — I Love You
• OT — Off Topic
• BARB — Barbarian
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• LOL — laughting out loud
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• N2 — Into
• FN — Function
• TNX — Thanks
• FRT — For Real Though
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• PLZ — Please
• NG — No Good
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• 4NR — Foreigner
• QR — Cure

• IM — Instant Message
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• GTH — Go To Hell
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• C — See
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• 4AO — For adults only
• AWS — As We Speak
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• CID — Consider It Done
• UTM — You Tell Me
• D8 — date
• NLT — No Later Than
• DERP — silly
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• OTW — On the Way
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• CUL8R — See You Later
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• :-V — Shouting
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• VR — Virtual Reality
• ABD — Already Been Done
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• NRG — Energy
• FXION8 — affectionate
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• W — With
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• ARC — Archive
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• RW — Real World
• HW — Homework
• FF — Friendly Fire
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• CMB — Call Me Back
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• CC — Clan Chat
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• HM — Home
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• THNX — Thanks
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• APP — Application
• NRN — No Reply Necessary

• SMS — Short Message Service
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• ST8 — state
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• RU — Are You?
• UGH — Disgusted
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• AFC — Away from Computer
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• RS — Runescape
• EM — Excuse Me
• BUMP — Increment
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• PWR — Power
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• SYL — See You Later
• OP — Operator
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• 2NITE — Tonight
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• FU — Future Use
• AIGHT — Alright
• AISI — As I See It
• 4EVER — Forever
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• AFB — Away from Brain
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• NM — Never Mind
• TBC — To Be Continued
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• TC — Telephone Call
• AO — Anarchy Online
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• GND — Ground
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• 1E6 — a million
• 8 — Infinity

• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• CE — Creative Editing
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• OOP — Out of Power
• GL — Good Luck
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• LO — Hello
• SOL — shit outta luck
• 6Y — sexy
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• BS — Bullshit
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• CP — Chat Post
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• FWM — Fine With Me
• THR — there
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• B/C — Because
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• 6E — sexy
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• WC — Who Cares?
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• FO — Fuck Off
• VN — Very Nice
• DDH — Death dot heal
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• :-Q — Smoker
• JK — Joke
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• GR8 — Great
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• G — Grin
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• LOC — Locate
• HF — Have Fun
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• SEC — Second
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool

• DOS — Disk Operating System
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• TIL — Today I Learned
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• BLOG — Web Log
• CUS — See You Soon
• BTA — But Then Again
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• FB — Facebook
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• MB — Message Board
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• NFC — No fucking clue
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• DTS — Don't Think So
• BC — Be Cool
• KBD — Keyboard
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• YTTL — You take too long
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• (.V.) — Breasts
• GDZ — Greater demons
• ICL — In Christian Love
• NE1 — Anyone
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• GFN — Gone for Now
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• IDL — Ideal
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• SYS — See You Soon
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• Z — Zero

• AMF — adios motherfucker
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• 6UL — sexual
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• OTT — Over The Top
• NA — Not Applicable
• 420 — Marijuana
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• CHK — Check
• JJ — Just Joking
• OS — Operating System
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• CB — Coffee Break
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• WAT — What
• BT — Byte This
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• RE — Hello Again
• KK — Knock, knock
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• CUL — See You Later
• CRYS — crystal
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• WTF — what the fuck
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• :-, — Smirk

• YF — Wife
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• IC — I See
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• EG — Evil Grin
• BAU — Business As Usual
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• 4 — Four
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• LYL — Love You Lots
• FE — Fatal Error
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• GRL — Girl
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• :^) — Broken nose
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• TU — Thank You
• K — Kilo-
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• 2Q — took you
• OO — Over and Out
• ASO — And So On
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• MN8 — emanate
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• IFF — If and Only If
• :0 — Hungry
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• SUL — See You Later
• CX — Correction(s)
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• PROGGY — computer program
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• W/E — Whatever
• DL — Download

• DBL8 — Don't be late
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• YRS — wires
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• 411 — Info
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• RGDS — Regards
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• NOOB — Newbie
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• LI — LinkedIn
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• 1DR — I wonder
• MU — Miss U
• BION — Believe It or Not
• NFS — Need For Speed
• FBM — Fine By Me
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• 2L8 — Too Late
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• GW — Getting Wet
• WFM — Works For Me
• BPS — bits per second
• AZN — Asian
• PERV — pervert
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• DP — Display Picture
• BST — But Seriously Though
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• HMT — Here's My Try
• II — I'm impressed
• HW — Hardware
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• S2R — Send to Receive
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• GH — Good Hand
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• PWN — To own

• LEMME — Let me
• LYK — Let You Know
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• R8 — Rate
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• GGA — Good Game All
• PO — Piss Off
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• GD — Good Day
• 4EVA — Forever
• SYSOP — System Operator
• OM — Old Man
• 4U2C — for you to see
• 2 — To
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• 4VA — forever
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• WTF — What The Freak
• KB — Keyboard
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• AISB — As I Said Before
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• ETA — Edited To Add
• BMG — Be My Guest
• LAM — Leave A Message
• CO — Conference
• 4N — Foreign
• BW — Best Wishes
• NE — Any
• NHL — National Hockey League
• JAC — Just a second
• MTF — More to Follow
• 9 — nein
• 2U2 — To You Too
• WG — Wicked Grin
• AIR — As I Remember
• JC — Just Curious
• SF — Science Fiction
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• M — Male
• BRH — Be Right Here
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• OBV — Obviously
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• WUD — What You Doing
• EZ — Easy
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• CMA — Cover My Ass

• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• CM — Call Me
• BK — Bot kill
• PTB — Powers That Be
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• QQ — Quick Question
• HIG — How's It Going
• C — Cool Breeze
• GGU2 — Good game, you too
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• @WRK — At Work
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• !-( — Black eye
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• FYF — from your friend
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• N/A — Not Available
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• HRU — How Are You?
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• 0 — Zero
• JAS — Just A Second
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• DM — Dungeon Master
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• BB — Bumble Bee
• DW — Don't Worry
• PC — Player Character
• IDK — I don’t know
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• 4 — For
• ABU — All bugged up
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• FU — Follow-Up
• H/O — Hold On
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• 4Q — Fuck You
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• LTR — Later
• PBM — Play By Mail
• DBN — Doing Business - Not

• TTS — Text To Speech
• M — Million
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• SFW — Safe for Work
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• YTB — You're The Best
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• ACPT — Accept
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• SH — Shit Happens
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• BOK — Bouquet
• MAC — Media Access Control
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• @ — at
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• OL — Old Lady
• :-I — Indifferent
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• AYK — As You Know
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• ABTA — Good-bye
• B9 — benign
• WH — World Hopper
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• WUP — What's Up
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• MIN — Minute
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• HD — Hold
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• BB — Big Brother
• LD — Long Distance
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean

• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• B — Be
• GBY — God Bless You
• OM — Oh My
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• YL — Young Lady
• :-$ — Message indicating person is ill...
• FF — Follow Friday
• AWA — As Well As
• HB — Happy Birthday
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• NET — Internet
• WB — Write Back
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• 1NAM — One in a million
• BKA — Better Known As
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• W4U — Waiting for You
• NM — Not Much
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• AB — Ass Backwards
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• PD — Public Domain
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• EOR — End of Rant
• RT — Roger That
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• CT — Can't Talk
• NVMD — Nevermind
• LYT — light
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• ADAM — Adamant
• COS — Change Of Subject
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• YHM — You Have Mail
• JFF — Just For Fun
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• PCM — Please Call Me
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• F2T — Free to Talk
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss

• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• HL — Half Life
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• DIS — Did I Say
• 2CUTE — too cute
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• IME — In My Experience
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• RENTS — Parents
• BC — Basket Case
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• 2G4 — Together
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• 2DAY — Today
• MMA — Meet me at
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• : @ — Shouting
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• CUZ — Because
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• DUPE — Duplicate
• TA — Thanks a lot
• AAR — At Any Rate
• BS — Bull Shit
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• TM — Trust Me
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• B — Back
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• LOB — Lobster
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow

• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• B2B — Back to Back
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• MGMT — Management
• G2G — Got To Go
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• NN — Not Now
• WO — Without
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• AYT — Are You There
• OTW — Off To Work
• LTD — Living the Dream
• SL — Squad Leader
• TM — Text Message
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• WWY — Where Were You?
• PSA — Public Show Of Affection
• HD — Head
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• SW — So What?
• IRT — In regards to
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• ! — Surprised
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• DC — Disconnected
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• COS — Because
• EOS — End of Story
• HBU — How about you?
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• YR — Your
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• CUNS — See You In School
• SN — Soon
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• NMP — Not My Problem
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• DW — Dear Wife
• SOS — Same Old Story
• MEH — just okay
• BITD — Back in the Day
• WL — Whatta loser
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself

• GI — Google It
• NOOB — New person
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• CTO — Check This Out
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• 6 — Six
• AOE — Area of Effect
• WUW — What U Want
• G9 — Genius
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• CW — Complete Wank
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• LUV — Love
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• KIX — kicks
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• STR — Strength
• TMA — Take My Advice
• WTT — Want To Trade
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• CP — Sleepy
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• PLD — Played
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• UNEEK — unique
• LD — Later Dude
• 2LN — toolin
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• :-) . — I have an inny
• WC — Welcome
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• LIC — Like I Care
• MM — Market Maker
• TAH — Take A Hike
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass

• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• 86 — Out of
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• LY — Love Ya
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• IONO — I Don't Know
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• 4GET — Forget
• LFM — Looking for More
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• PIC — Picture
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• CLD — could
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• GAL — Get A Life
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• EOB — End Of Business
• L:) — Loser
• BB — Be Back
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• YG — Young Gentleman
• OH — Overheard
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• GOI — Get Over It

• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• PW — Persistent World
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• R — Rare
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• L2K — Like to come
• FM — Fucking Magic
• 4NK8 — Sex
• 2 — Too Add
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• CFY — Calling for You
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• TAM — Tomorrow a.m.
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• MED — Medium
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• INV — Inventory
• :-7 — Smirk
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• FSR — For Some Reason
• DA — The
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• VENG — Vengeance
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• AB — Ah Bless!
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• WTH — What The Hell?
• JC — Just Chilling
• ESP — Especially
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• BAC — By Any Chance
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• AA — Always Afloat
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD

• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• ED — Erase Display
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• FB — Fucking buddy
• B4U — Before You
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• POOF — I have left the chat
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• NTS — Note to Self
• BM — Bite Me
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• JO — Jerking off
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• :-' — Undecided
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• GNIGHT — Good night
• MOOCH — Freeload
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• AYF — All Your Fault
• AOTA — All of the Above
• MV — Move
• &-) — Stoned
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• HLM — he loves me
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• 8O — Shocked
• EFFIN — Fucking
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• MP — Mana Points
• IS — I'm Sorry
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• DBD — Don't Be Dumb
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• URH — You are hot
• 420 — Lets Get High
• 1D10T — Idiot

• A/N — Author's Note
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• NAP — Not A Problem
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• 4K — fork
• DN — Down
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• B2W — Back to Work
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• :-9 — Salivating
• TOU — Thinking of You
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• NRN — No response necessary
• NEB — Nebula)
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• AAF — As A Friend
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• NV — envy
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• :( — Sad, without nose
• DA — father
• COH — City of Heroes
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• YT — You There?
• BME — Based on My Experience
• NWO — No Way Out
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• BT — Bite This
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• G — gee
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• YHL — You Have Lost
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief

• GFI — Go For It
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• J/K — Just Kidding
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• ASSIST — Assist System
• QS10 — question
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• SMO; SMON — Serious mode on
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• 2N — tune
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• KJ — Kill jacked
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• GE — Good Evening
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• *G* — Grin
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• BT — Between technologies
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• UR — You Are
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• THNQ — Thank You
• 9 — Nine
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• CFS — Care for Secret
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• FF — Friends Forever
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• TLG — The Living God
• IYSS — If You Say So
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• ARG — Argument
• JIC — Just In Case
• YNK — You Never Know
• AIH — As It Happens
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• CR8 — Create
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun

• RT — Retweet
• BS — Big Smile
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• %*} — Inebriated
• RUT — Are You There?
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• BF — Blast Furnace
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• RTS — Read the Screen
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• OOTD — One of These Days
• PZ — peace
• RTG — Ready to Go
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• STW — Search the Web
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• CYO — See You Online
• WP — Wrong Person
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• WITW — What in the World?
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• CRA — crazy
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• AH — At home
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• UDR — other
• YT — YouTube
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• NS — Nice Shot
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• HB — Hurry Back
• TNT — Until next time
• CL — Clan Leader
• MMB — Message Me Back
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• OVR — OVeRlay
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me

• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• W3 — World Wide Web
• DRAG — Dragon
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• E — Ecstasy
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• BOL — Be On Later
• :-@! — Cursing
• OAO — Over and Out
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• WEBO — Webopedia
• DD — Death Dot
• FYA — For Your Action
• HAU — How About You?
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• FS — Full Screen
• OPM — Other People's Money
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• H20 — water
• GG — Good Going
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• AIW — As It Was
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• OOI — Out of Interest
• X — Exchange
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• DH — Dear Hubby
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• CHICKEN — Scared
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• BG — Big Grin
• NA — No Access

• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• TTB — Trips to bank
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• 7 — Seven
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• URW — You Are Welcome
• SAPH — Sapphire
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• NW — No Way
• NECH — Nechryael
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• CMUTE — commute
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• POOF — Good-bye
• BCO — Big crush on
• MIA — Missing In Action
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• GJ — Good Job
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• SQP — scoop
• QC — Quick Chat

• 2H — Two-handed sword
• PHKR — fucker
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• 4 — Second Base
• BIB — Boss is back
• AV8 — Aviate
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• SK8R — Skater
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• MB — Mamma's boy
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BO — Buzz Off
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• P2P — Pay to play
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• NM — Nothing Much
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• BIC — Best in Class
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• CW — Castle Wars
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• CU2 — See You Too
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• THANQ — Thank You
• XS — In excess of
• P — Partner
• EL — Evil Laugh
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• QIK — Quick
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• LOA — List of acronyms
• WAB — What A Bummer
• YKW — You Know What
• GIMME — Give Me
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• PL8 — Plate
• CNP — Continued on next post
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat

• IMU — I miss u
• CAM — Camera
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• BG — Bad Game
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• S — Smile
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• :D :-D — Wider happy face
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• BAD — Broken as designed
• D/L — Download
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• ZMG — Oh My God
• YM — You're welcome
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• CBALL — Cannonball
• GA — Go Ahead
• 10C — Tennesse
• KMA — Kiss my *a*
• EL8 — elate
• PWNED — Owned
• GFU — Good for You
• RD — Research and Development
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• EVA — Ever
• BCOS — Because
• DF — Dear Friend
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• GOK — God Only Knows

• NO1 — No-One
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• IYQ — I like you
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• ATST — At the Same Time
• BAC — Back At Computer
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• CUS — Because
• ENUF — Enough
• TQ — Te Quiero
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• YD — You'Re Dead
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• IAC — In Any Case
• 10SE — Tennesse
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• 2EZ — Too easy
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• DU — Don't understand
• CUA — Common User Access
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• 19 — Zero Hand
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• IHY — I Hate You
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• ITRW — In The Real World
• TNT — dynamite
• GM — Good Match
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• HBO — Home Box Office
• WEED — Marijuana
• ADN — Any Day Now
• CM — Call Menu
• YD — Yesterday
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• G2R — Got to Run
• GNE1 — Good night everyone

• WAI — What an Idiot
• OMW — Oh my word
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• MMK — okay?
• WT — Without Thinking
• WTM — Who's the man
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• AOC — Available on cell
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• UTT — Under The Table
• MEH — Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
• SB — Should Be
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• FWIR — From what I remember
• IAYL — In A While
• U — You
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• Y — Yaw
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• BOC — But of Course
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• NUTN — Nothing
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• BR — Bathroom
• IMS — I Must Say
• CUL — Catch You Later
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• AIIC — As If I Care
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• 4ST — forest
• :,( — Crying
• IMTM — I am the man
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• D — Diathermy
• PRFXN — perfection
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• DE — Dead End
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• KB — Kick Butt
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex

• AYW — As you were
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• CMXI — 911
• CSW — can't see why
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• GMV — Got My Vote
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• OD — OverDose
• NFW — Not for Work
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• LVS — loves
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• <3 — I Love You(Original Smiley)
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• %V — Picasso
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• RLR — Earlier
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• (-_-) — Secret smile
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• BEOS — Nudge
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• GG — Good Games
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• RX — prescriptions
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you

• DEF — Defence
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• LFG — Looking for guard
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• GM — Got Milk?
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• :O) — Clown
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• |-O — Yawning
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• KO — Knockout
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• JOO — you
• NEWB — Newbie
• WK — Week
• FPS — Frames per second.
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• LMC — Let Me See
• AIS — As I Said
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• FW — Forward
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• N1 — Nice One
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• SUM1 — Someone
• 3=====D — Penis
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• JW — Just wondering
• DWIM — Do What I Mean

• GAC — Get A Clue
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• :-C — Astonished
• DNR — Dinner
• IUSS — If You Say So
• GM — Good Move
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• KIA — Know It All
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• GD — Good duel
• 8-) — Bandit
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• ;-) — Twinkle
• DYFI — Did you find it
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• REQ — Request
• GLA — Good Luck All
• *W* — wink
• DA — there
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• L2G — Like to go
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• FF — Fish Flingers
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• IBT — In Between Technology
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• BL — Belly Laugh
• FTW — Fuck The World
• MEH — so-so
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• DVS — devious
• MGB — May God Bless
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• 4EVR — Forever

• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• BL8D — belated
• BIF — Before I Forget
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• JJA — just joking around
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• BWO — Black White or Other
• ABT2 — About To
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• :-O — Appalled
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• CW — Current Weight
• GR — Good Race
• QS — Quick Start
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• STR8N — straighten
• ST — Star Trek
• OJ — Only Joking
• PS — Playstation
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• *-) — Shot to death
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• ALA — As Long As
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• SME1 — Some One
• TM — Thread Mangler
• CY — Calm Yourself
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• EMSG — Email Message
• GG — Go Girl
• OD — Oh Dear
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• PTB — Please Text Back
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• AIW — As It Were
• CU — Cracking Up

• CBL — Come Back Later
• NR — Nice Roll
• YRG — You Are Good!
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• DUCT — Did You See That
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• ATW — All the Web
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• ST — Such That
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• QSO — Conversation
• WEP — Weapon
• TG — That's Great
• ONL — Online
• O — Over to You
• QT — Quiet
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• BN — Bad news
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• DT — Desert Treasure
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• IBM — Inadequate But Marketable
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• 8 — Eight
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• MOF — Male or Female
• M/F — Male/Female
• YM — You Mean ...
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• ONRY — ornery
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• MITH — Mithril
• HEX — Hexcrest
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• GS — Good Shot
• ATB — All The Best
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• L8RS — Laters
• LUV — Love Ur Voice

• ATT — Attack
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• KK — Okey
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• EOS — End of Show
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• &&&& — Pretzels
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• S — Sigh
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• :-X — Small Kiss
• OU — I owe you
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• NFS — Not For Sale
• KIR — Keep It Real
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• ASIG — And so it goes
• (:| — tired
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• GT — Good Try
• TAB — Tablet
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• FSCK — File System Check
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• :-(0) — Shouting
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• JDI — Just Do It
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• WAY — What About You?
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• 2GETHER — together
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• :OI — Mouth Full
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• MM — Sister
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• EL8D — elated
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• IA8 — I already ate
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• WUWT — What's Up With That?

• -0,06 — Not very clever
• DH — Dick Head
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• 10 — Ten
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• G8 — Gate
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• CUA — See You Around
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• CRE8 — Create
• URTM — You Are the Man
• WTMTOYH — Way too much time on your hands
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• BBNS — Big bones
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• >U — screw you!
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• PS — Photoshop
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• SANTA — Santa Claus
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• TD — Tower Defense
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• TPC — The Phone Company
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• 5N — fine
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• OJ — Orange Juice
• NTK — Need To Know
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• OOTO — Out of the office
• ZZZZ — Sleeping

• G/F — girlfriend
• UL — You Will
• TOTL, TTL — total
• B — Before
• 8-O — Shocked
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• JAM — Just A Minute
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• 6S — success
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• OYO — On Your Own
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• YA — Yet Another
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• BAY — Back at ya
• GOTCHA — I get you
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• WRU — Who Are You
• SUP? — What's up?
• :-R — Raspberry
• LYB — Love You Babe
• 1 — One
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• UT2L — You take too long
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• NMH — Not Much Here
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• SUTH — So use to haters
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• VGG — Very Good Game
• YATB — You Are the Best
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• OLL — Online Love
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• IF — In (the) Front
• RG — Re-group
• BA6 — Basics
• STFG — Search The Fucking Google

• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• ABFL — A Big Fat Lady
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• LTS — Laughing to self
• CNP — Continuednext post
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• ?4U — Question For You
• NCG — New College Graduate
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• :-) — Happy
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• DK — Don't known
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• MOTO — Master Of The Obvious
• HMOFG — Holy mother of fucking god
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• PFT — Pretty *freaking* tight
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• AYDY — Are you done yet?
• GAS — Got A Second
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• :'-( — Crying
• B10 — Beaten
• CON — Construction
• PA — Pay Attention
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• SC — Stay Cool
• NECRO — Necromancer
• D — Dragon
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• QQ — crying eyes
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• TM — Time
• ITM — In the Money

• TTT — Thought That Too
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• ;-<> — Drooling
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• QL — Quit Laughing
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• EM — E-Mail
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• 3 — Three
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• CX — Cancelled
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• OG — Original Guild
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• TWT — Twat!
• PB — Potty Break
• OOC — Out of Character
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• NM — No Message
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• RA — Resident Assistant
• PRON — pornography
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• CIAO — Good-bye
• :-J — Smirk
• O — Oh
• WF — Way Fun
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• AMMY — Amulet
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 

• IAE — In Any Event
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• LNDN — London
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• AISB — As It Should Be
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• OB — Oh Baby
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• WKD — Weekend
• THT — Think happy thoughts
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• BII BII — Bye-bye
• REHI — Hello Again
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• WAB — What Another Bill
• NYM — New York Minute
• DS — this
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• OTF — On the Floor (laughing)
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• AGN — Again
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• WOFTAM — Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
• -:-) — Punk
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• GI — Good Idea
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• TTM — To the Moderator
• TDS — Tormented demons
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• BTYCL — Bootycall
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• SAT — Sorry About That
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• STATS — Your sex and age
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• RFH — Rune Full Helm

• CIS — CompuServe information system
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• ISO — In Support Of
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• DGT — Don't go there
• TW — Team Work
• YR — Yeah Right
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• (//_') — emo
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• DCED — disconnected
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• BPLM — Big Person Little Mind
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• :-(( — Really Sad
• RWT — Real World Trading
• MLM — give the middle finger
• POQ — Piss Off Quickly
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• B/F — Boyfriend
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• TALLY — Talisman
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• IC — In-Character
• ^URS — Up Yours
• 4F — for fun
• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• PK — Player Killer

• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• NTK — Nice to Know
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• HHO1/2K — Ha-ha, only half kidding
• DR — didn't read
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• :-J — Tongue in cheek
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• SK8NG — Skating
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• ;^) — Smirking
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• ARDY — Ardougne
• L2P — Learn to play
• MT — Empty
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• NME — Enemy
• EVO — Evolution
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• N — In
• X — Ecstasy
• DAG — Dagannoth
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• HP — Homepage
• GOWI — Get On With It
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• CYL — See You Later
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• TBL — Text back later
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• () — Hugging
• *G* — Giggle
• :-6  — Exhausted, Wiped Out
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• DM — deathmatch

• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• RA — Research Assistant
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• :-8( — Condescending Stare
• 8-P — Yuck!
• BAS — Big butt smile
• :-& — Message indicating person is angry...
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• ABS — Armadyl battlestaff
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• MEM — Member
• EMMY — Emerald
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• OTW — On the Whole
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• SWORD — Swordfish
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• 6UAL — Sexual
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• W — Wink
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• PEBCAK — Problem exists between keyboard and chair
• BOM — bitch of mine
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• TO — Take Over
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• *S* — smile
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• S/U — shut up
• SOS — Some over shoulder/same old situation
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• FBFR — FaceBook friend
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• GGS — Group gatestone
• :-( ) — Shocked
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• FIMH — Forever in My Heart

• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• (-) — Needs Haircut
• ICUR — I See You Are
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• PRT — Please Retweet
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• :-@ — Screaming (Original Smiley)
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• TSNF — That's So Not Fair
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• GM — General Maintenance
• YTM — You the Man
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• RCED — reconnected
• X-( — You're Mad!
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• OOH — Out of Here
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• 8 — Ate
• NANA — Not now, no need
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• JP — Jackpot
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• CT — City
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• QSL — Reply
• MB — Maybe Baby
• HLA — Hola
• LMTD — Limited
• FBOW — For Better or Worse

• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• Q — Question
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• BB — Blue Baseball
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• EZ — Easy Listening
• IDI — I Doubt It
• 1CE — Once
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• FM — Farming
• ZUP — What's up?
• (:-) — Big Face
• PL — Platoon Leader
• **POOF** — bye
• WGAF — Who Gives A Fuck?
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• T — Think Positive
• CSY — Can't Stop Yawning
• SH — Same Here
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• :-{ — Mustache
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• WILDY — Wilderness
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• IWIAM — Idiot wrapped in a moron
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• :X — Hear no evil
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• BMB — bite my bum
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• VWD — Very Well Done
• ATS — About to sprout
• GTFO — Get the freak out
• GG — Brother
• NAT — Nature rune
• BOB — Back off buddy
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• TXT — Text
• :-) — Smile
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly

• JAD — Just Another Day
• HMWK — Homework
• :-D — Grinning
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• VRY — Very
• NFM — Not for Me
• :-D — Laugher
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• AC — Acceptable Content
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• POW — Prisoner of war
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• MUD — Multi User Domain
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• KPC — Keeping Parents Clueless
• CIO — Cut It Out
• F — Female
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• :8) — Pig
• D — Diphtheria
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• <:-| — Monk
• Q — Queue
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• RRR — Har, har, har