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• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• MEHH — sigh
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :-(0) — Yelling
• :"> — embarrassed
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• GH — Getting Hard
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• :I — Expresses indifference
• :-() — Yelling
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• W8R — waiter
• TM8 — tomato
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• — Joking
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• :-/ — Skeptical
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• YQ — I Like You
• :-| — Ambivalent
• LAN — Local Area Network
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• D9 — denyin
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• 4RM — from
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• KS — Kill Steal
• :- — Undecided
• WASSUP — what's up?
• 5-0 — Police
• VFM — Value For Money
• GNA — Good night all
• SK8 — Skate
• BSF — Be serious folks
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams

• :-| — undecided
• FKS — fucks
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• 2D4 — To Die For
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• 511 — Too much information
• UI! — You Idiot
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• BJ — Blow Job
• >:-( — Annoyed
• IMO — In My Opinion
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• ABT — About
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• }-) — Wry smile
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• IKR — I Know Right
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• PST — Please Send Tell
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• OOF — Out of Facility
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• ISO — In Search Of
• OIC — Oh I See
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• ATM — At The Moment
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• NYT — Night
• WBU — What About You?
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• DV8 — Deviate
• X — Kiss

• KEWL — Cool
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• KOK — Knock
• TC — Take Care
• FAB — Fabulous
• ZERKER — Berserker
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• LMK — Let Me Know
• GM — Good Morning
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• 10Q — Thank You
• && — and
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• WWW — World Wide Web
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• L8R — Later
• FALLY — Falador.
• 6SR — successor
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• ASF — And So Forth
• B8 — bait
• GN — Good Night
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• GNITE — Good night
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• BFN — Bye for Now
• PLS — Please
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• WTG — Way To Go
• L8ER — Later
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• VIP — Very Important Person
• DD — Darling Daughter
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• OTP — On the Phone
• BTW — By The Way
• 10S — tennis
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• HUD — How You Doing
• MSG — Message
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• V — Very
• NTHING — Nothing
• LP — Life Points

• QC — Quality Control
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• W/ — With
• AA — Adios Amigo
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• PPL — People
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• B4 — Before
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• R8D — rated
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• O4U — Only for You
• 2LY — truly
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• G4U — Good for You
• 0 :-) — Angel
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• 0:-) — angel
• EOF — End Of File
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• FISH — First In Still Here
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• B-DAY — Birthday
• IRL — In Real Life
• BMW — Be My Wife
• XME — Excuse Me
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• GBU — God Bless You
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• THO — Though
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• KT — Katie
• U4IC — euphoric
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• :-0 — Talkative
• HB — Hug Back
• SOS — Someone Special
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• HUGZ — Hugs
• SMT — Something

• ACE — Access Control Entry
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• JMN — jammin
• 7K — Sick
• NVR — Never
• 1E9 — a billion
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• RNG — Range
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• FYI — For Your Information
• LOLWUT — What?
• O :-) — An angel
• PM — Private Message
• BBL — Be Back Later
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• VM — Voice Mail
• ATTN — Attention
• COZ — Because
• NFS — Network File System
• TXS — Thanks
• 81 — Hells Angels
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• 182 — I Hate You
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• MWAH — kiss
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• W8 — Wait
• NP — No Problem
• BCOZ — Because
• :-){ — Beard
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• IDC — I Don't Care
• RX — Regards
• Y2K — Year 2000
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• IP — Internet Protocol
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• Y — Why?
• PEEPS — People
• W/O — Without

• J4F — Just for Fun
• DS — Darling Son
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• EOM — End Of Message
• IR8 — irate
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• K4U — Kiss for you
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BLK — Black
• (_() — Marshmallow
• N EMA — enema
• .02 — My two cents worth
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• ER — Emergency Room
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• B4N — Bye for Now
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• SRY — Sorry
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• IK — I Know
• POC — Point Of Contact
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• D46? — Down for sex?
• :-Q — Smoker
• B9 — Boss is watching
• BOT — Back on Topic
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• SIS — sister
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• Z% — Zoo
• CYA — See You
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• 6 — Sex
• 10X — Thanks
• S'OK — it's okay
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• M8 — Mate
• TX — Thanks
• TY — Thank You
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• LOP — Low on Power
• 22 — Tuesday
• R — Are
• HAGD — Have A Good Day

• ADR — Address
• FXION8 — affectionate
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• UL — Upload
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• YCT — Your Comment To
• D00D — Dude
• GFY — Good For You
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• H4X0R — Hacker
• K — Kiss
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• WU — What's Up?
• DD — Dear Daughter
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• AML — All My Love
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• DBA — Doing Business As
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• BF — Boyfriend
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• ADDY — Address
• ADD — Address
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• KS — Kill-Steal
• POV — Point Of View
• L8 — Late
• 55555 — Laughing
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• ALCON — All Concerned
• ILU — I Love You
• Y/- — Why not?
• O RLY — oh really

• FN — Function
• 59 — fine
• THX — Thanks
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• SRSLY — Seriously
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• RZN — raisin
• WKND — Weekend
• TB — Text Back
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• UW — You're Welcome
• 4RE — Ferrari
• WYD — what are you doing
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• VR — Virtual Reality
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• TMB — Text Me Back
• AA — As above
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• :-, — Smirk
• AWS — As We Speak
• 2TH — Tooth
• BR8 — berate
• IOW — In Other Words
• RU — Are You?
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• YGG — You Go Girl
• WC — Wrong Chat
• HH — Ha-ha
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• GTH — Go To Hell
• AFB — Away from Brain
• NFC — No fucking clue
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)

• PROGGY — computer program
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• SUL — See You Later
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• TC — Telephone Call
• 4E — Forever
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• SUP — What's Up?
• E.G — For example
• 2NTE — Tonight
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• IM — Instant Message
• 4U — For You
• DH — Dear Husband
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• W@ — What
• OP — Original Poster
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• TBC — To Be Continued
• 1457 — Last
• G — Grin
• D8R — dater
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• GFN — Gone for Now
• SOZ — Sorry
• WAT — What
• WB — Welcome Back
• DERP — silly
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• GGA — Good Game All
• G4I — Go for It
• BRB — Be right back
• BD — Big Deal
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• MB — Message Board

• DS — Dear Son
• SQ — Square
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• R8RS — Raiders
• 6UL — sexual
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• PIZ — parents in room
• W/END — weekend
• AISI — As I See It
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• JV — Joint Venture
• THR — there
• DOA — dead on arrival
• NHL — National Hockey League
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• GL — Good Luck
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• QT — Cutie
• NE1 — Anyone
• OT — Overtime
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• I1DR — I Wonder
• HW — Homework
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• E1 — Everyone
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• CMB — Call Me Back
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• Q4U — question for you
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• RW — Real World
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• G4Y — Good For You
• WTH — What The Heck?
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• RE — Hello Again
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• TOM — Tomorrow
• H — Hug

• DBL8 — Don't be late
• U-L — You Will
• :-I — Indifferent
• AH — asshole
• 6Y — sexy
• B-( — Beat Up
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• BTA — But Then Again
• INV ME — Invite Me
• CE — Creative Editing
• NRG — Energy
• TTLY — Totally
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• RS — Runescape
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• EOD — End Of Day
• JT — Just Teasing
• 2NITE — Tonight
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• PS — Post Scriptum
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• 1337 — Elite
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• W/E — Whatever
• MOB — Mobile
• D8N — datin
• APP — Application
• NVM — Never Mind
• 121 — One-To-One
• CC — Carbon Copy
• IE — Internet Explorer
• T BOW — Training bow
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• NE — Any
• HALLY — Halberd
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit

• SYL — See You Later
• ABD — Already Been Done
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• Y! — Typical Man
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• BLOG — Web Log
• XLNT — Excellent
• EG — Evil Grin
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• DUN — Don't
• AP — Apple Pie
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• C):O) — cowboy
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• NM — Never Mind
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• HF — Have Fun
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• U2 — You Too
• LOL — laughting out loud
• AFC — Away from Computer
• TK — To Come
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• RLY — Really
• BBS — Be back soon
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• BS — Bullshit
• NLT — No Later Than
• » — Raquo
• 1E6 — a million
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• CUL8R — See You Later
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• TBA — To Be Advised
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• SMS — Short Message Service
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze

• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• PROLLY — Probably
• W — With
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• NET — Internet
• K8T — Katie
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• NC — No Comment
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• WC — Who Cares?
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• BST — But Seriously Though
• IME — In My Experience
• FE — Fatal Error
• WAT UP — What's up?
• ¿;) — Elvis
• DNS — Domain Name System
• JJ — Just Joking
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• C — See
• SEC — Second
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• BDAY — Birthday
• 4EVER — Forever
• TA2 — tatoo
• B/C — Because
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• AWESO — Awesome
• H/O — Hold On
• 404 — I Don't Know
• T2GO — Time to Go
• OMW — On My Way
• ADDY — Adamant
• M-) — See no evil
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• NT — Nice Try
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• PWR — Power
• CB — Coffee Break
• ASO — And So On
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• Z — Zero
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• JC — Just Checking
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• URL — Universal Resource Locator

• S2R — Send to Receive
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• MC — Merry Christmas
• OTP — One True Pairing
• AISB — As I Said Before
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• 4NR — Foreigner
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• N/A — Not Applicable
• F? — Friends
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• J00 — You
• : @ — Shouting
• WWY — Where Were You?
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• CO — Conference
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• SF — Science Fiction
• NO — Number
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• TU — Thank You
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• SB — Somebody
• M — Male
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• P-( — Pirate
• D8 — date
• 411 — Info
• AO — Anarchy Online
• CID — Consider It Done
• NBD — No Big Deal
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• USU — Usually
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• UTM — You Tell Me
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• HW — Hardware
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• PS — PostScript

• JK — Joke
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• BMG — Be My Guest
• H8 — Hate
• FO — Fuck Off
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• KEYA — I will key you later
• EZ — Easy
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• @WRK — At Work
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• PW — Password
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• GR8 — Great
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• CM — Call Me
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• HIG — How's It Going
• DM — Dungeon Master
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• GW — Getting Wet
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• TBD — To Be Determined
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• OZ — Australia
• RGDS — Regards
• NT — No Text
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• C — Cool Breeze
• BITD — Back in the Day
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• LO — Hello
• C[T] — cup of tea
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• FB — Facebook

• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• UR — Your
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• MOI — Me (French)
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• X! — Typical Woman
• CUL — See You Later
• BRD — Bored
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• GRMBL — Grumble
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• KBD — Keyboard
• F2T — Free to Talk
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• QH — Quick hop
• BRH — Be Right Here
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• LOLO — Lots of love
• GBY — God Bless You
• W# — World #
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• IC — I See
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• BAU — Business As Usual
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• AAR — At Any Rate
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• LYK — like
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• CB — Chat Brat
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business

• AZN — Asian
• PBM — Play By Mail
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• GRL — Girl
• WITW — What in the World?
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• NG — No Good
• 2L8 — Too Late
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• FU — Follow-Up
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• SYS — See You Soon
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• RN — Right Now
• C=:-) — Chef
• NUFF — Enough Said
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• P^) — pirate
• WG — Wicked Grin
• SUX — sucks
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• OM — Old Man
• YTB — You're The Best
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• CUS — See You Soon
• CLK — click
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• BF — Best Friend
• INFO — Information
• :-' — Undecided
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• C|B-) — Ali G
• THNX — Thanks
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• O-&-< — Person bored
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• FRT — For Real Though
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• K/B — Keyboard
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• UGH — Disgusted
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• JC — Just Curious
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator

• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• 4AO — For adults only
• JAS — Just A Second
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• PLZ — Please
• LYK — Let You Know
• BION — Believe It or Not
• 2 — To
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• KB — Keyboard
• STR8 — Straight
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• OTW — On the Way
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• DW — Don't Worry
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• JK — Just kidding
• GND — Ground
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• DL — Download
• SOL — shit outta luck
• BV — Behind view
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• NA — Not Applicable
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• IFF — If and Only If
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• CU — See You
• PSP — PlayStation Portable

• &-) — Stoned
• HD — Hold
• WB — Write Back
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• BKA — Better Known As
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• PLD — Played
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• UNEEK — unique
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• PW — Pow Wow
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• AYK — As You Know
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• GA — Good Afternoon
• B — Be
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• K — Kilo-
• LAM — Leave A Message
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• LTR — Later
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• FBM — Fine By Me
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• TMA — Take My Advice
• N/A — Not Available
• HD — Head
• TYT — Take Your Time
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• QQ — Quick Question
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• :-9 — Salivating
• P^{) — pirate
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• NMP — Not My Problem
• R8 — Rate
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• LV — love
• LOC — Locate
• 420 — Marijuana
• IML — I love you

• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• AIGHT — Alright
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• OOO — Out Of Office
• LYL — Love You Lots
• YHM — You Have Mail
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• 4EVA — Forever
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• CHK — Check
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• BB — Be Back
• WTF — what the fuck
• 4 — For
• EOL — End Of Life
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• OB — Obligatory
• W4U — Waiting for You
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• 1DR — I wonder
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• OTT — Over The Top
• LDY — lady
• SS — So Sorry
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• PO — Piss Off
• LD — Long Distance
• WANNA — Want to
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• CUZ — Because
• AWA — As Well As
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• 6A — sexy
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• B2B — Back to Back
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• LIC — Like I Care
• 2DAY — Today
• TTS — Text To Speech
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD

• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• NM — Not Much
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• NOOB — Newbie
• TM — Trust Me
• DIS — Did I Say
• BK — Bot kill
• BW — Best Wishes
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• J00R — your
• DM — Do me
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• ED — Erase Display
• 9T — night
• LFM — Looking for More
• M$ — Microsoft
• :-@! — Cursing
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• VN — Very Nice
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• HB — Happy Birthday
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• HL — Half Life
• O==3 — Penis
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• OT — Off Topic
• GD — Good
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• NAP — Not A Problem
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• RUT — Are You There?
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass

• DOS — Disk Operating System
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• DC — Disconnected
• !-( — Black eye
• PC — Player Character
• YG — Young Gentleman
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• TIL — Today I Learned
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• P@H — parents at home
• FWD — Forward
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• XI 10 — Exciting
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• OM — Oh My
• P-ZA — Pizza
• R — Rare
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• COS — Because
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• MMA — Meet me at
• WTT — Want To Trade
• AIR — As I Remember
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• NN — Not Now
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• PD — Public Domain
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• ICL — In Christian Love
• 4U2C — for you to see
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• JFF — Just For Fun
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• CTO — Check This Out
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• WO — Without
• VAMBS — Vambraces

• PC — Personal computer (host)
• OS — Operating System
• 4NK8 — Sex
• IONO — I Don't Know
• 8 — Oral Sex
• J/P — Just Playing
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• PIC — Picture
• AAF — As A Friend
• GFI — Go For It
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• AOE — Area of Effect
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• GD — Good Day
• DTS — Don't Think So
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• X — Exchange
• ARG — Argument
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• MV — Move
• 1D10T — Idiot
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• GI — Google It
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• <3 — Heart
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• M80S — Mateys
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• 2U2 — To You Too
• XI10 — Exciting
• OP — Operator
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• COS — Change Of Subject
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation

• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• SYSOP — System Operator
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• MF — motherfucker
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• FSR — For Some Reason
• SPK — Speak
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• RENTS — Parents
• ABBY — Abyssal
• BRT — Be Right There
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• MB — Maybe
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• YL — Young Lady
• B — Back
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• GOI — Get Over It
• P — Partner
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• RT — Roger That
• SW — So What?
• JC — Just Chilling
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• A4 — afford
• MAC — Media Access Control
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• B9 — benign
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• XNTRK — eccentric
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister

• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• DUPE — Duplicate
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• O:-( — model
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• W3 — World Wide Web
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• 4GET — Forget
• OH — Overheard
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• NA — No Access
• MED — Medium
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• ESP — Especially
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• MN8 — emanate
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• OBV — Obviously
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• FM — Fucking Magic
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• B4U — Before You
• RTG — Ready to Go
• Y — Yaw
• 9 — Nine
• G2G — Got To Go
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• E — Ecstasy
• 2CUTE — too cute
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• S — Smile
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• UR — You Are
• TNX — Thanks
• PTB — Powers That Be
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• BPS — bits per second
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• GH — Good Hand

• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• BOK — Bouquet
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• B2W — Back to Work
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• IYSS — If You Say So
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• WTF — What The Freak
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• BF — Blast Furnace
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• %*} — Inebriated
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• CU2 — See You Too
• FB — Fucking buddy
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• AA — Always Afloat
• LUV — Love
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• URW — You Are Welcome
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• EM — Excuse Me
• :^) — Broken nose
• PCM — Please Call Me
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• BT — Byte This
• YNK — You Never Know
• YHL — You Have Lost
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• HMT — Here's My Try

• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• TA2D — tatood
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• SB — Should Be
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• BC — Basket Case
• SFW — Safe for Work
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• LGH — Lets Get High
• 4 — Second Base
• DP — Display Picture
• PW — Persistent World
• SL — Squad Leader
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• CC — Clan Chat
• GRRRR — Growling
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• BCOS — Because
• N4CMT — enforcement
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• JIC — Just In Case
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• RD — Research and Development
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• CAM — Camera
• NO1 — No-One
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• LD — Later Dude
• AIH — As It Happens
• BZ — Busy
• EOR — End of Rant
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• :( — Sad, without nose
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• YKW — You Know What
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• Z — it means said
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)

• HRU — How Are You?
• NFS — Need For Speed
• D — Diathermy
• AOTA — All of the Above
• 6E — sexy
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• SH — Shit Happens
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• OL — Old Lady
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• G2R — Got to Run
• |-O — Yawning
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• 86 — Out of
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• CP — Chat Post
• L2K — Like to come
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• ACPT — Accept
• 10C — Tennesse
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• WUP — What's Up
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• GAL — Get A Life
• HAU — How About You?
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• OOP — Out of Power
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• LOM — Low on Mana
• 2LN — toolin
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• CSW — can't see why

• RBAY — Right Back At You
• VENG — Vengeance
• *G* — Grin
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• IS — I'm Sorry
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• EOS — End of Story
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• GMV — Got My Vote
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• STW — Search the Web
• IDL — Ideal
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• SN — Soon
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• GJ — Good Job
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• STR8N — straighten
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• BO — Buzz Off
• QT — Quiet
• YATB — You Are the Best
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• FWM — Fine With Me
• OOTD — One of These Days
• AIIC — As If I Care
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• GFU — Good for You
• SME1 — Some One
• NOOB — New person
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• VGG — Very Good Game
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation

• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• @ — at
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• M — Million
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• BB — Bumble Bee
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• SK8R — Skater
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• PERV — pervert
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• CT — Can't Talk
• AYT — Are You There
• GLA — Good Luck All
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• QS — Quick Start
• EVA — Ever
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• BM — Bite Me
• AIS — As I Said
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• BOL — Be On Later
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• MTF — More to Follow
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• 4Q — Fuck You
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• MM — Market Maker
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• NM — Nothing Much
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)

• ARC — Archive
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• SUM1 — Someone
• ABT2 — About To
• YRG — You Are Good!
• PS — Playstation
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• IUSS — If You Say So
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• DE — Dead End
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• HBU — How about you?
• PXT — Please Explain That
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• FW — Forward
• JDI — Just Do It
• BARB — Barbarian
• NTK — Need To Know
• ZIPN — zippin
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• WEBO — Webopedia
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• GG — Go Girl
• ! — Surprised
• WAY — What About You?
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• CL — Clan Leader
• 2 — Too Add
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• TUFD — The User File Died
• ATST — At the Same Time
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• TM — Text Message
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact

• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• CYO — See You Online
• M/F — Male/Female
• :-(0) — Shouting
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• 2N — tune
• ETA — Edited To Add
• BIB — Boss is back
• PS — Photoshop
• ST — Such That
• THANQ — Thank You
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• BIC — Best in Class
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• KIA — Know It All
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• 8-) — Bandit
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• NRN — No response necessary
• ST8 — state
• A/N — Author's Note
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• BUMP — Increment
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• GONNA — Going to
• 8O — Shocked
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• NWO — No Way Out
• PHKR — fucker
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• GG — Good Going
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• CUS — Because

• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• INV — Inventory
• :-7 — Smirk
• SOS — Same Old Story
• HBO — Home Box Office
• QS10 — question
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• ST — Star Trek
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• D2 — Dedos
• WTH — What The Hell?
• RTS — Read the Screen
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• HM — Home
• VC — Venture Capital
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• NTS — Note to Self
• D — Dragon
• ZMG — Oh My God
• RA — Resident Assistant
• IDK — I don’t know
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• NEWB — Newbie
• A55 — ass
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• BME — Based on My Experience
• PTB — Please Text Back
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• :-O — Appalled
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• LKIR — Little kid in the room

• HB — Hurry Back
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• IA8 — I already ate
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• B — Before
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• BOC — But of Course
• TD — Tower Defense
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• MIN — Minute
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• WT — Without Thinking
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• AB — Ass Backwards
• OAO — Over and Out
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• NFS — Not For Sale
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• ;-) — Twinkle
• ATW — All the Web
• BR — Best regards
• 1NAM — One in a million
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• 2EZ — Too easy
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• DW — Dear Wife
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• CBALL — Cannonball
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• BS — Big Smile
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• IDU — I Don't Understand

• II — I'm impressed
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• RYT — write
• O — Over to You
• WC — Welcome
• PL — Platoon Leader
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• DH — Dear Hubby
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• GOK — God Only Knows
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• N2 — Into
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• 4N — Foreign
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• HAXOR — Hacker
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• TW — Team Work
• GG — Good Games
• FS — Full Screen
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• TM — Time
• WEP — Weapon
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• WAB — What Another Bill
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• DN — Down
• CW — Castle Wars
• MGMT — Management
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• WP — Wrong Person
• BAC — By Any Chance
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• GNIGHT — Good night

• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• LOA — List of acronyms
• CUL — Catch You Later
• :0 — Hungry
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• YT — YouTube
• MOOCH — Freeload
• O — Oh
• FTF — Face To Face
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• KK — Knock, knock
• MP — Mana Points
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• YM — You're welcome
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• UT2L — You take too long
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• OTW — Off To Work
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• IB — I'm Back
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• PA — Pay Attention
• BAC — Back At Computer
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• GM — Good Match
• IAYL — In A While
• TO — Take Over
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• JJA — just joking around
• GA — Go Ahead
• CR8 — Create
• NFW — Not for Work
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me

• WUD — What You Doing
• ADAM — Adamant
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• AISB — As It Should Be
• FU — Future Use
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• TG — That's Great
• <33 — heart
• CRYS — crystal
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• EOB — End Of Business
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ;-<> — Drooling
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• TM — Thread Mangler
• CW — Current Weight
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• :-C — Astonished
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• G9 — Genius
• PB — Potty Break
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• OO — Over and Out
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• JOO — you
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• MEH — just okay
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• YT — You There?
• 4 — Four
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge

• C4N — Ciao for Now
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• GM — Got Milk?
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• WAB — What A Bummer
• LY — Love Ya
• NECH — Nechryael
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• O>- — snowboarder
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• CFS — Care for Secret
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• IHY — I Hate You
• CMXI — 911
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• BG — Bad Game
• CY — Calm Yourself
• CW — Complete Wank
• YD — Yesterday
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• UDR — other
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• AYF — All Your Fault
• X — Ecstasy
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• LI — LinkedIn
• AV8 — Aviate
• CUA — Common User Access
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• CNP — Continuednext post
• TAH — Take A Hike
• LOB — Lobster
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• RME — Rolling My Eyes

• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• CNP — Continued on next post
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• EL — Evil Laugh
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• NV — envy
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• N — In
• GM — Good Move
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• UL — You Will
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• CRA — crazy
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• MVN — movin
• IMS — I Must Say
• PZ — peace
• CU — Cracking Up
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• NEB — Nebula)
• BEOS — Nudge
• LVS — loves
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• OTW — On the Whole
• AH — At home
• IC — In-Character
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• MITH — Mithril
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• ASIG — And so it goes
• GS — Good Shot
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal

• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• CMUTE — commute
• J/K — Just Kidding
• ONRY — ornery
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• DS — this
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• ADN — Any Day Now
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• BN — Bad news
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• ;^) — Smirking
• CUNS — See You In School
• BCO — Big crush on
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• 10SE — Tennesse
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• HLM — he loves me
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• U — You
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• S — Sigh
• GR — Good Race
• WAI — What an Idiot
• OPM — Other People's Money
• OOI — Out of Interest
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• EME — Eat Me
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• BIF — Basis in Fact

• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• 8 — Infinity
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• EZ — Easy Listening
• 2Q — took you
• OD — OverDose
• AIW — As It Were
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• 4K — fork
• YA — Yet Another
• IBT — In Between Technology
• FF — Follow Friday
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• :-) — Happy
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• TLG — The Living God
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• :-) . — I have an inny
• RG — Re-group
• THNQ — Thank You
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• DA — The
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• ONL — Online
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• *W* — wink
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• — Yawning
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• STR — Strength

• POP — Post Office Protocol
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• RLR — Earlier
• BOT — Be on that
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• FYA — For Your Action
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• DDH — Death dot heal
• ALA — As Long As
• 19 — Zero Hand
• EOS — End of Show
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• L2G — Like to go
• AOC — Available on cell
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• LTD — Living the Dream
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• 4VA — forever
• KO — Knockout
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• ABBR — Abbreviation

• GT — Good Try
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• QL — Quit Laughing
• :-(( — Really Sad
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• PL8 — Plate
• ABU — All bugged up
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• K — Okay
• MU — Miss U
• D/L — Download
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• PWNED — Owned
• NVMD — Nevermind
• XS — In excess of
• IAC — In Any Case
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• BC — Because
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• DF — Dear Friend
• TTB — Trips to bank
• GB — Goodbye
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• ICUR — I See You Are
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• 10 — Ten
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• CBL — Come Back Later
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• FU — Fuck You
• YR — Your
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym

• ARDY — Ardougne
• YD — You'Re Dead
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• |-O — Snoring
• AYW — As you were
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• WRU — Who Are You
• GIMME — Give Me
• OJ — Only Joking
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• SWORD — Swordfish
• LFG — Looking For Group
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• IRT — In regards to
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• IMTM — I am the man
• DYFI — Did you find it
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• TA — Thanks a lot
• P2P — Pay to play
• URH — You are hot
• :-J — Smirk
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• OLL — Online Love
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• (.V.) — Breasts
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• MIA — Missing In Action

• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• 3=====D — Penis
• PK — Player Killer
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• SK8TR — Skater
• CP — Sleepy
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• WKD — Weekend
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• CUA — See You Around
• ITRW — In The Real World
• OYO — On Your Own
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• MEH — so-so
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• UTT — Under The Table
• *G* — Giggle
• 0 — Zero
• IMU — I miss u
• FPS — Frames per second.
• MYO — Mind your own
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• 8-O — Shocked
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• OMW — Oh my word
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• :-R — Raspberry
• X-( — You're Mad!
• BR — Bathroom
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• () — Hugging
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• @-) — Hypnotized
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• NW — No Way
• <:-| — Monk
• WTMI — Way to much information
• OU — I owe you

• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• G8 — Gate
• TXT — Text
• 3 — Three
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• AIW — As It Was
• ENUF — Enough
• BC — Be Cool
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• DL — Darklight
• 44UM — foresome
• :-& — Sick
• NS — Nice Shot
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• BAY — Back at ya
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• PRFXN — perfection
• SUTH — So use to haters
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• CFY — Calling for You
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• POOF — Good-bye
• 1 — One
• JAC — Just a second
• 3 — The letter E
• BS — Bull Shit
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• WK — Week
• YTM — You the Man
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• DH — Dick Head
• TAB — Tablet
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• :-'| — Sniffles
• CX — Cancelled
• WRU@ — Where are you at?

• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• BL — Belly Laugh
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• TNT — Until next time
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• BT — Between technologies
• MOF — Male or Female
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• 6 — Six
• CX — Correction(s)
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• LNDN — London
• FYF — from your friend
• NC — New Conglomerate
• WTM — Who's the man
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• KIX — kicks
• FF — Friendly Fire
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• AMMY — Amulet
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• EMSG — Email Message
• L8RS — Laters
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• CLD — could
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• QSO — Conversation
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• B/F — Boyfriend
• OD — Oh Dear
• DD — Death Dot
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• 8) — Frog
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In

• EM — E-Mail
• EL8 — elate
• DU — Don't understand
• 420 — Lets Get High
• BAD — Broken as designed
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• :-{ — Mustache
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• YTG — You're the greatest
• GAS — Got A Second
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• N1 — Nice One
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• REQ — Request
• %V — Picasso
• 6S — success
• (:-) — Big Face
• DRAG — Dragon
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• IF — In (the) Front
• DUCT — Did You See That
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• YF — Wife
• TDS — Tormented demons
• FSCK — File System Check
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• W — Wink
• WH — World Hopper
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• MLM — give the middle finger
• OVR — OVeRlay
• WL — Whatta loser
• :-D — Laugher
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• ZUP — What's up?
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• 8-P — Yuck!
• NME — Enemy

• MMK — okay?
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• :-* — Bitter
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• GG — Brother
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• CB — Crazy baby
• T — Think Positive
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• CIAO — Good-bye
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• TOTAL — Total level
• BOB — Back off buddy
• XTC — Ecstasy
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• DA — father
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• TNT — dynamite
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• TBL — Text back later
• LYB — Love You Babe
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• D — Diphtheria
• YW — You are welcome
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• **** — Popcorn
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• ATB — All The Best
• 4F — for fun
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• TOU — Thinking of You
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• WYS — Whatever You Say

• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• JW — Just wondering
• TUI — Turning You in
• BL8D — belated
• H20 — water
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• NP — Nosey parents
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• NT — Night Training
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• 9 — nein
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• MMB — Message Me Back
• NL — not likely
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• CON — Construction
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• 2BH — to be honest
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• QR — Cure
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• MGB — May God Bless
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• PWN — To own
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• CYL — See You Later
• GDZ — Greater demons
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• JO — Jerking off
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• DVS — devious
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• HP — Hit Point(s)

• (//_') — emo
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• MU — Miss Universe
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• 4EVR — Forever
• AB — Ah Bless!
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• QIK — Quick
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• SQP — scoop
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• OOTO — Out of the office
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• NECRO — Necromancer
• ATT — Attack
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• RX — prescriptions
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• STD — Seal The Deal
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• RQ — RageQuit
• VINE — Whip Vine
• :O) — Clown
• 2GETHER — together
• NFM — Not for Me
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• GI — Good Idea
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• X-( — Just died
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• LOA — Love on Arrival

• >"-[ [ [ [ ~~~ — alligator
• NG — New Game
• YTTL — You take too long
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• 2G4 — Together
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• AT — At Your Terminal
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• TALLY — Talisman
• IHU — I Hate You
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• VRY — Very
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• "8*# — drunk
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• BWO — Black White or Other
• BB — Big Brother
• JAM — Just A Minute
• RRR — Har, har, har
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• DGT — Don't go there
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• IYQ — I like you
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• N00B — Newbie
• BIF — Before I Forget
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• IAE — In Any Event
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• QSL — Reply

• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• GTG — Good To Go
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• 8 — Ate
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• RWT — Real World Trading
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• NCG — New College Graduate
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• PILLARED — Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
• NM — No Message
• TOG — Tears of Guthix
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• FF — Friends Forever
• BRAC — Bracelet
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• WFM — Works For Me
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• N2M — Not to Mention
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• PRT — Please Retweet
• &&&& — Pretzels
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• BHL8 — Be home late
• WDYK — What Do You Know?

• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• DT — Desert Treasure
• 6UAL — Sexual
• G — Giggle
• POOF — I have left the chat
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• :( ) — shouting
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• LTS — Laughing to self
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• EMMY — Emerald
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• ASSIST — Assist System
• EL8D — elated
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• MM — Sister
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• TQ — Te Quiero
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• URTM — You Are the Man
• NMH — Not Much Here
• RT — Retweet
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• MEM — Member
• BT — Bite This
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• DNR — Dinner
• :'-( — Crying
• ?4U — Question For You
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• EWG — Evil Wicked Grin
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• :-( ) — Shocked
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• KB — Kick Butt

• BB — Bathroom break
• P* — French kiss
• :X — Hear no evil
• SAT — Sorry About That
• DYLM — do you like me
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• ISO — In Support Of
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• :-D — Grinning
• DK — Don't known
• ABTA — Good-bye
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• BG — Big Grin
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• WRK — Work
• IAT — I Am Tired
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• 5 — Five
• SYT — See You Tonight
• HYLMS — hate you like my sister
• YWTHM — You Want To Hug Me
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• BBNS — Big bones
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• NAT — Nature rune
• SQ — Square shield
• POQADCB — Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• :^O — Liar Liar
• O — Opponent
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• 2MFM — to much for me
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• COH — City of Heroes

• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager. Demographics acronym of sorts.
• 4AYN — for all you know
• BYOC — Bring Your Own Computer (play On BYOB)
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• AGN — Again
• BTTT — Back To The Top
• (.)(.) — Ms. Dos
• WUD — What's Up Dog
• FF — Fish Flingers
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• ROX — Rune mining site in high wildy.
• 2M8O — tomato
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• BOM — bitch of mine
• RUOK? — Are you okay?
• OJ — Orange Juice
• Q2C — Quick To Cum
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• NTK — Nice to Know
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• JML — Join me later
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• IDI — I Doubt It
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• LHM — Lord Help Me
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• CRIT  — critical hit
• BOB — Back Off Bastard
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• YR — Yeah Right
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• =P~ — Drooling
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• TYFYC — Thank You For Your Comment
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• FM — Fine Magic
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get

• 1CE — Once
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• TTM — To the Moderator
• &-| — Crying
• DR — didn't read
• CRE8 — Create
• B-) — Sunglasses
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• NR — Nice Roll
• VWD — Very Well Done
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• OOC — Out of Character
• POW — Prisoner of war
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• NYM — New York Minute
• FOT — Full Of Tripe
• SK8NG — Skating
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• ST-TOS — Star Trek, The Original Series
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• DEF — Defence
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• 8 — Eight
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• FAF — Funny as *freak*
• ATS — About to sprout
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• Q — Question
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• AUTOER — A bot user
• EZY — Easy Jet
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• RSMV — RuneScape Music Video, RuneScape model viewer
• KC — Kill Count
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak

• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• TTT — Thought That Too
• DA — there
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• YM — You Mean ...
• :=) — Two noses
• CITI — Clan Citadels
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• LL&P — Live Long and Prosper
• C/P — Cross Post
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• (8-{)} — Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• >:-> — Devilish
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• MIPS — Meaningless Information Per Second
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• MUNG — Mash Until No Good
• LIK — liquor
• JAD — Just Another Day
• CRBT — Crying Really Big Tears
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• 10SION — tension
• IAYM — I Am Your Master
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• SUP? — What's up?
• (:-* — Kiss
• TASSY — Bandos tassets
• NF — Nucking Futs
• PR0N — Intentional misspelling of porn
• R — Restricted area
• OG — Original Guild
• IOMH — In over my head

• TMOT — Trust Me On This
• TSNF — That's So Not Fair
• CIO — Cut It Out
• 1336 — doesn't play well
• : - )… — Drooling
• ZERG — To gang up on someone
• MEZ — Mesmerize
• REHI — Hello Again
• CHOP — Clan Hopping
• TPM — Tomorrow p.m.
• FOAG — Fuck Off And Google
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
• LYT — light
• CRB — Come Right Back
• LAB&TYD — Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
• FUM — Fucked Up Mess
• AFCAQTWCA — Any Fool Can Ask Questions the Wise Can't Answer
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• TFTI — Thanks for the invitation
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• OB — Oh Baby
• YVM — you're very welcom
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• GM — General Maintenance