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• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• MEHH — sigh
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• W8R — waiter
• :"> — embarrassed
• TM8 — tomato
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• TBH — To Be Honest
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• GH — Getting Hard
• :I — Expresses indifference
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• :-() — Yelling
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• WASSUP — what's up?
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• FRM — From
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• KS — Kill Steal
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• — Joking
• D9 — denyin
• YQ — I Like You
• FKS — fucks
• :-/ — Skeptical
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• 4RM — from
• 5-0 — Police
• :-| — Ambivalent
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• BSF — Be serious folks

• ZERKER — Berserker
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• FALLY — Falador.
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• L8R — Later
• GNA — Good night all
• R8D — rated
• L8ER — Later
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• :- — Undecided
• W/ — With
• 0:-) — angel
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• O4U — Only for You
• ABT — About
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• IKR — I Know Right
• U4IC — euphoric
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• G4I — Go for It
• 0 :-) — Angel
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• S'OK — it's okay
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• B-DAY — Birthday
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• OOF — Out of Facility
• O :-) — An angel
• 511 — Too much information
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• IMO — In My Opinion
• :-| — undecided
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• NYT — Night
• K4U — Kiss for you
• 2D4 — To Die For
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• N EMA — enema
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• BJ — Blow Job

• PST — Please Send Tell
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• Z% — Zoo
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• G4U — Good for You
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• TA2 — tatoo
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• UI! — You Idiot
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• X! — Typical Woman
• J4F — Just for Fun
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• OIC — Oh I See
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• Y/- — Why not?
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• WAT UP — What's up?
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• && — and
• H4X0R — Hacker
• D46? — Down for sex?
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• O RLY — oh really
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• >:-( — Annoyed
• R8RS — Raiders
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• T BOW — Training bow
• W@ — What
• HUD — How You Doing
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• U-L — You Will
• XLNT — Excellent
• }-) — Wry smile
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• KEWL — Cool
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword

• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• D8R — dater
• Y! — Typical Man
• ISO — In Search Of
• D00D — Dude
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• X — Kiss
• E.G — For example
• B-( — Beat Up
• SOS — Someone Special
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• WANNA — Want to
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• W/END — weekend
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• WBU — What About You?
• I1DR — I Wonder
• GM — Good Morning
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• J00 — You
• VIP — Very Important Person
• PEEPS — People
• XNTRK — eccentric
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• Q4U — question for you
• D8N — datin
• F? — Friends
• ATM — At The Moment
• PPL — People
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• L8R G8R — Later Gater

• T2GO — Time to Go
• HALLY — Halberd
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• P-( — Pirate
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• K8T — Katie
• C):O) — cowboy
• XI10 — Exciting
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• XI 10 — Exciting
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• W# — World #
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• B8 — bait
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• » — Raquo
• M-) — See no evil
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• LMK — Let Me Know
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• SMT — Something
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• G4Y — Good For You
• ¿;) — Elvis
• C=:-) — Chef
• O-&-< — Person bored
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• 10Q — Thank You
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• K/B — Keyboard
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• PLS — Please
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• C[T] — cup of tea
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude

• 10S — tennis
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• GN — Good Night
• M$ — Microsoft
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• DV8 — Deviate
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• P^{) — pirate
• BTW — By The Way
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• C|B-) — Ali G
• ZIPN — zippin
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• TC — Take Care
• ASF — And So Forth
• J00R — your
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• WWW — World Wide Web
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• 2LY — truly
• M80S — Mateys
• P-ZA — Pizza
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• FAB — Fabulous
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• P@H — parents at home
• J/P — Just Playing
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• GNITE — Good night
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• P^) — pirate
• KOK — Knock
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• BMW — Be My Wife

• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• O==3 — Penis
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• MYO — Mind your own
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• FISH — First In Still Here
• QC — Quality Control
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• WTG — Way To Go
• O:-( — model
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• IP — Internet Protocol
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• TA2D — tatood
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• MSG — Message
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• BFN — Bye for Now
• HAXOR — Hacker
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• N4CMT — enforcement
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• 6 — Sex
• W/O — Without
• 81 — Hells Angels
• OTP — On the Phone
• AA — Adios Amigo
• JMN — jammin
• SUP — What's Up?
• 6SR — successor
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• DD — Darling Daughter
• THO — Though
• B4 — Before

• FYI — For Your Information
• IRL — In Real Life
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• RNG — Range
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• LP — Life Points
• POC — Point Of Contact
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• 1E9 — a billion
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• RZN — raisin
• XME — Excuse Me
• :-0 — Talkative
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• 182 — I Hate You
• KT — Katie
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• O>- — snowboarder
• EOF — End Of File
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• HB — Hug Back
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• HUGZ — Hugs
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• KS — Kill-Steal
• BBL — Be Back Later
• NTHING — Nothing
• 7K — Sick
• (_() — Marshmallow
• GBU — God Bless You
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• ATTN — Attention
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• PM — Private Message
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• MWAH — kiss
• 59 — fine
• COZ — Because
• BRT — Be Right There

• .02 — My two cents worth
• IDC — I Don't Care
• V — Very
• TBA — To Be Advised
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• VM — Voice Mail
• W8 — Wait
• NP — No Problem
• BCOZ — Because
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• M8 — Mate
• SB — Somebody
• NFS — Network File System
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• NVM — Never Mind
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• ALCON — All Concerned
• Y — Why?
• LOLWUT — What?
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• IR8 — irate
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• RX — Regards
• BOT — Back on Topic
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• EOM — End Of Message
• LOP — Low on Power
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• THX — Thanks
• DS — Darling Son
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• TXS — Thanks
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• BRB — Be right back
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• NSA — No Strings Attached

• BZ — Busy
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• NVR — Never
• Y2K — Year 2000
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• K — Kiss
• :-){ — Beard
• TB — Text Back
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• B9 — Boss is watching
• SRY — Sorry
• DBA — Doing Business As
• 55555 — Laughing
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• ER — Emergency Room
• PXT — Please Explain That
• N/A — Not Applicable
• 2TH — Tooth
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• 1337 — Elite
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• 4RE — Ferrari
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• 10X — Thanks
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• BF — Boyfriend
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• 22 — Tuesday
• IK — I Know
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• AML — All My Love
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• DOA — dead on arrival
• TY — Thank You
• INV ME — Invite Me
• FTF — Face To Face
• ADDY — Address

• PTL — Praise The Lord
• WC — Wrong Chat
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• B4N — Bye for Now
• BLK — Black
• TMB — Text Me Back
• ADDY — Adamant
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• IE — Internet Explorer
• JV — Joint Venture
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• POV — Point Of View
• QT — Cutie
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• ADR — Address
• ILU — I Love You
• WYD — what are you doing
• CYA — See You
• TX — Thanks
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• OT — Overtime
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• UL — Upload
• L8 — Late
• ADD — Address
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• R — Are
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• WTH — What The Heck?
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• YGG — You Go Girl
• SIS — sister
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• 4E — Forever
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• FF — Friendly Fire
• H — Hug
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• DD — Dear Daughter
• EOD — End Of Discussion

• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• WKND — Weekend
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• DM — Do me
• FXION8 — affectionate
• WU — What's Up?
• GFY — Good For You
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• PROLLY — Probably
• 4U — For You
• DERP — silly
• IOW — In Other Words
• FU — Future Use
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• :-Q — Smoker
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• YCT — Your Comment To
• 121 — One-To-One
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• AH — asshole
• SRSLY — Seriously
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• VR — Virtual Reality
• SOZ — Sorry
• 2NTE — Tonight
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• EOD — End Of Day
• BR8 — berate
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• AA — As above
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• PIZ — parents in room
• NUFF — Enough Said
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• H8 — Hate
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• BDAY — Birthday
• PS — Post Scriptum
• MOB — Mobile

• EMA — E-Mail Address
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• RU — Are You?
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• SQ — Square
• JK — Just kidding
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• GTH — Go To Hell
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• FN — Function
• AWS — As We Speak
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• OP — Original Poster
• HH — Ha-ha
• DUN — Don't
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• OMW — On My Way
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• KEYA — I will key you later
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• OTP — One True Pairing
• TBD — To Be Determined
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• TC — Telephone Call
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• BD — Big Deal
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• NFC — No fucking clue
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• DS — Dear Son
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• IM — Instant Message
• WB — Welcome Back
• NT — Nice Try
• UW — You're Welcome
• G — Grin
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• DH — Dear Husband

• 1457 — Last
• AFB — Away from Brain
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• AISI — As I See It
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• C — See
• RW — Real World
• MB — Message Board
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• CUL8R — See You Later
• NLT — No Later Than
• 4AO — For adults only
• PROGGY — computer program
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• APP — Application
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• USU — Usually
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• GD — Good
• TBC — To Be Continued
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• LOL — laughting out loud
• U2 — You Too
• JC — Just Checking
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• :-, — Smirk
• GL — Good Luck
• BBS — Be back soon
• CC — Carbon Copy
• LYK — like
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• SYL — See You Later
• 404 — I Don't Know
• TTLY — Totally
• BRD — Bored
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly

• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• CMB — Call Me Back
• AFC — Away from Computer
• SUX — sucks
• B/C — Because
• AWESO — Awesome
• DNS — Domain Name System
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• WC — Who Cares?
• BLOG — Web Log
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• NO — Number
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• AP — Apple Pie
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• SMS — Short Message Service
• RS — Runescape
• RE — Hello Again
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• HW — Homework
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• RLY — Really
• EOL — End Of Life
• NRG — Energy
• THR — there
• SUL — See You Later
• BTA — But Then Again
• JJ — Just Joking
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• FO — Fuck Off
• 1E6 — a million
• 6UL — sexual
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother

• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• PW — Pow Wow
• NE1 — Anyone
• 6Y — sexy
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• OP — Operator
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• NM — Never Mind
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• CE — Creative Editing
• HF — Have Fun
• GFN — Gone for Now
• STR8 — Straight
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• LV — love
• NHL — National Hockey League
• RN — Right Now
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• INFO — Information
• PLZ — Please
• E1 — Everyone
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• GGA — Good Game All
• W/E — Whatever
• JT — Just Teasing
• CU — See You
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• 2NITE — Tonight
• TOM — Tomorrow
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• OZ — Australia
• WAT — What
• SYS — See You Soon
• MC — Merry Christmas
• D8 — date
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• BS — Bullshit
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• 4EVER — Forever
• 8 — Oral Sex
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• UTM — You Tell Me
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids

• SEC — Second
• PWR — Power
• RGDS — Regards
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• TYT — Take Your Time
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• LOLO — Lots of love
• Z — Zero
• UGH — Disgusted
• NBD — No Big Deal
• FE — Fatal Error
• EG — Evil Grin
• PS — PostScript
• CLK — click
• OTW — On the Way
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• TK — To Come
• :-I — Indifferent
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• LDY — lady
• CID — Consider It Done
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• ABD — Already Been Done
• SOL — shit outta luck
• SS — So Sorry
• PW — Password
• 4NR — Foreigner
• KBD — Keyboard
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• AO — Anarchy Online
• NE — Any
• GR8 — Great
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• BST — But Seriously Though
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• NUNP — No Users No Problems

• JK — Joke
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• TU — Thank You
• NT — No Text
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• CUL — See You Later
• CO — Conference
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• NC — No Comment
• W — With
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• ASO — And So On
• LGH — Lets Get High
• AISB — As I Said Before
• SPK — Speak
• 411 — Info
• NET — Internet
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• GND — Ground
• HW — Hardware
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• BV — Behind view
• SF — Science Fiction
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• S2R — Send to Receive
• 2L8 — Too Late
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• BAU — Business As Usual
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• YTB — You're The Best
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• AZN — Asian
• IC — I See
• CB — Coffee Break
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby

• GA — Good Afternoon
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• OOO — Out Of Office
• UR — Your
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• H/O — Hold On
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• MF — motherfucker
• FB — Facebook
• NA — Not Applicable
• 420 — Marijuana
• FRT — For Real Though
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• A4 — afford
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• DM — Dungeon Master
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• WWY — Where Were You?
• 9T — night
• LAM — Leave A Message
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• CM — Call Me
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• GRL — Girl
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• MOI — Me (French)
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• AIGHT — Alright
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• K — Kilo-
• GRMBL — Grumble
• IME — In My Experience
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• WG — Wicked Grin
• QH — Quick hop
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• <3 — Heart
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• OM — Old Man
• ABBY — Abyssal
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• FYO — For Your Opinion

• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• : @ — Shouting
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• BMG — Be My Guest
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• CHK — Check
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• IML — I love you
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• C — Cool Breeze
• DL — Download
• JC — Just Curious
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• 2 — To
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• BRH — Be Right Here
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• NG — No Good
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• WTF — what the fuck
• LYL — Love You Lots
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• BION — Believe It or Not
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• EZ — Easy
• 6A — sexy
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• LOC — Locate
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• M — Male
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• LO — Hello
• CUS — See You Soon
• HIG — How's It Going

• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• DW — Don't Worry
• BITD — Back in the Day
• BKA — Better Known As
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• @WRK — At Work
• CB — Chat Brat
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• FBM — Fine By Me
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• F2T — Free to Talk
• OS — Operating System
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• BF — Best Friend
• LYK — Let You Know
• QQ — Quick Question
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• KB — Keyboard
• N/A — Not Available
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• GBY — God Bless You
• TUFD — The User File Died
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• JAS — Just A Second
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• 4U2C — for you to see
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• PO — Piss Off
• GW — Getting Wet
• PBM — Play By Mail
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• FU — Follow-Up
• AAR — At Any Rate
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe

• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• MN8 — emanate
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• THNX — Thanks
• 4 — For
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• HD — Hold
• 4EVA — Forever
• LD — Long Distance
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• WB — Write Back
• AYK — As You Know
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• TNX — Thanks
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• TTS — Text To Speech
• OB — Obligatory
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• 1DR — I wonder
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• 2DAY — Today
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• LTR — Later
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• UNEEK — unique
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• CUZ — Because
• HD — Head
• R8 — Rate
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• 2U2 — To You Too
• OBV — Obviously
• NM — Not Much
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• MAC — Media Access Control

• GRATZ — Congratulations
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• !-( — Black eye
• PLD — Played
• DIS — Did I Say
• BPS — bits per second
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• NOOB — Newbie
• :-' — Undecided
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• AWA — As Well As
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• GOI — Get Over It
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• IFF — If and Only If
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• GRRRR — Growling
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• JFF — Just For Fun
• WITW — What in the World?
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• B — Be
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• PD — Public Domain
• HB — Happy Birthday
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• B2B — Back to Back
• TMA — Take My Advice
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• OTT — Over The Top
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service

• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• G2G — Got To Go
• BW — Best Wishes
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• FWD — Forward
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• &-) — Stoned
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• VN — Very Nice
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• NMP — Not My Problem
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• PTB — Powers That Be
• W4U — Waiting for You
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• BK — Bot kill
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• VC — Venture Capital
• YHM — You Have Mail
• SYSOP — System Operator
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• BR — Best regards
• BUMP — Increment
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• AOE — Area of Effect
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• HMT — Here's My Try
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• ED — Erase Display

• R — Rare
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• AIR — As I Remember
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• OT — Off Topic
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• RT — Roger That
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• MB — Maybe
• BB — Be Back
• HL — Half Life
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• TIL — Today I Learned
• ICL — In Christian Love
• SFW — Safe for Work
• HRU — How Are You?
• NAP — Not A Problem
• TM — Trust Me
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• :-9 — Salivating
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• MMA — Meet me at
• OOP — Out of Power
• IONO — I Don't Know
• WUD — What You Doing
• WTF — What The Freak
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• B — Back
• RUT — Are You There?
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• 2CUTE — too cute
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• CTO — Check This Out
• PC — Player Character
• LIC — Like I Care
• 4PLA — Foreplay

• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• PCM — Please Call Me
• GI — Google It
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• YL — Young Lady
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• YG — Young Gentleman
• PIC — Picture
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• B4U — Before You
• PERV — pervert
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• DTS — Don't Think So
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• 4GET — Forget
• LFM — Looking for More
• ST8 — state
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• 6E — sexy
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• COS — Change Of Subject
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• JC — Just Chilling
• WO — Without
• ESP — Especially
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• 4NK8 — Sex
• 1D10T — Idiot
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• DC — Disconnected
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• DW — Dear Wife
• X — Exchange
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• A55 — ass
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• GAL — Get A Life
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It

• BOT — Be on that
• BT — Byte This
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• COS — Because
• OH — Overheard
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• DUPE — Duplicate
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• WTT — Want To Trade
• AOTA — All of the Above
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• UR — You Are
• :-@! — Cursing
• ARG — Argument
• ACPT — Accept
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• B2W — Back to Work
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• B9 — benign
• IDL — Ideal
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• GD — Good Day
• NN — Not Now
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• M — Million
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• @ — at
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• EM — Excuse Me
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• AAF — As A Friend
• AA — Always Afloat
• OM — Oh My
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• FM — Fucking Magic
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• RTG — Ready to Go
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• HOAS — Hold On A Second

• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• BOK — Bouquet
• GONNA — Going to
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• NA — No Access
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• MED — Medium
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• MV — Move
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• 9 — Nine
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• DP — Display Picture
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• FSR — For Some Reason
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• VENG — Vengeance
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• AYT — Are You There
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• W3 — World Wide Web
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• SL — Squad Leader
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• Z — it means said
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• GH — Good Hand
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• LD — Later Dude
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• MIN — Minute
• RENTS — Parents
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• NTS — Note to Self
• PW — Persistent World

• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• GFI — Go For It
• SOS — Same Old Story
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• EOR — End of Rant
• TM — Text Message
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• FB — Fucking buddy
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• OL — Old Lady
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• BF — Blast Furnace
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• E — Ecstasy
• SH — Shit Happens
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• YHL — You Have Lost
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• 2LN — toolin
• URW — You Are Welcome
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• QS10 — question
• :^) — Broken nose
• SW — So What?
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• 2 — Too Add
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• IDK — I don’t know
• OOTD — One of These Days
• CP — Chat Post
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• NOOB — New person
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• Y — Yaw

• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• HBU — How about you?
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• AIH — As It Happens
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• JIC — Just In Case
• 4 — Second Base
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• 86 — Out of
• MTF — More to Follow
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• ! — Surprised
• CC — Clan Chat
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• LOM — Low on Mana
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• %*} — Inebriated
• L2K — Like to come
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BC — Basket Case
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• IYSS — If You Say So
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• P — Partner
• LUV — Love
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene

• LFG — Looking For Group
• STW — Search the Web
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• BB — Bumble Bee
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• YF — Wife
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• BARB — Barbarian
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• 4N — Foreign
• RYT — write
• EOS — End of Story
• INV — Inventory
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• CU2 — See You Too
• IS — I'm Sorry
• FWM — Fine With Me
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• WP — Wrong Person
• YNK — You Never Know
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• NFS — Need For Speed
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• HM — Home
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• @-) — Hypnotized
• BM — Bite Me
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• SB — Should Be
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• <33 — heart
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• J/K — Just Kidding
• CT — Can't Talk
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• MGMT — Management
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• WUP — What's Up
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean

• MU — Miss U
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• :( — Sad, without nose
• CAM — Camera
• 10C — Tennesse
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• RD — Research and Development
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• HAU — How About You?
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• S — Smile
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• BCOS — Because
• D — Diathermy
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• NO1 — No-One
• G2R — Got to Run
• YKW — You Know What
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• LOB — Lobster
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• ETA — Edited To Add
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• SN — Soon
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• ZMG — Oh My God
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn

• 4Q — Fuck You
• CRYS — crystal
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• MM — Market Maker
• GJ — Good Job
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• (.V.) — Breasts
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• WTH — What The Hell?
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• SK8R — Skater
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• STR8N — straighten
• RTS — Read the Screen
• |-O — Yawning
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• OPM — Other People's Money
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• BO — Buzz Off
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• CSW — can't see why
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• ARC — Archive
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• FOCUS — Focus sight.

• ADAM — Adamant
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• AYF — All Your Fault
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• BOL — Be On Later
• *G* — Grin
• OTW — Off To Work
• GFU — Good for You
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• WEBO — Webopedia
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• GG — Good Going
• BIC — Best in Class
• MOOCH — Freeload
• SME1 — Some One
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• 1NAM — One in a million
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• OAO — Over and Out
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• GMV — Got My Vote
• PZ — peace
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• IAYL — In A While
• ABT2 — About To
• SUM1 — Someone
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• AIIC — As If I Care
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• N2 — Into
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• WAI — What an Idiot
• KK — Knock, knock
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• LY — Love Ya
• QS — Quick Start
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss

• EVA — Ever
• NRN — No response necessary
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• NM — Nothing Much
• 8O — Shocked
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• DDH — Death dot heal
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• QT — Quiet
• DN — Down
• CUS — Because
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• K — Okay
• 2N — tune
• GLA — Good Luck All
• PHKR — fucker
• PS — Playstation
• FYA — For Your Action
• 2EZ — Too easy
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• HB — Hurry Back
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• ABU — All bugged up
• BME — Based on My Experience
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• :-C — Astonished
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• FW — Forward
• YATB — You Are the Best
• DH — Dear Hubby
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• LI — LinkedIn
• 2Q — took you
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• PWN — To own
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• PTB — Please Text Back
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• ATST — At the Same Time

• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• MP — Mana Points
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• ATW — All the Web
• NEB — Nebula)
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• OOI — Out of Interest
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• MVN — movin
• OO — Over and Out
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• EOB — End Of Business
• BOC — But of Course
• ADN — Any Day Now
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• AIS — As I Said
• YRG — You Are Good!
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• VGG — Very Good Game
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• CMUTE — commute
• IUSS — If You Say So
• TAH — Take A Hike
• D2 — Dedos
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• LOA — List of acronyms
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• BIB — Boss is back
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• CR8 — Create
• THANQ — Thank You
• KIA — Know It All

• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• II — I'm impressed
• HBO — Home Box Office
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• TTB — Trips to bank
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• IHY — I Hate You
• G9 — Genius
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• YT — You There?
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• YT — YouTube
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• LYT — light
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• DA — The
• M/F — Male/Female
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• BAC — By Any Chance
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• BS — Big Smile
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• CL — Clan Leader
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• 420 — Lets Get High
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• 4K — fork
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• GDZ — Greater demons
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• OD — OverDose
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• DE — Dead End
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• CW — Complete Wank

• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• 8-) — Bandit
• :-(0) — Shouting
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• PWNED — Owned
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• :0 — Hungry
• WAY — What About You?
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• AB — Ass Backwards
• CUA — Common User Access
• U — You
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• NECH — Nechryael
• GOK — God Only Knows
• JDI — Just Do It
• IB — I'm Back
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• AH — At home
• 3=====D — Penis
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• CRA — crazy
• NTK — Need To Know
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• GNIGHT — Good night
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• :-O — Appalled
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• ;-) — Twinkle
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down

• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• UT2L — You take too long
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• :-7 — Smirk
• CX — Correction(s)
• GG — Go Girl
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• CMXI — 911
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• GG — Good Games
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• CYO — See You Online
• JO — Jerking off
• ST — Such That
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• PS — Photoshop
• IA8 — I already ate
• YM — You're welcome
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• BC — Because
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• O — Over to You
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• WAB — What A Bummer
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• CBALL — Cannonball
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• JOO — you
• GB — Goodbye
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• BEOS — Nudge
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• CUNS — See You In School

• JJA — just joking around
• GA — Go Ahead
• :-) . — I have an inny
• BAC — Back At Computer
• NEWB — Newbie
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• RA — Resident Assistant
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• NWO — No Way Out
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• NFW — Not for Work
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• 4 — Four
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• YD — Yesterday
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• IBT — In Between Technology
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• THNQ — Thank You
• TLG — The Living God
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• OU — I owe you
• CUL — Catch You Later
• FS — Full Screen
• YTTL — You take too long
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• ABTA — Good-bye
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• IMU — I miss u
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• B — Before
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• ENUF — Enough
• CU — Cracking Up
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• CLD — could
• 4VA — forever
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• A/N — Author's Note
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet

• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• WT — Without Thinking
• ST — Star Trek
• D/L — Download
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• FF — Follow Friday
• CY — Calm Yourself
• GTG — Good To Go
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• CW — Castle Wars
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• NFS — Not For Sale
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• MEH — just okay
• 10SE — Tennesse
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• IAC — In Any Case
• FPS — Frames per second.
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• TW — Team Work
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• TM — Time
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• TD — Tower Defense
• D — Dragon
• YD — You'Re Dead
• 0 — Zero
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• 8 — Infinity
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• BCO — Big crush on

• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• MMK — okay?
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• PRFXN — perfection
• EL — Evil Laugh
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• TM — Thread Mangler
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• URH — You are hot
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• AV8 — Aviate
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• NV — envy
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• IMS — I Must Say
• WAB — What Another Bill
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• CW — Current Weight
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• AIW — As It Were
• MEH — so-so
• WC — Welcome
• XS — In excess of
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• DD — Death Dot
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• CFS — Care for Secret
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• POOF — I have left the chat
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• MIA — Missing In Action
• ITRW — In The Real World
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal

• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• WEP — Weapon
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• RG — Re-group
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• KO — Knockout
• STR — Strength
• POOF — Good-bye
• AB — Ah Bless!
• AISB — As It Should Be
• EOS — End of Show
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• NS — Nice Shot
• RT — Retweet
• TO — Take Over
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• PL — Platoon Leader
• PB — Potty Break
• H20 — water
• :-) — Happy
• *W* — wink
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• PA — Pay Attention
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• GIMME — Give Me
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• OMW — Oh my word
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• O — Oh
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• BR — Bathroom
• KIX — kicks

• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• IF — In (the) Front
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• CNP — Continuednext post
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• CBL — Come Back Later
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• GM — Good Match
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• BG — Bad Game
• AOC — Available on cell
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• UDR — other
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• HLM — he loves me
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• DYFI — Did you find it
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• UL — You Will
• :-(( — Really Sad
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• OJ — Only Joking
• DT — Desert Treasure
• NW — No Way
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• EME — Eat Me
• ASIG — And so it goes
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• LTD — Living the Dream
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• CNP — Continued on next post
• 3 — The letter E
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• S — Sigh
• GM — Got Milk?
• CP — Sleepy
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')

• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• RLR — Earlier
• IMTM — I am the man
• YR — Your
• JW — Just wondering
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• X — Ecstasy
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• TG — That's Great
• ALA — As Long As
• ONL — Online
• OTW — On the Whole
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• OLL — Online Love
• TNT — Until next time
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• QL — Quit Laughing
• BAD — Broken as designed
• QIK — Quick
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• IRT — In regards to
• ;-<> — Drooling
• 10 — Ten
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• NVMD — Nevermind
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• YA — Yet Another
• MOF — Male or Female
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• MITH — Mithril
• BT — Between technologies
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• ONRY — ornery
• DUCT — Did You See That
• L2G — Like to go
• EMSG — Email Message
• DS — this
• DF — Dear Friend

• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• WL — Whatta loser
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• LVS — loves
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• CUA — See You Around
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• N — In
• GS — Good Shot
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• OD — Oh Dear
• GM — Good Move
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• PL8 — Plate
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• AIW — As It Was
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• FSCK — File System Check
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• G8 — Gate
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• WRU — Who Are You
• UTT — Under The Table
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• BN — Bad news
• DA — father
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• 3 — Three
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• 6S — success
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• IC — In-Character
• ARDY — Ardougne

• FU — Fuck You
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• REQ — Request
• *G* — Giggle
• AYW — As you were
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• ;^) — Smirking
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• BC — Be Cool
• MGB — May God Bless
• CX — Cancelled
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• %V — Picasso
• TA — Thanks a lot
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• YRS — wires
• 6 — Six
• EL8D — elated
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• AMMY — Amulet
• MMB — Message Me Back
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• QR — Cure
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• TQ — Te Quiero
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• 1 — One
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• WKD — Weekend
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)

• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• QSO — Conversation
• BAY — Back at ya
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• TNT — dynamite
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• ICUR — I See You Are
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• WK — Week
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• GR — Good Race
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• TAB — Tablet
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• P2P — Pay to play
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• 19 — Zero Hand
• SWORD — Swordfish
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• CFY — Calling for You
• 8-O — Shocked
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• EZ — Easy Listening
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• OJ — Orange Juice
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• PK — Player Killer
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• NP — Nosey parents
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• TDS — Tormented demons
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal

• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• <:-| — Monk
• 2G4 — Together
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• WH — World Hopper
• DU — Don't understand
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• YTM — You the Man
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• NMH — Not Much Here
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• :-& — Sick
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• 1CE — Once
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• -:-) — Punk
• L8RS — Laters
• WTM — Who's the man
• LNDN — London
• RX — prescriptions
• JAC — Just a second
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• FF — Friends Forever
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• BS — Bull Shit
• :-{ — Mustache
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• BL — Belly Laugh
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• :-J — Smirk

• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• COH — City of Heroes
• OYO — On Your Own
• BB — Big Brother
• DRAG — Dragon
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• CIAO — Good-bye
• 9 — nein
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• 8-P — Yuck!
• :-R — Raspberry
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• OVR — OVeRlay
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• GAS — Got A Second
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• GT — Good Try
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• (:-) — Big Face
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• EL8 — elate
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• FYF — from your friend
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• XTC — Ecstasy

• :-D — Laugher
• NM — No Message
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• CON — Construction
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• :-* — Bitter
• () — Hugging
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• X-( — You're Mad!
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• BL8D — belated
• BT — Bite This
• N1 — Nice One
• |-O — Snoring
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• 4EVR — Forever
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• CRE8 — Create
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• DA — there
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• SUTH — So use to haters
• B/F — Boyfriend
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• IAE — In Any Event
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• DK — Don't known
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• ATT — Attack
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• 44UM — foresome
• ZUP — What's up?
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• NECRO — Necromancer
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• RQ — RageQuit
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• YW — You are welcome
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• DH — Dick Head
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)

• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• ATB — All The Best
• LEMME — Let me
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• PRT — Please Retweet
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• OOC — Out of Character
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• DL — Darklight
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• TXT — Text
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• CB — Crazy baby
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• NME — Enemy
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• STFU — Shut The Fucked Up
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• SUP? — What's up?
• GG — Brother
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• — Yawning
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• OG — Original Guild
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• IHU — I Hate You
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• NL — not likely
• WTMI — Way to much information
• CYL — See You Later
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex

• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• SK8TR — Skater
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• BBNS — Big bones
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• WFM — Works For Me
• JAM — Just A Minute
• 2GETHER — together
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• PRON — pornography
• VWD — Very Well Done
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• :-X — Small Kiss
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• NC — New Conglomerate
• LTS — Laughing to self
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• KIR — Keep It Real
• NYM — New York Minute
• POW — Prisoner of war
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• LYB — Love You Babe
• EM — E-Mail
• T — Think Positive
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• NTK — Nice to Know
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• ATS — About to sprout
• DVS — devious
• **** — Popcorn
• D — Diphtheria
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• PWNAGE — Ownage

• URAQT! — you are a cutie!
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• TOU — Thinking of You
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• YTG — You're the greatest
• AGN — Again
• ?4U — Question For You
• BG — Big Grin
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• KB — Kick Butt
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• TALLY — Talisman
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• BOB — Back off buddy
• 4F — for fun
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• OVA — Over
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• :-'| — Sniffles
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• N2M — Not to Mention
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• 8 — Ate
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• TTM — To the Moderator
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• GI — Good Idea
• X-( — Just died
• TOTAL — Total level
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• NR — Nice Roll

• 8:-) — Little Girl
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• TUI — Turning You in
• BWO — Black White or Other
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• KK — Okey
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• IYQ — I like you
• SQP — scoop
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• 6UAL — Sexual
• MUD — Multi User Domain
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• TBL — Text back later
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• SQ — Square shield
• SC — Stay Cool
• YR — Yeah Right
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• GAC — Get A Clue
• 5 — Five
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• :O) — Clown
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• 8) — Frog

• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• SAT — Sorry About That
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• BIF — Before I Forget
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• :-D — Grinning
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• G — Giggle
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• W — Wink
• URTM — You Are the Man
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• MM — Sister
• OOTO — Out of the office
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• WRK — Work
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• SYT — See You Tonight
• 2BH — to be honest
• BRAC — Bracelet
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• OOH — Out of Here
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• : - )… — Drooling
• :( ) — shouting
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• DNR — Dinner
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• BHL8 — Be home late
• DR — didn't read
• SARA — Saradomin
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• WUW — What U Want
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• ASSIST — Assist System
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• MLM — give the middle finger
• EMMY — Emerald
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• VINE — Whip Vine

• JML — Join me later
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• WTMTOYH — Way too much time on your hands
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• JAD — Just Another Day
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• RWT — Real World Trading
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• QSL — Reply
• (//_') — emo
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• &&&& — Pretzels
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• MEM — Member
• Q — Question
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• 2MFM — to much for me
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• DGT — Don't go there
• AE — area-effect
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• N00B — Newbie
• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• DYLM — do you like me
• MU — Miss Universe
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• NANA — Not now, no need
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• 10SION — tension
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• (:-* — Kiss
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• &-| — Crying
• [] — Hug
• NFM — Not for Me

• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• NUTN — Nothing
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• BBQ — Barbeque
• :X — Hear no evil
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• =P~ — Drooling
• VRY — Very
• TMOT — Trust Me On This
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• :=) — Two noses
• WDYK — What Do You Know?
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• YM — You Mean ...
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• FF — Fish Flingers
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• AT — At Your Terminal
• DEF — Defence
• LHM — Lord Help Me
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• "8*# — drunk
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• NAT — Nature rune
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• SOT — Short Of Time
• :'-( — Crying
• P* — French kiss
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• FM — Fine Magic

• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• 4AYN — for all you know
• ROFLCOPTER — Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• FBH — Federal Bureau of Hackers
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• TPC — The Phone Company
• NG — New Game
• :OI — Mouth Full
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• DLBBB — Don't let the bed bugs bite
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• BAS — Big butt smile
• :8) — Pig
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• 8 — Eight
• IMI — I Mean It
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• :-! — Foot In Mouth