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• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• MEHH — sigh
• %-} — Intoxicated
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TM8 — tomato
• W8R — waiter
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• :"> — embarrassed
• TBH — To Be Honest
• GH — Getting Hard
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• :I — Expresses indifference
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• :-() — Yelling
• WASSUP — what's up?
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• LAN — Local Area Network
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• FKS — fucks
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• KS — Kill Steal
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• D9 — denyin
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• YQ — I Like You
• 4RM — from
• 5-0 — Police
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• — Joking
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• :-/ — Skeptical
• FALLY — Falador.
• NYT — Night
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy

• BSF — Be serious folks
• :-| — Ambivalent
• W/ — With
• GNA — Good night all
• ZERKER — Berserker
• L8R — Later
• S'OK — it's okay
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• R8D — rated
• ABT — About
• L8ER — Later
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• IKR — I Know Right
• 0:-) — angel
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• PST — Please Send Tell
• U4IC — euphoric
• O4U — Only for You
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• VFM — Value For Money
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• 0 :-) — Angel
• && — and
• :- — Undecided
• G4I — Go for It
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• O :-) — An angel
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• SK8 — Skate
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• K4U — Kiss for you
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• B-DAY — Birthday
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• OOF — Out of Facility
• KEWL — Cool
• N/A — Not Applicable
• 511 — Too much information
• N EMA — enema
• HUD — How You Doing

• TA2 — tatoo
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• IMO — In My Opinion
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• X! — Typical Woman
• Z% — Zoo
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• G4U — Good for You
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• SOS — Someone Special
• OIC — Oh I See
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• BJ — Blow Job
• J4F — Just for Fun
• WAT UP — What's up?
• E.G — For example
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• GM — Good Morning
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• PPL — People
• Y/- — Why not?
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• :-| — undecided
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• 2D4 — To Die For
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• B8 — bait
• WANNA — Want to
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• R8RS — Raiders
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• SMT — Something
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• O RLY — oh really
• W@ — What
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• D46? — Down for sex?
• U-L — You Will
• ATM — At The Moment
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• T BOW — Training bow
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• H4X0R — Hacker

• X — Kiss
• UI! — You Idiot
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• PEEPS — People
• XLNT — Excellent
• D8R — dater
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• Y! — Typical Man
• D8N — datin
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• D00D — Dude
• I1DR — I Wonder
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• B-( — Beat Up
• W/END — weekend
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• J00 — You
• ISO — In Search Of
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• XNTRK — eccentric
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• F? — Friends
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• >:-( — Annoyed
• T2GO — Time to Go
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• Q4U — question for you
• VIP — Very Important Person
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• PLS — Please

• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• XI 10 — Exciting
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• BTW — By The Way
• HALLY — Halberd
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• }-) — Wry smile
• K8T — Katie
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• XI10 — Exciting
• LMK — Let Me Know
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• W# — World #
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• WBU — What About You?
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• P-( — Pirate
• C):O) — cowboy
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• » — Raquo
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• G4Y — Good For You
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• C=:-) — Chef
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• W/O — Without
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• M-) — See no evil
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• 10Q — Thank You
• ¿;) — Elvis
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• 6 — Sex
• GN — Good Night
• §=-) — Curly haired smile

• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• O-&-< — Person bored
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• BMW — Be My Wife
• K/B — Keyboard
• C[T] — cup of tea
• 10S — tennis
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• J00R — your
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• JK — Just kidding
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• 2LY — truly
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• QC — Quality Control
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• RZN — raisin
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• IP — Internet Protocol
• P^{) — pirate
• M$ — Microsoft
• 81 — Hells Angels
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• P-ZA — Pizza
• DV8 — Deviate
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• J/P — Just Playing
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• M80S — Mateys
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• C|B-) — Ali G
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• ZIPN — zippin
• SUP — What's Up?
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person

• P@H — parents at home
• GNITE — Good night
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• ASF — And So Forth
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• 7K — Sick
• P^) — pirate
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• O==3 — Penis
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• TA2D — tatood
• FAB — Fabulous
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• FISH — First In Still Here
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• MSG — Message
• TC — Take Care
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• WWW — World Wide Web
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• OTP — On the Phone
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• 59 — fine
• MYO — Mind your own
• POC — Point Of Contact
• JMN — jammin
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• O:-( — model
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• N4CMT — enforcement
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• THO — Though
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• WTG — Way To Go
• TBA — To Be Advised

• .02 — My two cents worth
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• HAXOR — Hacker
• AA — Adios Amigo
• KOK — Knock
• KS — Kill-Steal
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• WC — Wrong Chat
• BFN — Bye for Now
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• 182 — I Hate You
• (_() — Marshmallow
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• IRL — In Real Life
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• RNG — Range
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• ATTN — Attention
• TMB — Text Me Back
• HB — Hug Back
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• XME — Excuse Me
• ALCON — All Concerned
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• IDC — I Don't Care
• B4 — Before
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• NP — No Problem
• FYI — For Your Information
• MWAH — kiss
• BBL — Be Back Later
• 1E9 — a billion
• 6SR — successor
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• NVM — Never Mind
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• PM — Private Message
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• DOA — dead on arrival
• 2TH — Tooth

• LP — Life Points
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• O>- — snowboarder
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• RX — Regards
• HUGZ — Hugs
• H — Hug
• BCOZ — Because
• DD — Darling Daughter
• THX — Thanks
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• NFS — Network File System
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• TXS — Thanks
• EOF — End Of File
• COZ — Because
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• :-0 — Talkative
• KT — Katie
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• SB — Somebody
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• BRB — Be right back
• NTHING — Nothing
• M8 — Mate
• LGH — Lets Get High
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• GBU — God Bless You
• BRT — Be Right There
• VM — Voice Mail
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• LOP — Low on Power
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• IR8 — irate
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• B9 — Boss is watching
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?

• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• LOLWUT — What?
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• IK — I Know
• JV — Joint Venture
• ADDY — Adamant
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• V — Very
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• W8 — Wait
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• Y — Why?
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• BZ — Busy
• EOM — End Of Message
• DBA — Doing Business As
• INV ME — Invite Me
• 55555 — Laughing
• 1337 — Elite
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• DS — Darling Son
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• 22 — Tuesday
• PW — Pow Wow
• BOT — Back on Topic
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• :-){ — Beard
• TB — Text Back
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• K — Kiss
• NVR — Never
• EOD — End Of Day
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• WTH — What The Heck?
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard

• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• PROLLY — Probably
• OT — Overtime
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• 121 — One-To-One
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• SRY — Sorry
• ADDY — Address
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• WYD — what are you doing
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• TY — Thank You
• Y2K — Year 2000
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• QT — Cutie
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• LYK — like
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• LV — love
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• POV — Point Of View
• AML — All My Love
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• 10X — Thanks
• ER — Emergency Room
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• BF — Boyfriend
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• TTLY — Totally
• 4RE — Ferrari
• DM — Do me
• STR8 — Straight
• 4E — Forever
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• BLK — Black
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• AH — asshole
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• BDAY — Birthday
• BCNU — Be Seein' You

• NUFF — Enough Said
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• ADR — Address
• IE — Internet Explorer
• YGG — You Go Girl
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• PXT — Please Explain That
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• WKND — Weekend
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• BRD — Bored
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• ILU — I Love You
• AWESO — Awesome
• SOZ — Sorry
• MC — Merry Christmas
• GFY — Good For You
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• MOB — Mobile
• FTF — Face To Face
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• B4N — Bye for Now
• H8 — Hate
• DD — Dear Daughter
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• TBD — To Be Determined
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• SQ — Square
• 8 — Oral Sex
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• L8 — Late
• BR8 — berate
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• 2NTE — Tonight
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• ADD — Address
• TX — Thanks
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• UL — Upload
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• FXION8 — affectionate
• CYA — See You
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• IOW — In Other Words
• NT — Nice Try
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action

• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• DERP — silly
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• WU — What's Up?
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• OTP — One True Pairing
• KEYA — I will key you later
• OMW — On My Way
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• SIS — sister
• YCT — Your Comment To
• DUN — Don't
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• PS — Post Scriptum
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• VR — Virtual Reality
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• DNS — Domain Name System
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• 4U — For You
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• FF — Friendly Fire
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• SRSLY — Seriously
• AA — As above
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• R — Are
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• PIZ — parents in room
• 404 — I Don't Know
• USU — Usually
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• FU — Future Use
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• OZ — Australia
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy

• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• :-Q — Smoker
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• RU — Are You?
• IML — I love you
• WB — Welcome Back
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• DS — Dear Son
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• TYT — Take Your Time
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• GD — Good
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• SMS — Short Message Service
• CC — Carbon Copy
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• BD — Big Deal
• AWS — As We Speak
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• GTH — Go To Hell
• OP — Original Poster
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• TC — Telephone Call
• HH — Ha-ha
• 1457 — Last
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• LDY — lady
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• CUL8R — See You Later
• JC — Just Checking
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• CMB — Call Me Back
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• EOL — End Of Life
• IM — Instant Message
• CU — See You
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• DH — Dear Husband
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• INFO — Information

• AP — Apple Pie
• NLT — No Later Than
• APP — Application
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• SYL — See You Later
• FN — Function
• SUX — sucks
• AFB — Away from Brain
• NO — Number
• AISI — As I See It
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• 6Y — sexy
• RW — Real World
• 4AO — For adults only
• G — Grin
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• SS — So Sorry
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• AFC — Away from Computer
• LOLO — Lots of love
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• C — See
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• UW — You're Welcome
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• MB — Message Board
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• TOM — Tomorrow
• PLZ — Please
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• NFC — No fucking clue
• RN — Right Now
• BBS — Be back soon
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• GA — Good Afternoon
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• 1E6 — a million
• UGH — Disgusted
• RS — Runescape
• B/C — Because

• TBC — To Be Continued
• U2 — You Too
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• GL — Good Luck
• PWR — Power
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• HW — Homework
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• PROGGY — computer program
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• FO — Fuck Off
• OP — Operator
• SEC — Second
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• WC — Who Cares?
• :-, — Smirk
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• BLOG — Web Log
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• SPK — Speak
• GND — Ground
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• JJ — Just Joking
• NM — Never Mind
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• LOL — laughting out loud
• JT — Just Teasing
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• RLY — Really
• 6A — sexy
• NE1 — Anyone
• PS — PostScript
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• GFN — Gone for Now

• A4 — afford
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• CLK — click
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• OOO — Out Of Office
• SYS — See You Soon
• HF — Have Fun
• SOL — shit outta luck
• TK — To Come
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• BTA — But Then Again
• KBD — Keyboard
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• BV — Behind view
• 6UL — sexual
• 2NITE — Tonight
• NRG — Energy
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• MOI — Me (French)
• OTW — On the Way
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• LOC — Locate
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• BS — Bullshit
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• ABD — Already Been Done
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• Z — Zero
• GRL — Girl
• E1 — Everyone
• CE — Creative Editing
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• ABBY — Abyssal
• CUS — See You Soon
• D8 — date
• AO — Anarchy Online
• <3 — Heart
• RE — Hello Again
• NBD — No Big Deal
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• MB — Maybe
• THR — there
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• UTM — You Tell Me

• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• GRRRR — Growling
• NC — No Comment
• WAT — What
• NA — Not Applicable
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• BUMP — Increment
• RGDS — Regards
• NT — No Text
• GR8 — Great
• 4EVER — Forever
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• FE — Fatal Error
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• W/E — Whatever
• CID — Consider It Done
• OS — Operating System
• PW — Password
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• SUL — See You Later
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• UR — Your
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• GGA — Good Game All
• GRMBL — Grumble
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• OB — Obligatory
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• CUL — See You Later
• FB — Facebook
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• JK — Joke
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• NHL — National Hockey League
• 4NR — Foreigner
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• AZN — Asian
• LMNK — Leave my name out

• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• BOT — Be on that
• BAU — Business As Usual
• 411 — Info
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• MF — motherfucker
• ASO — And So On
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• EG — Evil Grin
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• LFG — Looking For Group
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• TU — Thank You
• 9T — night
• NE — Any
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• FRT — For Real Though
• HW — Hardware
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• VC — Venture Capital
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• S2R — Send to Receive
• QH — Quick hop
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• CO — Conference
• IC — I See
• 2L8 — Too Late
• AISB — As I Said Before
• :-I — Indifferent
• K — Kilo-
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• BST — But Seriously Though
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• TLS — Transport Layer Security

• CB — Chat Brat
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• 420 — Marijuana
• W — With
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• WTF — What The Freak
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• LYL — Love You Lots
• GONNA — Going to
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• OM — Old Man
• 4U2C — for you to see
• AIGHT — Alright
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• CB — Coffee Break
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• DM — Dungeon Master
• YTB — You're The Best
• SF — Science Fiction
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• FWD — Forward
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• @-) — Hypnotized
• TNX — Thanks
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• BION — Believe It or Not
• CHK — Check
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick

• EOT — End Of Transmission
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• LO — Hello
• H/O — Hold On
• WTF — what the fuck
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• CM — Call Me
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• R8 — Rate
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• NG — No Good
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• BF — Best Friend
• BR — Best regards
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• DL — Download
• (.V.) — Breasts
• NET — Internet
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• BRH — Be Right Here
• HIG — How's It Going
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• BMG — Be My Guest
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• LAM — Leave A Message
• BPS — bits per second
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• TUFD — The User File Died
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• WG — Wicked Grin
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• WWY — Where Were You?
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• 2 — To
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know

• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• N/A — Not Available
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• FBM — Fine By Me
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• C — Cool Breeze
• IME — In My Experience
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• DW — Don't Worry
• JC — Just Curious
• : @ — Shouting
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• GW — Getting Wet
• MAC — Media Access Control
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• LD — Long Distance
• QQ — Quick Question
• MN8 — emanate
• WB — Write Back
• KB — Keyboard
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• GBY — God Bless You
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• RYT — write
• BKA — Better Known As
• M — Male
• TTS — Text To Speech
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• EZ — Easy
• Z — it means said
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• 2U2 — To You Too
• IFF — If and Only If
• 4EVA — Forever
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• OOP — Out of Power
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• F2T — Free to Talk

• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• FU — Follow-Up
• 4 — For
• OTT — Over The Top
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• LTR — Later
• JAS — Just A Second
• PC — Player Character
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• @WRK — At Work
• BITD — Back in the Day
• OT — Off Topic
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• NM — Not Much
• <33 — heart
• HD — Hold
• LYK — Let You Know
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• PO — Piss Off
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• PBM — Play By Mail
• AYK — As You Know
• A55 — ass
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• AWA — As Well As
• !-( — Black eye
• M — Million

• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• WUD — What You Doing
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• DIS — Did I Say
• IDL — Ideal
• 1DR — I wonder
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• GTG — Good To Go
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• 6E — sexy
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• AAR — At Any Rate
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• SFW — Safe for Work
• NOOB — Newbie
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• LOM — Low on Mana
• HD — Head
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• THNX — Thanks
• OBV — Obviously
• SYSOP — System Operator
• PD — Public Domain
• CUZ — Because
• VN — Very Nice
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• BK — Bot kill
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• PTB — Powers That Be
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• BARB — Barbarian
• ACPT — Accept
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• B2B — Back to Back
• 2DAY — Today
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• BT — Byte This

• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• PCM — Please Call Me
• JFF — Just For Fun
• 2CUTE — too cute
• GOI — Get Over It
• TMA — Take My Advice
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• HMT — Here's My Try
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• DTS — Don't Think So
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• HRU — How Are You?
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• UNEEK — unique
• K — Okay
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• IONO — I Don't Know
• G2G — Got To Go
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• BW — Best Wishes
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• AIR — As I Remember
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• TIL — Today I Learned
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• MIN — Minute
• :-' — Undecided
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting

• GBH — Great Big Hug
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• YHM — You Have Mail
• W4U — Waiting for You
• ST8 — state
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• HB — Happy Birthday
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• YL — Young Lady
• B — Be
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• DW — Dear Wife
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• MMA — Meet me at
• HL — Half Life
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• B9 — benign
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• NOOB — New person
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• ED — Erase Display
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• PLD — Played
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• AYT — Are You There
• TM — Text Message
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• COS — Change Of Subject
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• DP — Display Picture
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• EM — Excuse Me
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• TM — Trust Me
• WUP — What's Up
• SOS — Same Old Story

• @ — at
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• PIC — Picture
• AOE — Area of Effect
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• LIC — Like I Care
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• CP — Chat Post
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• GD — Good Day
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• DC — Disconnected
• PERV — pervert
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• GAL — Get A Life
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• &-) — Stoned
• NMP — Not My Problem
• CTO — Check This Out
• ICL — In Christian Love
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• RT — Roger That
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• BB — Be Back
• R — Rare
• WITW — What in the World?
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• YF — Wife
• 4NK8 — Sex
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• B — Back
• RUT — Are You There?
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• MVN — movin
• 86 — Out of
• HBU — How about you?
• DUPE — Duplicate
• WO — Without

• ESP — Especially
• 1D10T — Idiot
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• AA — Always Afloat
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• ! — Surprised
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• EOR — End of Rant
• YG — Young Gentleman
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• UR — You Are
• NAP — Not A Problem
• YTTL — You take too long
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• MGMT — Management
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• B4U — Before You
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• IDK — I don’t know
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• VENG — Vengeance
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• OL — Old Lady
• 4GET — Forget
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• SH — Shit Happens
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• GI — Google It
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• NTS — Note to Self
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• LFM — Looking for More
• NN — Not Now
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• :-9 — Salivating
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• ARG — Argument
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• SOH — Sense Of Humor

• FB — Fucking buddy
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• OO — Over and Out
• AOTA — All of the Above
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• QS10 — question
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• YHL — You Have Lost
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• CRYS — crystal
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• JC — Just Chilling
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• COS — Because
• B2W — Back to Work
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• SL — Squad Leader
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• BB — Bumble Bee
• MED — Medium
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• 4N — Foreign
• OM — Oh My
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• AAF — As A Friend
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• WTT — Want To Trade
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• OH — Overheard
• 9 — Nine
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• LOB — Lobster
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• GH — Good Hand

• BOK — Bouquet
• 4Q — Fuck You
• IB — I'm Back
• CT — Can't Talk
• GFI — Go For It
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• MV — Move
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• HM — Home
• CC — Clan Chat
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• OOTD — One of These Days
• 2 — Too Add
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• MTF — More to Follow
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• FM — Fucking Magic
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• :^) — Broken nose
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• INV — Inventory
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• E — Ecstasy
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• FSR — For Some Reason
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• X — Exchange
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• J/K — Just Kidding
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• EOB — End Of Business
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• IOH — I'm Outta Here

• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• LUV — Love
• :-@! — Cursing
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• PW — Persistent World
• MU — Miss U
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• NA — No Access
• MP — Mana Points
• 2LN — toolin
• LD — Later Dude
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• JIC — Just In Case
• 1NAM — One in a million
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• II — I'm impressed
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• D2 — Dedos
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• SW — So What?
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• MOOCH — Freeload
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• STW — Search the Web

• :( — Sad, without nose
• BC — Basket Case
• WP — Wrong Person
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• W3 — World Wide Web
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• RENTS — Parents
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• %*} — Inebriated
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• GDZ — Greater demons
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• N2 — Into
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• EOS — End of Story
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• COH — City of Heroes
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• 4 — Second Base
• LI — LinkedIn
• RTG — Ready to Go
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• ADAM — Adamant
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• AIH — As It Happens
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• BF — Blast Furnace
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• IS — I'm Sorry
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• IYSS — If You Say So
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief

• OTW — Off To Work
• URW — You Are Welcome
• LYT — light
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• WTH — What The Hell?
• KK — Knock, knock
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• L2K — Like to come
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• CU2 — See You Too
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• ABU — All bugged up
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• ETA — Edited To Add
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• YNK — You Never Know
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• FYA — For Your Action
• AYF — All Your Fault
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• MM — Market Maker
• 2Q — took you
• NFS — Need For Speed
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• GB — Goodbye
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• G2R — Got to Run
• DDH — Death dot heal
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• BM — Bite Me
• SN — Soon

• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• ARC — Archive
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• P — Partner
• CAM — Camera
• WH — World Hopper
• FWM — Fine With Me
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• HAU — How About You?
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• DN — Down
• QR — Cure
• Y — Yaw
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• CLD — could
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• BME — Based on My Experience
• S — Smile
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• ASSIST — Assist System
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• LY — Love Ya
• ZMG — Oh My God
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• RD — Research and Development
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• GJ — Good Job
• D — Diathermy
• 8 — Infinity
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• BCOS — Because
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn

• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• 10C — Tennesse
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• GFU — Good for You
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• 2EZ — Too easy
• OPM — Other People's Money
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• PZ — peace
• SB — Should Be
• LTD — Living the Dream
• RTS — Read the Screen
• BIC — Best in Class
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• JO — Jerking off
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• TAH — Take A Hike
• NEB — Nebula)
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• ATST — At the Same Time
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• SK8R — Skater
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• BOL — Be On Later
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• YKW — You Know What
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• YT — You There?
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• 4K — fork
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• WEBO — Webopedia
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)

• NO1 — No-One
• 420 — Lets Get High
• TTB — Trips to bank
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• HB — Hurry Back
• PHKR — fucker
• CUS — Because
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• CX — Correction(s)
• AB — Ass Backwards
• G9 — Genius
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• WAI — What an Idiot
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• BAC — By Any Chance
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• STR8N — straighten
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• IAYL — In A While
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• EVA — Ever
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• ABTA — Good-bye
• BIB — Boss is back
• AIIC — As If I Care
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• GG — Good Going
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• YT — YouTube
• :-) . — I have an inny
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• CSW — can't see why
• FW — Forward
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• *G* — Grin
• 2N — tune
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• BO — Buzz Off
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think

• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• H20 — water
• NRN — No response necessary
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• DH — Dear Hubby
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• PWN — To own
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• CW — Complete Wank
• SME1 — Some One
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• GMV — Got My Vote
• BC — Because
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• HBO — Home Box Office
• |-O — Yawning
• LOA — List of acronyms
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• OOI — Out of Interest
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• 8O — Shocked
• CR8 — Create
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• NM — Nothing Much
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• ADN — Any Day Now
• WFM — Works For Me
• OAO — Over and Out
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• KIX — kicks
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• ABT2 — About To
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• IRT — In regards to
• WL — Whatta loser
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess

• IHY — I Hate You
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• 8-) — Bandit
• :-7 — Smirk
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• GOK — God Only Knows
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• GLA — Good Luck All
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• AB — Ah Bless!
• DA — The
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• BOC — But of Course
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• CUA — Common User Access
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• :-C — Astonished
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• BS — Big Smile
• IMS — I Must Say
• QS — Quick Start
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• YRS — wires
• CMUTE — commute
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)

• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• PTB — Please Text Back
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• ST — Such That
• DD — Death Dot
• RT — Retweet
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• POOF — I have left the chat
• EME — Eat Me
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• MEH — just okay
• IUSS — If You Say So
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• CMXI — 911
• CL — Clan Leader
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• NECH — Nechryael
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• :0 — Hungry
• SUM1 — Someone
• KIA — Know It All
• AV8 — Aviate
• QT — Quiet
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• BCO — Big crush on
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• AIS — As I Said
• :-O — Appalled
• TLG — The Living God
• CP — Sleepy
• URH — You are hot
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• YM — You're welcome

• ATW — All the Web
• CRA — crazy
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• IMU — I miss u
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• JJA — just joking around
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• 10SE — Tennesse
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• OD — OverDose
• GG — Good Games
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• PWNED — Owned
• PS — Playstation
• DE — Dead End
• NWO — No Way Out
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• KJ — Kill jacked
• UDR — other
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• NFW — Not for Work
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• GNIGHT — Good night
• YATB — You Are the Best
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• 3 — The letter E
• WT — Without Thinking
• 4 — Four
• AIW — As It Was
• CUNS — See You In School
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• GA — Go Ahead
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• THANQ — Thank You
• P2P — Pay to play
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• BAC — Back At Computer
• IAC — In Any Case
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• :-(0) — Shouting

• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• FF — Follow Friday
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• M/F — Male/Female
• FPS — Frames per second.
• OVA — Over
• MMK — okay?
• THNQ — Thank You
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• D/L — Download
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• FS — Full Screen
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• YD — Yesterday
• U — You
• CYO — See You Online
• FF — Friends Forever
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• WAY — What About You?
• AH — At home
• VGG — Very Good Game
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• ;-) — Twinkle
• 4VA — forever
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• JDI — Just Do It
• YRG — You Are Good!
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• ENUF — Enough
• 3=====D — Penis
• CUL — Catch You Later
• TA — Thanks a lot
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• XS — In excess of

• NVMD — Nevermind
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• GG — Go Girl
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• CU — Cracking Up
• PS — Photoshop
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• TNT — Until next time
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• YR — Your
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• MIA — Missing In Action
• IBT — In Between Technology
• A/N — Author's Note
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• JOO — you
• FYF — from your friend
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• IA8 — I already ate
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• MEH — so-so
• NTK — Need To Know
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• BEOS — Nudge
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• WAB — What A Bummer
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• CY — Calm Yourself
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• EL — Evil Laugh
• KO — Knockout
• CBALL — Cannonball

• O — Over to You
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• B — Before
• BC — Be Cool
• YD — You'Re Dead
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• *W* — wink
• OU — I owe you
• 6 — Six
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• NS — Nice Shot
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• HLM — he loves me
• IMTM — I am the man
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• NV — envy
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• DT — Desert Treasure
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• CFY — Calling for You
• NW — No Way
• STR — Strength
• CFS — Care for Secret
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• NEWB — Newbie
• GM — Good Match
• UT2L — You take too long
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• TMB — Tweet Me Back

• L2G — Like to go
• BAD — Broken as designed
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• 2G4 — Together
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• JW — Just wondering
• AIW — As It Were
• %V — Picasso
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• DYFI — Did you find it
• GM — Got Milk?
• BT — Between technologies
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• WUW — What U Want
• CW — Castle Wars
• DA — father
• POOF — Good-bye
• GIMME — Give Me
• OMW — Oh my word
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• BS — Bull Shit
• OVR — OVeRlay
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• 0 — Zero
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• OJ — Only Joking
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• UTT — Under The Table
• RG — Re-group
• RA — Resident Assistant
• ITRW — In The Real World
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• AISB — As It Should Be
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• D — Dragon
• DU — Don't understand
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• EL8D — elated

• ST — Star Trek
• LEMME — Let me
• PA — Pay Attention
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• EOS — End of Show
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• CW — Current Weight
• CNP — Continued on next post
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• S — Sigh
• PRFXN — perfection
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• JAC — Just a second
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• NFS — Not For Sale
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• ASIG — And so it goes
• DF — Dear Friend
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• IF — In (the) Front
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• RLR — Earlier
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• BG — Bad Game
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BB — Big Brother
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• :-) — Happy
• WAB — What Another Bill
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun

• CBL — Come Back Later
• WK — Week
• BR — Bathroom
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• TW — Team Work
• CNP — Continuednext post
• AYW — As you were
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• WC — Welcome
• REQ — Request
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• TD — Tower Defense
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• MOF — Male or Female
• 4EVR — Forever
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• UL — You Will
• SQP — scoop
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• EMSG — Email Message
• ONRY — ornery
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• FU — Fuck You
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• DRAG — Dragon
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• QIK — Quick
• DUCT — Did You See That
• TM — Time
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• AOC — Available on cell
• KB — Kick Butt
• TNT — dynamite
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)

• 10 — Ten
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• ALA — As Long As
• YA — Yet Another
• ONL — Online
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• :-(( — Really Sad
• TM — Thread Mangler
• TO — Take Over
• WEP — Weapon
• OD — Oh Dear
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• 1 — One
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• OJ — Orange Juice
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• QSO — Conversation
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• MGB — May God Bless
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• MITH — Mithril
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• O — Oh
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• :OI — Mouth Full
• FSCK — File System Check
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• G8 — Gate
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• OLL — Online Love
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• DS — this
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• PHD — Push Here Dummy

• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• 6S — success
• LVS — loves
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• WRU — Who Are You
• N — In
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• 9 — nein
• OTW — On the Whole
• GM — Good Move
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• PL8 — Plate
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• PB — Potty Break
• TAB — Tablet
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• CUA — See You Around
• LYB — Love You Babe
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• WKD — Weekend
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• IC — In-Character
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• X — Ecstasy
• ;-<> — Drooling
• BBNS — Big bones
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• CX — Cancelled
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• BL8D — belated
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• GS — Good Shot
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• BCBS — Big Company Big School

• PL — Platoon Leader
• 3 — Three
• WTMTOYH — Way too much time on your hands
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• PK — Player Killer
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• 4ST — forest
• QL — Quit Laughing
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• :O) — Clown
• GR — Good Race
• 4F — for fun
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• TQ — Te Quiero
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• NMH — Not Much Here
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• AMMY — Amulet
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• DK — Don't known
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• EL8 — elate
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• L8RS — Laters
• ;^) — Smirking
• KIR — Keep It Real
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• RX — prescriptions
• CIAO — Good-bye
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• -:-) — Punk

• FF — Fish Flingers
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• BN — Bad news
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• TG — That's Great
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• ATT — Attack
• MMB — Message Me Back
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• *G* — Giggle
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• ICUR — I See You Are
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• DEF — Defence
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• IAE — In Any Event
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• ARDY — Ardougne
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• BAY — Back at ya
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• DVS — devious
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• DA — there
• JAM — Just A Minute
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• LNDN — London
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• CON — Construction
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• G — gee
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• KWUM — Know What You Mean

• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• IYQ — I like you
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• WTM — Who's the man
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• TDS — Tormented demons
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• OOC — Out of Character
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• 8-O — Shocked
• GAS — Got A Second
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• <:-| — Monk
• OYO — On Your Own
• TOU — Thinking of You
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• NM — No Message
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• BWO — Black White or Other
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• EZ — Easy Listening
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• ATB — All The Best
• :-R — Raspberry
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• 19 — Zero Hand
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• NTK — Nice to Know
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• 1CE — Once
• QQ — crying eyes
• HEX — Hexcrest
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• () — Hugging
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• SUTH — So use to haters

• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• 6UAL — Sexual
• N1 — Nice One
• 5N — fine
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• TXT — Text
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• YTM — You the Man
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• &&&& — Pretzels
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• CYL — See You Later
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• :-& — Sick
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• :-{ — Mustache
• :-X — Small Kiss
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• PRT — Please Retweet
• BL — Belly Laugh
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• :-J — Smirk
• BT — Bite This
• MLM — give the middle finger
• :-D — Laugher
• TTM — To the Moderator
• GT — Good Try
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• AGN — Again
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• SWORD — Swordfish
• BIF — Before I Forget
• DH — Dick Head
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted

• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• OG — Original Guild
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• CRE8 — Create
• GAC — Get A Clue
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• NP — Nosey parents
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• (:-) — Big Face
• ATS — About to sprout
• :-* — Bitter
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• NC — New Conglomerate
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• D — Diphtheria
• NYM — New York Minute
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• TALLY — Talisman
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• 8-P — Yuck!
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• 44UM — foresome
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• :8) — Pig
• NECRO — Necromancer
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• DNR — Dinner
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• EFFIN — Fucking

• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• B/F — Boyfriend
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• ZUP — What's up?
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• BG — Big Grin
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• GG — Brother
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• SUP? — What's up?
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• T — Think Positive
• DGT — Don't go there
• X-( — You're Mad!
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• MUD — Multi User Domain
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• ?4U — Question For You
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• SAT — Sorry About That
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• TWT — Twat!
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• IHU — I Hate You
• IDI — I Doubt It
• XTC — Ecstasy
• TPC — The Phone Company
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• NME — Enemy
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• CB — Crazy baby
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak

• JAD — Just Another Day
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• LFG — Looking for guard
• KK — Okey
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• ABFL — A Big Fat Lady
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• ISO — In Support Of
• NCG — New College Graduate
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• EM — E-Mail
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• YW — You are welcome
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• SOS — Some over shoulder/same old situation
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• 5 — Five
• URTM — You Are the Man
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• DL — Darklight
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• |-O — Snoring
• 8 — Ate
• 2GETHER — together
• PRON — pornography
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• :X — Hear no evil
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• VWD — Very Well Done
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• 8) — Frog

• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• VRY — Very
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• WRK — Work
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• RA — Research Assistant
• N2M — Not to Mention
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• EMMY — Emerald
• BOB — Back off buddy
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• **** — Popcorn
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• SC — Stay Cool
• GWHTLC — Glad we had this little chat
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• NUTN — Nothing
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• Q — Question
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• IWIAM — Idiot wrapped in a moron
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• :-'| — Sniffles
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• YR — Yeah Right
• RQ — RageQuit
• LTS — Laughing to self
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• ABS — Armadyl battlestaff

• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• <3 — I Love You(Original Smiley)
• OOH — Out of Here
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• THRP — therapy
• POQ — Piss Off Quickly
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• MM — Sister
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• 2BH — to be honest
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• TOTL, TTL — total
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• QSL — Reply
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• : - )… — Drooling
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• MEM — Member
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• :-D — Grinning
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• POW — Prisoner of war
• G — Giggle
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• GI — Good Idea
• RRR — Har, har, har
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• NL — not likely
• JML — Join me later
• :( ) — shouting
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read

• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• YM — You Mean ...
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• STFU — Shut The Fucked Up
• BRAC — Bracelet
• >U — screw you!
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• SOT — Short Of Time
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• X-( — Just died
• YTG — You're the greatest
• Q — Queue
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• CHICKEN — Scared
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• DM — deathmatch
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• SQ — Square shield
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• SYT — See You Tonight
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• GTFO — Get the freak out
• MU — Miss Universe
• (//_') — emo
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• WTMI — Way to much information
• CLS — Chaotic longsword
• — Yawning
• CM — Call Menu
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• NR — Nice Roll
• FOOMCL — Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• N00B — Newbie
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• AT — At Your Terminal
• SK8TR — Skater
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield

• 10SION — tension
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• :=) — Two noses
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• HP — Homepage
• DR — didn't read
• BHL8 — Be home late
• AE — area-effect
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• DYLM — do you like me
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• SK8NG — Skating
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• SMOP — Small Matter of Programming
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• BOM — bitch of mine
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• 8 — Eight
• JP — Jackpot
• URAQT! — you are a cutie!
• HLF — High level forums
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• L2P — Learn to play
• BBQ — Barbeque
• FBI