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• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• MEHH — sigh
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• :"> — embarrassed
• TBH — To Be Honest
• :I — Expresses indifference
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• GH — Getting Hard
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• :-() — Yelling
• W8R — waiter
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• TM8 — tomato
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• — Joking
• LAN — Local Area Network
• :-/ — Skeptical
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• YQ — I Like You
• KS — Kill Steal
• :-| — Ambivalent
• D9 — denyin
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• 4RM — from
• WASSUP — what's up?
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• 5-0 — Police
• BSF — Be serious folks
• FKS — fucks
• :- — Undecided
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• GNA — Good night all
• VFM — Value For Money

• SK8 — Skate
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• :-| — undecided
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• 2D4 — To Die For
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• ABT — About
• UI! — You Idiot
• BJ — Blow Job
• 511 — Too much information
• IMO — In My Opinion
• IKR — I Know Right
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• OOF — Out of Facility
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• >:-( — Annoyed
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• }-) — Wry smile
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• PST — Please Send Tell
• OIC — Oh I See
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• ISO — In Search Of
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• WBU — What About You?
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• NYT — Night
• HUD — How You Doing
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• ATM — At The Moment

• FALLY — Falador.
• KEWL — Cool
• ZERKER — Berserker
• X — Kiss
• DV8 — Deviate
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• LMK — Let Me Know
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• L8R — Later
• 10Q — Thank You
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• && — and
• GN — Good Night
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• TC — Take Care
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• KOK — Knock
• WWW — World Wide Web
• FAB — Fabulous
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• GM — Good Morning
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• ASF — And So Forth
• B8 — bait
• L8ER — Later
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• G4I — Go for It
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• PLS — Please
• PPL — People
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• GNITE — Good night
• BTW — By The Way
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• SOS — Someone Special
• 10S — tennis
• VIP — Very Important Person
• 6SR — successor
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• BFN — Bye for Now
• W/ — With
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• KOS — Kill on Sight

• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• WTG — Way To Go
• QC — Quality Control
• 2LY — truly
• R8D — rated
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• MSG — Message
• :-0 — Talkative
• OTP — On the Phone
• DD — Darling Daughter
• BMW — Be My Wife
• O4U — Only for You
• 0 :-) — Angel
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• 0:-) — angel
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• RNG — Range
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• B4 — Before
• FISH — First In Still Here
• G4U — Good for You
• IRL — In Real Life
• PEEPS — People
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• IP — Internet Protocol
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• SMT — Something
• B-DAY — Birthday
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• NTHING — Nothing
• LP — Life Points
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• AA — Adios Amigo
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• HB — Hug Back
• GBU — God Bless You
• V — Very
• JMN — jammin
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• U4IC — euphoric
• EOF — End Of File
• XME — Excuse Me
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• KT — Katie

• 1E9 — a billion
• THO — Though
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• HUGZ — Hugs
• W/O — Without
• BRT — Be Right There
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• 81 — Hells Angels
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• FYI — For Your Information
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• 182 — I Hate You
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• MWAH — kiss
• O :-) — An angel
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• ATTN — Attention
• POC — Point Of Contact
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• BCOZ — Because
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• COZ — Because
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• BBL — Be Back Later
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• PM — Private Message
• K4U — Kiss for you
• IDC — I Don't Care
• VM — Voice Mail
• NFS — Network File System
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• (_() — Marshmallow
• N EMA — enema
• .02 — My two cents worth
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol

• NP — No Problem
• 6 — Sex
• 7K — Sick
• Y — Why?
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• LOLWUT — What?
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• NVR — Never
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• D46? — Down for sex?
• DS — Darling Son
• IR8 — irate
• S'OK — it's okay
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• SUP — What's Up?
• Y2K — Year 2000
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• EOM — End Of Message
• TXS — Thanks
• W8 — Wait
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• H4X0R — Hacker
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• :-){ — Beard
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• RX — Regards
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• BOT — Back on Topic
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• KS — Kill-Steal
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• Z% — Zoo
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• SRY — Sorry
• ER — Emergency Room
• M8 — Mate
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face

• LOL — Little Old Lady
• LOP — Low on Power
• BLK — Black
• D00D — Dude
• 59 — fine
• NVM — Never Mind
• B9 — Boss is watching
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• B4N — Bye for Now
• TBA — To Be Advised
• K — Kiss
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• BZ — Busy
• DBA — Doing Business As
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• PXT — Please Explain That
• BF — Boyfriend
• ALCON — All Concerned
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• 22 — Tuesday
• O RLY — oh really
• THX — Thanks
• IK — I Know
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• ADDY — Address
• Y/- — Why not?
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• SIS — sister
• 10X — Thanks
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• BRB — Be right back
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• R — Are
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• :-Q — Smoker
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• E.G — For example
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• TY — Thank You
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• CYA — See You
• ADR — Address

• TX — Thanks
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• UL — Upload
• GFY — Good For You
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• TMB — Text Me Back
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• AML — All My Love
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• RZN — raisin
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• TB — Text Back
• ADD — Address
• 55555 — Laughing
• 4RE — Ferrari
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• IE — Internet Explorer
• FXION8 — affectionate
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• ILU — I Love You
• L8 — Late
• WU — What's Up?
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• 2TH — Tooth
• D8R — dater
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• POV — Point Of View
• WKND — Weekend
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• DD — Dear Daughter
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• YCT — Your Comment To
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• FTF — Face To Face
• DOA — dead on arrival
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• JV — Joint Venture
• V SQ — Varrock Square

• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• WC — Wrong Chat
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• VR — Virtual Reality
• 4U — For You
• FN — Function
• SRSLY — Seriously
• X! — Typical Woman
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• IOW — In Other Words
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• W@ — What
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• 4E — Forever
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• WYD — what are you doing
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• HH — Ha-ha
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• R8RS — Raiders
• GTH — Go To Hell
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• G4Y — Good For You
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• W/END — weekend
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• AA — As above
• OT — Overtime
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• AWS — As We Speak
• FU — Future Use
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• B-( — Beat Up
• PIZ — parents in room
• I1DR — I Wonder
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• NFW — No Freaking Way

• BR8 — berate
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• 2NTE — Tonight
• UW — You're Welcome
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• YGG — You Go Girl
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• INV ME — Invite Me
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• QT — Cutie
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• G — Grin
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• 1337 — Elite
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• :-, — Smirk
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• PS — Post Scriptum
• AFB — Away from Brain
• SQ — Square
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• D8N — datin
• PROGGY — computer program
• U-L — You Will
• NFC — No fucking clue
• DERP — silly
• TC — Telephone Call
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• Q4U — question for you
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• WTH — What The Heck?
• AH — asshole
• RU — Are You?
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• IM — Instant Message

• SOZ — Sorry
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• DH — Dear Husband
• T BOW — Training bow
• OP — Original Poster
• MB — Message Board
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• WAT UP — What's up?
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• Y! — Typical Man
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• DS — Dear Son
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• ADDY — Adamant
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• » — Raquo
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• BD — Big Deal
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• OMW — On My Way
• N/A — Not Applicable
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• WB — Welcome Back
• C — See
• HALLY — Halberd
• C):O) — cowboy
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• ¿;) — Elvis
• TBC — To Be Continued
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• 6UL — sexual
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• SUL — See You Later
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• EOD — End Of Day
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• AISI — As I See It
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• K8T — Katie
• GL — Good Luck
• LOL — laughting out loud
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• XLNT — Excellent

• DBL8 — Don't be late
• HW — Homework
• FF — Friendly Fire
• MOB — Mobile
• GGA — Good Game All
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• 1457 — Last
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• GFN — Gone for Now
• DUN — Don't
• WAT — What
• PROLLY — Probably
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• RW — Real World
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• F? — Friends
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• NLT — No Later Than
• NHL — National Hockey League
• THR — there
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• RE — Hello Again
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• CMB — Call Me Back
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• GD — Good
• TA2 — tatoo
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• TTLY — Totally
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• NE1 — Anyone
• 1E6 — a million
• 6Y — sexy
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• M-) — See no evil
• CC — Carbon Copy
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• E1 — Everyone
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• CE — Creative Editing

• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• 121 — One-To-One
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• J00 — You
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• BS — Bullshit
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• T2GO — Time to Go
• APP — Application
• 2NITE — Tonight
• NT — Nice Try
• H8 — Hate
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• BDAY — Birthday
• BTA — But Then Again
• BLOG — Web Log
• AP — Apple Pie
• NRG — Energy
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• SYL — See You Later
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• SB — Somebody
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• H — Hug
• TOM — Tomorrow
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• TBD — To Be Determined
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• :-I — Indifferent
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• SMS — Short Message Service
• KEYA — I will key you later
• U2 — You Too
• BBS — Be back soon
• JK — Just kidding
• CUL8R — See You Later
• JT — Just Teasing
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• DNS — Domain Name System
• W/E — Whatever
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• WC — Who Cares?
• 4NIK8 — fornicate

• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• RS — Runescape
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• AFC — Away from Computer
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• WANNA — Want to
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• HF — Have Fun
• C[T] — cup of tea
• ABD — Already Been Done
• 4AO — For adults only
• 404 — I Don't Know
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• P-( — Pirate
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• B/C — Because
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• RLY — Really
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• NE — Any
• OTP — One True Pairing
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• NM — Never Mind
• JJ — Just Joking
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• AWESO — Awesome
• EG — Evil Grin
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• FE — Fatal Error
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• TK — To Come
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• JC — Just Checking
• USU — Usually
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• FO — Fuck Off
• EOL — End Of Life
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• NET — Internet

• BST — But Seriously Though
• 4EVER — Forever
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• KBD — Keyboard
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• MC — Merry Christmas
• LYK — like
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• W# — World #
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• NC — No Comment
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• TU — Thank You
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• RGDS — Regards
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• W — With
• AISB — As I Said Before
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• C=:-) — Chef
• SEC — Second
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• ASO — And So On
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• NUFF — Enough Said
• S2R — Send to Receive
• UTM — You Tell Me
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• INFO — Information
• JK — Joke
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• IME — In My Experience
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• NO — Number
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• 4NR — Foreigner
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• P^) — pirate
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)

• YTB — You're The Best
• C|B-) — Ali G
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• H/O — Hold On
• QH — Quick hop
• RN — Right Now
• PS — PostScript
• Z — Zero
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• NBD — No Big Deal
• CO — Conference
• BRD — Bored
• UGH — Disgusted
• PWR — Power
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• SF — Science Fiction
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• HW — Hardware
• AO — Anarchy Online
• 411 — Info
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• CB — Coffee Break
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• CID — Consider It Done
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• D8 — date
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• WWY — Where Were You?
• SUX — sucks
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• PW — Password
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• K/B — Keyboard
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry

• DWF — Divorced White Female
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• O-&-< — Person bored
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• : @ — Shouting
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• NT — No Text
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• DM — Dungeon Master
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• CUL — See You Later
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• GR8 — Great
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• CM — Call Me
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• MOI — Me (French)
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• SYS — See You Soon
• M — Male
• HIG — How's It Going
• IC — I See
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• OZ — Australia
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• GRMBL — Grumble
• BMG — Be My Guest
• PLZ — Please
• LAM — Leave A Message
• AZN — Asian
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• WG — Wicked Grin
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• EZ — Easy
• @WRK — At Work
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• CLK — click
• CU — See You
• LOLO — Lots of love
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude

• 8 — Oral Sex
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• GW — Getting Wet
• UR — Your
• BAU — Business As Usual
• FB — Facebook
• OP — Operator
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• P^{) — pirate
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• BV — Behind view
• BRH — Be Right Here
• GBY — God Bless You
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• LO — Hello
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• CUS — See You Soon
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• BITD — Back in the Day
• F2T — Free to Talk
• OM — Old Man
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• GA — Good Afternoon
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• C — Cool Breeze
• GRL — Girl
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• NA — Not Applicable
• STR8 — Straight
• SOL — shit outta luck
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• NG — No Good
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• J00R — your
• DM — Do me
• GND — Ground
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know

• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• AAR — At Any Rate
• DL — Download
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• CHK — Check
• FBM — Fine By Me
• 2 — To
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• 2L8 — Too Late
• PW — Pow Wow
• 420 — Marijuana
• FRT — For Real Though
• LYL — Love You Lots
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• TYT — Take Your Time
• JC — Just Curious
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• N/A — Not Available
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• LOC — Locate
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• CB — Chat Brat
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• KB — Keyboard
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• OTW — On the Way
• M$ — Microsoft
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• BKA — Better Known As
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• FU — Follow-Up
• K — Kilo-
• PBM — Play By Mail
• P-ZA — Pizza
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• BION — Believe It or Not
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• THNX — Thanks

• O==3 — Penis
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• XI 10 — Exciting
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• AIGHT — Alright
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• HD — Hold
• DW — Don't Worry
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• SS — So Sorry
• LV — love
• JAS — Just A Second
• 9T — night
• QQ — Quick Question
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• BF — Best Friend
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• <3 — Heart
• LYK — Let You Know
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• LDY — lady
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• :-' — Undecided
• J/P — Just Playing
• R8 — Rate
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• P@H — parents at home
• WB — Write Back
• 4U2C — for you to see
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• 4EVA — Forever
• WITW — What in the World?
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• AYK — As You Know

• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• &-) — Stoned
• PO — Piss Off
• TUFD — The User File Died
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• IFF — If and Only If
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• PLD — Played
• DIS — Did I Say
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• OOO — Out Of Office
• 6A — sexy
• 4 — For
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• IML — I love you
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• M80S — Mateys
• LTR — Later
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• TTS — Text To Speech
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• NMP — Not My Problem
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• B — Be
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• XI10 — Exciting
• UNEEK — unique
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• CUZ — Because
• NM — Not Much
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• ABBY — Abyssal
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• AMF — adios motherfucker

• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• HD — Head
• 1DR — I wonder
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• YHM — You Have Mail
• 2DAY — Today
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• LD — Long Distance
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• TMA — Take My Advice
• O:-( — model
• AWA — As Well As
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• SPK — Speak
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• OB — Obligatory
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• OTT — Over The Top
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• B2B — Back to Back
• XNTRK — eccentric
• WTF — what the fuck
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• W4U — Waiting for You
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• :-9 — Salivating
• !-( — Black eye
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• 2U2 — To You Too
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• FWD — Forward
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• ED — Erase Display
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks

• YIU — Yes I Understand
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• OT — Off Topic
• NAP — Not A Problem
• NOOB — Newbie
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• RT — Roger That
• TA2D — tatood
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• BB — Be Back
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• GOI — Get Over It
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• IONO — I Don't Know
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• BK — Bot kill
• OBV — Obviously
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• JFF — Just For Fun
• AIR — As I Remember
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• LIC — Like I Care
• VN — Very Nice
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• G2G — Got To Go
• R — Rare
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• YG — Young Gentleman
• LFM — Looking for More
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• OS — Operating System
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• A4 — afford
• HB — Happy Birthday

• MF — motherfucker
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• :-@! — Cursing
• WO — Without
• MAC — Media Access Control
• AOE — Area of Effect
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• PD — Public Domain
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• TM — Trust Me
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• 1D10T — Idiot
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• HL — Half Life
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• JC — Just Chilling
• ESP — Especially
• LGH — Lets Get High
• SYSOP — System Operator
• BW — Best Wishes
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• COS — Because
• TNX — Thanks
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• DUPE — Duplicate
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• PIC — Picture
• DC — Disconnected
• B — Back
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• TIL — Today I Learned
• NN — Not Now
• MMA — Meet me at
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• FTTB — For The Time Being

• IMP — I might be pregnant
• GD — Good Day
• N4CMT — enforcement
• ICL — In Christian Love
• PC — Player Character
• WTT — Want To Trade
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• AAF — As A Friend
• 4GET — Forget
• GI — Google It
• CTO — Check This Out
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• COS — Change Of Subject
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• OM — Oh My
• MB — Maybe
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• RUT — Are You There?
• 4NK8 — Sex
• RENTS — Parents
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• BPS — bits per second
• OH — Overheard
• GFI — Go For It
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• WTF — What The Freak
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• B4U — Before You
• X — Exchange
• MV — Move
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• MN8 — emanate
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• FSR — For Some Reason
• B2W — Back to Work
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• 2CUTE — too cute
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• PTB — Powers That Be
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever

• DTS — Don't Think So
• ARG — Argument
• YL — Young Lady
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• 6E — sexy
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• BF — Blast Furnace
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• AA — Always Afloat
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• NA — No Access
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• RTG — Ready to Go
• FM — Fucking Magic
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• PCM — Please Call Me
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• E — Ecstasy
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• BT — Byte This
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• B9 — benign
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• Y — Yaw
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• GRRRR — Growling
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• MKAY — Mmm, okay

• W3 — World Wide Web
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• SL — Squad Leader
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• UR — You Are
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• SFW — Safe for Work
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• MED — Medium
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• SW — So What?
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• 9 — Nine
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• GAL — Get A Life
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• HRU — How Are You?
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• GH — Good Hand
• VENG — Vengeance
• BOK — Bouquet
• P — Partner
• EM — Excuse Me
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• CU2 — See You Too
• ACPT — Accept
• LD — Later Dude

• %*} — Inebriated
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• URW — You Are Welcome
• IYSS — If You Say So
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• SB — Should Be
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• IDL — Ideal
• VC — Venture Capital
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• LUV — Love
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• 86 — Out of
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• YHL — You Have Lost
• AIH — As It Happens
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• EOS — End of Story
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• :^) — Broken nose
• DP — Display Picture
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• JIC — Just In Case
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• FB — Fucking buddy
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• YNK — You Never Know
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• S — Smile
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• A55 — ass

• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• NFS — Need For Speed
• HAU — How About You?
• CC — Clan Chat
• Z — it means said
• AOTA — All of the Above
• D — Diathermy
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• NOOB — New person
• HMT — Here's My Try
• OL — Old Lady
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• G2R — Got to Run
• ZIPN — zippin
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• WUD — What You Doing
• @ — at
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• BCOS — Because
• 4 — Second Base
• 10C — Tennesse
• BUMP — Increment
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• EOR — End of Rant
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• PW — Persistent World
• 2LN — toolin
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• SH — Shit Happens
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• NO1 — No-One
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• FWM — Fine With Me
• ST8 — state
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• HAXOR — Hacker
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• WUP — What's Up
• :( — Sad, without nose
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom

• CP — Chat Post
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• RD — Research and Development
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• STW — Search the Web
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• L2K — Like to come
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• CAM — Camera
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• PERV — pervert
• AYT — Are You There
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• M — Million
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• YKW — You Know What
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• INV — Inventory
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• BB — Bumble Bee
• OOTD — One of These Days
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• |-O — Yawning
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• BC — Basket Case
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• LOM — Low on Mana
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• BM — Bite Me
• SN — Soon
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• BARB — Barbarian
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• CSW — can't see why
• 4N — Foreign
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• NTS — Note to Self

• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• *G* — Grin
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• GJ — Good Job
• OOP — Out of Power
• IS — I'm Sorry
• MTF — More to Follow
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• SOS — Same Old Story
• GMV — Got My Vote
• 2 — Too Add
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• ZMG — Oh My God
• IDK — I don’t know
• STR8N — straighten
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• GFU — Good for You
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• CT — Can't Talk
• GONNA — Going to
• ! — Surprised
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• GG — Good Going
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• ETA — Edited To Add
• WEBO — Webopedia
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• OI — Operator Indisposed

• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• <33 — heart
• SUM1 — Someone
• PS — Playstation
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• DW — Dear Wife
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• BOL — Be On Later
• AIIC — As If I Care
• GLA — Good Luck All
• BO — Buzz Off
• QT — Quiet
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• MIN — Minute
• YATB — You Are the Best
• SME1 — Some One
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• VGG — Very Good Game
• EVA — Ever
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• 4Q — Fuck You
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• QS — Quick Start
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• QS10 — question
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• SK8R — Skater

• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• ABT2 — About To
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• HBU — How about you?
• MM — Market Maker
• BR — Best regards
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• RTS — Read the Screen
• AIS — As I Said
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BIC — Best in Class
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• CUS — Because
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• KIA — Know It All
• WP — Wrong Person
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• O>- — snowboarder
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• IUSS — If You Say So
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• HB — Hurry Back
• YRG — You Are Good!
• ARC — Archive
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• FW — Forward
• 1NAM — One in a million
• NM — Nothing Much
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss

• MU — Miss U
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• M/F — Male/Female
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• :-(0) — Shouting
• WTH — What The Hell?
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• NRN — No response necessary
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• WAY — What About You?
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• CL — Clan Leader
• 8O — Shocked
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• ATST — At the Same Time
• DE — Dead End
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• ATW — All the Web
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• NTK — Need To Know
• N2 — Into
• JDI — Just Do It
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• :0 — Hungry
• MOOCH — Freeload
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• BIB — Boss is back
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• ;-) — Twinkle

• AYF — All Your Fault
• :-C — Astonished
• MGMT — Management
• HBO — Home Box Office
• CRYS — crystal
• DN — Down
• RA — Resident Assistant
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• 2N — tune
• J/K — Just Kidding
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• GG — Go Girl
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• RYT — write
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• LY — Love Ya
• KK — Knock, knock
• BOC — But of Course
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• PTB — Please Text Back
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• NWO — No Way Out
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• GNIGHT — Good night
• AB — Ass Backwards
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• WAI — What an Idiot
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• CYO — See You Online
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• THANQ — Thank You
• HM — Home
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• IAYL — In A While
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• 8-) — Bandit
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)

• AOM — Age of Mythology
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• NEWB — Newbie
• TM — Text Message
• GOK — God Only Knows
• BME — Based on My Experience
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• BS — Big Smile
• LOA — List of acronyms
• 420 — Lets Get High
• PHKR — fucker
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• OAO — Over and Out
• IA8 — I already ate
• ADAM — Adamant
• CR8 — Create
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• :-7 — Smirk
• ST — Star Trek
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• A/N — Author's Note
• BAC — By Any Chance
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• D2 — Dedos
• 2EZ — Too easy
• K — Okay
• YT — YouTube
• PS — Photoshop
• ST — Such That
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• FYA — For Your Action
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• OD — OverDose
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• UT2L — You take too long
• DH — Dear Hubby
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• OTW — Off To Work
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It

• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• CBALL — Cannonball
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• NFW — Not for Work
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• :-O — Appalled
• MP — Mana Points
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• PWNED — Owned
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• NFS — Not For Sale
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• B — Before
• OOI — Out of Interest
• TD — Tower Defense
• II — I'm impressed
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• WT — Without Thinking
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• TAH — Take A Hike
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• CW — Castle Wars
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• D — Dragon
• LI — LinkedIn
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• LOB — Lobster
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• FS — Full Screen
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• NEB — Nebula)
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• WAB — What Another Bill
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• LFG — Looking For Group
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• REX — Dagannoth Rex

• TW — Team Work
• CUL — Catch You Later
• TM — Thread Mangler
• GG — Good Games
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• TM — Time
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• OPM — Other People's Money
• ADN — Any Day Now
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• NECH — Nechryael
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• BAC — Back At Computer
• IB — I'm Back
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• 3=====D — Penis
• JJA — just joking around
• GA — Go Ahead
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• DDH — Death dot heal
• O — Over to You
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• CW — Complete Wank
• YD — Yesterday
• TLG — The Living God
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• BEOS — Nudge
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• WAB — What A Bummer
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• YT — You There?

• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• :-) . — I have an inny
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• O — Oh
• IHY — I Hate You
• BOT — Be on that
• EOB — End Of Business
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• WC — Welcome
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• WEP — Weapon
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• AIW — As It Were
• PL — Platoon Leader
• U — You
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• OO — Over and Out
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• G9 — Genius
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• IMS — I Must Say
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• 4 — Four
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• AISB — As It Should Be
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• YM — You're welcome
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek

• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• CUA — Common User Access
• PA — Pay Attention
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• MEH — just okay
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• IMU — I miss u
• JOO — you
• TO — Take Over
• GM — Good Match
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• GM — Got Milk?
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• NV — envy
• *W* — wink
• AH — At home
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• CU — Cracking Up
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• CMXI — 911
• CY — Calm Yourself
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• PZ — peace
• CLD — could
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• CW — Current Weight
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• PB — Potty Break

• :-) — Happy
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• CNP — Continuednext post
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• ;-<> — Drooling
• EL — Evil Laugh
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• BG — Bad Game
• TG — That's Great
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• 4K — fork
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• UL — You Will
• STR — Strength
• CFS — Care for Secret
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• :-(( — Really Sad
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• L2G — Like to go
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• CRA — crazy
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• 10SE — Tennesse
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• ASIG — And so it goes
• BCO — Big crush on
• CMUTE — commute
• ONRY — ornery
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• GB — Goodbye
• CBL — Come Back Later
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• ENUF — Enough
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• GDZ — Greater demons

• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• UDR — other
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• OTW — On the Whole
• DA — The
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• @-) — Hypnotized
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• CUNS — See You In School
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• AV8 — Aviate
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• EME — Eat Me
• GS — Good Shot
• THNQ — Thank You
• MVN — movin
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• DS — this
• 2Q — took you
• MYO — Mind your own
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• CNP — Continued on next post
• N — In
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• IMTM — I am the man
• S — Sigh
• GM — Good Move
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• MITH — Mithril
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• OU — I owe you
• 0 — Zero
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym

• RG — Re-group
• POOF — Good-bye
• MIA — Missing In Action
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• X — Ecstasy
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• XS — In excess of
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• FF — Follow Friday
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• YA — Yet Another
• IC — In-Character
• ;^) — Smirking
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• *G* — Giggle
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• FPS — Frames per second.
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• HLM — he loves me
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• IBT — In Between Technology
• LVS — loves
• ALA — As Long As
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• ONL — Online
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• LYT — light
• BC — Because
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• BN — Bad news
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• COFS — Church of Scientology

• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• OMW — Oh my word
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• D/L — Download
• PWN — To own
• 8 — Infinity
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• IAC — In Any Case
• JO — Jerking off
• ARDY — Ardougne
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• NVMD — Nevermind
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• CX — Correction(s)
• LTD — Living the Dream
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• TTB — Trips to bank
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• ICUR — I See You Are
• DF — Dear Friend
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• GIMME — Give Me
• 3 — The letter E
• ABU — All bugged up
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• 10 — Ten
• RLR — Earlier
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• EOS — End of Show
• GR — Good Race
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• MEH — so-so
• FU — Fuck You
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• 4VA — forever
• QL — Quit Laughing
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• OJ — Only Joking
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• (.V.) — Breasts

• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• BAD — Broken as designed
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• EZ — Easy Listening
• NS — Nice Shot
• 19 — Zero Hand
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• UTT — Under The Table
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• KO — Knockout
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• AOC — Available on cell
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• IRT — In regards to
• YR — Your
• ITRW — In The Real World
• AIW — As It Was
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• CUA — See You Around
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• NP — Nosey parents
• YD — You'Re Dead
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• YF — Wife
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• 8-O — Shocked
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• PL8 — Plate
• 3 — Three
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• IMSB — I Am So Bored

• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• URH — You are hot
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• TA — Thanks a lot
• PRFXN — perfection
• OLL — Online Love
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• NW — No Way
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• — Yawning
• AYW — As you were
• KIX — kicks
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• <:-| — Monk
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• :-R — Raspberry
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• :-J — Smirk
• DYFI — Did you find it
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• BT — Between technologies
• GT — Good Try
• DD — Death Dot
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• SWORD — Swordfish
• AMMY — Amulet
• YTTL — You take too long
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• EMSG — Email Message
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One

• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• PK — Player Killer
• CP — Sleepy
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• MOF — Male or Female
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• P2P — Pay to play
• :-& — Sick
• |-O — Snoring
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• BAY — Back at ya
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• FSCK — File System Check
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• :-{ — Mustache
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• ABTA — Good-bye
• X-( — You're Mad!
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• OVR — OVeRlay
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• 1 — One
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• OYO — On Your Own
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• TAB — Tablet
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• GTG — Good To Go
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• CX — Cancelled
• OD — Oh Dear
• JW — Just wondering
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• %V — Picasso
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• H20 — water
• 6 — Six
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• WRU — Who Are You
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• LNDN — London
• JAC — Just a second
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• WKD — Weekend
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• :-* — Bitter
• 44UM — foresome
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• DH — Dick Head
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• () — Hugging
• BR — Bathroom
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• CFY — Calling for You
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• XTC — Ecstasy
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• WK — Week
• DUCT — Did You See That
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• G8 — Gate
• DT — Desert Treasure
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• MGB — May God Bless
• MMB — Message Me Back
• WTMI — Way to much information
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• ZUP — What's up?
• RX — prescriptions
• TXT — Text
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation

• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• 8-P — Yuck!
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• FF — Friends Forever
• DL — Darklight
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• SK8TR — Skater
• REQ — Request
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• BL — Belly Laugh
• IF — In (the) Front
• FYF — from your friend
• DRAG — Dragon
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• TNT — Until next time
• 9 — nein
• EL8 — elate
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• BC — Be Cool
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• WL — Whatta loser
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• MMK — okay?
• RT — Retweet
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• YW — You are welcome
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• GG — Brother
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• CB — Crazy baby
• (:-) — Big Face
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is

• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• B/F — Boyfriend
• SUTH — So use to haters
• AB — Ah Bless!
• POOF — I have left the chat
• :-D — Laugher
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• NECRO — Necromancer
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• 2G4 — Together
• L8RS — Laters
• BS — Bull Shit
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• YTM — You the Man
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• T — Think Positive
• :-'| — Sniffles
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• YTG — You're the greatest
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• CIAO — Good-bye
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• PRT — Please Retweet
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• BB — Big Brother
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• TNT — dynamite
• WTM — Who's the man
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• EM — E-Mail
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• WH — World Hopper
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• NME — Enemy

• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• DU — Don't understand
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• N1 — Nice One
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• QSO — Conversation
• GAS — Got A Second
• 6S — success
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• NC — New Conglomerate
• 8) — Frog
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• W — Wink
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• CRE8 — Create
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• LYB — Love You Babe
• :-D — Grinning
• 4EVR — Forever
• NTK — Nice to Know
• BOB — Back off buddy
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• NL — not likely
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• ATT — Attack
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• OOTO — Out of the office
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• 2BH — to be honest
• 4F — for fun
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• (_X_) — Sore Bum

• 2M2T — Too much to type
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• ATB — All The Best
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• X-( — Just died
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• TOTAL — Total level
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• TDS — Tormented demons
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• 6UAL — Sexual
• QIK — Quick
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• EL8D — elated
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• QR — Cure
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• CON — Construction
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• TOU — Thinking of You
• **** — Popcorn
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• D — Diphtheria
• CYL — See You Later
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• (//_') — emo
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It

• LTS — Laughing to self
• OJ — Orange Juice
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• G — Giggle
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• POW — Prisoner of war
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• MLM — give the middle finger
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• SQP — scoop
• DA — father
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• YR — Yeah Right
• RQ — RageQuit
• TBL — Text back later
• IAE — In Any Event
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• RWT — Real World Trading
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• VINE — Whip Vine
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• GI — Good Idea
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• 8 — Ate
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• 2GETHER — together
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• BL8D — belated
• PRON — pornography
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• TUI — Turning You in
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• NYM — New York Minute
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• IYQ — I like you
• -:-) — Punk
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• MU — Miss Universe

• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• IHU — I Hate You
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• BT — Bite This
• NFM — Not for Me
• NMH — Not Much Here
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• AT — At Your Terminal
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• NR — Nice Roll
• :O) — Clown
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• NT — Night Training
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• JAM — Just A Minute
• P* — French kiss
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• :( ) — shouting
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• BHL8 — Be home late
• AGN — Again
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• BG — Big Grin
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ASSIST — Assist System
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• TALLY — Talisman
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• ?4U — Question For You

• BRAC — Bracelet
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• DVS — devious
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• LEMME — Let me
• &&&& — Pretzels
• KB — Kick Butt
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• [] — Hug
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• DGT — Don't go there
• NG — New Game
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• DA — there
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• FOOMCL — Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
• DYLM — do you like me
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• WRK — Work
• EMMY — Emerald
• NM — No Message
• TOG — Tears of Guthix
• FBH — Federal Bureau of Hackers
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• N00B — Newbie
• BIF — Before I Forget
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• URAQT! — you are a cutie!

• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• (:-* — Kiss
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• BWO — Black White or Other
• VWD — Very Well Done
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• VRY — Very
• MEM — Member
• "8*# — drunk
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• 1CE — Once
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• COH — City of Heroes
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• RRR — Har, har, har
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• 4AYN — for all you know
• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• PILLARED — Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
• WDYK — What Do You Know?
• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• TQ — Te Quiero
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• DK — Don't known
• JML — Join me later
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• MM — Sister
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• N2M — Not to Mention
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• URTM — You Are the Man
• DEF — Defence
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....

• NCG — New College Graduate
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• TTM — To the Moderator
• EWG — Evil Wicked Grin
• POQADCB — Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• Q — Question
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• SAT — Sorry About That
• OOC — Out of Character
• :-( ) — Shocked
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• 2MFM — to much for me
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• DNR — Dinner
• :X — Hear no evil
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• >"-[ [ [ [ ~~~ — alligator
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• JAD — Just Another Day
• SYT — See You Tonight
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• ATS — About to sprout
• WFM — Works For Me
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• 8 — Eight
• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• BBNS — Big bones
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• NAT — Nature rune
• QSL — Reply
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• STD — Seal The Deal

• 5 — Five
• SQ — Square shield
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• %-) — silly
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• &-| — Crying
• PDOA — Public Display of Affection
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• IOMH — In over my head
• :^O — Liar Liar
• BB — Bathroom break
• FF — Fish Flingers
• (.)(.) — Ms. Dos
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• BOM — bitch of mine
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• GD&RAFAP — grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• HYLMS — hate you like my sister
• FAF — Funny as *freak*
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• ROFPML — Rolling on the Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
• SC — Stay Cool
• AUTOER — A bot user
• CC — Control Console
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• GAC — Get A Clue
• NF — Nucking Futs
• KC — Kill Count
• GL&GH — good luck and good hunting
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• DR — didn't read
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• ISO — In Support Of
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• (8-{)} — Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
• ROX — Rune mining site in high wildy.

• 2M8O — tomato
• SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager. Demographics acronym of sorts.
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• IAT — I Am Tired
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• SARA — Saradomin
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• FM — Farming
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• FLA — four-letter acronym
• LHM — Lord Help Me
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• BAS — Big butt smile
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• IDI — I Doubt It
• F — Female
• OVA — Over
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• CRIT  — critical hit
• TH — Treasure Hunter
• IIR — If I Recall
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• SUP? — What's up?
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• TMOT — Trust Me On This
• %-6 — Brain Dead
• YWTHM — You Want To Hug Me
• TASSY — Bandos tassets