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<33
— heart
CWOT
— Complete Waste Of Time
LMFAO
— Laughing My Fat Ass Off
UUUU
— for you (four youse!)
NYT
— Night
TM8
— tomato
-:)
— Punk with a mohawk
H-BDAY
— Happy Birthday
MEHH
— sigh
LOL
— Lots Of Love
831
— I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
1432
— I Love You Too
IMHO
— In My Humble Opinion
8
— Oral Sex
XOXO
— Hugs and Kisses
<3X
— Love heart and Kiss
22
— Tuesday
%-}
— Intoxicated
FRM
— From
143
— I Love You (letters in each word)
B8
— bait
2T2T
— Too tired to think
S'OK
— it's okay
88
— Hugs and kisses
GH
— Getting Hard
:]
— Expresses jovial happiness
BBC
— Big Bad Challenge
OTP
— On the Phone
GM
— Good Morning
R
— Are
TTYL8R
— Talk to You Later
URL
— Universal Resource Locator
AMF
— Adios Mother Fucker
W8R
— waiter
KS
— Kill Steal
4RM
— from
0 :-)
— Angel
A.K.A
— Also Known As
O :-)
— An angel
LAN
— Local Area Network
&&
— and
:Q
— Expresses confusion
@*&$!%
— You know what that means...
BKK
— Bot Killer Kill
WASSUP
— what's up?
:-(0)
— Yelling
SOS
— Someone Special
DYHB
— Do you have a boyfriend?
FKS
— fucks
N/A
— Not Applicable
LMAO
— Lick Me All Over
FCC
— Friends chat channel.
TBH
— To Be Honest
PLU
— People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
.02
— My two cents worth
5-0
— Police
KDFU
— Cracking the *freak* up
GA
— Good Afternoon
PPL
— People
(Ü)
— Very happy, with big cheeks
DAMIFINO
— Damn, if I know
LM(F)AO
— Laughing my (frigging) ass off
ABBY
— Abyssal
D9
— denyin
0
— Zero
PST
— Please Send Tell
MOFO
— Mother fucker
BUBU
— Slang term for the most beautiful of women
:">
— embarrassed
PBKAC
— Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
3
— The letter E
WDYT
— What Do You Think?
:P
— Sticking out tongue
D2
— Dedos
SJW
— Social Justice Warrior
7
— Seven
(__)(_|_)(_/_)
— dancing ass off
:I
— Expresses indifference
T4BU
— Thanks for being you
W/
— With
YMMV
— Your Mileage May Vary
KK
— Kiss Kiss
ETA
— Estimated Time of Arrival
CTC
— Care to Chat?
O:O
— A girl is mooning you
RIP
— Rest in Peace
TB
— Text Back
ZERKER
— Berserker
0;-)
— Angel Wink - Male
YDKM
— You Don't Know Me
GRMBL
— Grumble
BRD
— Bored
OIC
— Oh I See
WANNA
— Want to
G4Y
— Good For You
IX XI
— 911, emergency
FALLY
— Falador.
WC
— Wrong Chat
N4CER, N4CR
— enforcer
:-()
— Yelling
JK
— Just kidding
:) :-) :>
— Smiling, happy faces
SMT
— Something
BCOZ
— Because
YQ
— I Like You
MB
— Maybe
7K
— Sick
DM
— Do me
6
— Sex
LH6
— Let’s Have Sex
YA YAYA
— Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
URAQT
— You Are A Cutie
TARFU
— Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
HUD
— How You Doing
10S
— tennis
TXS
— Thanks
LGH
— Lets Get High
KEWL
— Cool
:-}
— Embarrassed Smile
FYEO
— For Your Eyes Only
H
— Hug
GNA
— Good night all
HUGZ
— Hugs
WAT UP
— What's up?
DND
— Do Not Disturb
THO
— Though
ABT
— About
IKR
— I Know Right
DIV LOC
— Divine location
L8R
— Later
59
— fine
10Q
— Thank You
0:-)
— angel
PLS
— Please
ATM
— At The Moment
E.G
— For example
GNBLFY
— Got Nothing But Love For You
LV
— love
A/S/L
— Age/Sex/Location
BJ
— Blow Job
TOM
— Tomorrow
;)
— Twinkle, without nose
THX
— Thanks
TA2
— tatoo
OTP
— One True Pairing
L
— Laugh
X-BOW
— Crossbow
182
— I Hate You
D2H
— Dragon two-handed sword
K
— Okay
:[
— Expresses despondent unhappiness
TAM
— Tomorrow a.m.
IWALY
— I Will Always Love You
C/O
— Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
DOB
— Date Of Birth
LOML
— Love Of My Life
EOT
— End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
LYK
— like
1E9
— a billion
R8D
— rated
J4F
— Just for Fun
OEM
— Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
X-1-10
— Exciting
WHOA
— Expression of surprise
L8ER
— Later
IDC
— I Don't Care
BSF
— Be serious folks
%OD
— Laughing Like Crazy
LOLWUT
— What?
YGWYPF
— You Get What You Pay For
T BOW
— Training bow
T:)T
— Think happy thoughts
HHJK
— ha ha, just kidding
B-DAY
— Birthday
Y!
— Typical Man
0;-)-X-<
— The Saint
YGIAGAM
— Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
GNITE
— Good night
FTP
— File Transfer Protocol
O4U
— Only for You
AIDS
— Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
MKAY
— Mmm, okay
POS
— Piece Of Shit
MSG
— Message
PM
— Private Message
NB
— Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
STFU
— Shut The Fuck Up
YAFIYGI
— You Asked for It, You Got It
KMK
— Kiss my keister
AWESO
— Awesome
LMK
— Let Me Know
X!
— Typical Woman
W/END
— weekend
:-$
— Message indicating person is ill...
GONNA
— Going to
W/O
— Without
K4U
— Kiss for you
511
— Too much information
FCFS
— First Come First Served
SK8
— Skate
U4IC
— euphoric
GFY
— Go Fuck Yourself
Z%
— Zoo
O==3
— Penis
SUP
— What's Up?
POC
— Point Of Contact
D HIDE
— Dragon hide
X
— Kiss
D8R
— dater
OBTW
— Oh By the Way
LFG
— Looking For Group
4
— Four
O8-)
— Starry-eyed angel
EME
— Eat Me
NP
— No Problem
:-/
— Skeptical
BTW
— By The Way
LYSM
— Love You So Much
E2EG
— Ear-to-Ear Grin
O RLY
— oh really
IYKWIM
— If You Know What I Mean
TBA
— To Be Advised
ALCON
— All Concerned
:D :-D
— Wider happy face
— Joking
ASAP
— As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
H-FDAY
— Happy Father's Day
WUCIWUG
— What You See Is What You Get
XI 10
— Exciting
SOS
— Same Old Shit
D8N
— datin
W@
— What
ATM
— Automatic Teller Machine
HAG1
— Have A Good One
PDA
— Public Display of Affection
:/)
— Not funny
IANADB
— I am not a doctor, but ...
ZBOOK
— Unholy book
OOO
— Out Of Office
TC
— Take Care
N EMA
— enema
OATUS
— On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
4Q2
— fuck you, too!
CU
— See You
RN
— Right Now
LIFO
— Last In, First Out
P-(
— Pirate
SOS
— Sibling Over Shoulder
B:-)
— Sunglasses on head
ISO
— In Search Of
2TH
— Tooth
ZAMMY
— Zamorak
G4I
— Go for It
RZN
— raisin
K/B
— Keyboard
PS
— PostScript
:-|
— Ambivalent
M$
— Microsoft
Y/-
— Why not?
RHIP
— Rank Has Its Privileges
404
— I Don't Know
GRRRR
— Growling
PFM
— Pure Fucking Magic
:-9
— Delicious, Yummy
V SQ
— Varrock Square
M CAMP
— Mountain Camp
T2UL
— Talk to You Later
WRT
— "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
B9
— Boss is watching
INV ME
— Invite Me
G4U
— Good for You
F?
— Friends
L8TR
— (See You) Later
H-)
— Cross-Eyed
C):O)
— cowboy
IRC
— Internet Relay Chat
FTTT
— From Time To Time
U4IA, U4EA
— euphoria
LOL
— Little Old Lady
XLNT
— Excellent
FAB
— Fabulous
/: - |
— Unamused, mildly cross
GB4N
— Goodbye for now
ADDY
— Adamant
TGIF
— Thank God It's Friday
459
— I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
OOF
— Out of Facility
CBA
— Can't Be Arsed
L JACK
— Lumberjack clothing
B-}
— Have got eyes for you
BBL
— Be Back Later
I 1DR
— I Wonder
H4X0R
— Hacker
B-(
— Beat Up
MF
— motherfucker
PEEPS
— People
IMO
— In My Opinion
2LY
— truly
CUIMD
— See You In My Dreams
B4YKI
— Before You Know It
T2GO
— Time to Go
R8RS
— Raiders
W8AM
— Wait A Minute
COB
— close of business (End of duty day)
121
— One-To-One
X:-/
— Uncertain
FIFO
— First In, First Out
1337
— Elite
WYD
— what are you doing
GN
— Good Night
LOLO
— Lots of love
PDF
— Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
U-L
— You Will
YY
— Too Wise :-)
YAOTM
— Yet Another Off-Topic Message
DV8
— Deviate
GASP
— Go Away Silly Person
IMFAO
— in my fucking arrogant opinion
G LEGS
— Granite legs
PROLLY
— Probably
D00D
— Dude
SYT
— See You Tomorrow
ASF
— And So Forth
U2
— You Too
C[C]
— cup of coffee
WALOC
— What A Load Of Crap
(_|_)
— Bottom
IITYWIMWYBMAD
— If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
3=====D
— Penis
G AXE
— Dharok's greataxe
VFM
— Value For Money
TA2D
— tatood
YMCA
— Young Men's Christian Association
MAGE TANK
— Player with high Magic and Defence.
FISH
— First In Still Here
FWD
— Forward
B2P/BTP
— Bones to Peaches
I1DR
— I Wonder
TNC
— Tongue in Cheek
...---...
— S.O.S.
HB
— Hug Back
JQ
— Jack and Queen
PYT
— Pretty Young Thing
BR
— Best regards
BDAY
— Birthday
A41A14A
— All for One and One for All
G SPEAR
— Guthan's warspear
C=:-)
— Chef
TYVM
— Thank you very much
POV
— Point Of View
D46?
— Down for sex?
H2CUS
— Hope To See You Soon
J00
— You
TEOTWAWK
— The end of the world as we know it
PW
— Pow Wow
DUN
— Don't
UR
— Your
BMW
— Be My Wife
G2GICYAL8ER
— Got to go I'll see you later
FU
— Fuck You
STR8
— Straight
YHGASPL
— You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
ICYMI
— In Case You Missed It
LDY
— lady
IP
— Internet Protocol
GTG
— Good To Go
LUMBY
— Lumbridge
L8R G8R
— Later Gater
»
— Raquo
:-
— Undecided
K8T
— Katie
I-(
— Swollen-eyed smiley
F2F
— Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
§:-)
— Happy person with curly hair
P-ZA
— Pizza
G4N
— Good for Nothing
81
— Hells Angels
QC
— Quality Control
SO
— Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
WTH
— What The Heck?
S-]
— Silly smiley
PW
— Password
HALLY
— Halberd
ATTN
— Attention
XI10
— Exciting
GUI
— Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
55555
— Crying Your Eyes Out
X:^)
— Lisa Simpson
DYOR
— Do Your Own Research
C|:-)
— Smiling with top hat
W#
— World #
:-|
— undecided
:,(
— Crying
O RLY?
— Oh, Really?
XNTRK
— eccentric
WATMHATTAH
— Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
ISP
— Internet Service Provider
YHBBYBD
— you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
O-
— Yahoo Fighter - April
Q4U
— question for you
WAMBAM
— Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
O-&-<
— Person bored
WBU
— What About You?
BC
— Because
H-MDAY
— Happy Mother's Day
M-)
— See no evil
O-Z-<
— Person in a hurry
OBTWIAVBP
— Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
2D4
— To Die For
NGL
— Not Gonna Lie
:-P
— Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
IB
— I'm Back
C[T]
— cup of tea
VIP
— Very Important Person
DUNNO
— I Don't Know
TK
— To Come
TALKING TRASH
— Disrespecting
C|B-)
— Ali G
WOMBAT
— Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
FOMO
— Fear of Missing Out
COZ
— Because
LFC
— Looking for Clan
10X
— Thanks
KOS
— Kill on Sight
BF
— Best Friend
RMB
— Ring My Bell
§=-)
— Curly haired smile
MVN
— movin
¿;)
— Elvis
DFO
— (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
JAGGY
— Aliased computer graphics
TYT
— Take Your Time
N64
— Nintendo 64
GGU2
— Good game, you too
CUMID
— See you in my dreams
LEMME
— Let me
OP
— Original Poster
LBS
— Laughing but Serious
J00R
— your
J2LUK
— Just to Let You Know
IAITS
— It's All In The Subject
TTFN
— Ta Ta For Now
V-TERM
— Vehicle terminal
J/P
— Just Playing
D=)
— Oliver Hardy
TX
— Thanks
ZIPN
— zippin
!-)
— Proud of black eye
C|:-)=
— Charlie Chaplin
ZILYS
— Commander Zilyana
BMW
— Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
PEBKAC
— Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
VAMBS
— Vambraces
4E
— Forever
WKND
— Weekend
AFK
— Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
M8
— Mate
G2G4N
— Got to Go for Now
NSFW
— Not Safe for Work
XNTU8
— accentuate
KIT
— Keep In Touch
V-THRUST
— Vertical thrust
P^{)
— pirate
RSVP
— Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
AA
— Adios Amigo
UAPITA
— You're A Pain in the Ass
H8TTU
— Hate to be you
G2GGS2D
— got to go get something to drink
GALGAL
— Give A Little Get A Little
P@H
— parents at home
TMB
— Text Me Back
FAQ
— Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
YOYO
— You're On Your Own
NAA!
— Not Another Acronym!
L:-O
— FlatTop Loudmouth
BRB
— Be right back
WTG
— Way To Go
G2GTAC
— got to go take a crap
XME
— Excuse Me
MTBF
— Mean Time Before Failure
O{-<]:
— Skater Dude
WAN2TLK
— Want to talk
OB X M
— Overload boxing x mil
DIY
— Do-It-Yourself
WB
— Welcome Back
P^)
— pirate
SOP
— Standard Operational Procedure
TPTB
— The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
S:)
— Elvis Smiling
@-)
— Hypnotized
G&BIT
— grin & bear it
LOM
— Low on Mana
AFAIK
— As Far As I Know
ASCII
— American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
MC
— Merry Christmas
6Y
— sexy
FAFWOA
— For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
KOK
— Knock
A55
— ass
Q=)-<--<|:
— Skater Dude
M80S
— Mateys
BOT
— Back on Topic
G2GTAP
— got to go take a pee
DOA
— dead on arrival
K
— Kiss
2NTE
— Tonight
AH
— asshole
O->- — Skater Dude
>:-(
— Annoyed
GMC
— Gotta Mechanic Coming
RYT
— write
O:MFG
— Operation: Make Faster Game
JMN
— jammin
HUB
— Head Up Butt
SME
— Subject Matter Expert
<3
— Heart
CMIIW
— Correct Me If I'm Wrong
XOXOXO
— Hugs and Kisses
BF
— Boyfriend
HAGO
— Have A Good One
O:-(
— model
DEC
— Digital Equipment Corporation
HAXOR
— Hacker
KS
— Kill-Steal
ADDY
— Address
VAT
— Value Added Tax
IANALB
— I Am Not A Lawyer But...
; P
— Wink with a raspberry
6A
— sexy
LOP
— Low on Power
NVM
— Never Mind
LP
— Life Points
B4
— Before
N4CMT
— enforcement
8
— Eight
LTR
— Long Term Relationship
IOU
— "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
MMORPG, MMO
— Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
1457
— Last
IANAAB
— I am not a attorney, but ...
BAM
— Below Average Mentality
EOD
— End Of Day
HM
— Home
COD
— Cash On Delivery
BBIAB
— Be Back In A Bit
LMAO
— Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
IGHT
— I got high tonight
Y
— Why?
BFI
— Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
GB
— Goodbye
WRUF
— Where Are You From?
FN
— Function
IMLTHO
— In My Less Than Humble Opinion
FORD
— Fix or Repair Daily
FYI
— For Your Information
NT
— No Text
OTC
— Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
MOMBOY
— Mamma's boy
TTYS
— Talk To You Soon
IRL
— In Real Life
(_()
— Marshmallow
N2
— Into
BZ
— Busy
DWYM
— Does What You Mean
PTO
— Please Turn Over
OVA
— Over
FFS
— For Fuck's Sake
AWOL
— Absent Without Leave
55555
— Laughing
IBM
— Idiots Bought Me
ACE
— Access Control Entry
LMIRL
— Let's Meet In Real Life
MWAH
— kiss
ABD
— Already Been Done
BOYF
— Boyfriend
LQTM
— Laughing Quietly to Myself
USU
— Usually
TUFD
— The User File Died
MILF
— Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
STATS
— Your sex and age
:-E
— I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
TY
— Thank You
MOB
— Mobile
DILLIGAF
— Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
EOM
— End Of Message
IR8
— irate
AAMOF
— As A Matter Of Fact
BBN
— Bye Bye Now
OT
— Overtime
BFN
— Bye for Now
GNSD
— Good Night Sweet Dreams
HTTP
— Hypertext Transfer Protocol
BR8
— berate
88
— Bye-Bye
FORD
— Found On Road Dead
4NR
— Foreigner
NC
— No Comment
FOV
— Field Of View (satellite)
Z
— it means said
JV
— Joint Venture
BBS
— Be back soon
2MORO
— Tomorrow
ARC
— Archive
POS
— Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
HBTU
— Happy Birthday to You
:-@
— Screaming (Original Smiley)
RX
— Regards
TTUL
— Talk To You Later
UI!
— You Idiot
TBD
— To Be Determined
FBI
— Federal Bureau of Investigation
GD
— Good
DD
— Dear Daughter
24/7
— Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
CURLO
— See you around like a donut
BIL
— Brother-In-Law
FYE
— For Your Entertainment
NBA
— National Basketball Association
NUFF
— Enough Said
SRY
— Sorry
:0
— Hungry
GPS
— Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
DBA
— Doing Business As
ACK
— Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
WWW
— World Wide Web
WIIFM
— What's In It For Me?
9T
— night
PIZ
— parents in room
UW
— You're Welcome
W8
— Wait
E1
— Everyone
@TEOTD
— At The End Of The Day
CB
— Chat Brat
AA
— As above
IMBO
— In My Biased Opinion
TANJ
— There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
IBK
— Idiot Behind Keyboard
LMFAO
— Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
PLMK
— Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
DYNWUTB
— Do you know what you are talking about?
CLK
— click
BLK
— Black
SWAG
— Scientific Wild Ass Guess
}-)
— Wry smile
AML
— All My Love
LMS
— Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
HP
— Hit Point(s)
IBM
— International Business Machines Corporation
DS
— Darling Son
IK
— I Know
EOL
— End Of Life
STFU
— Shut the Freak Up
MYO
— Mind your own
FDA
— Food Drug Administration
AP
— Apple Pie
DD
— Darling Daughter
IML
— I love you
;S
— Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
BTDT
— Been There, Done That
BUMP
— Bring Up My Post
4RE
— Ferrari
PEBCAK
— Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
AFAICS
— As Far As I Can See
BD
— Big Deal
GBU
— God Bless You
HAND
— Have A Nice Day
NUNP
— No Users No Problems
4ST
— forest
2N8
— Two and Eight
FIGMO
— Fuck It, Got My Orders
MYOB
— Mind Your Own Business
;-D
— Winking and laughing
RNG
— Range
ER
— Emergency Room
TNX
— Thanks
OMFG
— Oh My Freaking God
O>-
— snowboarder
GRS
— Greater runic staff
BV
— Behind view
EOF
— End Of File
ASL
— Age/Sex/Location
ISDN
— Integrated Services Digital Network
OMW
— On My Way
DD
— Death Dot
CP
— Chat Post
QH
— Quick hop
JLMK
— Just Let Me Know
OT
— Off Topic
A4
— afford
MVP
— Most Valuable Player
ETA
— Edited To Add
FBC
— Facebook Chat
KMP
— Keep Me Posted
KT
— Katie
SB
— Somebody
POP
— Point Of Presence (Internet)
JK
— Joke
FIL
— Father-In-Law
OB
— Obligatory
:-V
— Shouting
NT
— Nice Try
BBS
— Bulletin Board System
IDTS
— I Don't Think So
RBI
— Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
EAK
— Eating At Keyboard
NH
— Nice hand (poker slang)
D8
— date
FRT
— For Real Though
6
— Six
SOZ
— Sorry
BRT
— Be Right There
CX
— Correction(s)
2BCTND
— To Be Continued.
BC
— Be Cool
*:*
— Fuzzy Face (Original Smiley)
OZ
— Australia
BTFT
— Been There, Fixed That
IWSN
— I Want Sex Now
(.V.)
— Breasts
:-| :-|
— Deja vu
TTYL
— Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
6SR
— successor
IETF
— Internet Engineering Task Force
FYIV
— fuck you, I'm vested
OMG
— Oh, my God!
4U
— For You
:-O
— Oh, nooooooo!
LDR
— Long Distance Relationship
NIM
— No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
TTLY
— Totally
CUL8TR
— See You Later
AFAICT
— As Far As I Can Tell
AES
— Advanced Encryption Standard
IMAO
— In My Arrogant Opinion
SQ
— Square
KOTL
— Kiss On The Lips
L8
— Late
AFAIU
— As Far As I Understand
8
— Infinity
CDC
— Center for Disease Control and Prevention
SAPH
— Sapphire
CC
— Carbon Copy
=8-0
— Yikes!
JT
— Just Teasing
&&&&
— Pretzels
KEYA
— I will key you later
BLTN
— Better Late Than Never
SED
— Said Enough Darling
ADD
— Address
IIIO
— Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
GE
— Good Evening
WYMM
— Will You Marry Me?
NRG
— Energy
OTOH
— On The Other Hand
/MYB
— kick my boobs
NOYB
— None Of Your Business
VC
— Venture Capital
JC
— Just Checking
DS
— Dear Son
AFT
— About Fucking Time
DH
— Dear Husband
BCC
— Blind Carbon Copy
DNS
— Domain Name System
DHYB
— Don't Hold Your Breath
NG
— No Good
LMA
— Leave Me Alone
CC
— Clan Chat
NSA
— No Strings Attached
TOY
— Thinking Of You
WTS
— Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
IIWII
— It Is What It Is
FTITM
— First Thing in the Morning
H8
— Hate
(-_-)
— Secret smile
MOI
— Me (French)
AAR8
— At Any Rate
ABC
— Already Been Chewed
GG
— Good Going
BBIAM
— Be Back In A Minute
HILLIES
— Hill giants
IDGAS
— I Don't Give A Shit
FOB
— fuck off bitch
VM
— Voice Mail
DDG
— Drop Dead Gorgeous
DHCP
— Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
JTLYK
— Just To Let You Know
4EVER
— Forever
KTHXBYE
— Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
DNS
— Domain Name Service
DOC
— Drug of Choice
BS
— Bullshit
MFG
— Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
CYT
— See You Tomorrow
PAW
— Parents Are Watching
TTT
— To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
IOW
— In Other Words
FB
— Facebook
CID
— Consider It Done
EMA
— E-Mail Address
SYT
— Sweet Young Thing
:-B
— Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
SLIP
— Serial Line Interface Protocol
:-0
— Talkative
YTTL
— You take too long
PLZ
— Please
1E6
— a million
BISFLATM
— Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
J/K
— Just Kidding
2MOR
— Tomorrow
ADR
— Address
DTS
— Don't Think So
INFO
— Information
HW
— Homework
TIL
— Today I Learned
UTM
— You Tell Me
PC
— Personal computer (host)
TMI
— Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
TOU
— Thinking of You
MEH
— just okay
CWYL
— Chat With You Later
KQ
— Kalphite Queen
GF RS
— Good fight Runescape
PHAT
— Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
CMA
— Cover My Ass
RUH
— Are You Horny?
SS
— So Sorry
B4N
— Bye for Now
NBD
— No Big Deal
LOL
— laughting out loud
LG
— Lovely Greetings
BT
— Byte This
LOLA
— Laugh Out Loud Again
DERP
— Reply to stupid comment or action
AISI
— As I See It
NO
— Number
AFAYK
— As Far As You Know
FCOL
— For Crying Out Loud
CYA
— See You
WFM
— Works For Me
BTOBS
— Be There or Be Square
FDA
— Fucking Dumb Ass
IDL
— Ideal
BUMP
— Increment
HAGD
— Have A Good Day
FWM
— Fine With Me
SUX
— sucks
TTYT
— Talk to You Tomorrow
HH
— Ha-ha
GIGO
— Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
TFH
— Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
AIGHT
— Alright
TTTT
— These Things Take Time
NFS
— Network File System
BARB
— Barbarian
DM
— Doesn't Matter
FTF
— Face To Face
BOT
— Be on that
BB
— Big Brother
WAN
— Wide Area Network
4VA
— forever
@WRK
— At Work
HIIK
— Hell If I Know
OO
— Over and Out
#:-)
— Smiling with a fur hat
4N
— Foreign
EOD
— End Of Discussion
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
6E
— sexy
GND
— Ground
JFK
— Just For Kicks
IRMC
— I Rest My Case
2GETHER
— together
KEYME
— Key me when you get in
(:-B
— baby with a and buck teeth
WYSIWYG
— What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
4U2C
— for you to see
NEZZY
— Neitiznot
EXCAL
— Enhanced excalibur
LUV
— Love
SNAFU
— Situation Normal All Fouled Up
TTYTT
— To Tell You The Truth
LTNS
— Long Time No See
BFF
— Best Friend Forever
APP
— Application
PTL
— Praise The Lord
AAAAA
— Travel club for alcoholics
MTFBWY
— May The Force Be With You
TCB
— Taking Care of Business
IE
— Internet Explorer
CUL8R
— See You Later
2NITE
— Tonight
DA
— The
WUU2
— What are you up to?
SRSLY
— Seriously
[{--CRAYON--]}>
— crayon (try in different colors)
AB
— Ass Backwards
555
— Sobbing/Crying.
NTHING
— Nothing
BPS
— bits per second
NVR
— Never
FTN
— Fuck That Noise
A/N
— Author's Note
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Booze
P2P
— Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
FYO
— For Your Opinion
4AO
— For adults only
FYA
— For Your Amusement
BDN
— Big Damn Number
ST8
— state
ONNA
— Oh No Not Again
-(:)(0)=8
— Teletubby
BB
— Bumble Bee
BS
— Bull Shit
TBC
— To Be Continued
GBG
— Great Big Grin
CNP
— Continued In Next Post (forums)
VBG
— Very Big Grin
QT
— Cutie
GR8
— Great
FKA
— Formerly Known As
BAK
— Back At Keyboard
C
— See
QR
— Cure
HRU
— How Are You?
FO
— Fuck Off
LI
— LinkedIn
*G*
— Grin
SIS
— sister
IDM
— It Does Not Matter
OMFG
— Oh My Fucking God
CUS
— See You Soon
PS
— Post Scriptum
ZZZ
— to be tired (internet slang)
BGWM
— Be Gentle With Me
WU
— What's Up?
IDK
— I don’t know
BOL
— Best Of Luck
AFC
— Away from Computer
FTW
— For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
YGG
— You Go Girl
MLA
— Multiple Letter Acronym
FWIW
— For What It's Worth
ROFL
— Rolling on the floor laughing
BOE
— Bind on Equip
IC
— I See
DDD
— Direct Distance Dial
ILU
— I Love You
ISLY
— I Still Love You
9
— Nine
CTHU
— Cracking the Heck Up
4EVA
— Forever
4Q
— Fuck You
DPS
— Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
EOR
— End of Rant
:-){
— Beard
BTOBD
— Be There or Be Dead
:)S
— Smiles
WTF
— what the fuck
JAC
— Just a second
AWS
— As We Speak
HIH
— Hope It Helps
JMO
— Just My Opinion
GFY
— Good For You
(~~)
— Pumpkin
B2B
— Business to Businesse
EM
— Excuse Me
404
— 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
GDZ
— Greater demons
CLD
— could
ATEOTD
— At the End of the Day
BAFO
— Best and Final Offer
TTG
— Time-To-Go
GNIGHT
— Good night
POS
— Parent Over Shoulder
FIAT
— Fix It Again Tony
EOT
— End Of Transmission
SYL
— See You Later
WYCM
— Will You Call Me?
L:)
— Loser
BFFN
— Best friend for now
TL;DR
— Too Long; Didn't Read
:-&
— Message indicating person is angry...
HB
— Happy Birthday
RW
— Real World
KISS
— Keep It Simple Stupid
AAM
— As A Matter Of Fact.
GL
— Good Luck
THNX
— Thanks
IM
— Instant Message
IYSWIM
— If You See What I Mean
DOS
— Disk Operating System
CBB
— Can't Be Bothered
CHK
— Check
FOCUS
— Focus sight.
WC
— Welcome
BFG
— Big Fat Grin
CB
— Coffee Break
SMH
— Shakes My Head
FU
— Follow-Up
AMF
— adios motherfucker
HF
— Have Fun
NA
— Not Applicable
AO
— Anarchy Online
GIC
— Gift in Crib
LOC
— Locate
2U2
— To You Too
ZIP
— Zone Improvement Plan
NRN
— No Reply Necessary
:-X
— Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
RLY
— Really
AIUI
— As I Understand It
LOTI
— Laughing on the Inside
411
— Info
FOS
— Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
FML
— Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
SOHO
— Small Office Home Office
TNSTAAFL
— There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
PITA
— Pain In The Association
ACC
— Anyone Can Come
NLT
— No Later Than
:^)
— Broken nose
RTM
— Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
SCSI
— Small Computer System Interface
LO
— Hello
B/C
— Because
W
— With
FF
— Friendly Fire
O
— [ō—letter o with overbar]
NM
— Never Mind
UL
— Upload
FBI
— Female Body Inspectors
LMTTA
— Leave Me the Fuck Alone
ID10T
— Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
BBT
— Be Back Tomorrow
TWIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
GH
— Good Hand
SPK
— Speak
2DAY
— Today
TC
— Telephone Call
EFFIN
— Fucking
OTT
— Over The Top
II
— I'm impressed
BBR
— Burnt Beyond Repair
DL
— Download
2Q
— took you
GW
— Getting Wet
AYPI
— And Your Point Is?
KWIM
— Know What I Mean?
GOMF
— Get Outta My Face
2L8
— Too Late
PTO
— Paid Time Off
MU
— Miss U
G
— Grin
GD
— Good Day
AMAP
— As Much As Possible
ADAM
— Adamant
LOL
— Lots Of Luck
MTF
— More to Follow
KMRIA
— Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
PDQ
— Pretty Damn Quick
420
— Marijuana
TLA
— Three Letter Abbreviation
CMB
— Call Me Back
DERP
— silly
LYT
— light
SANTA
— Santa Claus
EL8
— elate
IWALU
— I Will Always Love You
CRYS
— crystal
LMNK
— Leave my name out
FFS
— For fucu's sake
BUGLY
— Butt Ugly
GTH
— Go To Hell
K
— Kilo-
BASIC
— Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
IFF
— If and Only If
LTNT
— Long Time No Talk
%*@:-)
— Freaking Out
HAGN
— Have A Good Night
~(8(L)
— Homer Simpson
2G4
— Together
})I({
— butterfly
CE
— Creative Editing
PSA
— Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
UNA
— Use No Acronyms
RTFM
— Read The Fucking Manual
BCNU
— Be Seein' You
GLYASDI
— God Loves You and So Do I
FNG
— Fucking New Guy
HIV
— Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
JJ
— Just Joking
OOP
— Out of Power
WC
— Who Cares?
TM
— Trust Me
FOAD
— Fuck Off And Die
BTK
— Back to Keyboard
UFN
— Until Further Notice
GAL
— Get A Life
CUL
— See You Later
DDH
— Death dot heal
MN8
— emanate
Z
— Zero
LYK
— Let You Know
26Y4U
— Too Sexy for You
DTRT
— Do The Right Thing
CSL
— Can't Stop Laughing
KBD
— Keyboard
2C4S
— Too cool for school
KK
— Knock, knock
OTW
— On the Way
DWF
— Divorced White Female
MIPS
— Millions of Instructions Per Second
MMB
— Message Me Back
SOL
— shit outta luck
OM
— Old Man
BSOD
— Blue Screen Of Death
KUTGW
— Keep up the Good Work
DW
— Dear Wife
:-&
— Tongue Tied
DTP
— Desktop Publishing
4NIK8
— fornicate
CRS
— Can't Remember Stuff
KMYF
— Kiss Me You Fool
FDGB
— Fall Down Go Boom
DMY
— Don't Mess Yourself
CUZ
— Because
FBM
— Fine By Me
AFTP
— Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
2
— To
NRG
— NRG Energy, Inc.
UT
— Unreal Tournament
AAAAA
— American Association Against Acronym Abuse
LYLAS
— Love You Like a Sister
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
PSP
— PlayStation Portable
GRL
— Girl
EOL
— End Of Lecture
TYSO
— Thank you so much
IHNI
— I Have No Idea
HBU
— How about you?
LVS
— loves
KB
— Keyboard
WYWH
— Wish You Were Here
HW
— Hardware
EG
— Evil Grin
SYS
— See You Soon
@
— at
FXION8
— affectionate
(:|
— tired
KOTC
— Kiss On The Cheek
DP
— Display Picture
NFG
— No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
CIAO
— Goodbye (in Italian)
1NAM
— One in a million
:-9
— Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
RFD
— Request For Discussion
B
— Be
LERK
— leaving easy reach of keyboard
LY
— Love Ya
YR
— Your
RENTS
— Parents
BTA
— But Then Again
ACPT
— Accept
SH
— Shit Happens
LYLAB
— Love You Like A Brother
QTPI
— Cutie pie
OWTTE
— Or Words To That Effect
BLK
— Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
<:)-
— Dunce
!
— Surprised
G9
— Genius
ASO
— And So On
FWB
— Friends with benefits
CT
— Can't Talk
:-&
— Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
WDALYIC
— Who Died and Left You in Charge?
NERD
— National Establishment for Real Dorks
HMS
— Hanging My Self
SSL
— Secure Socket Layer
-0,06
— Not very clever
ADN
— Advanced Digital Network
HTML
— Hyper Text Markup Language
AYSOS
— Are You Stupid or Something?
XYZ
— eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
FUGLY
— Fucking ugly
AOL
— Army Of Lamers
BW
— Best Wishes
BAC
— By Any Chance
AWHFY
— Are We Having Fun Yet?
MB
— Message Board
RS
— Runescape
DMNO
— Dude Man No Offense
5
— Five
KIX
— kicks
TA
— Thanks a lot
OP
— Operator
DW
— Don't Worry
BLOG
— Web Log
OTW
— Off To Work
AFZ
— Acronym Free Zone
1DR
— I wonder
NE1
— Anyone
BAU
— Business As Usual
SNAG
— Sensitive New Age Guy
WYGOWM
— Will You Go Out with Me?
Y2K
— Year 2000
COS
— Because
SEO
— Search Engine Optimizer
BFFLNMW
— Best Friends for Life No Matter What
BOHICA
— Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
9
— nein
911
— Emergency Services Phone Number
6UL
— sexual
BBFN
— Bye Bye For Now
AFB
— Away from Brain
W/E
— Whatever
BSG
— Big Smiling Grin
!-(
— Black eye
RIMMY
— Rimmington
LOB
— Lobster
IBC
— Inadequate But Cute
AU
— Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
BEG
— Big Evil Grin
EBKAC
— Error Between Keyboard and Chair
ICL
— In Christian Love
HMT
— Here's My Try
FOG
— Fist of Guthix
WOW
— World of Warcraft
BION
— Believe It or Not
SOP
— Stay Off the Pipe
CM
— Call Me
AFAIAA
— As Far As I Am Aware
SOS
— Same Old Story
PWR
— Power
AB
— Ah Bless!
ISTM
— It Seems To Me
M
— Male
JC
— Just Curious
GMAUL
— Granite maul
4
— For
EOB
— End Of Business
(_8^(!)
— Homer Simpson
HAHA
— Having A Heart Attack
OOTB
— Out Of The Box
BST
— But Seriously Though
FYF
— from your friend
B2B
— Back to Back
M
— Million
BUDWEISER
— Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
CD9
— Code 9: Parents Nearby
AWA
— As Well As
AIR
— As I Remember
:#)
— Drunk
PTMM
— Please Tell Me More
.-)
— Smiley with one eye
HFAC
— Holy flipping animal crackers
DC
— Disconnected
ABTA
— Good-bye
CP
— Sleepy
FUBB
— Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
JC
— Just Chilling
4K
— fork
PC
— Player Character
KOL
— Kiss on cheek
ETA
— Estimated time arrival
GMTA
— Great Minds Think Alike
FU
— Future Use
WEALTH
— Ring of wealth
FOC
— Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
2H2H
— too hot to handle
Y2K
— You're Too Kind
IMCO
— In My Considered Opinion
H&K
— Hugs and Kisses
BFG
— Big Fucking Gun
GAS
— Greetings and Salutations
CYA
— Cover Your Associates
RPG
— Role Playing Game
ADMIN
— ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
FE
— Fatal Error
SWMBO
— She Who Must Be Obeyed
4COL
— For Crying Out Loud
LMWIS
— Lick Me Where I Sweat
GRATZ
— Congratulations
1DRFL
— Wonderful
DIRTFT
— Do It Right The First Time
AYOR
— At Your Own Risk
RL
— Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
RT
— Roger That
YL
— Young Lady
STR
— Strength
IRT
— In regards to
CTN
— Can't Talk Now
2CUTE
— too cute
MIN
— Minute
CFY
— Calling for You
MGMT
— Management
UGH
— Disgusted
CRA
— crazy
NE
— Any
QOTD
— Quote of the Day
AZN
— Asian
GBH
— Great Big Hug
LYL
— Love You Lots
TTT
— That's The Ticket
FF
— Follow Friday
B9
— benign
AA
— Anti-Aircraft
TIA
— Thanks in advance
ACB
— Armadyl Crossbow
GOMB
— Get Off My Back
ILBL8
— I'll be late
IUD
— Insert Usual Disclaimers
LEMENO
— Let Me Know
QFT
— Quoted For Truth
USB
— Universal Serial Bus
1D10T
— Idiot
GFN
— Gone for Now
LTD
— Living the Dream
ADIH
— Another Day in Hell
:-Q
— Smoker
BOP
— Bind on Pickup
FS
— Full Screen
BT
— Bite This
TLC
— Tender Love and Care
DRAG
— Dragon
BFI
— Bunch of Fucking Idiots
GI
— Google It
PTFO
— Pass the Freak Out
TFR
— Thanks for Reading
SEC
— Second
QED
— quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
BM
— Bite Me
:-) .
— I have an inny
LHSX
— Lets have sex
OBV
— Obviously
TWSS
— That's What She Said
PSA
— Public Show Of Affection
DWL
— Dying with Laughter
BFG
— Big Friendly Giant
LTR
— Later
BG
— Big Grin
WEG
— Wicked Evil Grin
:-8(
— Condescending Stare
AFAIC
— As Far As I'm Concerned
AIM
— Aol Instant Messege
DBN
— Doing Business - Not
BIH
— Burn in Hell
BR
— Bathroom
EOS
— End of Story
MED
— Medium
YTTT
— You Telling the Truth?
IFU
— I Fucked Up
AYK
— As You Know
IIRC
— If I Recall Correctly
TMTOWTDI
— There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
YOLO
— You Only Live Once
AFAICR
— As Far As I Can Recall
CIS
— CompuServe Information Service
DUPE
— Duplicate
CO
— Conference
BIC
— Butt in Chair
MOT
— Moment Of Truth
C
— Cool Breeze
BSF
— But, Seriously Folks
DQMOT
— Don't Quote Me on This
DIKU
— Do I Know You?
OOTC
— Obligatory On Topic Comment
NFW
— No Freaking Way
BOL
— Be On Later
RU
— Are You?
PTB
— Powers That Be
ROTFL
— Roll On The Floor Laughing
YMMD
— You Made My Day
OL
— Old Lady
MBS
— Mom Behind Shoulder
MAC
— Media Access Control
YT
— YouTube
FITB
— Fill In The Blank
LD
— Long Distance
IONO
— I Don't Know
AH
— At home
;-)
— Wink (Original Smiley)
EZ
— Easy
N/A
— Not Available
AYT
— Are You There
YRS
— wires
ROTF
— Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
JPYL
— Just Pulling Your Leg
IS
— I'm Sorry
WB
— Write Back
GLLA
— Great Lovers Love Alike
YCT
— Your Comment To
HD
— Head
JAS
— Just A Second
RSN
— Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
TSR
— Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
&&&/
— Pretzels
GIMME
— Give Me
2LN
— toolin
NES
— Nintendo Entertainment System
GLNG
— Good Luck Next Game
BBIAF
— Be Back In A Few
:-)8
— Smiling with bow tie
CRAFT
— Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
:-,
— Smirk
2N
— tune
N/A
— Not Acceptable
WG
— Wicked Grin
BRH
— Be Right Here
V
— Very
3:-O
— Cow
NFWS
— Not for work safe
FTW
— Fuck The World
DBL8
— Don't be late
OOSOOM
— Out of Sight, Out of Mind
:-C
— Astonished
AOE
— Area of Effect
AFDA
— A Few Days Ago
QQ
— Quick Question
CATH, CATHY
— Catherby
DYK
— Do You Know
PBM
— Play By Mail
DIS
— Did I Say
DFL
— Dead freaking last
NIMBY
— Not In My Back Yard
BRS
— Big Red Switch
SF
— Science Fiction
ILY
— I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
BMG
— Be My Guest
SYSOP
— System Operator
ISTR
— I Seem To Recall
IMP
— I might be pregnant
LMBO
— Laughing my butt off
LAM
— Leave A Message
FUBAR
— Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
LFG
— Looking for guard
BB4N
— Bye-Bye for Now
FF
— Friends Forever
FRED
— Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FORD
— Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HD
— Hold
B
— Back
DA
— father
AISB
— As I Said Before
FYM
— For Your Misinformation
INV
— Inventory
VN
— Very Nice
ACRONYM
— Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
YHBT
— You Have Been Trolled
G2G
— Got To Go
SIL
— Sister-In-Law
ABU
— All bugged up
MOB
— Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
IMHO
— In My Honest Opinion
BKA
— Better Known As
COBOL
— Common Business-Oriented Language
ADAD
— Another Day Another Dollar
..._(:)-O
— Scuba diver blowing bubbles
FYA
— For Your Action
SHMILY
— See How Much I Love You
<3
— I Love You(Original Smiley)
TTS
— Text To Speech
JMHO
— Just My Humble Opinion
PERV
— pervert
BWTHDIK
— But What The Heck Do I Know...?
CMF
— Count My Fingers
VR
— Virtual Reality
CLM
— Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
AFAIUI
— As Far As I Understand It
AEAP
— As Early As Possible
BK
— Bot kill
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Bottle
DBD
— Don't Be Dumb
AAK
— Alive and Kicking
PD
— Public Domain
IMS
— I Am Sorry
AYEC
— At Your Earliest Convenience
UBD
— User Brain Damage
CT
— City
BYOD
— Bring Your Own Device
LFM
— Looking for More
WYT
— Whatever You Think
TTBOMK
— To The Best Of My Knowledge
HUA
— Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
MOS
— Mother Over Shoulder
CM
— Call Menu
F2T
— Free to Talk
4GET
— Forget
MODEM
— Modulator-Demodulator
RUOK
— Are you okay?
DHU
— Dinosaur hugs
LD
— Later Dude
5N
— fine
HTH
— Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
BIBO
— Beer In, Beer Out
HIG
— How's It Going
CL
— Clan Leader
86
— Out of
BH
— Bounty Hunter
BNF
— Big Name Fan
BC
— Basket Case
8-O
— Shocked
PSY
— Please Stop Yelling
OM
— Oh My
IHY
— I Hate You
MP
— Mana Points
FYYSOS
— Fuck you, you sack of shit
AAR
— At Any Rate
C&G
— Chuckle and Grin
SMS
— Short Message Service
JFF
— Just For Fun
MMA
— Meet me at
SMOFF
— Serious Mode Off
COS
— Change Of Subject
YHM
— You Have Mail
ESABATM
— Eat shit and bark at the moon
:-X
— Small Kiss
PXT
— Please Explain That
BBFBBM
— Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
MOTD
— Message of the Day
(.)(.)
— Breasts
IDU
— I Don't Understand
FM
— Fucking Magic
(___:___)
— A large bottom
ITS
— Intense Text Sex
19
— Zero Hand
SCUBA
— self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
FBI
— Full Blown Idiot
DF
— Dear Friend
BB
— Be Back
BRBDGA
— Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
ALA
— As Long As
GLG
— Goofy Little Grin
BOK
— Bouquet
:-0 HBTU 0-:
— Happy Birthday To You
4NK8
— Sex
E
— Ecstasy
OS
— Operating System
S2R
— Send to Receive
IYO
— In Your Opinion
AA
— Always Afloat
DKDC
— Don't Know Don't Care
OVA
— Overhead Value Analysis
DM
— Dungeon Master
ESS
— Elysian Spirit Shield
BYOB
— Bring Your Own Beer
:-X
— Biggy sloppy kiss
H/O
— Hold On
GOI
— Get Over It
DH
— Dick Head
8O
— Shocked
IME
— In My Experience
HISS
— Saradomin Hiss
:-)
— Smile
ASLP
— Age Sex Location Picture
SD
— Sweet Dreams
BRBB
— Be right back *babe*
BFD
— Big Freaking Deal
BWDIK
— But What Do I Know
UAE
— Unrecoverable Application Error
NFS
— Need For Speed
RE
— Hello Again
FU2
— Fuck you too
EM
— E-Mail
MMS
— Multimedia Messaging System
CR8
— Create
NTS
— Note to Self
TANSTAAFL
— There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
FYA&E
— For Your Amusement and Edification
AFINIAFI
— A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
BLNT
— Better Luck Next Time
DWB
— Don't Write Back
WDYMBT
— What Do You Mean By That?
NFC
— No fucking clue
!-|
— Smiley with a black eye
DOPE
— Drugs Oppress People Everyday
TU
— Thank You
APAC
— All Praise and Credit
KMA
— Kiss My Ass
BMTIPG
— Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
MEH
— Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
ANFSCD
— And Now for Something Completely Different
GBY
— God Bless You
WO
— Without
:-( )
— Shocked
CFV
— Call For Vote(s)
PMFJI
— Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
MTE
— My Thoughts Exactly
MM
— Market Maker
LMAO
— Laughing my arse off
TM
— Text Message
AFAIR
— As Far As I Remember
HLM
— he loves me
MUD
— Multiple User Dungeon
GTM
— Giggling to Myself
DWM
— Divorced White Male
SIG
— Special Interest Group
LNK
— Love and Kisses
JAFO
— Just Another Fucking Observer
GHP
— Good Hand Partner
BFAW
— Best friend at work
PPP
— Point-to-Point Protocol
NM
— Not Much
GGA
— Good Game All
WAT
— What
2
— Too Add
CFD
— Call For Discussion
CRBT
— Crying Real Big Tears
GTFO
— Get the fuck out
SWTDRMZ
— Sweet Dreams
MM
— Sister
FOAF
— Friend Of A Friend
GMTFT
— Great Minds Think for Themselves
KOL
— Kiss on Lips
WTH
— What The Hell?
STFG
— Search The Fucking Google
HL
— Half Life
BOOMS
— Bored Out of My Skull
HAU
— How About You?
BO
— Buzz Off
BLK
— BlackRock, Inc.
DN
— Down
IMU
— I miss u
BFD
— Big Fucking Deal
ICYDK
— In Case You Didn't Know
CTO
— Check This Out
5:-)
— Elvis Presley
!O)
— Winking (Taking a peak)
DING
— Gamer has reached a new level in the game
AAP
— Always A Pleasure
ESP
— Especially
DINK
— Double Income No Kids
2G2BT
— Too Good To Be True
CFS
— Care for Secret
CTC
— Choking The Chicken
(-)
— Needs Haircut
TCO
— Taken Care Of
4M
— from
SMO; SMON
— Serious mode on
UDS
— Ugly Domestic Scene
DIIK
— Darned if I know
4EVR
— Forever
YF
— Wife
DINK
— Dual Income No Kids
CUNS
— See You In School
SOSDD
— Same Old Stuff Different Day
MT
— Empty
: @
— Shouting
ISWYM
— I See What You Mean
BOFH
— Bastard Operator From Hell
JM2C
— Just My 2 Cents
XLR8
— Accelerate
THR
— there
WBS
— Write Back Soon
*-)
— Shot to death
MUD
— Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
NALOPKT
— Not A Lot Of People Know That
:-I
— Indifferent
H20
— water
DYHG
— Do you have a girlfriend?
PVP
— Player Vs Player
AAF
— As A Friend
THNQ
— Thank You
IDGI
— I Don't Get It
OTL
— Out To Lunch
NN
— Not Now
DAOC
— Dark Age of Camelot
KTHX
— OK, Thanks
BT
— Between technologies
AFFA
— Angels Forever Forever Angels
MUSH
— Multi-User Shared Hallucination
AMOF
— As a Matter of Fact
BYTM
— Better You Than Me
HB
— Hurry Back
RGDS
— Regards
DVS
— devious
SOB
— Son of a Bitch
CUL8ER
— See You Later
WUWH
— Wish You Were Here
CW
— Complete Wank
AAMOI
— As A Matter of Interest
RBTL
— Read Between The Lines
RTS
— Read the Screen
YG
— Young Gentleman
LIC
— Like I Care
CADET
— Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
LUWAMH
— Love You with All My Heart
:-Þ
— Sticking out tongue
C4N
— Ciao for Now
HHOJ
— Ha Ha Only Joking
JO
— Jerking off
2MOZ
— Tomorrow
BSG
— Broad Sweeping Generalization
WOM
— Word of Mouth
FUD
— Fear, uncertainty and doubt
BSAAW
— Big Smile And A Wink
IOH
— I'm Outta Here
DYJHIW
— Don't You Just Hate It When...
KJ
— Kill jacked
BTAIM
— Be That As It May
FSR
— For Some Reason
AYBABTU
— All Your Base Are Belong to Us
MMO
— Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
TSOHF
— Total Sense of Humour Failure
:(
— Sad, without nose
NAP
— Not A Problem
LAQ
— Lame Ass Quote
EVA
— Ever
MIA
— Missing In Action
DXNRY
— Dictionary
ASAFP
— As Soon As Friggin Possible
B4U
— Before You
NEB
— Nebula)
NVMD
— Nevermind
AOM
— Age of Mythology
PIC
— Picture
SWAK
— Sealed With A Kiss
CHICKEN
— Scared
WTF
— What The Freak
NPS
— no problem sweetie
IMRU
— I Am, Are You?
2MRW
— tomorrow
BMOTA
— Bite Me On The Ass
CMB
— Combat Medical Badge
FTTB
— For The Time Being
PO
— Piss Off
FTBOMH
— From the Bottom of My Heart
KMT
— Kiss my tushie
MNC
— Mother Nature Calls
LULAS
— Love You Like A Sister
AISE
— As I Said Earlier
KITA
— Kick In The Ass
MS
— The Company Microsoft
SOH
— Sense Of Humor
JIC
— Just In Case
IYQ
— I like you
PMFBI
— Pardon Me For Butting In
WUP
— What's Up
AYS
— Are You Serious?
TD2M
— talk dirty to me
SFW
— Safe for Work
BYAM
— Between You And Me
QC
— Quick Chat
GLHF
— Good luck have fun
420
— Lets Get High
AOTA
— All of the Above
DWAI
— Don't Worry About It
CMU
— Crack Me Up
4
— Second Base
RTFC
— read the fucking code
ORLY
— Oh Really?
4YEO
— For Your Eyes Only
BG
— Bad Game
BFG
— Big Fucking Grin
BFFL
— Best friends for life
AYF
— All Your Fault
HP
— Homepage
MOOCH
— Freeload
ROTFLASTC
— Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
CRAP
— Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
FORD
— Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
:-!
— Foot In Mouth
&-)
— Stoned
IAYL
— In A While
MUSM
— Miss You So Much (chat)
VENG
— Vengeance
NOOB
— Newbie
OTTH
— On the Third Hand
SIS
— Snickering in silence
BCO
— Big crush on
AOG
— Armies of Gielinor
:P
— Stick your Tongue out
HACK
— To use something not in its intended manner.
BAMF
— Bad Assed Mother Fucker
?4U
— Question For You
SW
— Software (SFTWE Preferred)
ROTFLOL
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
MV
— Move
B2W
— Back to Work
ED
— Erase Display
AITR
— Adult In The Room
YIU
— Yes I Understand
GSOAS
— Go Sit On A Snake
MMF
— Make Money Fast
KB
— Kick Butt
KHYF
— Know How You Feel
DA
— there
DH
— Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
BITD
— Back in the Day
OOI
— Out of Interest
DH
— Dear Hubby
LNDN
— London
MMORPG
— Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
AFA
— Away From Keyboard
BS
— Big Smile
IBM
— Inadequate But Marketable
( :O (|)
— Homer Simpson
FLMN
— Four letter mnemonic name
WUD
— What You Doing
337
— From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
DARFC
— Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
GOTCHA
— I get you
4PLA
— Foreplay
MB
— Mamma's boy
:-7
— Smirk
BWQ
— Buzz Word Quotient
50
— Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
G
— gee
HEX
— Hexcrest
LOMLILY
— Light of My Life, I Love You
IPN
— I'm Posting Naked
BYORL
— Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
RT
— Retweet
DIAF
— Die in A Fire
ASLMH
— Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
CUS
— Because
SCNR
— Sorry, Could Not Resist
CSS
— Cascade Style Sheet
FAWC
— For Anyone Who Cares
TINALO
— This Is Not A Legal Opinion
HAK
— Hugs And kisses
BA6
— Basics
GM
— Good Match
IYSS
— If You Say So
ALAP
— As Late As Possible
YSS
— You Suck Severely
ASSIST
— Assist System
LOTR
— Lord Of The Rings
MLM
— give the middle finger
BAC
— Back At Computer
AIH
— As It Happens
ATK
— At The Keyboard
LMC
— Let Me See
ATST
— At the Same Time
MHOTY
— My Hat's Off To You
1CE
— Once
BBIAW
— Be Back In A While
AOC
— Available on cell
ADN
— Any Day Now
BME
— Based on My Experience
ENUF
— Enough
:-'
— Undecided
YYSSW
— Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
BTN
— Better Than Nothing
SW
— So What?
L2K
— Like to come
TLG
— The Living God
WAG
— Wild Assed Guess
2EZ
— Too easy
OH
— Overheard
BII BII
— Bye-bye
ARG
— Argument
FUA
— Frequently Used Acronym
MOO
— My Own Opinion
2CB
— A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
CW
— Current Weight
%*}
— Inebriated
DCED
— disconnected
N1
— Nice One
;) ;-) ;>
— Winking happy faces
ICQ
— I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
COH
— City of Heroes
TLS
— Transport Layer Security
WT
— Without Thinking
(:-)
— Smiling with helmet
2BONO
— To Be or Not to Be
:OI
— Mouth Full
SN
— Soon
DEF
— Defence
2H
— Two-handed sword
4EAE
— ForEver And Ever
SUL
— See You Later
CQC
— Close Quarters Combat
AWYR
— Awaiting Your Reply
IBM
— I Blame Microsoft
GOK
— God Only Knows
BLITZ
— Ice Blitz
WAD
— Without A Doubt
EMMY
— Emerald
JOOTT
— Just One Of Those Things
D/L
— Download
BTHOOM
— Beats the Heck Out of Me
KOW
— Knock on Wood
%V
— Picasso
NECH
— Nechryael
NMU
— Not Much, You?
OPM
— Other People's Money
MOF
— Matter of Fact
:-?
— Tongue Sticking Out
CUA
— Commonly Used Acronym
MEGO
— My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
W
— Wink
PMSL
— Pissing myself laughing
YT
— You There?
DNR
— Dinner
OD
— Oh Dear
KIS
— Keep It Simple
BBBG
— Bye Bye Be Good
AAS
— Alive and smiling
RTFF
— Read The Fucking FAQ
BOF
— Birds of a Feather
GPF
— General Protection Fault
SFAIK
— So Far As I Know
ARE
— Acronym-Rich Environment
DLTBBB
— Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
CD9
— Code 9, parents are around
CRAWL
— To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
IDGAF
— I don't give a *freak*
MZLTF
— mazel tov
CAV
— Cavalier hats
DUM
— Do You Masturbate?
JFGI
— Just Fucking Google It
VOIP
— Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
%-6
— Brain Dead
TTYL
— Type To You Later
JOO
— you
OTTOMH
— Off the top of my head
AFAICR
— As Far As I Can Remember
JW
— Just wondering
TINWIS
— That Is Not What I Said
NSS
— No Shit, Sherlock
AV8
— Aviate
:-9
— Salivating
AMMY
— Amulet
ATT
— Attack
YWSYLS
— You Win Some, You Lose Some
DSH
— Desperately Seeking Help
PHB
— Pointy Haired Boss
CNP
— Continued on next post
AAYF
— As Always Your Friend
HOAS
— Hold On A Second
NFI
— No Fucking Idea
NWO
— No Way Out
AIW
— As It Was
;-)
— Twinkle
CU
— Cracking Up
FB
— Fucking buddy
GOL
— Giggle Out Loud
LOA
— List of Abbreviations
*W*
— wink
KMA
— Kiss my *a*
PFM
— Pure Freaking Magic
TCOY
— Take Care Of Yourself
CYL
— See You Later
EQ
— EverQuest (game)
SMHID
— Scratching My Head in Disbelief
FFA
— Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
F8
— Fate (as in "It's fate.")
14AA41
— One for All and All for One
IF
— In (the) Front
WYLASOMWTC
— Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
UTT
— Under The Table
WTT
— Want To Trade
PLOKTA
— Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
SWAG
— Simple Wild Ass Guess
B7
— Banned (B7=B&=Band)
RBAY
— Right Back At You
SEP
— Someone Else's Problem
SWALK
— Sealed With A Loving Kiss
BNI
— Batteries Not Included
BF
— Blast Furnace
GBTW
— Get Back to Work
CMUTE
— commute
GFC
— Going For Coffee :-)
GM
— Good Move
ATYS
— Anything You Say
MOTOS
— Member Of The Opposite Sex
GYPO
— Get Your Pants Off
SMH
— Scratching My Head
MORF
— Male Or Female ?
FBH
— Fucking Butter Heads
BCOS
— Because
AMF
— Adios My Friends
LRF
— Little Rubber Feet
LULAB
— Love You Like A Brother
VEG
— Very Evil Grin
ACE
— marijuana cigarette
CYO
— See You Online
PROGGY
— computer program
AGS
— Armadyl Godsword
OOC
— Out of Character
STW
— Search the Web
IMPOV
— In My Point of View
LKIR
— Little kid in the room
CICO
— Coffee In, Coffee Out
WYLABOCTGWTR
— Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
PDF
— Pretty Damn Funny
AGL
— Age, Gender and Location?
HMOFG
— Holy mother of fucking god
BCP
— Bandos Chestplate
INPO
— In No Particular Order
GS
— Good Shot
ONNTA
— Oh No, Not This Again
YHL
— You Have Lost
CUL
— Catch You Later
DYFM
— Dude You Fascinate Me
WL
— Whatta loser
AFAYC
— As Far As You're Concerned
MMFU
— My Mate Fancies You
ITYM
— I Think You Mean
NOOB
— New person
WYSBYGI
— What You See Before You Get It
IMNSHO
— In My Not So Humble Opinion
TGAL
— Think Globally, Act Locally
:~X
— Tongue tied
EVO
— Evolution
SITD
— Still In The Dark
CF
— Cluster Fuck
BM&Y
— Between me and you
GG
— Good Games
HUYA
— Head Up Your Ass
BOC
— But of Course
WTFWT
— what the fuck was that
AYDY
— Are you done yet?
PBOOK
— Phonebook
GLORY
— Amulet of glory
ALOL
— Actually laughing out loud
WYRN
— What's Your Real Name?
CBALL
— Cannonball
GL/HF
— Good Luck, Have Fun
WH
— World Hopper
SLAP
— Sounds Like A Plan
DU
— Don't understand
OI
— Operator Indisposed
BIC
— Best in Class
:{ }:
— Two people talking
LUV
— Love Ur Voice
IITYWTMWYKM
— If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
OJ
— Only Joking
R8
— Rate
FIF
— Fuck I'm Funny
TRDMC
— Tears Running Down My Cheeks
6S
— success
ISTR
— I Seem to Remember
ILYFAE
— I Love You Forever and Ever
FAAK
— Falling Asleep At Keyboard
KSC
— Kind of sort of chuckle
MEM
— Member
MFD
— MultiFunction Device
AC
— Acceptable Content
ABBR
— Abbreviation
CSG
— Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
GFI
— Go For It
POTS
— Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
WTB
— Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
MHBFY
— My Heart Bleeds For You
10
— Ten
NFW
— Not for Work
BBSD
— Be Back Soon Darling
ACD
— Alt Control Delete
FXP
— File Exchange Protocol
FWB
— Friend With Benefits
AGN
— Again
ISO
— In Support Of
AYW
— As you were
NIFOC
— Naked In Front Of Computer
AATK
— Always At the Keyboard
GR&D
— Grinning, Running and Ducking
BIB
— Boss is back
DTR
— Define the Relationship
FUBAR
— Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
BL
— Belly Laugh
NV
— envy
PHKR
— fucker
D&C
— Duck and Cover
SOHF
— Sense Of Humor Failure
BAD
— Broken as designed
GSOH
— Good Sense Of Humour
RYS
— Read Your Screen
WP
— Wrong Person
NC
— Nice Crib (Home)
LOA
— List of acronyms
GJ
— Good Job
CON
— Construction
GD
— Good duel
AFAP
— As Far As Possible
BBSL
— Be Back Sooner or Later
NA
— No Access
BB
— Bathroom break
EULA
— End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
ETLA
— Extended Three Letter Acronym
YHBW
— You Have Been Warned
PPP
— Petty Pet Peeve
IUSS
— If You Say So
LVM
— Left Voice Mail
GGN
— Gotta Go Now
IKWUM
— I Know What You Mean
BDC
— Big Dumb Company
IDGAD
— I Don't Give A Damn
ZH
— Zamorak Halo
GG
— Go Girl
YTB
— You're The Best
(( )):**
— Hugs and kisses
LTM
— Laugh to Myself
:--------)
— Batman
IAC
— In Any Case
KOC
— Kiss On Cheek
GOP
— Great Orb Project
GL2U
— Good Luck To You
DNS
— Domain Name Server
MFG
— More Friendly Garbage
BBSOL
— Be Back Sooner Or Later
SRO
— Standing Room Only
NS
— Nice
NMP
— Not My Problem
GA
— Go Ahead
MMK
— okay?
XS
— In excess of
KTHXBAI
— Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
BN
— Bad news
BIF
— Before I Forget
OAO
— Over and Out
DGAF
— Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
HBO
— Home Box Office
4F
— for fun
KWUM
— Know What You Mean
SWDYT
— So What Do You Think
JP
— Jackpot
LSHTTARDML
— Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
EL
— Evil Laugh
HEMMY
— Hemenster
P
— Partner
GM
— Got Milk?
NYCFS
— New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
WTFE
— What the Freak Ever
TCB
— Take Care of Business
SL
— Squad Leader
GUD
— Good
ITRW
— In The Real World
TDTM
— Talk Dirty to Me
AFDB
— A Few Days Back
10C
— Tennesse
HAHA
— Laughing
FICCL
— Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FILF
— Father I'd like to fuck
MOTAS
— Member Of The Appropriate Sex
PWN
— To own
BTWBO
— Be There With Bells On
AMBW
— All My Best Wishes
IMS
— I Must Say
OJ
— Orange Juice
FC
— Fingers Crossed
MKOP
— My Kind of Place
TT2T
— To Tired to Talk
BCOY
— Big crush on you
&:-)
— Smiling with curls
MOMPL
— (One) Moment Please
FBKS
— Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
R
— Rare
:-{>
— Smiley with mustache and beard
FPS
— Frames per second.
3
— Three
SF
— Surfer Friendly
LMTD
— Limited
PW
— Persistent World
2G4U
— To Good for You
FMOD
— Forum moderator.
TAFN
— That's All for Now
UR
— You Are
TBA
— To Be Announcede
XO
— Hugs and kisses
2H2F
— Too high to function
BAO
— Be Aware Of
MIHAP
— May I Have Your Attention Please
10SE
— Tennesse
HHOK
— Ha-ha, only kidding
MITH
— Mithril
VBS
— Very Big Smile
W4U
— Waiting for You
FWIR
— From what I remember
GBR
— Garbled Beyond Recovery
HHTYAY
— Happy Holidays To You And Yours
IIRC
— If I Remember Correctly
:O)
— Clown
ILICISCOMK
— I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
IDGABTT
— It Don't Get Any Better Than This
DS
— this
GMAB
— Give Me A Break
ZZZ
— Sleeping, Bored, Tired
WUW
— What U Want
2MI
— Too Much Information
DYSTSOTT
— Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
YABA
— Yet Another Bloody Acronym
MOTO
— Master Of The Obvious
RT
— Real Time (R/T Preferred)
WEED
— Marijuana
YR
— Yeah Right
>U
— screw you!
DE
— Dead End
SFLA
— Stupid Four Letter Acronym
CUA
— Common User Access
B-)
— Sunglasses
FF
— Fish Flingers
YKW
— You Know What
KO
— Knockout
SFAIAA
— So Far As I Am Aware
GFU
— Good for You
AA
— Alcoholics Anonymous
CY
— Calm Yourself
N
— In
CID
— Crying in Disgrace
AQAP
— As Quick as Possible
CBL
— Come Back Later
DBAU
— Doing Business As Usual
IHNO
— I Have No Opinion
WTGP
— Want To Go Private?
:-@!
— Cursing
ICFILWU
— I could fall in love with you
CULA
— See You Later, Alligator
QED
— Quick Easy Dirty
CW
— Castle Wars
FSCK
— File System Check
CAM
— Camera
:-)
— Happy
TFS
— Thanks for Sharing
TFTT
— Thanks for the Thought
SWL
— Screaming With Laughter
UNEEK
— unique
2M2H
— Too much too handle
DIC
— Drunk in Charge
AFAGAY
— A Friend As Good As You
KK
— Okey
TIC
— Tongue-In-Cheek
MTFBWU
— May The Force Be With You
2MORROW
— Tomorrow
DKP
— Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
IMFL
— I'm Falling in Love
YWHOL
— Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
YCDBWYCID
— You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
FAB
— Features-Attributes-Benefits
GLE
— Good Luck Everyone
COTFLGOHAHA
— Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
(%)
— Yin Yang
:D/
— Dancing
IRMFI
— I Reply Merely for Information
WYP
— What's Your Problem?
@:)
— Elvis
JASE
— Just Another System Error
ATW
— All the Web
TBF
— Time Between Failures
FTL
— Faster Than Light
ABS
— Armadyl battlestaff
BMW
— Bought My Wife
GWD
— God Wars Dungeon
BOS
— Big Orange Switch
BL8D
— belated
(:|
— Egghead
JJA
— just joking around
BTSOOM
— Beats The Shit Out Of Me
YWHNB
— Yes, We Have No Bananas
FOGGING
— Playing Fist of Guthix.
WF
— Way Fun
EMFBI
— Excuse Me for Butting In
CSS
— can't stop smiling
NADT
— Not A Darn Thing
POOF
— Good-bye
DOS
— Defective Operating System
ACP
— Armadyl chestplate
AIIC
— As If I Care
LONH
— Lights on Nobody Home
LWR
— Launch When Ready
ND
— Nice double
PZ
— peace
BRBB
— be right back bitch
MEH
— so-so
YAA
— Yet Another Acronym
NW
— No Way
DYOH
— Do Your Own Homework
TT4N
— Ta Ta for Now
1
— One
%-(
— Confused and unhappy
ESO
— Equipment Smarter than Operator
GPOY
— Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
REQ
— Request
DWIM
— Do What I Mean
IBT
— In Between Technology
8-P
— Yuck!
GT
— Good Try
PCM
— Please Call Me
AFJ
— April Fool's Joke
WDYWTTA
— What Do You Want To Talk About?
MOTSS
— Member Of The Same Sex
WCA
— Who Cares Anyway
AQUAS
— Aquanites
ATB
— All The Best
BWO
— Black White or Other
(:&
— Angry
PENG
— Penguin Hide and Seek
LMAOROTF
— Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
PWNED
— Owned
GDW
— Grin Duck and Wave
COMP CAPE
— Completionist cape
AIW
— As It Were
2GETHA
— together
AFU
— All Fucked Up
AIS
— As I Said
2WIMC
— To Whom It May Concern
LYB
— Love You Babe
EOQ
— End Of Quote
NECRO
— Necromancer
IFYP
— I Feel Your Pain
FTMFW
— For The Mother Fucking Win
PABG
— Pack A Big Gun
WRUD
— What Are You Doing
<]:-O)
— Goofy witch
NHL
— National Hockey League
RTG
— Ready to Go
KIA
— Know It All
GMV
— Got My Vote
CU2
— See You Too
BFD
— Big fuck deal
ASIG
— And so it goes
POS
— Person Over Shoulder
ITM
— In the Money
BASOR
— Breathing a sigh of relief
MSMD
— Monkey See Monkey Do
ROTFLUTS
— Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
NETUA
— Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
BSTS
— Better Safe Than Sorry
BIF
— Basis in Fact
DHTML
— Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
RTFI
— Read The Fucking Instructions
TMA
— Take My Advice
BAXE
— Battleaxe
WYSINWYG
— What You See Is Not What You Get
NMH
— Not Much Here
ITYK
— I thought you knew
PMBI
— Pardon My Butting In
ABN
— Arcane blast necklace
BAY
— Back at ya
B10
— Beaten
GGMSOT
— Gotta get me some of that
GTGB
— Got To Go, Bye
NAK
— Not Acknowledged
NQOCD
— Not Quite Our Class Dear
POOF
— I have left the chat
G8
— Gate
D
— Dragon
W
— Whatever
IJWTK
— I Just Want to Know
JAM
— Just A Minute
:>)
— Nosy smiley
IWIAM
— Idiot wrapped in a moron
HV
— Have
DGA
— Digital Guardian Angel
:-Ю~
— drooling
TLH
— Target Likelihood
MO
— Momentum on
PMIGBOM
— Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
E123
— Easy As One, Two, Three
AAK
— Asleep at Keyboard
FTBSITTTD
— Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
CIAO
— Good-bye
8-)
— Bandit
NET
— Internet
BOT
— Robot
DUCT
— Did You See That
MU
— Miss Universe
GNE1
— Good night everyone
NM
— No Message
ROTBA
— Reality on the Blink Again
YCLIU
— You Can Look It Up
L8RS
— Laters
;-<>
— Drooling
:-K
— Puzzlement
GG
— Brother
:-O ZZ
— Bored
ADIP
— Another Day in Paradise
FPS
— For Pete's Sake
..|..
— Giving someone the middle finger
9
— Parent is watching
4FRNFR
— Forever and Ever
MMFL
— Meet me for lunch
TAH
— Take A Hike
WWJD
— What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
RTSM
— Read the Stupid Manual
BPLM
— Big Person Little Mind
:-O
— Appalled
LSHMBB
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
SICS
— Sitting in Chair Snickering
GR
— Good Race
NS
— Nice Shot
8
— Ate
NCG
— New College Graduate
(_8(|)
— Homer Simpson
KC
— Kill Count
MOF
— Male or Female
RTNTN
— Retention
TNT
— Until next time
%-{
— Ironic
;-Q
— Smoking smiley
CSW
— can't see why
CYM
— Check Your Mail
DEGT
— Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
G2R
— Got to Run
F
— Female
KIR
— Keep It Real
MGB
— May God Bless
YBS
— You'll Be Sorry
MB
— Maybe Baby
CD-ROM
— Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
TNT
— dynamite
GIRL
— Guy in Real Life
FW
— Forward
DT
— Desert Treasure
AFAIR
— As Far As I Recall
KBD
— King Black Dragon
DK
— Don't known
MURM
— Saradomin murmer
ARDY
— Ardougne
GAS
— Got A Second
BGS
— Bandos godsword
BB
— Blue Base
BEOS
— Nudge
CMXI
— 911
IANAL
— I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
:-R
— Raspberry
DUCWIC
— Do You See What I See?
ADBB
— All Done Bye Bye
EMSG
— Email Message
AFAIC
— As Far As I Am Concerned
DFTT
— Don't Feed the Trolls
DNPM
— Damn Near Pissed Myself
BOSMKL
— Bending over smacking my knee laughing
BYKT
— But You Knew That
IRSTBO
— It Really Sucks The Big One
ES&D
— Eat Shit And Die
DM
— deathmatch
DD
— Dreaded Disease
DR
— didn't read
AWGTHTGTTA
— Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
HILT
— Godsword hilt
FBOW
— For Better or Worse
YNK
— You Never Know
SHILO
— Shilo Village
THANQ
— Thank You
CUA
— See You Around
EOS
— End of Show
TMA
— Too Many Acronyms :-)
U
— You
JAWS
— Just Another Windows Shell
ATSL
— Along the Same Line
:-6
— Exhausted, Wiped Out
L2G
— Like to go
IGGP
— I Gotta Go Pee
%-)
— Dazed
STBY
— Sucks To Be You
NQOS
— Not Quite Our Sort
DNC
— Does Not Compute
WH5
— Who, what, when, where, why
BRBS
— Be Right Back Soon
OOH
— Out of Here
/(00)/
— Spider
IYFEG
— Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
411
— Local Telephone Information
ROFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
LHO
— Laughing Head Off
GI
— Good Idea
LESSER
— Lesser demon
ABT2
— About To
IBN
— I'm bucked naked
*S*
— smile
2HT2HNDL
— Too Hot To Handle.
LTS
— Laughing to self
IITYWIMIWHTKY
— If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
BTFM
— Beats the Funk out of Me
(_)3
— beer mug
ROTFLMAO
— Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
BITGOD
— Back in the Good Old Days
GLA
— Good Luck All
=;
— talk to my hand
N/S
— no shit
GOWI
— Get On With It
GMBO
— Giggling My Butt Off
MRT
— Modified ReTweet
TTYRS
— Talk To You Real Soon
FUM
— Fucked Up Mess
CLD9?
— Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
MOSSIE
— Mosquito
TFTT
— Thanks for the Tip
JYYC
— Just Yanking Your Chain
ASAFP
— As Soon As Fucking Possible
IHA
— I Hate Acronyms :-)
:'-(
— Crying
F2F
— Flesh To Flesh
DYFI
— Did you find it
WIBAMU
— Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
HAB
— Hot Asian Babe
M/F
— Male/Female
IAWTP
— I Agree with This Post
SWALK
— Sent with A Loving Kiss
AB, AB-ER
— Anti-ban, Anti-botter
PHD
— Push Here Dummy
D
— Diathermy
CHAT
— Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
ADMINR
— Administrator
SOS
— Some over shoulder/same old situation
IMBO
— In My Bloody Opinion
CMMN
— Communication
WHIP
— Abyssal whip
BOF
— Boring Old Fart
DBEYR
— Don't Believe Everything You Read
KNIM
— Know What I Mean
ACDNT
— Accident
7
— Seven Deadly Sins
LRC
— Living Rock Caverns
CAD
— ctrl-alt-delete
:-J
— Tongue in cheek
CI$
— Compu$erve Information Service
B
— Before
:-S
— Don't know what to say
UV
— Unpleasant Visual
:-(0)
— Shouting
DP
— Drop party
99
— Parent No Longer Watching
NFA
— No Flaming Allowed
WILDY
— Wilderness
LOPSOD
— Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
*^_^*
— Huge Dazzling Grin
CMON
— Come-On
IMTM
— I am the man
PASS
— Password
SIHTH
— Stupidity is hard to take
PTKFGS
— Punch the Keys for God's Sake
BMOTA
— Byte Me On The Ass
REX
— Dagannoth Rex
GAC
— Get A Clue
IANALBIPOOTV
— I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
SUM1
— Someone
GTFO
— Get the freak out
6UAL
— Sexual
LMFAO
— Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
CX
— Cancelled
ROFFNAR
— Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
WK
— Week
NTL
— NoneTheLess
NTK
— Nice to Know
DWIMC
— Do What I Mean Correctly
IWBNI
— It Would Be Nice If ....
FYIFV
— fuck you, I'm fully vested
COBOL
— Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
FBI
— Fucking Brilliant Idea
AA
— Ask About
@==
— Atomic bomb
FIMH
— Forever in My Heart
PMJI
— Pardon My Jumping In
PLD
— Played
FUBIO
— Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
2M2T
— Too much to type
NS
— Nice score
OJ
— Obligatory Joke
KHUF
— Know How You Feel
GFU
— General Fuck Up
VGC
— Very Good Condition
FUD
— Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
AOYP
— Angel on your pillow
DWISNWID
— Do What I Say Not What I Do
BTYCL
— Bootycall
ECTO
— Ectofuntus
OOTD
— One of These Days
YCMU
— You Crack Me Up
GNOC
— Get naked on camera
OD
— OverDose
TTM
— To the Moderator
IGN
— I Got Nothing
CRE8
— Create
-:-)
— Punk
PDS
— Please Don't Shoot
SHIT
— Sure Happy It's Thursday
GAP
— Got A Picture
SH
— Same Here
VIS, VISAGE
— Draconic Visage
UDR
— other
OVR
— OVeRlay
WWY
— Where Were You?
GFETE
— Grinning from Ear To Ear
MBT
— Main Battle Tank
:-*
— Kissing Smiley
**POOF**
— bye
SAR
— Some Assembly Required
IC
— In-Character
CRB
— Come Right Back
EMFJI
— Excuse Me For Jumping In
B/F
— Boyfriend
PHD
— Piled Higher and Deeper
ASN
— Arcane stream necklace
DUCWIM
— Do You See What I Mean?
BAS
— Big butt smile
LHSO
— Let's Have Sex Online
DF
— Don't even go there
ITFA
— In the Final Analysis
THT
— Think happy thoughts
KFY
— Kiss For You
BBIAS
— Be Back In A Second
IIT
— I'm Impressed Too
SPAM
— slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
NFW
— No Fucking Way
STM
— Spank the Monkey
LISP
— Lost in Stupid Parenthesis
(:-*
— Kiss
TINAR
— This is Not a Recommendation
ASOP
— assistant system operator
CP
— Cross post
:-{
— Mustache
BTHOM
— Beats The Hell Outta Me
YTMND
— You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
MAXED
— reached level
ASAYGT
— As Soon As You Get This
SNERT
— Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SSDD
— Same Stuff Different Day
DGT
— Don't go there
AE
— area-effect
JDI
— Just Do It
PMYMHMMFSWGAD
— Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
AOB
— Abuse of Bandwidth
LTIP
— Laughing Til I Puke
IAE
— In Any Event
:-*
— Bitter
ACS
— Armadyl chainskirt
ARC
— Arcane Spirit Shield
PAL
— Parents Are Listening
>;->
— Lewd Remark
GFTD
— Gone For The Day
FTFTFWMF
— Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
BB
— Blue Baseball
BIOYN
— Blow It Out Your Nose
AMD
— An Air Movement Device
NBIF
— No Basis in Fact
:-{}
— Blowing a Kiss
KMB
— Kiss My Butt
CIO
— Cut It Out
JAM
— Just A Moment
GTRM
— Going To Read Mail
()
— Hugging
CCB
— Chaotic crossbow
DOS
— Dozing Off Soon
DZRV
— deserve
:-J
— Smirk
NAT
— Nature rune
BBNS
— Big bones
?
— I don't understand what you mean
BLING
— Overly flashy jewelry
P2P
— Pay to play
L2P
— Learn to play
2M8O
— tomato
SOS
— Save Our Souls (Help!)
BROADS
— Broad-tipped bolts
GGS
— Group gatestone
BMB
— bite my bum
TTL4N
— That's the Lot for Now
:-.)
— Cindy Crawford
G/F
— girlfriend
AMF
— All My Fault
FUBAR
— Fucked up beyond all recognition
NANA
— Not now, no need
BAMF
— Bad *a* mother *f*
CRPG
— Computer Role-Playing Game
KYPO
— Keep Your Pants On
FRZ
— Freakin'Religious Zealot
AFCPS
— Any Fool Can Plainly See
JTYWTK
— Just Thought You Wanted To Know
YGTBKM
— You've Got to Be Kidding Me
KMSMA
— Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
MOSS
— Member of Same Sex
:-?
— Smoking a pipe
NM
— Nothing Much
&:-)
— Curly Hair
AISB
— As It Should Be
URH
— You are hot
Q
— Queue
TAS
— Taking A Shower
ADS
— Anti-Dragon shield
EL8D
— elated
IFVB
— I Feel Very Bad
IOTTMCO
— Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
IB
— In (the) Back
8:-)
— Little Girl
LOLH
— Laughing out loud hysterically
EWI
— Emailing While Intoxicated
WAB
— What A Bummer
(:-&
— Angry
DILLIGAF
— Do I look like I give a *freak*?
IMOW
— In My Own Words
CIS
— CompuServe information system
#:-)
— Messy Hair
DAG
— Dagannoth
AFAHMASP
— A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
"8*#
— drunk
&-|
— Crying
SGS
— Saradomin Godsword
2BH
— to be honest
LSHMBH
— Laugh so hard my belly hurts
ITSFWI
— If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
HHO1/2K
— Ha-ha, only half kidding
FTM
— Forget the Manual
RUT
— Are You There?
GTSY
— Glad To See You
BTDTGTS
— Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
$-)
— Money Eyes
CAB
— Taxi
BOM
— bitch of mine
IDGW
— in a good way
CLAB
— Crying Like A Baby
FAY
— *Freak* all you
MBO
— Laughing My Butt Off
RYO
— Roll Your Own
IHTFP
— I Hate This Fucking Place
FBTW
— Fine Be That Way
DGAF
— Don't give a *freak*
RTFB
— Read The Fucking Book
2G4U
— Too good for you
LOA
— Love on Arrival
FBUGLY
— Fucking Butt Ugly
LHOS
— Lets Have Online Sex
IMI
— I Mean It
TAB
— Tablet
JAD
— Just Another Day
OCD
— tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
WEP
— Weapon
: - )…
— Drooling
BFG
— Big Freaking Grin
ABFL
— A Big Fat Lady
LOLOL
— Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
DILLIGAS
— Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
NRN
— No response necessary
HMWK
— Homework
LGR
— Little Girl's Room
******@*
— Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
8-[
— Frayed nerves
D:-)
— Wearing a baseball hat
URTM
— You Are the Man
BWL
— Bursting with laughter
ILBCNU
— I'll be seeing you
IJWTS
— I Just Want To Say
8-O
— Astonished
HEAT
— High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
STR8N
— straighten
LSV
— Language, Sex, Violence
NYM
— New York Minute
MAIN
— A player's main character
######:O)
— Marge Simpson
HVH
— Heroic Violet Hold
ATSITS
— All the stars in the sky
:8)
— Pig
SUYF
— Shut Up You Fool
****
— Popcorn
ADCTD2UV
— Addicted To Love
CIM
— CompuServe Information Manager
DIAFYO
— Did I Ask for Your Opinion
LMTO
— Laughing My Tampon Out
BOB
— Back Off Bastard
BIOYIOP
— Blow It Out Your I/O Port
ASB
— Attention Seeking Behaviour
CSY
— Can't Stop Yawning
LBR
— Little Boy's Room
BCBS
— Big Company Big School
RX
— prescriptions
TA
— Thanks Again
PVP
— Player Versus Player
8-#
— Death
CASE
— Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
LMHO
— laughing my head off
:-6
— Exhausted
(_X_)
— Sore Bum
JML
— Join me later
:-]
— Blockhead
IDI
— I Doubt It
BOTD
— Birthright of the Dwarves
LTNC
— Long Time No See
IA8
— I already ate
GSP
— Game Service Provider
CYE
— Check your e-mail
WGAF
— Who Gives A Fuck?
MUAH
— Multiple unsuccessful attemptshumor
CNP
— Continuednext post
KC
— Keep Cool
:-D
— Grinning
:P~~
— Drooling
YM
— You're welcome
VOLVO
— Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
CDIWY
— couldn't do it without you
IBTD
— I Beg To Differ
DDS
— Dragon Dagger (P )
IIUC
— If I Understand Correctly
RSC
— Runescape Classic
MEZ
— Mesmerize
LLTA
— Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
CAD
— Control Alt Delete
WMMOWS
— Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
GG
— Gotta Go
DILLIGAD
— Does It Look Like I Give A Damn
FOAD
— Freak Off And Die
ATS
— About to sprout
RTFS
— Read the FucKing Source
RAT
— Remotely Activated Trojan
SED8
— sedate
UDI
— Unidentified Drinking Injury
YD
— Yesterday
BA
— Barbarian Assault
CHOP
— Clan Hopping
:-Q~
— Smoking
AGKWE
— And God Knows What Else
JJWY
— Just Joking with You
— Grin
IDKY
— I Don`t Know You
N00B
— Newbie
AIMP
— Always In My Prayers
BYOP
— Bring Your Own Paint
DK
— Dorgesh-Kaan
SELFIE
— A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
I2
— I too
(//_')
— emo
PS
— Photoshop
BRASSY
— Verac's brassard
IANAE
— I Am Not An Expert
AWC
— After Awhile Crocodile
IBTL
— In Before the Lock
TLGO
— The List Goes On
*
— Kiss
SK8R
— Skater
COFS
— Church of Scientology
G
— Giggle
ILICISCOMK
— I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
:-)8:
— Woman
ICBW
— I Could Be Wrong
:-(
— Sad
JMOD
— Jagex moderator
;;)
— flirt
AB2
— Abandoned floors set 2
DFLA
— Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
DMN
— demon
WE
— whatever
HD
— Hold down
IHTFP
— I Have Truly Found Paradise
GSOH
— Good Salary, Own Home
URW
— You Are Welcome
WUF
— Where Are You From?
NR
— Nice Roll
:-F
— Sticking out tongue
(:-D
— Blabber Mouth
ESAD
— Eat Shit And Die
GMACE
— Granite Mace
(:>])( )( )
— Snowman
(O.O)
— Owl
IMHO
— In My Holy Opinion
CRBT
— Crying Really Big Tears
QS10
— question
CSS
— Counter-Strike Source
DRK
— Dark Red Kidney Bean
FAI
— Frequently Argued Issue
KK
— Kalphite King
*G*
— Giggle
TPC
— The Phone Company
DUELY
— Duel Arena
C&B
— Crash and Burn
DH AXE
— Dharok's Greataxe
BMW
— Big Money Wasted
FM
— Fine Magic
IEF
— It's Esther's Fault
ASC
— Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
PW
— Pathetic Wanker
HPK
— Honour PKing
NE1 ER
— Anyone Here
GR
— Ghostly Robes
ALTG
— Act Locally, Think Globally
ABRS
— Abbreviations
COF
— Cone of Fire
:-(
— disappointed face
MTA
— Mage Training Arena
QS
— Quit Scrolling
/8^{~
— Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
FISHDO
— Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
LLS
— Laughing like *silly*
PPU
— Pending pick-up
GD&W
— grin, duck and wave
:{
— Having a hard time
GLG
— Good Looking Girl
MIRL
— Meet in Real Life
FBFR
— FaceBook friend
INAL
— I'm Not a Lawyer
YD
— You'Re Dead
IMVHO
— In My Very Humble Opinion
#:-O
— Shocked
FV
— Front View
I&I
— Intercourse & Inebriation
HLA
— Hola
GRD
— Grinning, running and ducking
;^)
— Smirking
DWBH
— Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
DLBBB
— Don't let the bed bugs bite
MOOS
— Member of Opposite Sex
TXT
— Text
%-)
— silly
IHU
— I Hate You
2-9T
— tonight
EDUC8
— educate
HAGS
— Have A Good Summer
KELDA
— Keldagrim
WLUMRYME
— Will you marry Me?
QQ
— crying eyes
DIS
— Disrespect
ISDN
— It Still Does Nothing
:-((
— Really Sad
LMSO
— Laughing My Socks Off
YM
— You Mean ...
10SION
— tension
BOB
— Back off buddy
ICUR
— I See You Are
GM
— General Maintenance
ROTM
— Right On The Money
8-]
— Wow!
RTFM
— Read the Flippin Manual
#-O
— Doh!
SSDD
— Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
LSV
— Language, sex and violence
ARMA
— Armadyl
GL&GH
— good luck and good hunting
(:-)
— Big Face
2GETHER4EVA
— together forever
IAAA
— I Am An Accountant
DD
— Due Diligence
GJIAGDVYCN
— Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
RPG
— Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
AH
— Armadyl-Helm
WRU
— Who Are You
TIC
— Taken Into Consideration
:-X
— in love
WITW
— What in the World?
LSHMBH
— Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
NWOBHM
— New Wave Of British Heavy Metal