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• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• <33 — heart
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• NYT — Night
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• TM8 — tomato
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• MEHH — sigh
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• 22 — Tuesday
• %-} — Intoxicated
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• 8 — Oral Sex
• B8 — bait
• FRM — From
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• GH — Getting Hard
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• R — Are
• W8R — waiter
• KS — Kill Steal
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• OTP — On the Phone
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• GM — Good Morning
• FKS — fucks
• LAN — Local Area Network
• S'OK — it's okay
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• TBH — To Be Honest
• O :-) — An angel
• WASSUP — what's up?
• SOS — Someone Special
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• && — and
• N/A — Not Applicable

• :"> — embarrassed
• GA — Good Afternoon
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• ABBY — Abyssal
• 4RM — from
• D9 — denyin
• .02 — My two cents worth
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• 5-0 — Police
• PPL — People
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• 0 — Zero
• D2 — Dedos
• :I — Expresses indifference
• PST — Please Send Tell
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• 3 — The letter E
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• TB — Text Back
• :-() — Yelling
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• W/ — With
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• YQ — I Like You
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• BRD — Bored
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• ZERKER — Berserker
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• FALLY — Falador.
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• OIC — Oh I See
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• WANNA — Want to
• HUD — How You Doing
• 7K — Sick
• JK — Just kidding
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• GNA — Good night all
• SMT — Something
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.

• LGH — Lets Get High
• KEWL — Cool
• 0 :-) — Angel
• WC — Wrong Chat
• IKR — I Know Right
• @*&$!% — You know what that means...
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• 6 — Sex
• ABT — About
• H — Hug
• L8R — Later
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• DM — Do me
• 7 — Seven
• ATM — At The Moment
• GRMBL — Grumble
• 59 — fine
• 10S — tennis
• THO — Though
• 0:-) — angel
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• E.G — For example
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• OTP — One True Pairing
• G4Y — Good For You
• MB — Maybe
• PLS — Please
• BJ — Blow Job
• L8ER — Later
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• R8D — rated
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• TOM — Tomorrow
• K — Okay
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• L — Laugh
• LV — love
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• LOLWUT — What?
• WAT UP — What's up?
• 10Q — Thank You

• O4U — Only for You
• BSF — Be serious folks
• SK8 — Skate
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• IDC — I Don't Care
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• TA2 — tatoo
• J4F — Just for Fun
• — Joking
• THX — Thanks
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• B-DAY — Birthday
• TXS — Thanks
• MSG — Message
• :-/ — Skeptical
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• PM — Private Message
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• HUGZ — Hugs
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• U4IC — euphoric
• T BOW — Training bow
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• K4U — Kiss for you
• LYK — like
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• BCOZ — Because
• X — Kiss
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• Z% — Zoo
• D8R — dater
• GNITE — Good night
• LFG — Looking For Group
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• SUP — What's Up?
• AWESO — Awesome
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• RZN — raisin
• EME — Eat Me
• :-| — Ambivalent
• 511 — Too much information
• B9 — Boss is watching

• ALCON — All Concerned
• D8N — datin
• G4I — Go for It
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• O RLY — oh really
• W@ — What
• XI 10 — Exciting
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• X! — Typical Woman
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• NP — No Problem
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• POC — Point Of Contact
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• N EMA — enema
• BTW — By The Way
• TC — Take Care
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• LMK — Let Me Know
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• TBA — To Be Advised
• 182 — I Hate You
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• OOF — Out of Facility
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• PS — PostScript
• 2TH — Tooth
• Y/- — Why not?
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• W/O — Without
• RN — Right Now
• GRRRR — Growling
• PEEPS — People
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• K/B — Keyboard
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• W/END — weekend
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• G4U — Good for You

• 1E9 — a billion
• Y! — Typical Man
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• P-( — Pirate
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• ADDY — Adamant
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• FAB — Fabulous
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• IMO — In My Opinion
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• 4 — Four
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• GONNA — Going to
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• B-( — Beat Up
• R8RS — Raiders
• VFM — Value For Money
• U-L — You Will
• ISO — In Search Of
• 404 — I Don't Know
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• INV ME — Invite Me
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• D00D — Dude
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• M$ — Microsoft
• F? — Friends
• PW — Pow Wow
• H4X0R — Hacker
• T2GO — Time to Go
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• C=:-) — Chef
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• D46? — Down for sex?
• XLNT — Excellent
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• LOLO — Lots of love

• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• FISH — First In Still Here
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• :- — Undecided
• TA2D — tatood
• CU — See You
• OOO — Out Of Office
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• POV — Point Of View
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• :-$ — Message indicating person is ill...
• :/) — Not funny
• LDY — lady
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• I1DR — I Wonder
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• :-| — undecided
• C):O) — cowboy
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• J00 — You
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• MF — motherfucker
• GN — Good Night
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• » — Raquo
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• FWD — Forward
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• BBL — Be Back Later
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• ASF — And So Forth
• DV8 — Deviate
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• XI10 — Exciting
• HALLY — Halberd
• K8T — Katie
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• UR — Your
• STR8 — Straight
• Q4U — question for you

• U2 — You Too
• XNTRK — eccentric
• O==3 — Penis
• C[T] — cup of tea
• W# — World #
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• 2D4 — To Die For
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• TMB — Text Me Back
• 121 — One-To-One
• ¿;) — Elvis
• 81 — Hells Angels
• XME — Excuse Me
• HB — Hug Back
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• C|B-) — Ali G
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• M-) — See no evil
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• IP — Internet Protocol
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• BDAY — Birthday
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• WTH — What The Heck?
• DUN — Don't
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• WBU — What About You?
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• ATTN — Attention
• GGU2 — Good game, you too
• QC — Quality Control
• ZIPN — zippin
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• BMW — Be My Wife
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• P-ZA — Pizza
• GTG — Good To Go

• IB — I'm Back
• O-&-< — Person bored
• MVN — movin
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• JMN — jammin
• VIP — Very Important Person
• J/P — Just Playing
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• J00R — your
• KOK — Knock
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• P^{) — pirate
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• LOM — Low on Mana
• 2LY — truly
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• :) :-) :> — Smiling, happy faces
• TX — Thanks
• OP — Original Poster
• BC — Because
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• P@H — parents at home
• COZ — Because
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• KS — Kill-Steal
• >:-( — Annoyed
• 1337 — Elite
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)

• M80S — Mateys
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• P^) — pirate
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• BRB — Be right back
• BR — Best regards
• :D :-D — Wider happy face
• AA — Adios Amigo
• TYT — Take Your Time
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• WTG — Way To Go
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• 4E — Forever
• BF — Best Friend
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• 10X — Thanks
• (__)(_|_)(_/_) — dancing ass off
• NVM — Never Mind
• M8 — Mate
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• FU — Fuck You
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• PROLLY — Probably
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• WB — Welcome Back
• PW — Password
• O:-( — model
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• LP — Life Points
• WKND — Weekend
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• N4CMT — enforcement
• K — Kiss
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• HAXOR — Hacker
• BOT — Back on Topic
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• UI! — You Idiot
• (_() — Marshmallow
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• LOP — Low on Power

• IGHT — I got high tonight
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• RYT — write
• TK — To Come
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• AH — asshole
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• 6A — sexy
• PIZ — parents in room
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• WYD — what are you doing
• RX — Regards
• :,( — Crying
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• A55 — ass
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• NUFF — Enough Said
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• MWAH — kiss
• TAM — Tomorrow a.m.
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• }-) — Wry smile
• DOA — dead on arrival
• BFN — Bye for Now
• LEMME — Let me
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• BZ — Busy
• IR8 — irate
• USU — Usually
• WWW — World Wide Web
• Z — it means said
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• B4 — Before
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• @-) — Hypnotized
• BF — Boyfriend
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• ABD — Already Been Done

• ADDY — Address
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• EOD — End Of Day
• <3 — Heart
• MYO — Mind your own
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• MOB — Mobile
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• FYI — For Your Information
• IRL — In Real Life
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• GB — Goodbye
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• 2NTE — Tonight
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• :0 — Hungry
• O>- — snowboarder
• CLK — click
• EOM — End Of Message
• IK — I Know
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• GBU — God Bless You
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• MC — Merry Christmas
• DBA — Doing Business As
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• TY — Thank You
• 9T — night
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• OVA — Over

• BR8 — berate
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• 1457 — Last
• OT — Overtime
• 8 — Eight
• SRY — Sorry
• BV — Behind view
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• TUFD — The User File Died
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• AML — All My Love
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• EOF — End Of File
• 55555 — Laughing
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• Y — Why?
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• 6SR — successor
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• NT — No Text
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• JV — Joint Venture
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• RNG — Range
• NC — No Comment
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• QH — Quick hop
• W8 — Wait
• ARC — Archive
• KT — Katie
• A4 — afford
• CB — Chat Brat
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• SB — Somebody
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• AP — Apple Pie
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• AA — As above
• HM — Home
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• TBD — To Be Determined
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• DD — Darling Daughter
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)

• BBS — Be back soon
• DD — Dear Daughter
• 4RE — Ferrari
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• DS — Darling Son
• OZ — Australia
• N2 — Into
• ER — Emergency Room
• GD — Good
• JT — Just Teasing
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• EOL — End Of Life
• 6Y — sexy
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• BLK — Black
• BRT — Be Right There
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• OB — Obligatory
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• OMW — On My Way
• NT — Nice Try
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• TTLY — Totally
• BD — Big Deal
• E1 — Everyone
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• FRT — For Real Though
• KEYA — I will key you later
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• CX — Correction(s)
• MOI — Me (French)
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• 8 — Infinity
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside

• SOZ — Sorry
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• :-V — Shouting
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• NFS — Network File System
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• D8 — date
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• IML — I love you
• VC — Venture Capital
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• VM — Voice Mail
• UTM — You Tell Me
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• :-O — Oh, nooooooo!
• NVR — Never
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• 4NR — Foreigner
• 4U — For You
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• OT — Off Topic
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• NG — No Good
• IDL — Ideal
• UW — You're Welcome
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• :-0 — Talkative
• L8 — Late
• SUX — sucks
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• JC — Just Checking
• ADD — Address
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• DNS — Domain Name System
• QR — Cure
• H8 — Hate
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• TNX — Thanks
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?

• TIL — Today I Learned
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• FN — Function
• QT — Cutie
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• CID — Consider It Done
• CC — Carbon Copy
• ST8 — state
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• CP — Chat Post
• HH — Ha-ha
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• CC — Clan Chat
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• DD — Death Dot
• FTF — Face To Face
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• JK — Joke
• DTS — Don't Think So
• NTHING — Nothing
• IOW — In Other Words
• SQ — Square
• DH — Dear Husband
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• ETA — Edited To Add
• PLZ — Please
• (.V.) — Breasts
• HW — Homework
• INFO — Information
• NRG — Energy
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• ADR — Address

• BARB — Barbarian
• WFM — Works For Me
• YGG — You Go Girl
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• SRSLY — Seriously
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• DS — Dear Son
• NBD — No Big Deal
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• :-){ — Beard
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• FWM — Fine With Me
• RLY — Really
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• BOT — Be on that
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• 4AO — For adults only
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• BUMP — Increment
• IE — Internet Explorer
• 3=====D — Penis
• 6 — Six
• BPS — bits per second
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• BC — Be Cool
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• CYA — See You
• C — See
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• B4N — Bye for Now

• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• TBC — To Be Continued
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• ILU — I Love You
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• WU — What's Up?
• SPK — Speak
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• 4EVER — Forever
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• EM — Excuse Me
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• GDZ — Greater demons
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• SS — So Sorry
• PS — Post Scriptum
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• :-@ — Screaming (Original Smiley)
• GE — Good Evening
• GH — Good Hand
• 1E6 — a million
• SIS — sister
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• LOL — laughting out loud
• GFY — Good For You
• BT — Byte This
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• NO — Number
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)

• GIC — Gift in Crib
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• 2NITE — Tonight
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• AWS — As We Speak
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• DERP — silly
• RW — Real World
• II — I'm impressed
• THNX — Thanks
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• :^) — Broken nose
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• GND — Ground
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• AIGHT — Alright
• BS — Bullshit
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• GTH — Go To Hell
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• IM — Instant Message
• APP — Application
• AISI — As I See It
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• CHK — Check
• 6E — sexy
• 4U2C — for you to see
• CUL8R — See You Later
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• IC — I See
• HF — Have Fun
• NLT — No Later Than
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• GW — Getting Wet
• LO — Hello
• STATS — Your sex and age
• YTTL — You take too long
• 4N — Foreign
• OO — Over and Out
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• FB — Facebook
• UL — Upload

• DDH — Death dot heal
• AB — Ass Backwards
• Y2K — Year 2000
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• @WRK — At Work
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• LI — LinkedIn
• (_|_) — Bottom
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• OTW — On the Way
• MU — Miss U
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• CMB — Call Me Back
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• 9 — Nine
• SYL — See You Later
• GR8 — Great
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• AFC — Away from Computer
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• BB — Big Brother
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• CRYS — crystal
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• W — With
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• MEH — just okay
• 2Q — took you
• CB — Coffee Break
• OTT — Over The Top
• GL — Good Luck
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• CUS — See You Soon
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• 4VA — forever
• AO — Anarchy Online
• CE — Creative Editing
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• TC — Telephone Call
• RS — Runescape
• YCT — Your Comment To
• FXION8 — affectionate
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning

• HRU — How Are You?
• BB — Bumble Bee
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• FF — Friendly Fire
• LOC — Locate
• WC — Who Cares?
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• IDK — I don’t know
• WTF — what the fuck
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• FO — Fuck Off
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• G — Grin
• ICL — In Christian Love
• OOP — Out of Power
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• B/C — Because
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• ...---... — S.O.S.
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• 411 — Info
• V — Very
• EFFIN — Fucking
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• KK — Knock, knock
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• L:) — Loser
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• NM — Never Mind
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• JAC — Just a second
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead

• FFS — For fucu's sake
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• GG — Good Going
• BLOG — Web Log
• KBD — Keyboard
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• WC — Welcome
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• ADAM — Adamant
• GD — Good Day
• AFB — Away from Brain
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• VN — Very Nice
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• 6UL — sexual
• 420 — Marijuana
• LUV — Love
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• MTF — More to Follow
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• NE1 — Anyone
• NA — Not Applicable
• 1DR — I wonder
• OP — Operator
• 4EVA — Forever
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• Z — Zero
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• FU — Future Use
• MN8 — emanate
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• PXT — Please Explain That
• FBM — Fine By Me
• MB — Message Board
• DA — The
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• ! — Surprised
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• RENTS — Parents
• JJ — Just Joking
• QTPI — Cutie pie

• EOL — End Of Lecture
• SYS — See You Soon
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• BTA — But Then Again
• TOU — Thinking of You
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• SOL — shit outta luck
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• A/N — Author's Note
• LYT — light
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• DL — Download
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• 9 — nein
• CLD — could
• 4ST — forest
• :-Q — Smoker
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• HMT — Here's My Try
• CUL — See You Later
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• EG — Evil Grin
• 4Q — Fuck You
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• GNIGHT — Good night
• KIX — kicks
• UGH — Disgusted
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• PWR — Power
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• GFN — Gone for Now
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• BAU — Business As Usual
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• !-( — Black eye
• ASO — And So On
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy

• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• LYK — Let You Know
• RU — Are You?
• GRL — Girl
• BST — But Seriously Though
• YR — Your
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• K — Kilo-
• 2DAY — Today
• B9 — benign
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• MMB — Message Me Back
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• BW — Best Wishes
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• 1NAM — One in a million
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• (-_-) — Secret smile
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• 2 — To
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• TM — Trust Me
• IFF — If and Only If
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• BION — Believe It or Not
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• WAT — What
• VR — Virtual Reality
• EOB — End Of Business
• :-, — Smirk
• 2G4 — Together
• PC — Player Character
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• LY — Love Ya
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?

• 2L8 — Too Late
• YRS — wires
• 2CUTE — too cute
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• 4K — fork
• EOR — End of Rant
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• M — Male
• KB — Keyboard
• LYL — Love You Lots
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• DW — Don't Worry
• SH — Shit Happens
• FE — Fatal Error
• COS — Because
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• SMS — Short Message Service
• DP — Display Picture
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• AWA — As Well As
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• W/E — Whatever
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• 2U2 — To You Too
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• TA — Thanks a lot
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• PSA — Public Show Of Affection
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• BS — Bull Shit
• AIR — As I Remember
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• AZN — Asian
• JC — Just Curious
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• CP — Sleepy
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• HB — Happy Birthday
• *G* — Grin

• FU — Follow-Up
• QQ — Quick Question
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• SEC — Second
• PERV — pervert
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• THR — there
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• G9 — Genius
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• B — Be
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• FYF — from your friend
• SAPH — Sapphire
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• LTD — Living the Dream
• OM — Old Man
• :-) . — I have an inny
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• M — Million
• PBM — Play By Mail
• CFY — Calling for You
• WG — Wicked Grin
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• CT — Can't Talk
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• BMG — Be My Guest
• STR — Strength
• GAL — Get A Life
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• EOS — End of Story
• SOS — Same Old Story
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• YL — Young Lady
• @ — at
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• DC — Disconnected
• NE — Any
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk

• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• 4 — For
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• RT — Roger That
• HBU — How about you?
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• ACPT — Accept
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• CM — Call Me
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• GI — Google It
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• BOK — Bouquet
• HW — Hardware
• LAM — Leave A Message
• MAC — Media Access Control
• C — Cool Breeze
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• SYSOP — System Operator
• BT — Bite This
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• JAS — Just A Second
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• NFS — Need For Speed
• LFG — Looking for guard
• BRH — Be Right Here
• AISB — As I Said Before
• MIN — Minute
• S2R — Send to Receive
• FF — Follow Friday
• OBV — Obviously
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• ABTA — Good-bye
• 2LN — toolin
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• BAC — By Any Chance
• EZ — Easy
• RE — Hello Again
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• ABU — All bugged up
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• SD — Sweet Dreams

• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• PTB — Powers That Be
• :-C — Astonished
• WB — Write Back
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• BK — Bot kill
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• NFC — No fucking clue
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• LOB — Lobster
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• AYK — As You Know
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• HIG — How's It Going
• IS — I'm Sorry
• CO — Conference
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• F2T — Free to Talk
• OS — Operating System
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• DM — Dungeon Master
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• SANTA — Santa Claus
• DUPE — Duplicate
• :-& — Message indicating person is angry...
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• RGDS — Regards
• MM — Market Maker
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• 2N — tune
• TM — Text Message
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• DIS — Did I Say
• GGA — Good Game All

• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• OL — Old Lady
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• OTW — Off To Work
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• FM — Fucking Magic
• N/A — Not Available
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• (:| — tired
• OM — Oh My
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• CUZ — Because
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• WUD — What You Doing
• IRT — In regards to
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• AYT — Are You There
• LTR — Later
• COS — Change Of Subject
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• LD — Long Distance
• MGMT — Management
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• YF — Wife
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• DA — father
• :-I — Indifferent
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• SF — Science Fiction
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• HD — Hold
• IME — In My Experience
• H/O — Hold On

• YHM — You Have Mail
• TU — Thank You
• HLM — he loves me
• CUNS — See You In School
• BKA — Better Known As
• AB — Ah Bless!
• LD — Later Dude
• SMO; SMON — Serious mode on
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• TTS — Text To Speech
• B — Back
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• DW — Dear Wife
• DBD — Don't Be Dumb
• PO — Piss Off
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• WEALTH — Ring of wealth
• :-X — Small Kiss
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• 4GET — Forget
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• GBY — God Bless You
• MMA — Meet me at
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• PD — Public Domain
• CL — Clan Leader
• &&&& — Pretzels
• DRAG — Dragon
• IONO — I Don't Know
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• WUP — What's Up
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• CR8 — Create
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• NVMD — Nevermind
• BG — Big Grin
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• MED — Medium
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• LFM — Looking for More

• SIS — Snickering in silence
• JFF — Just For Fun
• EL8 — elate
• G2G — Got To Go
• QC — Quick Chat
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• BC — Basket Case
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• SUL — See You Later
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• BM — Bite Me
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• 2GETHER — together
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• CTO — Check This Out
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• :#) — Drunk
• HD — Head
• B2B — Back to Back
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• SN — Soon
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• MP — Mana Points
• HL — Half Life
• 5N — fine
• NOOB — Newbie
• CHICKEN — Scared
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• })I({ — butterfly
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• SFW — Safe for Work
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• CFS — Care for Secret

• E — Ecstasy
• WTH — What The Hell?
• 86 — Out of
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• : @ — Shouting
• AH — At home
• J/K — Just Kidding
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• FF — Friends Forever
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• AOE — Area of Effect
• FS — Full Screen
• 4NK8 — Sex
• PROGGY — computer program
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• NWO — No Way Out
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• *-) — Shot to death
• MEH — Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• AAR — At Any Rate
• CW — Complete Wank
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• LIC — Like I Care
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• FSR — For Some Reason
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• GIMME — Give Me
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• BB — Be Back
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• WTF — What The Freak
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States

• 8O — Shocked
• NTS — Note to Self
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• JC — Just Chilling
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• NM — Not Much
• BT — Between technologies
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• GOI — Get Over It
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• YG — Young Gentleman
• W4U — Waiting for You
• 2 — Too Add
• THNQ — Thank You
• JO — Jerking off
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• FYA — For Your Action
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• 19 — Zero Hand
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• IMU — I miss u
• NEB — Nebula)
• (___:___) — A large bottom
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• -0,06 — Not very clever
• W — Wink
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• 8-O — Shocked
• NOOB — New person

• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• YT — YouTube
• NN — Not Now
• BOL — Be On Later
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• FTW — Fuck The World
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• 5 — Five
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• R8 — Rate
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• WO — Without
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• PIC — Picture
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• AA — Always Afloat
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• G — gee
• INV — Inventory
• BITD — Back in the Day
• BR — Bathroom
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• :( — Sad, without nose
• B4U — Before You
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• PWN — To own
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• :-7 — Smirk
• RTS — Read the Screen
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• MOOCH — Freeload
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• SW — So What?
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• L2K — Like to come
• IYQ — I like you
• CRA — crazy
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• WH — World Hopper

• KJ — Kill jacked
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• B2W — Back to Work
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• ?4U — Question For You
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• ESP — Especially
• CM — Call Menu
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• LVS — loves
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• 1D10T — Idiot
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• AYF — All Your Fault
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• WL — Whatta loser
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• COH — City of Heroes
• DN — Down
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• ED — Erase Display
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• HB — Hurry Back
• HAU — How About You?
• 420 — Lets Get High
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• AAF — As A Friend
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• NAP — Not A Problem
• WP — Wrong Person
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You

• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• NHL — National Hockey League
• DF — Dear Friend
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• IYSS — If You Say So
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• IBM — Inadequate But Marketable
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• LMC — Let Me See
• MT — Empty
• OH — Overheard
• ASSIST — Assist System
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• MB — Mamma's boy
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• WUW — What U Want
• BCO — Big crush on
• MIA — Missing In Action
• &-) — Stoned
• FB — Fucking buddy
• TLG — The Living God
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• MV — Move
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• SL — Squad Leader
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• DH — Dick Head
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• BS — Big Smile
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• BG — Bad Game
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• AOTA — All of the Above
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• JIC — Just In Case
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• :-9 — Salivating

• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• DA — there
• RT — Retweet
• CYO — See You Online
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• ARG — Argument
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• WTT — Want To Trade
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• YTB — You're The Best
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• GM — Good Match
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• VENG — Vengeance
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• TMA — Take My Advice
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• NV — envy
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• :-' — Undecided
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• NMP — Not My Problem
• BME — Based on My Experience
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• CBALL — Cannonball
• EVA — Ever
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• OAO — Over and Out
• PCM — Please Call Me
• WEED — Marijuana
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• H20 — water
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• PW — Persistent World
• NECH — Nechryael
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• BA6 — Basics

• OOI — Out of Interest
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• (_8^(!) — Homer Simpson
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• 4 — Second Base
• CMUTE — commute
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• YT — You There?
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• OPM — Other People's Money
• NET — Internet
• GM — Good Move
• :-) — Smile
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• WT — Without Thinking
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• UTT — Under The Table
• YHL — You Have Lost
• AV8 — Aviate
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• :-( ) — Shocked
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• AIH — As It Happens
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• GFI — Go For It
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• POOF — I have left the chat
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• ~(8(L) — Homer Simpson
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• TAH — Take A Hike
• IAYL — In A While
• ALA — As Long As
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• CNP — Continued on next post
• GOTCHA — I get you
• UNEEK — unique

• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• BF — Blast Furnace
• DH — Dear Hubby
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• BAC — Back At Computer
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• <3 — I Love You(Original Smiley)
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• %*} — Inebriated
• TNT — dynamite
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• MM — Sister
• ATST — At the Same Time
• R — Rare
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• HP — Homepage
• UR — You Are
• NA — No Access
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• STW — Search the Web
• AIW — As It Was
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• AYW — As you were
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BO — Buzz Off
• %V — Picasso
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• ALAP — As Late As Possible

• WWY — Where Were You?
• :OI — Mouth Full
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• IUSS — If You Say So
• 2EZ — Too easy
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• BIB — Boss is back
• DCED — disconnected
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• GOK — God Only Knows
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• :-@! — Cursing
• IHY — I Hate You
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• FU2 — Fuck you too
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• LOA — List of acronyms
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• CW — Current Weight
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• EMMY — Emerald
• LUV — Love Ur Voice
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• ENUF — Enough
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• PLD — Played
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend

• GOP — Great Orb Project
• NFW — Not for Work
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• KB — Kick Butt
• ( :O (|) — Homer Simpson
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• CW — Castle Wars
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• KMA — Kiss my *a*
• GJ — Good Job
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• AOC — Available on cell
• JOO — you
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• 10SE — Tennesse
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• 4EVR — Forever
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• D/L — Download
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• BIC — Best in Class
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• DNR — Dinner
• EL — Evil Laugh
• MMK — okay?
• ADN — Any Day Now
• N1 — Nice One
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• DEF — Defence
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• BIF — Before I Forget
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• GFU — Good for You
• EM — E-Mail
• SHILO — Shilo Village

• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• HMOFG — Holy mother of fucking god
• HEX — Hexcrest
• THT — Think happy thoughts
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• BAD — Broken as designed
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• DVS — devious
• P — Partner
• GA — Go Ahead
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• ;-) — Twinkle
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• 10C — Tennesse
• 10 — Ten
• CUS — Because
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• MLM — give the middle finger
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• UDR — other
• NS — Nice Shot
• ITRW — In The Real World
• POOF — Good-bye
• IAC — In Any Case
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• MITH — Mithril
• ATT — Attack
• CU — Cracking Up
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• BII BII — Bye-bye
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• JW — Just wondering
• DU — Don't understand
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• BCOS — Because
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone

• NC — Nice Crib (Home)
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• BOC — But of Course
• GM — Got Milk?
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• HBO — Home Box Office
• OOTD — One of These Days
• DYK — Do You Know
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• *W* — wink
• IMS — I Must Say
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• WILDY — Wilderness
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• URH — You are hot
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• CAM — Camera
• CUA — Common User Access
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• KO — Knockout
• 6S — success
• GG — Good Games
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• FPS — Frames per second.
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• NW — No Way
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• XS — In excess of
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me

• OOH — Out of Here
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• GD — Good duel
• B10 — Beaten
• :-8( — Condescending Stare
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• OJ — Only Joking
• DE — Dead End
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• OVR — OVeRlay
• :'-( — Crying
• OD — Oh Dear
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• AYDY — Are you done yet?
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• SED8 — sedate
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• YKW — You Know What
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• CU2 — See You Too
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• WAB — What A Bummer
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• CUL — Catch You Later
• FWIR — From what I remember
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• AMF — Adios My Friends

• QS10 — question
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• GL2U — Good Luck To You
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• GT — Good Try
• GS — Good Shot
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• WF — Way Fun
• CY — Calm Yourself
• N — In
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• JP — Jackpot
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• P2P — Pay to play
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• :-) — Happy
• 8-) — Bandit
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• :O) — Clown
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• IMPOV — In My Point of View
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• TNT — Until next time
• LNDN — London
• BL8D — belated
• PWNED — Owned
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• GMV — Got My Vote
• MB — Maybe Baby
• ATB — All The Best
• FF — Fish Flingers
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• PHKR — fucker
• AC — Acceptable Content
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• NRN — No response necessary
• JJA — just joking around
• IMTM — I am the man
• CSW — can't see why
• :--------) — Batman

• ITM — In the Money
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• PZ — peace
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• LYB — Love You Babe
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• YNK — You Never Know
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• SUM1 — Someone
• BN — Bad news
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• BL — Belly Laugh
• ATW — All the Web
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• BEOS — Nudge
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• FW — Forward
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• EVO — Evolution
• G2R — Got to Run
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• >U — screw you!
• BWO — Black White or Other
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• LMTD — Limited
• CMXI — 911
• :-R — Raspberry
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• BAY — Back at ya
• NECRO — Necromancer
• 1CE — Once
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• :-O — Appalled
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• GG — Go Girl
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• DUCT — Did You See That
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth

• ASIG — And so it goes
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• IBT — In Between Technology
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• KIA — Know It All
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• KK — Okey
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• 4M — from
• L2G — Like to go
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• IF — In (the) Front
• DYFI — Did you find it
• LTS — Laughing to self
• D — Dragon
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• G8 — Gate
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• CBL — Come Back Later
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• GR — Good Race
• MEH — so-so
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• D — Diathermy
• THANQ — Thank You
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• EMSG — Email Message
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• YM — You Mean ...
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• GAC — Get A Clue
• FSCK — File System Check
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• ISO — In Support Of
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• :-Ю~ — drooling

• AIS — As I Said
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• AIIC — As If I Care
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• CT — City
• @:) — Elvis
• OOC — Out of Character
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• OJ — Orange Juice
• %-6 — Brain Dead
• L8RS — Laters
• CYL — See You Later
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• NM — No Message
• ABT2 — About To
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• MGB — May God Bless
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• YR — Yeah Right
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• GLA — Good Luck All
• FUM — Fucked Up Mess
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• EOS — End of Show
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• IWIAM — Idiot wrapped in a moron
• AIW — As It Were
• WITW — What in the World?
• W3 — World Wide Web
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• NM — Nothing Much
• DR — didn't read
• DT — Desert Treasure
• YM — You're welcome
• RTG — Ready to Go
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• CUA — See You Around
• AGN — Again
• WK — Week

• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• CRE8 — Create
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• STFG — Search The Fucking Google
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• RUT — Are You There?
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• ;-Q — Smoking smiley
• DM — deathmatch
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• 99 — Parent No Longer Watching
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• NCG — New College Graduate
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• URW — You Are Welcome
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• MOF — Male or Female
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• :-(0) — Shouting
• GAS — Got A Second
• JDI — Just Do It
• S — Smile
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• KIR — Keep It Real
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• ND — Nice double
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In

• HAHA — Laughing
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• TQ — Te Quiero
• QQ — crying eyes
• AMMY — Amulet
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• :-J — Tongue in cheek
• ;-<> — Drooling
• DK — Don't known
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• :-6  — Exhausted, Wiped Out
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• :~X — Tongue tied
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• 3:-O — Cow
• (:| — Egghead
• NS — Nice
• BBNS — Big bones
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• GGS — Group gatestone
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• EL8D — elated
• CRAWL — To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• BB — Blue Base
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• WTM — Who's the man
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• URTM — You Are the Man
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• ;-D — Winking and laughing
• PS — Photoshop

• WEBO — Webopedia
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• GOWI — Get On With It
• X — Exchange
• 3 — Three
• 1 — One
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• TPC — The Phone Company
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• LESSER — Lesser demon
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• U — You
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• MOTO — Master Of The Obvious
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• *S* — smile
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• G/F — girlfriend
• GI — Good Idea
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• REQ — Request
• ARDY — Ardougne
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• PASS — Password
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• JAM — Just A Minute
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• 8-P — Yuck!
• BPLM — Big Person Little Mind
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• :-{> — Smiley with mustache and beard
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• (%) — Yin Yang
• WEP — Weapon
• GUD — Good
• **POOF** — bye
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• SK8R — Skater

• KC — Kill Count
• 4F — for fun
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• OMW — Oh my word
• B/F — Boyfriend
• NMH — Not Much Here
• GTFO — Get the freak out
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• M/F — Male/Female
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• F — Female
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• CIAO — Good-bye
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• DP — Drop party
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• B-) — Sunglasses
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• CX — Cancelled
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• :-* — Kissing Smiley
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• RD — Research and Development
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• SQP — scoop
• FIMH — Forever in My Heart
• ABS — Armadyl battlestaff
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• (-) — Needs Haircut
• IA8 — I already ate
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• B — Before
• CON — Construction
• BAS — Big butt smile
• 2BH — to be honest

• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• SOS — Some over shoulder/same old situation
• AA — Ask About
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• *:* — Fuzzy Face (Original Smiley)
• :-J — Smirk
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• MO — Momentum on
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• CP — Cross post
• NR — Nice Roll
• CSY — Can't Stop Yawning
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• TAB — Tablet
• TTB — Trips to bank
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• YD — Yesterday
• MEM — Member
• YD — You'Re Dead
• :-{ — Mustache
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• BTYCL — Bootycall
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• PRFXN — perfection
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• :-K — Puzzlement
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• :{ }: — Two people talking
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• IDGW — in a good way
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• HHO1/2K — Ha-ha, only half kidding
• 8 — Ate
• NO1 — No-One
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• 6UAL — Sexual
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• TTM — To the Moderator
• CMON — Come-On

• SH — Same Here
• :-.) — Cindy Crawford
• BOM — bitch of mine
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• NUTN — Nothing
• ABFL — A Big Fat Lady
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• RX — prescriptions
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• BMB — bite my bum
• DAG — Dagannoth
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• *^_^* — Huge Dazzling Grin
• GG — Brother
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• PL8 — Plate
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• AISB — As It Should Be
• ZMG — Oh My God
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• OD — OverDose
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• -:-) — Punk
• CNP — Continuednext post
• DS — this
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• JAD — Just Another Day
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• %-) — Dazed
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• N/S — no shit
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• L2P — Learn to play
• DING — Gamer has reached a new level in the game
• ST — Star Trek
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• SB — Should Be
• NTK — Nice to Know
• MEZ — Mesmerize
• MU — Miss Universe
• WRU — Who Are You
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• TMK — To My Knowledge

• KNIM — Know What I Mean
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• ITYK — I thought you knew
• KFY — Kiss For You
• IC — In-Character
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• : - )… — Drooling
• RLR — Earlier
• 2M8O — tomato
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• 2GETHA — together
• NYM — New York Minute
• :-Q~ — Smoking
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• ? — I don't understand what you mean
• .-) — Smiley with one eye
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• QIK — Quick
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• JML — Join me later
• N00B — Newbie
• WGAF — Who Gives A Fuck?
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• G — Giggle
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• DF — Don't even go there
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• FBFR — FaceBook friend
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• OTF — On the Floor (laughing)
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless

• CRB — Come Right Back
• DGT — Don't go there
• ;^) — Smirking
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• HLA — Hola
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• %-{ — Ironic
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• BB — Bathroom break
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• (:-* — Kiss
• () — Hugging
• **** — Popcorn
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• IAE — In Any Event
• :-* — Bitter
• AMF — All My Fault
• WTMTOYH — Way too much time on your hands
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• EDUC8 — educate
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• CHOP — Clan Hopping
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• CIO — Cut It Out
• TA — Thanks Again
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• :-(( — Really Sad
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• :8) — Pig
• GMACE — Granite Mace
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• NAT — Nature rune
• NS — Nice score
• PRON — pornography
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• QS — Quick Start
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• BA — Barbarian Assault

• OU — I owe you
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• FUBAR — Fucked up beyond all recognition
• FFRD — Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
• ATS — About to sprout
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• "8*# — drunk
• BB — Blue Baseball
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• FXION — affection
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• :-S — Don't know what to say
• DDS — Dragon Dagger (P )
• CSS — Counter-Strike Source
• GIRL — Guy in Real Life
• IBTL — In Before the Lock
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• :-( — disappointed face
• WKD — Weekend
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• :)S — Smiles
• (:-) — Big Face
• /(00)/ — Spider
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• YL — you 'll live
• ES — Erase screen
• :-D — Grinning
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• Q — Queue
• SME1 — Some One
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• *G* — Giggle
• ONL — Online
• SUTH — So use to haters
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• JMOD — Jagex moderator
• AYW — As you want
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See

• ECTO — Ectofuntus
• WAI — What an Idiot
• DK — Dorgesh-Kaan
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• HHB — Hexhunter bow
• HMWK — Homework
• NANA — Not now, no need
• FM — Farming
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• BOB — Back Off Bastard
• &:-) — Curly Hair
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• GR — Ghostly Robes
• DZRV — deserve
• (//_') — emo
• HAGS — Have A Good Summer
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• MOT — Mug of Tea
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• NC — New Conglomerate
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• HPK — Honour PKing
• LL&P — Live Long and Prosper
• ASB — Attention Seeking Behaviour
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• :-D — Laugher
• DILLIGAD — Does It Look Like I Give A Damn
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• $-) — Money Eyes
• (O.O) — Owl
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• 8-[ — Frayed nerves
• JW — Jumping worlds
• GAP — Got A Picture
• AB2 — Abandoned floors set 2
• MAXED — reached level
• BRASSY — Verac's brassard
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• BSS — Blessed Spirit Shield

• ARMA — Armadyl
• OB — Oh Baby
• :-& — Sick
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• OG — Original Guild
• 10SION — tension
• AE — area-effect
• ICUR — I See You Are
• COF — Cone of Fire
• IDI — I Doubt It
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• HV — Have
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• ILBCNU — I'll be seeing you
• KPC — Keeping Parents Clueless
• BOB — Back off buddy
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• KELDA — Keldagrim
• GM — General Maintenance
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• 8-O — Astonished
• GSP — Game Service Provider
• GTE — Teleport to the Group gatestone and end the dungeon
• KK — Kalphite King
• HD — Hold down
• IAAA — I Am An Accountant
• :-F — Sticking out tongue
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• DILLIGAF — Do I look like I give a *freak*?