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• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• MEHH — sigh
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :-(0) — Yelling
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• :"> — embarrassed
• :I — Expresses indifference
• TBH — To Be Honest
• GH — Getting Hard
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• :-() — Yelling
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• W8R — waiter
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• TM8 — tomato
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• — Joking
• :-/ — Skeptical
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• YQ — I Like You
• :-| — Ambivalent
• D9 — denyin
• KS — Kill Steal
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• 4RM — from
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• WASSUP — what's up?
• 5-0 — Police
• :- — Undecided
• BSF — Be serious folks
• FKS — fucks
• GNA — Good night all
• VFM — Value For Money
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• SK8 — Skate

• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• :-| — undecided
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• 2D4 — To Die For
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• UI! — You Idiot
• 511 — Too much information
• ABT — About
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• BJ — Blow Job
• IMO — In My Opinion
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• >:-( — Annoyed
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• }-) — Wry smile
• IKR — I Know Right
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• OOF — Out of Facility
• PST — Please Send Tell
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• OIC — Oh I See
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• WBU — What About You?
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• ISO — In Search Of
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• ATM — At The Moment
• NYT — Night
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• DV8 — Deviate
• KEWL — Cool

• ZERKER — Berserker
• X — Kiss
• HUD — How You Doing
• LMK — Let Me Know
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• FALLY — Falador.
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• WWW — World Wide Web
• L8R — Later
• 10Q — Thank You
• TC — Take Care
• FAB — Fabulous
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• KOK — Knock
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• GN — Good Night
• GM — Good Morning
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• && — and
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• GNITE — Good night
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• ASF — And So Forth
• B8 — bait
• 6SR — successor
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• BFN — Bye for Now
• PLS — Please
• BTW — By The Way
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• 10S — tennis
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• L8ER — Later
• :-0 — Talkative
• WTG — Way To Go
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• VIP — Very Important Person
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• OTP — On the Phone
• MSG — Message
• QC — Quality Control
• DD — Darling Daughter

• KOS — Kill on Sight
• W/ — With
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• B4 — Before
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• PPL — People
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• LP — Life Points
• SOS — Someone Special
• O4U — Only for You
• NTHING — Nothing
• R8D — rated
• V — Very
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• AA — Adios Amigo
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• 2LY — truly
• 0:-) — angel
• BMW — Be My Wife
• IP — Internet Protocol
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• G4U — Good for You
• 0 :-) — Angel
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• GBU — God Bless You
• FISH — First In Still Here
• IRL — In Real Life
• RNG — Range
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• EOF — End Of File
• XME — Excuse Me
• B-DAY — Birthday
• U4IC — euphoric
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• HB — Hug Back
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• HUGZ — Hugs
• THO — Though
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• FYI — For Your Information

• BRT — Be Right There
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• KT — Katie
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• 1E9 — a billion
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• SMT — Something
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• JMN — jammin
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• BBL — Be Back Later
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• O :-) — An angel
• 81 — Hells Angels
• PEEPS — People
• ATTN — Attention
• VM — Voice Mail
• NVR — Never
• 7K — Sick
• (_() — Marshmallow
• POC — Point Of Contact
• W/O — Without
• COZ — Because
• PM — Private Message
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• NFS — Network File System
• IDC — I Don't Care
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• LOLWUT — What?
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• 182 — I Hate You
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• Y — Why?
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• NP — No Problem
• K4U — Kiss for you
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• TXS — Thanks
• W8 — Wait
• MWAH — kiss
• BCOZ — Because
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie

• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• IR8 — irate
• DS — Darling Son
• :-){ — Beard
• Y2K — Year 2000
• EOM — End Of Message
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• J4F — Just for Fun
• .02 — My two cents worth
• RX — Regards
• N EMA — enema
• G4I — Go for It
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• 6 — Sex
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• ER — Emergency Room
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• BLK — Black
• D46? — Down for sex?
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• Z% — Zoo
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• SRY — Sorry
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• B4N — Bye for Now
• S'OK — it's okay
• BOT — Back on Topic
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• B9 — Boss is watching
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• IK — I Know
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• SIS — sister
• H4X0R — Hacker
• KS — Kill-Steal
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• BF — Boyfriend

• :-Q — Smoker
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• M8 — Mate
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• 22 — Tuesday
• R — Are
• CYA — See You
• TX — Thanks
• TY — Thank You
• ALCON — All Concerned
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• 10X — Thanks
• ADR — Address
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• LOP — Low on Power
• BRB — Be right back
• UL — Upload
• DBA — Doing Business As
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• K — Kiss
• D00D — Dude
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• L8 — Late
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• WU — What's Up?
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• FXION8 — affectionate
• ADDY — Address
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• Y/- — Why not?
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• IE — Internet Explorer
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• YCT — Your Comment To
• AML — All My Love
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• GFY — Good For You
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• O RLY — oh really
• DD — Dear Daughter

• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• RZN — raisin
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• THX — Thanks
• 4RE — Ferrari
• 55555 — Laughing
• ILU — I Love You
• ADD — Address
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• TB — Text Back
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• 2TH — Tooth
• 59 — fine
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• FN — Function
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• WKND — Weekend
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• SRSLY — Seriously
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• POV — Point Of View
• VR — Virtual Reality
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• HH — Ha-ha
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• SUP — What's Up?
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• UW — You're Welcome
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• TMB — Text Me Back
• IOW — In Other Words
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• AWS — As We Speak
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• WYD — what are you doing
• E.G — For example
• X:-/ — Uncertain

• 4U — For You
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• D8R — dater
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• PROGGY — computer program
• WC — Wrong Chat
• GTH — Go To Hell
• AA — As above
• W@ — What
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• AFB — Away from Brain
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• BR8 — berate
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• YGG — You Go Girl
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• 4E — Forever
• 2NTE — Tonight
• NFC — No fucking clue
• :-, — Smirk
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• TC — Telephone Call
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• RU — Are You?
• G — Grin
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• R8RS — Raiders
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• SUL — See You Later
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• W/END — weekend
• IM — Instant Message
• DH — Dear Husband
• SQ — Square
• SOZ — Sorry
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• DOA — dead on arrival
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• MB — Message Board
• JV — Joint Venture
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure

• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• TBC — To Be Continued
• X! — Typical Woman
• DERP — silly
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• GGA — Good Game All
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• WB — Welcome Back
• 1457 — Last
• I1DR — I Wonder
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• WTH — What The Heck?
• OP — Original Poster
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• WAT — What
• AISI — As I See It
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• PIZ — parents in room
• U-L — You Will
• GL — Good Luck
• Q4U — question for you
• GFN — Gone for Now
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• BD — Big Deal
• HW — Homework
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• B-( — Beat Up
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• G4Y — Good For You
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• INV ME — Invite Me
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• DS — Dear Son
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• AH — asshole
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• OT — Overtime

• RUH — Are You Horny?
• PS — Post Scriptum
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• THR — there
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• OMW — On My Way
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• 6UL — sexual
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• CMB — Call Me Back
• T BOW — Training bow
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• Y! — Typical Man
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• 1337 — Elite
• NHL — National Hockey League
• QT — Cutie
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• D8N — datin
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• TBA — To Be Advised
• RW — Real World
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• NE1 — Anyone
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• CE — Creative Editing
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• E1 — Everyone
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• XLNT — Excellent
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• RE — Hello Again
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• K8T — Katie
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• MOB — Mobile
• B4YKI — Before You Know It

• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• HALLY — Halberd
• TTLY — Totally
• TOM — Tomorrow
• H — Hug
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• C — See
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• EOD — End Of Day
• W/E — Whatever
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• CC — Carbon Copy
• 6Y — sexy
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• NVM — Never Mind
• :-I — Indifferent
• 2NITE — Tonight
• RS — Runescape
• 121 — One-To-One
• DUN — Don't
• BTA — But Then Again
• AP — Apple Pie
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• WAT UP — What's up?
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• N/A — Not Applicable
• JT — Just Teasing
• APP — Application
• U2 — You Too
• NRG — Energy
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• BBS — Be back soon
• SYL — See You Later
• ADDY — Adamant
• CUL8R — See You Later
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• C):O) — cowboy
• TA2 — tatoo
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• ABD — Already Been Done
• T2GO — Time to Go
• B/C — Because
• NE — Any
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• BLOG — Web Log

• 404 — I Don't Know
• HF — Have Fun
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• AFC — Away from Computer
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• ¿;) — Elvis
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• NLT — No Later Than
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• LOL — laughting out loud
• WC — Who Cares?
• NET — Internet
• RLY — Really
• PROLLY — Probably
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• » — Raquo
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• BDAY — Birthday
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• FE — Fatal Error
• EG — Evil Grin
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• BS — Bullshit
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• M-) — See no evil
• NM — Never Mind
• SMS — Short Message Service
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• TK — To Come
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• J00 — You
• SEC — Second
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• JC — Just Checking
• H8 — Hate
• W — With
• BST — But Seriously Though
• DNS — Domain Name System
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• NT — Nice Try
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• F? — Friends
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• JJ — Just Joking
• AISB — As I Said Before

• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• 1E6 — a million
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• KEYA — I will key you later
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• NC — No Comment
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• AWESO — Awesome
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• IME — In My Experience
• ASO — And So On
• S2R — Send to Receive
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• P-( — Pirate
• SB — Somebody
• TU — Thank You
• H/O — Hold On
• UTM — You Tell Me
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• 4EVER — Forever
• Z — Zero
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• EOL — End Of Life
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• OTP — One True Pairing
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• NO — Number
• CB — Coffee Break
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• PWR — Power
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• JK — Joke
• WWY — Where Were You?
• CO — Conference
• CID — Consider It Done
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• TD2M — talk dirty to me

• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• 4NR — Foreigner
• FO — Fuck Off
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• PS — PostScript
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• TBD — To Be Determined
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• HW — Hardware
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• RGDS — Regards
• AO — Anarchy Online
• SF — Science Fiction
• : @ — Shouting
• MC — Merry Christmas
• KBD — Keyboard
• NBD — No Big Deal
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• W# — World #
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• USU — Usually
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• D8 — date
• 411 — Info
• BRD — Bored
• BMG — Be My Guest
• QH — Quick hop
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• PW — Password
• INFO — Information
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• UR — Your
• M — Male
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• UGH — Disgusted

• BZ — Busy
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• OZ — Australia
• WANNA — Want to
• HIG — How's It Going
• DM — Dungeon Master
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• @WRK — At Work
• RN — Right Now
• C[T] — cup of tea
• GRMBL — Grumble
• EZ — Easy
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• NT — No Text
• CUL — See You Later
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• JK — Just kidding
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• BAU — Business As Usual
• GR8 — Great
• SYS — See You Soon
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• GW — Getting Wet
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• BRH — Be Right Here
• FB — Facebook
• GBY — God Bless You
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• CM — Call Me
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• LOLO — Lots of love
• P^) — pirate
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• MOI — Me (French)
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek

• C — Cool Breeze
• IC — I See
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• F2T — Free to Talk
• C=:-) — Chef
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• LO — Hello
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• BITD — Back in the Day
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• LYK — like
• 4AO — For adults only
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• WG — Wicked Grin
• O-&-< — Person bored
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• PLZ — Please
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• K/B — Keyboard
• GA — Good Afternoon
• CUS — See You Soon
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• AAR — At Any Rate
• SUX — sucks
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• NUFF — Enough Said
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• OM — Old Man
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• AZN — Asian
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• GRL — Girl
• PXT — Please Explain That
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• CLK — click
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What

• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• 2L8 — Too Late
• PBM — Play By Mail
• THNX — Thanks
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• LAM — Leave A Message
• NA — Not Applicable
• CB — Chat Brat
• C|B-) — Ali G
• SOL — shit outta luck
• BKA — Better Known As
• JC — Just Curious
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• FU — Follow-Up
• STR8 — Straight
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• YTB — You're The Best
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• FRT — For Real Though
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• OTW — On the Way
• 2 — To
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• WITW — What in the World?
• NG — No Good
• BF — Best Friend
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• LYK — Let You Know
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• DL — Download
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• GND — Ground
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• JAS — Just A Second
• N/A — Not Available
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• AEAP — As Early As Possible

• YMMD — You Made My Day
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• :-' — Undecided
• P^{) — pirate
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• BION — Believe It or Not
• CHK — Check
• CU — See You
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• DW — Don't Worry
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• QQ — Quick Question
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• KB — Keyboard
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• K — Kilo-
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• PW — Pow Wow
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• LYL — Love You Lots
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• &-) — Stoned
• AYK — As You Know
• UNEEK — unique
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• PLD — Played
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• B — Be
• FTF — Face To Face
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• HD — Hold
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• FBM — Fine By Me
• WB — Write Back
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• TYT — Take Your Time
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin

• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• AIGHT — Alright
• LOC — Locate
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• P-ZA — Pizza
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• BV — Behind view
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• IFF — If and Only If
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• LV — love
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• M$ — Microsoft
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• R8 — Rate
• LTR — Later
• GD — Good
• J00R — your
• SS — So Sorry
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• YHM — You Have Mail
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• 4U2C — for you to see
• TTS — Text To Speech
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• TMA — Take My Advice
• 1DR — I wonder
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• OOO — Out Of Office
• 4EVA — Forever
• IML — I love you
• O==3 — Penis
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• CUZ — Because
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• AWA — As Well As
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• HD — Head
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• XI 10 — Exciting
• 4 — For
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge

• NMP — Not My Problem
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• DIS — Did I Say
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• 2DAY — Today
• 420 — Marijuana
• LDY — lady
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• W4U — Waiting for You
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• B2B — Back to Back
• :-9 — Salivating
• FU — Future Use
• NM — Not Much
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• OP — Operator
• WTF — what the fuck
• PO — Piss Off
• BB — Be Back
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• OTT — Over The Top
• 6A — sexy
• LD — Long Distance
• P@H — parents at home
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• OB — Obligatory
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• FWD — Forward
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• 9T — night
• J/P — Just Playing
• NOOB — Newbie
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• D&C — Duck and Cover

• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• TM — Trust Me
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• XI10 — Exciting
• YG — Young Gentleman
• LIC — Like I Care
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• DM — Do me
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• HB — Happy Birthday
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• HL — Half Life
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• R — Rare
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• A4 — afford
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• OT — Off Topic
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• VN — Very Nice
• M80S — Mateys
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• BK — Bot kill
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• OS — Operating System
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• TIL — Today I Learned
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• IONO — I Don't Know
• BW — Best Wishes
• NAP — Not A Problem

• PD — Public Domain
• RT — Roger That
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• ED — Erase Display
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• JFF — Just For Fun
• LFM — Looking for More
• AOE — Area of Effect
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• :-@! — Cursing
• XNTRK — eccentric
• B — Back
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• AAF — As A Friend
• 8 — Oral Sex
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• PIC — Picture
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• !-( — Black eye
• COS — Because
• GD — Good Day
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• NN — Not Now
• MMA — Meet me at
• AIR — As I Remember
• WO — Without
• 1D10T — Idiot
• SYSOP — System Operator
• DC — Disconnected
• ABBY — Abyssal
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• TNX — Thanks
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network

• X — Exchange
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• <3 — Heart
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• CTO — Check This Out
• O:-( — model
• WTT — Want To Trade
• PC — Player Character
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• ICL — In Christian Love
• MF — motherfucker
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• GI — Google It
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• RUT — Are You There?
• OM — Oh My
• 4NK8 — Sex
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• DTS — Don't Think So
• ARG — Argument
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• RENTS — Parents
• YL — Young Lady
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• ESP — Especially
• G2G — Got To Go
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• SPK — Speak
• MAC — Media Access Control
• B2W — Back to Work
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• GFI — Go For It
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• 2U2 — To You Too
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• GOI — Get Over It
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• DUPE — Duplicate

• JC — Just Chilling
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• FSR — For Some Reason
• Y — Yaw
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• MV — Move
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• OBV — Obviously
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• COS — Change Of Subject
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• 4GET — Forget
• TA2D — tatood
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• MB — Maybe
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• UR — You Are
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• E — Ecstasy
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• SW — So What?
• AA — Always Afloat
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• OH — Overheard
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• BF — Blast Furnace
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• PTB — Powers That Be
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• ATYS — Anything You Say

• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• MN8 — emanate
• BPS — bits per second
• 2CUTE — too cute
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• NA — No Access
• RTG — Ready to Go
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• HRU — How Are You?
• N4CMT — enforcement
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• 9 — Nine
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• W3 — World Wide Web
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• B4U — Before You
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• B9 — benign
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• P — Partner
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• WTF — What The Freak
• MED — Medium
• URW — You Are Welcome
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• FM — Fucking Magic
• BT — Byte This
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• %*} — Inebriated
• FF — Friendly Fire
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• IYSS — If You Say So
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read

• S — Smile
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• BOK — Bouquet
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• ACPT — Accept
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• LD — Later Dude
• YHL — You Have Lost
• YNK — You Never Know
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• SL — Squad Leader
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• LUV — Love
• GH — Good Hand
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• GRRRR — Growling
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• HMT — Here's My Try
• PCM — Please Call Me
• :^) — Broken nose
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• LGH — Lets Get High
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• SFW — Safe for Work
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• CU2 — See You Too
• EM — Excuse Me
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• SB — Should Be
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• JIC — Just In Case
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• D — Diathermy
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• G2R — Got to Run

• DTR — Define the Relationship
• FB — Fucking buddy
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• VENG — Vengeance
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• BCOS — Because
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 4 — Second Base
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• 6E — sexy
• NO1 — No-One
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• BC — Basket Case
• L2K — Like to come
• 10C — Tennesse
• CC — Clan Chat
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• AIH — As It Happens
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• YKW — You Know What
• OL — Old Lady
• GAL — Get A Life
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• 2LN — toolin
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• NFS — Need For Speed
• DP — Display Picture
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• Z — it means said
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• 86 — Out of
• PW — Persistent World
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• RD — Research and Development
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me

• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• CSW — can't see why
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• CAM — Camera
• :( — Sad, without nose
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• STW — Search the Web
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• EOR — End of Rant
• AOTA — All of the Above
• BB — Bumble Bee
• EOS — End of Story
• CP — Chat Post
• IDL — Ideal
• |-O — Yawning
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• *G* — Grin
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• SH — Shit Happens
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• GMV — Got My Vote
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• LOM — Low on Mana
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• AYT — Are You There
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• HAU — How About You?
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• WUP — What's Up
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)

• @ — at
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• YATB — You Are the Best
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• GJ — Good Job
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• OOP — Out of Power
• M — Million
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• IS — I'm Sorry
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• BO — Buzz Off
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• SN — Soon
• OOTD — One of These Days
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• ZIPN — zippin
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• PERV — pervert
• INV — Inventory
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• MTF — More to Follow
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• FWM — Fine With Me
• SME1 — Some One
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• AIIC — As If I Care
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• 2 — Too Add
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• GONNA — Going to
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• QT — Quiet
• SK8R — Skater
• 4Q — Fuck You

• NOOB — New person
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• CT — Can't Talk
• GLA — Good Luck All
• VGG — Very Good Game
• GFU — Good for You
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• A55 — ass
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• WEBO — Webopedia
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• STR8N — straighten
• 4N — Foreign
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• BOL — Be On Later
• QS — Quick Start
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• GG — Good Going
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• ! — Surprised
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• AIS — As I Said
• YRG — You Are Good!
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BM — Bite Me
• MM — Market Maker
• EVA — Ever
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• ARC — Archive
• ST8 — state

• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• ABT2 — About To
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• SOS — Same Old Story
• IUSS — If You Say So
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• PS — Playstation
• TUFD — The User File Died
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• WAY — What About You?
• IDK — I don’t know
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• VC — Venture Capital
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• SUM1 — Someone
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• BIC — Best in Class
• BUMP — Increment
• ATST — At the Same Time
• ETA — Edited To Add
• NM — Nothing Much
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• FW — Forward
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• M/F — Male/Female
• DE — Dead End
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• NTS — Note to Self
• CUS — Because
• <33 — heart
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• RA — Resident Assistant
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• BARB — Barbarian
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• AMAP — As Much As Possible

• ZMG — Oh My God
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• DW — Dear Wife
• JDI — Just Do It
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• GG — Go Girl
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• BR — Best regards
• HBU — How about you?
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• CL — Clan Leader
• QS10 — question
• HB — Hurry Back
• RTS — Read the Screen
• TM — Text Message
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• NTK — Need To Know
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• NRN — No response necessary
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• HAXOR — Hacker
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• WUD — What You Doing
• BIB — Boss is back
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• WTH — What The Hell?
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• N2 — Into
• CYO — See You Online
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• KIA — Know It All
• DD — Dreaded Disease

• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• HBO — Home Box Office
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• IA8 — I already ate
• A/N — Author's Note
• THANQ — Thank You
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• :-(0) — Shouting
• NEWB — Newbie
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• NWO — No Way Out
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• 2N — tune
• ST — Such That
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• PS — Photoshop
• AB — Ass Backwards
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• 8O — Shocked
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• HM — Home
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• MIN — Minute
• TD — Tower Defense
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• ;-) — Twinkle
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• 8-) — Bandit
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• PHKR — fucker
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• OAO — Over and Out
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible

• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• :-7 — Smirk
• ST — Star Trek
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• WP — Wrong Person
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• B — Before
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• D2 — Dedos
• BME — Based on My Experience
• :0 — Hungry
• ATW — All the Web
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• D — Dragon
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• BS — Big Smile
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• WT — Without Thinking
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• 1NAM — One in a million
• PTB — Please Text Back
• BOC — But of Course
• 2EZ — Too easy
• YT — YouTube
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• MOOCH — Freeload
• :-O — Appalled
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• WAI — What an Idiot
• NFS — Not For Sale
• CR8 — Create
• BAC — By Any Chance
• GOK — God Only Knows
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym

• RYT — write
• II — I'm impressed
• DH — Dear Hubby
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• :-C — Astonished
• O>- — snowboarder
• FS — Full Screen
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• CBALL — Cannonball
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• LOA — List of acronyms
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• O — Over to You
• WC — Welcome
• TM — Time
• ADAM — Adamant
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• IAYL — In A While
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• UT2L — You take too long
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• LOB — Lobster
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• NFW — Not for Work
• GNIGHT — Good night
• TW — Team Work
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• DN — Down
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• CW — Castle Wars
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• WEP — Weapon
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend

• IB — I'm Back
• PL — Platoon Leader
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• WAB — What Another Bill
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• CUL — Catch You Later
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• GA — Go Ahead
• MGMT — Management
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• CRYS — crystal
• FYA — For Your Action
• GG — Good Games
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• YT — You There?
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• MP — Mana Points
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• KK — Knock, knock
• YM — You're welcome
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• AYF — All Your Fault
• IHY — I Hate You
• JJA — just joking around
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• OTW — Off To Work
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• O — Oh
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• EOB — End Of Business
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• LY — Love Ya

• YD — Yesterday
• J/K — Just Kidding
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• GM — Good Match
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• WAB — What A Bummer
• BAC — Back At Computer
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• G9 — Genius
• AISB — As It Should Be
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• TM — Thread Mangler
• TO — Take Over
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• TG — That's Great
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• OD — OverDose
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• NEB — Nebula)
• OOI — Out of Interest
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• ADN — Any Day Now
• K — Okay
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• BG — Bad Game
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• PA — Pay Attention
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• CMXI — 911
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• CW — Complete Wank

• NECH — Nechryael
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• NV — envy
• CFS — Care for Secret
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• CNP — Continuednext post
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• CW — Current Weight
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• JOO — you
• ;-<> — Drooling
• 4 — Four
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• PZ — peace
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• OO — Over and Out
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• GM — Got Milk?
• CMUTE — commute
• MEH — just okay
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• CU — Cracking Up
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• EL — Evil Laugh
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• AV8 — Aviate
• CUA — Common User Access

• X — Ecstasy
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• N — In
• UDR — other
• GS — Good Shot
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• IMS — I Must Say
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• U — You
• PB — Potty Break
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• BEOS — Nudge
• TAH — Take A Hike
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• AH — At home
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• LI — LinkedIn
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• L2G — Like to go
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• CY — Calm Yourself
• CNP — Continued on next post
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• AIW — As It Were
• OTW — On the Whole
• OPM — Other People's Money
• GM — Good Move
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• DA — The
• THNQ — Thank You
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• TLG — The Living God
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• CUNS — See You In School
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• CRA — crazy
• MVN — movin

• 10SE — Tennesse
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• MU — Miss U
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• LVS — loves
• UL — You Will
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• *W* — wink
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• ASIG — And so it goes
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• IC — In-Character
• HLM — he loves me
• BOT — Be on that
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• DDH — Death dot heal
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• *G* — Giggle
• S — Sigh
• 4K — fork
• IBT — In Between Technology
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• :-) — Happy
• ;^) — Smirking
• MITH — Mithril
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• PWNED — Owned
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• BCO — Big crush on
• ONRY — ornery
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• DS — this
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• BIF — Basis in Fact

• TLH — Target Likelihood
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• BN — Bad news
• EME — Eat Me
• GR — Good Race
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• :-) . — I have an inny
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• FF — Follow Friday
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• NVMD — Nevermind
• ALA — As Long As
• CBL — Come Back Later
• YA — Yet Another
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• EZ — Easy Listening
• ONL — Online
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• EOS — End of Show
• IAC — In Any Case
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• RG — Re-group
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• LTM — Laugh to Myself

• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• BC — Because
• 8 — Infinity
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• 2Q — took you
• YR — Your
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• RLR — Earlier
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• IMTM — I am the man
• LFG — Looking For Group
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• 19 — Zero Hand
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• @-) — Hypnotized
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• STR — Strength
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• :-(( — Really Sad
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• MYO — Mind your own
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• NS — Nice Shot
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• CLD — could
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• XS — In excess of
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• YD — You'Re Dead
• 4VA — forever
• D/L — Download
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• OJ — Only Joking
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• MIA — Missing In Action
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• AOC — Available on cell
• MURM — Saradomin murmer

• LHSX — Lets have sex
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• ABU — All bugged up
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• ICUR — I See You Are
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• QL — Quit Laughing
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• — Yawning
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• OU — I owe you
• LTD — Living the Dream
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• TTB — Trips to bank
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• GIMME — Give Me
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• PL8 — Plate
• FPS — Frames per second.
• GB — Goodbye
• 10 — Ten
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• MEH — so-so
• ARDY — Ardougne
• URH — You are hot
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• FU — Fuck You
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• ITRW — In The Real World

• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• KO — Knockout
• 0 — Zero
• DF — Dear Friend
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• 3=====D — Penis
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• IRT — In regards to
• GT — Good Try
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• GDZ — Greater demons
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• :-J — Smirk
• DYFI — Did you find it
• |-O — Snoring
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• UTT — Under The Table
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• AYW — As you were
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• (.V.) — Breasts
• BT — Between technologies
• <:-| — Monk
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• WKD — Weekend
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• ENUF — Enough
• CUA — See You Around
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• P2P — Pay to play
• MOF — Male or Female
• PRFXN — perfection
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• OLL — Online Love
• EMSG — Email Message
• CX — Correction(s)

• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• SWORD — Swordfish
• BAD — Broken as designed
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• IMU — I miss u
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• OYO — On Your Own
• CP — Sleepy
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• DH — Dick Head
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• %V — Picasso
• TA — Thanks a lot
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• H20 — water
• WRU — Who Are You
• :-{ — Mustache
• WTMI — Way to much information
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• OMW — Oh my word
• X-( — You're Mad!
• 420 — Lets Get High
• 3 — The letter E
• 3 — Three
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• :-R — Raspberry
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• SK8TR — Skater
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• FSCK — File System Check
• 44UM — foresome
• PK — Player Killer
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• () — Hugging
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• YTG — You're the greatest
• BR — Bathroom
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ

• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• FYF — from your friend
• BAY — Back at ya
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• NW — No Way
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• BL — Belly Laugh
• 8-O — Shocked
• ZUP — What's up?
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• 1 — One
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• TAB — Tablet
• AIW — As It Was
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• G8 — Gate
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• JW — Just wondering
• OD — Oh Dear
• :-& — Sick
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• CFY — Calling for You
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• LYT — light
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• DL — Darklight
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• WK — Week
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• YF — Wife
• BC — Be Cool
• JAC — Just a second
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• MORF — Male Or Female ?

• MMB — Message Me Back
• WL — Whatta loser
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• TXT — Text
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• GG — Brother
• REQ — Request
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• CX — Cancelled
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• (:-) — Big Face
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• QSO — Conversation
• IF — In (the) Front
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• L8RS — Laters
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• DD — Death Dot
• KIX — kicks
• 6 — Six
• SUTH — So use to haters
• TNT — Until next time
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• DUCT — Did You See That
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• MGB — May God Bless
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• POOF — Good-bye
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• BS — Bull Shit
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• YW — You are welcome
• YTM — You the Man
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• JO — Jerking off
• :-'| — Sniffles

• CB — Crazy baby
• GAS — Got A Second
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• NC — New Conglomerate
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• XTC — Ecstasy
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• B/F — Boyfriend
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• LNDN — London
• EL8 — elate
• AMMY — Amulet
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• EM — E-Mail
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• NME — Enemy
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• DU — Don't understand
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• TOU — Thinking of You
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• N1 — Nice One
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• 6S — success
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• 8) — Frog
• CIAO — Good-bye
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• NP — Nosey parents
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• W — Wink
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• 9 — nein
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought

• WTM — Who's the man
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• T — Think Positive
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• :-D — Laugher
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• WH — World Hopper
• YTTL — You take too long
• BOB — Back off buddy
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• DRAG — Dragon
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• PWN — To own
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• :-* — Bitter
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• ATB — All The Best
• 4EVR — Forever
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• TDS — Tormented demons
• :-D — Grinning
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• MLM — give the middle finger
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• 8-P — Yuck!
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• MMK — okay?
• D — Diphtheria
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry

• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• BL8D — belated
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• X-( — Just died
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• TUI — Turning You in
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• PRT — Please Retweet
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• TOTAL — Total level
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• CYL — See You Later
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• AB — Ah Bless!
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• LYB — Love You Babe
• DT — Desert Treasure
• 6UAL — Sexual
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• DA — father
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• ATT — Attack
• BB — Big Brother
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• OVR — OVeRlay
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• **** — Popcorn
• 4F — for fun
• FF — Friends Forever
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• DVS — devious
• GTG — Good To Go
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• 2GETHER — together
• [] — Hug
• NT — Night Training
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• IHU — I Hate You
• PDH — Pretty darn happy

• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• MU — Miss Universe
• TNT — dynamite
• G — Giggle
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• NL — not likely
• SQP — scoop
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• OOTO — Out of the office
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• RX — prescriptions
• TBL — Text back later
• CON — Construction
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• VINE — Whip Vine
• 2BH — to be honest
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• GI — Good Idea
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• BWO — Black White or Other
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• :O) — Clown
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• VRY — Very
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• IAE — In Any Event

• (//_') — emo
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• NECRO — Necromancer
• NTK — Nice to Know
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• RQ — RageQuit
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• QR — Cure
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• NFM — Not for Me
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• STD — Seal The Deal
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• &&&& — Pretzels
• FBH — Federal Bureau of Hackers
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• N00B — Newbie
• BIF — Before I Forget
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• "8*# — drunk
• 8 — Ate
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• P* — French kiss
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• NYM — New York Minute
• DGT — Don't go there
• NG — New Game

• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• CRE8 — Create
• IYQ — I like you
• >"-[ [ [ [ ~~~ — alligator
• WRK — Work
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• TQ — Te Quiero
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• QIK — Quick
• 2G4 — Together
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• JAM — Just A Minute
• RWT — Real World Trading
• AT — At Your Terminal
• AGN — Again
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• ?4U — Question For You
• NCG — New College Graduate
• TTM — To the Moderator
• BRAC — Bracelet
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• VWD — Very Well Done
• KB — Kick Butt
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• RRR — Har, har, har
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• URTM — You Are the Man
• OJ — Orange Juice
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• DK — Don't known
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• TALLY — Talisman
• WFM — Works For Me
• NMH — Not Much Here

• RT — Retweet
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• EWG — Evil Wicked Grin
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• 5 — Five
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• (:-* — Kiss
• QSL — Reply
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• 4AYN — for all you know
• BHL8 — Be home late
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• PILLARED — Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• DA — there
• WDYK — What Do You Know?
• :( ) — shouting
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• FF — Fish Flingers
• POOF — I have left the chat
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• POW — Prisoner of war
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• ASSIST — Assist System
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• NM — No Message
• TOG — Tears of Guthix
• YR — Yeah Right
• SYT — See You Tonight
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• BOM — bitch of mine
• BT — Bite This
• N2M — Not to Mention
• GD&RAFAP — grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now

• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• BBNS — Big bones
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• NAT — Nature rune
• BG — Big Grin
• SQ — Square shield
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• MEM — Member
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• :-( ) — Shocked
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• 2MFM — to much for me
• SAT — Sorry About That
• :X — Hear no evil
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• 1CE — Once
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• DNR — Dinner
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• BB — Bathroom break
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• :^O — Liar Liar
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• LTS — Laughing to self
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager. Demographics acronym of sorts.
• POQADCB — Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
• EMMY — Emerald
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• ABTA — Good-bye
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• EL8D — elated
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• JAD — Just Another Day
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• MM — Sister
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob

• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• COH — City of Heroes
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• CRIT  — critical hit
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• HYLMS — hate you like my sister
• DEF — Defence
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• URAQT! — you are a cutie!
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• FOOMCL — Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
• YWTHM — You Want To Hug Me
• RSMV — RuneScape Music Video, RuneScape model viewer
• NR — Nice Roll
• :'-( — Crying
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• O — Opponent
• Q — Question
• &-| — Crying
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• =P~ — Drooling
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• OOC — Out of Character
• PRON — pornography
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• IDI — I Doubt It
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• DYLM — do you like me
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• EZY — Easy Jet
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• IAT — I Am Tired
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*

• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• LHM — Lord Help Me
• JML — Join me later
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• BOB — Back Off Bastard
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• ATS — About to sprout
• ISO — In Support Of
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• BTTT — Back To The Top
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• AUTOER — A bot user
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• CC — Control Console
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• TASSY — Bandos tassets
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• LEMME — Let me
• TYFYC — Thank You For Your Comment
• FM — Fine Magic
• BYOC — Bring Your Own Computer (play On BYOB)
• : - )… — Drooling
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• B-) — Sunglasses
• DR — didn't read
• -:-) — Punk
• (.)(.) — Ms. Dos
• ROX — Rune mining site in high wildy.
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get
• 2M8O — tomato
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• FOT — Full Of Tripe
• SK8NG — Skating
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• CRBT — Crying Really Big Tears
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Repair

• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
• F — Female
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• FAF — Funny as *freak*
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• IMI — I Mean It
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• SC — Stay Cool
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• TMOT — Trust Me On This
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• R — Restricted area
• TTT — Thought That Too
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• ST-TOS — Star Trek, The Original Series
• PDOA — Public Display of Affection
• BSEG — Big Shit Eating Grin
• KC — Kill Count
• :=) — Two noses
• KJ — Kill jacked
• WGAF — Who Gives A Fuck?
• FOAG — Fuck Off And Google
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass