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• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• MEHH — sigh
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :"> — embarrassed
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• TBH — To Be Honest
• GH — Getting Hard
• :-() — Yelling
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• :I — Expresses indifference
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• :-(0) — Yelling
• W8R — waiter
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• — Joking
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• FRM — From
• TM8 — tomato
• :-| — Ambivalent
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• YQ — I Like You
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• D9 — denyin
• LAN — Local Area Network
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• 4RM — from
• VFM — Value For Money
• KS — Kill Steal
• SK8 — Skate
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• :-| — undecided
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• WASSUP — what's up?
• GNA — Good night all
• BSF — Be serious folks
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• 2D4 — To Die For
• 5-0 — Police

• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• :-/ — Skeptical
• :- — Undecided
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• 511 — Too much information
• BJ — Blow Job
• >:-( — Annoyed
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• ABT — About
• IMO — In My Opinion
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• IKR — I Know Right
• PST — Please Send Tell
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• FKS — fucks
• UI! — You Idiot
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• ISO — In Search Of
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• }-) — Wry smile
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• ATM — At The Moment
• OIC — Oh I See
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• KEWL — Cool
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• FAB — Fabulous
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• DV8 — Deviate
• OOF — Out of Facility
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• KOK — Knock

• X — Kiss
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• 10Q — Thank You
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• WWW — World Wide Web
• TC — Take Care
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• ZERKER — Berserker
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• GM — Good Morning
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• ASF — And So Forth
• && — and
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• GNITE — Good night
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• GN — Good Night
• B8 — bait
• WTG — Way To Go
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• L8R — Later
• BFN — Bye for Now
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• FALLY — Falador.
• DD — Darling Daughter
• V — Very
• VIP — Very Important Person
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• L8ER — Later
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• OTP — On the Phone
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• NYT — Night
• NTHING — Nothing
• PLS — Please
• WBU — What About You?
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• MSG — Message
• QC — Quality Control
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• EOF — End Of File
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• LMK — Let Me Know
• AA — Adios Amigo
• B4 — Before

• LP — Life Points
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• O4U — Only for You
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• HUD — How You Doing
• BTW — By The Way
• G4U — Good for You
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• IRL — In Real Life
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• 0:-) — angel
• HB — Hug Back
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• W/ — With
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• 0 :-) — Angel
• 2LY — truly
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• GBU — God Bless You
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• :-0 — Talkative
• NVR — Never
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• B-DAY — Birthday
• VM — Voice Mail
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• THO — Though
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• BMW — Be My Wife
• R8D — rated
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• TXS — Thanks
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• PPL — People
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• HUGZ — Hugs
• KT — Katie
• XME — Excuse Me
• NFS — Network File System
• FYI — For Your Information
• SMH — Shakes My Head

• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• 81 — Hells Angels
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• U4IC — euphoric
• 1E9 — a billion
• 7K — Sick
• NP — No Problem
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• 10S — tennis
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• :-){ — Beard
• Y — Why?
• FISH — First In Still Here
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• IR8 — irate
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• ATTN — Attention
• 182 — I Hate You
• MWAH — kiss
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• JMN — jammin
• Y2K — Year 2000
• BLK — Black
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• BBL — Be Back Later
• COZ — Because
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• W8 — Wait
• B4N — Bye for Now
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• :-Q — Smoker
• IDC — I Don't Care
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• SIS — sister
• IK — I Know
• PM — Private Message
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• DS — Darling Son
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• SRY — Sorry
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• ER — Emergency Room
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• LOLWUT — What?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• SMT — Something
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• RX — Regards

• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• 10X — Thanks
• N EMA — enema
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• CYA — See You
• O :-) — An angel
• EOM — End Of Message
• (_() — Marshmallow
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• B9 — Boss is watching
• R — Are
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• K4U — Kiss for you
• TX — Thanks
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• BOT — Back on Topic
• TY — Thank You
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• D46? — Down for sex?
• M8 — Mate
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• W/O — Without
• YCT — Your Comment To
• SOS — Someone Special
• WU — What's Up?
• BCOZ — Because
• UL — Upload
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• 6SR — successor
• ADR — Address
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• PEEPS — People
• FXION8 — affectionate
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• LOP — Low on Power
• .02 — My two cents worth
• IP — Internet Protocol

• S'OK — it's okay
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• DD — Dear Daughter
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• BF — Boyfriend
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• ADD — Address
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• Z% — Zoo
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• GFY — Good For You
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• POC — Point Of Contact
• UW — You're Welcome
• AML — All My Love
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• L8 — Late
• SRSLY — Seriously
• ADDY — Address
• 55555 — Laughing
• FN — Function
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• D00D — Dude
• WKND — Weekend
• DBA — Doing Business As
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• H4X0R — Hacker
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• ILU — I Love You
• 22 — Tuesday
• :-, — Smirk
• GTH — Go To Hell
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• RU — Are You?
• K — Kiss
• VR — Virtual Reality
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• AWS — As We Speak
• NFC — No fucking clue
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• PROGGY — computer program

• POV — Point Of View
• IOW — In Other Words
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• 6 — Sex
• O RLY — oh really
• AFB — Away from Brain
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• WYD — what are you doing
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• TMB — Text Me Back
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• 4RE — Ferrari
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• Y/- — Why not?
• THX — Thanks
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• HH — Ha-ha
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• GGA — Good Game All
• TBC — To Be Continued
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• TC — Telephone Call
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• OP — Original Poster
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• SUL — See You Later
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• AA — As above
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• IM — Instant Message
• BR8 — berate
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• 59 — fine
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• GFN — Gone for Now
• ALCON — All Concerned
• NHL — National Hockey League
• BD — Big Deal
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• MB — Message Board

• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• 4E — Forever
• 2TH — Tooth
• 1457 — Last
• 4U — For You
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• NE1 — Anyone
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• G — Grin
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• E1 — Everyone
• GL — Good Luck
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• SQ — Square
• AISI — As I See It
• WC — Wrong Chat
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• DH — Dear Husband
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• DS — Dear Son
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• THR — there
• RW — Real World
• :-I — Indifferent
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• WB — Welcome Back
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• TOM — Tomorrow
• YGG — You Go Girl
• PIZ — parents in room
• QT — Cutie
• R8RS — Raiders
• WAT — What
• RE — Hello Again
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• CMB — Call Me Back
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• JT — Just Teasing
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly

• KS — Kill-Steal
• CE — Creative Editing
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• SOZ — Sorry
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• H — Hug
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• TB — Text Back
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• 6UL — sexual
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• 2NITE — Tonight
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• OT — Overtime
• RS — Runescape
• 2NTE — Tonight
• JV — Joint Venture
• D8R — dater
• W/E — Whatever
• NE — Any
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• SYL — See You Later
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• AP — Apple Pie
• DERP — silly
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• E.G — For example
• BTA — But Then Again
• ABD — Already Been Done
• NRG — Energy
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• Q4U — question for you
• BLOG — Web Log
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• RLY — Really
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses

• CC — Carbon Copy
• SUP — What's Up?
• NET — Internet
• HF — Have Fun
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• AFC — Away from Computer
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• APP — Application
• AH — asshole
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• HW — Homework
• DOA — dead on arrival
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• IME — In My Experience
• NM — Never Mind
• FE — Fatal Error
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• MOB — Mobile
• 121 — One-To-One
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• U-L — You Will
• SMS — Short Message Service
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• EG — Evil Grin
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• HALLY — Halberd
• DUN — Don't
• H/O — Hold On
• G4Y — Good For You
• XLNT — Excellent
• PS — Post Scriptum
• B-( — Beat Up
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• I1DR — I Wonder
• BST — But Seriously Though
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• NC — No Comment
• T BOW — Training bow
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• BRB — Be right back

• FIL — Father-In-Law
• S2R — Send to Receive
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• WTH — What The Heck?
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• W — With
• 1337 — Elite
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• : @ — Shouting
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• LOL — laughting out loud
• PWR — Power
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• 4NR — Foreigner
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• JJ — Just Joking
• 1E6 — a million
• WWY — Where Were You?
• EOD — End Of Day
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• MC — Merry Christmas
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• C — See
• 6Y — sexy
• AISB — As I Said Before
• SF — Science Fiction
• TK — To Come
• Z — Zero
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• BDAY — Birthday
• CB — Coffee Break
• ASO — And So On
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• BBS — Be back soon
• NLT — No Later Than
• G4I — Go for It
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• 4EVER — Forever

• SEC — Second
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• U2 — You Too
• RZN — raisin
• GR8 — Great
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• C):O) — cowboy
• EZ — Easy
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• PROLLY — Probably
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• HIG — How's It Going
• HW — Hardware
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• BMG — Be My Guest
• B/C — Because
• CUL8R — See You Later
• PW — Password
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• CM — Call Me
• TU — Thank You
• DM — Dungeon Master
• @WRK — At Work
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• IE — Internet Explorer
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• AWESO — Awesome
• JK — Joke
• T2GO — Time to Go
• CO — Conference
• M — Male
• D8 — date
• C — Cool Breeze
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• » — Raquo
• DNS — Domain Name System
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• D8N — datin

• BYAM — Between You And Me
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• NO — Number
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• BITD — Back in the Day
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• Y! — Typical Man
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• K8T — Katie
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• MOI — Me (French)
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• AO — Anarchy Online
• CID — Consider It Done
• 411 — Info
• NVM — Never Mind
• OMW — On My Way
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• M-) — See no evil
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• 404 — I Don't Know
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• N/A — Not Applicable
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• USU — Usually
• QH — Quick hop
• WITW — What in the World?
• FB — Facebook
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• OTP — One True Pairing
• JC — Just Checking
• UR — Your
• ¿;) — Elvis
• INV ME — Invite Me
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• WC — Who Cares?
• NBD — No Big Deal
• KBD — Keyboard
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me

• RIMMY — Rimmington
• LO — Hello
• TA2 — tatoo
• WAT UP — What's up?
• CB — Chat Brat
• AAR — At Any Rate
• IC — I See
• NT — Nice Try
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• TBA — To Be Advised
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• WG — Wicked Grin
• 2L8 — Too Late
• NG — No Good
• BRH — Be Right Here
• BAU — Business As Usual
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• PS — PostScript
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• J00 — You
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• GRMBL — Grumble
• YTB — You're The Best
• CUL — See You Later
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• GBY — God Bless You
• BF — Best Friend
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• :-' — Undecided
• GRL — Girl
• NT — No Text
• GW — Getting Wet
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• THNX — Thanks
• OM — Old Man
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• AZN — Asian
• F2T — Free to Talk
• W@ — What
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• OZ — Australia
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• X:-/ — Uncertain

• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• PBM — Play By Mail
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• ADDY — Adamant
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• CUS — See You Soon
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• SB — Somebody
• LYK — Let You Know
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• TTLY — Totally
• F? — Friends
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• JAS — Just A Second
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• P-( — Pirate
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• LOLO — Lots of love
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• JC — Just Curious
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• BS — Bullshit
• FO — Fuck Off
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• FU — Follow-Up
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• H8 — Hate
• TBD — To Be Determined
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• DW — Don't Worry
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out

• TCO — Taken Care Of
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• W/END — weekend
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• 2 — To
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• &-) — Stoned
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• HD — Hold
• IFF — If and Only If
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• WB — Write Back
• BION — Believe It or Not
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• SOL — shit outta luck
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• UTM — You Tell Me
• SYS — See You Soon
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• RN — Right Now
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• PLD — Played
• UNEEK — unique
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• KEYA — I will key you later
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• BRD — Bored
• PLZ — Please
• C[T] — cup of tea
• AYK — As You Know
• KB — Keyboard
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• B — Be
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• W# — World #
• LYK — like
• PAW — Parents Are Watching

• CU — See You
• DL — Download
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• TMA — Take My Advice
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• X! — Typical Woman
• :-9 — Salivating
• LYL — Love You Lots
• INFO — Information
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• BKA — Better Known As
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• FBM — Fine By Me
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• NMP — Not My Problem
• STR8 — Straight
• SUX — sucks
• P^) — pirate
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• FRT — For Real Though
• OTW — On the Way
• HD — Head
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• N/A — Not Available
• 4 — For
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• 4EVA — Forever
• CLK — click
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• GND — Ground
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• LOC — Locate
• K — Kilo-
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• LAM — Leave A Message
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• YHM — You Have Mail
• PO — Piss Off
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• IMS — I Am Sorry

• LTR — Later
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• B2B — Back to Back
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• NA — Not Applicable
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• TM — Trust Me
• C|B-) — Ali G
• W4U — Waiting for You
• BV — Behind view
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• BB — Be Back
• C=:-) — Chef
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• K/B — Keyboard
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• :-@! — Cursing
• 2DAY — Today
• WTF — what the fuck
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• RGDS — Regards
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• NM — Not Much
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• QQ — Quick Question
• BW — Best Wishes
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• HL — Half Life
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• LIC — Like I Care
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• NAP — Not A Problem
• LD — Long Distance
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• ED — Erase Display
• 1DR — I wonder
• LFM — Looking for More
• AYS — Are You Serious?

• YG — Young Gentleman
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• PC — Player Character
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• OTT — Over The Top
• OOO — Out Of Office
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• JK — Just kidding
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• VN — Very Nice
• TTS — Text To Speech
• WTT — Want To Trade
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• 420 — Marijuana
• !-( — Black eye
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• AWA — As Well As
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• RNG — Range
• R — Rare
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• COS — Because
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• NOOB — Newbie
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• CHK — Check
• GFI — Go For It
• R8 — Rate
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• DIS — Did I Say
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• DM — Do me
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• BK — Bot kill
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• WO — Without

• 4AO — For adults only
• ARG — Argument
• TYT — Take Your Time
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• O-&-< — Person bored
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• GI — Google It
• CTO — Check This Out
• AIR — As I Remember
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• TIL — Today I Learned
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• AOE — Area of Effect
• MMA — Meet me at
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• HB — Happy Birthday
• CUZ — Because
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• AIGHT — Alright
• AAF — As A Friend
• PIC — Picture
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• NN — Not Now
• FWD — Forward
• P^{) — pirate
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• GD — Good Day
• COS — Change Of Subject
• PD — Public Domain
• X — Exchange
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• DC — Disconnected
• OB — Obligatory
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• EOL — End Of Life
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• GD — Good
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• IONO — I Don't Know

• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• FSR — For Some Reason
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• OM — Oh My
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• 9T — night
• 4NK8 — Sex
• OT — Off Topic
• ICL — In Christian Love
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• RUT — Are You There?
• MV — Move
• 6A — sexy
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• DTS — Don't Think So
• JC — Just Chilling
• SW — So What?
• SYSOP — System Operator
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• PW — Pow Wow
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• OH — Overheard
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• YL — Young Lady
• W3 — World Wide Web
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• JFF — Just For Fun
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• 2U2 — To You Too

• B4U — Before You
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• P — Partner
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• MED — Medium
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• O==3 — Penis
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• FM — Fucking Magic
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• RTG — Ready to Go
• Y — Yaw
• 1D10T — Idiot
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• MB — Maybe
• 9 — Nine
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• UGH — Disgusted
• S — Smile
• 4U2C — for you to see
• IYSS — If You Say So
• UR — You Are
• PTB — Powers That Be
• M$ — Microsoft
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• NUFF — Enough Said
• OS — Operating System
• 8 — Oral Sex
• B9 — benign
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• LV — love
• BRT — Be Right There
• OP — Operator
• ESP — Especially
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant

• YSS — You Suck Severely
• B — Back
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• P@H — parents at home
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• J00R — your
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• XI 10 — Exciting
• NA — No Access
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• MN8 — emanate
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• %*} — Inebriated
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• LUV — Love
• BF — Blast Furnace
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• XI10 — Exciting
• A4 — afford
• RENTS — Parents
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• P-ZA — Pizza
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• DUPE — Duplicate
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• CU2 — See You Too
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye

• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• 4GET — Forget
• YHL — You Have Lost
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• YNK — You Never Know
• ABBY — Abyssal
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• GOI — Get Over It
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• FB — Fucking buddy
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• URW — You Are Welcome
• J/P — Just Playing
• IML — I love you
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• BC — Basket Case
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• SB — Should Be
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• GA — Good Afternoon
• CC — Clan Chat
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• G2G — Got To Go
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• E — Ecstasy
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• 2CUTE — too cute
• PW — Persistent World
• NO1 — No-One
• BT — Byte This
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• BPS — bits per second
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• M80S — Mateys
• TNX — Thanks
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• SS — So Sorry
• BCOS — Because
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• PC — Personal computer (host)

• 2MRW — tomorrow
• PCM — Please Call Me
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• B2W — Back to Work
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• OBV — Obviously
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• NFS — Need For Speed
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• DP — Display Picture
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• GH — Good Hand
• CAM — Camera
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• YKW — You Know What
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• :( — Sad, without nose
• BOK — Bouquet
• HAU — How About You?
• AOTA — All of the Above
• OOP — Out of Power
• O:-( — model
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• HRU — How Are You?
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• JIC — Just In Case
• EM — Excuse Me
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• |-O — Yawning
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• LOM — Low on Mana
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• RD — Research and Development
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• *G* — Grin
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• G2R — Got to Run
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• AIH — As It Happens
• MAC — Media Access Control
• 2H — Two-handed sword

• TMK — To My Knowledge
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• SH — Shit Happens
• OL — Old Lady
• LDY — lady
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• CSW — can't see why
• MF — motherfucker
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• 6E — sexy
• WUP — What's Up
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• WANNA — Want to
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• EOS — End of Story
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• D — Diathermy
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• YATB — You Are the Best
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• LGH — Lets Get High
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• L2K — Like to come
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• SFW — Safe for Work
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• CP — Chat Post
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• 4 — Second Base
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• IS — I'm Sorry
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• FWM — Fine With Me
• STR8N — straighten
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• GJ — Good Job
• GFU — Good for You
• :^) — Broken nose
• BO — Buzz Off
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• SPK — Speak
• 2LN — toolin
• ITYM — I Think You Mean

• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• 10C — Tennesse
• GMV — Got My Vote
• 86 — Out of
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• STW — Search the Web
• AA — Always Afloat
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• SL — Squad Leader
• GLA — Good Luck All
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• AIIC — As If I Care
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• SN — Soon
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• SME1 — Some One
• GRRRR — Growling
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• XNTRK — eccentric
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• IDL — Ideal
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• QT — Quiet
• 4Q — Fuck You
• ACPT — Accept
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• AIS — As I Said
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• EVA — Ever
• CT — Can't Talk
• TA2D — tatood
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• WTF — What The Freak
• WUWT — What's Up With That?

• HMT — Here's My Try
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• BOL — Be On Later
• PS — Playstation
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• IUSS — If You Say So
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• EOR — End of Rant
• N4CMT — enforcement
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• ARC — Archive
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• MTF — More to Follow
• DE — Dead End
• ABT2 — About To
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• QS — Quick Start
• BM — Bite Me
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• AYT — Are You There
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• NM — Nothing Much
• WAY — What About You?
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• ATST — At the Same Time
• YRG — You Are Good!
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• LD — Later Dude
• FW — Forward
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• TM — Text Message
• NTK — Need To Know
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• OOTD — One of These Days
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• FYM — For Your Misinformation

• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• <3 — Heart
• SUM1 — Someone
• VGG — Very Good Game
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• CL — Clan Leader
• ST — Such That
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• :-(0) — Shouting
• CYO — See You Online
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• KIA — Know It All
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• M/F — Male/Female
• WEBO — Webopedia
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• SK8R — Skater
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• MM — Market Maker
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• GAL — Get A Life
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• NWO — No Way Out
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• PS — Photoshop
• HBU — How about you?
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• A/N — Author's Note
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• ! — Surprised
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• BZ — Busy
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• LUMBY — Lumbridge

• GG — Good Going
• BIC — Best in Class
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• THANQ — Thank You
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• TUFD — The User File Died
• @ — at
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• HBO — Home Box Office
• JDI — Just Do It
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• NEWB — Newbie
• RTS — Read the Screen
• RA — Resident Assistant
• GG — Go Girl
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• B — Before
• :-7 — Smirk
• AB — Ass Backwards
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• VENG — Vengeance
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• 2 — Too Add
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• 2N — tune
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• PHKR — fucker
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• M — Million
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• PTB — Please Text Back
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• ATW — All the Web
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• QBD — Queen black dragon

• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• D — Dragon
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• BB — Bumble Bee
• ST — Star Trek
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• CUS — Because
• BME — Based on My Experience
• 8O — Shocked
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• QS10 — question
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• D2 — Dedos
• NFS — Not For Sale
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• A55 — ass
• ZIPN — zippin
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• SOS — Same Old Story
• WT — Without Thinking
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• WTH — What The Hell?
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• GG — Good Games
• FS — Full Screen
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• OAO — Over and Out
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• WC — Welcome
• WEP — Weapon

• CBALL — Cannonball
• NOOB — New person
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• PL — Platoon Leader
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• DH — Dear Hubby
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• NRN — No response necessary
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• BS — Big Smile
• PA — Pay Attention
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• O — Oh
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• HM — Home
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• CW — Castle Wars
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• WAB — What Another Bill
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• PERV — pervert
• GM — Good Match
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• MP — Mana Points
• BOC — But of Course
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• RT — Roger That
• TD — Tower Defense
• ;-<> — Drooling
• IB — I'm Back
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head

• 1NAM — One in a million
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• ST8 — state
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• HB — Hurry Back
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• BIB — Boss is back
• :0 — Hungry
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• Z — it means said
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• TO — Take Over
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• BARB — Barbarian
• O — Over to You
• DN — Down
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• MIN — Minute
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• ETA — Edited To Add
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• NTS — Note to Self
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• BAC — Back At Computer
• CUL — Catch You Later
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• CW — Current Weight
• 8-) — Bandit
• AISB — As It Should Be
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• IAYL — In A While
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• TG — That's Great
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• LOA — List of acronyms

• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• GOK — God Only Knows
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• N2 — Into
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• JOO — you
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• YM — You're welcome
• BR — Best regards
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• YT — YouTube
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• ;-) — Twinkle
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• GNIGHT — Good night
• LY — Love Ya
• MEH — just okay
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• GA — Go Ahead
• JJA — just joking around
• 4N — Foreign
• TW — Team Work
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• CY — Calm Yourself
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• VC — Venture Capital
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• TM — Time
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• KK — Knock, knock
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• BUMP — Increment
• CRYS — crystal
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• PB — Potty Break
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed

• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• WAB — What A Bummer
• CMXI — 911
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• MGMT — Management
• OO — Over and Out
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• 2EZ — Too easy
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• UT2L — You take too long
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• CR8 — Create
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• GM — Got Milk?
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• N — In
• INV — Inventory
• X — Ecstasy
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• IC — In-Character
• II — I'm impressed
• GM — Good Move
• NV — envy
• AV8 — Aviate
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• BAC — By Any Chance
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• WP — Wrong Person
• IA8 — I already ate
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• IMS — I Must Say
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• YT — You There?
• IDK — I don’t know
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• LVS — loves
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• 4 — Four
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• EOB — End Of Business
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• :-C — Astonished
• EL — Evil Laugh

• TM — Thread Mangler
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• YD — Yesterday
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• BEOS — Nudge
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• PXT — Please Explain That
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• UL — You Will
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• G9 — Genius
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• NEB — Nebula)
• BG — Bad Game
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• ZMG — Oh My God
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• CW — Complete Wank
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• CFS — Care for Secret
• ;^) — Smirking
• BN — Bad news
• CUNS — See You In School
• OTW — Off To Work
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• J/K — Just Kidding
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• CNP — Continued on next post
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• BCO — Big crush on
• UDR — other
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager

• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• NFW — Not for Work
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• CU — Cracking Up
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• GONNA — Going to
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• ONRY — ornery
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• DS — this
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• LI — LinkedIn
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• EZ — Easy Listening
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• MITH — Mithril
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• — Yawning
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• YA — Yet Another
• OTW — On the Whole
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• :-O — Appalled
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• TAH — Take A Hike
• ADAM — Adamant
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• SITD — Still In The Dark

• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• IHY — I Hate You
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• GR — Good Race
• HLM — he loves me
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• HAXOR — Hacker
• ONL — Online
• AYF — All Your Fault
• CMUTE — commute
• AH — At home
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• 8 — Infinity
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• ASIG — And so it goes
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• RLR — Earlier
• FU — Future Use
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• U — You
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• FF — Follow Friday
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• GS — Good Shot
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• L2G — Like to go
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)

• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• 4K — fork
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• CNP — Continuednext post
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• :-) . — I have an inny
• 19 — Zero Hand
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• IBT — In Between Technology
• 10SE — Tennesse
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• :-) — Happy
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• QL — Quit Laughing
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• AOC — Available on cell
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• ADN — Any Day Now
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• AIW — As It Were
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• BC — Because
• CRA — crazy
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• GT — Good Try
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• KO — Knockout
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• STR — Strength
• ARDY — Ardougne
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• HEMMY — Hemenster

• D/L — Download
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• PWNED — Owned
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• O>- — snowboarder
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• EOS — End of Show
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• DA — The
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• OOI — Out of Interest
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• OPM — Other People's Money
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• MOOCH — Freeload
• EME — Eat Me
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• DF — Dear Friend
• S — Sigh
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• 10 — Ten
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• BOT — Be on that
• IAC — In Any Case
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• YD — You'Re Dead
• *W* — wink

• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• AYW — As you were
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• 2Q — took you
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• GIMME — Give Me
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• LTD — Living the Dream
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• |-O — Snoring
• FTF — Face To Face
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• PL8 — Plate
• :-J — Smirk
• WKD — Weekend
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• 4VA — forever
• CUA — See You Around
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• DW — Dear Wife
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• OLL — Online Love
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• THNQ — Thank You
• K — Okay
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• ICUR — I See You Are
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• RYT — write
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• NECH — Nechryael

• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• YR — Your
• :-(( — Really Sad
• WUD — What You Doing
• FU — Fuck You
• XS — In excess of
• NVMD — Nevermind
• ALA — As Long As
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• CUA — Common User Access
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• 8-O — Shocked
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• MIA — Missing In Action
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• () — Hugging
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• BC — Be Cool
• FPS — Frames per second.
• 3 — Three
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• TXT — Text
• FYA — For Your Action
• DL — Darklight
• MU — Miss U
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• CP — Sleepy
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• :-& — Sick
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• OMW — Oh my word
• 3=====D — Penis
• MVN — movin
• LFG — Looking For Group
• *G* — Giggle
• 2MI — Too Much Information

• IMTM — I am the man
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• 44UM — foresome
• POOF — Good-bye
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• P2P — Pay to play
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• :-'| — Sniffles
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• ITRW — In The Real World
• 3 — The letter E
• BS — Bull Shit
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• X-( — You're Mad!
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• OYO — On Your Own
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• LOB — Lobster
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• G8 — Gate
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• OJ — Only Joking
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• URH — You are hot
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• WTMI — Way to much information
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• 1 — One
• AIW — As It Was
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• SK8TR — Skater
• DIIK — Darned if I know

• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• OD — OverDose
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• BL — Belly Laugh
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• KIX — kicks
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• IRT — In regards to
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• B/F — Boyfriend
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• DDH — Death dot heal
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• UTT — Under The Table
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• TA — Thanks a lot
• CX — Cancelled
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• 6S — success
• DH — Dick Head
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• (.V.) — Breasts
• N1 — Nice One
• DYFI — Did you find it
• AMMY — Amulet
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• NC — New Conglomerate
• CFY — Calling for You
• CX — Correction(s)
• 8) — Frog
• TNT — Until next time

• TLG — The Living God
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• :-R — Raspberry
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• LNDN — London
• GG — Brother
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• WRU — Who Are You
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• CBL — Come Back Later
• MEH — so-so
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• T — Think Positive
• OU — I owe you
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• MLM — give the middle finger
• DRAG — Dragon
• 0 — Zero
• OD — Oh Dear
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• MOF — Male or Female
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• SUTH — So use to haters
• :-* — Bitter
• BT — Between technologies
• WTM — Who's the man
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• 4F — for fun
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• GB — Goodbye
• :-{ — Mustache
• NME — Enemy
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• NS — Nice Shot
• ATB — All The Best
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life

• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• TOTAL — Total level
• QSO — Conversation
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• TTB — Trips to bank
• SWORD — Swordfish
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• ZUP — What's up?
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• DD — Death Dot
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• DUCT — Did You See That
• EMSG — Email Message
• WK — Week
• BOB — Back off buddy
• EM — E-Mail
• 420 — Lets Get High
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• IMU — I miss u
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• TBL — Text back later
• DU — Don't understand
• WL — Whatta loser
• BL8D — belated
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• YW — You are welcome
• YTM — You the Man
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• <:-| — Monk
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• CLD — could
• 9 — nein
• BAD — Broken as designed
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• YTG — You're the greatest
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• GAS — Got A Second
• EL8 — elate
• TUI — Turning You in
• RG — Re-group
• NT — Night Training
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• **** — Popcorn
• PWN — To own
• 8-P — Yuck!
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings

• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• %V — Picasso
• NL — not likely
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• CIAO — Good-bye
• CON — Construction
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• RQ — RageQuit
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• TAB — Tablet
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• ENUF — Enough
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• PK — Player Killer
• D — Diphtheria
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• STD — Seal The Deal
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• JAC — Just a second
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• <33 — heart
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• IF — In (the) Front
• FYF — from your friend
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• NG — New Game
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• YF — Wife
• BIF — Before I Forget
• W — Wink
• DA — father
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• AB — Ah Bless!

• #:-) — Messy Hair
• IHU — I Hate You
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• DVS — devious
• ABU — All bugged up
• OVR — OVeRlay
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• "8*# — drunk
• PRFXN — perfection
• 2BH — to be honest
• RRR — Har, har, har
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• GI — Good Idea
• BB — Big Brother
• QR — Cure
• BWO — Black White or Other
• BAY — Back at ya
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• (:-) — Big Face
• 4EVR — Forever
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• MMK — okay?
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• N00B — Newbie
• XTC — Ecstasy
• MU — Miss Universe
• VINE — Whip Vine
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• LYB — Love You Babe
• CB — Crazy baby
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• DGT — Don't go there
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack

• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• TOU — Thinking of You
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• QIK — Quick
• BR — Bathroom
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• JAM — Just A Minute
• VRY — Very
• REQ — Request
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• FSCK — File System Check
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• NW — No Way
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• BRAC — Bracelet
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• JW — Just wondering
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• IAE — In Any Event
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill

• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• AT — At Your Terminal
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• NP — Nosey parents
• RWT — Real World Trading
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• >"-[ [ [ [ ~~~ — alligator
• 2GETHER — together
• WAI — What an Idiot
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• :-D — Laugher
• ATT — Attack
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• YTTL — You take too long
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• :'-( — Crying
• NM — No Message
• TOG — Tears of Guthix
• WH — World Hopper
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• NECRO — Necromancer
• :-( ) — Shocked
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• :X — Hear no evil
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• :( ) — shouting
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• NCG — New College Graduate
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• 9 — Parent is watching 

• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• 2G4 — Together
• 6 — Six
• WDYK — What Do You Know?
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• BHL8 — Be home late
• H20 — water
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• 6UAL — Sexual
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• G — Giggle
• POOF — I have left the chat
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• GDZ — Greater demons
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• NAT — Nature rune
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• MMB — Message Me Back
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• WRK — Work
• MGB — May God Bless
• IAT — I Am Tired
• BOM — bitch of mine
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• P* — French kiss
• (//_') — emo
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• NFM — Not for Me
• N2M — Not to Mention
• NMH — Not Much Here
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• ASSIST — Assist System
• AFT — About Fucking Time

• BA — Barbarian Assault
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• TYFYC — Thank You For Your Comment
• EMMY — Emerald
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• MM — Sister
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• PRT — Please Retweet
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• SQP — scoop
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• :^O — Liar Liar
• SAT — Sorry About That
• B-) — Sunglasses
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• &&&& — Pretzels
• DK — Don't known
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• Q2C — Quick To Cum
• L8RS — Laters
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• SQ — Square shield
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• >:-> — Devilish
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• URTM — You Are the Man
• 2MFM — to much for me
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• &-| — Crying
• 8 — Eight
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• SYT — See You Tonight
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• LTS — Laughing to self
• WFM — Works For Me
• YWTHM — You Want To Hug Me

• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• RT — Retweet
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• 5 — Five
• PILLARED — Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
• ?4U — Question For You
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• :O) — Clown
• =P~ — Drooling
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• MEM — Member
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• TNT — dynamite
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• O — Opponent
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• BB — Bathroom break
• HYLMS — hate you like my sister
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• DR — didn't read
• TALLY — Talisman
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• DYLM — do you like me
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• ABTA — Good-bye
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• X-( — Just died
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• TQ — Te Quiero
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• NTK — Nice to Know
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• EZY — Easy Jet
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out

• FF — Fish Flingers
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• :-D — Grinning
• QSL — Reply
• PZ — peace
• (.)(.) — Ms. Dos
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• JML — Join me later
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• BTTT — Back To The Top
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• FAF — Funny as *freak*
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• RX — prescriptions
• LL&P — Live Long and Prosper
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• BBNS — Big bones
• C/P — Cross Post
• SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager. Demographics acronym of sorts.
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• ST-TOS — Star Trek, The Original Series
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• WUD — What's Up Dog
• SK8NG — Skating
• OJ — Orange Juice
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• (8-{)} — Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• RSMV — RuneScape Music Video, RuneScape model viewer
• JO — Jerking off
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• RUOK? — Are you okay?
• CHOP — Clan Hopping
• 1336 — doesn't play well
• YR — Yeah Right
• :=) — Two noses
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• BOB — Back Off Bastard

• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• TSNF — That's So Not Fair
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• CIO — Cut It Out
• GTG — Good To Go
• TDS — Tormented demons
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
• EWG — Evil Wicked Grin
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• 8 — Ate
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• COH — City of Heroes
• ROX — Rune mining site in high wildy.
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• TTT — Thought That Too
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• VWD — Very Well Done
• 1CE — Once
• FF — Friendly Fire
• DNR — Dinner
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• DA — there
• ATS — About to sprout
• OOC — Out of Character
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• BG — Big Grin
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• CRE8 — Create
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• LIK — liquor
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• LAB&TYD — Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• OB — Oh Baby
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• FOT — Full Of Tripe
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• IDGI — I Don't Get It

• KIR — Keep It Real
• PR0N — Intentional misspelling of porn
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• (:-* — Kiss
• CYL — See You Later
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• POQADCB — Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• MIPS — Meaningless Information Per Second
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• DEF — Defence
• BT — Bite This
• NUTN — Nothing
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• OOH — Out of Here
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• TMOT — Trust Me On This
• RE — Recent
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• Q — Question
• 2M8O — tomato
• FM — Farming
• DAG — Dagannoth
• AGN — Again
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• FOAG — Fuck Off And Google
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• B-)===> — ZZ Top
• MEZ — Mesmerize
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• ~:() — Fish lips
• AUTOER — A bot user
• POW — Prisoner of war
• G4C — Going For Coffee
• AB2 — Abandoned floors set 2
• 20 — Location
• IDI — I Doubt It
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• %-6 — Brain Dead

• TPM — Tomorrow p.m.
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• ARMA — Armadyl
• PRON — pornography
• CT — City
• : - )… — Drooling
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• CITI — Clan Citadels
• JAD — Just Another Day
• CRBT — Crying Really Big Tears
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• LHM — Lord Help Me
• TH — Treasure Hunter
• SC — Stay Cool
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• WF — Way Fun
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• POT — Potion
• DITYID — Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
• MUNG — Mash Until No Good
• SANTA — Santa Claus
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• TTM — To the Moderator
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• BSK — Berserker
• CLS — Chaotic longsword
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• OG — Original Guild
• NR — Nice Roll
• DM — deathmatch
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• NF — Nucking Futs
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• KC — Kill Count
• OOTO — Out of the office
• REHI — Hello Again
• WGAF — Who Gives A Fuck?
• KK — Okey
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• SUP? — What's up?
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• BYU — Bayou
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• TMWFI — Take My Word for It
• TYS — Told You So
• NYM — New York Minute

• IAMF — It's All My Fault
• L8RG8R — Later Gator
• TPC — The Phone Company
• FF — Friends Forever
• 10SION — tension
• W/B — Welcome Back
• KELDA — Keldagrim
• 7 — Seven
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• SOT — Short Of Time
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• HWS(PEST) — Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
• :- — Sceptical
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• TASSY — Bandos tassets
• MYO — Mind your own
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• (#) — Waffle
• 4AYN — for all you know
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• URAS — You Are a Star
• IAYM — I Am Your Master
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea