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• <33 — heart
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• NYT — Night
• TM8 — tomato
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• MEHH — sigh
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• 8 — Oral Sex
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• 22 — Tuesday
• %-} — Intoxicated
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• B8 — bait
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• S'OK — it's okay
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• GH — Getting Hard
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• OTP — On the Phone
• GM — Good Morning
• R — Are
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• W8R — waiter
• KS — Kill Steal
• 4RM — from
• 0 :-) — Angel
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• O :-) — An angel
• LAN — Local Area Network
• && — and
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• @*&$!% — You know what that means...
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• WASSUP — what's up?
• :-(0) — Yelling
• SOS — Someone Special
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• FKS — fucks
• N/A — Not Applicable

• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• TBH — To Be Honest
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• .02 — My two cents worth
• 5-0 — Police
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• GA — Good Afternoon
• PPL — People
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• ABBY — Abyssal
• D9 — denyin
• 0 — Zero
• PST — Please Send Tell
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• :"> — embarrassed
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• 3 — The letter E
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• D2 — Dedos
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• 7 — Seven
• (__)(_|_)(_/_) — dancing ass off
• :I — Expresses indifference
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• W/ — With
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• TB — Text Back
• ZERKER — Berserker
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• GRMBL — Grumble
• BRD — Bored
• OIC — Oh I See
• WANNA — Want to
• G4Y — Good For You
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• FALLY — Falador.
• WC — Wrong Chat
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• :-() — Yelling

• JK — Just kidding
• :) :-) :> — Smiling, happy faces
• SMT — Something
• BCOZ — Because
• YQ — I Like You
• MB — Maybe
• 7K — Sick
• DM — Do me
• 6 — Sex
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• HUD — How You Doing
• 10S — tennis
• TXS — Thanks
• LGH — Lets Get High
• KEWL — Cool
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• H — Hug
• GNA — Good night all
• HUGZ — Hugs
• WAT UP — What's up?
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• THO — Though
• ABT — About
• IKR — I Know Right
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• L8R — Later
• 59 — fine
• 10Q — Thank You
• 0:-) — angel
• PLS — Please
• ATM — At The Moment
• E.G — For example
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• LV — love
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• BJ — Blow Job
• TOM — Tomorrow
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• THX — Thanks
• TA2 — tatoo
• OTP — One True Pairing
• L — Laugh
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• 182 — I Hate You
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• K — Okay

• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• TAM — Tomorrow a.m.
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• LYK — like
• 1E9 — a billion
• R8D — rated
• J4F — Just for Fun
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• L8ER — Later
• IDC — I Don't Care
• BSF — Be serious folks
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• LOLWUT — What?
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• T BOW — Training bow
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• B-DAY — Birthday
• Y! — Typical Man
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• GNITE — Good night
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• O4U — Only for You
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• MSG — Message
• PM — Private Message
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• AWESO — Awesome
• LMK — Let Me Know
• X! — Typical Woman
• W/END — weekend
• :-$ — Message indicating person is ill...
• GONNA — Going to
• W/O — Without
• K4U — Kiss for you
• 511 — Too much information
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• SK8 — Skate

• U4IC — euphoric
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• Z% — Zoo
• O==3 — Penis
• SUP — What's Up?
• POC — Point Of Contact
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• X — Kiss
• D8R — dater
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• LFG — Looking For Group
• 4 — Four
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• EME — Eat Me
• NP — No Problem
• :-/ — Skeptical
• BTW — By The Way
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• O RLY — oh really
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• TBA — To Be Advised
• ALCON — All Concerned
• :D :-D — Wider happy face
• — Joking
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• XI 10 — Exciting
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• D8N — datin
• W@ — What
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• :/) — Not funny
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• OOO — Out Of Office
• TC — Take Care
• N EMA — enema
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• CU — See You
• RN — Right Now
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• P-( — Pirate
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• ISO — In Search Of

• 2TH — Tooth
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• G4I — Go for It
• RZN — raisin
• K/B — Keyboard
• PS — PostScript
• :-| — Ambivalent
• M$ — Microsoft
• Y/- — Why not?
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• 404 — I Don't Know
• GRRRR — Growling
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• B9 — Boss is watching
• INV ME — Invite Me
• G4U — Good for You
• F? — Friends
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• C):O) — cowboy
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• XLNT — Excellent
• FAB — Fabulous
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• ADDY — Adamant
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• OOF — Out of Facility
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• BBL — Be Back Later
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• H4X0R — Hacker
• B-( — Beat Up
• MF — motherfucker
• PEEPS — People
• IMO — In My Opinion
• 2LY — truly
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• B4YKI — Before You Know It

• T2GO — Time to Go
• R8RS — Raiders
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• 121 — One-To-One
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• 1337 — Elite
• WYD — what are you doing
• GN — Good Night
• LOLO — Lots of love
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• U-L — You Will
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• DV8 — Deviate
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• PROLLY — Probably
• D00D — Dude
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• ASF — And So Forth
• U2 — You Too
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• (_|_) — Bottom
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• 3=====D — Penis
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• VFM — Value For Money
• TA2D — tatood
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• FISH — First In Still Here
• FWD — Forward
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• I1DR — I Wonder
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• ...---... — S.O.S.
• HB — Hug Back
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• BR — Best regards
• BDAY — Birthday
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• C=:-) — Chef
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• POV — Point Of View

• D46? — Down for sex?
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• J00 — You
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• PW — Pow Wow
• DUN — Don't
• UR — Your
• BMW — Be My Wife
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• FU — Fuck You
• STR8 — Straight
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• LDY — lady
• IP — Internet Protocol
• GTG — Good To Go
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• » — Raquo
• :- — Undecided
• K8T — Katie
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• P-ZA — Pizza
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• 81 — Hells Angels
• QC — Quality Control
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• WTH — What The Heck?
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• PW — Password
• HALLY — Halberd
• ATTN — Attention
• XI10 — Exciting
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• W# — World #
• :-| — undecided
• :,( — Crying
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• XNTRK — eccentric
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• Q4U — question for you

• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• O-&-< — Person bored
• WBU — What About You?
• BC — Because
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• M-) — See no evil
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• 2D4 — To Die For
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• IB — I'm Back
• C[T] — cup of tea
• VIP — Very Important Person
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• TK — To Come
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• C|B-) — Ali G
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• COZ — Because
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• 10X — Thanks
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• BF — Best Friend
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• MVN — movin
• ¿;) — Elvis
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• TYT — Take Your Time
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• GGU2 — Good game, you too
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• LEMME — Let me
• OP — Original Poster
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• J00R — your
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• J/P — Just Playing
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• TX — Thanks
• ZIPN — zippin
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana

• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• 4E — Forever
• WKND — Weekend
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• M8 — Mate
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• P^{) — pirate
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• AA — Adios Amigo
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• P@H — parents at home
• TMB — Text Me Back
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• BRB — Be right back
• WTG — Way To Go
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• XME — Excuse Me
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• WB — Welcome Back
• P^) — pirate
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• @-) — Hypnotized
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• LOM — Low on Mana
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• MC — Merry Christmas
• 6Y — sexy
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• KOK — Knock
• A55 — ass
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 

• M80S — Mateys
• BOT — Back on Topic
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• DOA — dead on arrival
• K — Kiss
• 2NTE — Tonight
• AH — asshole
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• >:-( — Annoyed
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• RYT — write
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• JMN — jammin
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• <3 — Heart
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• BF — Boyfriend
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• O:-( — model
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• HAXOR — Hacker
• KS — Kill-Steal
• ADDY — Address
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• 6A — sexy
• LOP — Low on Power
• NVM — Never Mind
• LP — Life Points
• B4 — Before
• N4CMT — enforcement
• 8 — Eight
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• 1457 — Last
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• EOD — End Of Day
• HM — Home
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• Y — Why?
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• GB — Goodbye

• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• FN — Function
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• FYI — For Your Information
• NT — No Text
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• IRL — In Real Life
• (_() — Marshmallow
• N2 — Into
• BZ — Busy
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• OVA — Over
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• 55555 — Laughing
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• MWAH — kiss
• ABD — Already Been Done
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• USU — Usually
• TUFD — The User File Died
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• STATS — Your sex and age
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• TY — Thank You
• MOB — Mobile
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• EOM — End Of Message
• IR8 — irate
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• OT — Overtime
• BFN — Bye for Now
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• BR8 — berate
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• 4NR — Foreigner
• NC — No Comment
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• Z — it means said
• JV — Joint Venture

• BBS — Be back soon
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• ARC — Archive
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• :-@ — Screaming (Original Smiley)
• RX — Regards
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• UI! — You Idiot
• TBD — To Be Determined
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• GD — Good
• DD — Dear Daughter
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• NUFF — Enough Said
• SRY — Sorry
• :0 — Hungry
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• DBA — Doing Business As
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• WWW — World Wide Web
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• 9T — night
• PIZ — parents in room
• UW — You're Welcome
• W8 — Wait
• E1 — Everyone
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• CB — Chat Brat
• AA — As above
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• CLK — click
• BLK — Black
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• }-) — Wry smile
• AML — All My Love
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• DS — Darling Son
• IK — I Know

• EOL — End Of Life
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• MYO — Mind your own
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• AP — Apple Pie
• DD — Darling Daughter
• IML — I love you
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• 4RE — Ferrari
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• BD — Big Deal
• GBU — God Bless You
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• 4ST — forest
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• ;-D — Winking and laughing
• RNG — Range
• ER — Emergency Room
• TNX — Thanks
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• O>- — snowboarder
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• BV — Behind view
• EOF — End Of File
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• OMW — On My Way
• DD — Death Dot
• CP — Chat Post
• QH — Quick hop
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• OT — Off Topic
• A4 — afford
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• ETA — Edited To Add
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• KT — Katie
• SB — Somebody
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• JK — Joke
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• OB — Obligatory
• :-V — Shouting

• NT — Nice Try
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• D8 — date
• FRT — For Real Though
• 6 — Six
• SOZ — Sorry
• BRT — Be Right There
• CX — Correction(s)
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• BC — Be Cool
• *:* — Fuzzy Face (Original Smiley)
• OZ — Australia
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• (.V.) — Breasts
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• 6SR — successor
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• 4U — For You
• :-O — Oh, nooooooo!
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• TTLY — Totally
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• SQ — Square
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• L8 — Late
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• 8 — Infinity
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• SAPH — Sapphire
• CC — Carbon Copy
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• JT — Just Teasing
• &&&& — Pretzels
• KEYA — I will key you later
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• ADD — Address
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside

• GE — Good Evening
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• NRG — Energy
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• VC — Venture Capital
• JC — Just Checking
• DS — Dear Son
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• DH — Dear Husband
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• DNS — Domain Name System
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• NG — No Good
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• CC — Clan Chat
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• H8 — Hate
• (-_-) — Secret smile
• MOI — Me (French)
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• GG — Good Going
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• VM — Voice Mail
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• 4EVER — Forever
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• BS — Bullshit
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• IOW — In Other Words
• FB — Facebook
• CID — Consider It Done
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing

• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• :-0 — Talkative
• YTTL — You take too long
• PLZ — Please
• 1E6 — a million
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• J/K — Just Kidding
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• ADR — Address
• DTS — Don't Think So
• INFO — Information
• HW — Homework
• TIL — Today I Learned
• UTM — You Tell Me
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• TOU — Thinking of You
• MEH — just okay
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• SS — So Sorry
• B4N — Bye for Now
• NBD — No Big Deal
• LOL — laughting out loud
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• BT — Byte This
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• AISI — As I See It
• NO — Number
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• CYA — See You
• WFM — Works For Me
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• IDL — Ideal
• BUMP — Increment
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• FWM — Fine With Me
• SUX — sucks
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• HH — Ha-ha
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)

• AIGHT — Alright
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• NFS — Network File System
• BARB — Barbarian
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• FTF — Face To Face
• BOT — Be on that
• BB — Big Brother
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• 4VA — forever
• @WRK — At Work
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• OO — Over and Out
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• 4N — Foreign
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• 6E — sexy
• GND — Ground
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• 2GETHER — together
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• 4U2C — for you to see
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• LUV — Love
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• APP — Application
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• IE — Internet Explorer
• CUL8R — See You Later
• 2NITE — Tonight
• DA — The
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• SRSLY — Seriously
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• AB — Ass Backwards
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• NTHING — Nothing
• BPS — bits per second
• NVR — Never

• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• A/N — Author's Note
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• 4AO — For adults only
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• ST8 — state
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• BB — Bumble Bee
• BS — Bull Shit
• TBC — To Be Continued
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• QT — Cutie
• GR8 — Great
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• C — See
• QR — Cure
• HRU — How Are You?
• FO — Fuck Off
• LI — LinkedIn
• *G* — Grin
• SIS — sister
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• CUS — See You Soon
• PS — Post Scriptum
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• WU — What's Up?
• IDK — I don’t know
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• AFC — Away from Computer
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• YGG — You Go Girl
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• IC — I See
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• ILU — I Love You
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• 9 — Nine
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up

• 4EVA — Forever
• 4Q — Fuck You
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• EOR — End of Rant
• :-){ — Beard
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• :)S — Smiles
• WTF — what the fuck
• JAC — Just a second
• AWS — As We Speak
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• GFY — Good For You
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• EM — Excuse Me
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• GDZ — Greater demons
• CLD — could
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• GNIGHT — Good night
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• SYL — See You Later
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• L:) — Loser
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• :-& — Message indicating person is angry...
• HB — Happy Birthday
• RW — Real World
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• GL — Good Luck
• THNX — Thanks
• IM — Instant Message
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• CHK — Check
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• WC — Welcome
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• CB — Coffee Break
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• FU — Follow-Up
• AMF — adios motherfucker

• HF — Have Fun
• NA — Not Applicable
• AO — Anarchy Online
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• LOC — Locate
• 2U2 — To You Too
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• RLY — Really
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• 411 — Info
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• NLT — No Later Than
• :^) — Broken nose
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• LO — Hello
• B/C — Because
• W — With
• FF — Friendly Fire
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• NM — Never Mind
• UL — Upload
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• GH — Good Hand
• SPK — Speak
• 2DAY — Today
• TC — Telephone Call
• EFFIN — Fucking
• OTT — Over The Top
• II — I'm impressed
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• DL — Download
• 2Q — took you
• GW — Getting Wet
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• 2L8 — Too Late

• PTO — Paid Time Off
• MU — Miss U
• G — Grin
• GD — Good Day
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• ADAM — Adamant
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• MTF — More to Follow
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• 420 — Marijuana
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• CMB — Call Me Back
• DERP — silly
• LYT — light
• SANTA — Santa Claus
• EL8 — elate
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• CRYS — crystal
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• GTH — Go To Hell
• K — Kilo-
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• IFF — If and Only If
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• ~(8(L) — Homer Simpson
• 2G4 — Together
• })I({ — butterfly
• CE — Creative Editing
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• JJ — Just Joking
• OOP — Out of Power
• WC — Who Cares?
• TM — Trust Me
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• GAL — Get A Life
• CUL — See You Later
• DDH — Death dot heal

• MN8 — emanate
• Z — Zero
• LYK — Let You Know
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• KBD — Keyboard
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• KK — Knock, knock
• OTW — On the Way
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• MMB — Message Me Back
• SOL — shit outta luck
• OM — Old Man
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• DW — Dear Wife
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• CUZ — Because
• FBM — Fine By Me
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• 2 — To
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• GRL — Girl
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• HBU — How about you?
• LVS — loves
• KB — Keyboard
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• HW — Hardware
• EG — Evil Grin
• SYS — See You Soon
• @ — at
• FXION8 — affectionate
• (:| — tired
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek

• DP — Display Picture
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• 1NAM — One in a million
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• B — Be
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• LY — Love Ya
• YR — Your
• RENTS — Parents
• BTA — But Then Again
• ACPT — Accept
• SH — Shit Happens
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• <:)- — Dunce
• ! — Surprised
• G9 — Genius
• ASO — And So On
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• CT — Can't Talk
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• -0,06 — Not very clever
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• BW — Best Wishes
• BAC — By Any Chance
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• MB — Message Board
• RS — Runescape
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• 5 — Five
• KIX — kicks
• TA — Thanks a lot
• OP — Operator
• DW — Don't Worry
• BLOG — Web Log
• OTW — Off To Work
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone

• 1DR — I wonder
• NE1 — Anyone
• BAU — Business As Usual
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• Y2K — Year 2000
• COS — Because
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• 9 — nein
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• 6UL — sexual
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• AFB — Away from Brain
• W/E — Whatever
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• !-( — Black eye
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• LOB — Lobster
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• ICL — In Christian Love
• HMT — Here's My Try
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• BION — Believe It or Not
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• CM — Call Me
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• SOS — Same Old Story
• PWR — Power
• AB — Ah Bless!
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• M — Male
• JC — Just Curious
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• 4 — For
• EOB — End Of Business
• (_8^(!) — Homer Simpson
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• BST — But Seriously Though
• FYF — from your friend
• B2B — Back to Back
• M — Million
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby

• AWA — As Well As
• AIR — As I Remember
• :#) — Drunk
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• .-) — Smiley with one eye
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• DC — Disconnected
• ABTA — Good-bye
• CP — Sleepy
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• JC — Just Chilling
• 4K — fork
• PC — Player Character
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• FU — Future Use
• WEALTH — Ring of wealth
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• FE — Fatal Error
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• RT — Roger That
• YL — Young Lady
• STR — Strength
• IRT — In regards to
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• 2CUTE — too cute
• MIN — Minute
• CFY — Calling for You
• MGMT — Management
• UGH — Disgusted
• CRA — crazy
• NE — Any
• QOTD — Quote of the Day

• AZN — Asian
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• LYL — Love You Lots
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• FF — Follow Friday
• B9 — benign
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• 1D10T — Idiot
• GFN — Gone for Now
• LTD — Living the Dream
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• :-Q — Smoker
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• FS — Full Screen
• BT — Bite This
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• DRAG — Dragon
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• GI — Google It
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• SEC — Second
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• BM — Bite Me
• :-) . — I have an inny
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• OBV — Obviously
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• PSA — Public Show Of Affection
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• LTR — Later
• BG — Big Grin
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• :-8( — Condescending Stare
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• BR — Bathroom
• EOS — End of Story
• MED — Medium

• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• AYK — As You Know
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• DUPE — Duplicate
• CO — Conference
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• C — Cool Breeze
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• BOL — Be On Later
• RU — Are You?
• PTB — Powers That Be
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• OL — Old Lady
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• MAC — Media Access Control
• YT — YouTube
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• LD — Long Distance
• IONO — I Don't Know
• AH — At home
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• EZ — Easy
• N/A — Not Available
• AYT — Are You There
• YRS — wires
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• IS — I'm Sorry
• WB — Write Back
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• YCT — Your Comment To
• HD — Head
• JAS — Just A Second
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• GIMME — Give Me
• 2LN — toolin
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System

• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• :-, — Smirk
• 2N — tune
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• WG — Wicked Grin
• BRH — Be Right Here
• V — Very
• 3:-O — Cow
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• FTW — Fuck The World
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• :-C — Astonished
• AOE — Area of Effect
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• QQ — Quick Question
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• DYK — Do You Know
• PBM — Play By Mail
• DIS — Did I Say
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• SF — Science Fiction
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• BMG — Be My Guest
• SYSOP — System Operator
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• LAM — Leave A Message
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• LFG — Looking for guard
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• FF — Friends Forever
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• HD — Hold
• B — Back
• DA — father
• AISB — As I Said Before
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• INV — Inventory
• VN — Very Nice
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• G2G — Got To Go

• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• ABU — All bugged up
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• BKA — Better Known As
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• FYA — For Your Action
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• <3 — I Love You(Original Smiley)
• TTS — Text To Speech
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• PERV — pervert
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• VR — Virtual Reality
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• BK — Bot kill
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• DBD — Don't Be Dumb
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• PD — Public Domain
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• CT — City
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• LFM — Looking for More
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• CM — Call Menu
• F2T — Free to Talk
• 4GET — Forget
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• LD — Later Dude
• 5N — fine
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• HIG — How's It Going
• CL — Clan Leader
• 86 — Out of
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• BNF — Big Name Fan

• BC — Basket Case
• 8-O — Shocked
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• OM — Oh My
• IHY — I Hate You
• MP — Mana Points
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• AAR — At Any Rate
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• SMS — Short Message Service
• JFF — Just For Fun
• MMA — Meet me at
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• COS — Change Of Subject
• YHM — You Have Mail
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• :-X — Small Kiss
• PXT — Please Explain That
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• FM — Fucking Magic
• (___:___) — A large bottom
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• 19 — Zero Hand
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• DF — Dear Friend
• BB — Be Back
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• ALA — As Long As
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• BOK — Bouquet
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• 4NK8 — Sex
• E — Ecstasy
• OS — Operating System
• S2R — Send to Receive
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• AA — Always Afloat
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• DM — Dungeon Master
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• H/O — Hold On
• GOI — Get Over It
• DH — Dick Head

• 8O — Shocked
• IME — In My Experience
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• :-) — Smile
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• NFS — Need For Speed
• RE — Hello Again
• FU2 — Fuck you too
• EM — E-Mail
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• CR8 — Create
• NTS — Note to Self
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• NFC — No fucking clue
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• TU — Thank You
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• MEH — Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• GBY — God Bless You
• WO — Without
• :-( ) — Shocked
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• MM — Market Maker
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• TM — Text Message
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• HLM — he loves me
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• GHP — Good Hand Partner

• BFAW — Best friend at work
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• NM — Not Much
• GGA — Good Game All
• WAT — What
• 2 — Too Add
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• MM — Sister
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• WTH — What The Hell?
• STFG — Search The Fucking Google
• HL — Half Life
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• HAU — How About You?
• BO — Buzz Off
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• DN — Down
• IMU — I miss u
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• CTO — Check This Out
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• DING — Gamer has reached a new level in the game
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• ESP — Especially
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• CFS — Care for Secret
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• (-) — Needs Haircut
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• 4M — from
• SMO; SMON — Serious mode on
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• 4EVR — Forever
• YF — Wife
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• CUNS — See You In School
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• MT — Empty
• : @ — Shouting
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell

• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• THR — there
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• *-) — Shot to death
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• :-I — Indifferent
• H20 — water
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• AAF — As A Friend
• THNQ — Thank You
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• NN — Not Now
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• BT — Between technologies
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• HB — Hurry Back
• RGDS — Regards
• DVS — devious
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• CW — Complete Wank
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• RTS — Read the Screen
• YG — Young Gentleman
• LIC — Like I Care
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• JO — Jerking off
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• KJ — Kill jacked
• BTAIM — Be That As It May

• FSR — For Some Reason
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• :( — Sad, without nose
• NAP — Not A Problem
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• EVA — Ever
• MIA — Missing In Action
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• B4U — Before You
• NEB — Nebula)
• NVMD — Nevermind
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• PIC — Picture
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• CHICKEN — Scared
• WTF — What The Freak
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• PO — Piss Off
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• JIC — Just In Case
• IYQ — I like you
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• WUP — What's Up
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• SFW — Safe for Work
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• QC — Quick Chat
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• 420 — Lets Get High
• AOTA — All of the Above
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• 4 — Second Base
• RTFC — read the fucking code

• ORLY — Oh Really?
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• BG — Bad Game
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• AYF — All Your Fault
• HP — Homepage
• MOOCH — Freeload
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• &-) — Stoned
• IAYL — In A While
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• VENG — Vengeance
• NOOB — Newbie
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• BCO — Big crush on
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• ?4U — Question For You
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• MV — Move
• B2W — Back to Work
• ED — Erase Display
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• KB — Kick Butt
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• DA — there
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• BITD — Back in the Day
• OOI — Out of Interest
• DH — Dear Hubby
• LNDN — London
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• BS — Big Smile
• IBM — Inadequate But Marketable
• ( :O (|) — Homer Simpson
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• WUD — What You Doing
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite

• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• GOTCHA — I get you
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• MB — Mamma's boy
• :-7 — Smirk
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• G — gee
• HEX — Hexcrest
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• RT — Retweet
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• CUS — Because
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• BA6 — Basics
• GM — Good Match
• IYSS — If You Say So
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• ASSIST — Assist System
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• MLM — give the middle finger
• BAC — Back At Computer
• AIH — As It Happens
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• LMC — Let Me See
• ATST — At the Same Time
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• 1CE — Once
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• AOC — Available on cell
• ADN — Any Day Now
• BME — Based on My Experience
• ENUF — Enough
• :-' — Undecided
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• SW — So What?
• L2K — Like to come
• TLG — The Living God
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• 2EZ — Too easy
• OH — Overheard

• BII BII — Bye-bye
• ARG — Argument
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• CW — Current Weight
• %*} — Inebriated
• DCED — disconnected
• N1 — Nice One
• ;) ;-) ;> — Winking happy faces
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• COH — City of Heroes
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• WT — Without Thinking
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• :OI — Mouth Full
• SN — Soon
• DEF — Defence
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• SUL — See You Later
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• GOK — God Only Knows
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• EMMY — Emerald
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• D/L — Download
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• %V — Picasso
• NECH — Nechryael
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• OPM — Other People's Money
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• W — Wink
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• YT — You There?
• DNR — Dinner
• OD — Oh Dear
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ

• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• CRAWL — To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• %-6 — Brain Dead
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• JOO — you
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• JW — Just wondering
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• AV8 — Aviate
• :-9 — Salivating
• AMMY — Amulet
• ATT — Attack
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• CNP — Continued on next post
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• NWO — No Way Out
• AIW — As It Was
• ;-) — Twinkle
• CU — Cracking Up
• FB — Fucking buddy
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• *W* — wink
• KMA — Kiss my *a*
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• CYL — See You Later
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• IF — In (the) Front

• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• UTT — Under The Table
• WTT — Want To Trade
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• BF — Blast Furnace
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• CMUTE — commute
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• GM — Good Move
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• BCOS — Because
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• CYO — See You Online
• PROGGY — computer program
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• OOC — Out of Character
• STW — Search the Web
• IMPOV — In My Point of View
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• HMOFG — Holy mother of fucking god
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• GS — Good Shot
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• YHL — You Have Lost
• CUL — Catch You Later
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• WL — Whatta loser
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ITYM — I Think You Mean

• NOOB — New person
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• :~X — Tongue tied
• EVO — Evolution
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• GG — Good Games
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• BOC — But of Course
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• AYDY — Are you done yet?
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• CBALL — Cannonball
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• WH — World Hopper
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• DU — Don't understand
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• BIC — Best in Class
• :{ }: — Two people talking
• LUV — Love Ur Voice
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• OJ — Only Joking
• R8 — Rate
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• 6S — success
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• MEM — Member
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• AC — Acceptable Content
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• GFI — Go For It
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• 10 — Ten
• NFW — Not for Work
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• ACD — Alt Control Delete

• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• AGN — Again
• ISO — In Support Of
• AYW — As you were
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• BIB — Boss is back
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• BL — Belly Laugh
• NV — envy
• PHKR — fucker
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• BAD — Broken as designed
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• WP — Wrong Person
• NC — Nice Crib (Home)
• LOA — List of acronyms
• GJ — Good Job
• CON — Construction
• GD — Good duel
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• NA — No Access
• BB — Bathroom break
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• IUSS — If You Say So
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• GG — Go Girl
• YTB — You're The Best
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• :--------) — Batman
• IAC — In Any Case
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• GL2U — Good Luck To You
• DNS — Domain Name Server

• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• NS — Nice
• NMP — Not My Problem
• GA — Go Ahead
• MMK — okay?
• XS — In excess of
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• BN — Bad news
• BIF — Before I Forget
• OAO — Over and Out
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• HBO — Home Box Office
• 4F — for fun
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• JP — Jackpot
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• EL — Evil Laugh
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• P — Partner
• GM — Got Milk?
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• SL — Squad Leader
• GUD — Good
• ITRW — In The Real World
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• 10C — Tennesse
• HAHA — Laughing
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• PWN — To own
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• IMS — I Must Say
• OJ — Orange Juice
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• R — Rare
• :-{> — Smiley with mustache and beard

• FPS — Frames per second.
• 3 — Three
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• LMTD — Limited
• PW — Persistent World
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• UR — You Are
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• 10SE — Tennesse
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• MITH — Mithril
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• W4U — Waiting for You
• FWIR — From what I remember
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• :O) — Clown
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• DS — this
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• WUW — What U Want
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• MOTO — Master Of The Obvious
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• WEED — Marijuana
• YR — Yeah Right
• >U — screw you!
• DE — Dead End
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• CUA — Common User Access
• B-) — Sunglasses
• FF — Fish Flingers
• YKW — You Know What
• KO — Knockout
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• GFU — Good for You
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• CY — Calm Yourself
• N — In

• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• CBL — Come Back Later
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• :-@! — Cursing
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• CW — Castle Wars
• FSCK — File System Check
• CAM — Camera
• :-) — Happy
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• UNEEK — unique
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• KK — Okey
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• (%) — Yin Yang
• :D/ — Dancing
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• @:) — Elvis
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• ATW — All the Web
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• ABS — Armadyl battlestaff
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• BL8D — belated
• (:| — Egghead
• JJA — just joking around
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas

• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• WF — Way Fun
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• POOF — Good-bye
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• AIIC — As If I Care
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ND — Nice double
• PZ — peace
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• MEH — so-so
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• NW — No Way
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• 1 — One
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• REQ — Request
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• IBT — In Between Technology
• 8-P — Yuck!
• GT — Good Try
• PCM — Please Call Me
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• ATB — All The Best
• BWO — Black White or Other
• (:& — Angry
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• PWNED — Owned
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• AIW — As It Were
• 2GETHA — together
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• AIS — As I Said
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• LYB — Love You Babe
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• NECRO — Necromancer

• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• NHL — National Hockey League
• RTG — Ready to Go
• KIA — Know It All
• GMV — Got My Vote
• CU2 — See You Too
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• ASIG — And so it goes
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• ITM — In the Money
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• TMA — Take My Advice
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get
• NMH — Not Much Here
• ITYK — I thought you knew
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• BAY — Back at ya
• B10 — Beaten
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• POOF — I have left the chat
• G8 — Gate
• D — Dragon
• W — Whatever
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• JAM — Just A Minute
• :>) — Nosy smiley
• IWIAM — Idiot wrapped in a moron
• HV — Have
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• MO — Momentum on
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three

• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• CIAO — Good-bye
• 8-) — Bandit
• NET — Internet
• BOT — Robot
• DUCT — Did You See That
• MU — Miss Universe
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• NM — No Message
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• L8RS — Laters
• ;-<> — Drooling
• :-K — Puzzlement
• GG — Brother
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• TAH — Take A Hike
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• BPLM — Big Person Little Mind
• :-O — Appalled
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• GR — Good Race
• NS — Nice Shot
• 8 — Ate
• NCG — New College Graduate
• (_8(|) — Homer Simpson
• KC — Kill Count
• MOF — Male or Female
• RTNTN — Retention
• TNT — Until next time
• %-{ — Ironic
• ;-Q — Smoking smiley
• CSW — can't see why
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• G2R — Got to Run
• F — Female
• KIR — Keep It Real
• MGB — May God Bless
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• MB — Maybe Baby

• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• TNT — dynamite
• GIRL — Guy in Real Life
• FW — Forward
• DT — Desert Treasure
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• DK — Don't known
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• ARDY — Ardougne
• GAS — Got A Second
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• BB — Blue Base
• BEOS — Nudge
• CMXI — 911
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• :-R — Raspberry
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• EMSG — Email Message
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• DM — deathmatch
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• DR — didn't read
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• YNK — You Never Know
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• THANQ — Thank You
• CUA — See You Around
• EOS — End of Show
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• U — You
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• :-6  — Exhausted, Wiped Out
• L2G — Like to go
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• %-) — Dazed
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why

• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• OOH — Out of Here
• /(00)/ — Spider
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• GI — Good Idea
• LESSER — Lesser demon
• ABT2 — About To
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• *S* — smile
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• LTS — Laughing to self
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• (_)3 — beer mug
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• GLA — Good Luck All
• =; — talk to my hand
• N/S — no shit
• GOWI — Get On With It
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• FUM — Fucked Up Mess
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• :'-( — Crying
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• DYFI — Did you find it
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• M/F — Male/Female
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• AB, AB-ER — Anti-ban, Anti-botter
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• D — Diathermy
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• ADMINR — Administrator
• SOS — Some over shoulder/same old situation
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• CMMN — Communication
• WHIP — Abyssal whip

• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• KNIM — Know What I Mean
• ACDNT — Accident
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• :-J — Tongue in cheek
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• B — Before
• :-S — Don't know what to say
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• :-(0) — Shouting
• DP — Drop party
• 99 — Parent No Longer Watching
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• WILDY — Wilderness
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• *^_^* — Huge Dazzling Grin
• CMON — Come-On
• IMTM — I am the man
• PASS — Password
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• GAC — Get A Clue
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• SUM1 — Someone
• GTFO — Get the freak out
• 6UAL — Sexual
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• CX — Cancelled
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• WK — Week
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• NTK — Nice to Know
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• AA — Ask About
• @== — Atomic bomb
• FIMH — Forever in My Heart
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• PLD — Played
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• NS — Nice score

• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• BTYCL — Bootycall
• ECTO — Ectofuntus
• OOTD — One of These Days
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• OD — OverDose
• TTM — To the Moderator
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• CRE8 — Create
• -:-) — Punk
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• SHIT — Sure Happy It's Thursday
• GAP — Got A Picture
• SH — Same Here
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• UDR — other
• OVR — OVeRlay
• WWY — Where Were You?
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• :-* — Kissing Smiley
• **POOF** — bye
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• IC — In-Character
• CRB — Come Right Back
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• B/F — Boyfriend
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• ASN — Arcane stream necklace
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• BAS — Big butt smile
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• DF — Don't even go there
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• THT — Think happy thoughts
• KFY — Kiss For You
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• LISP — Lost in Stupid Parenthesis
• (:-* — Kiss

• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• CP — Cross post
• :-{ — Mustache
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• MAXED — reached level
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• DGT — Don't go there
• AE — area-effect
• JDI — Just Do It
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• IAE — In Any Event
• :-* — Bitter
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• BB — Blue Baseball
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• CIO — Cut It Out
• JAM — Just A Moment
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• () — Hugging
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• DZRV — deserve
• :-J — Smirk
• NAT — Nature rune
• BBNS — Big bones
• ? — I don't understand what you mean
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• P2P — Pay to play
• L2P — Learn to play
• 2M8O — tomato
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• GGS — Group gatestone
• BMB — bite my bum
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now

• :-.) — Cindy Crawford
• G/F — girlfriend
• AMF — All My Fault
• FUBAR — Fucked up beyond all recognition
• NANA — Not now, no need
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• NM — Nothing Much
• &:-) — Curly Hair
• AISB — As It Should Be
• URH — You are hot
• Q — Queue
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• EL8D — elated
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• IB — In (the) Back
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• WAB — What A Bummer
• (:-& — Angry
• DILLIGAF — Do I look like I give a *freak*?
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• DAG — Dagannoth
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• "8*# — drunk
• &-| — Crying
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• 2BH — to be honest
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• HHO1/2K — Ha-ha, only half kidding
• FTM — Forget the Manual
• RUT — Are You There?
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• $-) — Money Eyes
• CAB — Taxi

• BOM — bitch of mine
• IDGW — in a good way
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• IMI — I Mean It
• TAB — Tablet
• JAD — Just Another Day
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• WEP — Weapon
• : - )… — Drooling
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• ABFL — A Big Fat Lady
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• NRN — No response necessary
• HMWK — Homework
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• 8-[ — Frayed nerves
• D:-) — Wearing a baseball hat
• URTM — You Are the Man
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• ILBCNU — I'll be seeing you
• IJWTS — I Just Want To Say
• 8-O — Astonished
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• STR8N — straighten
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• NYM — New York Minute
• MAIN — A player's main character
• ######:O) — Marge Simpson 
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• :8) — Pig
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• **** — Popcorn
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out

• BOB — Back Off Bastard
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• ASB — Attention Seeking Behaviour
• CSY — Can't Stop Yawning
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• RX — prescriptions
• TA — Thanks Again
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• 8-# — Death
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• :-6 — Exhausted
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• JML — Join me later
• :-] — Blockhead
• IDI — I Doubt It
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• IA8 — I already ate
• GSP — Game Service Provider
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• WGAF — Who Gives A Fuck?
• MUAH — Multiple unsuccessful attemptshumor
• CNP — Continuednext post
• KC — Keep Cool
• :-D — Grinning
• :P~~ — Drooling
• YM — You're welcome
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• DDS — Dragon Dagger (P )
• IIUC — If I Understand Correctly
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• MEZ — Mesmerize
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• GG — Gotta Go
• DILLIGAD — Does It Look Like I Give A Damn
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• ATS — About to sprout
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• SED8 — sedate
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• YD — Yesterday
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• CHOP — Clan Hopping

• :-Q~ — Smoking
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• — Grin
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• N00B — Newbie
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• DK — Dorgesh-Kaan
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• I2 — I too
• (//_') — emo
• PS — Photoshop
• BRASSY — Verac's brassard
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• IBTL — In Before the Lock
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• * — Kiss
• SK8R — Skater
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• G — Giggle
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• :-)8: — Woman
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• :-( — Sad
• JMOD — Jagex moderator
• ;;) — flirt
• AB2 — Abandoned floors set 2
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• DMN — demon
• WE — whatever
• HD — Hold down
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• URW — You Are Welcome
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• NR — Nice Roll
• :-F — Sticking out tongue
• (:-D — Blabber Mouth
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• GMACE — Granite Mace
• (:>])( )( ) — Snowman
• (O.O) — Owl
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• CRBT — Crying Really Big Tears
• QS10 — question
• CSS — Counter-Strike Source
• DRK — Dark Red Kidney Bean
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue

• KK — Kalphite King
• *G* — Giggle
• TPC — The Phone Company
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• DH AXE — Dharok's Greataxe
• BMW — Big Money Wasted
• FM — Fine Magic
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• HPK — Honour PKing
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• GR — Ghostly Robes
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• COF — Cone of Fire
• :-( — disappointed face
• MTA — Mage Training Arena
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• FISHDO — Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• :{ — Having a hard time
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• FBFR — FaceBook friend
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• YD — You'Re Dead
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• #:-O — Shocked
• FV — Front View
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• HLA — Hola
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• ;^) — Smirking
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• DLBBB — Don't let the bed bugs bite
• MOOS — Member of Opposite Sex
• TXT — Text
• %-) — silly
• IHU — I Hate You
• 2-9T — tonight
• EDUC8 — educate
• HAGS — Have A Good Summer
• KELDA — Keldagrim
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• QQ — crying eyes

• DIS — Disrespect
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• :-(( — Really Sad
• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• YM — You Mean ...
• 10SION — tension
• BOB — Back off buddy
• ICUR — I See You Are
• GM — General Maintenance
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• 8-] — Wow!
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• #-O — Doh!
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• LSV — Language, sex and violence
• ARMA — Armadyl
• GL&GH — good luck and good hunting
• (:-) — Big Face
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• IAAA — I Am An Accountant
• DD — Due Diligence
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• AH — Armadyl-Helm
• WRU — Who Are You
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• :-X — in love
• WITW — What in the World?
• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal