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• <33 — heart
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• NYT — Night
• TM8 — tomato
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• MEHH — sigh
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• 8 — Oral Sex
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 22 — Tuesday
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• %-} — Intoxicated
• FRM — From
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 0 :-) — Angel
• B8 — bait
• S'OK — it's okay
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• OTP — On the Phone
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• GH — Getting Hard
• N/A — Not Applicable
• GM — Good Morning
• R — Are
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• O :-) — An angel
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• W8R — waiter
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• KS — Kill Steal
• 4RM — from
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• WASSUP — what's up?
• && — and
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• @*&$!% — You know what that means...
• PPL — People
• :Q — Expresses confusion

• FKS — fucks
• SOS — Someone Special
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• TBH — To Be Honest
• 5-0 — Police
• .02 — My two cents worth
• GA — Good Afternoon
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• PST — Please Send Tell
• 0 — Zero
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• ABBY — Abyssal
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• 3 — The letter E
• D9 — denyin
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• 7 — Seven
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• :"> — embarrassed
• W/ — With
• (__)(_|_)(_/_) — dancing ass off
• FALLY — Falador.
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• D2 — Dedos
• OIC — Oh I See
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• JK — Just kidding
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• TB — Text Back
• :I — Expresses indifference
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• :) :-) :> — Smiling, happy faces
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• WANNA — Want to
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• G4Y — Good For You
• ZERKER — Berserker
• BCOZ — Because
• GRMBL — Grumble
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• WC — Wrong Chat
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)

• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• MB — Maybe
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• BRD — Bored
• SMT — Something
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• DM — Do me
• 7K — Sick
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• TXS — Thanks
• YQ — I Like You
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• :-() — Yelling
• L8R — Later
• WAT UP — What's up?
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• TAM — Tomorrow a.m.
• ABT — About
• 6 — Sex
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• 10S — tennis
• ATM — At The Moment
• HUD — How You Doing
• KEWL — Cool
• PLS — Please
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• THX — Thanks
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• H — Hug
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• LGH — Lets Get High
• BTW — By The Way
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• 0:-) — angel
• GNA — Good night all
• HUGZ — Hugs
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• 10Q — Thank You
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• E.G — For example
• THO — Though
• BJ — Blow Job
• L — Laugh
• K — Okay
• IKR — I Know Right
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• LV — love

• MSG — Message
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• 59 — fine
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• TOM — Tomorrow
• W/O — Without
• SUP — What's Up?
• 182 — I Hate You
• L8ER — Later
• J4F — Just for Fun
• LYK — like
• OTP — One True Pairing
• PM — Private Message
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• T BOW — Training bow
• Y! — Typical Man
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• IDC — I Don't Care
• BBL — Be Back Later
• TA2 — tatoo
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• R8D — rated
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• CU — See You
• POC — Point Of Contact
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• GNITE — Good night
• 1E9 — a billion
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• LMK — Let Me Know
• IP — Internet Protocol
• LOLWUT — What?
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• B-DAY — Birthday
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• NP — No Problem
• WHOA — Expression of surprise

• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• W/END — weekend
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• :D :-D — Wider happy face
• BSF — Be serious folks
• ADDY — Adamant
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• TBA — To Be Advised
• O4U — Only for You
• POV — Point Of View
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• WYD — what are you doing
• GONNA — Going to
• :-$ — Message indicating person is ill...
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• O==3 — Penis
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• X! — Typical Woman
• OOO — Out Of Office
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• ALCON — All Concerned
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• W@ — What
• LFG — Looking For Group
• PS — PostScript
• TC — Take Care
• ISO — In Search Of
• SK8 — Skate
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• AWESO — Awesome
• K4U — Kiss for you
• QC — Quality Control
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• M$ — Microsoft
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• RN — Right Now
• X — Kiss
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• O RLY — oh really
• EME — Eat Me
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• HAG1 — Have A Good One

• 4 — Four
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• N EMA — enema
• U4IC — euphoric
• 511 — Too much information
• XI 10 — Exciting
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• Z% — Zoo
• :/) — Not funny
• K/B — Keyboard
• Y/- — Why not?
• :-/ — Skeptical
• P-( — Pirate
• D8R — dater
• 1337 — Elite
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• (_|_) — Bottom
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• INV ME — Invite Me
• IMO — In My Opinion
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• F? — Friends
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• PW — Pow Wow
• OOF — Out of Facility
• — Joking
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• D8N — datin
• 3=====D — Penis
• 121 — One-To-One
• XLNT — Excellent
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• GRRRR — Growling
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• T2UL — Talk to You Later

• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• H4X0R — Hacker
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• 404 — I Don't Know
• G4U — Good for You
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• PEEPS — People
• B-( — Beat Up
• G4I — Go for It
• C):O) — cowboy
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• :-| — Ambivalent
• VFM — Value For Money
• PROLLY — Probably
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• RZN — raisin
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• T2GO — Time to Go
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• 2TH — Tooth
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• FWD — Forward
• PW — Password
• LOLO — Lots of love
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• GN — Good Night
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• U2 — You Too
• FAB — Fabulous
• BRB — Be right back
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• B9 — Boss is watching
• R8RS — Raiders
• MF — motherfucker
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• STR8 — Straight
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• 2LY — truly
• BR — Best regards
• FISH — First In Still Here
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.

• U-L — You Will
• HB — Hug Back
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• ASF — And So Forth
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• UR — Your
• WTH — What The Heck?
• TBD — To Be Determined
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• DV8 — Deviate
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• DOA — dead on arrival
• TYT — Take Your Time
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• WTG — Way To Go
• D00D — Dude
• ATTN — Attention
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• J00 — You
• BMW — Be My Wife
• LOM — Low on Mana
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• GTG — Good To Go
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• DUN — Don't
• C=:-) — Chef
• BC — Because
• WB — Welcome Back
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• BDAY — Birthday
• I1DR — I Wonder
• ...---... — S.O.S.
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• FU — Fuck You
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• VIP — Very Important Person

• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• TA2D — tatood
• W# — World #
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• :,( — Crying
• HALLY — Halberd
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• BBS — Be back soon
• M8 — Mate
• 81 — Hells Angels
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• B4 — Before
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• D46? — Down for sex?
• M-) — See no evil
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• 10X — Thanks
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• O-&-< — Person bored
• TX — Thanks
• OP — Original Poster
• LDY — lady
• J/P — Just Playing
• XI10 — Exciting
• WBU — What About You?
• WWW — World Wide Web
• K8T — Katie
• C|B-) — Ali G
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• P-ZA — Pizza
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• TK — To Come
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• :- — Undecided
• FYI — For Your Information
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• 2D4 — To Die For
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research

• EOF — End Of File
• BF — Best Friend
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• » — Raquo
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• COZ — Because
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• Q4U — question for you
• BF — Boyfriend
• :-| — undecided
• ¿;) — Elvis
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• OT — Overtime
• IB — I'm Back
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• C[T] — cup of tea
• BOT — Back on Topic
• XNTRK — eccentric
• AA — Adios Amigo
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• WKND — Weekend
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• EOD — End Of Day
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• ADDY — Address
• TY — Thank You
• K — Kiss
• IRL — In Real Life
• LEMME — Let me
• 4E — Forever
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• HM — Home
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent

• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• MVN — movin
• GGU2 — Good game, you too
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• TBC — To Be Continued
• J00R — your
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• P^) — pirate
• P^{) — pirate
• ;-D — Winking and laughing
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• Y — Why?
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• EOM — End Of Message
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• TMB — Text Me Back
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• MC — Merry Christmas
• P@H — parents at home
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• A55 — ass
• XME — Excuse Me
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• <3 — Heart
• @-) — Hypnotized
• HAXOR — Hacker
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• KOK — Knock

• HAGO — Have A Good One
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• CC — Carbon Copy
• O:-( — model
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• ZIPN — zippin
• RYT — write
• SQ — Square
• 1457 — Last
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• BFN — Bye for Now
• STATS — Your sex and age
• NVM — Never Mind
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• DBA — Doing Business As
• 6Y — sexy
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• MOB — Mobile
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• LP — Life Points
• ER — Emergency Room
• 2NTE — Tonight
• AH — asshole
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• NC — No Comment
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• TNX — Thanks
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• USU — Usually
• AML — All My Love
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• LOP — Low on Power
• >:-( — Annoyed
• OMW — On My Way
• NT — No Text
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• 8 — Eight
• JV — Joint Venture
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• :-@ — Screaming (Original Smiley)
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• DD — Dear Daughter

• TUFD — The User File Died
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• FN — Function
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• M80S — Mateys
• BS — Bullshit
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• W8 — Wait
• EOL — End Of Life
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• KS — Kill-Steal
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• BLK — Black
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• BARB — Barbarian
• GD — Good
• GB — Goodbye
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• BRT — Be Right There
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• 6A — sexy
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• D8 — date
• BZ — Busy
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• AA — As above
• JMN — jammin
• SRY — Sorry
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• 55555 — Laughing
• MWAH — kiss
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• OVA — Over
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• (_() — Marshmallow
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• ARC — Archive
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute

• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• BD — Big Deal
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• UI! — You Idiot
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• N2 — Into
• ABD — Already Been Done
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• DS — Darling Son
• N4CMT — enforcement
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• IOW — In Other Words
• NFS — Network File System
• RNG — Range
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• ETA — Edited To Add
• NUFF — Enough Said
• 4U — For You
• IR8 — irate
• OT — Off Topic
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• }-) — Wry smile
• UW — You're Welcome
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• CB — Chat Brat
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• FO — Fuck Off
• (-_-) — Secret smile
• IML — I love you
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• SB — Somebody
• :-V — Shouting
• NG — No Good
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• CP — Chat Post
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• DNS — Domain Name System
• RX — Regards
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• J/K — Just Kidding
• 4NR — Foreigner

• :0 — Hungry
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• 9T — night
• NT — Nice Try
• Z — it means said
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• NO — Number
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• OO — Over and Out
• SOZ — Sorry
• IK — I Know
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• CLK — click
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• VC — Venture Capital
• E1 — Everyone
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• DD — Death Dot
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• DS — Dear Son
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• GBU — God Bless You
• L8 — Late
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• BC — Be Cool
• APP — Application
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• SS — So Sorry
• ADD — Address
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• FRT — For Real Though
• TTLY — Totally
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• BR8 — berate
• AP — Apple Pie
• NOYB — None Of Your Business

• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• (-) — Needs Haircut
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• 4ST — forest
• DH — Dear Husband
• O>- — snowboarder
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• DD — Darling Daughter
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• AFC — Away from Computer
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• QH — Quick hop
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• VM — Voice Mail
• OB — Obligatory
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• BPS — bits per second
• PIZ — parents in room
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• OZ — Australia
• KT — Katie
• PLZ — Please
• JK — Joke
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• FB — Facebook
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• LOL — laughting out loud
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• 4EVER — Forever
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• MYO — Mind your own
• H8 — Hate
• INFO — Information
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• CUL8R — See You Later
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• NA — Not Applicable
• JC — Just Checking
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• MIN — Minute
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• CC — Clan Chat

• B/C — Because
• &&&& — Pretzels
• (.V.) — Breasts
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• K — Kilo-
• 6 — Six
• CX — Correction(s)
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• BV — Behind view
• :-O — Oh, nooooooo!
• DL — Download
• DA — The
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• 4RE — Ferrari
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• A4 — afford
• CYA — See You
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• ADR — Address
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• JT — Just Teasing
• :>) — Nosy smiley
• GND — Ground
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• B4N — Bye for Now
• NBD — No Big Deal
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• GG — Good Going
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• @WRK — At Work
• CID — Consider It Done
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• 8 — Infinity
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• CRYS — crystal
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• BB — Big Brother

• WU — What's Up?
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• DTS — Don't Think So
• AISI — As I See It
• IE — Internet Explorer
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• @ — at
• GE — Good Evening
• DDH — Death dot heal
• *:* — Fuzzy Face (Original Smiley)
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• NRG — Energy
• :)S — Smiles
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• NLT — No Later Than
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• SYL — See You Later
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• SAPH — Sapphire
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• 4AO — For adults only
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• HB — Happy Birthday
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• BS — Bull Shit
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• CUL — See You Later
• GR8 — Great
• SUX — sucks
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• 2GETHER — together
• CUS — See You Soon
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• KEYA — I will key you later
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• BT — Byte This
• IDK — I don’t know
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• BOT — Be on that

• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• HW — Homework
• :-0 — Talkative
• FWM — Fine With Me
• WFM — Works For Me
• IC — I See
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• RW — Real World
• MOI — Me (French)
• 6SR — successor
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• NM — Never Mind
• OS — Operating System
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• UL — Upload
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• C — See
• WTF — what the fuck
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• QT — Cutie
• 4U2C — for you to see
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• AO — Anarchy Online
• AB — Ass Backwards
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• DW — Dear Wife
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• M — Million
• TOU — Thinking of You
• KBD — Keyboard
• LOC — Locate
• SRSLY — Seriously
• YTTL — You take too long
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• 1E6 — a million
• HRU — How Are You?
• TIL — Today I Learned
• 2NITE — Tonight

• 4N — Foreign
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• LUV — Love
• 4VA — forever
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• FTF — Face To Face
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• 4EVA — Forever
• AWS — As We Speak
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• MEH — just okay
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• BTA — But Then Again
• CMB — Call Me Back
• EOR — End of Rant
• YGG — You Go Girl
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• ILU — I Love You
• FU — Follow-Up
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• DW — Don't Worry
• CLD — could
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• LI — LinkedIn
• ADAM — Adamant
• GL — Good Luck
• IDL — Ideal
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• HH — Ha-ha
• CE — Creative Editing
• OP — Operator
• A/N — Author's Note
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• OTT — Over The Top
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action

• AIR — As I Remember
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• HF — Have Fun
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• PS — Post Scriptum
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• UTM — You Tell Me
• ACPT — Accept
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• CHK — Check
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• SPK — Speak
• MAC — Media Access Control
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• BUMP — Increment
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• AIGHT — Alright
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• WC — Who Cares?
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• 4Q — Fuck You
• TC — Telephone Call
• IM — Instant Message
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• N/A — Not Available
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• SYS — See You Soon
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• :-){ — Beard
• 9 — Nine
• BB — Bumble Bee
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• GTH — Go To Hell
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• 2U2 — To You Too
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek

• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• OM — Old Man
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• LYK — Let You Know
• ST8 — state
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• W/E — Whatever
• 6E — sexy
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• NTHING — Nothing
• THNX — Thanks
• EM — Excuse Me
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• NVR — Never
• HBU — How about you?
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• W — With
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• CUZ — Because
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• IFF — If and Only If
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• Z — Zero
• SIS — sister
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• JC — Just Curious
• *G* — Grin
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• GD — Good Day
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• 2DAY — Today
• LD — Long Distance
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• GFY — Good For You
• 2 — To

• JJ — Just Joking
• MTF — More to Follow
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• :-& — Message indicating person is angry...
• JAC — Just a second
• EG — Evil Grin
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• DP — Display Picture
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• :^) — Broken nose
• CB — Coffee Break
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• 411 — Info
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• QR — Cure
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• ASO — And So On
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• 2L8 — Too Late
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• JAS — Just A Second
• G — Grin
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• FF — Friendly Fire
• KB — Keyboard
• EFFIN — Fucking
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• PTB — Powers That Be
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• Y2K — Year 2000
• L:) — Loser
• GAL — Get A Life
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die

• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• OTW — Off To Work
• CM — Call Me
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• TM — Trust Me
• B2B — Back to Back
• MMB — Message Me Back
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• GDZ — Greater demons
• RLY — Really
• PWR — Power
• AH — At home
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• BION — Believe It or Not
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• GNIGHT — Good night
• CT — Can't Talk
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• M — Male
• OTW — On the Way
• SEC — Second
• AWA — As Well As
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• BRH — Be Right Here
• CNP — Continued on next post
• JC — Just Chilling
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• BAU — Business As Usual
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• 420 — Marijuana
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• YR — Your
• BLOG — Web Log
• AYT — Are You There
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• VR — Virtual Reality
• EOB — End Of Business
• BW — Best Wishes
• BAC — By Any Chance
• FE — Fatal Error
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• !-( — Black eye
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• TLC — Tender Love and Care

• SANTA — Santa Claus
• MGMT — Management
• SH — Shit Happens
• MB — Message Board
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• 5 — Five
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• ~(8(L) — Homer Simpson
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• WC — Welcome
• OL — Old Lady
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• D/L — Download
• })I({ — butterfly
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• 4 — For
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• 2Q — took you
• BG — Big Grin
• BR — Bathroom
• GI — Google It
• AYK — As You Know
• RENTS — Parents
• EL8 — elate
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• RS — Runescape
• ICL — In Christian Love
• DERP — silly
• DC — Disconnected
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• .-) — Smiley with one eye
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• SYSOP — System Operator
• LYT — light
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• LO — Hello
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• SOL — shit outta luck

• YMMD — You Made My Day
• FBM — Fine By Me
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• GH — Good Hand
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• LY — Love Ya
• KK — Knock, knock
• WG — Wicked Grin
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• MU — Miss U
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• B — Be
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• STR — Strength
• MN8 — emanate
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• ;) ;-) ;> — Winking happy faces
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• GW — Getting Wet
• JFF — Just For Fun
• PC — Player Character
• YT — YouTube
• -0,06 — Not very clever
• 1NAM — One in a million
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• DUPE — Duplicate
• LVS — loves
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• BKA — Better Known As
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• TA — Thanks a lot
• LEMENO — Let Me Know

• CM — Call Menu
• SMS — Short Message Service
• LOB — Lobster
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• MMA — Meet me at
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• LYL — Love You Lots
• PD — Public Domain
• TTS — Text To Speech
• FYF — from your friend
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• AB — Ah Bless!
• MIA — Missing In Action
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• B — Back
• BM — Bite Me
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• YL — Young Lady
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• AISB — As I Said Before
• COS — Because
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• (:| — tired
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• EZ — Easy
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• TNT — Until next time
• :-) . — I have an inny
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• <:)- — Dunce
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• :-, — Smirk
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• CO — Conference
• AZN — Asian
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• AOE — Area of Effect

• BAD — Broken as designed
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• QQ — Quick Question
• :-C — Astonished
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• GFN — Gone for Now
• BT — Bite This
• II — I'm impressed
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• IRT — In regards to
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• IS — I'm Sorry
• GRL — Girl
• PBM — Play By Mail
• G9 — Genius
• NE1 — Anyone
• (:& — Angry
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• (___:___) — A large bottom
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• NM — Not Much
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• HW — Hardware
• ! — Surprised
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• G2G — Got To Go
• BST — But Seriously Though
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• WTH — What The Hell?
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• F2T — Free to Talk
• (_8^(!) — Homer Simpson
• 3:-O — Cow
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• 2G4 — Together
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• OOP — Out of Power
• CP — Sleepy

• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• NECH — Nechryael
• BOL — Be On Later
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• HD — Hold
• IONO — I Don't Know
• SF — Science Fiction
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• 1DR — I wonder
• NE — Any
• STFG — Search The Fucking Google
• FF — Follow Friday
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• DRAG — Dragon
• CT — City
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• WEALTH — Ring of wealth
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• BB — Be Back
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• RU — Are You?
• FF — Friends Forever
• WB — Write Back
• HMT — Here's My Try
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• MED — Medium
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• EOS — End of Story
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• HD — Head
• 2 — Too Add
• SOS — Same Old Story
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• CRA — crazy
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You

• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• DING — Gamer has reached a new level in the game
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• DA — father
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• INV — Inventory
• :-X — Small Kiss
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• :-8( — Condescending Stare
• OBV — Obviously
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• DF — Dear Friend
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• UGH — Disgusted
• 9 — nein
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• GIMME — Give Me
• *-) — Shot to death
• KIX — kicks
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• LD — Later Dude
• FU — Future Use
• PSA — Public Show Of Affection
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• AOC — Available on cell
• AA — Always Afloat
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• RE — Hello Again
• WO — Without
• AFB — Away from Brain
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• DM — Dungeon Master
• EM — E-Mail
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• MP — Mana Points

• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• :-Q — Smoker
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• ABTA — Good-bye
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• 1D10T — Idiot
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• FXION8 — affectionate
• LTR — Later
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• YCT — Your Comment To
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• DYK — Do You Know
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• GOK — God Only Knows
• YRS — wires
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• 2CUTE — too cute
• FYA — For Your Action
• FS — Full Screen
• LTD — Living the Dream
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• RT — Roger That
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• :#) — Drunk
• BMG — Be My Guest
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• 4M — from
• 4K — fork
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• :-( ) — Shocked
• ALA — As Long As
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby

• NFW — No Freaking Way
• 8-O — Shocked
• B9 — benign
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• PERV — pervert
• YHM — You Have Mail
• LFM — Looking for More
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• BOC — But of Course
• CRZ  — Crazy
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• E — Ecstasy
• OM — Oh My
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• 6UL — sexual
• COS — Change Of Subject
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• AAF — As A Friend
• 4GET — Forget
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• :-) — Smile
• N1 — Nice One
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• IHY — I Hate You
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• : @ — Shouting
• B4U — Before You
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• OOI — Out of Interest
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• CTO — Check This Out
• FTW — Fuck The World
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• WILDY — Wilderness
• CR8 — Create
• BK — Bot kill
• LFG — Looking for guard
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• 5N — fine
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device

• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• SFW — Safe for Work
• 86 — Out of
• S2R — Send to Receive
• AYF — All Your Fault
• 2N — tune
• CL — Clan Leader
• HB — Hurry Back
• OPM — Other People's Money
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• ATST — At the Same Time
• :( — Sad, without nose
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• CFY — Calling for You
• H/O — Hold On
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• AAR — At Any Rate
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• VENG — Vengeance
• AIH — As It Happens
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• C — Cool Breeze
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• CNP — Continuednext post
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• JIC — Just In Case
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• AG — Armadyl glove
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• RTS — Read the Screen
• HAU — How About You?
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• TLS — Transport Layer Security

• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• BO — Buzz Off
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• DN — Down
• BS — Big Smile
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• LAM — Leave A Message
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• DH — Dear Hubby
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• <3 — I Love You(Original Smiley)
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• JOO — you
• ADN — Any Day Now
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• CUNS — See You In School
• RGDS — Regards
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• H20 — water
• DIS — Did I Say
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• GBY — God Bless You
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• PXT — Please Explain That
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• ED — Erase Display
• BC — Basket Case
• YF — Wife
• NFS — Need For Speed
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• BIC — Best in Class
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• TU — Thank You
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• BCO — Big crush on
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")

• ESP — Especially
• TLG — The Living God
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• B2W — Back to Work
• VN — Very Nice
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• V — Very
• FM — Fucking Magic
• 19 — Zero Hand
• THNQ — Thank You
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• OOC — Out of Character
• STW — Search the Web
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• DA — there
• BSALE — Bank sale
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• GOTCHA — I get you
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• ( :O (|) — Homer Simpson
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• PIC — Picture
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• NFC — No fucking clue
• DK — Don't known
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• MEH — Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• MM — Market Maker
• DBD — Don't Be Dumb
• YG — Young Gentleman

• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• BOK — Bouquet
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• :-I — Indifferent
• WT — Without Thinking
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• 4NK8 — Sex
• GP — Grubani Peninsula
• 4EVR — Forever
• :-7 — Smirk
• MV — Move
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• FU2 — Fuck you too
• SMO; SMON — Serious mode on
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• ABU — All bugged up
• 2LN — toolin
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• HIG — How's It Going
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• ENUF — Enough
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• NAP — Not A Problem
• LMC — Let Me See
• IME — In My Experience
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• HL — Half Life
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• W — Whatever
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• FSR — For Some Reason
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*

• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• YHL — You Have Lost
• MM — Sister
• BITD — Back in the Day
• JW — Just wondering
• OD — Oh Dear
• NW — No Way
• CFS — Care for Secret
• TM — Text Message
• GG — Good Games
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• DH — Dick Head
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• NTS — Note to Self
• KJ — Kill jacked
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• YT — You There?
• CON — Construction
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• CYL — See You Later
• EVA — Ever
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• REQ — Request
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• IYQ — I like you
• OJ — Only Joking
• :-9 — Salivating
• OH — Overheard
• CU — Cracking Up
• JMOD — Jagex moderator
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• %-6 — Brain Dead
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• CUS — Because
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss

• NPS — no problem sweetie
• BAC — Back At Computer
• ASSIST — Assist System
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• 8O — Shocked
• NOOB — Newbie
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• NWO — No Way Out
• IYSS — If You Say So
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• IMU — I miss u
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• DEF — Defence
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• 1CE — Once
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• AOTA — All of the Above
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• WUD — What You Doing
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• FPS — Frames per second.
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• &-) — Stoned
• :-) — Happy
• CUL — Catch You Later
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• MT — Empty
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• ?4U — Question For You
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• JAM — Just A Minute
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• KB — Kick Butt
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought

• OJ — Orange Juice
• BME — Based on My Experience
• WAT — What
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• WTF — What The Freak
• MEM — Member
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• GGA — Good Game All
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• WTT — Want To Trade
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• OAO — Over and Out
• NEB — Nebula)
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• QC — Quick Chat
• FSCK — File System Check
• BII BII — Bye-bye
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• GOI — Get Over It
• :OI — Mouth Full
• IAC — In Any Case
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• 4 — Second Base
• PO — Piss Off
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• IAYL — In A While
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• NN — Not Now
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• U — You
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• BT — Between technologies
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• 4F — for fun
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• NMH — Not Much Here
• AIW — As It Was
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark

• NW — next week
• HP — Homepage
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• 2EZ — Too easy
• ATT — Attack
• WUP — What's Up
• DVS — devious
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• GA — Go Ahead
• LNDN — London
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• TAB — Tablet
• COH — City of Heroes
• THR — there
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• HEX — Hexcrest
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• BG — Bad Game
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• YR — Yeah Right
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• ;-) — Twinkle
• DNR — Dinner
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• UTT — Under The Table
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• HLM — he loves me
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• AMMY — Amulet
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• RT — Retweet
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• L2K — Like to come
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• ATB — All The Best
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• NS — Nice

• DU — Don't understand
• JO — Jerking off
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• SW — So What?
• CW — Complete Wank
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• WP — Wrong Person
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• MOOCH — Freeload
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• NS — Nice Shot
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• NVMD — Nevermind
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• DCED — disconnected
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• ITRW — In The Real World
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• RX — prescriptions
• (:-& — Angry
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• SN — Soon
• WH — World Hopper
• CW — Current Weight
• LIC — Like I Care
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• MLM — give the middle finger
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• NFW — Not for Work
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• MGB — May God Bless
• BF — Blast Furnace

• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• IBM — Inadequate But Marketable
• LOA — List of acronyms
• 420 — Lets Get High
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• R — Rare
• *W* — wink
• ABS — Armadyl battlestaff
• BN — Bad news
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• ARG — Argument
• MB — Mamma's boy
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• CBL — Come Back Later
• YTB — You're The Best
• UR — You Are
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• YKW — You Know What
• B-) — Sunglasses
• IUSS — If You Say So
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• KO — Knockout
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• :-{> — Smiley with mustache and beard
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• DS — this
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• (:| — Egghead
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• MITH — Mithril
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• :~X — Tongue tied
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• CHICKEN — Scared
• GS — Good Shot
• EVO — Evolution
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• EMMY — Emerald
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• WL — Whatta loser
• ATSL — Along the Same Line

• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• AC — Acceptable Content
• AYW — As you were
• ITM — In the Money
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• BL — Belly Laugh
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• :{ }: — Two people talking
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• 3 — Three
• SUL — See You Later
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• XS — In excess of
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• WK — Week
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• HAHA — Laughing
• CUA — Common User Access
• GI — Good Idea
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• FF — Fish Flingers
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• EOS — End of Show
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• ISO — In Support Of
• %V — Picasso
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• GM — Good Match
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• GD — Good duel
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• YNK — You Never Know
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• CBOW — Crystal Bow
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)

• WF — Way Fun
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• CRAWL — To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• PASS — Password
• %*} — Inebriated
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• @== — Atomic bomb
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• 10 — Ten
• NOOB — New person
• IMPOV — In My Point of View
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• -:-) — Punk
• B/F — Boyfriend
• POOF — Good-bye
• FB — Fucking buddy
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• MMK — okay?
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• R8 — Rate
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• SL — Squad Leader
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• KMA — Kiss my *a*
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• :-J — Tongue in cheek
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• OD — OverDose
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• IF — In (the) Front
• G — gee
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• BA6 — Basics

• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• GUD — Good
• 6S — success
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• AGN — Again
• CAM — Camera
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• AYDY — Are you done yet?
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• GJ — Good Job
• GG — Go Girl
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• :--------) — Batman
• W4U — Waiting for You
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• DUCT — Did You See That
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• PWNED — Owned
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• NA — No Access
• TTM — To the Moderator
• BIF — Before I Forget
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• BB — Bathroom break
• PWN — To own
• (:-* — Kiss
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• CBALL — Cannonball
• MO — Momentum on
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• NTK — Nice to Know
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• GL2U — Good Luck To You
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• :-K — Puzzlement
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• GM — Good Move
• :-' — Undecided
• KC — Kill Count
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• POS — Person Over Shoulder

• EL — Evil Laugh
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• AV8 — Aviate
• : - )… — Drooling
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• DYFI — Did you find it
• NMP — Not My Problem
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• BCOS — Because
• KFY — Kiss For You
• 1 — One
• :D/ — Dancing
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• :-(0) — Shouting
• PCM — Please Call Me
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• OOTD — One of These Days
• SH — Same Here
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• :-* — Kissing Smiley
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• CY — Calm Yourself
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• LUV — Love Ur Voice
• LMTD — Limited
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• NC — Nice Crib (Home)
• * — Kiss
• AIW — As It Were
• RTG — Ready to Go
• CW — Castle Wars
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• MOF — Male or Female
• GFI — Go For It
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• W — Wink

• %-{ — Ironic
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• NM — No Message
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• :-~) — Having a cold
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• ATW — All the Web
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• NV — envy
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• KK — Okey
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• NCG — New College Graduate
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• /(00)/ — Spider
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• 8-) — Bandit
• HV — Have
• :-( — Sad
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• :-O — Appalled
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• 8-P — Yuck!
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• :-6 — Exhausted
• HBO — Home Box Office
• Q — Queue
• DE — Dead End
• JJA — just joking around
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• BOB — Back Off Bastard
• JP — Jackpot
• CRB — Come Right Back
• GIRL — Guy in Real Life
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• THANQ — Thank You
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual

• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• L8RS — Laters
• DT — Desert Treasure
• GFU — Good for You
• LYB — Love You Babe
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• PHKR — fucker
• CYO — See You Online
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• F — Female
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• %-) — Dazed
• 2GETHA — together
• 8 — Ate
• PLD — Played
• EMSG — Email Message
• CMUTE — commute
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• BOB — Back off buddy
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• G8 — Gate
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• CIAO — Good-bye
• :O) — Clown
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• :-D — Laugher
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• HMOFG — Holy mother of fucking god
• ASN — Arcane stream necklace
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• ND — Nice double
• PROGGY — computer program
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn

• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• SUM1 — Someone
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• KNIM — Know What I Mean
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• IBT — In Between Technology
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• 10C — Tennesse
• BB — Blue Base
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• () — Hugging
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• FWIR — From what I remember
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• @:) — Elvis
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• IMS — I Must Say
• (:- — Unsmiley
• NYM — New York Minute
• LTS — Laughing to self
• :-R — Raspberry
• (%) — Yin Yang
• :-* — Bitter
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• KIA — Know It All
• PZ — peace
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• BWO — Black White or Other
• *S* — smile
• PESS — Pure essence
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• JP — Just playing 
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• TNT — dynamite
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• WUW — What U Want

• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• FTASB — Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• MB — Maybe Baby
• BEOS — Nudge
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• :-D — Grinning
• SOS — Some over shoulder/same old situation
• MU — Miss Universe
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• L2P — Learn to play
• BOT — Robot
• :-D — Laughing
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• IAE — In Any Event
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• BIB — Boss is back
• P — Partner
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• := — Beaver
• NECRO — Necromancer
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• GM — Got Milk?
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• L2G — Like to go
• ;-<> — Drooling
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• GG — Brother
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• GMV — Got My Vote
• ARDY — Ardougne
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• TAH — Take A Hike
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• GTFO — Get the freak out
• SOF — Squeal of Fortune
• #:-O — Shocked
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• 2M2H — Too much too handle

• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• OOH — Out of Here
• ;-Q — Smoking smiley
• :-F — Sticking out tongue
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• MOTO — Master Of The Obvious
• %(|:-) — Propeller-head
• GT — Good Try
• F2P — Free-to-play
• YD — Yesterday
• PW — Persistent World
• AE — area-effect
• DR — didn't read
• DK — Dagannoth Kings
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• :-6  — Exhausted, Wiped Out
• RB — Red Base
• :-X — in love
• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• BPLM — Big Person Little Mind
• :-{ — Mustache
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• AB, AB-ER — Anti-ban, Anti-botter
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• CU2 — See You Too
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• KIR — Keep It Real
• DH AXE — Dharok's Greataxe
• (:>])( )( ) — Snowman
• GAC — Get A Clue
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• :-) — priest
• M/F — Male/Female
• CM — Call Memory
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• (_8(|) — Homer Simpson
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• FUBAR — Fucked up beyond all recognition
• : ( — Sad
• BBNS — Big bones
• WEED — Marijuana

• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• NAT — Nature rune
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• UNEEK — unique
• 8-[ — Frayed nerves
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• POOF — I have left the chat
• :-X — Not saying a word
• NM — Nothing Much
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• 8-) — Smiling with Glasses
• DP — Drop party
• DM — deathmatch
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• AA — Ask About
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• WAB — What A Bummer
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• TMA — Take My Advice
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• CP — Cross post
• AIS — As I Said
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• DGT — Don't go there
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• DAG — Dagannoth
• DK — Dorgesh-Kaan
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• >U — screw you!
• :-@! — Cursing
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• GGS — Group gatestone
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• :-Q~ — Smoking
• CMON — Come-On
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• 8-# — Death
• ECTO — Ectofuntus
• &:-) — Curly Hair
• N/S — no shit
• CX — Cancelled
• WE — whatever
• MEH — so-so

• 8:-) — Little Girl
• G2R — Got to Run
• ICBW — I Could Be Wrong
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• :-S — Don't know what to say
• 8-] — Wow!
• TA — Thanks Again
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• $-) — Money Eyes
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• :'-( — Crying
• URW — You Are Welcome
• P2P — Pay to play
• FW — Forward
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• NET — Internet
• LESSER — Lesser demon
• **POOF** — bye
• AIIC — As If I Care
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• @}---,--- — A rose
• :P~~ — Drooling
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• D:-) — Wearing a baseball hat
• D:-) — Smiling with cap
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• :-} — Mischievous smile
• "8*# — drunk
• GAS — Got A Second
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• SMOP — Small Matter of Programming
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• 8-O — Astonished
• 10SE — Tennesse
• GD&RVVF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• ASIG — And so it goes
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• 8:-) — Glasses on head

• BRBB — be right back bitch
• ITYK — I thought you knew
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• GLA — Good Luck All
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• :-J — Smirk
• :X — Hear no evil
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• IB — In (the) Back
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• :-.) — Cindy Crawford
• FRAG — fragments
• ABT2 — About To
• BAY — Back at ya
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• LISP — Lost in Stupid Parenthesis
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• AH — Armadyl-Helm
• KK — Kalphite King
• :-{)} — Smile with moustache and beard
• GOWI — Get On With It
• (_)3 — beer mug
• NS — Nice score
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• IMI — I Mean It
• N — In
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• :{ — Having a hard time
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• DD — Due Diligence
• <|-) — Chinese
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• JML — Join me later
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• :-)8: — Woman
• BRAC — Bracelet
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• :-) )-: — Masking theatrical comments
• N00B — Newbie
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• FUM — Fucked Up Mess
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get

• WWY — Where Were You?
• IIUC — If I Understand Correctly
• AB2 — Abandoned floors set 2
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• NHL — National Hockey League
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• ; ) — Wink
• ;( — Crying
• 6UAL — Sexual
• 99 — Parent No Longer Watching
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• GR — Good Race
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• DF — Don't even go there
• &-| — Crying
• N2M — Not Too Much
• BRASSY — Verac's brassard
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• :-M — speak no evil
• CHOP — Clan Hopping
• ARMA — Armadyl
• AB — Armadyl boot
• KC — Keep Cool
• G/F — girlfriend
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• MAIN — A player's main character
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• MTA — Mage Training Arena
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• JDI — Just Do It
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• :=) — Two noses
• RTNTN — Retention
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• CRE8 — Create
• CMMN — Communication
• OVR — OVeRlay
• IC — In-Character
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• :-V — Talking
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• BOF — Boring Old Fart

• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• NRN — No response necessary
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• :-] — Blockhead
• GAP — Got A Picture
• JAD — Just Another Day
• OT — Other Topic
• B10 — Beaten
• BL8D — belated
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• CUA — See You Around
• BB — Blue Baseball
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• @:-) — Wearing A Turban
• IDI — I Doubt It
• GG — Gotta Go
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• IYKWIMAI — If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do
• *^_^* — Huge Dazzling Grin
• :-W — Talking with two tongues
• (:-) — Big Face
• YD — You'Re Dead
• :-|| — Angry (Original Smiley)
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• SB — Should Be
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
• CMXI — 911
• SETE — Smiling Ear to Ear
• :-" — Whistling
• OAUS — On An Unrelated Subject
• :~-( — Crying
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• D — Dragon
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• (:-D — Blabber Mouth
• TPC — The Phone Company
• — Grin
• NANA — Not now, no need
• :-R — Sticking tongue out
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan

• =; — talk to my hand
• %- ) — Confused
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• :-< — Cheated
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• IWIAM — Idiot wrapped in a moron
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• ACDNT — Accident
• ADMINR — Administrator
• HHO1/2K — Ha-ha, only half kidding
• WRU — Who Are You
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• =(_8^(1) — Homer Simpson
• (O.O) — Owl
• SC — Stay Cool
• IMTM — I am the man
• ? — I don't understand what you mean
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• NO1 — No-One
• GL&GH — good luck and good hunting
• BYOC — Bring Your Own Computer (play On BYOB)
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• CSW — can't see why
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• SK8R — Skater
• SSINF — So stupid it's not funny
• RUT — Are You There?
• :-{) — Smile with moustache
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• :-| — Determined
• DITYID — Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
• PS — Photoshop
• IHTG — I Have To Go
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• %-) — silly
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• DILLIGAF — Do I look like I give a *freak*?
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• ######:O) — Marge Simpson 
• =^D — Big grin

• BSS — Blessed Spirit Shield
• ATS — About to sprout
• ( ):^) — Marge Simpson 
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• AWGTHTGT — Are we going to have to go through this again?
• <:-| — Monk
• IGTP — I Get The Point
• :-O — Mouth Open
• DFS — Dragonfire shield
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• IJWTS — I Just Want To Say
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• GM — General Maintenance
• ;;) — flirt
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• IBTL — In Before the Lock
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• HH — Hold Hands
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• SHIT — Sure Happy It's Thursday
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• GJIAGDVYCN — Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• BG — Bandos Gloves
• JAM — Just A Moment
• THT — Think happy thoughts
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• AZ — Armoured zombies
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• LAMER — A know-nothing, one who is lame.
• BMB — bite my bum
• (8-{)} — Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
• :8) — Pig
• AISB — As It Should Be
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• CLS — Chaotic longsword
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• :-|| — Very angry
• =|:-)= — Uncle Sam

• TMK — To My Knowledge
• FV — Front View
• AVS — Aviansie
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• AMF — All My Fault
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• DYLM — do you like me
• B — Before
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• :-( — disappointed face
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• MAXED — reached level
• :-~| — A cold
• 2M8O — tomato
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• TXT — Text
• BAS — Big butt smile
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• 2BH — to be honest
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• D — Diathermy
• ASB — Attention Seeking Behaviour
• :-& — Sick
• DUR — Do You Remember
• :-[ — Vampire
• HHB — Hexhunter bow
• URTM — You Are the Man
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• (((H))) — Big Hug
• CIO — Cut It Out
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• :0 — Surprised
• **** — Popcorn
• HO — Hold Over
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• 2-9T — tonight
• FTM — Forget the Manual
• BBQ — Barbeque
• :* — Kiss
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• HPK — Honour PKing
• AC — Anti-Crash
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• COF — Cone of Fire
• O — Over
• CAB — Taxi

• :/I — No smoking
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• F2P — Free to Play
• JW — Jumping worlds
• FM — Fine Magic
• :( ) — shouting
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• (((((NAME))))) — hug
• LL&P — Live Long and Prosper
• GR — Ghostly Robes
• IIR — If I Recall
• :`-( — Crying
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• YM — You're welcome
• DZRV — deserve
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• #-O — Doh!
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• $-0 — Writer only talks money
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• HAGS — Have A Good Summer
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• LAW — Law rune
• NR — Nice Roll
• 8:] — A Gorilla
• DMN — demon
• :-{) — With a moustache
• C-P — Sleepy
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• :-D~ — Heavy smoker
• =:-O — Scared
• GWS — Game was a success
• :-( ) — Smiling with mouth open
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• BOM — bitch of mine
• B/W — Between
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• (:-{~ — Beard - Long
• FUBAB — Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• HMWK — Homework
• DILLIGAD — Does It Look Like I Give A Damn
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• (.)(.) — Ms. Dos
• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• GMACE — Granite Mace
• BSK — Berserker

• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• IAT — I Am Tired
• CRBT — Crying Really Big Tears
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• -( — Shot Between The Eyes
• OYO — On Your Own
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• FIMH — Forever in My Heart
• WEP — Weapon
• HD — Hold down
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• LOLOL — Laughing Out Loud On-Line
• MWBRL — More Will Be Revealed Later
• :^O — Liar Liar
• $-) — Won the lottery
• 10QS — thanks
• FM — Farming
• LBAY — Laughing Back at You
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• N2M — Not to Mention
• AFIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• RLR — Earlier
• ILBCNU — I'll be seeing you
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• 4SALE — For sale
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• :**: — Returning kiss
• DR — Doctor
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• DIS — Disrespect
• IBRB — I Will Be Right Back
• FRAW — Free raws
• WGAF — Who Gives A Fuck?
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• BOL — Battle of Lumbridge
• KPC — Keeping Parents Clueless
• ISS — I Said So
• INMP — It's Not My Problem
• GSP — Game Service Provider
• KELDA — Keldagrim
• RD — Research and Development
• CYAL8R — See You Later
• :-(( — Really Sad
• IHU — I Hate You
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit

• F/F — face to face
• JMC — Join my clan
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• WKD — Weekend
• FIIK — Fuck If I Know
• ABFL — A Big Fat Lady
• :X — Kissing Smiley
• MDIAC — My Dad is a cop
• NUTN — Nothing
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• %-| — Been Up All Night
• URH — You are hot
• SOT — Short Of Time
• C-T — City
• WITW — What in the World?
• (-.-) — Sleeping
• BWS — Bandos warshield
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• AUTOER — A bot user
• FISHDO — Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
• DW — Darling wife
• *G* — Giggle
• PRON — pornography
• (((((:-{= — Rave Dude
• GTE — Teleport to the Group gatestone and end the dungeon
• :-/ — Confused
• MUAH — Multiple unsuccessful attemptshumor
• NAZ — Name, Address, Zip
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• 20 — Location
• G — Giggle
• IHAIM — I Have Another Instant Message
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• >:-( — Angry
• I2 — I too
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• :-P — Tongue sticking out
• NE — Anyway
• 86 — Over
• ATW — At The Weekend
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• %-} — Dizzy
• OG — Original Guild
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• :-)--- — Thin, skinny
• GTFOOMF — Get the fuck out of my face
• BITMT — But in the Meantime
• STR8N — straighten

• (Y) — liking
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• UDR — other
• ,-) — Winking Smiley. You don't mean it, even if you are joking
• YM — You Mean ...
• ONL — Online
• MOOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• FY&TSYRIO — Fuck You and The Sysop You Rode In On
• MEZ — Mesmerize
• (-: — Left handed smile
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• GF — Grandfather
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• FROST — Frost Dragon
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
• L33T — Elite
• IDGW — in a good way
• KITE — Kiteshield
• HDYWTDT — how do you work this dratted thing
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• ICUR — I See You Are
• =:-H — Football player
• :-@ — French Kiss
• :-(E — Sloppy eater
• ROFLMAOWTIME  — ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
• :-)8 — Dolly Parton
• FAF — Funny as *freak*
• (|X0||) — Big Mac 
• HLF — High level forums
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• FIWDIM — Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday..
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• AOAS — All of A Sudden
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• GSB — Gravite shortbow
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• GLGH — Good luck and good hunting
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• ;^) — Smirking
• ABITHIWT — A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• &:-) — Ace Ventura
• ANCIENTS — Ancient Magicks
• &:-) — Bad Hairday
• CMA — Corrupted Morrigan's throwing axe
• :-))) — Very Happy
• IA8 — I already ate

• HOT4U — hot for you
• :-] — Smile
• GH — Green Hills
• LOOL — Laughing Outragously Out Loud
• FROOB — Free-to-play noob.
• EIP — Editing in progress
• PL8 — Plate
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• LHM — Lord Help Me
• G1 — Good One
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• IMBL — It must be love
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• LIFE — Ring of life
• FFRD — Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
• WDYK — What Do You Know?
• FYT — Fight Your Ticket
• :' — Crying
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• WRK — Work
• GDR — Grinning, ducking, and running
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• DLBBB — Don't let the bed bugs bite
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• >:D< — hugging
• 10SION — tension
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• #:-) — From a person with matted hair
• INC — INcoming Call
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• &: ) — Curly haired smiling girl
• :^D — Happy, approving
• DDS — Dragon Dagger (P )
• KOS — Kid Over Shoulder
• DD — Dragon dagger
• QQ — crying eyes
• :-{} — Lip stick
• ELE — Elegant clothing
• EL8D — elated
• IUTHALORFH — I Used to Have A Lot of Respect for Her
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• MOOS — Member of Opposite Sex
• CSY — Can't Stop Yawning
• GTGP — Got to Go Pee
• HAGU — Have A Good 'Un
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• BIC — Back In Character
• <:-) — nun

• DDP — Dragon dagger poisoned
• ES — Erase screen
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• :( — Frown
• OU — I owe you
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• GV — Group Vengeance
• DL — Darklight
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• *<<<< — Christmas Tree
• BTYCL — Bootycall
• LOML — Light Of My Life
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• BF — Brain fart
• %%- — lucky
• BXPW — Bonus XP Weekend
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• EOC — Evolution of Combat
• ZMG — Oh My God
• AIR — As I recall
• :-)~ — Tongue sticking out
• :-O — Surprised
• LBS — Leaf-bladed sword, Leaf-bladed spear
• GGU2 — good game you two
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• FOAG — Fuck Off And Google
• HLA — Hola
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• CLUE — Clue scroll
• IIMAD — If it Makes Any Difference
• AAF — As a matter of fact
• FI — Fall in
• SWG — Scientific Wild Guess
• OMW — Oh my word
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• ASLA — Age/sex/location/availability
• :D — big smile
• SOL — Shit Out Of Luck
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• 8-) — Masked Man.
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• DBONES — Dragon bones
• GWHTLC — Glad we had this little chat
• L:) — Wearing hat sideways
• IAAA — I Am An Accountant
• :Z — Sick
• %*@:-( — Hungover with headache

• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• IAAL — I Am A Lawyer
• QS10 — question
• GMC — Garage Man's Companion
• GAB — Getting A Beer
• MMFD — Meet me for dinner.
• DUST — Did You See That?
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• :-) , — I have an outy
• GOS — Gay Or Straight
• LS — LootShare
• DRK — Dark Red Kidney Bean
• POT — Potion
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• FBFR — FaceBook friend
• HWS(PEST) — Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
• CN — Seen
• >: -| — Cross
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• AAK — Always at keyboard
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• W3 — World Wide Web
• LDO — Like, duh obviously
• LP — Login/Password
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• HMS — HOME MADE SMILEY
• LSP — LootShare potential
• LSV — Language, sex and violence
• FOS — Full of crap
• EZ — Easy Zapping
• :-3 — Handlebar Mustache
• 8) — Frog
• YL — you 'll live
• ):-) — Smiley With Hair
• DOOD — dude
• FREM — Fremennik
• FIAT — Finds It Appalingly Tasteless
• C — Cool
• CRZ — Cruise
• IIT — Is It Tight?
• LOLWTF — Laughing out loud "What the *freak*?"
• AT — At Your Terminal
• CERT — Certification Point
• FU — *Freak* you
• GM — General Maintenance Aptitude Area
• BTTT — Back To The Top

• (//_') — emo
• THNX 1.0 — Thanks a Million
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• 2MFM — to much for me
• LURKER — Someone who frequents a Usenet group without participating in discussions
• (#) — Waffle
• :-& — Writer only want to hear himself
• MAGE — Magic skill
• FUBB — Fouled Up Beyond Belief. Polite version. An old acronym that is just as useful today as when first devised. Probably originated in the 2nd World War.
• MOM — Mysterious Old Man
• WTM — Who's the man
• >:-< — Angry
• IANAC — I Am Not A Crook
• *<|:O)> — Santa Claus
• 8-) — Zombie
• NC — New Conglomerate
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• BHL8 — Be home late
• NEWB — Newbie
• MSB — Magic shortbow
• HYT — height
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• LONG — Longsword
• EZY — Easy Jet
• ILTNMMAMOTC. HYCFAPMSFTJ — I'd like to nominate Mike Meyer as moderator of that conference. Honestly you couldn't find a person more suited for the job.
• EDGE — Edgeville
• DNC — Do not compute
• BMW — Big Money Wasted
• LSED — loot shared
• COS — Crown of Seasons
• DYOFDW — Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
• C/P — Cross Post
• 8(:-) — Mickey Mouse
• #-) — Partied All Night (Original Smiley)
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• IUTHALORFH — I Used to Have A Lot of Respect for Him
• TQ — Te Quiero
• OOTO — Out of the office
• :-# — Lips are Sealed
• G2H — Gravite 2h sword
• ?-( — Black Eye
• J/O — Jack Off
• 8-} — crazy
• MUNG — Mash Until No Good
• CA — Chaos altar temple
• HT — Home teleport
• HTH — Happy to Help
• 4AYN — for all you know

• MUD — Multi User Domain
• IAG — It's All Good
• TP — Team Player
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• % { — Lost a Fight
• B-) — Wearing Glasses
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• ETE — ear to ear
• BFG — Big fuck grin
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• 8<:-) — Wizard
• CSS — Counter-Strike Source
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• SME1 — Some One
• HIOOC — Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• BIO — Bathroom break
• SIIN — Shit if I Know
• : [ — sad
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• ):-) — Unibrow
• OTF — On the Floor (laughing)
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• GGP — Gotta Go Pee
• AFRO — Natural bush-like hairstyle
• (8-) — Homer Simpson 
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• MOI — Method of Injury
• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• =P~ — Drooling
• KIS(S) — keep it simple (stupid)
• ELE — Chaos Elemental
• QS — Quick Start
• ITRO — In the Reality of
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• QIK — Quick
• (: ) — Bald smiley
• EIE — Enough Is Enough (Great Falls, VA)
• PTB — Please Text Back
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• GD — Green Dragon
• HP — Health Points
• GD&ARVVF — grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY FAST!
• IAYM — I Am Your Master
• >: - ( — Angry, yet sad
• QSO — Conversation
• NAK — Nursing at keyboard
• LFD — Left for day
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass

• :@ — screaming
• LTR — Learn to Read
• HSIK — How Should I Know?
• :-# — Razes
• MGT — Move gatestone
• (:::::[]:::::) — Band Aid
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• STFU — Shut The Fucked Up
• FUD — Face up deal
• MOSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• MOT — Mug of Tea
• 2C4U — to cool for you
• ALLWANSU — All I want is You
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• LAMER — Gamer that abuses game play with others
• SUTH — So use to haters
• :-S — Makes No Sense
• ==--- — knife
• (:- — Blank Expression
• FRAG — To kill another player
• DNT — Don't
• G4C — Going For Coffee
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• LSHIPMP — Laughing So Hard I Pissed My Pants
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• O — Over to You
• AFPOE — A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
• NFS — Not For Sale
• LAG — slow Internet speeds
• X — Exchange
• *<|:-) — Santa Claus
• 5:O — Elvis
• IE — Id Est (that is)
• YGBKM — You've got to be kidding me
• FFS — For *freak'*sakes
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• 3:] — Pet Dog
• AYW — As you want
• (:::X:::) — Plaster
• :-| — Board
• HF — Hello Friend
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• 8*) — Clown
• BB — Bebi / Baby
• FOS — Freedom Of Speech
• EDUC8 — educate

• MD — Melee Distance
• <|:O) — Clown 
• >:-@! — Angry and swearing
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• (     ):^) — Marge Simpson
• ANFAWFOS — And Now a Word From Our Sponsor
• LIMH — laughing in my head
• CD-ROM — Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
• LMABO — laughing my ass back on
• (:-) — Bald smiley
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• FIIOOH — Forget It I'm Out of Here
• BASIC — Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
• IASTIHTTYT — I am surprised that I have to tell you that
• MOI — Moments of Insanity
• :O — or realization of an error
• N/M — Never Mind
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• /:-) — raise eyebrow
• :- — Sceptical
• (:-( — Very Unhappy
• OTB — Off To Bed
• HERB — Herblore
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• IIMA — If I May Ask
• YA — Yet Another
• :-(=) — Message from a person with big teeth.
• EZ — Easy Listening
• DS — Double Shot
• CAS — Crack A Smile
• FLA — four-letter acronym
• IAAD — I Am A Doctor
• GD&RAFAP — grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
• :) — smiling face
• CAM — Camelot
• :-S — That is really disgusting
• <;;;;;;;;;;;|===0 — Sword
• IAMF — It's All My Fault
• IGNORE — Ignore list
• @<):O) — Clown
• TTB — Trips to bank
• (:)-) — scuba diver
• GLBT — Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
• :-' — Has A Dimple
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• (::()::) — band aide
• S — Smile
• :-| — Unfazed
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• LARGE — Full helm, Large dungeoneering floor

• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• B/G — Background
• :D — Expresses jovial happiness
• TDS — Tormented demons
• NF — Nucking Futs
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• L33T — Leet
• .......... — speechless
• KS — Korasi's sword
• -(:-) — the pope
• FOT — Full Of Tripe
• T — Think Positive
• :O) — Smiley with a big nose
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• :O — Singing
• ILSHIBAMF — I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
• GD&RVF — grinning, ducking and running very
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• CR — Chaotic rapier
• CITI — Clan Citadels
• ;^) — Winking
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• >>: -) — A Klingon
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• *T* — tickle
• 10SON — tension
• FMCDH — From My Cold Dead Hands
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• :-W — Forked Tongue
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• EEE — Enhanced excalibur
• SLIRK — Smart Little Rich Kid
• :-------) — Viagra smile
• Q — Question
• ICAM — I Couldn't Agree More
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• :C — Very Sad Smiley
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• ICCL — I Could Care Less
• (@@@@):^) — Marge Simpson
• W/B — Welcome Back
• 2H4T — Too hot for text
• : [ — Bored
• FIF — *Freak* I'm funny
• WEBO — Webopedia
• :( — Expresses unhappiness
• : | — sad
• (U) — Unstrung, unenchanted, uncharged, etc
• RQ — RageQuit
• DTC — Damn This Computer

• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• HHIS — Hanging Head In Shame
• EOD — End Of Debate
• 1336 — doesn't play well
• AASHTA — As Always Sheldon Has the Answer
• 2 — The Administrator of The Village
• DTTD — Don't Touch That Dial
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• FXION — affection
• :-C — Really Unhappy
• SED8 — sedate
• 8-) — Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
• FBH — Federal Bureau of Hackers
• >"-[ [ [ [ ~~~ — alligator
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
• MIPS — Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
• GW — Goal Weight
• LPOT — Lobster pot
• FBF — Fat boy food
• : | — Bored
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
• SG — Soulgazer
• EWG — Evil Wicked Grin
• IAG — I Am Gay
• IAO — I am out
• HP — Hitpoints
• IUM — If You Must
• HHO12K — Ha ha, only half kidding)
• FOOMCL — Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
• HW — Hardware Wars
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• PB — Pernix boots
• :*) — Drinking Every Night
• BIOYIOB — blow it out your I/O port
• GTSY — Great to See You
• GMBA — Giggling My Butt Off
• -:-) — priest
• 4 — Afghan afghani
• >-) — Evil Grin
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• L2G — Love to go
• GLE1 — Good Luck Everyone
• :< — Very Sad Smiley.
• CMB — Combat Maneuver Bonus
• OP — On phone
• :) — joke
• 8-) — Wearing (sun) glasses
• ILN — It Looks Nice
• B-)===> — ZZ Top
• YW — You are welcome

• OFN — Old Fucking News
• ILIWTPCT — I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
• :) — Happy Smile
• CR8 — Crate
• ------{--@ — Rose
• :-<> — Surprised
• :-) — doctor
• 8-X — Skull
• FOAFOAG — Father of A Friend of A Girlfriend
• ADS — Aim Down Scope
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• LIB — Liberator
• LAB&TYD — Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
• *H* — hug
• (_) — Mug
• )8-) — Scuba Diver
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• THX, THN — Thanks
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• :(:) ) — Happy pig
• <@:0) — Clown 
• AF — April Fool's
• :-}) — Handlebar Mustache
• :-~) — Got a flew
• 8-O — Surprised
• HOHA — HOllywood HAcker
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• PUBS — Public gaming rooms
• BBLBNTSBO... — be back later but not to soon because of...
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• DOE — Daughter of Eve
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• N/M — Nothing Much
• LIK — liquor
• WTMTOYH — Way too much time on your hands
• HUA — Head Up Ass
• SQ — Square shield
• GIAR — Give It A Rest
• LHU — Lord Help Us
• HUA — Heads Up Asshole
• HTHBE — Hope This Has Been Enlightening
• 2C4SKOOL — to cool for school
• FAB — Features/attributes/benefits
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• <:-) — cone head
• >>:-<< — Furious
• :-(*) — Makes Me Sick
• G2B — Going to bed
• EI — Eat it
• BYU — Bayou

• LAB — life's a bitch
• CYEP — Close Your Eyes Partner
• =W= — whatever
• 7:^] — Ronald Reagan
• *:O) — Clown
• RA — Research Assistant
• :S — loss of words
• :(|) — Monkey
• LNT — lost in translation
• *-:) — light bulb
• BARRAGE — Ice Barrage
• :-)B — Dolly Parton
• I-) — asleep
• <¦-) — Chinese person
• *<:-{{{ — Santa Claus
• DN — Downtown Neighborhood
• MMHA2U — My Most Humble Apologies To You
• :-> — vicious
• LMFAO — Laughing my freaking *a* off
• EF4T — Effort
• TK — Tcl-based Toolkit
• UL — You Will
• DUR? — Do You Remember?
• :-? — Thinking
• POW — Prisoner of war
• @:-) — Wavy Hair
• 4 — Quad
• ICOCBW — I Could of Course Be Wrong
• MCBTY(SN) — My Computer is Better than Yours (So Nyerrr)
• HYLMS — hate you like my sister
• HH — Hellhounds
• (O--< — A fishy message...
• DGA — Don't go anywhere
• CB — Corporeal Beast
• GPF — Go Puke, Fast
• VWD — Very Well Done
• ((())) — Lots of hugging
• :-< — Very sad
• TWT — Twat!
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• :]~~~~~~* — Frog catching a fly
• 44UM — foresome
• GD&ARF — grinning, ducking and running FAST!
• FTL — For the Loss
• MIPS — Meaningless Information Per Second
• TTTT — To Tell The Truth
• DGTG — Don't Go There Girlfriend
• CSA — Cool Sweet Awesome
• TM — Time
• FUDFUCT — fear, uncertainty and doubt

• LEGS — Platelegs
• WUT — what
• :~/ — Mixed Up
• 2CUL — to cool
• HNL — Hole nother level
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• MAUL — Granite maul
• LOLLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
• -O  — Bored
• TM — Thread Mangler
• %/ — Alcohol drink
• ADBB — All done, bye-bye
• PFT — Pretty *freaking* tight
• @@@@ :-) — Marge Simpson 
• RG — Re-group
• AIAMU — And I am a money's uncle
• BBBG — Bye-bye, be good
• CDBF — Chaos Dwarf Battlefield, the location of Chaos dwarf hand cannoneers.
• MA — Mobilising Armies
• D — Diphtheria
• :-6 — Eating Something Spicy
• 2ISHN — tuition
• (-: — Happy Smile
• BYOH — Bat You On A Head
• :-T — Pouting
• :( ) — Loudmouth, talks all the time
• >8D — crazed laughter
• BS — Bow strings
• AM — Antemeridian
• BMW — Bikes Made Wonderful
• BIOYA — Blow it out your *a*
• ;-( — Black eye
• PEBCAK — Problem exists between keyboard and chair
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• ZUP — What's up?
• :-{0 — Basic Mustache
• BAD — Bad As Designed
• CRIT  — critical hit
• WAY — What About You?
• AP — Armour Piercing
• :-C — Bummed Out
• -O — bored
• GIWIST — Gee, I Wish I Said That
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• TNL — To Next Level
• AGAN — As Good As New
• RCED — reconnected
• 3:@~ — Cow grazing
• <:-) — Dunce
• L8RG8R — Later Gator

• AS — Ape Shit
• :-)~~(-: — French Kiss
• N00B — Noobie
• 8 — Guide for Development of State and Local Emergency Operations Plans
• :^) — From a person with a large nose
• ---/--@ — rose
• ASB — Amazing Story Bro
• ///////8-) — Marge Simpson 
• :-)8< — Woman
• ACQSTN — Acquisition
• IDUNNO — I Don't Know
• FTMFWB — For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
• :( ) — Can't Stop Talking
• IOMH — In over my head
• BSEG — Big Shit Eating Grin
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• =* — Kiss
• FIIN — Fuck if I Know
• IDTT — I'll Drink to That
• CTS — CHANGING THE SUBJECT
• IDBI — I Don't Believe It
• FOAG — Father of A Girlfriend
• GD&REF&F — grinning, ducking and running even further and faster
• :-# — Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said...
• JOPP — Yup
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• WAI — What an Idiot
• E — Enemy
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• ,,L,  — the finger
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• :*) — Clowning
• <%-) — Cross eyed
• :-#/ — Wears braces
• FUMTU — Fucked Up More Than Usual
• CC — Control Console
• >:) — Devil
• :-#| — Bushy Mustache
• N/C — Not Cool
• CM@TW — catch me at the web
• :/ — Can't keep his mouth shut
• :-B — wearing regular glasses
• QL — Quit Laughing
• TOTL, TTL — total
• GREAT ITEM! — no one buys
• IGP — I got to go pee
• GAFIA — Get away from it all
• ~:O — baby
• >;-) — Devilish wink
• <):O) — cowboy

• MLB — Major League Baseball
• PK — Player Killer
• FTTYYGTS — Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
• FTRF — Fuck That's Really Funny
• 8^ — Chicken (Original Smiley)
• >@@@@8^) — Marge Simpson
• :-L — mad
• ESAL — Eat Shit And Live
• ONRY — ornery
• LF1M — Looking for 1 more
• HUYA — Head up your *butt*
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• EAPG — Early American Pressed Glass
• J4G — Just for Grins
• BUGS — Bloody User Generated Symptoms
• *<):O) — Clown
• <======3 — Penis
• M:-) — Saluting
• :*) — Drunk
• FW — Freeware
• OLL — Online Love
• JH — Jackhammer
• ST — Starting Weight
• MEH — shrugging shoulders
• :-)) — Really Happy
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• FYAD — Fuck You And Die
• ASL — Assistant Section Leader
• :-)~~~~ — French Kiss
• EYC — excitable, yet calm
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• >:-< — Mad
• NME — Enemy
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• QT — Quiet
• FU — fucked up
• @@@@:-) — Marge Simpson
• YRG — You Are Good!
• /:-) — Frenchman With A Beret
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• @}--{--{-- — Rose
• IITYWTMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• MOI — Message of Intent
• @};--- — Rose
• GREAT ITEM! — Every customer handles it
• GGOH — Gotta Get Out of Here
• :-A — Tongue Touching Nose
• =|:-)## — Uncle Sam
• DUSL — Do You Scream Loud?

• SWAK — Sent with A Kiss
• *K* — kiss
• N4C — enforce
• RUOK? — Are you okay?
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• BG8S — Bill Gates
• EOQ — End of Question
• MHDC(A) — My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
• PRFXN — perfection
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• >=^ P — Yuck
• **== — US-flag
• MR — Morel Rodríguez
• :@ — angry and swearing
• SQP — scoop
• @:-)B — What Madonna would look like with Elvis hair
• <¦Þ — Chinese person sticking out his tongue
• |-O — Yawning
• GGP — Gotta Go Piss
• MAG — Magrider
• DU — do you
• B-| — Pinocchio
• :-I — Semi-Smile
• TW — Team Work
• :-{#} — From a person with braces
• CB — Crazy baby
• KISS — Keep It Simple Sister
• PRT — Party
• GD&AW — grinning, ducking and weaving
• AFCAQTWCA — Any Fool Can Ask Questions the Wise Can't Answer
• AWOL — Away without leaving
• DITUIHIBMSL — Did I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately
• YTG — You're the greatest
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• LYLC — Love You Like Crazy
• TTT — Thought That Too
• Y — Yaw
• HOIC — Hold On, I'm Coming
• TUI — Turning You in
• ITAM — It's The Accounting, Man
• 3--- — fork
• GD&H — Grinning, Ducking, & Hiding
• SWORD — Swordfish
• FIIK — Freaked If I Know
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• DGARA — Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• TALLY — Talisman
• 8(:-) — Walt Disney
• BB — to be, baby
• :-I — Smoking

• TSNF — That's So Not Fair
• IAIM — in an Irish minute
• AOM — Age of Majority
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• BAG — Busting A Gut
• DNPM — Darn Near Pissed Myself
• CS — Change subject
• CP — Copy Protection
• ST — Star Trek
• DMMGH — don't make me get hostile
• IG2R — I got to run
• FYDITM — Fuck you directly in the mouth
• :-)*(-: — kiss
• HABU — Have A Better Understanding
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• JSNM — Just Stark Naked Magic
• BAF — Brought a friend
• DWF — Dark Warriors'Fortress
• FOMC — Falling Off My Chair
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronyms
• BOM — *b* of mine
• URAQT! — you are a cutie!
• SUP? — What's up?
• TG — That's Great
• :P — Disgusted
• =|:-)= — Abraham Lincoln
• X-( — Just died
• FUA — Fucked Up Again
• BTB — Bones to Bananas
• AYPI? — and your point is?
• =^..^= — Cat
• *~<]:O)@@ — Clown
• WE — WeekEnd
• BISD — Built-in shit detector
• BSEG — Big Shit Eating A Grin
• :3-] — Dog
• @-}-- — Rose
• << |:-)>> — Saint-Nicolas
• :-I — Half smile
• KISS — Keeping It Sweetly Simple
• 3:(:) ) — Cow
• GGE1 — Good game, everyone
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• (^~^~^) — Hot woman's behind
• REHI — Hello Again
• GTH — Guthix
• OB — Oh Baby
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• BAIC — Boy Am I Confused
• :] — Talk to me

• <:-) — Dumb questions
• @}---- — A rose
• KOK — Knock Out Kings
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• :-|/:-I — poker face
• ESAD — Eat *S* and die!
• HOMPR — Hang on Mobile Phone's Ringing
• GBH&K — great big huh and kisses
• <:| — Dunce
• QSL — Reply
• AIR — Adult in room
• ADIH — Another day in heel
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• %' — Hangover
• GGP — Got to go pee
• IMPE — In my previous/personal experience
• :-)^< — Man
• <{:-) — Party smiley
• X-( — You're Mad!
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Freaking Thing
• 2B|^2B — Message about Shakespeare
• =:-) — alien
• NIXON — Equivalent of shit, ie. "Take a Nixon"
• :O) — pig
• ? — I Have A Question
• DEWK — Dead end
• KNOW — Knowledgeable Network of Women
• *<:O) — Clown (Original Smiley)
• D:-) — Baseball Cap
• LOLPODS — Rocket pods mounted on ESFs
• CATCH — Come Again, That Can't Help
• >:-> — Devilish
• DILLIGAFF — Do I look Like I give a Flying Figment?
• WOFTAM — Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
• TS — Tough Shit
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• G2CU — Good to see you
• GMAO — Giggling My Ass Off
• IWAWO — I want a way out
• NOYFB — none of your fucking business
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• @:-) — Hajji
• WAN2 — Want To
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• LULT — Love you long time
• TTWIG — That's The Way It Goes!
• COBOL — Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic :-)
• IVL — In Virtual Live
• FASN8 — fascinate
• 4 — Quartic

• >8-D — Evil crazed laughter
• DH — Dumb Hubby
• WINDOWS — Will Install Needless Data On Whole System. Classic ironic 'backronym'. Perhaps a little unfair, but need we say more?...
• 8-| — looking around
• ST — Such That
• KS — Kill then steal
• FOCL — falling of chair laughing
• YR — Your Room
• FREQ — freak
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• 4ORD — ford
• FC — Full card
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• OTW — On the Whole
• :-Q — Smoking
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• CUOL — See You OnLine
• DEGT — Darling daughter
• ? — Huh?
• WT — What?
• ILUM — I love you man
• ==):-)= — Abraham Lincoln
• ~ :-( — Steaming mad
• DUHWIH — Do You Hear What I Hear?
• @@@@:) — Marge Simpson
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• MS — more of the same
• RTRMT — Retirement
• CRBT  — Crying really big tears 
• DL — Download Link
• LL — to hell
• YTM — You the Man
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• POQ — Piss Off Quickly
• 3:*> — Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
• /;-) — Heavy Eyebrows
• FIGMO — Forget It, I've Got My Orders
• 3< — Mouse
• :-|K- — Formal message.
• NMJC — Nothing Much, Just Chillin
• YVM — you're very welcom
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• NTK — Need To Know
• IHTG — I Hate To Go
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• MCG — Mini Chain-gun
• TOH — To Other Half
• C — Coolant

• V ARM — Varrock armour
• VRY — Very
• FOOBAR — Fucked up beyond all repair
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• FUCT — failed under continuas testing
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• BAIK — Boy Am I Confused
• ETC — Etceteria
• :-(=) — Bucktoothed
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• @};- — Rose
• WAWA — Where are we at
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• GRWG — Get right with God
• DENK — Dead end
• COBOL — Compiles Only By Odd Luck :-)
• PRT — Please Retweet
• BN — Being and Nothingness
• *<]:-))## — Santa Claus
• BR — Battle Rank
• <) — Pizza
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• BS — Bull Crap
• TOG — Tears of Guthix
• WUZ — was
• =D> — Applause
• :-> — Follows a really sarcastic remark
• GN — Going Nowhere
• BAS — Big A$$ Smile
• CB — Combat Balance
• GS — Good split
• MMOFPS — Massive Multi-player Online First Person Shooter
• :^) — Regular smile
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language :-)
• DILLIGAD — Does it look like I give a dick
• ><:> — A Turkey
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• |-( — Late night messages
• AI — Anti-Infantry
• @[_]~~ — Mug of HOT Coffee
• POP — Player-owned port
• AOL — America On a Leash
• RKBA — Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution)
• NUB — New Person To A Site, Game Or Venture (Newbie)
• :^{] — father
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• TD — Tower Defense
• FURTB — Full Up Ready to Burst
• IMOBO — In My Own Biased Opinion

• FICCL — Frankly I couldn't care a less
• HILIACACLO — help I lapsed into a coma and can't log off
• HIWTH — hate it when that happens
• YR — Why Are
• :-)<| — Standing
• :@) — (happy) pig
• FOFL — Falling On The Floor Laughing
• IIWM — If it Were Mine
• WYGIWYG — What You Got Is What You Get
• TMOT — Trust Me On This
• CRS  — Can't remember *stuff*
• (%> — pizza
• RRR — Har, har, har
• DD — to the
• MR. — child and his age
• =%-O — Stared at Computer Too Long
• CMAP — Cover my *a* partner
• DG — Dungeoneering
• LB — Like bondage?
• TWITCH — Video game streaming website
• BUCK — Dollar
• =:O{= — d'Artagnan
• GAL — Galaxy Air
• ? — Confused
• :---) — Pinnochio
• TBL — Text back later
• SWAG — style
• RWT — Real World Trading
• TG — Thank goodness
• <<{:}} — Ice cream
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• STD — Seal The Deal
• FC'INGO — For crying out loud
• N2M — Nothing Too Much
• UT2L — You take too long
• (:/) — PacMan
• IANAA — I Am Not An Accountant
• MS — MapleStory, an MMORPG
• DEGT — Dear daughter
• FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
• EMSG — E-mail Message
• MNSG — Mensaje
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• HTB — Heavens To Betsy (for the older crowd)
• MOTOS — Member Of The Other Sex
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• LTLWDLS — Let's twist like we did last summer
• TLK2UL8R — Talk to You Later
• VSC — Very Soft Chuckle
• SAT — Sorry About That

• BOT — Any type of automated software in chatrooms and web-cataloging software
• GAMER — Video game player
• ICBW — It Could Be Worse
• IMPE — In My Previous Experience
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• WOOT — We Own the Other Team
• GRUIT — Get Reay yoU Impudent Thing
• @(*0*)@ — Koala bear
• DITUILIBMSL — Did I Tell You I Love IBMs Lately
• E — Aiee!, Yikes!
• G2TU — Got to tell u
• BRNC — Be right back, nature calls
• [-X — No no no
• PTO — Parent-Teacher Organization
• :)>- — Peace
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• HE — human engineering
• CTS — Consider the source
• :-> — Devilish
• OK — Okay
• @|-) — Meditating Smiley
• ESF — Empire-Specific Fighter
• MISS. — child and her age
• NBFAB — No bad for a beginner
• BDN — Big darn number
• YM — Young Manhattanite
• =====:} — Snake
• PM — Postmeridian
• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• <]:-) — happy witch
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• =:-( — Punk Not Smiling
• FEITCTAJ — *Freak* em if they can't take a joke
• :-()=0 — Fat smiley
• NG — New Game
• TG — Torva gloves
• (|0|) — hamburger
• SH^ — Shut up
• :©) — pig
• YA — Your Ass
• DH — Deaf Hubby
• PICK — Pickaxe
• YATB — You Are the Best
• KICK — Disconnect a player from a game
• — Yawning
• Q:-) — College graduate
• CRPG — Character Role Playing Game
• ?:-% — Elvis
• N00B — stupid new comer
• L — hell

• CLWARS — Clan Wars
• CLAN — Organized team of players
• HA — Heavy Assault
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Him
• OTF — On The Phone (Fone)
• @>--->---- — A rose
• GOL — Giggling Out Loud
• TFF — Too Freaking Funny
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• WUD — What's Up Dog
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• 4 — Antrak Air
• KNOW — Knowledge Network of the West
• (|0|0|) — double hamburger
• BF2 — Battlefield 2 (video game)
• <:>== — Turkey
• TFX — Traffic
• <:3)~~~~ — Mouse
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• ERND — earned
• WTH — Who the Heck
• LIMT — Laugh in my tummy
• NL — not likely
• S/U — shut up
• IMNSHO — In my not so humbleopinion
• [] — Hug
• %') — Very Tired
• VGG — Very Good Game
• FERR — Forum for Endurance Riders Ride
• QP — Quest Points
• YM — Young Manufacturing
• SYT — See You Tonight
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• `:-) — Raised eyebrow
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• :(:)( — Sad pig
• TPM — Tomorrow p.m.
• PB — Potty Break
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• XTC — Ecstasy
• GGOH — Gotta Get Outa Here
• <):) — Cowboy
• =^..^= — fox
• CRAPPLET — A poorly written computer application
• ?€?€ — hiding, staring in the dark.
• MFI — Mad For It
• <----D — bow and arrow
• ICEDI — I can't even discuss it
• AU — ANGLOGOLD LTD.

• GF — Great Fight
• TMWFI — Take My Word for It
• NMJC — Nothing Much Just Chilling
• PS — Playstation
• =):-) — Cowboy Bob 
• <(--)> — Puppy dog
• DGYF — Dick, girl, your fine
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• *<[:{) — Santa
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• SARA — Saradomin
• ^URS — Up Yours
• R — Restricted Audiences - under 17 years of age not permitted without parent/guardian
• MS — More Shit
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• WTMI — Way to much information
• VINE — Whip Vine
• <# — Cyclops
• %^> — Smiley by Picasso
• NPC — Non-playing character
• CC — seize
• U/C — Under Construction
• OK — All Correct
• ^ — Thumbs Up
• DURS — Dick, you are sexy
• NOOB — someone who is bad at games
• HHIS — Head hanging in shame
• BOM — Book of Morons
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• *-={:-)}}}> — Santa Claus
• ^5 — High-Five
• AH — The M30 Mustang Air Hammer.
• PERFECT — It is for all I know
• VLS — Vesta's longsword
• LISP — Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
• }{ — Face to face
• B-)===> — Bart Simpson
• SPAM — Squirrel Possum and Mouse
• LTOD — Laptop of death
• FHOF — Freeware Hall of Fame
• GFON — Good For One Night
• @>--;-- — A rose
• :-'| — Sniffles
• MSNUW — Mini-skirt, no underwear
• URAS — You Are a Star
• MR — more Reviews
• :->*<-: — french kiss
• WAB — What Another Bill
• ;-<> — I-want-to-kiss-you smiley

• PA — Pay Attention
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• U4E — Yours For Ever
• <{{{};->~ — Wizard
• MYT — Mighty River Power Limited (Australian Securities Exchange [ASX])
• ї~~ — wink
• OK — Oll Korrect
• MR — More Recipes
• DEC — Do Expect Cuts
• >:) — Little devil
• KONX — connects
• SK8NG — Skating
• MMIF — My Mouth Is Full
• SB — Smiling back
• ERS2 — Eres tz
• NFM — Not for Me
• :%)% — Has Acne
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• * — Robin Hood
• WUBU2 — What You Been Up To
• TA — Thank you
• LMMFAO — Laughing my mother freaking a** off
• :(#) — Has Braces
• GAFC — Get a *freaking* clue
• AV — Anti-Vehicle
• FML — *Freak* My Life
• WAYF — Where Are You From?
• DU2H — Damn yoU to Hell
• MUDE — mudder
• DND — Drag'N Drop
• YD — Yesterday's Dream
• RESQ — Rescue
• PAH — parents at home
• IWRBSOF — I would rather be set on fire
• YA — Your
• @>-- — Rose
• X-( — Angry
• DNIL — denial
• PZA — Pizza
• IGGP — I gotta go piss
• O — Oh
• PIMP — Pee(ing) In My Pants
• TOS — The Other Service
• RECOIL, ROR — Ring of Recoil
• P* — French kiss
• SNAFU — Situation normal, all fuck up
• TANKING — owning
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• SSH — Shadow Silk Hood
• POQADCB — Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back

• >:*) — Rudolph
• IMEZ — I'm easy
• X — Ecstasy
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• PRAY POT — Prayer Potion
• L2G — (would) Love to go
• GTGP — Got to go piss
• CLA6 — classics
• W00T — We Own The Other Team. Often Used As An Expression Of Joy.
• (>O-< — parachute jumping
• DUSTS — Dust devils
• PUKS — Pick Up Kids
• CB — Chat break
• EVRE1 — Everyone
• :^):< — Is Naked
• ROBIN — Robin Hood hat
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• =:~> — Bunny
• PDA — Personal display affection
• :)> — Smiley with beard
• O:-) — the pope
• @}->-- — Rose
• NSISR — Not Sure If Spelled Right
• WTFDIK — what the fuck do i know
• :-<> — Kissing Smiley
• REV — Revenant
• ZERG — To gang up on someone
• BA — Bad *a*
• MAC — Most Applications Crash
• RUUP4IT — Are You Up For It?
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• @--->--->-- — Rose with stem and leaves
• C — Complexity
• KNOW — KNOWLEDGEWARE, INC
• ;^? — Wigged Out
• ES — Empire Specific
• WDYS — What Did You Say?
• DSTR8 — Dick straight
• VW — Virtually Worthless
• <>--- — spoon
• O — Female
• QPC — Quest point cape
• <( @.@ )> — Owl
• *<]:-)#==> — Santa Claus
• TNT — Till Next Time
• >: [~ — Vampire
• W3 — Word Wide Web
• [:] — A Robot
• <*((((< — Fish

• WYGAM — When you get a minute
• >- — Female
• CS — Changing Seasons
• EE — to ease
• DL — dead link
• SUITM — See You In The Morning
• ?) — Lazy Eyed smiley
• WOM — Wise Old Man
• HORM1 — hormone
• DON — don't
• TYS — Told You So
• RSHD — RuneScape HD
• TOT — Thought
• S — Sigh
• NOWL — knowledge
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• TAV — Taverley
• ;-> — Devilish Wink
• ;-)} — Corporate-type guy
• SOT — Scheduled Overtime
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• LWOS — Laughing without smiling
• ZGS — Zamorak godsword
• RR — Rest and Relaxation
• (|:)> — Beatnik wearing a baret
• TFH — Torva Full Helm
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• NPS — no problem sweet)
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• TJM — That's Just Me
• TXT BAC — text back
• RYS — Are you single?
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• O — hugs
• RTFM — Read The Freaking Manual
• VER — Verac the Defiled's equipment
• ROTFLBTCUTS — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
• ROTFL(MAO) — Rolling On The Floor Laughing (My Ass Off)
• CB — Crazy *b*
• ------>- — bungee jumping
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• ROW — Ring Of Wealth
• }:-( — Toupee blowing in the wind
• WFS — Waterfiends
• POETS — Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
• UNID — Unidentified herb
• WITFITS — What In The Fuck Is This Shit
• XTLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• |-| — Asleep

• NTYMI — Now That You Mention It
• PU — That stinks!
• YMMV — Your Methods May Vary
• :->< — Puckered up to kiss
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• TTYS — Type To You Soon
• SK8TR — Skater
• TO — Take Over
• THRP — therapy
• SWH — Statius's warhammer
• TOTAL — Total level
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• WTFRU — Who The Fuck Are You
• SW — Says Whom
• ZBOW — Zaryte Bow
• ROFLOLTSDMC — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• NETHNG — Anything
• TASSY — Bandos tassets
• }: [ — Angry, frustrated
• >:-)~ — Devil
• ºOº — Mickey Mouse
• STFA — Search The Fucking Altavista
• TOC — Time on clock
• WGAFF — Who Gives A Flying Fuck
• NS — Nice split
• VS — Versus Star
• RTFF — Read The Fine Faq
• SNAIL MAIL — Normal paper mail service
• TAU — Thinking about u
• I — eye, I
• RC PKER — Runecrafter player killer
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• ROX — Rune mining site in high wildy.
• WUG — What You Got?
• >(::O> — An Alien
• VG — Virtus Gloves
• TH — Treasure Hunter
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• RTFI — Read the Friendly Instructions
• WHAMMY — Warhammer
• TMIY — Take Me I'm Yours
• >^,,^< — Kitty Cat
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• '-) — Winking
• PONA — Person Of No Account
• UNBLEFBLE — Unbelievable
• TNA — Temporarily Not Available
• RA — Resident Assistant
• — staring
• R2H — Rune two-handed sword

• PIR — Parent In Room
• STEADS — Steadfast Boots
• SHORT — Shortsword
• PMPF — Piss My Pants Funny
• |:-[|] — Mick Jagger
• TFDS — That Is For Darn Sure
• RTFM — Read the Fine Manual
• TMS — To much showing
• S4L — Spam For Life
• |-O — Snoring
• PDOA — Public Display of Affection
• RO(T)FLOL — Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• URWS — You Are Wise
• ~~~~8} — Snake
• LEVN — leavin
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• }|{ — Butterfly
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• PR0N — Intentional misspelling of porn
• NP — Nosey parents
• TRK — Truck
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• SW — Says Who
• QFE — Question for Everyone
• PL — Platoon Leader
• ROFLGO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• UNPC — UnPolitically Correct
• SHM — Shit happens, mate
• SOP — Standing Operational Procedures
• RAGS — fragments
• >^-^< — cat
• PIP — Peeing in Pants
• ROFPML — Rolling on the Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
• SYY — Shut your yapper
• ____/___O/___ — Shark
• O-) — Cyclops
• YWIA — You're Welcome in Advance
• SLIP — Single Line In Protocol
• NJTH — Not Just Thinking Here
• PUG — Pick Up Group
• NEWBIE — a first timer
• RU? — Are you?
• RAGES — Ragefire Boots
• OGIM — Oh God It's Monday
• |^O — Yawning Or Snoring Variation
• POUCHCRAFTING — Slang term for the Summoning skill.
• RUTTM — Are You Talking to Me
• |-I — Sleeping

• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• ST-TOS — Star Trek, The Original Series
• SORG — Straight Or Gay
• WDHLM — Why Doesn't he Love Me
• SDMB — Sweet dreams, my baby
• PISS — Put in Some Sugar
• SOAB — Son of a *B*
• URT1 — Your are the one
• TROLL — Offensive comments poster
• WHISP — Saradomin Whisper
• [:|] — Robot
• WATZ — What's up
• WNOHGB — Were No One Has Gone Before
• ]:-) — Happy devil
• UDS — Undead soul
• WYSIAWYG — What You See Is Almost What You Get
• SPEC — Special attack
• — Laughing
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• SMEXI — Combination of sexy and Mexican
• YWTHM — You Want To Hug Me
• TILIS — Tell it like it is
• O — Opponent
• UOK — Are You Okay
• SOS — Some over shoulder
• OB — Oh brother
• SAL — Such a laugh
• |-{ — Good grief
• ROFLCOPTER — Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
• OSU — Oh, Shut Up!
• URA* — You are a star
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• R — Restricted area
• — Smiling
• TYFYC — Thank You For Your Comment
• STV/ST-TFF — Star Trek, The Final Frontier
• YT? — You There?
• ZZZ — Your boring the hell out of me!
• NUKE — System update
• RE — Recent
• PILLARED — Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
• TL — Too long
• VNH — Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker)
• TIAIL — Think I Am In Love
• RETD — retired
• OPM — Other Peoples'Money
• NIP — Dreadnip
• ROFLOLBAG — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut
• POH — Player-owned houses

• THAT — Christmas tree hat
• OCC — An Occult floor in Daemonheim.
• RSMV — RuneScape Music Video, RuneScape model viewer
• WTTM — Without Thinking to Much
• >:) — Evill
• WAY — Who Are You?
• WWP — Wrong window post
• XMS — Christmas
• WYHAM — When you have a minute
• UR2YS4ME — You are too wise for me
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• RMH — Rune helm
• OVLS — Overloads
• TIATLG — Truly, I Am the Living God
• SOE — Sony Online Entertainment
• SH — so hot
• TFTI — Thanks for the invitation
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• RTBS — Reason To Be Single
• WWYC — Write When You Can
• TWEET — Twitter post
• RO(T)FLMAO — Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
• Q2C — Quick To Cum
• NIROK — Not in reach of keyboard
• ~O) — Cup of Coffee
• PTIYPASI — Put That in Your Pipe and Smoke It
• PMOD — Player Moderator
• RUSH — PKing tactic
• PBM — Parent Behind Me
• SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager. Demographics acronym of sorts.
• RTM — Read the Message
• PP — Pee Pee
• VRBS — Virtual reality bullshit
• PAT — patrol
• PG — Pernix gloves
• ROFLMAO — Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off
• PP — Pyramid plunder
• NH — No Honour
• O[-<]: — Skater dude
• RR — Rune rocks in high wilderness.
• ><> — fish
• :'-) — Crying with Joy
• SITWB — Sorry, in the Wrong Box
• RM — Rematch
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasureable
• TR — Terran Republic
• NIGI — Now I get it
• NOZ — nosy
• SK — Swiftkit
• ROFLOLAY — rolling on floor laughing out loud at you

• WITP — What Is The Point
• PLOSS — Packet Loss
• |-D — Big laugh
• WOL — Win or Lose
• :'-D — Crying with laughter
• RT — Rocktail
• RUMOF — Are You Male Or Female
• POETS — Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday
• WOFTAM — Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
• PPS — Polypore staff
• NRN — No response/reply necessary
• PMFI — Pardon Me for Interrupting
• YAN — Yanille
• PT — Party Time
• SPAM — Stupid Person's Advertisement
• POLA — Principle of Least Astonishment
• WAH — Working at home
• NOTTOMH — not of the top of my mind
• PLATE — Platebody
• {(:-) — Smiley with a toupee
• RAF — Refer a Friend Programme
• WP — Way-point, often Squad Way-point.
• PS — Pit Stop
• SW — Soul Wars
• QPSA? — Que Pasa?
• |-) — someone with eyebrows growing through each other
• SG4IT — Search Google For It
• RUT — Are u there?
• TYFC — Thank you for charity
• ROTGL — Rolling on the ground laughing
• STVI/ST-TUC — Star Trek, The Undiscovered Country
• OF — on fire
• WTFO — What the *freak* ?, over.
• OOE — Out Of Endurance
• PH — Partyhat
• OTFL — On the Floor Laughing
• SWALK — Sweet, with all love, kisses
• PMP — Peeing my pants
• ~/ — Full Glass
• }(:-( — Smiley with a toupee when it is windy
• SSIF — So stupid it's funny
• OS/2 — Obsolete Soon, Too
• SPTO — Spoke to
• UTFG — Use The Fine Google
• USBCA — Until something better comes along
• OTFM — Only The Facts, Mam
• {O/} — angel
• _@/ — ascii snail - meaning a slow connection
• WWOH — Writing with one hand
• WAREZ — pirated software

• YSIC — Your Sister In Christ
• SIAANMHOOEI — Stupidity Is Always Astounding No Matter How Often One Encounters It
• RCW — Ranked Clan Wars
• VB — Virtus Boots
• PSOS — Parent standing over shoulder
• UFB — Un *freaking* believable
• RTDOX — Read the documentations
• XMN — examine
• TNTLLAC — Try Not To Look Like A Cock
• VFF — Very freaking funny
• UN4TUN8 — Unfortunate
• W/B — Write Back
• PWN — defeat
• WAFM — What a fuck mess
• ROFLMBO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
• NQT — Newly Qualified Teacher
• ST-TNG — Star Trek, The Next Generation
• SIMYC — Sorry I missed your call
• TDLS(CNMSBNOWT) — The dirty little secret (Conservatives need more sex but no one wants them)
• SYCD — psyched
• NETIQUETTE — Net and Etiquette
• TBAG — Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling on the floor laughing my assoff
• O:-) — nun
• ROL — Ring of life
• ST&D — Stop texting and drive
• WOL — Way Of Life
• O — Measurement of Cloud Cover
• YWTKM — you want to kiss me
• P911 — Parent Alert
• WYT — Whitehorse Yukon Territory
• RCING — Runecrafting
• STI/ST-TMP — Star Trek, The Motion Picture
• OFIS — on floor with stitches
• {(:{) — Smiley with a mustache and a toupee
• WAS — Wild Ass Guess
• `:-) — Sweating
• SP — Spelling
• RT — arty
• XD — devilish smile
• WGACA — What do you think?
• P2P — Parent to parent
• SWAS — Scientific Wild A$$ Guess
• PJ — Pile jumping
• PMP — Pissed My Pants
• {} — Hug
• {{ }}:** — Hugs and Kisses
• OIB — Oh, I'm back
• WYSITWIR — What you see is totally worthless in real life
• URSKTM — You are so kind to me

• SD — Shield down
• SWAG — Skills
• RTFS — Read The Fucking Standard
• VARR — Varrock
• NEWB — person who is new to something
• NT — Night Training
• XIS — tennis
• SETE — Smiling Ear-to-Ear
• NTA — non-technical acronym
• TTAS — The Temple at Senntisten
• WYPIWYG — What You Printed Is What You've Got
• RO(T)FL — Rolling on (the) floor laughing
• SAMAGAL — stop annoying me and get a live
• TANKED — owned
• WWJD — What Would Judd Do?
• {{{NAME}}} — Hug
• PMETC — Pardon Me Etc
• RYB — Read your Bible 
• WMN — Women's Mentor Network
• NVS — envious
• OA — Online auctions
• SWAT — Scientific wild *butt* guess
• [:-) — Wearing A Walkman
• UNCRTN — Uncertain
• NS — Nice Set
• WAJ — What a Jerk
• WAS — Wait a second
• YO — Year-old
• VW — Very Wasted
• S2S — Sorry to say
• VWP — Very Well Played
• NG — News Group
• ^ ^ ^ — Giggles
• {{{{{{NAME}}}}}} — Hug
• YSWUS — Yea, sure whatever you say
• WYSINWNWYG — What You See Is No Where Near What You Get
• RTFQ — Read the *freaking* question
• ~:-( — Really Bummed Out
• RTFB — Read the fucking binary
• SK8RBOI — Skater Boy
• STII/ST-WOK — Star Trek, Wrath of Khan
• POETS — Piss of Early Tomorrows Saturday
• |-( — Sleepy, struggling to stay awake
• PIMP — Pissed in my pants
• SWAG — Scientific Wild A Guess
• RFN — Right *freaking* now
• TSR — Terminate-and-Stay Resident (program)
• TANJ — There Aint No Justice
• NOMS — Not on MY System
• {:-{)} — Mustache And Beard

• ^ — Referring to something above
• PLZTLME — Please tell me
• WDS — World Domination Series
• SOS — Son of Sam
• RTF — Read The FAQ
• SHID — Slaps Head In Disgust
• @}-'-,-'-,--- — Long stemmed rose
• ZOT — Zero Tolerance
• TTYRS — Type To You Real Soon
• RANGERS — Ranger boots
• QUANGO — Quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation
• RYTN — rightin
• Y — Youngstown
• ~~:-( — Getting Rained On
• SEERS — Seers'Village
• O:-) — Innocent, angelic
• RTFM — Read the flippin'manual
• NM — Nice meld
• Y? — Why?
• RVD — Really Very Dumb
• SOTMG — Short Of Time Must Go
• RTFB — Read the fuckingbook
• TYAFY — Thank you and *freak* you
• SBIA — Standing back in amazement
• XYL — Ex-Young Lady
• TDMATBICPLY — This Doesn't Mean A Thing But It Confuses People Like You
• ~(_8^(|) — Santa Claus
• _/ — Glass
• RTCUL8 — articulate
• ~(_8^(|) — Homer Simpson
• NG — New Guy
• POLA — Principle of Least Authority
• YRYOCC — You're running your own cuckoo clock
• WIMP — Windows Icons Mouse Pointing
• YGBK — You Gotta Be Kidding
• YY4U — two wise for you
• QFI — Quoted for idiocy
• STIV/ST-TVH — Star Trek, The Voyage Home
• OE2F — Old enough to fuck
• YN — wine
• UKTR — You Know Thats Right
• YCHT — You can have them
• UNPC — Un-not politically correct
• ROFLUTSROFL — Unable to Speak
• }:-) — Hair Parted In The Middle Sticking Up On Sides
• ~:() — Fish lips
• TTUL — Type To You Later
• OAUS — On a Related Subject
• PM — Private Mail
• SHICPMP — So Happy I Could Piss My Pants

• ~:O) — baby
• WAMKSAM — Why are My Kitties Staring at Me
• P911 — Parent Emergency
• SMIM — Send me instant message
• WWW — World Wide Wasteland
• YWTLM — you want to love me
• WOE — World of Entertainment
• [:-) — Wearing headphones
• PNDR — pounder
• WYLEI — When you least expect it
• RX — drugs
• QRT — court
• ROTFLAHMS — Rolling on the floor laughing and holding my side
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Message
• SOTMG — time, must go
• _/7 — cup of tea
• PNBL — pinball
• SOWM — Someone with me
• POT — Marijuana
• REDNECK — Uneducated Southerner
• PIX — pictures -or- photos
• ZOE — A VS Max using the Zealot Overdrive ability
• SOI — Stink On Ice
• X) — Being mischievous
• WWW — World Wild Web
• [:-|I — Frankenstein
• ~(:O — baby crying
• TSJD — Texas size jelly donut - official food of Texas sysops
• RS3 — A mistitled way to refer to RuneScape HD, RuneScape 3
• O-> — Male
• QFI — Quoted for irony
• RTRCTV — Retroactive
• XLR8 — faster
• }:-X — Cat
• SNGR — SINGER N.V.
• PKMN — Pokemon
• O-> — Yahoo Fighter- Hiro
• RUO18 — Are you over 18?
• ROFLAPMP — Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants
• _:^) — Indian
• SOE — Silly/Stupid Operator Error
• ]-| — Hiding identity
• SPIDER — The program behind a search engine
• RTFMA — Read the Manual, Sir!
• POTB — pats on the back
• P911 — Parents coming into room alert
• SIG2R — Sorry, I Got To Run
• X — Extreme Programming
• PRW — People are watching
• SPAM — stupid persons'advertisement

• SCIMMY — Scimitar
• TNOTVS — There's Nothing on Television, So ....
• }:^) — Bart Simpson
• POC — Prisoner Of Chat
• Z — Z's are calling
• :') — Happy and crying
• WAS — Wild *a* guess
• SMILEY — Another name for emoticons
• YARLY — Ya, really
• TIC — Teacher is coming
• TPS(S) — This Program Sucks,(Severely)
• XD — Laughing hilariously
• SS — Smiling Sweetly
• SDSEWBA — Some Day Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms
• YTM — You The Manager
• ]-| — Wearing sunglasses
• OF — Operation Firestorm
• ^^ — read line
• WYITF — Wrapping yourself in the flag
• |P| — Can of Pepsi
• ~8-) — Harry Potter
• ZH — Sleeping Hour
• PERFECT — I've never seen another
• |:-) — Unibrow
• [-O< — Praying
• WWNC — Will Wonders Never Cease
• RTHX — Thanks for the Retweet
• ~ — Party (hat) smiley
• SIM — Shit, it's Monday
• [:]-0 — scuba diver
• OT — On Topic
• SS — So Sleepy
• |8-) — Unibrow
• ROFLMAOAY — ROFLMAO At You
• RTWFQ — Read the whole *freaking* question
• POS — Piece of love
• SOS — Son of Samurai
• |C| — Can of Coke
• RPG — Really Pathetic Gamer
• YFS — wife's
• POC — Peeping Other Chatters
• P911 — Parent In Room
• TIR — Teacher in room
• | | | | — Canadian Flag
• [-( — crossed arms
• VAN — USNS Vanguard (STDN)
• TTYAFN — Talk to you awhile from now
• UTFS — Use The Fuckin Search
•   — Autonomous Vehicles
• _/_/ — Drinks For Two

• XTC — extacy
• RME — rolling my eyses
• SOI — Stunk On Ice
• SOKEN — soakin
• {:V — Duck
• WG — Warp-gate
• TANK — really strong
• VETLA — Very Enhanced Tla
• SW — StarWars
• [[[]]] — Lots of hugging
• XD — really hard laugh
• WWW — World Wide Waste
• PW0NE — Own
• TXT — Teletext
• ~:> — Chicken
• ]:(:)( — Sad cow
• ~~#ZZZZZZ> — A joint
• UP — Under-powered
• RTFNG — Read the fucking newsgroup
• ^^ — message above
• {{{}}} — Lots of hugging
• };^)' — Devil
• O=> — Yahoo Fighter- Billy
• {:O)B->--< — model
• PTS — Public Test Server
• |=---| — Bed
• |----| — Bed without Pillow
• TM — Text Memory
• TAM — Tomorro a.m.
• ]:-> — Devil
• TM — Tomorrow
• ]:(:)) — Happy cow
• [{:-) — happy businessman
• SIR — Strike it rich
• STI — Stick to it
• SL — SecondLife
• ~8-' — Bad hair day
• }:-> — Devil
• SF — Speculative Fantasy
• OS — Orbital Strike
• ~~#ZZZZZZ> — Cigarette
• ST — So There
• |:^)>>> — Santa Claus
• ~(=@>) — Pig
• |-<> — Puckered up for a kiss
• |O---| — Another comfortable bed
• [>O — diamond ring
• ~))'> — possum (small)
• ~)))'> — possum (medium)
• ~))))'> — possum (large)

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