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• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• MEHH — sigh
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• :"> — embarrassed
• TBH — To Be Honest
• :I — Expresses indifference
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• GH — Getting Hard
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• W8R — waiter
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• TM8 — tomato
• :-() — Yelling
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• LAN — Local Area Network
• — Joking
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• :-/ — Skeptical
• YQ — I Like You
• D9 — denyin
• KS — Kill Steal
• :-| — Ambivalent
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• WASSUP — what's up?
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• 4RM — from
• 5-0 — Police
• FKS — fucks
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• BSF — Be serious folks
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• GNA — Good night all
• :- — Undecided
• A.K.A — Also Known As

• VFM — Value For Money
• SK8 — Skate
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• :-| — undecided
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• ABT — About
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• OOF — Out of Facility
• IKR — I Know Right
• 2D4 — To Die For
• BJ — Blow Job
• 511 — Too much information
• UI! — You Idiot
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• IMO — In My Opinion
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• >:-( — Annoyed
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• PST — Please Send Tell
• }-) — Wry smile
• OIC — Oh I See
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• NYT — Night
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• ISO — In Search Of
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• WBU — What About You?
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• HUD — How You Doing
• ATM — At The Moment
• X — Kiss

• LOML — Love Of My Life
• FALLY — Falador.
• KEWL — Cool
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• DV8 — Deviate
• ZERKER — Berserker
• && — and
• G4I — Go for It
• L8R — Later
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• LMK — Let Me Know
• SOS — Someone Special
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• 10Q — Thank You
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• GN — Good Night
• WWW — World Wide Web
• FAB — Fabulous
• PPL — People
• GM — Good Morning
• B8 — bait
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• TC — Take Care
• KOK — Knock
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• L8ER — Later
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• BTW — By The Way
• ASF — And So Forth
• 10S — tennis
• GNITE — Good night
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• PLS — Please
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• BMW — Be My Wife
• VIP — Very Important Person
• PEEPS — People
• 2LY — truly
• W/ — With

• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• R8D — rated
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• 6SR — successor
• SMT — Something
• BFN — Bye for Now
• QC — Quality Control
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• WTG — Way To Go
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• DD — Darling Daughter
• 0 :-) — Angel
• OTP — On the Phone
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• MSG — Message
• 0:-) — angel
• B-DAY — Birthday
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• FISH — First In Still Here
• O4U — Only for You
• :-0 — Talkative
• G4U — Good for You
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• IP — Internet Protocol
• B4 — Before
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• RNG — Range
• IRL — In Real Life
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• JMN — jammin
• LP — Life Points
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• NTHING — Nothing
• 81 — Hells Angels
• HB — Hug Back
• GBU — God Bless You
• U4IC — euphoric
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• XME — Excuse Me
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong

• AA — Adios Amigo
• THO — Though
• 1E9 — a billion
• W/O — Without
• KT — Katie
• EOF — End Of File
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• HUGZ — Hugs
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• V — Very
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• 182 — I Hate You
• 6 — Sex
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• BRT — Be Right There
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• FYI — For Your Information
• K4U — Kiss for you
• MWAH — kiss
• POC — Point Of Contact
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• COZ — Because
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• O :-) — An angel
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• ATTN — Attention
• SUP — What's Up?
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• NFS — Network File System
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• .02 — My two cents worth
• PM — Private Message
• BCOZ — Because
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• N EMA — enema
• BBL — Be Back Later
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• 7K — Sick
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• S'OK — it's okay

• TYVM — Thank you very much
• IDC — I Don't Care
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• VM — Voice Mail
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• LOLWUT — What?
• 59 — fine
• (_() — Marshmallow
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• J4F — Just for Fun
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• Y — Why?
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• NP — No Problem
• D46? — Down for sex?
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• BZ — Busy
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• W8 — Wait
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• NVR — Never
• TBA — To Be Advised
• EOM — End Of Message
• DS — Darling Son
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• TXS — Thanks
• Y2K — Year 2000
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• H4X0R — Hacker
• IR8 — irate
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• PXT — Please Explain That
• M8 — Mate
• KS — Kill-Steal
• :-){ — Beard
• RX — Regards
• NVM — Never Mind
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• Z% — Zoo
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• BOT — Back on Topic
• SRY — Sorry

• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• RZN — raisin
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• D00D — Dude
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• K — Kiss
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• ER — Emergency Room
• LOP — Low on Power
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• B9 — Boss is watching
• BLK — Black
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• FTF — Face To Face
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• 22 — Tuesday
• B4N — Bye for Now
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• E.G — For example
• DBA — Doing Business As
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• BRB — Be right back
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• Y/- — Why not?
• ALCON — All Concerned
• O RLY — oh really
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• 55555 — Laughing
• BF — Boyfriend
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• THX — Thanks
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• SIS — sister
• TMB — Text Me Back
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• FIFO — First In, First Out

• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• 10X — Thanks
• ADDY — Address
• CYA — See You
• 4RE — Ferrari
• TB — Text Back
• IK — I Know
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• FU — Future Use
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• TY — Thank You
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• R — Are
• :-Q — Smoker
• D8R — dater
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• ADR — Address
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• 2TH — Tooth
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• AML — All My Love
• TX — Thanks
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• IE — Internet Explorer
• UL — Upload
• GFY — Good For You
• ILU — I Love You
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• WC — Wrong Chat
• FXION8 — affectionate
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• R8RS — Raiders
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• L8 — Late
• POV — Point Of View
• ADD — Address
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• X! — Typical Woman
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• DOA — dead on arrival
• BAK — Back At Keyboard

• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• W@ — What
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• WU — What's Up?
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• WKND — Weekend
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• FF — Friendly Fire
• JV — Joint Venture
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• VR — Virtual Reality
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• DD — Dear Daughter
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• YCT — Your Comment To
• WYD — what are you doing
• W/END — weekend
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• B-( — Beat Up
• ADDY — Adamant
• IOW — In Other Words
• G4Y — Good For You
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• 4U — For You
• 1337 — Elite
• FN — Function
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• WAT UP — What's up?
• SRSLY — Seriously
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• QT — Cutie
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• I1DR — I Wonder
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• FFS — For fucu's sake

• 4E — Forever
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• GTH — Go To Hell
• OT — Overtime
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• AWS — As We Speak
• INV ME — Invite Me
• BR8 — berate
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• AA — As above
• HH — Ha-ha
• D8N — datin
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• T BOW — Training bow
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• U-L — You Will
• AH — asshole
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• 2NTE — Tonight
• PIZ — parents in room
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• YGG — You Go Girl
• SOZ — Sorry
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• NFC — No fucking clue
• Q4U — question for you
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• DERP — silly
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• UW — You're Welcome
• XLNT — Excellent
• IM — Instant Message
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• C):O) — cowboy

• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• SQ — Square
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• K8T — Katie
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• PS — Post Scriptum
• TC — Telephone Call
• Y! — Typical Man
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• » — Raquo
• G — Grin
• 1457 — Last
• PROGGY — computer program
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• WTH — What The Heck?
• AFB — Away from Brain
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• :-, — Smirk
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• TA2 — tatoo
• PROLLY — Probably
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• RU — Are You?
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• C — See
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• MB — Message Board
• HALLY — Halberd
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• MOB — Mobile
• ¿;) — Elvis
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• EOD — End Of Day
• DH — Dear Husband
• AISI — As I See It
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• DS — Dear Son
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• OP — Original Poster
• N/A — Not Applicable
• DUN — Don't
• OTP — One True Pairing
• BDAY — Birthday
• KEYA — I will key you later
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk

• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• OMW — On My Way
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• WANNA — Want to
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• WB — Welcome Back
• 121 — One-To-One
• BD — Big Deal
• GL — Good Luck
• F? — Friends
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• SUL — See You Later
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• H — Hug
• 6UL — sexual
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• TBC — To Be Continued
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• HW — Homework
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• LOL — laughting out loud
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• M-) — See no evil
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• NT — Nice Try
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• GGA — Good Game All
• T2GO — Time to Go
• RE — Hello Again
• 4AO — For adults only
• TTLY — Totally
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• NUFF — Enough Said
• RW — Real World
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell

• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• CC — Carbon Copy
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• 1E6 — a million
• GFN — Gone for Now
• J00 — You
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• CMB — Call Me Back
• GD — Good
• CUL8R — See You Later
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• NLT — No Later Than
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• WAT — What
• NHL — National Hockey League
• THR — there
• SYL — See You Later
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• CE — Creative Editing
• 6Y — sexy
• APP — Application
• C[T] — cup of tea
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• SB — Somebody
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• RS — Runescape
• TBD — To Be Determined
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• 404 — I Don't Know
• TOM — Tomorrow
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• SMS — Short Message Service
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• NE1 — Anyone
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• H8 — Hate
• AWESO — Awesome
• BS — Bullshit
• WC — Who Cares?
• BLOG — Web Log
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• DNS — Domain Name System
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• JK — Just kidding

• JC — Just Checking
• P-( — Pirate
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• E1 — Everyone
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• BBS — Be back soon
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• AP — Apple Pie
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• EOL — End Of Life
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• AFC — Away from Computer
• 2NITE — Tonight
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• BTA — But Then Again
• JJ — Just Joking
• USU — Usually
• U2 — You Too
• JT — Just Teasing
• NRG — Energy
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• :-I — Indifferent
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• HF — Have Fun
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• W# — World #
• W/E — Whatever
• C=:-) — Chef
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• RLY — Really
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• ABD — Already Been Done
• B/C — Because
• LYK — like
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• ORLY — Oh Really?

• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• DM — Do me
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• MC — Merry Christmas
• TK — To Come
• RN — Right Now
• BRD — Bored
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• NM — Never Mind
• FE — Fatal Error
• C|B-) — Ali G
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• NE — Any
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• KBD — Keyboard
• NET — Internet
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• EG — Evil Grin
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• NO — Number
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• BST — But Seriously Though
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• FO — Fuck Off
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• 4EVER — Forever
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• P^) — pirate
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• PS — PostScript
• SEC — Second
• RGDS — Regards
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• INFO — Information
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• AISB — As I Said Before
• IIWII — It Is What It Is

• NC — No Comment
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• W — With
• K/B — Keyboard
• 8 — Oral Sex
• TU — Thank You
• SUX — sucks
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• UTM — You Tell Me
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• CU — See You
• LOLO — Lots of love
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• ASO — And So On
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• JK — Joke
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• CLK — click
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• 4NR — Foreigner
• Z — Zero
• NBD — No Big Deal
• S2R — Send to Receive
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• MYO — Mind your own
• CID — Consider It Done
• O-&-< — Person bored
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• UGH — Disgusted
• IME — In My Experience
• QH — Quick hop
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• PWR — Power
• HW — Hardware
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• AO — Anarchy Online
• SF — Science Fiction
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• D8 — date
• 411 — Info

• BV — Behind view
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• NT — No Text
• H/O — Hold On
• YTB — You're The Best
• CO — Conference
• GR8 — Great
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• OP — Operator
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• PLZ — Please
• CB — Coffee Break
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• CUL — See You Later
• WWY — Where Were You?
• PW — Password
• OTW — On the Way
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• STR8 — Straight
• OZ — Australia
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• IC — I See
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• P^{) — pirate
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• DM — Dungeon Master
• PW — Pow Wow
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• 420 — Marijuana
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• TYT — Take Your Time
• GRL — Girl
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• : @ — Shouting
• SOL — shit outta luck

• BMG — Be My Guest
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• SYS — See You Soon
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• CM — Call Me
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• MOI — Me (French)
• LO — Hello
• GRMBL — Grumble
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• J00R — your
• BAU — Business As Usual
• HIG — How's It Going
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• AZN — Asian
• FRT — For Real Though
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• M — Male
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• GA — Good Afternoon
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• FB — Facebook
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• LDY — lady
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• WG — Wicked Grin
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• @WRK — At Work
• LAM — Leave A Message
• UR — Your
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• CHK — Check
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• EZ — Easy
• GBY — God Bless You
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• C — Cool Breeze
• GW — Getting Wet
• BRH — Be Right Here
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• M$ — Microsoft
• DM — Doesn't Matter

• NG — No Good
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• OM — Old Man
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• O==3 — Penis
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• P-ZA — Pizza
• 2L8 — Too Late
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• CUS — See You Soon
• XI 10 — Exciting
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• LV — love
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• BITD — Back in the Day
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• F2T — Free to Talk
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• GND — Ground
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• NA — Not Applicable
• CB — Chat Brat
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• FU — Follow-Up
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• LYK — Let You Know
• AAR — At Any Rate
• DL — Download
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• FBM — Fine By Me
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• 6A — sexy
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• KB — Keyboard
• LOC — Locate
• K — Kilo-

• P@H — parents at home
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• JC — Just Curious
• LYL — Love You Lots
• 2 — To
• <3 — Heart
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• AIGHT — Alright
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• BION — Believe It or Not
• J/P — Just Playing
• M80S — Mateys
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• N/A — Not Available
• 4U2C — for you to see
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• SS — So Sorry
• BKA — Better Known As
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• THNX — Thanks
• 1DR — I wonder
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• TUFD — The User File Died
• 9T — night
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• DW — Don't Worry
• QQ — Quick Question
• XI10 — Exciting
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• PBM — Play By Mail
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• JAS — Just A Second
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• BF — Best Friend
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• UNEEK — unique
• HD — Hold
• OOO — Out Of Office
• AEAP — As Early As Possible

• A4 — afford
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• PO — Piss Off
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• LTR — Later
• R8 — Rate
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• WB — Write Back
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• 4EVA — Forever
• AYK — As You Know
• WITW — What in the World?
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• :-' — Undecided
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• &-) — Stoned
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• O:-( — model
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• DIS — Did I Say
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• IML — I love you
• WTF — what the fuck
• IFF — If and Only If
• ABBY — Abyssal
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• XNTRK — eccentric
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• PLD — Played
• 4 — For
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly

• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• TTS — Text To Speech
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• TA2D — tatood
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• B — Be
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• AWA — As Well As
• HD — Head
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• NMP — Not My Problem
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• SPK — Speak
• LD — Long Distance
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• CUZ — Because
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• TMA — Take My Advice
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• NM — Not Much
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• MN8 — emanate
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• W4U — Waiting for You
• YHM — You Have Mail
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• LGH — Lets Get High
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• B2B — Back to Back
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)

• 2DAY — Today
• MAC — Media Access Control
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• BK — Bot kill
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• JFF — Just For Fun
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• !-( — Black eye
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• NOOB — Newbie
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• OS — Operating System
• OB — Obligatory
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• MF — motherfucker
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• OTT — Over The Top
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• PD — Public Domain
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• ED — Erase Display
• :-9 — Salivating
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• 2U2 — To You Too
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• FWD — Forward
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• OT — Off Topic
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• NAP — Not A Problem
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• RT — Roger That
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• GOI — Get Over It
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• OBV — Obviously
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer

• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• BB — Be Back
• BPS — bits per second
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• N4CMT — enforcement
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• AIR — As I Remember
• IONO — I Don't Know
• G2G — Got To Go
• SYSOP — System Operator
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• VN — Very Nice
• LFM — Looking for More
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• LIC — Like I Care
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• WO — Without
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• WTF — What The Freak
• BW — Best Wishes
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• HB — Happy Birthday
• HL — Half Life
• R — Rare
• 6E — sexy
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• YG — Young Gentleman
• AOE — Area of Effect
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• PC — Player Character
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• :-@! — Cursing
• ESP — Especially
• TM — Trust Me
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• TNX — Thanks
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• 1D10T — Idiot

• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• DC — Disconnected
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• COS — Because
• MMA — Meet me at
• 4NK8 — Sex
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• JC — Just Chilling
• BUMP — Increment
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• PIC — Picture
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• TIL — Today I Learned
• GD — Good Day
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• COS — Change Of Subject
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• DUPE — Duplicate
• ICL — In Christian Love
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• B — Back
• AAF — As A Friend
• GI — Google It
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• OH — Overheard
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• NN — Not Now
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• GRRRR — Growling
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• MB — Maybe
• RUT — Are You There?
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• 4GET — Forget
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek

• AIUI — As I Understand It
• WTT — Want To Trade
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• CTO — Check This Out
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• ARG — Argument
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• PTB — Powers That Be
• EM — Excuse Me
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• X — Exchange
• FSR — For Some Reason
• B2W — Back to Work
• RENTS — Parents
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• PCM — Please Call Me
• MV — Move
• GFI — Go For It
• OM — Oh My
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• W3 — World Wide Web
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• BOK — Bouquet
• SL — Squad Leader
• B4U — Before You
• DTS — Don't Think So
• HRU — How Are You?
• 2CUTE — too cute
• AA — Always Afloat
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• YL — Young Lady
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• SFW — Safe for Work
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• BT — Byte This
• B9 — benign
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• BF — Blast Furnace

• DP — Display Picture
• FM — Fucking Magic
• NA — No Access
• WUD — What You Doing
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• RTG — Ready to Go
• E — Ecstasy
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• Y — Yaw
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• VC — Venture Capital
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• MED — Medium
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• SW — So What?
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• 9 — Nine
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• GAL — Get A Life
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• P — Partner
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• ACPT — Accept
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)

• LMNK — Leave my name out
• TM — Text Message
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• IDL — Ideal
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• UR — You Are
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• 86 — Out of
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• ZIPN — zippin
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• LD — Later Dude
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• BR — Best regards
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• ST8 — state
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• VENG — Vengeance
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• GH — Good Hand
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• FB — Fucking buddy
• %*} — Inebriated
• LUV — Love
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• CU2 — See You Too
• NOOB — New person
• URW — You Are Welcome
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• NTS — Note to Self
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• IYSS — If You Say So

• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• @ — at
• HMT — Here's My Try
• A55 — ass
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• SB — Should Be
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• GONNA — Going to
• AIH — As It Happens
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• JIC — Just In Case
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• FWM — Fine With Me
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• YHL — You Have Lost
• AOTA — All of the Above
• HAXOR — Hacker
• 2LN — toolin
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• EOS — End of Story
• Z — it means said
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• NFS — Need For Speed
• D — Diathermy
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• :^) — Broken nose
• LOM — Low on Mana
• L2K — Like to come
• PW — Persistent World
• AYT — Are You There
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• HAU — How About You?
• CC — Clan Chat
• YNK — You Never Know
• S — Smile
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• OOTD — One of These Days
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• BCOS — Because
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom

• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• G2R — Got to Run
• OL — Old Lady
• BM — Bite Me
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• 10C — Tennesse
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• 4 — Second Base
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• YKW — You Know What
• SOS — Same Old Story
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• EOR — End of Rant
• PERV — pervert
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• :( — Sad, without nose
• M — Million
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• INV — Inventory
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• NO1 — No-One
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• SH — Shit Happens
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• RD — Research and Development
• BARB — Barbarian
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• WUP — What's Up
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• CP — Chat Post
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator

• CAM — Camera
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• STW — Search the Web
• CT — Can't Talk
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• BB — Bumble Bee
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• HBU — How about you?
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• BC — Basket Case
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• CSW — can't see why
• SN — Soon
• |-O — Yawning
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• MTF — More to Follow
• STR8N — straighten
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• GJ — Good Job
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• IDK — I don’t know
• 4N — Foreign
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• OOP — Out of Power
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• IS — I'm Sorry
• DW — Dear Wife
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• *G* — Grin
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• WEBO — Webopedia
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• GBTW — Get Back to Work

• GMV — Got My Vote
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• MIN — Minute
• <33 — heart
• 2 — Too Add
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• GFU — Good for You
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• GG — Good Going
• ZMG — Oh My God
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• ! — Surprised
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• WP — Wrong Person
• PS — Playstation
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• QS10 — question
• MU — Miss U
• ETA — Edited To Add
• QT — Quiet
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• SUM1 — Someone
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• QS — Quick Start
• AIIC — As If I Care
• RYT — write
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• BO — Buzz Off
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg

• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• SME1 — Some One
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• YATB — You Are the Best
• 4Q — Fuck You
• O>- — snowboarder
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• BOL — Be On Later
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• 1NAM — One in a million
• GLA — Good Luck All
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• BOT — Be on that
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• 2N — tune
• SK8R — Skater
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• ABT2 — About To
• VGG — Very Good Game
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• EVA — Ever
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• RTS — Read the Screen
• NM — Nothing Much
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• PHKR — fucker
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• CRYS — crystal
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• MGMT — Management
• MM — Market Maker
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• LOB — Lobster
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• WUWT — What's Up With That?

• CUS — Because
• AIS — As I Said
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• BIC — Best in Class
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• 8O — Shocked
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• HM — Home
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• KIA — Know It All
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• KK — Knock, knock
• II — I'm impressed
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• YRG — You Are Good!
• M/F — Male/Female
• LY — Love Ya
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• IUSS — If You Say So
• NRN — No response necessary
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• WTH — What The Hell?
• HB — Hurry Back
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• ARC — Archive
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• FW — Forward
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• LFG — Looking For Group
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• LOA — List of acronyms
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• :0 — Hungry
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• DDH — Death dot heal
• ADAM — Adamant
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• DE — Dead End
• AOM — Age of Mythology

• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• DN — Down
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• 8-) — Bandit
• :-(0) — Shouting
• J/K — Just Kidding
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• CL — Clan Leader
• NTK — Need To Know
• :-C — Astonished
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• MOOCH — Freeload
• ATST — At the Same Time
• WAY — What About You?
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• OAO — Over and Out
• ATW — All the Web
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• IAYL — In A While
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• JDI — Just Do It
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• 2EZ — Too easy
• N2 — Into
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• 420 — Lets Get High
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• BIB — Boss is back
• BOC — But of Course
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• HBO — Home Box Office

• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• GOK — God Only Knows
• AYF — All Your Fault
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• GG — Go Girl
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• RA — Resident Assistant
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• ;-) — Twinkle
• BME — Based on My Experience
• PTB — Please Text Back
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• CR8 — Create
• THANQ — Thank You
• AB — Ass Backwards
• OD — OverDose
• WAI — What an Idiot
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• D2 — Dedos
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• GNIGHT — Good night
• NWO — No Way Out
• CYO — See You Online
• PS — Photoshop
• IA8 — I already ate
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• CW — Complete Wank
• CMUTE — commute
• OPM — Other People's Money
• BS — Big Smile
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• TAH — Take A Hike
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• BOF — Birds of a Feather

• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• NEWB — Newbie
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• ST — Such That
• YT — YouTube
• GDZ — Greater demons
• NEB — Nebula)
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• UT2L — You take too long
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• A/N — Author's Note
• BAC — By Any Chance
• :-7 — Smirk
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• K — Okay
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• ST — Star Trek
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• :-) . — I have an inny
• FYA — For Your Action
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• PWNED — Owned
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• MP — Mana Points
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• 3=====D — Penis
• NFS — Not For Sale
• @-) — Hypnotized
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• TD — Tower Defense
• PWN — To own
• OOI — Out of Interest
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• DH — Dear Hubby
• WOM — Word of Mouth

• OTW — Off To Work
• IHY — I Hate You
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• CBALL — Cannonball
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• ADN — Any Day Now
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• B — Before
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• :-O — Appalled
• NFW — Not for Work
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• PZ — peace
• CUA — Common User Access
• CW — Castle Wars
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• MVN — movin
• NECH — Nechryael
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• D — Dragon
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• WT — Without Thinking
• 4K — fork
• G9 — Genius
• LI — LinkedIn
• YF — Wife
• FS — Full Screen
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• EOB — End Of Business
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• (.V.) — Breasts
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• TM — Thread Mangler
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• O — Over to You
• TM — Time
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• NV — envy

• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• WAB — What Another Bill
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• CUL — Catch You Later
• CRA — crazy
• GG — Good Games
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• IMU — I miss u
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• ABU — All bugged up
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• TW — Team Work
• AIW — As It Were
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• 10SE — Tennesse
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• YD — Yesterday
• BEOS — Nudge
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• IB — I'm Back
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• JJA — just joking around
• GA — Go Ahead
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• BAC — Back At Computer
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• JOO — you
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• MEH — just okay
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• WC — Welcome

• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• WEP — Weapon
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• U — You
• PL — Platoon Leader
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• WAB — What A Bummer
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• TLG — The Living God
• OO — Over and Out
• PA — Pay Attention
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• YT — You There?
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• O — Oh
• CU — Cracking Up
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• TO — Take Over
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• 8 — Infinity
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• IMS — I Must Say
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• CFS — Care for Secret
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• YM — You're welcome
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• AISB — As It Should Be
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• 4 — Four
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• EL — Evil Laugh
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)

• CY — Calm Yourself
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• CMXI — 911
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• UDR — other
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• GM — Good Match
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• FPS — Frames per second.
• CW — Current Weight
• 4VA — forever
• GM — Got Milk?
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• CLD — could
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• *W* — wink
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• AH — At home
• CNP — Continuednext post
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• JO — Jerking off
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• OMW — Oh my word
• GB — Goodbye
• ENUF — Enough
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• ONRY — ornery
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down

• AV8 — Aviate
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• TG — That's Great
• BR — Bathroom
• OTW — On the Whole
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• PB — Potty Break
• :-) — Happy
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• CNP — Continued on next post
• :-(( — Really Sad
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• STR — Strength
• ASIG — And so it goes
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BG — Bad Game
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• BC — Because
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• XS — In excess of
• DA — The
• 2Q — took you
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• THNQ — Thank You
• UL — You Will
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• L2G — Like to go
• CUNS — See You In School
• CBL — Come Back Later
• S — Sigh
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• BCO — Big crush on
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• ;-<> — Drooling
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue

• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• IMTM — I am the man
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• MEH — so-so
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• RG — Re-group
• X — Ecstasy
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• N — In
• DS — this
• GS — Good Shot
• GM — Good Move
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• OU — I owe you
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• EME — Eat Me
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• POOF — Good-bye
• MIA — Missing In Action
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• 0 — Zero
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• CUA — See You Around
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• YA — Yet Another
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• MITH — Mithril
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• PRFXN — perfection
• LTD — Living the Dream
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• LYT — light

• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• KIX — kicks
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• NS — Nice Shot
• TTB — Trips to bank
• FF — Follow Friday
• IC — In-Character
• URH — You are hot
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• ALA — As Long As
• IBT — In Between Technology
• *G* — Giggle
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• CX — Correction(s)
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• D/L — Download
• ;^) — Smirking
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• LVS — loves
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• IAC — In Any Case
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• HLM — he loves me
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• ARDY — Ardougne
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• NVMD — Nevermind
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• ONL — Online
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• OLL — Online Love
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• BN — Bad news
• CX — Cancelled
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• DF — Dear Friend
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• RLR — Earlier

• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• FU — Fuck You
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• ICUR — I See You Are
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• QL — Quit Laughing
• BAD — Broken as designed
• ABTA — Good-bye
• GIMME — Give Me
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• EOS — End of Show
• 3 — The letter E
• GR — Good Race
• 10 — Ten
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• YR — Your
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• 19 — Zero Hand
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• OJ — Only Joking
• UTT — Under The Table
• EZ — Easy Listening
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• KO — Knockout
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• AOC — Available on cell
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• NP — Nosey parents
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• IRT — In regards to
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

• HEMMY — Hemenster
• TA — Thanks a lot
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• FSCK — File System Check
• YD — You'Re Dead
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• POOF — I have left the chat
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• AMMY — Amulet
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• ITRW — In The Real World
• AB — Ah Bless!
• PL8 — Plate
• 3 — Three
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• AIW — As It Was
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• 8-O — Shocked
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• G8 — Gate
• MOF — Male or Female
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• DD — Death Dot
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• <:-| — Monk
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• EMSG — Email Message
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• OVR — OVeRlay
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• :-{ — Mustache
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• WKD — Weekend
• :-O ZZ — Bored

• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• GTG — Good To Go
• JW — Just wondering
• DYFI — Did you find it
• :-& — Sick
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• :-R — Raspberry
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• BT — Between technologies
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• AYW — As you were
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• NW — No Way
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• JAC — Just a second
• :-J — Smirk
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• SWORD — Swordfish
• %V — Picasso
• P2P — Pay to play
• GT — Good Try
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• H20 — water
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• TNT — Until next time
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• DT — Desert Treasure
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• YTTL — You take too long
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• TQ — Te Quiero
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• PK — Player Killer

• CP — Sleepy
• — Yawning
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• RT — Retweet
• OYO — On Your Own
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• BB — Big Brother
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• REQ — Request
• |-O — Snoring
• RX — prescriptions
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• BAY — Back at ya
• OD — Oh Dear
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• WRU — Who Are You
• L8RS — Laters
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• MGB — May God Bless
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• 1 — One
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• TDS — Tormented demons
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• 9 — nein
• TAB — Tablet
• X-( — You're Mad!
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• GAS — Got A Second
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• FF — Friends Forever
• 44UM — foresome
• 6 — Six

• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• DUCT — Did You See That
• () — Hugging
• XTC — Ecstasy
• LNDN — London
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• WH — World Hopper
• 6S — success
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• MMK — okay?
• :-* — Bitter
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• BL — Belly Laugh
• DH — Dick Head
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• EL8 — elate
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• 2G4 — Together
• 8-P — Yuck!
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• (:-) — Big Face
• FYF — from your friend
• CFY — Calling for You
• CB — Crazy baby
• QIK — Quick
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• MMB — Message Me Back
• WTMI — Way to much information
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• DL — Darklight
• WK — Week
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• ZUP — What's up?
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• WL — Whatta loser

• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• TXT — Text
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• SK8TR — Skater
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• GG — Brother
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• DRAG — Dragon
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• YTG — You're the greatest
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• IF — In (the) Front
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• SUTH — So use to haters
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• QR — Cure
• BC — Be Cool
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• **** — Popcorn
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• YW — You are welcome
• YTM — You the Man
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• SQP — scoop
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• PRT — Please Retweet
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• TALLY — Talisman
• CRE8 — Create
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal

• B/F — Boyfriend
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• IHU — I Hate You
• :-'| — Sniffles
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• :-D — Laugher
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• BL8D — belated
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• DU — Don't understand
• NECRO — Necromancer
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• T — Think Positive
• BS — Bull Shit
• NTK — Nice to Know
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• TNT — dynamite
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• N1 — Nice One
• QSO — Conversation
• CIAO — Good-bye
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• 4EVR — Forever
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• WTM — Who's the man
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• DA — father
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• BOB — Back off buddy

• EM — E-Mail
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• NME — Enemy
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• URAQT! — you are a cutie!
• TOU — Thinking of You
• ATB — All The Best
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• EL8D — elated
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• 8) — Frog
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• 4F — for fun
• NC — New Conglomerate
• :-D — Grinning
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• DVS — devious
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• W — Wink
• NL — not likely
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• LYB — Love You Babe
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• ATT — Attack
• OOTO — Out of the office
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• CON — Construction
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• 2BH — to be honest
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud

• NMH — Not Much Here
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• GI — Good Idea
• X-( — Just died
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• KB — Kick Butt
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• LTS — Laughing to self
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• 6UAL — Sexual
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• POW — Prisoner of war
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• CYL — See You Later
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• TOTAL — Total level
• D — Diphtheria
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• RWT — Real World Trading
• BT — Bite This
• 5 — Five
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• LEMME — Let me
• 8 — Ate
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• 2GETHER — together
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• PRON — pornography
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• 1CE — Once
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• VINE — Whip Vine
• BIF — Before I Forget

• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• IAE — In Any Event
• G — Giggle
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• MLM — give the middle finger
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• OJ — Orange Juice
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• (//_') — emo
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• TBL — Text back later
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• YR — Yeah Right
• RQ — RageQuit
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• NFM — Not for Me
• N2M — Not to Mention
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• &&&& — Pretzels
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• :O) — Clown
• AGN — Again
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• NR — Nice Roll
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• TUI — Turning You in
• OOC — Out of Character
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• IYQ — I like you
• -:-) — Punk
• MU — Miss Universe
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• NYM — New York Minute
• SQ — Square shield
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• EMMY — Emerald
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• WOE — Way Of Eating

• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• AT — At Your Terminal
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• BRAC — Bracelet
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• JAM — Just A Minute
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• =P~ — Drooling
• VRY — Very
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• SARA — Saradomin
• ?4U — Question For You
• BG — Big Grin
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• NT — Night Training
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• BHL8 — Be home late
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• DR — didn't read
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• ASSIST — Assist System
• NM — No Message
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• [] — Hug
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• WRK — Work
• P* — French kiss
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• :( ) — shouting
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do

• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• MEM — Member
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• FOOMCL — Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
• VWD — Very Well Done
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• BWO — Black White or Other
• DGT — Don't go there
• DA — there
• WDYK — What Do You Know?
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• FBH — Federal Bureau of Hackers
• N00B — Newbie
• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• FF — Fish Flingers
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• DYLM — do you like me
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• (:-* — Kiss
• NG — New Game
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• "8*# — drunk
• TOG — Tears of Guthix
• URTM — You Are the Man
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• BAS — Big butt smile
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• OVA — Over
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• JAD — Just Another Day
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now

• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• WFM — Works For Me
• STD — Seal The Deal
• COH — City of Heroes
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
• QSL — Reply
• NCG — New College Graduate
• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• Q — Question
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• TTM — To the Moderator
• EWG — Evil Wicked Grin
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• OG — Original Guild
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• 4AYN — for all you know
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• YM — You Mean ...
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• DK — Don't known
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• MM — Sister
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• JML — Join me later
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• POQADCB — Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• RRR — Har, har, har
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• SC — Stay Cool
• DEF — Defence
• PILLARED — Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second

• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• SUP? — What's up?
• BBNS — Big bones
• NAT — Nature rune
• HWS(PEST) — Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• FM — Fine Magic
• BTTT — Back To The Top
• :-( ) — Shocked
• 2MFM — to much for me
• KOS — Kid Over Shoulder
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• DM — deathmatch
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• DNR — Dinner
• KJ — Kill jacked
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• SAT — Sorry About That
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• HHOS — Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• :OI — Mouth Full
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• %-) — silly
• &-| — Crying
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• N/M — Never Mind
• :X — Hear no evil
• BOM — bitch of mine
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• ATS — About to sprout
• SYT — See You Tonight
• 8 — Eight
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• AUTOER — A bot user
• GAC — Get A Clue
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• BBQ — Barbeque
• R — Restricted area

• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• IOMH — In over my head
• SOF — Squeal of Fortune
• GL&GH — good luck and good hunting
• :^O — Liar Liar
• SPAM — Squirrel Possum and Mouse
• PDOA — Public Display of Affection
• BB — Bathroom break
• KK — Okey
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• (.)(.) — Ms. Dos
• >"-[ [ [ [ ~~~ — alligator
• CC — Control Console
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• TPC — The Phone Company
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• F — Female
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• HYLMS — hate you like my sister
• FAF — Funny as *freak*
• ROFPML — Rolling on the Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
• GD&RAFAP — grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
• OOM — Out Of Mana