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• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• %-} — Intoxicated
• MEHH — sigh
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• :"> — embarrassed
• TBH — To Be Honest
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• GH — Getting Hard
• TM8 — tomato
• :I — Expresses indifference
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• W8R — waiter
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• :-() — Yelling
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• FRM — From
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• — Joking
• :-/ — Skeptical
• YQ — I Like You
• KS — Kill Steal
• D9 — denyin
• WASSUP — what's up?
• FKS — fucks
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• :-| — Ambivalent
• 4RM — from
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• 5-0 — Police
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• BSF — Be serious folks
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• GNA — Good night all
• :- — Undecided

• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• VFM — Value For Money
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• SK8 — Skate
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• ABT — About
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• IKR — I Know Right
• OOF — Out of Facility
• :-| — undecided
• 511 — Too much information
• BJ — Blow Job
• 2D4 — To Die For
• IMO — In My Opinion
• UI! — You Idiot
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• PST — Please Send Tell
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• NYT — Night
• OIC — Oh I See
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• >:-( — Annoyed
• }-) — Wry smile
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• HUD — How You Doing
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• ISO — In Search Of
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• KEWL — Cool
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• WBU — What About You?

• HAGO — Have A Good One
• VIP — Very Important Person
• SOS — Someone Special
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• ATM — At The Moment
• X — Kiss
• PEEPS — People
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• FALLY — Falador.
• ZERKER — Berserker
• && — and
• GM — Good Morning
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• L8R — Later
• LMK — Let Me Know
• PPL — People
• DV8 — Deviate
• B8 — bait
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• 10S — tennis
• G4I — Go for It
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• 10Q — Thank You
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• GN — Good Night
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• FAB — Fabulous
• WWW — World Wide Web
• BTW — By The Way
• L8ER — Later
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• PLS — Please
• KOK — Knock
• TC — Take Care
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• GNITE — Good night
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• ASF — And So Forth
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• SMT — Something
• BMW — Be My Wife
• 2MORO — Tomorrow

• 2LY — truly
• W/ — With
• QC — Quality Control
• R8D — rated
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• WTG — Way To Go
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• MSG — Message
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• MYO — Mind your own
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• 0:-) — angel
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• BFN — Bye for Now
• 0 :-) — Angel
• FISH — First In Still Here
• OTP — On the Phone
• 6SR — successor
• IP — Internet Protocol
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• B-DAY — Birthday
• 81 — Hells Angels
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• O4U — Only for You
• JMN — jammin
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• DD — Darling Daughter
• THO — Though
• G4U — Good for You
• AA — Adios Amigo
• W/O — Without
• 6 — Sex
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• B4 — Before
• IRL — In Real Life
• LP — Life Points
• RNG — Range
• :-0 — Talkative
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• SUP — What's Up?
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?

• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• 1E9 — a billion
• XME — Excuse Me
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• U4IC — euphoric
• KT — Katie
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• FYI — For Your Information
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• NTHING — Nothing
• HUGZ — Hugs
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• HB — Hug Back
• GBU — God Bless You
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• EOF — End Of File
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• K4U — Kiss for you
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• MWAH — kiss
• POC — Point Of Contact
• COZ — Because
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• V — Very
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• 182 — I Hate You
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• BRT — Be Right There
• 7K — Sick
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• (_() — Marshmallow
• O :-) — An angel
• ATTN — Attention
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• BBL — Be Back Later
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• IDC — I Don't Care
• .02 — My two cents worth
• VM — Voice Mail
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• PM — Private Message
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now

• 59 — fine
• KS — Kill-Steal
• N EMA — enema
• RZN — raisin
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• BCOZ — Because
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• NFS — Network File System
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• W8 — Wait
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• NP — No Problem
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• D46? — Down for sex?
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• M8 — Mate
• S'OK — it's okay
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• LOLWUT — What?
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• Y — Why?
• TBA — To Be Advised
• IR8 — irate
• SB — Somebody
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• J4F — Just for Fun
• EOM — End Of Message
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• NVM — Never Mind
• H4X0R — Hacker
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• BZ — Busy
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• NVR — Never
• RX — Regards
• BOT — Back on Topic
• Z% — Zoo
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• Y2K — Year 2000
• DS — Darling Son
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• :-){ — Beard
• DIV LOC — Divine location

• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• TXS — Thanks
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• E.G — For example
• PXT — Please Explain That
• K — Kiss
• D00D — Dude
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• LOP — Low on Power
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• TB — Text Back
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• THX — Thanks
• BRB — Be right back
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• SRY — Sorry
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• 55555 — Laughing
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• B9 — Boss is watching
• ER — Emergency Room
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• 22 — Tuesday
• O RLY — oh really
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• ALCON — All Concerned
• 2TH — Tooth
• FTF — Face To Face
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• Y/- — Why not?
• DBA — Doing Business As
• 4RE — Ferrari
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• BLK — Black
• BF — Boyfriend
• B4N — Bye for Now

• TY — Thank You
• 10X — Thanks
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• D8R — dater
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• ADDY — Address
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• AML — All My Love
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• IK — I Know
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• TMB — Text Me Back
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• ADDY — Adamant
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• DOA — dead on arrival
• CYA — See You
• N/A — Not Applicable
• 1337 — Elite
• ADR — Address
• SIS — sister
• TX — Thanks
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• IE — Internet Explorer
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• WC — Wrong Chat
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• X! — Typical Woman
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• ILU — I Love You
• R — Are
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• FF — Friendly Fire
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• FU — Future Use
• FXION8 — affectionate
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.

• INV ME — Invite Me
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• JV — Joint Venture
• :-Q — Smoker
• L8 — Late
• UL — Upload
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• QT — Cutie
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• ADD — Address
• WYD — what are you doing
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• R8RS — Raiders
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• 4U — For You
• POV — Point Of View
• GFY — Good For You
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• W@ — What
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• DD — Dear Daughter
• 4E — Forever
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• B-( — Beat Up
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• WU — What's Up?
• YCT — Your Comment To
• WTH — What The Heck?
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• G4Y — Good For You
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• AH — asshole
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• WKND — Weekend
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• OT — Overtime
• VR — Virtual Reality

• WAT UP — What's up?
• SRSLY — Seriously
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• PIZ — parents in room
• I1DR — I Wonder
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• IOW — In Other Words
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• W/END — weekend
• GTH — Go To Hell
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• 2NTE — Tonight
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• YGG — You Go Girl
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• PS — Post Scriptum
• D8N — datin
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• SOZ — Sorry
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• U-L — You Will
• FN — Function
• AA — As above
• DERP — silly
• BR8 — berate
• T BOW — Training bow
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• H — Hug
• NUFF — Enough Said
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• 121 — One-To-One
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• DM — Do me
• RU — Are You?
• C):O) — cowboy

• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• MOB — Mobile
• SQ — Square
• TA2 — tatoo
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• » — Raquo
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• AWS — As We Speak
• PROLLY — Probably
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• XLNT — Excellent
• HH — Ha-ha
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• BDAY — Birthday
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• Q4U — question for you
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• Y! — Typical Man
• AFB — Away from Brain
• K8T — Katie
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• ¿;) — Elvis
• IM — Instant Message
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• BD — Big Deal
• 1457 — Last
• PROGGY — computer program
• NFC — No fucking clue
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• TC — Telephone Call
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• DUN — Don't
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• OMW — On My Way
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• UW — You're Welcome
• G — Grin
• EOD — End Of Day

• OP — Original Poster
• H8 — Hate
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• DH — Dear Husband
• AISI — As I See It
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• OTP — One True Pairing
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• HALLY — Halberd
• F? — Friends
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• DS — Dear Son
• WANNA — Want to
• C — See
• NT — Nice Try
• RW — Real World
• :-, — Smirk
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• WB — Welcome Back
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• MB — Message Board
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• TBD — To Be Determined
• M-) — See no evil
• GD — Good
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• LOL — laughting out loud
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• TBC — To Be Continued
• NLT — No Later Than
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• KEYA — I will key you later
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• C[T] — cup of tea
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• FIL — Father-In-Law

• 4AO — For adults only
• GL — Good Luck
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• APP — Application
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• THR — there
• TTLY — Totally
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• T2GO — Time to Go
• CUL8R — See You Later
• JK — Just kidding
• CC — Carbon Copy
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• HW — Homework
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• 404 — I Don't Know
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• SYL — See You Later
• USU — Usually
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• LYK — like
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• RE — Hello Again
• 6UL — sexual
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• SUL — See You Later
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• SMS — Short Message Service
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• JC — Just Checking
• AWESO — Awesome
• U2 — You Too
• DNS — Domain Name System
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• B/C — Because
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• 1E6 — a million
• J00 — You
• JJ — Just Joking
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• CMB — Call Me Back

• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• BBS — Be back soon
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• GGA — Good Game All
• CE — Creative Editing
• NE1 — Anyone
• GFN — Gone for Now
• NHL — National Hockey League
• P-( — Pirate
• EOL — End Of Life
• RLY — Really
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• 6Y — sexy
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• BLOG — Web Log
• NRG — Energy
• WAT — What
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• AFC — Away from Computer
• RS — Runescape
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• W/E — Whatever
• C=:-) — Chef
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• E1 — Everyone
• BRD — Bored
• TOM — Tomorrow
• WC — Who Cares?
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• BS — Bullshit
• BTA — But Then Again
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• AP — Apple Pie
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• FO — Fuck Off
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• NO — Number
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• W# — World #

• NM — Never Mind
• 2NITE — Tonight
• C|B-) — Ali G
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• JT — Just Teasing
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• 8 — Oral Sex
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• RN — Right Now
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• HF — Have Fun
• :-I — Indifferent
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• SUX — sucks
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• MC — Merry Christmas
• OP — Operator
• INFO — Information
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• 4EVER — Forever
• CU — See You
• TK — To Come
• SEC — Second
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• ABD — Already Been Done
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• FE — Fatal Error
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• P^) — pirate
• EG — Evil Grin
• OZ — Australia

• RGDS — Regards
• NT — No Text
• NE — Any
• KBD — Keyboard
• D8 — date
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• PWR — Power
• BST — But Seriously Though
• LOLO — Lots of love
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• STR8 — Straight
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• UTM — You Tell Me
• UGH — Disgusted
• K/B — Keyboard
• PS — PostScript
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• NET — Internet
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• PW — Pow Wow
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• CID — Consider It Done
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• CLK — click
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• NBD — No Big Deal
• PLZ — Please
• AISB — As I Said Before
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• O-&-< — Person bored
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• NC — No Comment
• W — With
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• OTW — On the Way
• Z — Zero
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• AO — Anarchy Online
• JK — Joke
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• GR8 — Great
• !-) — Proud of black eye

• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• PW — Password
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• TU — Thank You
• S2R — Send to Receive
• SOL — shit outta luck
• LV — love
• BV — Behind view
• SYS — See You Soon
• ASO — And So On
• TYT — Take Your Time
• 4NR — Foreigner
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• HW — Hardware
• CUL — See You Later
• SF — Science Fiction
• YTB — You're The Best
• 420 — Marijuana
• LDY — lady
• CB — Coffee Break
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• SPK — Speak
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• H/O — Hold On
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• CO — Conference
• 9T — night
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• QH — Quick hop
• SS — So Sorry
• 411 — Info
• IME — In My Experience
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• P^{) — pirate
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• AZN — Asian
• IC — I See
• WWY — Where Were You?
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.

• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• FRT — For Real Though
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• GND — Ground
• GA — Good Afternoon
• BAU — Business As Usual
• MOI — Me (French)
• FB — Facebook
• DM — Dungeon Master
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• UR — Your
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• GRMBL — Grumble
• J00R — your
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• WG — Wicked Grin
• LAM — Leave A Message
• CM — Call Me
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• BMG — Be My Guest
• MF — motherfucker
• : @ — Shouting
• M$ — Microsoft
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• OM — Old Man
• GRL — Girl
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• 2L8 — Too Late
• LO — Hello
• HIG — How's It Going
• XI 10 — Exciting

• DOS — Disk Operating System
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• C — Cool Breeze
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• CHK — Check
• M — Male
• EZ — Easy
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• K — Kilo-
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• IML — I love you
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• O==3 — Penis
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• BRH — Be Right Here
• CUS — See You Soon
• P-ZA — Pizza
• GBY — God Bless You
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• A4 — afford
• NG — No Good
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• NA — Not Applicable
• @WRK — At Work
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• LOC — Locate
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• DL — Download
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• LYL — Love You Lots
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• AIGHT — Alright
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• 6A — sexy
• F2T — Free to Talk
• 2 — To

• GW — Getting Wet
• <3 — Heart
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• LYK — Let You Know
• BITD — Back in the Day
• P@H — parents at home
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• FBM — Fine By Me
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• KB — Keyboard
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• AAR — At Any Rate
• JC — Just Curious
• WTF — what the fuck
• BION — Believe It or Not
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• CB — Chat Brat
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• MN8 — emanate
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• J/P — Just Playing
• OOO — Out Of Office
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• M80S — Mateys
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• BF — Best Friend
• TUFD — The User File Died
• BKA — Better Known As
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• FU — Follow-Up
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 

• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• N/A — Not Available
• DW — Don't Worry
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• XI10 — Exciting
• QQ — Quick Question
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• THNX — Thanks
• 4U2C — for you to see
• JAS — Just A Second
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• LGH — Lets Get High
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• PBM — Play By Mail
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• HD — Hold
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• R8 — Rate
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• UNEEK — unique
• PO — Piss Off
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• 1DR — I wonder
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• WB — Write Back
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• TTS — Text To Speech
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• :-' — Undecided
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• PLD — Played
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• AYK — As You Know

• BIH — Burn in Hell
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• O:-( — model
• LTR — Later
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• 4EVA — Forever
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• ABBY — Abyssal
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• DIS — Did I Say
• 4 — For
• WITW — What in the World?
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• IFF — If and Only If
• MAC — Media Access Control
• LD — Long Distance
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• XNTRK — eccentric
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• HD — Head
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• OS — Operating System
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• VN — Very Nice
• 2DAY — Today
• NM — Not Much
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• &-) — Stoned
• AWA — As Well As
• CUZ — Because
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• TA2D — tatood
• OB — Obligatory
• LG — Lovely Greetings

• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• OBV — Obviously
• NMP — Not My Problem
• W4U — Waiting for You
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• B2B — Back to Back
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• B — Be
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• TMA — Take My Advice
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• OTT — Over The Top
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• TNX — Thanks
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• JFF — Just For Fun
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• BPS — bits per second
• GOI — Get Over It
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• PD — Public Domain
• N4CMT — enforcement
• 2U2 — To You Too
• FWD — Forward
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• !-( — Black eye
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• YHM — You Have Mail
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• NOOB — Newbie
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• ED — Erase Display
• BK — Bot kill
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge

• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• AIR — As I Remember
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• HB — Happy Birthday
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• AOE — Area of Effect
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• R — Rare
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• BW — Best Wishes
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• SYSOP — System Operator
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• OT — Off Topic
• NAP — Not A Problem
• RT — Roger That
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• :-9 — Salivating
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• G2G — Got To Go
• BB — Be Back
• HL — Half Life
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• MB — Maybe
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• BUMP — Increment
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• IONO — I Don't Know
• TIL — Today I Learned
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• GRRRR — Growling
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• WO — Without
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• 6E — sexy
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• CUL8TR — See You Later

• DTS — Don't Think So
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• PC — Player Character
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• YG — Young Gentleman
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• ESP — Especially
• 2CUTE — too cute
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• SFW — Safe for Work
• GI — Google It
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• WTF — What The Freak
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• LIC — Like I Care
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• ICL — In Christian Love
• MMA — Meet me at
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• DC — Disconnected
• BR — Best regards
• LFM — Looking for More
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• TM — Trust Me
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• B4U — Before You
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• COS — Change Of Subject
• PIC — Picture
• JC — Just Chilling
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• 4NK8 — Sex
• COS — Because
• YL — Young Lady
• DUPE — Duplicate
• GD — Good Day

• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• OH — Overheard
• HRU — How Are You?
• 1D10T — Idiot
• B — Back
• VC — Venture Capital
• WUD — What You Doing
• :-@! — Cursing
• OOP — Out of Power
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• CTO — Check This Out
• ST8 — state
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• PTB — Powers That Be
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• X — Exchange
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• BOK — Bouquet
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• WTT — Want To Trade
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• A55 — ass
• B9 — benign
• NN — Not Now
• 4GET — Forget
• AAF — As A Friend
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• EM — Excuse Me
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• RUT — Are You There?
• IDL — Ideal
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek

• ARG — Argument
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• FSR — For Some Reason
• B2W — Back to Work
• GAL — Get A Life
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• PCM — Please Call Me
• MV — Move
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• SL — Squad Leader
• W3 — World Wide Web
• VENG — Vengeance
• FM — Fucking Magic
• ACPT — Accept
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• UR — You Are
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• RENTS — Parents
• GFI — Go For It
• AA — Always Afloat
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• OM — Oh My
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• FB — Fucking buddy
• PERV — pervert
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• BT — Byte This
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• GONNA — Going to
• BF — Blast Furnace
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible

• SMH — Scratching My Head
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• TM — Text Message
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• NA — No Access
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• RTG — Ready to Go
• MED — Medium
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• NTS — Note to Self
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• DP — Display Picture
• GH — Good Hand
• E — Ecstasy
• @ — at
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• 9 — Nine
• EOR — End of Rant
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• CP — Chat Post
• ZIPN — zippin
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• Y — Yaw
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• QS10 — question
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake

• XNTU8 — accentuate
• SW — So What?
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• M — Million
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• LD — Later Dude
• DW — Dear Wife
• P — Partner
• L2K — Like to come
• AYT — Are You There
• AOTA — All of the Above
• SOS — Same Old Story
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• 2LN — toolin
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• HAXOR — Hacker
• %*} — Inebriated
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• NOOB — New person
• 86 — Out of
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• LUV — Love
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• CC — Clan Chat
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• AIH — As It Happens
• OOTD — One of These Days
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• FWM — Fine With Me
• URW — You Are Welcome
• IYSS — If You Say So
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• WUP — What's Up

• SB — Should Be
• YHL — You Have Lost
• JIC — Just In Case
• BOT — Be on that
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• CU2 — See You Too
• NFS — Need For Speed
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• HMT — Here's My Try
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• SH — Shit Happens
• LOM — Low on Mana
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• OL — Old Lady
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• EOS — End of Story
• Z — it means said
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• YNK — You Never Know
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• :^) — Broken nose
• IS — I'm Sorry
• RYT — write
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• BARB — Barbarian
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• 10C — Tennesse
• BM — Bite Me
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• BCOS — Because
• 4N — Foreign
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)

• PTO — Paid Time Off
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• S — Smile
• D — Diathermy
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• 2 — Too Add
• <33 — heart
• G2R — Got to Run
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• HAU — How About You?
• BB — Bumble Bee
• PW — Persistent World
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• IDK — I don’t know
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• :( — Sad, without nose
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• CT — Can't Talk
• MTF — More to Follow
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• YKW — You Know What
• RD — Research and Development
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• STW — Search the Web
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• WP — Wrong Person
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• INV — Inventory
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• 4 — Second Base
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• NO1 — No-One
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• MIN — Minute
• |-O — Yawning
• SN — Soon
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit

• OI — Operator Indisposed
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• CAM — Camera
• ! — Surprised
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• HBU — How about you?
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• STR8N — straighten
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• BC — Basket Case
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• CSW — can't see why
• ZMG — Oh My God
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• LOB — Lobster
• WEBO — Webopedia
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• ETA — Edited To Add
• *G* — Grin
• GJ — Good Job
• 4Q — Fuck You
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• GG — Good Going
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• SK8R — Skater

• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• CRYS — crystal
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• MGMT — Management
• WTH — What The Hell?
• GMV — Got My Vote
• MU — Miss U
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• J/K — Just Kidding
• O>- — snowboarder
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• GFU — Good for You
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• PS — Playstation
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• 8O — Shocked
• HM — Home
• NM — Nothing Much
• BOL — Be On Later
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• SUM1 — Someone
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• 1NAM — One in a million
• BO — Buzz Off
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• N2 — Into
• RTS — Read the Screen
• MOOCH — Freeload
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• PHKR — fucker
• LFG — Looking For Group
• SME1 — Some One

• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• QT — Quiet
• AIIC — As If I Care
• QS — Quick Start
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• ARC — Archive
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• 2N — tune
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• FW — Forward
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• GLA — Good Luck All
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• ABT2 — About To
• YATB — You Are the Best
• EVA — Ever
• NRN — No response necessary
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• BIC — Best in Class
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• CUS — Because
• @-) — Hypnotized
• VGG — Very Good Game
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• LY — Love Ya
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• MM — Market Maker
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• BME — Based on My Experience
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• KK — Knock, knock
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss

• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• :-C — Astonished
• LOA — List of acronyms
• (.V.) — Breasts
• TAH — Take A Hike
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• ADAM — Adamant
• DN — Down
• II — I'm impressed
• AIS — As I Said
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• IUSS — If You Say So
• YRG — You Are Good!
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• HB — Hurry Back
• LI — LinkedIn
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• DH — Dear Hubby
• ABU — All bugged up
• ATST — At the Same Time
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• BIB — Boss is back
• KIA — Know It All
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• DDH — Death dot heal
• HBO — Home Box Office
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• OAO — Over and Out
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• M/F — Male/Female
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• CL — Clan Leader
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• D2 — Dedos
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• 2EZ — Too easy
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• 420 — Lets Get High
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• ATW — All the Web

• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• MVN — movin
• CMUTE — commute
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• :0 — Hungry
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• OTW — Off To Work
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• BOC — But of Course
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• NTK — Need To Know
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• PTB — Please Text Back
• CR8 — Create
• WAY — What About You?
• PWN — To own
• GOK — God Only Knows
• DE — Dead End
• CW — Complete Wank
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• AYF — All Your Fault
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• 8-) — Bandit
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• :-(0) — Shouting
• WAI — What an Idiot
• OPM — Other People's Money
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• FYA — For Your Action
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• EOB — End Of Business
• DD — Dreaded Disease

• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• OD — OverDose
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• IAYL — In A While
• JDI — Just Do It
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• MP — Mana Points
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• OOI — Out of Interest
• ADN — Any Day Now
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• RA — Resident Assistant
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• NWO — No Way Out
• THANQ — Thank You
• YT — YouTube
• PS — Photoshop
• ST — Such That
• NEB — Nebula)
• BAC — By Any Chance
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• AB — Ass Backwards
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• K — Okay
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• BS — Big Smile
• GG — Go Girl
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• YF — Wife
• G9 — Genius
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• CRA — crazy
• ;-) — Twinkle
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me

• CYO — See You Online
• OO — Over and Out
• GNIGHT — Good night
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• IA8 — I already ate
• 3=====D — Penis
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• B — Before
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• NEWB — Newbie
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• CUA — Common User Access
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• UT2L — You take too long
• :-7 — Smirk
• 4K — fork
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• PWNED — Owned
• FS — Full Screen
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• ST — Star Trek
• :-O — Appalled
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• GDZ — Greater demons

• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• NFW — Not for Work
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• A/N — Author's Note
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• BEOS — Nudge
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• IHY — I Hate You
• WT — Without Thinking
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• :-) . — I have an inny
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• JOO — you
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• PZ — peace
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• CU — Cracking Up
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• U — You
• IB — I'm Back
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• NECH — Nechryael
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• NFS — Not For Sale
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• GA — Go Ahead
• CUL — Catch You Later
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• TD — Tower Defense
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• GG — Good Games
• CBALL — Cannonball
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• MEH — just okay

• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• CW — Castle Wars
• CMXI — 911
• TW — Team Work
• 2Q — took you
• D — Dragon
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• TM — Thread Mangler
• NV — envy
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• TM — Time
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• WAB — What Another Bill
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• IMU — I miss u
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• BAC — Back At Computer
• TTB — Trips to bank
• 4 — Four
• YT — You There?
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• CLD — could
• 8 — Infinity
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• YD — Yesterday
• CY — Calm Yourself
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• O — Over to You
• JJA — just joking around
• WAB — What A Bummer
• YM — You're welcome
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• TLG — The Living God
• 4VA — forever
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• STR — Strength
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• GB — Goodbye

• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• FPS — Frames per second.
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• ENUF — Enough
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• 10SE — Tennesse
• AIW — As It Were
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• XS — In excess of
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• JO — Jerking off
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• BCO — Big crush on
• MIA — Missing In Action
• CFS — Care for Secret
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• CUNS — See You In School
• PA — Pay Attention
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• BC — Because
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• O — Oh
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• THNQ — Thank You
• WEP — Weapon
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• WC — Welcome
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• PL — Platoon Leader
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• LYT — light
• AISB — As It Should Be
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• URH — You are hot
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me

• DA — The
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• TO — Take Over
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• EL — Evil Laugh
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• IMS — I Must Say
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• AH — At home
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• GM — Good Match
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• POOF — I have left the chat
• CW — Current Weight
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• IAC — In Any Case
• POOF — Good-bye
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• GM — Got Milk?
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• UDR — other
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• CX — Correction(s)
• *W* — wink
• IBT — In Between Technology
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• OMW — Oh my word
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• 0 — Zero
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• HLM — he loves me
• GTG — Good To Go
• AV8 — Aviate
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard

• MEH — so-so
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• BR — Bathroom
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• CNP — Continued on next post
• TG — That's Great
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• D/L — Download
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• CNP — Continuednext post
• :-(( — Really Sad
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• BG — Bad Game
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• :-) — Happy
• AOC — Available on cell
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• ASIG — And so it goes
• LTD — Living the Dream
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• RLR — Earlier
• FF — Follow Friday
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• ONRY — ornery
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• CBL — Come Back Later
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• OTW — On the Whole
• PRFXN — perfection
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• PB — Potty Break
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• 3 — The letter E
• AB — Ah Bless!
• IRT — In regards to

• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• DS — this
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• ALA — As Long As
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• YA — Yet Another
• S — Sigh
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• X — Ecstasy
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• OU — I owe you
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• EME — Eat Me
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• L2G — Like to go
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• UL — You Will
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• DF — Dear Friend
• EOS — End of Show
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• MMK — okay?
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• IMTM — I am the man
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• RG — Re-group
• JW — Just wondering
• GS — Good Shot
• NS — Nice Shot
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• N — In
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• GM — Good Move
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• ABTA — Good-bye
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• YTTL — You take too long
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• KIX — kicks

• QL — Quit Laughing
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• ;-<> — Drooling
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• CP — Sleepy
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• CUA — See You Around
• NVMD — Nevermind
• DYFI — Did you find it
• YR — Your
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• ONL — Online
• MITH — Mithril
• H20 — water
• LVS — loves
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• GIMME — Give Me
• OJ — Only Joking
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• ;^) — Smirking
• PL8 — Plate
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• IC — In-Character
• TQ — Te Quiero
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• *G* — Giggle
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• YD — You'Re Dead
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• CX — Cancelled
• BT — Between technologies
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• BN — Bad news
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• KO — Knockout
• IF — In (the) Front
• BAD — Broken as designed
• OLL — Online Love
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• UTT — Under The Table
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• NW — No Way
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• WL — Whatta loser
• 3 — Three

• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• 10 — Ten
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• FSCK — File System Check
• ARDY — Ardougne
• G8 — Gate
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• FU — Fuck You
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• TNT — Until next time
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• DT — Desert Treasure
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• GR — Good Race
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• AIW — As It Was
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• BAY — Back at ya
• ICUR — I See You Are
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• 6S — success
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• MGB — May God Bless
• TA — Thanks a lot
• 19 — Zero Hand
• QSO — Conversation
• RT — Retweet
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One

• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• EZ — Easy Listening
• EMSG — Email Message
• 6 — Six
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• MOF — Male or Female
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• ITRW — In The Real World
• NP — Nosey parents
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• QR — Cure
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• 8-O — Shocked
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• WKD — Weekend
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• DD — Death Dot
• WRU — Who Are You
• QIK — Quick
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• AMMY — Amulet
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• MMB — Message Me Back
• TDS — Tormented demons
• OVR — OVeRlay
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• TAB — Tablet
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• :-{ — Mustache
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• P2P — Pay to play
• CHINS — Chinchompas

• :-& — Sick
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• REQ — Request
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• <:-| — Monk
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• BL — Belly Laugh
• YTM — You the Man
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• X-( — You're Mad!
• RX — prescriptions
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• %V — Picasso
• :-R — Raspberry
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• AYW — As you were
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• OD — Oh Dear
• :-J — Smirk
• LNDN — London
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• DUCT — Did You See That
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• WTM — Who's the man
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• JAC — Just a second
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• 9 — nein

• WAD — Without A Doubt
• 1 — One
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• SWORD — Swordfish
• EL8 — elate
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• WK — Week
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• BB — Big Brother
• PK — Player Killer
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• BC — Be Cool
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• GT — Good Try
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• OYO — On Your Own
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• FF — Friends Forever
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• CFY — Calling for You
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• XTC — Ecstasy
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• BS — Bull Shit
• TNT — dynamite
• :-* — Bitter
• DH — Dick Head
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• 8-P — Yuck!
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• GAS — Got A Second
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• |-O — Snoring
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps

• 1CE — Once
• () — Hugging
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• L8RS — Laters
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• WH — World Hopper
• DA — father
• ZUP — What's up?
• — Yawning
• TXT — Text
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• STFU — Shut The Fucked Up
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• 44UM — foresome
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• (:-) — Big Face
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• WTMI — Way to much information
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• CON — Construction
• DU — Don't understand
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• SK8TR — Skater
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• YW — You are welcome
• COH — City of Heroes
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• EL8D — elated
• 2G4 — Together
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing

• BGS — Bandos godsword
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• NMH — Not Much Here
• PRT — Please Retweet
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• N1 — Nice One
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• CB — Crazy baby
• B/F — Boyfriend
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• CRE8 — Create
• IHU — I Hate You
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• DL — Darklight
• FYF — from your friend
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• T — Think Positive
• ATT — Attack
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• **** — Popcorn
• DRAG — Dragon
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• NTK — Nice to Know
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• GG — Brother
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• YTG — You're the greatest
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• CIAO — Good-bye
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• :-'| — Sniffles
• SUTH — So use to haters
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• BL8D — belated
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• :-D — Laugher

• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• BOB — Back off buddy
• EM — E-Mail
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• NL — not likely
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• YRS — wires
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• NECRO — Necromancer
• SQP — scoop
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• ATB — All The Best
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• TALLY — Talisman
• PRON — pornography
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• IAE — In Any Event
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• KB — Kick Butt
• NR — Nice Roll
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• OOTO — Out of the office
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• TBL — Text back later
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• OJ — Orange Juice
• PWNAGE — Ownage

• HP — Hit Point(s)
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• NME — Enemy
• 4EVR — Forever
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• X-( — Just died
• TOU — Thinking of You
• 4F — for fun
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• ?4U — Question For You
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• CYL — See You Later
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• NC — New Conglomerate
• OOC — Out of Character
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• NM — No Message
• W — Wink
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• LYB — Love You Babe
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• D — Diphtheria
• 2BH — to be honest
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• JAM — Just A Minute
• SUP? — What's up?
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• URAQT! — you are a cutie!
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• AGN — Again
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• LEMME — Let me
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• 8 — Ate

• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• WFM — Works For Me
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• GI — Good Idea
• DVS — devious
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• LTS — Laughing to self
• :-D — Grinning
• POW — Prisoner of war
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• 8) — Frog
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• NYM — New York Minute
• TOTAL — Total level
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• OVA — Over
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• SARA — Saradomin
• 5 — Five
• YR — Yeah Right
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• BG — Big Grin
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• BT — Bite This
• N2M — Not to Mention
• TUI — Turning You in
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• BIF — Before I Forget
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• OG — Original Guild
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• WUW — What U Want

• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• 6UAL — Sexual
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• (//_') — emo
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• WRK — Work
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• QSL — Reply
• &&&& — Pretzels
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• JAD — Just Another Day
• RQ — RageQuit
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• VRY — Very
• 2GETHER — together
• RWT — Real World Trading
• VINE — Whip Vine
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• SQ — Square shield
• DA — there
• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• IYQ — I like you
• BWO — Black White or Other
• -:-) — Punk
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• VWD — Very Well Done
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• G — Giggle
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• MLM — give the middle finger
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• DK — Don't known
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• NFI — No Fucking Idea

• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• AT — At Your Terminal
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• BRAC — Bracelet
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• :O) — Clown
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• Q — Question
• NFM — Not for Me
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• DR — didn't read
• BHL8 — Be home late
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• FF — Fish Flingers
• [] — Hug
• MU — Miss Universe
• URTM — You Are the Man
• MUD — Multi User Domain
• ASSIST — Assist System
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• P* — French kiss
• EMMY — Emerald
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• :( ) — shouting
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• BAS — Big butt smile
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• SC — Stay Cool
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever

• OOM — Out Of Mana
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• =P~ — Drooling
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• FM — Fine Magic
• 10SION — tension
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• N00B — Newbie
• (:-* — Kiss
• TTM — To the Moderator
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• "8*# — drunk
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• DYLM — do you like me
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• SAT — Sorry About That
• NT — Night Training
• TOG — Tears of Guthix
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• NG — New Game
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• BBNS — Big bones
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• SOT — Short Of Time
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• MEM — Member
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• FOOMCL — Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
• * — Kiss
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• FBH — Federal Bureau of Hackers
• DNR — Dinner

• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• DGT — Don't go there
• NCG — New College Graduate
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• WDYK — What Do You Know?
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• KK — Okey
• SOL — Sooner Or Later
• REHI — Hello Again
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• RRR — Har, har, har
• :X — Hear no evil
• POQADCB — Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
• JML — Join me later
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• TPC — The Phone Company
• MM — Sister
• PILLARED — Jokes that refer to an anti-climactic ending to a quest
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• CRB — Come Right Back
• TH — Treasure Hunter
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
• DEF — Defence
• 8 — Eight
• IMI — I Mean It
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• BTTT — Back To The Top
• BBQ — Barbeque
• STD — Seal The Deal
• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• SYT — See You Tonight
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• :-( ) — Shocked
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• IOMH — In over my head
• :-X — Small Kiss

• 4AYN — for all you know
• EWG — Evil Wicked Grin
• TMOT — Trust Me On This
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• KOS — Kid Over Shoulder
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• YM — You Mean ...
• LNT — lost in translation
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• F — Female
• BOM — bitch of mine
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• N/M — Never Mind
• ATS — About to sprout
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• GAC — Get A Clue
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• NAT — Nature rune
• HWS(PEST) — Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
• :'-( — Crying
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• R — Restricted area
• Q — Queue
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read