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• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• MEHH — sigh
• %-} — Intoxicated
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• W8R — waiter
• TM8 — tomato
• :"> — embarrassed
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• TBH — To Be Honest
• GH — Getting Hard
• :I — Expresses indifference
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• :-() — Yelling
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• WASSUP — what's up?
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• FRM — From
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• KS — Kill Steal
• FKS — fucks
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• D9 — denyin
• YQ — I Like You
• — Joking
• :-/ — Skeptical
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• 5-0 — Police
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• 4RM — from
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• :-| — Ambivalent
• BSF — Be serious folks
• FALLY — Falador.

• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• ZERKER — Berserker
• L8R — Later
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• R8D — rated
• GNA — Good night all
• L8ER — Later
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• W/ — With
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• 0:-) — angel
• :- — Undecided
• O4U — Only for You
• ABT — About
• U4IC — euphoric
• VFM — Value For Money
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• 0 :-) — Angel
• SK8 — Skate
• G4I — Go for It
• IKR — I Know Right
• S'OK — it's okay
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• NYT — Night
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• O :-) — An angel
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• B-DAY — Birthday
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• K4U — Kiss for you
• OOF — Out of Facility
• 511 — Too much information
• N EMA — enema
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• IMO — In My Opinion
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• Z% — Zoo
• PST — Please Send Tell
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday

• TA2 — tatoo
• G4U — Good for You
• :-| — undecided
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• X! — Typical Woman
• 2D4 — To Die For
• BJ — Blow Job
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• OIC — Oh I See
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• Y/- — Why not?
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• UI! — You Idiot
• WAT UP — What's up?
• KEWL — Cool
• HUD — How You Doing
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• D46? — Down for sex?
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• R8RS — Raiders
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• O RLY — oh really
• W@ — What
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• H4X0R — Hacker
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• && — and
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• U-L — You Will
• T BOW — Training bow
• E.G — For example
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• XLNT — Excellent
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• WANNA — Want to
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• D8R — dater
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• >:-( — Annoyed

• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• SOS — Someone Special
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• Y! — Typical Man
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• D00D — Dude
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• X — Kiss
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• }-) — Wry smile
• B-( — Beat Up
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• PEEPS — People
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• I1DR — I Wonder
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• J00 — You
• W/END — weekend
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• ISO — In Search Of
• GM — Good Morning
• XNTRK — eccentric
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• D8N — datin
• Q4U — question for you
• ATM — At The Moment
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• PPL — People
• VIP — Very Important Person
• F? — Friends
• WBU — What About You?
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• SMT — Something
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• T2GO — Time to Go

• HAGO — Have A Good One
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• HALLY — Halberd
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• C):O) — cowboy
• W# — World #
• XI10 — Exciting
• K8T — Katie
• » — Raquo
• B8 — bait
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• P-( — Pirate
• XI 10 — Exciting
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• LMK — Let Me Know
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• M-) — See no evil
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• G4Y — Good For You
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• ¿;) — Elvis
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• O-&-< — Person bored
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• C[T] — cup of tea
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• C=:-) — Chef
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• K/B — Keyboard
• 2LY — truly
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• PLS — Please
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar

• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• 10Q — Thank You
• BTW — By The Way
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• P^{) — pirate
• 10S — tennis
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• M$ — Microsoft
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• J00R — your
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• ASF — And So Forth
• GN — Good Night
• DV8 — Deviate
• M80S — Mateys
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• C|B-) — Ali G
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• ZIPN — zippin
• P-ZA — Pizza
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• J/P — Just Playing
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• BMW — Be My Wife
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• P@H — parents at home
• P^) — pirate
• TC — Take Care
• GNITE — Good night
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• WWW — World Wide Web
• H8TTU — Hate to be you

• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• O==3 — Penis
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• QC — Quality Control
• FAB — Fabulous
• W/O — Without
• MYO — Mind your own
• FISH — First In Still Here
• 81 — Hells Angels
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• TA2D — tatood
• KOK — Knock
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• O:-( — model
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• IP — Internet Protocol
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• JMN — jammin
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• N4CMT — enforcement
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• 6 — Sex
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• AA — Adios Amigo
• THO — Though
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• WTG — Way To Go
• HAXOR — Hacker
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• MSG — Message
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• BFN — Bye for Now
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• SUP — What's Up?
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• OTP — On the Phone
• RZN — raisin

• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• JK — Just kidding
• POC — Point Of Contact
• 6SR — successor
• IRL — In Real Life
• FYI — For Your Information
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• KS — Kill-Steal
• B4 — Before
• DD — Darling Daughter
• RNG — Range
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• 59 — fine
• 7K — Sick
• LP — Life Points
• XME — Excuse Me
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• (_() — Marshmallow
• .02 — My two cents worth
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• O>- — snowboarder
• 182 — I Hate You
• 1E9 — a billion
• HUGZ — Hugs
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• :-0 — Talkative
• BBL — Be Back Later
• HB — Hug Back
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• EOF — End Of File
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• ATTN — Attention
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• MWAH — kiss
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• KT — Katie
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• COZ — Because
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• NVM — Never Mind
• IDC — I Don't Care
• PM — Private Message

• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• GBU — God Bless You
• NTHING — Nothing
• TBA — To Be Advised
• BRT — Be Right There
• SB — Somebody
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• NP — No Problem
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• V — Very
• VM — Voice Mail
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• M8 — Mate
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• W8 — Wait
• ALCON — All Concerned
• BCOZ — Because
• NFS — Network File System
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• THX — Thanks
• RX — Regards
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• LOLWUT — What?
• 2TH — Tooth
• BOT — Back on Topic
• IR8 — irate
• Y — Why?
• EOM — End Of Message
• BZ — Busy
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• TB — Text Back
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• DS — Darling Son
• WDYT — What Do You Think?

• N/A — Not Applicable
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• :-){ — Beard
• LOP — Low on Power
• BRB — Be right back
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• DOA — dead on arrival
• K — Kiss
• TXS — Thanks
• IK — I Know
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• WC — Wrong Chat
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• TMB — Text Me Back
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• NVR — Never
• Y2K — Year 2000
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• 1337 — Elite
• DBA — Doing Business As
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• ADDY — Adamant
• 55555 — Laughing
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• SRY — Sorry
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• B9 — Boss is watching
• 10X — Thanks
• ER — Emergency Room
• INV ME — Invite Me
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• ADDY — Address
• BF — Boyfriend
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• JV — Joint Venture
• 4RE — Ferrari
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines

• AML — All My Love
• PXT — Please Explain That
• 22 — Tuesday
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• TY — Thank You
• BLK — Black
• POV — Point Of View
• OT — Overtime
• FTF — Face To Face
• H — Hug
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• B4N — Bye for Now
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• IE — Internet Explorer
• PROLLY — Probably
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• WTH — What The Heck?
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• NUFF — Enough Said
• ILU — I Love You
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• WYD — what are you doing
• QT — Cutie
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• H8 — Hate
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• ADD — Address
• DD — Dear Daughter
• ADR — Address
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• UL — Upload
• CYA — See You
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• DM — Do me
• AH — asshole
• L8 — Late
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• YGG — You Go Girl

• EOD — End Of Discussion
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• GFY — Good For You
• FXION8 — affectionate
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• 4E — Forever
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• SIS — sister
• TX — Thanks
• IOW — In Other Words
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• BR8 — berate
• EOD — End Of Day
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• R — Are
• WKND — Weekend
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• MOB — Mobile
• WU — What's Up?
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• FU — Future Use
• 4U — For You
• 121 — One-To-One
• FF — Friendly Fire
• SOZ — Sorry
• DERP — silly
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• YCT — Your Comment To
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• PIZ — parents in room
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• :-Q — Smoker
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• SQ — Square
• 2NTE — Tonight
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• SRSLY — Seriously
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)

• EMA — E-Mail Address
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• VR — Virtual Reality
• BDAY — Birthday
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• AA — As above
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• TBD — To Be Determined
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• OP — Original Poster
• PS — Post Scriptum
• LYK — like
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• GTH — Go To Hell
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• RU — Are You?
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• DS — Dear Son
• AWS — As We Speak
• OMW — On My Way
• HH — Ha-ha
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• TC — Telephone Call
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• FN — Function
• NT — Nice Try
• BRD — Bored
• DUN — Don't
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• BD — Big Deal

• 1457 — Last
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• KEYA — I will key you later
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• CUL8R — See You Later
• DH — Dear Husband
• WB — Welcome Back
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• DNS — Domain Name System
• IM — Instant Message
• GD — Good
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• OTP — One True Pairing
• LV — love
• G — Grin
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• RW — Real World
• MB — Message Board
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• NLT — No Later Than
• AISI — As I See It
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• UW — You're Welcome
• NFC — No fucking clue
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• C — See
• AFB — Away from Brain
• LGH — Lets Get High
• APP — Application
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• USU — Usually
• STR8 — Straight
• CC — Carbon Copy
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• 4AO — For adults only
• CU — See You
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• TTLY — Totally
• EOL — End Of Life
• TBC — To Be Continued
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• BBS — Be back soon
• AWESO — Awesome
• SIG — Special Interest Group

• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• JC — Just Checking
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• PROGGY — computer program
• GL — Good Luck
• U2 — You Too
• LOL — laughting out loud
• 404 — I Don't Know
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• CMB — Call Me Back
• :-, — Smirk
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• B/C — Because
• SUX — sucks
• SYL — See You Later
• BLOG — Web Log
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• AFC — Away from Computer
• NO — Number
• 1E6 — a million
• JJ — Just Joking
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• SMS — Short Message Service
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• FO — Fuck Off
• NE1 — Anyone
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• HW — Homework
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• WC — Who Cares?
• OP — Operator
• INFO — Information
• GFN — Gone for Now
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• AP — Apple Pie
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• RS — Runescape
• PW — Pow Wow
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• RUOK — Are you okay?

• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• NM — Never Mind
• OZ — Australia
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• RE — Hello Again
• RN — Right Now
• BTA — But Then Again
• PLZ — Please
• RLY — Really
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• 6Y — sexy
• JT — Just Teasing
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• CE — Creative Editing
• HF — Have Fun
• UGH — Disgusted
• 8 — Oral Sex
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• NRG — Energy
• 6UL — sexual
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• THR — there
• TYT — Take Your Time
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• MC — Merry Christmas
• SS — So Sorry
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• TOM — Tomorrow
• OTW — On the Way
• SUL — See You Later
• LOLO — Lots of love
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• LDY — lady
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• W/E — Whatever
• WAT — What
• SYS — See You Soon
• E1 — Everyone
• D8 — date
• GGA — Good Game All
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside

• SEC — Second
• RGDS — Regards
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• 2NITE — Tonight
• PS — PostScript
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• FE — Fatal Error
• PWR — Power
• BS — Bullshit
• NHL — National Hockey League
• GRL — Girl
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• 4EVER — Forever
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• UTM — You Tell Me
• Z — Zero
• KBD — Keyboard
• NBD — No Big Deal
• CLK — click
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• GR8 — Great
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• EG — Evil Grin
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• GND — Ground
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• ABD — Already Been Done
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• CID — Consider It Done
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• JK — Joke
• AO — Anarchy Online
• SOL — shit outta luck
• PW — Password
• 4NR — Foreigner

• :-I — Indifferent
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• CUL — See You Later
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• IML — I love you
• SPK — Speak
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• 411 — Info
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• TK — To Come
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• ASO — And So On
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• NE — Any
• NC — No Comment
• CO — Conference
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• BST — But Seriously Though
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• NT — No Text
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• FB — Facebook
• A4 — afford
• MF — motherfucker
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• AISB — As I Said Before
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• NA — Not Applicable
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• BAU — Business As Usual
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• AZN — Asian
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• OOO — Out Of Office
• IC — I See
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• TU — Thank You
• GA — Good Afternoon

• <3 — Heart
• HW — Hardware
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• W — With
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• SF — Science Fiction
• UR — Your
• NET — Internet
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• DM — Dungeon Master
• K — Kilo-
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• MOI — Me (French)
• BV — Behind view
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• 9T — night
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• ABBY — Abyssal
• 2L8 — Too Late
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• LOC — Locate
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• 420 — Marijuana
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• CB — Coffee Break
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• S2R — Send to Receive
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• H/O — Hold On
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• YTB — You're The Best
• GRMBL — Grumble
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• CUS — See You Soon
• LAM — Leave A Message
• CM — Call Me
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• WG — Wicked Grin
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• OM — Old Man

• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• FRT — For Real Though
• IME — In My Experience
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• AIGHT — Alright
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• QH — Quick hop
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• CHK — Check
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• LO — Hello
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• NG — No Good
• WWY — Where Were You?
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• DL — Download
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• BMG — Be My Guest
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• JC — Just Curious
• LYL — Love You Lots
• 2 — To
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• BRH — Be Right Here
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• OS — Operating System
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• : @ — Shouting
• C — Cool Breeze
• BION — Believe It or Not
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• WTF — what the fuck
• EZ — Easy
• 88 — Bye-Bye

• UBD — User Brain Damage
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• 6A — sexy
• DW — Don't Worry
• BKA — Better Known As
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• GRRRR — Growling
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• M — Male
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• FBM — Fine By Me
• F2T — Free to Talk
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• MN8 — emanate
• HIG — How's It Going
• N/A — Not Available
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• TUFD — The User File Died
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• CB — Chat Brat
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• BITD — Back in the Day
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• QQ — Quick Question
• GW — Getting Wet
• R8 — Rate
• KB — Keyboard
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• BF — Best Friend
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• @WRK — At Work
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• JAS — Just A Second
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• LYK — Let You Know
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• PBM — Play By Mail

• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• GBY — God Bless You
• IFF — If and Only If
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• 4U2C — for you to see
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• TTS — Text To Speech
• LTR — Later
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• BOT — Be on that
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• FU — Follow-Up
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• NM — Not Much
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• TNX — Thanks
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• WB — Write Back
• PO — Piss Off
• AYK — As You Know
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• HD — Hold
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• AAR — At Any Rate
• LD — Long Distance
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• MAC — Media Access Control
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• OB — Obligatory
• 4 — For
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• 2DAY — Today
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• 4EVA — Forever
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• THNX — Thanks
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• HD — Head

• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• BPS — bits per second
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• 1DR — I wonder
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• FWD — Forward
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• VC — Venture Capital
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• CUZ — Because
• VN — Very Nice
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• NOOB — Newbie
• AWA — As Well As
• UNEEK — unique
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• 2U2 — To You Too
• GOI — Get Over It
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• !-( — Black eye
• BUMP — Increment
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• WUD — What You Doing
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• :-' — Undecided
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• OBV — Obviously
• DIS — Did I Say
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)

• PD — Public Domain
• JFF — Just For Fun
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• B — Be
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• OTT — Over The Top
• G2G — Got To Go
• SYSOP — System Operator
• YHM — You Have Mail
• PLD — Played
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• HB — Happy Birthday
• HMT — Here's My Try
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• BR — Best regards
• B2B — Back to Back
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• IDL — Ideal
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• PTB — Powers That Be
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• TMA — Take My Advice
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• BW — Best Wishes
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• BK — Bot kill
• WITW — What in the World?
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• MMA — Meet me at
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• 6E — sexy
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• &-) — Stoned
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• AIR — As I Remember

• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• ED — Erase Display
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• AOE — Area of Effect
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• NMP — Not My Problem
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• DW — Dear Wife
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• HRU — How Are You?
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• HL — Half Life
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• OT — Off Topic
• 1D10T — Idiot
• W4U — Waiting for You
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• MB — Maybe
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• PC — Player Character
• 2CUTE — too cute
• TIL — Today I Learned
• SFW — Safe for Work
• OOP — Out of Power
• B — Back
• BB — Be Back
• RUT — Are You There?
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• YG — Young Gentleman
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• ICL — In Christian Love
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• IONO — I Don't Know
• M — Million

• IMS — I Am Sorry
• @ — at
• LFG — Looking For Group
• RT — Roger That
• TM — Trust Me
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• YL — Young Lady
• R — Rare
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• LIC — Like I Care
• GONNA — Going to
• ACPT — Accept
• NAP — Not A Problem
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• GAL — Get A Life
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• :-9 — Salivating
• CTO — Check This Out
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• B4U — Before You
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• COS — Change Of Subject
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• DUPE — Duplicate
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• PERV — pervert
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• WTF — What The Freak
• DC — Disconnected
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• 4GET — Forget
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• LFM — Looking for More
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• PIC — Picture
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• GD — Good Day
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• DTS — Don't Think So
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• GI — Google It
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• 4NK8 — Sex
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products

• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• ST8 — state
• ESP — Especially
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• PCM — Please Call Me
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• BT — Byte This
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• AOTA — All of the Above
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• A55 — ass
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• COS — Because
• UR — You Are
• JC — Just Chilling
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• X — Exchange
• 86 — Out of
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• WTT — Want To Trade
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• WO — Without
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• Z — it means said
• EM — Excuse Me
• B2W — Back to Work
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• AAF — As A Friend
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• AA — Always Afloat
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• SOS — Same Old Story
• AYT — Are You There

• @-) — Hypnotized
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• B9 — benign
• ARG — Argument
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• MIN — Minute
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• OM — Oh My
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• OH — Overheard
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• :-@! — Cursing
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• FSR — For Some Reason
• OL — Old Lady
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• MV — Move
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• BOK — Bouquet
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• MED — Medium
• FM — Fucking Magic
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• 2LN — toolin
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• HBU — How about you?
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• 9 — Nine
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago

• NN — Not Now
• LD — Later Dude
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• VENG — Vengeance
• YHL — You Have Lost
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• NA — No Access
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• RTG — Ready to Go
• RYT — write
• LOM — Low on Mana
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• NOOB — New person
• NTS — Note to Self
• (.V.) — Breasts
• FB — Fucking buddy
• EOR — End of Rant
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• OOTD — One of These Days
• CP — Chat Post
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• DP — Display Picture
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• GFI — Go For It
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• QS10 — question
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• SH — Shit Happens
• TM — Text Message
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• ! — Surprised
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• GH — Good Hand
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• :^) — Broken nose
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters

• PW — Persistent World
• 2 — Too Add
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• SL — Squad Leader
• W3 — World Wide Web
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• BF — Blast Furnace
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• INV — Inventory
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• RENTS — Parents
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• IDK — I don’t know
• 4N — Foreign
• E — Ecstasy
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• YNK — You Never Know
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• AIH — As It Happens
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• STW — Search the Web
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• JIC — Just In Case
• URW — You Are Welcome
• MTF — More to Follow
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)

• TLGO — The List Goes On
• Y — Yaw
• SW — So What?
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• BC — Basket Case
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• CC — Clan Chat
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• BB — Bumble Bee
• IYSS — If You Say So
• BARB — Barbarian
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• EOS — End of Story
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• 4 — Second Base
• LUV — Love
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• L2K — Like to come
• <33 — heart
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• %*} — Inebriated
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• ADAM — Adamant
• IS — I'm Sorry
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• FWM — Fine With Me
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• J/K — Just Kidding
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• MGMT — Management
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• CT — Can't Talk
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall

• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• LOB — Lobster
• NFS — Need For Speed
• P — Partner
• MU — Miss U
• CU2 — See You Too
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• HM — Home
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• WP — Wrong Person
• BM — Bite Me
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• YF — Wife
• WUP — What's Up
• :( — Sad, without nose
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• CAM — Camera
• 4Q — Fuck You
• G2R — Got to Run
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• WTH — What The Hell?
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• ETA — Edited To Add
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• BCOS — Because
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• II — I'm impressed
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• 10C — Tennesse
• MM — Market Maker
• HAU — How About You?
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• SB — Should Be
• N2 — Into
• OTW — Off To Work
• S — Smile

• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• D — Diathermy
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• RD — Research and Development
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• GJ — Good Job
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• NO1 — No-One
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• YKW — You Know What
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• CRYS — crystal
• RTS — Read the Screen
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• WEBO — Webopedia
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• OPM — Other People's Money
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• GFU — Good for You
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• PZ — peace
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• SN — Soon

• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• BIC — Best in Class
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• ATST — At the Same Time
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• ZMG — Oh My God
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• CSW — can't see why
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• ARC — Archive
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• ABU — All bugged up
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• EOB — End Of Business
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• IAYL — In A While
• BOL — Be On Later
• K — Okay
• *G* — Grin
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• AYF — All Your Fault
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• BO — Buzz Off
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• 1NAM — One in a million
• GG — Good Going
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• WAI — What an Idiot
• SK8R — Skater
• LY — Love Ya
• CUS — Because
• LYT — light
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• |-O — Yawning
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• STR8N — straighten

• MOOCH — Freeload
• AB — Ass Backwards
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• DN — Down
• GDZ — Greater demons
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• ABT2 — About To
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• SME1 — Some One
• KK — Knock, knock
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• OO — Over and Out
• FYA — For Your Action
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• MVN — movin
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• DDH — Death dot heal
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• NEB — Nebula)
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• OOI — Out of Interest
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• AIIC — As If I Care
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• NRN — No response necessary
• LI — LinkedIn
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• EVA — Ever
• G9 — Genius
• YT — You There?
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• GMV — Got My Vote
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• CLD — could
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• DH — Dear Hubby
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer

• HB — Hurry Back
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• 2EZ — Too easy
• NM — Nothing Much
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• OAO — Over and Out
• 8O — Shocked
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• FW — Forward
• ADN — Any Day Now
• QS — Quick Start
• GLA — Good Luck All
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• SUM1 — Someone
• BME — Based on My Experience
• 2N — tune
• YTTL — You take too long
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• LOA — List of acronyms
• BOC — But of Course
• 2Q — took you
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• :-C — Astonished
• IHY — I Hate You
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• PHKR — fucker
• YT — YouTube
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• MP — Mana Points
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• QT — Quiet
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)

• AIS — As I Said
• IB — I'm Back
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• YATB — You Are the Best
• CW — Complete Wank
• BS — Big Smile
• IUSS — If You Say So
• TAH — Take A Hike
• CX — Correction(s)
• CL — Clan Leader
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• PS — Playstation
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• PTB — Please Text Back
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• PWN — To own
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• ATW — All the Web
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• 4K — fork
• GTG — Good To Go
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• VGG — Very Good Game
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• TTB — Trips to bank
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• D2 — Dedos
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• CMUTE — commute
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• BIB — Boss is back
• HBO — Home Box Office
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• JO — Jerking off
• CR8 — Create
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• BAC — By Any Chance
• GOK — God Only Knows

• YRG — You Are Good!
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• CRA — crazy
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• ABTA — Good-bye
• 420 — Lets Get High
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• KIA — Know It All
• CUA — Common User Access
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• THANQ — Thank You
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• M/F — Male/Female
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• DA — The
• NECH — Nechryael
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• :-(0) — Shouting
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• JJA — just joking around
• :-7 — Smirk
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• :0 — Hungry
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• BC — Because
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• FWB — Friend With Benefits

• DE — Dead End
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• 8-) — Bandit
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• GG — Good Games
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• BAC — Back At Computer
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• GNIGHT — Good night
• CMXI — 911
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• OD — OverDose
• JDI — Just Do It
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• ;-) — Twinkle
• AH — At home
• PWNED — Owned
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• CYO — See You Online
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• NWO — No Way Out
• 3=====D — Penis
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• ST — Such That
• NFW — Not for Work
• :-O — Appalled
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• IBT — In Between Technology
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• TLG — The Living God
• GG — Go Girl
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• GA — Go Ahead
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect

• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• MEH — just okay
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• CU — Cracking Up
• WAY — What About You?
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• 4 — Four
• O — Over to You
• U — You
• UT2L — You take too long
• D/L — Download
• CUNS — See You In School
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• NTK — Need To Know
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• CBALL — Cannonball
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• B — Before
• :-) . — I have an inny
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• 10SE — Tennesse
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• PS — Photoshop
• JOO — you
• GB — Goodbye
• MMK — okay?
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• AV8 — Aviate
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• IA8 — I already ate
• ENUF — Enough
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• IMS — I Must Say
• WT — Without Thinking
• CUL — Catch You Later
• BEOS — Nudge
• WAB — What A Bummer

• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• IAC — In Any Case
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• IMU — I miss u
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• URH — You are hot
• YM — You're welcome
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• YD — Yesterday
• FS — Full Screen
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• LTD — Living the Dream
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• A/N — Author's Note
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• 4VA — forever
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• H20 — water
• RA — Resident Assistant
• AB — Ah Bless!
• NEWB — Newbie
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• FPS — Frames per second.
• CY — Calm Yourself
• AIW — As It Was
• NFS — Not For Sale
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• D — Dragon
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• THNQ — Thank You
• DYFI — Did you find it
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email

• OU — I owe you
• KO — Knockout
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• POOF — Good-bye
• BCO — Big crush on
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• FF — Follow Friday
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• IRT — In regards to
• CW — Castle Wars
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• AIW — As It Were
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• ST — Star Trek
• KIX — kicks
• GM — Good Match
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• 0 — Zero
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• OMW — Oh my word
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• 8 — Infinity
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• EL — Evil Laugh
• UDR — other
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• ITRW — In The Real World

• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• CW — Current Weight
• RG — Re-group
• BC — Be Cool
• MIA — Missing In Action
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• TW — Team Work
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• WC — Welcome
• S — Sigh
• TM — Time
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• MEH — so-so
• TD — Tower Defense
• PRFXN — perfection
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• WAB — What Another Bill
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• YD — You'Re Dead
• NV — envy
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• STR — Strength
• CFS — Care for Secret
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• BT — Between technologies
• DD — Death Dot
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• EOS — End of Show
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• RT — Retweet
• IMTM — I am the man
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• *W* — wink
• BG — Bad Game
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• AISB — As It Should Be
• BAD — Broken as designed
• L2G — Like to go
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• GIMME — Give Me
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe

• TM — Thread Mangler
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• RLR — Earlier
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• XS — In excess of
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• :-) — Happy
• IF — In (the) Front
• CFY — Calling for You
• CBL — Come Back Later
• OJ — Only Joking
• CNP — Continuednext post
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• POOF — I have left the chat
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• DT — Desert Treasure
• DA — father
• GM — Got Milk?
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• AOC — Available on cell
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• TO — Take Over
• NS — Nice Shot
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• HLM — he loves me
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• CP — Sleepy
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• WEP — Weapon
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• JW — Just wondering
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• MOF — Male or Female
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• BR — Bathroom
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information

• :-(( — Really Sad
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• EME — Eat Me
• ASIG — And so it goes
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• O — Oh
• 3 — The letter E
• CNP — Continued on next post
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• N — In
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• OTW — On the Whole
• PL — Platoon Leader
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• ALA — As Long As
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• PB — Potty Break
• UTT — Under The Table
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• PA — Pay Attention
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• DF — Dear Friend
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• WFM — Works For Me
• 10 — Ten
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• G8 — Gate
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• LVS — loves
• OD — Oh Dear
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• EMSG — Email Message
• NW — No Way
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding

• DUCT — Did You See That
• QIK — Quick
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• WKD — Weekend
• BS — Bull Shit
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• IC — In-Character
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• FSCK — File System Check
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• X — Ecstasy
• TA — Thanks a lot
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• GM — Good Move
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• UL — You Will
• YA — Yet Another
• MITH — Mithril
• KJ — Kill jacked
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• QL — Quit Laughing
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• YRS — wires
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• MGB — May God Bless
• EL8D — elated
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• DS — this
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• ;-<> — Drooling
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• YR — Your
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• TG — That's Great
• CUA — See You Around
• GS — Good Shot

• FU — Fuck You
• NVMD — Nevermind
• OLL — Online Love
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• ONL — Online
• TNT — Until next time
• AYW — As you were
• 6 — Six
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• ONRY — ornery
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• WL — Whatta loser
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• FF — Friends Forever
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• 6S — success
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• BN — Bad news
• WRU — Who Are You
• JAC — Just a second
• 2G4 — Together
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• QR — Cure
• 3 — Three
• 1 — One
• DU — Don't understand
• CX — Cancelled
• REQ — Request
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• P2P — Pay to play
• ARDY — Ardougne
• *G* — Giggle
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• ;^) — Smirking

• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• OJ — Orange Juice
• WK — Week
• GR — Good Race
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• DRAG — Dragon
• PL8 — Plate
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• %V — Picasso
• CIAO — Good-bye
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• BAY — Back at ya
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• AMMY — Amulet
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• MMB — Message Me Back
• ATT — Attack
• WH — World Hopper
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• 4EVR — Forever
• ICUR — I See You Are
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• TNT — dynamite
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• 8-O — Shocked

• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• LEMME — Let me
• ZOMG — Zoh My God
• 19 — Zero Hand
• GAS — Got A Second
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• FYF — from your friend
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• 1CE — Once
• EZ — Easy Listening
• <:-| — Monk
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• TQ — Te Quiero
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• NMH — Not Much Here
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• TAB — Tablet
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• PK — Player Killer
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• QSO — Conversation
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• :-& — Sick
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• LNDN — London
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)

• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• BL — Belly Laugh
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• CON — Construction
• OVR — OVeRlay
• BB — Big Brother
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• BL8D — belated
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• :-J — Smirk
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• L8RS — Laters
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• -:-) — Punk
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• SWORD — Swordfish
• :-{ — Mustache
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• DK — Don't known
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• ATB — All The Best
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• NP — Nosey parents
• OOC — Out of Character
• IAE — In Any Event
• TDS — Tormented demons
• 9 — nein
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• NM — No Message

• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• 8-P — Yuck!
• X-( — You're Mad!
• :-R — Raspberry
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• COH — City of Heroes
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• 44UM — foresome
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• YTM — You the Man
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• D — Diphtheria
• () — Hugging
• N1 — Nice One
• (:-) — Big Face
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• NC — New Conglomerate
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• B/F — Boyfriend
• DA — there
• EL8 — elate
• WTM — Who's the man
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• :-D — Laugher
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• RX — prescriptions
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• :-* — Bitter
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• BT — Bite This
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• GT — Good Try
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• SUP? — What's up?
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face

• BGS — Bandos godsword
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• NYM — New York Minute
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• CRE8 — Create
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• NTK — Nice to Know
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• NECRO — Necromancer
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• JAM — Just A Minute
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• TXT — Text
• 4F — for fun
• OYO — On Your Own
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• DH — Dick Head
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• CB — Crazy baby
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• BWO — Black White or Other
• :O) — Clown
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• XTC — Ecstasy
• DL — Darklight
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• CYL — See You Later
• 6UAL — Sexual
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• ZUP — What's up?
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable

• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• BBNS — Big bones
• TTM — To the Moderator
• BG — Big Grin
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• |-O — Snoring
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• 2GETHER — together
• KIR — Keep It Real
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• IHU — I Hate You
• SUTH — So use to haters
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• :OI — Mouth Full
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• EM — E-Mail
• NME — Enemy
• TALLY — Talisman
• RQ — RageQuit
• ATS — About to sprout
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• YW — You are welcome
• GG — Brother
• ZOMG — Zoh My Gawd
• DVS — devious
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• ?4U — Question For You
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• KB — Kick Butt
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• YTG — You're the greatest
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile

• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• OG — Original Guild
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• DNR — Dinner
• :-X — Small Kiss
• PRT — Please Retweet
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• — Yawning
• LTS — Laughing to self
• LYB — Love You Babe
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• BOB — Back off buddy
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• **** — Popcorn
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• STFU — Shut The Fucked Up
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• AGN — Again
• :-'| — Sniffles
• VWD — Very Well Done
• PILING — Multiple people attacking the same opponent
• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• 8 — Ate
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• BIF — Before I Forget
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• SAT — Sorry About That
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• :X — Hear no evil
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• IYQ — I like you
• MUD — Multi User Domain
• POW — Prisoner of war

• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• T — Think Positive
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• ASSIST — Assist System
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• NL — not likely
• WTMI — Way to much information
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• YR — Yeah Right
• OVA — Over
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• SK8TR — Skater
• ROTGLMAO — Rolling on the Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• GI — Good Idea
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• PRON — pornography
• VRY — Very
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• Q — Question
• 8) — Frog
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• GD&RF — Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• KK — Okey
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• WRK — Work
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• JML — Join me later
• JAD — Just Another Day
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• GAC — Get A Clue

• N2M — Not to Mention
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• SC — Stay Cool
• 2BH — to be honest
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• SQ — Square shield
• QSL — Reply
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• 5 — Five
• NR — Nice Roll
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Onlooker
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• :-D — Grinning
• MLM — give the middle finger
• G — Giggle
• :8) — Pig
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• OOTO — Out of the office
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• MM — Sister
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• TOU — Thinking of You
• URAQT! — you are a cutie!
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• EFFIN — Fucking
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• 2MFM — to much for me
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• MEM — Member

• X-( — Just died
• : - )… — Drooling
• TUI — Turning You in
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• FFPN — Fresh fields and pastures new
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• TOTAL — Total level
• W — Wink
• :( ) — shouting
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• NG — New Game
• DR — didn't read
• BHL8 — Be home late
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• G — gee
• EMMY — Emerald
• MU — Miss Universe
• SNL — Suicide no leech
• SOMY — Sick of Me Yet
• SQP — scoop
• 5N — fine
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• SYT — See You Tonight
• TBL — Text back later
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• BRAC — Bracelet
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• DEF — Defence
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• (:-* — Kiss
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• &&&& — Pretzels
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• N00B — Newbie
• YM — You Mean ...
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• IOMH — In over my head
• QQ — crying eyes
• DGT — Don't go there
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• URTM — You Are the Man
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically

• LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
• AE — area-effect
• NANA — Not now, no need
• DYLM — do you like me
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• (::()::) — Bandaid
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• OOH — Out of Here
• 10SION — tension
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• AT — At Your Terminal
• 1336 — Gamer that is new
• NUTN — Nothing
• BBQ — Barbeque
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• &-| — Crying
• Q — Queue
• ARMA — Armadyl
• =P~ — Drooling
• (//_') — emo
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• :=) — Two noses
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• FF — Fish Flingers
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• WUW — What U Want
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• SARA — Saradomin
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• CLS — Chaotic longsword
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• LHM — Lord Help Me
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• WTMTOYH — Way too much time on your hands
• YSYD — Yeah, Sure You Do
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee

• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• VINE — Whip Vine
• JP — Jackpot
• NAT — Nature rune
• GWHTLC — Glad we had this little chat
• RMLB — Read My Lips Baby
• :-V — Shouting
• FOOMCL — Fell Out of My Chair Laughing
• CM — Call Menu
• MUNG — MUNG Until No Good (recursive version)
• THX40 — Thanks for nothing!
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• "8*# — drunk
• SMOP — Small Matter of Programming
• OUSU — Oh, You Shut Up
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• IMVHO — In My Very Humble Opinion
• FM — Fine Magic
• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• FBH — Federal Bureau of Hackers
• NPS — no problem sweet)
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• 4AYN — for all you know
• BMB — bite my bum
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• GR — Ghostly Robes
• OMDB — Over My Dead Body
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
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