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• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• MEHH — sigh
• TBH — To Be Honest
• GH — Getting Hard
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• %-} — Intoxicated
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• W8R — waiter
• YQ — I Like You
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• FRM — From
• VFM — Value For Money
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• 2D4 — To Die For
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• D9 — denyin
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• LAN — Local Area Network
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• SK8 — Skate
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• IMO — In My Opinion
• BJ — Blow Job
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• 511 — Too much information
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• ABT — About
• WASSUP — what's up?
• GNA — Good night all
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary

• 4RM — from
• FAB — Fabulous
• PST — Please Send Tell
• 5-0 — Police
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• ISO — In Search Of
• KOK — Knock
• IKR — I Know Right
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• DD — Darling Daughter
• V — Very
• WWW — World Wide Web
• ATM — At The Moment
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• KEWL — Cool
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• KS — Kill Steal
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• TC — Take Care
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• ASF — And So Forth
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• DV8 — Deviate
• EOF — End Of File
• VIP — Very Important Person
• X — Kiss
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• BFN — Bye for Now
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• QC — Quality Control
• L8ER — Later
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• 10Q — Thank You
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• LP — Life Points
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• B8 — bait

• B4 — Before
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• :-| — undecided
• GBU — God Bless You
• O4U — Only for You
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• NTHING — Nothing
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• MSG — Message
• — Joking
• 0:-) — angel
• && — and
• WTG — Way To Go
• PLS — Please
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• :-(0) — Yelling
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• VM — Voice Mail
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• GN — Good Night
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• NFS — Network File System
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• L8R — Later
• W/ — With
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• 0 :-) — Angel
• Y2K — Year 2000
• OTP — On the Phone
• AA — Adios Amigo
• BSF — Be serious folks
• LMK — Let Me Know
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• ATTN — Attention
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• B4N — Bye for Now
• HB — Hug Back
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• Y — Why?
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• IRL — In Real Life
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• TXS — Thanks

• NVR — Never
• IK — I Know
• B-DAY — Birthday
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• BLK — Black
• NP — No Problem
• SIS — sister
• DS — Darling Son
• GM — Good Morning
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• G4U — Good for You
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• ER — Emergency Room
• ZERKER — Berserker
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• J4F — Just for Fun
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• TM8 — tomato
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• YCT — Your Comment To
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• IR8 — irate
• FYI — For Your Information
• TX — Thanks
• R — Are
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• UW — You're Welcome
• OIC — Oh I See
• FALLY — Falador.
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• W8 — Wait
• FXION8 — affectionate
• 10X — Thanks
• WU — What's Up?
• THO — Though
• 182 — I Hate You
• :I — Expresses indifference
• BTW — By The Way
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• SRY — Sorry

• N EMA — enema
• TY — Thank You
• GNITE — Good night
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• L8 — Late
• DD — Dear Daughter
• UL — Upload
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• HUGZ — Hugs
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• R8D — rated
• WBU — What About You?
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• CYA — See You
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• IDC — I Don't Care
• ADD — Address
• NFC — No fucking clue
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• MWAH — kiss
• U4IC — euphoric
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• NHL — National Hockey League
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• PM — Private Message
• BCOZ — Because
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• COZ — Because
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• GGA — Good Game All
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• ADR — Address
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• DBA — Doing Business As
• 81 — Hells Angels
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• TBC — To Be Continued
• K4U — Kiss for you
• CTN — Can't Talk Now

• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• EOM — End Of Message
• VR — Virtual Reality
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• GFN — Gone for Now
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• B9 — Boss is watching
• IOW — In Other Words
• NE1 — Anyone
• IP — Internet Protocol
• FKS — fucks
• W/O — Without
• JMN — jammin
• BMW — Be My Wife
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• PROGGY — computer program
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• RX — Regards
• Z% — Zoo
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• OP — Original Poster
• GL — Good Luck
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• M8 — Mate
• O :-) — An angel
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• 2LY — truly
• RU — Are You?
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• 1E9 — a billion
• E1 — Everyone
• HUD — How You Doing
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• H4X0R — Hacker
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• IM — Instant Message
• BD — Big Deal
• WKND — Weekend
• SRSLY — Seriously
• ADDY — Address
• D46? — Down for sex?
• BBL — Be Back Later
• GFY — Good For You
• DS — Dear Son
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)

• 7K — Sick
• QT — Cutie
• DH — Dear Husband
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• TC — Telephone Call
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• O RLY — oh really
• POV — Point Of View
• AFB — Away from Brain
• SUL — See You Later
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• S'OK — it's okay
• (_() — Marshmallow
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• AML — All My Love
• MB — Message Board
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• D00D — Dude
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• WAT — What
• TOM — Tomorrow
• RW — Real World
• HH — Ha-ha
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• GTH — Go To Hell
• RLY — Really
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• YGG — You Go Girl
• AWS — As We Speak
• POC — Point Of Contact
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• NE — Any
• CMB — Call Me Back
• IME — In My Experience
• W/E — Whatever
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• NET — Internet
• Q4U — question for you

• NFW — No Freaking Way
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• FISH — First In Still Here
• CE — Creative Editing
• SQ — Square
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• BOT — Back on Topic
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• H/O — Hold On
• TMB — Text Me Back
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• OT — Overtime
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• LOP — Low on Power
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• ILU — I Love You
• FE — Fatal Error
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• THR — there
• BST — But Seriously Though
• HF — Have Fun
• SF — Science Fiction
• C — See
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• H — Hug
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• :-){ — Beard
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• R8RS — Raiders
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• AISI — As I See It
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• Y/- — Why not?
• BF — Boyfriend
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• JT — Just Teasing
• ABD — Already Been Done
• PWR — Power

• I 1DR — I Wonder
• K — Kiss
• U-L — You Will
• BITD — Back in the Day
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• JV — Joint Venture
• BR8 — berate
• EG — Evil Grin
• 1457 — Last
• NM — Never Mind
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• SYL — See You Later
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• GR8 — Great
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• BTA — But Then Again
• BLOG — Web Log
• AA — As above
• WWY — Where Were You?
• AISB — As I Said Before
• 2NITE — Tonight
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• 4NR — Foreigner
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• SEC — Second
• XME — Excuse Me
• SMS — Short Message Service
• NC — No Comment
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• XLNT — Excellent
• W — With
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• CC — Carbon Copy
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• EZ — Easy
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• DM — Dungeon Master
• SOZ — Sorry
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• HW — Hardware

• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• HW — Homework
• CM — Call Me
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• @WRK — At Work
• HIG — How's It Going
• Z — Zero
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• S2R — Send to Receive
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• THX — Thanks
• T BOW — Training bow
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• WITW — What in the World?
• M — Male
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• 4E — Forever
• PPL — People
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• JJ — Just Joking
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• D8R — dater
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• RS — Runescape
• WB — Welcome Back
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• APP — Application
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• AAR — At Any Rate
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• AFC — Away from Computer
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• CB — Coffee Break
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• AP — Apple Pie

• NRG — Energy
• PW — Password
• B-( — Beat Up
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• BMG — Be My Guest
• EOD — End Of Day
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• SMT — Something
• LOL — laughting out loud
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• C):O) — cowboy
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• TU — Thank You
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• ASO — And So On
• G4Y — Good For You
• FB — Facebook
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• 4RE — Ferrari
• 4U — For You
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• F2T — Free to Talk
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• C — Cool Breeze
• WG — Wicked Grin
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• 6 — Sex
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• U2 — You Too
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• B/C — Because
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)

• PBM — Play By Mail
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• NO — Number
• T2GO — Time to Go
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• SUP — What's Up?
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• CID — Consider It Done
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• PEEPS — People
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• MC — Merry Christmas
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• TK — To Come
• BAU — Business As Usual
• B — Be
• GBY — God Bless You
• AZN — Asian
• D8 — date
• DOA — dead on arrival
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• N/A — Not Applicable
• 4EVER — Forever
• Y! — Typical Man
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• 59 — fine
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• FU — Follow-Up
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• WB — Write Back
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• CO — Conference
• NBD — No Big Deal
• BS — Bullshit
• TBA — To Be Advised
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• BRH — Be Right Here
• OOF — Out of Facility
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics

• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• .02 — My two cents worth
• NG — No Good
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• NLT — No Later Than
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• LOLWUT — What?
• UR — Your
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• G — Grin
• AO — Anarchy Online
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• GRL — Girl
• HALLY — Halberd
• JC — Just Curious
• DNS — Domain Name System
• K8T — Katie
• M-) — See no evil
• WYD — what are you doing
• :-@! — Cursing
• JK — Joke
• PO — Piss Off
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• LO — Hello
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• P-( — Pirate
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• KBD — Keyboard
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• WC — Who Cares?
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• IC — I See
• 1337 — Elite
• IFF — If and Only If
• IE — Internet Explorer
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• PLD — Played
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned

• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• KB — Keyboard
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• SB — Somebody
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• BF — Best Friend
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• BDAY — Birthday
• BW — Best Wishes
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• FBM — Fine By Me
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• HD — Head
• OM — Old Man
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• THNX — Thanks
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• P^) — pirate
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• AWESO — Awesome
• NYT — Night
• 4EVA — Forever
• » — Raquo
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• FN — Function
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• W@ — What
• ALCON — All Concerned
• 2L8 — Too Late
• NM — Not Much
• GW — Getting Wet
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• 6Y — sexy
• OTW — On the Way
• TBD — To Be Determined
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• LTR — Later
• DW — Don't Worry
• LYK — Let You Know
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)

• DM — Doesn't Matter
• DUN — Don't
• RE — Hello Again
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• PS — PostScript
• B2B — Back to Back
• :-' — Undecided
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• TM — Trust Me
• BRB — Be right back
• PC — Player Character
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• GRMBL — Grumble
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• JAS — Just A Second
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• CUL — See You Later
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• G4I — Go for It
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• ¿;) — Elvis
• 55555 — Laughing
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• D8N — datin
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• YG — Young Gentleman
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• HL — Half Life
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• :-0 — Talkative
• E.G — For example
• CUL8R — See You Later
• HD — Hold
• BKA — Better Known As
• ARG — Argument
• BION — Believe It or Not
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• IMS — I Am Sorry

• GFI — Go For It
• BB — Be Back
• LOC — Locate
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• 1E6 — a million
• W/END — weekend
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• F? — Friends
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• TMA — Take My Advice
• ED — Erase Display
• PS — Post Scriptum
• GND — Ground
• CUS — See You Soon
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• QQ — Quick Question
• I1DR — I Wonder
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• C[T] — cup of tea
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• J00 — You
• AAF — As A Friend
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• MOB — Mobile
• STR8 — Straight
• WO — Without
• 4 — For
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• TB — Text Back
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• LD — Long Distance
• QH — Quick hop
• DL — Download
• WTT — Want To Trade
• NMP — Not My Problem
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• W# — World #

• NA — Not Applicable
• LFM — Looking for More
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• INFO — Information
• LAM — Leave A Message
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• C|B-) — Ali G
• W4U — Waiting for You
• R — Rare
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• W3 — World Wide Web
• PIC — Picture
• HB — Happy Birthday
• 2 — To
• MOI — Me (French)
• GI — Google It
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• TIL — Today I Learned
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• NN — Not Now
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• X! — Typical Woman
• Y — Yaw
• NT — Nice Try
• 2DAY — Today
• H8 — Hate
• JC — Just Checking
• 411 — Info
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• OH — Overheard
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• C=:-) — Chef
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• OTT — Over The Top
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• SOL — shit outta luck
• SOS — Someone Special
• AOE — Area of Effect
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• LYL — Love You Lots

• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• GD — Good Day
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• OZ — Australia
• TTLY — Totally
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• N/A — Not Available
• DC — Disconnected
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• YTB — You're The Best
• K/B — Keyboard
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• SYS — See You Soon
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• P^{) — pirate
• YHM — You Have Mail
• RTG — Ready to Go
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• AYK — As You Know
• 2TH — Tooth
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• PD — Public Domain
• NAP — Not A Problem
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• USU — Usually
• ESP — Especially
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• FSR — For Some Reason
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• PIZ — parents in room
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• CTO — Check This Out
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• 2NTE — Tonight
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• OP — Operator
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• MVP — Most Valuable Player

• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• JC — Just Chilling
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• DIS — Did I Say
• :"> — embarrassed
• COS — Because
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• P — Partner
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• OT — Off Topic
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• MED — Medium
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• 121 — One-To-One
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• RUT — Are You There?
• MV — Move
• TTS — Text To Speech
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• RGDS — Regards
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• B2W — Back to Work
• B — Back
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• S — Smile
• 1DR — I wonder
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• UR — You Are
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• URW — You Are Welcome
• GD — Good
• O-&-< — Person bored
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• IONO — I Don't Know

• VN — Very Nice
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• NT — No Text
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• OTP — One True Pairing
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• LIC — Like I Care
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• PLZ — Please
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• SYSOP — System Operator
• CUZ — Because
• SB — Should Be
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• UNEEK — unique
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• SUX — sucks
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• FWD — Forward
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• K — Kilo-
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• OMW — On My Way
• E — Ecstasy
• 9 — Nine
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• YNK — You Never Know
• NO1 — No-One
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• BC — Basket Case
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• LUV — Love
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• NVM — Never Mind
• B4U — Before You
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• DUPE — Duplicate
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• CU — See You
• WC — Wrong Chat

• STR8N — straighten
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• CAM — Camera
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• CB — Chat Brat
• :-I — Indifferent
• MMA — Meet me at
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• 404 — I Don't Know
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• LOLO — Lots of love
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• WTH — What The Heck?
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• ADDY — Adamant
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• JFF — Just For Fun
• OOO — Out Of Office
• WTF — what the fuck
• COS — Change Of Subject
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• SW — So What?
• X — Exchange
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• NFS — Need For Speed
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• AH — asshole
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• NA — No Access
• 10S — tennis
• !-( — Black eye
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• G2R — Got to Run
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• *G* — Grin
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• RYO — Roll Your Own

• OOP — Out of Power
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• IS — I'm Sorry
• M$ — Microsoft
• FM — Fucking Magic
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• JIC — Just In Case
• P-ZA — Pizza
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• GLA — Good Luck All
• 420 — Marijuana
• XI 10 — Exciting
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• :- — Undecided
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• RD — Research and Development
• PW — Persistent World
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• RENTS — Parents
• YHL — You Have Lost
• P@H — parents at home
• 4GET — Forget
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• BO — Buzz Off
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• BCOS — Because
• SME1 — Some One
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• DP — Display Picture
• B9 — benign
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)

• O==3 — Penis
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• DERP — silly
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• IYSS — If You Say So
• NOOB — Newbie
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• BRT — Be Right There
• YATB — You Are the Best
• BF — Blast Furnace
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• CLK — click
• BV — Behind view
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• GH — Good Hand
• 6UL — sexual
• AWA — As Well As
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• IUSS — If You Say So
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• CC — Clan Chat
• FRT — For Real Though
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• BRD — Bored
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• J/P — Just Playing
• M80S — Mateys
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• PTB — Powers That Be
• AOTA — All of the Above
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• ATST — At the Same Time
• ABT2 — About To
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• DE — Dead End

• OL — Old Lady
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• OM — Oh My
• GMV — Got My Vote
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• YKW — You Know What
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• CU2 — See You Too
• YL — Young Lady
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• J00R — your
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• AIIC — As If I Care
• EOL — End Of Life
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• QS — Quick Start
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• OS — Operating System
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• :( — Sad, without nose
• NTK — Need To Know
• AIS — As I Said
• AIGHT — Alright
• TA2 — tatoo
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• CT — Can't Talk
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• O:-( — model
• DTS — Don't Think So
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• XI10 — Exciting
• MB — Maybe
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• SUM1 — Someone
• SN — Soon
• BPS — bits per second
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• WAT UP — What's up?
• BBS — Be back soon

• UTM — You Tell Me
• GJ — Good Job
• WAY — What About You?
• WUP — What's Up
• AIR — As I Remember
• GFU — Good for You
• GG — Good Going
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• QT — Quiet
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• M/F — Male/Female
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• G2G — Got To Go
• HBO — Home Box Office
• PS — Playstation
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• RN — Right Now
• ARC — Archive
• YRG — You Are Good!
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• GRRRR — Growling
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• BT — Byte This
• FW — Forward
• NEWB — Newbie
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• PROLLY — Probably
• NM — Nothing Much
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• GOI — Get Over It
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• LYK — like
• 9T — night
• CYO — See You Online
• EM — Excuse Me
• B — Before
• EOS — End of Story
• TYT — Take Your Time
• PCM — Please Call Me
• STW — Search the Web
• JK — Just kidding

• KIA — Know It All
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• MM — Market Maker
• VGG — Very Good Game
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• A/N — Author's Note
• RA — Resident Assistant
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• 22 — Tuesday
• EVA — Ever
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• SS — So Sorry
• ST — Such That
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• THANQ — Thank You
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• 6A — sexy
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• SL — Squad Leader
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• NWO — No Way Out
• CSW — can't see why
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• KEYA — I will key you later
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• 4Q — Fuck You
• ATW — All the Web
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• ! — Surprised
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• D — Dragon
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• GG — Good Games
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• CP — Chat Post
• PL — Platoon Leader

• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• SH — Shit Happens
• XNTRK — eccentric
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• BOL — Be On Later
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• R8 — Rate
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• TA2D — tatood
• PS — Photoshop
• O — Oh
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• HAU — How About You?
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• 2CUTE — too cute
• SOS — Same Old Story
• OB — Obligatory
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• JDI — Just Do It
• TM — Text Message
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• N4CMT — enforcement
• GA — Good Afternoon
• GAL — Get A Life
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• GM — Good Match
• CL — Clan Leader
• NFS — Not For Sale
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• WC — Welcome
• 86 — Out of
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• FO — Fuck Off
• LGH — Lets Get High
• RTS — Read the Screen
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• AA — Always Afloat
• ABBY — Abyssal
• UI! — You Idiot
• FS — Full Screen
• 2U2 — To You Too

• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• MTF — More to Follow
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• CW — Castle Wars
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• ST — Star Trek
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• PA — Pay Attention
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• IDL — Ideal
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• RZN — raisin
• GM — Good Move
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• TD — Tower Defense
• DH — Dear Hubby
• WAB — What Another Bill
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• WT — Without Thinking
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• CHK — Check
• BS — Big Smile
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• 4U2C — for you to see
• TW — Team Work
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• TNX — Thanks
• FB — Fucking buddy
• MAC — Media Access Control
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• O — Over to You
• TM — Time
• WEP — Weapon
• 4AO — For adults only
• ICL — In Christian Love
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• A55 — ass
• IC — In-Character
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• 1D10T — Idiot
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors

• BK — Bot kill
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• AB — Ass Backwards
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• X — Ecstasy
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• :-| — Ambivalent
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• BM — Bite Me
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• LD — Later Dude
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• BAC — Back At Computer
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• KT — Katie
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• EOR — End of Rant
• TO — Take Over
• CY — Calm Yourself
• LV — love
• TG — That's Great
• N — In
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• RNG — Range
• FWM — Fine With Me
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• MP — Mana Points
• HB — Hurry Back
• L2K — Like to come
• BIB — Boss is back
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")

• 8O — Shocked
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• BOC — But of Course
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• M — Million
• IMS — I Must Say
• BME — Based on My Experience
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• BOK — Bouquet
• CUL — Catch You Later
• TM — Thread Mangler
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• MN8 — emanate
• CW — Current Weight
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• LOM — Low on Mana
• GM — Got Milk?
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• GG — Go Girl
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• HBU — How about you?
• WANNA — Want to
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• BG — Bad Game
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• 4 — Second Base
• 8 — Oral Sex
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• FOB — fuck off bitch

• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• BN — Bad news
• AIH — As It Happens
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• MF — motherfucker
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• EZ — Easy Listening
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• 2LN — toolin
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• AISB — As It Should Be
• @ — at
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• D2 — Dedos
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• IML — I love you
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• DM — Do me
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• BIC — Best in Class
• GR — Good Race
• HRU — How Are You?
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• UL — You Will
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• ACPT — Accept
• }-) — Wry smile
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• IB — I'm Back
• NRN — No response necessary
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• 2EZ — Too easy
• :0 — Hungry

• EOQ — End Of Quote
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• FU — Future Use
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• :-) . — I have an inny
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• NUFF — Enough Said
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• ZIPN — zippin
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• BCO — Big crush on
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• INV ME — Invite Me
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• LY — Love Ya
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• HMT — Here's My Try
• WEBO — Webopedia
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• OO — Over and Out
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• DN — Down
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• GS — Good Shot
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• PTB — Please Text Back
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• JJA — just joking around
• BZ — Busy
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• AYT — Are You There
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• SFW — Safe for Work
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• CUL8ER — See You Later

• OI — Operator Indisposed
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• MIN — Minute
• CBALL — Cannonball
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• 2 — Too Add
• CMXI — 911
• GT — Good Try
• WAB — What A Bummer
• SK8R — Skater
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• OBV — Obviously
• ARDY — Ardougne
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• OOTD — One of These Days
• NEB — Nebula)
• YT — YouTube
• :^) — Broken nose
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• EL — Evil Laugh
• :-7 — Smirk
• QS10 — question
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• GNIGHT — Good night
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• 6E — sexy
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• IHY — I Hate You

• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• WTF — What The Freak
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• OTW — On the Whole
• KK — Knock, knock
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• WTH — What The Hell?
• 4K — fork
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• 8-) — Bandit
• OAO — Over and Out
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• O>- — snowboarder
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• ETA — Edited To Add
• 19 — Zero Hand
• FF — Follow Friday
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• CUNS — See You In School
• QL — Quit Laughing
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)

• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• NFW — Not for Work
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• JOO — you
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• DL — Darklight
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• BR — Best regards
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• A4 — afford
• IBT — In Between Technology
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• TUFD — The User File Died
• 2N — tune
• IAYL — In A While
• NTS — Note to Self
• PB — Potty Break
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• YA — Yet Another
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• WP — Wrong Person
• TAH — Take A Hike
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• KO — Knockout
• &-) — Stoned
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• PW — Pow Wow
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• X-( — You're Mad!
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• GA — Go Ahead
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• ;-) — Twinkle
• TXT — Text
• 4NK8 — Sex
• =|:)> — Abraham Lincoln
• VC — Venture Capital

• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• HM — Home
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• NOOB — New person
• NC — New Conglomerate
• HAXOR — Hacker
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• STR — Strength
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• GOK — God Only Knows
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• 1NAM — One in a million
• BC — Be Cool
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• WTMI — Way to much information
• UGH — Disgusted
• CU — Cracking Up
• YBIC — Your brother in Christ
• CUS — Because
• POIDH — Pics or it Didn't Happen
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• EOB — End Of Business
• 10C — Tennesse
• AIW — As It Were
• DA — The
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• U — You
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• LDY — lady
• PHKR — fucker
• PXT — Please Explain That
• ;^) — Smirking
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• AYW — As you were
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• BAC — By Any Chance
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• AOC — Available on cell
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online

• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• ZMG — Oh My God
• PWNED — Owned
• MITH — Mithril
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• 10 — Ten
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• EOS — End of Show
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• CR8 — Create
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• BL — Belly Laugh
• YD — Yesterday
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• II — I'm impressed
• :-& — Sick
• 8-O — Shocked
• :-) — Happy
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• :-* — Bitter
• AH — At home
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• IA8 — I already ate
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• N2 — Into
• ADAM — Adamant
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• PERV — pervert
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• SK8TR — Skater
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• NVMD — Nevermind
• ONRY — ornery
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation

• ONL — Online
• 8 — Infinity
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• L2G — Like to go
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• MIA — Missing In Action
• D/L — Download
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• HLM — he loves me
• T — Think Positive
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• BARB — Barbarian
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• NT — Night Training
• TILII — Tell It Like It Is
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• YD — You'Re Dead
• :-R — Raspberry
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• BEOS — Nudge
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• AV8 — Aviate
• CFS — Care for Secret
• MGMT — Management
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• GG — Brother
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• LI — LinkedIn
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again

• "8*# — drunk
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• ASIG — And so it goes
• WKD — Weekend
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• TOTAL — Total level
• SPK — Speak
• RLR — Earlier
• KIX — kicks
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• CP — Sleepy
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• RT — Roger That
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• 8) — Frog
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• NV — envy
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• G8 — Gate
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• LTD — Living the Dream
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• () — Hugging
• S — Sigh
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• K — Okay
• YT — You There?
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• LVS — loves
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• 4N — Foreign
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• WHOOPS — Exclamation of a mistake
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• ACD — Alt Control Delete

• AYV — Are You Vertical
• OD — OverDose
• MLM — give the middle finger
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• FU — Fuck You
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• OLL — Online Love
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• BT — Between technologies
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• POP — Post Office Protocol
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• :-{ — Mustache
• PRFXN — perfection
• ADN — Any Day Now
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• CON — Construction
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• OYO — On Your Own
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• DH — Dick Head
• OTTOMHAROOB — Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• CW — Complete Wank
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• BAXE — Battleaxe

• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• CRYS — crystal
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• *G* — Giggle
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• TA — Thanks a lot
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• EM — E-Mail
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• DF — Dear Friend
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• PL8 — Plate
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• TAB — Tablet
• D — Diphtheria
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• N1 — Nice One
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• XS — In excess of
• ALA — As Long As
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• ZUP — What's up?
• FYF — from your friend
• 8-P — Yuck!
• ;-<> — Drooling
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• GBH&K — Great Big Hugs & Kisses
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• LBH — Let's Be Honest
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• G9 — Genius
• ICUR — I See You Are

• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• GIMME — Give Me
• 6S — success
• NL — not likely
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• 3 — Three
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• TBL — Text back later
• GB — Goodbye
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• 4 — Four
• :( ) — shouting
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• QSO — Conversation
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• DYFI — Did you find it
• TYFYC — Thank You For Your Comment
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• DS — this
• AYF — All Your Fault
• IRT — In regards to
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• *W* — wink
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• BOB — Back off buddy
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• |-O — Snoring
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• ABU — All bugged up
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• ITRW — In The Real World
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher

• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• FTF — Face To Face
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• GI — Good Idea
• VENG — Vengeance
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• TUI — Turning You in
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web
• CUA — Common User Access
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• BB — Bathroom break
• LNDN — London
• EME — Eat Me
• UDR — other
• CX — Cancelled
• J/K — Just Kidding
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• RQ — RageQuit
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• 3 — The letter E
• :-C — Astonished
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• FYA — For Your Action
• ENUF — Enough
• Z — it means said
• RS2 — Runescape 2
• >"-[ [ [ [ ~~~ — alligator
• 0 — Zero
• YWTHM — You Want To Hug Me
• CLD — could
• STD — Seal The Deal
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• MEH — just okay
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• 3=====D — Penis
• BDC — Big Dumb Company

• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• DRAG — Dragon
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• NG — New Game
• DOS — Dead Operating System
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• UTT — Under The Table
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• (8-{)} — Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• DUCT — Did You See That
• :-'| — Sniffles
• BB — Bumble Bee
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• :-( ) — Shocked
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• FPS — Frames per second.
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• VSF — Very Sad Face
• YR — Your
• NFM — Not for Me
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• UTFSE — use the fucking search engine
• 2BH — to be honest
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• :-9 — Salivating
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• CUA — See You Around
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• AMMY — Amulet
• MOF — Male or Female
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• OOI — Out of Interest
• QIK — Quick
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• CRA — crazy
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• SOL — Sooner Or Later

• IOIT — I'm on Irish Time
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• |-O — Yawning
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• BC — Because
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• XTC — Ecstasy
• 44UM — foresome
• B/F — Boyfriend
• :^O — Liar Liar
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• B-) — Sunglasses
• CX — Correction(s)
• DW — Dear Wife
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• ~:() — Fish lips
• LFG — Looking For Group
• 4EVR — Forever
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• WRK — Work
• THNQ — Thank You
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• :'-( — Crying
• N00B — Newbie
• %V — Picasso
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• IFAB — I Found A Bug
• NME — Enemy
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• IDK — I don’t know
• BS — Bull Shit
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• AT — At Your Terminal
• OU — I owe you
• ?4U — Question For You
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• (.)(.) — Ms. Dos
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• TTB — Trips to bank

• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• :-, — Smirk
• D — Diathermy
• SWORD — Swordfish
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• LOB — Lobster
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• BR — Bathroom
• SQP — scoop
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• JAM — Just A Minute
• TLG — The Living God
• GONNA — Going to
• SAT — Sorry About That
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• <3 — Heart
• **** — Popcorn
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• MMK — okay?
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• DD — Death Dot
• 6 — Six
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• OTW — Off To Work
• LAB&TYD — Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• NECH — Nechryael
• :X — Hear no evil
• DU — Don't understand
• 4VA — forever
• RWT — Real World Trading
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• YTM — You the Man
• AIW — As It Was
• BOT — Be on that
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• PK — Player Killer

• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• LTS — Laughing to self
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• ATB — All The Best
• 5 — Five
• ASSIST — Assist System
• JAC — Just a second
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• 2G4 — Together
• GAS — Got A Second
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• DNR — Dinner
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• BAY — Back at ya
• W — Wink
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• NW — No Way
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• OB — Oh Baby
• DR — didn't read
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• 4F — for fun
• KS — Kill-Steal
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• 6UAL — Sexual
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• JW — Just wondering
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• &-| — Crying
• YM — You're welcome
• NM — No Message
• BL8D — belated
• DA — father
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• X-( — Just died
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing

• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• EMSG — Email Message
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• MIPS — Meaningless Information Per Second
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• 1 — One
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• OVR — OVeRlay
• CT — City
• :=) — Two noses
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• WIU — Wrap It Up
• EZY — Easy Jet
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• %*} — Inebriated
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• BWO — Black White or Other
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• RG — Re-group
• MVN — movin
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• ATT — Attack
• CFY — Calling for You
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• BB — Big Brother
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
• OMW — Oh my word
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• RX — prescriptions
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• OJ — Only Joking
• C/P — Cross Post
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• IDST — I Didn't Say That
• SUTH — So use to haters
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• TNT — Until next time
• CNP — Continued on next post
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?

• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• ST-TOS — Star Trek, The Original Series
• NECRO — Necromancer
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• 1336 — doesn't play well
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• L8RS — Laters
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• : - )… — Drooling
• CBL — Come Back Later
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• CIAO — Good-bye
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• 2MFM — to much for me
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• WUD — What You Doing
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• 9 — nein
• YW — You are welcome
• 8 — Eight
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• FF — Fish Flingers
• :-(( — Really Sad
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• OPM — Other People's Money
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• BAD — Broken as designed
• EMMY — Emerald
• OD — Oh Dear
• :O) — Clown
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• VRY — Very
• CMUTE — commute
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• OOC — Out of Character
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In

• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• HYLMS — hate you like my sister
• LIK — liquor
• CRE8 — Create
• DA — there
• IMTM — I am the man
• BBNS — Big bones
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• WK — Week
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• AB2 — Abandoned floors set 2
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• R2H — Rune two-handed sword
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• YACC — Yet Another Calendar Company
• &&&& — Pretzels
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• BIF — Before I Forget
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• ST8 — state
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• BOM — bitch of mine
• RRR — Har, har, har
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• AFDN — Any Fucking Day Now
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• WAI — What an Idiot
• NCG — New College Graduate
• PANS — Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• TTT — Thought That Too
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day

• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• TSNF — That's So Not Fair
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• RE — Recent
• 8 — Ate
• WHAMMY — Warhammer
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• JML — Join me later
• INV — Inventory
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• 2Q — took you
• BTTT — Back To The Top
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• RSHD — RuneScape HD
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• DDH — Death dot heal
• WAN2 — Want To
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• Q2C — Quick To Cum
• BRAC — Bracelet
• NAT — Nature rune
• DVS — devious
• G4C — Going For Coffee
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• WRU — Who Are You
• POOF — I have left the chat
• TSR — Totally Stupid Rules
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• IAT — I Am Tired
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• NTK — Nice to Know
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• V ARM — Varrock armour
• WUD — What's Up Dog
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• 6SR — successor
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• TANJ — There Aint No Justice

• DGT — Don't go there
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• NMH — Not Much Here
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• IAC — In Any Case
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• IYQ — I like you
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• EL8 — elate
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• UGTBK — You've Got To Be Kidding
• MEM — Member
• Q — Question
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• FM — Fine Magic
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• DAG — Dagannoth
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• ADMINR — Administrator
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• BSEG — Big Shit Eating Grin
• NINJA — No Income, No Job, or Assets
• SOF — Squeal of Fortune
• PWN — To own
• ATS — About to sprout
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)
• AGN — Again
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• FF — Friendly Fire
• IARTPFWTSIOWIM — I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without the Slightest Idea of What It Means
• :-( ) — Smiling with mouth open
• FY&TSYRIO — Fuck You and The Sysop You Rode In On
• VINE — Whip Vine
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape

• AUTOER — A bot user
• IGP — I Gotta Pee
• OJ — Orange Juice
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• TISNF — That Is So Not Fair
• SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager. Demographics acronym of sorts.
• SQ — Square shield
• MU — Miss Universe
• BPLM — Big Person Little Mind
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• PR0N — Intentional misspelling of porn
• P2P — Pay to play
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• TLK2UL — Talk to You Later
• :-J — Smirk
• BA6 — Basics
• DK — Don't known
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• SYT — See You Tonight
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• P* — French kiss
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• GM — General Maintenance
• WL — Whatta loser
• WWDWIIWD — When We Do What it Is We Do
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• IAYM — I Am Your Master
• TOU — Thinking of You
• PRT — Party
• PWNAGE — Ownage
• DEF — Defence
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• <:-| — Monk
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• :-@ — Screaming (Original Smiley)
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• 2M8O — tomato
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*
• :-)= — Smiling with a beard
• BSK — Berserker
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• GAB — Getting A Beer
• CLS — Chaotic longsword
• LULZ — Slang for LOL
• BWS — Bandos warshield

• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• NF — Nucking Futs
• 1CE — Once
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• ILIWTPCT — I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
• FSCK — File System Check
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• BHL8 — Be home late
• IMPE — In My Personal Experience
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• GGFN — Gotta Go for Now
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• CRZ  — Crazy
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• GTFOOMF — Get the fuck out of my face
• :-6 — Exhausted
• L8RG8R — Later Gator
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• BG — Bandos Gloves
• TMWFI — Take My Word for It
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• R — Restricted area
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• 7 — Seven
• LAGNAF — Lets All Get Naked and Fool
• IAE — In Any Event
• IHU — I Hate You
• CRBT — Crying Really Big Tears
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• L2G — Love to go
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• KIR — Keep It Real
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• :-M — speak no evil
• F — Female
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• IMU — I miss u

• URTM — You Are the Man
• NS — Nice Shot
• WFM — Works For Me
• BT — Bite This
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• OOH — Out of Here
• IIR — If I Recall
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• BIO — Bathroom break
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• ATW — At The Weekend
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• REQ — Request
• ROX — Rune mining site in high wildy.
• BUMP — Increment
• NUTN — Nothing
• GTG — Good To Go
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• DITYID — Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
• AIMB — As I Mentioned Before
• O — Opponent
• 10SE — Tennesse
• SARA — Saradomin
• 2GETHER — together
• LOA — List of acronyms
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• BRBGTGP — Be Right Back Got to Go Pee
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• IF — In (the) Front
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• BMB — bite my bum
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• POH — Player-owned houses
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• SMEM — Send Me E-Mail
• (::()::) — band aide
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• ;;) — flirt
• :-8( — Condescending Stare
• CMA — Corrupted Morrigan's throwing axe
• ISO — In Support Of
• <{:-) — Party smiley
• ZERG — To gang up on someone
• AS — Ape Shit
• WDYK — What Do You Know?

• * — Kiss
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• /:-) — raise eyebrow
• AIAMU — And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• TLK2UL8R — Talk to You Later
• AAF — As a matter of fact
• C — Cool
• `:-) — Raised eyebrow
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• MEH — so-so
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• HWS(PEST) — Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
• SK8NG — Skating
• BIC — Back In Character
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• LOLERSKATES — Laugh Out Loud Skates
• SITCOMS — Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• S4L — Spam For Life
• TPM — Tomorrow p.m.
• OOM — Out Of Mana
• 20 — Location
• IDI — I Doubt It
• YR — Yeah Right
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• :-> — vicious
• IIT — Is It Tight?
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• RUOK? — Are you okay?
• CITI — Clan Citadels
• :>) — Nosy smiley
• :-#| — Bushy Mustache
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• N2M — Not to Mention
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• RT — Retweet
• NUB — New Person To A Site, Game Or Venture (Newbie)
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• POT — Potion
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• BB — Blue Baseball
• IIWM — If It Were Me
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• N2M — Not Too Much
• :O — Singing

• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• RCED — reconnected
• TXT — Text File (filename extension)
• REHI — Hello Again
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• ;( — Crying
• 4ST — forest
• ILICISCOMK — I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
• FM — Farming
• COH — City of Heroes
• ######:O) — Marge Simpson 
• PCYLIHOONL — Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
• :-C — Real Unhappy
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• FMCDH — From My Cold Dead Hands
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• BB — Blue Base
• MB — Mamma's boy
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• AC — Acceptable Content
• DD — Dragon dagger
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• SBIA — Stands Back in Amazement
• FV — Front View
• AYTMTB — And You're Telling Me This Because?
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• RTFM — Read The Freaking Manual
• TPS — This Program Sucks
• :-~) — Having a cold
• FOAG — Fuck Off And Google
• KK — Okey
• FF — Friends Forever
• :-R — Sticking tongue out
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• DD — Due Diligence
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• H20 — water
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• ETE — ear to ear
• AB — Ah Bless!
• ASB — Amazing Story Bro
• POW — Prisoner of war
• FUM — Fucked Up Mess
• 1336 — Gamer that is new

• RSMV — RuneScape Music Video, RuneScape model viewer
• %-6 — Brain Dead
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• G — Giggle
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• O — Measurement of Cloud Cover
• MGB — May God Bless
• :-( — Sad
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• XME — Excuuuuse Me
• ABTA — Good-bye
• OVLS — Overloads
• POOF — Good-bye
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• B-) — Wearing Glasses
• BOB — Back Off Bastard
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• SIAANMHOOEI — Stupidity Is Always Astounding No Matter How Often One Encounters It
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• WIIWD — What it is we do
• NHOH — Never Heard Of Her
• FBF — Fat boy food
• :~-( — Crying
• MTA — Mage Training Arena
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• (:-{~ — Beard - Long
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• GTE — Teleport to the Group gatestone and end the dungeon
• YGBKM — You've got to be kidding me
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• 41844 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• FREM — Fremennik
• BYOH — Bat You On A Head
• YVM — you're very welcom
• :-6  — Exhausted, Wiped Out
• INC — INcoming Call
• PS — Pit Stop
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• BB — Bebi / Baby
• %') — Very Tired
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• VWD — Very Well Done
• CIO — Cut It Out
• MSB — Magic shortbow

• HILT — Godsword hilt
• YTG — You're the greatest
• RB — Red Base
• IMBL — It must be love
• HD — Hold down
• :-E — Buck-toothed Vampire
• CRB — Come Right Back
• : @ — Shouting
• TFX — Traffic
• OG — Original Guild
• :-F — Sticking out tongue
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• AA — Ask About
• PRT — Please Retweet
• TALLY — Talisman
• AC — Anti-Crash
• DUR — Do You Remember
• CBOW — Crystal Bow
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• TPC — The Phone Company
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• B-)===> — ZZ Top
• PZA — Pizza
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• CRIT  — critical hit
• EOC — Evolution of Combat
• THAT — Christmas tree hat