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• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• MEHH — sigh
• %-} — Intoxicated
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• TM8 — tomato
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• W8R — waiter
• GH — Getting Hard
• NYT — Night
• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• TBH — To Be Honest
• :"> — embarrassed
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• :I — Expresses indifference
• WASSUP — what's up?
• LAN — Local Area Network
• KS — Kill Steal
• FKS — fucks
• :-() — Yelling
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• D9 — denyin
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• 4RM — from
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• GNA — Good night all
• 5-0 — Police
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• N/A — Not Applicable
• YQ — I Like You
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• S'OK — it's okay

• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• FALLY — Falador.
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• && — and
• B8 — bait
• ZERKER — Berserker
• W/ — With
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• — Joking
• GM — Good Morning
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• :-/ — Skeptical
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• BSF — Be serious folks
• L8R — Later
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• ABT — About
• PST — Please Send Tell
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• IKR — I Know Right
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• :-| — Ambivalent
• R8D — rated
• L8ER — Later
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• ABBY — Abyssal
• HUD — How You Doing
• PPL — People
• O :-) — An angel
• GA — Good Afternoon
• 0:-) — angel
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• OIC — Oh I See
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• KEWL — Cool
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• U4IC — euphoric
• O4U — Only for You
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• E.G — For example
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• SOS — Someone Special
• SK8 — Skate
• X-BOW — Crossbow

• 0 :-) — Angel
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• TA2 — tatoo
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• 511 — Too much information
• SMT — Something
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• G4I — Go for It
• VFM — Value For Money
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• Z% — Zoo
• K4U — Kiss for you
• B-DAY — Birthday
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• .02 — My two cents worth
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• :- — Undecided
• N EMA — enema
• ATM — At The Moment
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• OOF — Out of Facility
• X! — Typical Woman
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• WANNA — Want to
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• 6 — Sex
• LOML — Love Of My Life
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• BJ — Blow Job
• WAT UP — What's up?
• J4F — Just for Fun
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• IMO — In My Opinion
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• G4U — Good for You
• T BOW — Training bow
• O RLY — oh really
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• PLS — Please
• Y/- — Why not?
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• X — Kiss
• PEEPS — People
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up

• X-1-10 — Exciting
• D8N — datin
• TBA — To Be Advised
• W@ — What
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• PW — Pow Wow
• D8R — dater
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• LGH — Lets Get High
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• R8RS — Raiders
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• U-L — You Will
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• :-| — undecided
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• JK — Just kidding
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• 2D4 — To Die For
• 7K — Sick
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• OTP — On the Phone
• D46? — Down for sex?
• H4X0R — Hacker
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• WC — Wrong Chat
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• XLNT — Excellent
• RZN — raisin
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• 22 — Tuesday
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• Y! — Typical Man
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• H — Hug

• W/END — weekend
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• T2GO — Time to Go
• I1DR — I Wonder
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• J00 — You
• 10Q — Thank You
• BTW — By The Way
• D00D — Dude
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• LMK — Let Me Know
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• ISO — In Search Of
• UI! — You Idiot
• DM — Do me
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• B-( — Beat Up
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• XI 10 — Exciting
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• XNTRK — eccentric
• G4Y — Good For You
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• SUP — What's Up?
• GN — Good Night
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• F? — Friends
• P-( — Pirate
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• XI10 — Exciting
• Q4U — question for you
• 10S — tennis
• W# — World #
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• FISH — First In Still Here
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• BRD — Bored
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• K8T — Katie
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?

• HALLY — Halberd
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• VIP — Very Important Person
• TA2D — tatood
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• MSG — Message
• W/O — Without
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• C=:-) — Chef
• THO — Though
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• M-) — See no evil
• 59 — fine
• C):O) — cowboy
• » — Raquo
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• M$ — Microsoft
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• BMW — Be My Wife
• ¿;) — Elvis
• >:-( — Annoyed
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• GNITE — Good night
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• NP — No Problem
• 8 — Oral Sex
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• FAB — Fabulous
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• K/B — Keyboard
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• 81 — Hells Angels
• }-) — Wry smile
• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• O-&-< — Person bored
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• WBU — What About You?
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All

• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• S:) — Elvis Smiling
• DV8 — Deviate
• QC — Quality Control
• J00R — your
• C[T] — cup of tea
• P-ZA — Pizza
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• TC — Take Care
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• ZIPN — zippin
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• IP — Internet Protocol
• C|B-) — Ali G
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• P^{) — pirate
• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• XME — Excuse Me
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• 2TH — Tooth
• M80S — Mateys
• J/P — Just Playing
• THX — Thanks
• IDC — I Don't Care
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• B9 — Boss is watching
• O==3 — Penis
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• JMN — jammin
• PM — Private Message
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• ALCON — All Concerned
• P@H — parents at home
• 2LY — truly

• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• POC — Point Of Contact
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• KS — Kill-Steal
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• WTG — Way To Go
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• P^) — pirate
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• 182 — I Hate You
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• ASF — And So Forth
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• O:-( — model
• LYK — like
• LOL — Little Old Lady
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• (_() — Marshmallow
• BCOZ — Because
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• HB — Hug Back
• N4CMT — enforcement
• RX — Regards
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• LV — love
• WWW — World Wide Web
• AA — Adios Amigo
• TMB — Text Me Back
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• NVM — Never Mind
• BFN — Bye for Now
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• KOK — Knock
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• 1E9 — a billion
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)

• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• BBL — Be Back Later
• HAXOR — Hacker
• MYO — Mind your own
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• HUGZ — Hugs
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• LOLWUT — What?
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• TXS — Thanks
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• EME — Eat Me
• ATTN — Attention
• COZ — Because
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• TOM — Tomorrow
• K — Okay
• TB — Text Back
• MWAH — kiss
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• IRL — In Real Life
• RNG — Range
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• LP — Life Points
• B4 — Before
• FYI — For Your Information
• DOA — dead on arrival
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• O>- — snowboarder
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• AWESO — Awesome
• 4E — Forever
• 404 — I Don't Know
• BRB — Be right back
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• LOP — Low on Power
• WTH — What The Heck?
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• ADDY — Adamant
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure

• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• MB — Maybe
• 6SR — successor
• BZ — Busy
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• M8 — Mate
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• RN — Right Now
• 121 — One-To-One
• <33 — heart
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• BDAY — Birthday
• BOT — Back on Topic
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• STR8 — Straight
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• DD — Darling Daughter
• Y — Why?
• DS — Darling Son
• INV ME — Invite Me
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• SB — Somebody
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• EOF — End Of File
• W8 — Wait
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• JV — Joint Venture
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• K — Kiss
• NFS — Network File System
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• NUFF — Enough Said
• IR8 — irate
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• 1337 — Elite
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• 10X — Thanks
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• BRT — Be Right There
• KT — Katie
• DBA — Doing Business As
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk

• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• IK — I Know
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• 55555 — Laughing
• EOD — End Of Day
• POV — Point Of View
• GBU — God Bless You
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• CU — See You
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• VM — Voice Mail
• WYD — what are you doing
• :-0 — Talkative
• EOM — End Of Message
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• PROLLY — Probably
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• NTHING — Nothing
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• TTLY — Totally
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• QT — Cutie
• WKND — Weekend
• SRY — Sorry
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• AH — asshole
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• LDY — lady
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• OT — Overtime
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• KEYA — I will key you later
• ADDY — Address
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• DUN — Don't
• NVR — Never
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now

• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• U2 — You Too
• GRRRR — Growling
• AML — All My Love
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• BV — Behind view
• CLK — click
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• TY — Thank You
• MVN — movin
• V — Very
• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• TBD — To Be Determined
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• 4RE — Ferrari
• ER — Emergency Room
• LOM — Low on Mana
• NT — Nice Try
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• BF — Boyfriend
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• MC — Merry Christmas
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• :-){ — Beard
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• GONNA — Going to
• TYT — Take Your Time
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• BLK — Black
• Y2K — Year 2000
• TX — Thanks
• SOZ — Sorry
• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• USU — Usually
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• 2NTE — Tonight
• OZ — Australia
• AA — As above
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• MOB — Mobile
• WB — Welcome Back
• PIZ — parents in room
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol

• IML — I love you
• BR8 — berate
• DD — Dear Daughter
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• EOL — End Of Life
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• LOLO — Lots of love
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• YGG — You Go Girl
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• H8 — Hate
• <3 — Heart
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey
• OTP — One True Pairing
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• VC — Venture Capital
• ADR — Address
• FTF — Face To Face
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• PS — PostScript
• 4U — For You
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• NT — No Text
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• 6A — sexy
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• B4N — Bye for Now
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• OP — Original Poster
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• OMW — On My Way
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• SQ — Square
• GFY — Good For You

• SRSLY — Seriously
• IE — Internet Explorer
• PXT — Please Explain That
• YCT — Your Comment To
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• AP — Apple Pie
• 1457 — Last
• R — Are
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• DNS — Domain Name System
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• PS — Post Scriptum
• GRMBL — Grumble
• ADD — Address
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• SUX — sucks
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• IOW — In Other Words
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• L8 — Late
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• RYT — write
• FWD — Forward
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• UL — Upload
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• WU — What's Up?
• ILU — I Love You
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• UW — You're Welcome
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• GTG — Good To Go
• GD — Good
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• DS — Dear Son
• BD — Big Deal

• JC — Just Checking
• HH — Ha-ha
• OOO — Out Of Office
• LOL — laughting out loud
• CYA — See You
• JT — Just Teasing
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• FXION8 — affectionate
• SIS — sister
• VR — Virtual Reality
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• CC — Carbon Copy
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• DERP — silly
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• CB — Chat Brat
• SS — So Sorry
• UR — Your
• D2 — Dedos
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• TK — To Come
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• FF — Friendly Fire
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• NC — No Comment
• BBS — Be back soon
• DH — Dear Husband
• SMS — Short Message Service
• QH — Quick hop
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• INFO — Information
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• RLY — Really
• AWS — As We Speak
• SPK — Speak
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell

• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• FU — Future Use
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• RU — Are You?
• GTH — Go To Hell
• PW — Password
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• A4 — afford
• NLT — No Later Than
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• LFG — Looking For Group
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• NO — Number
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• RW — Real World
• A55 — ass
• CMB — Call Me Back
• CUL8R — See You Later
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• :-Q — Smoker
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• NBD — No Big Deal
• MOI — Me (French)
• 4AO — For adults only
• PLZ — Please
• UGH — Disgusted
• TC — Telephone Call
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• E1 — Everyone
• AFB — Away from Brain
• Z — it means said
• OTW — On the Way
• IM — Instant Message
• HW — Homework
• ST8 — state
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• FN — Function
• 4NR — Foreigner
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• AISI — As I See It
• RS — Runescape

• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• APP — Application
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• BARB — Barbarian
• SYL — See You Later
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• B/C — Because
• OB — Obligatory
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• AFC — Away from Computer
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• 4EVER — Forever
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• TUFD — The User File Died
• CID — Consider It Done
• NRG — Energy
• GB — Goodbye
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• G — Grin
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• @-) — Hypnotized
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• BR — Best regards
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• TBC — To Be Continued
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• UTM — You Tell Me
• GL — Good Luck
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• PWR — Power
• MF — motherfucker
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• BLOG — Web Log
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• 9T — night
• C — See
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• ABD — Already Been Done
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You

• HIH — Hope It Helps
• 6Y — sexy
• SOL — shit outta luck
• GND — Ground
• OP — Operator
• D8 — date
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• MB — Message Board
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• HF — Have Fun
• TNX — Thanks
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• BOT — Be on that
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• NE1 — Anyone
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• 1E6 — a million
• FRT — For Real Though
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• THR — there
• NFC — No fucking clue
• NM — Never Mind
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• SEC — Second
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• FO — Fuck Off
• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• BUMP — Increment
• LOC — Locate
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• 2NITE — Tonight
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• GFN — Gone for Now
• BS — Bullshit
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)

• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• WC — Who Cares?
• CUS — See You Soon
• AO — Anarchy Online
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• :-, — Smirk
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• GR8 — Great
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• JJ — Just Joking
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• NA — Not Applicable
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• NG — No Good
• SYS — See You Soon
• CE — Creative Editing
• FB — Facebook
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• BTA — But Then Again
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• KBD — Keyboard
• 6UL — sexual
• Z — Zero
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• 88 — Bye-Bye
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• OT — Off Topic
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• PROGGY — computer program
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• BF — Best Friend
• AIGHT — Alright
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• IB — I'm Back
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)

• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• OS — Operating System
• 420 — Marijuana
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• RE — Hello Again
• EM — Excuse Me
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• GRL — Girl
• 411 — Info
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• (.V.) — Breasts
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• FE — Fatal Error
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• WAT — What
• W — With
• CUL — See You Later
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• RGDS — Regards
• W/E — Whatever
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• LO — Hello
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• ASO — And So On
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• SUL — See You Later
• 6E — sexy
• JK — Joke
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• IC — I See
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• PAW — Parents Are Watching

• PITA — Pain In The Association
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• BION — Believe It or Not
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• BAU — Business As Usual
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• YTTL — You take too long
• R8 — Rate
• OOP — Out of Power
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• LYL — Love You Lots
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• TU — Thank You
• S2R — Send to Receive
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• AZN — Asian
• N2 — Into
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• CB — Coffee Break
• 1DR — I wonder
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• 2L8 — Too Late
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• K — Kilo-
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• HW — Hardware
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• 4U2C — for you to see
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• CHK — Check
• EG — Evil Grin
• GGA — Good Game All
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• MN8 — emanate
• YF — Wife
• NE — Any
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• DL — Download

• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• WTF — what the fuck
• HMT — Here's My Try
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• ARC — Archive
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• OM — Old Man
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• NHL — National Hockey League
• CC — Clan Chat
• :-V — Shouting
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• CO — Conference
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• WTF — What The Freak
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• THNX — Thanks
• AISB — As I Said Before
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• IFF — If and Only If
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• FWM — Fine With Me
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• BC — Because
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• BST — But Seriously Though
• SF — Science Fiction
• OTT — Over The Top
• 2 — To
• BRH — Be Right Here
• 2U2 — To You Too
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• :-I — Indifferent
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• QR — Cure
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• WUD — What You Doing
• TD2M — talk dirty to me

• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom
• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• HIG — How's It Going
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• DTS — Don't Think So
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• FBM — Fine By Me
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• DM — Dungeon Master
• LAM — Leave A Message
• WG — Wicked Grin
• N/A — Not Available
• BPS — bits per second
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• TIL — Today I Learned
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• IDL — Ideal
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• H/O — Hold On
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• PO — Piss Off
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• OO — Over and Out
• CM — Call Me
• YTB — You're The Best
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• 3 — The letter E
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• LYK — Let You Know
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• NET — Internet
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• DW — Don't Worry
• CRYS — crystal
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• BMG — Be My Guest
• II — I'm impressed
• JC — Just Curious
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]

• NOOB — Newbie
• JAS — Just A Second
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• @WRK — At Work
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• EZ — Easy
• GW — Getting Wet
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• MAC — Media Access Control
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• VN — Very Nice
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• BT — Byte This
• FU — Follow-Up
• M — Million
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• TTS — Text To Speech
• LTR — Later
• ICL — In Christian Love
• BK — Bot kill
• C — Cool Breeze
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• KB — Keyboard
• DDH — Death dot heal
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• 4EVA — Forever
• LD — Long Distance
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• 4 — For
• GBY — God Bless You
• HD — Hold
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• BKA — Better Known As
• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• IME — In My Experience
• AWA — As Well As
• ILBL8 — I'll be late

• M — Male
• PTB — Powers That Be
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• BW — Best Wishes
• : @ — Shouting
• AIR — As I Remember
• PERV — pervert
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• L — Laugh
• PCM — Please Call Me
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• !-( — Black eye
• WWY — Where Were You?
• WH — World Hopper
• AYK — As You Know
• WB — Write Back
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
• :^) — Broken nose
• PBM — Play By Mail
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• F2T — Free to Talk
• OVA — Over
• SFW — Safe for Work
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• PC — Player Character
• OBV — Obviously
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• 2CUTE — too cute
• ETA — Edited To Add
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• YHM — You Have Mail
• HM — Home
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• MIN — Minute
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• SOB — Son of a Bitch

• IMS — I Am Sorry
• CUZ — Because
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• JFF — Just For Fun
• QQ — Quick Question
• KK — Knock, knock
• COS — Change Of Subject
• CP — Chat Post
• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• ACPT — Accept
• WUP — What's Up
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• MU — Miss U
• HRU — How Are You?
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• DP — Display Picture
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• NM — Not Much
• BOK — Bouquet
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• BITD — Back in the Day
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• AAR — At Any Rate
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• HB — Happy Birthday
• 8 — Infinity
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• SYSOP — System Operator
• DIS — Did I Say
• 2Q — took you
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• 4VA — forever
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• 4N — Foreign

• MTF — More to Follow
• PD — Public Domain
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• B — Be
• GD — Good Day
• YL — Young Lady
• SH — Shit Happens
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• G2G — Got To Go
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• HD — Head
• PWN — To own
• B9 — benign
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• HL — Half Life
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• GDZ — Greater demons
• B2B — Back to Back
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• 2DAY — Today
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• TMA — Take My Advice
• W4U — Waiting for You
• AYT — Are You There
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• @ — at
• FU — Fuck You
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• SOS — Same Old Story
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• ABU — All bugged up
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• EOR — End of Rant
• AOE — Area of Effect
• TM — Trust Me
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing

• DUPE — Duplicate
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• IONO — I Don't Know
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• RT — Roger That
• 2LN — toolin
• PLD — Played
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• JAC — Just a second
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• ABTA — Good-bye
• B — Back
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• GI — Google It
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• ADAM — Adamant
• GOI — Get Over It
• 86 — Out of
• NOOB — New person
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• LYT — light
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• TM — Text Message
• LI — LinkedIn
• OTW — Off To Work
• DW — Dear Wife
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• IDK — I don’t know
• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• LIC — Like I Care
• UNEEK — unique

• RENTS — Parents
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• SL — Squad Leader
• PIC — Picture
• YRS — wires
• GH — Good Hand
• 1NAM — One in a million
• BC — Be Cool
• NN — Not Now
• MMA — Meet me at
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• WO — Without
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• 4Q — Fuck You
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• 4NK8 — Sex
• MGMT — Management
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• HBU — How about you?
• BB — Bumble Bee
• COS — Because
• DC — Disconnected
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• ED — Erase Display
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• WFM — Works For Me
• CTO — Check This Out
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• :-' — Undecided
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System
• LOB — Lobster
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• GAL — Get A Life
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• ESP — Especially
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That

• BC — Basket Case
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• OM — Oh My
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• L2K — Like to come
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• NMP — Not My Problem
• YG — Young Gentleman
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• CT — Can't Talk
• BB — Be Back
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• &-) — Stoned
• B4U — Before You
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• FYF — from your friend
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• LTD — Living the Dream
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• ! — Surprised
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• OL — Old Lady
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• R — Rare
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• WTT — Want To Trade
• NFS — Need For Speed
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• KTHX — OK, Thanks
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• WUW — What U Want
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• 4GET — Forget
• IRT — In regards to
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.

• YSS — You Suck Severely
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• EOS — End of Story
• TAH — Take A Hike
• 1D10T — Idiot
• OH — Overheard
• MEH — just okay
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• AAF — As A Friend
• AA — Always Afloat
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• MOOCH — Freeload
• LFM — Looking for More
• EOB — End Of Business
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• MED — Medium
• NAP — Not A Problem
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• NTS — Note to Self
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• JC — Just Chilling
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• LUV — Love
• SW — So What?
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• FB — Fucking buddy
• INV — Inventory
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• VENG — Vengeance
• CP — Sleepy
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• PW — Persistent World
• WITW — What in the World?
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• QS10 — question
• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon

• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• :-9 — Salivating
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• ASSIST — Assist System
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• B2W — Back to Work
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• RUT — Are You There?
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• COH — City of Heroes
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• LD — Later Dude
• FSR — For Some Reason
• MP — Mana Points
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• 2 — Too Add
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• YHL — You Have Lost
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• UR — You Are
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• AOTA — All of the Above
• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• FM — Fucking Magic
• MV — Move
• BF — Blast Furnace
• ARG — Argument
• CX — Correction(s)
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• %*} — Inebriated
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.

• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• L:) — Loser
• GMAUL — Granite maul
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only
• :-@! — Cursing
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• :( — Sad, without nose
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• LY — Love Ya
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• OOTD — One of These Days
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• J/K — Just Kidding
• GFI — Go For It
• AB — Ass Backwards
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• CLD — could
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• POOF — I have left the chat
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• JO — Jerking off
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• AYF — All Your Fault
• :-7 — Smirk
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• WTH — What The Hell?
• E — Ecstasy
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True
• RTG — Ready to Go
• X — Exchange
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• 9 — Nine
• 6 — Six

• BME — Based on My Experience
• AIH — As It Happens
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• 420 — Lets Get High
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• IS — I'm Sorry
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• IYSS — If You Say So
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• JIC — Just In Case
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• NA — No Access
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• YNK — You Never Know
• SN — Soon
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• STW — Search the Web
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• MM — Market Maker
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• W3 — World Wide Web
• G9 — Genius
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• BS — Big Smile
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• YR — Your
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• CW — Complete Wank
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• KJ — Kill jacked
• WP — Wrong Person
• FF — Follow Friday
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• KIX — kicks
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• CRA — crazy
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• HAU — How About You?

• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• NVMD — Nevermind
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• WEBO — Webopedia
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• :/) — Not funny
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• URW — You Are Welcome
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• 4K — fork
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• RTS — Read the Screen
• DN — Down
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• A/N — Author's Note
• BAC — By Any Chance
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• NEB — Nebula)
• 4 — Second Base
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• FYA — For Your Action
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• LEMME — Let me
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• BM — Bite Me
• H20 — water
• DD — Death Dot
• GMAB — Give Me A Break

• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• :-) . — I have an inny
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• CFY — Calling for You
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• CUNS — See You In School
• *G* — Grin
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• CR8 — Create
• URH — You are hot
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• TLG — The Living God
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• CU2 — See You Too
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• YT — You There?
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• BOL — Be On Later
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• OPM — Other People's Money
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• PVP — Player Versus Player
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• TTB — Trips to bank
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• YT — YouTube
• EOQ — End Of Quote
• BS — Bull Shit
• P — Partner
• 8O — Shocked
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• MOF — Matter of Fact

• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• AB — Ah Bless!
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• NRN — No response necessary
• WL — Whatta loser
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• 4 — Four
• BIB — Boss is back
• GJ — Good Job
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• TA — Thanks a lot
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• CYO — See You Online
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• CAM — Camera
• SK8R — Skater
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• :0 — Hungry
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• YGTBKM — You've Got to Be Kidding Me
• AIW — As It Was
• TMTH — Too Much to Handle
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• DA — father
• LOA — List of acronyms
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• G2R — Got to Run
• ZMG — Oh My God
• FF — Friends Forever
• PZ — peace
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• THANQ — Thank You
• DA — The
• BIC — Best in Class
• DH — Dear Hubby
• ATST — At the Same Time
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• 2G4 — Together
• PHKR — fucker
• OVR — OVeRlay
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• TMK — To My Knowledge
• HB — Hurry Back

• RD — Research and Development
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• BCOS — Because
• 10C — Tennesse
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• NWO — No Way Out
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• S — Smile
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• 2N — tune
• KMA — Kiss my *a*
• NM — Nothing Much
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• PMSL — Pee myself laughing
• OAO — Over and Out
• BO — Buzz Off
• GFU — Good for You
• XS — In excess of
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• CUS — Because
• NECH — Nechryael
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• 2EZ — Too easy
• RT — Retweet
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• D — Diathermy
• UDR — other
• OOI — Out of Interest
• Y — Yaw
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• OS/2 — Operating System 2
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• SB — Should Be
• BOF — Birds of a Feather

• DFL — Dead freaking last
• NO1 — No-One
• THNQ — Thank You
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• IAYL — In A While
• TNT — Until next time
• BAC — Back At Computer
• EVA — Ever
• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• BCO — Big crush on
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• WAI — What an Idiot
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• GG — Good Going
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• YKW — You Know What
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• BT — Between technologies
• HBO — Home Box Office
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• IMTM — I am the man
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• YM — You're welcome
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• NV — envy
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• 9 — nein
• AV8 — Aviate
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• GA — Go Ahead
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• CL — Clan Leader
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• ADN — Any Day Now
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)

• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• BB — Big Brother
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• CUA — Common User Access
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• BAD — Broken as designed
• MIA — Missing In Action
• CMUTE — commute
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• CSW — can't see why
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• TOU — Thinking of You
• D/L — Download
• UCMU — You Crack Me Up
• FS — Full Screen
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• CFS — Care for Secret
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• CBALL — Cannonball
• FW — Forward
• GOK — God Only Knows
• OMW — Oh my word
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• IHY — I Hate You
• CNP — Continued on next post
• AIIC — As If I Care
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• OD — OverDose
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• DE — Dead End
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• :-C — Astonished
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• GMV — Got My Vote
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone

• TTYLMF — Talk to You Later My Friend
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• AIS — As I Said
• |-O — Yawning
• IMU — I miss u
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• MMK — okay?
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• BOC — But of Course
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• STR — Strength
• *W* — wink
• SUM1 — Someone
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fouled Up
• IMS — I Must Say
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• DU — Don't understand
• ENUF — Enough
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• WC — Welcome
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• PWNED — Owned
• %V — Picasso
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• IAC — In Any Case
• YD — Yesterday
• SBT — Sorry 'Bout That
• NW — No Way
• UTT — Under The Table
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• KIA — Know It All
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• CW — Castle Wars
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• GIMME — Give Me
• NFW — Not for Work
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• STR8N — straighten

• VSF — Very Sad Face
• P2P — Pay to play
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• BEOS — Nudge
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• 8-) — Bandit
• TCB — Trouble Came Back
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• G — gee
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• QIK — Quick
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• GLA — Good Luck All
• CUL — Catch You Later
• GG — Good Games
• ITRW — In The Real World
• ABT2 — About To
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• SME1 — Some One
• WAM — Wait A Minute
• THTH — To Hot to Handle
• RPG — Rocket Propelled grenade. Insurgents like to fire these at coalition forces.
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• VBL — Visible Bra Line
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• PTB — Please Text Back
• TIAD — Tomorrow Is Another Day
• 3=====D — Penis
• SQP — scoop
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• FPS — Frames per second.
• JOO — you
• IUSS — If You Say So
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• ATW — All the Web
• POP — Post Office Protocol

• 10SE — Tennesse
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• PL8 — Plate
• WWW — World Wide Waiting
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• SIT — Stay in Touch
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• QS — Quick Start
• WT — Without Thinking
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• WIBNI — Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• SUYF — Shut Up You Fool
• AOC — Available on cell
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• ST — Such That
• SCSI — System Can't See It
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• :-O — Appalled
• HLM — he loves me
• GG — Go Girl
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• U — You
• ;-) — Twinkle
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• TERRY — Spirit terrorbird
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• MMB — Message Me Back
• PRW — Parents Are Watching
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• EL — Evil Laugh
• JJA — just joking around
• RLR — Earlier
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• GM — Good Match
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• AIW — As It Were
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat

• TSR — Totally Stuck in RAM
• IBT — In Between Technology
• YRG — You Are Good!
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• :-(0) — Shouting
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• AH — At home
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• ROFLOLWTIME — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes
• PS — Playstation
• IYQ — I like you
• 0 — Zero
• CMXI — 911
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• S — Sigh
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• MEH — so-so
• PRFXN — perfection
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• WUWT — What's Up With That?
• WAB — What A Bummer
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• KO — Knockout
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• EL8D — elated
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• GNIGHT — Good night
• WAY — What About You?
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• CY — Calm Yourself
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• QT — Quiet
• BG — Bad Game
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• M/F — Male/Female
• LVS — loves
• YD — You'Re Dead
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger
• AYW — As you were
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• 4ST — forest

• CU — Cracking Up
• SMO; SMON — Serious mode on
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• WTMTOYH — Way too much time on your hands
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• Q&A — Questions & Answers
• KB — Kick Butt
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• NTK — Need To Know
• FF — Fish Flingers
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• DT — Desert Treasure
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• JDI — Just Do It
• ASIG — And so it goes
• TSDMC — Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks
• RX — prescriptions
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• ALA — As Long As
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• DYFI — Did you find it
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• VGG — Very Good Game
• WK — Week
• NEWB — Newbie
• L2G — Like to go
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• POOF — Good-bye
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• NS — Nice Shot
• BT — Bite This
• IA8 — I already ate
• YATB — You Are the Best
• JW — Just wondering
• BR — Bathroom
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• DRAG — Dragon
• WTM — Who's the man
• MGB — May God Bless
• ONRY — ornery
• BOS — Big Orange Switch

• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• DF — Dear Friend
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• EFFIN — Fucking
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• YIC — Yours in Christ
• B — Before
• UT2L — You take too long
• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• GM — Got Milk?
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• OU — I owe you
• TNT — dynamite
• TQ — Te Quiero
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• RG — Re-group
• NTN — No Thanks Needed
• RME — Rolling My Eyes
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• CBL — Come Back Later
• REQ — Request
• O — Over to You
• NUTN — Nothing
• RLF — Real Life Friend
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• OJ — Only Joking
• ST — Star Trek
• TMB — Tweet Me Back
• GAC — Get A Clue
• SAPH — Sapphire
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• SPST — Same Place Same Time
• URYY4M — You Are Too Wise For Me
• G8 — Gate
• PS — Photoshop
• 10 — Ten
• DEF — Defence
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• N1 — Nice One
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• ORT — Anagogic ort
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• OD — Oh Dear
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• PSA — Public Show Of Affection

• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• GR — Good Race
• FWIR — From what I remember
• CHICKEN — Scared
• UL — You Will
• SSEWBA — Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• BG — Big Grin
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• BIF — Before I Forget
• ZZZZ — Sleeping
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief
• NFS — Not For Sale
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• YKYWTKM — you know you want to kiss me
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?
• CRE8 — Create
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• DA — there
• CNP — Continuednext post
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• FSCK — File System Check
• DUCT — Did You See That
• WRU — Who Are You
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• CM — Call Menu
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• D — Dragon
• ATT — Attack
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• TAB — Tablet
• EMSG — Email Message
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• URTM — You Are the Man
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• ATB — All The Best
• TD — Tower Defense
• &&&& — Pretzels
• BL8D — belated
• EOS — End of Show
• ZOMG — Zoh My God

• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• SUBJ — Subjugation Equipment
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• HEX — Hexcrest
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• BN — Bad news
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• 4EVR — Forever
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• RCB — Royal Crossbow
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• PLSE — Please Elaborate
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• TM — Time
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• SUP? — What's up?
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• MOF — Male or Female
• :-$ — Message indicating person is ill...
• :O) — Clown
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• :-) — Happy
• OLL — Online Love
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• MITH — Mithril
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• EL8 — elate
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• TM — Thread Mangler
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• >U — screw you!
• BBNS — Big bones
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• TSTB — The Sooner The Better
• NR — Nice Roll
• CW — Current Weight
• GAS — Got A Second

• IF — In (the) Front
• TOJ — Tears of Joy
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• KK — Okey
• OJ — Orange Juice
• PA — Pay Attention
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• ;-<> — Drooling
• TSWC — Tell Someone Who Cares
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• WEP — Weapon
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• GM — Good Move
• :'-( — Crying
• AISB — As It Should Be
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• DNR — Dinner
• BAY — Back at ya
• TMFA — Too many fucking acronyms
• RA — Resident Assistant
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• AMMY — Amulet
• :OI — Mouth Full
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• DBD — Don't Be Dumb
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• CX — Cancelled
• SMPF — Shit My Pants Funny
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• CIAO — Good-bye
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• ONL — Online
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• TPC — The Phone Company
• :-X — Small Kiss
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• LYB — Love You Babe
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• 5N — fine
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• OYO — On Your Own
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me

• TBA — To Be Announcede
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• CUA — See You Around
• DVS — devious
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• WAB — What Another Bill
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• YA — Yet Another
• (-_-) — Secret smile
• QL — Quit Laughing
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• TDS — Tormented demons
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• :-(( — Really Sad
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• DK — Don't known
• TAUMUALU — Thinking about you miss you always love you
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• 3 — Three
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• WYS — Whatever You Say
• NMH — Not Much Here
• KIR — Keep It Real
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• WOFTAM — Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• 6S — success
• PCMCIA — People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• PB — Potty Break
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• -:-) — Punk
• GT — Good Try
• OMGYG2BK — oh my god you got to be kidding
• LNDN — London
• TAFT — That's A Frightening Thought
• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• TW — Team Work
• 1 — One
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• BWO — Black White or Other
• 19 — Zero Hand
• QSO — Conversation

• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• YARLY — Yeah Really
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• QQ — crying eyes
• ROFLCOPTER — Roll On Floor Laughing Copter
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• PDF — Pretty Darn Funny
• ;^) — Smirking
• WYGIWYPF — What You Get Is What You Pay For
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• GS — Good Shot
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• ROTM — Ritual of the Mahjarrat
• GOTCHA — I get you
• DS — this
• RFD — Recipe for Disaster
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• IAE — In Any Event
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• WRU@ — Where are you at?
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• BII BII — Bye-bye
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• DGT — Don't go there
• OMIK — Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• JAM — Just A Minute
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• IC — In-Character
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• TWT — Twat!
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• CON — Construction
• WYSLPG — What You See Looks Pretty Good
• WIT — Wordsmith In Training
• L8RS — Laters
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• SC — Stay Cool

• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• WNDITWB — We Never Did It This Way Before
• LMC — Let Me See
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• OOC — Out of Character
• BL — Belly Laugh
• RFH — Rune Full Helm
• 8-O — Shocked
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• QC — Quick Chat
• O — Oh
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• TO — Take Over
• 4F — for fun
• N — In
• NCG — New College Graduate
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• GE — Good Evening
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• PPP — Pee Poor Protoplasm
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• YM — You Mean ...
• ROFLOL — Rolling on floor laughing out loud
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• ZOMG — Zerg! Oh My God!
• B/F — Boyfriend
• PTO — U.S. Patent And Trademark Office
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• NTK — Nice to Know
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• *G* — Giggle
• TOTL, TTL — total
• WKD — Weekend
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• TG — That's Great
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• OTW — On the Whole
• ARDY — Ardougne
• GGU2 — Good game, you too
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• ROFLOL — Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud

• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• ISO — In Support Of
• NIMQ — Not in My Queue
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• TIIC — The Idiots In Charge
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• :-R — Raspberry
• MEH — Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
• PK — Player Killer
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• ?4U — Question For You
• X — Ecstasy
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know
• (-) — Needs Haircut
• MUBAR — Messed Up Beyond All Recognition
• RTFAQ — Read The FAQ
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• OG — Original Guild
• STYS — Speak to You Soon
• SUTH — So use to haters
• 6UAL — Sexual
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• PML — Piss Myself Laughing
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• YR — Yeah Right
• :-J — Tongue in cheek
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• GI — Good Idea
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• PL — Platoon Leader
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• DCED — disconnected
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• STFW — Search The Fucking Web

• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• MOTO — Master Of The Obvious
• NECRO — Necromancer
• SOS — Some over shoulder/same old situation
• NM — No Message
• MM — Sister
• ICUR — I See You Are
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• RWT — Real World Trading
• SMAIM — Send Me an Instant Message
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• WEED — Marijuana
• TTM — To the Moderator
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• () — Hugging
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• SHID — Slapping head in disgust
• SAT — Sorry About That
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• NYM — New York Minute
• LFG — Looking for guard
• <3 — I Love You(Original Smiley)
• SWORD — Swordfish
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• AGN — Again
• :-{ — Mustache
• BA6 — Basics
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• 8-P — Yuck!
• TBL — Text back later
• WGS — While Guthix Sleeps
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• (:-) — Big Face
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• PRT — Please Retweet
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• RA — Research Assistant
• LTS — Laughing to self
• PITA — Pain in the *butt*

• :-D — Laugher
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• :8) — Pig
• EM — E-Mail
• SKIRT — Plateskirt
• NME — Enemy
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• NWOBHM — New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
• RTFM — Read the FucKing Message
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• YTM — You the Man
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• WYGIWYG — What You Get Is What You Get
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• CYL — See You Later
• :-J — Smirk
• 2GETHER — together
• NFL — National Football Leaguen
• DM — deathmatch
• 1CE — Once
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• IWIAM — Idiot wrapped in a moron
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• <:-| — Monk
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• RFS — Really fucking soon
• ZUP — What's up?
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• :-* — Bitter
• SS — Saradomin Sword
• DH — Dick Head
• EZ — Easy Listening
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• FOMCL — Falling off my chair laughing
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• POSSLQ — Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*

• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• :X — Hear no evil
• SICNR — Sorry I Could Not Resist
• ABFL — A Big Fat Lady
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• TSH — Tripping So Hard
• EMMY — Emerald
• ROTM — Right On The Money
• MLM — give the middle finger
• YKWYCD — You Know What You Can Do
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• RTFM — Read the Flippin Manual
• TALLY — Talisman
• TXT — Text
• GLG — Good Looking Girl
• ATS — About to sprout
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• D — Diphtheria
• GG — Brother
• PTO — Personal Time Off
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• Q — Question
• :-& — Sick
• PRON — pornography
• NC — New Conglomerate
• NP — Nosey parents
• DILLIGAS — Do I look like I give a sugar
• MB — Mamma's boy
• TSNF — That's So Not Fair
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• B10 — Beaten
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• FIMH — Forever in My Heart
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• X-( — You're Mad!
• JAD — Just Another Day
• POAHF — Put on A Happy Face
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• NAT — Nature rune
• Q:-) — Catcher (baseball)
• PBB — Parent Behind Back
• L2P — Learn to play
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?

• RSOF — Runescape Official Forums
• RTMS — Read The Manual Stupid
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke on My Keyboard
• >:-) — Mischievous devil
• HMWK — Homework
• WISP — Winning Is So Pleasurable
• JML — Join me later
• TVN — Thank You Very Much
• DAG — Dagannoth
• OTF — On the Floor (laughing)
• IDKY — I Don`t Know You
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• OOH — Out of Here
• RTK — Return To Keyboard
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• N2M — Not to Mention
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• IDI — I Doubt It
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• GWHTLC — Glad we had this little chat
• DL — Darklight
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• SSDD — Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• FBFR — FaceBook friend
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• VRY — Very
• :-( ) — Shocked
• IDGARA — I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• TINC — There Is No Cabal
• ROFLOLUTS — Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• ABS — Armadyl battlestaff
• :-D — Grinning
• RFR — Really fucking rich
• GTFO — Get the freak out
• G — Giggle
• MUD — Multi User Domain
• NANA — Not now, no need
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• BOB — Back off buddy
• RUMORF — Are You Male or Female?
• OOTO — Out of the office
• TTYS — Type To You Soon
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• PDOMA — Pulled Directly Out of My Ass

• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• 44UM — foresome
• POQ — Piss Off Quickly
• ITM — In the Money
• QSL — Reply
• T — Think Positive
• Q — Queue
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• 8 — Ate
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• FM — Fine Magic
• EEK — Eagle-eye kiteshield
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• -0,06 — Not very clever
• : - )… — Drooling
• AC — Acceptable Content
• XTC — Ecstasy
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• PDH — Pretty darn happy
• PFT — Pretty *freaking* tight
• WOE — Way Of Eating
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• POW — Prisoner of war
• SK8NG — Skating
• SARA — Saradomin
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• GD/R — Grinning, ducking, and running
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• **** — Popcorn
• IHU — I Hate You
• 2BH — to be honest
• BRAC — Bracelet
• JP — Jackpot
• CB — Crazy baby
• YTB — Youth Talk Back
• GOWI — Get On With It
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• 5 — Five
• :-'| — Sniffles
• SFETE — Smiling from Ear to Ear
• VWD — Very Well Done
• BHOF — Bald Headed Old Fart
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• AYV — Are You Vertical
• RRR — Har, har, har
• (//_') — emo
• FOTFLOL — Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
• GL2U — Good Luck To You
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer

• DR — didn't read
• :( ) — shouting
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• EMFBI — Excuse me for jumping in
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• JFGI — Just Freaking Google It
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• NOM — No Offense Meant
• OMAA — Oh, my aching *A*
• SH — Same Here
• CLS — Chaotic longsword
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• TDTU — Totally Devoted To You
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• WYTYSYDG — What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
• YW — You are welcome
• SQ — Square shield
• RCED — reconnected
• RMMM — Read My Mail, Man
• TTYIAM — talk to you in a minute
• |-O — Snoring
• EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• THRP — therapy
• :=) — Two noses
• LL&P — Live Long and Prosper