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• <33 — heart
• CWOT — Complete Waste Of Time
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fat Ass Off
• UUUU — for you (four youse!)
• NYT — Night
• TM8 — tomato
• H-BDAY — Happy Birthday
• MEHH — sigh
• LOL — Lots Of Love
• 831 — I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
• 1432 — I Love You Too
• IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
• -:) — Punk with a mohawk
• 22 — Tuesday
• XOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• %-} — Intoxicated
• 8 — Oral Sex
• <3X — Love heart and Kiss
• FRM — From
• 143 — I Love You (letters in each word)
• B8 — bait
• 2T2T — Too tired to think
• GH — Getting Hard
• :] — Expresses jovial happiness
• 88 — Hugs and kisses
• R — Are
• AMF — Adios Mother Fucker
• OTP — On the Phone
• TTYL8R — Talk to You Later
• BBC — Big Bad Challenge
• S'OK — it's okay
• W8R — waiter
• GM — Good Morning
• URL — Universal Resource Locator
• KS — Kill Steal
• :Q — Expresses confusion
• :-(0) — Yelling
• A.K.A — Also Known As
• DYHB — Do you have a boyfriend?
• O :-) — An angel
• LAN — Local Area Network
• FKS — fucks
• BKK — Bot Killer Kill
• 4RM — from
• && — and
• SOS — Someone Special
• WASSUP — what's up?
• FCC — Friends chat channel.
• TBH — To Be Honest
• N/A — Not Applicable

• KDFU — Cracking the *freak* up
• @*&$!% — You know what that means...
• .02 — My two cents worth
• GA — Good Afternoon
• DAMIFINO — Damn, if I know
• LMAO — Lick Me All Over
• LM(F)AO — Laughing my (frigging) ass off
• (Ü) — Very happy, with big cheeks
• 5-0 — Police
• :"> — embarrassed
• ABBY — Abyssal
• 0 — Zero
• D9 — denyin
• PPL — People
• MOFO — Mother fucker
• PST — Please Send Tell
• SJW — Social Justice Warrior
• D2 — Dedos
• BUBU — Slang term for the most beautiful of women
• :I — Expresses indifference
• 0 :-) — Angel
• PLU — People Like Us. Upper-class reference to describe others who have similar high-class aspirations and standards. See also NTD and NOCD for other semi-secret upper-class coded terms.
• 3 — The letter E
• T4BU — Thanks for being you
• :P — Sticking out tongue
• CTC — Care to Chat?
• RIP — Rest in Peace
• W/ — With
• YMMV — Your Mileage May Vary
• TB — Text Back
• ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
• ZERKER — Berserker
• KK — Kiss Kiss
• BRD — Bored
• 0;-) — Angel Wink - Male
• O:O — A girl is mooning you
• YDKM — You Don't Know Me
• PBKAC — Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
• :-() — Yelling
• OIC — Oh I See
• YQ — I Like You
• N4CER, N4CR — enforcer
• FALLY — Falador.
• WANNA — Want to
• JK — Just kidding
• IX XI — 911, emergency
• 7K — Sick
• HUD — How You Doing
• 7 — Seven
• WC — Wrong Chat

• :-} — Embarrassed Smile
• YA YAYA — Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• LH6 — Let’s Have Sex
• LGH — Lets Get High
• GRMBL — Grumble
• G4Y — Good For You
• TARFU — Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
• DM — Do me
• GNA — Good night all
• 6 — Sex
• SMT — Something
• KEWL — Cool
• URAQT — You Are A Cutie
• 10S — tennis
• H — Hug
• FYEO — For Your Eyes Only
• IKR — I Know Right
• GNBLFY — Got Nothing But Love For You
• ABT — About
• MB — Maybe
• L8R — Later
• THO — Though
• ;) — Twinkle, without nose
• DND — Do Not Disturb
• 59 — fine
• ATM — At The Moment
• :[ — Expresses despondent unhappiness
• 0:-) — angel
• BCOZ — Because
• WAT UP — What's up?
• TXS — Thanks
• WDYT — What Do You Think?
• E.G — For example
• OTP — One True Pairing
• TOM — Tomorrow
• D2H — Dragon two-handed sword
• X-BOW — Crossbow
• HUGZ — Hugs
• PLS — Please
• IWALY — I Will Always Love You
• BJ — Blow Job
• 10Q — Thank You
• LV — love
• WHOA — Expression of surprise
• TA2 — tatoo
• L — Laugh
• A/S/L — Age/Sex/Location
• K — Okay
• DIV LOC — Divine location
• LOML — Love Of My Life

• :) :-) :> — Smiling, happy faces
• LOLWUT — What?
• DOB — Date Of Birth
• R8D — rated
• (__)(_|_)(_/_) — dancing ass off
• L8ER — Later
• J4F — Just for Fun
• IDC — I Don't Care
• T:)T — Think happy thoughts
• %OD — Laughing Like Crazy
• YGWYPF — You Get What You Pay For
• X-1-10 — Exciting
• THX — Thanks
• BSF — Be serious folks
• O4U — Only for You
• EOT — End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion)
• KMK — Kiss my keister
• OEM — Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts)
• B-DAY — Birthday
• FTP — File Transfer Protocol
• 0;-)-X-< — The Saint
• X! — Typical Woman
• YGIAGAM — Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
• 182 — I Hate You
• T BOW — Training bow
• YAFIYGI — You Asked for It, You Got It
• MSG — Message
• PM — Private Message
• LYK — like
• HHJK — ha ha, just kidding
• MKAY — Mmm, okay
• AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (see also SIDS and HIV)
• GNITE — Good night
• GFY — Go Fuck Yourself
• SK8 — Skate
• FCFS — First Come First Served
• U4IC — euphoric
• K4U — Kiss for you
• — Joking
• X — Kiss
• AWESO — Awesome
• :-/ — Skeptical
• POS — Piece Of Shit
• D HIDE — Dragon hide
• NB — Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit.
• 511 — Too much information
• Z% — Zoo
• D8R — dater
• ALCON — All Concerned
• LFG — Looking For Group

• STFU — Shut The Fuck Up
• H-FDAY — Happy Father's Day
• 1E9 — a billion
• EME — Eat Me
• E2EG — Ear-to-Ear Grin
• SUP — What's Up?
• D8N — datin
• O8-) — Starry-eyed angel
• LMK — Let Me Know
• XI 10 — Exciting
• W@ — What
• NP — No Problem
• Y! — Typical Man
• WUCIWUG — What You See Is What You Get
• OBTW — Oh By the Way
• O RLY — oh really
• 4 — Four
• ZBOOK — Unholy book
• POC — Point Of Contact
• IYKWIM — If You Know What I Mean
• RZN — raisin
• GONNA — Going to
• W/END — weekend
• SOS — Same Old Shit
• IANADB — I am not a doctor, but ...
• TC — Take Care
• W/O — Without
• ASAP — As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap)
• C/O — Care Of (postal Code Indicating Temporary Address Change)
• BTW — By The Way
• HAG1 — Have A Good One
• N EMA — enema
• G4I — Go for It
• ATM — Automatic Teller Machine
• :-| — Ambivalent
• TBA — To Be Advised
• OATUS — On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation)
• ZAMMY — Zamorak
• 2TH — Tooth
• RN — Right Now
• B9 — Boss is watching
• PFM — Pure Fucking Magic
• SOS — Sibling Over Shoulder
• PDA — Public Display of Affection
• LYSM — Love You So Much
• :-9 — Delicious, Yummy
• Y/- — Why not?
• LIFO — Last In, First Out
• RHIP — Rank Has Its Privileges
• P-( — Pirate

• K/B — Keyboard
• O==3 — Penis
• PS — PostScript
• FTTT — From Time To Time
• GB4N — Goodbye for now
• :-$ — Message indicating person is ill...
• :/) — Not funny
• GRRRR — Growling
• V SQ — Varrock Square
• B:-) — Sunglasses on head
• M$ — Microsoft
• U4IA, U4EA — euphoria
• ISO — In Search Of
• OOO — Out Of Office
• T2UL — Talk to You Later
• OOF — Out of Facility
• M CAMP — Mountain Camp
• G4U — Good for You
• X:-/ — Uncertain
• ADDY — Adamant
• T2GO — Time to Go
• :D :-D — Wider happy face
• 404 — I Don't Know
• TGIF — Thank God It's Friday
• W8AM — Wait A Minute
• PEEPS — People
• CUIMD — See You In My Dreams
• INV ME — Invite Me
• IMO — In My Opinion
• H-) — Cross-Eyed
• FAB — Fabulous
• B-} — Have got eyes for you 
• B-( — Beat Up
• GASP — Go Away Silly Person
• I 1DR — I Wonder
• L JACK — Lumberjack clothing
• CBA — Can't Be Arsed
• SYT — See You Tomorrow
• XLNT — Excellent
• 4Q2 — fuck you, too!
• R8RS — Raiders
• C[C] — cup of coffee
• YAOTM — Yet Another Off-Topic Message
• B4YKI — Before You Know It
• F? — Friends
• D00D — Dude
• L8TR — (See You) Later
• CU — See You
• U-L — You Will
• LOL — Little Old Lady

• 459 — I Love You (phone digits for ILY)
• IRC — Internet Relay Chat
• H4X0R — Hacker
• VFM — Value For Money
• LOLO — Lots of love
• YY — Too Wise :-)
• I1DR — I Wonder
• GN — Good Night
• B2P/BTP — Bones to Peaches
• WALOC — What A Load Of Crap
• MAGE TANK — Player with high Magic and Defence.
• C=:-) — Chef
• TNC — Tongue in Cheek
• FIFO — First In, First Out
• TA2D — tatood
• JQ — Jack and Queen
• D46? — Down for sex?
• MF — motherfucker
• COB — close of business (End of duty day)
• FISH — First In Still Here
• G LEGS — Granite legs
• G AXE — Dharok's greataxe
• PYT — Pretty Young Thing
• PDF — Portable Document Format (created by Adobe Acrobat)
• PW — Pow Wow
• IMFAO — in my fucking arrogant opinion
• FWD — Forward
• H2CUS — Hope To See You Soon
• BBL — Be Back Later
• LDY — lady
• U2 — You Too
• TAM — Tomorrow a.m.
• YHGASPL — You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
• L8R G8R — Later Gater
• YMCA — Young Men's Christian Association
• 121 — One-To-One
• C):O) — cowboy
• POV — Point Of View
• HB — Hug Back
• A41A14A — All for One and One for All
• DV8 — Deviate
• :- — Undecided
• J00 — You
• » — Raquo
• G SPEAR — Guthan's warspear
• §:-) — Happy person with curly hair
• ASF — And So Forth
• G2GICYAL8ER — Got to go I'll see you later
• STR8 — Straight
• BMW — Be My Wife

• LUMBY — Lumbridge
• X:^) — Lisa Simpson
• WRT — "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics.
• :-| — undecided
• C|:-) — Smiling with top hat
• HALLY — Halberd
• XNTRK — eccentric
• XI10 — Exciting
• G4N — Good for Nothing
• BDAY — Birthday
• 1337 — Elite
• Q4U — question for you
• K8T — Katie
• 2LY — truly
• YHBBYBD — you'd have better bet your bottom dollar
• UR — Your
• W# — World #
• C[T] — cup of tea
• TEOTWAWK — The end of the world as we know it
• ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
• I-( — Swollen-eyed smiley
• DUN — Don't
• OBTWIAVBP — Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place
• RMB — Ring My Bell
• WATMHATTAH — Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
• H-MDAY — Happy Mother's Day
• ¿;) — Elvis
• S-] — Silly smiley 
• 55555 — Crying Your Eyes Out
• C|B-) — Ali G
• §=-) — Curly haired smile
• 81 — Hells Angels
• WAMBAM — Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar
• GTG — Good To Go
• WTH — What The Heck?
• IP — Internet Protocol
• /: - | — Unamused, mildly cross
• O RLY? — Oh, Really?
• FU — Fuck You
• DYOR — Do Your Own Research
• TYVM — Thank you very much
• 2D4 — To Die For
• QC — Quality Control
• F2F — Face To Face (also Meeting In Person)
• SO — Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend)
• ATTN — Attention
• P-ZA — Pizza
• M-) — See no evil
• LFC — Looking for Clan
• O-&-< — Person bored

• JAGGY — Aliased computer graphics
• O- — Yahoo Fighter - April
• O-Z-< — Person in a hurry
• TALKING TRASH — Disrespecting
• GGU2 — Good game, you too
• :,( — Crying
• BR — Best regards
• C|:-)= — Charlie Chaplin
• IB — I'm Back
• ZILYS — Commander Zilyana
• V-TERM — Vehicle terminal
• N64 — Nintendo 64
• BC — Because
• TMB — Text Me Back
• RSVP — Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
• :-P — Sticking Out Tongue (Original Smiley)
• VIP — Very Important Person
• XNTU8 — accentuate
• KOS — Kill on Sight
• ZIPN — zippin
• PW — Password
• MVN — movin
• NGL — Not Gonna Lie
• FOMO — Fear of Missing Out
• J2LUK — Just to Let You Know
• WBU — What About You?
• D=) — Oliver Hardy
• V-THRUST — Vertical thrust
• LBS — Laughing but Serious
• J/P — Just Playing
• UAPITA — You're A Pain in the Ass
• J00R — your
• GUI — Graphical User Interface (goo-ey)
• XME — Excuse Me
• H8TTU — Hate to be you
• ISP — Internet Service Provider
• L:-O — FlatTop Loudmouth
• VAMBS — Vambraces
• TX — Thanks
• COZ — Because
• IITYWIMWYBMAD — If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
• P@H — parents at home
• G2G4N — Got to Go for Now
• P^{) — pirate
• CUMID — See you in my dreams
• G2GTAC — got to go take a crap
• TYT — Take Your Time
• OP — Original Poster
• DUNNO — I Don't Know
• S:) — Elvis Smiling

• G2GGS2D — got to go get something to drink
• TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
• O{-<]: — Skater Dude
• WAN2TLK — Want to talk
• IAITS — It's All In The Subject
• NAA! — Not Another Acronym!
• TK — To Come
• WOMBAT — Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
• KOK — Knock
• G&BIT — grin & bear it
• JMN — jammin
• LOM — Low on Mana
• FAFWOA — For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
• 10X — Thanks
• GALGAL — Give A Little Get A Little
• 4E — Forever
• BMW — Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)
• BF — Best Friend
• BRB — Be right back
• P^) — pirate
• M8 — Mate
• NSFW — Not Safe for Work
• M80S — Mateys
• WYD — what are you doing
• OB X M  — Overload boxing x mil
• PROLLY — Probably
• DFO — (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
• YOYO — You're On Your Own
• WKND — Weekend
• AA — Adios Amigo
• Q=)-<--<|: — Skater Dude 
• G2GTAP — got to go take a pee
• >:-( — Annoyed
• WTG — Way To Go
• O:MFG — Operation: Make Faster Game
• XOXOXO — Hugs and Kisses
• PEBKAC — Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto)
• KS — Kill-Steal
• KIT — Keep In Touch
• O:-( — model
• MTBF — Mean Time Before Failure
• ASCII — American National Standard Code for Information Interchange
• WB — Welcome Back
• AFK — Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation)
• SOP — Standard Operational Procedure
• DIY — Do-It-Yourself
• HAXOR — Hacker
• HUB — Head Up Butt
• GMC — Gotta Mechanic Coming
• N4CMT — enforcement

• K — Kiss
• O->- — Skater Dude 
• HAGO — Have A Good One
• BOT — Back on Topic
• IANALB — I Am Not A Lawyer But...
• RYT — write
• AFAIK — As Far As I Know
• AH — asshole
• LP — Life Points
• A55 — ass
• IANAAB — I am not a attorney, but ...
• IGHT — I got high tonight
• NVM — Never Mind
• FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak)
• LEMME — Let me
• 6A — sexy
• VAT — Value Added Tax
• !-) — Proud of black eye
• 2NTE — Tonight
• @-) — Hypnotized
• <3 — Heart
• LOP — Low on Power
• LTR — Long Term Relationship
• MC — Merry Christmas
• DOA — dead on arrival
• IMLTHO — In My Less Than Humble Opinion
• (_() — Marshmallow
• :-E — I'm Disappointed (Original Smiley)
• 6Y — sexy
• BAM — Below Average Mentality
• DEC — Digital Equipment Corporation
• COD — Cash On Delivery
• MMORPG, MMO — Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
• ADDY — Address
• IBM — Idiots Bought Me
• SME — Subject Matter Expert
• TPTB — The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC).
• BOYF — Boyfriend
• CMIIW — Correct Me If I'm Wrong
• MOMBOY — Mamma's boy
• BF — Boyfriend
• B4 — Before
• UI! — You Idiot
• USU — Usually
• FFS — For Fuck's Sake
• TTYS — Talk To You Soon
• BZ — Busy
• BBN — Bye Bye Now
• 3=====D — Penis
• GB — Goodbye

• 8 — Eight
• IR8 — irate
• MWAH — kiss
• LQTM — Laughing Quietly to Myself
• BFN — Bye for Now
• RX — Regards
• NUFF — Enough Said
• LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting)
• EOD — End Of Day
• HBTU — Happy Birthday to You
• OTC — Over The Counter (medications not requiring a prescription)
• PIZ — parents in room
• FYI — For Your Information
• (_|_) — Bottom
• GNSD — Good Night Sweet Dreams
• ABD — Already Been Done
• TUFD — The User File Died
• IRL — In Real Life
• ; P — Wink with a raspberry
• WRUF — Where Are You From?
• FORD — Fix or Repair Daily
• BFI — Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent
• 2MORO — Tomorrow
• MOB — Mobile
• }-) — Wry smile
• Z — it means said
• HTTP — Hypertext Transfer Protocol
• LMIRL — Let's Meet In Real Life
• IOU — "I Owe You" (Promissory note)
• N2 — Into
• BR8 — berate
• AWOL — Absent Without Leave
• OVA — Over
• ...---... — S.O.S.
• MILF — Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
• EOM — End Of Message
• :0 — Hungry
• 1457 — Last
• CURLO — See you around like a donut
• PTO — Please Turn Over
• IBK — Idiot Behind Keyboard
• STFU — Shut the Freak Up
• TTUL — Talk To You Later
• TY — Thank You
• IMBO — In My Biased Opinion
• WWW — World Wide Web
• FBI — Federal Bureau of Investigation
• DWYM — Does What You Mean
• FOV — Field Of View (satellite)
• MYO — Mind your own

• 88 — Bye-Bye
• DILLIGAF — Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
• FYE — For Your Entertainment
• GPS — Global Positioning System (ex-NAVSTAR)
• HP — Hit Point(s)
• OMFG — Oh My Freaking God
• LMFAO — Laughing My Freaking Ass Off
• ACE — Access Control Entry
• AAMOF — As A Matter Of Fact
• OT — Overtime
• BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
• @TEOTD — At The End Of The Day
• TANJ — There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels)
• Y — Why?
• O>- — snowboarder
• DBA — Doing Business As
• 9T — night
• CLK — click
• NT — No Text
• NC — No Comment
• GBU — God Bless You
• IK — I Know
• HM — Home
• 55555 — Laughing
• 4NR — Foreigner
• ARC — Archive
• 2N8 — Two and Eight
• A4 — afford
• JV — Joint Venture
• ACK — Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK)
• AML — All My Love
• TBD — To Be Determined
• POS — Point Of Sale.Retail term, being the physical point at which products are displayed on shelves or paid for at the checkout, as in the EPOS acronym.
• GRS — Greater runic staff
• CB — Chat Brat
• HAND — Have A Nice Day
• AP — Apple Pie
• PLMK — Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher)
• IBM — International Business Machines Corporation
• BIL — Brother-In-Law
• W8 — Wait
• AA — As above
• BV — Behind view
• FIGMO — Fuck It, Got My Orders
• DS — Darling Son
• 4RE — Ferrari
• EOF — End Of File
• E1 — Everyone
• DD — Darling Daughter
• DD — Dear Daughter

• SRY — Sorry
• FBC — Facebook Chat
• BLK — Black
• DYNWUTB — Do you know what you are talking about?
• KT — Katie
• 24/7 — Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
• BBS — Be back soon
• QH — Quick hop
• UW — You're Welcome
• GD — Good
• 6SR — successor
• WIIFM — What's In It For Me?
• NBA — National Basketball Association
• MYOB — Mind Your Own Business
• FORD — Found On Road Dead
• KMP — Keep Me Posted
• ER — Emergency Room
• SB — Somebody
• EOL — End Of Life
• BTDT — Been There, Done That
• NH — Nice hand (poker slang)
• SWAG — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
• RNG — Range
• 2BCTND — To Be Continued.
• BD — Big Deal
• MVP — Most Valuable Player
• BUMP — Bring Up My Post
• OB — Obligatory
• ASL — Age/Sex/Location
• LMS — Like My Status (Internet shorthand)
• IMAO — In My Arrogant Opinion
• FN — Function
• EAK — Eating At Keyboard
• SED — Said Enough Darling
• :-@ — Screaming (Original Smiley)
• NT — Nice Try
• NUNP — No Users No Problems
• :-V — Shouting
• OMW — On My Way
• OZ — Australia
• IML — I love you
• CX — Correction(s)
• JT — Just Teasing
• FYIV — fuck you, I'm vested
• 6 — Six
• SOZ — Sorry
• BRT — Be Right There
• :-O — Oh, nooooooo!
• PEBCAK — Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
• ;S — Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?

• IETF — Internet Engineering Task Force
• IWSN — I Want Sex Now
• :-| :-| — Deja vu
• JLMK — Just Let Me Know
• FRT — For Real Though
• RBI — Runs Batted In (baseball metric similar to assists in basketball)
• FIL — Father-In-Law
• BLTN — Better Late Than Never
• STATS — Your sex and age
• TTLY — Totally
• IIIO — Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• TTYL — Talk To You Later (Internet Slang)
• OT — Off Topic
• 8 — Infinity
• 4U — For You
• FDA — Food Drug Administration
• KOTL — Kiss On The Lips
• DHYB — Don't Hold Your Breath
• MOI — Me (French)
• TNX — Thanks
• LMA — Leave Me Alone
• CP — Chat Post
• TOY — Thinking Of You
• ADD — Address
• D8 — date
• AES — Advanced Encryption Standard
• KEYA — I will key you later
• DD — Death Dot
• (.V.) — Breasts
• L8 — Late
• JC — Just Checking
• OMG — Oh, my God!
• VC — Venture Capital
• LDR — Long Distance Relationship
• HILLIES — Hill giants
• :-B — Drooling Out Of Both Sides Of Mouth
• IDTS — I Don't Think So
• RUH — Are You Horny?
• CDC — Center for Disease Control and Prevention
• AAR8 — At Any Rate
• NG — No Good
• ETA — Edited To Add
• JK — Joke
• [{--CRAYON--]}> — crayon (try in different colors)
• NSA — No Strings Attached
• DNS — Domain Name System
• VM — Voice Mail
• POP — Point Of Presence (Internet)
• UTM — You Tell Me
• BISFLATM — Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey

• CID — Consider It Done
• AFT — About Fucking Time
• LOLA — Laugh Out Loud Again
• SLIP — Serial Line Interface Protocol
• OTOH — On The Other Hand
• EMA — E-Mail Address
• BTFT — Been There, Fixed That
• NOYB — None Of Your Business
• WYMM — Will You Marry Me?
• ISDN — Integrated Services Digital Network
• DS — Dear Son
• CC — Clan Chat
• H8 — Hate
• BCC — Blind Carbon Copy
• TTTT — These Things Take Time
• NRG — Energy
• DERP — Reply to stupid comment or action
• DDG — Drop Dead Gorgeous
• BBIAM — Be Back In A Minute
• BC — Be Cool
• CC — Carbon Copy
• DHCP — Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
• IDL — Ideal
• AFAICS — As Far As I Can See
• KTHXBYE — Ok, Thanks, Goodbye
• GE — Good Evening
• HH — Ha-ha
• DNS — Domain Name Service
• TTYT — Talk to You Tomorrow
• SQ — Square
• KQ — Kalphite Queen
• :-0 — Talkative
• SUX — sucks
• DOC — Drug of Choice
• HIIK — Hell If I Know
• DH — Dear Husband
• TIL — Today I Learned
• NFS — Network File System
• TFH — Thread From Hell (internet Forums)
• NVR — Never
• FDA — Fucking Dumb Ass
• TTT — To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums)
• FOB — fuck off bitch
• DTS — Don't Think So
• IRMC — I Rest My Case
• HW — Homework
• QR — Cure
• FTITM — First Thing in the Morning
• HAGD — Have A Good Day
• GIGO — Garbage In Garbage Out (computing)

• FCOL — For Crying Out Loud
• IDGAS — I Don't Give A Shit
• JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
• INFO — Information
• YTTL — You take too long
• NEZZY — Neitiznot
• (:-B — baby with a and buck teeth
• =8-0 — Yikes!
• MEH — just okay
• FTF — Face To Face
• JFK — Just For Kicks
• PLZ — Please
• AAAAA — Travel club for alcoholics
• PAW — Parents Are Watching
• NBD — No Big Deal
• LG — Lovely Greetings
• BARB — Barbarian
• IOW — In Other Words
• ABC — Already Been Chewed
• FWM — Fine With Me
• WFM — Works For Me
• AFAICT — As Far As I Can Tell
• PTL — Praise The Lord
• #:-) — Smiling with a fur hat
• GG — Good Going
• ADR — Address
• BBS — Bulletin Board System
• CYA — See You
• WAN — Wide Area Network
• ST8 — state
• IIWII — It Is What It Is
• CUL8TR — See You Later
• FYO — For Your Opinion
• BUMP — Increment
• BDN — Big Damn Number
• CWYL — Chat With You Later
• QT — Cutie
• TTYTT — To Tell You The Truth
• PC — Personal computer (host)
• AIGHT — Alright
• WYCM — Will You Call Me?
• 2MOR — Tomorrow
• SS — So Sorry
• SRSLY — Seriously
• (-_-) — Secret smile
• CNP — Continued In Next Post (forums)
• ZZZ — to be tired (internet slang)
• CYT — See You Tomorrow
• GF RS — Good fight Runescape
• B4N — Bye for Now

• TMI — Too Much Information (Internet Slang)
• 4EVER — Forever
• DM — Doesn't Matter
• MFG — Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
• NTHING — Nothing
• BOT — Be on that
• 4AO — For adults only
• TCB — Taking Care of Business
• BT — Byte This
• :-){ — Beard
• GBG — Great Big Grin
• -(:)(0)=8 — Teletubby
• BTOBS — Be There or Be Square
• @WRK — At Work
• EOD — End Of Discussion
• VBG — Very Big Grin
• TBC — To Be Continued
• YGG — You Go Girl
• WTS — Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• WYSIWYG — What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms)
• 1E6 — a million
• PHAT — Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
• IE — Internet Explorer
• MLA — Multiple Letter Acronym
• BPS — bits per second
• DDD — Direct Distance Dial
• FTN — Fuck That Noise
• BOE — Bind on Equip
• 6E — sexy
• 555 — Sobbing/Crying.
• ONNA — Oh No Not Again
• CMA — Cover My Ass
• C — See
• MTFBWY — May The Force Be With You
• ILU — I Love You
• /MYB — kick my boobs
• SMH — Shakes My Head
• BGWM — Be Gentle With Me
• OMFG — Oh My Fucking God
• 2NITE — Tonight
• 4U2C — for you to see
• FTW — For the win! (expression of enthusiasm)
• BAK — Back At Keyboard
• EM — Excuse Me
• GDZ — Greater demons
• BS — Bullshit
• ROFL — Rolling on the floor laughing
• NIM — No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email.
• P2P — Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA)
• TOU — Thinking of You

• IDK — I don’t know
• RLY — Really
• GIC — Gift in Crib
• 4ST — forest
• APP — Application
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
• BOL — Best Of Luck
• FWIW — For What It's Worth
• HIH — Hope It Helps
• SNAFU — Situation Normal All Fouled Up
• NO — Number
• CBB — Can't Be Bothered
• FB — Facebook
• TTG — Time-To-Go
• GFY — Good For You
• LOL — laughting out loud
• WU — What's Up?
• LTNS — Long Time No See
• TNSTAAFL — There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• AWS — As We Speak
• GND — Ground
• AB — Ass Backwards
• IDM — It Does Not Matter
• (~~) — Pumpkin
• BFFN — Best friend for now
• WUU2 — What are you up to?
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Booze
• BAFO — Best and Final Offer
• CTHU — Cracking the Heck Up
• DPS — Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
• AFAIU — As Far As I Understand
• EXCAL — Enhanced excalibur
• PS — Post Scriptum
• ISLY — I Still Love You
• LUV — Love
• IM — Instant Message
• BB — Big Brother
• RW — Real World
• 4VA — forever
• SCSI — Small Computer System Interface
• OO — Over and Out
• GH — Good Hand
• :-X — Big Wet Kiss (Original Smiley)
• IC — I See
• II — I'm impressed
• JMO — Just My Opinion
• FO — Fuck Off
• 4N — Foreign
• POS — Parent Over Shoulder
• HF — Have Fun

• 9 — Nine
• ZIP — Zone Improvement Plan
• FIAT — Fix It Again Tony
• FYA — For Your Amusement
• NRN — No Reply Necessary
• CHK — Check
• LI — LinkedIn
• TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
• GOMF — Get Outta My Face
• FKA — Formerly Known As
• BFG — Big Fat Grin
• DA — The
• :^) — Broken nose
• AFC — Away from Computer
• EOT — End Of Transmission
• FOCUS — Focus sight.
• DERP — silly
• AAM — As A Matter Of Fact.
• 404 — 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
• SIS — sister
• CUL8R — See You Later
• AISI — As I See It
• B2B — Business to Businesse
• KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid
• CUS — See You Soon
• FML — Fuck my life (humorously expressing despair)
• BCNU — Be Seein' You
• NLT — No Later Than
• AMF — adios motherfucker
• BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
• IWALU — I Will Always Love You
• GNIGHT — Good night
• BFF — Best Friend Forever
• AFAYK — As Far As You Know
• GW — Getting Wet
• SOHO — Small Office Home Office
• LTNT — Long Time No Talk
• SPK — Speak
• GL — Good Luck
• LO — Hello
• FFS — For fucu's sake
• WTF — what the fuck
• GTH — Go To Hell
• WC — Welcome
• PITA — Pain In The Association
• &&&& — Pretzels
• LOL — Lots Of Luck
• MU — Miss U
• LMTTA — Leave Me the Fuck Alone
• CB — Coffee Break

• OTT — Over The Top
• DDH — Death dot heal
• BB — Bumble Bee
• SYL — See You Later
• 2Q — took you
• BTOBD — Be There or Be Dead
• EFFIN — Fucking
• JAC — Just a second
• FF — Friendly Fire
• A/N — Author's Note
• W — With
• G — Grin
• AO — Anarchy Online
• GR8 — Great
• HRU — How Are You?
• UL — Upload
• CRYS — crystal
• ADAM — Adamant
• BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
• TC — Telephone Call
• KMRIA — Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-)
• LOC — Locate
• THNX — Thanks
• LMNK — Leave my name out
• CMB — Call Me Back
• *:* — Fuzzy Face (Original Smiley)
• 411 — Info
• TWIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• L:) — Loser
• :-& — Tongue Tied
• BUGLY — Butt Ugly
• DOS — Disk Operating System
• :-& — Message indicating person is angry...
• ACC — Anyone Can Come
• FOS — Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
• 4NIK8 — fornicate
• 420 — Marijuana
• NA — Not Applicable
• AYPI — And Your Point Is?
• LOTI — Laughing on the Inside
• OTW — On the Way
• B/C — Because
• GD — Good Day
• TLA — Three Letter Abbreviation
• SANTA — Santa Claus
• WC — Who Cares?
• NM — Never Mind
• CLD — could
• CIAO — Goodbye (in Italian)
• 4EVA — Forever

• HIV — Hair Is Vanishing. Amusing alternative interpretation (thanks EP) contrasting with the seriousness of the more usual meaning of Human Immunodeficiency Virus.HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot. (ODSA) Classic nurses' shorthand.
• CE — Creative Editing
• BASIC — Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
• UT — Unreal Tournament
• 2C4S — Too cool for school
• PSA — Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term)
• 4Q — Fuck You
• CSL — Can't Stop Laughing
• PTO — Paid Time Off
• LERK — leaving easy reach of keyboard
• DWF — Divorced White Female
• PDQ — Pretty Damn Quick
• FNG — Fucking New Guy
• FXION8 — affectionate
• HAGN — Have A Good Night
• *G* — Grin
• BTK — Back to Keyboard
• AFTP — Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
• 26Y4U — Too Sexy for You
• RTM — Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information»)
• KWIM — Know What I Mean?
• 2DAY — Today
• 2G4 — Together
• DTRT — Do The Right Thing
• KBD — Keyboard
• OOP — Out of Power
• WDALYIC — Who Died and Left You in Charge?
• MTF — More to Follow
• ICL — In Christian Love
• TYSO — Thank you so much
• DL — Download
• FBM — Fine By Me
• ! — Surprised
• Y2K — Year 2000
• KEYME — Key me when you get in
• KK — Knock, knock
• WYGOWM — Will You Go Out with Me?
• LYLAS — Love You Like a Sister
• SOL — shit outta luck
• 6UL — sexual
• DMY — Don't Mess Yourself
• MMB — Message Me Back
• BFFLNMW — Best Friends for Life No Matter What
• BS — Bull Shit
• UNA — Use No Acronyms
• RFD — Request For Discussion
• WYWH — Wish You Were Here
• Z — Zero
• KOTC — Kiss On The Cheek
• BLK — Blackpool Airport, Blackpool, United Kingdom

• AOL — Army Of Lamers
• KOL — Kiss on cheek
• MN8 — emanate
• K — Kilo-
• FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
• AMAP — As Much As Possible
• KIX — kicks
• NERD — National Establishment for Real Dorks
• HMS — Hanging My Self
• AFB — Away from Brain
• 1DR — I wonder
• AAAAA — American Association Against Acronym Abuse
• ID10T — Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and
• KMYF — Kiss Me You Fool
• IFF — If and Only If
• LYLAB — Love You Like A Brother
• MB — Message Board
• %*@:-) — Freaking Out
• PTFO — Pass the Freak Out
• 2U2 — To You Too
• QTPI — Cutie pie
• BLOG — Web Log
• LYT — light
• JJ — Just Joking
• RS — Runescape
• CRS — Can't Remember Stuff
• TM — Trust Me
• NE1 — Anyone
• 9 — nein
• !-( — Black eye
• 1NAM — One in a million
• FU — Follow-Up
• CUL — See You Later
• LY — Love Ya
• SOP — Stay Off the Pipe
• CD9 — Code 9: Parents Nearby
• DTP — Desktop Publishing
• 2L8 — Too Late
• SYS — See You Soon
• BSOD — Blue Screen Of Death
• DMNO — Dude Man No Offense
• LMWIS — Lick Me Where I Sweat
• TFR — Thanks for Reading
• MIPS — Millions of Instructions Per Second
• WOW — World of Warcraft
• PSP — PlayStation Portable
• FOG — Fist of Guthix
• LYK — Let You Know
• NRG — NRG Energy, Inc.
• GRL — Girl

• FBI — Female Body Inspectors
• YCT — Your Comment To
• SAPH — Sapphire
• EG — Evil Grin
• BAU — Business As Usual
• BW — Best Wishes
• BTA — But Then Again
• IYSWIM — If You See What I Mean
• ASO — And So On
• IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
• SNAG — Sensitive New Age Guy
• FOAD — Fuck Off And Die
• 2 — To
• GAL — Get A Life
• EOR — End of Rant
• FU — Future Use
• RIMMY — Rimmington
• ATEOTD — At the End of the Day
• EOL — End Of Lecture
• J/K — Just Kidding
• KB — Keyboard
• BSG — Big Smiling Grin
• B — Be
• BEG — Big Evil Grin
• })I({ — butterfly
• GAS — Greetings and Salutations
• UFN — Until Further Notice
• SEO — Search Engine Optimizer
• RENTS — Parents
• NFWS — Not for work safe
• YR — Your
• :-Q — Smoker
• HMT — Here's My Try
• BST — But Seriously Though
• AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
• HB — Happy Birthday
• IBC — Inadequate But Cute
• G9 — Genius
• COS — Because
• RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual
• EOB — End Of Business
• DP — Display Picture
• LHSX — Lets have sex
• IUD — Insert Usual Disclaimers
• ADN — Advanced Digital Network
• :-9 — Licking Lips (Original Smiley)
• BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
• ISTM — It Seems To Me
• OP — Operator
• GMAUL — Granite maul

• SSL — Secure Socket Layer
• TLC — Tender Love and Care
• CTN — Can't Talk Now
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
• V — Very
• M — Male
• FYF — from your friend
• YOLO — You Only Live Once
• O — [ō—letter o with overbar]
• SH — Shit Happens
• SWMBO — She Who Must Be Obeyed
• NFG — No Fucking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New Fucking Guy"
• AU — Gold (Latin ''Aurum'')
• KUTGW — Keep up the Good Work
• BION — Believe It or Not
• B9 — benign
• EBKAC — Error Between Keyboard and Chair
• CP — Sleepy
• VN — Very Nice
• USB — Universal Serial Bus
• @ — at
• GFN — Gone for Now
• OM — Old Man
• GOMB — Get Off My Back
• BFI — Bunch of Fucking Idiots
• 2CUTE — too cute
• JC — Just Curious
• ILBL8 — I'll be late
• ETA — Estimated time arrival
• AYSOS — Are You Stupid or Something?
• HAHA — Having A Heart Attack
• XYZ — eXamine Your Zipper. Amusingly neat and discreet way to tell someone when his trouser fly is open. (Thanks Carmen)
• 4K — fork
• DW — Don't Worry
• PC — Player Character
• BOHICA — Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• 1DRFL — Wonderful
• HFAC — Holy flipping animal crackers
• H&K — Hugs and Kisses
• AIR — As I Remember
• TTT — That's The Ticket
• LYL — Love You Lots
• Y2K — You're Too Kind
• 2H2H — too hot to handle
• CUZ — Because
• M — Million
• FE — Fatal Error
• UGH — Disgusted
• SOS — Same Old Story

• :-) . — I have an inny
• PWR — Power
• 2GETHER — together
• PSA — Public Show Of Affection
• AFAIAA — As Far As I Am Aware
• PXT — Please Explain That
• AWA — As Well As
• BAC — By Any Chance
• WYT — Whatever You Think
• BOP — Bind on Pickup
• TA — Thanks a lot
• MOT — Moment Of Truth
• 4COL — For Crying Out Loud
• FITB — Fill In The Blank
• DQMOT — Don't Quote Me on This
• WEG — Wicked Evil Grin
• ACPT — Accept
• CT — Can't Talk
• EL8 — elate
• :-, — Smirk
• ADMIN — ADMINISTRATIVE, ADMINISTRATION, ADMINISTRATOR
• HBU — How about you?
• FWB — Friends with benefits
• IHNI — I Have No Idea
• FUGLY — Fucking ugly
• BFG — Big Fucking Gun
• NFW — No Freaking Way
• CFY — Calling for You
• GLLA — Great Lovers Love Alike
• NE — Any
• 4 — For
• RT — Roger That
• IMP — I might be pregnant
• DBL8 — Don't be late
• 1D10T — Idiot
• AYOR — At Your Own Risk
• W/E — Whatever
• :#) — Drunk
• GI — Google It
• ABTA — Good-bye
• DWL — Dying with Laughter
• GBH — Great Big Hug
• PTMM — Please Tell Me More
• DIKU — Do I Know You?
• PSY — Please Stop Yelling
• AZN — Asian
• YL — Young Lady
• ~(8(L) — Homer Simpson
• MAC — Media Access Control
• 5 — Five

• LOB — Lobster
• CM — Call Me
• :-& — Tongue-tied (Original Smiley)
• RL — Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting
• BIH — Burn in Hell
• DIS — Did I Say
• BT — Bite This
• AIUI — As I Understand It
• YMMD — You Made My Day
• DBN — Doing Business - Not
• ACB — Armadyl Crossbow
• 2LN — toolin
• AB — Ah Bless!
• RU — Are You?
• TWSS — That's What She Said
• 2N — tune
• IIRC — If I Recall Correctly
• FUBB — Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario)
• IMHO — In My Honest Opinion
• ;-D — Winking and laughing
• BSF — But, Seriously Folks
• FF — Follow Friday
• DHU — Dinosaur hugs
• (:| — tired
• QQ — Quick Question
• JPYL — Just Pulling Your Leg
• BIC — Butt in Chair
• LVS — loves
• :-)8 — Smiling with bow tie
• GLNG — Good Luck Next Game
• LTD — Living the Dream
• LFG — Looking for guard
• YRS — wires
• ILY — I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE]
• CRAFT — Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
• QFT — Quoted For Truth
• OWTTE — Or Words To That Effect
• HW — Hardware
• SEC — Second
• C — Cool Breeze
• BFG — Big Friendly Giant
• TIA — Thanks in advance
• BWTHDIK — But What The Heck Do I Know...?
• GLYASDI — God Loves You and So Do I
• CYA — Cover Your Associates
• BMG — Be My Guest
• EOS — End of Story
• GRATZ — Congratulations
• STR — Strength
• BG — Big Grin

• DC — Disconnected
• JAS — Just A Second
• SHMILY — See How Much I Love You
• MIN — Minute
• OOTC — Obligatory On Topic Comment
• ROTF — Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
• AA — Anti-Aircraft
• ADIH — Another Day in Hell
• CIS — CompuServe Information Service
• ..._(:)-O — Scuba diver blowing bubbles
• WG — Wicked Grin
• SYSOP — System Operator
• N/A — Not Available
• :-C — Astonished
• AYK — As You Know
• ISTR — I Seem To Recall
• BK — Bot kill
• LAM — Leave A Message
• N/A — Not Acceptable
• FOC — Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL.
• IRT — In regards to
• YHBT — You Have Been Trolled
• BRH — Be Right Here
• TSR — Terminate and Stay Resident [software program]
• ABU — All bugged up
• OL — Old Lady
• DIRTFT — Do It Right The First Time
• OVA — Overhead Value Analysis
• RSN — Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
• EZ — Easy
• DFL — Dead freaking last
• ROTFL — Roll On The Floor Laughing
• IFU — I Fucked Up
• BOK — Bouquet
• DA — father
• AISB — As I Said Before
• NES — Nintendo Entertainment System
• CATH, CATHY — Catherby
• DUPE — Duplicate
• SYT — Sweet Young Thing
• PBM — Play By Mail
• HUA — Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Bottle
• BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
• VR — Virtual Reality
• PTB — Powers That Be
• PERV — pervert
• IS — I'm Sorry
• CMF — Count My Fingers
• WB — Write Back

• FYM — For Your Misinformation
• AFDA — A Few Days Ago
• OOTB — Out Of The Box
• CO — Conference
• DRAG — Dragon
• COBOL — Common Business-Oriented Language
• WEALTH — Ring of wealth
• JMHO — Just My Humble Opinion
• OTW — Off To Work
• MED — Medium
• SMS — Short Message Service
• UBD — User Brain Damage
• HTML — Hyper Text Markup Language
• MGMT — Management
• AIM — Aol Instant Messege
• ADAD — Another Day Another Dollar
• BRS — Big Red Switch
• QOTD — Quote of the Day
• HD — Hold
• FM — Fucking Magic
• RBTL — Read Between The Lines
• AFZ — Acronym Free Zone
• WAT — What
• BYOD — Bring Your Own Device
• :-X — Small Kiss
• THR — there
• S2R — Send to Receive
• C&G — Chuckle and Grin
• SMO; SMON — Serious mode on
• OBV — Obviously
• DW — Dear Wife
• IMS — I Am Sorry
• BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• AFAIC — As Far As I'm Concerned
• BRBDGA — Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
• IONO — I Don't Know
• CRA — crazy
• LD — Long Distance
• 911 — Emergency Services Phone Number
• AYT — Are You There
• DBD — Don't Be Dumb
• GIMME — Give Me
• FS — Full Screen
• -0,06 — Not very clever
• HIG — How's It Going
• TTBOMK — To The Best Of My Knowledge
• RPG — Role Playing Game
• COS — Change Of Subject
• :-X — Biggy sloppy kiss
• TTS — Text To Speech

• GLG — Goofy Little Grin
• ESABATM — Eat shit and bark at the moon
• NFS — Need For Speed
• BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
• FF — Friends Forever
• BYOB — Bring Your Own Beer
• LTR — Later
• BM — Bite Me
• FUBAR — Fucked Up Beyond All Reason
• IME — In My Experience
• BNF — Big Name Fan
• MODEM — Modulator-Demodulator
• AYEC — At Your Earliest Convenience
• FYYSOS — Fuck you, you sack of shit
• LEMENO — Let Me Know
• F2T — Free to Talk
• CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
• 4GET — Forget
• OOSOOM — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• DM — Dungeon Master
• YHM — You Have Mail
• LD — Later Dude
• SF — Science Fiction
• PD — Public Domain
• BRBB — Be right back *babe*
• G2G — Got To Go
• AEAP — As Early As Possible
• HD — Head
• NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard
• GGA — Good Game All
• LNK — Love and Kisses
• HLM — he loves me
• SMOFF — Serious Mode Off
• SD — Sweet Dreams
• ESS — Elysian Spirit Shield
• MM — Market Maker
• 86 — Out of
• RE — Hello Again
• GOI — Get Over It
• GTM — Giggling to Myself
• BLK — BlackRock, Inc.
• BH — Bounty Hunter
• GHP — Good Hand Partner
• TM — Text Message
• 4NK8 — Sex
• :)S — Smiles
• B — Back
• JFF — Just For Fun
• LFM — Looking for More
• BC — Basket Case

• CL — Clan Leader
• AOE — Area of Effect
• B2B — Back to Back
• BKA — Better Known As
• MBS — Mom Behind Shoulder
• UAE — Unrecoverable Application Error
• 5N — fine
• !-| — Smiley with a black eye
• :-I — Indifferent
• MMA — Meet me at
• NFC — No fucking clue
• NPS — no problem sweetie
• HISS — Saradomin Hiss
• DINK — Dual Income No Kids
• AAK — Alive and Kicking
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Recall
• MOS — Mother Over Shoulder
• SCUBA — self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
• BFD — Big Freaking Deal
• AH — At home
• H/O — Hold On
• SIG — Special Interest Group
• MEH — Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
• CUNS — See You In School
• IYO — In Your Opinion
• OS — Operating System
• BWDIK — But What Do I Know
• PPP — Point-to-Point Protocol
• <:)- — Dunce
• MTE — My Thoughts Exactly
• ASLP — Age Sex Location Picture
• KOL — Kiss on Lips
• RUOK — Are you okay?
• YF — Wife
• LMBO — Laughing my butt off
• DWB — Don't Write Back
• GBY — God Bless You
• CLM — Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips)
• DKDC — Don't Know Don't Care
• MP — Mana Points
• BMTIPG — Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
• YIU — Yes I Understand
• MOB — Mobile Regional Airport, Mobile, Alabama, United States
• FORD — Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• GMTFT — Great Minds Think for Themselves
• DAOC — Dark Age of Camelot
• AAR — At Any Rate
• BR — Bathroom
• E — Ecstasy
• MMS — Multimedia Messaging System

• MUD — Multiple User Dungeon
• FYA — For Your Action
• IDU — I Don't Understand
• TCO — Taken Care Of
• *-) — Shot to death
• JC — Just Chilling
• BLNT — Better Luck Next Time
• CTO — Check This Out
• TANSTAAFL — There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress)
• CR8 — Create
• TU — Thank You
• (.)(.) — Breasts
• 8O — Shocked
• SWTDRMZ — Sweet Dreams
• DOPE — Drugs Oppress People Everyday
• : @ — Shouting
• SOB — Son of a Bitch
• !O) — Winking (Taking a peak)
• WUD — What You Doing
• AAP — Always A Pleasure
• GTFO — Get the fuck out
• 19 — Zero Hand
• TMTOWTDI — There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl)
• JAFO — Just Another Fucking Observer
• (___:___) — A large bottom
• BOL — Be On Later
• DWM — Divorced White Male
• LMAO — Laughing my arse off
• HHOJ — Ha Ha Only Joking
• NVMD — Nevermind
• CFS — Care for Secret
• PVP — Player Vs Player
• ORLY — Oh Really?
• WTH — What The Hell?
• :-0 HBTU 0-: — Happy Birthday To You
• BSG — Broad Sweeping Generalization
• JM2C — Just My 2 Cents
• ANFSCD — And Now for Something Completely Different
• PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above)
• MUSH — Multi-User Shared Hallucination
• RGDS — Regards
• APAC — All Praise and Credit
• BB — Be Back
• HL — Half Life
• FTW — Fuck The World
• &&&/ — Pretzels
• TD2M — talk dirty to me
• UDS — Ugly Domestic Scene
• LUWAMH — Love You with All My Heart
• ;-) — Wink (Original Smiley)

• AA — Always Afloat
• YT — YouTube
• HTH — Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means...
• 8-O — Shocked
• ITS — Intense Text Sex
• NALOPKT — Not A Lot Of People Know That
• :-) — Smile
• SIL — Sister-In-Law
• 2 — Too Add
• <3 — I Love You(Original Smiley)
• OM — Oh My
• ALA — As Long As
• CTC — Choking The Chicken
• FSR — For Some Reason
• MOTD — Message of the Day
• SOSDD — Same Old Stuff Different Day
• BOOMS — Bored Out of My Skull
• DF — Dear Friend
• :-( ) — Shocked
• FU2 — Fuck you too
• PO — Piss Off
• JO — Jerking off
• CADET — Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged.
• CFV — Call For Vote(s)
• BMOTA — Bite Me On The Ass
• AFINIAFI — A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed
• (_8^(!) — Homer Simpson
• KMT — Kiss my tushie
• BOFH — Bastard Operator From Hell
• AMOF — As a Matter of Fact
• WBS — Write Back Soon
• TSOHF — Total Sense of Humour Failure
• CHICKEN — Scared
• BYTM — Better You Than Me
• FOAF — Friend Of A Friend
• XLR8 — Accelerate
• WDYMBT — What Do You Mean By That?
• .-) — Smiley with one eye
• FTBOMH — From the Bottom of My Heart
• THNQ — Thank You
• QC — Quick Chat
• FTTB — For The Time Being
• BB4N — Bye-Bye for Now
• CMU — Crack Me Up
• DH — Dick Head
• WUWH — Wish You Were Here
• NTS — Note to Self
• CFD — Call For Discussion
• SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
• KTHX — OK, Thanks

• BT — Between technologies
• ACRONYM — Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning
• LIC — Like I Care
• CW — Complete Wank
• AITR — Adult In The Room
• NEB — Nebula)
• BUDWEISER — Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Ever Receive
• DYJHIW — Don't You Just Hate It When...
• 3:-O — Cow
• AAF — As A Friend
• SFW — Safe for Work
• IMU — I miss u
• WUP — What's Up
• C4N — Ciao for Now
• :-8( — Condescending Stare
• DINK — Double Income No Kids
• MMO — Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game)
• CM — Call Menu
• BFAW — Best friend at work
• HAU — How About You?
• BFD — Big Fucking Deal
• LAQ — Lame Ass Quote
• RTS — Read the Screen
• YG — Young Gentleman
• FYA&E — For Your Amusement and Edification
• FLMN — Four letter mnemonic name
• CRAP — Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
• DIIK — Darned if I know
• :P — Stick your Tongue out
• NM — Not Much
• CMB — Combat Medical Badge
• NOOB — Newbie
• ?4U — Question For You
• WTF — What The Freak
• INV — Inventory
• MNC — Mother Nature Calls
• MOOCH — Freeload
• :( — Sad, without nose
• AYBABTU — All Your Base Are Belong to Us
• WO — Without
• HB — Hurry Back
• FUD — Fear, uncertainty and doubt
• FRED — Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
• B4U — Before You
• KJ — Kill jacked
• BYAM — Between You And Me
• BITD — Back in the Day
• KMA — Kiss My Ass
• AOM — Age of Mythology
• 2G2BT — Too Good To Be True

• DING — Gamer has reached a new level in the game
• LULAS — Love You Like A Sister
• IOH — I'm Outta Here
• DARFC — Ducking and Running for CoverDBA
• ASAFP — As Soon As Friggin Possible
• BFG — Big Fucking Grin
• MUSM — Miss You So Much (chat)
• AFFA — Angels Forever Forever Angels
• PMFBI — Pardon Me For Butting In
• G — gee
• SIS — Snickering in silence
• AFAIR — As Far As I Remember
• ISWYM — I See What You Mean
• SOH — Sense Of Humor
• MUD — Multi-User Dungeon (gaming)
• 4PLA — Foreplay
• DWAI — Don't Worry About It
• FBI — Full Blown Idiot
• PIC — Picture
• ED — Erase Display
• GSOAS — Go Sit On A Snake
• BCO — Big crush on
• SUL — See You Later
• 420 — Lets Get High
• :-7 — Smirk
• AAMOI — As A Matter of Interest
• 4 — Second Base
• DN — Down
• TTYL — Type To You Later
• PMSL — Pissing myself laughing
• DXNRY — Dictionary
• BTAIM — Be That As It May
• CD9 — Code 9, parents are around
• TINALO — This Is Not A Legal Opinion
• :-! — Foot In Mouth
• MS — The Company Microsoft
• AOTA — All of the Above
• NAP — Not A Problem
• BAMF — Bad Assed Mother Fucker
• MT — Empty
• AYS — Are You Serious?
• L2K — Like to come
• NMU — Not Much, You?
• AYF — All Your Fault
• OTL — Out To Lunch
• FUA — Frequently Used Acronym
• EVA — Ever
• &-) — Stoned
• NWO — No Way Out
• ( :O (|) — Homer Simpson

• 2MOZ — Tomorrow
• IBM — Inadequate But Marketable
• IYQ — I like you
• MV — Move
• ASSIST — Assist System
• KHYF — Know How You Feel
• SN — Soon
• DA — there
• DYHG — Do you have a girlfriend?
• WTFWT — what the fuck was that
• MB — Mamma's boy
• B2W — Back to Work
• PBOOK — Phonebook
• TLS — Transport Layer Security
• SW — So What?
• YSS — You Suck Severely
• ESP — Especially
• W — Wink
• BFFL — Best friends for life
• AOG — Armies of Gielinor
• NN — Not Now
• MMF — Make Money Fast
• MIA — Missing In Action
• GM — Good Match
• KITA — Kick In The Ass
• BLITZ — Ice Blitz
• SWAG — Simple Wild Ass Guess
• MM — Sister
• HP — Homepage
• LOMLILY — Light of My Life, I Love You
• H20 — water
• EM — E-Mail
• BG — Bad Game
• SCNR — Sorry, Could Not Resist
• ROTFLOL — Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• COH — City of Heroes
• LOTR — Lord Of The Rings
• IMRU — I Am, Are You?
• 2MRW — tomorrow
• MMORPG — Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
• IHY — I Hate You
• PROGGY — computer program
• LMC — Let Me See
• TLG — The Living God
• WOM — Word of Mouth
• MLM — give the middle finger
• BTN — Better Than Nothing
• MHOTY — My Hat's Off To You
• IAYL — In A While
• BAC — Back At Computer

• HOAS — Hold On A Second
• IDGI — I Don't Get It
• MZLTF — mazel tov
• IYSS — If You Say So
• FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
• 2CB — A powerful hallucinogenic, drug similar to LSD
• BS — Big Smile
• GPF — General Protection Fault
• %*} — Inebriated
• KOW — Knock on Wood
• CNP — Continued on next post
• GOL — Giggle Out Loud
• BII BII — Bye-bye
• :-Þ — Sticking out tongue
• CUA — Commonly Used Acronym
• SFAIK — So Far As I Know
• DLTBBB — Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
• ZH — Zamorak Halo
• NOOB — New person
• BWQ — Buzz Word Quotient
• GOTCHA — I get you
• SMH — Scratching My Head
• NSS — No Shit, Sherlock
• WYRN — What's Your Real Name?
• SMHID — Scratching My Head in Disbelief
• ROTFLASTC — Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat
• BTHOOM — Beats the Heck Out of Me
• OI — Operator Indisposed
• :-9 — Salivating
• DIAF — Die in A Fire
• DH — Dear Hubby
• DVS — devious
• GFC — Going For Coffee :-)
• OTTH — On the Third Hand
• JIC — Just In Case
• AV8 — Aviate
• B7 — Banned (B7=B&=Band)
• ARE — Acronym-Rich Environment
• YWSYLS — You Win Some, You Lose Some
• WH — World Hopper
• SW — Software (SFTWE Preferred)
• AISE — As I Said Earlier
• VOIP — Voice Over IP (Internet Protocol)
• ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• ARG — Argument
• PLOKTA — Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method.
• WYLABOCTGWTR — Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark
• HAK — Hugs And kisses
• FB — Fucking buddy
• 4YEO — For Your Eyes Only

• BME — Based on My Experience
• PFM — Pure Freaking Magic
• 2EZ — Too easy
• CUL8ER — See You Later
• BNI — Batteries Not Included
• CYO — See You Online
• AFA — Away From Keyboard
• KB — Kick Butt
• :-? — Tongue Sticking Out
• :OI — Mouth Full
• SLAP — Sounds Like A Plan
• GOK — God Only Knows
• 4EVR — Forever
• F8 — Fate (as in "It's fate.")
• ATK — At The Keyboard
• NECH — Nechryael
• BYORL — Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
• 337 — From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
• MOO — My Own Opinion
• AFAIUI — As Far As I Understand It
• CQC — Close Quarters Combat
• EMMY — Emerald
• SWALK — Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• DNR — Dinner
• :-' — Undecided
• AIH — As It Happens
• GL/HF — Good Luck, Have Fun
• JFGI — Just Fucking Google It
• BA6 — Basics
• CMUTE — commute
• WL — Whatta loser
• YYSSW — Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• GLHF — Good luck have fun
• RYS — Read Your Screen
• CSS — Cascade Style Sheet
• R8 — Rate
• %V — Picasso
• AOC — Available on cell
• OOI — Out of Interest
• ATYS — Anything You Say
• KIS — Keep It Simple
• W4U — Waiting for You
• WTT — Want To Trade
• ICQ — I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
• OH — Overheard
• 5:-) — Elvis Presley
• BSAAW — Big Smile And A Wink
• VENG — Vengeance
• JOOTT — Just One Of Those Things
• ICYDK — In Case You Didn't Know

• OPM — Other People's Money
• MMFU — My Mate Fancies You
• (:-) — Smiling with helmet
• BBIAW — Be Back In A While
• INPO — In No Particular Order
• OTTOMH — Off the top of my head
• TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
• YT — You There?
• RT — Retweet
• CT — City
• PWN — To own
• IDGAF —  I don't give a *freak*
• RTFC — read the fucking code
• WT — Without Thinking
• QED — quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved or demonstrated)
• TINWIS — That Is Not What I Said
• ALAP — As Late As Possible
• WAG — Wild Assed Guess
• RTFF — Read The Fucking FAQ
• POTS — Plain Old Telephone Service (FCW)
• LULAB — Love You Like A Brother
• AIW — As It Was
• WTFE — What the Freak Ever
• CBALL — Cannonball
• BOF — Birds of a Feather
• YHL — You Have Lost
• RBAY — Right Back At You
• LNDN — London
• 4EAE — ForEver And Ever
• DTR — Define the Relationship
• DCED — disconnected
• BM&Y — Between me and you
• LUV — Love Ur Voice
• MFG — More Friendly Garbage
• IBM — I Blame Microsoft
• NV — envy
• IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
• GYPO — Get Your Pants Off
• GFI — Go For It
• IPN — I'm Posting Naked
• WUW — What U Want
• TRDMC — Tears Running Down My Cheeks
• 2H — Two-handed sword
• CAV — Cavalier hats
• BF — Blast Furnace
• MOF — Matter of Fact
• UTT — Under The Table
• MOTOS — Member Of The Opposite Sex
• BO — Buzz Off
• DSH — Desperately Seeking Help

• HEX — Hexcrest
• PHB — Pointy Haired Boss
• LKIR — Little kid in the room
• GM — Good Move
• GBTW — Get Back to Work
• FORD — Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• SL — Squad Leader
• CSG — Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
• CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out
• IUSS — If You Say So
• KSC — Kind of sort of chuckle
• FIF — Fuck I'm Funny
• FFA — Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop.
• HMOFG — Holy mother of fucking god
• AWYR — Awaiting Your Reply
• ATST — At the Same Time
• STW — Search the Web
• WP — Wrong Person
• KMA — Kiss my *a*
• NMP — Not My Problem
• WYLASOMWTC — Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment?
• WYSBYGI — What You See Before You Get It
• IDGAD — I Don't Give A Damn
• AAYF — As Always Your Friend
• YTB — You're The Best
• NFW — Not for Work
• GR&D — Grinning, Running and Ducking
• DH — Darling Husband (used Almost Exclusively By Dependent Spouse Types)
• FAAK — Falling Asleep At Keyboard
• HUYA — Head Up Your Ass
• BIB — Boss is back
• FWB — Friend With Benefits
• FBH — Fucking Butter Heads
• LRF — Little Rubber Feet
• 50 — Police (from Hawaii Five-O)
• 14AA41 — One for All and All for One
• OAO — Over and Out
• AFAICR — As Far As I Can Remember
• JOO — you
• FICCL — Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
• TCB — Take Care of Business
• TFS — Thanks for Sharing
• TGAL — Think Globally, Act Locally
• ;-) — Twinkle
• AYW — As you were
• VEG — Very Evil Grin
• MEGO — My eyes glaze over (about something really boring)
• PENG — Penguin Hide and Seek
• HACK — To use something not in its intended manner.
• CW — Current Weight

• DUM — Do You Masturbate?
• SRO — Standing Room Only
• KOC — Kiss On Cheek
• D&C — Duck and Cover
• SITD — Still In The Dark
• CU — Cracking Up
• GJ — Good Job
• N1 — Nice One
• GLORY — Amulet of glory
• EQ — EverQuest (game)
• 10 — Ten
• ENUF — Enough
• VBS — Very Big Smile
• FUBAR — Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
• EULA — End-User License Agreement (you-lah)
• BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
• FXP — File Exchange Protocol
• AYDY — Are you done yet?
• ONNTA — Oh No, Not This Again
• BCP — Bandos Chestplate
• ATT — Attack
• GOP — Great Orb Project
• YHBW — You Have Been Warned
• HEMMY — Hemenster
• CUS — Because
• LOA — List of Abbreviations
• TBF — Time Between Failures
• WEED — Marijuana
• ADN — Any Day Now
• GSOH — Good Sense Of Humour
• LOA — List of acronyms
• TMA — Take My Advice
• ETLA — Extended Three Letter Acronym
• 2BONO — To Be or Not to Be
• D/L — Download
• NA — No Access
• BDC — Big Dumb Company
• SEP — Someone Else's Problem
• MMK — okay?
• IMPOV — In My Point of View
• GBR — Garbled Beyond Recovery
• 10SE — Tennesse
• NHL — National Hockey League
• BIC — Best in Class
• ACE — marijuana cigarette
• 6S — success
• TIC — Tongue-In-Cheek
• ABBR — Abbreviation
• AC — Acceptable Content
• 10C — Tennesse

• MORF — Male Or Female ?
• BB — Bathroom break
• JP — Jackpot
• SOHF — Sense Of Humor Failure
• :-@! — Cursing
• STFG — Search The Fucking Google
• ACD — Alt Control Delete
• AMF — Adios My Friends
• BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
• AGS — Armadyl Godsword
• PW — Persistent World
• TLH — Target Likelihood
• AMMY — Amulet
• WDYWTTA — What Do You Want To Talk About?
• DYK — Do You Know
• *W* — wink
• :--------) — Batman
• BIF — Before I Forget
• JW — Just wondering
• P — Partner
• DEF — Defence
• BAO — Be Aware Of
• XO — Hugs and kisses
• NC — Nice Crib (Home)
• AQAP — As Quick as Possible
• ALOL — Actually laughing out loud
• FILF — Father I'd like to fuck
• EL — Evil Laugh
• GFU — Good for You
• PHKR — fucker
• DU — Don't understand
• MITH — Mithril
• GGN — Gotta Go Now
• ITYM — I Think You Mean
• IITYWTMWYKM — If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
• IKWUM — I Know What You Mean
• BBSOL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
• BCOS — Because
• DGAF — Doesn't/Don't Give A Fuck
• CID — Crying in Disgrace
• HBO — Home Box Office
• 1CE — Once
• >U — screw you!
• UR — You Are
• LTM — Laugh to Myself
• ITRW — In The Real World
• TDTM — Talk Dirty to Me
• MHBFY — My Heart Bleeds For You
• CF — Cluster Fuck
• AGL — Age, Gender and Location?

• GD — Good duel
• GM — Got Milk?
• BOC — But of Course
• 4M — from
• OJ — Only Joking
• CW — Castle Wars
• POOF — I have left the chat
• GA — Go Ahead
• GG — Good Games
• ISTR — I Seem to Remember
• IAC — In Any Case
• YWHNB — Yes, We Have No Bananas
• OD — Oh Dear
• :~X — Tongue tied
• R — Rare
• GMAB — Give Me A Break
• GLE — Good Luck Everyone
• DNS — Domain Name Server
• LVM — Left Voice Mail
• TT4N — Ta Ta for Now
• DIC — Drunk in Charge
• NYCFS — New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture)
• BBSL — Be Back Sooner or Later
• LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
• MOTAS — Member Of The Appropriate Sex
• UNEEK — unique
• (( )):** — Hugs and kisses
• GS — Good Shot
• IMS — I Must Say
• TAFN — That's All for Now
• NFI — No Fucking Idea
• BL — Belly Laugh
• PZ — peace
• IF — In (the) Front
• IIRC — If I Remember Correctly
• TT2T — To Tired to Talk
• TAH — Take A Hike
• WAD — Without A Doubt
• BCOY — Big crush on you
• KTHXBAI — Okay, Thanks, Goodbye
• FTL — Faster Than Light
• DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
• KO — Knockout
• TNT — dynamite
• AATK — Always At the Keyboard
• GWD — God Wars Dungeon
• MIHAP — May I Have Your Attention Please
• PPP — Petty Pet Peeve
• KWUM — Know What You Mean
• NET — Internet

• FMOD — Forum moderator.
• YBS — You'll Be Sorry
• DYFM — Dude You Fascinate Me
• FOGGING — Playing Fist of Guthix.
• ILYFAE — I Love You Forever and Ever
• AFAYC — As Far As You're Concerned
• BAD — Broken as designed
• AMBW — All My Best Wishes
• <]:-O) — Goofy witch
• BTSOOM — Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• HHOK — Ha-ha, only kidding
• MKOP — My Kind of Place
• PCM — Please Call Me
• AFDB — A Few Days Back
• FAB — Features-Attributes-Benefits
• FWIR — From what I remember
• WCA — Who Cares Anyway
• BN — Bad news
• DBAU — Doing Business As Usual
• @:) — Elvis
• CYL — See You Later
• PDF — Pretty Damn Funny
• N — In
• FPS — Frames per second.
• ILICISCOMK — I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee on My Keyboard
• GL2U — Good Luck To You
• YTTT — You Telling the Truth?
• :O) — Clown
• DE — Dead End
• CUA — Common User Access
• BTWBO — Be There With Bells On
• YABA — Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• MOTO — Master Of The Obvious
• SWDYT — So What Do You Think
• 2H2F — Too high to function
• WTGP — Want To Go Private?
• IDGABTT — It Don't Get Any Better Than This
• ICFILWU — I could fall in love with you
• WTB — Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft")
• SFLA — Stupid Four Letter Acronym
• ESO — Equipment Smarter than Operator
• HAHA — Laughing
• NADT — Not A Darn Thing
• BL8D — belated
• ISO — In Support Of
• SWALK — Sent with A Loving Kiss
• AQUAS — Aquanites
• FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• HHTYAY — Happy Holidays To You And Yours
• GG — Go Girl

• EOQ — End Of Quote
• DKP — Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)
• BRBB — be right back bitch
• TFTT — Thanks for the Thought
• LMAOROTF — Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor
• GDW — Grin Duck and Wave
• CUL — Catch You Later
• 2G4U — To Good for You
• CY — Calm Yourself
• XS — In excess of
• CAM — Camera
• FC — Fingers Crossed
• AFAGAY — A Friend As Good As You
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
• WYSINWYG — What You See Is Not What You Get
• YWHOL — Yelling Woohoo Out Loud
• OOC — Out of Character
• :-) — Happy
• %-6 — Brain Dead
• CULA — See You Later, Alligator
• FSCK — File System Check
• RTFI — Read The Fucking Instructions
• ;-<> — Drooling
• WH5 — Who, what, when, where, why
• LONH — Lights on Nobody Home
• SFAIAA — So Far As I Am Aware
• EVO — Evolution
• AAS — Alive and smiling
• :{ }: — Two people talking
• PWNED — Owned
• GGMSOT — Gotta get me some of that
• GPOY — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself
• 8-) — Bandit
• MMFL — Meet me for lunch
• B10 — Beaten
• KIA — Know It All
• LMTD — Limited
• MTFBWU — May The Force Be With You
• CU2 — See You Too
• :-{> — Smiley with mustache and beard
• SHILO — Shilo Village
• LYB — Love You Babe
• BAY — Back at ya
• DHTML — Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
• BIF — Basis in Fact
• KK — Okey
• SIHTH — Stupidity is hard to take
• QED — Quick Easy Dirty
• GTGB — Got To Go, Bye
• BASOR — Breathing a sigh of relief

• FTMFW — For The Mother Fucking Win
• FF — Fish Flingers
• DWIM — Do What I Mean
• GT — Good Try
• MOMPL — (One) Moment Please
• DOS — Defective Operating System
• OJ — Orange Juice
• MOTSS — Member Of The Same Sex
• SWL — Screaming With Laughter
• WYP — What's Your Problem?
• COTFLGOHAHA — Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
• JJA — just joking around
• MEH — so-so
• (%) — Yin Yang
• ITM — In the Money
• BWO — Black White or Other
• YKW — You Know What
• GMV — Got My Vote
• YAA — Yet Another Acronym
• DGA — Digital Guardian Angel
• SF — Surfer Friendly
• CSS — can't stop smiling
• AIIC — As If I Care
• IRMFI — I Reply Merely for Information
• BOS — Big Orange Switch
• DS — this
• SAR — Some Assembly Required
• IWIAM — Idiot wrapped in a moron
• PMBI — Pardon My Butting In
• ROTFLUTS — Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
• YCDBWYCID — You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
• BEOS — Nudge
• :-O — Appalled
• SPAM — slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email
• SUM1 — Someone
• WWY — Where Were You?
• YR — Yeah Right
• IMFL — I'm Falling in Love
• ITYK — I thought you knew
• MSMD — Monkey See Monkey Do
• OOH — Out of Here
• AFAP — As Far As Possible
• :-R — Raspberry
• ATB — All The Best
• UDR — other
• ATW — All the Web
• WWJD — What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD)
• AGN — Again
• UV — Unpleasant Visual
• AIS — As I Said

• FW — Forward
• 2MI — Too Much Information
• POS — Person Over Shoulder
• L2G — Like to go
• CRAWL — To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
• ASIG — And so it goes
• BMW — Bought My Wife
• ND — Nice double
• NAK — Not Acknowledged
• IBT — In Between Technology
• GNE1 — Good night everyone
• ;-Q — Smoking smiley
• PLD — Played
• TFTT — Thanks for the Tip
• FTBSITTTD — Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
• NQOCD — Not Quite Our Class Dear
• ADBB — All Done Bye Bye
• REX — Dagannoth Rex
• DUCT — Did You See That
• CBL — Come Back Later
• TBA — To Be Announcede
• NS — Nice Shot
• IJWTK — I Just Want to Know
• 2M2H — Too much too handle
• &:-) — Smiling with curls
• AA — Alcoholics Anonymous
• LTS — Laughing to self
• PHD — Piled Higher and Deeper
• DD — Dreaded Disease
• NIFOC — Naked In Front Of Computer
• YNK — You Never Know
• NECRO — Necromancer
• :-O ZZ — Bored
• IMTM — I am the man
• :'-( — Crying
• WF — Way Fun
• DEGT — Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
• 1 — One
• CON — Construction
• GR — Good Race
• GUD — Good
• AIW — As It Were
• DNPM — Damn Near Pissed Myself
• MB — Maybe Baby
• D — Diathermy
• NETUA — Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
• BAXE — Battleaxe
• G8 — Gate
• D — Dragon
• ..|.. — Giving someone the middle finger

• B-) — Sunglasses
• 2MORROW — Tomorrow
• IRSTBO — It Really Sucks The Big One
• PMIGBOM — Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• WHIP — Abyssal whip
• ADIP — Another Day in Paradise
• PABG — Pack A Big Gun
• BFD — Big fuck deal
• IMBO — In My Bloody Opinion
• CAD — ctrl-alt-delete
• DR — didn't read
• LWR — Launch When Ready
• %-( — Confused and unhappy
• KBD — King Black Dragon
• AAK — Asleep at Keyboard
• L8RS — Laters
• BTFM — Beats the Funk out of Me
• CSW — can't see why
• YCMU — You Crack Me Up
• CMXI — 911
• FPS — For Pete's Sake
• THT — Think happy thoughts
• BOSMKL — Bending over smacking my knee laughing
• BSTS — Better Safe Than Sorry
• :-Ю~ — drooling
• MEM — Member
• DYFI — Did you find it
• CLD9? — Cloud 9? (Stoned?)
• 9 — Parent is watching 
• IHNO — I Have No Opinion
• G2R — Got to Run
• FUM — Fucked Up Mess
• MU — Miss Universe
• TMA — Too Many Acronyms :-)
• LHO — Laughing Head Off
• 3 — Three
• IHA — I Hate Acronyms :-)
• ABT2 — About To
• NW — No Way
• MFD — MultiFunction Device
• STM — Spank the Monkey
• AFU — All Fucked Up
• AFJ — April Fool's Joke
• MGB — May God Bless
• OOTD — One of These Days
• COMP CAPE — Completionist cape
• KIR — Keep It Real
• YCLIU — You Can Look It Up
• 4FRNFR — Forever and Ever
• POOF — Good-bye

• 8-P — Yuck!
• 4F — for fun
• JAWS — Just Another Windows Shell
• JASE — Just Another System Error
• HAB — Hot Asian Babe
• OJ — Obligatory Joke
• (:| — Egghead
• MURM — Saradomin murmer
• BB — Blue Base
• WAB — What A Bummer
• CYM — Check Your Mail
• EMSG — Email Message
• URH — You are hot
• :-6  — Exhausted, Wiped Out
• ZZZ — Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• EMFBI — Excuse Me for Butting In
• ES&D — Eat Shit And Die
• RTSM — Read the Stupid Manual
• *S* — smile
• DYOH — Do Your Own Homework
• PAL — Parents Are Listening
• 99 — Parent No Longer Watching
• GLA — Good Luck All
• BGS — Bandos godsword
• LRC — Living Rock Caverns
• SNERT — Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
• PTKFGS — Punch the Keys for God's Sake
• IYFEG — Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• GAC — Get A Clue
• DM — deathmatch
• :-J — Tongue in cheek
• IAWTP — I Agree with This Post
• CRE8 — Create
• CI$ — Compu$erve Information Service
• SICS — Sitting in Chair Snickering
• DT — Desert Treasure
• :-S — Don't know what to say
• NM — No Message
• BYKT — But You Knew That
• EOS — End of Show
• LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
• WILDY — Wilderness
• CUA — See You Around
• LMFAO — Laughing My Fuck Ass Off
• PMYMHMMFSWGAD — Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
• IGGP — I Gotta Go Pee
• (-) — Needs Haircut
• ROTFLMAO — Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• FYIFV — fuck you, I'm fully vested
• KC — Kill Count

• SGS — Saradomin Godsword
• GG — Brother
• ARDY — Ardougne
• NS — Nice
• UDI — Unidentified Drinking Injury
• GOWI — Get On With It
• OVR — OVeRlay
• NCG — New College Graduate
• :-(0) — Shouting
• DP — Drop party
• LESSER — Lesser demon
• MOF — Male or Female
• WIBAMU — Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• KHUF — Know How You Feel
• ATSL — Along the Same Line
• HILT — Godsword hilt
• 2WIMC — To Whom It May Concern
• GAS — Got A Second
• DUCWIC — Do You See What I See?
• TNT — Until next time
• SED8 — sedate
• RT — Real Time (R/T Preferred)
• LOPSOD — Long on Promises, Short on Delivery
• AFAIR — As Far As I Recall
• LHSO — Let's Have Sex Online
• FUBIO — Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
• ABN — Arcane blast necklace
• TAS — Taking A Shower
• FUD — Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
• ASOP — assistant system operator
• DFTT — Don't Feed the Trolls
• ABS — Armadyl battlestaff
• VIS, VISAGE — Draconic Visage
• *^_^* — Huge Dazzling Grin
• NFA — No Flaming Allowed
• :-K — Puzzlement
• NQOS — Not Quite Our Sort
• BOF — Boring Old Fart
• BPLM — Big Person Little Mind
• IBN — I'm bucked naked
• GTFO — Get the freak out
• NMH — Not Much Here
• DWIMC — Do What I Mean Correctly
• GMBO — Giggling My Butt Off
• 2M2T — Too much to type
• CHAT — Conversational Hypertext Access Technology
• (_)3 — beer mug
• SELFIE — A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing
• TLGO — The List Goes On
• N/S — no shit

• CD-ROM — Compact Disk-Read Only Memory
• NRN — No response necessary
• E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
• ROTBA — Reality on the Blink Again
• DK — Don't known
• REQ — Request
• VGC — Very Good Condition
• 2HT2HNDL — Too Hot To Handle.
• THANQ — Thank You
• U — You
• MOSSIE — Mosquito
• BTYCL — Bootycall
• FIMH — Forever in My Heart
• IIT — I'm Impressed Too
• DBEYR — Don't Believe Everything You Read
• JDI — Just Do It
• TTYRS — Talk To You Real Soon
• NFW — No Fucking Way
• B/F — Boyfriend
• PPU — Pending pick-up
• EL8D — elated
• CIAO — Good-bye
• IFYP — I Feel Your Pain
• BRBS — Be Right Back Soon
• JYYC — Just Yanking Your Chain
• F — Female
• CX — Cancelled
• GIRL — Guy in Real Life
• F2F — Flesh To Flesh
• ACP — Armadyl chestplate
• AA — Ask About
• GTRM — Going To Read Mail
• LOLH — Laughing out loud hysterically
• IITYWIMIWHTKY — If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
• GI — Good Idea
• MRT — Modified ReTweet
• M/F — Male/Female
• ASAFP — As Soon As Fucking Possible
• %-) — Dazed
• JAM — Just A Minute
• BMOTA — Byte Me On The Ass
• SOS — Save Our Souls (Help!)
• ROFFNAR — Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
• IFVB — I Feel Very Bad
• PHD — Push Here Dummy
• BBNS — Big bones
• OCD — tic/obsessive compulsive disorder
• G/F — girlfriend
• P2P — Pay to play
• :-* — Kissing Smiley

• KNIM — Know What I Mean
• SOS — Some over shoulder/same old situation
• GGS — Group gatestone
• AFAIC — As Far As I Am Concerned
• 411 — Local Telephone Information
• RTFB — Read The Fucking Book
• STBY — Sucks To Be You
• :-{} — Blowing a Kiss
• BOT — Robot
• :-{ — Mustache
• NBIF — No Basis in Fact
• HV — Have
• RAT — Remotely Activated Trojan
• **POOF** — bye
• 6UAL — Sexual
• DNC — Does Not Compute
• /(00)/ — Spider
• CMON — Come-On
• 8:-) — Little Girl
• MBO — Laughing My Butt Off
• 8 — Ate
• YM — You're welcome
• AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
• IGN — I Got Nothing
• WK — Week
• QS10 — question
• PASS — Password
• GFETE — Grinning from Ear To Ear
• BOM — bitch of mine
• RTG — Ready to Go
• %-{ — Ironic
• FBTW — Fine Be That Way
• DUCWIM — Do You See What I Mean?
• IANALBIPOOTV — I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
• PMJI — Pardon My Jumping In
• TINAR — This is Not a Recommendation
• GFU — General Fuck Up
• LMTO — Laughing My Tampon Out
• BTHOM — Beats The Hell Outta Me
• ARC — Arcane Spirit Shield
• FBOW — For Better or Worse
• TFTF — Thanks for the Follow
• L2P — Learn to play
• 7 — Seven Deadly Sins
• MO — Momentum on
• RYO — Roll Your Own
• WLUMRYME — Will you marry Me?
• PW — Pathetic Wanker
• ITSFWI — If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
• IDGW — in a good way

• 2BH — to be honest
• MBT — Main Battle Tank
• SSDD — Same Stuff Different Day
• >;-> — Lewd Remark
• JTYWTK — Just Thought You Wanted To Know
• SH — Same Here
• IMOW — In My Own Words
• BROADS — Broad-tipped bolts
• NTL — NoneTheLess
• TTM — To the Moderator
• CP — Cross post
• WUF — Where Are You From?
• AISB — As It Should Be
• ITFA — In the Final Analysis
• :-.) — Cindy Crawford
• FBI — Fucking Brilliant Idea
• YM — You Mean ...
• RUT — Are You There?
• LOA — Love on Arrival
• :-J — Smirk
• DF — Don't even go there
• DWISNWID — Do What I Say Not What I Do
• HHO1/2K — Ha-ha, only half kidding
• KMB — Kiss My Butt
• COBOL — Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-)
• IWBNI — It Would Be Nice If ....
• BTDTGTS — Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• RTFS — Read the FucKing Source
• -:-) — Punk
• BIOYN — Blow It Out Your Nose
• :-* — Bitter
• NTK — Nice to Know
• AMF — All My Fault
• PDS — Please Don't Shoot
• LTIP — Laughing Til I Puke
• BAMF — Bad *a* mother *f*
• 2GETHA — together
• TTL4N — That's the Lot for Now
• WITW — What in the World?
• BMB — bite my bum
• HMWK — Homework
• LHOS — Lets Have Online Sex
• IANAL — I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
• ADCTD2UV — Addicted To Love
• :-? — Smoking a pipe
• PS — Photoshop
• BYOP — Bring Your Own Paint
• AFAHMASP — A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
• ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
• HVH — Heroic Violet Hold

• URW — You Are Welcome
• BAS — Big butt smile
• GFTD — Gone For The Day
• B — Before
• CLAB — Crying Like A Baby
• GNOC — Get naked on camera
• NR — Nice Roll
• CIO — Cut It Out
• LSV — Language, Sex, Violence
• DAG — Dagannoth
• #:-) — Messy Hair
• CIS — CompuServe information system
• CYE — Check your e-mail
• QS — Quit Scrolling
• MEZ — Mesmerize
• :8) — Pig
• LSHMBH — Laugh so hard my belly hurts
• NM — Nothing Much
• AOYP — Angel on your pillow
• BOB — Back Off Bastard
• CIM — CompuServe Information Manager
• FTM — Forget the Manual
• BB — Blue Baseball
• MOSS — Member of Same Sex
• VOLVO — Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• AMD — An Air Movement Device
• (_X_) — Sore Bum
• (:-* — Kiss
• ABFL — A Big Fat Lady
• LBR — Little Boy's Room
• CRB — Come Right Back
• "8*# — drunk
• AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
• ******@* — Cenitpede wearing a sombrero
• :-] — Blockhead
• ;;) — flirt
• CMMN — Communication
• AE — area-effect
• WGAF — Who Gives A Fuck?
• MAXED — reached level
• IA8 — I already ate
• $-) — Money Eyes
• JAD — Just Another Day
• DOS — Dozing Off Soon
• IAE — In Any Event
• BITGOD — Back in the Good Old Days
• KMSMA — Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
• BCBS — Big Company Big School
• CSY — Can't Stop Yawning
• BBIAS — Be Back In A Second

• KFY — Kiss For You
• ? — I don't understand what you mean
• TPC — The Phone Company
• JAM — Just A Moment
• CCB — Chaotic crossbow
• QQ — crying eyes
• BOTD — Birthright of the Dwarves
• AB, AB-ER — Anti-ban, Anti-botter
• **** — Popcorn
• 2M8O — tomato
• COFS — Church of Scientology
• C&B — Crash and Burn
• LOLOL — Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
• DFLA — Disenhanced Four-letter Acronym
• 2G4U — Too good for you
• CNP — Continuednext post
• IOTTMCO — Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer
• DILLIGAF — Do I look like I give a *freak*?
• IC — In-Character
• EMFJI — Excuse Me For Jumping In
• BFG — Big Freaking Grin
• ECTO — Ectofuntus
• WMMOWS — Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• 8-O — Astonished
• CASE — Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation
• FTFTFWMF — Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
• G — Giggle
• WTM — Who's the man
• (_8(|) — Homer Simpson
• : - )… — Drooling
• DGAF — Don't give a *freak*
• DGT — Don't go there
• BIOYIOP — Blow It Out Your I/O Port
• FAI — Frequently Argued Issue
• I&I — Intercourse & Inebriation
• FBUGLY — Fucking Butt Ugly
• 8-[ — Frayed nerves
• IHTFP — I Hate This Fucking Place
• W3 — World Wide Web
• JJWY — Just Joking with You
• AIMP — Always In My Prayers
• FAY — *Freak* all you
• &:-) — Curly Hair
• FOAD — Freak Off And Die
• :-Q~ — Smoking
• DIAFYO — Did I Ask for Your Opinion
• GSOH — Good Salary, Own Home
• FUBAR — Fucked up beyond all recognition
• () — Hugging
• PVP — Player Versus Player

• DZRV — deserve
• ;^) — Smirking
• JML — Join me later
• IBTL — In Before the Lock
• ACS — Armadyl chainskirt
• CAD — Control Alt Delete
• ATS — About to sprout
• BWL — Bursting with laughter 
• CDIWY — couldn't do it without you
• ILBCNU — I'll be seeing you
• BLING — Overly flashy jewelry
• IBTD — I Beg To Differ
• TAB — Tablet
• IANAE — I Am Not An Expert
• TA — Thanks Again
• GMACE — Granite Mace
• TIC — Taken Into Consideration
• NYM — New York Minute
• FRZ — Freakin'Religious Zealot
• *G* — Giggle
• /8^{~ — Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
• ESAD — Eat Shit And Die
• URTM — You Are the Man
• CSS — Counter-Strike Source
• WRUD — What Are You Doing
• CHOP — Clan Hopping
• WEP — Weapon
• WOG — Wise Old Guy
• IHTFP — I Have Truly Found Paradise
• LLTA — Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• HD — Hold down
• OMW — Oh my word
• ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
• :-( — disappointed face
• SK8R — Skater
• DILLIGAS — Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
• GR — Ghostly Robes
• NAT — Nature rune
• LGR — Little Girl's Room
• CRPG — Computer Role-Playing Game
• VGH — Very Good Hand
• QBD — Queen black dragon
• CRBT — Crying Really Big Tears
• IMSB — I Am So Bored
• ATSITS — All the stars in the sky
• NS — Nice score
• IB — In (the) Back
• RSC — Runescape Classic
• ROF — Rolling On (the) Floor
• :-(( — Really Sad

• HLA — Hola
• GD&W — grin, duck and wave
• GTSY — Glad To See You
• NANA — Not now, no need
• DLBBB — Don't let the bed bugs bite
• (O.O) — Owl
• JMOD — Jagex moderator
• S — Smile
• TQ — Te Quiero
• SBTA — Sorry, Being Thick Again
• DILLIGAD — Does It Look Like I Give A Damn
• N00B — Newbie
• GAP — Got A Picture
• ADS — Anti-Dragon shield
• IMHO — In My Holy Opinion
• RX — prescriptions
• (:& — Angry
• (:-) — Big Face
• :-D — Grinning
• LMHO — laughing my head off
• WOL — Wake-On-LAN
• IAAA — I Am An Accountant
• MAIN — A player's main character
• EWI — Emailing While Intoxicated
• ADMINR — Administrator
• NE1 ER — Anyone Here
• ISDN — It Still Does Nothing
• WRU — Who Are You
• CHINS — Chinchompas
• BOB — Back off buddy
• DDS — Dragon Dagger (P )
• GFR — Grim File Reaper
• :-F — Sticking out tongue
• GM — General Maintenance
• IJWTS — I Just Want To Say
• HEAT — High Explosive Anti-Tank (ammunition)
• 10SION — tension
• ASB — Attention Seeking Behaviour
• DUELY — Duel Arena
• BA — Barbarian Assault
• (//_') — emo
• ISEN — Internet Search Environment Number
• LTNC — Long Time No See
• FBFR — FaceBook friend
• AFCPS — Any Fool Can Plainly See
• BRASSY — Verac's brassard
• MIRL — Meet in Real Life
• HHOS — ha ha, only seriously
• GRD — Grinning, running and ducking
• HHB — Hexhunter bow

• :-6 — Exhausted
• YD — Yesterday
• Q — Queue
• :-} — Mischievous smile
• DGN — Dragon-Granite noob
• YD — You'Re Dead
• EDUC8 — educate
• BMW — Big Money Wasted
• I2 — I too
• FFRD — Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
• GTFOOMF — Get the fuck out of my face
• HPK — Honour PKing
• DK — Dorgesh-Kaan
• LLGB — Love, later, God bless
• YTMND — You're The Man Now, Dog (website)
• <)<)<) — Slices of pizza 
• IEF — It's Esther's Fault
• AWC — After Awhile Crocodile
• :-& — Sick
• LISP — Lost in Stupid Parenthesis
• DWBH — Don't Worry, Be Happy :O)
• WEBO — Webopedia
• DMN — demon
• JW — Jumping worlds
• COF — Cone of Fire
• ABRS — Abbreviations
• STIII/ST-SFS — Star Trek, Search for Spock
• SBCN — Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
• SAHM — Stay At Home Mom
• KOS — Kid Over Shoulder
• OD — OverDose
• ES — Erase screen
• KC — Keep Cool
• NC — New Conglomerate
• TWMA — Till We Meet Again
• LL&P — Live Long and Prosper
• ######:O) — Marge Simpson 
• :P~~ — Drooling
• GD&R — grinning, ducking and running
• 8-] — Wow!
• FXION — affection
• :X — Hear no evil
• (:>])( )( ) — Snowman
• ANFAWFOW — And now for a word from our web sponsor
• :-( — Sad
• WAMKSAM — Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
• AB2 — Abandoned floors set 2
• ICUR — I See You Are
• AYW — As you want
• WKD — Weekend

• IDI — I Doubt It
• KELDA — Keldagrim
• MOI — Method of Injury
• 2GETHER4EVA — together forever
• X — Exchange
• TAW — Teachers Are Watching
• ASC — Ascension de Guarayos Airport, Ascension de Guarayos, Bolivia
• 2-9T — tonight
• FM — Fine Magic
• SUTH — So use to haters
• =:-H — Football player
• TFN — Thanks for Nothing
• ROFLMAO — Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• IHU — I Hate You
• GGU2 — good game you two
• LDTTWA — Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• HAGS — Have A Good Summer
• AGKWE — And God Knows What Else
• INAL — I'm Not a Lawyer
• KK — Kalphite King
• WE — whatever
• :-D — Laugher
• LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• PRFXN — perfection
• IMBL — It must be love
• KYPO — Keep Your Pants On
• LLS — Laughing like *silly*
• FOTCL — falling of the chair laughing
• KPC — Keeping Parents Clueless
• :-)--- — Thin, skinny